And so it came to pass that a chosen one would emerge. The Child was blessed in looks and intellect and ventured forth to bring light to the world:
In New York today meeting the world's biggest banks. Yes…I shall be talking truth to financial power.—
Chuka Umunna (@ChukaUmunna) February 17, 2011
Bet they were shaking in their boots…
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Beecroft is “S**t” | LibDem MP
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Shabana Mahmood MP Saves Brum Market | ITV News
Plan a Velvet Divorce for the €uro | Gideon Rachman
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Norman Tebbit has a humble brag:
“We Maastricht rebels were derided and abused for opposing the single currency by the wise, clever, Guardianista soft centre left establishment from whom we now hear so little on the matter.”
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
1st!
Wee Dougies Sister has Quit, today should be Declared a national holiday !
The Daily retard are still peddaling the propoganda that Wendy was an intellectual and very bright. No she was an idiot and very dim.
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/2011/02/17/former-scottish-labour-leader-wendy-alexander-quits-politics-86908-22930294/
Hang on. The world’s biggest bank is the UK government. Waste of a flight!
I think Chukka is going to be disappointed. What is currently occupying the thoughts of lots of US banksters is the court ruling that says that unless they can produce original mortgage documents for all of the sub-prime stuff they rolled into AAA+ packages and sold to each other, then they have no legal ability to foreclose, and millions of Americans may find that they do indeed own their own homes, mortgage free. I rather hope Cheltenham & Gloucester make the same mistake with my mortgage!
I have complete, unreserved confidence in whatsisname.
The main thing that Chuka and Wendy have in common is great big bubbly lips, I think Wendy’s are even more bubbly than Chuka’s. At least he doesn’t wear lipstick, hers is all over the place like someone has hit her !! The bad news is that she like a lot of ‘has been’ MSP’s will be looking to get into Westminster as an MP just like the ugly and ‘moth eaten’ Kathy Jamieson.
excuse me but who is chukka?
Will she be missed?
I very much doubt it.
Only if you are myopic, and have no more rounds or spare magazines for your Heckler and Koch 416.
As for Chukka, if he is so bloody good at investment banking strategies, why didn’t go and join them?
“As for Chukka, if he is so bloody good at investment banking strategies, why didn’t go and join them?”
Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach. And the thick as dogshit mongs who can’t do either join the Labour party
don’t tell me, she wants to spend more time with her family.
Who has she been shagging ?
“I want to spend more time with my family”
in political speak means
I must resign before the sunday papers print that story
about me getting spit roasted by the vicar and an illegal immigrant ladyboy !
Chucka = Hubris
I thought Chuka Umunna played rugby for the All Blacks.
When did he become a politician?
Nah, that was his brother Chuka Nuvvashrimponthebarbie-Bruce. I think he played inside right for Adelaide Rovers in the 1960s.
Proof that stupidity is hereditary:
Andy Burnham: ‘Comprehensive schools are part of Labour’s DNA’
+1
Prize wanker and fuckwit. He will go far!
I think he’s there asking them for a loan – now that no bank in the UK will lend the Labour Party a penny…
And the ‘truth’ he talks about is… “we’re flat broke”.
“It all Started in America”
Hopefully remembered for the Labour party bankruptcy rather than the UK…
I shall be telling them very firmly with my left hand in my trouser pocket how truly delighted I would be to act as a consultant if they fancy bunging financial instruments in london again…not sub prime crap but something far more complex…but basically in the mould ‘you give us your money and we play poker with it for several years’.
I think Guido wants a piece of him, not sure which bit though
His big black cock?
The Bankers were probably expecting to meet a top Polo player. They will be sadly disappointed.
But their boots will be oh so shiny cleanO
@again??? Instructions: It’s all Thatche’s fault! And it’s all Reagan’s fault! And it’s all Thatcher’s fault! And it’s all Reagan’s fault! Repeat for the next 100 years.
Harsh but fair.
You only have to look at his tweet page to see that Chuka is seriously in love. With Chuka.
http://twitter.com/ChukaUmunna
Oh, well he should go far then.
he is my mp and lets say he doesn’t know about truth, let alone finance
I have no preconceptions. Therefore, my insights are more perceptive and valuable.
I have the moral courage to speak bollocks to power.
I thought that too. But his greasy pole is my route to the TOP and a reason not to visit those awful scousers.
So now you’ve shacked up together, will one of you be handing back your second home?
He’s a fucking wanker. Why don’t these Hoon’s come face to face with the public rather than showboat at Taxpayer’s expense with fellow politicos? I notice he says that republican politicians are in agreement with him? What utter bollocks, whilst both are angry with them, the republican probably advocated letting the fuckers go under, whereas, Gordon and Ed the mongs………….
Who is he? Is he a celeb? Dancing on Ice or something?
Walking on Water with a bit of luck.
Tosser!
Maybe he’s had orders from the other chosen ones to persecute him?
LOL
A Mr. Nobody I think!
Oh no, they’ll be shitting bricks!
Read his bio on Wik…
He’s not thick…
Just a prick…
Er, he most definitely IS thick. Big problem distinguishing a deficit and a debt see past Guido.
Definitely a prick as well. The trouble is that being good looking has masked his hopeless inadequacies, especially to himself. He’s a sort of poor man’s David Lamy.
I’m the rich man’s David Lammy
It’s all the illegal substances you know.
Of course
This is Labour speak for
“I am going to a seminar in new York at NYU where wait for it..
Gordon Brown is the “Statesman in Residence”
Which would make any rational wish to free the City for the duration…
yes, he cun’t !
I think Billy sounds like a sweetie pie. Xx
He must have left his cash card at home, so cannot use the cash machine. He will have to queue up with ordinary mortals to speak to a teller!
A wanker meets the bankers or is it the other way round?
Bugger – beat me to it.
What a vapid twat. The c unt has barely been an MP for less than a year and he’s already got severe delusions of grandeur. He’s an empty headed Labour automaton, another Oona King who did as she was told by the party leadership.
He’s a bit of a wild card, to be honest. Clearly wants to be the next Labour Chancellor. Sadly for Chuka, I have earmarked that job for Gordon Brown.
Oona king is repulsive..like watching a slug mount a cabbage
We’re reporting you to the police.
that’s not fair
Like so many in Westminster, he got his job purely because of his abilities, you know.
No other reason at all.
His fragrant girlfriend Gloria got her job at the parliamentary escort agency purely because of her abilities. You should see what she can do with a ping pong ball.
you should see what I can do with a basketball
Hi Sal, can you show us that trick again where you suck it through 30 yards of hosepipe?
certainly not.
I wouldn’t do anything to undermine the dignity of my husband’s office
A friend of mine said of Sally “a face you could chop sticks with”.
ability to do what ?
Careful, Guido. Chucky and his fans may use a certain card against you.
you hypocritical twat
Suck it.
The ace of spades.
Ah see wut ye did theer. Yu spelt yer name with a Seth Efricun eksint.
Will he be taking the seating plan to sell a few places?
What a twat
Errr……. if he is New York then he is not meeting the biggest banks in the world. Shanghai would be the place. Unless, of course, he means the biggest screwed-up banks in the world.
( and is he one of those MPs who have never had the stress of having to make a profit to survive? )
Don’t think China isn’t hiding it’s own credit bubble popping…
The advantage of New York is that they speak a form of English and have more tranny hookers. Chukka’s having one hell of a fact finding trip.
He’s never had the stress of doing a decent days work to survive !!!
The environment.
You’ve read my mind Bill. Who the hell is paying for his little jolly?
What a plonker!
I don’t talk to little people.
What species are you, exactly?
Careful, Tone. It’s on record that he’s not Happy.
reptile
“meeting the world’s biggest banks”
He needs to tweet the fact that he’s going to take some dollars out of a cashpoint?
amex brown ?
Maybe Chuka thinks the US institutions were so inept at selling mortgages he might get a deal doing the conveyancing?
They’ll think he’s Obama and tell him to fuck off.
Comment of the Day.
Does he get a prize?
virtue is its own reward
Unfortunately.
TT passed me the bank details that he had used to win the caption contest. So the transfer arrived OK then?
Thanks Guido. I won’t make a speech about how I owe it all to my mother, my father, my agent ….
Can you please pass the bank details on to one of my Nigerian clients? He was $30 million he needs to get out of the country, and will pay a 10% commission.
All monies up front and I shall be happy to oblige, Mr Farter-Ruck.
You lie! It is me who is the daughter of the former president of Liberia! Please to wire me £10,000 to cover admin and overhead of transfer. A thousand blessings upon you.
The day is yet young
Dear God, that speaks volumes of the quality of discourse here.
Ever since some lefty Guardianista idiot called Chucky a British Obama, it’s gone to his head and the wanker really does think he’ll be prime minister one day. He’s a total lightweight. I’d like to see him on Question Time go up against the likes of Hezza. The c unt would be demolished.
Hezza is a corpse.
Even so, he would still demolish that little twat.
He was trying to spell Nbufea
You can’t say that Guido – he is the annointed one , Labour’s over-cooked Obama – a future leader of labour ? ?
Just when you thought they couldn’t get anything worse than Ed Milimong..
Who is 10 points ahead of U TURN DAVE
Andrew Edinburgh LTID
And in the13 years of Liebore there were no U-Turns?
By the way does LTID stand for Labour Troll Insults Department?
No, I can’t remember any Labour MP, esp not a Cabinet member say they got anything wrong during the 13 Glorious Years whatsoever. They always knew better than the little people.
ID Cards
Iraq, “45 minutes”
“Rubbing the Right’s nose in Diversity”
Fake Charities
Sleaze
More sleaze
Brown envelopes
Petty interfering micro-managing control-freakery
Yet more sleaze
Because we’re worth it
Financial incompetence
Race-politics, wimmins-politics, anything but British politics.
Only 11,000 Poles will move to Britain.
Ethical Foreign Policy.
Everyone will have an NHS dentist.
No mixed-sex wards.
24 hours to save the NHS.
Education education education.
All undergraduates will have to speak at least two languages.
All school pupils will get free laptops.
British jobs for British workers.
Did we mention the bit about only 11,000 Poles will move to Britain?
Remember when David Lammy was said to be so bright he was hyped as a future leader of the Labour Party? He turned out to be another airheaded lightweight who’s as thick as FOUR short planks.
Bright? About as bright as a 4 watt bulb. Then again, Labour has always hyped up its black M.P.s who then go on to…………..do nothing at all.
Oona King, Diane Abbott, Lammy, Paul Boateng, all failed politicians and hypocrites.
….but none of them are short of a bob or two, are they.
Fucking lazy thick n*gg*rs
The best thing to come out of Streatham is the 159 bus.
and the worst thing to come out of a dark alley is …
Hope the Labour party are paying for this imbecile to travel to New York. It should not be a cost to the Tax payer for sure. Please enlighten us Guido
Funniest thing I’ve seen for ages was on al-Beebeera about couple of months ago when a well-spoken black Brit aggressively interviewed an Afro-American “brother”. The Yank looked as though he was talking to a Martian! Dull incomprehension and stark unease probably best describes his expression. Laugh? I nearly died!
He’s going as part of the Treasury select committee, so you can be sure the taxpayer is paying for it, Labour couldn’t afford it, they’re fucking bankrupt!!
We will of course pick up the tab for the twat’s tweets on his blackberry, at overseas tariff, his glorious self promotion will be on his expenses under “communications”
Fucking Arsehole!!!!
Well, not that we’ll ever hear about it, but it’s not beyond the bounds of possibility that they might tell him a few home truths, as well. It’s equally possible that he won’t notice.
I think there is a lot of white powder running about in Labour Party circles
Perhaps Baldwin will get thelm all onto the stuff
They will be simply brilliant Damian then
Won’t they ?
White powder for the effniks…
Don’t tell me…
dumbass, better not go into Central Park after sunset, their homegrown negro hoodlums will pop a cap in his lily white ass…
SSKKKRREEEEE-EET!!! (fluff) KRIPPLEKRIPPLE! (tweetle) (cuttle)
Meeting the Worlds biggest Banks?, I ‘meet and greet’ with them all the time at the local ATM in Wapping high street never mind New York, not that much of a conversation though, would you like your balance on screen or printed out?. PLONKER.
I am going to win the May election with a landslide. I will lead Labour through to the 2015 election.
Gizza Proper Job campaign
http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/investigations/2011/02/chuka-umunna-mp-takes-our-gizz.html
Chuka Umunna mp takes our jizz?
This blog is so lame. Have you phoned his office to find out what his trip is actually about? No. Journalism at its finest.
Trip is 2 talk truth 2 da power innit.
That’s all this hard-hitting blogger knows, but he thinks it’s worth posting. Guido barely registers as pathetic.
Met w/big banks y’day in WASHINGTON DC CAPITAL OF AMERICA WHERE IMPORTANT LEADERS LIKE ME GO + told ‘em wot pple in Barnsley think of ‘em.
(They said they didn’t give a fuck + told me to leave.)
Gosh, you sound terribly upset.
Slow day Ed?
Said the fucker on his blog! WTF – almost beyond belief until you remember it’s a lefty slag
I don’t think this blog would claim to be journalism.
So, Chukka, how’s that talky-truthy-power thing working out for ya?
He’ll arrive early for his appointment and, several lonely hours later and having not moved from the foyer, he’ll sulk off back to the hotel. Friday will be spent tweeting about his success. Saturday, shopping. Sunday, shopping. Monday, shopping. Tuesday (late) flight home.
And even if they do see him
they’ll get his fucking name wrong.
Humungous Upchuck have a nice day, life, trip,
journey, experience
Wednesday, sleep.
Thursday, fill out expenses. “Trip to America” pages 1 – 78.
then why are you all wanking on about it him at such great length?
and why is guido displaying such a predilection for him too?
Like all effnics in Parliament, he got his job purely because of merit. No person of greater capability got turned down to make way for him.
and Dave and Gideon got where they are by merit too right?
Gideon is in charge of the countries finances and his only job outside data entry for the NHS was folding towels in Selfridges/
Dave got his only real job as a favour to his mother in law and got his job at CCHQ after they recieved a call of recommendation from the Palace.
Some cock a few posts back claimed some leftie would play the race card, and yet it was one of you lot that played it first.
Again I ask why so wound up by this “nobody”?
Bristling arrogance? Gargantuan ego? Over-promoted through blatant political correctness?
Because he’s real leadership material. Shines through like a blinding light.
Why do you care anyway?
How did RedEd get his job?
He.. stabbed.. me.. My career.. in.. tatters.. Why, Ed.. why?
Light.. fading.. fast.. Beware of.. my.. brother..
Light fading even faster… I’m going, comrades… oh, wait a minute, it’s Large Lard Prescott come into the room…
Civic duty. If Brown and Balls et al had been spotted early in their career as being arrogant, controlling, economy wrecking *astards perhaps they would have been removed and we would not be in the shit we now are.
A big ask comrade – have you ever been in close contact with the Labour party?
Such is the fate of all pretentious prats
Because he’s a tit. And you know it too.
Guido pls find some shit on this pseud and begin his fall from grace. What a smug bastard.
The other “breathtakingly arrogant politician” namely Omaha Beach is leading the US somnanbulistically into bank ruptcy…
Many on CNBC openly saying it…
Don’t be a dolt, Guido. Chuka Umunna MP, who qualified as a solicitor as long ago as 2002, is clearly well-qualified to give advice to international bankers.
Next week, Chuka will visit the Vatican to give the Pope a piece of his mind before flying off to South Africa, where he will provide leadership training to Nelson Mandela.
Much better to have the half wit Gideon giving advice to international bankers
His towel folding abilities must have really come to the fore during those project Merlin negotiations
Gideon? Who or what the fuck is Gideon and what does he or it have to do with my post?
Or were you just being all random and Tate Modern? If so, can anyone play?
How about: my towel-folding llama eats bananas, ja? Smersh!
Clarence doesn’t seem to know that Gideon is George Osborne’s real name.
I have a feeling I may need to explain to you who George Osborne is as well but you could always try Google.
From there you’ll see his only experience outside CCHQ was data entry for the NHS and folding towels in Selfridges.
Yet here he is in charge of the UK economy.
Which was my point, and yet we have an entire blog community fixating on a minor Labour MP.
Not sure I can make it any clearer for you mong.
You said mong!
As in Mongrel?
Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear.
Another uptight liberal-lefty joins the window lickers.
Next thing you know you’ll be calling Cameron a ‘spaz’ and saying Warsi has got a black hole.
I’d disconnect your computer now. If Tom finds out you’ll be another employment statistic. HQ dare not openly risk another Draper.
Mong is TaT’s favourite word
Gordon was well qualified as Chancellor and PM, teaching Labour History to wonks.
Ah, so you were referring to George Osborne. As far as I am aware, this particular thread does not concern Osborne, yet you felt compelled to mention his name.
You are entitled to do so, of course, but the fact that you mentioned Osborne in a discussion which in no way involves the Chancellor suggests a degree of derangement on your part. If I am attending a dinner party and the topic of conversation is cheese, I will not, as a rule, start talking about llamas. That would be a very weird thing to do.
Alternatively, I can only assume you are making some kind of partisan political comment, in which case you should be treated like an idiot child or a senile aunt.
Now, if you had a reasonably functional brain, you would understand that my original post intended to highlight the absurdity of a 32-year-old employment lawyer thinking he is important enough to give advice to American bankers. I attempted to clarify my point by creating hypothetical situations which were similarly daft. Clearly, I should have added footnotes to aid the hard-of-thinking.
tonight, I shall be taking a glass of port with my llama.
my wife will not be joining me
Of course
Comparing 2 politicians who’ve both been over promoted and are in over their heads during a conversation about a politician who’s been over promoted and is in over his head is like comparing Llama’s and Cheese!??!?!
WTF are you smoking?
I brought Gideon up as I thought his career was a far more egregious example of over promotion and if you can’t see any correlation between the two then frankly you should pop over to “Have your say” or (preferably) shut the fuck up, there’s a good chap.
Chuka is a smug precocious twat but at least he brought up Barclays 300 off shore accounts and their ‘interesting’ tax arrangements when grilling Bob Diamond which is something which appears to have not registered on Gideon’s radar.
You mean an unemployed emploiyment lawyer, surely.
Who knows, there might be some conveyancing business to drum up.
In between those tasks do you think there’s any chance of him popping in to Bahrain to demonstrate.
Is that near Statton Island?
Staten dear boy
It’ll appear in Register of Interests. I checked my MPs R of I to see what he’d been up to, to discover that over the last 3 years he has made no less than 5 trips to India paid for by others to discover more about the country.
The charitable view is that he’s very dedicated to Anglo-Indian relations, and you’ve got to admire dedication in an MP. The uncharitable view is that he is very dedicated to his own relations, who all happen to be Indian, but he doesn’t want to pay for his own holidays.
So he’s not a fucking Zulu?
Why hasn’t he got a proper currymuncher name then? Like Culdip Patel or summat?
Nickname is Mehat Mecoatmetrousers
Yes – that’s more like it.
Self interest. You know the rest.
CNN search for “chuka umunna”: 0 results.
NY Times search for “chuka umunna”: 0 results.
Washington Times search for “chuka umunna”: 0 results.
Newsweek Magazine search for “chuka umunna”: 0 results.
someone has a bit too much time on their hands and seems to be joining other commentators (inlcuding Guido) in falling prey to Umanna-itis, an affliction the primary symptom of which seems to be an unhealthy interest in an ‘unknown’ MP.
He’s relatively unknown at the moment.
Give him a month or two.
He’s had a year almost, he’s still a no-mark with delusions of grandeur.
The prat doesn’t even comprehend that his party’s no longer in power (not to mention he’s only Red Ed’s glorified secretary) so why does he think the ‘big’ banks will listen to him?
He will be propelled at a rate of knots up the greasy pole – if he doesn’t piss anyone off before then.
It will be a cold day in hell when we don’t have cheap laughs at the Labour Party. Anyone seen Skinner?
We recognise a dopey prick when we see one.
Beautiful..I am stunned such an immense political figure is absent from these searches, it must be a racialistical thing
If you don’t like Upchuck, you’re a ray cyst. However, if you’re a Tory MP with cerbral palsy, it’s OK to mock him and pull faces.
That quote explains a lot about Browns mindset for example even though it is impossible to pay of your debts by spending more, Brown continued to do so because he believes the impossible will become possible in time. This is also known as insanity.
he’ll be saying to them `I can offer you a mortgage for 20 or 25 years`
I hope he wont offer to inflate their earnings on their application form you know standard practice nudge nudge
So this babe in arms, who has spent just 7 years working first as a trainee then as an employment solicitor, gets himself, still in his green youth elected as a labour mp in 2010 and now thinks he’s an expert in international finance.
Great ego!! – Has gordon been giving lessons to the youth of the labour party?
Chukka hasn’t had the prequisite towel folding expertise the commentators on this blog demand from our financial leaders.
That ‘towel-folding’ dig is really priceless. Rapier-like satire,goes straight to the heart of the matter. In fact, it’s so good… why not repeat it again a few more times?
are never repetitious and are always just hilarious
it’s not like people bang on about Sally Bercows flange ad nauseum or anything
you’ve got to be in it to win it
I lead by example
Gordon did exactly that, and was Chancellor for 10 years with only an Honours Degree in History, I believe.
Who says they need qualifications to run the country? The less they have, the better qualified they are.
I’m on the House of Commons Treasury select committee, so I know what I’m talking about.
You forget my moral compass
Yep. So did you.
I think I’m right in saying it was a degree in the history of the labour party!!
Nothing useful.
it’s called a `deficit mortgage`
This Chuka fella has you in a spin Gweeedo… arrh bless
Tory HQ strategy is soooo transparent. Manchester is being set up to be Dave’s equivalent of Thatch’s Liverpool……YAWN
Most councils in England are run by the Tories…. well until May !!!!!!
This weeks u-turns
1. Non-European Union workers earning more than £150,000 a year are to be excluded from the government’s immigration cap
2. Forest sales
3. Intention to impose a 10% housing benefit cut for anyone unemployed for more than a year.
This twat makes me fucking sick.
He used to work in a City law firm. His speciality was employment law and 90% of his work involved helping investment bankers sue their employers.
When they felt aggrieved at not having a big enough bonus Chuka was ready to help serve.
He’s going to do a Tone.
He used to sue them, but now he’s going to help them.
Almost like Tone did in the Middle East.
I noitced Tone has done well in the Middle east,Egypt,Iran,Libya,flippin Bahrain,I don’t know what he’s said to them,but it’s gone through the Middle East countries like a purge.
Blair probably threatened to take all his dosh out.
Tone probably threatened to send the wife around – cue riots in the streets.
But does he care about the sick and the aged? And is he kind to animals?
He may not be just a self obsessed ambitious little Chancer. Appearances can be deceptive.
I’ve got some tin-tacks – they are close – here, have some, they are delicious.
This cu’nt is as deluded as the cu’nt McDoom, an e was a prince among deluded cu’nts
A bunch of middle aged underachievers who have run to fat and spend all day posting on a political blog are venting their spleen at someone half their age and weight actually being involved in the political process as opposed to posting the same old reactionary Richard Littlejohn bullshit day in day out on a blog run by someone not entirely dissimilar to themselves?
Extra serving of our grapes all round?
Not a fan then?
Typo – he meant our gripes.
No he meant Sour Grapes but go ahead and defend them if you have too.
actually being involved in the political process
In New York?
Little Chucky tells it straight to the Big Bad Banksters of the Big Apple. Not sure quite how that will help us who are paying this little oik’s salary and expenses.
Our grapes?
Be thankful he didn’t post arse grapes, then it’d be trebles of Preparation H all round!
‘Fraid so. And we are all desperately unsuccessful, all on benefits and any other handout that we can get our hands on. We dream of owning property, hell, even an outside lavatory would be great. Tell us about your wealth and success and how we can emulate you. We would be so grateful.
Oh hell, been caught out,better check my grapes are our
So much more dignified to be a former prime minister who raped the country and continues to collect an MP’s salary without actually turning up to work.
My Gordon’s entitled to his pay. He worked hard for you lot.
A bit presumptious old boy. Calm down dear.
Those are my grapes – go away! Nurse!
I’m sure Goldman Sachs & Co are shaking in their boots.
Full boots don’t shake
From guido’s link.
Obama walked across the Channel of the Angels to the land of the hooligans. There he was welcomed with open arms by the once great prophet Blair and his successor, Gordon the Leper.
O/T Iain Gray to Wendy Alexander upon her resigning “for family reasons”.
“Over the last 12 years you have represented the people of Paisley, Renfrew and Linwood with passion, integrity …”
I must throw away all my dictionaries and get a modern one.
Top marks for spelling and grammar!
Capitalised letter after a comma? You call that good?
Was in response to 140.
Its the accent that’s confusing you.
“Over the last 12 years you have represented the people of Paisley, Renfrew and Linwood with patron and mediocrity …”
Ta! I dinnae understan the axen or politics that weel!
well..she certainly didn’t. Wasn’t she fired about 5 years ago?
Minister for Enterprise, Transport and Lifelong Learning and Washing Behind Your Ears.
Beowulf ?
Apart from the fact she took an illegal bung for her leadership challenge.
It was an illegal contribution for a man bust as a wimmin she was perfectly entitled to accept it as testosterone was responsible for the crash
Chuka will be standing next to the worlds ‘biggest’ bank (tallest) on the sidewalk talking to the wall or the doorman.
Arrogant little prick.
And if his little prick is now parked permanently within Luciana “My arse” Berger, as alleged, shouldn’t someone be checking their respective housing expenses claims…?
Hi Billy, how is your shift going? Hope everything is quiet and without incident.
The truth Mr Umunna will be asking is “What’s in it for me?”
All hail Obambi Omaha he gracing us with a visit in May,will we put the flags out,will we feck,USA people are welcome ,but we don’t want your lefties.
How much you want to bet Chucky will do all he can to get a photo OP with Obama in May? I bet the little twerp wet himself as soon as he heard Obama’s coming to London and got onto the phone to Liebore HQ to beg them to pull strings even for just a 20 second meeting. To be fair to Chucky, nothing he can do will be as pathetic and sad as Brown desperately getting a photo OP in the UN kitchens.
Oh Dear gordon will be making certain that he’s in london then, won’t he?
madasahatter is still trawling for that big international job he thinks he’s entitled to and omaha has several in his gift. This time he’ll be chasing him around the kitchens of buck house.
Nest month
Chuka will be telling the Chinese how to behave…
ROFL………until exhaustion…
If the truth be known The Confucian Chinese are already laughing up their socks at the total decadence of the West
Starting with the UK and the US….they buy our bonds to keep us alive until the right moment…
Then carchunkie…fini…caput… all over decadent bling bling kids…
Sorry I must have missed something. Who the fuck is this bloke?
He was on Question time a few weeks back. Didn’t say much.
I’m pretty sure he was on Newsround as well.
He’s Guido’s latest squeeze and seemingly the latest man crush of the majority of commentators here, who all seem to have a a bit of a bee in their bonnet about him.
My advice would be to stop with the flirting and just come out with it; who knows, maybe he reads this blog and will take one of you out on a date.
You’re just jealous.
Who is his agent ?
John Cremer
The agent of all the usual suspects
And of all the clowns in the UK…
Making a fortune ‘e is…
I’m here, I’ve got the whip hand, and don’t I know it…. and that’s all you need to know.
You left out Bliar anointing himself as a living saint.
No doubt the presidential party will bring some specialy selected gifts…from Kmart.
People said Obama made a mistake when he brought Brown Region 1 DVDs. It wasn’t a mistake. He hated Brown just as much as us and did it for a joke.
1 DVDs sounds like a 0 % increase.
If Obama really hated Brown as much as we do, he’d have had him waterboarded 24/7 for 6 weeks and then dumped naked in Helmand Province with a sign around his neck saying “I am Tony Blair, kill me slowly.”
Would one of the gifts a copy of Obambi Omah’s birth certificate.
Would one of the gifts be a copy of Obambi Omah’s birth certificate.
Geesa job
Our telephone lines are open to you Umma Chuka or whatever you are called
http://www.showbizworks.com/celebrityentertainmentagency
Success guaranteed…
No
I want him for my Westminster All girls Star Charity performance
It’s a must…
I have my own agency now
Squeaker introduced me to all the right people…
Sounds like he’s a pal of berlusconni’s.
Sounds like upchuck is giving his ego a good chucking off.
You are ray cist!
Mar’vellous news…
Two countries heading for intergalactic bank rupty joining at the hips…
It could not be more appropriate as the two Titanics go down the tubes…
More like the Titanic staying afloat and the people on board watching the two countries sinking,the problem is they are still printing the money to built the lifeboats,but as they build them the price goes higher.
This is in reply to 163.
modded
A bourgeois marrying an arriviste you mean surely ?
I’ve already sucked the Royal cock.
steady on love – he’s 90 this year
Already ?
Oh
Do tell Toilets Maguire
It will fascinate him…or more…
Did the Daily Mirror hack her phone then ?
You can’t meet a bank, silly. You can meet IN a bank, or meet a banker. Unless of course Chukkus Yamunni is going to walk up to a bank and say “Hello, bank. I’m from England. Is there anything you can tell me?”
Like “Hello Omaha Beach”
I am the local chaman…
And I can tell you Chuka that you will a worldwide star of screen stage and television of you continue like this…
Oi!
1. Who is paying for this trip?
2. Did he Fly Economy, Business or First class?
3. How long is he going for?
4. Exactly who and how many are going with him and why
5. Who asked him to go and why?
6. Where is he/they staying?
How much will it cost in total?
To be fair, when he returns from this trip he will have a lot to tell his Class about.
I talk to the house frequently. And my shed.
# I talk to the trees,
But they don’t listen to me…..
Can I meet President Obama please? He let me shake his hand in the UN kitchens. I want another meeting please. Please.
Please.
Well howdya doody there Gordy. Of course I’ll meet you again. I’m making a special trip to MaccyDees in Ealing while I’m over here. If you are working in the kitchen, I’ll give you a wave.
Confucius says
Wise men always look behind me before launching into scandal mongering
Wise man Brillo had you all…
And caused many injunctions to fly…
Like pigs in a desert…
Chuka your Bumma outa my office
Woo Hoo we’re in the top twenty for something
“Average amount drunk in UK is 16th highest worldwide”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/8330796/Average-amount-drunk-in-UK-is-16th-highest-worldwide.html
Only 16 ths’t.,piss poor performance yet again.
Come on people, drink more alcohol and rise up the rankings.
“However separate figures that strip out teetotals (14.4 per cent of Britons) show that drinkers in Britain consume an average 15.6 litres of pure alcohol. Women drink 9.50 litres and men manage 21.5.
On this calculation, however, Britain is out-drunk by about half the countries in the world including Muslim majority nations such as Egypt and Iraq.”
Err, it appears that we dont even get into the top 50 in reality. Now, that war on alcohol consumption…..
Said Larry the Cat, the new Intern: Am excited but nervous about meeting with Bo the Portuguese water dog, I trust we can continue in the spirit of the special relationship.
Perhaps they will hold rat limitation talks.
I must say I found Obama easier going at the dinner table than dear old Dubya, whose ramblings can be very allusive and hard to follow. Basically Barack justs likes to talk about himself, which always makes conversation easy, but like so many modern politicians he is rather narrowly educated and therefore can be dull. He has a lot in common with Dave, in an odd sort of way, both being intelligent and essentially decent coves, tactically strong but a bit vapid.
Michelle, though – sharp as a needle and ferociously intelligent! But kind enough to suit her conversation to an old countryman like me. What surprised me most was her fund of extremely non-PC jokes, which I shan’t repeat!
Pip-pip and hail to the chief!
You’re all just jealous, cos I’m going to meet a Bank in the Big Apple.
I hope you are found trussed up in a binbag
with a Big Apple Stuffed up your arse !
was a response to 225
Mein Gott
Everything on this Blogg is censored.
Michelle – all woman
I’d have that sitting on my face all night
Dear Sir William,
I hope you didn’t mean ‘elusive’.
‘Allusive’doesn’t make much sense, alluding to what ‘that was hard to follow’ ?
‘Allusive’, meaning referring to other things not said and not present. “Yep, I pretty much busted up that sonofabitch”, for instance, when the sonofabitch in question has not yet been named.
Please tell more Sir William.
Starter for one, which one is the odd one out, A Darling, Gordon Brown, George Osborne or Terry Wogan.
answer
Terry Wogan, because he has a banking qualification and the others do not !!
True Fact
Will they adopt me?
Some scouser seems to have already landed one on her schnozzer.
She’s one of us, a working class lass who knows what a hard days thieving is all about.
That’s not half of what we hope will happen to you Billy.
The biggets banks in the world are in Europe.
given that Labour won’t be in power for many years why does this idiot think anybody cares about an MP going to NY?
Methinks he is a knob !!
Bob,
I really believe that you should become an MP,you would be the only politician that makes real sense.
Being good looking (allegedly) is not good news in a politician. It leads to a narcissistic desire to be constantly in the limelight -hence the self-promoting behaviours and hence the profound irritation of onlookers who instinctively therefore dislike them.
Unfortunately the negative attention is equally rewarding so they get what they crave. As all mothers know, the naughty step works better.
Who else desperately needs to be ignored? Sally Bercow of course!
Who?
Strange how no one claims to be the British Jimmy Carter
He was at Crystal Palace, QPR, Millwall, Liverpool , Arsenal, Oxford United, Portsmouth before returning to Millwall. Unless you are referring to the swimmer?
Barry Obamaaaaaaaaaaa he is da maaaaaaaaaaan !!
not !!
Oi, Chuka! Stop poncing around New York like you know what you’re talking about, and are someone important – get back here to Streatham and get on with that campaign to get a Tube link. Oh, I forgot, there’s not an election pending..
Is it ‘cos eeeee is blick????
No – it’s ‘cos he wants to be much more powerful and much more important.
Oh – and much more rich.
Just read his next twit:
Met with a few of the big banks y’day in Washington. George Mudie + I had to spell out to them what pple in S’ham and Leeds feel about them
Well, Chuka, i’m a ‘pple’ in ‘S’ham’ and you should be rather more concerned about what I feel about you.
Wouldnt it be nice of the American Banksters were made aware of what little chucky is tweeting about them, prior to their meeting with him. You know it would let them see where he is coming from and create a nice atmosphere.
Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown riding though the glen,
Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown with his band of men, (and women)
Loved by the Bad, Feared by the Good,
Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown, Rotten Wood.
Your blog, your rules , I respect your descion and wish you and all well for the future.
Don’t be too upset. Remember what matters.
That is?
Only the Anonymous poster at 7:18 pm will understand this remark.
Quality not quantity?
I woowd juwst wike to say
the torwee party is wisposibuwl for a whole genewation
of young people not being abuwl to find work
even vow they have onwee been in office 9 months
FATCHA HAS BIN ROOWUNING YUNG PEEPLES LYVES SINSE B4 THE DORN OF TYME.
Where in London is ‘up and coming’? Suggestions?
Chris, I am up and I am coming.
Pssst !! Let me know if you need a dodgy mortgage.
I think it’s on the Northern Line. Change at Euston.
There must be some metaphysical equation which insists that the more crooked, stupid, controlling and censorious a
politician/media owner/copper/banker/multinational corporate/3rd world dictator is
the more they have to dump all over the good-guy libertarians.
Shithead Murdoch at it again…
http://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2011/02/17/hackgate-the-sort-of-thing-murdoch-companies-get-up-to-given-half-a-chance/
Chuka spear.
Chuka log on the fire.
modded
Chuka log on the fire chuka
talking of arrogant politicians, here’s something worth watching. It’s a meeting in the Forest of Dean about the now failed forest sell off. Harper is the MP who answers a woman saying she’s not on the internet by saying he will put the information she wants on his now down website
enjoy
http://www.theforester.co.uk/news.cfm?id=4561
Farage is on tonight so it should be worth a watch, its in Barking East London so we’ll have the usual hand-picked lefty mob.
Full Panel :-
Vince Cable MP
Yvette Cooper MP
Lord Michael Heseltine
Nigel Farage MEP
Victoria Barnsley OBE (services to literature)
What no Barking and Romford Toad !
Is Yvettesticle the web-footed barking bollocks?
Well that was quite surprising, it looked like a fair even spread of the British public, far better than last weeks lefty biased hand-picked mob.
I wanna meet larry the cat when comes on my state visit.
self-important twat
Barry Barry Barry. It’s GORDON. Remember me? I saved the world. Please, pretty please come and see me when you come over for your state visit.
He thinks he’s the new Obama – he’s not even the new Dan Quayle.
Little Chucky will be appearing on The Ed Sullivan Show at the weekend during which there will be no recorded crime reported to the Police.Oh Yes Chukymania has arrived stateside !!!!
I haven’t read the comment prior , so at the risk of repetition – what a fucking slimy patronising wanker ummmummma is. One of the unacceptable faces of cun’ting positive discrimination. Oh lord please release me from the realms of Marxist chancers and the devastation of Frankfurt indoctrination.
Knock knock !
Hello Mrs Ummana !
“Is your Chuka comming out ?”
The collective wit of the failed Labour Party; those who never did wrong, never got found out and certainly never listened to the will of the little people, who were all closet-waysist so they didn’t count.
Yep, a fair jibe by your representative wit in the Commons. So do be sure to spend your party’s slush-fund money well in repeating it on every politics blog you find.
NIGEL FARAGE, MICHAEL HESELTINE, VINCE CABLE, YVETTE COOPER on tonight’s QT.
Please see post 251 at 8.12 pm
tonight’s pan splatter reading contains gooseberry skin, what does it mean?
It means you’ve been eating soft fruit out of season.
His head looks like a little brown jug, the one gordon used to shit in.
Hey Jug Head
I think Brillo exaggerated Umooner’s importance a tad there.
I’m reporting you to Shami Chuckrafarty.
It was the drink talking
Stay calm, troll @ 339. Your efforts are in vain.
Will tonight’s carefully vetted audience reflect British society?
It won’t be at least with Farage and Heseltine on the panel it’ll be entertaining. Can’t wait to see Hezza demolish Yvette Blooper.
Seen some pigs flying past my window,if that helps
If you don’t agree that I am a future Prime Minister, then you are a raycyst.
Farage should be PM.
Not his turn,besides he peed off rumpy pumpy so he has to go to the back of the queue
Right wingers dominating the Question Time panel tonight….where’s the left-wing bias now??
Need another 25 weeks at least to balance the lefty shite!
That shit-bag Madame Balls on QT, what a boring twunt!
Balls by name big gob by nature.let me finish,let me finish.
Hell I agree with the guy.
Why do the Beeboids defend the status quo with regards the Welfare State; Dimblebore on QT, that boring-voiced twat on Labour Five Go Live, the unintelligible Peter Allen are two examples. Why don’t they take the opposite stance and say to IDS or Cable that you are not doing enough to save more money because dindn’t Liam Byrne has said that the coffers are empty!!
The amount of disinformation by Beeboids is a disgrace!
To winkie or not to winkie, that is the yap.
I am not a c unt. I am your king.
I see that thanks to the BBC the fat fuck Jackie ( lard arse ) Smith
is still feeding from the public tit !
Last week Q/T This week on Brillo
Yes as soon as i saw the 100,000 pound plus thieving bitch, i switched off and went to bed.
And cant be bothered with the pantomime looks of shock which are her stock in trade – thieving, me? Yes you darling.
In New York today meeting the world’s biggest banks. Yes…I shall be talking truth to financial power.
Pull the other one, a socialist can not tell the truth.
He’s more trust worthy than Stephen phipps.
The man is an utter pill.
Jacqui Smith the nest home secretary ever was on Andrew Neil’s programme addressing people’s needs to take personal responsibility for their actions and watching her I am sure the electorate of Redditch regret depriving the UK of her wisdom!
I notice that the twat spelled ‘capitalism’ wrong on his blackboard.
Heads I win, Tails you lose – How America fell for a decoy
A recent article in the money section of CNN analyzed how the rich 5% of the American society became immensely rich while sapping prosperity from the tax paying middle class.
Read it all at:
http://centerfiremedia.blogspot.com/
Numbering still fucked. What’s up with this blog lately?:
The numbers look perfectly in order to me.
“writing about another breathtakingly arrogant politician.”
And I thought that David “Bottler” Cameron was the only breathtakingly arrogant politician in town
Good Morning
HE had to save the trees, so lumberjack Dave took an axe to the welfare system.
The ConDems were forced into a U-turn over the sell-off of Britain’s publicly-owned forests by a middle-class revolt spearheaded by celebrities.
But like the good little upper class Tory twerp that he is, Cameron turned his wrath on the sick, the unemployed and the elderly. Classic Conservative spite, for which millions will pay.
Only the nasty party could time the announcement of draconian reform of benefits for the unemployed less than 24 hours after revealing record numbers out of work.
Cuts Cameron called his shake-up of the welfare state “the end of the sick note culture”. The real sickness is in his head. Even the employers admit that little more than 10 per cent of time off work is faked illness.
With unemployment rising to 2.5 million this week – a million of them young people – the Tory-led government wants to drive 2.5 million off long-term benefits into work over the next four years.
Let’s get one thing straight: there is nothing wrong with encouraging people to work rather than stay on benefits. Work is always better than the dole, for morale as well as income
David Cameron will “give head”to Nick Clegg over electoral reform, warning that a ‘no’ vote in May’s referendum will lead to regular hung parliaments.
As the Prime Minister and Deputy Prime Minister make their first high-profile speeches of the campaign, Mr Cameron will say that a move to the alternative vote (AV) system is the “precisely” what the country needs.
What’s the matter with Vince on QT ?? He was shaking like a shitting dog. Silly old fart. And to think he’s helping run the country?
chuka tweets “Met with a few of the big banks y’day in Washington. George Mudie + I had to spell out to them what pple in S’ham and Leeds feel about them”
Does he really think American bankers give a shit about what pple in S’ham and leeds feel about them?
Very good point. I read Michael Lewis’ The Big Short recently and it was a great insight into the collective mindset of the Investment Banking community.
I think the most telling revelation was how, pre-credit crunch, a Mexican worker on $ 14,000 p.a. was granted a mortgage of $ 1 million……………………!
Even Gordon Brown’s moral compass wasn’t that badly mis-calibrated.
So, I doubt Umumbler’s piety will register on their radar.
today i am packing mushrooms into my rucksack
It is right and proper that a conservative councillor is able to be a member of “The Outlaws”
I have no further comment on the matter and am considering my next U-Turn
Thank You
I just had a royal flush……..I dont think the queen will be to happy about me taking a shit in her toilet though
A prime candidate for the NME’s long gone but never forgotten- c**t of the week.
I was in the pub with Samantha last night and I said
“I love you”.
“Is that you or the beer talking?”
“It was me talking to the beer”
Can the AV referendum be won? If it is, it will be no thanks to this government. Clegg can’t effectively campaign for it and Cameron won’t. In the Downing Street rose garden they promised a new politics, but less than one year on Cameron chooses to stand with the status quo against political change, and Clegg cannot credibly stand for change because of his broken promises. This government can’t deliver change in our politics when Cameron is unwilling and Clegg is unable.
Martin Day: the depressive who tries to rain on everyone’s parade.
We onlky need to wory if he comes back with two tablets of stone.
Today I be will Dyslexic
400th!
I’m getting sick of seeing david miliband’s kisser above the reply panel…tell ‘em to change it Guido
oh thats better the beatles..thems right good lads
I never noticed they changed…begosh
Chukka looks like Chakka out of SG-1
The banks talking about financial truth – that will be a first!
“talking truth to financial power.”
It’s ‘speaking’ in that context Chuka, old chap.
However if you were to say “talking bollocks to rich and powerful people who don’t know who I am” that would be correct.