February 15th, 2011

Breaking Mews: Larry Arrives


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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    So sweet………………

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    Larry says:

    If you’re scared of government spending cuts, OUCH, wait until you have one of these…

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    SocialGhism says:

    “Okay, get him in… we need to do some big society testing!”

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    Phantom says:

    Probably a mandatory part of the job…

    Work at No.10, have your balls chopped off.

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    He’ll be all right once he’s had a chance to settle in, and without having to face all those humans and their funny contraptions they call “cameras”…

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    P. Doff says:

    I’ve just had a deja-vu moment imagining Gordon McRuin being taken away from No.10 in a cage. Please someone shake me up and tell me it was true!

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    This is the news that this site was set up for!

    Keep up the Good work :-)

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Was the blonde fit or didnt we get to see her face?

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    the last quango in paris says:

    even the cats been subjected to cuts!

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    Balls (Ed) was on Sky News, and he could certainly do with being chopped. If you get to see it again later, check the slightly manic eyes – it’s a good clue as to his nature…

    Larry is far more impressive than Ed: the former gets on with the job, without loads of misleading flannel, straight to the point!

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    Gordon Brown says:

    i have lost my bottle

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    like rats up a drainpipe says:

    I like a pussy with a big gash.


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    Not a bad idea! Rat-catcher comes in by cage; rat goes out the same way…

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    From the VAT rise issue to the rat rise issue. At least the latter is being tackled actively…

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I am more of a breast person……

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    Mrs B whistling in the dark says:

    Billy, just to remind you what a real pussy looks like. Just put your lips together and blow.


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    BS says:

    I think this is Dave’s big society in action. Rather than call in the local authority rat catcher and use up valuable resources get a moggie to keep the street clear of rats. But won’t the cat flap in the door to No10 be a security risk?

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    Eeu to me says:

    So is the moggy the head of PuRr,he would do a lot better than the idiots they have now.

    Sacking soldiers while were at war and on the front is tantamount to telling the tally ban,we give up and were leaving,if any more troops die then I hope the people who did this have deep pockets or a few years in jail,fuckin idiots.
    swearing I like to keep down but I think it’s appropriate for the idiots who commited this CRIME.

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    Anonymous says:

    Stressed? More like Distressed?

    One little meow is very brave……

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    Are you afraid Cameron might use it to escape?

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    I, for one, would like to welcome our next Prime Minister into Downing Street. Let’s face it, he can’t be any worse than the existing one.

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    Anonymous says:

    are these links suitable for an office ???

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    Eeu to me says:

    Nah if people are idiotic and want to subsidise these people then it’s their money.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Can we have Titty watch ?

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    Anonymous says:

    If she’s RSPCA can she go on uniformdating.com ?

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    see below says:

    Snipped? Lost the main function of his testicles? Cameron should know all about that condition.

    Fucking pretend Conservative tosser.

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    Shire Tory says:

    Much like his boss, he needs to get some cojones.

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    No: now you can have *Kitty* Watch…

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    Anonymous says:

    That’s a catastrophe for a weegie.

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    see below says:

    Too bloody right. How many million pound shovel loads of ‘aid’ are still being hurled out of the UK every day?

    India FFS! The Cons are bonkers.

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    Sniper says:

    Have a break. Have a Cut Cat.

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    The Liberal Left are destroying our society. says:

    I would like to see the perpetrators of this crime get life. It won’t happen though as the liberal left are more concerned about their right to vote, than this girl’s right to walk her dog without fear from their actions.

    Girl, 16, is slashed 41 times in unprovoked scalpel attack by gang as she walks her dog


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    rick says:

    Which does he claim to be his primary and secondary residence – Putney or Downing St.? He wouldn’t be the first old tabby at No10 to confuse the two.

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    streamfisher says:

    Blimey, neutered already just like all the rest, another fat lazy mouth to feed.

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    Rat's arse says:

    Saw Ballsy on Sky too John. What a lying, malicious, ugly, googly eyed b@stard he is.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I shall be getting back into my rightful home via the cat flap

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    Eeu to me says:

    Where would you build a car or produce steel,India or Britain,costs say India,who owns a car maker and most of what’s left of Britains steel industry and has a tea factory, 2 guesses,India or India,work the rest out.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Premature posting again Guido?

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    Clockwork mouse says:

    That is a cameltoe, I didn´t know this site does porn considering children can access it

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    Eeu to me says:

    You need to do a lot of excercise first otherwise you could get stuck,second thoughts,I agree.

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    That’s why they have a copper standing outside the front door – to let the cat in.

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    Look in the Mirror Gordon. says:

    Gordon Brown is accusing the government of dragging its heels on clearing radioactive waste from the coast of Fife. It comes from ww2 when radioactive paint was used for luminous dials. But the problem was first discovered 20 years ago, so why didn’t he do something when he personally had 13 years to do so?


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    Do you have any idea what ‘The Big Society’ means? Or are you too busy ‘looking after number one’ to care? http://thecurrerball.wordpress.com/

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    BS says:

    Good thinking batman.

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    tory boys never grow up says:

    As Nick and Vince already know Dave emasculates all his pussy cats – so no surprise at all that Larry has suffered the same treatment. Anyway the big question for Larry is which rat he should go for given the wide choice available.

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    tory boys never grow up says:

    Any truth in the rumour that Murdoch has used the operation to insert a listening device in the cat as a replacement for Coulson?

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    Nick Clegg could use it to escape?

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Larry will match Teresa May’s shoes.

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    He’ll have no trouble meeting his tuition fees then.

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    Not a security risk if it has a transponder-operated solenoid latch on it. I had that at my old home (a Staywell) and it worked fine.

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    Eeu to me says:

    Jeez, that’s all we need a glow in the dark Gordon,his rocking horse could find him though.

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    Mark Oaten says:

    Ah, to be able to lick one’s own bottom!

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    Crime Pays says:

    Boss who frogmarched worker to police station after he stole £845 is forced to pay the THIEF £13,000 ‘for humiliating him’


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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    It’s an old service tradition. Stuffy Dowding, the Air Marshal i/c the Battle of Britain, was treated in the same way.

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    Googly eyed: yes, that’s as good a description as any; and I agree regarding the lies and malice. Then again, that’s standard Labour anyway – tyhey’re all much the same in that regard…

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    Dave says:

    Now listen good Larry. If you don’t clear the street of rats, then your guts will be re-stringing my tennis racket.

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    Eeu to me says:

    I agree, he does have a wide choice of rats trying to dig there way back into power but I believe the tunnel the rats are digging could collapse due to the load of blank paper they have dug into and the noise they are making could rebound and collapse the pillars they have holding them up.

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    streamfisher says:

    Can we get things straight before it all starts again, which will be Larry’s designated primary residence, No 10 Downing street or Battersea or… who knows how many cat flaps he’s got?.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Tits or pussies?

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    ginger says:

    at least I’m at liberty to lick my own !

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    No: the cat is the new head of HR – Hunting Rats…

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    P. Doff says:

    I had a cat that was always going in and out of a hole in the door… it was always in a flap!

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    big fat cat says says:

    another fat cat

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    P. Doff says:

    It would have been sweeter, Billy, had the cat been named Guido.

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    Eeu to me says:

    Maybe it also has Murdoch’s name and address on it as well,all the other listening devices seem to have split ,some in jail ,some sacked with promises of jail,it would have been cheaper to buy a law from the Lords crowd or had a chat with the last incumbants of no 10,they could have made another law no3001 they would have come cheaper .

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    Anonymous says:

    Not only porn Clockwork; also foul language. Probably learned from their children.

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    Anonymous says:

    Now he knows what it’s like to be on the back benches.

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    Anonymous says:

    Similarly, “Bomber” Harris got the treatment Grumpy.
    Brillo had a good “put down” of Murphy (? shadow war minister) in todays Daily Politics show; Murphy bleating on about the sacking by email of long service military & the miltary covenant.Brillo retorted that you had 13 years to put this right but took us into 5 wars in that time.

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    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Oy! where are the mods when you need them?

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    Worthless Lib Dem Pledge says:

    There are more rats in the Cabinet than outside the front door.

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    simon r says:

    it is probably in the same place you left your moral compass

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    Antisocialist says:

    Trained to jump on Labour MPs too, claws extended.

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    “Where are the Mods when you need them?”

    Fighting the Rockers at Southend, as usual…

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    pussywatch says:

    nice to have 2 nice pussies in downing street…one very fragrant the other like prezza on a good day

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    Fog says:

    Won’t that interfere with Larry’s ratting instincts?

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    Annnoyperson says:

    He calmed down as soon as he realised Gordon Brown was no longer there.

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    la' says:

    The cat flap is for when Mr Speaker comes to visit.

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    streamfisher says:

    After another considered appointment don’t be surprised if in future you see several rats scampering in the background outside No.10.

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    Pabulum says:

    “I want an assurance that those involved will proactively seek out substances which may be a risk to safety”.

    The word ‘proactive’ is an abomination – how does it add anything to being ‘active’? and is, in any case, entirely redundant in his quoted statement.

    What a cưnʈ.

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    Anonymous says:

    you’re obviously a 15 year old so fuck off you’re not old enough.

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    Auntie Flo' says:

    They must not allow Larry out for 2 weeks until he’s imprinted with his new home, or he’s likely to run off or get hopelessly lost. When they do finally allow him out, they must put butter on his paws so he can find his way home.

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