February 15th, 2011

Breaking Mews: Larry Arrives


  1. 1
    Lary says:



  2. 2
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    So sweet………………


  3. 3
    Larry says:

    If you’re scared of government spending cuts, OUCH, wait until you have one of these…


  4. 4
    SocialGhism says:

    “Okay, get him in… we need to do some big society testing!”


  5. 5
    Phantom says:

    Probably a mandatory part of the job…

    Work at No.10, have your balls chopped off.


    • 12

      Balls (Ed) was on Sky News, and he could certainly do with being chopped. If you get to see it again later, check the slightly manic eyes – it’s a good clue as to his nature…

      Larry is far more impressive than Ed: the former gets on with the job, without loads of misleading flannel, straight to the point!


      • 39
        Rat's arse says:

        Saw Ballsy on Sky too John. What a lying, malicious, ugly, googly eyed b@stard he is.


        • 59

          Googly eyed: yes, that’s as good a description as any; and I agree regarding the lies and malice. Then again, that’s standard Labour anyway – tyhey’re all much the same in that regard…


  6. 6

    He’ll be all right once he’s had a chance to settle in, and without having to face all those humans and their funny contraptions they call “cameras”…


  7. 7
    P. Doff says:

    I’ve just had a deja-vu moment imagining Gordon McRuin being taken away from No.10 in a cage. Please someone shake me up and tell me it was true!


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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    This is the news that this site was set up for!

    Keep up the Good work :-)


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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Was the blonde fit or didnt we get to see her face?


  11. 11
    the last quango in paris says:

    even the cats been subjected to cuts!


  12. 13
    Gordon Brown says:

    i have lost my bottle


  13. 17
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I am more of a breast person……


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    Eeu to me says:

    So is the moggy the head of PuRr,he would do a lot better than the idiots they have now.

    Sacking soldiers while were at war and on the front is tantamount to telling the tally ban,we give up and were leaving,if any more troops die then I hope the people who did this have deep pockets or a few years in jail,fuckin idiots.
    swearing I like to keep down but I think it’s appropriate for the idiots who commited this CRIME.


    • 58
      Grumpy Old Man says:

      It’s an old service tradition. Stuffy Dowding, the Air Marshal i/c the Battle of Britain, was treated in the same way.


      • 72
        Anonymous says:

        Similarly, “Bomber” Harris got the treatment Grumpy.
        Brillo had a good “put down” of Murphy (? shadow war minister) in todays Daily Politics show; Murphy bleating on about the sacking by email of long service military & the miltary covenant.Brillo retorted that you had 13 years to put this right but took us into 5 wars in that time.


    • 65

      No: the cat is the new head of HR – Hunting Rats…


  16. 25

    I, for one, would like to welcome our next Prime Minister into Downing Street. Let’s face it, he can’t be any worse than the existing one.


    • 34
      see below says:

      Too bloody right. How many million pound shovel loads of ‘aid’ are still being hurled out of the UK every day?

      India FFS! The Cons are bonkers.


      • 41
        Eeu to me says:

        Where would you build a car or produce steel,India or Britain,costs say India,who owns a car maker and most of what’s left of Britains steel industry and has a tea factory, 2 guesses,India or India,work the rest out.


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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Can we have Titty watch ?


  18. 31
    Shire Tory says:

    Much like his boss, he needs to get some cojones.


  19. 35
    Sniper says:

    Have a break. Have a Cut Cat.


  20. 36
    The Liberal Left are destroying our society. says:

    I would like to see the perpetrators of this crime get life. It won’t happen though as the liberal left are more concerned about their right to vote, than this girl’s right to walk her dog without fear from their actions.

    Girl, 16, is slashed 41 times in unprovoked scalpel attack by gang as she walks her dog



  21. 40
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I shall be getting back into my rightful home via the cat flap


  22. 42
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Premature posting again Guido?


  23. 46
    Look in the Mirror Gordon. says:

    Gordon Brown is accusing the government of dragging its heels on clearing radioactive waste from the coast of Fife. It comes from ww2 when radioactive paint was used for luminous dials. But the problem was first discovered 20 years ago, so why didn’t he do something when he personally had 13 years to do so?



    • 55
      Eeu to me says:

      Jeez, that’s all we need a glow in the dark Gordon,his rocking horse could find him though.


    • 83
      Pabulum says:

      “I want an assurance that those involved will proactively seek out substances which may be a risk to safety”.

      The word ‘proactive’ is an abomination – how does it add anything to being ‘active’? and is, in any case, entirely redundant in his quoted statement.

      What a cưnʈ.


  24. 47

    Do you have any idea what ‘The Big Society’ means? Or are you too busy ‘looking after number one’ to care? http://thecurrerball.wordpress.com/


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    tory boys never grow up says:

    As Nick and Vince already know Dave emasculates all his pussy cats – so no surprise at all that Larry has suffered the same treatment. Anyway the big question for Larry is which rat he should go for given the wide choice available.


    • 61
      Eeu to me says:

      I agree, he does have a wide choice of rats trying to dig there way back into power but I believe the tunnel the rats are digging could collapse due to the load of blank paper they have dug into and the noise they are making could rebound and collapse the pillars they have holding them up.


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    tory boys never grow up says:

    Any truth in the rumour that Murdoch has used the operation to insert a listening device in the cat as a replacement for Coulson?


    • 69
      Eeu to me says:

      Maybe it also has Murdoch’s name and address on it as well,all the other listening devices seem to have split ,some in jail ,some sacked with promises of jail,it would have been cheaper to buy a law from the Lords crowd or had a chat with the last incumbants of no 10,they could have made another law no3001 they would have come cheaper .


  27. 52
    Sir William Waad says:

    Larry will match Teresa May’s shoes.


  28. 62
    streamfisher says:

    Can we get things straight before it all starts again, which will be Larry’s designated primary residence, No 10 Downing street or Battersea or… who knows how many cat flaps he’s got?.


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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Tits or pussies?


  30. 71
    Anonymous says:

    Now he knows what it’s like to be on the back benches.


  31. 76
    Antisocialist says:

    Trained to jump on Labour MPs too, claws extended.


  32. 80
    Annnoyperson says:

    He calmed down as soon as he realised Gordon Brown was no longer there.


  33. 82
    streamfisher says:

    After another considered appointment don’t be surprised if in future you see several rats scampering in the background outside No.10.


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    Auntie Flo' says:

    They must not allow Larry out for 2 weeks until he’s imprinted with his new home, or he’s likely to run off or get hopelessly lost. When they do finally allow him out, they must put butter on his paws so he can find his way home.


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