Breaking Mews: Larry Arrives
No photo outside the door as apparently he is stressed. As anyone would be after the snip – apparently the cat has been cut.
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Ah! Monika says:
Google-eyed-Dave
Meow
I think this is Dave’s big society in action. Rather than call in the local authority rat catcher and use up valuable resources get a moggie to keep the street clear of rats. But won’t the cat flap in the door to No10 be a security risk?
Are you afraid Cameron might use it to escape?
There are more rats in the Cabinet than outside the front door.
That’s why they have a copper standing outside the front door – to let the cat in.
Good thinking batman.
I had a cat that was always going in and out of a hole in the door… it was always in a flap!
Nick Clegg could use it to escape?
Not a security risk if it has a transponder-operated solenoid latch on it. I had that at my old home (a Staywell) and it worked fine.
nice to have 2 nice pussies in downing street…one very fragrant the other like prezza on a good day
The cat flap is for when Mr Speaker comes to visit.
Stressed? More like Distressed?
One little meow is very brave……
Snipped? Lost the main function of his testicles? Cameron should know all about that condition.
Fucking pretend Conservative tosser.
Won’t that interfere with Larry’s ratting instincts?
Which does he claim to be his primary and secondary residence – Putney or Downing St.? He wouldn’t be the first old tabby at No10 to confuse the two.
Now listen good Larry. If you don’t clear the street of rats, then your guts will be re-stringing my tennis racket.
So sweet………………
It would have been sweeter, Billy, had the cat been named Guido.
If you’re scared of government spending cuts, OUCH, wait until you have one of these…
“Okay, get him in… we need to do some big society testing!”
Probably a mandatory part of the job…
Work at No.10, have your balls chopped off.
Balls (Ed) was on Sky News, and he could certainly do with being chopped. If you get to see it again later, check the slightly manic eyes – it’s a good clue as to his nature…
Larry is far more impressive than Ed: the former gets on with the job, without loads of misleading flannel, straight to the point!
Saw Ballsy on Sky too John. What a lying, malicious, ugly, googly eyed b@stard he is.
Googly eyed: yes, that’s as good a description as any; and I agree regarding the lies and malice. Then again, that’s standard Labour anyway – tyhey’re all much the same in that regard…
He’ll be all right once he’s had a chance to settle in, and without having to face all those humans and their funny contraptions they call “cameras”…
I’ve just had a deja-vu moment imagining Gordon McRuin being taken away from No.10 in a cage. Please someone shake me up and tell me it was true!
Not a bad idea! Rat-catcher comes in by cage; rat goes out the same way…
This is the news that this site was set up for!
Keep up the Good work
18 year old boy on £75k pa councillors allowance shock !
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1356825/Schoolboy-18-UKs-youngest-town-councillor-election-victory.html
He’ll have no trouble meeting his tuition fees then.
Was the blonde fit or didnt we get to see her face?
Billy, just to remind you what a real pussy looks like. Just put your lips together and blow.
http://tinyurl.com/4hfyovs
That is a cameltoe, I didn´t know this site does porn considering children can access it
Not only porn Clockwork; also foul language. Probably learned from their children.
you’re obviously a 15 year old so fuck off you’re not old enough.
If she’s RSPCA can she go on uniformdating.com ?
even the cats been subjected to cuts!
I like a pussy with a big gash.
http://tinyurl.com/4dec6rc
are these links suitable for an office ???
Ah, to be able to lick one’s own bottom!
at least I’m at liberty to lick my own !
Oy! where are the mods when you need them?
“Where are the Mods when you need them?”
Fighting the Rockers at Southend, as usual…
From the VAT rise issue to the rat rise issue. At least the latter is being tackled actively…
i have lost my bottle
That’s a catastrophe for a weegie.
it is probably in the same place you left your moral compass
I am more of a breast person……
others who should be cut
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23923358-victoria-and-david-beckham-are-spending-150k-on-a-nursery.do
…. and another
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23923351-emma-bunton-has-fallen-in-love-again.do
Nah if people are idiotic and want to subsidise these people then it’s their money.
So is the moggy the head of PuRr,he would do a lot better than the idiots they have now.
Sacking soldiers while were at war and on the front is tantamount to telling the tally ban,we give up and were leaving,if any more troops die then I hope the people who did this have deep pockets or a few years in jail,fuckin idiots.
swearing I like to keep down but I think it’s appropriate for the idiots who commited this CRIME.
It’s an old service tradition. Stuffy Dowding, the Air Marshal i/c the Battle of Britain, was treated in the same way.
Similarly, “Bomber” Harris got the treatment Grumpy.
Brillo had a good “put down” of Murphy (? shadow war minister) in todays Daily Politics show; Murphy bleating on about the sacking by email of long service military & the miltary covenant.Brillo retorted that you had 13 years to put this right but took us into 5 wars in that time.
No: the cat is the new head of HR – Hunting Rats…
I, for one, would like to welcome our next Prime Minister into Downing Street. Let’s face it, he can’t be any worse than the existing one.
Too bloody right. How many million pound shovel loads of ‘aid’ are still being hurled out of the UK every day?
India FFS! The Cons are bonkers.
Where would you build a car or produce steel,India or Britain,costs say India,who owns a car maker and most of what’s left of Britains steel industry and has a tea factory, 2 guesses,India or India,work the rest out.
Can we have Titty watch ?
No: now you can have *Kitty* Watch…
Much like his boss, he needs to get some cojones.
Blimey, neutered already just like all the rest, another fat lazy mouth to feed.
another fat cat
Have a break. Have a Cut Cat.
I would like to see the perpetrators of this crime get life. It won’t happen though as the liberal left are more concerned about their right to vote, than this girl’s right to walk her dog without fear from their actions.
Girl, 16, is slashed 41 times in unprovoked scalpel attack by gang as she walks her dog
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1357162/Rebecca-Wills-16-slashed-41-times-unprovoked-scalpel-attack-dog-walk.html
Boss who frogmarched worker to police station after he stole £845 is forced to pay the THIEF £13,000 ‘for humiliating him’
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1357217/Boss-frogmarched-worker-police-station-stole-845-forced-pay-THIEF-13-000-humiliating-him.html
Today I shall be getting back into my rightful home via the cat flap
You need to do a lot of excercise first otherwise you could get stuck,second thoughts,I agree.
Premature posting again Guido?
Gordon Brown is accusing the government of dragging its heels on clearing radioactive waste from the coast of Fife. It comes from ww2 when radioactive paint was used for luminous dials. But the problem was first discovered 20 years ago, so why didn’t he do something when he personally had 13 years to do so?
http://www.thecourier.co.uk/News/Fife/article/10746/gordon-brown-says-mod-should-be-proactive-over-dalgety-bay-beach-radiation.html
Jeez, that’s all we need a glow in the dark Gordon,his rocking horse could find him though.
“I want an assurance that those involved will proactively seek out substances which may be a risk to safety”.
The word ‘proactive’ is an abomination – how does it add anything to being ‘active’? and is, in any case, entirely redundant in his quoted statement.
What a cưnʈ.
Do you have any idea what ‘The Big Society’ means? Or are you too busy ‘looking after number one’ to care? http://thecurrerball.wordpress.com/
As Nick and Vince already know Dave emasculates all his pussy cats – so no surprise at all that Larry has suffered the same treatment. Anyway the big question for Larry is which rat he should go for given the wide choice available.
I agree, he does have a wide choice of rats trying to dig there way back into power but I believe the tunnel the rats are digging could collapse due to the load of blank paper they have dug into and the noise they are making could rebound and collapse the pillars they have holding them up.
Any truth in the rumour that Murdoch has used the operation to insert a listening device in the cat as a replacement for Coulson?
Maybe it also has Murdoch’s name and address on it as well,all the other listening devices seem to have split ,some in jail ,some sacked with promises of jail,it would have been cheaper to buy a law from the Lords crowd or had a chat with the last incumbants of no 10,they could have made another law no3001 they would have come cheaper .
Larry will match Teresa May’s shoes.
Can we get things straight before it all starts again, which will be Larry’s designated primary residence, No 10 Downing street or Battersea or… who knows how many cat flaps he’s got?.
Tits or pussies?
Now he knows what it’s like to be on the back benches.
Trained to jump on Labour MPs too, claws extended.
He calmed down as soon as he realised Gordon Brown was no longer there.
After another considered appointment don’t be surprised if in future you see several rats scampering in the background outside No.10.
They must not allow Larry out for 2 weeks until he’s imprinted with his new home, or he’s likely to run off or get hopelessly lost. When they do finally allow him out, they must put butter on his paws so he can find his way home.