Hancock Handles Brown Envelope
Sleazy sex-texter and employer of Russian spies Mike Hancock has been keeping his head down since the near weekly scandals that hit him last year. So hence Guido’s surprise when he read the other day that “Handy-cock” had been EyeSpyed handling brown envelopes. A picture of the incident landed in his inbox this morning. Can anyone out there explain what the dodgy member for Portsmouth was doing on Wednesday afternoon in Victoria Gardens and who the envelope was for?
info for the russians ?????
My pledges and election promises are in those! So that’s where they got to.
Not unusual for an M.P. to have correspondence?
Sadly this is indeed a complete non-story with the meagre details provided so far. Must try harder.
Give me a chance princess, we could be gr8 together…
that’s the old story mong, we need details
“Where’s the beef ?”
I’ve got plenty of pork if that’s any good.
nothing in the tank
running on empty……..tat.
fuck off tat you nutter
Of course it’s a non-story. Haven’t you read the title banner: ths blog’s for ‘tittle-tattle, gosip and rumours’? If you want news based on facts, go to the BBC… oh… no… hang on a minute…
If you want Dave’s spin go here or to his BBC spindoctor… oh… no… hang on a minute…
He was probably paying off yet another photographer who had some dodgy pics.
How many were there Guido, each one is an Archer ie £2500, I think we should be told
Like Broon & Handy-cock the brown envelope will be full of shit
catalogue of young girls for sale in eastern europe ?
Or Lancashire.
I should hope not in my part of the world. (Got any addresses?) Spitroast time coming up.
Он заседании Деннис Мак вы думаете?
Should have used picture for todays caption comp Guido.
Wednesday afternoon there was an Animal Defenders’ photocall in Victoria Garden. At the end they handed out brown folders with press releases and a business card.
Check with ADI if Mike was at the photocall. If he wasn’t then there is mischief afoot.
Perhaps expenses have now reverted to the traditional method for dodgy payments- brown envelopes!
There’s a big story about the Piggy MPs trying to stop IPSA from catching them in the trough again, but who cares about that ?
They’ll knacker IPSA, for sure one way or another. All the talk about cleaning up parliament was guff.
Wait ’til the storm dies down, then snouts back in the trough.
I can give you a cast-iron guarantee that IPSA are safe and we MPs will not revert to our blatant theft of taxpayers’ money.
Oink.
Flap
Oink
Flap
Oink
Flap
Boo hoo, I can’t claim 50p, now I must spend some of my £65k+pa pay instead of ripping off the taxpayer…..
His Russian paymasters. He is just a crap spy.
Liebours latest new buzz words.
“New politics Fresh ideas”
“Helping families get on”
Yawn………………..
“We’re all in this together”
Immigration is vital to Britain’s economic growth.
A great song by The Pirates c1977
With the debt he left us, I think it’s the song by Johnny Kidd and the Pirates from around 1963 that is more apt.
Never, in the history of human politics has so much crap been left for so many by so few.
Getting a visa fast tracked?
To New Zealand?
The commentators here feel free to comment about Eygpt, but I imagine very few of them actually live there. They seem to receive no criticism for this.
Yet any known expat who comments about Great Britney…
Hypocrites led by hypocrites.
About British Policy over Egypt Mr Van Rompuy.
Well I’m glad you’re back. It’ll stop that loon going on and on about New zealand.
He must be having lunch.
When are you finally going to say something interesting ?
new zealand belgium new zealand belgium new zealand belgium new zealand belgium new zealand belgium new zealand belgium new zealand belgium new zealand belgium new zealand belgium
Give my cock a chance princess………I know it can make you happy.
I will when I can find it.
tax return
Sally Bercow pictures overlooking the Thames?
Watersports.
The same sort of envelopes that Jeffery Archer used to deal in, down Kings Cross way?
Dead letter tryst mayhap?
It looks like a C4 size envelope with
a hint of board back, so unlikely to be
cash. My guess is late tax return or pornography
C4? In parliament? Now you’re talking.
It beggars belief how this prick is still walking the streets, let alone being an MP.
The brown envelope contained a blank sheet of paper.
The manifesto of this conservative led shower of shit,laughingly called a coalition
My manifethto wath much more popular.
Ed MIliband has a grand total of 114 viewers at present. See http://bit.ly/hBgyWg
Do you like my retro-look ‘Freth Ideath’ webthite?
It’th full of all the ideath I didn’t think to put in latht year’th Labour manifethto.
Ittzz thit.
Did you go to the same speech therapist as blinky balls, stammerer extraordinaire?
Thtop taking the pith.
viewers in new zealand?
Of course, you would much rather that the deficit was being enlarged, wouldn’t you. Someone else will pay for what you laughingly call investment.
Shit! Shit!
This is not the real Martin Day who never does a swear.
Must be an impostor out to discredit the real Martin.
Or it is the real MD and he’s totally tripped out.
Martin is paid to comment.
But he couldn’t think of a witty response.
So just typed 6th form bollox confident in the
knowledge that he would be mistaken for a fake.
He is a triple bluffer otherwise known as a TwanHunt
Ha ha. TwanK
U
N
T got it through
СUNT would have been easier.
Deeply impressed. Someone in the office?
You are the drooling cripplespastic known as TaT and I claim my five pounds in a plain brown envelope.
nothing on the spot fixing scandel in cricket?
Biily, this a fucking political blog you twat.
Yeah fuck of Billy you c’unt
Muzzie Watch
So much for respect: Two Muslim councillors refused to clap war hero
Salma Yaqoob and Mohammed Ishtiaq, from the Respect party, insist that their refusal to clap the Royal Marine was a point of principle. Birmingham.
A teenager whipped to death in Bangladesh for having a relationship with a married man was allegedly raped by her cousin, it has emerged.
Four Islamic clerics were arrested.
Every day, every way……….
Next you’ll be complaining that you don’t like four year old girls in Leicester wearing burqas! You’re islamophobics! On behalf of the Conservative Party, I order you to get out of my country!
If you don’t like it, leave. There are convenient exits at Heathrow, Manchester and Folkestone.
You may only express opinions that my brothers and sisters and I find acceptable, otherwise you’re islamophobics. If you’re islamophobics, get out of our country.
Islamohaters my dear, haters.
A (used) French letter drop?
Good God, who is that flashing her minge on BBC Parliament just now?
Looks like a classic dead drop to me.
drop dead might be better.
An envelope full of Anthrax spores, addressed to the HoC?
envelope for dog poo?
His new researcher (male, British)?
drop box, third tree on the left.
”British Promise” WTF?
Here’s mine; I ain’t voting for you
This mong molestor would stick his hands into any orifice
Is it the latest Ann Summers book?
Haha…Ann Summers, he’s really going hard core eh Billy?
Don’t mention the Nanny.
I abolished boom…….
Things can only get shittier.
Man holds envelope shocker…?
Previously influential blog becomes lame shocker…?
Passing on commercially confidential information to his criminal cronies in Portsmouth. He is Head of Planning after all, and many of the big property developers in the City are also big time drug dealers. Where and from whom did he get the money for his Spanish Villa? None other that from these crooks, many of whom also happen to be in the same Lodge. If they want planning permissions, Handycock fixes it for them.
Watch it, we know where you live.
“”Mike Hancock has been keeping his head down since the near weekly scandals”"
Is that in a Gillian Taylforth type of way
Early Valentines card ?
He looks smart enough to be off to meet the Brothers. Maybe that’s a copy of the words for tonight’s ceremonial? They have kept him off the hook for some time now – but there’s another big test coming in two weeks’ time when maybe we will learn the truth behind the many rumours.
Unlikely, if the Judge is a member of the Brotherhood.
Leave Mike alone. I can clear this up. It is a regular, weekly cash donation to the Party from Mike’s business partners in Portsmouth. It is cash, for the simple reason that it would be very embarrassing if it got out where it was coming from. Mike Hancock might be a sleazy, uneducated, pervy little Oik but he is very useful to the Party, as he is its largest financial donor since our last major donor was put in jail. He is protected at the highest levels and consequently will remain on the parliamentary defence committee, even though he is a Russian Spy; oh, did I say that, oops!
We will of course turn a blind eye to this as usual Nick. Don’t forget to send the usual commission, thanks.
http://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/audit_trail_of_political_donatio#outgoing-101315
Probably the proxy votes for the forthcoming local elections!
The last lot in Fratton were about the same size.
Or maybe they could be from the University Campus in Milton where he was so popular?
Advance copy of Sally Bercow’s pics and packet of tissues?
List of local psychiatric hospitals with female wards?
Do me a favour guy’nor, we all know about brown envelopes don’t we!! Nudge..nudge
…wink wink!! Being passed over, in a copy of the Sun whilst sitting on a Park bench, or sitting in a Taxi, nicer if the giver is also paying the tab, know what I mean.
Perhaps old Handy had just been handed a brown envelope. Hopefully it was full of doggie poo!! Say no more!
Great pic Guido.
The only thing missing was the dodgy chap who handed it over.
He was probably paying the police what he owed them, for being thorough in their efforts in hiding the truth and mislaying evidence
For years Handy has had the same tailor in portsmouth and for years he has been dropping hints to Handy about his dress sense, to no avail. Handy thinks that he is a really sharp dresser, when in fact he has the sartorial elegance of an out of work Pimp. So I am doing them both a favour here posting, as maybe the message will get across. Of course someone will have to explain to Handy what the word, sartorial, means. Thanks in advance.
I think your assessment is over the top. His sartorial style, combined with his bouffant hairstyle is more reminiscent of that of a Poxdoctor’s Clerk.
One has to look at the psychological aspects of this. The bouffant hairstyle and dandified style of dress, indicate a deep seated sense of insecurity, most probably emanating from his complete lack of any formal education.
With regards to his libidinous and promiscuous activities, I suspect a deep inner struggle with a homosexual bias to his sexuality that he will not even admit to himself, and especially not to others, because of his backround, and age, and the deep homophobic culture, coming from that background.
It is a shame when we have so much news to write about that an envelope is the most intereting thing dont you think!!!
Hi Mike, anything about you is News, and highly entertaining for the wider public, who view you, as an extreme example of public ridicule, and, representative of everything that is wrong with the troughing, self interested, incompetents that represent us, in the Palace of Westminster.