January 23rd, 2011

Shagger Strathclyde Seven-Year Affair With Old Flame

Sunday Sleaze

Lord Strathclyde is a legend at Tory party conferences, the Leader of the House of Lords throws a decent party and is famous for trying it on with the ladies. With more success than you might imagine…

Birgit Cunningham is older than some of Shagger Strathclyde’s previous conquests. The 48 year-old unmarried single-mother has sold a kiss ‘n tell to the Sunday Mirror revealing that she has been having a seven-year on-off affair with Shagger Strathclyde. This morning punters make him favourite to be the next exit from the cabinet

UPDATE : Just spotted this Daily Mail profile of Birgit from March 2007 in which she reveals she dated Kevin Costner and William Shatner as well as saying “there are two options for public school girls who get pregnant by accident. The first is running home to Mummy and Daddy. I wasn’t going to do that. I couldn’t possibly live at home. The alternative is to find some rich old guy to rescue you. ‘I have to admit I’ve met several. One proposed to me. I thought, do I have to do this for Jack? But I couldn’t. I want a toy boy.” She got a big toy-boy…

UPDATE II : Mail reveals Birgit was the eco-protestor who smeared chocolate eclair in Nick Brown’s face. At the time she was a press officer for the Green Party


  1. 1
    Anninnis says:

    Yawn… No reason to leave on my account

  2. 2
    Senator Bloodn' Gore, says:

    Plainly the lack of NHS supported optical treatment affected Strathclyde’s judgment or the none availability of suitable barge poles perhaps?

  3. 3
    Norris Stampton says:

    Is this the same Birgit Cunningham who had a three year affair with Kevin Costner, I wonder?

    The same Birgit Cunningham with her own extensive IMDB entry – all news all me, me, me.

    The same former IT girl who fell out of favour with her wealthy family, I wonder?

    Hardly the anonymous and penniless mum as portrayed in the Sunday Mirror and other like-minded communist rags, is she?


  4. 4
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Are you serious? Even my Specsavers outfit says that she looks respectable.

  5. 5
    D.S. Gusted, Tunbridge Wells says:

    One and the same.

  6. 6
    Eeu to me says:

    Mirror=Liebour= kisses and cuddles and worlds best.
    Mirror=NuConned us= baby eaters,hate,rich,nasty,money,b(w)ankers.
    so what! s new.

  7. 7
    bbitgu says:

    Is he Married ? If not then he dock in any port.

  8. 8
    IT Girl Watch says:

    Yes that would be the same one.

    Downfall of an It-girl


  9. 9
    SaltPetre says:

    What a minging old whore. Surely he could have done better than that. Beer goggles perhaps?

  10. 10
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Do me a favour…if this was in Italy, it would be normal.

  11. 11
    Norris Stampton says:

    …and the press are talking about the judgement of Andy Coulson whilst at the Mirror?

    What about Piers Morgan’s completely faked photos of the British Army in Iraq, or Tina Weaver for weaving her way around this so-called ‘story’?
    It’s a stupid paper read by morons.

  12. 12
    Norris Stampton says:

    For Mirror in the first part read ‘News of the World’

  13. 13
    bbitgu says:

    Guido , when is the winner of the caption comp going to be reviled and am i in the runing ?

  14. 14
    John Major's government MK-II says:

    Yup. Married with kid.

  15. 15
    Alessandre says:

    Guido, I know that this blog is a commercial venture for you, but the plugging of Smarkets is seriously starting to detract from the blog these days

  16. 16
    bbitgu says:

    He should have asked his wife first then :-)

  17. 17
    Eeu to me says:

    Hi Derek Easterby.

  18. 18
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    The Mirror group is definitely not bigging up a 7-year old story about a Z list celebrities bonking arrangements to shut down interest in goings-on in the Looting Parteh. Certainly not because a Lord is involved. It’s Public Interest, innit?

  19. 19
    His wife says:

    I’d have said “yes” just to get the slobbering lard-arse out of my knickers for a while.

  20. 20
  21. 21
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    No mate, you’ll just be reviled.:)

  22. 22
    you're special says:

    Billy, I wouldn’t touch her with your massive one, what an ugly bitch.

  23. 23
    A man with a cup of coffee says:

    The more politicians the press can burn through the better. That way we’ll have fewer to hang come the revolution.

  24. 24
    sylvio says:

    Is Italy normal though?

  25. 25
    Ampers says:

    @Norris – I followed the link but, quite honestly, got bored after half a dozen or so paragraphs. The world is full of stupid people and I really don’t want to read about more of them.

    How we differ from the French. A few decades ago there was a squeaky clean politician who thought he’d not be voted back so, on the advice of his wife, he took an escort girl to a hotel overnight and played cards until 6am when it was arranged for a photographer to burst in. The photographs were taken, but they were under the covers fully dressed – or so he later admitted :-) Result? He was voted in with a huge majority.

  26. 26
    bbitgu says:

    aye, I can understand why Guido didnt tag this Totty watch.

  27. 27
    billy sucks says:

    No change there then.

  28. 28
    Dack Blog says:

    Maybe she mistook him for a bouncy castle.

  29. 29
    A man with a crystal ball says:

    So will Rich and Mark’s Monday Morning View.

  30. 30
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    The author freely admits his story’s based on gossip. So he’s basically written bollocks sourced from a load of bollocks.

    Bit like a lot of stories that appear on this blog……..

  31. 31
    Tracey Temple's School for the Blind says:

    Or a Space Hopper.

  32. 32
    beer d'goggles says:

    How many pints respectable would that be?

  33. 33
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    You’ve just ruined my day….

  34. 34
    Merv the Perv, BoE says:

    “This morning punters make him favourite to be the next exit from the cabinet…”

    Does that sentence really ruin the article?

  35. 35
    bbitgu says:

    Guidos body double?

  36. 36
    The Mad Nads school of Spin for the simple minded says:


    Strathclyde was forced to shag her and cheat on his wife and three kids.


  37. 37
    do i not like this says:

    A Tory shagging a woman? Nah…

  38. 38
    A man with a crystal ball says:

    I know. Two things you never want to think about on a Sunday: Monday and Rich & Mark’s unfunny cartoon.

  39. 39
    David Cameron says:

    See ? I didn’t need a Spin doctor after all. What’s this about Lord Strathclyde ?

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    Here’s a pic. Would you pork an upmarket version of Prezza madam, we’d like to know?


  41. 41
    She's gorgeous she is *hic* says:

    6 or 7.

  42. 42
    Too big to Fail says:

    Well his wife won’t dump him. She has too much to lose unlike postman Al’s.

    I see he is on the board of Trafigura.

  43. 43
    ROFL!! says:

    Did you know she tied up the noble Lord and while he was screaming in protest forced her to cheat on his wife ? Again and again and again for months.

    He paid her for this non-consensual sex because he was a gentleman.


  44. 44
    Baroness Warsi's Burqa says:

    I suppose you want me to say something stupid to attract flak again, do you? You infidel bigot.

  45. 45
    bbitgu says:

    Good point , Sack him Dave , Cant have any hetros in the place , will ruin the image….

  46. 46
    John Major's Face Full of Curry says:

    Back to Basics.

    Oh yes!

  47. 47
    A Dose of the Clap says:

    But wasn’t he worried about catching something?

  48. 48
    Strathclyde is a handsome Lord says:

    for an ugly tub of lard

  49. 49
    Bonkersconi says:

    only if she was underaged

  50. 50
    bbitgu says:

    ” Mail reveals Birgit was the eco-protestor who smeared chocolate eclair in Nick Brown’s face. At the time she was a press officer for the Green Party”

    Do you mean Nick brown former whip for the labour party and bully ?

  51. 51
    you mean Dave and Coulson are shtting bricks which is why he quit says:

    I don’t think they are worried about the police like Coulson is.

  52. 52
    St Blair of God says:

    This year, I shall be having a wet weekend on Widemouth.

  53. 53
    Lord Strathclyde says:

    She forced me to cheat on my wife. I was helpless and had to pay her for sex.
    Why won’t anyone believe me ??? Where’s Coulson when you need him ???

  54. 54
    John Marjor's government MK-II says:

    Oh God, please not another “Cones Hotline”.

  55. 55
    John Major's government MK-II says:

    spell-checker doesn’t work in the Name field, by the way.

  56. 56
    lolol says:

    Weren’t you the twat who couldn’t wait for the Sunday papers because you stupidly believed there would be a bonking story involving the Postie ?

    You don’t seem so happy now.

    Just how big a hypocrite are you ?

  57. 57
    John Major's government MK-II says:

    He might have been banging at the back door whilst thinking of Eton.

    Or, he might have been trying to breed. They do front-bottom sex when they try to breed, you know.

  58. 58
    Dick the Prick says:

    Public schoolgirls are pure filth, too. It’s hardly news though – everyone knows he’s a good lad. If the Mirror paid more than a few grand, they were ripped off; much like her panties by the old hound’s teeth. Taxi?

  59. 59
    Aaron D Highside says:

    So what? It’s a private matter. Has Derek Draper got a job at the Sunday Sleaze?

  60. 60
    John Major's government MK-II says:

    He’s too busy listening to your voicemail.

  61. 61
    Lardarse Lord is Love Cheat says:

    He doesn’t seem to have been too worried about the Papers catching him.

  62. 62
    Ampers says:

    I remember leaving the pub with you John, when you said, I could murder a curry.

  63. 63
    John Merkin's hooverdent MK-II says:


  64. 64
    stand by your man says:

    I’m sure his wife and kids agree.

  65. 65
    nell says:

    Whilst I think it’s all a load of nonsense and of no consequence whatever to a person’s ability to do their job,as to who sleeps with whom, in the interests of even handedness he should be sacked from the cabinet and his role as Leader of the Lords.

    That is the unfair fate of the security officer who had an affair with postman pat’s wife and then his secretary , so if parliament insists on such punishments for staff , those same punishments must also be applied to ministers and mps.

  66. 66
    David Cameron says:

    Only when I give you something stupid to say like the last time.

  67. 67
    what are the logistics for this? says:

    It’s a wonder he can get anywhere near a front bottom with that fucking gut, plus it’s a well known fact that lardarses have tiny dicks.

  68. 68
    Michael Foot's opposition Mk II or is it III? says:

    At least my beloved Labour never dabbled in such things, ok…apart from Robin Cook (hello Gaynor!!!), Lord (don’t give me the cheap wallpaper) Derry, John Prescott and as k-tel used to say, many more

  69. 69
    fingers says:

    Everyboy is at it nell, it’s the getting caught which is unforgivable.

  70. 70
    I says:

    Anyone know what Gordon Brown is today?

  71. 71
    Westminster Pigs love Filth says:

    You’ll get MPs and Lords signing on to the kind of professional conduct agreements that bodyguards have to round about the time MPs and Lords agree to stop cheating on their expenses.

    Which would be never.

  72. 72
    bbitgu says:

    Dead ?

  73. 73
    Mad Nads says:

    Thou shalt not commit adultery!

    As God always kept telling me to tell everyone.

  74. 74
    Mad Nads says:

    I’ve had ‘im

  75. 75
    Eeu to me says:

    Jeez,where’s the X rating for that URL.

    Money,power are like flies to a honeypot to people who want them,no change then.

  76. 76
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Being wrong is not hypocrisy, for which you should be thankful. Now open the bedroom curtains and wipe down your keyboard. Don’t forget it’s Sunday, so you need to shave.

  77. 77
    Lou Scannon says:

    A gold bar. (The chocolate variety.)

  78. 78
  79. 79
    noodles says:

    From the neck up as usual.

  80. 80
    Hilton is now the Boss says:

    It’s the Cone Society.

    Didn’t you read Hilton’s memo ?

  81. 81
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    If everybody’s at it, where’s my share?

  82. 82
    A man with a cup of coffee says:

    Thinking up the ‘joke’ behind tomorrow’s Rich & Mark Monday Morning View?

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    Little wonder you’re so grumpy all the time.

  84. 84
    bbitgu says:

    That does seem plausable……

  85. 85
    Hilton is now the Boss says:

    memo #1145~C

    All Lords shall now be referred to as “Noble Empowerment Facilitators” and we shall be scrapping the ermine robes for family friendly hoodies with sponsored logos on the back in tasteful flashing gold lights.

    The House of Lords shall also now be renamed the “Big Society Bigwig Hothouse” under our exciting new reforms headed by Nick.

    All Conservative MPs and Noble Empowerment Facilitators shall adhere to these new rules or face deselection.

    I the Hilton have spoken, so shall it be.

  86. 86
    Gordon Brown says:

    It is simply not true that nobody has ever called me or left a message on my answer-phone.

    All incoming calls go straight to voicemail, cus my Nokia is broken again.

    I am definitely as important as Sienna Miller.

    I demand that Andrew Coulson is re-instated as New of the World editor so that he can hack into my Nokia.

    I have arranged for Sue to leave a saucy message on my voicemail while impersonating Renee Witherspoon.

  87. 87
    Lord Pisspott of Ull and British Rail Ferries says:

    Aye lad, appen ‘e is.

  88. 88
    Baroness Warsi's Burqa says:

    My magic sky-fairy tells me to flog adulterers (verse 24-2).

    Must.. resist.. Holy.. instructions.. must.. must..

  89. 89
    Anonymous says:

    was Strathclyde forced to shag her and cheat on his wife and three kids?

    A simple Yes or No will do if you can manage it you whining little twat

  90. 90
    Sue's orthodontist says:

    She can’t leave you a message at the moment, we haven’t finished replacing all her teeth.

  91. 91
    Senile Old Twat says:

    “It’s Public Interest, innit?”


    You pathetic fucking hypocrite.

    Go back to your old folks home and ask nursie for some pudding before you shit yourself again.

  92. 92
    what the fuck do you know about the truth you senile imbecile ? says:

    “I reckon the Labour shadow ministers don’t resign because of a bit of rumpy-pumpy in the family.”

    I reckon you look a right fuckwit.

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha !

  93. 93
    tatspotting says:

    Come up with a sensible question and you’ll get an answer. You are so gay and uptight these days!!

  94. 94
    Fatfuck Pickles and his bumbling buffoonery says:

    Fook off ya skinny booger.

  95. 95
    The Filth says:

    Amazing how politics just goes around in circles. When Labour is in power most of the scandals are about Filthy Lucre and when the Tories are in power it’s all about Filthy sex.

  96. 96
    Michael Foot's opposition Mk II or is it III? says:

    Oh dear ‘anonymous’ is getting all worked up.

  97. 97
    tatspotting says:


    …says the bedsit bound spacker who actually types, “Ha ha ha ha ha ha !” like he’s made checkmate.

    Now give us a youtoob vid of Hague and that’ll seal the victory.

  98. 98
    He's too fucking stupid or scared to answer says:

    I’m not the one whining like a child, you are.
    I’m laughing very hard at this story and at you.

    Yes or No tat ?

  99. 99
    Chicken and Egg says:

    Did the papers catch him or did the failed IT Girl go to the mirror?

  100. 100
    Back to Basics says:

    The married father-of-three, a close pal of David Cameron, seduced Birgit Cunningham after she contacted the Tory peer pleading for help in her ­desperate battle with the Child Support Agency. The revelation about Lord Strathclyde, who is worth at least ­£10million and is the Leader of the House of Lords, will come as a ­bombshell to his loyal wife Jane and their daughters.

    During their sex sessions, the sleazy hereditary peer – at the heart of a ­Cameron government committed to ‘family values’ – romped with Birgit on the sofa of her housing association flat and bedded her at his lavish £3million Westminster home.

  101. 101
    ROFL! says:

    Yes but one case in it’s our money and in the other it’s their sex.

    Because of this I became a Conservative when I became a taxpayer (courtesy of McDonalds).

  102. 102
    ROFL! says:

    How many mates does a tedious bore have? mmm there’s a poser….

  103. 103
    Careful who you shag fatty says:

    Either way he’s a laughing stock now.

  104. 104
    Trending on Twitter says:

    I am interesting” – Gordon Brown complains to police over concerns that his phone might not have been hacked.

  105. 105
    lolol says:

    Looks like you need your Alzhiemers medicine from nursie if you can’t even remember if you have any mates.

    Here’s a clue, you don’t have any because you’re a bitter old fart.

  106. 106
    Cassandrina says:

    It gets quite sad when keeping women happy is proving to be a politically incorrect thing to do in the UK.
    Shagging verboten – whatever next? – why have we not heard more of the anti-angling agitators?

  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    What would Guidos blog be without filth? A bit like Labourwrist, shudder the thought.

  108. 108
    gary squires says:

    Sounds great, have you got a pic?

  109. 109
    LMFAO! says:

    Row as donor’s firm secures £53m work

    MORE than a year after a company chairman’s wife donated £21,000 to the office of Health Secretary Andrew Lansley, the same company has been awarded a £53m NHS prison health contract.

  110. 110
    Goodbye-ee, goodbye-ee, Wipe the tear, baby dear, from your eye-ee, says:

  111. 111
    Grumpy Old Man says:


  112. 112
    Sandy Poulson says:

    Just give me a minute to hack into his phone and see if there’s any pics

  113. 113
    MILF Watch says:

    I would.

  114. 114
    looney tune says:

    Hooray, tat has posted a video. About fucking time.

  115. 115
    Trending on Twitter says:

    “Show your appreciation for Andy Coulson. Leave him a message of support on your voicemail.”

  116. 116
    paranoid nutter who thinks everyone is tat says:

    Goodbye-ee, goodbye-ee, Wipe the tear, baby dear, from your eye-ee,

  117. 117
    tick as tieves says:

    Andy Coulson used to hack into my mobile and upload gay porn. He’s resigned now the selfish bastard.

  118. 118
    John Major's Face Full of Curry says:

    Oh yes!

  119. 119
    looney tune says:

    The clue is in the name fuckwit.

  120. 120
    Mad Nads says:

    John is quite right. Marriage is a sacred insititution that only I should be allowed to wreck because God gave me permission.

  121. 121
    nutter watch says:


  122. 122
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    All readers of this blog are in awe of your knowledge and experience of fuckwittery, as demonstrated in your posts. Where’s your Blog, TaT?

  123. 123
    Posting stuff from youtube will bring down the coalition says:

    When Coulson’s replacement takes over they must address this constant barrage of devastatingly clever postings from youtube, it’s killing the coalition.

  124. 124
    Coming soon - Coulson : The Blockbuster Diary from inside number 10 says:

    be afraid Dave, be very afraid

  125. 125
    Dave's little doggie whining like a pussy will make the coalition popular says:

    Yap! Yap! Yap!

  126. 126
    Andy Coulson kept secret No10 diary while Cameron's spin chief says:

    The Downing Street spin doctor forced to resign over a phone hacking row has kept an explosive diary of his three turbulent years working with David Cameron.
    Andy Coulson, who is stepping down as No 10 communications director, said last night he has no intention of publishing the diary yet.

    But, crucially, he did not rule out the possibility of doing so in the future.
    Publishing sources say that if he did decide to turn his diary into a blockbuster book, it would cause the same kind of controversy as diaries published by Tony Blair’s spin doctor Alastair Campbell.


  127. 127
    bbitgu says:

    If we banned everything that is bad for us , what would we be left with ?

  128. 128
    Posting stuff from youtube will bring down the coalition says:

    Having a bad day, don’t throw your mobile phone at me:

  129. 129
    Dave's little doggie whining like a pussy and posting pic links will make the coalition popular says:

    Yap! Yap! Yap! Yiiiiiiiiiipe!!!!

  130. 130
    Posting stuff from youtube will bring down the coalition says:

    “Yap! Yap! Yap! Yiiiiiiiiiipe!!!!” – us mere mortals can only dream of writing such witty and cutting responses, tell us your secret!

  131. 131
    Hilton is now the Boss says:

    Your happiness index is dangerously low. We have no room in the Big Society for the likes of you.

  132. 132
    Dave's little doggie whining like a pussy and getting upset will make the coalition popular says:

    Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!

  133. 133
    Anonymous says:

    More proof that Gordon is good at spending money. Other people’s money that is.

    Can’t understand why Gordon thought Obama would want a book on “Scottish Estate Tweeds” though.

    Brown gave Obama £10,000 in gifts. He got DVDs in return


  134. 134
    Goodbye-ee, goodbye-ee, Wipe the tear, baby dear, from your eye-ee, says:

    You need to get your happiness index up little doggie. :-D

  135. 135
    bbitgu says:

    Whatever happened to prudence?

  136. 136
    Anonymous says:

    Heard of going in to bat at NO 11 but this is ridiculous.

  137. 137
    Andy Coulson's 'offer to quit was rejected by No 10' says:

    Please don’t go Andy! Steve Hilton bullies me dreadfully. Andy!! Noooo!!!

  138. 138
    Anonymous says:

    Nothing of the sort.The release of this story is in fact a job application.Find me a job or I publish.

  139. 139
    looney tune says:

    The drugs are working now are they? Good.

  140. 140
    prodding prudence says:

    On the game.

  141. 141
    Michael Foot's opposition Mk II or is it III? says:

    It’s not well know, but it seems you have expert knowledge on this subject.

  142. 142
    bbitgu says:

    The ” War on terror ” Board game ?

  143. 143
    what are the logistics for this? says:

    OK smartarse show me a picture of a fat bastard with a big dick. Thought not.

  144. 144
    tat's favourite tramp says:

    It’s Damien McBride’s diary I’d pay money to read. Coulson sounds like a bore.

  145. 145
    SkunkBuster says:

    on HIS voicemail surely? Knobjockey

  146. 146
    Aless says:

    No, but I can’t help noticing two things:

    1. Hardly a post goes by on this blog without a link to Smarkets
    2. The odds on “Next cabinet member to leave” add up to 225%

  147. 147
    Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!?!?!? says:

    Nobody explain the joke to the retard. It’s far funnier trying to watch the drug addled fuckwit struggling and failing to work it out for himself.

  148. 148
    nutter watch says:

    what a pitiful spineless twat you are
    come back when Cameron tells you what to say next poodle

  149. 149
    last person found guilty of phone hacking got 6 months in prison says:

    If I go down YOU go down Dave

    Andy knows ALL your secrets

  150. 150
    looney tune says:

    Er….apparently not. Time to up the meds nursie, try a whacking great syringe filed with bleach next time.

  151. 151
    wankers anonymous says:

    Lonely are we Billy?

  152. 152
    Eeu to me says:

    So what happens to this guy ,the plod one is going to be lucky to have a job for his entanglements,so why shouldn’t this mp lose his job,both are civil servants.

  153. 153
    ciasmaninlondon says:

    Why don’t you go and console lord Lardarse if you want a real job other than as our token Auntie tom.

  154. 154
    Stephen Byers says:

    Someone want a taxi for hire ??

  155. 155
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I will be Vincent Tabak.

  156. 156
    Ed Bollokov ( Son of Brown, Deficit-Admirer-in Chief ) says:

    BUSTED !


  157. 157
    streamfisher says:

    Solid gold moral compass?

  158. 158
    NotW_Scumbag says:

    How deep is guido into smarkets ?

    Non-story : good for the old shagger.

  159. 159
    zzzzzzz says:

    Attention seeking cow.

  160. 160
    Isn't it time that sad loser who posts at 4am killed himself? says:

    His entire vocabulary consists of: Yap, Wuv, Winkie, Whining, Poodle, Lickspittle, Cwy. It must go down a riot with his elderly parents with whom he still lives and who suffer from alzheimers. They’re his best friends. Sorry, only friends.

  161. 161
    streamfisher says:

    The film of your book is on tonight: Pulped Fiction.

  162. 162
    Who's idea was that ? says:

    “Cones hotline” was almost as bad as the idea for police to accompany fighting drunks to the nearest cashline machine to extract an instant fine. You just know the rare occassions when an idea is actually one dreamed up by a politician and not as usually the case Civil servants. You may recall this one was Blairs.

  163. 163
    Anonymous says:

    I hope the Family Rabbit is in protective custody !!!

  164. 164
    Centre Parting says:

    At least one Tory has started filling in some of those pot holes……

  165. 165
    Scotland Yard says:

    Is it possible to hack into a mobile phone whilst it is hurtling across a room ?

  166. 166
    Anonymous says:

    Did he say he had “No plans” to write a book ?

  167. 167
    Bet Grumpy Old Man et al feel vindicated now says:

    They were of course totally correct about today’s big Sunday Paper splash on Alan Johnson’s affair with his Spad

    What a relief for GOM and the other assorted mongs on here who’ve been banging on about these soon to come revalations for days.

    Otherwise they’d look like clueless morons now wouldn’t they?


  168. 168
    Bet Grumpy Old Man et al feel vindicated now says:

    Bet you and the other assorted simpletons on her feel vindicated now eh?

    You were of course all totally correct about today’s big Sunday Paper splash on Alan Johnson’s affair with his Spad

    What a relief for GOM and the other mongs on here who’ve been banging on about these soon to come revalations for days.

    Otherwise they’d look like clueless morons now wouldn’t they?


  169. 169
    McDoomed says:

    I wonder what voicemails Gordon doesn’t want us to know about. “Mr Brown, a repairman will be around Tuesday afternoon to fix your rocking horse”. “Hello Gordon. Please stop throwing mobiles at my wife or she won’t come into work anymore”.

  170. 170

    Feckin hell what a munter !
    so Kevin Costner frequents the same massage parlour as Wayne Rooney !
    William Shatner ok he’s an old man

  171. 171
    That's all folks says:

    This thread is fucked.

  172. 172
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m Spartacus.

  173. 173
    Jon Snot. says:

    But I can spell “here”.

  174. 174
    Modafukkas says:

    Kudos to her for smearing chocolate eclair in Brown’s face, though a whole heap of kudos would have been due if it had been another Brown substance (…if you pardon the pun/s)

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    Anonymous says:


  176. 176
    Grumpy Old Mong says:

  177. 177
    You can't beat a bit of Bullshit, Bye! says:

  178. 178
    Grumpy Old Mong says:

    whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine

    cheer up you senile old twat :-)

  179. 179
    Nick Clegg says:

    Today i will be laughing at Dave over Coulson but not lettting him see me

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    And what exactly was it that attracted you
    to the incredibly wealthy Lord Strathclyde ?

  181. 181
    Ugly Fat Bastard says:

    Share tip of the day:-

    With the rumour spreading that Lord Strathclyde is to be evicted from the cabinet soon, it’s now the right time to invest in crowbars and wheelbarrows.

  182. 182
    GORDON tiggywinkle McPOTTY says:

    Nursie i know it’s your day off
    but i’ve shit my nappy again
    and Sarah has gone away for the weekend
    and i can’t find my tablets !

    I don’t give a fuck that your at your husbands funeral
    Get over here NOW !
    I need my nappy changing you biggoted old crone !

  183. 183
    Hair on a G-string says:

    Didn’t Dubya give Brown “The waterboarding terrorists” Game..?

  184. 184
    Down With Brown! says:

    Lord Strathclyde and Nadine Dorries show why most people smerk when the Tories claim they are the party of the family.

  185. 185
    Austerity Works! +press+ says:

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    Old Heathers says:

    On perusing the ‘Sunday Mirror’, a rag which is sadly all too often to be found in servants’ halls since the extension of the vote to all sections of the populace, I trembled to read that His Lordship had done something that none of my former employers would have dreamt of doing, viz. he removed his necktie in the drawing room, an operation that should be performed only in the dressing room, preferably with the assistance of His Lordship’s man. Optimist though I always endeavour to be, I now fear for the future of England.

  187. 187
    Top O' the morning to ye! says:

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    The name is Cock, Handycock says:

    Why are you calling him a ‘Shagger’ Guido? She is 48 years old! He doesn’t hold a candle to me and Silvio who can still pull the teenagers.

  189. 189
    ??? says:

    Been to a few parties with Tom Strathclyde and he usually goes for a younger type. A bit like me!
    Instance on 08/12/10 at Bonhams I went off with a 23 year old. (Me 53)
    and he 48 /50. was with a younger model than Cunningham

  190. 190
    Anonymous says:

    ‘It would be like a wardrobe falling on top of you with the key still in the lock.’

  191. 191
    Cynical Old Man says:

    Yes, just like Paul Drayson and his pharmaceutical firm, Powderject. Gives the Labour Party a nice donation and receives fat NHS contracts in return PLUS a peerage, courtesy of Holy Tony, and a ministerial post in government (Health Dept initially). Because of the fat government contracts the firm received, Drayson was able to sell the company to the Yanks for a nice profit.

    Trebles all round!!!

  192. 192

    So she’s a self-confessed whore who shags men to support her love child. There’s nothing wrong with that, per se. There is however plenty wrong with her going public and telling tales for loot.

    Strathclyde should hold his ground and tell the tart to bugger off.

  193. 193
    Geraldine Granger says:

    It was edited by a Moron once wasn’t it?

  194. 194
    Airey Belvoir says:

    There is a pic of a wardrobe falling over with a small key sticking out.

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