Shagger Strathclyde Seven-Year Affair With Old Flame
Lord Strathclyde is a legend at Tory party conferences, the Leader of the House of Lords throws a decent party and is famous for trying it on with the ladies. With more success than you might imagine…
Birgit Cunningham is older than some of Shagger Strathclyde’s previous conquests. The 48 year-old unmarried single-mother has sold a kiss ‘n tell to the Sunday Mirror revealing that she has been having a seven-year on-off affair with Shagger Strathclyde. This morning punters make him favourite to be the next exit from the cabinet…
UPDATE : Just spotted this Daily Mail profile of Birgit from March 2007 in which she reveals she dated Kevin Costner and William Shatner as well as saying “there are two options for public school girls who get pregnant by accident. The first is running home to Mummy and Daddy. I wasn’t going to do that. I couldn’t possibly live at home. The alternative is to find some rich old guy to rescue you. ’I have to admit I’ve met several. One proposed to me. I thought, do I have to do this for Jack? But I couldn’t. I want a toy boy.” She got a big toy-boy…
UPDATE II : Mail reveals Birgit was the eco-protestor who smeared chocolate eclair in Nick Brown’s face. At the time she was a press officer for the Green Party
Yawn… No reason to leave on my account
Guido, I know that this blog is a commercial venture for you, but the plugging of Smarkets is seriously starting to detract from the blog these days
“This morning punters make him favourite to be the next exit from the cabinet…”
Does that sentence really ruin the article?
No, but I can’t help noticing two things:
1. Hardly a post goes by on this blog without a link to Smarkets
2. The odds on “Next cabinet member to leave” add up to 225%
BLAME ANYONE BUT THE TORY!!
Strathclyde was forced to shag her and cheat on his wife and three kids.
Riiiiiight.
Yeah bloody Tories, you tell ‘em:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/252341.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/2968234.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/2968234.stm
Oh yes!
John is quite right. Marriage is a sacred insititution that only I should be allowed to wreck because God gave me permission.
was Strathclyde forced to shag her and cheat on his wife and three kids?
A simple Yes or No will do if you can manage it you whining little twat
Come up with a sensible question and you’ll get an answer. You are so gay and uptight these days!!
Oh dear ‘anonymous’ is getting all worked up.
I’m not the one whining like a child, you are.
I’m laughing very hard at this story and at you.
Yes or No tat ?
The married father-of-three, a close pal of David Cameron, seduced Birgit Cunningham after she contacted the Tory peer pleading for help in her desperate battle with the Child Support Agency. The revelation about Lord Strathclyde, who is worth at least £10million and is the Leader of the House of Lords, will come as a bombshell to his loyal wife Jane and their daughters.
During their sex sessions, the sleazy hereditary peer – at the heart of a Cameron government committed to ‘family values’ – romped with Birgit on the sofa of her housing association flat and bedded her at his lavish £3million Westminster home.
Sounds great, have you got a pic?
Just give me a minute to hack into his phone and see if there’s any pics
There is a pic of a wardrobe falling over with a small key sticking out.
Well his wife won’t dump him. She has too much to lose unlike postman Al’s.
I see he is on the board of Trafigura.
I’ve had ‘im
But wasn’t he worried about catching something?
He doesn’t seem to have been too worried about the Papers catching him.
Did the papers catch him or did the failed IT Girl go to the mirror?
Either way he’s a laughing stock now.
I am interesting” – Gordon Brown complains to police over concerns that his phone might not have been hacked.
“Show your appreciation for Andy Coulson. Leave him a message of support on your voicemail.”
on HIS voicemail surely? Knobjockey
Nobody explain the joke to the retard. It’s far funnier trying to watch the drug addled fuckwit struggling and failing to work it out for himself.
Attention seeking cow.
I hope the Family Rabbit is in protective custody !!!
Kudos to her for smearing chocolate eclair in Brown’s face, though a whole heap of kudos would have been due if it had been another Brown substance (…if you pardon the pun/s)
Plainly the lack of NHS supported optical treatment affected Strathclyde’s judgment or the none availability of suitable barge poles perhaps?
Are you serious? Even my Specsavers outfit says that she looks respectable.
How many pints respectable would that be?
6 or 7.
Public schoolgirls are pure filth, too. It’s hardly news though – everyone knows he’s a good lad. If the Mirror paid more than a few grand, they were ripped off; much like her panties by the old hound’s teeth. Taxi?
I’m sure his wife and kids agree.
Someone want a taxi for hire ??
See ? I didn’t need a Spin doctor after all. What’s this about Lord Strathclyde ?
I suppose you want me to say something stupid to attract flak again, do you? You infidel bigot.
Only when I give you something stupid to say like the last time.
Why don’t you go and console lord Lardarse if you want a real job other than as our token Auntie tom.
hmmm…
Is this the same Birgit Cunningham who had a three year affair with Kevin Costner, I wonder?
The same Birgit Cunningham with her own extensive IMDB entry – all news all me, me, me.
The same former IT girl who fell out of favour with her wealthy family, I wonder?
Hardly the anonymous and penniless mum as portrayed in the Sunday Mirror and other like-minded communist rags, is she?
http://www.studiolegaleinternazionale.com/news/ourNews/20051014bCunningham.php4
One and the same.
Did you know she tied up the noble Lord and while he was screaming in protest forced her to cheat on his wife ? Again and again and again for months.
He paid her for this non-consensual sex because he was a gentleman.
SHOCKING!
Yes that would be the same one.
Downfall of an It-girl
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/article-441207/Downfall-It-girl.html
…and the press are talking about the judgement of Andy Coulson whilst at the Mirror?
What about Piers Morgan’s completely faked photos of the British Army in Iraq, or Tina Weaver for weaving her way around this so-called ‘story’?
It’s a stupid paper read by morons.
For Mirror in the first part read ‘News of the World’
It was edited by a Moron once wasn’t it?
@Norris – I followed the link but, quite honestly, got bored after half a dozen or so paragraphs. The world is full of stupid people and I really don’t want to read about more of them.
How we differ from the French. A few decades ago there was a squeaky clean politician who thought he’d not be voted back so, on the advice of his wife, he took an escort girl to a hotel overnight and played cards until 6am when it was arranged for a photographer to burst in. The photographs were taken, but they were under the covers fully dressed – or so he later admitted
Result? He was voted in with a huge majority.
Back to Basics.
Oh yes!
Oh God, please not another “Cones Hotline”.
spell-checker doesn’t work in the Name field, by the way.
Racist
It’s the Cone Society.
Didn’t you read Hilton’s memo ?
“Cones hotline” was almost as bad as the idea for police to accompany fighting drunks to the nearest cashline machine to extract an instant fine. You just know the rare occassions when an idea is actually one dreamed up by a politician and not as usually the case Civil servants. You may recall this one was Blairs.
I remember leaving the pub with you John, when you said, I could murder a curry.
Mirror=Liebour= kisses and cuddles and worlds best.
Mirror=NuConned us= baby eaters,hate,rich,nasty,money,b(w)ankers.
so what! s new.
Is he Married ? If not then he dock in any port.
Yup. Married with kid.
He should have asked his wife first then
I’d have said “yes” just to get the slobbering lard-arse out of my knickers for a while.
Billy, I wouldn’t touch her with your massive one, what an ugly bitch.
aye, I can understand why Guido didnt tag this Totty watch.
What a minging old whore. Surely he could have done better than that. Beer goggles perhaps?
for an ugly tub of lard
Aye lad, appen ‘e is.
Fook off ya skinny booger.
Do me a favour…if this was in Italy, it would be normal.
Hi Derek Easterby.
Is Italy normal though?
only if she was underaged
Guido , when is the winner of the caption comp going to be reviled and am i in the runing ?
No mate, you’ll just be reviled.:)
No change there then.
So will Rich and Mark’s Monday Morning View.
You’ve just ruined my day….
I know. Two things you never want to think about on a Sunday: Monday and Rich & Mark’s unfunny cartoon.
The Mirror group is definitely not bigging up a 7-year old story about a Z list celebrities bonking arrangements to shut down interest in goings-on in the Looting Parteh. Certainly not because a Lord is involved. It’s Public Interest, innit?
The more politicians the press can burn through the better. That way we’ll have fewer to hang come the revolution.
Weren’t you the twat who couldn’t wait for the Sunday papers because you stupidly believed there would be a bonking story involving the Postie ?
You don’t seem so happy now.
Just how big a hypocrite are you ?
Being wrong is not hypocrisy, for which you should be thankful. Now open the bedroom curtains and wipe down your keyboard. Don’t forget it’s Sunday, so you need to shave.
“It’s Public Interest, innit?”
Hahahahahahahaha!!!
You pathetic fucking hypocrite.
Go back to your old folks home and ask nursie for some pudding before you shit yourself again.
How many mates does a tedious bore have? mmm there’s a poser….
Looks like you need your Alzhiemers medicine from nursie if you can’t even remember if you have any mates.
Here’s a clue, you don’t have any because you’re a bitter old fart.
Questions, questions, 1,2,3……
http://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2011/01/23/the-bskyb-takeover-will-miliband-now-ask-a-pmq/
The author freely admits his story’s based on gossip. So he’s basically written bollocks sourced from a load of bollocks.
Bit like a lot of stories that appear on this blog……..
I don’t think they are worried about the police like Coulson is.
“I reckon the Labour shadow ministers don’t resign because of a bit of rumpy-pumpy in the family.”
I reckon you look a right fuckwit.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha !
fuckwit?
…says the bedsit bound spacker who actually types, “Ha ha ha ha ha ha !” like he’s made checkmate.
Now give us a youtoob vid of Hague and that’ll seal the victory.
be afraid Dave, be very afraid
Nothing of the sort.The release of this story is in fact a job application.Find me a job or I publish.
If I go down YOU go down Dave
Andy knows ALL your secrets
All readers of this blog are in awe of your knowledge and experience of fuckwittery, as demonstrated in your posts. Where’s your Blog, TaT?
Bet you and the other assorted simpletons on her feel vindicated now eh?
You were of course all totally correct about today’s big Sunday Paper splash on Alan Johnson’s affair with his Spad
What a relief for GOM and the other mongs on here who’ve been banging on about these soon to come revalations for days.
Otherwise they’d look like clueless morons now wouldn’t they?
*cough*
Maybe she mistook him for a bouncy castle.
Or a Space Hopper.
Guidos body double?
Here’s a pic. Would you pork an upmarket version of Prezza madam, we’d like to know?
http://tinyurl.com/623275n
Jeez,where’s the X rating for that URL.
Money,power are like flies to a honeypot to people who want them,no change then.
A Tory shagging a woman? Nah…
Good point , Sack him Dave , Cant have any hetros in the place , will ruin the image….
He might have been banging at the back door whilst thinking of Eton.
Or, he might have been trying to breed. They do front-bottom sex when they try to breed, you know.
It’s a wonder he can get anywhere near a front bottom with that fucking gut, plus it’s a well known fact that lardarses have tiny dicks.
It’s not well know, but it seems you have expert knowledge on this subject.
OK smartarse show me a picture of a fat bastard with a big dick. Thought not.
” Mail reveals Birgit was the eco-protestor who smeared chocolate eclair in Nick Brown’s face. At the time she was a press officer for the Green Party”
Do you mean Nick brown former whip for the labour party and bully ?
This year, I shall be having a wet weekend on Widemouth.
She forced me to cheat on my wife. I was helpless and had to pay her for sex.
Why won’t anyone believe me ??? Where’s Coulson when you need him ???
He’s too busy listening to your voicemail.
At least my beloved Labour never dabbled in such things, ok…apart from Robin Cook (hello Gaynor!!!), Lord (don’t give me the cheap wallpaper) Derry, John Prescott and as k-tel used to say, many more
Thou shalt not commit adultery!
As God always kept telling me to tell everyone.
My magic sky-fairy tells me to flog adulterers (verse 24-2).
Must.. resist.. Holy.. instructions.. must.. must..
So what? It’s a private matter. Has Derek Draper got a job at the Sunday Sleaze?
Whilst I think it’s all a load of nonsense and of no consequence whatever to a person’s ability to do their job,as to who sleeps with whom, in the interests of even handedness he should be sacked from the cabinet and his role as Leader of the Lords.
That is the unfair fate of the security officer who had an affair with postman pat’s wife and then his secretary , so if parliament insists on such punishments for staff , those same punishments must also be applied to ministers and mps.
Everyboy is at it nell, it’s the getting caught which is unforgivable.
If everybody’s at it, where’s my share?
Little wonder you’re so grumpy all the time.
lol
You’ll get MPs and Lords signing on to the kind of professional conduct agreements that bodyguards have to round about the time MPs and Lords agree to stop cheating on their expenses.
Which would be never.
Anyone know what Gordon Brown is today?
Dead ?
From the neck up as usual.
A gold bar. (The chocolate variety.)
Thinking up the ‘joke’ behind tomorrow’s Rich & Mark Monday Morning View?
That does seem plausable……
It is simply not true that nobody has ever called me or left a message on my answer-phone.
All incoming calls go straight to voicemail, cus my Nokia is broken again.
I am definitely as important as Sienna Miller.
I demand that Andrew Coulson is re-instated as New of the World editor so that he can hack into my Nokia.
I have arranged for Sue to leave a saucy message on my voicemail while impersonating Renee Witherspoon.
She can’t leave you a message at the moment, we haven’t finished replacing all her teeth.
Is it possible to hack into a mobile phone whilst it is hurtling across a room ?
memo #1145~C
All Lords shall now be referred to as “Noble Empowerment Facilitators” and we shall be scrapping the ermine robes for family friendly hoodies with sponsored logos on the back in tasteful flashing gold lights.
The House of Lords shall also now be renamed the “Big Society Bigwig Hothouse” under our exciting new reforms headed by Nick.
All Conservative MPs and Noble Empowerment Facilitators shall adhere to these new rules or face deselection.
I the Hilton have spoken, so shall it be.
Amazing how politics just goes around in circles. When Labour is in power most of the scandals are about Filthy Lucre and when the Tories are in power it’s all about Filthy sex.
Yes but one case in it’s our money and in the other it’s their sex.
Because of this I became a Conservative when I became a taxpayer (courtesy of McDonalds).
What would Guidos blog be without filth? A bit like Labourwrist, shudder the thought.
Row as donor’s firm secures £53m work
MORE than a year after a company chairman’s wife donated £21,000 to the office of Health Secretary Andrew Lansley, the same company has been awarded a £53m NHS prison health contract.
Yes, just like Paul Drayson and his pharmaceutical firm, Powderject. Gives the Labour Party a nice donation and receives fat NHS contracts in return PLUS a peerage, courtesy of Holy Tony, and a ministerial post in government (Health Dept initially). Because of the fat government contracts the firm received, Drayson was able to sell the company to the Yanks for a nice profit.
Trebles all round!!!
It gets quite sad when keeping women happy is proving to be a politically incorrect thing to do in the UK.
Shagging verboten – whatever next? – why have we not heard more of the anti-angling agitators?
Hooray, tat has posted a video. About fucking time.
Goodbye-ee, goodbye-ee, Wipe the tear, baby dear, from your eye-ee,
The clue is in the name fuckwit.
ZZzzzzzzzz
The drugs are working now are they? Good.
what a pitiful spineless twat you are
come back when Cameron tells you what to say next poodle
Er….apparently not. Time to up the meds nursie, try a whacking great syringe filed with bleach next time.
When Coulson’s replacement takes over they must address this constant barrage of devastatingly clever postings from youtube, it’s killing the coalition.
Yap! Yap! Yap!
Having a bad day, don’t throw your mobile phone at me:
http://www.textually.org/textually/archives/images/set2/main_grrizon.jpg
Yap! Yap! Yap! Yiiiiiiiiiipe!!!!
“Yap! Yap! Yap! Yiiiiiiiiiipe!!!!” – us mere mortals can only dream of writing such witty and cutting responses, tell us your secret!
Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!
You need to get your happiness index up little doggie.
I would.
Andy Coulson used to hack into my mobile and upload gay porn. He’s resigned now the selfish bastard.
The Downing Street spin doctor forced to resign over a phone hacking row has kept an explosive diary of his three turbulent years working with David Cameron.
Andy Coulson, who is stepping down as No 10 communications director, said last night he has no intention of publishing the diary yet.
But, crucially, he did not rule out the possibility of doing so in the future.
Publishing sources say that if he did decide to turn his diary into a blockbuster book, it would cause the same kind of controversy as diaries published by Tony Blair’s spin doctor Alastair Campbell.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1349681/Andy-Coulsons-secret-diary-David-Camerons-spin-doctor.html#ixzz1BrdD1ed6
It’s Damien McBride’s diary I’d pay money to read. Coulson sounds like a bore.
whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine whine
cheer up you senile old twat
Did he say he had “No plans” to write a book ?
no
If we banned everything that is bad for us , what would we be left with ?
Your happiness index is dangerously low. We have no room in the Big Society for the likes of you.
Lonely are we Billy?
More proof that Gordon is good at spending money. Other people’s money that is.
Can’t understand why Gordon thought Obama would want a book on “Scottish Estate Tweeds” though.
Brown gave Obama £10,000 in gifts. He got DVDs in return
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1348566/Obama-received-16k-worth-diplomatic-gifts-Gordon-Brown.html?ITO=1490
Whatever happened to prudence?
On the game.
The ” War on terror ” Board game ?
Didn’t Dubya give Brown “The waterboarding terrorists” Game..?
Solid gold moral compass?
Heard of going in to bat at NO 11 but this is ridiculous.
Please don’t go Andy! Steve Hilton bullies me dreadfully. Andy!! Noooo!!!
So what happens to this guy ,the plod one is going to be lucky to have a job for his entanglements,so why shouldn’t this mp lose his job,both are civil servants.
Today I will be Vincent Tabak.
The film of your book is on tonight: Pulped Fiction.
BUSTED !
http://bit.ly/fckYb9
How deep is guido into smarkets ?
Non-story : good for the old shagger.
His entire vocabulary consists of: Yap, Wuv, Winkie, Whining, Poodle, Lickspittle, Cwy. It must go down a riot with his elderly parents with whom he still lives and who suffer from alzheimers. They’re his best friends. Sorry, only friends.
At least one Tory has started filling in some of those pot holes……
They were of course totally correct about today’s big Sunday Paper splash on Alan Johnson’s affair with his Spad
What a relief for GOM and the other assorted mongs on here who’ve been banging on about these soon to come revalations for days.
Otherwise they’d look like clueless morons now wouldn’t they?
*cough*
I wonder what voicemails Gordon doesn’t want us to know about. “Mr Brown, a repairman will be around Tuesday afternoon to fix your rocking horse”. “Hello Gordon. Please stop throwing mobiles at my wife or she won’t come into work anymore”.
Nursie i know it’s your day off
but i’ve shit my nappy again
and Sarah has gone away for the weekend
and i can’t find my tablets !
I don’t give a fuck that your at your husbands funeral
Get over here NOW !
I need my nappy changing you biggoted old crone !
Feckin hell what a munter !
so Kevin Costner frequents the same massage parlour as Wayne Rooney !
William Shatner ok he’s an old man
This thread is fucked.
I’m Spartacus.
But I can spell “here”.
*splutter*
Today i will be laughing at Dave over Coulson but not lettting him see me
And what exactly was it that attracted you
to the incredibly wealthy Lord Strathclyde ?
Share tip of the day:-
With the rumour spreading that Lord Strathclyde is to be evicted from the cabinet soon, it’s now the right time to invest in crowbars and wheelbarrows.
Lord Strathclyde and Nadine Dorries show why most people smerk when the Tories claim they are the party of the family.
On perusing the ‘Sunday Mirror’, a rag which is sadly all too often to be found in servants’ halls since the extension of the vote to all sections of the populace, I trembled to read that His Lordship had done something that none of my former employers would have dreamt of doing, viz. he removed his necktie in the drawing room, an operation that should be performed only in the dressing room, preferably with the assistance of His Lordship’s man. Optimist though I always endeavour to be, I now fear for the future of England.
Why are you calling him a ‘Shagger’ Guido? She is 48 years old! He doesn’t hold a candle to me and Silvio who can still pull the teenagers.
Been to a few parties with Tom Strathclyde and he usually goes for a younger type. A bit like me!
Instance on 08/12/10 at Bonhams I went off with a 23 year old. (Me 53)
and he 48 /50. was with a younger model than Cunningham
‘It would be like a wardrobe falling on top of you with the key still in the lock.’
So she’s a self-confessed whore who shags men to support her love child. There’s nothing wrong with that, per se. There is however plenty wrong with her going public and telling tales for loot.
Strathclyde should hold his ground and tell the tart to bugger off.