January 8th, 2011

Nutroots Morning Report

Co-conspirators from inside TUC HQ have been reporting back from Netroots UK. Undeniably a good turnout for the event, the subsidised £5 ticket price including lunch and booze clearly worked as an enticement.

The speeches from Sunder Katwala of the Fabians and Clifford Singer of MyDavidCameron fame where well received. Sunder cited polling evidence of the cuts losing popular support as a sign the left are winning, Clifford gave a humorous talk which went down well claiming that the Daily Mail was co-opted into spreading UK Uncut’s message by the nature of their campaign.

Nigel Stanley, Head of Campaigns at the TUC, was surprisingly candid, admitting that the “Coalition’s narratives of bloated public sector and wasteful welfare are strong” and that the “unions are seen as vested producer interests (with gold-plated pensions)” – a backhanded compliment to the success of the Taxpayers’ Alliance campaigning. Does have the strategic campaigning advantage of being true…

Polly Toynbee went down less well, Sunny Hundal in the chair allowed her to ramble on for too long and the audience – judging by the Twitter reaction – was not impressed with her acceptance of the fact of the cuts – the audience wants to fight to stop the cuts, she took comfort from the fact that they will damage the popularity of the government. A realpolitik stance that was far too defeatist for left-wingers in the audience.

Tom Watson went down badly with his “Comrades” opening line which is a bit too old school “scary” for the kids and his plea for everyone to join Labour brought the inevitable left-wing reaction from Maeve Mckeown raging against Labour over Iraq, tuition fees and the usual Blairite crimes. Lefties love ranting against Labour sell-outs…

Guido managed to get a mention from the floor – apparently this blog shaped how the election turned out – Sunder reckoned Guido was too extremist and that left-wing blogs have more “range and depth”. In other words they are more boring.

The New Statesman’s Laurie Penny summarised the morning thus:


298 Comments

  1. 1
    David Chaytor says:

    I do apologise for my absence from this event, a last minute appointment cropped up that I couldn’t get out of.

  2. 2
    Aardvark says:

    First !

  3. 3
    David Chaytor says:

    Obviously my HMP internet connection is faster than yours!

  4. 4
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Sounds like a classic po-faced lefty whinge fest. Can’t imagine anything more tedious listening to self righteous Labour shills like Polly Pot and Katwala banging on interminably.

    Anyway at least it keeps Hoondal and his specious nonsense off the internet for a few hours.

  5. 5
    Big Ron of D Wing says:

    David love – turn over I can feel the urge coming on again.

  6. 6
    Sod the Liblabcon says:

    Just another leftist moral exhibitionist wankfest then.

  7. 7
    Losers says:

    What a rabble, an illustrates perfectly why left-wing politics is in such bad shape. And long may it continue.

  8. 8
    David Chaytor says:

    Can it wait, I’m a bit busy reading up on this at the moment.

    http://www.firsttimeinprison.co.uk/the-everyday/

  9. 9

    Oh, I do so like the idea of mowing them down…

  10. 10
    Jon Snot. says:

    Why haven’t I been invited?.

  11. 11
    Ampers says:

    Hahaha… I bet Cameron’s laughing all the way to the bankEEEEE poling booth.

  12. 12
    Ampers says:

    Just realised how my correction dates me :-(

  13. 13
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    If you mow grass, it grows back thicker and stronger. A flame thrower gets rid of it permanently.

  14. 14

    Just checking the agenda..

    1. There is no debt.
    2. There is no need for cuts
    3. There was never an Iraq war
    4. There was never a prime minister called Blair
    5. Thatcher out! Thatcher out! Thatcher out!

  15. 15
    Hard-Lazing Voter says:

    Who cares what Huntwailer thinks.

    Must dash, there’s a workshop on fairtrade organic lentils and the theory of socio-Marxism I simply must attend.

  16. 16
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    BTW. Would the subsidised ticket come out of the £18,000,000 “education” grant of taxpayers money bunged to the Unions by the last Government, and are Polly et al donating their unspeakably august services pro bono?

  17. 17
    augustine the hippo says:

    Lembit’s ex Cheeky Girl has been done for shoplifting

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-12142242

  18. 18

    The NutFruits are just being their usual selves, I see.

    I bet they even call their chairman “chair”, not understanding the English language and trying to drag it down to cretin-speak levels. What would they call a female Ombudsman, then?

  19. 19
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Reflecting further on this I think the left wing blogosphere is less successful is that it is so unremittingly humourless – presumably because the average lefty is humourless and they are all too frightened of offending minorities or being seen to be mean to one of their “special interest groups”.

    Right wing / Libertarian blogs tend to carry more humorous items whether it be specifically to entertain or a humorous angle on a serious topic. BTL tends to be the same – whole this site attracts its fair share of windowlickers there are a lot of amusing and witty posts particularly when compared to the self regarding tedium posted on somewhere like Labourlist.

    I expect this little gathering to produce no discernible improvement in left wing blogs because the authors themselves won’t change in outlook

  20. 20
    Dick the Prick says:

    Depends on how much free booze. Can always have a few bifters and do the crossword.

  21. 21
    Is it remotely important? says:

    Bloody Hell Guido this is boring. Who gives a fig about a looney left meeting?

  22. 22
    Dick the Prick says:

    Banks are evil
    All property is theft (except ours)
    Education is a right, especially sociology
    Muzzies are misunderstood
    Terrorism is defence of the underdog

  23. 23
    Out all day says:

    Make the most of it DC, when you get to Ford they will throw you out every morning and won’t let you back in until bed time.

  24. 24
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Problem if you have too many drinks Polly might start looking attractive and who knows where that would lead.

    It would require an awful lot of booze though probably a medically unsafe amount

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    Does no one think when choosing a name? When I read #netrootsuk I just saw #netroot suk

    a #tag should not be an after-thought these days…

  26. 26
    David Chaytor says:

    She can double up in my cell anytime

  27. 27
    Master Bates says:

    Same here. I thougt it was a spoof at first

  28. 28
    Lauren Booth says:

    She should convert to Islam, she’s got a face for a burka.

  29. 29

    It’s always the same: try to present themselves in a way that will “sell”.

    We here, though, are less likely to forget the four universal characteristics of the Left:

    1. theft (money, rights, liberties)
    2. dictatorship (thousands of new rules, laws and offences, and a bureaucracy of jobsworths to enforce them)
    3. dishonesty (all of Labour is a succession of lies, with seeming “truths” scattered among the lies to afford apparent validity)
    4. mass murder (either directly as in the former USSR, Zimbabwe, China or wherever), or indirectly via the New World Order agenda including enforcing Mercury-laden ‘flu jabs on pain of imprisonment).

    Remember that *all* Lefties effectively support all of this, even if they wouldn’t admit to it in public.

  30. 30
    Darling of the Left says:

    The name is a bit edgy, a bit now, it’s on target.

    Did you like my new name for the YWCA, Platform 51? It’s catchy isn’t it?

  31. 31
    Dick the Prick says:

    That’s cooking sherry territory!

  32. 32
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  33. 33
    Dick the Prick says:

    Jack Dromey?

  34. 34
    Anonymous Misogynist says:

    “mow the grassroots into a neat, acceptable bourgeois lawn.”

    Otherwise known as the ‘coup de gras’..

  35. 35
    Sir Michael White says:

    For the record, MPs were unpaid until the radical Liberal chancellor David Lloyd George found them £400 a year in 1910, the annus mirabilis of progressive taxation when LG faced down the Lords. According to the National Archives ready-reckoner, that £400 is worth £22,824 today – so MPs on £65,738 have achieved a steady real-terms pay rise.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/jan/07/david-chaytor-mps-expenses-michael-white

  36. 36

    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur.

    That is a terrible attitude to take. How is it possible to smile when there are millions of children below an arbitrary poverty line? How can you laugh when some of the hardest working comrades in the diversity departments of our councils only received a 5% pay rise last year, and may get as little as 3.8% this year.

    How could you dare to consider that discussion of Marxist-Socio-economic- hydrogenous-waffle theory might be a topic for hilarity.

    Being a left winger is a full time occupation. There is no time for humour when the imperialist chains of oppression enslave our former colonial comrades.

    Do you not remember Gordon the Great looking completely bemused at PMQ’swhen the Ascroftonian-Bankerist Elite burst into laughter at his prediction for 0% growth? There was nothing funny about it. There has indeed been 0% growth. And negative 0% growth too.

    Gordon was right to look as surprised as when a headmaster encounters unexpected outbursts of mirth from an assembly hall, just because he is introducing the new teacher “Mr Mudderfudder.”

    Socialism is a serious, dry, deep and pointless business. Do not try and change that.

  37. 37
    The Grim Reaper says:

    tweety weakyleaks Guido?

    WHO CARES what the outdated Regressive/Repressive Alliance has to say. Stuck in a late nineteenth century amalgam of syndicalists, fabians, chartists and elderly trade union plutocrats, these command and control people haters have to stick together – because no one else wants to hear what they have to say.

  38. 38
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Wouldn”t want to change socialism at all merely reduce the number of fools taken in by its prizes for all bottomless money pit philosophy.

  39. 39

    Is Sir Michael calling for MPs to be paid less, blaming Lloyd George for paying them at all, or calling for increases to their pay?

    I’d read your link but I tend to find at the end of the page I’ve suffered mind wander and just have a strange desire to type ‘Jacqui Smith hot action XXX ‘ into google.

  40. 40
    Jethro Tull says:

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  42. 42
    considered opinion says:

    The left have always been and will always be boring tits.

  43. 43

    The flamethrower method is known as
    ‘Frizz Gras’

  44. 44
    simon r says:

    You can take a girl out of Romania…

  45. 45
    PD77 says:

    Nah, but she is a Berk.

  46. 46
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Or ethanol

  47. 47
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    She hasn’t been begging on the tube and eating swans as well has she?

  48. 48
    Dick the Prick says:

    Err..never heard dimentia described so euphemistically!

  49. 49
    It's ALL Thatchers fault...Sir Michael White says:

    He’s pushing the old argument that MPs wage rises were kept low to please the voters and expenses became the way to top up wages.

    He reckons Chaytor should have kept it simple and done what Dave does “by maxing out their allowances on a wholesome second mortgage.”

    He even manages to blame the whole expenses fiasco on Margaret Thatcher “Margaret Thatcher fatally allowed mortgages, not merely rents, to be charged against the taxpayer.

  50. 50
    PD77 says:

    With all these Left wing Blogs out there has anyone else thought that the real intention behind them is not to drum up support, but merely to take up so much bandwidth that the internet will go back to the stone-age?

  51. 51
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Just drink copious amounts of wood alcohol and absinthe and you will literally be blind drunk. So you can’t see any of the hag faced lefty feminazis :-)

  52. 52

    Thankyou.

    I should have guessed it would be Thatcher’s fault.
    It always is.

    He has a point though. If a man presents false receipts he goes to jail, deservedly, for fraud.
    If a woman presents no receipts but claims a bedroom is her main home, she pockets +£100k.

    What was her name again..ah google … JACQUI SISTER ON SISTER FIRST TIME DVD PORN HUSBAND ..

    Oh dear ..its THAT website again.

  53. 53
    Alastair Darjeeling says:

    Bollocks, Guido’s ads do that on their own!

  54. 54
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

  55. 55
    PD77 says:

    Hmmm good point, I retract my previous post ;)

  56. 56
    At least Guido gets paid for his unashamedly pro Dave spin says:

    A rambling right wing extremist commentary on it is even less interesting.

  57. 57
    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    Some Lefties I know are completely self delusional. Their version of Marxist Socialism is the political equivalent of the perpetual motion machine. It is an intriguing idea and it looks like it will work on paper but nobody has been able to get it to function in real life.

  58. 58
    CON 35%, LAB 40%, LDEM 12% says:

    Dave’s so shit he’s unbelievable.

  59. 59
    straw man dum dum says:

    dem commeesoshalists iz bad men so dey iz!!?! fuud gows in mowth ?! ?! ??

  60. 60
    Jimmy says:

    “apparently this blog shaped how the election turned out”

    I’m convinced that in the seats you targetted, Morley and Outwood, Bristol East and Tooting, you had a real impact on the result. Thank you both.

  61. 61

    Well, just for the record: when the tax credits business was being looked into by a female Ombudsman about four years ago, averyone (including Labour and the Left in general) *always* referred to her title as “Ombudsman”.

    Their cretin-peak isn’t even consistent!

  62. 62
    Anonymous Misogynist says:

    Spot on as usual Mr Q..

    Until MP’s from BOTH sides of the house are fully investigated but especially Jacqui Spliff, Mc Nulty, Darling, and Hoon justice will not be seen to be done.

  63. 63
    Losers says:

    Postal voting did that dear boy!

  64. 64
    AC1 says:

    I changed it for the NuCons AND ZanuLab

    Stuck in a late nineteenth century amalgam of syndicalists, fabians, chartists and elderly rent-seeking plutocrats, these command and control people haters have to stick together – because no one else wants to hear what they have to say.

  65. 65
    ST says:

    It’s the insistence that, despite all the historical precedence, that THIS time it will be different, and the revolution will stay true to its ideals that I find most absurd. That and the delusional tripe that capitalism keeps everyone on the poverty line despite it being raising people out of poverty at ever more remarkable rates.

    The only lefty who I’ve ever heard admit that capitalism has lifted billions of people from poverty in the 20th century and that this is a direct challenge to socialist belief in Nick Cohen, and now he’s ostracised by his own comrades.

  66. 66
    Baroness Udders says:

    I can’t see anything wrong with an expenses claim like that.

  67. 67
    AC1 says:

    I think you mean education is an entitlement (which it shouldn’t be). A right infers the government will not stop you from getting one.

    So there should be a “right” to an education and the population should learn the difference between a right (the state wont stop you) and an entitlement (the state will make someone a slave for you).

  68. 68
    Lord Hanningfield says:

    I’m not scared at all.

  69. 69
    David Chaytor says:

    My botty is red raw this morn. Not fair. All I did was steal £20,000.

  70. 70
    Lord Archer says:

    We old lags wee there first.

  71. 71
    William Gaygue says:

    My Spad cost t’ taxpayer £30,000 lad and my botty has never been the same since
    ba goom!

  72. 72
    Only a desert was left says:

    “… get rid of it permanently…” You mean like the way our economy has been handled by the Tories in the 80s and 90s and the Labour Loons in the 2000s?

  73. 73
    Straw Dog says:

    O/T but I see Jack Straw has made some carefully timed pre Oldham b-election remarks. Nothing to do with the racial tensions in Oldham and Nick G standing. is it Jack? Good sign though, Labour are clearly not very confident of the outcome.

  74. 74
    Phantom says:

    I bet the stench of failure is fucking overpowering.

    They still haven’t come to terms that they lost yet for fuck’s sake.

  75. 75
    Ron E. says:

    it’s their lack of substance, mindless ranting and compete obliviousness that’s hardest to take

  76. 76
    Goal for 2011 says:

    I want a soapy tit wank from Nadine Dorries.

  77. 77
    David Laws says:

    You lucky bastard

  78. 78
    Anonymous says:

    Chaytor could be freed as soon as the end of May under early release rules for non- violent prisoners who pose only a low risk. And it emerged last night he may still qualify for a £54,000-plus taxpayer-funded “golden goodbye” payment despite the jail sentence.

    http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/politics/Expenses-fiddle-MP-goes-to.6683771.jp?articlepage=3

  79. 79
    Lord Hanningfield says:

    At least the prisoners will respect a Tory Lord like me.
    Lord Archer tells me they never tired of greeting him in the showers with a friendly bullyramming, which I assume is a type of prison cake they have at elevenses.

  80. 80
    should have gone to specsavers says:

    Old saggy and wrinkled, you must be desperate mate. Have you been at sea for a few years or something ?

  81. 81
    Dick the Prick says:

    And presumably the little fella goes on strike too. Good plan, trebles all round …err… unless Polly pops a strap-on!

  82. 82
    Lib Dum Dave says:

    And Dave won!!! Dave won!! Dave w… wait a minute?
    Dave didn’t win or he wouldn’t be taking it up the arse from Clegg would he? Awww….. what a shame.
    A useless cun’t like Brown and Dave couldn’t even beat that tosser.
    Dave’s so shit it’s unbelievable.

  83. 83
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  84. 84
    Achtung ! says:

    Die richtige Buchstabieren ist…’Sieg’.

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    Simplistic to the point of imbecility.

  86. 86
    Joss Taskin says:

    Look, I’m confused: Nutroots. Is it a typo for True Nuts or Nu Trots ???

  87. 87
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Said the avid reader.

  88. 88
    Anonymous Misogynist says:

    Not forgetting Laud Porl…

  89. 89
    BAD PUCCAENAE says:

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  90. 90
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

    I am still the prime mincer of this Country.

  91. 91
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Fuck off! Seriously.

  92. 92
    7% Clegg says:

    I am on the most popular politician in Britain and I will never be thrown out as Leader. I give you my solemn pledge.

  93. 93
    PHYKQUE AZ TWHOO SHORT P*HLANKQUXSZ says:

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  94. 94
    Piss off you senile old twat says:

    Go fuck yourself! Seriously.

  95. 95
    Joss Taskin says:

    Are politicians usually popular at the start of their tenure when they’re having to roll out austerity programmes to sort the usual Liebour governments’ fuckups ?

  96. 96
    Anonymous says:

    They are just Fascist Scum. It is time the silent majority started to fight back.

  97. 97
    Phantom says:

    Who mentioned Dave?

    And to think of all the spunk your mum had inside her, the dopey one got there first.

  98. 98
  99. 99
    John McEnroe says:

    You CANNOT be serious!

  100. 100
    The Grim Reaper says:

    YAWN

  101. 101
    Tony Blair Millionaire says:

    Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I know. Ask GW.

  102. 102
    streamfisher says:

    Nutroots is a semi-underground nut hiding animal charity, funded by the state to promote Squirrel rights in the work place.

  103. 103
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  104. 104
    Dick Cheese says:

    Saddest of all is that they believe that what they say is relevent.

    Sad Loooosers!!!..L..L…L….L…..L!!!!!!!

  105. 105
    Alexandr Orlov says:

    Simples!!

  106. 106
    Anonymous says:

    Only in Guardian land would the criminal activities of a Labour MP be blamed on Mrs T

  107. 107
    Dick Cheese says:

    Isn’t necrophilia illegal?

  108. 108
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  109. 109
    Norman says:

    It is a bit of a grey area. Say your shagging an old bag, and the old cow died while you are on the nest — If you were close to shooting your muck it would be impossible to stop.

    No one would blame you for that. However, digging up old bitches and shagging their rotting corpse might be illegal.

  110. 110
    Ratsniffer says:

    The reason that left wing blogs are so utterly dire is that they are just totally boring. Lefties spouting their Wolfie Smith right-on PC foaming at the mouth idiological shite are about as interesting as watching already dry paint dry a little bit more. Trotroots sounds equally dull. Back to the drawing board Komrades.

  111. 111
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    “Polly Toynbee went down less well.”

    Having put the mindbleach back in its cupboard, I can now splutter out the words, “Hardly surprising, really.”

  112. 112
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Sir, I suggest you may be mistaken as allegations have to be proffered by the victim before the police will investigate.

    I wish to make clear that my interest in this matter is purely academic, lest my trolling fan base alights on it in the wrong spirit.

  113. 113

    Do the link properly.

  114. 114
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    What? The far right Tory one? The Thatcher-Thatcher milk snatcher, Tory sleaze, Duck House owners, hunting with hounds apologist, AGW denying, steal the kids’ educations, poll taxing, Alan Clark type coven-shagging, toe-sucking, feeding BSE burgers to your daughter, union smashing, Corn Laws repealing, Range Rover driving, bonus seeking, Europe supporting, Europe hating, Slater Nazi, party of privilege?

    That one?

  115. 115
    Greychatter says:

    If Labour never set foot in number 10 again Gordon Brown’s ghost will still haunt the place.

    http://conservativehome.blogs.com/leftwatch/2011/01/ed-miliband-is-still-in-denial-about-labours-spending-binge.html

  116. 116
    Can't remember my moniker says:

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  118. 118
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    You are John Prescott and I claim my £5.

  119. 119
    Guido Fawkes says:

    So much for David Caneron’s Conservatives

    latest poll from Angus Reid: CON 35% LAB 40% LDEM 12%

  120. 120
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Re-arrange these names into the likely identity of the poster here:

    Prescott

    John

  121. 121
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Arise Lord Quango.

  122. 122
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    We also get much more good sex. They do the unhealthy stuff in bucketloads.

  123. 123
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Ha ha!

  124. 124
    Buggins says:

    All jolly entertaining, but the reality is that Labour will be confident of winning the next election, whenever that may be, due to the public’s goldfish like memory, and the hatred that the coalition will receive when the cuts bite.
    They’ve been here before, and the road always leads back to government.

  125. 125
    Trashbin Alibi Clown says:

    I’m reporting them to the police. I should have been invited.

  126. 126
    Chaytor D, Prisoner No.4892 says:

    What does felching mean? I’ve been told to expect it later.

  127. 127
    Watt Tyler says:

    The ilk that attend Nutroots are certainly nutjobs:

    Dennis Nilsen (former Socialist Workers’ Party member) -DISMEMBERED 16 YOUNG MEN: http://eotp.org/2008/05/31/6-dennis-nilsen-former-anti-nazi-league-member/

  128. 128
    Be afraid ! Be very afraid !! says:

    And there’s me thinking that “Mrs Rochester” was actually still inhabiting the attics of Downing Street refusing to leave or return the key. It would explain the spasmodic appearances in the HoC whilst still drawing a MPs salary……….

    Picture the scene…..As a few years hence….. a new incumbent sweeps triumphantly into the Downing Street residence and is given the whistle-stop tour of the premises by the Cabinet Secretary…… the group approaches the locked door on the third floor behind which can be heard manic laughter and the odd word.” saved…World …Sue…fault…bigot”. AND says the new erstwhile PM “What is kept behind this locked door” In sepulchral tones his guide says…”We never mention this Prime Minister in public but it’s said that a strange apparition haunts the place after darkness and that anybody that meets this apparition and its strange gurning smile …well let’s just say Prime Minister that it would be better if you didn’t………several typists have been flung from their chairs;mobile phones have miraculously catapulted through the air into the wall, odd scribblings have been found etched into desksand I for one would never stay in this place after darkness fell!” “Gulp” says the new PM “I wonder if it’s too late to concede the election to the Leader of the Opposition !”

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    OUHWHRRHISSLHERR BLHOO says:

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    HAI GUISE

    DA SHAB YHETTEASZE MON \/HOHT

    DA SHABBYSCHOPKHEAPHERR

    PARSE MON BLAQK BHOMMBHERR

    TWO DA TESSKOHEN

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    ASTA

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    It's that tedious wanker who lives with his elderly parents says:

    Bill, it’s that lunatic who calls everyone Tory lickspittles and steals their usernames. He’s a sad lonely specimen who comes here every day and posts the same drivel again and again. He’s a total mentalist. When he steals someone’s username, it should be taken as a sign that you’re getting to him! He’s a tedious monomaniac but I do enjoy the fact he’s so riled up by this blog and by Cameron that he can’t help posting here in a frenzy. Cameron’s not perfect but he’s a damn sight better than the utter c unt before him who left a stench at No10 they’re still trying to get rid of.

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    Joss Taskin says:

    When is the next General Election ? May 2015 ???

  132. 132
    Old geezer says:

    I heard one of them on Television at lunchtime saying that they will put one million people on the streets of London on March 29. Just shows how they let their imagination run away with them. Send them back to cloud cuckooland. Even Jack Jones, the well known servant of the KGB couldn’t manage half that.
    I see that Jack Straw’s sprog is in on the act. Another useless one, who has neverdone a days work in his life.

  133. 133
    Arm-knotter Ray Sist says:

    Going to play the ‘card’ ??

  134. 134
    Bazza says:

    Has pilly Polly offset her carbon trotterprint for the trip?

  135. 135
    Hugh ffishingly-Whittlingstool says:

    Watch from one minute forty.

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    turing test says:

    WTF

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    Gordon says:

    I hate Polly Toynbee. I hate her rotten guts.

    I cannot put my finger on it, but their is something deeply diabolical about the filthy old evil greedy grabbing dirty diseased cow from the sewers of Hell.

    I disagree with almost all of Norman Tebbits beliefs and solutions (you have to go back a long way to find a decent Tory), but he was honest and straight and genuine. Whereas, I agree with what Toynbee says half of the time, but she is such a filthy dirty old rancid evil khunt, I would love to kick her disgusting greedy fascist face in, with steel-toecap boots with razor blades welded onto the kick zone.

    Britain will never be free until the likes of Polly Toynbee are bummed with sharpened logs and then burned like rats.

  138. 138
    OUHWHRRHISSLAH BLHOO TWO OUWEEDOUGH says:

    SHOW US YER DYKQUE OUHWHANGKQUHEURRE

  139. 139
    William says:

    I shall make sure that one million people go to the seaside and/or pub on 29th April.

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    Tapestry says:

    The same one who tried to stop us getting lost in Maastricht once she realised the toxicity of Europe and the One World Government – literally –

    Dioxin being fed to us, vaccines pumping mercury and viruses with unevaluated risks into us, no wonder so many are dying of cancer, and fertility is falling. These are the deliberate actions of the One World Government. http://the-tap.blogspot.com/2011/01/owg-depopulation-programme-puts-dioxin.html

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    Look here my 'brothers' says:

    Oi!! you would be bombers!!

    – TUC HQ is a nice target for you – It is full yes full of the sons and daughters of Satan and even Jack Straw – remember their illegal war on Islam.

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    My take on the Netroots conference. Including the witty ditty

    “Labour voters still eat with their fucking hands and think electricity is black magic”

    http://www.oldholborn.net/2011/01/netroots-uk.html

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    JH says:

    “BUILDING THE PROGRESSIVE GRASSROOTS ONLINE”

    I thought the defining idea of grassroots movements is that they do not need to be ‘built’ and approved by self-appointed figureheads.

    But ah, we are talking about the left here, aren’t we.

    Control, control, control.

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    Chator & Morley says:

    We like to think the public have goldfish memories but how come Thatcher got in 3 times.Lab 40% Coalition 47%.We will be in big trouble when changes are made to the electoral areas where we used to be able to poll less votes and win
    The times they are a’changing. Good night.Time to slop out and get used to my butt plug.

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    smoggie says:

    Balls got in by the skin of his scrotum. If it were not for snail mail he’s be out.

  146. 146
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    £400 in 1910 would have been an absolute fortune! How is it that it is now only worth £22,824? The National Archives Ready Reckoner might need a bit of a service!

  147. 147
    Chator & Morley says:

    We can imagine there will be millions of school children and students on the march.They can catch up on missed lessons and lectures the next day.I wish we could be there .

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    smoggie says:

    You forgot to mention the affirmative action policy putting the rights of the Red Squirrels in front of those of the Greys.

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    I need mind bleach NOW says:

    You bastard!

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    Crazyfoam says:

    Silently, I hope.

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    Chator & Morley says:

    Yes our good friend.The one the public put in power 3 times.She obviously did.nt snatch enough milk.Im just waiting to see if another Labour crook can be transfered to my cell.Tommy Sheridan please come quickly.

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    Hugh ffishingly-Whittlingstool says:

    Because it would affect the perception of your impartiality. Much enjoyed reading ‘Shooting History’ because made me think that you were, in leftist terms, one of those ‘class traitors’ that they like to decry.

    Otherwise, jolly brave and a throughly good cove.

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    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    Ginger rodents ?? Bah !!!! I hate them.

  154. 154
    Hugh ffishingly-Whittlingstool says:

    Catchy like Velcro™ ?

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Many of the Relies in this thread have become somewhat detached … somewhat similar to the strategy in Netroots UK.

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    Anonymous says:

    As a Tooting voter I can tell you there were two problems for the Tories…

    1. the Asian block vote and postal votes.

    2. the moronic Tories put up someone almost as oily as Khan

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1068756/Future-Tatler-Tory-candidate-doubt-party-expresses-grave-concerns-fit-MP.html

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Can anyone translate this stuff for me?

    It is unfathomable, like a railway timetable.

  158. 158
    Gordon Brown says:

    Why wasn’t I invited?

  159. 159
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    One step at a time, Lady V.

  160. 160
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Alternatively just play the back nine – no need to see their faces or kiss them

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    Lord Fondlebum says:

    My bum has been red raw for more than 20 years and I’ve trousered far more than 20 grand

  162. 162
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Mind you I won’t say no if she offers to tarmac my driveway.

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    David Twateron says:

    Big win suggested for Labour in Oldham East, coalition in tatters!

  164. 164
    Caroline "Thetford Forest" Flint says:

    I tried “mowing” mine and you’re right it did grow back thicker than ever.

  165. 165
    Hugh ffishingly-Whittlingstool says:

    You’re too generous: only some ?.

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    D*HUN says:

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    YU NO HOO + YEW NO WOT

    PHYKQUE AZ

    L*HOST IN SCYBASPAYSCE

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    ASTA

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    Anonymous says:

    Sadly you’re right, especially because we’ll have 5 years of non-stop labour propaganda being spouted by the BBC to brainwash the masses.
    The only way you’d stop labour from getting in again in 2015 would be to put the BBC in the bin right now, and educate/inform people properly instead of just filling their heads with propaganda that never bears scrutiny. But that’s not going to happen.

    The BBC will brainwash the masses like they always do.

    We’ve got 5 years to try and repair the country before labour get back in again and destroy it again.

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    Lord Chipolata says:

    Ay oop – I prefer a soapy wank from the underside of Jacqui Smith’s beer gut.

  169. 169
    Robin "Ethical foreign policy" Cook says:

    You never said that after our night together at the Labour conference in 1993

  170. 170
    Steven Gerrrrrrarrrrrd says:

    Jacqui Smith musr do it foggy style whenever she does it!

  171. 171
    Left Foot Forward says:

    Look Dad – I mean Jack – has thought he was top dog in interracial sex for a number of years – these people seem to be more successful than him so he is lashing out

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    evenin ar moniker trust you are well !
    had to go to work this am after i posted my one comment !
    just flicking through you seem to have been a busy boy today on here
    no dip’s in the Adriatic or nudist colonies to visit today ?

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    M#MHOOSHAEA KHARSTCZAEEKHQUAN says:

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    A PREYER AND A HARPHFF PiNT

    C PHRAYME O.37

    C FRHAYME 0.37

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    ASTA

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    Ben Elton says:

    Obviously it was her fault for what she did to the miners the salt of the earth working class like what I grew up in.

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    CHAYTORSCHAPPED CHUTNEY CHUFF says:

    Bit of a rough night last night
    arse like a blood orange this morning

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Freeze the balls off a brass monkey mate!!

    Thought you had taken an oath of silence …

    I’ve been busy for several days on here. There are so many lunatics who need sorting out, it seems. Thankfully my K47 has been kept in tip-top condition and with one pull of the …

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    She has a small mouth, neve occurred to me before. You could probably just squeeze your in.

  178. 178
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    You are not even a minor point, trannybot.

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    Lord Chipolata says:

    Well her gut hangs down far enough that there is only a very small gap between it and her fanny.

    Not sure I’d stick it in her mouth – the ugly cow’s got teeth like Bugs Bunny

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Or indeed like one of McTwat’s “answers” at PMQ

  181. 181
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    It means your arse won’t need much washing tomorrow morning in the showers – well at least until after the first time you drop the soap anyway.

  182. 182
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Is that the drug dealing one – what a t’wat

  183. 183
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Fucking CIA. It is using up so much memory on my computer that the console keeps on spilling characters. “Relies” should be “Replies” in the first post here and “K47″ should of course be “AK47″. The CIA probably know that anyway, they are supposed to be quite clever, so I hear and do in part believe.

  184. 184
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    … to what and, whilst we are about it, who the fuck are you anyway?

  185. 185
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Zero percent growth.

  186. 186
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    You should spare yourself of the agony, you handsome beast.

  187. 187
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    saggy tits

  188. 188
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    I have been posting under many names all week but unfortunatly Guido has chosen to remove nearly all my posts
    the only reason i can think of is that i posted that he and TAT are the same person
    why else would he remove posts a lot of which didn’t even contain swearing
    yet he leaves the vile and disgusting rants of a psycho un punished ?

    See how long this one stay’s here before he removes it !

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    Anonymous says:

    The Coaltion urgently needs to sort out it’s press operation and stop the Left from dictating the news agenda. The constant stream of negative stories needs to be constantly countered by decent spokesmen who know how to handle the media.
    Numerous polls have shown that the majority of the electorate agrees with measures taken by the Government, but they seem unable to capitalise on this. TV news is full of Labour ministers and sympathetic journalists commentating on the days events, but very rarely anyone from the Government.

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    Trevor Phillips OBE (born 31 December 1953, London) says:

    @ Old Holorn: I am reporting you to myself for using language likely to cause racial tension.

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    Definitions for every occassion says:

    One of the definitions of insanity is continually doing the same thing over and over again in the belief that at some point the result will be different. Kinda sums up the left.

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    Y Waite says:

    Can we get them to bring it forward to February 29th ?

  193. 193
    Sir Stuart Bell-End MP says:

    Of course!

    But I don’t give a flying fuck because I’m spending quality time at my Parishome with my cash mountain!

    Ker-ching!!!!

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    HARD PARTEA GURL JOANNA PLHUMLEE NEQKTAR says:

    ****HAI GUISE

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    smoggie says:

    Aye wee titfer tat sperm made it first past the post and top boy was the result.

  196. 196
    smoggie says:

    Don’t bother.

  197. 197
    smoggie says:

    Illegal no, but it’s dead boring.

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    smoggie says:

    16 bah! If it was 16 million they’d make him a Hero of the Revolution.

  199. 199
    smoggie says:

    Pink astroturf. Let’s have some spontaneity (next Wednesday) and purchase some integrity to go with it.

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    Sandy says:

    Ha ha – a filthy bitch politician has been shot in the head in America.

    Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords was corrupt dirty animal (much like the dirty animal Polly Toynbee). The 4-by-2 was totally corrupt and a thieving pig bastard.

    It really good fun when the filth in politics stop a bullet.

  201. 201
    Phil O'Pastree says:

    TaT hasn’t posted for months. How would you know that he has unless you know something the rest of us don’t?

  202. 202

    Labour hold Manchester heartland seat shock.

  203. 203
    Phil O'Pastree says:

    Top Boy wuvs Gordy..

  204. 204
    Trevor Phillips OBE (born 31 December 1953, London) says:

    You will see that many of mine are also languishing below in Hades alongside such villains of the piece as Bill Quango MP.

  205. 205
    Phil O'Pastree says:

    Funny that, there were similar polls before the last GE.

    Ha

    Brouhaha

    BROUHAHAHAHA!

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Oops! That was a dead giveaway …

  207. 207
    Anonymous says:

    anyone make anything of Straw’s “racist” comments. No I’m surprised at that not. probably too sterotypical.

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    Paul Marks says:

    I see so an income tax rate of 50% is not enough – it should be even more so that all these government employees can carry on tax eating.

    What wonderful “compassionate” people they are – especially as there is also a national sales tax of 20% to finance them.

    I especially “like” it when they start denoucing “free market” people for “bailing out the banks “.

    We spent DECADES attacking the support for monetary expansion (i.e. for loans that were from credit money expansion – not from real savings), but the profits of such activity were exactly what Mr Brown (like so many others) depended on for tax revenue to fund his wild spending.

    So of course he (the big government people) supported bank bailouts – free market people OPPOSED bank bailouts (pity none of the political parties is led by free market people).

    And the present government is now (like the official left) demanding that banks “start lending again”.

    Oh dear.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    @ Phil O’Pastree – stylistc observation and divine inspiration.

  210. 210
    Anonymous says:

    Everyone knows Labour will win Oldham.
    But the result will be heralded by Labour and the press as a surprise victory and damning indictment of the Coalition.

  211. 211
    Anonymous says:

    You’re a real charmer…

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Hey Moniker i found this yesterday this homeless guy really can sing
    if you turn your back to the screen you’d think it was Marvin !

  213. 213
    CHEATING CHAYTORS CHAPPED CHUTNEY CHUFF says:

    Fuck off TAT !
    You really should lay off the heroin !

  214. 214
    CHEATING CHAYTORS CHAPPED CHUTNEY CHUFF says:

    Totally agreed with him it’s been a problem in Bolton for years
    but the guy who really highlighted it was the asian guy from the ramadan foundation
    who said rightly that the facts speak for themselves the number of cases before the courts and the number of pakistanies convicted copaired to whites

    now the ice has been broken maybe we can speak freely about such things again ?

  215. 215
    Anonymous says:

    Substantially increasing the dose would be preferable.

  216. 216
    TATS DAD says:

    You dont come here very ofter do you Mr Pastry ?
    some topics on here are answered almost exclusively by TAT
    70/80% in some cases
    He sits there all night answering his own comments
    under various names
    and his more vile offerings he posts under other regular posters names
    he is just a sick coward end of !

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I did not know that Hank B Marvin ever did sing!

  218. 218
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Vote for Guido Fawkes (B&P)

    You know it makes sense

  219. 219
    Tessa Tickles says:

    It’s the bible of Guido Fawkes

  220. 220
    THE OUTLAW BALDY WALES says:

    LOL! they do look alike

  221. 221
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    How’s your cat ar moniker ?

  222. 222
    Father Jack says:

    Feck off cup!

  223. 223
    the wooden tops says:

    The slopeheaded voters of Oldham obviously think Labour needs to get back into power again ASAP to finish the job of totally wrecking the economy.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Well Frankie, funny you should ask. We have two. A ginger female with a bad temper and a long haired dark Persian type male who we have had since he lobbed up as a starving kitten on our doorstep two years ago. He is too good looking for his own good and we live in fear that someone will attempt to steal him. Well he went missing for three nights and the missus walked all over the village convinced that he had been run over. This morning he walks in, cool as a cucumber, totally unaware what emotional distress he had caused.

    Now something tells me that you might not have been talking about cats at all, but some euphemism using a closely related word. I think you will have the answer to that question in the above because, until the felines are accounted for, I am most definitely not!

    The curtains are hanging well though …

  225. 225
    It's Dyed says:

    According to the BBC, she’s from Essex.

  226. 226
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Pathetic troll.

  227. 227
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Curtains are an area where our tastes differ
    i prefer the rough mohair type
    where as you go for the soft smooth velvet type !

  228. 228
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    “Cheeky Girl says she was shoplifting to research acting role”

    Dammit. I have just broken into the hitherto unrobbed vaults of the Bank of England, under the contingency that I may have been offered an acting role myself.

    When I got in, there was bugger all there so I left.

    So I have an even better defence. The fact that there was nothing to steal meant that no crime could have ever been committed. Then I also have the cheeky research defence to bolster my position.

    But, if the whole place has been emptied, who took it and shouldn’t he be charged for something?

  229. 229
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    My dentist told me that he did not have time to do haircuts.

  230. 230
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    you’re not supposed to chew it !

  231. 231
    THE LATE GREAT BERNARD MANNING says:

    Bloke goes to the dentist
    dentist say “ere mate you’ve been having oral sex”
    Bloke say’s Why have i got pubes in my teeth ?
    No say’s the dentist “You’ve got shit on your nose” !

  232. 232
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I’m tired so I will just comb my teeth and go to bed. Night night all.

  233. 233
    Pravda says:

    Not according to aljabeeba which is peddling the kieth vaz “stereotyping” line tonight.

  234. 234
    Guv'nor of Broadmoor says:

    Fuck it, another nutter’s escaped….

  235. 235
    Anonymous says:

    I used to read Penny Red’s blog for a laugh, she really is a total frickin’ lunatic. I guess she’s the lefty version of Old Holborn or something (Dont worry OH, I think you’re cool :P)

  236. 236
    AC1 says:

    Wow the comments have gone a bit squiffy.

  237. 237
    Dick the Prick says:

    Probably a good thing

  238. 238
    HOORAY FOR AMERICAN GUN OWNERSHIP, HI MI5! says:

    Lets get some nutjobs to take a leaf out of the Americans books and start shooting Lefties in the head, Harriet Harmans looks would vastly improve with a 9mm in the forehead for starters.

  239. 239
    Susie says:

    The summer before last, all my potatoes, beans and tomatoes and several shrubs were killed by aminopyralid contamination from some manure (sourced locally) I’d put on the beds the previous autumn. Aminopyralid is manufactured by Dow AgroSciences Ltd http://www.allotment.org.uk/garden-diary/257/aminopyralid-herbicide-residue-in-manure-killing-crops/

    I can now no longer use any sort of manure in my garden and the soil is not as productive as it was — it’s been poisoned. Strange that this problem should occur just when many home-grown and allotment gardeners were becoming independent of supermarket produce.

  240. 240

    My take on the Netroots conference. Including the witty ditty

    “Labour Voters eat poo and smell like my bum.”

    http://www.oldfatbore.nut/brainofacabbage

  241. 241
    Cam't remember he's a Belgain nonce says:

    And you should be in the police cells you Belgian pedo.

  242. 242
    7% and falling says:

    Cameron’s way more popular than Cleggs record levels of unpopularity.

  243. 243
    Eric Pickes the fattest politician in Britain says:

    Prescott is a skinny booger. I could flatten him and his wife an still crush that old slapper Dorries in me arsecheeks.

  244. 244
    Nick 7% says:

    I pledge to be leader till 2015.

    Honest.

  245. 245
    POX DOCTOR says:

    Nothing worse than a dose of aminopyralid on yer Spud’s

  246. 246
    Cromwell says:

    The LIAR would be even better with a hole in his head.

  247. 247
    Lord Hanningfield and Taylor says:

    We like to think the public have goldfish memories but how come Labour got in 3 times in a row. Even Dave knows he can’t do another deal with the Lib Dems at the next election because Clegg will be long gone. The boundary changes are only going to result in a gain of 10 seats for we Tories at the expense of the Lib Dems and demographic changes willl negate even that small advantage by 2015.

    Good night.Time to slop out Lord Archer and borrow George Osborne’s butt plug.

  248. 248
    AC1 says:

    It’s lefties shooting lefties…

  249. 249
    Tea Party Nutters says:

    She was targetted with Gunsights by Palin and the the Tea Party, your favourite bunch of loons AC1.

  250. 250
    Jim says:

    The Hunt bitch took a slug into her skull, through her brain, and out the other side of her fucking skull. No wonder the Germans had to shoot, gas, burn, and mince up the remains of these subhuman Hunts, to make sure they were dead.

  251. 251
    AC1 says:

    No, she was SHOT by a nut bag lefty. IMHO the “reason” was for her voting against moonbat Pelosi as House leader.

    Anyway he’s a nutter lefty so more likely to read DailyKos the site that put a bulls-eye on her in 2008!

    http://hillbuzz.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-08-at-3-05-33-pm.png?w=510&h=384

    Why does everyone on the left have problems with taking responsibility for people killed by lefties?

    Does the 150 Million murdered by Marxist states not even for one second drift across the conscience?

  252. 252
    AC1 is Palin's little Poodle says:

    You’re the one trying to pretend she wasn’t loathed by the Tea Party because you’re a simpleton AC1.

    You called her a lefty and now want to claim she was hated by the left.
    You’re all over the place because you are a NeoCon idealogue with only enough feeble brainpower to squawk LEFTY! at anything and everything you hate.

    Sheriff Clarence Dupnik, speaking about Arizona:

    “When you look at unbalanced people, how they respond to the vitriol that comes out of certain mouths about tearing down the government. The anger, the hatred, the bigotry that goes on in this country is getting to be outrageous. And, unfortunately, Arizona I think has become sort of the capital. We have become the Mecca for prejudice and bigotry.

    WHO WANTS TO TEAR DOWN THE GOVERNMENT? THE TEA PARTY.

    Gabrielle Giffords was one of the politicians who Keith Olbermann made contributions to, leading to his suspension from MSNBC.

    OLBERMANN SUPPORTED HER SOMEONE YOU WOULD OF COURSE CALL A LEFTY.

    Gabrielle Giffords father Spencer Giffords, 75, wept when asked if his daughter had enemies.”Yeah,” he told NY Post. “The whole tea party.”

    Face it, your Tea Party heroes are gun worshipping nutcases like this nutcase and the sheriff clearly knows more than he has yet said.

  253. 253
    Palin is a cun't says:

    Gabrielle Giffords father Spencer Giffords, 75, wept when asked if his daughter had enemies.”Yeah,” he told NY Post. “The whole tea party.”

  254. 254
    AC1 says:

    left, left, LEFTY!! left. LEFTY! LEFY!!, LEFT, left, lefty… lefty LEFTY!! left, left, LEFTY!! left. LEFTY! LEFY!!, LEFT, left, lefty… lefty LEFTY!! left, left, LEFTY!! left. LEFTY! LEFY!!, LEFT, left, lefty… lefty LEFTY!! left, left, LEFTY!! left. LEFTY! LEFY!!, LEFT, left, lefty… lefty LEFTY!! left, left, LEFTY!! left. LEFTY! LEFY!!, LEFT, left, lefty… lefty LEFTY!!

  255. 255
    far right fuckwits says:

    Fuck off you far right wing headcase

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    Teabagging Gun Nuts says:

    So why did Palin take down her gunsight map targetting her tonight shit for brains ?

    You claimed she was a lefty and now you’re frantically backtracking saying she is hated by lefties?

    Could it be that your knee jerk strereotyping of anyone who doesn’t subscribe to your peculiar extremist view of the world as lefties betrays your simpletons view of the world?

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    albacore says:

    Susie @ #241.
    Judging by what our glorious Parliament is full of, the honourable members must have been troughing something very similar for years.

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    Tea Party anger boils over into death threats and harassment says:

    Gifford’s office was one of three vandalized last March before the anxiety-inducing vote on Healthcare in March 2010. A glass panel in her office was shattered from what employees described as a pellet gun.

    The New York Times reports a protester had to be removed from a similar event Giffords held in 2009 when a pistol he was carrying fell to the floor.

    Sarah Palin literally put gun sights on Giffords.

    The Democrat was also placed on a “target map” using images of gun sights by Tea Party darling Sarah Palin that she distributed through her Twitter account.

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    Giles says:

    don’t talk shit

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    Anonymous says:

    Did someone carry out a botched hanging on this comments file ?
    It’s head’s been torn off…

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    POX DOCTOR says:

    WTF is up with this blog now ?

  263. 263

    As a red, I was pleasantly surprised by the fair coverage of the events that took place the conference… bue are not the enemy it is assumed, we simpy disagree on politics- that is all

  264. 264
    ED REALLYBLAND says:

    I dont know why they are wasting their time
    the residents up there only have one question to answer
    who do you vote for:
    the party who will pay you to sit at home on your arse and breed freely
    or the nasty party that wants you to pay your own way and work

    hard choice that one

  265. 265
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Cameron has just said people should stop speculating on what bankers will get in bonuses
    he fully expects the banks to follow what the gov told them
    Listen you stupid tit
    the head of rbs is going to get £2.5,000 000 on top of his £4.5,000,000 salary
    that bank is 87% owned by us the taxpayer
    so 87p in every pound he gets belongs to the taxpayer !
    do something about it you clueless c*nt
    they can pay whatever bonuses they want once they have paid back every penny they have taken from us
    we are being screwed by the government and the fuckin banks

  266. 266
    Van Helsing says:

    Fucking hell! Shot right through her brain and she didn’t die?
    What does it take, a silver bullet or a steak through the heart?

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    What a completely unconvincing twat David Cameron really is. He’s got no ideas and indeed not a clue as to the REAL issues facing people today. He even believes (or so he says) that the coalition is working…Wait until Thursday in Oldham for the real truth I say!…,.,Now where’s that screen cleaner?

  268. 268
    A Coalition of the unwilling and increasingly pissed off says:

    Labour will romp home irrespective of what “Dave” tries or tries not to do in getting Conservative supporters to vote LibDem…I for one wouldn’t vote LibDem if they were the last party standing..the LibDems are a busted flush..they will be annihilated as a political party in any forthcoming election. All those LibDems threatening to walk away from the Coalition and force an election if their policies are watered down or ignored I say let ‘em…do Turkeys vote for Xmas ?? They’re tied in for better or worse
    “Dave” needs to grow some and stop pandering to LibDems on control orders;Eu and AV referendum(which I predict will be a resounding “No” Vote).

    And so what if Labour win any General Election(They are no doubt crapping themselves at the thought though as Miliband and Johnson have even less ideas than “Dave” and Osbourne for dealing with the mess that Brown left behind)

    “Dave” has taken the Tory core vote for granted for far too long…..to quote a phrase of his..there are “red lines” which will not be crossed and he is getting dangerously close to them for a lot of the party and let’s not hear this bollocks about “Nobody won the election !”as an excuse for reneging on manifesto promises…if as he says “The EU vote is a “fucking car crash” then “Dave” has only himself to blame as Bernard Jenkins succinctly puts it in the following article

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1345457/The-Lib-Dems-want-destroy-Parliament-replace-rule-judges-It-outrage-Mr-Cameron-stop-it.html

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    Crash bang Al says:

    Car crash live interview from Alan Johnson on Sky now. He really does not have a clue about the figures. Very embarrassing even for this tory voter.

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    Observation says:

    He gave a good interview. He makes a better PM than an opposition leader.

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    Calamity Clegg says:

    I pledge to WIN!

  272. 272
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    David Cameron and George Osborne are to launch an assault this week on workers’ rights.

    The “charter” to help bosses create jobs includes a review to help firms combat rising staff sickness bills and is expected to double to two years the time staff must be employed before they can claim unfair dismissal.

    The move follows warnings the Government’s £81 billion cuts will put up to a million people on the dole.

    Mr Cameron sparked outrage last night after telling Guido fawkes his taxes “are going to educate my children and your boss’s children”. The PM was branded an “out-of-touch snob” by Guido Fawkes over his comment.

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    A Banker says:

    Utter rubbish. He gave a MAGNIFICENT interview and is a political colossus.

  274. 274
    Anonymous says:

    Someone carried out a botched hanging and tore the head off this comment thread. Or the grassroots have turned in to triffids and been using stinging tentacles.

  275. 275
    Down With Brown! says:

    RIP David Hart. What a shame he was never given a knighthood or made a Lord. One of the great Britons of our times:

    http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/04fb2566-1a9b-11e0-b100-00144feab49a.html#axzz1AX7o8VVZ

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Right. Are we all in?

  278. 278
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Yes troll, very convincing, not.

  279. 279
    Down With Brown! says:

    David Milliband is pitching ideas for TV shows to the BBC.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1345464/David-Miliband-pitches-television-programme-ideas-BBC.html

    How about a remake of Bananaman with David as Eric.

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    smoggie says:

    I’m laughing on the inside.

  281. 281
    thick as thieves says:

    How’s this for starters

    Bruce, an Australian who was working on contract for 3 months in Dublin was drinking in the Donoghue pub in Merrion Row when he gets a call on his mobile phone.
    He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, orders a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, because he announces his wife, back, home has just produced a typical baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
    Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but Bruce just shrugs, “That’s about average in Oz. Like I said, my boy is a typical Australian baby boy.”
    Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations were heard. One woman even fainted due to sympathy pains.
    Two weeks later Bruce returns to the bar.
    Greg, the bartender says “You’re the father of that typical Australian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody’s been having bets about how big he’d be in 2 weeks, we were going to call you. So how much does he weigh now?”
    The proud father answers “17 pounds”
    Greg is puzzled and concerned. “What happened? He weighed 25 pounds the day he was born.”
    Bruce takes a long s-l-o-w swig from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans onto the bar and proudly says …………..
    “Had him circumcised mate”

  282. 282
    smoggie says:

    She seems to be a unique sort of socialist who doesn’t like being told what to think.

  283. 283
    streamfisher says:

    Gardeners Question Time: Maybe its stuff like that which is wiping out the Bees, then no more crops which rely on insects for pollination, will the likes of Monsanto develop nano machines with mechanical wings?.

  284. 284
    smoggie says:

    Most of it is on Youtube.

  285. 285
    smoggie says:

    Why do they assume it was a man?

  286. 286
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Anonymong alert!

  287. 287
    smoggie says:

    Why do Australian men finish so quickly when making love (as short a time as they remain at the crease)?

    Coz they can’t wait to get down the pub and brag about it to their mates.

  288. 288
    streamfisher says:

    Rednecks open hunting season started in Arizona.

  289. 289
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Not AC1, I presume but his sockpuppet.

  290. 290
    Super Zuffle says:

    +1

  291. 291
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    But politics does not really matter to you, does it?

  292. 292
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Sockpuppet

  293. 293
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Out of hand today. Sockpuppets exceed genuine posters. Most of the beginning and middle of the thread lost. How is anyone to make any sense of this? There must be a solution … and I think I have an idea what it might be.

  294. 294
    jeffhoon says:

    Guido
    Since your latest thread, co-conspirators now seem to be required to log in.
    What’s going on ?

  295. 295
    cant8remember8my8moniker8 says:

    Fear.

  296. 296
    upyours2 says:

    test

  297. 297
    upyours2 says:

    test.

  298. 298
    George says:

    Oh where does the power lie is it to the left or is it to the right, who the hell knows??


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