Nutroots Morning Report
Co-conspirators from inside TUC HQ have been reporting back from Netroots UK. Undeniably a good turnout for the event, the subsidised £5 ticket price including lunch and booze clearly worked as an enticement.
The speeches from Sunder Katwala of the Fabians and Clifford Singer of MyDavidCameron fame where well received. Sunder cited polling evidence of the cuts losing popular support as a sign the left are winning, Clifford gave a humorous talk which went down well claiming that the Daily Mail was co-opted into spreading UK Uncut’s message by the nature of their campaign.
Nigel Stanley, Head of Campaigns at the TUC, was surprisingly candid, admitting that the “Coalition’s narratives of bloated public sector and wasteful welfare are strong” and that the “unions are seen as vested producer interests (with gold-plated pensions)” – a backhanded compliment to the success of the Taxpayers’ Alliance campaigning. Does have the strategic campaigning advantage of being true…
Polly Toynbee went down less well, Sunny Hundal in the chair allowed her to ramble on for too long and the audience – judging by the Twitter reaction – was not impressed with her acceptance of the fact of the cuts – the audience wants to fight to stop the cuts, she took comfort from the fact that they will damage the popularity of the government. A realpolitik stance that was far too defeatist for left-wingers in the audience.
Tom Watson went down badly with his “Comrades” opening line which is a bit too old school “scary” for the kids and his plea for everyone to join Labour brought the inevitable left-wing reaction from Maeve Mckeown raging against Labour over Iraq, tuition fees and the usual Blairite crimes. Lefties love ranting against Labour sell-outs…
Guido managed to get a mention from the floor – apparently this blog shaped how the election turned out – Sunder reckoned Guido was too extremist and that left-wing blogs have more “range and depth”. In other words they are more boring.
The New Statesman’s Laurie Penny summarised the morning thus:
We're listening politely whilst appointed arbiters of the centre-left mow the grassroots into a neat, acceptable bourgeois lawn #netrootsuk—
Laurie Penny (@PennyRed) January 08, 2011
I do apologise for my absence from this event, a last minute appointment cropped up that I couldn’t get out of.
Bloody Hell Guido this is boring. Who gives a fig about a looney left meeting?
A rambling right wing extremist commentary on it is even less interesting.
Fuck off! Seriously.
Go fuck yourself! Seriously.
You CANNOT be serious!
My take on the Netroots conference. Including the witty ditty
“Labour voters still eat with their fucking hands and think electricity is black magic”
http://www.oldholborn.net/2011/01/netroots-uk.html
@ Old Holorn: I am reporting you to myself for using language likely to cause racial tension.
My take on the Netroots conference. Including the witty ditty
“Labour Voters eat poo and smell like my bum.”
http://www.oldfatbore.nut/brainofacabbage
If Labour never set foot in number 10 again Gordon Brown’s ghost will still haunt the place.
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/leftwatch/2011/01/ed-miliband-is-still-in-denial-about-labours-spending-binge.html
And there’s me thinking that “Mrs Rochester” was actually still inhabiting the attics of Downing Street refusing to leave or return the key. It would explain the spasmodic appearances in the HoC whilst still drawing a MPs salary……….
Picture the scene…..As a few years hence….. a new incumbent sweeps triumphantly into the Downing Street residence and is given the whistle-stop tour of the premises by the Cabinet Secretary…… the group approaches the locked door on the third floor behind which can be heard manic laughter and the odd word.” saved…World …Sue…fault…bigot”. AND says the new erstwhile PM “What is kept behind this locked door” In sepulchral tones his guide says…”We never mention this Prime Minister in public but it’s said that a strange apparition haunts the place after darkness and that anybody that meets this apparition and its strange gurning smile …well let’s just say Prime Minister that it would be better if you didn’t………several typists have been flung from their chairs;mobile phones have miraculously catapulted through the air into the wall, odd scribblings have been found etched into desksand I for one would never stay in this place after darkness fell!” “Gulp” says the new PM “I wonder if it’s too late to concede the election to the Leader of the Opposition !”
Has pilly Polly offset her carbon trotterprint for the trip?
Make the most of it DC, when you get to Ford they will throw you out every morning and won’t let you back in until bed time.
At least the prisoners will respect a Tory Lord like me.
Lord Archer tells me they never tired of greeting him in the showers with a friendly bullyramming, which I assume is a type of prison cake they have at elevenses.
tweety weakyleaks Guido?
WHO CARES what the outdated Regressive/Repressive Alliance has to say. Stuck in a late nineteenth century amalgam of syndicalists, fabians, chartists and elderly trade union plutocrats, these command and control people haters have to stick together – because no one else wants to hear what they have to say.
I changed it for the NuCons AND ZanuLab
Stuck in a late nineteenth century amalgam of syndicalists, fabians, chartists and elderly rent-seeking plutocrats, these command and control people haters have to stick together – because no one else wants to hear what they have to say.
YAWN
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I know. Ask GW.
WTF
Chaytor could be freed as soon as the end of May under early release rules for non- violent prisoners who pose only a low risk. And it emerged last night he may still qualify for a £54,000-plus taxpayer-funded “golden goodbye” payment despite the jail sentence.
http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/politics/Expenses-fiddle-MP-goes-to.6683771.jp?articlepage=3
yes and twat Michael White feels sorry for you lol!!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/jan/07/david-chaytor-mps-expenses-michael-white
First !
Obviously my HMP internet connection is faster than yours!
David love – turn over I can feel the urge coming on again.
Can it wait, I’m a bit busy reading up on this at the moment.
http://www.firsttimeinprison.co.uk/the-everyday/
We old lags wee there first.
Sounds like a classic po-faced lefty whinge fest. Can’t imagine anything more tedious listening to self righteous Labour shills like Polly Pot and Katwala banging on interminably.
Anyway at least it keeps Hoondal and his specious nonsense off the internet for a few hours.
Depends on how much free booze. Can always have a few bifters and do the crossword.
Problem if you have too many drinks Polly might start looking attractive and who knows where that would lead.
It would require an awful lot of booze though probably a medically unsafe amount
She should convert to Islam, she’s got a face for a burka.
Nah, but she is a Berk.
Jacqui Smith musr do it foggy style whenever she does it!
That’s cooking sherry territory!
Or ethanol
Watch from one minute forty.
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Just drink copious amounts of wood alcohol and absinthe and you will literally be blind drunk. So you can’t see any of the hag faced lefty feminazis
And presumably the little fella goes on strike too. Good plan, trebles all round …err… unless Polly pops a strap-on!
You bastard!
Alternatively just play the back nine – no need to see their faces or kiss them
Just another leftist moral exhibitionist wankfest then.
Of course!
But I don’t give a flying fuck because I’m spending quality time at my Parishome with my cash mountain!
Ker-ching!!!!
What a rabble, an illustrates perfectly why left-wing politics is in such bad shape. And long may it continue.
it’s their lack of substance, mindless ranting and compete obliviousness that’s hardest to take
They are just Fascist Scum. It is time the silent majority started to fight back.
Silently, I hope.
Saddest of all is that they believe that what they say is relevent.
Sad Loooosers!!!..L..L…L….L…..L!!!!!!!
Oh, I do so like the idea of mowing them down…
If you mow grass, it grows back thicker and stronger. A flame thrower gets rid of it permanently.
“mow the grassroots into a neat, acceptable bourgeois lawn.”
Otherwise known as the ‘coup de gras’..
The flamethrower method is known as
‘Frizz Gras’
Ha ha!
“… get rid of it permanently…” You mean like the way our economy has been handled by the Tories in the 80s and 90s and the Labour Loons in the 2000s?
I tried “mowing” mine and you’re right it did grow back thicker than ever.
Why haven’t I been invited?.
Because it would affect the perception of your impartiality. Much enjoyed reading ‘Shooting History’ because made me think that you were, in leftist terms, one of those ‘class traitors’ that they like to decry.
Otherwise, jolly brave and a throughly good cove.
Hahaha… I bet Cameron’s laughing all the way to the bankEEEEE poling booth.
Just realised how my correction dates me
Dave’s so shit he’s unbelievable.
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Just checking the agenda..
1. There is no debt.
2. There is no need for cuts
3. There was never an Iraq war
4. There was never a prime minister called Blair
5. Thatcher out! Thatcher out! Thatcher out!
Banks are evil
All property is theft (except ours)
Education is a right, especially sociology
Muzzies are misunderstood
Terrorism is defence of the underdog
I think you mean education is an entitlement (which it shouldn’t be). A right infers the government will not stop you from getting one.
So there should be a “right” to an education and the population should learn the difference between a right (the state wont stop you) and an entitlement (the state will make someone a slave for you).
Simplistic to the point of imbecility.
Simples!!
Who cares what Huntwailer thinks.
Must dash, there’s a workshop on fairtrade organic lentils and the theory of socio-Marxism I simply must attend.
BTW. Would the subsidised ticket come out of the £18,000,000 “education” grant of taxpayers money bunged to the Unions by the last Government, and are Polly et al donating their unspeakably august services pro bono?
Lembit’s ex Cheeky Girl has been done for shoplifting
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-12142242
She can double up in my cell anytime
You can take a girl out of Romania…
She hasn’t been begging on the tube and eating swans as well has she?
One step at a time, Lady V.
Mind you I won’t say no if she offers to tarmac my driveway.
According to the BBC, she’s from Essex.
The NutFruits are just being their usual selves, I see.
I bet they even call their chairman “chair”, not understanding the English language and trying to drag it down to cretin-speak levels. What would they call a female Ombudsman, then?
Jack Dromey?
Fembudsman ?
Well, just for the record: when the tax credits business was being looked into by a female Ombudsman about four years ago, averyone (including Labour and the Left in general) *always* referred to her title as “Ombudsman”.
Their cretin-peak isn’t even consistent!
Reflecting further on this I think the left wing blogosphere is less successful is that it is so unremittingly humourless – presumably because the average lefty is humourless and they are all too frightened of offending minorities or being seen to be mean to one of their “special interest groups”.
Right wing / Libertarian blogs tend to carry more humorous items whether it be specifically to entertain or a humorous angle on a serious topic. BTL tends to be the same – whole this site attracts its fair share of windowlickers there are a lot of amusing and witty posts particularly when compared to the self regarding tedium posted on somewhere like Labourlist.
I expect this little gathering to produce no discernible improvement in left wing blogs because the authors themselves won’t change in outlook
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Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur.
That is a terrible attitude to take. How is it possible to smile when there are millions of children below an arbitrary poverty line? How can you laugh when some of the hardest working comrades in the diversity departments of our councils only received a 5% pay rise last year, and may get as little as 3.8% this year.
How could you dare to consider that discussion of Marxist-Socio-economic- hydrogenous-waffle theory might be a topic for hilarity.
Being a left winger is a full time occupation. There is no time for humour when the imperialist chains of oppression enslave our former colonial comrades.
Do you not remember Gordon the Great looking completely bemused at PMQ’swhen the Ascroftonian-Bankerist Elite burst into laughter at his prediction for 0% growth? There was nothing funny about it. There has indeed been 0% growth. And negative 0% growth too.
Gordon was right to look as surprised as when a headmaster encounters unexpected outbursts of mirth from an assembly hall, just because he is introducing the new teacher “Mr Mudderfudder.”
Socialism is a serious, dry, deep and pointless business. Do not try and change that.
Wouldn”t want to change socialism at all merely reduce the number of fools taken in by its prizes for all bottomless money pit philosophy.
We also get much more good sex. They do the unhealthy stuff in bucketloads.
Does no one think when choosing a name? When I read #netrootsuk I just saw #netroot suk
a #tag should not be an after-thought these days…
Same here. I thougt it was a spoof at first
The name is a bit edgy, a bit now, it’s on target.
Did you like my new name for the YWCA, Platform 51? It’s catchy isn’t it?
Catchy like Velcro™ ?
It’s always the same: try to present themselves in a way that will “sell”.
We here, though, are less likely to forget the four universal characteristics of the Left:
1. theft (money, rights, liberties)
2. dictatorship (thousands of new rules, laws and offences, and a bureaucracy of jobsworths to enforce them)
3. dishonesty (all of Labour is a succession of lies, with seeming “truths” scattered among the lies to afford apparent validity)
4. mass murder (either directly as in the former USSR, Zimbabwe, China or wherever), or indirectly via the New World Order agenda including enforcing Mercury-laden ‘flu jabs on pain of imprisonment).
Remember that *all* Lefties effectively support all of this, even if they wouldn’t admit to it in public.
For the record, MPs were unpaid until the radical Liberal chancellor David Lloyd George found them £400 a year in 1910, the annus mirabilis of progressive taxation when LG faced down the Lords. According to the National Archives ready-reckoner, that £400 is worth £22,824 today – so MPs on £65,738 have achieved a steady real-terms pay rise.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/jan/07/david-chaytor-mps-expenses-michael-white
Is Sir Michael calling for MPs to be paid less, blaming Lloyd George for paying them at all, or calling for increases to their pay?
I’d read your link but I tend to find at the end of the page I’ve suffered mind wander and just have a strange desire to type ‘Jacqui Smith hot action XXX ‘ into google.
Err..never heard dimentia described so euphemistically!
He’s pushing the old argument that MPs wage rises were kept low to please the voters and expenses became the way to top up wages.
He reckons Chaytor should have kept it simple and done what Dave does “by maxing out their allowances on a wholesome second mortgage.”
He even manages to blame the whole expenses fiasco on Margaret Thatcher “Margaret Thatcher fatally allowed mortgages, not merely rents, to be charged against the taxpayer.
Thankyou.
I should have guessed it would be Thatcher’s fault.
It always is.
He has a point though. If a man presents false receipts he goes to jail, deservedly, for fraud.
If a woman presents no receipts but claims a bedroom is her main home, she pockets +£100k.
What was her name again..ah google … JACQUI SISTER ON SISTER FIRST TIME DVD PORN HUSBAND ..
Oh dear ..its THAT website again.
Spot on as usual Mr Q..
Until MP’s from BOTH sides of the house are fully investigated but especially Jacqui Spliff, Mc Nulty, Darling, and Hoon justice will not be seen to be done.
I can’t see anything wrong with an expenses claim like that.
I’m not scared at all.
Not forgetting Laud Porl…
Arise Lord Quango.
Only in Guardian land would the criminal activities of a Labour MP be blamed on Mrs T
Obviously it was her fault for what she did to the miners the salt of the earth working class like what I grew up in.
£400 in 1910 would have been an absolute fortune! How is it that it is now only worth £22,824? The National Archives Ready Reckoner might need a bit of a service!
The left have always been and will always be boring tits.
saggy tits
With all these Left wing Blogs out there has anyone else thought that the real intention behind them is not to drum up support, but merely to take up so much bandwidth that the internet will go back to the stone-age?
Bollocks, Guido’s ads do that on their own!
Hmmm good point, I retract my previous post
Some Lefties I know are completely self delusional. Their version of Marxist Socialism is the political equivalent of the perpetual motion machine. It is an intriguing idea and it looks like it will work on paper but nobody has been able to get it to function in real life.
dem commeesoshalists iz bad men so dey iz!!?! fuud gows in mowth ?! ?! ??
It’s the insistence that, despite all the historical precedence, that THIS time it will be different, and the revolution will stay true to its ideals that I find most absurd. That and the delusional tripe that capitalism keeps everyone on the poverty line despite it being raising people out of poverty at ever more remarkable rates.
The only lefty who I’ve ever heard admit that capitalism has lifted billions of people from poverty in the 20th century and that this is a direct challenge to socialist belief in Nick Cohen, and now he’s ostracised by his own comrades.
One of the definitions of insanity is continually doing the same thing over and over again in the belief that at some point the result will be different. Kinda sums up the left.
You’re too generous: only some ?.
“apparently this blog shaped how the election turned out”
I’m convinced that in the seats you targetted, Morley and Outwood, Bristol East and Tooting, you had a real impact on the result. Thank you both.
Postal voting did that dear boy!
Balls got in by the skin of his scrotum. If it were not for snail mail he’s be out.
As a Tooting voter I can tell you there were two problems for the Tories…
1. the Asian block vote and postal votes.
2. the moronic Tories put up someone almost as oily as Khan
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1068756/Future-Tatler-Tory-candidate-doubt-party-expresses-grave-concerns-fit-MP.html
You are not even a minor point, trannybot.
And you should be in the police cells you Belgian pedo.
My botty is red raw this morn. Not fair. All I did was steal £20,000.
My Spad cost t’ taxpayer £30,000 lad and my botty has never been the same since
ba goom!
You lucky bastard
My bum has been red raw for more than 20 years and I’ve trousered far more than 20 grand
O/T but I see Jack Straw has made some carefully timed pre Oldham b-election remarks. Nothing to do with the racial tensions in Oldham and Nick G standing. is it Jack? Good sign though, Labour are clearly not very confident of the outcome.
Look Dad – I mean Jack – has thought he was top dog in interracial sex for a number of years – these people seem to be more successful than him so he is lashing out
I bet the stench of failure is fucking overpowering.
They still haven’t come to terms that they lost yet for fuck’s sake.
And Dave won!!! Dave won!! Dave w… wait a minute?
Dave didn’t win or he wouldn’t be taking it up the arse from Clegg would he? Awww….. what a shame.
A useless cun’t like Brown and Dave couldn’t even beat that tosser.
Dave’s so shit it’s unbelievable.
I am still the prime mincer of this Country.
I am on the most popular politician in Britain and I will never be thrown out as Leader. I give you my solemn pledge.
Are politicians usually popular at the start of their tenure when they’re having to roll out austerity programmes to sort the usual Liebour governments’ fuckups ?
Cameron’s way more popular than Cleggs record levels of unpopularity.
Who mentioned Dave?
And to think of all the spunk your mum had inside her, the dopey one got there first.
Aye wee titfer tat sperm made it first past the post and top boy was the result.
I want a soapy tit wank from Nadine Dorries.
Old saggy and wrinkled, you must be desperate mate. Have you been at sea for a few years or something ?
Re-arrange these names into the likely identity of the poster here:
Prescott
John
Ay oop – I prefer a soapy wank from the underside of Jacqui Smith’s beer gut.
She has a small mouth, neve occurred to me before. You could probably just squeeze your in.
Well her gut hangs down far enough that there is only a very small gap between it and her fanny.
Not sure I’d stick it in her mouth – the ugly cow’s got teeth like Bugs Bunny
You should spare yourself of the agony, you handsome beast.
Prescott is a skinny booger. I could flatten him and his wife an still crush that old slapper Dorries in me arsecheeks.
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Look, I’m confused: Nutroots. Is it a typo for True Nuts or Nu Trots ???
Nutroots is a semi-underground nut hiding animal charity, funded by the state to promote Squirrel rights in the work place.
You forgot to mention the affirmative action policy putting the rights of the Red Squirrels in front of those of the Greys.
Ginger rodents ?? Bah !!!! I hate them.
You never said that after our night together at the Labour conference in 1993
Said the avid reader.
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Can anyone translate this stuff for me?
It is unfathomable, like a railway timetable.
Or indeed like one of McTwat’s “answers” at PMQ
Zero percent growth.
Don’t bother.
Isn’t necrophilia illegal?
It is a bit of a grey area. Say your shagging an old bag, and the old cow died while you are on the nest — If you were close to shooting your muck it would be impossible to stop.
No one would blame you for that. However, digging up old bitches and shagging their rotting corpse might be illegal.
Sir, I suggest you may be mistaken as allegations have to be proffered by the victim before the police will investigate.
I wish to make clear that my interest in this matter is purely academic, lest my trolling fan base alights on it in the wrong spirit.
Illegal no, but it’s dead boring.
The reason that left wing blogs are so utterly dire is that they are just totally boring. Lefties spouting their Wolfie Smith right-on PC foaming at the mouth idiological shite are about as interesting as watching already dry paint dry a little bit more. Trotroots sounds equally dull. Back to the drawing board Komrades.
“Polly Toynbee went down less well.”
Having put the mindbleach back in its cupboard, I can now splutter out the words, “Hardly surprising, really.”
Do the link properly.
Bill, it’s that lunatic who calls everyone Tory lickspittles and steals their usernames. He’s a sad lonely specimen who comes here every day and posts the same drivel again and again. He’s a total mentalist. When he steals someone’s username, it should be taken as a sign that you’re getting to him! He’s a tedious monomaniac but I do enjoy the fact he’s so riled up by this blog and by Cameron that he can’t help posting here in a frenzy. Cameron’s not perfect but he’s a damn sight better than the utter c unt before him who left a stench at No10 they’re still trying to get rid of.
Oi!! you would be bombers!!
– TUC HQ is a nice target for you – It is full yes full of the sons and daughters of Satan and even Jack Straw – remember their illegal war on Islam.
Top Boy wuvs Gordy..
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What? The far right Tory one? The Thatcher-Thatcher milk snatcher, Tory sleaze, Duck House owners, hunting with hounds apologist, AGW denying, steal the kids’ educations, poll taxing, Alan Clark type coven-shagging, toe-sucking, feeding BSE burgers to your daughter, union smashing, Corn Laws repealing, Range Rover driving, bonus seeking, Europe supporting, Europe hating, Slater Nazi, party of privilege?
That one?
The same one who tried to stop us getting lost in Maastricht once she realised the toxicity of Europe and the One World Government – literally -
Dioxin being fed to us, vaccines pumping mercury and viruses with unevaluated risks into us, no wonder so many are dying of cancer, and fertility is falling. These are the deliberate actions of the One World Government. http://the-tap.blogspot.com/2011/01/owg-depopulation-programme-puts-dioxin.html
The summer before last, all my potatoes, beans and tomatoes and several shrubs were killed by aminopyralid contamination from some manure (sourced locally) I’d put on the beds the previous autumn. Aminopyralid is manufactured by Dow AgroSciences Ltd http://www.allotment.org.uk/garden-diary/257/aminopyralid-herbicide-residue-in-manure-killing-crops/
I can now no longer use any sort of manure in my garden and the soil is not as productive as it was — it’s been poisoned. Strange that this problem should occur just when many home-grown and allotment gardeners were becoming independent of supermarket produce.
Nothing worse than a dose of aminopyralid on yer Spud’s
Susie @ #241.
Judging by what our glorious Parliament is full of, the honourable members must have been troughing something very similar for years.
don’t talk shit
Gardeners Question Time: Maybe its stuff like that which is wiping out the Bees, then no more crops which rely on insects for pollination, will the likes of Monsanto develop nano machines with mechanical wings?.
Yes our good friend.The one the public put in power 3 times.She obviously did.nt snatch enough milk.Im just waiting to see if another Labour crook can be transfered to my cell.Tommy Sheridan please come quickly.
Sorgfältige damit wir ihre kadaver zu verbrennen, bevor du tot bist.
So much for David Caneron’s Conservatives
latest poll from Angus Reid: CON 35% LAB 40% LDEM 12%
All jolly entertaining, but the reality is that Labour will be confident of winning the next election, whenever that may be, due to the public’s goldfish like memory, and the hatred that the coalition will receive when the cuts bite.
They’ve been here before, and the road always leads back to government.
When is the next General Election ? May 2015 ???
I pledge to be leader till 2015.
Honest.
Sadly you’re right, especially because we’ll have 5 years of non-stop labour propaganda being spouted by the BBC to brainwash the masses.
The only way you’d stop labour from getting in again in 2015 would be to put the BBC in the bin right now, and educate/inform people properly instead of just filling their heads with propaganda that never bears scrutiny. But that’s not going to happen.
The BBC will brainwash the masses like they always do.
We’ve got 5 years to try and repair the country before labour get back in again and destroy it again.
The Coaltion urgently needs to sort out it’s press operation and stop the Left from dictating the news agenda. The constant stream of negative stories needs to be constantly countered by decent spokesmen who know how to handle the media.
Numerous polls have shown that the majority of the electorate agrees with measures taken by the Government, but they seem unable to capitalise on this. TV news is full of Labour ministers and sympathetic journalists commentating on the days events, but very rarely anyone from the Government.
Funny that, there were similar polls before the last GE.
Ha
Brouhaha
BROUHAHAHAHA!
I’m reporting them to the police. I should have been invited.
Going to play the ‘card’ ??
What does felching mean? I’ve been told to expect it later.
It means your arse won’t need much washing tomorrow morning in the showers – well at least until after the first time you drop the soap anyway.
The ilk that attend Nutroots are certainly nutjobs:
Dennis Nilsen (former Socialist Workers’ Party member) -DISMEMBERED 16 YOUNG MEN: http://eotp.org/2008/05/31/6-dennis-nilsen-former-anti-nazi-league-member/
16 bah! If it was 16 million they’d make him a Hero of the Revolution.
I heard one of them on Television at lunchtime saying that they will put one million people on the streets of London on March 29. Just shows how they let their imagination run away with them. Send them back to cloud cuckooland. Even Jack Jones, the well known servant of the KGB couldn’t manage half that.
I see that Jack Straw’s sprog is in on the act. Another useless one, who has neverdone a days work in his life.
I shall make sure that one million people go to the seaside and/or pub on 29th April.
We can imagine there will be millions of school children and students on the march.They can catch up on missed lessons and lectures the next day.I wish we could be there .
Is that the drug dealing one – what a t’wat
Can we get them to bring it forward to February 29th ?
I hate Polly Toynbee. I hate her rotten guts.
I cannot put my finger on it, but their is something deeply diabolical about the filthy old evil greedy grabbing dirty diseased cow from the sewers of Hell.
I disagree with almost all of Norman Tebbits beliefs and solutions (you have to go back a long way to find a decent Tory), but he was honest and straight and genuine. Whereas, I agree with what Toynbee says half of the time, but she is such a filthy dirty old rancid evil khunt, I would love to kick her disgusting greedy fascist face in, with steel-toecap boots with razor blades welded onto the kick zone.
Britain will never be free until the likes of Polly Toynbee are bummed with sharpened logs and then burned like rats.
SHOW US YER DYKQUE OUHWHANGKQUHEURRE
“BUILDING THE PROGRESSIVE GRASSROOTS ONLINE”
I thought the defining idea of grassroots movements is that they do not need to be ‘built’ and approved by self-appointed figureheads.
But ah, we are talking about the left here, aren’t we.
Control, control, control.
Pink astroturf. Let’s have some spontaneity (next Wednesday) and purchase some integrity to go with it.
We like to think the public have goldfish memories but how come Thatcher got in 3 times.Lab 40% Coalition 47%.We will be in big trouble when changes are made to the electoral areas where we used to be able to poll less votes and win
The times they are a’changing. Good night.Time to slop out and get used to my butt plug.
We like to think the public have goldfish memories but how come Labour got in 3 times in a row. Even Dave knows he can’t do another deal with the Lib Dems at the next election because Clegg will be long gone. The boundary changes are only going to result in a gain of 10 seats for we Tories at the expense of the Lib Dems and demographic changes willl negate even that small advantage by 2015.
Good night.Time to slop out Lord Archer and borrow George Osborne’s butt plug.
Many of the Relies in this thread have become somewhat detached … somewhat similar to the strategy in Netroots UK.
evenin ar moniker trust you are well !
had to go to work this am after i posted my one comment !
just flicking through you seem to have been a busy boy today on here
no dip’s in the Adriatic or nudist colonies to visit today ?
Freeze the balls off a brass monkey mate!!
Thought you had taken an oath of silence …
I’ve been busy for several days on here. There are so many lunatics who need sorting out, it seems. Thankfully my K47 has been kept in tip-top condition and with one pull of the …
Fucking CIA. It is using up so much memory on my computer that the console keeps on spilling characters. “Relies” should be “Replies” in the first post here and “K47″ should of course be “AK47″. The CIA probably know that anyway, they are supposed to be quite clever, so I hear and do in part believe.
I have been posting under many names all week but unfortunatly Guido has chosen to remove nearly all my posts
the only reason i can think of is that i posted that he and TAT are the same person
why else would he remove posts a lot of which didn’t even contain swearing
yet he leaves the vile and disgusting rants of a psycho un punished ?
See how long this one stay’s here before he removes it !
TaT hasn’t posted for months. How would you know that he has unless you know something the rest of us don’t?
You will see that many of mine are also languishing below in Hades alongside such villains of the piece as Bill Quango MP.
Oops! That was a dead giveaway …
@ Phil O’Pastree – stylistc observation and divine inspiration.
Hey Moniker i found this yesterday this homeless guy really can sing
if you turn your back to the screen you’d think it was Marvin !
You dont come here very ofter do you Mr Pastry ?
some topics on here are answered almost exclusively by TAT
70/80% in some cases
He sits there all night answering his own comments
under various names
and his more vile offerings he posts under other regular posters names
he is just a sick coward end of !
I did not know that Hank B Marvin ever did sing!
LOL! they do look alike
How’s your cat ar moniker ?
Well Frankie, funny you should ask. We have two. A ginger female with a bad temper and a long haired dark Persian type male who we have had since he lobbed up as a starving kitten on our doorstep two years ago. He is too good looking for his own good and we live in fear that someone will attempt to steal him. Well he went missing for three nights and the missus walked all over the village convinced that he had been run over. This morning he walks in, cool as a cucumber, totally unaware what emotional distress he had caused.
Now something tells me that you might not have been talking about cats at all, but some euphemism using a closely related word. I think you will have the answer to that question in the above because, until the felines are accounted for, I am most definitely not!
The curtains are hanging well though …
Curtains are an area where our tastes differ
i prefer the rough mohair type
where as you go for the soft smooth velvet type !
My dentist told me that he did not have time to do haircuts.
you’re not supposed to chew it !
Bloke goes to the dentist
dentist say “ere mate you’ve been having oral sex”
Bloke say’s Why have i got pubes in my teeth ?
No say’s the dentist “You’ve got shit on your nose” !
I’m tired so I will just comb my teeth and go to bed. Night night all.
Why wasn’t I invited?
… to what and, whilst we are about it, who the fuck are you anyway?
Big win suggested for Labour in Oldham East, coalition in tatters!
Labour hold Manchester heartland seat shock.
Everyone knows Labour will win Oldham.
But the result will be heralded by Labour and the press as a surprise victory and damning indictment of the Coalition.
The slopeheaded voters of Oldham obviously think Labour needs to get back into power again ASAP to finish the job of totally wrecking the economy.
Bit of a rough night last night
arse like a blood orange this morning
Ha ha – a filthy bitch politician has been shot in the head in America.
Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords was corrupt dirty animal (much like the dirty animal Polly Toynbee). The 4-by-2 was totally corrupt and a thieving pig bastard.
It really good fun when the filth in politics stop a bullet.
You’re a real charmer…
Fuck off TAT !
You really should lay off the heroin !
Substantially increasing the dose would be preferable.
Fuck it, another nutter’s escaped….
anyone make anything of Straw’s “racist” comments. No I’m surprised at that not. probably too sterotypical.
Totally agreed with him it’s been a problem in Bolton for years
but the guy who really highlighted it was the asian guy from the ramadan foundation
who said rightly that the facts speak for themselves the number of cases before the courts and the number of pakistanies convicted copaired to whites
now the ice has been broken maybe we can speak freely about such things again ?
Not according to aljabeeba which is peddling the kieth vaz “stereotyping” line tonight.
I see so an income tax rate of 50% is not enough – it should be even more so that all these government employees can carry on tax eating.
What wonderful “compassionate” people they are – especially as there is also a national sales tax of 20% to finance them.
I especially “like” it when they start denoucing “free market” people for “bailing out the banks “.
We spent DECADES attacking the support for monetary expansion (i.e. for loans that were from credit money expansion – not from real savings), but the profits of such activity were exactly what Mr Brown (like so many others) depended on for tax revenue to fund his wild spending.
So of course he (the big government people) supported bank bailouts – free market people OPPOSED bank bailouts (pity none of the political parties is led by free market people).
And the present government is now (like the official left) demanding that banks “start lending again”.
Oh dear.
Vote for Guido Fawkes (B&P)
You know it makes sense
Pathetic troll.
It’s the bible of Guido Fawkes
Feck off cup!
“Cheeky Girl says she was shoplifting to research acting role”
Dammit. I have just broken into the hitherto unrobbed vaults of the Bank of England, under the contingency that I may have been offered an acting role myself.
When I got in, there was bugger all there so I left.
So I have an even better defence. The fact that there was nothing to steal meant that no crime could have ever been committed. Then I also have the cheeky research defence to bolster my position.
But, if the whole place has been emptied, who took it and shouldn’t he be charged for something?
I used to read Penny Red’s blog for a laugh, she really is a total frickin’ lunatic. I guess she’s the lefty version of Old Holborn or something (Dont worry OH, I think you’re cool
)
She seems to be a unique sort of socialist who doesn’t like being told what to think.
Wow the comments have gone a bit squiffy.
Probably a good thing
Someone carried out a botched hanging and tore the head off this comment thread. Or the grassroots have turned in to triffids and been using stinging tentacles.
Lets get some nutjobs to take a leaf out of the Americans books and start shooting Lefties in the head, Harriet Harmans looks would vastly improve with a 9mm in the forehead for starters.
The LIAR would be even better with a hole in his head.
It’s lefties shooting lefties…
She was targetted with Gunsights by Palin and the the Tea Party, your favourite bunch of loons AC1.
No, she was SHOT by a nut bag lefty. IMHO the “reason” was for her voting against moonbat Pelosi as House leader.
Anyway he’s a nutter lefty so more likely to read DailyKos the site that put a bulls-eye on her in 2008!
http://hillbuzz.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-08-at-3-05-33-pm.png?w=510&h=384
Why does everyone on the left have problems with taking responsibility for people killed by lefties?
Does the 150 Million murdered by Marxist states not even for one second drift across the conscience?
You’re the one trying to pretend she wasn’t loathed by the Tea Party because you’re a simpleton AC1.
You called her a lefty and now want to claim she was hated by the left.
You’re all over the place because you are a NeoCon idealogue with only enough feeble brainpower to squawk LEFTY! at anything and everything you hate.
Sheriff Clarence Dupnik, speaking about Arizona:
“When you look at unbalanced people, how they respond to the vitriol that comes out of certain mouths about tearing down the government. The anger, the hatred, the bigotry that goes on in this country is getting to be outrageous. And, unfortunately, Arizona I think has become sort of the capital. We have become the Mecca for prejudice and bigotry.
WHO WANTS TO TEAR DOWN THE GOVERNMENT? THE TEA PARTY.
Gabrielle Giffords was one of the politicians who Keith Olbermann made contributions to, leading to his suspension from MSNBC.
OLBERMANN SUPPORTED HER SOMEONE YOU WOULD OF COURSE CALL A LEFTY.
Gabrielle Giffords father Spencer Giffords, 75, wept when asked if his daughter had enemies.”Yeah,” he told NY Post. “The whole tea party.”
Face it, your Tea Party heroes are gun worshipping nutcases like this nutcase and the sheriff clearly knows more than he has yet said.
Gabrielle Giffords father Spencer Giffords, 75, wept when asked if his daughter had enemies.”Yeah,” he told NY Post. “The whole tea party.”
left, left, LEFTY!! left. LEFTY! LEFY!!, LEFT, left, lefty… lefty LEFTY!! left, left, LEFTY!! left. LEFTY! LEFY!!, LEFT, left, lefty… lefty LEFTY!! left, left, LEFTY!! left. LEFTY! LEFY!!, LEFT, left, lefty… lefty LEFTY!! left, left, LEFTY!! left. LEFTY! LEFY!!, LEFT, left, lefty… lefty LEFTY!! left, left, LEFTY!! left. LEFTY! LEFY!!, LEFT, left, lefty… lefty LEFTY!!
So why did Palin take down her gunsight map targetting her tonight shit for brains ?
You claimed she was a lefty and now you’re frantically backtracking saying she is hated by lefties?
Could it be that your knee jerk strereotyping of anyone who doesn’t subscribe to your peculiar extremist view of the world as lefties betrays your simpletons view of the world?
http://www.verumserum.com/?p=13647
Gifford’s office was one of three vandalized last March before the anxiety-inducing vote on Healthcare in March 2010. A glass panel in her office was shattered from what employees described as a pellet gun.
The New York Times reports a protester had to be removed from a similar event Giffords held in 2009 when a pistol he was carrying fell to the floor.
Sarah Palin literally put gun sights on Giffords.
The Democrat was also placed on a “target map” using images of gun sights by Tea Party darling Sarah Palin that she distributed through her Twitter account.
Fucking hell! Shot right through her brain and she didn’t die?
What does it take, a silver bullet or a steak through the heart?
The Hunt bitch took a slug into her skull, through her brain, and out the other side of her fucking skull. No wonder the Germans had to shoot, gas, burn, and mince up the remains of these subhuman Hunts, to make sure they were dead.
Fuck off you far right wing headcase
Did someone carry out a botched hanging on this comments file ?
It’s head’s been torn off…
WTF is up with this blog now ?
I dont know why they are wasting their time
the residents up there only have one question to answer
who do you vote for:
the party who will pay you to sit at home on your arse and breed freely
or the nasty party that wants you to pay your own way and work
hard choice that one
I pledge to WIN!
Labour will romp home irrespective of what “Dave” tries or tries not to do in getting Conservative supporters to vote LibDem…I for one wouldn’t vote LibDem if they were the last party standing..the LibDems are a busted flush..they will be annihilated as a political party in any forthcoming election. All those LibDems threatening to walk away from the Coalition and force an election if their policies are watered down or ignored I say let ‘em…do Turkeys vote for Xmas ?? They’re tied in for better or worse
“Dave” needs to grow some and stop pandering to LibDems on control orders;Eu and AV referendum(which I predict will be a resounding “No” Vote).
And so what if Labour win any General Election(They are no doubt crapping themselves at the thought though as Miliband and Johnson have even less ideas than “Dave” and Osbourne for dealing with the mess that Brown left behind)
“Dave” has taken the Tory core vote for granted for far too long…..to quote a phrase of his..there are “red lines” which will not be crossed and he is getting dangerously close to them for a lot of the party and let’s not hear this bollocks about “Nobody won the election !”as an excuse for reneging on manifesto promises…if as he says “The EU vote is a “fucking car crash” then “Dave” has only himself to blame as Bernard Jenkins succinctly puts it in the following article
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1345457/The-Lib-Dems-want-destroy-Parliament-replace-rule-judges-It-outrage-Mr-Cameron-stop-it.html
As a red, I was pleasantly surprised by the fair coverage of the events that took place the conference… bue are not the enemy it is assumed, we simpy disagree on politics- that is all
But politics does not really matter to you, does it?
Cameron has just said people should stop speculating on what bankers will get in bonuses
he fully expects the banks to follow what the gov told them
Listen you stupid tit
the head of rbs is going to get £2.5,000 000 on top of his £4.5,000,000 salary
that bank is 87% owned by us the taxpayer
so 87p in every pound he gets belongs to the taxpayer !
do something about it you clueless c*nt
they can pay whatever bonuses they want once they have paid back every penny they have taken from us
we are being screwed by the government and the fuckin banks
What a completely unconvincing twat David Cameron really is. He’s got no ideas and indeed not a clue as to the REAL issues facing people today. He even believes (or so he says) that the coalition is working…Wait until Thursday in Oldham for the real truth I say!…,.,Now where’s that screen cleaner?
Sockpuppet
He gave a good interview. He makes a better PM than an opposition leader.
Utter rubbish. He gave a MAGNIFICENT interview and is a political colossus.
Anonymong alert!
Car crash live interview from Alan Johnson on Sky now. He really does not have a clue about the figures. Very embarrassing even for this tory voter.
David Cameron and George Osborne are to launch an assault this week on workers’ rights.
The “charter” to help bosses create jobs includes a review to help firms combat rising staff sickness bills and is expected to double to two years the time staff must be employed before they can claim unfair dismissal.
The move follows warnings the Government’s £81 billion cuts will put up to a million people on the dole.
Mr Cameron sparked outrage last night after telling Guido fawkes his taxes “are going to educate my children and your boss’s children”. The PM was branded an “out-of-touch snob” by Guido Fawkes over his comment.
Yes troll, very convincing, not.
Most of it is on Youtube.
RIP David Hart. What a shame he was never given a knighthood or made a Lord. One of the great Britons of our times:
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/04fb2566-1a9b-11e0-b100-00144feab49a.html#axzz1AX7o8VVZ
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1345385/Police-urged-DNA-test-EVERY-man-Bristol-hunt-killer-Joanna-Yeates.html
Labour MP spots bandwagon – why stop at Bristol Kerry?
Why do they assume it was a man?
Right. Are we all in?
David Milliband is pitching ideas for TV shows to the BBC.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1345464/David-Miliband-pitches-television-programme-ideas-BBC.html
How about a remake of Bananaman with David as Eric.
I’m laughing on the inside.
How’s this for starters
Bruce, an Australian who was working on contract for 3 months in Dublin was drinking in the Donoghue pub in Merrion Row when he gets a call on his mobile phone.
He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, orders a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, because he announces his wife, back, home has just produced a typical baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but Bruce just shrugs, “That’s about average in Oz. Like I said, my boy is a typical Australian baby boy.”
Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations were heard. One woman even fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later Bruce returns to the bar.
Greg, the bartender says “You’re the father of that typical Australian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody’s been having bets about how big he’d be in 2 weeks, we were going to call you. So how much does he weigh now?”
The proud father answers “17 pounds”
Greg is puzzled and concerned. “What happened? He weighed 25 pounds the day he was born.”
Bruce takes a long s-l-o-w swig from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans onto the bar and proudly says …………..
“Had him circumcised mate”
Why do Australian men finish so quickly when making love (as short a time as they remain at the crease)?
Coz they can’t wait to get down the pub and brag about it to their mates.
Rednecks open hunting season started in Arizona.
Not AC1, I presume but his sockpuppet.
+1
Out of hand today. Sockpuppets exceed genuine posters. Most of the beginning and middle of the thread lost. How is anyone to make any sense of this? There must be a solution … and I think I have an idea what it might be.
Guido
Since your latest thread, co-conspirators now seem to be required to log in.
What’s going on ?
Fear.
test.
Oh where does the power lie is it to the left or is it to the right, who the hell knows??