Labour’s Lippy Lisa Looks a Little Lame
Last month Labour’s new member for Wigan Lisa Nandy was rent-a-quoting to the Mirror about the PM putting his photographer on the taxpayer: “At a time when people are losing their jobs and homes this is outrageous.” All good for brownie points with the whips.
Oh dear, but what’s this in Lisa’s expenses claims published yesterday:
Claim Ref. No. 17322
Financial Year 2010-11
Expense Category: General Admin
Amount: £634.99
Transaction Date: 26/07/2010
Short Description: Good quality images to record constituency engagements and for use on my website
It looks like the personal photographer goes to pretty much every event Lisa does. Charging the taxpayer for vanity shots at a time when people are losing their jobs and homes? “This is outrageous.”
Stone Her !!!!!
Depends on who she is meeting .
Has to be a Liebour troll with such poor spelling, punctuation and grammar.
Can’t even stick to the same moniker (see 14) can you?
This was in response to 18, but for some reason…..
Is this really worth £634.99?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lisanandy/5192989290/
Whoever took them was no Brian Harris.
He’s crap. Look at the original size and you’ll see the whole frame is out of focus.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lisanandy/4897507170/sizes/o/in/photostream/
Hypocritical SLAG !
Sack the useless bitch.
Рhоtоgrарhеr?
Іt wоuld tаkе а fuсkіng rеnаіѕѕаnсе mаѕtеr tо mаkе thаt сunt lооk ассерtаblе…
13eastie just what I was going to say…
In fact, I’ll go further and suggest the photographer should probably get danger money — we all know what would have happened to Perseus if he’d looked at Medusa the Gorgon.
Yes, absolutely crap. For an even better example of this “photographer’s” work look at http://www.flickr.com/photos/lisanandy/4896912231/ . Way out of focus and/or camera shake, composition just awful. If I couldn’t get better pictures out of an EOS 500D I’d give up! And to think this hypocrite has the audacity to charge taxpayers for this rubbish.
The latest photos were taken with a Nikon D700 and the rest (which the claim covers) with a Canon EOS 500D Cost £494.99 inc. VAT (body and 2 Kit Lens)
http://www.camerabox.co.uk/product.asp?ProductName=Canon-EOS-1000D-18-55mm-+-55-250mm-(IS)-Lens-Kit&ProductID=5363
I presume the photographer’s fee was £634.99.
A plumber once charged me £100 to fix a leaking tap with a £2.99 spanner.
Wierd.
I went on a plane worth 20 million quid, for just £5.
When hard disks were the size of a washing machine, IBM used to charge customers £000 to double their storage capacity — by having a techie open one up and take out a screw. Your plumber needs to think Big to get into the Big-Time. Maybe that’s what ‘Big Society’ actually is: a political equivalent to ‘I mutht I mutht improve my butht’.’
Can she get her/our money back?
‘Good quality images’. Silk purses/sows ears is the phrase that springs to mind.
Where’s the nudie ones?
CHAYTOR PLEADS GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can’t polish a turd.
Lipstick on a pig.
In this instance, you cant even sprinkle glitter on it!
nothing that my big hairy cock couldn’t sort out
Why is she not wearing a poppy?
you aren’t even bothering anymore to hide the fact that your Coulsons paid mouthpiece are you?
what happened to “I’ll hold this government to account”?
by which you actually meant you would be CCHQ’s paid mouthpiece, spinner and attack dog against anyone who upsets the wonderful dave
remember all the porkbusters you did that were about ALL the parties?
no? nor do many others now
Bit dim?
you certainly are
I understand the post above which you clearly don’t.
I know it’s a bit tricky, but try and keep up.
I’m so smart I don’t realise I’m being mocked.
Set up your own blog
If you don’t like dissent perhaps North Korea is more your flavour.
Fuck you arsehole.
I’m afraid we don’t allow comments in case they are critical. Can I recommend ‘order order’ where you are barely moderated. They have a sense of humour and morons like yourself can post your idiotic comments for the pleasure of other posters
Address the subject at hand – this woman is a hypocrit.
Or does hypocrisy not bother you when it is one of your tribe?
At least Guido is contemptuous of all political low life no matter what rosette they wear.
Unlike every Labour website & online presence that are distinctly tribal to the point of Stalinist.
More contemptuous of some others in political low life would be more apposite.
Let’s face it, all Labour supporters are hypocrites of the highest order. They excuse misbehaviour by any of their politicians because “they’re one ours.”
They’re so thick they can’t understand that by fiddling their expenses they are stealing money from their own supporters (those Labour supporters who are actually paying taxes and not sponging off the taxpayer themselves).
Tory M.P. gets caught out fiddling expenses, flipping a second home and not paying Capital Gains Tax when it’s sold. Labour supporter thinks “What do you expect from a baby eating Tory. In politics for whatever they can get out of it. Corrupt, thieving bastards!”
Labour M.P. gets caught out fiddling expenses, flipping a second home and not paying Capital Gains Tax when it’s sold. Labour supporter thinks “Hasn’t he/she done well! He/she deserves a just reward for what they’ve done for the working class.” (well, maybe not as articulate as that, but you get the idea).
Agreed
Bloody hell Billy- do you never sleep?
Yo! just heard woolyarse lost in court – life just gets better and better…
As Bumble would say , ” Start the car ” .
As Guido has said , ” Get a life Billy ” .
Is tat getting ever more tribally addicted to ZanuLab and even more mad?
She is a very vain young woman.
She should instead become a topless model, and then photographers will pay to do her.
She might even have nice breasts, which people would pay Rupert Murdoch to show for them…
What a waste, to be a labour MP instead: she could be a single mother and pass on some of these genes.
Or she could suck lorry drivers cocks for a tenner a go
Stop being horrible SEP BLADDER!
I can’t afford her photographer as it is!
Is there no end to their lies and hypocrisy? But in Wigan she is probably safe.
better the son of David Blunkett the the daughter of Peter Mandeslstone
There must have been a giant leap forward in scientific research if Madelslime’s had a daughter….
Or anybody’s daughter.
lol brains not a requirement of labour membership !!
Brains compulsarily lobotomised I would say !
Another “Do as I say, not as I do” Labour no-hoper.
Consistency, thats what the labour party aims for. A Dolly the Sheep identikit , moral free, work shy , bunch of hypocritical shysters.
Drink drivers disgust me, hic
very angry about this one
another Labour hypocrite
Charging the taxpayer for vanity bailouts for the Irish at a time when people are losing their jobs and homes?
That is outrageous.
** Claps **
Its only resting in my account!
FECK!
Losing THEIR homes? If they haven’t finished paying for them, then it’s not their home.
Losing THIER jobs? People don’t own their job, the employer does.
You can fuck off too.
Stupid bint. Another Loopy Labour Ligger.
She should have spent more taxpayers cash but I guess you can’t really do much with an ugly munter like that, maybe have a shave next time perhaps.
This is an absolute outrage!!!
Im disgusted by the profligacy!!!!, and you can quote me on that!!!!
When are these Tory toffs going to start living in the real world???? And you can quote me on that an all!!!!!
Eh?
How about this , Make manifestos legally binding ( If elected to the house) .
C’unty Blair and Brown said that Manifesto pledges are not subject to legitimate expectation”
But that’s just them – wankers
We should all insist on two things:
1: Manifesto’s are legally binding, with severe penalties for party leaders who breach them.
2: Balancing the budget is a legal requirement of the Government – again with severe penalties for the PM & Chancellor if they breach.
No hope of that with rusty Team Dave though – its not like they are Conservatives is it?
How about this….
NO Government borrowing. They send every citizen an equal bill when they over-spend and they have to borrow it or take it off savings.
Except when justifying the Hunting Ban – when they said it was in their manifesto so it had to be honoured (the justification for using the Parliament Act to push it though after 3 rejections in the Lords !)
Not that I agree with (or oppose) Hunting (hundreds of foxes have moved into my area since the ban) – I just hate Lefty, incompetant, thieving, corrupt, hypocritical politicians (which includes Cameron and co) more than the idea of hunting foxes !
I wonder how quickly she would get to know that there is a Guido Fawkes posting about her?
are you reading this Lippy Lisa
No I’m not. So there.
Too much exposure
They really have no shame. Cancer on the lot of you.
Um …….
Woollyarse lost his appeal
BBC ignoring it as best they can
On the contrary, the silly Beeb bint on t’WatO was trying hard to make Fallon fall into the trap of agreeing that ‘they all did this sort of thing’, when ‘this sort of thing’ was not what two courts had found Phil the Wool Arse guilty off.
Who will rid us of the Mark of the Beast, Bolshevist Caballers?
Labour eye candy
http://www.wigantoday.net/webimage/lisa_nandy_mpstroke_rec_1_880862!image/3616022347.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/3616022347.jpg
Nice tits!
You need to get out more — they don’t.
“Know your blood pressure”. Mine hasn’t moved a bit after that. Big nips but… nah.
BUSTED, you fucking hypocrite.
Nice one, Guido.
I guess I’s splunge over the stupid girl’s chest bollocks if I had the time.
A jizz cuspidor if ever I saw one.
Looking forward to the first of many naughty bedroom pics! Price indicates she has gone for a good middle-range camera.
Given that Labour HQ read this blog (hello c unts), Miss Nandos will probably be alerted and she’ll issue an insincere apology, just like Lisa Myler did yesterday regarding her pimping slur. Labour really has become the most utterly corrupt and morally bankrupt party in this country’s history. The worst excesses of the Thatcher and Major eras were mere child’s play compared to this grotesque bunch. They deserve to be out of power for a million years.
Seconded.
There are people in Labour HQ who can read?
Did they not benefit from Blair’s, ‘Education, education, education’?
She’s got good tits though.
Did the Taxpayer pay for them?
You have just put a rather bad idea into her head, my window-licking friend.
Right, so that’s where she keeps ideas?
True, a totty watch tag is required
Have a look at her wiki profile, she’s never had a proper job. Never had to justify her performance or her expenditure, just pass the bill on for her activities to the productive people via their taxes. I’m surprised she spent such a small amount of our money, she obviously considers herself to be worth it, she’s an MP and a VIP with a lot of important things to say and do.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nandy
She is a product of a Labour ‘all woman shortlist’.
At least they picked one with a decent rack.
Unlike me.
http://twitter.com/#!/lisanandy
Is that one of the ‘Good quality images’ up there Guido?
Totally busted.
Wonder if the photographer got the moment when she jumped onto her hypocritical bandwagon. Attacking Call me Dave for doing what she was doing at the same time. Disgraceful behaviour.
Gotcha
Just Mad Nads?
Very hypocritical. Further, the quality of these snaps is not good. :Φ}
Can I have my fucking job back now?
Broken Britain: Blog only if ‘absolutely necessary’, warns Guido Fawkes
and I think he’s absolutely correct
I bumped into Lisa at a party once ………
hahahahahaha! The poor lass.
Guido F… I love your ability to kick them right where their little allies in the tabloids won’t. Should she not now be investigated for wasting tax payers money too? Hypocrisy is alive and kicking in Labour I see.
Thieving Whore !
Educkashun Edukashun Edukashun
With nothing better to do than scan the photos I got to the third page and saw the one titled “veteren’s” – one spelling mistake, one grammatical error
The strapline reads “Supporting the Veteren’s manifesto with [...]” consistent spelling but a different grammatical error.
She probably got 5 Labour GCSEs at C or above.
A*s, top prizes for all.
…and to think, this girl waltzed straight into a job paying 65K+.
and a sideline in (shall we say) ‘pictures’?
didn’t take her long to find her way through to the trough
asians + money = corruption
asians+politics = corruption
Touche Mr Fawkes………….
GET YOUR TITS OUT, GET YOUR TITS OUT FOR THE LADS
What a stupid bitch. Doesn’t she realise that by employing a photographer, the PM is employing someone…and that by getting rid of his photographer is is creating unemployment!
Wigan pie eaters are a sour bunch at the best of times!!
All those pics for 700 quid?
They’re not the high quality suggested by her submission but even then the volume does suggest good value.
Dahlings….don’t do as I do…do as I say!! Another LimpyLeak!
It’s simple – it’s the politician’s favourite mantra:
Do as I say, not as I do.
And Lisa Nandy’s website is a political one promoting Labour, so she is therefore also using taxpayer money for political purposes, which is banned.
Am I going blind or losing my marbles?
Most posts seem to suggest Lisa Nandy is a minger. I can’t agree with that and I would.
Is the photographer a rag-head? She an Asian, so it’s 100% certain she’s a lying thieving corrupt Hunt.
Typical Labour spin – 100s of pics of her looking like a minger and you choose the one where she has eyes like dinner plates and her chuddies seem 5x larger than normal… photoshop alterations included in that £635?
How fooking tight can one get. Michael Meacher claimed 15p for a staple extractor!
Certainly not short on the self-love, is she?
Can’t even spell the word “Veteran” but considers herself worthy to bask in a bit of reflected glory.
Oh, and I believe the turnip-beer club she likes to be seen supporting is known as “CAMRA”. No “e” dear.
Remember if you stuck a red rossette on a cat in Wigan many would vote for it.
Description: Good quality images
Well obviously no one in the expenses office checked out her claim, as “Good quality” the images ain’t.
She should be made to pay the money back.
Is this Lisa Nandy the daughter of a certain former Granada TV bigwig Louise Nandy who also lives in Bury?
If so she is a member of the aristocracy – in the eighties posh, southern Louise could be hearding boasting in the Granada TV bar that technically she is a “lady”.
If so, she comes from very privileged stock indeed.
Bet Lisa kept that from the constituency party?
Both her parents are academic and political aristocracy! Daddy is leftie darling Dipak Nandy, grumpy founder of the Runymede Trust and major influence on Labour policy back in the day. I believe he met Luise whilst they were researching equal opportunities for gender and race in the 70s or early 80s. She’s one to watch alright but for god’s sake don’t call her a dark horse, you’ll get the shit sued out of you!