November 2nd, 2010

“Mer Mer Mer Mister Speaker…”


326 Comments

  1. 1
    13eastie says:

    Gorgon – what a spaz…

    Military decisions?
    Military advice?
    Military reasons?

    Gorgon: where is the military advice that suggested we pay billions of pounds for one carrier mothballed and another with no planes?

    Our carrier fleet will soon be smaller than Thailand’s.

    We might be able to lend a ship to the French, but that will render it less than useless. The French have pointedly lent almost zero support to recent major NATO operations.

    In the Falklands, HMS Sheffield was sunk by a French-supplied missile, fired from a French-supplied plane.

    Fuсk off, Gorgon.

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      its the gordons fault says:

      Gordy – talks shit, does shit and looks shit

      It was better when he fucked off north of the border

      in fact all the bloody jocks can go home – and sort out the nationalists or they will be refugees in england for ever

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    • 22
      concrete pump says:

      The French have been anti English for hundreds of years, their air traffic controllers don’t like speaking English (international aviation law requires them to) to British jets landing, or even flying over France.
      Their arrogance is astounding, their ignorance incredible and their hygiene lacking.
      If you think these are vile stereotypes, then go to Paris for a month….

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      P. Doff says:

      And if the French are to share one of the English carriers there could be a problem or two. The English and French drive on opposite sides of the road. Imagine planes coming in to land from opposite directions… bit of a Navy Lark scenario with the Captain shouting to the approaching pilots, “Left hand down a bit… no, right hand down a bit… zut alors, putain merde!”

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    • 111
      Polly Tonybee says:

      please, pleaseee!!!! leave Gordy aloooneee!!!!! pleaseee!!

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    • 243
      Airey Belvoir says:

      I see that he now thinks that the Royal Navy is 500 years old. A better effort than his only previous pronouncement, when he informed us that it was ‘thousands’ of years old.

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        roberto calico says:

        So-he thinks it was founded in 1510? Prior to the Union of the Crowns by 93 years. You can see why he majored in History at Uni.

        (I think around that time the Great Michael was in service as the pride of the Scottish Navy.)

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    • 278
      andrew says:

      Was it Gordon,s fault today when cave in Dave signed our Army over to the French,was it Gordons fault that Dave was going to get us a freeze on the eu budget then handed over 2.9%,was it Gordons fault that the Eu treaty is getting changed and cast iron Dave bottled it on another of his promises ,Labour are ahead in the polls and we are only 5 months into this farce ,so if and thats a big if this lasts much longer we willl get a better majority than we did in 97 ,come on Ed make Britain great again
      ANDY EDINBURGH

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      All Three Bee Gees says:

      Ignoring the fact that the British also sold weapons to Argentina, which were then used against us during the Falklands Conflict.

      It’s a silly argument.

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  2. 2
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Sky News cut live to his speech last night.

    I changed channel

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  3. 3
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Who is he?

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  4. 4
    rustygecko says:

    Does this mean that the aircraft carriers that Gordo ordered are going to bring all the work to his back yard? “Military decisions made on military advice” ….. “and to bring work in my constituency and bring me votes for my gravy-train.”

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      Tessa Tickles says:

      Look on the bright side, he could have ordered ten of the fucking things.

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      • 57
        rustygecko says:

        LOL…. and the planes to go with them…. we can be grateful they don’t make planes in Scotland.

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          UK Fred says:

          Why do we bother with an army. All we have to do when we want to invade a country and cause mayhem is to arrange a ‘friendly’ match for the Scottlish football team. Their fans will wreck the place no problem.

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          roberto calico says:

          They used to before the Tories closed Scottish Aviation down.

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    • 77
      Anonymous says:

      Those carriers were ordered and will be built for ONE purpose only, the EU want a blue water fleet and those carriers will form the basis for that fleet.

      All the bullshite and waffle about no money to equip them with planes is pure lies and deceptions to ease the fears of the grassroots. There are no f*cking jets on order because the French will supply the jets and the British supply the carriers and the EU will house the command and control and the Germans will provide the surface escorts and the euroweenies provide f*ck all but will want senior command positions anyway and all the time this is happening guess who slips down the command chain as more euroslime jump aboard the new UEUN(united euro union navy)flagships?

      All the lies and deceptions coming from Quisling central cannot hide the facts and the reality of their betrayal. The greedy ambitious eyes of the new euroslime commissars see those carriers as their own, they are the very basis of the new federal Reich in the making and the coalition has just handed these scum the ways and means without even bothering to tell the British people the truth.

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        Hugh Janus says:

        Bad enough, I agree, but with the Bliar warmonger in charge it could have been a whole lot worse. Just think how tempting it would have been to find yet another pointless, expensive and life-destroying war to get stuck into.

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      • 106
        Cockney Christian says:

        You know the truth brother – speak it loud.

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      • 119
        JSF says:

        ” There are no f*cking jets on order”

        The JSF is on order ( a UK /US collaboration). It’s due to supply one of the carriers with aircraft and will be STOL like the Harrier was.

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          Tugboatden says:

          And the carriers are designed to be platforms for launching unmanned drones that haven’t been axed in the defence review.

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        • 163
          13eastie says:

          Rubbish.

          The “order” has been changed last month to the F-35C carrier variant.

          Nobody knows how many the Navy will get or when they will get them.

          The military cost-benefit analysis upon which anyone can have justified buying two impotent and defenceless carriers, with the distant prospect of an unknown future fixed-wing capability is non-existent.

          True-to-form, Brown spent someone else’s money on a fleet of dreadnought white elephants.

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          Senator Bloodn' Gore, says:

          The Harrier was not a STOL it was a vertical uplift.

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          • JSF says:

            The harrier was used as a STOL. That’s why the Ark Royal had the ramp fitted at the bow. It saves on fuel. It can use VTOL but it burns too much fuel. I should have called it a V/STOL aircraft

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V/STOL

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          • Harpic says:

            Then why are they having to fit catapult and arresters to the ships if they are to fly STOL. They are to fly the naval version of the European JFS I guess

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          • Airey Belvoir says:

            True, the Harrier could not take off verically with any useful load, and to land vertically it had to do so with no bombs left, (no ‘bring-back” to use the jargon) and only 90 seconds of fuel. The floor of the Adriatic is carpeted with ordnance dumped by Harriers during the Kosovo shenanigans.

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          • Devil's Dumplings says:

            Oh FFS – Get it right. STOVL is what it was: Short Take Off Vertical Landing. Its better to stop and land than land and stop!

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          • flogging a dead horse says:

            Devil said..

            ” Oh FFS – Get it right. STOVL is what it was: Short Take Off Vertical Landing”

            It could take off vertically. It could land vertically. It could do short take offs and it could land on a short runway.
            In most cases it did the short take off and short landing. This was to save on fuel and so increase it’s air patrol time. As it did during the Falkands War.

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          • Mustafa Kip says:

            Zzzzzzzzzzzz

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          roberto calico says:

          The Harrier was VTOL not STOL although it had a STOL capability.

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      Tony E says:

      That’s how I read it – ‘Rosyth is the only naval dockyard which can refit these carriers in the future’.

      That’s why the contracts could not be terminated.

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  5. 5
    Sophie says:

    As sickening as it is to see the great destroyer mincing about in the Commons again I fear we are no better off with Cameron.

    Cameron: “I am a Eurosceptic”:

    Performance thus far:

    Paid new demand for extra £430 million to the socialist EU.

    Agreed to put the clocks forward 2 hours to match EU time.

    Destroyed British military independence by relying on the French for aircraft & weapons of last resort.

    Schemed & lied to deny his people a new referendum that he previously promised ( twice ).

    If rusty Dave is a Eurosceptic, what the hell would he be like if he was pro EU?

    Unbelievable – it is obvious that the Lib Dems rule the roost in the coalition – even though under Cleggs leadership they lost MPS at the last election. How can they hold sway when they were so roundly rejected by the voters – is it really democratic?

    When will the real Conservative Party stop supporting the Euro extremist Cameron & his ultra radical Lib Dem chums & move to UKIP?

    I am sick of this kowtowing to socialist Europe, the appeasement of undemocratic Euro extremism & the outright lies & duplicity of David Cameron.

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    • 156
      Pimpweazle says:

      From your lips to g-d’s ears.

      The blatancy is astonishing. All hopes that he was playing a waiting game are gone. I can take the despair. It’s dying of the false hope which he represented that I cannot stand.

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    • 263
      pissed off voter says:

      DC is ensuring his postion in the EU when the tories finally wise up and kick him out. B*stard has already joined with the frogs to lay the foundation of the EU navy

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  6. 6
    Geoff Wisdom says:

    F F F Fuck off you t t twat

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      I hate fabians and Ben Bradshaw says:

      Sorry just could not stand to hear it for any longer than 20 seconds – It should be to the eternal shame of the Labour party that they ever allowed this sorry excuse to gain power. That he then went on to virtually bankrupt the UK with not a hint of contrition from him or the fools that not only put him there but kept him there is beyond belief.

      Like Stalin, Mao, Hitler etc etc here we have yet another up to date example of the dangers of big Socialist/Marxist government – when will we ever learn?

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    Coney Island says:

    I’m surpised he wasn’t just booed off….by his own side. Or better still arrested for fiscal crimes against the UK.

    Fuckwit Brown

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  8. 8
    West_Loathian says:

    Scottish jobs for the Scots

    English jobs for who precisely?

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  9. 9
    Rowley Birkin QC says:

    Who’s the Totty on Gordon’s right? Must have been cold in the Chamber last night. Maybe the heating is off due to austerity measures.

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    Prodicus says:

    Nope, can’t watch. Sorry. Intended to, but… the nausea… the retching… the cramps… the clenching… I have to go and evacuate my bowels now. Thanks anyway.

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  11. 11
    mark wright says:

    fair eplay to him coming back to the commons, standing up for his own area. all you tories are bitter as he saved yuor precious banks and you’d ahve let them go under..

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    • 15
      purpleline says:

      he fucked them in the first place. the man is a complete nut job and should be dead.

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    • 16
      Ctesibius says:

      You spell as well as he speaks.

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        TOO FAR says:

        Sorry about that!!! was shaking with rage so my spellin aint that good

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        • 244
          Ctesibius says:

          Well in that case the best thing is to bugger off to LabourMissed and celebrate Gordon’s benevolent and cost-effective rule, and talk to Mr. Ed the Talkign Horse again about housing benefit.

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    • 20
      sPEL chekker says:

      Says it all really

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    • 41
      Unsworth says:

      Fair play? It’s what he’s fucking paid to do.

      Saved the banks? At what fucking cost? The prat should’ve let Northern Crock etc go under. We’d have been well placed if he had.

      Now what do you want to say about him pissing our gold away, our money away, stealing pensions etc etc etc?

      Standing up for his own area? Once in six months? WTF has he been doing the rest of the time?

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    • 44
      Steve Miliband says:

      He has no courage. He daren’t show up at any other time for fear of more ridicule within the chamber. The coalition would have a go as well.

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    • 48
      ST says:

      Yes, yes we love the banks and big business, that’s what the free market is all about isn’t it? Oh hang on, it isn’t.

      You sir, are a mong.

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    • 145
      Hugh Janus says:

      Mr Wright, permit me to put forward some suggestions as to how your abominable post might be improved. Your grasp of spelling, grammar and punctuation shows you to be a son of NuLiebour’s so-called education policies, and I wish to help you overcome the educational disadvantage that you have obviously suffered.

      Try this:

      It was really so good of the bullying old bastard to put in a rare appearance in the House, bearing in mind how much we pay him and the money he took off us in the long period of office he enjoyed – including some very dubious expense claims. He is clearly standing up for his own constituency (not area, please) because he would like to avoid the situation whereby even his demonic, Liebour-loving constituents must be tempted to kick him into the gutter where he belongs. Yes, we Conservatives (please note the spelling of the word Tory) are indeed extremely bitter about the way he brought the banks to the point of serial meltdown, and how eye-watering sums of our money were squandered in trying to repair the dreadful damage he did to everything financial.

      That should do it.

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        Airey Belvoir says:

        Given this is his first outing in six months as a fully paid MP, I wonder how many thousands of pounds a minute did we have to pay for his parochial mutterings about jobs in Jockland?

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  12. 12
    purpleline says:

    Pity the Yemen could not send him a DHL Parcel to commemorate his return to parliament.

    The refit should be an open tender biased towards a English base. Fuck off Scotland

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  13. 13
    KINNOCKIO says:

    From Scot to Snot.

    I’ve got my party back now Red Ed’s in charge

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      Grammar School Boy says:

      Kinnockio? Has Harriet Dromey referred to his hair colour and squirreling habits yet?

      No, I thought not.

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  14. 19
    Steve Miliband says:

    See the lefties are trying to defend him, comparing voting records with other ex PM’s.

    The point is he has been sitting at his con sit uency home writing a ludicrous book that no one in their right mind will buy, while we pay for him to be an MP.

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  15. 23
    I loathe champagne socialists says:

    ………..This man is a total and absolute disgrace. With his partners Bliar and Co, wrecked the country. They should be in prison.

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    • 34
      Liblabcon scum says:

      …..along with the quislings in the Tory and LibDem parties.

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      • 43
        David Camoron says:

        As William Hague said the other week, we are a sovereign nation and our laws take precedent over EU laws.

        That is why the EU is forcing me to give prisoners the vote.

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        • 52
          Ger Ger Gordon Brown says:

          Mr Mr Mr Camoron, I think I should take full credit for signing the Lis Bonn treaty.
          We We We were going to give the vote to prisoners who, after all, are our core voters. But on balance we could see that it would lose more votes than it would gain, so we gave the Coalition a hospital pass so they would get another one of our carefully laid traps.

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          • retardEd Miliband says:

            And all thothe voteth thall be mine!

            My nextht manifethto thall promith free drugth and prostitutthe for prithonerth in prithon.

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          • Cast Iron Cameron says:

            I give you another Cast Iron Promise that as P.M. if Lisbon gets changed then you can finally have a referendum on it.

            Unless I change my mind of course, in which case you can all fuck off.

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          • Tessa Tickles says:

            @10:48

            I think the last sentence should read, “Actually, I won’t give you a referendum, I have no intention of giving you a referendum, I’m just lying. See my use of the words ‘just lying’? As if lying is commonplace, ordinary, unimportant? Because to me, it is. I am a liar and you can all go to Hell.”

            This is what his speech writer wanted to type, but bottled at the last minute.

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        • 177
          How about rejoining EFTA? says:

          The court in Strasbourg is no part of the EU; we effectively set it up after the war to make sure the Germans stayed in line.

          They must have found it pretty funny when Tony Blair marched us straight into the sticky trap we’d laid for them half a century earlier. “At last, Tommy, you have the same human rights as us!”

          You have to assume that voting rights will now be extended to other currently excluded classes; the insane and Peers of the Realm.

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          • Tessa Tickles says:

            I think you’ll find the insane are not excluded from voting.

            That’s why there are 258 Labour MPs in Parliament.

            Ba-boom, tish!

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    Albi Here says:

    I bet Gorgon was upset, him and his mates not being able to control the situation and the being told basically to take a short run and jump of a pier.the Nuconned us will decide.
    I bet all those nice little earners that he had planned on the back of the maintainance of these white elephants,have just floated down the Firth of Forth along with his shit,with his Edinburgh mates standing on the prom at Musselburgh crying their eyes out at the thought of the money they have just lost.

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  17. 27
    Thunderbox says:

    He even screwed the Armistice date incorrectly in his opening gambit. The Eleventh hour of the Eleventh day of the Eleventh month.

    Utter prat

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    • 97
      Isiah Dan d'Udder says:

      According to the Scotch Mong, we are in the week leading to Armistice Day. Then again, his 10 day week concept indicates his total lack of grasp of numbers – as is evidenced by the colossal mess he made of our economy.

      Sadly, there will be no retribution. He is surrounded by by fans who admire him for his great achievement – lying, bullying and scheming his way to unelected power in order to take money from people he doesn’t like (most of us) to give to a few who he doesn’t even know.

      The only man I have hated despite never having met him. A painful death is too good for the lunatic turd burglar.

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        Anonymous says:

        To be fair, Brown spent a career shifting the goalposts on anything which had a deadline attached. His re definition of a week to that consisting of 10 days as opposed 7 is entirely in keeping with his mind set. I applaud his consistancy.

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        • 250
          Airey Belvoir says:

          Brown invented a new sort of deadline when pressed for results: “In the next period of time” was his favourite evasion.

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Gordon’s government always treated the carriers as a political weapon. For 13 years the Order was announced trailing clouds of glory in the prequel to an election, only to be quietly dumped a few weeks after the event. It is a fitting epitaph to Salvator Mundi’s political career that his last act was to ensure 4 years of extremely expensive benefit payments in an area made derelict by 13 years of Labour chaos by handing the carrier build on to the Coalition as a painstakingly constructed poison pill. Military considerations from a man responsible for the death and maiming of hundreds of British military personnel through deliberately starving them of the resources needed to fight effectively?

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    The man who accommodated the troughing classes and filled his party with pork-pie telling MPs like Devine and co, is now practicing pork-barrel politics! – Does this man have a thing for pigs?

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    Turtle's head says:

    Now that Obama Beach is going down the shitter, I’d imagine he’s pissed off that McDoom managed to get hold of him in that kitchen and impart his curse.

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    Orange Pop says:

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    Turtle's head says:

    That freaky looking hoon on the right of the picture is the twat that fiddled the Glenrothes by election and is now looking for some reflected glory.

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  23. 38
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    What he should have said was ” I am sorry for wrecking the country ” and then sat down

    Twat

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    • 49
      Tessa Tickles says:

      Almost.

      “I am sorry for wrecking the country, just like every previous Labour PM has done. Now I must return to my study, have a quick Scotch, and blow my brains out with a revolver.” (cheers from the House and across the UK).

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    Christine ... says:

    We still haven’t heard from Labour Luvvie Dame Suzi Leather of the Charities Commission regarding Gordon Brown’s ‘National Bullying Helpline’ saga with Mrs Pratt despite her being helped by Labour Luvvie Max Clifford.

    Funny old world !!

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      Hugh Janus says:

      Another very expensive Liebour cheerleader who should be shown the door asap.

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      The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

      Nice letter in the DT today telling her to resign. Dame Suzi was an obvious Noo Labour plant who doesn’t understand the principle of “charity” and the difference between that and state intervention. There are still a lot of placemen in all echelons of society who were put there over the last 13 years to stiffen the ideological bias.

      By the way, can any one confirm that the RSPB actually get £14million a year from the government? Er… excuse me but I don’t want my money forcibly given to any “charity” thank you.

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      • 211
        Tessa Tickles says:

        I just Google’d:

        site:rspb.org.uk “government funding”

        63 results. One result says, “We’re not a rich charity and we do not receive Government funding”

        However, another link says, “RSPB Fairburn Ings currently receives Government funding.”

        So, clear as mud.

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        • 236
          Maximus says:

          The usual dissimulation is to fund ‘specific projects’. This (apparently) lets them plausibly deny that they funded the organization.

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        • 265
          Call me Infidel says:

          Would it not be easier to just go to the charities commission website and download their accounts? If the RSPB is a registered charity they will have to publish the accounts and this will confirm whether or not they receive state aid.

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    Tanope says:

    You should read what the idiot Craig o Murray put on his blog about an independant Scotland (and Ireland and Wales) and these are countries that produced Blair, Brown and Lloyd George.
    Sooner England is independant the better.

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    • 60
      Tessa Tickles says:

      If Cameron had half a brain he’d go for English independence, because it would end, at a stroke, the possibility of another Labour government in Westminster.

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      • 71
        Nick McClegg says:

        Hopefully some boundary changes will take a few seats away from Labour.

        59 seats up for grabs – PR would give Labour 24 seats not 41, Cons 10 not 1

        Labour 41 seats 42.0%
        Liberal Democrat 11 18.9%
        Scottish National Party 6 19.9%
        Conservative 1 16.7%

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        HMRC's Bleeding Stone says:

        English independence is good for another reason too.

        It’s the UK that is a member of the EU, not England. If England left the UK, we would be rid of several problems in one easy measure.

        Strangely, it should get support from the Scottish Nationalists because they want “independence within the EU” (if there ever was such a thing).

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        • 130
          Judo! Judo! Judo! says:

          “Independence within the EU”

          That phrase alone sums up the jockanese idiocy level, they are beyond parody.

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          • Anonymous says:

            i have to admit that was one of the most stupid concepts which the SNP have evercome up with. However now that the Scots Legal System has been royally fucked by the EU and its completely unecessary Human Rights legislation maybe just maybe they will think again about that daft idea.

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    • 104
      The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

      David Lloyd George was “a true Welshman” and many of my Welsh chums will get upset if I criticise him as a philandering womaniser who took back handers.

      Then the KO comes when you correctly, point out that he was not Welsh. They get red in the face and then you calmly tell them he was born in Manchester. Tee Hee!!

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    • 179
      Anonymous says:

      Better for your spelling i hope. Its” Independent” .

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  26. 51
    ST says:

    My horror at seeing him “speak” the chamber is somewhat offset by the pleasant surprise of seeing Peter Luff in harness. He’s a good man.

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  27. 54
    Realist says:

    He should fuck off back to Kirkcaldy and stay there .

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    Philip McArthur says:

    How typically bloody hypocritical of the Bastard. He who as Chancellor deprived our troops of vital equipment in the theatre of war. His interest is for jobs in his constituency and the subsequent votes NOT the interests of our armed forces.

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  29. 58
    Sres says:

    Who is he talking too? Can he not look the government in the eye?

    Is he watching a game of tennis?

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  30. 61
    Ratsniffer says:

    Look at him at 5:01 when Luff is speaking…he has a sneer on his face and his eyes closed. Utter Twat.

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  31. 65
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    And whatever they do .DO NOT PUT 3D CAMERAS IN THE COMMONS

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  32. 69
    bollicky bill says:

    it pains me to say it but he’s right! at least on the defence of the country.

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      mark wright says:

      regardez, ecoutez et repetez. peep.

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      Engineer says:

      Not necessarily.

      The deployment and home base of the carriers, and all other naval assets, should be a decision for the Navy taken on the grounds of military strategy. When refit becomes due, the yard best able to complete the work cost-effectively should be used.

      The government may see fit to share work around among yards to ensure the maintenance of capability in several places. No government should commit itself to refit contracts on ships that are not yet built.

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        Sage (and onions too) says:

        Much better the refit target is in France rather than the UK. If these boats ever get to be used in anger, the ports of refit will be very high on the list of targets to take out pdq by whoever is causing the rumpus against the Yuroeens.

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        bobthedog says:

        Last time I was on one of her Majesty’s grey funnel line, we were subject to Compulsory Competitive Tendering when it came to refit time. We spent 4 days sailing up the east coast waiting for the results of the process to find out which particular shipyard we were going to on the Tyne.

        Clearly Brown wants the Royal Navy to be glued into paying Rosyth for the duration of the lifetime of these carriers. Not a wise decision.

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      Lil Olmey says:

      Defence of which country ?

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    andrew says:

    You should be ashamed of the way you are treating a former PM ,I detested the policy,s Mrs Thatcher brought to this country ,but would not wish her harm and glad she is home with her loved ones and i hope she has many good years left,as much as you hate Gordon Brown he was still our Pm ,at least show a bit of respect ,all this anti Jock and hoping he dies is sick
    ANDY EDINBURGH

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    • 75
      mark wright says:

      me again

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    • 78
      13eastie says:

      Funniest post I’ve read here!

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    • 79
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      I dont want him dead , I want him to be strung up in public and all English voters allowed to vent there anger on him , Then i will rip his fucking mong infested head off and shit down his neck .

      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! England

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    • 83
      I hate New Labour says:

      You missed out the pain and suffering we all want him to go through as well.

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    • 84
      Sarah Brown says:

      Sorry about my awful grammar, spelling and punctuation.

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    • 86
      SOUNDBITE POLITICS says:

      Andy Edinburgh is a wanker

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    • 96
      torieboy says:

      good comment Andrew, on last nights Guardians CIF there was Marxest Tristrams
      laughing at mrs Thatcher having dementia, and the moderators let them get away with it. non of their comments were removed.
      i F*****g hate the left.

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    • 98
      Professor Henry Brubaker, Institute for Studies says:

      I hope he gets arse cancer or something and dies a horrible undignified death in pain all the while being ridiculed by the nation and abandoned by his loved ones.

      He is a wretched detestable failure.

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      Unsworth says:

      I’d be pleased if Brown was at home with his loved ones – and probably his family, too. Just as long as he fucking well stays there, incommunicado, never to return.

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    • 239
      Philip McArthur says:

      Margaret Thatcher was ELECTED three times. Her main concern was to stand up for Britain and give it integrity. People from the Left always bring up the pit closures in their attempts to denigrate her.Prior to the 80′s is was a terrible thing that a man had to go down the pits and work in those conditions, then as soon as she started to close them down, it somehow became a hallowed job. In todays eco friendly ethos of the Left, I don’t understand why they don’t appreciate the reduction in pollution by burning of fossil fuels.
      Brown was NEVER elected. He lied and cheated the British people. He had no respect for his predecessor and was obstructive in his working relationship with him. He lied about the funding of our Troops. He lied about the way he treated his colleagues and staff. He was and still is a self serving Bastard…. Respect… you must be joking.

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        andrew says:

        That is your opinion m8 ,but when people attack Mrs t you will be the first to come on here moaning ,people up here in Scotland don,t think she stood up for us,that is why you have one mp in Scotland and the Tories are hated with a passion ,but i will not lower myself to attack her why because what she did was wrong in MY OPINION ,but it was what she believed in,its not helping this blog with posts hoping someone gets cancer cmon that is not fair

        ANDY EDINBURGH

        PS lABOUR ARE AHEAD IN THE POLLS ,ED WILL BE THE NEXT PM CAN,T WAIT

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          roberto calico says:

          You’ll just have to – Ed will never win with that gob of his.

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        • 318
          Sres says:

          I hope you’re watching at midday to day as the bumbling idiot that is RedEd stumbles through his speech…

          I’m sorry to say that I thought MilliD would have been more of a challenge, perhaps he would have had a backbone, chances are that Labour will get torn apart due to lack of control.

          Opposition for oppositions sake…

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    • 254
      Sir Barrington Minge says:

      RESPECT????

      Oh please I could die laughing!!!………..LOL……..!!!

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  34. 73
    I hate New Labour says:

    Let’s see if he has the courage to turn up at PMQs to see Cameron occupying the PM role.

    My money’s on him disappearing for another few more months.

    It reminded me of his signing of the Lisbon treaty, done late, sneaking in and conducting himself like the cowardly toad he is.

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  35. 76
    bollicky bill says:

    someone said to mrs Thatcher how would the French defend Paris ?
    mrs Thatcher,, They’ve never tried .

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      Sir William Waad says:

      They tried from 1914 to 1918, losing 1.4 million men with another 4 million wounded. They lost over 200,000 in WW2, as well as 140,000 or so in the Franco-Prussian War of 1870-71. We can fairly say that the French have defended Paris, although on two out of three occasions they were unsuccessful.

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      • 253
        Airey Belvoir says:

        As somebody observed recently, it’s a pity that Hitler did not threaten to raise their pension age in 1940 – they might have put up a stiffer resistance!

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      • 272
        Just Curious says:

        I know about the Armistice in 1918 but The First World War was actually 1914 – 1919 surely? The Treaty of Versailles was signed in June of that year.

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  36. 81
    Hugh Janus says:

    Thanks for providing the clip, but I dare not play it for fear of irreparably damaging my screen in an outburst of entirely uncharacteristic violence. If we never saw McBust again it would be too soon.

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  37. 89
    windowlicker frenzy says:

    wank wank

    wank wank

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  38. 93
    Andrew Pierce says:

    Guido, I can’t seem to cut-n-paste your Youtube Video into my Daily Mail column. Can you just go back to text posts please.

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  39. 105
    will Dave put his money where mouth is on getting rid of Labour's Orwellian Laws says:

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    Control orders will be opposed by 50 Coalition MPs, says David Davis says:

    Up to 50 coalition MPs could vote against the Government if it seeks to keep hold of control orders on terror suspects, former Conservative leadership contender David Davis warned.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/8104116/Control-orders-will-be-opposed-by-50-Coalition-MPs-says-David-Davis.html

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    • 113
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Yeah but Labour /Stasi will back the goverment

      DD best home sec this country never had

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    • 137
      Isiah Dan d'Udder says:

      D Davis is one of the very few politicians for who I have a measure of respect. He is, of course, correct, on this issue.

      By restricting peoples’ freedoms without fair legal process, we make ourselves what our enemies wish to think we are. We do not put control orders on people we suspect of, but cannot prove guilt of, murder or rape.

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      • 142
        Judo! Judo! Judo! says:

        Throw them out or put them before the courts, end of story.

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        • 157
          Isiah Dan d'Udder says:

          Well, you cannot throw them out if they are British citizens. However, it might be effective to explain to them that, since they hate us, they would find that they will be watched very closely for the rest of their lives in the UK.

          So, perhaps they would like to emigrate, with their extended families, to somewhere else. We could offer them financial support to bugger off and revoke their citizenship as soon as they leave.

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      • 143
        Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

        Yep , I wonder what would have happened if DD had won instead of Dave C (Con leadership) .

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        • 288
          Grammar School Boy says:

          GB would have won on May 05 against DD.

          I used to quite like DD but he is really now a bit of a liability. Ambition sans ability and friends tends to be a dangerous thing.

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  41. 116
    Just a bloke says:

    My wife has a favourite song at the moment….

    “Take me down to Menopause City, where the grass is whatever fucking colour I say it is!”

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  42. 122
    The woman to his left looks scared to death says:

    She’s scared stiff of Jonah!

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  43. 125
    Gordon Brown says:

    I drank four litres of fizzy orange to get the courage to make that speech.

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  44. 126
    in, out, thru and off says:

    Looks like a group of undertakers behind him waiting to measure up. Cheered me up no end.

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  45. 127
    Chris Huhne says:

    Love Art London Want to be part of a flash mob? Monday 8 November, 7pm, King’s Cross Station. If you want in, post your email address in the comment box and we’ll send details. Mum’s the word.

    I’ll be there, will you?

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  46. 133
    Totty Watch says:

    Can anyone tell me who the fine filly sitting to Gordon Brown’s right-hand side is?

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  47. 134
    Martin Day-Miliband says:

    Labour has pushed ahead of the Conservatives in the wake of Chancellor George Osborne’s comprehensive spending review, according to a poll released today.

    The survey in The Independent puts the Tories down five points since a similar poll a fortnight ago on 35%, trailing Labour on 37% (up three points).

    It was the first time a survey by pollsters ComRes has put Labour in the lead since Gordon Brown’s 2007 “bounce” when a surge in popularity led him to consider a snap election

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  48. 146
    froot says:

    That twat on the right who looks like he’s sucking a lemon whilst putting his finger in an electrical socket, is the the bent fucker who one the Glasgow East election isn’t it, the one where the electoral register went walkies? It might be Glasgow West, but who gives a fuck?

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    • 274
      glenrothes says:

      Nah. It’s Lyndsay Roy – Glenrothes. 6,000 new postal votes . Then the paperwork got ‘lost’

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    • 300
      roberto calico says:

      No its Margaret Curran you are thinking about- but she ended up sitting beside him anyway-see below.

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  49. 148
    Desperate Dan says:

    The workers of Rosyth have inflicted Gordon Brown on the nation for the last 13 years and should NOT be rewarded for it by giving them new contracts.

    They are indirectly responsible for the economic catastrophe Gordon introduced by his interference in banking regulations. They need to be punished.

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  50. 150
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    O/T http://www.oldholborn.net/2010/11/you-know-what-to-do.html

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  51. 152
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m still prime minister. I simply chose to speak from the opposition benches. That’s how powerful I am. No one can make me speak from the government bench.

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  52. 161
    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    Guido! There is an advert on the right of the screen for something called the Stella Artois World Draught Championships!

    We all know that it is gassy giggle water and a complete and utter marketing exercise. I even heard some numpty tell his mate that a particular pub “does a nice pint of Stella”. It is standardised, pasteurised, advertised, pressurised Euro lager that bears no resemblance to either beer or lager. Ask any German lager drinker.

    The Stella marketing team clearly have no shame and have had a embarrassment bypass. The foam on the top “seals in the flavour”? No! it doesn’t! It makes sure you don’t actually get a full glass of their overpriced fizzy gloop!

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  53. 162
    Moley says:

    I managed to listen to the dreaded Brown thing for 46 seconds.

    Has anyone managed to listen to the whole speech without dying, throwing up or going insane?

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    • 222
      Anonymous says:

      I listened to it all live, but I felt dirty and ashamed afterwards.

      Listening to Brown is like being pissed on by a rabid giant 5 foot spider.

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      • 256
        Airey Belvoir says:

        What was particularly horrible about his speech was the way he wrapped himself in the flag at the beginning, paying tribute to our dead and maimed. The object of this filthy hypocrisy was to make it harder for anyone to jeer at him, as he continued with his leaden pitch for the people who keep him employed.

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  54. 164
    Ginger Rodents against Labour Hypocrisy says:

    M….m…mmm….Mister Speaker I will take no hypocritical lectures from those sitting on the Opposition Benches(whisper whisper from those sitting nearby the “Great Pretender”) er er er er t…t…the benches opposite on w…w…w…ww…wwhere my d..dd.d.d…duty lies …it is with my con…nn……stituents in F..f.f..f.f.fife and I w’w’w’w’will con.n.n.n.n.tinue to hypocritically p.p.p.p.pp..lay the patriotic card at every opportunity in the future in the national interest ……

    Welcome back Gordon…everyone at “The Drey” has missed you. We look forward to more patriotic hyperbole in the future. Now that you have returned to politics will you be making your next public appearance at Cenotaph for Rememberance Sunday as an ex-PM in view of your patriotic sentiments ?

    P.S. Five minutes of you has lifted the gloom on this grey morning……….thank you !!!

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  55. 173
    Greg Beales says:

    What a great mission statement for this blog

    “Going for the coalitions jugular 24 hours a day. THE TRUTH WILL OUT!”

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    • 178
      chutney chaser says:

      We always love a bit of the Brown stuff on here.

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    • 193
      We remember the bad smell says:

      Gone for 6 months but not forgotten by the window lickers.
      Can you ask your mate to return all his wages he has had for the time he hasn’t attended the HOC for his constituents,we can then assess how much we can recover from his pension and expenses we can also surcharge him for the time police security officers were sat on their arses ,while he pretended to write another book on his courage and how he foretold the monetry crises which started in America.

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  56. 183
    Anonymous says:

    Yes, I can confirm, Gordon Brown is still an arsehole.

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  57. 187
    Anonymous says:

    fuck pig

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  58. 191
    Alan Johnson says:

    When will George Osborne tell the truth ??

    Last week three British churches (the Methodist, Baptist, and United Reformed) issued an important joint press release which has been completely ignored by the mainstream press. It is time that we woke up and paid attention to it.

    Perhaps the language they used was too polite. However their allegation is significant and demands a response from the Treasury: the churches are saying that Chancellor George Osborne grossly exaggerated the scale of benefit fraud in his spending review two weeks ago.

    George Osborne told MPs: ‘Nor will fraud in the welfare system be tolerated any more. We estimate that £5 billion a year is being lost in this way – £5 billion that others have to work long hours to pay in their taxes.’

    However that figure is not true. I have now been onto the Treasury and it is clear that the real figure for fraud in the benefits system is £1.5 billion a year, or less than one third of the sum which Osborne claimed in his spending statement. It is true that there were benefit overpayments of some £5.2 billion in the last financial year (2009/10) but the majority of these according to HMRC figures were error rather than fraud.

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    • 199
      return to sender says:

      Go and post your bollocks elsewhere postman.

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    • 232
      pale wider says:

      Well if they all lump their praise together and get their boss to write a strongly worded burning bush then I will give a sh*=t But until then it’s just fluff from the fluffiest brains of them all !

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  59. 194
    The Ape Man Commeth says:

    “I think it is important to say to those people who lost their lives in Afghanistan” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WTF their dead they can’t listen, and YOU were a big part of their unnecessary death.

    I thought I’d watch the vile cowardly piece of shit last night for a laugh. Big mistake, it was thoroughly depressing. I seem to have forgotten how much his insincerity and stupid presence angers me.

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    • 235
      Badvok says:

      I really don’t envy you seeing that spectacle ape man!! I could not watch it as I would have clawed out my own eyes with my own hands and stamped on my own eyes with my own feet !!!

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    • 246
      Ctesibius says:

      Well you have to remember Gordon thinks his dead Dad talks to him, so for someone with such a delusion it is perfectly feasible that he could talk to dead people.

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  60. 195
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    If only we could go back to 1997

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    • 201
      Wavy Davy's Socialist Alliance says:

      Too late, we won’t put the clocks back for at least another year.

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    • 202
      Anonymous says:

      No we don’t Billy, that’s when Blair started his reign of hate against the British people.

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    • 231
      Liebour corruption rules as usual says:

      Billy I would have thought going back before Wilson gave us the corrupt “YES YES” referendum on the EUROPEAN ECONOMIC COMMUNITY,was a better bet.

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    • 233
      Tessa Tickles says:

      As hated as they were, imagine if Major’s Conservatives had won in 1997, and the Blair/Brown Terror had never happened.

      Imagine Major, still has PM, and the country running a budget surplus. Dull, but solvent. We’d be moaning about the Cones Hotline rather than unfettered immigration, ruined education, illegal wars, record debt, empty vaults where gold used to be.. Ho hum. The benefit of hindsight.

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  61. 198
    Anonymous says:

    I sincerely hope he rots in hell along with the labour party. I hate his guts.

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  62. 200
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    sorry just seen this

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3207503/Tony-Blair-contributed-27000-to-David-Milibands-failed-Labour-leadership-bid.html

    thought Saint Tone was a non-dom ?

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  63. 204
    Steve Miliband says:

    Where’s Balls?
    His economic policy is now in tatters as a double dip looks unlikely.

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  64. 210
    Bub says:

    Anyone notice Ed ‘Red’ Milli mr mr mr mr speaker yesterday? Scary.

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  65. 216
    Fuckwit Twatter. says:

    One fuckwit out, two in. I’m running out of choices of who to twat with my wet haddock.

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  66. 217
    Rat's arse says:

    Just had about 35 seconds of Gormless Mctw@ts ramblings. Noticed how the Lieber MPs surrounded him like a bunch of ‘tards, and I also noticed how John BirkCow called the session to an end after Mctw@t had sat his rancid arse down. So there you have it folks, top of the Bill! Aaaaaaaargh!!

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  67. 225
    White Van Man says:

    Zoom to 5:40 in the video!

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  68. 255
    Justice for Gordon Brown - Hang Him! says:

    Take the micky out of a Labour blogger here. This guy is the ultimate fukktard.

    http://www.labour-news.co.uk/

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  69. 259
    NeverRed says:

    After months of asking where is Brown and when is he going to surface in the commons, the bastard shows up. Couldn’t stand to look at the gurning one eyed scotch twat. Still had an army of sycophants/admirers surrounding him. Same old Labour.
    Had to turn him off and start swearing for at least 30 minutes. Scotch bastard. Fucking moron. Fat lazy lump of shit. Non stop expletives for 30 minutes!
    Same feelings when I see Balls/Cooper/Straw/Mandelson/Murphy in fact any of the two hundred plus scotch labour twats.

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    • 271
      gildedtumbril says:

      I have the same feelings about the entire 650 arseholes encumbent, (accent on the bent) in the House of Corruption.
      I wish them all ill. I have prevailed upon an aquaintance of mine who professes Satanism to lay a curse on the entire panoply of corrupt shite. He assures me it will prove efficaceous.I do not know how long it takes, but I am assured it is inevitable and irrevocable. Sounds reasonable.

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  70. 261
    Brown out and forever finished says:

    This utter excrement should have been jailed for life – natural life I was going to say , but nothing about this monster is natural.
    A vile and repulsive piece of crap.
    Do the only decent thing in your rotten and miserable life you garbage and walk around Afghanistan with a bulls eye on your forehead.

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  71. 262
    michael says:

    for gords sake …put him back in a padded cell with all the pills he wants …and lock the door and throw away the key ,Michael.

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  72. 276
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    At the end of the clip I see that Jill Pay is still masquerading as Serjeant at Arms, a post which she is manifestly ill-equipped to fulfill. Can’t they send her to the canteen? A bit more her mark.

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    • 286
      Jimmy Gardner says:

      “Her appointment was unusual in that the position is one normally reserved for those with a military background. Pay is responsible for security in the House of Commons”

      Explains the illegal search of Parliament under five bellies?

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  73. 277
    Fife Criminal Psychologist says:

    The arsonist always returns to the scene of the fire, usually when the firefighters are starting to put it out.

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  74. 282
    Postlethwaite says:

    The french have had hundreds of years to learn English

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  75. 284
    English Taxpayer says:

    British jobs for Scottish Workers

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  76. 285
    Willie Collum says:

    It is great that this respectable, competent man is back in Parliament to lead us to glory!

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  77. 294
    Jenny says:

    I’ve just discovered a new diet and weight-loss-portal called http://www.aiqum.co.uk and wanted to ask if any of you know it? They offer tailor made low carb and low fat menu plans, plus tailor made training plans! There are also thousands of recipes to choose from and many, many tools!
    You also get numerous diagrams. It´s completely FREE and without obligations!

    Kind regards,
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  78. 297
    roberto calico says:

    Did anyone notice that of all the days to come back to the House Of Commons he ends up sitting beside Margaret “stairheid rammie” Curran -on who’s coupon it would take an army of plastic surgeons armed with pneumatic drills to fashion a smile?

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  79. 317
    50 Calibre says:

    Who was that in the movie clip? Never seen him before…

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  80. 320
    The British Public says:

    Seeing that fat, ugly, Scottish moron stagger to his feet agaiin the House of Commons, reminds us what a completely irrelevant windbag he actually is! The fact that that we had to endure his boring, broad Scottish piffle for so long, while he was trashing the economy so comprehensively, is bad enough. That we should still have to listen to his garbage is outrageous . Brown should be in jail for what he did to our country, not spouting righteously in Parliament!

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  81. 321
    Mark Oaten's glass coffee table says:

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  82. 322
    snorkey says:

    Im glad to see Gordon back in the house and speaking out. i wold still rather have him as PM than the pinky and perky of the ConDems

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  83. 325
    The White Eared Elephant says:

    Gordon Brown is a Spaz.

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  84. 326

    Man, talk about a fantastic post! I?ve stumbled across your blog a few times within the past, but I usually forgot to bookmark it. But not again! Thanks for posting the way you do, I genuinely appreciate seeing someone who actually has a viewpoint and isn?t really just bringing back up crap like nearly all other writers today. Keep it up!

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