“Mer Mer Mer Mister Speaker…”
One time only, for the first time in six months, here’s Gordon:
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Focus group time. says:
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Gorgon – what a spaz…
Military decisions?
Military advice?
Military reasons?
Gorgon: where is the military advice that suggested we pay billions of pounds for one carrier mothballed and another with no planes?
Our carrier fleet will soon be smaller than Thailand’s.
We might be able to lend a ship to the French, but that will render it less than useless. The French have pointedly lent almost zero support to recent major NATO operations.
In the Falklands, HMS Sheffield was sunk by a French-supplied missile, fired from a French-supplied plane.
Fuсk off, Gorgon.
Gordy – talks shit, does shit and looks shit
It was better when he fucked off north of the border
in fact all the bloody jocks can go home – and sort out the nationalists or they will be refugees in england for ever
And when youve got rid of the Scots, England will of course flurish under the leadership of English Politicians such as Ed Milliband, Ed and Yvette, Harriet, Baron Prescott and maybe even Lord Mandleson. You really are spoilt for choice .
All labour. Goodbye
He’s a disgrace hiding from Parliament.
Fuck off Gordon you mong.
A more perfect personification of a windowlicker you will never find.
The stupid k unt was trying to hold his own Armistice Celebration speech.
What a fat phuck useless tosspot.
sory mi spellling and lak of punkuation givs me/ away
It’s important that schools don’t produce winners.
pleasee!! please!! leave Gordy alooonee!! pleasee!
wank!! wank!! wank wank waaaaank!! wank!
In highlighting typos, you are only showing yourself to be an ignorant little prick with no real argument whatsoever .
I keeep posting utter tosh unda difrent monikers. but me spellllin and stuf givs me away as the same poster wank wank
It probably won’t flurish. But it’ll flourish anyway because all those lefty prats you mention will fuck off to Scotchland or maybe Tuscany where the other simpleton lefties all live.
wank wank
The Milibands aren’t English, they are j’ewish.
wank wank wank
cockneys are not English either they are thieving pikeys
No it won’t you idiot. Cut off Scotland and Labour will never rule in England again. Sooner the better with Hunts like Brown crossing the border to fuck everything up.
Miliband and Mandelson aren’t actually English.
Oy Veh.
In fact there is an English Parliament debate at the English Speaking Union on 24th November starting at 6:30pm for 7:00pm.
Run by the non-party Campaign for an English Parliament. More details at http://www.thecep.org.uk/
He’s not wanted in Scotland either so you can keep him, thanks.
A Scotchman will do anything for his country
Except live in it
All the Scots with any get-up-and-go have gotten up and gone.
I’m sure he’ll be glad to leave Engerland in the incapable knuckle-dragged hands of yourself
Some of us came to England to escape the Nats and ZaNu Lie Bore
I wonder quite what it has cost the taxpayer for this relic of a bygone age to present himself in Parliament, make a crap speech lasting only a few minutes and presumably bog back off to Kirkcaldy or wherever he comes from to carry on with his ‘book’, all with a small army of security experts in full attendance.
Value for taxpayer’s money? I don’t thinks so…
The French have been anti English for hundreds of years, their air traffic controllers don’t like speaking English (international aviation law requires them to) to British jets landing, or even flying over France.
Their arrogance is astounding, their ignorance incredible and their hygiene lacking.
If you think these are vile stereotypes, then go to Paris for a month….
Try August.
Only a rump of surly folk in the service industries remain in the cities as the rest head south for their annual migration to the sun.
I nearly said they worked in ‘hospitality’ but then remembered who I was talking about.
I went to Paris for a month in 1988.
I stayed 3 days.
I vent many times int unt heinkel ein junkers unt ein dornier.
business unt pleasure, ya?
Sound Chap!
They also have they’re own version of the meridian line as they can’t stomach using Greenwich Mean Time. How fucking screwed up is that?
Sounds like Glasgow.
And if the French are to share one of the English carriers there could be a problem or two. The English and French drive on opposite sides of the road. Imagine planes coming in to land from opposite directions… bit of a Navy Lark scenario with the Captain shouting to the approaching pilots, “Left hand down a bit… no, right hand down a bit… zut alors, putain merde!”
They solved this problem by not having any planes, didn’t they?
please, pleaseee!!!! leave Gordy aloooneee!!!!! pleaseee!!
I see that he now thinks that the Royal Navy is 500 years old. A better effort than his only previous pronouncement, when he informed us that it was ‘thousands’ of years old.
So-he thinks it was founded in 1510? Prior to the Union of the Crowns by 93 years. You can see why he majored in History at Uni.
(I think around that time the Great Michael was in service as the pride of the Scottish Navy.)
Was it Gordon,s fault today when cave in Dave signed our Army over to the French,was it Gordons fault that Dave was going to get us a freeze on the eu budget then handed over 2.9%,was it Gordons fault that the Eu treaty is getting changed and cast iron Dave bottled it on another of his promises ,Labour are ahead in the polls and we are only 5 months into this farce ,so if and thats a big if this lasts much longer we willl get a better majority than we did in 97 ,come on Ed make Britain great again
ANDY EDINBURGH
ER…Yes.
Ignoring the fact that the British also sold weapons to Argentina, which were then used against us during the Falklands Conflict.
It’s a silly argument.
Sky News cut live to his speech last night.
I changed channel
Who is he?
The Fuckup Fairy.
This ^ comment wins. Close the thread now.
It’s snot over until the fat Scot sings in the HOC.
I’m Popeye the sailor man
I beg for my voting clan
We sponge from the working
While pissed up and shirking
And write a few books while we can
Toot, toot.
Does this mean that the aircraft carriers that Gordo ordered are going to bring all the work to his back yard? “Military decisions made on military advice” ….. “and to bring work in my constituency and bring me votes for my gravy-train.”
Look on the bright side, he could have ordered ten of the fucking things.
LOL…. and the planes to go with them…. we can be grateful they don’t make planes in Scotland.
Why do we bother with an army. All we have to do when we want to invade a country and cause mayhem is to arrange a ‘friendly’ match for the Scottlish football team. Their fans will wreck the place no problem.
They used to before the Tories closed Scottish Aviation down.
Those carriers were ordered and will be built for ONE purpose only, the EU want a blue water fleet and those carriers will form the basis for that fleet.
All the bullshite and waffle about no money to equip them with planes is pure lies and deceptions to ease the fears of the grassroots. There are no f*cking jets on order because the French will supply the jets and the British supply the carriers and the EU will house the command and control and the Germans will provide the surface escorts and the euroweenies provide f*ck all but will want senior command positions anyway and all the time this is happening guess who slips down the command chain as more euroslime jump aboard the new UEUN(united euro union navy)flagships?
All the lies and deceptions coming from Quisling central cannot hide the facts and the reality of their betrayal. The greedy ambitious eyes of the new euroslime commissars see those carriers as their own, they are the very basis of the new federal Reich in the making and the coalition has just handed these scum the ways and means without even bothering to tell the British people the truth.
Bad enough, I agree, but with the Bliar warmonger in charge it could have been a whole lot worse. Just think how tempting it would have been to find yet another pointless, expensive and life-destroying war to get stuck into.
You know the truth brother – speak it loud.
” There are no f*cking jets on order”
The JSF is on order ( a UK /US collaboration). It’s due to supply one of the carriers with aircraft and will be STOL like the Harrier was.
And the carriers are designed to be platforms for launching unmanned drones that haven’t been axed in the defence review.
Rubbish.
The “order” has been changed last month to the F-35C carrier variant.
Nobody knows how many the Navy will get or when they will get them.
The military cost-benefit analysis upon which anyone can have justified buying two impotent and defenceless carriers, with the distant prospect of an unknown future fixed-wing capability is non-existent.
True-to-form, Brown spent someone else’s money on a fleet of dreadnought white elephants.
A fleet of very sinkable white elephants.
The F -35C is a JSF joint strike aircraft. We have a £1.3Bn order with the US.
http://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/operations-and-support/fleet-air-arm/future-aircraft/
<< "it will be STOL like the Harrier was"
No it won't. F-35C is CATOBAR, not STOVL. Which, were you to read the article at the link you posted, would be clear to you.
We still don't know when they will go into service, who will operate them, or how many of them will be deployed for operational readiness, so the military value of the carriers cannot possibly be known now or previously.
The Harrier was not a STOL it was a vertical uplift.
The harrier was used as a STOL. That’s why the Ark Royal had the ramp fitted at the bow. It saves on fuel. It can use VTOL but it burns too much fuel. I should have called it a V/STOL aircraft
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V/STOL
Then why are they having to fit catapult and arresters to the ships if they are to fly STOL. They are to fly the naval version of the European JFS I guess
True, the Harrier could not take off verically with any useful load, and to land vertically it had to do so with no bombs left, (no ‘bring-back” to use the jargon) and only 90 seconds of fuel. The floor of the Adriatic is carpeted with ordnance dumped by Harriers during the Kosovo shenanigans.
Oh FFS – Get it right. STOVL is what it was: Short Take Off Vertical Landing. Its better to stop and land than land and stop!
Devil said..
” Oh FFS – Get it right. STOVL is what it was: Short Take Off Vertical Landing”
It could take off vertically. It could land vertically. It could do short take offs and it could land on a short runway.
In most cases it did the short take off and short landing. This was to save on fuel and so increase it’s air patrol time. As it did during the Falkands War.
Zzzzzzzzzzzz
The Harrier was VTOL not STOL although it had a STOL capability.
That’s how I read it – ‘Rosyth is the only naval dockyard which can refit these carriers in the future’.
That’s why the contracts could not be terminated.
As sickening as it is to see the great destroyer mincing about in the Commons again I fear we are no better off with Cameron.
Cameron: “I am a Eurosceptic”:
Performance thus far:
Paid new demand for extra £430 million to the socialist EU.
Agreed to put the clocks forward 2 hours to match EU time.
Destroyed British military independence by relying on the French for aircraft & weapons of last resort.
Schemed & lied to deny his people a new referendum that he previously promised ( twice ).
If rusty Dave is a Eurosceptic, what the hell would he be like if he was pro EU?
Unbelievable – it is obvious that the Lib Dems rule the roost in the coalition – even though under Cleggs leadership they lost MPS at the last election. How can they hold sway when they were so roundly rejected by the voters – is it really democratic?
When will the real Conservative Party stop supporting the Euro extremist Cameron & his ultra radical Lib Dem chums & move to UKIP?
I am sick of this kowtowing to socialist Europe, the appeasement of undemocratic Euro extremism & the outright lies & duplicity of David Cameron.
From your lips to g-d’s ears.
The blatancy is astonishing. All hopes that he was playing a waiting game are gone. I can take the despair. It’s dying of the false hope which he represented that I cannot stand.
Amen to that.
DC is ensuring his postion in the EU when the tories finally wise up and kick him out. B*stard has already joined with the frogs to lay the foundation of the EU navy
F F F Fuck off you t t twat
Sorry just could not stand to hear it for any longer than 20 seconds – It should be to the eternal shame of the Labour party that they ever allowed this sorry excuse to gain power. That he then went on to virtually bankrupt the UK with not a hint of contrition from him or the fools that not only put him there but kept him there is beyond belief.
Like Stalin, Mao, Hitler etc etc here we have yet another up to date example of the dangers of big Socialist/Marxist government – when will we ever learn?
I’m surpised he wasn’t just booed off….by his own side. Or better still arrested for fiscal crimes against the UK.
Fuckwit Brown
Scottish jobs for the Scots
English jobs for who precisely?
Poles
We’re all up one now. A pole, I mean.
Indians in Mumbai.
That’s Bombay to us Brits…. or I will start calling every location by their proper name pronunciation……
Moskva (Moscow)
Paree (Paris)
Varshava (Warsaw)
Broosell (Brussels)
Sh**hole (London)
ME!!!!!!!!!!!
That was a disaster. Should never have put me with that woman. Whose idea was that? Sue’s, I think. Just ridiculous.
She’s just this sort of bigoted woman who said she used to be a Labour voter. Ridiculous.
Just be count yourself lucky Sue didn’t put you with this bigoted woman who used to vote Labour.
Mind how you talk about the Baronness Ashton of Upthenetherlands. She’ll be wanting your head next.
Romanians
Who’s the Totty on Gordon’s right? Must have been cold in the Chamber last night. Maybe the heating is off due to austerity measures.
They were indeed a cracking rack – who was she – one of the MacMental’s Nokia recipients?
och you should see where I gave her my Nokia after we had adjourned.
Don’t tell Sarah or she will have me licking the kitchen floor clean again.
Nope, can’t watch. Sorry. Intended to, but… the nausea… the retching… the cramps… the clenching… I have to go and evacuate my bowels now. Thanks anyway.
Bugger – I wished I’d known this was on. Haven’t had a dump for 5 days.
I managed to watch 31 seconds before the will to live started to ebb away.
I made it to 14 seconds – ghastly!
fair eplay to him coming back to the commons, standing up for his own area. all you tories are bitter as he saved yuor precious banks and you’d ahve let them go under..
he fucked them in the first place. the man is a complete nut job and should be dead.
in the water of course
No, “should be dead.” is right.
After a great deal of pain.
“Coming back in the commons” FFS THAT’S WHAT HE’S PAID FOR!!!! With his attendence record he slung out. Bloody bloke is a total liability and a wast of oxygen.
“should be” typo
You spell as well as he speaks.
Sorry about that!!! was shaking with rage so my spellin aint that good
Well in that case the best thing is to bugger off to LabourMissed and celebrate Gordon’s benevolent and cost-effective rule, and talk to Mr. Ed the Talkign Horse again about housing benefit.
Says it all really
Fair play? It’s what he’s fucking paid to do.
Saved the banks? At what fucking cost? The prat should’ve let Northern Crock etc go under. We’d have been well placed if he had.
Now what do you want to say about him pissing our gold away, our money away, stealing pensions etc etc etc?
Standing up for his own area? Once in six months? WTF has he been doing the rest of the time?
What’s he been up to? Dribbling, mostly. We’ve had him strongly sedated most of the time.
Correction – saved the Scottish banks and we bought a deadbeat Newcastle bank.
He has no courage. He daren’t show up at any other time for fear of more ridicule within the chamber. The coalition would have a go as well.
Yes, yes we love the banks and big business, that’s what the free market is all about isn’t it? Oh hang on, it isn’t.
You sir, are a mong.
Mr Wright, permit me to put forward some suggestions as to how your abominable post might be improved. Your grasp of spelling, grammar and punctuation shows you to be a son of NuLiebour’s so-called education policies, and I wish to help you overcome the educational disadvantage that you have obviously suffered.
Try this:
It was really so good of the bullying old bastard to put in a rare appearance in the House, bearing in mind how much we pay him and the money he took off us in the long period of office he enjoyed – including some very dubious expense claims. He is clearly standing up for his own constituency (not area, please) because he would like to avoid the situation whereby even his demonic, Liebour-loving constituents must be tempted to kick him into the gutter where he belongs. Yes, we Conservatives (please note the spelling of the word Tory) are indeed extremely bitter about the way he brought the banks to the point of serial meltdown, and how eye-watering sums of our money were squandered in trying to repair the dreadful damage he did to everything financial.
That should do it.
Given this is his first outing in six months as a fully paid MP, I wonder how many thousands of pounds a minute did we have to pay for his parochial mutterings about jobs in Jockland?
What?
Pity the Yemen could not send him a DHL Parcel to commemorate his return to parliament.
The refit should be an open tender biased towards a English base. Fuck off Scotland
From Scot to Snot.
I’ve got my party back now Red Ed’s in charge
Kinnockio? Has Harriet Dromey referred to his hair colour and squirreling habits yet?
No, I thought not.
See the lefties are trying to defend him, comparing voting records with other ex PM’s.
The point is he has been sitting at his con sit uency home writing a ludicrous book that no one in their right mind will buy, while we pay for him to be an MP.
………..This man is a total and absolute disgrace. With his partners Bliar and Co, wrecked the country. They should be in prison.
…..along with the quislings in the Tory and LibDem parties.
As William Hague said the other week, we are a sovereign nation and our laws take precedent over EU laws.
That is why the EU is forcing me to give prisoners the vote.
Mr Mr Mr Camoron, I think I should take full credit for signing the Lis Bonn treaty.
We We We were going to give the vote to prisoners who, after all, are our core voters. But on balance we could see that it would lose more votes than it would gain, so we gave the Coalition a hospital pass so they would get another one of our carefully laid traps.
And all thothe voteth thall be mine!
My nextht manifethto thall promith free drugth and prostitutthe for prithonerth in prithon.
I give you another Cast Iron Promise that as P.M. if Lisbon gets changed then you can finally have a referendum on it.
Unless I change my mind of course, in which case you can all fuck off.
@10:48
I think the last sentence should read, “Actually, I won’t give you a referendum, I have no intention of giving you a referendum, I’m just lying. See my use of the words ‘just lying’? As if lying is commonplace, ordinary, unimportant? Because to me, it is. I am a liar and you can all go to Hell.”
This is what his speech writer wanted to type, but bottled at the last minute.
The court in Strasbourg is no part of the EU; we effectively set it up after the war to make sure the Germans stayed in line.
They must have found it pretty funny when Tony Blair marched us straight into the sticky trap we’d laid for them half a century earlier. “At last, Tommy, you have the same human rights as us!”
You have to assume that voting rights will now be extended to other currently excluded classes; the insane and Peers of the Realm.
I think you’ll find the insane are not excluded from voting.
That’s why there are 258 Labour MPs in Parliament.
Ba-boom, tish!
I bet Gorgon was upset, him and his mates not being able to control the situation and the being told basically to take a short run and jump of a pier.the Nuconned us will decide.
I bet all those nice little earners that he had planned on the back of the maintainance of these white elephants,have just floated down the Firth of Forth along with his shit,with his Edinburgh mates standing on the prom at Musselburgh crying their eyes out at the thought of the money they have just lost.
He even screwed the Armistice date incorrectly in his opening gambit. The Eleventh hour of the Eleventh day of the Eleventh month.
Utter prat
According to the Scotch Mong, we are in the week leading to Armistice Day. Then again, his 10 day week concept indicates his total lack of grasp of numbers – as is evidenced by the colossal mess he made of our economy.
Sadly, there will be no retribution. He is surrounded by by fans who admire him for his great achievement – lying, bullying and scheming his way to unelected power in order to take money from people he doesn’t like (most of us) to give to a few who he doesn’t even know.
The only man I have hated despite never having met him. A painful death is too good for the lunatic turd burglar.
To be fair, Brown spent a career shifting the goalposts on anything which had a deadline attached. His re definition of a week to that consisting of 10 days as opposed 7 is entirely in keeping with his mind set. I applaud his consistancy.
Brown invented a new sort of deadline when pressed for results: “In the next period of time” was his favourite evasion.
Gordon’s government always treated the carriers as a political weapon. For 13 years the Order was announced trailing clouds of glory in the prequel to an election, only to be quietly dumped a few weeks after the event. It is a fitting epitaph to Salvator Mundi’s political career that his last act was to ensure 4 years of extremely expensive benefit payments in an area made derelict by 13 years of Labour chaos by handing the carrier build on to the Coalition as a painstakingly constructed poison pill. Military considerations from a man responsible for the death and maiming of hundreds of British military personnel through deliberately starving them of the resources needed to fight effectively?
Chip-eating, sun-reader
The man who accommodated the troughing classes and filled his party with pork-pie telling MPs like Devine and co, is now practicing pork-barrel politics! – Does this man have a thing for pigs?
He married one.
Is that who she was?
Wrong!
She’s an actress and the kids were borrowed from an orphanage.
Now that Obama Beach is going down the shitter, I’d imagine he’s pissed off that McDoom managed to get hold of him in that kitchen and impart his curse.
I doubt he cares since Dave has his head stuck up Obama’s arse these days.
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That freaky looking hoon on the right of the picture is the twat that fiddled the Glenrothes by election and is now looking for some reflected glory.
What he should have said was ” I am sorry for wrecking the country ” and then sat down
Twat
Almost.
“I am sorry for wrecking the country, just like every previous Labour PM has done. Now I must return to my study, have a quick Scotch, and blow my brains out with a revolver.” (cheers from the House and across the UK).
Waste of scotch dont you think ?
Yeah, you’re right.
Still, he’s only expressing a desire for a Scotch. When he gets home, the bottle’s empty, so he’s even more unhappy when he tops himself. Excellent.
Or he will dither for a week or two then decide to launch a review
He would miss!
We still haven’t heard from Labour Luvvie Dame Suzi Leather of the Charities Commission regarding Gordon Brown’s ‘National Bullying Helpline’ saga with Mrs Pratt despite her being helped by Labour Luvvie Max Clifford.
Funny old world !!
Another very expensive Liebour cheerleader who should be shown the door asap.
Nice letter in the DT today telling her to resign. Dame Suzi was an obvious Noo Labour plant who doesn’t understand the principle of “charity” and the difference between that and state intervention. There are still a lot of placemen in all echelons of society who were put there over the last 13 years to stiffen the ideological bias.
By the way, can any one confirm that the RSPB actually get £14million a year from the government? Er… excuse me but I don’t want my money forcibly given to any “charity” thank you.
I just Google’d:
site:rspb.org.uk “government funding”
63 results. One result says, “We’re not a rich charity and we do not receive Government funding”
However, another link says, “RSPB Fairburn Ings currently receives Government funding.”
So, clear as mud.
The usual dissimulation is to fund ‘specific projects’. This (apparently) lets them plausibly deny that they funded the organization.
Would it not be easier to just go to the charities commission website and download their accounts? If the RSPB is a registered charity they will have to publish the accounts and this will confirm whether or not they receive state aid.
You should read what the idiot Craig o Murray put on his blog about an independant Scotland (and Ireland and Wales) and these are countries that produced Blair, Brown and Lloyd George.
Sooner England is independant the better.
If Cameron had half a brain he’d go for English independence, because it would end, at a stroke, the possibility of another Labour government in Westminster.
Hopefully some boundary changes will take a few seats away from Labour.
59 seats up for grabs – PR would give Labour 24 seats not 41, Cons 10 not 1
Labour 41 seats 42.0%
Liberal Democrat 11 18.9%
Scottish National Party 6 19.9%
Conservative 1 16.7%
It’s the boundaries that need changing, not the voting system.
English independence is good for another reason too.
It’s the UK that is a member of the EU, not England. If England left the UK, we would be rid of several problems in one easy measure.
Strangely, it should get support from the Scottish Nationalists because they want “independence within the EU” (if there ever was such a thing).
“Independence within the EU”
That phrase alone sums up the jockanese idiocy level, they are beyond parody.
i have to admit that was one of the most stupid concepts which the SNP have evercome up with. However now that the Scots Legal System has been royally fucked by the EU and its completely unecessary Human Rights legislation maybe just maybe they will think again about that daft idea.
David Lloyd George was “a true Welshman” and many of my Welsh chums will get upset if I criticise him as a philandering womaniser who took back handers.
Then the KO comes when you correctly, point out that he was not Welsh. They get red in the face and then you calmly tell them he was born in Manchester. Tee Hee!!
A pig born in a palace isnt a prince
And who cares that he was a crook and a womanizer. He was a fcuking Liberal
Manchester a palace ??????
Better for your spelling i hope. Its” Independent” .
It’s it’s, not its.
My horror at seeing him “speak” the chamber is somewhat offset by the pleasant surprise of seeing Peter Luff in harness. He’s a good man.
First thing that came to hand when he got dressed, eh ?
Snork.
He should fuck off back to Kirkcaldy and stay there .
How typically bloody hypocritical of the Bastard. He who as Chancellor deprived our troops of vital equipment in the theatre of war. His interest is for jobs in his constituency and the subsequent votes NOT the interests of our armed forces.
The man is a gerrymandering hypocrite.
Who is he talking too? Can he not look the government in the eye?
Is he watching a game of tennis?
He can’t work out why he’s on the other side of the chamber – he still thinks he *is* the government
I saved the Universe don’t you know?
Look at him at 5:01 when Luff is speaking…he has a sneer on his face and his eyes closed. Utter Twat.
Yeah. Couldn’t resist… http://goo.gl/iurV
And whatever they do .DO NOT PUT 3D CAMERAS IN THE COMMONS
it pains me to say it but he’s right! at least on the defence of the country.
regardez, ecoutez et repetez. peep.
Not necessarily.
The deployment and home base of the carriers, and all other naval assets, should be a decision for the Navy taken on the grounds of military strategy. When refit becomes due, the yard best able to complete the work cost-effectively should be used.
The government may see fit to share work around among yards to ensure the maintenance of capability in several places. No government should commit itself to refit contracts on ships that are not yet built.
Much better the refit target is in France rather than the UK. If these boats ever get to be used in anger, the ports of refit will be very high on the list of targets to take out pdq by whoever is causing the rumpus against the Yuroeens.
Last time I was on one of her Majesty’s grey funnel line, we were subject to Compulsory Competitive Tendering when it came to refit time. We spent 4 days sailing up the east coast waiting for the results of the process to find out which particular shipyard we were going to on the Tyne.
Clearly Brown wants the Royal Navy to be glued into paying Rosyth for the duration of the lifetime of these carriers. Not a wise decision.
Defence of which country ?
You should be ashamed of the way you are treating a former PM ,I detested the policy,s Mrs Thatcher brought to this country ,but would not wish her harm and glad she is home with her loved ones and i hope she has many good years left,as much as you hate Gordon Brown he was still our Pm ,at least show a bit of respect ,all this anti Jock and hoping he dies is sick
ANDY EDINBURGH
me again
Funniest post I’ve read here!
I dont want him dead , I want him to be strung up in public and all English voters allowed to vent there anger on him , Then i will rip his fucking mong infested head off and shit down his neck .
Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! England
Billy B – another swinging voter !!
I would prefer to see swinging politicians.
Don’t sit on the fence Billy. Tell us how you relly feel.
You missed out the pain and suffering we all want him to go through as well.
That should be “unbearable pain and suffering”, surely?
Sorry about my awful grammar, spelling and punctuation.
Duly noted.
Andy Edinburgh is a wanker
good comment Andrew, on last nights Guardians CIF there was Marxest Tristrams
laughing at mrs Thatcher having dementia, and the moderators let them get away with it. non of their comments were removed.
i F*****g hate the left.
I hope he gets arse cancer or something and dies a horrible undignified death in pain all the while being ridiculed by the nation and abandoned by his loved ones.
He is a wretched detestable failure.
Loved ones?
Who they?
Yes, that mistake did rather leap from the screen.
I’d be pleased if Brown was at home with his loved ones – and probably his family, too. Just as long as he fucking well stays there, incommunicado, never to return.
Margaret Thatcher was ELECTED three times. Her main concern was to stand up for Britain and give it integrity. People from the Left always bring up the pit closures in their attempts to denigrate her.Prior to the 80′s is was a terrible thing that a man had to go down the pits and work in those conditions, then as soon as she started to close them down, it somehow became a hallowed job. In todays eco friendly ethos of the Left, I don’t understand why they don’t appreciate the reduction in pollution by burning of fossil fuels.
Brown was NEVER elected. He lied and cheated the British people. He had no respect for his predecessor and was obstructive in his working relationship with him. He lied about the funding of our Troops. He lied about the way he treated his colleagues and staff. He was and still is a self serving Bastard…. Respect… you must be joking.
That is your opinion m8 ,but when people attack Mrs t you will be the first to come on here moaning ,people up here in Scotland don,t think she stood up for us,that is why you have one mp in Scotland and the Tories are hated with a passion ,but i will not lower myself to attack her why because what she did was wrong in MY OPINION ,but it was what she believed in,its not helping this blog with posts hoping someone gets cancer cmon that is not fair
ANDY EDINBURGH
PS lABOUR ARE AHEAD IN THE POLLS ,ED WILL BE THE NEXT PM CAN,T WAIT
You’ll just have to – Ed will never win with that gob of his.
I hope you’re watching at midday to day as the bumbling idiot that is RedEd stumbles through his speech…
I’m sorry to say that I thought MilliD would have been more of a challenge, perhaps he would have had a backbone, chances are that Labour will get torn apart due to lack of control.
Opposition for oppositions sake…
Clearly I meant MilliE not MilliD there… RTFP!
RESPECT????
Oh please I could die laughing!!!………..LOL……..!!!
Let’s see if he has the courage to turn up at PMQs to see Cameron occupying the PM role.
My money’s on him disappearing for another few more months.
It reminded me of his signing of the Lisbon treaty, done late, sneaking in and conducting himself like the cowardly toad he is.
someone said to mrs Thatcher how would the French defend Paris ?
mrs Thatcher,, They’ve never tried .
They tried from 1914 to 1918, losing 1.4 million men with another 4 million wounded. They lost over 200,000 in WW2, as well as 140,000 or so in the Franco-Prussian War of 1870-71. We can fairly say that the French have defended Paris, although on two out of three occasions they were unsuccessful.
As somebody observed recently, it’s a pity that Hitler did not threaten to raise their pension age in 1940 – they might have put up a stiffer resistance!
I know about the Armistice in 1918 but The First World War was actually 1914 – 1919 surely? The Treaty of Versailles was signed in June of that year.
Thanks for providing the clip, but I dare not play it for fear of irreparably damaging my screen in an outburst of entirely uncharacteristic violence. If we never saw McBust again it would be too soon.
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Get a room boys.
Guido, I can’t seem to cut-n-paste your Youtube Video into my Daily Mail column. Can you just go back to text posts please.
Up to 50 coalition MPs could vote against the Government if it seeks to keep hold of control orders on terror suspects, former Conservative leadership contender David Davis warned.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/8104116/Control-orders-will-be-opposed-by-50-Coalition-MPs-says-David-Davis.html
Yeah but Labour /Stasi will back the goverment
DD best home sec this country never had
Bit of a pompous twat I’m afraid
D Davis is one of the very few politicians for who I have a measure of respect. He is, of course, correct, on this issue.
By restricting peoples’ freedoms without fair legal process, we make ourselves what our enemies wish to think we are. We do not put control orders on people we suspect of, but cannot prove guilt of, murder or rape.
Throw them out or put them before the courts, end of story.
Well, you cannot throw them out if they are British citizens. However, it might be effective to explain to them that, since they hate us, they would find that they will be watched very closely for the rest of their lives in the UK.
So, perhaps they would like to emigrate, with their extended families, to somewhere else. We could offer them financial support to bugger off and revoke their citizenship as soon as they leave.
Yep , I wonder what would have happened if DD had won instead of Dave C (Con leadership) .
GB would have won on May 05 against DD.
I used to quite like DD but he is really now a bit of a liability. Ambition sans ability and friends tends to be a dangerous thing.
My wife has a favourite song at the moment….
“Take me down to Menopause City, where the grass is whatever fucking colour I say it is!”
Bleedin’ women.
only women bleed..
As Dr David Kelly discovered, when he cut his wrists.
She’s scared stiff of Jonah!
I drank four litres of fizzy orange to get the courage to make that speech.
By the looks on their faces the 3 members behind you are getting the full benefit of the blowback.
Looks like a group of undertakers behind him waiting to measure up. Cheered me up no end.
All Scottish Labour male politicians look like that except for Elmer Fudd.
Love Art London Want to be part of a flash mob? Monday 8 November, 7pm, King’s Cross Station. If you want in, post your email address in the comment box and we’ll send details. Mum’s the word.
I’ll be there, will you?
Can anyone tell me who the fine filly sitting to Gordon Brown’s right-hand side is?
His Nurse ?
That is Margaret Curran, who holds the fine distinction of being the Labour candidate who LOST the Glasgow East by Election. As she is part of the Labour Establishment in Scotland, they found her another “safe” seat to win.
Yeah, Billy was right, his nurse obviously.
Wet-nurse?
No, the right hand side of Gordon – not the fair haired old hag from MacBeth.
The old hag from Macbeth is Maggie Curran, known as Stairhead Rammy Mags, in Scotland. She’s got some tongue on her and would cause a fight in an empty room.
You are joking aren’t you…really…please.
Labour has pushed ahead of the Conservatives in the wake of Chancellor George Osborne’s comprehensive spending review, according to a poll released today.
The survey in The Independent puts the Tories down five points since a similar poll a fortnight ago on 35%, trailing Labour on 37% (up three points).
It was the first time a survey by pollsters ComRes has put Labour in the lead since Gordon Brown’s 2007 “bounce” when a surge in popularity led him to consider a snap election
Don’t believe a word of it. Confidence is building. Companies and people are working hard, knowing that there is less chance of them being punished for success.
If the great British publics memory is so short there is no hope left.
Martin Gay is just clinging to the last bits of flotsam and jetsom of his ruined world, bless him.
“…..put Labour in the lead since Gordon Brown’s 2007 “bounce” when a surge in popularity led him to consider a snap election.”
Which he famously bottled.
Garotte the BBC propaganda unit editors and then three months later, see just how popular ZaNu are with no spin machine.
That poll was a wish fulfilment poll for the Independent. I prefer Sunday’s YouGov poll that said the Cons were 5% ahead.
Never have I come across such a hoon as David Cameron.
He is not fit for purpose !
… http://bit.ly/d21M10
You thould thpend thome time with me.
Hey, now’s a good time for another snap election.
“Wavy Davey” and “snap” in the same sentence brings a wonderful image to my mind.
That twat on the right who looks like he’s sucking a lemon whilst putting his finger in an electrical socket, is the the bent fucker who one the Glasgow East election isn’t it, the one where the electoral register went walkies? It might be Glasgow West, but who gives a fuck?
Nah. It’s Lyndsay Roy – Glenrothes. 6,000 new postal votes . Then the paperwork got ‘lost’
No its Margaret Curran you are thinking about- but she ended up sitting beside him anyway-see below.
The workers of Rosyth have inflicted Gordon Brown on the nation for the last 13 years and should NOT be rewarded for it by giving them new contracts.
They are indirectly responsible for the economic catastrophe Gordon introduced by his interference in banking regulations. They need to be punished.
Worse than bankers they are, the bastards. How about a winfall tax on the shipyards of Fife?
They can only do dinghys now.
O/T http://www.oldholborn.net/2010/11/you-know-what-to-do.html
I’m still prime minister. I simply chose to speak from the opposition benches. That’s how powerful I am. No one can make me speak from the government bench.
Guido! There is an advert on the right of the screen for something called the Stella Artois World Draught Championships!
We all know that it is gassy giggle water and a complete and utter marketing exercise. I even heard some numpty tell his mate that a particular pub “does a nice pint of Stella”. It is standardised, pasteurised, advertised, pressurised Euro lager that bears no resemblance to either beer or lager. Ask any German lager drinker.
The Stella marketing team clearly have no shame and have had a embarrassment bypass. The foam on the top “seals in the flavour”? No! it doesn’t! It makes sure you don’t actually get a full glass of their overpriced fizzy gloop!
Wouldn’t beat the wife without it.
Right that’s the negative bit, now tell us ignoramuses what a bloody good lager is.
When I lived in Germany I used to drink Augustiner Bräu Helles (5.2%). Top stuff and available online.
Stella Artois is made partly from maize, so cannot properly be considered ‘beer’, even of an inferior kind.
I managed to listen to the dreaded Brown thing for 46 seconds.
Has anyone managed to listen to the whole speech without dying, throwing up or going insane?
I listened to it all live, but I felt dirty and ashamed afterwards.
Listening to Brown is like being pissed on by a rabid giant 5 foot spider.
What was particularly horrible about his speech was the way he wrapped himself in the flag at the beginning, paying tribute to our dead and maimed. The object of this filthy hypocrisy was to make it harder for anyone to jeer at him, as he continued with his leaden pitch for the people who keep him employed.
M….m…mmm….Mister Speaker I will take no hypocritical lectures from those sitting on the Opposition Benches(whisper whisper from those sitting nearby the “Great Pretender”) er er er er t…t…the benches opposite on w…w…w…ww…wwhere my d..dd.d.d…duty lies …it is with my con…nn……stituents in F..f.f..f.f.fife and I w’w'w’w'will con.n.n.n.n.tinue to hypocritically p.p.p.p.pp..lay the patriotic card at every opportunity in the future in the national interest ……
Welcome back Gordon…everyone at “The Drey” has missed you. We look forward to more patriotic hyperbole in the future. Now that you have returned to politics will you be making your next public appearance at Cenotaph for Rememberance Sunday as an ex-PM in view of your patriotic sentiments ?
P.S. Five minutes of you has lifted the gloom on this grey morning……….thank you !!!
What a great mission statement for this blog
“Going for the coalitions jugular 24 hours a day. THE TRUTH WILL OUT!”
We always love a bit of the Brown stuff on here.
Gone for 6 months but not forgotten by the window lickers.
Can you ask your mate to return all his wages he has had for the time he hasn’t attended the HOC for his constituents,we can then assess how much we can recover from his pension and expenses we can also surcharge him for the time police security officers were sat on their arses ,while he pretended to write another book on his courage and how he foretold the monetry crises which started in America.
Yes, I can confirm, Gordon Brown is still an arsehole.
fuck pig
When will George Osborne tell the truth ??
Last week three British churches (the Methodist, Baptist, and United Reformed) issued an important joint press release which has been completely ignored by the mainstream press. It is time that we woke up and paid attention to it.
Perhaps the language they used was too polite. However their allegation is significant and demands a response from the Treasury: the churches are saying that Chancellor George Osborne grossly exaggerated the scale of benefit fraud in his spending review two weeks ago.
George Osborne told MPs: ‘Nor will fraud in the welfare system be tolerated any more. We estimate that £5 billion a year is being lost in this way – £5 billion that others have to work long hours to pay in their taxes.’
However that figure is not true. I have now been onto the Treasury and it is clear that the real figure for fraud in the benefits system is £1.5 billion a year, or less than one third of the sum which Osborne claimed in his spending statement. It is true that there were benefit overpayments of some £5.2 billion in the last financial year (2009/10) but the majority of these according to HMRC figures were error rather than fraud.
Go and post your bollocks elsewhere postman.
Well if they all lump their praise together and get their boss to write a strongly worded burning bush then I will give a sh*=t But until then it’s just fluff from the fluffiest brains of them all !
“I think it is important to say to those people who lost their lives in Afghanistan” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF their dead they can’t listen, and YOU were a big part of their unnecessary death.
I thought I’d watch the vile cowardly piece of shit last night for a laugh. Big mistake, it was thoroughly depressing. I seem to have forgotten how much his insincerity and stupid presence angers me.
I really don’t envy you seeing that spectacle ape man!! I could not watch it as I would have clawed out my own eyes with my own hands and stamped on my own eyes with my own feet !!!
Well you have to remember Gordon thinks his dead Dad talks to him, so for someone with such a delusion it is perfectly feasible that he could talk to dead people.
If only we could go back to 1997
Too late, we won’t put the clocks back for at least another year.
We did here…it’s five past Sunderland.
No we don’t Billy, that’s when Blair started his reign of hate against the British people.
Billy I would have thought going back before Wilson gave us the corrupt “YES YES” referendum on the EUROPEAN ECONOMIC COMMUNITY,was a better bet.
As hated as they were, imagine if Major’s Conservatives had won in 1997, and the Blair/Brown Terror had never happened.
Imagine Major, still has PM, and the country running a budget surplus. Dull, but solvent. We’d be moaning about the Cones Hotline rather than unfettered immigration, ruined education, illegal wars, record debt, empty vaults where gold used to be.. Ho hum. The benefit of hindsight.
You have a good point ! Tess
I sincerely hope he rots in hell along with the labour party. I hate his guts.
Me too, but that’s a given.
sorry just seen this
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3207503/Tony-Blair-contributed-27000-to-David-Milibands-failed-Labour-leadership-bid.html
thought Saint Tone was a non-dom ?
Where’s Balls?
His economic policy is now in tatters as a double dip looks unlikely.
Anyone notice Ed ‘Red’ Milli mr mr mr mr speaker yesterday? Scary.
Thtop being tho beathtly to me.
I demand rethpect.
One fuckwit out, two in. I’m running out of choices of who to twat with my wet haddock.
Just had about 35 seconds of Gormless Mctw@ts ramblings. Noticed how the Lieber MPs surrounded him like a bunch of ‘tards, and I also noticed how John BirkCow called the session to an end after Mctw@t had sat his rancid arse down. So there you have it folks, top of the Bill! Aaaaaaaargh!!
Zoom to 5:40 in the video!
Was that an oink or a botty-burp?
A ginger rodent Tessa
Take the micky out of a Labour blogger here. This guy is the ultimate fukktard.
http://www.labour-news.co.uk/
After months of asking where is Brown and when is he going to surface in the commons, the bastard shows up. Couldn’t stand to look at the gurning one eyed scotch twat. Still had an army of sycophants/admirers surrounding him. Same old Labour.
Had to turn him off and start swearing for at least 30 minutes. Scotch bastard. Fucking moron. Fat lazy lump of shit. Non stop expletives for 30 minutes!
Same feelings when I see Balls/Cooper/Straw/Mandelson/Murphy in fact any of the two hundred plus scotch labour twats.
I have the same feelings about the entire 650 arseholes encumbent, (accent on the bent) in the House of Corruption.
I wish them all ill. I have prevailed upon an aquaintance of mine who professes Satanism to lay a curse on the entire panoply of corrupt shite. He assures me it will prove efficaceous.I do not know how long it takes, but I am assured it is inevitable and irrevocable. Sounds reasonable.
This utter excrement should have been jailed for life – natural life I was going to say , but nothing about this monster is natural.
A vile and repulsive piece of crap.
Do the only decent thing in your rotten and miserable life you garbage and walk around Afghanistan with a bulls eye on your forehead.
Put beautifully! Should have been taken out and shot long ago.
Afghanistan? England would do.
for gords sake …put him back in a padded cell with all the pills he wants …and lock the door and throw away the key ,Michael.
At the end of the clip I see that Jill Pay is still masquerading as Serjeant at Arms, a post which she is manifestly ill-equipped to fulfill. Can’t they send her to the canteen? A bit more her mark.
“Her appointment was unusual in that the position is one normally reserved for those with a military background. Pay is responsible for security in the House of Commons”
Explains the illegal search of Parliament under five bellies?
The arsonist always returns to the scene of the fire, usually when the firefighters are starting to put it out.
The french have had hundreds of years to learn English
British jobs for Scottish Workers
It is great that this respectable, competent man is back in Parliament to lead us to glory!
Well set me on fire!
Shit…that was Willie Colon!
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Did anyone notice that of all the days to come back to the House Of Commons he ends up sitting beside Margaret “stairheid rammie” Curran -on who’s coupon it would take an army of plastic surgeons armed with pneumatic drills to fashion a smile?
Who was that in the movie clip? Never seen him before…
Seeing that fat, ugly, Scottish moron stagger to his feet agaiin the House of Commons, reminds us what a completely irrelevant windbag he actually is! The fact that that we had to endure his boring, broad Scottish piffle for so long, while he was trashing the economy so comprehensively, is bad enough. That we should still have to listen to his garbage is outrageous . Brown should be in jail for what he did to our country, not spouting righteously in Parliament!
Aye, get the bastard in jail, so I can find out whether Sarah is as good a shag as ‘arriet!
Im glad to see Gordon back in the house and speaking out. i wold still rather have him as PM than the pinky and perky of the ConDems
Gordon Brown is a Spaz.
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