A usually reliable source emails to say contrary to speculation (see below) Boris hasn’t been thrown out by the long-suffering Marina. He has left her and is under the delusion that the latest love interest is “The One”. Here we go again…
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Norman Tebbit has a humble brag:
“We Maastricht rebels were derided and abused for opposing the single currency by the wise, clever, Guardianista soft centre left establishment from whom we now hear so little on the matter.”
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
Good luck to him .
…and Dave sat back with a sigh of contentment…
erm.. that’s right, I, sorry not I, Boris, that’s it Boris! wasn’t kicked out on his arse. No, no, no, no. no. I, sorry Boris, left of his own accord.
Got that ? Smashing!
Toodlepip old chap.
The usually reliable source is probably Mrs Boris..
Will he never learn?
Marina, Aqua Marina?
I used to watch her on Stingray, why did she marry Boris?
I gave her one, once, but it took two weeks to disentangle the strings.
Didn’t he leave his first wife because he was carrying on an affair with Marina? YES HE DID! Those spots are not for changing.
Marina, poor cow, better off without him.
Aren’t you confusing Boris with Morris ?
Wasnt Marina from Stingray ?
No. You’re thinking of ‘Last of the Summer Wine’. Howard’s bird.
Easy mistake to make ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, right ?
Think you are correct for once Billy.
bullshit
Good spot Boris rides a bike, I bet Marina rode one.
He thinks the cow in the field opposite is better than the cow he already has.
More balls than Livingstone eh?
“usually reliable source”
Code for Boris.
I thought that La Marina was, like Veronica Berlusconi, some species of bimbo eruption herself.
Boris isn’t the only one that likes a jump . . . . . heh heh heh
Boris is well known for always being up for a jump
I am not keen on Blondes. I prefer, dark, handsome with a big…er…intellect.
Boris asked for a hand job.
Juicy Jenny set to work and said “Do you, know, you’ve got the biggest dick I’ve ever held.”
“You’re pulling my leg!”
You are Nick Clegg and I claim my free five pounds.
“Free five pounds”, was that from QE?
Brilliant”
“The Boris Marina”
A clapped oot british model, soon to be traded in for a racey new Italian
Yes, the Boris Ital. (It didn’t sell.)
When he was in Brussels, Boris had an Italian model, the beautiful but highly strung Allegra; I don’t think he’ll be trying that source again.
Er, um. Sorry to butt in, chaps. Anyone got a puncture repair kit?
My ‘lifelike’ inflatable Maggie seems to have sprung a leak.
Oh dear – sounds like you have let her down, yourself down and the rest of the house down. Suggest you don’t play with pins anymore (said the inflatable man).
She was doing OK until Boris gave her a love-bite – then she just farted and flew straight out of the window.
Go girl, cut the trouser legs of all his suits to school boy length. Or better still find yourself a man who behaves like a grown up.
Rather would rather have a hetro Mayor than a Labour Homo any day. All Labour people are advocates for taking it up the hershey highway?
O/T – No comment required.
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Jesus WEPT !!
No wonder the human race is fucked.
Hey – let’s have some perspective here. It only says that sales will top Tony Blair and Katie Price’s books. Seems reasonable to me.
Boris, don’t forget that only the first half-hour is free. After that you must find a docking station.
Docking station = William Hague on all fours.
Mindbleach !!!!!!
Dear God!! Your imagination is clearly out of control CC.
And yours CP….
Jesus Christ
I can’t stop laughing.
You prick. In a nice way.
According the Daily Mail , Can you guess what is the most popular boys name ?
Quentin?
Carruthers….?
Dwayne
Mohammad?
Correct
Bollox, mate. I heard it was Oliver or Tulliver or some other made up name.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1324194/Mohammed-popular-baby-boys-ahead-Jack-Harry.html
Ha ha. If it’s in The Femail, it must be true, son.
Those middle class white breeders are gonna regret following the fashion of the day when Islam becomes an illegal cult.
Tossers.
Also the most popular name with suicide bombers;
Correct in the West Midlands.
Arbuthnot…?
Ewanme?
I hope he is not claiming expenses to pay for the lady of the night.
OH groan, middle aged man syndrome again. How old is she, 21?
Worked his way through all the young ones has he?
No, just male syndrome. Where as our minds wander his dick follows up!
I suppose we just have to be thankful he’s not a trouser pilot.
Is he out to beat Red Ken’s record?
Its clear why Boris has been so dismissive of the notion of a broken society, when he has proved unable to stop shagging females despite having a loving family waiting at home.
He seems a first rate fellow and being a relentless pussy hound only makes me warm to him all the more Sir!!!
I would willingly chew his large plums an all.
“A usually reliable source emails to say contrary to speculation ”
Mossad ?????
Really, Guido – is Westminster so quiet that you have to regard fluff like this as news?
You know what these Turkish waiters like Boris are like. Always going off with the next Brit slag that comes along looking for a holiday romance.
Sorry, did I say waiters? I meant wankers.
Ah, dear Boris, much as one loves him, one has to agree that he’s NOT the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.
Is Boris working for the new Caliphate? He wants Turkey in the EU, thereby flooding Western Europe, and the UK in particular, with millions more muzlims. He is also agitating for an amnesty for hundreds of thousands of illegal, third-world immigrants in London.
Has he been expelled from the Consrervative Party yet?
No, but Henley-On-Thames smells a lot better these days.
You are right. Boris is a fucking disgrace.
What water do these London mayors drink? I want some.
I wonder if the poor sod has had to book into the local YMCA for a room? All that shit about what’s mine, what’s her’s to come eh? Can’t be good walking the streets at night, especially in London, especially if you’re a tall blond……
Dunno about YMCA but once dossed down in Henley YHA. Very nice, if I remember correctly. 50p a night and all we had to do was lick the kitchen floor clean in the morning.
Boris you are my hero, even though you are a Tory twat. Do you like little girls?
Fair goes Guido. You have upset the gay coalition with stories of Hague’s toy boy, so how about a look at Gove and his young advisor, Rachel, and the £500,000 payoff? Were they sharing a hotel room I wonder?
Our Olympic Wife-Jumping team is predicted to take gold in 2012. To the tune of Yakketty-Yak, a relay of blond-wigged males is chased by women waving frying pans, divorce petitions and maintenance claims.
Gold medal in the diving too
I’ve sasid it before and I’ll say it again: that stupid toff doesn’t know which side his bread is buttered.
Saw Boris out and about in an Islington restaurant, kiddies and missus in tow, only a few nights before he’s sposed to have moved out – all looked fine. A normal(ish) family having an ordinary Sat’day night meal out. Just goes to show you never can tell.
I even went over and shook the man’s hand. Said I’d be voting for him in 2012!
Ah well, he’s a loveable rogue, and he’s still better than Ken. Though Cameron must be quietly relieved.
I see this clown is now complaining about the cuts in housing benefits. He’s so fucking stupid he can’t understand that it’s the private landlords who are making a mint out of DSS lodgers, knowing they will be guaranteed huge amounts from the taxpayers.
Once these rents are limited to £400 per week from the DSS the landlords will quickly have a rethink because they will not get working tenants to pay their exorbitant rents. Of course, it’s possible that the buffoon Boris isn’t so stupid but has his fingers in nicely the pie from these greedy landlords – or is one himself.