Quote of the Day

Sarah Palin said…

“Mr Obama, I can see 2012 from my house.”

Halloween: Deficit Denying Monster Mash

Manifesto Called for Housing Benefit Reform

CCHQ’s opposition research operation really should have spotted this and used it to rebut Labour’s demented attack on the Housing Benefit “final solution” (© Polly). LibDem blogger Peter Black highlights this manifesto commitment

‘Housing Benefit will be reformed so we do not subsidise people to live in private sector accommodation on rents working families couldn’t afford’

Eminently reasonable in policy terms, £20,000 a year in rent is of course way beyond what the majority of us can afford. The quote is taken from the Labour Party manifesto, written by one Ed Miliband…

James Purnell when he was at the DWP said he wanted to ensure “people on benefits do not end up getting subsidies for rents that those who work could never afford”. Last week Ed piously called on LibDems to block the implementation of a policy he advocated in the Labour Party manifesto, claiming, “That is not what they came into politics for. I hope they will vote with their consciences.”

The barefaced hypocrisy is breathtaking.

UPDATE : Tim Montgomerie scolds Guido for missing that the Tory Press Office tweeted the Miliband quote on Friday and Sayeeda used it later on Any Questions. Nevertheless Guido contends that if CCHQ had been on the ball it would have been deployed at PMQs which is where it was really needed.

Quote of the Day

Danny Alexander tweeted in retort to Harriet Harman’s gingerism…

“I am proud to be ginger and rodents do valuable work cleaning up mess others leave behind. Red squirrel deserves to survive, unlike Labour.”

Happy Halloween

Watch out for the deficit denying undead zombies:

Quote of the Day

Fine Gael TD Michael Ring said

“Now look at the mess we’re in and look at the mess this country is in. Next year the Queen is talking about coming to Ireland for a state visit. Maybe we should say to the Queen when she comes ‘you know, we have our own independence now, we’ll hand you back the country and we’ll apologise for the mess that we’re after making of it. Because at least when they were running the country they didn’t put it into the mess and the hock that we are in now.”

Poll: Horrific Halloween Choices


*Osborne trick or treat slasher mask courtesy of The Mirror (download here N.B. 22 megabytes).

Saturday Seven Up

7upLast week saw 71,871 visitors make 211,267 visits to view 329,939 pages. Boris and firemen stories dominated, so far none of the mainstream media have followed up Guido’s revelation that Boris has left the family home of his own volition. They will eventually…

The top stories last week in order of popularity were:

You’re either in front of Guido, or you are behind…

Finally An A-Polly-Gee

In a rare move for the belligerent and hyperactive columnist, Polly Toynbee this morning apologised for the inflammatory language that Guido highlighted the other day, when she compared a slight tweak in government benefits policy to the slaughter of six million Jews.[…]

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Friday Caption Contest (Glass Half Fool Edition)

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Quote of the Day

Cllr Nigel Fletcher tweets:

“PM says he “hit the phones” at EU summit yesterday. A nice change from the last PM, who used to hit people with phones.”[…]

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Shadow Minister for "Command and Control"

Labour MP Emma Reynolds sparked outrage last night at an Oxford Union debate. The YBF sponsored event discussing whether the channel was wider than the Atlantic gave the Shadow Junior Foreign Office Minister a chance to share some of her more extreme views on China.[…]

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Where’s Gordon's™ Courage?

We are a week or two now short of having paid Gordon Brown to stay at home for six months writing his Beyond the Crash – How I Saved the World book. Guido has no objection to him embarking on a new career as a fiction writer, it is just that he sees no reason why the taxpayer should subsidise his writing.[…]

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Quote of the Day

Lord Tebbit tells the Prime Minister…

“… he would do better to go down fighting than to surrender in some Vichy-style arrangement, pretending to hold on to sovereignty by agreeing to what Europe demands. The empty decks of the aircraft carriers will mock a decision to subsidise the ambitions of our masters in Brussels.”[…]

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Which Ministers and SpAds Got the Handbags, iPads, iPods, Champagne Gifts…

True to promise today details of hospitality and gifts received by ministers and special advisers, ministerial meetings with external organisations and all overseas trips by ministers across government are published on the Cabinet Office website.

This is the first time special advisers’ gifts and hospitality has been made public.[…]

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Red Ed's Euro Piggies

Last week ten deficit-denying Labour MEPs voted against a freeze in the EU’s budget. What is it that  could possibly make them want to defend the status quo? Well in the last year alone the the luddites have claimed £786,478.66 between them from the taxpayer.[…]

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Heather Wheeler talks to Burton Mail about her tweet…

“It was a tongue in cheek pop after the European Parliament tweet – it was purely that. I also wanted to congratulate Team GB on a brilliant result and thirdly congratulate the Commonwealth countries who also did very well. Fourth, I am also looking forwarded to establishing new trade agreements. That was it – nothing more. Let’s just enjoy the summer!”

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