AV Means Labour’s Self-Perceived Lesser Miliband Could Win
YouGov’s data is now out from the Sunday Times Labour leadership poll which forecasts Ed Miliband winning. The Labour party’s use of AV shows how perverse that electoral system can be.
- 44% think David Miliband “would be most effective, as leader of the opposition, at holding the present government to account”, versus 21% for his brother Ed.
- 55% think David “Is most likely to lead Labour to victory at the next General Election”, only 25% think Ed would do so.
- 45% think David “Would make the best Prime Minister” versus 28% for Ed.
Yet YouGov calculate Ed will just shade it on second preferences. Are they mad? Labour supporters think David Miliband is twice the leader his younger brother will be, yet they are going to choose the weaker candidate on second preferences. As Forrest Gump might say – “Stupid is as stupid does”…
AV is all very well if you like that sort of thing, for candidates from the SAME party. Not at all good for candidates of DIFFERENT parties.
god help us if either Millipead gets in.
Diane Abbott and Ken in London are our only saviour
http://londonmuslims.blogspot.com/2010/09/labour-party-leadership.html
Before the rise of the caliph!!
Anyone who says they can fully predict all the results of an AV vote is lying.
Eurgh! Touche Éclat and Vaseline is so last season.
This is why I left Lundun yonks ago.
Smoggie,you won’t escape it forever;they are chipping away at the foundations in all parts of the country.
..parts of the Globe
The holy father SS sturmfuhrer will put a stop to that.
it’s because you’re a twat
witless
Red Ken Livingslime (and Oona King’s ) top policies for London…… attack Boris, and get Boris out of being mayor. Well, that was a productive policy announcement.
Ken is going to fight the coalition cuts, and with zero money he will increase funding for EVERYTHING, even for his old friends no doubt. Looks like Londoner’s better get used to Ken stealing more of their money, along with his London Olympics tax that the feckless who pay no tax approve of.
Wait, Ken says that Boris increased travel fares massively. Selective memory from Livingslime who raised bus fares a massive 62% in ONE year.
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Both are cynical, sneering and nasty. In an era of concensus politics, Ed might just be the better choice although there really isn’t much in it.
I tried to fit between them, but alas to no avail!
Well, you see, lots of people have been desperately trying to coherce me between them and Dave Cameron, hence my shabby, torn appearance.
+1
woh he neva said
I see Iceland is to put their ex PM and three ministers on trial for fucking up the economy
http://jurist.org/paperchase/2010/09/iceland-commission-recommends-charges-against-ex-pm-over-financial-crisis.php
Hand yourself in Gordon and Darling, we can work this out #moaty
Well that’s refreshing a bit of justice in the world, although it only says “recommends” OH.
How was your summer Bob? No don’t tell me!
*chortle*
They’re both physically repulsive.
Particularly odious picture of David
O/T Looking forward to Peter Tatchell attacking the Pope this evening on Channel 4
Maybe he’s forgotten this
http://www.petertatchell.net/age%20of%20consent/consent%20at%2014.htm
The pope will kick seven shades of shit out of Tachell, using techniques he learned in the ..er.. Berlin Boy Scouts.
Are there any nice pictures of David?
Don’t knock it. If Catholics used birth control, there’d be no Guido
Agreed – Mrs Sinatra will have a single room please.
does this mean that whilst everton drew with man utd, everton get all three points?
I’ll have some of that
So we all agree they are such complete weirdos, career-politicians who barely look, never mind sound, like humans that neither will ever be PM. But which would be the bigger electoral disaster? Tempting to say Ed given he looks even weirder but I think it would be David – more likely to have another banana style PR disaster and/or be implicated in the torture cover-up.
Both are mere placemen doing as they are told. All they have to do is filter their orders using their own slanted spin disguised as reasoning and hey presto! They arrive at a virtually identicle conclusion, from a different perspective, what a coincidence.
Could the BBC do us a favour and also go on strike on the day they are supposed to announce which monkey wins the Labour leadership?
pure coincidence, of course, datewise…
just when will the gutless tory party grow some and sort these twats out?
Norman Tebbit for DG!
Taking strike action and planning it for the Tory Conference finally proves how partisan the BBC is. At least viewers will be able to watch unbiased coverage on the other channels and not have to endure Laura K.
But isn’t it aan advantage to be a Lesser Miliband rather than a greater Miliband?
A bit like Lesser Geek and Greater Geek.
Do you mean like the difference between an idiot or a moron?
Unfortunately no. They are neither idiots nor Morons. They are very intelligent Marxist geeks who know nothing of the reality of life in Britain.
Juist to add although we enjoy a great quality of life in the material sense, the country has gone to the dogs in every other way ue to the state thinking it knows best. And the Milibands think they know best.
and stupid will do it
But this is the lot who gave us Gordon Brown!
Cheers lads!
What about the lot that gave Dave and his friend. Every system has its ups and down. It might be better to go for US type of system. Even if you vote for an idiot there is senate and congress to protect.
The biggest problem we face is the length of the parliament and number of MPs, if we elections every two years and have around 2,000 MPs (who are paid around £25,000 a year), the government will become accountable to people.
Why not let PROSPECTIVE MPs choose the salary they will be paid if elected (putting the salary on the Voting slip)?
Good idea, as would biennial elections. The Lords were supposed to be a buffer against bad government but proved to be fuck-all use with Blair around. There needs to be a method of pulling the plug on a shitty government (so Dave’s fuckwitted idea of 5 year fixed terms is a total non-starter).
And they should get rid of party Whips, too. Why vote for you local MP if someone else is going to order him how to vote on new laws?
That’s like a monkey auction. Pay peanuts….
Mind you, have you ever met a dishonest monkey?
I’ve not had a monkey lie to me, but i’ve had my crisps nicked by a fucking Barbary ape on Gibraltar.
One took my ciggy out of my hand and sat down and smoked it in the safari park.
Got a hookie cab back from the West End, fucker over charged me
Barbary Apes are partial to cheese’n'onion – this has been known since Darwin’s day.
But at least the ape didn’t steal your pension.
Why not pay MPs £1 per year for every person who voted in the last election in that constitiuency ?
That would encourage MPs to accept larger constituencies (thus far fewer MPs) and would make them encourage more folk to turn out and vote (for anyone) because their pay and pension would depend on it.
The average constituency is about 65,000 – which would be about what they are paid now (but only if they get a 100% turnout).
Only problem I can see would be in Bradfordistan, where the routine Postal Vote fraud would guarantee a 125% turnout every time !
*applause*
genius!
Boys and girls, can you see why it might not be logical for a candidate to encourage folk to turn out to vote for the other candidates?
If it happens, will provide an apt example for the no to AV campaign in the general election.
What so many advocates of AV dont tell you is that there is no requirement to cast second and third preferences and so on. It is only an option to be used if you wish to!! Even under AV a party could request its supporters not to cast any votes other than first preference.
facebook will decide the next election.
Equivalent to restoring the Property Qualification, even allowing for the last government’s plan to ‘give laptops to the socially disadvantaged’; of whom most will either not have applied for the relevant forms, or not bothered to fill them in (expecting said laptop to flutter down from the heavens in response to their entitlement).
“55% think David “Is most likely to lead Labour to victory at the next General Election”, only 25% think Ed would do so.”
So 20 percent think someone else will lead Labour to victory? Diane, perhaps? That is scary.
Is there a figure for how many (realistic) Labour supports think their party won’t win the next election, or the one after that?
yes, simple
120% labour voters think labour will win the next election
125% labour voters think labour will win after that too
From comments I’ve read on this site, more than 100% of Labour supporters think their party won the last election.
To be eligible to vote you have to have declared yourself a complete idiot – by joining the labour party in the first place!
Without swearing I pointed this out months ago to Labourlist – they deleted my comment as trolling.
….. oh well their loss.
The humanity, Billy, the sheer humanity.
There’s an Oirish constituency (soz, no linky link) that a dude who came 8th in first preference voted err…won it. Now I like my comedy but that’s just ridiculous.
I want to be Labour leader again.
Hey look Gordon, there’s a glass of fizzy orange over there, LOOK!
Does anyone know the STD Code for Canterbury?
88 69
BT operate???
Am i the only person to find the whole AV thing a bit confusing, or am i just thick?
What don’t you understand?
1) Number acceptible candidates in order of preference.
2) All votes are counted, losing candidate drops out, votes recounted (anyone who voted for a loser had their next preference counted instead)… repeat till one candidate left — they are the winner.
(if during the count/recount any candidate gets >50% you can stop and declare them the winner immediately, its impossible for them to be overtaken!)
Dear concrete pump (the latest whore of babylon).
Look at it this way. Second Preference= even better than postal voting for “nudging” an election.
I love concrete. I want to cover England wi’it, by ‘eck! The more beautiful the bit of England, the deeper the concrete should be! Ah, loovly!
Can you count to five?
Yes, thank you Sir William, i’m thick.
Thatcher said the problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people’s money. Wrong. The problem is that it’s a steaming pile of shit peddled by Hunts like Bob Crow.
The problem with full blown capitalism is a handful control 95% of the wealth and the others have 5%. Boris Yeltsin’s Russia is a good example. Seems people like you want this.
The problem is always the 5% anon, regardless of the system anon.
“the poor with always be with us”, as Diego Maradona used to say.
Take other countries in Europe, there is much fairer distribution.
…and another thing!
Name one bloody thing – an invention, an innovation, an improvement that any socialist country has ever produced? All they have ever done is copied, very badly, the things that the West produced.
Did the Soviet Union ever export anything that was not painted green or exploded?
LOL!! Remember Concordski….
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tupolev_Tu-144
I can name two, comrade.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilyushin_Il-2
And this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katyusha_rocket_launcher
I suppose the only world changing export success the Soviet Union ever achieved was the AK47 and its many variants. Bloody effective they are too!
95% of the people only have the collective intellect to deal with 5% of the wealth. If you don’t like it, fuck off.
A Handful, I am sure you are part of the 95%, probably part of the bottom 5% stupid enough to believe we cannot change it.
Show me a recorded instance in the history of man when 5% didn’t end up with control 95% of the overall wealth. Even the French Revolution ended up that way. The only possible candidates are undiscovered tribes, aborigines, etc and once the modern world gets to them they end up the same.
So I don’t think it’ll ever change. And from my vantage point, I wouldn’t want it to change.
Chris Rock (PBUH) said that if the asked-for US slave reparations of $1tn (or whatever) were handed over to the brothers by whitey, whitey would have the filthy lucre back within a year. And so it ever was.
Can you please give us an example of a country where socialism has worked. Thank You.
this really is simple
most of the cash is mine anyway
There is no proof that socialism does not work in the People’s Democratic Paradise of North Korea. Everybody happy, happy, happy …or else they are flattened with steamroller.
“Can you please give us an example of a country where socialism has worked. Thank You.”
Oh, simples!
Socialism lifts people out of poverty. At that point, there is no further need for a socialist government.
Count the number of countries with socialist economies 50 years ago: Russia, East Germany, Poland, Latvia, Lithuania, China, Cuba, Hungary, Czechoslovakia, Ukraine, Georgia, Albania, Belarus, North Korea etc etc.
Now, count how many there are today:
Cuba andNorth Korea.So there you are, Socialism works. Except in North Korea. Give it a year or two.
and Smoggie
then flaty happy happy
please don’t say simples
it makes you sound like a c/unt
The soviet union was another good example of this. It was an oligarchy and its successor, Russia, remains so but morphing into fascism from socialism as it always does.
And if you can indicate where we can find some “full blown capitalism” please let us know. I was sure such a thing did not exist outside of the LSE or the student union bar.
I am most happy with conditons in North Korea. We all love our leader. He is a hero and icon to all the people. Did I say we love our leader? We love him. We love conditions and life here. We have freedom. Did I say we love our leader? We love him.
Dey ask me why our glorious football team no win games at the World Cup. They say our goalkeeper was beaten “only seven times”. They are WRONG!
He was beaten many, MANY time.
He learn his lesson good.
very good boy. Collect your extra egg cupful of rice any time after 5pm on Saturday.
I feel sorry for Alistair Campbell. He saw Darren Ferguson’s team throw away a 3 – 1 lead to lose 4 – 3 at Turf Moor and with a little bit of luck and better finishing he cold have seen the same thing at Goodison.
Ah, Kevin! Still parking your Range Rover in that obscure, dark, carpark at the top of Reigate Hill?
Look as I’ve already explained it was all a terrible misunderstanding. I was travelling between Heathrow and Gatwick when I became very fatigued and stopped in a quiet layby for a rest. How the hell was I to know it was a notorious cruising venue. What was I to do when a handsome guy got into the car? I’m sure you would have done the same thing.
Hey hey, here we fucking go!
How apt the BBC workers are the first to strike, there out on Oct 5-6 and Oct 19-20.
You get the rotten fruit and i’ll fuel up the Bedford Rascal.
Will the AlJaBeeb be be missed,not in our house,do we get a refund if radio and tv go off,and I do hope the strikers are not paid for the time they strike.
Make your own refund by cutting up your licence fee, and avoiding the enforcement officer – or refusing to let him enter – until he gives up because its costing too much to come to your house.
Now over to Valerie with a recipe for Pum’kin Pie.
Nobody notices whether they’re working or a strike. So let them get on with it.
Just so long as we’re not paying them for not working.
In fact if we’re not paying them for not working it would be as well for them to go on strike full-time and save us loads of money.
At the same time the beeb could place itself behind a paywall , that way it’ll go into terminal decline like the times.
Don’t forget less people commuting, so faster travel times due to the extortion funded sector no longer travelling.
My God, that is brilliant, AC1. Same thing on the M25, I should think. Superb!
Sorry, I mentioned M25 because when I think of ‘commuting’, I think of trains.
Fiona Bruce is lovely, though. Just sayin’. I’ll give her a job or perhaps she could give me one. Oh, good grief.
oh, good grief, ryhmes with hand relief….. good old Fiona.
Fiona rhymes with bone ‘er
sort off… assonance, don’t ya know…
If they aren’t being paid then I want HMRC to levy the same tax as if they were being paid the hourly going rate.
Why should the taxpayer have to finance a drop in revenue due to these slackers ?
Look at the dates… 5-6th Conservative Party conference, 19-20th spending revue.
So much for public service broadcasting and balanced unbiased reporting, as if we didn’t already know.
Actually that’s good then. They won’t be there to give their biased leftwing point of view will they?!
Hehehe, there’s always a silver lining nell
Sounds like a good couple of days to bury bad news.
It is important to understand that there is no connection at all with the dates – purely random you understand. It also saves us from having to send staff to the wicked Tory conference where they will most probably be murdered (in between the ritual baby scarifices) and pegged out on the beach by the evil Tories to be eaten by seagulls. There will be an in depth interview about this by a number of Labour figures to support our stance in due course
Oh Fuck, what in this world of a multitude of TV Stations and broadcasters, coupled with the vast resources available to us via the t’internet, are we going to do when the BBC goes on strike !!!!
Yeah its a bit like the miners going on strike right after Maggie had stockpiled more than a year of coal at the power stations.
Unions pfft, it was ever thus
Yes, it is possible that Ed may win this.
Does it really matter who the tosspots in the Labour Party choose for their proxy ‘Dear Leader’?
Whoever wins is going to be in hock to the Trade Union Barons and elected through a system that allows some Labour Party ‘voters’ to have as many as 7 votes through affiliation and other membership “rights”!
And the really “stupid is as stupid does” is that a whole heap of funding of the Labour Party comes from the Trade Unions which in turn receive massive cash subsidies from the UK Government … thus you have the idiotic situation that a Conservative dominated Government is stupidly funding the Labour Party.
That really is “stupid is as stupid does!”
If the coalition has not stopped this, UKIP next time.
If they decided by examining (halal, natch) goat entrails, which Miliband to enthrone Queen of the May, who gives a rat’s apart from in-crowd navel-gazers like Fawkes.
I care. The next leader is a vital part of the Decline and Fall of the Labour Parteh.
Fawkes – navel-gazer.
Mandelson – naval glazer.
Met Police – navel taser
Tsar Alexander = naval Kaizer
‘Mexican’ – navel razor
Star Wars – naval laser
Amy Winehouse – nasal grazer
sarah brown – anal baster
TT – he’d need some decent telescopic equipment! Must be a while since that cavern’s been mined for fluff. Uurrgghh…that’s tea in jeopardy.
Hague – spad grazer.
I wonder who Paul the Octupus would pick?
pope benedict – Anal paster
If 55% vote with their first preference for D Miliband on the first round then he will win it outright. If less than 50% do so then the majority don’t want him as leader – at least as their first preference.
AV will give Labour the candidate which is most acceptable to them – if AV is used in Westminster then it will give the outcome most acceptable to the electorate. 65% voted against Labour in 2005 yet we were lumped with Labour (and no small majority either) for 5 years – you cannot honestly tell me that makes more sense as a system?
About about this scenario. A majority of the voluntary party (the voters) want candidate A. the majority of unions (block votes) + PLP (weighted college vote) want candidate B Many people voting for candidate A would be happy with Candidate B as second preference. Many of the others don’t and vote for a no-hoper. Yes, I know. but I mean in the context of the election.
The implications are quite clear, and some mathematical genius can come up with an example to demonstate that the result under AV is open to question.
Neil,
That’s because Labour rigged a system further that was already rigged in it’s favour.
Boundaries have been drawn and re-drawn so that the Tories need a much greater share of the popular vote than does Labour.
The Labour voting Scotch and Welsh are still over-represented.
Don’t even start on the postal voting system.
If Labour end up with a leftist “winner” who failed to secure even a quarter of the first-choice votes, then I will be very happy to see the Bliar/McRuin schism continue to propagate while Bob Crow’s lackeys keep fresh in Britons’ minds what socialists are really all about.
Tweedle dum and tweedle dee, take your pick,both tainted with new Liebour,both in it for themselves,both from the bottom of the barrel,if either win they will find that they will be old men before new new new Liebour get back in.
Another Genuinely unelected Labour leader. Why ruin the habit of what feels like a lifetime?
Do you realise the last genuine Labour leader who was elected Prime Minister was James Callaghan, way way back in 1976?
Talk about extinct.
Sorry Tessa, Callaghan took over from Wilson in 1976, lost the election in 1979, so was never elected Prime Minister by the UK electorate.
Just like Brown in 2007 and Douglas-Home in 1963.
I’m about to get a life…….
Not that Prime Minister is an elected office in any case.
Surely this is a GOOD thing – who want Labour to have an effective Leader – (pity they can’t bring Gordon back)
Quite right Grumpy Old Man. miligeek or miligump. Doesn’t matter which one makes leader, it’s all part of the decline and fall of the labour party.
Neither one of them will make PM.
Bananaman had his chance but lacked the courage. A gutless coward. Just like the last leader they had, in fact.
nah, you’re wrong there, I’m afraid
Gordon’s guts where there for all to see, hanging over his trousers
It’s in the millibland DNA
Cue another 10 years of fratricidal strife while Labour becomes increasingly irrelevant. Excellent.
Can someone please explain why western converts to Jizzlam change their names to an a-rab-ic one? If the concept of a religion is that it’s meant to be universal, why the fixation with localizing the identity to one area of the world? You don’t see other converts do a similar thing. Sammy Davis Jr didn’t change his name to Sammy Goldberg. Asian christians don’t change from Sunil Gupta to John Smith. But you get Sharon Taylor’s become Rabina al-Hussein etc. Fucking stupid and obnoxious.
Easier to claim benefits with a sandy sounding name, Why.
Actually a south Asian chap in the engineering trade in England a few years ago was struggling a bit on the business front, so changed his name from Asif Gupta (or whatever) to John Brown. He was deluged with business. Lesson for the 40% of benefit-fuelled Bangladeshis or Somalis (is it really 80%+ of the latter on the government shilling?).
I met a one eyed Nigerian who on converting to Christianty took the name Hoatio Nelson!! (TRUE STORY)
I have a friend (female) married to a chap called Horatio: wonder if it’s the same bounder.
An admiral choice of names.
James Caan ????????????????
Somalis – over 95% on public teat
When one converts to a different religion, it is accepted practice to be given a name which is important in that religion. Hence if Osama bin Laden converted to Christianity he would take a Christian name. “Wayne” is not strictly speaking a Christian name but unfortunately “Shaun” is.
When I was trading in Honkers almost all the HK Chinese assumed Western names to make life easy for us rice-coloured round eyed devils: I met and did business with several Waynes. Marilyns and other assorted Hollywood-inspired coves and covettes. A certain Clint Fong remains engraved in the memory.
FFS Guido!
Really? How interesting.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….sorry.
The Hong Kongians, purveyors of some of the finest cinema in the world.
John Woo’s Hard Boiled is a classic.
A classic indeed, take a look at ‘Ip Man’, starring Donnie Yen, Prodigal Son by Yuen Biao and Flashpoint, also with Donnie Yen.
Fucking awesome cinema.
When it comes to action, Hollywood sucks shitballs.
I quite liked The Election. I never watched it for years as I thought it was a chinese porn film (“he got massive election”), but then someone explained it was a HK gangster film about the succession for leadership of a Triad.
INFERNAL AFFAIRS TRILOGY
None of this Hollywood The Departed remake one movie remake shit
Go watch the original three movies.
I’m more of a Hong Kong Phoey person myself CP.
I don’t remember voting for the libs to change the way I vote
Then again ( and I still think Diane Abbott would have been most fun!)
Where were you when this story was news? Can you find anything on Harriet in skin-tight Prada an 6″ killer heels?
this is her in 1977,not your prada jumpsuit type
oops forgot link
http://www.readwrite.co.uk/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Young-Harriet-Ruth-Harman.jpg
I would.
quite cute in a Jan Francis sorta way
what the fuck happened?
you would if it had legs CP !
Ha, ha, ha, ha,ha………
Only from behind, or that smug wimminsey grin might provoke in me some downright unsporting behaviour.
just a shame someone didn’t give it a good headboarding years ago to save us having to listen to the dronings of this vacuous airbrain..yuk
I don’t remember voting for the libs to change the way I vote
Gump was a nice guy and a winner. Bananaman man is a geek with a personality bypass.
OT, but any ideas what a P*** could be, by the standard of amusing comment we get on here, I cant think of anything suitably abusive, four letters starting with the letter P.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100913/tuk-teen-banned-from-us-for-barracking-o-45dbed5.html
Politicians see to be getting less and less tolerant of the people who put them where they are.
I guess he was lucky not to be extradited and be facing ‘old sparky’
the best thing that could have ever happened to him. I banned myself from the shit hole. most Americans are trying to get out but like soviet Russia they are trapped in ghettos.
Prat?
Punk?
P-a-k-i?
Five letters (check it again).
Prick.
Ohhh poor Barry O someone send something nasty about him on the internet.
What a fucking tosser and typical sad act left wing over reaction.
David is a Cyborg and Ed is just the doofus in a smart guy sandwich.
BREAKING NEWS……
At last! Boris slips up and I flagellate his policy!
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/09/13/boris-slips-up/
are you shaggin boris?
Get your money on Ed Miliband, Guido before he goes to evens with the bookies.
There will plenty of “smart money” going on Miliband Minor this evening from the “shrewdies”
Did it last week when doing the math on the Dave Milliband odds.
They will choose the lesser of two weevils.
I’ve been racking my brains trying to remember who the Milibros remind me of. And I finally worked it out.
A pair of fucking stupid Labour c’unts.
Laurel and Hardy.
The Marxist Brothers.
But with out the laughs.
King wants to be London Mayor. And she can’t even bring herself to acknowledge the utter devastation Brown caused. What a c-unt.
I love Portillo’s reaction when she says Labour’s policy was to invest in jobs and the economy.
If those two knocked on your door you’d think Halloween night had arrive early. If Dave had white hair he could double for the pope
And if the other one had a pumkin for a head into which were carved eyes a nose and teeth, it could only mean one thing: a delicious seasonal pie for tea – ta very much Mother. (see Ceefax for recipe)
If your post is right…
AV is just showing that while more people think David is ‘best’, the rest of the people are *damn sure* that he isn’t.
And while fewer think Ed is ‘best’, most people still think he is better than David.
A message to you Guido from Lord Ashcroft
FUCK OFF
The Danish news paper editor who enraged muslims by printing a cartoon of mohammed has apologised and has said it was never his intention to upset the muslim people.
His new book “Allah is a Hunt” goes on sale tomorrow
I’m having a fundraising dinner for Muzee charities. I’ll be serving bacon sandwiches, ham salad and Heineken beer.
we love charidy
Don’t call me Miranda!…
O/T
The big story this evening is the trade unions uniting in a threat of integrated and coordinated strikes to inflict maximum damage upon the public (or “threatened communities” as their terminology spin terms it).
They are simply smarting from the defeat of their Labour Party puppet and have no agenda apart from inflicting maximum harm upon the Coalition and the wider public for their own selfish ends.
As the private sector has taken the brunt over the past few years as the taxpayer has paid over the odds for nothing more than average services, it is now incumbant upon the Unions and the Public Sector to play fair and accept their part of any cuts that most of the rest of society has already accepted as inevitable and for the good of all (ie the UK nation).
Should they be incapable or unwilling to accept the hand of partnership from our democratically elected Government then I believe it will be in the interests of the nation that our government ruins these unions without a second thought.
That will be a tragedy for the working classes especially but they now have the present option of rejecting these unions who have no place and no mandate within our modern society.
Will these unions find that they are rejected by 99% of the nation as the big society sees large numbers of voluntary workers (myself included) who will take over essential public service duties in order to protect the “threatened communities” from the ravages of these dinosaurs ???
methinks you will find yourself stretchered away.
The businessman to start up private domestic refuse collection can have my Bins though the one with the bottles is a bit full most of the time.
Oops. No more trips to L.A.la land. I thought the Americans were up for free speech. Did they not put in that thingy wingy, the constitution.
LOL !!!
My failin eyesight give me the best Ewa laugh since last time , HONEYBUN x .
“….. blah blah Labour supporters think David Miliband is twice the leader his younger brother will be, yet they are going to choose the weaker candidate on second preferences.”
I , honest , read it as “…….wanker candidate ……..” , darlin xxxx . Kiss .
Who cares , FFS ????
You’re all wankers . KISS KISS xxxxx .
E x .
They both look like portraits by Francis Bacon:
http://images.worldgallery.co.uk/i/prints/rw/lg/1/5/Francis-Bacon-Self-Portrait-1969-15935.jpg
I had eaten some iffy mushrooms the day I painted that.
Do you realise it was just chance that you were not name Francis Sausage !
I woke up bald this morning, obviousley Samantha misunderstood when i said she should shave her twat.
It really sickens me that all this creature has got is a fucking suspended sentence.
“Woman obsessed with computer game left children to eat cold baked beans
A mother who became so obsessed with a computer game that she left her children to eat cold baked beans from the tin has been given a suspended jail sentence and banned from using computers.
The woman also allowed her German Shepherd and lurcher dogs to starve to death and left them rotting in the dining room for two months as she played Small World on the internet almost non-stop.
After a neighbour peered through the letterbox and saw the appalling conditions, the NSPCC were told and police officers entered the home and saw the decay and filth.
The 33-year-old widow, who cannot be identified, admitted three charges of child cruelty and two of animal neglect.”
This is the detritis left over from 13 years of labour. Scumland UK.
The bully cop in Melksham just walked from from jail after 5 days only. Apparently he has appealed so he gets out. More loony rules carried over from Labour
this is the start of the effects of T*ory government
apparently the rule used was introduced in the last parliament so Labour then
Channel 4 will offer her a reality show.
Oh there’s more. I just read this.
“A couple have been jailed for two years each after being found guilty of subjecting two young boys to appalling abuse.
Kristina Davies, 20, and Ricky Winter, 23, both of Canterbury Road, Margate, Kent, had previously denied eight counts of child neglect but were found guilty following a trial at Canterbury Crown Court last month, a spokeswoman for Kent Police said.
A paediatrician who treated the children told jurors it was the worst case he had ever encountered in 30 years of practice.
The injuries to the boys, who were both under the age of four and cannot be named for legal reasons, included bites to their genitals.Davies and Winter also forced the children to stand in a corner with their hands on their heads for long periods of time and screamed in their faces on numerous occasions when they were looking after them in July last year.During the period the boys suffered an array of injuries including fractured bones, bruises and bites.
It’s quite clear this couple are victims of an evil right wing witch hunt.
We nust not be judgmental..these people are merely expressing their rights to be evil…
this is the start of the effects of Tory government
Saw in the paper yesterday that all judges were issued with guidelines last week to give women lowe sentances than men. Makes you want to weep when will all this crap end!!!
I think the Milibores are both wonderful. I’ve stopped having to take sleeping pills since the leadership election started
“55% think David “Is most likely to lead Labour to victory at the next General Election”, only 25% think Ed would do so.”
The real scary thing here is this lot are so deluded they actually think they can win another election
dave is leading labour to the next election victory
election
Christ on a bike, Mark fucking Serwotka is on the fucking ‘one show’. What an utter, utter c*nt.
Where’s the fucking remote!!!!!
What bellend put bbc1 on…….?
Did somebody call?
I apologise for taking so long to reply. I’ve been busy avoiding my constituents and counting my wonderful cash!
Ker-ching!!!!
2011 Queen’s Speech cancelled.
An abuse of power? http://bit.ly/bxpX8u
good ….boring anyway and at least it will give the Gee gees a day off.
The Queen is now a hostage in the palace. We are now ruled by a coup.Rise up and kill the traitors. Your country needs you. Your queen needs you.
It was postponed, not cancelled.
How the fuck will we all manage in the mean time? We’re doomed.
Yep. Very sensible coalition decision .
Good tourism draw but not necessary at the moment. Very expensive piece of theatre – so more money saved. Well done!
I like sandcastles.
Me too!
But of course such simple pleasures are derided by welfare benefit cheats, labour mp’s, the labour party and union barons .
They are more interested in sophisticated tropical five star hotels , all inclusive holidays, paid for by the taxpayer.
They despise simple family holidays, paid for by the earnings of families, where the children are put first, and consider that they are for the minority real working class plebs who don’t rely on the state for support.
Socialism is great isn’t it?!
I’m a socialist. Now pay for my taxi fares.
Hi I am also a Conservative voter who just will not listen to the declarations that come from Cast Iron Dave’s horse’s mouth about his political leanings (a Progressive (i.e. Marxist)), and who refuses to acknowledge that his actions speak of his EU-federalism (reneging on a promise of a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty), and who just loves it when the Conservative leadership do anything that would render me a slave (use the Global Warming scam to rob me and surrender me into the clutches of a global banking cartel).
In no way am I a victim of years of propogandising by the political elite which have latterly been dubbed the LibLabCon by evil counter-revolutionaries.
It was pointed out by one MP that no conservatives were in the chamber.
thought this was one for Fawkes.
When was that ? When twatson or straw were droning on?!.
I bet harpyhatty, miligump and miligeek weren’t in the Hoc either. They were all busy trying to dramatise their rants to the TUC to match bobcrows rant earlier in the day. strike strike, tax tax, spend spend!!!
No doubt coalition mp’s in the Hoc had all, very sensibly, headed towards the Stranger’s Bar waiting for the final vote of the day.
Where’s the plane?
It’s clearly visible on all those CCTV tapes we impounded.
The Coalition should prepare for extreme unpopularity and govern as if it only has one term
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/thetorydiary/2010/09/the-coalition-should-prepare-for-extreme-unpopularity-and-govern-as-if-it-only-has-one-term.html
The Coalition should prepare for extreme unpopularity and govern as if it only has one term. The split is coming.
http://tinyurl.com/35jyzjd
Please forget the 13 years we spent shitting on this country. Thanks.
OK and who in labour is going to win the next election ?
miligump? miligeek? straw? blunkett? harpyharriet?(or her wimpyhusband?) hoon,?
Where is there a charismatic labour leader?
Oh wait a minute gutlessgordon’s waiting in the foyer…………………
tories are bad,evil drone hummmmmm,fizzzzzzt,crackle constant drone tories are bad
Aahh! the Beeb rant!
Time to go on strike.
Don’t bother to come back until after Christmas 2015. We shan’t miss you.
Likewise.
The strike covers the Tory conference
Likewise.
The strike covers the T*ory conference
Hello beeboid, new it wouldn’t be too long.
You better start looking for a real job, because you Hunts are next!
Ha,ha,ha! What a mong.
When Murdoch has been destroyed by the phone hacking scam, Dave will be sucking BBC cock in earnest.
P.S. When did you first new that?
P.S. When did you first new that?
Nice…..did you go to school?
Concrete by name, concrete observation.
9 million labour voters did not bother to vote last time. They will next time.
Yeah – B*P.
Thing have been moving Ed’s way ever since you predicted his defeat. Now that you’re predicting he’ll win presumably DM will retake the lead.
I think if you give it more than a cursory read you’ll see that it is YouGov predicting Ed’s win not Guido.
Why on earth would I do that?
Now, now Jim! We know you like it here really.
labour
I love this. He resigns AFTER it’s been announced the council is being scrapped. Are we meant to be impressed by his resignation?!
“The head of the UK Film Council has resigned, saying the job was a ‘privilege’ until the moment he learned the organisation was being scrapped.
Chief executive John Woodward will leave the council in November.
‘I can’t adequately say what a privilege it has been to serve the British film industry since 2000 – and I enjoyed every minute of it up until 5.35pm on 24 July this year. I am proud of what the UK Film Council and its staff have delivered over the past decade.’”
Must be a goog pay-off for his timing then ?
…now go get a job in the real world. Have a chat with Bob Crow..he’ll sort you out as a trainee tube driver.
‘…I am proud of what the UK Film Council and its staff have delivered over the past decade.’”
And that was…what????
Subsidising a few crap leftie films of course!
dave is leading labour to the next election vict*ory
which dave would that be ?
cameroon
coultard?
Freeview channel 19?
There is no such thing as the Miliband brothers.
The election about nothing.
Or in your case, the erection about nothing
Don’t be so hardon me.
I am looking forward to having tea and kikes with the old queen.
I was unaware that Mandelson was going to grant you audience.
Life is great. Our next leader will be either a geek, a wonk, an odious bully, a regional idiot or a daft money-grabbing bitch.
Sounds like Gordon Brown, so no change there then.
Yep – good innit!
I got it on good info Maggie is dead and has been stuffed by a taxidermist to stop the Tories losing all morale.
My life is shit because I’m a total wanker, but I always blame Mrs Thatch.
but she will be dead for real very soon
As i recall, she was stuffed by her own side back in ’89, was it?
tick tock tick tock
It’s a blast, all the young totty you could ask for. and no german philosophers shagging your missus.
all politicians need graves.
Just picture the sad old socialists and the champagne strewn corridors of the BBC when she croaks it. What a hapless bunch of wankers if thats all they’ve got to look forward to.
Isn’t working eh? Rather like your commenting skills.
Has never worked actually, so fuck you.
Maggie left an enduring legacy of balls, achievements, and guts. Not to mentioin the fact that she decapitated the unions. She also had a great handbag movement for anyone that annoyed her.
gordon by very unfortunate comparison was known for never being elected by his own party or by the electorate to the PM’s jobs because he lacked those same balls.
And he was known as gutlessgordon because he hid everytime there was a problem, something maggie never did.
As for the unions well he bought them with £millions of our money and put whelan , his henchman into prime union position to protect himself. What a coward!!
As for gordon’s handbag movement – well bit of a velvet squeeze wasn’t it for people like twatson, whelan, balls, edmiligump, damian, philhope, mandy,…….
Kate Burley has now written about bliar’s erotic no 10 days.. No doubt someone soon will write about gordon’s homoerotic no.10 days.
Yeah but if she has been a man she would have had the shit kicked out of her, would have given her a good life lesson too.
Nice smear, nell!
Got any turkey baster jokes?
I feel really sorry for rudderless, leaderless labour. (Nope. I must be honest I don’t!!)
Can anybody think of a charismatic leader who might take them into power in the next election after the militwits have proved they can only fail?
jack dromey? vaz? straw? blunkett? the depierowoman? maybe sowhatka if only they could find him a constituency he could win ( perhaps he could try woolas’s seat if the court rules, at the end of this week, that woolas won by foul means and that the seat must be re-contested. Ho Hum!).
Then again I think the most suitable leader for labour would be bob crow. He’ll keep them out of power for a century or more.
Hello nell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only in the minds of blue rinsed, borrow the bus fare to get to the voting booth in order to vote for a new feudal overseer, turkey from Bernard Matthew’s Land.
To ordinary hard working men and women, expected to pay for the criminal activities of financial spivs, he is becoming a figurehead, and a beacon of the refusal to suffer for politician’s mistakes.
“To ordinary hard working men and women, expected to pay for the criminal activities of financial spivs, he is becoming a figurehead,”
A dickhead more like.
Said a knobhead.
Indeed , as you say bobcrow is a d…h…d
But I think he really would be the best leader that labour could find at the present time.
I mean he knows how to trough bigtime off the taxpayer’s, members subs, and the public’s money .
And he also knows how to shamelessly live it up off other people’s money without giving anything back.
I suspect Castro and Breznev would be proud of him!
Labour need him as their next labour leader.
Self Service! At it’s best!!
He absolutely represents what labour stand for at this point in time.
649 honourable members have been troffing remember
I am a strong supporter of your stance on sand castles and kites, nell. (Do you remember those celluloid Revojets that filled the seaside skies one summer, long ago?)
So, you obviously know what’s what.
Tell me, how on earth did Cameron get to be leader of what used to be a Tory party back in those halcyon days?
legal aid is a fraud perpetrated by lawyers
The j o o mafia prefer Ed because he will purse the global warming agenda he picked up during his first five years in Westminister. The are still trying to sell Global Warming to the public, lots of money to be made by carbon trading still.
Lotsa money to be made from the global warming con merchants.
prezza will be supporting edmiligump then?
“If you want understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth.” – David Cameron
nell will be supporting Tony Camoron then?
lalalalalalala – not listening – lalalalalala
Whoever wins………we lose.
evening mongs. Worked it out yet that your opinion counts for nothing.
Whoever gets to be leader of the Labour party in the coming weeks will not succeed in ever being prime minister of this country. They will lose at the next general election and then be doomed to obscurity and blame.
Not so fast, cowboy! I decide who runs Britain, not you.
who do we ?
Mark my words. Whoever Labour vote in will not be PM. It’s now like an X Factor final, i.e. the winners are sometimes total flops and the runners-up go on to be successful.
Dianne Abott will get herself a shadow cabinet position wait and see.
Yes I do hope so.
No doubt edmiligump is going to make her his shadow minister of education so that she will explain to all of us how we can put our children into private education in Ga!!mbia just as she has done for her son.
And edmiligump is going to make edballs his shadow chancellor so that he can explain how he is going to promote a spend spend, strike strike and tax tax policy.
And of course miligeek will be the shadow foreign minister who will promote a policy of bomb bomb and war war for iran !!
Oh yes we really want the next liebour government don’t we??!!
What we want is a revolution!
http://www.youtube.com/user/CitizenSteven#p/u/4/YyTwsXRea5E
The token useless and racist black?
Not sure there’s a position big enough for that lard arse’s shadow. Riiiiiice aaaand peeeea!
Brendan Barber is a nooooooob
Bendan Barber will make his workforce lose their joooooooooobsssssss
How much does Brendan Barber earn from the TUC in pay and perks?
Presumably he’ll still be paid while the strikers are losing their pay.
Those that think that cuts in public service budgets will mean less executive overmanning and a cull on diversity and equality officers are sadly deluded. The reality is that turkeys don’t make themselves and their pet projects redundant, but instead sack dustmen, street sweepers, road menders, school cleaners, old croakers home helps, special schools for disabled kids and all the other bottom of the pile workers.
Just like politicians pass cuts down to the hard working average, and below average earners, your local Mayor will not be feeling the pinch.
I have many divers way of sacking people
Cuba to cut one million public sector jobs
Cuba has announced radical plans to lay off huge numbers of state employees, to help revive the communist country’s struggling economy.
But the Cuban trades unions will never allow it. Just wait and see.
We have a much more transparent parliament than we have ever had in history. Thanks to Guido and those that contribute their opinions, whether, good, bad, mad or dangrous to know. Our politicians and no longer these “other” beings. They are accountable, but unlike the previous government where the Accountants turned a blind eye, or where blind. We have too many people taking the P*** out of everything that is state run. I name Lawyers (legal aid) and the construction industry (who win contracts from the underground and local councils and provide only 40% of the 100% work they invoice) as two examples. Your “bottom of the pile workers” is not a term I would use for anyone who cleans the streets or looks after special needs children, or indeed dustmen. There is no “bottom of”. We have workers or non workers. Community service is a great way to do a lot of these jobs and save the tax payer money.
Good evening daaaaarlings. When am I going to be served with the champagne that the socialists promised to give me? I am parched. This is dreadful. I am going to vote Tory next time.
Me love bun and cheese, blud.
Cuba has announced radical plans to lay off huge numbers of state employees, to help revive the communist country’s struggling economy.
The Cuban labour federation said more than a million workers would lose their jobs – half of them by March next year.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-11291267
OMG – crow apparently has a villa in cuba- he will be assailed with even more ladies of the night.
No doubt his cuban villa and his ladies of the night are all paid for by taxpayers contributions to unions and members subs!!
OMG!
Play your cards right nell, and you and me can play the train entering the tunnel game.
Alas darling – wesleyan methodists don’t play cards , don’t drink, don’t pay ladies of the night , don’t trough off the taxpayer in any way!!
In a word . Honesty!! .
Not something Labour understands is it?!!
Wesleyan Methodists can lick my arse.
let your hair down nell, and give us both a taste of the good life.
Where’s the Lisbon Referendum Cameron promised ?
I hope Castro has informed him that socialism isn’t working.
You really are getting tiresome now. CCHQ keeping you up?
Oh dear, someone doesn’t like getting stuffed by the truth.
Castro: “Cuban Model Has Failed”
Changing your moniker doesn’t work either.
ARSEHOLE!
Don’t you DARE make fun of my Labia party! Dey make my liddle winkie hard and go all splooot splooot. Waaaaaah!
As long as you’re satisfied, the rest of can sleep easy.
Former world boxing champion Ricky Hatton has consulted a rehabilitation specialist following newspaper allegations that he used cocaine.
His spokesman Max Clifford told the Press Association that Hatton has been suffering from severe depression.
Has to be a joke in there somewhere
surely you mean ‘a severe depression’.
Caused by a band of high pressure?
Right lads, down tools and fuck the job!
Right lads after me, 1 2 3.. Maggie Maggie Maggie, Out Out Out!
Hi Arthur.
Fuck off.
Cheers.
Ahoy slaphead me un lads are gonna drag the country in to the shit pit and hold all you cnuts to ransom, so its you who can fook off!
I bet yer a barm cake to a wine gum we win sonny Jim!
Maggie Maggie Maggie, Out Out Out!
Maggie Maggie Maggie, Out Out Out!
Maggie Maggie Maggie, Out Out Out!
Let the children come forward!
the holy pontiff?!
Are we talking abour bliar here or the scotch brown?!!
Wanna help me build some sandcastles?
Well you would say that, wouldn’t you?
Please refrain from showing pictures of these two Marxists. They unsettle the dog and my blood pressure could do without yet another increase.
By the way, I’m looking forward to the government goading NuLiebour over the proposed strikes. Will any of them have the balls to criticise their union paymasters?
“We are the progressives now.” – David Cameron
Lalalalalala – not listening – lalalalalala
Just as the Unions and Labour start shifting to the Left.
The Leftist icons on Cuba start to look for a new way.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-11291267
Looks as if the Castro brothers know that the socialist game is over.
Simpsons genius. They foresaw this moment years ago.
Bob Crow could take George Osborne, no worries!
Really??!! Where’s he going to take him??
To his own personal Manor House with paid staff from his union, in Hertfordshire?!!
I’m bobcrow = i’m for the working classes I am.
I just live in manor houses at your expense, evade taxes,, live in 5 star hotels around the world, get drunk, buy prostitutes in castro land………
It’s what sociaists do……………..
Show us your links to prove that you’re not just emitting more methane into the atmosphere.
Hear hear, give it a rest Nell.
milibliar, milibrown (gump and geek) and bob crowe( and clown) =
“c’mn we really can take the last few working classes and the minority taxpayers and leach them of their last penny ……..”
G’day Andy! Now this is the line i want you to take when sticking it to the little people, or my readers, as i like to call them………
Oh, dear, it would seem Mr Castro has not been taken into AljaBeeba’s confidence.
Surely, their hero from across the water has not gone and f**ked the Party line, has he? … cuts, cuts and more cuts in Cuba.
You couldn’t make up.
No no no no they are not cuts! Fidel is merely “adjusting” the economy.
Cuba turned extremist after a history of political and elitist corruption left the people desperate for any solution to their oppression.
Right lads lassies and inbetweenies, down blackberry’s and fuck the biased brainwashing!
They are not cuts they are Cuban investments.
Castro is dead and has been replaced with a stuffed Mrs Thatch.
I’d prefer a Roman solution to a hung Parliament. Throw all 650 MPs into the arena, and the last one standing gets to form a government.
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Coleen! Put your Mum’s under’wear on and we’ll have some make up sex.
Coleen! Put your Mum’s underwear on and we’ll have some m’ake up s’ex.
Forget both of them, they are Hunts. Let’s have Michael Foot as leader, I know I’m technically dead, but how much worse could I be?
A new “road move” is being released
Two deluded twats who are always off their tits
Its called “Geek and Dong”
Its a Milliband production
it’s still the same drug addict nutcase posting almost all of the peurile shit on here
this place is a fucking bore just now
Talking of Drugs is this true?
http://whatreallyhappened.com/RANCHO/POLITICS/ARCHIVE/CLINTON_CHRONICLES.html
You obviously haven’t had any better invites.
Try the Samaritans, they specialise in people with your particular problems.
I’m tired of drug addict nutcases like you
so fuck off
You’re storing up some bad Karma there, Man!
Chill out, vote coalition.
Sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff** spiffling!!!
It’s that sweaty s’peedo fella from Troon in Smackistan.
Bob Crow rapes his missus up the arse, abuses his kids and picks up rent boys from William Hague’s office.
Hang on, are you sure this is right?
Nope I think not.
If you want the truth of bobcrow’s lifestle then look to cuba!!!
That’s where he spends his leisure time paid for by his members!!!
Questions Paxman should have asked “So, everybody thinks you’re a cu nt and so’s your brother?”
He should have asked the Gallaghers that one.
At least they have some talent for what they do
So the Milliband brothers are vying for the possibility of becoming the next Prime Minister, with all the fame and fortune that comes with the position, and you think they’re failures?
What have you done in comparison?
what they have done is convince themselves that they were not responsible in part for the last 13 years and have kept their heads so far down beneath the parapet the tops of their heads were invisible. Both the militwats are opportunists looking to the main chance and deluded in believing the public doesn’t see their graft at work. The ‘it wasn’t us guv’ mantra is a joke and the last 13 years proves it.
What he’s probably done is had a proper job and paid taxes making a real contribution to the wealth of the nation.
According to wiki bobcrow is a self styled man who feathers his own nest.
The militwits are the same !!
Whichever one wins , They are going to be so amusing to watch!!
Neither are ever going to make PM!!
and bob crow sings ………………………..
I bet harpyharriet is really mad about that………………….
and nell sings (if she weren’t an nagging old crone)………………………..
I bet brokeback nick is really mad about that………………….
Yeah, yeah, nell.
Haven’t you got a pig to milk, or something?
Blair on fox news tonight
Hague pays Myers rent.
Fuming Gordon tonight is packing to go to westminster hall to be presented to the pope alongside bliar.
sarah is off to new york to present a mindless clothes programme on the 20th.
The Brown children ?? Stuck with a nameless nanny!!
if you weren’t supposedly female you would be done for being a sick pedo stalker of those kids nell
“You ask yourself, ‘If there is a God, why can anything like this happen?’”
Oh how silly of me .
Gordon, the original Presbyterian, is not in Westminster Village kowtowing to the Pope in Westminster Hall and Sarah is not living it up in five star accommodation in New York this Weekend worshipping the false god of fashion !!
And the boys without their parents are just being a normal family!! Hmmm?
nell thinks it’s fine for Camoron to be a multimillionaire benefit cheat
Smack helps mindreading apparently.
shame you’re a witless mindless twat or you could try that trick on yourself
A good smack would shut you up for sure.
“You ask yourself, ‘If there is a God, why can anything like this happen?’”
Oh how silly of me . It was my hero Dave who said that.
Yet I’m such a disgusting hypocrite I attacked Brown for saying the same thing. Hmmm?
boring cunt
you are indeed
Thing is , labour says parents should look after their own children.
Hang on a minute who is paying for that nanny for the brown children whilst they are both gallivanting on the international stage??!! – surely not the taxpayer??!!
I have a priest who will look after them.
Now that the economy is growing out of recession, i think we can all agree, with hindsight, that Gordon Brown was right, and you pussy whipped cretins were wrong. If only you had one ounce of steadfast courage that he had, we wouldn’t be heading into a double dip meltdown that the t*ries are gleefully ushering in, under the pretext of tackling the deficit.
Will you never learn?
double dip
You’re not a ghost, and you are in your eighties you senile old twat.
“Climb up on my knee, sonny boy”
Following our “triumphant and unbiased coverage” yesterday of Day 1 of the TUC Conference we shall continue that success again to-day.Viewers will also doubtless be pleased to know that we intend to follow that up with extensive and non-stop coverage on ALL News Channels and BBC One from 9am to 4pm daily of the Labour Party Conference and the event that is of paramount national importance, thel installation of the new Leader.We shall cover this with a team of 392 top-flight journalists reporting from constituencies around the country,who will give an impartial asssessment of why it is so important that Labour fight the cuts. We shall then stop all coverage of the Party Conferences on the basis that the public will be sick of these and any coverage of the Conservatives Conference would in the view of the Management be giving publicity to a political party and seeming to endorse the unacceptable policies of the Coalition.During that time viewers will have a chance to see again much-loved moments from”Cash in the Attic”:”Bargain Hunt” and “Flog it”.
Finally we wish to make it absolutely clear to viewers and the public at large that the BBC is an IMPARTIAL observer and broadcaster and will accept no criticism from certain Tory MPs who are waging an unwarranted political vendetta against us
Of course I was right. The alternative was a soft landing in 2004-5 but that would have lost us the 2005 election and put back the project of turning everyone into supine state clients.
Kelly doctor cautioned for breaking GMC rules: New cloud over pathologist
Fresh questions were raised last night over the professional conduct of the pathologist who performed Dr David Kelly’s autopsy.
It has emerged that Nicholas Hunt is still under a five-year warning for breaking General Medical Council guidelines.
He was given the caution for using a seminar to show photographs of the mutilated bodies of three Royal Military Police killed in Iraq in June 2003.
Pay your own debts Hunts
Pay your own debts Hunts
Surely you mean labour twits ie woolas, balls, philhope, twatson , whelan , damian and the rest….
They left loads of debts………………
tomorrow I shall be publishing my posters of the evil T*ories.
zzzzz
bankers are T*ories bankers and T*ories robbed us.
Ding
Somewhere tonight Muzzees are eating my pork fed turkeys
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11284469
goodnight mongs
Can’t we get back on topic and talk about William. Bumming. Gives me a swelly.
Is it true that these zzzeds are aiming to bore voters into submission?
Fucking hell, its like jumping in a delorean and going back in time!
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/3240/64125477.jpg
Night night Mongs!
What a fucking duo of twisty faced inbred wankers, i bet they vote labour.
For once Ed you can see straight
But you know that YOUR new name is ?
Lady Gaga Bollocks,
the mistake of the Labour Party…
Guido
This photo of the Milliband brothers is enought to make anyone want to emigrate…
They are the Frankfurt School personified.
The BBC shows its blatant political bias:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1311735/DAILY-MAIL-COMMENT-BBCs-staff-true-colours.html
If anyone needed proof that the BBC are in bed with Labour, this is it.
They are no longer a public broadcaster but a propaganda weapon for the left.
The coalition govt must act NOW to end this piss take on the licence fee payers.
We continue to provide our excellent impartial view of British Politics.
We have a team of reporters dotted around the country in pro-Labour constituencies ready at a moments notice to record a “Vox Pop” of “ordinary”(aka Labour)Voters who will with our unobstrusive off-air prompting provide reasons why the Coalition Cuts are bad for Britain.
We also feel that the viewing public is over-gorged on politics after the pre-election run-up;Labour’s valiant efforts to stop the Tories from obtaining power(the LibDems acting to thwart our best laid plans in this objective); the Green Party Conference;the Plaid Cymru Conference;the TUC Conference followed quickly by the Labour Party Conference and the important election of the new Labour Leader that we have decided to cease all such coverage wef 30 September.It’s not our fault if the Tories can’t fit in with that timetable but we feel it the responsibility of our Charter to adequate reflect the views of viewers that we have carefully selected for their anti-Tory anti-Coalition views so that we get a balanced and unbiased view (which people will know is one of the BBC’s guiding philosophies) of the implications of alllowing the Tory cuts to proceed. We would not be living up to the ideals that made the BBC great if we did not.
Where is Guido this morning.
Wake up Guido – follow the white rabbit
Postle
Must be having a double roll over
Perhaps he’s gone to Confession.
BBC unions’ war on Tories: Strikers plan to black out Cameron’s key conference speech and disrupt coverage of Osborne’s spending review
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1311738/BBC-strikers-black-Cameron-speech-disrupt-spending-review-coverage.html#comments#ixzz0zUDLWeFQ
No coverage from the BBC. Is that so terrible?
So I presume we will get a refund on the days that the mafia decide that we can’t watch tv,will it come from the unions or will AlJaBeeb be paying,we can’t afford to pay out money to civil servants and get nothing for it anymore,after all we are customers.
The timing of the threatened strike by BBC employees is an affront to the corporation’s commitment to political impartiality.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1311735/DAILY-MAIL-COMMENT-BBCs-staff-true-colours.html#ixzz0zUJn8DhW
who do these left wing arseholes think they are?
Then let the country hear the news from other sources and as fact, not as the BBC wish to paint it. Will the BBC miss out on the opportunity to spin these speeches as they wish them to be seen? If they do then the country may well gain. Thompson thinks the viewers are stupid, and the Union bosses would have made Darwin change his mind about evolution. Fuck them. Let us have a mass turn off from the BBC. Many will not go back.
Let’s watch Sky News, spin as Murdoch would wish it to be seen.
What would be the point of striking, it will not cause any hardship to ordinary people, nobody will miss them.
FUCK THE BBC
sez the T*ory rag
Silly boy. Get your own moniker.
Fuck off nell.
CLOSE DOWN BBC NEWS
AND SACK THEM ALL
So let me see if I have this right. Labour spend 13 years sucking corporate and banking cock, whilst the gap between rich and poor widens, and unions say nothing. Labour ends its 13 years with a ruined economy, high unemployment, the biggest budget deficit in history, the highest number of households on benefits, and plans for £44 billion of spending cuts. And unions stay silent. The coalition inherit this legacy and set about tackling the problems with sensible spending cuts, and the unions suddenly speak out and announce strikes to create a “winter of discontent”.
Conclusion: the unions are a bunch of fucking evil hypocritical Hunts. This stinks of Labour dirty tricks. Time for some new legislation to curb union power. First step: ban anyone with the name Bob Crow from living on planet earth.
A pair of knackers talking bollocks
It’s all very well these two lads having so much time off school but they really should be back now getting an education.
Today I will mostly be drinking fizzy lemonade and writing my book in my house in Killcurdly.
Seen In florida.
http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/2253/brith.jpg
I bet they had to search hard for that photo opportunity, but they could have got Flipper in there somewhere.
So the left wing beeb is going on strike on the 19th October the first day of the Conservative Annual Conference.
And edmiligump promised the TUC yesterday that he would join their militant march and rally on the 19th October against the cuts.
If edm wins the leadership, and I hope he does, labour looks set to move sharply to the left and be dominated by the unions.
Good thing too. It will leave them completely unelectable.
Today I’ll mostly be spending my pension on digestive biscuits and watching Countdown. Good wholesome activities.
Shame your not the real Nell,as he was driven off months ago.
Driven off ? Good Heavens No. I do sometimes post under a different name when I get bored with this one. I am still here. But I am a she not a he.
You are not the unimaginative philwoolas by any chance , killing time before your court case starts later day, by any chance?
My my you have changed your style of writing.
fake hague site
http://twitter.com/williamhague_
real hague site
http://twitter.com/williamjhague
I’m hopeless at these Spot The Difference competitions.
The Cox2010 site advertised above is dangerous to your pc.
http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/3169/scr3347526.jpg
Have we got anything on him yet?
I dont understand why either of those miliband knobs are being considered. they are such anally retentive wonks how could they ever connect with the electorate.
They look down their shit sniffing noses and pretend they are working class because they went to some comprehensive school. They both bang on about fairness and the POOR.
Why is it that after 14 years of the Party for the Poor we are stilll talking about how UNFAIR our society is.?
I dont think it is very fair that I earn a large amount of dosh get half stolen off me and given to scum, have to pay large school fees because govt schools are full of jonnie foreigner and shit teachers. However the POOR all have loads of tellys, cars, mobiles, football shirts and holidays.
i want to be POOR
Easy, GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY AND POSSESSIONS
Oh dear the ubiased/left wing BBC going on strike,how will we live without the dross and rubbish they pump out,just think of the CO2 saved,now will cast iron Dave change his mind and get rid of the poll tax masquerding as a licence or will he just do what he’s good at ,foook all.
There’s always Sky News, let’s listen to their dross and rubbish.
For world news, Reuters, WSJ. And for the UK, the Daily Mash.
Guido i’m getting bored with the Milliband thread now, who can we slag off next?
Castro?, you must have had an imagination bypass this morning
How about Balls, Abbott and Burnham? Mind you, that’s too easy…
I’m going to smash the eastern United States to fuck later
David latest:
Fuck it its dead here, I’m off to Old Holborns site
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/secret-miliband-brother-blows-contest-wide-open-201009143084/
Except you and apparently YouGov are utterly shit at maths and have no clear idea how AV works.
When you have corrected your obvious errors the poll says nothing if what you claim here
Gutter blogging from a gutter dweler
Who gives a fnuck about this???
I am the secret Milliband shunned for not being a socially akward arsehole!
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/secret-miliband-brother-blows-contest-wide-open-201009143084/
I trust David Milipede will be welcoming the Pope after all the HILARIOUS suggestions his team made about the visit! How can he be a head of state?
The Labour Party has implemented policies which support one section of a society, to the extreme detriment of another section of that society [via blatant theft and cronyism]
The very definition of Facism.
A vote for Labour is a vote for Facism.