September 8th, 2010

+ + + PM’s Father Ian Cameron Has Died + + +


472 Comments

  1. 1
    Lord Envious of Avarice says:

    Condolences to the Camerons.

    • 23
      Mr Ned says:

      +1

      Deepest condolences to the Cameron family and friends.

    • 46
      Smig says:

      Heartfelt sympathies to all of those affected by the loss.

      • 76
        Dave Camerons Dead Dad says:

        If only David acted faster i would still be alive

        • 77
          Number 7 says:

          Sick bastard

        • 119
          Labour are socipathic cunts says:

          Still getting over your election loss?

        • 165
          Labour are sociopaths says:

          Why isn’t Gordon turning up to the Hoc? Is he in a secure ward?

        • 220
          The Grim Reaper says:

          You are not very well. You need help. You might even be dangerous.

          But then you ARE a Labour supporter. All socialists hate people. That’s why they do what they do.

          • YOU are a sociopathic cunt says:

            Still posting sick shit and blaming it on everyone else ?

          • Just sayin' like.... says:

            No no, socialists hate people like YOU. Not all people. And Labour are not socialist, havent been for some time.

            But anyway, condolences to the Camerons.

          • Fat-arsed ignorant git Eric Pickles says:

            By ‘eck, I hate people, too. People who write petitions. Especially if those people are Conservatives. They usually are. I hate them. I want to bury them and their villages under concrete. So I will.

            I love concrete. The uglier the better.

          • Why?? says:

            Whats the proof the commentator is a labour voter?

            Does your fragile ego have problem processing that people may just hate the consveratives or simply hate in general without boxing it into simple good vs bad worldview of life.

        • 268
          Emilie Oldkow says:

          I hope your mother finds blood on her toilet paper in the morning you chav benefits scrounger. And not from her swollen, foetid snatch, either. Leftist dog.

        • 286
          pachebal says:

          This should be removed.

        • 384
          Very Angry White Van Man says:

          Very poor form old boy, very poor indeed!

    • 228
      Pickled Wizard says:

      Condolences to the Camerons indeed – its been a roller coaster year or two, and, although my leanings may be more toward UKIP, respect should be shown to family loss, so, again, my condolences.

    • 241
      Anonymous says:

      Fuck them

    • 249
      Peace be with you Dave says:

      It’s tough when your dad dies, regret words never said or emotions not expressed before it happened.

      I certainly would not have begrudged Dave taking a Taxpayer’s flight to his dieing father rather than a scheduled flight to France and then a Sarkozy chopper to the hospital

    • 284
      pachebal says:

      No humane messages from Guido? what sort of cold, sick, mean spirited ‘person’ would behave like that?

    • 285
      Dead squaddie says:

      What a load of lick arse crocodile tears. Lots of people you’ve never met die every day, but i don’t see gushing tributes to them on here.
      Why don’t you open a book of condolences to send to the family, i’m sure they’ll be touched.
      I’m off to Daisy Dale’s site for a group hug.

    • 465

      VERY disappointed. I come on here to escape the ignorant ramblings of the hill billy hicks i’m surrounded by (who still bang on about thatcher) & to engage in politics.

      I don’t come on here to be exposed to the sickness of some peoples version of the human condition, if i wanted that, there are plenty of other sites i could frequent.

      What a sad indictment of the tone of our politics that ‘people’ can’t even show the common courtesy expected when someone suffers a bereavement. My background is poles apart from Cameron and his people, i disagree with many tory policies – facts that are utterly irrelevant at the moment, as his father just died.

      How’s about people take this as an opportunity to not be total fucking monsters.

      • 471
        Anonymous says:

        Fuck off. This is an UNEDITED score of the human condition. Go watch an episode of the Teletubbies, have a bowl of tubbie custard, and then wank yourself to sleep.

      • 472
        ddd says:

        Fuck off. This is an UNEDITED score of the human condition. Go watch an episode of the Teletubbies, have a bowl of tubbie custard, and then wank yourself to sleep.

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    As one door opens, another closes.

    Clegg will be getting a feel for the job now!

    • 4
      Mrs I Dale says:

      I’m having a ball bawling my eyes out. Did I mention that I’m **gay**?

      • 15
        Philip McArthur says:

        What a toe rag you are

        • 159
          Anonymous says:

          Philip if you get pleasure by making others suffer then you are the toe rag, like making people unemployed.

          • Mr Ned says:

            Labour slaughtered our economy to the extent that they caused massive amounts of people in the real productive part of the economy to be made redundant.

            The enormous debt and the deficit labour left ensured that there would also be massive job losses in the public sector too. Even labour were going to lay off hundreds and hundreds of thousand public sector staff, but they have neither the courage, nor the decency or honesty to admit where they would have been cutting.

            Labour have screwed the economy every single time we have been unfortunate enough to have them in power.

            The tories making large redundancies are, very sadly, even tragically, necessary as the labour shadow cabinet are very well aware.

            But as this is a car crash economy inherited by the tories, this is like the labour party causing the crash, and when the tory paramedics and emergency services arrive to sort out the mess and treat the patients, then the labour supporters start attacking the emergency services, instead of blaming the uninsured drunk drivers who caused the crash.

    • 7
      D-Anne Abbott says:

      Hear me now.

      Vote Abbott init blud. Rep dat flava!

      Hear me now, anyone want some flavoursome jerk chicken?

      Must dash, need to collect my son from private school.

      Boooyaka booooyaka booooyaka.

      Vote Abbott

    • 103
      Ampers says:

      Considering the Libs have not been in Government for a hundred years, I thought he did all right today (Clegg). A bit rough around the edges, but he performed well.

      And I dislike the Libdems.

      • 189
        Anonymous says:

        BBC are beyond redemption from their Left Wing Labour Lying broadcasting, Man of Straw having made an absolute spectacle of his self against Clegg – 1pm BBC News portrayed it as Labour “honing in” on the Govt. Pause whilst everyone rolls about laughing. Tonight BBC 6.00 pm news NOT ONE MENTION OF PRIME MINISTERS QUESTIONS – obviously even the BBC can only take so much ridicule. Mebbe they’ve run out of marching powder in the newsroom?

      • 194
        Collector of BBC jokes says:

        BBC = unbelievable lying tossers. 1.00 pm they portrayed Man of Straw as “honing in on Clegg at PMQ”. Short break whilst everyone rolls about laughing……6.00 pm News BBC – no mention of PMQ. Even the BBC can obviously only take so much ridicule – mebbe that’s why marching powder is in such demand

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    one in, one out. it’s Karma

  4. 5

    Glad he lived to see his son become PM and to savour – briefly – the enjoyment of becoming a grandfather again.

  5. 6
    Sympathy says:

    What a shame. How sad.

  6. 9
    QWERTY says:

    John Sopel on BBC News 24 seemed to find it funny being more interested in finding out if Nick Clegg would now be in charge and asking about ‘Garden Girls’

    Also check out this great piss take of the BBC scum

  7. 10
    Nick Clegg's lost grey sock says:

    That’s made my day that has!

  8. 11
    Bob Crow says:

    Is there a strike angle to this news, comrades?

  9. 12
    Mr Politically Incorrect says:

    Very sad news. I do hope the trolls and Labour idiots put aside their partisan bullshit on this one occasion and not make light of this.

  10. 16
    Neil Kinnock says:

    Clegg for PM, as we have to take it easy on poor Dave for now, Clegg can have his reputation tarnished for a bit instead.

  11. 19
    Anonymous says:

    Undoubtedly Guido will now start questioning Ian Cameron’s sexuality too….

    • 24
      Engineer says:

      There wasn’t much need for that. Grow up.

      • 60
        Unsworth says:

        Note, also, that the comment was – inevitably – anonymous.

        • 145
          ooh err, not anonymous says:

          And non-anonymous monikers are so personally identifiable to an individual aren’t they?

          • Unsworth says:

            You’re more of a cretin than at first sight. The whole point of having a ‘name’ is to identify. Otherwise nobody knows which particular spastic anonymous is putting up his/her/its comment. Hence, no continuity of debate.

            But you knew all that already.

          • Unsworth says:

            No I didn’t.

          • Unsworth says:

            OK so now you can’t even post as ‘anonymous’. Well, the regulars here will know which is genuine.

  12. 21
    Alex says:

    Condolences to the Camerons, and disgust to those cracking jokes – whether you like the man or not, he’s just going through one of the most painful expriences one goes through, at least it was for me. My sympathies to him.

    • 28
      Quango says:

      Hear hear

    • 35
      Cassandra says:

      I agree

    • 85
      Anonymous says:

      i agree

    • 112
      The Ape Man Commeth says:

      A’ true

    • 141
      ddd says:

      Fuck off you bunch of pious sanctimonious dick heads. One minute your smearing Hague as gay and cracking jokes about miscarriages and now your blubbering about the death of somebody you don’t even know (and if you did you wouldn’t be on here). Like you give a fuck. Get back to shorting the euro or playing soggy biscuit.

      • 173
        Unsworth says:

        Your FFS!

      • 299
        Quango says:

        “One minute your smearing Hague as gay and cracking jokes about miscarriages”

        Really? I don’t remember doing any of that and I know why? Because I didn’t do it.

        ddd – don’t include me in your sweeping statements. I think you need help, you sound like a very angry man.

        • 398
          ddd says:

          This isn’t a sweeping statement: Your a fucking cock.

          • Bum Bandit says:

            You’re

            ddd – you’re right though, they all had a field day with hague and the gayer. It’s gaydo’s fault for turning this place into a tabloid.

          • Quango says:

            And you will be going to big school when?

            Good luck in the new term.

          • I hate Tesco AND the Pope says:

            ddd – you should return to the classroom, assuming you can find a teacher who can actually write properly in his or her own language. “Your” is possessive. “You’re” is a shortened version of “you are.” Please write this out 100 times.

        • 419
          M'lud says:

          It is not true to say that “they all had a field day with Hague”. Some did, but there were plenty of measured comments too. Go back and read again.

          I suspect that a high percentage of those who poured vitriol on Hague are the same bitter and twisted individuals who are debasing themselves by posting venomous comments here this evening.

        • 438
          GORDON BROWNSYNDROME says:

          Sounds like the Homophobe known as TaT aMONGst other things
          just a sick little fuck with no chums !

    • 408
      play the man not the onion says:

      Yes I sympathise with a fellow suffering human being but this is tempered by the limited consideration that DC gives to the bereaved families of the soldiers he still leaves to fight the insane ‘religious’ fruitbats, for no purpose whatsoever, in Afghanistan. This is something he has the power to fix immediately.

      • 430
        smoggie says:

        It is within the power of every soldier to fix immediately. Not one is forced to go. They don’t have dawn firing squads anymore.

  13. 29
    Anonymous says:

    Coulson’s safe

    • 34
      Bad Al Campbell says:

      like your style. want a job?

    • 95
      Fiddler-Diddler says:

      I keep hearing about Coulson’s safe. Does anyone know where Coulson’s safe is?

      It probably contains all the 4 digit passcodes for the mobile phones hacked by the NoW that Coulson “didn’t know about” …

      • 386
        stilyagi_air_corps says:

        Fucking small safe, then.

      • 394
        Susie says:

        I should imagine for certain people Coulson isn’t safe at all — he’s got dangerous inside information on them — that’s why they’re trying to close him down.

        I used to know a NOTW reporter and he told stories you wouldn’t believe, all with a D notice slapped on them.

  14. 32
    Engineer says:

    A very strange way life has with people sometimes. For the Cameron family to experience one of life’s deepest lows so soon after one of it’s greatest highs is a tradgedy.

    My condolences to the Cameron family.

  15. 33
    Student says:

    Deepest condolescences to the Camerons.
    But how lovely that Ian Cameron saw his son become Prime Minister and become a father again (and he a grandfather again).

  16. 37
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Rest in peace .

    • 44
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Modded ?????????

      • 123
        My wit is often unappreciated too says:

        Frequently.

      • 135
        P. Doff says:

        Is ‘modded’ – in your case – like Aggers saying, “It’s gone upstairs to the third umpire.”

        • 137
          P. Doff says:

          Don’t know how that jumped away from being a reply to #43

          • My wit is often unappreciated too says:

            122 was, too.

          • Apagusta says:

            Condolences to the Cameron family..am sure they are all pleased Ian had the chance to see his son become Prime Minister.

          • Dave Camerons Dead Dad says:

            The tight bastard is going to charge the funeral wreath on expenses

          • Anonymous says:

            We could be happy to to pay if it was David. Seems Ian was a better man than his son.

          • nell says:

            Ian would have wanted his son to be better than him. That’s every caring parent’s hope for their children, for them to do better than we did.

            It’s only labour who tried to turn a nation into a dependent welfare state, druggy, alcoholic, internet poker addicted idiots, in the belief that they would vote for labour ad infinitum!!

          • nellwatch says:

            “Dependent welfare state, druggy, alcoholic, internet poker addicted idiots, in the belief that they would vote for labour ad infinitum!!”

            So that’s what you get up to all day.

          • nell says:

            Darling you have the wrong person. it’s the twatsons. browns, militswits , burnhams, damians, whelans, prezza’s and their hangers on who are troughing off the state.

            The rest of us will be working for our living into our eighties, and proud of it.

            Never taken a penny off the state and not likely to. We work and look after our own.

          • Alan Duncan says:

            What a mug!

          • nell says:

            Mug? Alan Dunncan?

            Nope don’t think so.

            The real mugs are people like balls, militwits and the kinnochios.

  17. 39
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    R. I . P

  18. 40
    Anonymous says:

    As has been said, sad news but he had a long life and got to see his children succeed in life, in one case right to the top.

  19. 42

    Condolences to, and thoughts with the Cameron family at this time.

    • 153
      ddd says:

      Fuck off Tuscan. Get back to watching Fox News and stroking your cock to the sound of that blathering simpleton Glenn Beck.

      • 255
        Oscar Wilde says:

        Amusing little chap – but rather sad…

        • 309
          Mr Ned says:

          He is not at all sad. His tears are fake as he uses Vicks to create the tears. He is laughing at all the mindless dolts and simpletons who worship him.

          He is laughing all they way to the bank with his carefully manufactured noteriety in the mainstream media.

          I am surprised at how many people believe the bullshit he comes out with.

      • 435

        Glenn Frey – yes; Jeff Beck – definitely. Glenn Beck – who he?

  20. 45
    Tory Hater says:

    Oh I see,so it’s OK to attack Gordon Brown and poke fun at him but David Cameron is alright !!!!!!!

    You Bastards

    The death of David Cameron’s father from his first stroke is no laughing matter.

    If only he’d had one in 1966 as well, we’d have been spared this Tory Huhne.

    • 47
      Hugh Jardon says:

      TH..

      may I 9with respect) wish upon you all the pain that DC is going through, for an eternity.

      you (shit stained) tramp’s cock sucking wanker

      • 52
        Tory Hater says:

        Thank you so much.

        I remember the sick jokes on this site when Michael Foot died you imbecile

        • 54
          Anonymous says:

          Michael Foot is dead???

        • 58
          Dave Camerons Dead Dad says:

          I took the piss out of Michael Foot when he died. I’m an equal opportunities person you see.

        • 59
          smoggie says:

          So now everyone knows you’re no better. Now you can fuck off satisfied and proud of yourself.

        • 65
          M'lud says:

          So, because others transgress (jokes re Michael Foot?, murder?) it’s fine for you to stoop as low and follow suit now, is it. You are sick, and need help. But I suspect you well are beyond redemption.

          • Dave Camerons Dead Dad says:

            Someone has to be the villian

          • Unsworth says:

            It’s not mandatory.

          • Dave Camerons Dead Dad says:

            It does make things more interesting though

          • Unsworth says:

            Does it? Maybe for you.

          • Dave Camerons Dead Dad says:

            You have to see the bigger picture my boy

          • I Understand says:

            Everything failed to subdue me. Soon everything seemed dull: another sunrise, the lives of heroes, falling in love, war, the discoveries people made about each other. The only thing that didn’t bore me, obviously enough, was how much money Tim Price made, and yet in its obviousness it did. There wasn’t a clear, identifiable emotion within me, except for greed and, possibly, total disgust. I had all the characteristics of a human being — flesh, blood, skin, hair — but my depersonalization was so intense, had gone so deep, that the normal ability to feel compassion had been eradicated, the victim of a slow, purposeful erasure. I was simply imitating reality, a rough resemblance of a human being, with only a dim corner of my mind functioning. Something horrible was happening and yet I couldn’t figure out why — I couldn’t put my finger on it.

        • 72
          Smig says:

          Michael Foot was a politican. Therefore fair game.

          Cameron Snr., was a stockbroker and didn’t try and run the country into the ground, unlike Foot.

        • 78
          Hugh Jardon says:

          Michael Foot??
          In what way is he connected to IC (apart from being dead)?
          You mean Michael Foot, the ex politician & public servant??

          You really are a sad, fucked up little sack of fox Vom aren’t you?

          let’s just hope & pray that you suffer..very soon & for a LONG time!!

        • 197
          Gonzos arse clinker says:

          heard cremation is out,too much gin

        • 311
          simon r says:

          Day after Footy died.

          Ebay – for sale, one donkey jacket ( only worn once ).

    • 49
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Hi Damian , Now have a refund and fuck off !

    • 51
      Number 10's cat says:

      Gordon ain’t dead yet
      SHAME!!

    • 55
      Groucho says:

      Yeah, really funny. Grow up, you tosser.

    • 312
      Mr Ned says:

      “Oh I see,so it’s OK to attack Gordon Brown”

      Well that is because Gordon is alleged to be an evil child-molesting monster who has the death of thousands on his hands.

  21. 48
    Groucho says:

    Condolences to the Camerons.

  22. 55
    Gordon Brown says:

    The news should be about MEEEEEEEE!

  23. 57
    Dave Camerons Dead Dad says:

    I shat my pants as I died

  24. 62
    Dave Camerons Dead Dad says:

    I wish i could of died like Tommy my death was slow and full of agony.

    • 71
      streamfisher says:

      Groan!, I hope this is not a precursor to weeks of Dead Baby (substitute Dad) Cameron posts from one of the resident sicko’s.

  25. 63
    Dave Camerons Dead Dad says:

  26. 67
    Dave Camerons Dead Dad says:

    I dedicate this advert to fellow stroke sufferers:

    • 172
      Labour are sociopaths says:

      I really hope Guido bans your IP address. And I hope you get run over. That is, if you ever leave your mummy’s basement.

      • 463
        M'lud says:

        I think he’s already been run over. Pity the neurosurgeons were unable to achieve a satisfactory result.

  27. 70
    smoggie says:

    I see the Tro­onite aka Spa­ed­o is back and trying to draw attention to himself with his sick posts.

    Poor show pal.

  28. 73
    Dave Camerons Dead Dad says:

    It was too much viagra that did me in

  29. 75
    concrete pump says:

    For all of the bile spouted by tories and/or right wingers, it is inevitable that some twat from the left will quite easily and happily trump it.

  30. 80
    Dave Camerons Dead Dad says:

  31. 83
    Chalk one Tory down says:

    Not quite as good as when Thatcher dies put still i’m sure plenty of people will be popping champagne tonight.

  32. 87
    Chalk one Tory down says:

    He has probably faked his own death to escape the inheritance tax

  33. 89
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    O/T guido i want eqaulity for people with long names , My name Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! will not fit into the box for live chat is there a way this can be fixed ?

  34. 99
    Dave Camerons Dead Dad says:

    I hope my son can all count on your sympathy votes as he doesn’t get on with the job

  35. 101
    Dave Camerons Dead Dad says:

    I’ve just thought some other bastard will get to shag my wife now

    • 105
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      I despise what you say but defend your right to say it , However as this is Guidos blog he might think otherwise .

      • 290
        Hugh Janus says:

        With freedom goes responsibility. Abuse it and lose it. This blog is one of the last bastions of free speech but there are limits, and a few very sick people will, as usual, do their best to wreck it for the rest of us.

    • 131
      Talking of trying to get sympathy votes says:

      Get used to being in opposition, chappie. Labour is out for a generation.

      • 144
        Fat-arse Eric Pickles says:

        Not if I have my way, it isn’t.

        • 150
          Number 10's cat says:

          Hear Hear
          A single generation is not enough

          • Fat-arse git Eric Pickles says:

            Well tough. By ignoring the public’s views, like big fat arrogant prick that I am, Labour will be back in in four years.

            Got a problem with that? Well la la la la I ain’t listening.

            BTW, I’m gonna bulldoze your home tomorrow.

          • Number 10's cat says:

            Errrr don’t think so
            Check out the monicker
            Plonker

          • Fat-arsed git Eric Pickles says:

            There are many Number 10s in Britain. I shall bulldoze all of them, given the chance. Starting with the ones in Tory areas, for some perverse reason that defies any and all logic.

            I hope Prime Minister Miliband keeps me in this job.

    • 180
      Unsworth says:

      Thought?

  36. 109
    PRWR says:

    Sorry to hear the news but do they have to make such a big 10 minute headline issue about a sad personal loss? Andy Coulson must have sanctioned the coverage on the grounds that it would play well.

  37. 126
    ++More Breaking News++ says:

    Piers Moron to replace the likeable and talented Larry King on CNN from January, it has been announced.

    CNN president Jon Klein said Morgan can “look at all aspects of the news with style and humour with an occasional good laugh in the process”.

  38. 129
    Rip Van Winkle says:

    Condolences to the Cameron family.

    O/T

    Farage seems to have recovered from the plane crash. Oh for a few more like him.

    http://www.zerohedge.com/article/infamous-euroskeptic-nigel-farage-goes-nuts-european-parliament-tells-little-too-much-truth

  39. 138
    Labour are sociopaths says:

    The world’s reaction when McDoom kicks the bucket:

  40. 139
    Lady Thatcher says:

    And oh yes I’m still alive

    ATory moved in next door to me and he was in his garden playing football with his kids, then his ball came into my garden. “Excuse me,” said the Tory, “can i have my ball back.” I said, “Well in this country you have to play a game if you want it back.” “What game?” he said. ” “Well,” i said,” we have to take it in turns to kick each other in the bollocks, last man standing keeps the ball.” Reluctantly the Toryi agrees. “Right,” i said “me first.” So i kicked him good and hard and he doubled up in pain, eyes watering, almost going down. He gets to his feet and says,”my turn”, i said, “Fuck it, have your ball back!”

  41. 142
    Widdecombe in Strictly Come Dancing says:

    This gruesome photo is not for the easily frightened:
    http://www.radiotimes.com/content/features/galleries/strictly-come-dancing-contestants-2010/13/

  42. 146

    Even in politics there are certain limits.

    Some poeple here should be ashamed of their comments.

    Regardless of what you think of David Cameron or his politics, his father has died.

    I am surprised that comments should be allowed on this thread.

    • 151
      Cassandra says:

      agreed

      • 166
        You can't pick and choose sides says:

        Fuck off you hypocritical dickheads all of it was fair game when it was Labour in power.

        • 195
          Anonymous says:

          Er….I don’t remember vile comments on here about the death of Browns baby girl, but we’ve had plenty on here about Camerons boy from that sick Jock cretin.

        • 203
          Anonymous says:

          If this was Cater every one would have felt sorry. Cameron should change his ways otherwise when he die people will spit on his body as they did to Mussolini.

          • piano wire in stock says:

            No, we’re saving that for Brown you cuпt.

          • Mr Ned says:

            …and Blair.

            Don’t forget that we will be shitting and pissing on Blair’s grave to reflect how he pissed on and shit on British troops by lying to Parliament and the country to send so many of them to their deaths in an immoral, illegal and wholly wrongheaded invasion.

            Cameron has not done anything like that….

            ….yet.

        • 211
          The childeren of the right what sweet music we make !! says:

          so er so which labour pm’s dad died and we all took the piss then ? as for foot he was a traitor and a and a sexual predator
          ” Foot once made a pass at his stepdaughter,the news comes just weeks after The Mail on Sunday disclosed that the Left-wing intellectual had affairs with two of his secretaries and an Indian journalist during his 50-year marriage to Miss Craigie” so he rather asked for it dey he ?

    • 209
      I am Sick says:

      George, a lot of the comments here are puerile, offensive and downright disgusting. However, banning is not a solution, banning anything does not solve a single thing. Heaven knows ZaNu have for the last 13 years, tried their best to introduce a draconian society, but at what cost?
      No, as self revealing as the purient and sociopathic posters are, their posts should remain and they should be judged on them, by all other posters and viewers.
      There are times when it is acceptable to be offensive and there are times when it is not. Clearly some individuals here are not yet sufficiently well developed emotionally, to understand such a simple concept.

  43. 152
    Lighten the mood says:

    90′s classic

    • 181
      concrete pump says:

      THAT is NOT a 90′s classic.

    • 470
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      OUEE KAWL DA OUHYYNND MHYYRRHAIYA

      DA LAYKQUE ORE DA OSHAN OUEE KAWL MHYYRRHAEAH

      *

      ASTA

  44. 157
    BillyBob - Charity begins at home!! says:

    Why is it the Left are the turds in our society………….. sick !!

  45. 164
    Anonymous says:

    Where will he go, hell or heaven?

  46. 168
    The Office of Guido Fawkes says:

    NEWS: Prime Ministers’ father dies

    David Cameron has said they have decided against a big lavish funeral and have opted for a Conservative one instead

  47. 178
    daveyone1 says:

    So sad for him so soon after the birth of his daughter!

  48. 182
    Even Castro is condemning Madmood Ahmadinnerjacket says:

    Fidel Castro has criticised Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for what he called his anti-Semitic attitudes.

    The former Cuban leader also warned that an escalating conflict between Iran and the West could lead to nuclear war.

    Mr Castro, speaking to a US journalist, also questioned his own actions during the Cuban Missile Crisis of 1962.

    Asked if he stood by his recommendation for the Soviets to bomb America, he said “it wasn’t worth it at all”.

  49. 196
    Let's get back to the bunfight says:

    Oh dear, how sad, what’s it got to do with us?

  50. 199
    Camerkunts hole says:

    This site and all you spazmongs are dead

  51. 221
    bill hill says:

    How long do reckon Lizzy has got?

  52. 223
    Christy says:

    Condolences to the cameron family over their sad loss.
    And a pox on all of those making the jokes.

  53. 224
    mods n rockers says:

    He’s got short legs and no heels.he looks 6 foot sitting down but he’s 5.8 standing up. them heels must have been 4 inch ones

  54. 234
    Whatever says:

    The Cambo Curse strikes again.

    I hope the tax payer isnt paying for any of the flights from France. No doubt the funeral will be next Wednesday at noon…get my drift

    Also when can we expect the Caulston inspired photo of Dave looking all forlorn…yawn

  55. 238
    Billy Hague says:

    I got dared to walk through a grave yard for homosexuals at midnight. it was dead gay.

  56. 242
    Fascist Hippy says:

    Condolences to the Camerons, but lets hope dad has left Dave a pair of balls in the will!

  57. 243
    From all at Order order says:

    Who’s organising the whip round for a wreath?

  58. 252
    nell says:

    Condolences.

    It seems to me that the young Cameron’s have had more than their fair share of grief this last 12 months. The death of a young son and then the death of a father who was not exceptionally old by today’s standards.

    At the same time davidcameron’s father saw his daughter married, his son become PM and knew of the birth of Florence, so there was also joy in that last 12 months.

    The checks and balances of life.

  59. 256
    Pastor Terry Jones says:

    I can do a special deal on a cremation this Sat’urday.

  60. 257
    Anne says:

    That’s it! Don’t want to appear on the same blog as you lot – you’re sick!! Wonder how you would feel if it was your sad loss? No wonder this Blog isn’t on the top 100 Tory Blogs!!

  61. 258
    My Glass is over flowing says:

    look On the bright side of Life.

    Cameron senior saw his son to be the Prime Minister of this great country and then presented with a beautiful Cornish grand daughter.

  62. 260
    Dave Camerons Dead Dad says:

    I was a financial parasite and got rich screwing you working class scum to the ground but i do not regret it. Tally Ho upwards and onwards!

    • 261
      T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

      Oh, I say !

    • 271
      Emilie Oldkow says:

      Get back in the mine you Huhne, you do not have the brains to add, nor your father. You are a dolt, live with it.

    • 317
      nell says:

      The truth about davidcameron’s Dad is -

      ” I was a hard working man , my father was an even harder working man, his father was a hard working class man. ( Even the Queen has Ag Labs in her Family Tree) . We all accumulated money for our children, working all the hours God sent us.”

      And unless you’re prezza troughing the system, that is how real wealth happens!! Don’t knock it – just go out an earn it for yourself and yur family , like the rest of us have to!!!

  63. 263
    Dave Camerons Dead Dad says:

    The last thing i said to my son was

  64. 270
    Dave Camerons Dead Dad says:

    At least I didn’t have to die in a shit NHS hospital only the best for me right until the end. TOOT TOOT.

    • 300
      Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

      We sorted all the NHS hospitals, just before I saved the World. NEXT !

  65. 275
    Great Britians Next Famous Psychopath says:

    There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

    • 281
      Lighten the mood says:

      Good film.

    • 308
      nell says:

      Are you bliar or are you brown?

      Or then again are you alastairc emoting over the death of Dr David Kelly?!

      • 313
        Andy Coulson says:

        Are you a tory lickspittle emoting over someone you’ve never met?

        • 320
          Lighten the mood says:

          Splooooot.

        • 323
          nell says:

          andycoulson may have issues, then again he may not.

          alastairc hounded Dr David Kelly to his death.

          And then, of course, Dr David Kelly’s death may not have been a suicide. and where does that leave bliar and alastairc??

          For their sakes let’s hope a Coroner’s Inquiry, which seems certain to happen quite soon, does not rule that Dr David Kelly’s death was NOT a suicide.

          bliar and alastairc are going to be in a world of hurt if that happens!!!

          • Timothy Evans says:

            Who needs a judge, jury and executioner when you’ve got nell?

          • nell says:

            Dr David Kelly deserves a proper Coroner’s Inquiry.

            If it was you or I who had died in those circumstances it would be the least we should hope for.

            Hutton was a disgraceful political WHITEWASH designed to hide bliar and alastairc’s role in their shameful, disgusting, unacceptable treatment of Dr Kelly.

            They were either responsible for pushing him over the edge into committing suicide or they were responsible for a darker crime. It is time for a Coroner’s Inquiry to find the truth of it!

            Either way they are condemned!!

  66. 301
    disaffected says:

    If you havent lost a loved parent then keep out
    My old mum died 5 years ago this week and it still hurts so to Mr Cameron well done for your actions getting there in time to be with your dad at the end .
    He will have been very proud to have had a son who is Prime Minister.

  67. 303
    Watt Tyler says:

    Condolences to Mr. Cameron for the loss of his father…

    and to the 300+ dead British Army soldiers for which David Cameron and the Zionist Lib-Lab-Con war-machine is responsible.

    THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT’S WAR ON THE BRITISH ARMY:
    http://eotp.org/category/the-governments-war-on-the-british-army/

  68. 305
    13eastie says:

    Condolences to the Camerons, that’s a hell of a couple of years they’ve had.

  69. 306
    Jethro says:

    The extreme nastiness of so many posts here is astonishing, but not, I suppose, surprising. It used to be said, ‘de mortuis nil nisi bonum’ (‘of the Dead [speak] , nothing but what is good). Emily Parker’s laconic ‘How can they tell?’ response when told ‘President Coolidge is dead’ had the virtue of brevity and, if it reflected on his perceived lack of political activity, did not actually impute to him any vices: some posts here seem to me to be not so much of the gutter, as beneath the gutter – lacking in the least scintilla of what was once deemed common humanity.

  70. 307
    Lighten the mood says:

    So who’s going to partake in International Burn a K-o-ran Day on Saturday?

  71. 321
    Guido your site is full of cretins says:

    This place is a cesspit, full of disturbed nutjobs of all party affiliations and it’s not just this thread either

    • 327
      The rest of us says:

      Glad you could join us!

    • 341
      nell says:

      Time to go home Twatson.

      To that wife and children who are troughing big time from the local council and westminster in wages, expenses, food bills, medical bills, transport costs, office costs and on and on…. Troughing off the state and not giving anything back to society. You’re no better than the welfare state dependants that you’ve created!

      No wonder you are three times, no four, the size you were when you first came into parliament. No doubt so are they. Parasites!!!

      Try earning a living. You couldn’t . Frankly none of you are empyable in anything worthwhile!!

  72. 324
    Lighten the mood says:

    We must stop the Jizzlamification of Britain.

  73. 326
    Socialists = Sociopaths says:

    Care in the Community clearly doesn’t work.

    • 340
      Fat-arsed git Eric Pickles says:

      No. Especially if the community in question is a pretty Tory-voting one, in South East England.

      Best to bulldoze them and bury them under something really ugly made of concrete.

  74. 333
    Anonymous says:

    What Ho!
    Do the plebs not ever understand a little decency?
    As GMH once said:
    “Long live the weeds with the wilderness yet”
    1866
    Show a modicum of respect to a son’s loss of his father.
    Tally Ho!
    Darcy Dancer

    I have returned

  75. 334
    Poor Bill says:

    Oh dear Sandy. You are up set.

    I am also up set. My family were :-
    Goulaks in the USSR. We worked extra hard to feed the cities during the war against the white Russian and then the Germans. You still killed us !

    There was also a professor at Gohang, who desided that the people would still need the skills to produce Electricity that he had learned in England. He stayed. You still killed him and his son during your cultural revolution.

    Our uncle was a doctor who said. ” I will stay here (Cambodia). I have skills that will help the people, now the war is over. You killed him as well.

    Your fuc*ing J”*ish death cult will have to be distroyed and you along with it you vermin.

    Ps Say ‘Hello’ to Karl, for me when you see him !

  76. 337
    nell says:

    Erm!

    Hang on a minute.

    Who took us into the Iraq and Afghanistan Wars?

    Oh yes I remember it was bliar and his sidekick the lying alastairc and his mythical wmd at 45 mins.

    And then there was the chancellor gutless gordon who cut the Armed Forces budget at the same time, sending men to war to die in unacceptable circumstances without body armour, decent vehicles, with inadequate guns that jammed, insufficient weaponry and no helicopters ( just to spite his nemesis bliar)

    Lovely people, this labour crew, weren;t they?!!

    • 366
      Lighten the mood says:

      If you really are Nell, why haven’t you mentioned sandcastles and summer holidays yet?

      • 371
        nell says:

        You like them as well do you?

        I am really nell- notice the little ‘n’ – that’s my mark.

        However this summer I’ve been doing some long term surgery so sandcastles have had to take second place.

        All the same I have managed to get on a North Norfolk beach with my grand-daughter in the last six weeks, sit in the sand dunes and watch her fly a kite in some really challenging winds as the tide is coming in! Great Fun!

        That’s what life is really about!

        • 373
          Dave Camerons Dead Dad says:

          nell why hasn’t my son taken the troops away from Afghanistan. Karzai wants them gone.

          Saddam says hi to everyone as well.

        • 375
          nell says:

          Your question should be why did bliar and alastairc put them there?

          And why did brown, the chancellor let them go there without proper body armor, proper armoured vehicles, weapons that would fire in desert conditions, enough helicopters and enough medical support by way of surgeons, doctors and medical tents.??

          Brown of course wanted to embarrass bliar. He didn’t care if troops died becuase of his vendetta.

          Troops did die because of his vendetta. He still didn’t care!!

          Where was this moral compass that he claimed to possess?!!

        • 377
          Liam Fox in the chicken coop says:

          Hello nell! Got any kids i can send to Afghanistan?
          Promise to return them in a bodybag.
          Or are you just all mouth and no knickers?

        • 385
          nell says:

          Well kevan only you and aintbustinagut would put children in the way of harm in the Afghanistan Way, as you did, wouldn’t you?

          Thankfully the Coalition are working out ways to extract us from this evil unwinnable War that Labour has Forced us into on false pretences!!

          Interesting, isn’t it that kevan and his cohorts, aintbuistinagut and all his other labour defence ministers have declined to take a defence , or any other shadow minister role.!!!!

        • 413
          Susie says:

          Good to have you back nell from another Anglian. Hope your surgery was successful and you’re recovering.

        • 425
          nell the warmongering hypocrite says:

          “Well kevan only you and aintbustinagut would put children in the way of harm in the Afghanistan Way”

          you maen APART from your hero Dave who is keeping the troops there right this second.

          “are working out ways to extract us from this evil unwinnable War ”

          So it’s going to take him five years to work out he simply has to say “bring the troops home now” ? Is he really as stupid as you ?

          Don’t pretend to give a fuck about the war or our troops if you’re happy to have it continue for another five years of slaughter of our boys dying under Cameron’s watch because you won’t dare criticise your hero Dave.

          It just makes you look like a disgusting hypocrite.

  77. 350
    Lighten the mood says:

    I only just got round to watching today’s PMQs and I have to say Clegg did a very good job going on the attack against the Labour c-unts. Straw was hopeless. As per usual. Clegg had some choice quotes to fire back at the Labour fuckers.

    • 356
      Greavsie says:

      You’d think it would be so easy to crush the hopeless Labour arses defending a disasterous record in a general election, but somehow we finish up with a hung Parliament.
      It’s a funny old world.

      • 362
        Lighten the mood says:

        That’s where postal vote fraud came in handy for Labour.

        • 372
          Engineer says:

          ….and the systematic gerrymandering of constituency boundaries that gave Labour an inbuilt advantage. Soon to be corrected.

          • Dave Camerons Dead Dad says:

            ”….and the systematic gerrymandering of constituency boundaries that gave Labour an inbuilt advantage. Soon to be corrected.”

            ”Soon to be corrected.”

            ”be corrected.”

            ”corrected.”

            Oh yes i forgot only our boys can break the rules and change the boundaries to suit us!

            A trick i taught David when he was younger because cheaters always win!

            Five jailed for attempted Bradford postal votes fraudCourt told men had attempted to get Tory candidate elected to marginal Bradford West seat in 2005 general election.

            Press Association
            guardian.co.uk, Monday 6 September 2010 17.02 BST Article history

            Five men, including two former councillors, were today jailed for their parts in a failed postal votes scam intended to get a Conservative candidate elected in the 2005 general election.

            http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/sep/06/men-jailed-attempted-postal-vote-fraud

          • Engineer says:

            Birmingham postal vote fraud a couple of years ago – Labour.

            Equalisation of constituency sizes by number of electors – what’s the problem?

          • Dianne Abbott says:

            Engineer’s stopped weeping over Cameron’s father in order to post another puff piece from CCO.
            How is he going to cope when Eric Pickles’ arsehole implodes under it’s own gravitational pressure and another black hole is formed?

    • 363
      Jackass Straw says:

      I certainly lived up to my sobriquet.

      • 364
        Lighten the mood says:

        Can you get your son to score some spliffs for me? I heard that’s what he’s good at.

  78. 361
    Anonymous says:

    I was just starting to get over the death of Princes Diana.

    And now this.

  79. 370
    Lighten the mood says:

    Another 90′s classic.

  80. 380
    Pastor Terry Jones says:

    All round to my place for a Barbie on 11th of the September.
    We’re roasting a pig!

  81. 388
    Lighten the mood says:

    I hereby declare today b-u-r-n a q-u-ran day!

  82. 390
    nell says:

    ‘Night darlings. God Bless’

  83. 391
    Guido's gay cunt says:

    Allowing anti Tory hate posts now Guido?, I like this

  84. 393
    Guido's gay cunt says:

    For Tory and Gay hate this blog is a corker

  85. 397
    13eastie says:

    I’m starting to wonder what is the point having no registration for his blog.

    It might seem to increase participation, but the ridiculous auto-modding soon puts pay to that.

    Certainly there’s not even the pretence of freedom of expression here.

    The auto-modding, in the experience of many, chucks away loads of perfectly sensible and innocuous posts. Evidently, hundreds of window-lickers get their nonsense posted everyday, this thread being a case in point: what a horrid fucking mess.

  86. 402

    Yes to all of us who have lost a good father it brings tears to your eyes. i feel sorry for the PM as i understand his loss only too well.

  87. 405
    Gordon Brown says:

    Mummy says I have to go to bed but I want my fizzy orange first. She says I can’t have any because I’ve been naughty and thrown Nokias at something called a woman. It’s not fair! I want fizzy orange now! I am prime minister man!

    • 421
      Anonymous says:

      As much of a nutball fucked up fizzy oranged fruitcake you are Gordon, if your farther passed away suddenly I would certainly send you my condolences if I was on your on your site.

    • 462
      Anonymous says:

      Tosser

  88. 410
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Manassas: The Song of Love

    • 444
      MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

      Hi ! ar moniker ! more love needed everywhere !

      this one from Mrs Hebb’s eldest who sadly passed away last year !
      just love the words !

      • 448
        Can't remember my moniker says:

        Hi Frankie! Good to hear from you. I have just returned to the Adriatic from another visit to the UK. Went further north this time and climbed Ben Nevis, something I have been thinking about for three decades. Managed to do it on one of the few sunny clear days up there so truly fortunate. Interesting to note that all the people I met going up and down were nice, focused people. No whingers or benefits cheats who would never get up off their arses anyway. Perhaps there is hope?

  89. 414
    Labour List says:

    Please come to our site and comment on our shit same old same old boring lefty bullshit, atm we’re only getting two to three comments per fucking thread!

    Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, we miss our Gordy…….

    NOT FAIR!

    • 429
      albacore says:

      For a larf, just took a look.
      From the leading contender’s five-point master plan for that mother of all party priorities – greater gender equality:
      “2. Supporting the drive to change the core working hours of parliament to reflect modern working arrangements.”
      Sorry, it’s my weird sense of humour, but I love impassioned gobbledegook like that – it’s such utter shite that it has the cat rolling around the floor in uncontrolled mirth when I explain the full ramifications to him.
      Lib/Lab/Con twatspeak.

  90. 423
    M'lud says:

    There are some very sick people on this site, but you “David Cameron(‘)s Dead Dad” take the biscuit with your repetitive, disgusting comments throughout the day. You are clearly a very disturbed individual. I do not know how you can live with your conscience.

    • 424
      Why is he keeping it here ? says:

      More to the point why doesn’t Guido just delete them like he did with all the other lunatic stuff the nutters posted over Camerons child ?

      He’s been quick to delete far less deranged and offensive stuff on this site.

  91. 427
    Anthony Charles Lynton Blair says:

    Why is it that whilst Tories are blamed for being heartless, evil and uncaring it is always socialists that make the most partisan / tribal / ruthless / nasty remarks especially when it has nothing to do with politics?

    Cameron is a man who has just lost his father, I couldnt wish these emotions on anyone.

  92. 431
    smoggie says:

    I don’t think that committing acts of gross indecency in Marylebone public convenience would pay particularly well. Politics – an even seedier occupation – does however.

  93. 434
    Anonymous says:

    How could you say people on the left are against Cameron. Nothing is happening on immigration or EU; criminals are going to be let out as prisons are closed and defence cuts. More powers are being given to EU. Do you thing the right is loving what Cameron is doing.

    This government is hatted by almost every one.

  94. 440
    Anonymous says:

    Message for Dave “Camerons Dead Dad” (yep, he’s never heard of an apostrophe)…

    Just before you go to sleep tonight, lying there with that self-satisfied, smug grin on your face, thinking about all the puerile bile that you will have contributed to this site today, and reflecting on how witty and amusing you are, imagine yourself standing in a cemetery by an open grave watching a close relative being buried. A parent, or a wife or child (either of the last two being extremely unlikely in your case, of course). Then look around at all the people with you, rolling around on the floor laughing their heads off at your loss. Coming your way mate, just what you deserve.

  95. 443
    pp says:

    My condolences to everyone who has lost someone recently.

    Especially to those who lived short, shitty, unhappy lives in poverty with no advantages and leave behind people who will be hard pressed to get by with out them.

  96. 446
    Serious for a change says:

    Condolences to David Cameron and his family.

  97. 451
    Are you all nuts? says:

    Why on earth would anyone write “Condolences to David Cameron and his family” on this (or almost any other) website? Very weird.

    You might as well doodle it in the margin of your note book. Or send it in a text to a random phone number. Or spell it out with your piss in the foam of the toilet.

    Or maybe you’re all so deranged that you’re already doing those things…

  98. 455
    Gary Elsby says:

    Guido, after reading some of this I reckon it’s a bottle of pills and a blunt knife in the woods for you sunbeam.

  99. 456
    kitten says:

    It is sad to loose your Dad, I know. My condoliences to David Cameron.

  100. 458
    kitten says:

    Guido you have too many sickos on your web site.

  101. 461
    M'lud says:

    Guido, I thought you wanted this to be primarily a political blog, rather than a medium for the sickos and weirdos of society to spew forth their disgusting vomit. If so, you should do something about it. All for free speech and all that, but this site is hardly worth visiting anymore. The asylum has been overrun by the inmates, and frankly it makes very uncomfortable reading even for those of us with broad minds. Lose your readers at your peril.

  102. 464
    Anonymous says:

    Boo f-ing hoo, lots of people die every day its just a pity the real Guy Fawkes can’t come back and take out his gobshite son and that house of puppets, 67000 ideas to help the economy I hear they have now !

    Funny how none of them include stopping their expenses….Murder the government by NOFX for x-mass No1 ? lets get voting ;)



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