Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
Andrew Lansley Has Been Shot | Dan Hodges
Another Gay Gaffe From Ken | Standard
Pensioners Paying Price for Funny Money | Telegraph
Ken Penis Gaffe | Metro
Hague Photo Mystery | Guardian
The Iranian Model is Hitler | Lawrence J. Haas
No.10′s Andrew Cooper Should Look at this Poll | Douglas Carswell
Livingstone Has Form on Homophobia | ConservativeHome
Investors HBack Over RBS Meddling | CityAM
Riddled With It | Pink News
I Went Mad in the Seventies | Ken
Guy Newsroom Splits | Indy
Polly’s Voodoo Polling | UK Polling Report
Labour SpAd Backs the Bill | Mark Wallace
Guido Goes for the Lobby | Press Gazette
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Criminal Enterpise Incorperated LTD PLC Murdoch Wade-Brookes phd.
What’s the difference between william hague and the Chilean miners?
William hague will be ‘out’ by Christmas.
The Chilean Miners Union released a statement today stating
‘A small hole, usually there for the emission of noxious gasses has been accessed. A large tool will now be inserted into the passage and drilled vigorously. This will result in the hole widening in diameter. Fluids should be able to be left in the hole to keep up the spirits of the men involved. In time, it is hoped that the main shaft will be accessed by reaching around the rear passage, bringing a smile to the face of the men, and ultimately relief via a small explosion’
British Foreign secretary William Hague welcomed the news, and quickly boarded the first flight to Santiago.
Excellent appearance on Vicky Derbyshire slot on 5-live. Perhaps you are made for radio rather than TV!
Glad you held her to account about her line of questioning!
Does the radio make you look fatter?
Guido has a face for radio !
Coulson has to go – end of.
Cameron’s naivety in appointing him in the first place is astounding.
Coulson was the tory high commands answer to the poison’N'smears unit of McBride&Co.
This is the modern politics brought to the UK by newlabour, the politics of the press release and the smear and the dirty trick and the tories in their usual half arsed way responded using Coulson, dont wrestle with pigs in the pig sty, you both get dirty but the pig enjoys it.
Newlabours only lasting legacy will be the poisoning and perversion of our national life.
Hullo.
As a son of the manse, can I just say that it was the right thing to do.
Goodbye.
It started in America…no it really did!
The democrats first invented the poisonous politics of smear and lies and innuendo, they gave birth to the ugly child and it now stalks the corridors of power over here, so yes Gordon for once you were right!
It did start in America.
Iraq has weapons of mass destruction
Iraq has weapons of mass destruction and are only twenty five minutes away.
…from hitting our troops in Cyprus.
Iran has them.
By a quirk of fate the proof reader of that famous MI6 dossier on Weapons of Mass Destruction was so obsessed with “sexing it up” that he missed a simple typo, a “q” for a “n”: Iraq for Iran. Somehow in the unseemly haste to commence hostilities the error was not discovered until it was too late but, in any case, most of the voting public wouldn’t know the difference anyway. The rest is history and memoirs.
Immigration is “absolutely essential to our economy” (speech to CBI, 27/4/2004).
It is “not beyond the wit of Government and health administrators” to get rid of single sex wards (speech, 1996).
I will be “tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime” (1992).
I hope the sight of the [puerile defecating monkey] 2012 Olympics logo will “leave people inspired to make a positive change in their life” (speech, June 2007).
I promise that “everybody will have easy access to an NHS dentist within the next two years.” (speech to Labour Party Conference, 1999).
Easy access to a NHS dentist? Yeah, I clean my dentist’s Porche every week for a tenner and some free floss.
Cassandra, Labour has left us many other legacies. In many other parts of the world, it is legitimate to refuse to accept the inheritance of a bankrupt’s debt.
How can you say that about us? You know we labour people are down to earth salt of the earth types who would ever sully politics in this way. We only have the interests of the people we serve at heart, ask John Prescott, Tony Blair and Gordon Brown.
Coulson denied knowledge of any mobile phone hacking by his journos. A very clear denial. By the conventions of British public life we must believe him.
Liebor politicians have to prove that he is a liar, nothing less.
I don’t believe Coulson. Do you?
Doesn’t matter what you and I believe.
Innocent until proven guilty. Our lawyers make their living based on that mantra.
There is knowing, there is not knowing and there is wilfully closing your eyes to the obvious.
WTF is going on in the Tory party?
Shagger Nokes, Crispin Blunt, 3 Aides Hague, Hacker Coulson and now Mike Weatherly and his Brazilian Hooker wife
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309280/Tory-MP-weeps-discovery-Brazilian-wife-70-time-suburban-prostitute.html
IMHO the weird Lib dems are having a very bad effect on the Tories.
Couldn’t possibly be that the Tories are just as shit as the other two parties could it?
Not quite as shit, despite Cameron’s best efforts. And the Tories will have even more trouble closing the shittiness-gap when Bananaboy takes over the Parasite Party’s leadership next month.
I think you will find that the 3 parties are quite distinct from each other in their failings.
With Labour it comes down to money, the Tories prefer good old sex scandals and the libdems are plain out and out deviants
I’m not LibDem
You are in some sort of denial. Its a bit early in the morning to remind you of Major and his merry men. and woman.
I shall not mention shrek headed footballers either.
Can’t believe anything would want to shag that fat slag.
I know, it’s terrible. It’s like finding out your husband has been bumming a twink!
It’s the same Liebour propaganda machine ( the only thing they are good at) the did the the Major Government, aided and abetted by their mouthpiece the BBC
Can’t really blame Mike Weatherley for his missus’ behaviour though can you – particularly since they’re separated?
The BBC are still wrongly calling it phone tapping.
And you can be sure very other paper was also listening in to personal answer phones.
More witless crap with all the hallmarks of typical R & M crud. You can’t tell who it is or what it’s about so they fill the panel with text explaining it all. If you took away the fucking picture you’d lose nothing, so in what way is this cack a cartoon?
This isn’t satire, it’s graffiti and not even funny. I repeat my offer of earlier this year – I will produce free of charge a cartoon for Guido that’s as funny and instantly recognisable as this R & M shit, and you won’t have to pay me a penny. Deal?
Well said.
Well said that man.
El Capo can’t spell. Who’s surprised?
A great week for the CCHQ spin machine.
I must say that today’s cartoon as one of the better ones!
Don’t push this any further and I promise I won’t release the John Prescott phone sex messages.
Ughhhh. No please don’t release them. Just had my breakfast.
Can you tell what it is yet? Nope, neither can I
Is it Hague taking his bedroom buddy on taxpayer funded jollies around the world when he wasn’t even employed by Hague or the Conservative Party ?
It’s Andy Coulson, because there’s a big label next to him saying, “Andy Coulson”. Without the big label, we’d be stumped, because the cartoon’s shit. Again.
What I want to know is, why are the cartoon character’s spectacles missing a right ‘temple’? Has Andy Coulson broken his spectacles? Can’t he afford to replace them? Or is the cartoonist just shit?
It’s a competition. Find 4 more errors and the winner gets a prize – a book entitled,”The Complete Rich and Mark Cartoons, 2009″ The runner-up gets 2 copies.
The fact the person and subject need to be headlined underline the amount of people who otherwise wouldn’t have a clue what on earth it is about.
Beyond that, it simply isn’t funny. And it doesn’t make sense either, as the NoTW tends to publish tat, rather than news stories.
Agree on the last part: it would have been mildly funnier if he said, “If it were, it woudn’t be in here.”
Precisely lol. And they are meant to be the comedians.Talk about standing in front of an open goal and not even realisiing it…
Explain yourself Guido, tell us why you continue to use R & M? They are not funny, can’t draw, and completely satireless…aka shit.
Are they related, or have a picture of you on a rocking horse…….
I think they’re dirt cheap.
Unfortunately their lack of ability has become the running joke.
Sad
Today I’m mostly be making my long awaited come back by throwing mobile phones at women having nursery wipe my very sore bot bot and quaffing fizzy orange in a champagne socialist styleeeee at the tax payer expensive.
Thank you.
Is this why the Squeaker insisted n a creche in the HoC?
This morning on “Daybreak” I’ll mostly be lying about everything from 1997-2007.
Thank you.
How people can’t see through this idiots vanity ,lies and inflated sense of self importance is frankly beyond me.This dross won 3 elections and his books a best seller!Its official Britains off its tits.
Hullo.
Well I won’t be buying it, thank you very much.
My book will be well worth reading and contains no lies whatsoever, oh no.
Goodbye.
My dear old mum, was well on the way to gagaland in 1997. Whenever she saw Bliar on the TV, she would say”that Tony Blair, I don’t trust him. He’s got shifty eyes.” At least one old dear saw through him, shame the the other 60,000,000. “of sound mind (?!) ” re-elected him THREE times.
Check your figures, Blair’s labour party never ever got anywhere near 60million votes.
They won 43.2% of the vote with only 13,518,167 votes at their 1997 Height of popular support.
By making the big important global decisions, driving forward Labour values for British workers, Labour won twenty million votes in 1997, fifty million votes in 2001, 70 million votes in 2005 and, with under my leadership, a hundred trillion infinity votes in 2010.
Do you really believe the book’s a best seller? Not round my area according to the local paper. It’s already seeling at half price in most outlets & someone on another blog said it’s even lower at Asda. More Blair bullshit & lies. Only positive thing is that he’ll have to explain to the public & the RBL why his much vaunted donation has shrunk to a couple of hundred pounds rather than the promised millions.
Seems Cardinal Ego is doing Sky News as well. Talking to Eamonn Holmes, so he is.
..and what about the ‘Gordon threatened a Labour party investigation into cash for honours’?
Mr Blair, this was investigated and you weren’t charged, is something troubling you?
Perhaps you ought to get a block confessional booked when the Popes here, keep him out of view for a day or two at the least…
Tone was only worried about the effect adverse publicity would have on his beloved Nulabour parteh over this tory-led smear campaign, Absolutely nothing to do with him, Lord Levy, Lord Paul or anyone connected with Labour. Nothing to see here – move along please.
George Galloway is suing the NOTW over the phone hacking and has made it known he won’t consider an out of court settlement (like they’ve agreed with a number of others). He wants them to make a public admission of guilt.
Coulson is also being cited to give evidence in the forthcoming case against Tommy Sheridan who is being prosecuted for perjury following his defammation action against the NOTW.
Interesting times ahead.
What’s odd though is that Cameron, whose only experience of real work was in PR and spin, is so fucking inept at it.
Nothing odd about it at all.
The whole Lib/Lab/Con parliamentary system is a no-go showboat sham.
They know that we know it.
Cameron or Mr Blobby, what’s the difference?
You must have had a fucking sheltered life if you find this “interesting”.
Galloway, Sheridan, Prescott….
My, what a shower of shit..
Do you want me to plllllllllllllaaayyyyyyyyy the cat mmmmm
I’m back for good.
Wipe my botty.
My SpAd specialises in that.
So what were the two factual errors in Liddle’s first sentence?
Does the HoC canteen have fizzy orange?
my bedroom has a spad who fizzes
I’ll be on Hampstead Heath at 4am if any of you would like to splooot splooot up my bot bot.
It was Wimbledon Common back in the day when Gordo got cautioned for wombling in the 80s
Got anything to back that up? That would brighten up my Monday morning a zillion times more than this shitty cartoon.
My patch was Clapham Common. Can’t beat it for big black men.
I just invite them into my house for a pee.
PLOP.
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SQUAWWWWWWWWKK!!! (squit) (crest) (fluff)
I did it because I believed it was right. Sorry, what was the question?
PS Next week in serialisation of my new “Journey” read about how I manipulated Cherie into anal sex to avoid more mini-Blairs
What are these strange looking lumps on my knob?
PLOP.
PLOP PLOP
Sweetcorn.
Cherie’s tits?
Don’t you dare make fun of my Gordo! I wuv him! He makes my liddle winkie hard! Waaaaaah! SQUIT.
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Wonder if it’ll be in the Sun…
The Sun is not a newspaper it is a cartoon rag for celebrity obsessed idiots. It’s not likely that this story will be in the Sun as its readers wouldn’t understand it.
That will be one step up from the mirror then?
You are so correct except ‘mirror’ should have a capital letter as in Mirror. Jeeez, standards are really slipping these days.
Readers?
The blog has been almost completely taken over by Liebour list trolls. Very sad.
No I don’t think so,just silly season and childrens school holidays,the children go back to the HOC today so it should get better as the kids start to throw their toys out of prams
Will camalot be back today or is he still on paternity leave
No but DD is ready to lead the Tory Party’s charge against the LibDem AV proposals.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309323/David-Davis-leads-charge-vote-reform-Conservative-rebels-demand-delay-referendum.html
Shhh don’t mention politics on here, I did once but i think i got away with it
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46 or pretend GBrown Trying to figure out who’s sicker you as a person writing your unfunny rubbish or the real GBrown at the moment it appears to be you.
(scrittle) (k-tweetle) SK-PLOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSHH!!! A-AAAAARRRKK!!!
Murdoch owns this PM and owned the last 2 PMs so why should he not have his man in No 10.
He is also part owner of that inept and sleaze ridden body – the Met Police.
this phone hack story is yesterday news. I mean who want to know that a stupid politician is not intellengent enough to change this PIn mumber so anyone could guess it. god i bet most of the PIN numbers were left on the default setting of 1111, so how good a hacker do you have to be to guess it. (the average 5 yr old could hack it).I bet if it comes to court many of the complainants (prescott, harman et al) would look even more stupid than they are.
Q. mrs harperson are you really stupid enough to leave your PIN munber on 1111, so that it could be accessed by anybody, even a five year old
A. Yes i am
You’ll be telling us next that they use “PASSWORD” to get access to their PC
Yep.
Two problems though:
Software and phones should not be set up by the manufacturers to be at their most vulnerable by default. Its like when microsoft used to enable all sorts of shite for windows that no sane person would use.
Technology niavety. This is the equivalent of leaving your windows open all night.
And who the hell leaves confidential messages on answerphones? If you have something sensitive to say then you ask them to call you back.
a journalist was jailed for doing it to Prince William
it’s illegal
If I leave my front door open and someone walks in and reads the papers on my desk: that is not illegal.
What made it illegal was the conspiracy to do so. The Law abhors conspirators.
News International have already paid out £1m in damages to three claimants in out of court settlements because of this.
There are hundreds with a right to claim.
This is going to end up costing Rupert an awful lot of money.
Obviously Coulson didn’t know it was happening. We can be certain of that because he says so and you can trust the word of a NOTW editor.
That a rennet extra in your pay for posting that. Ah, like all pigs, I love rolling about in the poo.
Now off to the tuck shop for a huge feast!
…just as you can trust the word of a disgruntled ex-hack from the same rag. This is going nowhere just like the first attempt.
All the Tory boys need their Esssex geezers.
- the barristers have their clerks;
- the bankers have their barrow boy traders; and
- poor dopey Dave has Andy Coulson
Good post although one teeny weeny flaw: not all barristers are Tories. Blair for instance…
Oh Christ, here’s another one:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309280/Tory-MP-weeps-discovery-Brazilian-wife-70-time-suburban-prostitute.html
The ‘Bad Girl’ tee-shirt and the fact that he met her in Rio on a shagging trip may be the giveaway.
He’s only weeping because he’s front page.
Odd details in there.
She didn’t live with him for two years (2007-2009), and came back to him (and the uk) for a few months for the elections.
They have been separated since February
Agreed, Sockpuppet. Probably just wanted UK citizenship, like the rest of them.
Anyway, at least she’s female (allegedly). Good value at 70 notes, I’d say.
If the seventy squids includes “Full English Breakfast” as well, then I think it is an excellent example of the benefits of a free market
Full English?
Full Brasilian, surely?
Anon 9:54.
No. More like a scottish breakfast.
or a dog’s breakfast
At least she wasn’t on the payroll as a Spad. Thank fuck for small mercies.
You nice boy.
Ten dolla, love you long time.
You should give Wayne Rooney a call – seems he’s prepared to pay quite a little more than ten dolla.
He needs to: who would want a spud-faced illiterate tattooed navvy on top of her for only 70 an hour?
A woman with a hole in her roof.
Poor sod, thought it was love and all the time he was stirring the biggest bowl of porridge since the battle of Bannockburn.
I don’t care what Rupert tells me, if this Coulson guy is a gayer then he’s going to jail
Michael Gove is a bummist, that slack bottom lip is the result of years of cocksucking.
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First off, ‘when’ should be ‘if’. By ‘unpaid’. should the winning candidate be expected to benefit from free travel, twin bed in a 3/4 star hotel etc?
Twin bed? Looks very much like a double to me and the Sunday Mirror.
Talking of parasites (which we weren’t but will probably do so before the day is out):
http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/197820
http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/197820
Its never ending the 10 will breed more scroungers the cycle will continue. Why do you think all the scum of the world are heading to the UK.
It’s terrible. Clearly we are able to breed enough of our own scum without having to import any.
Sadly, the progeny of these scroungers end up voting Liebour and posting pitiful toilet humour on here.
Too true Smoggie, and here’s an outstanding example of the home-grown variety:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309314/Cherie-v-Mandy-Blairs-wife-takes-legal-action-book-reveals-private-letters.html
The word ‘hypocrisy’ just seems so inadequate.
What gets me about these stories is the way the
animalsfamilies always pose for a photo.“Hello, I’m from a national newspaper and we’re going to write a story that exposes you and your family as the worthless parasitic scum that you are, and every worker in Britain is going to hate your guts. Could you all pose for a picture?”
“OK!”
Presumably the “Shameless” tribe got a nice fee for that. I wonder if it goes to the taxman or to Tescos?
Murdoch + Met Police = pockets full of money. Cover-ups, sleaze, dishonesty, graft and corruption reign supreme. Nothing changes Cameron and his band of brothers are no better than the last lot.
So er the Murdoch press and by default all other press out lets as to be honest they seem to have found no evidence [except for one drunk/druggie in the N/Y/T's prob fed by the jurnolisters at the Gardian] so must be tainted ,the police/the C.P.S and G.C.H.Q [who monitor and record every e-mail and phone call made in the U.K ] the labour government and the judiciary are all in on it to protect one Tory PR bloke? but break the law and parliamentary protocol to arrest Tory M.P Damien Green in full view of the public ??? bit er inconsistent me thinks!.
Inconsistency is LabourList’s mantra.
Yup, the Met police became a paramilitary extension of the labour party.
If there had been anything in these allegations, Coulson would have been nailed to the wall by his testicles.
And before that it was a paramilitary extension of the Tory party.
The police’s most import function is to protect the political class. Everything else is secondary.
If you say so.
Hello,hello hello what’s going on here then, move along please, we know where you live, we’ll be paying you a visit later.
That’s the sanest and probably the best argument I have read on any blog.
p.s. When are the government cancelling the BBC’s tax payer funded war on the tories and the Guardian’s revenue stream on public sector job adverts?
laughable horseshit from a coulson apologist
it’s not just one journalist whether the news of the world tries to smear him as a dr+nk or not
and the New York Times evidence has been passed on to the police as well as private prosecutions beginning
not to mention all the cases settled out of court already by Murdoch for millions
that phone tapping list was enormous and had celebs, police, sportsmen, businessmen and politicians on it
and some of the politians were tory ones
coulson might end up being the least of it if more of the names on the list proceed
since the only name to be properly investigated so far (the royal) resulted in a jail sentence
you wish
Cant see the problem with phone tapping – the governement and the EU security agencies are listening in to every e-mail, text and phone call anyway – whats wrong with someone else giving it a go (if it exposes wrongdoing) – at least taxpayers do not have to pay for it !
It was never a problem until Murdoch switched his support from Labour to the Conservatives.
When are they going to re-open the cash for peerages investigation. Blair surrendered his pensions policy when Brown blackmailed him with exposure so there must be something to expose.
Perfect response to the Balls demand for Coulson enquiry. Of course we will investigate once other enquiries are finished.
Cash for Honours
Hutton
Dr Kelly
Immigration
etc etc
No No No, I believe Andy Coulson.
When he says he really knew bugger all about what everyone around him was doing when he was supposed to be managing, and had meetings where he wasn’t listening to anything anyone was saying, I’ll take his word for that.
Just like the Pakistan cricket team.
Sounds like an accurate description of a Tory to me.
Sounds like Tony Blair’s memoirs to me.
Jim Hacker and Free Willy are both toast.
See you next Tuesday Yates!
I’ll be voting against AV even though it was in my manifesto. That’s because I’m honest and have integrity and don’t do things just for the sake of political opportunism.
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Hey Guido, your famous:
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/yasmin-alibhai-brown/yasmin-alibhaibrown-the-stench-from-the-blogosphere-2071311.html
How much you paying Yasmin Brown (any relation to Gordon?). Just think of the extra hits you’ll get. Hits in the face that is.
What does venal mean? can I soo?
Venality is a vice associated with being bribeable or of selling your services or power, especially when one should act justly instead. In its most recognizable form, dishonesty, venality causes people to lie and steal for their personal advantage, …
Yes you can definitely suu, 95% commission, no-win, no-pay and only 90% commission
Thought it meant something to do with your Liver
After Liddle’s piece this all smacks of envy from the “real” journalists.
She’s just jealous of Guido she’s like that other thing that write for the gridiron, zero knowledge of life in 2010,cottonwool wrapped all their lives,if she has to go out of London has to take an oxygen cylinder with her plus a map and compass and her passport,she thinks the end of the world is just after the M25,the only peace we will get when she goes back to her own planet outside the milky way.
They remember how tough it as when they started in journalism. Having to actuallly wear out all that shoe-leather walking all the way to the fax machine to get their labour party press-releases, and re-typing them out and adding their own names to the by-line.
Now they praise god for the ability to cut and paste from email.
I read she’s “sleeping with Ahmadinejad’s twin brother and has investments in immigrant trafficking businesses…”
Yasmin Brown is just jealous and scared because the heavily censored & controlled corporate media is dying and she’ll be out of a job in 5 years.
I’m sure Yasmin is like the other journalistic filth in the corporate media that will try and have us all believe that 9/11 was orchestrated by some towel-head sat in a cave when the facts point towards our own inteligence service.
i.e she promotes much bigger lies than anyone on the blogosphere
MI7, I do hope that you are posting from some secure institution. How do you type with your arms strapped behind your back?
Stop the press! Eamonn Holmes on Sky News is giving Blair a hard time about not telling us the truth about Gordon Brown!
Surely not? The only thing Holmes is known to give a hard time to is food.
I think conservative party should change its name, the latest is one of the conservative MP’s wife is a prostitute. Any suggestion on name change?
camorons condoms
They are certainly in bed with the Liberal Democrats who are whoring their policies for the price of power per hour then I suggest the Punter Party.
New New Labour.
It says she was £70 per hour – is there a minimum charge or could I simply purchase the 5 minutes necessary – that comes to £6 inc tip
What’s her phone number?
How about “Dave Cameron’s Conservative Party”?
Yes, I like the sound of that. We’ll go with it.
See? After four months in the job, I’ve actually done something! I’m not a useless shit after all!
What about “Dave’s Shit”
I think they tried that sometime in 2008(?)and had to rapidly remove Cameron’s name from in front of Conservative Party on the ballot papers when they failed to achieve the breakthrough they thought linking Camron’s name to that of the party would … which considering they were up against an unpopular PM(if not THE most unpopular ever) and government takes some doing
A suitable name for such a party would be “the conservatives”
It says much of modern Britain today that the only way a married man can get a blow job is to pay for it.
Why do you think women these days still like to get married ?
“I do faithfully swear that there will be no more blow jobs till death do us part.”
Ain’t that the truth. When I stood at the alter and said, “I do.” She stood besides me thinking you don’t anymore.
The Heir to Blair Party
Lefty in Diguise party
Yasmin Alibhai Brown is one of the most annoying Huhnes on earth. Arrogant, self-obsessed little shit.
She should be forced to wear a niqab.
She should be sent back to her own country.
She should be forced to write some incisive journalism.
Where would that be? Her parents were immigrants too, send her to Uganda?
Send her to Coventry. The Foleshill Road in particular since it is not hideously white.
Don’t worry, her and all her government apologists that pollute the corporate media have seen the writing on the wall and know they will be out of a job in 5 years that’s why she is having a go at the Gudio and his ilk.
A question!
When these alleged phone tappings took place, wasn’t the News of the Screws a NuLab supporting Rag?
It is now, apparently, a Conman Rag.
Yashmac Alibi Broon/ BBC / Drunks / Mentalists
all on a roll this morning defending Draconian cuts to trillion pound
spending and massive state stuff including underground
cities for moles with universities in every village
for anyone south of the equator apart from British scum.
And anyway who gives a flying fuck for them.
attacking- oh bollocks
Great article on Yasmin Alibhai Brown:
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/douglasmurray/100030524/is-yasmin-alibhai-brown-the-stupidest-woman-in-britain/
The answer is almost.
Ffion Hague and Colleen Rooney take some beating in the stupid stakes.
I predict Colleen Rooney will be in line for a multi-million £ divorce settlement any time soon, so not that stupid after all, work it out, why else would anybody get hitched to Shrek?
Ditto Ffion.
Colleen isn’t stupid. She recognised her meal ticket very early on.
Ray Parlour’s wife managed to establish the principle that a WAG’s entitled to a chunk of his future earnings too
She’ll be laughing all the way to the Leeds
Good point, she clearly recognised his potential (on the field) at a very early age. She should replace Capello.
Britain’s hideously white you know.
“Britain’s hideously white you know.”
You should go to Oldham you’d soon retract that statement.
Agreed – an excellent read!
I believe Doug Murray has a fondness for the Cumberland.
who smelt is dealt it Yasmin Alibhai-Brown
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Tony-Blair-Attacks-Government-Prison-Policy-Former-PM-Appearing-Live-On-Sunrise/Article/201009115715900?lpos=Politics_Carousel_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15715900_Tony_Blair_Attacks_Government_Prison_Policy%3A_Former_PM_Appearing_Live_On_Sunrise
How sad. Poor old bliar is considering cancelling Wednesday’s book signing in London for fear of demonstrations.
The man’s a coward. His ego clearly can’t take the knowledge that at least here in the UK he is regarded as the vilest man on earth.
‘Kin ‘ell !!! The unalloyed hypocrisy of T.B£iar is totally staggering !! He’s criticising Coalition policies on crime after the last 13 years of Liebour Lawlessness !!
Do everyone a favour Saint Tony, take your many millions and your gigantic ego on a way ‘Journey’ out of this Country and don’t come back. Ever.
I don’t think Tony’s thought that one through, a pretend socialist railing against the coalition policy of not wasting £40,000 a year each on locking people up for minor offences, but I still think we (to coin a phrase) should be tough on crime and the causes of crime, yes that means YOU! Blair.
That the country he’s created in the past 13 years. A simple war criminal can’t attend a book signing without being mobbed.
By American tourists asking for his autograph?
The power of the MSM. I have not met a Yank who rates him at all, many think he led Bush down the dark path, who gained the most from their collaboration?
If we extradite Blair to The Hague would they let us leave the EU?
Scores of the last decade are being settled one by one. Expect more filth to emerge over the next year or so.
Victoria Derbyshire on R5 saying “Coming up the blogger who broke the Hague/gay story”
Wonder who that could be?
Tat?
Tuning in now……….
I listened. Not really impressed, but then, Guido aint supposed to be potential prime minister.
I would have hoped that Guido would have stuck firmly and earlier with the inexperience/nepotism angle (while people were still listening).
Like the Michael White dig. titter.
Cheer up you lot. It’s not all bad news, Andy Murray lost last night.
Agreed! I love it when that sour-faced, miserable Scottish Huhne loses.
I’m well happy, I’ve made a fortune out of people backing Murray to win and the best bit is you don’t have to bribe anybody.
Don’t make Guido Fawkes a fall guy for Hague’s woes. It’s just politics
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/sep/05/preston-blogging-guido-fawkes-hague
Vicki Pollard doesn’t know what to say!
Guido is doing a fine job on R5. Not his usual let down.Good Man
He’s being toe-curlingly embarrassing – just like he always is on Radio or TV.
Sir Michael White won’t be happy.
Have you EVER seen that twat happy?
He’s making an absolutely idiot of himself.
Fuck off Prescott go eat some pies.
Says the cartoon character who doesn’t even know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.
Funny that Vicki Pollard called Guido a Conservative blogger yet again.
The usual BBC tactic of establishing the dividing lines before an interview/discussion has even commenced, how many times has Thatcher been brought into it already.
Well done with Darbyshire on R5 Guido – but you didn’t ask why she has is so
left-leaning.
So the lying murdering Bastard might abandon his book signing in London.
He said the Metropolitan Police were “fabulous and they will do whatever we ask them to do”
This includes your hired thugs murdering innocent people in the street does it you blood stained bastard.
I was expecting everyone in Britain to throw kisses and bouquets at me. I can’t understand why you all detest me.
The taxpayer will be expected to pay for your protection against attacks by taxpayers. Better to stay non-dom, Tone.
“He said the Metropolitan Police were “fabulous and they will do whatever we ask them to do”
I think he was quoting Murdoch and News International.
The Met police are great supporters of Labour, see how many times they put stickers on their cars to back Labour over those nasty public sector cutting Tories just before general elections.
Ian Blair didn’t get a peerage for nothing you know (apart from services to aiding the murder of innocent electricians).
Question of the day must be will Wayne Tromboner make a confession to the Pope when he comes to see what his beloved Luftwaffe left of Liverpool?
The Luftwaffe did us a favour there.
It was a news story, once, a long time ago.
That detestable shit Nick Clegg is getting his come-uppance
Dirty little 2 faced toerag
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