BabyCam at Downing Street
Well there’s Saturday’s front pages sorted:
Aww.
UPDATE: Hats off to Dizzy for the headline “Florence Meets the Machine”.
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I Told You So: Euro is Doomed | Douglas Carswell
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Time for an Alliance | Dan Hannan
Farage’s Plan | ConservativeHome
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
Well Done! Dave to the rescue that’ll nicely take the heat off Hague.
This is all very nice but the country is crying out and needs feeding, at the moment. & although they’re far from being babies the press need a good “wind” at the moment, also… Congrats! But whatever will they call the next child, Ermintrude? (or maybe Maggie.)
Another oil rig explosion in the Gulf of Mexico today. This time it is an American owned company named Mariner. Let’s hope Dave gets on the phone and calls for the chief excutive to be interviewed and sacked by Obama so he can trash the company’s name to reduce its reputation and economic prospects.
Dave, have you got the guts to raise the issue?
They should put aside funds for complainants straight away, Obama could also start planning his holidays there for next year. If Obama does not take similar action to that he had taken with BP the UK ministers should start an inquiry and demand senators attend Britain to answer fully on the subject, while here they could answer questions on Lehman Brothers toxic debts and the consequences it had for the finance industry and world economy.
On the other hand will Dave be a suck up like Blair was.
An excellent précis of the geopolitical situation. It can also be applied as a model to politics nationally.
Screw them all.
IT’S A BOUNCING BABY BLAIR!
Yes it might be American owned but two of the crew were British
and that means you British are yet again responsable for poluting American waters
Zebedee
Blimey Florence has a good head of hair. Mrs Cameron must have been tickled Pink.
Did Dave share with us the excellent state of his wife’s uterus?
Does Dave sleep with his aides?
Why should we care if Cameron proves to be a great Prime Minister ?
Ignorance is bliss to people like you.
Hypothetical question.
Dreadful shame about Sunday’s William.
Living up to your name, Village Idiot
they aren’t going to look at this forever, quick! get Clegg to make one
I see Dave is taking the cuts seriously. Samantha is wearing an old Guantanemo suit
10/10
They got tortured by Lap-Dancers.
Oh the humanity!
Someone might think that Islamo-terrorists are mostly closet gayers.
Lucky for Cameron + baby, and thanks to New Labour, the UK is a much better place than in 1997… so says the great delusional one Tony Blair.
He spoke one word of truth in his memoirs. It stood out from the rest and provides the key. The bit where he said he understood Diana. They were both in the manipulation game, he wrote. The bit about him being manipulative was entirely true. In his own words.
Leopards never change their spots. This leopard has only one spot. It covers his whole being. Manipulation with no reason or value other than the need to be the center of attention. No values. Anything and anyone can be sacrificed to achieving his otherwise meaningless ends. Blair – the manipulative narcissus.
Leopards don’t have spots. Perhaps you’re thinhing of cheetahs. Leopards have a pattern of rosette markings.
“It was THIS big I tell you — the pile of moolah Morgans put in front of me. Now I am straight kind of guy. You tell me — how could I have said No thanks? How could anyone have said No?”
“I think, and I’m sure everybody listening will agree with me here, I think, what’s really important, is that I haven’t spent a single day in jail and indeed nor am I likely to. And this despite starting an utterly insane and unjustified war in the Middle East and also standing by while the biggest economic clusterfuck in a century was underway right next door.
That’s what people on the doorstep (not that I spend too much time on any doorstep these days – got to keep moving you see – no familiar travel patterns) – are concerned about. They want to be confident that British Prime Minsters can do what the fuck they like and get as rich as possible after they leave office. And this is one thing both Brown and I agree on.”
I like hard hard cock up my arse
Chris is that you? I need your help, it’s gone all stiff again.
How often?
Caz says:
September 3, 2010 at 10:04 am
Well Done! Dave to the rescue that’ll nicely take the heat off Hague.
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Hardly! I’d say he’s rubbing Hague’s nose it with style coming so soon after Hague’s statement about his wife’s non-baby making facilities.
Lol.
I shit babies,tell him he can have one for a grand
As much as that?
Surely ‘as little as that’! You ignoramus. The pols give them benefits so they breed as much as they can.
Fuck them and fuck paying for them.
And you’re yet another nameless pillock.
You sick bastard
Faux outrage – available on CiF now!
Mark Pack, associate director at Mandate, said: ‘Hague faced questions about his private life and his professional judgement.
‘He dealt with his private life very professionally, but people are still wondering why he appointed an adviser with apparently very limited experience in his field – the reasons behind this have not been addressed.’
http://www.prweek.com/uk/news/1026011/William-Hague-didnt-need-talk-wifes-miscarriage-according-PR-guru/
Mark Pack…. Man date….
Someone is making this stuff up.
No it’s true I tell you
How can his wife be barren if she keeps miscarrying? If she was barren she wouldn’t get preggers in the first place. Fuckwit.
This blog was once described as influential. I believe it’s rapidly turning effluential.
Congrats the to the newly weds – and well done Sam
The gall of this………
Speaker’s wife criticises Hague for marriage statement
A position has arisen within the office of the Foreign Secretary for a Special Advisor to the Right Honourable William Hague MP, Foreign Secretary of Great Britain and Northern Ireland with the Foreign and Commonwealth Office of HM Government.
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* A deep understanding of International Trade Relations, preferably gained within the commercial environment of a leading FTSE 100 company. Ex COO or CFO experience preferred
* Fluency in at least two foreign languages
* Culturally aware – Diplomatic experience preferred
* Solid media experience, preferably gained within an International organisation
* Politically astute – Post Degree educated, specialising in Business or International Relations
A width and breath of experience commensurate with this critical role in advancing the aims and aspirations of a G8 country. Your advice will shape future foreign policy of the United Kingdom from Arms trading to International Aid, Defense policy to the Middle East, energy supplies, Immigration, Climate change policy and Global relations. Lengthy documented success in any of the above areas will be required. Your judgement will be impeccable and your references spotless.
You will also be subject to rigorous Intelligence Service vetting as this critical role is exposed to our adversaries as well as our friends, globally. You will show wisdom, clarity of thought, lateral thinking, complex problem solving and project management skills. You will be an excellent communicator, able to take responsibility and accountability and act as a motivational mentor to your juniors within the civil service.
25 year old Yorkshire cab drivers who expose the Foreign Secretary to possible blackmail threats by foreign intelligence services and bring the security of the UK Foreign Office into threat need not apply unless they fancy finding themselves in a padlocked sportsbag in the bath.
We welcome applications reagrdless of gender, ethnicity, religion, disability or sexual orientation.
Nice one getting through to that old poof Dale on his ‘show’
OH vs Dale on LBC
http://daniel.oprey.co.uk/IDvOH.MP2
Excellent! And with no false modesty, I made the very same points yesterday and thus far, you are the only one to have had the chance to air them to a wider audience.
Bloody hell Holby – you sound a bit camp mate!
Sure that trip to Cambridge didn’t turn you?
One must agree Paragnostic. Mrs Dale sounded quite butch by comparison …
be you N?
Good one OH.
I am surprised they still haven’t declare the death of Gareth Williams a murder enquiry.
I may not be a murder squad detective – but I believe it is impossible to kill yourself, climb into a bag and then padlock it from the outside.
I can do it
No shit Sherlock
Mfffpp! Grmmmp! Click! Thrffk! Arghhh!
Yes, not very inspiring when they still call it an ‘unexplained death’.
A clear case of suicide.
I concur with my colleagues diagnosis. The body is released for cremation.
But we burnt him last week!
Locking him in the bag would, of course, give plenty of time to “blur” evidence of method of killing by sadly aiding putrefaction etc., whilst containing telltale signs of smell, fluids et al which is why the “authorities” find it alright to put out the “don’t know cause of death”.
I suck off middle aged men in Paddington toilets – am I qualified?
To do or be what, nameless?
Did you hear that sanctimonious b*tch Silly Fishbollocks this morning on Radio 4? If ever there’s a case for NHS Lobotomies, she is it! Cheeky cow going on about Hague giving out too much personal information, AFTER SHE has told the world and his Wife what a drunken wh*re she is. I despair. Bercow should put six stitches and a zip in her gob [and other relevant places].
She is just prostituting herself to the media now
Sally Alley and Dale reviewed the papers on sky the other night. Sally (or Oxford Street as I prefer to call her) was talking complete crap about nulabour and Dale did not once try and correct her or argue the point. What a spineless man
If it was evident to you that she was spouting shit then it’s probably evident to everyone else.
Sometimes it’s best to let them ramble on…
Are you calling everyone who watches Sky Snooze intelligent? A great leap of faith there. Keeping schtum is often not the answer if the person spouting bollocks is allowed to say their piece unchallenged.
Dale is a timid arse wipe in any case. He doesn’t have the balls to interrupt.
You seem to believe that they’re somehow less intelligent than you. Why?
Did I say that?
No.
Get a name, pillock.
And now for something completely different… nice pic. Congratulations to the proud parents.
Thank God for some good news. Lovely pictures. Congratulations to the Cameron family.
and during Ramadam too!!
Oh please! Take your tabloid speak nonsense back where it came from.
Oh please! Take your red top speak non-sense back where it came from.
Oh please! Take your tabloid speak nonsense back where it came from.
Oh please! Take your red top journalistic twaddle back where it came from.
Can’t quite see why any of my previous were modded but there you go.
G’nuuurrrrgh!
But why is Sammy holding a Billy Hague voodoo doll in her arms?
Can’t be a Hague, there’s no baseball cap on it.
Too much hair
Or are they needles Dave spent the last 2 days inserting
*** Caption competition winner ***
Even the BBC where going arrrrr , Well done Sam and Dave
What is so difficult about having a baby FFS? Well, unless you’re a Hague or shoot blanks or both, not necessarily in your wife’s front bottom.
No congrats here, people have been having babies for god knows how long. That’s how you are here you, fuckwit.
Hmmmm. Dave looking a bit chubby faced. Perhaps he over did it with the seafood in Cornwall!
Too many pasties and clotted cream.
Also Hain pantone 258 – tangerine
phew. I wouldnt like to share a room with Dave then.
Cum on down Davey boy!!
Apologies for going off topic, but this could be a thread in itself
Britain’s newest political party has been born in Herefordshire.
The It’s Our County party was launched just in time for a by-election and has been officially registered with the Electoral Commission.
Councillors Marcelle Lloyd Hayes and Gerald Dawe have joined forces with It’s Our City campaigners Mark Hubbard and Julie Woodward in a new grouping committed to returning democracy to Herefordshire, and to creating development plans that are in sympathy with the character of the county.
It’s Our County party leader Mark Hubbard said: “So many people are fed up of this incompetent and thoughtless council, and of the lacklustre opposition, that we are confident of major gains from both old parties and so-called Independents.
“With 13,000 signatures on the It’s Our City petition alone, and with 60 percent not even voting last time, we are excited by the chance to offer real and sustained change through a new party dedicated to finding local solutions to local challenges.
“The national parties are simply not delivering for Herefordshire and we know local people are ready to take our county back from the party politicians.”
Boring
It’s the Big Society innit Martin. Now there’s an idea
Sounds a bit like “get orf my laaand” party
You wouldn’t like it if people wandered all over your back garden, dropping litter and trampling on the plants.
The only people who do that on my land are bloody hunters.
‘Im be moy auntie. AAAND moy sister. AAAND moy niece.
Dull, dull, dull. If you’re going to copy and paste something then at least pull it from Playboy or something mildly interesting.
> ….new grouping committed to returning democracy to Herefordshire<
That'll stop the presses
I’d join an “It’s Our Country” party, never mind “County”.
Can I have my country back now, please?
You’ll be lucky ‘Brit born in 1951′. Our Country was sold by effing Lieber for next to nowt, along with our gold reserves, our freedom of speech, our Laws, our sense of humour, our language, our self respect, our national identity………
To Europe.
I won’t let them forget this.
Seems Hague is carrying on where NuLabia left. Shame, seemed a NICE BOY.
Hague and the Cons can screw themselves. Who else will go ‘native’ and renege next?
“Well there’s Saturday’s front pages sorted”, and pages 4,5,6,and 7 also a commemorative centre page pull-out to stick in your window.
Nice to see Coulson is earning his salary. Can we expect an “exclusive” interview with Sophie Raworth for BBC News Channel or Kay Burley for Sky ?
I am not really interested hearing about Sophie or Kay’s lives.
Outting anyone today ?
I must say I’m not gay but the bloke I sleep with is!
You’re only as straight as the man that you feel.
Is that a cock up my arse or are you glad to seem me?
I’m as Good As You at judo.
Well apparently there are more revelations to come about certain cricketers and marked money.
Oh wait a minute the FCO has kindly given them a spokesman who is busy telling the media all the personal details of the marriage plans of the cricket captain’s sister and how all that money he was carrying around was for his sister’s dowry.
No scandal.
Time to worry….
Talk of weddings and the like is Al Queda code for a bomb going off.
Surely code for Nato forces to take out the whole wedding party?
Yes, secondary explosions are traditional at Taliban weddings.
I blame the caterers. In the sun their equipment reflects in the pilot’s eyes and they drop one.
Yes, a nice outing to the shops thanks.
Am I a dull bastard. Much.
Sell Scotland !
Nah – you’d have to pay someone to take it away.
All bids welcome , No higher than a tenner !
That’s quite enough of the gooey photos, thanks, Dave.
So far, after less than 4 months in power, we’ve had Laws, Blunt, Norks, Huhne and now Hague.
Get a fucking grip.
Did Coulson put Call me Dave up to this?
We don’t do spin
David Davies was quite acurate then!
Aye, I wonder if it was intentional? Was he really trying to out the cabinet?
It was ‘getting a fucking grip’ that got them all into bother in the first place.
And where’s Brillo when you need him? For all his faults, he was really getting under all of their, er, skins before the election.
Brillo is off with some sensual sunburned girl in sunny climbs no doubt
He has taste…
Chris and I are going on a banana boat to India for a bit of a break – We’re going to work each others passages.
Ooohh shut that porthole!
Wind jammer?
Port out, Starboard home.
Who cares about this when Brusssels has just set up 3 new financial institutions to over see the banking in the City of London, subject to Finance ministers approval. This means that the French guy that Brown and Balls approved to set things up in the Commission,has now got control of the banking in Londodn, just what the French always wanted. I’ve just watched the reporting of it on CNBC(why arn’t the BBC reporting it) and I can tell you the journalists over there are pretty much cock-a-hoop and are portraying it as a significant victory over the regulation of the City of London by the French, The European Parliament and the Commission .
Only George Osbourne can stop it, but will he? after all Cameron did say he wouldn’t let the EU take on any more powers didn’t he?
You bet Osbore wont. He is a paid up member of the EU ‘let’s fuck them all’ party
I have nowt to say
Well at least that’s one of them doing his bit to continue the human race, but is it all worth it?
I’ve had a thought. Of all the male members of the conservative party, which would you think would be the most untidy and messy of the lot of them?
Without naming names you’d want a twin room with dual extractor fans and oxygen masks with some of them.
Perhaps it is the case that the two least flatulent men in the conservative party do end up sharing the room.
Are you calling Boris a bummer?
No. I bet he farts classical tunes.
The thought of John Major and Edwina Curry going at it, after that anything is possible.
As John Prescott demonstrated. Firstly by shagging his secretary and then by getting a job lecturing the Chinese on ‘climate change’.
Right up there with Blair, fresh from okay-ing the bombing of Iraq, getting a job as a middle-east peace envoy. It’s like Gary Glitter getting a job as a teaching assistant.
“Without naming names you’d want a twin room with dual extractor fans and oxygen masks with some of them.”
- Yep, and some of the female ones an’ all.
Sunday’s front pages will be much more interesting.
It depends on which way you lean.
Really? What are you predicting will be on Sunday’s front page?
I’m hearing old video footage and university “snaps” of Hague have surfaced
What fun
If you go from old university photos you’d conclude Ned Balls was a fucking nazi.
Oh.
I get your point.
People’s political orientation may change.
Sexual orientation doesn’t.
Anon. I don’t know.
At uni it was remarked upon that I always was chatting up tall women.
And now I pretend I don’t fancy them.
If you go from old university ph*t*s you’d conclude N*d Ba*ls was a fucking n*zi.
Oh.
[Fucking auto-mod.]
Aye Ed Balls is a good lad.
“If you go from old university ph*t*s you’d conclude N*d Ba*ls was a fucking n*zi.”
You mean a vile specimin and rather arrogant, brutish, authoritarian socialist? Hasn’t changed much has he?
I think the game on Sunday wi be even more intresting .
No- Ball watch
“It was bloody amazing, the baby just popped out!”
(After the surgeon had sliced open his wife’s belly and removed the baby after making a cesarian incision of her stomach.)
Congratulations to Dave and his wife but can anybody here please explain why, during such a happy occasion as the birth of a baby, David Cameron had to give a false impression that his wife gave birth naturally when she did not?
He’s a strange one that Cameron. When all options are available you can trust Dave to pick the most untruthful line.
He is very much like Tony Blair in that he is very quick to lie. Even when talking about his own baby.
Very strange.
WTF?
It is a very straightforward observation so your confusion is patently false.
Cameron gave the impression his baby was born naturally when it was not.
Nobody really cares either way but my point is this: why on earth would he wish to give this false impression? It is simply inexplicable.
What an odd and dishonest thing to do. He has misled people at the expense of his own baby’s birth.
Has the man no morals whatsoever?
“Has the man no morals whatsoever?”
Do you really need an answer to that?
From the mother’s womb / Untimely ripp’d.
Is a Caeserian not rather unusual for a fourth child?
One would have thought after that many the front bottom was as loose as the elastic on a pair of whore’s drawers.
Maybe all the others were Caesarians too.
Who knows. Entirely their business.
So why the wall to wall, carefully managed media attention then?
There lies the path of logic. (for thick bastards I’m getting at the fact that he’s a pathological liar).
Yeah , Nice pic now just give me the fucking money !
In The Scotsman this morning, (and no, I don’t buy the rag!) A source close to Gordon says he has regained his confidence and we are going to see an awful (his words) amount of him in the future, starting on Monday in the commons
Bugger, triple the mogadon immediately.
Where do you think the ‘recovered confidence’ came from?
Colgate?
Not having his ‘wife’ around him for a few months?
http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/politics/Defiant-Brown-prepares-to-make.6510817.jp
Aye! Note the “and we can expect some serious interventions from Gordon”
It’ll be as funny as fuck when he stands up to make his great ‘statesman-like’ contributions and gets jeered by the government and sits down to FUCK ALL applause from his own benches.
Gordon WHO? Oh him. [Knowing taps to the head from all concerned].
It would be as funny yet again if the response to any of his delusional ramblings was
“We are doing the right thing for hard working families and getting on with the job”
Loving it.
‘Getting on with the job of clearing up the economic catastrophe bequeathed by the previous [incompetent] government’.
Oh aye. He’ll ‘pick and choose’ his interventions alright.
Days when Cameron won’t be there to rip the p155 out of him for sulking for the last three months.
“Undeterred” = a skid mark. Sums him up, really.
Good job the tv has an on/off switch and Guido likes to write his own topics.
The rantings of an unstable man and in response to Blair’s wave of publicity. No more.
“……………….starting on Monday in the commons” Obviuously a typo it should read “outside the commons”. He’ll be taking over selling the pitch selling “The Big Issue”
My beard has children too. Can I be prime minister again?
Iain Dale says Old Holborn was a pussy last night. You figure
You figure?
Are you an American?
This is a Brits only site so bugger off. You idiot.
Since when,it’s a free for all site depends what Guido put up as a topic depends what we windowlickers knock down.
‘appen I’m going to pretend this will all go away
pussy cat… twat… Hunt
What does that old queen know about pussy?
Why are they taking this picture outside my house ? I am Prime minster , I won the election , Get this person out of my sight .
Aaaw lovely picture of new babe and proud mum and dad congrats,(wipes tears from eyes with dirty snot rag) if that’s all Coulson can come up with to take the heat off Billy then you Cast Iron Dave have some real PR problems,maybe you can get some of the old newlab PR people to come and help you out.
Perhaps this will redress the balance, what really happened:
But is Flo-Cam’s cot in Dave’s bedroom? We should be told, because if a man who has lots of money is sharing a room with someone who’s not his wife HE MUST BE HAVING SEX WITH THE POOR LITTLE THING.
Chris, is that you? It’s gone all stiff again.
Who’s the father?
Is Christopher Myers gay?
I bet the Sunday papers know the answer.
OT
John Prescott, comfortably ensconsed with his sinecure title and robes is stirring shit, whining about maybe being phone-tapped by the NOW.
Poor old John. Hasn’t nobody told him that he’s not in government any more and that Labour no longer owns the Met? Or gets to appoint judges to sit on ‘enquiries’ for the express purpose of finding the likes of him ‘innocent’.
Fuck off and roll around in your ermine you fat wanker.
No. The Met is owned by Rupert Murdoch.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/05/magazine/05hacking-t.html?_r=1&pagewanted=1
Looks like Galloway is going to have his day in court with them.
Happy days.
Well done Guido
Guido Fawkes: And the next leader of the Labour Party should be………..Ed Miliband
Welcome to the Magic Roundabout.
http://fxbites.blogspot.com/2010/09/wheres-zebedee.html
Sponging bastards:
Maternity leave (full pay)
Tax credits (££££££££££s)
Child Benefit (£20.30 per week)
These MPs are breeding like rats (cept fut fags shootin blanks up their dyke wife’s muffs).
Awww. Cute. Congratulations
Piss off you sentimental old fool and go type on the Daily Wail site instead.
Politicians constantly shit on your head yet when they show you a baby you go all ga ga.
Get a grip!
Is Hague’s former flatmate Alan Duncan a gay?
Entirely normal to share a flat with an active gayer, listening to the grunting, from the other bedroom
Finding strange half naked men on the sofa when you arise in the morning
putting your towels and sheets in with his brown stained ones
Move along, nothing to see
I’d love a Babycham.
Does Dave share the same values as Churchill?
For some reason Dave seems to have more in common with Blair than Churchill.
Congratulations to Sam, Florence and David Cameron!
Grow a pair you sentimental fool.
They shit on you!
Oh I get it, you have to be one of guido’s personal arselickers to get a comment past the censor.
No free speech here.
Lick away if that’s your thing. Seems your comment is here.
Well done!
Some granny, who had knitted the baby shawl, in BBC interview, referred to David and Sarah Cameron. Trust the Beeb to leave the slight uncorrected.
The bastard broadcasting corporation love the Cameron’s now.
Their future lies in the current sham of a democratic government the country has been saddled with.
Flo on the wall journalism, surely!
That woman really is ugly, isn’t she? Mind you, the Turnip Head is no oil painting is he?
Hope the paternity leave has gone well and you feel like work now because you will get lots of it when you get back.
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