Do you detect the influence of the editorial values of Guy News TV in last night’s Newsnight? Laura Kuenssberg is good enough to replace Emily Nomates…
Worth watching until the end for the focus group “David Miliband Party”. Miliband is eminently mockable…
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
I’ll make a statement about this to my egg soldiers in five minutes. Right after mummy gives me my fizzy lemonade.
Laura is good enough to replace the entire Newsnight presenter lineup, especially that awful Kirsty Wark.
And for all the straight men here, you missed Laura showing her impressive pair of legs.
22:53 slobber
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/newsnight
Already deleted the original (much larger frame size) video, so make do with this.
http://img227.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=87339_LauraKuenssbergLovelyLegs_BBCNewsnight_20100820_122_523lo.jpg
you mean it was shit
and it was
No, the original video is deleted because Newsnight takes up over 800MB each evening.
She twitches around like someone is sticking a broom up her muff every now and then.
That is probably because she has got a broom up her chuff!
In the interests of community cohesion all homosexuals in the Labour Party must be executed by stoning. Inshallah.
Only smooth pebbles can be permitted for this action,a jagged shaped rock might cause the thrower to suffer from skin abrasions.
Can the overarm method be used?
Truly! He is another worthless heir to Blair
Like the two other useless Blair mini-me’s who lead the Cons & Lib Dems
Pick a Bliar, any Blair
Here is the agenda and items list that you will need for David’s party:
1) When you get back from work, disconnect your car battery from your car and bring the battery into the living room (don’t forget to bring the crocodile clips in. You will definitely need the crocodile clips!)
2) You will also need some pillow cases and a pair of pliers.
3) Get the barbecue going as you will also need some hot coals.
4) Get a roll of polythene from B&Q (buy it when you are buying the charcoal) and cover the entire floor of your living room (this could get messy!)
5) When you have finished getting those preparations ready greet your your guests when they arrive.
6) Then drag out the dirty Arab/Afghan/Iraqi that has been locked up, put the pillow case over their head and start torturing them. Don’t fuck about, use all the torture weapons you have at your disposal. Attach the car battery to the dirty Arabs testicles and if that doesn’t work get those hot coals from the barbie and really get to work! Those pliers are going to come in very handy. Trust me, David knows all about torture. As David used to say “if you are going to torture these dirty Arabs you might as well do it properly!”
7) Hire a very good lawyer (at the public’s expense) like David Miliband did to make sure you can give the courts the right fucking run around and hide the fact that you have carried out a torture programme like David.
8) When the smell of burning testes gets a bit strong do not weaken in your efforts: David says keep your resolve and remember these two things; they are only dirty fucking Arabs anyway, so who cares, and also remember that everyone loves a bit of torture so get stuck in!
David Miliband hopes you all have a good night and enjoy your “David Miliband Torture Theme Night”.
Vote Torture, Vote David Miliband.
This message has been endorsed by the New Labour leadership candidate, David Miliband.
are they muzzee arabs?
Is that a kosher barbecue I see at Miliband’s house?
And why are the bodyguards toting Desert Eagles?
What a weapon!
Nearly as potent as mine!!
That is bloody brilliant, post like these are one of the reasons I visit this site so often.
David’s promised me a shadow cabinet position if I join Labour. I’ll drink to that!
You mean drinks cabinet.
CK has had more bottles than Millipede. Allegedly.
All alcoholic drinks must be banned in the interests of community cohesion. Inshallah.
Charles Kennedy – “There’s no such thing as sobriety”.
+10 – best comment of the week lol
Make mine a large one!
Bring a bottle, cos the Millipede hasn’t got it.
*APPLAUSE*
Even the Guardianistas are mocking Banana boy:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/aug/21/david-miliband-guide-hosting-house-party
Apparently Miliband means “cheese and pineapple chunks in a Tizer sauce” in Polish.
This has great potential if a few of Guido’s window-lickers hosted one. Or possibly not.
They’re held regularly round here – gurning competitions the locals call ‘em.
your not the only hillbilly on here.
It means “pumped up clit” in Latvian.
“Polish fountain” is pretty disgusting, too….
Miliband must have misunderstood the meaning of The Party List on his PPE course.
I’ll host a house party. Everyone must bring 25,000 bottles with them each. I’m thirsty.
I’ll bring a can of lager and four house bricks.
And you must inspect what is in the bags so that no Edinburgh University cheapskates can perform their favourite trick!
M.y idea od hell on earth! Should have gone to Iceland.
Sorry but that tw@t at the end is a bit harsh on Kerry Katona.
Un zip a banana and get the piano wire out.
I’ll host a junglist parteh. Junglist massive!
Do ya think I’m sexy?
As soon as you open that gob and speak ugh,what a letdown,so no.
The advice about hoovering the house appears pretty banal until one considers that, if he acted upon his own advice, he would start with THE House where, upon recent evidence, a further cleanup would not go amiss.
You’ll need to clean more thoroughly than a hoovering if it’s James Purnell’s house
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/5225440/Minister-James-Purnell-accused-of-leaving-his-flat-like-a-pigsty.html
you don’t get a proffesional cleaning company for 100 a month.
I love muff.
All lesbians must be de-clitorised in the interests of community cohesion. Inshallah.
£4.8 trillion – Jesus H Christ.
That’s my annual pie budget.
One can afford it now one’s a Lord. You horrid little working class oik.
Mine’s a gin and tonic, Giovanni, and would you ask my friend what he’s having?
tats predicted amount.Hunt gets everything right.
Yeah moniker, but half of that is state pension liabilities which we have known since its inception was a Ponzi scheme that would eventually fail, and noone has dealt with it in my lifetime.
The rest, though, can squarely be placed at Labour’s door – the public sector pension liabilities, the expensive PFI/PPP scam, the defecit spending even when receipts were good – bastards!
That’s the sort of number to make you take a blunt penknife to the ulnar artery, innit?
Not quite, Paragnostic. My admittedly rather odd solution was to move to a place where the weather was nicer, the food and booze was cheaper, the regulations not so restrictive, the women walk about with no clothes on and …… what was I talking about?
Having said that, I will be back in England, Scotland and Wales from next Friday for a quick raid.
If I could find Brown or Blair, I should be happy to assist their ulnar arteries in whatever way was appropriate!
Lets suppose at this party they all get pissed, one thing leads to another and in 9 months time the organiser delivers a brand new little baby boy
1 will she call him David
2 will Milliband accept responsibility for not warning them to wear a condom
Don’t worry, Cynic.
They’ll still be sterile after one of David’s parties.
“Laura Kuenssberg is good enough to replace Emily Nomates…”
What about Emilay AND Laura?
Don’t move on to Comment 19 just yet – let us all enjoy that fantasy for a little while……..
Frankie? Where are you?????
they look like sisters
Imagine a double blow job from them
bet she can suck like a dyson
Much prefer Emily.
Though getting the chance with either would be nice
I have to agree with the sentiments of the focus group.
Having vacuumed, chilled the drinks, cooked the nibbles, welcomed guests (and hectored those who didn’t turn up), WTF would anyone talk about?
“That vacuous gurning bloke on the video looks a right cun’t.”
No time to view, but what’s the David Miliband Party? Is it like the Mormons or the Amish or something?
It’s not quite as exciting as those.
The great point about the specimen D Mill is that he will make Cameron look like a salt of the earth, every day joe in a trice.
After a few months or a year his empty platitudes and politico-waffle will skewer him, plus of course his very well off but Communistical father will underpin his basic pointlessness.
Its gonna be fun seeing him touring a light engineering factory, his inbuilt disgust for working people and artisans will be hard to mask.
I’m stuggling to see how any on them pose a threat.
DM – just as you say
EM – NERD
EB – The only one who is taking the fight to the coalition but looks like a serial killer
DA – Nuff said
AB- “Ordinary” but looks like a babe in the woods.
As far as I can see threats to the Government come, if from anywhere, within the coalition.
Agreed.
The press have said so often the Bananaboy has leadership/Blairite qualities that everyone believes it… but I think they are totally misjudging it.
-He has no sense of humour, this will shine through at difficult moments (Blair and Cameron can both pretend to laugh at themselves, Brown never could, neither can Milipede Snr [Ed can])
-He is high-handed and enjoys telling people what to do (even foreign governments as when he was a terrible Foreign Secretary)
-He looks weird
-He sounds weird, speaking in wonk not English
-He has no sense of proportion – everything the government do is a catastrophe, any complaint about him an outrageous slur
And last but not least, both in moral and tactical grounds, his leadership could be the biggest gift to the Tories when the inquiry into the torture cover-up goes on as it seems Militwat tried to suppress information and has been criticised by courts/judges. He already sounds like some bureaucrat from a soviet tyranny who thinks it’s his right to run the lives of normal people, he’ll find this so much harder to hide if his name can become linked (even more) with torture.
Millipede Sr isn’t just mockable, he is a prize prat!
The word is TWAT“
The only interesting question about this boring little nerd is; did he get his legover with Ruth Kelly when they were at Oxford ? I’m inclined, considering that RK is a very obedient Catholic, to think not. Others may think, or know, otherwise. Anyway, from the never to be forgotten photo of Miliband sn. in his running shorts, with his marchstick spindly legs, I dont think he’s got a decent s**g in him.
Sorry that’s matchstick legs. Obviously the memory of them so excited me that I had a Simon Hughes moment.
boy you don’t know the repression of catholic.
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He took her up the arse, as is the way with ZaNuLieBor sex, and to Catholics it’s less of a sin,so RK only had to tighten her celice one notch.
The word is ‘TWATURD’ which was especially created for him by Willie Rushton.
Milibanana, Canaan Banana both in the freak show together?
Beware if there’s pampas grass in the middle of the lawn in the front garden. A leering retiring deputy head once told me it’s a secret sign that they’re swingers. (If forced to choose I’d opt for the banana and solitude over Dave and one of his parties.)
My MP has it in his garden,I will be secretly filming on Saturday nights from now on.
spade
Oi! I’m a fecking shovel!
You must be a refugee from one of the Kate ‘n Gerry McCann websites!
That should read my MP has some in his garden,no that sounds just as bad.
How can they have pampas grass in their ‘front lawn’ when they all have a Brazilian nowadays ?
Peanuts, cold Tesco beer and a David Milliband DVD
F***king tempting isn’t it?
Christ on a unicycle
Has it got properly functioning brakes, a tyre with adequate tread and a working rear light?
Comes with the HiVis jacket of Turin
Don’t try and shroud me with irrelevancy. It must comply with Road Traffic Act 1988. Doesn’t matter if it is Jesus Christ himself. It’s the law.
Thought it was a mobile home you got evicted from?
And a working bell with high volume option in case the rider is deemed unclean.
@ Traffic Enforcement. No, just moved to a lager cave.
Or larger cave, even. Don’t want people getting the wrong idea.
Donkey Jacket?
Always knew you were a right perv !
And they think they’re going to be electable?
Yawningly boring topic, so let’s have a fun link instead – http://www.commondreams.org/headline/2010/08/18-8
How foreclosures of sub-prime mortgages in the USA are stalling because the system for recording beneficial interest has been legally deemed in several jurisdictions to have a defective chain of title. Not only is the Computer not correct, but if the banks cannot reclaim the assets, up to 62 million in number, they are hoist on their own petard. It couldn’t happen here, could it?
didn’t kansas rule on this a year ago or so and lots of people ended up with free homes?
That’s probably the worst site on the whole internet.
If you’ve ordered your friends to your home for a coffee make sure you’ve hoovered the carpet and have enough cups to detail one to each person.
Diane Abbott and Alastair darling with one of Jack Straws constituents
Spotted on the B-BBC site
” Laura interviewed speed camera enthusiast George Monbiot and speed camera naysayer Claire Armstrong of Safe Speed.
Mrs Armstrong faced constant interruptions from Monbiot. Not only did Laura Kuennsburg not even try to control Monbiot’s aggressive behaviour, she joined him in interrupting Mrs Armstrong. George Monbiot was merely asked a couple of half-hearted questions and then allowed to get on with it. Claire Armstrong, however, was challenged with several tough questions, all from the same pro-speed camera position advanced by Liz MacKean’s report and by George Monbiot”
yep mzzzzzz Kuenssberg is a real find !! lol
I liked the “lets not get bogged down in the statistics” line.
We’re talking about whether or not they work in reducing accidents WTF else can you talk about? How you ‘feel’ about speed cameras?
Moonbat was doing his usual trick of misrepresenting stats. Probably looking for a new fan base since he pissed off the entire climate change community lol.
The sad, over privileged socialist fucker. If I lived on a large farm (no need for it to be a proper working farm) in the middle of Wales I’m sure I could afford to be a eco-nut. No doubt it would be in my interest, wouldn’t want any developments nearby.
Having an ‘eco farm’ in Wales sounds like a nice excuse to get away from the delights of diversity.
Both are top totty – though Emilay looks a bat of a slapper when at the party conferences.
But they have a pro state public sector bias in their DNA – Laura’s dad is a Prof of something in a posh part of jockoland and Emilay’s is a Prof of something in Clegg’s Sheffield back yard.
Don’t trust them.
Your bedroom landscape must be pretty barren if you think those 2 are top totty.
Suggest that if you choose solely on the grounds of looks, you will encounter a sell-by date that you wouldn’t had you chosen brains instead or, even better, as well.
Margeret Beckett for you?
I’ve got enough flaps to cover both of you
I said brains.
As pwime minister, I will close this site and all sites cwitical of me and Labour, and I will also ban any books, newspapers and TV pwogwammes that make fun of me and Labour.
Wikileaks founder being set up.
http://mathaba.net/news/?x=624411
listening to that slut on sky doing her utmost to dirty him,the news is out there but sky don’t want to go looking they want to go with the fit up.
Sky are just as bad as BBC, two cheeks of the same disgusting arse.
Lardy Pauline and I will not be attending be attending any of these parties unless Minibanana provides a Jag to protect her hairdo and a cuppla cow pies for me.
I’m off to Cape Cod to get some Cape cock.
BLUE STATE DIGITAL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL oh my days i’m creasing.
Good to know the commies still don’t know when they’ve been sold a pup.
enlighten the rest of us
Sploosh for me, Gordon!
O/T
I knew this guy was bullshitting at the time
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20100820/tuk-gosling-to-be-charged-with-time-wast-dba1618.html
Attention seeking mincing woofter.
In the interests of community cohesion all attention seeking lying mincing woofters must be executed by stoning.
Inshallah.
swinging on a crane
Just swinging on a crane
What a glorious feelin’
I’m happy again
I’m laughing at clouds
So dark up above
The sun’s in my heart
And I’m ready for love
Let the stormy clouds chase
Everyone from the place
Come on with the pain
I’ve a smile on my face
I walk down the lane
With a happy refrain
Just swingin’,
Swingin’on a crane
Yes, but why charge the old iron with wasting police time?
Wasn’t it the police that wasted their own time investigating a notional case of homocide? Who cares if they like to smother each other and die out?
I’d put him in the stocks for an afternoon just as the veg market closes and let the crowd have their say…
It’s bizarre isn’t it.
If the police suspect you of a crime yet cannot prove it, they get you for wasting police time?
Been caught on the Heath again AC1?
That’s exactly the point. Gosling didn’t approach the cops (AFAIK), they chose to ‘interview’ him. Note, their choice, not his. Of course we don’t know what was said between both parties, so we can’t really assess the level of ‘time wasting’ – if indeed there was any at all….
A decent brief would easily be able to get such a charge thrown out and possibly do the cops for wrongful arrest. If there was no arrest then it’s difficult to see how such a charge might stick, anyway.
Wonder if they suspect a crime was carried out when Ian Tomlinson was killed by one of their kind in full view of cameras ?
If they use the cucumbers.
“Who cares if they like to smother each other and die out” I agree bloody coopers
I’d love to plant my banana in to Laura Kuenssberg’s chocolate starfish and play buck’a'roo with her for hours on end, I bet she bleats like a little lamb.
shes a moose matey good luck
I’ll make a statement in half an hour.
Great gaff on BBC Breakfast when the female co-presenter described the new Iranian power plant as “ready to lower the Geranium rods into the nuclear reactor”, well it is being built by the Russians ( in conjuction with Suttons seeds?).
didn’t report Iran dispatching a new missile test today.
Just as well, we don’t want them confusing the general public even further.
oh look its the s300
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iran/7955996/Iran-broadcasts-missile-launch-on-state-television.html
compare.
HELP!!!
I hope the almost-but-not-quite equally appalling current bottle ginger, Ozzie female atheist ex Barry-islander PM sits on his gurning, pretendy-thick, ex-Rhodes-scholar but unthinking Catholic head, and whacks him hard on all his grisly fitness-taughtened areas, especially on his minimal-swimmer budgie-snugglers.
David Miliband looks like Adolf Hitler with a rubber head.
why does he persist with that strange “5 o’clock” moustache?
Aye – it’s creepy and rapisty.
Here he is as a baby doing a Mein Crap:
http://www.makethemaccountable.com/images/saved/HitlerBaby.jpg
ERASERHEAD.
yeah. it was very funny. I like Stephen Smith’s pieces.
David “half pint of lager” Miliband. LOL
Half a pint of lager hahahahahahaha!
Mines a pint of whiskey!
I’m gay, and I like it doggy style.
Just because he said Obummer could pull it off with style but not Bush.
Hehe, Obama needs an AutoCue to pull himself off.
and you pull yourself off to Bush
the worst President of modern times
Alsatian or Dalmatian?
I would love to host one of these David Miliband parties. I would insist on the use of the Red button in the corner that you can press to inject a slow death on the wanker.
Remember the only good Marxist socialist is a dead one
Push a little button and you get hot chocolate: push a little button and you get some tea…
Oh my god is that my face!
Its the result of being born on another planet that has the same gravity as Uranus.
May the farce be with him.
Isn’t it odd that when the US attacks a weak country the UK,like a little puppy joins in.But is it not also odd when the Russians are backing the little country the UK stays out of it.
WOOF WOOF
Russkis not help loyal comrades, WE supplied chow mein and little red books for Gooks. Sorry about cultural insult, slipped out, I will have our Cultural Minister shot.
hey once the amerikans left the south we left the north.Proves we dont want to take over the world like the amerikans.
Guido , heard on the news today that Charles Kennedy is NOT defecting to Labour,never was ,just a myth put out by the MSM and NOT the Blogosphere which Milliband Jnr. blamed in his BBBC interview.
didn’t Kennedy tweet it,its out there if he did.
100 of Baroness Ashton’s EU diplomats paid more than William Hague
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/7956190/100-of-Baroness-Ashtons-EU-diplomats-paid-more-than-William-Hague.html
Ah, but strange how this story also did not get a mention in the national tv or radio news. I only caught it because it was in the dead of night on the graveyard BBC Parliament channel.
The EU is looking to give it’s staff a 6% across the board pay rise, while we are cutting everything just to balance the UK’s books, the EU keep on gorging our money. That does not even take into account that fantastic deal that Tony Blair and Gordon Brown signed the UK up to, getting rid of much of our rebate in return for absolutely nothing.
Oh look the Champaign socialists are at it again, living in make believe lala land.
Its the next stage in the top secret Brussels SISO project (Sign In and Sod Off) modelled on the U.K and filed under (for your eyes only) Parliamentary Privilege and Audit Commission Jamboree’s for the twenty-first century.
Now we know where the money from the rise in vat is going
I’m upset that my wages are going up. its ok now I’m over it.
The Welsh Windbag was going to clean up the EUSSR for us.
Of course, the only thing he cleaned up on was expenses, and nepotism.
Neil Huntock. Bastard.
I gorra utube channel now ingrish.
http://www.youtube.com/user/uriminzokkiri
I love money
what?I havent pissed on a war memorial.
So do I, and I like medals too!
Sky News: Earth Overshoot.
Apparently we are all now going it to resources deficit with planet Earth and its only set to get worse.
Obviously due to over population but no one wants to talk about overpopulation as a problem, or that overpopulation even exists. I believe at some point in the near future a lethal viral pandemic probably starting in the Indian subcontinent /China /South East Asia or Mexico area with rebalance the books in natures favour.
Cherry little soul aren’t we?
Still time to overshoot my cherry.
yup. In the meantime,get what you can canned
Africa and muslim countries not being blown up are the main culprits.
Least China and India have been getting their populations under control.
Europes population has flatlined and mass immigration is seen as the only solution to keep it ticking over…….
Which is silly as the only reason to import people is to keep the state ponzi schemes going (until a bigger crash) at the expense of everyone in the countries wealth.
I beleive the state is run for rent-seekers.
More people =
Lower Wages
More demand for housing = higher rent and house prices.
Immigration costs the little people but gives the state more. it’s sad, but probably only a revolution will shift the parasitic classes.
If you go down to the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise.
A virus changed it’s DNA, and humans are it’s prize.
(technically RNA before someone points it out)
been there done that ,avian flu china,swine flu mexico.
Hate to tell you AD but an interesting recent development in innate immunology will (if implemented) vastly increase resistance to the majority of pathogens. Already used in fish farms world-wide, it is only the stupidity of the regulators that has stopped this natural compound from being integrated into the human food chain.
weathermens swear box. lol.
That Fish told me I was a silly old woman and Gale wasn’t coming, and then all my chimney pots fell off, Twat!
But Michael Fish was the last weather presenter not to be either gay or pregnant – what is it with weather-folk ? The blokes are shoving it up each other and the girlies haven’t heard of johnnies.
BURP!
Shoudda been down at the Henley Eighties Rewind Festival Giovanni. Or did I spot you there… dancing away in the silent disco in a ginger wig and a tutu?
Plastic mp bids to become Prime minster
plastic public elect him.
Oi , I aint that fucking bad !
Fuck off you fat, alky cow, this is my gig.
it needs a rough diamond like me.
Be fair, she did a cracking spit roast for Taylor and Mandela.
Cu*nts like Blair, Bush, Brown and the rest of the ex-Labour cabinet at large and the only one being questioned in the Hague is a fashion model.
Go figure.
Naomi Campbell should get herself elected to a safe Labour seat then she could do what the fuck she wanted.
She pretty much does that anyway.
Laura Kuenssberg is fucking dreadful. she has that sing-song delivery that jon Sopel and every other BBC twonk thinks they need to adopt to make “polly-ticks” easy to understand for the common people. Over-scripted, safe, elitist.
Of course, the commoners understand politics better than they do – benefits, mortgage rates, immigration, Aghanistan, the NHS, schools, crime – but Laura and her ilk have to make things complicated in order to then simplify it for the masses.
She has the same manner as an ambitious student union hack.
You may have gathered, I am not a fan.
Anyway, given that she probably has a Google Alert for every time her name is mentioned on the internet, she’ll probably see this – so how do you like them apples, Laura?
The BBC seems to specialise in presenters with speech impediments.
Robert Peston and Jeremy Vine spring to mind.
Is that the effect too much White Rabbit has on one?
Blair fuckin lied when he said “Whiter than white” coz a months later he let all the fuckin immigrants in , What a hoon
Remember about 2005/6 when he said he was going to take personal control of immigration issues? Didn’t here anything about it since.
sorry,’hear.’
Today I’ll mostly be counting my money, polishing my medals and trying to sunbathing under my bulletproof vest at one of my many mansions.
After I’ve Easi-pen bleach-whitened my porcelain plugged in teeth, that is. Yes even the deliberately-left-crooked for naturalness right incisor.
civil war 2.0
http://www.sott.net/articles/show/213880-America-s-civilian-militias-Growing-numbers-of-Americans-are-preparing-for-a-war-against-their-government
The prospects of civil war are not limited to the USA by any means.
The interests of the West’s political/businesses classes and those of the ordinary people are at loggerheads – See Pasha Wavie Davie’s Turkish – EU policy for just one tiny example.
People in the not too distance future may well be forced to choose between loyalty to the state and its ruling elite, or loyalty to the country.
…….. or to self preservation. We are approaching that time when people will not be able to afford to live the life they used to – and will see where their taxes have been going, and why they are doing without whilst the elitist ruling class get richer. Perhaps the next ‘big’ political leader will be the one that captures that spirit. None of the existing, or contenders, present much of a change do they?
……..also growing populations and diminishing resources.
The ginger atheist has it… just… in Oz… according to the exit polls. Oz… the lucky country… the only developed nation not to have gone into recession. Tony the Papist… Nah… Mistress no-kids-by-choice-and-why-not… Boooo!… Bring back Kevin Rudd! (Not the most popular boy on this site doubtless.) At least he could string a few words together coherently… or at least chose to do so.
Australians prefer their politicians to seem, big, boistrous, healthy, and VERY dumb… so candidates have to pretend they are thick to captivate the masses. No-one ever got tipped out of office for being theepence short of a bob. Rudd was done in because he sounded intelligent and articulate. Me… I like em that way.
Rudd, another fucking Blair clone, “…. because he sounded intelligent and articulate.” There’s a clue there somewhere.
No, old chap. The only country that kept out of the recession, I said…
I could never listen to Blair without chucking shoes at the tele. Do you think Blair sounded intelligent? Never. To me, not long after the ‘Things can only get better-fest’, he began to sound like the smooth-tongued godfooled grossly-prayerful chancer on the make that he was. I guess I may have a differently-tuned built-in auditory crap detector than the one you have.
“I guess I may have a differently-tuned built-in auditory crap detector than the one you have.”
Rudd? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…….I reckon your battery needs changing mate. FFS
KRudd
Aptly named.
Rudd. Yes. He can come and have supper at our place any time… As for the other two Yeeeuuuuuuuggghhh.
“the only developed nation not to have gone into recession”?
Switzerland?
Canada? New Zealand?
OK fair enough, Engineer. I have no knowledge of whether Canada or NZ had a dip, but most European counties did… (Switzerland kept itself out of the EU… I realize.) Shoudda said ‘most’. Hey a person on Guido’s website admitted to maybe being wrong!
Rudd made me realize there could be another kind of decent and competent kind of Aussie politician… but yeah… I didn’t realize he had weakness enough to be pushed out by the usual type, like Julia is.
Local politicians in Oz (and some over here in the UK, natch) are even worse. ‘Muriels Wedding’ did not exaggerate. 50% of my family are Queenslanders: three of them native born. I love a great deal about Australia, but like us they deserve better politicians. You may all certainly disagree but I don’t write out of ignorance. Just a viewpoint you do not share.
Electoral outcome still too close to call… Looks like A SMALL GROUP OF INDEPENDENT MPs will be able to decide who gets to be PM! I like it. I like it! Whey-hey pork-barrel politics. :-0 A beanfeast! A bunfight! Lets hope those holding the balance are not Neo-nazis or Trots. What larks!
Sorry to disillusion you, but Rudd had to go because he was off his trolley.
The policy that tipped him over the edge was his idea that ‘super-profits’ from mining should be taxed heavily. His notion of ‘super-profits’? 70%? 50%? 30%?
Nah. 6%.
Hung Parliament.
Is that for definite? Turns on TV widget.
Rug munchers of the world unite !
Why would anybody host a political house-party? Very quick way to lose friends and influence people to avoid you, I should think.
If they are all Milipede fans to start with, then a) you’re preaching to the converted, and b) you have a very sad social life.
who pays for 9/11 mosque?
Bank of America
Goldman Sachs
Chevron Corporation
Exxon Mobil Corporation
General Electric Company
JPMorgan Chase & Company
Kohlberg Kravis Roberts & Co.
Lockheed Martin Corporation
Morgan Stanley
Shell Oil Company
Rockefeller Group International, Inc.
The Blackstone Group L.P.
Boeing Company
DynCorp International
KBR
Raytheon Company
Rothschild North America, Inc.
http://landdestroyer.blogspot.com/2010/06/ground-zero-mosque-why-you-should.html
It would be funny if Milliband got invited to a house full of muslim extremists and him and his SpAds tried serving them wine and pork scratchings.
Do Juwes eat pork?
I am constantly astounded if not puzzled by the “Political Class” in the UK
Where the fuck do they come from? Is there some kind of defective production line cloning plant in the Provinces that is inadvertently producing carbon copy “dick heads” like Milliwet?
Red, Blue Orange Purple Pink or Green, onward they slither like some inexorable army of mutant half life retards, Would that there were some reject button that would ensure deconstruction, if not then an automatic “shitfan button” that automatically beams them off to run Afghanistan or, back to planet Zog where they truly belong.
I mean enough enough, surely (or Doris).
It’s the Dunning Kruger effect
they come from public schools & Oxbridge on a shit encrusted conveyor belt
look how many banks rolled over yesterday
http://www.fdic.gov/bank/individual/failed/banklist.html
Fuckin’ hell, that list says it all!
Fuck off we don’t want them here “it all started in America” send them over there they will be in good company among their own.
hey Guido the Ann Summers ad at the top is most off putting…horrid colour too
got 200
200
CONGRATS ON THE 200 GET
WikiLeaks Founder Charged in Sweden With Rape
http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2010/08/21/world/europe/international-us-sweden-wikileaks.html?_r=4&hp
Just after making the USA look like idiots ……………..
Yes what a ‘coincidence’
How to host an Ed Balls themed party.
First it has to be fancy dress, everyone loves fancy dress, a good theme would be Nazi’s and Tarts.
(That is Ed’s favourite because Yvette stuffs a bra with tissues – so for once she doesn’t look like a 12 year old boy.)
Get loads of food in – it helps if you can get the taxpayer to pay for it like they do.
Clean up a bit, get Damien to help as he is good with a broom these days and he can also put down some sawdust if anyone chucks up later.
Now for the drinks – brown ale so you can maintain the pretence that you are working class, if Damien is there then make sure you’ve got some meths.
A video message from Ed will not be forthcoming ( can you imagine it ‘Thankyou for hosting this p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pwarty…’)
Now invite all your friends, unless like Ed you have fuck all.
Oh well, I am sure Ellie will turn up, and after a couple of glasses of champers she’ll wear you like a hat.
I had a plan I told CCHQ once about setting Ed Balls up but the toffs all had sticks up their arses and were aghast at my tactics to help them win a majority.
He was doing an interview a few days later and i was going to sneak in to Ed’s office and put a framed pic of Adolph Hitler in. So when he sat down in his chair talking bollox as usual he would of had the fuhrer on his shelf in the background.
It would of been glorious lulz but nope my own side shot me down.
did they sack you.
Ingranders.I come to warn you to surrender to me now.I have a new weapon The Oestrogen Bomb.If you do not surrender I will drop it and turn you all into mincing faggots with big titties
Too late.
Aren’t all the English like that anyway ?
no just the scots
Very interesting point. I recall reading an article perhaps 40 yrs ago by one Dr Vernon Coleman, to the effect that a feminizing of western men would be brought about via all the oestrogen that pill-taking women peed into the water supply.
And where are we now? Low and diminishing sperm-counts and men of a non-marrying disposition popping up everywhere.
(Re-wroded to try to dodge the dreaded mod, presumably based on the word I used for g@a@y@s!)
Your bombs can not hurt me, my homosexually is like a shield of steel!
I’m off to Redcar for the day.I’ve got £1.15 to spend.
I’m in Iran hammering rods in
Excellent!
OH on the ball as usual.
http://www.oldholborn.net/
A template for Millipeeds party
This, surely, is a hoax?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/7957537/How-to-host-a-David-Miliband-house-party.html
DT – 21 Aug – “How to host a David Miliband house party”
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The six-page document, published on Mr Miliband’s website, has been widely mocked on the internet, and may reinforce the MP’s reputation for being patronising and out-of-touch.
As a first step, it suggests inviting some guests. In case anyone is unsure about how to do that, it suggests: “It’s probably easiest to give them a call.”
After the invitations are made, hosts should hold their would-be guests “accountable” for turning up, and scold them if they do not.
“If someone confirms, then they should be there,” it says. “You need to let people know you are disappointed if they don’t turn up… even if it’s just your mates!”
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Lard Prescott of Twoshags wants to be a Treasure. He says the LieborParty is skint and can no longer be run in the fashion that they managed the country’s finances, there’s no-one to bail them out! How marvellous!
Hope he has broad shoulders because he will need them everyone is mocked in politics