August 13th, 2010

News From the “Prison Camp”

Is summer dragging on? Are you tired of shopping? As the kids get restless, where better to spend a happy afternoon than at the Crazy Water Aqua Fun Park. In Gaza.

“The landscaped water park features three swimming pools, three water slides, ponds with pedal boats, a restaurant, a cafe, and a quiet area shaded by a tent where adults can sit on carpets and listen to music.”

Don’t tell Ken Clarke, he will want to build one at Pentonville.


  1. 1
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Sorry Guido i disagree , There are plenty of nice shopping centres in London and round the corner a fuckin shithole full of crackheads pimping there girl friends , One snapshot dont always tell the whole story .

  2. 2
    John Cipher says:

    I’m going to “Gaza Strip” tonight for a lappy.

  3. 3
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Love the music.

  4. 4
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    And by the way there both to blame for the situation , Innocent people on both sides die becauseof over inflated egos

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    No wonder that bloke with a tunnel they had on the radio was so rich.

    He said once they lift the embargo he’s off to mexico to see how much he can make on their border with his tunneling skills.

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    Doctor Mick says:

    I’m sorry to disappoint but those aren’t water slides – I know a curly-wurly rocket launcher when I see one.

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    What Language Would You Like Your Driving Theory Test in Sir? says:

    That ZaNuLiebor invention bottom left, the interpreter for diversity equality blah blah blah s talking rubbish

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    Drunk lawyer says:


    Also, my grandfather was detained during the war at a prison camp in Bavaria, which allowed the detainees (British and American businessmen who had found themselves behing enemy lines) to put on plays, stroll around in suits and even have a game or two of cricket. Nevertheless, they still considered it a prison due to the men with guns who would prevent them leaving on pain of death.

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    you never told us you were a trained pilot.

  10. 10
    Google Earth says:

    You’ve been ‘ad Guido, that’s just off the Edware Road, 30th July 2010.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I will make a statement about the Gaza water park to the house Saturday afternoon .

  12. 12
    Left Flaps Down A Bit. says:

    If you don’t learn landings, you are not a pilot.

  13. 13
    Sir William Waad says:

    Lady Waad’s packing her burkini now and we’re going tomorrow!

  14. 14
    Bunch of lying ZaNuLiebor liars says:

    Oi! you cycloptic cun.t, I thought you said WE were best palced to weather the economic storm and enjoy a swift recovery!

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    The optical illusion says:

    The camera can be a prism to sell its snapshots for propanda.

  16. 16
    Potato famine funster says:

    Guido would have made a fine kapo.

  17. 17
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Lets face it , We only dealt with N.I by talking , And yes credit to Both parties , Why cant a similar approch be done here?

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    the beast of clerkenwell says:

    Fairs fair the israelis always put on some nice firework displats for them

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    Now is a great time of year to visit the Gaza Crazy Water Park – no queues during Ramadan.

  20. 20
    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    Group discounts ?

  21. 21
    Potato famine funster says:

    You’d get shot fatgoy.

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    Baroness Thatcher says:

    Appalling isn’t it. Palestinians attempting to live something of a normal life. Why aren’t they all wearing kiiffiyehs and throwing stones at nice Israeli soldiers?

    Come on Guido, it’s not the Palestinians fault that the Grauniad’s most hand wringing misery merchants have attached themselves to the cause. Their country continues to be illegally occupied, a fact in international law and UN resolutions, not just left-wing opinion, a fact that seems to be conveniently forgotten by the media and the allegedly pro-arab BBC.

  23. 23

    Would that be the Blair side or the Islamist side of Edgware Road?

  24. 24
    Lovely holiday resort says:

    Apparently, videos that show settler violence get deleted.

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    Mr Ned says:


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    Tuscan Tony says:

    Two different but fouled up uses of the word “there”, Mr. Mental. Tsk tsk tsk,

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    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    But you get my drift ?

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    Chutney Ripple says:

    Have they got the stuff in the water that turns blue when you widdle in the pool

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    Anonymous says:

    Snide fucker.

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    MI5 says:

    Of couyrse it does not…

    Guido goes mad on Gaza

    Have a look to get a real impression

    Mossad really have got at Gudio…

    Perhaps it is jos former employment with Rupert

    And Rupert’s mother was an orthoxod j…

    Which everyone tries to suppress…

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    South of the M4 says:

    Well you would be for a short period. Oh, and asymmetrical flaps would give you a problem.

  32. 32
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Last time I supported Guido on Gaza, my comment was modded by permanent removal, so excuse me if I hold my tongue this time.

  33. 33
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Because neither side drinks guiness.

  34. 34
    Billy Smooth says:

    Poor analogy mental. We arent claiming a humanitarian crisis and sending out the wailing mothers any time a foreign TV crew is about.

    If the Gazans can afford to keep some in the height of luxury, there is no fucking crisis. Its a con and you have fallen for it, you shmuck.

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    I do: I got an email the other day showing Gaza child brides, there’s a big back story that didn’t come across in it, which was a bit of a shame because the revoltingness of the idea was thus lost in the spinning.

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    Lord Chief Justice says:

    A little balance please Guido

    No one reasonable supports terrorism…

    But that is not an exucse for Israel to treat the ordinary inhabitants of Gaza like the j…ws of the Third Reich..

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    Ghettobaby says:

    Well said! what twat Guido is for this post……….how dare the palestinians have anything nice in Gaza! Why dosent Guido give living in Gaza a try and see how he enjoys that………….idiot

  38. 38
    Engineer says:

    Bradford? Oldham? Leicester? Wolverhampton?

  39. 39

    Belgravia, surely.

  40. 40
    Mr Ned says:

    Gaza Strip trivia.

    Cornwallis Street in Barrow in Furness is a street which in the 1990s was made up of nightclubs. It earned the nickname “the Gaza Strip” by locals by way of being Britain’s most violent street for several years running due to the enormous numbers of fights which broke out there, with stabbings and even murders occurring.

    Ahhhhhhhhh…. Great days indeed! I used to party down the Gaza 3 – 4 nights a week in it’s heyday and although I was only once involved in a fight myself. I held up scoring cards for quite a few.

    Now with 24 hour drinking, the nightclubs don’t all throw the piss-heads onto the street at the same time, which was usually when a lot of fights broke out. the Princess Selandia floating nightclub in the docks also meant that not all the piss-heads were contained in one street. Now people have a choice of location and they do not all come into contact with each other at once. Violent incidents have plummeted.

    The Gaza is now a sad and quiet ghost of it’s former, vibrant and dangerous form.

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    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    That could be the solution ! Get em pissed and then talk

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    Lord Chief Justice says:

    I would add..

    Every Arab State which has aided Moozlim terrorism (there are many) should treated as harshly as we treated the regime of Hitler…

    To be balanced…

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    The optical illusion says:

    This is almost as bad as those holocaust deniers.

  44. 44
    Hugh Janus says:

    Slightly O/T, but the Audit Commission is getting the chop:

  45. 45
    Jack says:

    I have just been watching Central Chiense Television from Beijing

    It is far more objective and intelligent on world affairs (and it is global now in its reporting) than the BBC

    Shocking but true

    Close down and sell off the “BBC”

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    So that’s why Diane A-bott crashed and burned in her leadership attempt??

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Can i go there for my Alahdays ?

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I seem to remember there were suggestions that Mo Mowlam had an even better solution.

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    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Allah mate!

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    Engineer says:

    Westminster already has many Crazy Water Aqua Fun Parks, but they serve Falling Over Water. Very cheap. This does not always assist wisdom.

  52. 52
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    sorry i’m not on first name terms with him

  53. 53
    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Suppose he were to be your route to Emily? ;-)

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  55. 55

    Lol, Fawkes gets the thread wound up again. I fucking piss myself at the knots some people get themselves tied in over fucking Israel and fucking Palestine.

    You’d think this thread was covered in 4×2’s and muslims.

    Oooo, wot about the poor palestinians oooo oooo oooooo but what about the poor juice, ROFL.

    Bomb the fucking lot.

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    embarrassingly shit propaganda says:




  57. 57
    BAA overpaid Unite member says:

    Dear Guido

    My masters tell me that your boggg (don’t know how to spell that) is infuenctial

    I am a super highly paid technician workig for BAA..

    I am a Unote employee

    My masters trold me that we have not been able to cripple British Airways directly

    So they tell me now to strike to close down the airports BA use..

    Thay way; my masters tell me we will screew the British national flag carrier

    I fink that is the right thing to do…

    Don’t you ? And Thuggie Whelan (and we call him in Unite) agrees and Mr Drome (forgot his first name- does he have one ?) who I funk is is the House of Lords tells me it is great !

  58. 58
    Baroness Thatcher says:

    Yep, the list of nasty and despotic Arab leaders is a long one and not all of them had had tea with the Queen, and only a few have Tony Blair on the payroll.

    But remember that many acts of terroism were carried out by Jewish extremists prior to the establishment of the state of Israel, and many of the perpetrators went on to serve in that country’s government.

    As the man says, to be balanced…….

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    Schrödinger's cat says:

    I am sure some people must have proposed the same solution for NI and Eire!

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    Mr Ned says:

    You don’t need a tunnel from Mexico. They are not allowed to police the border at all in Arizona and an area extending a couple of hundred miles into the USA so that the drug gangs can get the narcotics into the US markets easily.

    This is with the direct contrivance of the Federal Government. The Arizona State legislature wants to police the border as they are constitutionally mandated to do. the Federal Government is preventing them from doing so.

    And they are targeting Texas too.

    ” After 16 days of denials by Laredo law enforcement and local officials regarding a Mexican drug cartel takeover of a Laredo area ranch, a Texas police blotter proves the alleged incident did in fact happen and that multiple agencies responded to the scene of a seized U.S. ranch.

    Think about it for a moment.

    One of the most brutal drug cartels operating in Mexico crossed the U.S. border and took a ranch from its lawful owner.

    Intimidation has arrived along the southern border.”

  61. 61
    My other car's a Merkava says:

    Eid-di-hi, campers!

  62. 62
    concrete chump says:

    I fucking piss myself at the knots some people get themselves tied in over fucking Northern Ireland.

    You’d think this thread was covered in UDA and IRA

    Oooo, wot about the poor catholics oooo oooo oooooo but what about the poor protestants, ROFL.

    Bomb the fucking lot.

  63. 63
    Sir William Waad says:

    I wonder how well we would behave if for 62 years we had been surrounded by nations that had sworn to destroy and kept trying, very seriously, to do so.

  64. 64
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    no i think i’ll leave him to the nutters !
    Hey if it gets to hot Emily could always wear her burkini !

    Sexy or what ?

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    Engineer says:

    Are you suggesting that Gaza is a paradise, and that there’s no problem? If there was no problem, why the need to board and search ships destined for Gaza?

    Nobody with an ounce of sense suggests that there isn’t terrorist activity. It’s just that for somewhere that doesn’t have a crisis (as you put it) there seems to have been a problem for a very long time. Strongly suspect that things are not that simple; if they were, the problem would have been solved many moons ago.

  66. 66

    No, the popular solution for N.Ireland, (amongst my social circle), was to build fucking great walls around the entire country and let them fucking kill themselves.

    Unfortunately it never happened, i live in hope.

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    BrianSJ says:

    What is the pizza like?

  68. 68

    Check my reply at 62, you hit the nail on the head.


  69. 69
    Sir William Waad says:

    al-Jazeera isn’t bad either.

    There’s much more actual news reporting than on the Beeb.

  70. 70
    Foreign Secretary says:

    Now calm down super technician

    You handle my luggage at Thiefrow don”t you?

    I know why you are striking

    Your General Secretary at Unite told my friend who is a member of the Parliamentary Lobby (and ‘eees a VIP) that you wanted the same rights to have a massage, sauna, nanny and cook aservices (paid by the employerin addition to your salary, free flights etc) as your comrades who work in the Communitiies Department.

  71. 71
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m available for babysitting.

  72. 72
    Where's the sploot fellow? says:

    I wuv Gordie.

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    Schrödinger's cat says:

    Hmmmm. Hope. Thought that was in the USA where Cliton was born? ;-)

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    Baroness Thatcher says:

    I suppose that depends on whether we would enjoy billions of dollars of American aid and the almost unqualified support of the US government.

    If we didn’t, I guess we’d just have to bend over…….

  75. 75
    over me 'ead son says:


    What a complete fucking retard. Hahahahahahahahahahahah!!

  76. 76
    John Prescott says:

    Did someone say pizza? Wahey!

  77. 77

    Sploot fellow (mongbleat chump) has just tried and failed to make me look daft.


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    Baroness Thatcher says:

    Lest anyone should imagine that the Palestinians have a monopoly on terrorism….

  79. 79
    over 'is 'ead son says:

    You fail.


  80. 80
    Foreign Secretary says:


    On condition that you there !

  81. 81

    your ‘social circle’ being the other retards in your care home

    an example of one of concrete chump’s stimulating debates with his peers

    “Duuurr bom dem all! Duurr?? wot eh ? Duurur! poo is brown? duuurr?! Big wall! yuss “

  82. 82
    Billy Smooth says:

    No, didnt say that. All I am saying is if the Gazans can build fucking water fun parks, luxury shopping centres and the like, while some of their population are allegedly starving in third world conditions then its hardly the Israelis fault.

    I wouldnt be surprised if there was a crisis, in certain areas (I dont know, havent been there), but its one of their own making.

    Dry your eyes, pinko.

  83. 83
    FT Correspondent says:

    Will we see programme of sealions featuring G. Fawkes they cried ?

  84. 84
    Where's the sploot fellow? says:

    That’s what happens to someone who’s in love with Gordon Brown.

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    Hasbara says:

    Well they can hardly go to the beach without putting themselves at risk of being shelled and shot at can they?.

    How many swimming pools for Palestinians in the West Bank? The water has been taken from the West Bank aquifer by the colonists many of whom have their own swimming pool.

  86. 86

    wot does ironik meen? duuuurr ?? is he takin da pee owt ov me! duuur ??

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    Gone Fuckin mental says:

    you are being mocked you thick Hunt

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    Some things will be enjoyable for the next 1000 years says:

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    Jack says:


    Incredible that al Jazeera is better than Alji-Beeba…

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    Curtis warren Whitemoor via mobile says:

    That’s my docklands flat.

  91. 91

    wot eh ? who ? duuur? irony? wot ? dey takin da pish owt of me ??? duuur ?

  92. 92

    Is that it, that post was the equivalent of being heckled by a nine year old.

    Well done.

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    God save arse holes says:

    So this is all fake scenery then?

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    Liddle Liebore twoll luvs his Gordie says:

    You weave my Gordie alone or I’ll cwy!

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    BrokeBack Cameron says:

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    Scouser says:

    used to send loads of gear up there.

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    MI5 says:

    I think you have got it right

    As a famous French diplomat said about isreal a few years ago

    “Why create all this fuss about a f’cking little country with 3 1/2 million inhabitants”…

    As regards the Arabs, sadly since the 17th century they have just gone downhill mentally and spiritually…

    They are in the middle of a major identity/intellectual crisis and are trying to bomb and bluster their way out of it…

    In my world, you meet bombs with bombs…

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    pathetic whining pussy says:




  100. 100
    God save arse holes says:

    So what do you think would have happened had you gone against him Moniker?

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    ADL says:

    Guido Fawkes is a Catholic anti-semite who uses his blog to stir up religious tension. We are monitoring his activity.

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    concrete pump says:


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    Fuse says:

    What the fuck has this to do with blowing parliament up you phony?

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    concrete pump says:

    I’m monitoring Dave’s fat bottom and wanking furiously

    Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! #SQUIT#

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    Realist says:

    Even Auschwitz had a swimming pool for the residents.

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    PLO says:

    your on our list

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    MI5 says:

    Quite right again..CC

    I’m beginning toi like you…

    But the solution is to give “independence” to Ulster”

    And let them fight it out…

    In the old days, we had KGB plans stating that they would “turn Ulster into the Ciba of Western Europe” (true)

    Since the USSR has collapsed Ulster has no strategic interest

    So let them get on with it..bomb thieve steal and extort – normal practice I am told…

  109. 109

    LOL I just had a vision of the Israeli Synchronised Swimming team making a perfect Star of David underwater.

    Not sure, but that might be the result of a couple of Moroccan Woodbines…

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    concrete chump says:

    your childish nonsense about walls would have been considered shaming for a nine year old

    you have the intellect of a toddler

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    Liddle Liebore twoll luvs his Gordie says:

    Waaaaaaaaah! Leave Gordie alone!

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    Floppy Paddle says:

    Guido loves the front wheel skids

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    Liddle Liebore twoll luvs his Gordie says:

    Gordie splooges on me evewy night! I wuv my Gordie! Splooge for me Gordie, splooge for me!

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    Yes, and apparently the IDF synchronised swimmers plan to execute a perfect Star of David underwater…

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    concrete M.I.Fuckwit says:

    another sockpuppet bites the dust

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    bloody site’s updating slowly – refreshed and thought my first had been modded…

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    Floppy Paddle says:

    Guido’s a bit like a 3×2 but they chopped the whole knob off instead of the foreskin. Twat.

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  119. 119
    Alex Sans Couilles Salmond says:

    I am Alex Salmond

    I am King of Jockland

    I demand independence

    On two conditions

    1) That you filthy English pay us £ 1 trillion cash upfront

    2) ttat you give us back our banks.

    Otherwise I will continue to take £ Billions under that lovely Barnet formula and you will continue to pay for our banks…

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    Billy Smooth says:

    Not to mention BMWs & Mercedes to carry the poor souls through their slums, luxury shopping malls for a bit of retail therapy to allieviate the hunger pains, and all the fucking guns and rockets in the world for them too.

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    Ed Balls says:

    Καθοριστική ημερομηνία η 29η Σεπτεμβρίου,έστω και τώρα μπορούμε να φέρουμε τα πάνω κάτω και να ξαναπάρουμε τις τύχες μας στα χέρια μας.

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    BrokeBack Cameron says:

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    Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! #SPLOOT#

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Oh dear. The rehab just isn’t working.

    I see you’ve had a lot of rain down South. Up here at Castle MacTavish it’s been glorious and the birds are giving some very decent sport. The Scotch countryside is just so different from the towns – even more than in England – the towns are full of fat, sour-faced, unstable loons on benefits, while the countryside has decent, cheerful folk (mostly on benefits too, it has to be said).

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    Probably about as well as you’d expect, but then we aren’t the ones who insisted on putting a religiously based state in the middle of a lot of other religiously based states who didn’t like the idea, then massacred several villages of locals immediately after independence, are we?

    Should have let them have Utah for their land – the Septics seem to like them.

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    The Master says:

    That is out of order

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    MI5 definitely not a concrete pump sockpuppet says:

    You really are very bright Mr Pump. I take my hat off to you sir!

    If only more people would agree with me, I mean you.

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    Nice Communist Bob says:

    I am the working class

    I am on £110,000 a year with subsidised housing..

    I am a Communist

    I am a member of the Nomenclatura

    I will wreck London for my way of life…

    And I am a penis…

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    you appear to be saying that you want Gaza to be run on very socialist lines. If some of them are getting rich they should redistribute it all to the poor ones eh?

    It appears to have a rather wobbly and unregulated free market, powered by stuff they can smuggle in.

    Oh, and you’ve swallowed some shit if you call that thing from the other week a “luxury shopping centre”. looked more like a set of pound shops under one roof. with a staircase. oooh the luxury.

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    I want Gordie to sploot on me says:

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    MI5 definitely not a concrete pump sockpuppet says:

    I agree with everything I say! I mean YOU say, sorry, you say… of course.

    shit! did anyone notice or did I get away with it?

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    “The Ciba of Western Europe”

    CIBA – didn’t they make Zyklon-B?

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    Engineer says:

    There’s no need to be offensive – I don’t appreciate being called a pinko, mainly because I’m not one. I’m a completely neutral bloke living in North-West England (and of neither of the main religions involved) who’s knowledge of this subject is limited to what I learn from the media – so in other words, not all that deep. However, even I can work out that as there are deaths on both sides, there’s clearly a big problem. Why? Beyond my understanding. However, it is clear from the media that not all of Gaza is a paradise.

    If the Middle East question is to be answered, perhaps we might all contribute by moderating language and recognising that both sides have points worth considering.

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    Mr Jihad says:

    Death to the west! Death to death!

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    ROFL! says:

    yet another concrete pump sockpuppet bites the dust

    keep em comin stupid

  136. 136
    Martin Day BBC political correspondent says:

    The right wing political blog site Order Order responsible for the failure of the Tories to gain an overall majority in the General Election is to be scrapped, it was announced today.

    Communities and Local Government Secretary Eric Pickles said that Order Order had “lost its way” and would be disbanded.

    The blogging duties will now pass to the Conservative Home – while its in-house jokes will be transferred to the private sector.

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    Sir William Waad pump says:

    Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! #SPLOOT#

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    Seconded says:

    that’s true Bill.only last week I had a nice day in Alderholt in Hamps at a village fete with lots of lovely home made fare by the WI and the good folk.Made a change from the city and the misery of the population.

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    Billy Smooth says:

    Good that you seek divine salvation of your sacred places….

    Seriously, what do these people expect to happen if they fire rockets at Israel? I didnt see any starving kids though. Funny that.

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    Gordie is my hero! says:

    I wuv Gordie! Even when he loses his rag at 2:26 like a total mentalist mong, it gives me the horn! Sploot for me Gordie!

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    thirded says:

    I totally agree and I’m a concrete pump sockpuppet
    NOT, i mean, NOT a concrete pump sockpuppet

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    Fuse says:

    could have sworn CP was 100 before.

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    Honest Bob says:

    I am a co-conspirator and Protestant

    What you say is intergalactic balls

    You are a wacist sectarian…

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    Anonymous says:

    I do love reading these little spats but could you possibly tell me where the ‘irony’ is ? Maybe it’s to subtle for me.

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    sounds like many places up north.
    Taxi rank at 11:30pm used to be the top place for a fight.

    New labour really arsed up some fine english traditions.

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    actually engineer. he appears to be the pinko.

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    Bet they didn’t go for a shower afterwards…

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    Billy Smooth says:

    Sorry, I retract my pinko slur. Was meant in semi-humour but was very unfair.

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    Fuse says:

    been going down for months.

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    fuckwit watch says:

    thread started at 4:04 you stupid nutter Hunt

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    Fuse says:

    I’m just waiting for the persona to slip into the “we” and go all royal.

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    Fuse says:

    Major did too.

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    Anonymous says:

    clearly it is old fellow

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    Fuse says:

    Fawkes is fast but not that fast.

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    Speak 4 yourself says:

    I support these troffing bastards in parliament being whacked.

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    Engineer says:


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    Daniel Bernard, French Ambassador to London, got the tone about right a few years back when he called Israel a “shitty little country”.

    It perhaps wasn’t the most subtle pieces of diplomacy ever, but since it was delivered at a reception hosted by the fragrant Barbara “is this my credit card, or the comapny’s” Amiel, we can be sure it was deliberate.

    Personally, I think Vespasian had the right idea.

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    Lol – bet it wasn’t anywhere near Aldershot town centre – sure you didn’t get lost and end up in Farnham?

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    Shark says:

    wonder if it will be replaced by something with teeth

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    Fuse says:

    its on free view now

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    Anonymous says:

    Old, yes but it still doesn’t answer my question.

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    Seconded says:

    Fordingbridge way.

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    Duffed up says:

    duff duff duff duff duff duff duff duff duff duff duff duff duff duff duff duff
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    Ampers says:

    Typical Guido, he misses the real story.

    The Israelis built the “Crazy Water” complex for the Palestinians to make amends for the accidental battle on those boats.

    You must be dense if you didn’t know that!

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    Anonymous says:

    try reading the posts
    having to explain a joke to someone does tend to take the fun out of it old fruit

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    Osama the Nazarene says:


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    Kosher slosher says:


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    London Bridge Is Falling Down says:

    You obviously have not been to Londonistan for a while ZaNuLiebour have turned the entire f**king place into a jihadists wet dream.

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    Anonymous says:

    Without trying to sound rude, it looks as if you don’t know either. Forget about the spoiling of the joke, tell me which is the ironic bit.

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    Billy Smooth says:

    Talking? No utter capitulation to the PIRA followed by a mickey mouse pretend local government. Cant see the Israelis doing that.

    Have you checked the NI news lately anyway?

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    limpservatives says:

    you’re a conservative MP

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    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Burkini’s not allowed by the naffing Hamas terrosit godfathers.

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    Indigo says:

    Gosh, put only

    “Crazy Water Aqua” Gaza

    into Google, and the results show that Israel has carpet-bombed the web with what you are supposed to think about this resort. Guido has just cut-and-pasted, as a good little uncritical friend of Israel.

    Soooo, Israel is helping Hamas to be corrupt because it helps Israel. Tell me something I don’t know. There have always been collaborators, and collaborators get rewarded. And then shot.

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    Israel is doomed anyway says:

    This sums up Israel pretty well:

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    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    Can we assume no food-aid deliveries in the Pakistan flood zone will be made during the hours of daylight ? If that’s what the book says…….

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    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    But in truth, it all goes back to a shabby deal made by Balfour to get the USA to join in the First World War on our side, so who’s fault is it ?

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    Anonymous says:

    without trying to sound rude…fuck off concrete pump you dildo

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    Facts not Fictions says:

    Gaza’s problem (and by extension that of Israel and the Palestinian Authority) is that, unlike in a concentration camp, Gaza is in a demographic trap. The population is growing at an enormous rate and life expectancy is rising.

    The problem is that they want land and see it in Israel (and that is instrumentalised in the same way by the Hamas extremists as by corrupt Islamic goverrnments throughtout the world who have demonised Israel to distract from their own problems. Problems caused by similar Third World burgeoning populations and lack of opportunity.

    If the Gazan population has its way, Israel will cease to exist.

    There is a massive Islamic inspired propaganda campaign underway to score points eg the Turkish sponsored flotilla.

    Human Development Index

    The HDI measures the average progress of a country in human development. The Human Poverty Index (HPI-1), focuses on the proportion of people below certain threshold levels in each of the dimensions of the human development index – living a long and healthy life, having access to education, and a decent standard of living. By looking beyond income deprivation, the HPI-1 represents a multi-dimensional alternative to the $1.25 a day (PPP US$) poverty measure.

    The HPI-1 value of 6.0% for Occupied Palestinian Territories, ranks 24th among 135 countries for which the index has been calculated.

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    Anonymous says:

    You kind of lose it when you do stuff like this.

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    Anonymous says:

    So Stalin really got at you then, or maybe the Global world saver or may Tony the Middle East savoiuor, or maybe the real paece maker Martin The McGuinees… get of my back Charlie

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    Anonymous says:

    I think Ireland should bomb**t they already did that and now they get paid expenses..stupid of me.

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    Charity Clarity says:

    You can deliver as much as you want, but they can’t eat it until sundown.

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    Alexander says:


    Gaza has about 3 million people – about the same as Greater Birmingham. Same as Republic of Ireland, Wales, Norway.

    Hopefully Gaza is not one huge war zone. The “Crazy Water Park” looked quite tiny but it is good that some facilities like that exist in Gaza.

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    Old dog no tricks says:

    If the Israelies really wanted to hurt the people living in Gaza do you not think it would be prudent to start by cutting of all of their power supplies ? You never know – this might actually result in cholera taking hold and really doing some damage. Get it into your head that the terrorists work from within civilian communities (for goodness sake – even the BEEB managed to show a program with proved this without a shadow of doubt !) purely so that they can cry foul when said civilians get killed.
    If they didn’t hide amongst the civvies – then who would be up in arms about the israelies killing terrorists in retaliation – uhhh – Nobody ! The PLO learned in the 70’s that killing civvies was not a popular thing to do and used that knowledge to turn foolish peoples ideas around. They use propaganda me old mate ! Learn to sift the truth from the flimflam. Maybe turn off the BEEB once in a while.

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    Old dog no tricks says:

    You’ll probably find that everyone there is related in some way to the Hamas leadership – they wouldn’t want the plebs joining in – they might not appear dirty enough in the propaganda video’s.

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    Old dog no tricks says:

    So the audit commission was supposed to ensure that the taxpayer was getting value for money….. No wonder it is being axed ! And thank goodness ! How could they think that going on Jollies was giving taxpayers value for money ? Not fit for purpose !

    So 50m quid saved – that is one pound less I should pay in tax (once the deficit is cleared !)

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    Mike (England) says:

    thats the same thing, its all londonistan now

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    Anonymous says:

    my uncle has been to Gaza many times. He reports that, if there is a whole square of perfectly solid houses bar one that’s been damaged, the camera crews will make sure they get the damaged building in the shot.

    Likewise with the infamous ‘wall’ – in most places it’s little more than a chainlink fence which is more easily policed than an open field, but camera crews regularly go to the only strip (in the middle of Jerusalem) which is high, fortified and riddled with bullet holes.

    The fact of the matter is, media images play up the fighting and devastation in order to sell more stories. They’re hardly going to report on how little impact these things have on day to day lives, are they?

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    Enjineer says:

    Because it is in the interest of powerful people on all sides for the current situation to continue.

    For example, without all those images of poor Palistinians being crushed under the boot of the evil baby eating Zionists* plastered all over the media where would the rage of the average Arab (in say, Syria, Jordan Iran…) be directed.

    Their own government perhaps?

    *Not representative of my subtle and nuanced opinion on the conflict, which can be broadly summarized as ‘Fcuk the lot of them’.

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