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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Anyone see Kate Garroway squirming on GMTV this morning following her demotion? She couldn’t look Emma Crosby in the face & had a smile supported by scaffolding.
Looks like Dolly will soon have to start getting out of bed in the morning.
Missed it, I’d have liked to have seen Garraway squirming on a sofa.
One person I would not vote for is the crusading neo-Conservative Rory Stewart. It is particularly annoying that he is constantly referred to as a former diplomat. Stewart was an MI6 officer and not a member of the FCO.
Three years ago I received a message from the FCO asking me not to mention this as, at that time, Stewart was still very active for MI6 in Afghanistan and his life could have been endangered. I agreed, and even removed a reference from my blog. However now that he is safely and lucratively ensconsed at Harvard, I see no reason to conceal the truth. I is necessary to reveal this so that people can correctly evaluate his political pronouncements on Iraq and Afghanistan, and his motives in making them.
http://www.craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2009/09/iain_dales_brac.html
So fucking what? Former MI6 employees not allowed to stand for Parliament? OK then what about MI5, diplomats, the cops, armed forces personnel, met office forecasters, lawyers, etc etc? Complete bollocks. Frankly I’d rather see someone with some knowledge about the subject standing for Parliament than the illiterate uneducated prats that are all too often elected.
Motives? Fuck off you moron. What an inane comment.
Fuck off yourself you witless poodling twat.
It means he’s a NeoCon spook and should no more be trusted than any NeoCon fuckwit or Blair who we KNOW lied about WMD and Iraq.
Or do you think faulty intelligence and lying about a War no longer matters because our troops are dying every day in Afghanistan now and not Iraq?
I suggest you look at todays News and get your head out of your arse you fucking imbecile.
It must be one of the biggest leaks in intelligence history. An archive of almost 90,000 files has come to light thanks to Wikileaks, logging the history of the war in Afghanistan, practically blow-by-blow. We’ve trawled through these incidents to help you make sense of the key events.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/datablog/2010/jul/25/wikileaks-afghanistan-data
Craig Murray and his dubious pals are in effect a whole Dundee cake of eye bulging fruit and nuttiness.
Yeah the Wiki leaks show what a vicious, cruel, malevolent bunch the Taleban are. They deserve to be bombed to kingdom come.
“Yeah the Wiki leaks show what a vicious, cruel, malevolent bunch the Taleban are. They deserve to be bombed to kingdom come.”
Yeah and I suppose if the Chinese, or Russians or some other invading army invaded this sovereign Isle and bombed your family wedding killing most of the guests and ripping limbs from others rendering the survivors burnt and disfigured, you would be only too happy to collaborate with the invaders who were slaughtering thousands of your countrymen would you?
We should NOT be in Afghanistan anymore, and we should NEVER have gone into Iraq on a pack of bullshit lies in the first place.
If you go into a zoo and stick your arm into the tiger’s cage, do not curse the tiger when it bites your arm off!
@ “piss off you whiny little cun.t”
Get a name, you pillock. And who do you trust, exactly?? Craig Murray? ‘today’s News’?.
Why?
Fucking grow up.
Think they must work for the BBC
tiger or lion…
… There were one great big lion called Wallace
His nose were all covered with scars
He lay in a som-no-lent posture
With the side of his face to the bars.
Now Albert had heard about lions
How they were ferocious and wild
And to see Wallace lying so peaceful
Well… it didn’t seem right to the child.
So straight ‘way the brave little feller
Not showing a morsel of fear
Took ‘is stick with the’orse’s ‘ead ‘andle
And pushed it in Wallace’s ear!
You could see that the lion didn’t like it
For giving a kind of a roll
He pulled Albert inside the cage with ‘im
And swallowed the little lad… whole!
…
Grow a fucking spine twat and stop poodling for NeoCon fuckwits you mong.
You do sound exactly the kind of stupid brainless wanker who believed and trusted Blair and Bush about Iraq and WMD.
So it’s no wonder you’re an apologist for this clueless NeoCon pratt.
Now Piss off you witless worm.
I believe Bush and Blair and the NeoCons coz I’m a fucking RETARD! Doh!
Difference is, Mr Ned, that no one in this country provided succour and support for terrorists who massacred over 3,000 people in New York. These Taleban criminals nurtured filthy wahabi terrorists in their midst and deserve everything they get.
By the way Iraq is not Afghanistan its a totally separate country. The fact that bird brain Bush and Blair invaded Iraq (for daddy) does not diminish the Taleban’s culpability in mass murder.
Osama B.L. is culpable along with the 15 from Saudi and others in the planes you neocon twat
he’s the one who isn’t in Afghanistan and is currently laughing from the safety of Pakistan as he watches the Afghan quagmire steadily become worse than the Iraq disaster
These MI6 types have always been a dangerous lot…
This time they helped Osama Bin Laden create another Jihad…
See evidence of Elisa Manningham-Buller, ex head of MI5, to Chilcott…about the threat to Britain created by the neocon Irak war…
At any rate,far better than the usual uni,researcher,spad career of most wannabee politicians these days.
a liar like bliar
It’s not that insulting either plus, the Cumbrians have trouble reading anyway. The thing about a kid getting killed by a tractor seems a bit leftfield though. He is a good lad but I think a bit of humility may help a bit. If he thought Afghanistan was a war zone then he should use that experience to deal with the internals of the Tory party – he could get his head caved in at any moment without even knowing why.
Spook – schmook, who fucking cares.
Even worse, he looks like a sad reject sent to Eton by his parents. Oh, he is.
Top school Eton. All schools should aspire to provide a similar education.
Nah, most parents don’t hate their children and would not want them abused.
Was that what is was all about? Besides being married to Dolly, I wondered why she had a face like a half-sucked lemon.
Well for a 43 year old bottle blonde bouncy castle she ain’t that bad looking.
As for squirming in embarassment, that sounds like poetic justice – she did make money laughing at other people’s misfortunes as a presenter on “The Biggest Loser” after all.
“Kate Garroway squirming on GMTV”
Any pictures?
Wanna buy some?
Never the sharpest tool in the box (look who she is married to) and no longer able to suck up to the SnotGobbler on the GMTV couch. Now she’s not eye-candy anymore either, she is a bit of a flabster.
Past her sell-by date.
“Wanna buy some?”
Maybe.
“she is a bit of a flabster. Past her sell-by date.”
Then again, no I don’t.
http://xrl.in/5xsv
Call me shallow, but she’s back on my ‘to do’ list.
Sounds like fair comment to me.
What a cunning stunt. Insult your hard working constituents because you haven’t a frigging clue what hard work is. Time for a by-election in Penrith methinks.
Your having a laugh. Hard working constituents in Pentith. They are yokels.
Whats Penrith got to do with it ?
It’s about 30 miles away
To hell with a by-election. How about piano wire and a lamp post, The nerve of the cretin, critiscising the sartorial elegance of his constituents. Thoroughly bad form. And Guido, you seem to attract an awful lot of distinctly vulgar contributors.I fear for their sartorial elegance.
I would imagine that pretty well every constituency has enclaves like that Stewart describes. (Possibly excluding Kensington and Chelsea, where they use silken cords to hold their trousers up. I’ll lay long odds that they still have a few tramps and homeless beggars, though.)
So people who hold their pants up with twine are “Tramps and Beggars”
Rory has no need to hold his pants up
Elitist Etonian idiot.
Well, at least the cartoon is pertinent AND contemporary……
Hahahahahaha! What a twat.
Funny though.
Apparently it is widespread practice in the five core towns (Leeds etc) to the tip of Scotland and I suspect they get the strnng on the social.
As is using socks when out of bog roll
Methinks MP of Jock descent should f’k off back across the border and represent real primitives. Mind you, an effective cross-section of ‘ScottishWierdo’ society is represented qiute happily (except the Weegies that sit in there) in the ScotsParly.
Well, he won’t be going anywhere near the Foreign Affairs Committee for a while. Beware wünderkinds bearing gifts of promise. Labour MPs in ‘deprived’ areas learned it was best not to dwell upon constituents’ idiosyncracies a long time ago. Incidentally, has he given evidence to Chilcot yet? I would expect so, if his tales of Iraq escapades are accurate…
What does he want? People from advanced society with their trousers round their ankles? Rory should call Mandelson.
Rory is MY boy Mandy. Hands off.
East is east and west is west
And never the twine shall meet
It’s not exactly what he said.
There’s a whiff of being out to get him here.
Mind you, he hasn’t done himself any favours, but surely we don’t want tedious clones – he adds a bit of colour to the proceedings – and a wider view than narrow party politics.
As for finding people who are offended by what he said, I’m Cumbrian and am not the slightest bit offended. I don’t believe that anybody in Cumbria, who was being honest, would think it anything other than mildly amusing.
I’m Cumbrian and yeah, it was a bit funny!
I wish people would not be so willing to get themselves offended and upset on other people’s behalf.
Cumbrian’s are big enough and ugly enough to take care of ourselves thank you very much!
Can I interest you in this ball of twine? Special price for Guido followers.
and you’re good at going mad and killing, don’t forget that
Yup, far better than those soppy fuckwits from the North East, that’s fer sure.
Given that in many rural areas baler twine (Farmer’s Friend) is used for pretty much everything, it would be rather amazing if it wasn’t used as emergency trouser support.
Many upstanding stalwarts of the countryside communitywill wonder how townies can survive without it.
At least they were trousers there. Unlike the Jocks.
The Sunday Mirror has claimed today I called people “primitive”. This is a complete misrepresentation of what I said during an interview two weeks ago in another newspaper when discussing poverty in Cumbria. What I said then was “some areas here are pretty primitive”. I apologise if this was in any way unclear, but I meant that there are areas in Cumbria where people lack things, taken for granted in cities, and that these areas need more investment and more public services. It was never a judgement on people. I have already received an apology from the journalist who originally interviewed me. The Sunday Mirror’s misrepresentation of my words is an insult to the hard-working people of Cumbria. I am investigating raising it with the Press Complaints Commission. I remain very sorry for any hurt that this misrepresentation may have caused.
http://www.rorystewart.co.uk/blog/37-blog/153-a-clarification-and-an-apology
i think we all knew it was a stunt, Rory, but there is absolutely nothing in the news to get excited about. the breakback coalition rubbish is so dull. this holding up your trousers with twine thing was looking good for a bit of a laugh for a day or two. now you’ve gone and ruined it. i should think an apology is due. what can we laugh at now.
But then again, Rory Stewart is a highly unusual little man” one told Guido after lunch…
Sounds fair comment, end of.
Stupid Mirror.
“Some areas around here are pretty primitive, people holding up their trousers with bits of twine and that sort of thing.”
Was this a verbal apology perchance? If not, can we see it on your website please otherwise cynical bastards like myself might just conclude that we have to take your word for it. Ta….
Just as I thought – an attempted stitch-up by the lefties.
Perhaps you (Rory) could persuade them (the odious lefties at the Mirror) to donate a decent sum to helping to pay for those things that would make the area less primitive.
Cameron do you mean?
So fucking what ??
I wear my ragged trousers at half mast during the leadership hustings……and look where it’s got me.
If only Yvette had stood for leader
Imagine if Jedward’s names were Peter and Rick
Peri?
Who’s Jedward ?
Labours ‘big idea’, in fact their only idea, now, is class hatred. They are conceptually challenged; broon was to give us his ‘vision’ when he got in power, it never came, he never did, just like the two empty cans and a brick the lying fuck didn’t have one. Idea’s wise they are fucked, all they can do is attack; not really legitimately on policy, but a long term and constant assault using class as their weapon.
It started around the time Mc jobbie got into number 10, and has been going on ever since, recently it was Goldsmith, on C4, they are targeting the ‘toffs’ and hoping by the time of the next election to have built up enough momentum to more or less win on class hatred alone.
Class hatred AND “wacism”..
The two pillars of the continuing Labour fraud
And heterophobia, They hate you if you are straight and proud of it!
Don’t be silly Ape Man – ‘class hatred’ is when you cut the services the poor need.
Brown’s only half decent idea was a new bill of rights, but that never materialised as it would have been about 4,000 pages of illegible, self-contradictory legalese enshrining politically correct racism, sexism and heterophobia into law for all time. So I am glad that it never happened.
We should have a bill of rights and a written constitution. But they needn’t be more than a couple of pages long.
We could use America’s as they are not using it anymore.
We also need to differentiate in law the difference between a free and innocent law abiding man and a convicted criminal serving time. The latter should NOT have the same rights as the former.
I thought that the drawing was Obama at first – now that would be a good use for the string!
What does McGuire use to keep his trousers up, anyway? For that matter why bother – seeing as his arse is constantly in operation?
Still it’d nice if Stewart gets the Mirror to formally apologise. It’d be nice if the Mirror stopped plagiarising, too. Any chance of that?
What would I do if I cannot misquote Tory boys and plagiarise ?
All we have left in Chip on the Shoulder Labour is smearing…
And we have a long history of smearing…
As Guido knows…
PS Long live Robert “Bob Bob Bobbing in the Atlantic” Maxwell (BTW did the Mirror employees ever get their pensions back ??!)
look at Guido quote of the day stupid
Oi ‘mongsworth’ the Mirror won’t write itself you dipshit. Get back to work with all the other monkeys!
And you believe that is an accurate quote, taken in context and reported accurately in the Daily Mirror?
I have some sea-front property in Warwickshire to sell you!
Guido does.You twit.
Oh comrades!
Gorgon’s sheeple-controlling covert-tax measures are being dismantled one by one!
Now it’s Gatso’s.
True, they only caught paid-up sheeple, and the real rogues – poor primitive dears brought up in poverty – escaped.
When will our Beloved Leeda return?
And where have all my effnic skirts gone?
They keep telling us how much we need these cameras for road safety and stopping deaths on the road and then you find out it’s all about job protection, their own,nice to see these highway robbers men having to go down to the job centre,maybe they will hit the real jackpot and strangle the power of ACPO and put it back as to what it should be a union for Chief Constables and the greasy pole climbers..
The ACPO is an unjust obscenity.
‘The question is: who is the best fucking person to beat the arseholes David Cameron and Nick Clegg.
‘On judgment and on campaigning and on strength of character I am fucking well the best person to do that, because I lack in both of those attributes
In his most outspoken assault to date on the brothers – who are widely seen as geeky and unable to connect with the public, Mr Balls said that while the Shadow Foreign Secretary and Shadow Energy Secretary have been touring the country drumming up support, ‘I have spent my time in the House of Commons smashing fucking Michael Gove’s face in on school building cuts, challenging that toe rag George Osborne on this deeply-unfair rise in VAT and getting fucking well rat arsed.”
Sorry Eddy baby being a foulmouthed MP won’t help your cause unless you are just looking for your votes from the chavs who came through the school system in the last 13 years.
But the flaw in that carefully constructed plan is the fact that most of them cannot spell ‘X’
What a nasty cartoon. This casual attitude to violence is corrosive.
A primitive speaks:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/gordon-brown-there-iis-ilife-after-no-10-2035409.html
The last time I saw Gordon Brown, he made me cry.
Why? did he kick you in the twat??
Perhaps the primitives are vegetarians prefer not to have the skin of a dead animal keeping their kecks up,so maybe he’s just a nasty snotty nosed git who was thinking out loud,has he forgotten what happened not long ago when a pi**ed off primitive got upset.
What the fuck has Mick Jagger said now ?
Congratulations R&M, usually your crappy drawings and lack of imagination elicit only a sense of boredom and sometimes moderate anger. BUT this time you made me wanna puke up my breakfast onto my keyboard. This is by far the strongest reaction to your scribbling yet. Also, I feel it looks more like Gordon Frown, due to the Frankensteiny-decomposy qualities……….
re: http://blogs.notw.co.uk/politics/2010/07/brown-plans-his-own-memoirs.html
“His former aides say Mr Brown has been writing at an incredible pace – sometimes pounding out as much as 10,000 words a day.”
The infinite monkey theorem springs to mind…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem
Anthony Trollope only managed 3,000 words a day, but he also had, and conscientiously did, a full-time job so that he could only write bewteen 5.30 am and 8.30 am; he had no computer; and he wrote stuff that other people really wanted to read.
Trollope also distinguishes himself from Brown in that his novels show a deep appreciation of the importance of money.
Gordon is typing ‘I hate bloody everybody” 2,500 times a day-
Some of the greatest literary and musical talents create copious amounts of almost nothing but rubbish most of the time.
They call it writing for the bin. They know that if they restrict themselves to what they write, to try to make sure that they only produce wonderful masterpieces, that they would never write anything and remain creatively blocked.
They write for the bin, letting every idea come out, knowing that an occasional jewel of creative genius will pour out of the rubbish that they produce.
This reduces the stress that setting such a high standard for oneself can create and frees the mind to allow genius to present itself in it’s own good time.
This is NOT what Gordon Brown is doing, I am sure. He will just be writing rubbish. Nothing else.
I’m waiting for Ed Balls to fall under a bus
There’ll be six along in a minute.
Not round here there won’t
Ah! But they do have them in Carlisle.
you wait for one correction on a bus timetable and 5 come along
Fuck Muckguire, fuck the Daily Record, fuck Brown, fuck Mandelson, fuck Balls, fuck Straw, Fuck the Millibands, Fuck Cooper, fuck Harman, fuck the Labour party.
Add James Macintyre and Sunny Hundal to that list.
I think a lot of you are being unnecessarily harsh about Rory.
He always looks to me as if he should be on Blue Peter, making useful things out of twine, used lavatory rolls and sticky-back plastic. That, or rowing the Atlantic naked with a chum like B. Fogle in a craft held together with twine. Or perhaps a sort of adolescent lounge lizard entwined with a nice county girl at the May Ball.
One way or the other, he’s a man who knows his twine.
Two polls in the Sunday papers: YouGov have topline figures of CON 41%, LAB 36%, LDEM 14% – which is still very much within the margin of error of the CON 42%, LAB 35%, LDEM 15% figures that YouGov have been floating around for the last few weeks.
Maybe the bachelor Mr Stewart has trouble undoing said twine ?
but never mind there are lots of sheep !
why is Gordon Brown still being paid by us to write his memoirs and save Africa?
shouldn’t he be doing his day job?
On past experience it might be best if he didn’t.
Looks very painful!!!!
Who are you? And why do you come here? Are you lost?
On a raised stage of a packed town square, a group of angelic-looking children, chosen specifically for their telegenic appearance, are midway through an unashamedly schmaltzy version of the Michael Jackson song We are The World.
The giant backdrop to this brazenly saccharine spectacle consists of two giant blow-up photos of Tony Blair displaying a suitably statesman-like bearing.
And there at the back of the podium is the former Prime Minister himself, arms raised in the air, swaying awkwardly to the music and bestowing a beatific grin on the thousands of Union flag-waving locals who have gathered in the sunshine to pay homage to him.
What an extraordinary contrast to the way the ex-Labour leader and his wife are viewed at home.
Just this week, there were calls for Mr Blair to be hauled back before the Iraq War inquiry to answer yet more devastating charges that he blatantly lied about the threat posed by Saddam Hussein.
The Mail also revealed earlier this week that Cherie took £167,000 of private jet flights from a notorious Albanian businessman facing trial for beating up an investigative journalist who had criticised him.
No wonder, given his problems here in the UK, that Tony is far happier spending his time abroad.
I’m told the couple have jetted off yet again this weekend in a party of 13 which includes three of their four children and at least five police bodyguards, for a lavish holiday in China and South-East Asia.
They do not plan to return before the end of next month. But, then again, the Blairs can certainly afford to indulge themselves thanks to the more than £25 million he is estimated to have earned since leaving Downing Street.
They have even taken to flying in his ‘n hers private jets.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rory_Stewart#Early_life_and_education
Yet another Jock !
who was a member of the labour party and served in the black watch !
brokeback Dave welcomes all Eton bumchums to the Liberal brokeback coalition
The guy he replaced as MP was also a jock one David John MacLean
who also made a famous quote :
“When i see a beggar i always give him something
Usually a piece of my mind !”
Jocks can hardly call others primitive, if it wasnt for the English they would still be sporting skirts
What as? A fucking pull-through?
Rory is right they are primative.
if it were not for the railways arriving in the 1800′s they would have died out from in breeding, 25% of Cumbrians are their own grand-father with in-breeding.
Can not speak english.
think welfare is a job.
I see woderwick stuart was engrossed with lawence of awabia.
engwossed?
If there is a more loathsome pile of shite on this planet than “Toilets McGuire” Then i have yet to step in it !
Charlie Whelan?
Have you got a tissue ?
Gordon Brown: There is life after No 10 – Profiles, People … 26 Jul 2010 … The last time I saw Gordon Brown, he made me cry. It wasn’t just the way he stood, a Heathcliff battered, but not broken, a wounded warrior …
http://www.independent.co.uk/…/gordon-brown-there-iis-ilife-after-no-10-2035409.html
The Indy loves NuLabour so much it makes them cry…….
Should read ‘puke…..’
John Major was once photographed using a safety pin to keep his trousers up.
The downfall of most Tories is the fact they can’t keep their trousers up !
Edwina used her tongue to keep him up.
But the expletives have been fucking well deleted
EXCLUSIVE
It is time to look beyond Ed Miliband to the next leader of the Labour Party and “those in the know” are tipping Chuka Umanna.
Watch this space
Yup Martin, then you would really blow your load. Twat.
Please don’t be unkind to Martin, he likes Little Feat! It is not his fault that he is a сunt.
Down in Streatham he is known as Chucker Upper after an unfortunate experience in the Labour club.
Yeah just what “we” need another lawyer.
Sounds like another example of what happens when you select your candidates according to Islington/Notting Hill criteria then parachute them into distant rural constituencies. Truly I am beginning to think that Cameron will go down in history as the Conservative Leader who blew a once in a generation chance to turn back the forces of socialism.
The Mirror does need to do a bit of fact checking, itself though.
For a start Rory is hardly “an ex-army officer”. He served a year long “suck it and see”, gap year commission with the Black Watch. That’s basically where you get to live in the officers’ mess, watch real soldiers train and go on a few outward bound courses. Gap year “officers” don’t command soldiers, lead them on operations or anything else that would qualify a person to call themselves an “ex-officer” in my book.
Except that Stewart won an open primary to get his nomination.
Mr Stewart did indeed win the open primary at Penrith. The Penrith and Borders Conservatives had in excess of 140 applicants to succeed the expenses disgraced David Maclean. They produced a shortlist of 25 and the final six , which contained no local candidate, for the primary were selected by Conservative Central Office. Rory Stewart was the best candidate on the day but I can assure you he had nothing to beat
Here in London we are a little more sophisticated
I hold my trousers up with Duct tape and bungee cords
If you call it Gaffer tape, it sounds very slightly posher.
Does anyone seriously suggest that there are not people who tie their trousers up with a bit of twine?
After the last government’s persecution of the average indigenous citizen, I am surprised that there are still folk left who can afford to do otherwise.
The sort of people up here who tie up their trousers with twine are usually seen at auctions paying tens of thousands for pedigree livestock or hundreds of thousands for fields that neighbour their own.
If there is anywhere that you shouldn’t judge people by their appearance it is P and the B. Unless, of course, you are a parachuted wannabee country gent jockatory “army officer” who couldn’t get elected in their own country, in which case you are a twat.
The sort of people up here who tie up their trousers with twine are usually seen at auctions paying tens of thousands for pedigree livestock or hundreds of thousands for fields that neighbour their own.
If there is anywhere that you shouldn’t judge people by their appearance it is P and the B. Unless, of course, you are a parachuted wannabee country gent jockatory “army officer” who couldn’t get elected in their own country, in which case you are a pillock.
I hope this is a one off glip. I have high hopes for this guy . . . and wished he were my MP.
Offers on a postcard please.
Yes, the whole world should look to Afghanistan and use it as a model to raise standards in their own country especially Cumbria.
Our Haute Couture fashion is the envy of the world.
Our caves have won awards on Channel 4 Grand designs.
We have Rory Stewart to thank, he pointed out that we are the Flintstones and we mended our ways.
Typical toryboy letting slip what he really thinks about the lower classes. He’ll be happy to take our taxes in the form of his salary and expenses though. Tory shite, always have been always will be.
Q. Why do firemen wear red braces?
A. I don’t know. why do firemen wear red braces?
Q. To stop their trousers falling down.
Rory the Tory needs to rebrand. He should start cycling around Cumbria wearing a straw hat, and chewing a stalk of grass, and apologising for not being a bankrupt.
It’s frankly racist to caricature a black man in such a way.