July 14th, 2010

Ed Balls Campaign Diary*

Think I have got Gordon off the idea of “helping” with the campaign. Told him I would be proud to have him sit behind me in the chamber. It dawned on him that he wouldn’t be sitting on the front bench. Pretty sure we won’t see him in parliament being mocked by the Tories.

Another day, another school. Ellie is really good at finding peeling paint to film in front of, some sixth formers got a bit tricky asking why the schools were falling down after 13 years of a government committed to educashun, edukazion, educayson. Dealt with that by blaming Alistair for not printing more money.

Got back to parliament for another late finance vote, was on the terrace knocking them back with Vernon, Ellie and some of her friends who were being quite saucy when, out of nowhere, Yvette pops up, puts her hand on my shoulder and sayswe have to be going pausing only to coldly look down her nose at Ellie’s long, luscious, exposed legs.

Next thing I know Yvette is pushing me down the terrace steps. Turns out that Tom Watson then took it upon himself to show the girl a good time in Soho after the vote. She looked more hung-over than Sally this morning.

Campaign is going brilliantly, it is almost as if Gove wants me to be the next Labour leader. Some strategic brain he is. Mandelson slagging me off in his book and Cameron at PMQs can only help with the core vote.

Blinking negligible, not looking forward to doing This Week with Andrew Neil tomorrow night.  Will have to get the surgical glue out after last time.

I will be leader. I will be the fourth man.


353 Comments

  1. 1
    Makes Rich and Mark look good says:

    Balls deserves all the mickey taking he can stand (and more), but this still isn’t very funny.

  2. 2
    jdennis_99 says:

    LOL – these diaries really make me howl!

  3. 3
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    I will be the fourth man. Brilliant.

    What happened to the breach in the paywall with Mandy’s excerpts?

  4. 4
    NotaSheep says:

    If it winds Ed Balls up even a tiny bit then these diaries are well worth printing. Anything that gets under the skin of that odious creature is worth doing.

  5. 5
    Blinky is a cunt says:

    I liked the way Cameron works in a piss-take of Balls at every PMQs. Today’s was a good one.

  6. 6

    “it is almost as if Gove wants me to be the next Labour leader.”

    We all want you to be the next labour leader you fucking idiot, you have the ability to fuck the labour party out of existence.

    Right minded people in this country fucking hate you Balls. You’re a c*nt.

  7. 7

    Guardian summarise it overnight pretty well. Have linked to them every day.

  8. 8
    For the lady's says:

    Which one would you hump

  9. 9

    He told one hustings that he was “bullied by right-wing bloggers”. He has had it far too easy as far as Guido is concerned.

  10. 10
    Veritas says:

    Most Constituency Labour Party Votes are now in for the Labour leadership challenge.

    David Miliband has netted most at 73, his brother Ed has 57, Diane has 13, the doe-eyed-one has 10 and poor Ed Balls is trailing with 6.

  11. 11
    Blinky is a cunt says:

    Why can’t we have a Die Ann Abb Ott diary?

  12. 12
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m still prime minister! I am I am I am!

  13. 13
    MI7 says:

    Who’s this ellie you keep referring to guido? what’s her second name so I can google some pics of her and see if she’s as hot as everyone seems to be saying she is.

  14. 14
    Veritas says:

    http://blogs.wsj.com/iainmartin/2010/07/13/ed-balls-says-with-straight-face-i-wasnt-part-of-anti-blair-insurgency/

    The thing that really stands out about Ed Balls is his ‘inate honesty’. I’m sure it’s that that makes him so popular with so few people,

  15. 15
    Bully Boy Balls ( heir to Michael Foot ) says:

    Let me be Liebour leader and I’ll write the longest suicide note in history.

    Vote Balls, get oblivion !!

  16. 16
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Bullied? When you see some of the scum his lot ‘send’ here?

  17. 17
  18. 18
    ERRATA says:

    That’s ‘inane hypocrisy’, not ‘inate honesty’.

  19. 19
    Veritas says:

  20. 20
    Humpin Harder says:

    You of course you little wriggler.

  21. 21
    MI7 says:

    that’s a bit rich coming from the guy who’s continuing a corrupt unwinnable war that’s seeing british soldiers coming home in body bags on an almost dialy basis so our streets can remain flooded with heroin.

  22. 22
    Duh says:

    he is not on this site.Tell him here.

    http://twitter.com/edballsmp

  23. 23
    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    No? I think he just did.

  24. 24
    MI7 says:

    hmm not bad.

    can see why yvette is getting jealous.

  25. 25
    Mandy's best friend says:

    I fancy the one on the right. A bit loose but I love it when they grunt all the time.

  26. 26
    Like a says:

    obituary

  27. 27
    Peter Grimes says:

    ‘Course the only things long and exposed about the non-fragrant Yvette Bollox are her skinny ribs and boyish, unappetising baps!

  28. 28
    Mandy says:

    Have I ever mentioned what a bitch that Yvette is?

  29. 29
    News Desk says:

    here is a new vid from the forces network

  30. 30
    Mustapha ben Effit says:

    I see they’ve installed squat toilets in the shopping centres in Rochdale. It’s like home from home. Now I can have a decent shit whilst I work out my shoplifting strategies.

  31. 31
    Doc Trough says:

    Ellie. Nice arse, shame about the mind/liver.

  32. 32
    ichabod says:

    I will never shake your left hand.

  33. 33
    Historical names says:

    Smelly Gelly

  34. 34
    MI7 says:

    I’ll tolerate her bitchiness if she gives me a blowjob. For some I can’t help but think Yvette is awesome at giving head, a true Queen Of The Blowjobs.

  35. 35
    YAWN says:

    Make us laugh then

  36. 36
    GrimeLord says:

    oh! Its a “she” is it?

    I thought that it was some sort of teenage boy.

  37. 37

    How do you know he doesn’t read these threads?

    In order to ‘tell him here’, i would have to sign up to twitter.

    Fortunately, i have a life.

  38. 38
    Komich the Tiger says:

    Most heterosexual men want
    to smash Balls in the face.
    Don’t know why. It just is.
    As a result he’s very effective combating
    unprepared slightly lazy opponents who get wound up
    and want a fight.
    Oppose him with a clever gay guy.
    Laws if he’s brought back. Can’t think of anyone else.

  39. 39
    Veritas says:

    I wonder what Ed Balls is going to do when one of the Milibands wins the Labour Leadership. I can’t see either of them offering him or his rather shrieky wife a shadow minister’s job.

    Can they survive on the salary of two lowly MPs?

  40. 40
    MI5 says:

    So Ellie and Freak Watson drinking champagne…

    It’s throwing pearls before pigs I say

    They are celebrating wrecking Britain no doubt

    PS If Watson drinks any more alcohol his eyes will literally close…He will become blind like his great Leader…

  41. 41
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Fcuk me sideways with a wanking stick! He talks about being ‘bullied’? I do wish somebody could dig out that Eddie Mair PM interview from about 5 weeks ago. Pure radio gold.

  42. 42
    Gordie Brown runs away from the nurses again says:

    Today, I have mostly been doing jobbies.

  43. 43
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Who is that guy on the right?

  44. 44
    Bob says:

    Make sure Sue keeps your pampers straight…

    She is a Lady now you know…

  45. 45
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Vote for any of them and get Labour oblivion.
    In fact, the only way back for the clowns, is a monumental cock up / betrayal, from Cameron and Clegg.
    While that is entirely possible given their previous assertions and hurried withdrawals. It would take another cast iron fiasco to derail the coalition right now. Even then, outside of the core ZaNu herd, few would contemplate voting for such a gang of wretches.

  46. 46
    Yvette 'Vuvuzela' Cooper Balls says:

    sorted

    he’s going to be a premiership footballer

    so don’t you mock my husband

  47. 47
  48. 48
    Moaty says:

    If them coppers hadna tazered me, I’da goone afta dat Balls fella and dat fookin Brown fella. I fookin hated the booth of them!

  49. 49
    Bob the Builder says:

    They will lean back on the funds of the trade union PROSPECT or Thuggie Whelan’s UNITE…

    Yvette’s daddy Cooper set it up PROSPER..they defend gold plated public sector pensions in particular…

    Unions have masses of their members money to shamelessly throw at worthless Labour PMs…to keep them in beer money…

  50. 50
    Spank Sinatra says:

    They couldn’t survive on the salary of two cabinet ministers (total approx £320,00) without claiming 600 quid between them on food allowances every month and let us not forget their house swaps either. Shameful.

  51. 51
    Wonder why? says:

    Casual statistics.

    Number of people who have died in police custody since 1992: 1102

    Number of people shot and killed by the police since 1992: 32

    Number of policemen prosecuted for these deaths since 1992: 0

  52. 52
    Gordie Brown runs away from the nurses again says:

    You not talky to me like that! I big boy! You show me respect! Or I will do a mad, bad and dangerous jobby in your room! I am the prime man! You call me Mr Prime Man!

  53. 53
    Jack says:

    I seriously doubt if Yvette will put up with the power crazed Testicules for very much longer…

    She think becoming Labour Leader is all about getting drunk on the terrace of the House of Commons in public…

    She shows a little decorum after all (except foe the Daily Telegraph episode !)

  54. 54
    I Loathe Blinky With A Passion says:

    To all those who allegedly bullied Ed Balls when he was at school, I only have one thing to say:

    Well done.

  55. 55
    Rasta Bob your friendly supplier says:

    What a good idea…

    We like people like Brown…completely spaced out…

    I think we should nominate you as the next President of Jamaica

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    I always thought that Balls was a shirt lifter?

  57. 57
    Abu says:

    My arse is ripped.

  58. 58
    Gordie Brown runs away from the nurses again says:

    I’m busy writing the new Queen’s Speech. I have a job to do as PM and I intend to carry it out.

    Ooh, I just came.

  59. 59
    I'd like to shag Shagger Nokes says:

    Any of you see the story in today’s Evening Standard that Shagger Nokes’s toyboy James Dinsdale is to face deselection as a councillor for failing to attend meetings for 6 months? You can’t blame him. He’s had a lot of shagging to do in that time.

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  62. 62
    The Quite Man says:

    You are right Cameron doesn’t get it, like allowing 3 of our lads to be murdered by some Afghan they were supposing to be helping.
    “The commander of British forces in Helmand Province today insisted the murders of three British troops by a rogue Afghan soldier must not affect their mission”
    Like its not the first time this has happened. I bet 100% when all these politicians go on their photo ops in Afghanistan none of the Afghans have any bullets in their guns.
    Leave this sh*^ hole now.

  63. 63
    Ellie /Bevanite says:

    If Ellie did anything wrong I volunteer to slap her arse

  64. 64
    troops out. says:

    this is one from an hour ago. a turk kamikazi .

  65. 65
    Gene Hunt says:

    Why is her face a different colour to her legs?

  66. 66
    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    It’s the unarmed, innocent ones you should be gobbing-off about, not the butch ones you happen to fancy.

  67. 67
    G Brown says:

    Nokia good Apple shit

  68. 68
    Fuck Labour says:

    B Liar started it, Liebore troll. And Mentalist McDoom underfunded the troops, leading DIRECTLY to their deaths.

  69. 69
    hello, reality calling says:

    so NATO forces withdraw immediately without leaving a stable afghan army/police force. bin laden + co re-establishes their jihadi disneyland in helmand within 6 months. what now?

  70. 70
    News Desk says:

    It happened in November.

  71. 71
    4,000,000,000,000 4trillion says:

    .

  72. 72
    Mong Zoo says:

    Plenty more fags in the conservative bench but no clever ones hey?

  73. 73
    Nurse says:

    Have you brushed your teeth, Gordie? It’s almost bed time and we don’t want those naughty bacteria in your mouth now, do we?

  74. 74
    Fuck Labour says:

    Does Ellie like to be spit-roasted?

  75. 75
    pro patrea says:

    Guido – very clever/funny diary. If Private Eye did it, I might read it again

  76. 76
    the tat shat on the mat says:

    Fuck off tat you big girls blouse.

  77. 77

    You can find something to make you laugh here maybe?

  78. 78
    Dr Kelly (may he rest in peace) says:

    So no real change in the leadership of Noo_Lie_Bore judging by the style of the putative next leader then?

  79. 79
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    HTC better!

  80. 80
    AC1 says:

    oOh, mATron!

  81. 81
    Ed Testicles says:

    Yvette’s been on the sauce again.

  82. 82
    Fuck Labour says:

    I have a very simple solution to the ongoing Afghanistan problem.

    Step 1: Withdraw all troops.
    Step 2: Leave the raghead fuckers to kill each other.

    The End.

  83. 83
    NeverRed says:

    You certainly couldn’t fuck her brains out.

  84. 84
    crackhead says:

    I can’t get enough of this video.

  85. 85
    Think of the savings says:

    10/10

  86. 86
    NeverRed says:

    Same with Northern Ireland.

  87. 87
    teabag says:

    Let’s remind ourselves what Gordon and Ed got up to, the filthy bastards.

  88. 88
    News Desk says:

    here is a press release by the ones who are “looking after” the killer of the 3 soldiers yesterday

    http://www.youtube.com/user/Muslim1DefenseForce

  89. 89
    Tanzanite says:

    http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/6141108/balls-clutches-at-straws.thtml

    ‘but, but, I, I ‘

    ‘look John I said that I think Tony Blair was the best PM we had had for 100 years’

    And he even thinks that their time in government was good for the economy.

    Poor deluded soul.

  90. 90
    Fuck Labour says:

    I wonder if Waitrose would ever let her enter. I fucking hope not. That’s where I do my shopping.

  91. 91
    Shudder says:

    I thought I saw a monster but it was a Gok

  92. 92

    Do we have any seats in the Lords left?

    This bloke needs one asap

    Big Issue founder John Bird makes an appeal for David Cameron to “get radical” about benefits, stop funding betting shops and takeaways with welfare money and get recipients to actually do something for our money

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10630643

  93. 93
    Gone Loony says:

    now that made me laugh,insanely

  94. 94
    Tanzanite says:

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/07/14/tony-blair-gordon-brown-was-a-mafia-don-115875-22411565/

    So Tony Blair thought Gordon was a mafia boss, it says so in the Mirror, so it must be true.

    If Gordon was the Mafia boss who was his bagman? Or maybe that’s bagmen?

    Let’s see, Chief Bagman must have been Ed Balls, closely followed by Assistant Chief Bagmen Tom Watson, Damian McBride and Charlie Whelan.

    They make an ‘attractive’ quintet don’t they?

    If only we had a photograph of them altogether to remember them by.

  95. 95
    All in it together says:

    Transport the House of Commons to Helmand.
    Let them lecture the Afghans on democracy close up and personal.

  96. 96
    Fuck Labour says:

    31,000 people have joined the FB Moat group.

    What sick fuckers. They might as well start one for Derrick Bird and Crossbow Cannibal.

  97. 97

    Wait until his diary comes out in print.
    That should be a laugh.

    Monday: Bad day at work… Shitter Paxman kept going on and on about failing standards. What a twat! Standards have never been higher. Every kid gets 7 grade A GCSE’s. Even the ones that don’t attend manage it. Even the illeriterate ones who don’t understand English can do it. Paxo is a knob. I told him to his face..well, I would have but they had to go to a piece about the some steel mill or something. But next time, I’ll tell him all right..

    To cheer myself up I did my practicing meeting the Queen for when I become PM.
    “Hello Ma’am. Yes, I believe you’re right. It was the biggest landslide in history. What’s that? A special crown to wear? For me? You had it made in my honour..? Well that’s very kind..”

    But then Yvette came into my special downstairs room and spoiled it by asking my why I had a lampshade on my head…

  98. 98
    Gordon Brown says:

    I like a bit of Gok.

  99. 99
    pug ugly is as pug ugly does says:

    How many are Geordies I wonder?

  100. 100
    News Desk says:

    It never went away.Its a fundamental religion.its like Canute telling the waves to go back. Forget it get them out.

  101. 101
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Balls gets his own demotivation poster, and its not bad.

  102. 102

    Reportedly every Monday morning, when he turned up at his ministry office, he had to ask the civil servants where his chair had gone?
    No one could explain.
    One week he was so furious at having to order another new chair he told his ministry team that if his chair wasn’t there on Monday he would sack them all.

    Sure enough his chair was there. It was the desk that had vanished.

  103. 103
    how to look good naked and strung up with piano wire says:

    Put the word ‘naked’ in the title with a flouncing nonce to front the programme, and it’s sure to be a runaway success with us Brits.

  104. 104

    Sarah Brown sleeps with the fishy one.

  105. 105
    Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

    She is wearing tights on her face.

  106. 106
    News Desk says:

    Moat update on Moat 4
    Well fuck me social services at fault yet again.They need disbanding.

  107. 107
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    F*** Brown !
    Moat would have made a better Prime Minister than
    McMental. Blair or that ermined toilet trader who has a book out this week
    His book should have been called
    “New Gaybour, the path to sodomy and financial ruin”

  108. 108
  109. 109
    Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

    Hamza’s in Scrapheap Challenge this week. They have to make a crane using a Morris Marina and an idiot.

  110. 110
    Tanzanite says:

    A gangster’s moll then!

  111. 111

    He’s the new Robbin Williams.

  112. 112
    Kilobar says:

    facebook have refused to remove it.

  113. 113
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Doubt it – two vowels and two consonants is the maximum she can muster. An ideal ambassador for the success story that was our education investment 1997 – 2010.

  114. 114
    Tory Bumsqueakers says:

    Is this all inspired by fear of Milliband? If the coalition hits the buffers, as is easily possible given Lib Dem waverings and the public’s reaction when the cuts start to bite, he could prove to be a difficult opponent for Cameron at the dispatch box.

  115. 115
    ... says:

    you need to be looking over the border.

  116. 116
    Spank Sinatra says:

    A fisherman’s friend perchance?

  117. 117
    Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

    She’s barely good enough for the Eurovision Song Contest.

  118. 118
    Veritas says:

    They’ll all be part of that benefit culture from Brown’s broken Britain won’t they?

    Sad indeed that they have been so poorly educated under labour and so conditioned to be reliant upon the state that they choose for a hero, a violent man who murders and maims rather than someone worthwhile.

    Gordon Brown’s moonies aspiring to be a moatie. That says everything about labour doesn’t it?

  119. 119
    Kilobar says:

    Strange watching Martin McGuiness having to condemn rioting in Belfast.

  120. 120
    Kilobar says:

  121. 121
    A message from hell... says:

    Wanna say thanks to yorl fo’ ya tributes, like. It’s good ta know that the british public is right behind a murderin wife beatin druggie psycho!

  122. 122
    News Desk says:

    And why did they kick off? try this.

  123. 123
    Anonymous says:

    Shouldn’t that be the path to sodomy and untold riches?

  124. 124
    concrete pump says:

    It’s called free speech, remember.

  125. 125
    Find the news yourself says:

    So who are the cops working for ? The protestants as usual.

  126. 126
    Apartheid Ulster says:

    Imagine the residents of Wootten Bassett trying to block a protest march by islamic jihadists and the police giving them stick.
    It’ll happen here soon.

  127. 127
    Find the news yourself says:

    helicopter footage.

    http://www.youtube.com/user/glennbun420

  128. 128
    Mr Plum says:

    The only way to pacify them and give them something else to think about is to swamp them with immigrants.

  129. 129
    Call me infidel says:

    “bin laden + co re-establishes their jihadi disneyland in helmand within 6 months. what now?”

    They invented thermobaric weapons for just this scenario. Lets be honest there never will be a stable government in Afghanistan. The sooner we accept this and move on the better.

  130. 130
    Beast Basher says:

    You weird delusional TWAT ! This is a murdering, wife beating individual. Not educated, respectable and responsible like Gordon, Tony, Peter and the rest of their entourage. They have never knowingly damaged anyone! We have all been told that by the BBC and the rest of the MSM!

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    I Expected better things from dave says:

    Tad sad to hear Dave getting it wrong over Moaty.

    Instead of chastising facebook (who only reflect public opinion) Dave should be asking why the public have so little faith in the police.

    When dave got a clip on the ear for smoking pot, the police had no targets to meet. Since New Labour came into power those targets would have made Dave a criminal on the DNA database and a chip on his shoulder against the police.

  133. 133
    Find the news yourself says:

    been tried

    http://tinyurl.com/mvw67o

  134. 134
    from a little place in Spain says:

    moaty’s underworld pals and supporters?

  135. 135
    Kilobar says:

    Robbing MP’s who got off scott free and out of control cops seen as tools of the state.

  136. 136
    anonymous says:

    and the protest is more about the behaviour of the police than any loving for Moat

    Don’t forget it’s taken the CPS 18 months up to now to determine what happens to the police after the death of Ian Tomlinson – thinking of an opt out no doubt

    fuck this police state

  137. 137
    anonymous says:

    agree

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    P. Doff says:

    The Froggies will be over there in droves!

  140. 140
    Anonymous says:

    The police used to go about their business using public consent.

    Something changed under New labour and the police now force the public to consent to their business.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    We’re a sad load of fuckers. Just sit around all day talking Balls.

  142. 142
    grobdj says:

    Don’t be silly, the line you walk takes you to the excusement of extreme violence after mild provocation

    Moaty is not a folk-hero, he didn’t rob the rich to give to the poor, and as for facebook reflecting public opinion, I’m sure there plenty of tributes on there to Osama Bin Laden. Maybe Peter Tobin was just a misunderstood paedophile whose needs weren’t being met

    I hope you don’t have children

  143. 143
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Its got a lovely cover.

  144. 144
    Blinky Balls is looking podgy says:

    Agreed. I notice that since people took the piss out of his stupid “this school that I’m pointing at won’t be built if the BSF programme is cut” videos, he’s stopped doing them.

    Fat Labour dinosaur Ed “Podgeosaurus” Balls reads this site.

  145. 145
    A cold northern rain says:

    Facebook should remove that page.

    31000 Chav’s apparently support Raoul Moat who was a violent bully who came to an appropriately violent end. It’s impossible for any decent person to feel remorse for what has happened to him, given what he did to his own friends and family and to innocent strangers!.

    Sadly, he left a lot of seriously injured, not to mention dead people, behind him. Good people .

    The Real Hero, Blinded David Rathband, is one of them!!!

    Moaty had a pretty quick death. He didn’t suffer much. A pity perhaps! I doubt whether he was a man who could face blindness with any courage !!!

    Apart from the innocent young man he killed, robbing him of the life he should have had , his other innocent victims are having to face life with serious physical injuries and blindness.

    And his ex partners and especially his children are having to come terms with the fact that they were battered and abused by their father.

    The fact that he also dealt in drugs and was part of the underworld of Newcastle is not going to help their or his remaining family members’ self esteem is it?

    Nice man!

    What a blessing that he’s gone!!

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    Why Aye man says:

    we are ruled by murdering druggies mate.

  147. 147
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    I thought we’d finished with reversing progress when we scrapped Concorde, but now we get muzzie-crappers as well – coming soon to this sad country “Back to the Stone Age”.

  148. 148
    Fuck Labour says:

    This isn’t her only talent. Observe the other talents she displays here:

  149. 149
    Why Aye man says:

    fuck off plod

  150. 150
    Lasher says:

    you sound like you seen the light.

  151. 151
    A cold northern rain says:

    You poor labour/brown/balls insurgent.

    You think you’ll taint this blog with your racist comments and make people believe that Guido’s blog supports racism, don ‘t you?

    May I suggest that you go an drown your sorrows in a butt of malmsey on the westminster terrace and when you’ve finished it fall into the Thames!!

  152. 152
    Lasher says:

    your new here!

  153. 153
    Kilobar says:

    The yanks whining about BP getting a Libyan oil deal with cancer Al. Like they never done a dirty oil move,Iraq?

  154. 154
    I'm a fucking psycho says:

    When this monster entered my brain, I will never know, but it is here to stay. How does one cure himself? I can’t stop it, the monster goes on, and hurts me as well as society. Maybe you can stop him. I can’t.

  155. 155
    Southern Softy says:

    Not innit for the money. Honestly.

  156. 156
    Southern Softy says:

    Greasy hair and bad spots (face, t’its legs and above all voice.)

  157. 157
    Kilobar says:

    Why? having an opinion that the present government as well as the previous one is full of thieves,and that means what if I have children? What a low life you are. You are probably a pedo,a government pedo.

  158. 158
    Southern Softy says:

    Alan Carr

  159. 159
    Up Moaty says:

    31,001

  160. 160
    hateful fucker says:

    What now!

    Carpet bomb the fucking lot, all of it…….Fuck em.
    Do Iraq as well.
    In fact fucking bomb the entire fucking middle east.
    Israel included.

    Job fucking done.

    I’m a hateful fucker.

  161. 161
    The Battle lines of Order order says:

    It’s a constant war here between Tory mongs and anti politicians of every ilk, with the occasional foray from a lost socialist looking for a beating.

  162. 162
    siberia says:

    Not plod!!

    Public Opinion . And not that minority 31000 welfare benefit cheats, supporters of failed labour who are currently posting on a twitter site whilst they sip their benefit paid for vodka!!

    The rest of us, taxpayers, workers,pensioners and there is a lot of us! We decent people, who outnumber you chavs, and think more of genuiine hard working, caring people especially one’s like David Rathband!, think Raoul Moat’s death was a blessing!!

    So whilst I would not use your uneducated foul language .

    May I suggest that you and your views about the evil moaty take youself off to the outer reaches of somewhere very cold and freeze your +++++ to h++ll.

  163. 163
    Southern Softy says:

    No cock. Just Balls.

  164. 164
    Up Moaty says:

    You sound like you have a lot of insight,unlike the psycho cop killers.

  165. 165
    Do not feed the mongs says:

    True.

  166. 166
    Twat a twat says:

    a twats twat

  167. 167
    Twat a twat says:

    numbering gone to fuck again,guido must be on a censoring rout.

  168. 168
    In a word says:

    No

  169. 169
    hateful fucker says:

    I liked that bit about tony and gordon being respectable, i thought it was well funny.
    Moat gets respect because it pisses the pigs off, it’s nothing to do with actually liking moat, seems you don’t understand.
    Looks like you’re a twat.

    Incidentally, i’d of liked to have seen that big geordie c’nt take a 9mm right to the face, in fact a full clip would of been better, like the pigs did to menezez.

    I’m a hateful fucker.

  170. 170
    hateful fucker says:

    So fucking what, take some drugs and fucking murder someone, it might make you feel better you whinging c’nt.

    I’m a hateful fucker.

  171. 171
    ready brek says:

    “You are probably a pedo,a government pedo.”

    Yeah, you know, the sort that you pick up everyday for a meat and two veg sannie.

  172. 172
    hateful fucker says:

    Fucking speak for your fucking self.

  173. 173
    tools 'r us says:

    The last three posters……all tools in a right old state.

  174. 174
    anonymous says:

    so, if you are one of the ‘wanted’ in this country you are in a great position. Marc Bolland suffers the ignomony of a £7.5 million pound sign on fee to go with a £7.5 million pay packet for M & S

    I’m sure the poor and the unemployed will be pleased for the cnut

    In what way is he contributing toward sorting out the debt/deficit???

    fucking bastard

  175. 175
    Right Up Moaty says:

    Moaty is dead, get over it you fucking necrophiliac.

  176. 176
  177. 177
    Anonymous says:

    31,001 psychos.

  178. 178
    anonymous says:

    you just don’t get it do you? retard

  179. 179
    Moat Men will avenge says:

    Moaty lives on in the hearts and minds of millions. Pigs are forgotten as soon as the shit die and go straight to Hell.

  180. 180
    anonymous too says:

    Sounds like you haven’t had it for years mate. Go and get yourself laid, and stop worshiping a musclebound knucklehead FFS.

  181. 181
    a village somewhere is missing it's idiot says:

    Fawkes, you must do something about these gay fuckers posting from care homes and secure units.

  182. 182
    Mr Plum says:

    He should stuck to his music career

  183. 183
    Fuck Labour says:

    Where’s Gordon tonight? At another party, with his carers stationed at a discreet distance so as not to draw attention to themselves?

  184. 184

    I had the balls to do it Guido…..why aye ya bugger – ban tazers

  185. 185
    siberia says:

    Let’s face it if our Courageous Police hadn’t tasered you, you would have battered and terrorised more partners and children and killed, maimed or blinded even more innocent people before you died.

  186. 186
    Anonymous says:

    You haven’t even bothered with the “as leaked to Guido” caveat this time!

    Nice work.

  187. 187
    MI7 says:

    ‘reality calling’? is that the same reality peddled by the filthy BBC and all the other journalists/chattering-class-types telling us why our soldiers must ‘stay the course’ and ‘get the job done’ in afghanistan, yet none of them seem to quick to ever pick a rifle up and go on the frontline themselves or send there kids out there?

    I suggest if you want a reality check you research who funded Bin Ladens jihadi disneyland and started Al-Qieda (CIA database) for yourself. Also it might be worth looking into how opium production has risen in proportion to the number of troops we station in afghanistan.

  188. 188
    Bingo says:

    No. He’s surfing the net hoping to spot another sad mong.

  189. 189
    All I can say is. says:

    BOLLOCKS

  190. 190
    Northumbria Police Spokesperson says:

    Relax, everybody! We’ve found him on order order, posting under his job title.

  191. 191
    chuckle chuckle says:

    Guido still doesn’t realise how embarrassing unfunny this is

  192. 192
    Mr Plum says:

    You must be nuts

  193. 193
    M'Learned friends says:

    you will behave

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    siberia says:

    Let’s not forget why he did that. Gordon deliberately underfunded the troops, starved them of equipment, in the hope of forcing the UK’s part of the Iraq War to fail. He didn’t care that men would die because of his actions . He hoped to bring blair down by doing what he did!!

    What a Very Evil Man he was. It says everything thst he he would allow innocent men to be killed for his own vendetta!!!

    And let’s not forget that balls was right there beside him, egging him on

  195. 195
    vote Moat you scrote says:

    33,106 now.

    Most people are paying there respects and putting positive comments, but some deranged nutters are supporting the pigs.

  196. 196
    private eye called again, they were laughing very hard at your copy says:

    yer not wrong

  197. 197
    Elvis says:

    Moaty has left the building, and is now rsident on Uranus. Time for all his looney tune supporters to follow suit and shoot themselves after a good fucking tasering.

  198. 198
    Can't remember he's a whining Belgian nonce says:

    Belgians ??? why would a loser twat like balls need Belgians?
    Likeminded company one can only presume.

  199. 199
    Fuck Labour says:

    Do you specialise in transference, Bingo?

  200. 200

    Bird’s been singing the same song for many years – he’s practically been ostracised by the charridee world in consequence.

    Stop paying deadbeats to have kids they can’t take care off – it’s not fucking brain surgery is it?

  201. 201
    Defacto says:

    Dave, instead of pretending outrage, should be asking why the public no longer trust the police.

  202. 202
    Anonymous says:

    Hmmmm….31,006 sicko fuckos. Probably the average population of a chav geordie town as it happens.

  203. 203
    All I can say is. says:

    Does that make us fruit and nuts?

  204. 204
    siberia says:

    Fear of Miliband ???

    )))snigger)){

    I expect that one of the Miliband Borthers will in the Labour Leadership challenge.

    I suspect that they are going to find it less rewarding than Hague,IDS or Howard did!!!

  205. 205
    trannie for short says:

    Why, do want to make a date?

  206. 206
    couldn't be any worse could it? says:

    she’s going to lose too so why not

  207. 207
  208. 208
    norman stanley fletcher says:

    Before you get too carried away ol fruit, perhaps you’d like to check how many of those Face Book supporters are staying somewhere at her majesty’s pleasure.

  209. 209

    Its coz he’s married to a Mrs_Balls-5taines who doesn’t put up with any nonsense.

  210. 210
    Fuck Labour says:

    Liebore trolls realise they’re going to be out of power for at least 20 years. They know Brown sunk them and he’s the laughing stock of the planet, and they’re terrified of Blinky winning the leadership because he’ll ensure Labour will be in the wilderness for 100 years! Get used to it, Liebore trolls!

  211. 211
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    You are not English! Fucking Jock Cock Jockey. Learn some punctuation, you fucking retarded, cum-swallowing, anal felching twat!

  212. 212
    ooh arrr says:

    fuck off nell you yokel twat

  213. 213
    2 short Planks says:

    I thought you were on about T rex

  214. 214

    You could do what MacNamarra once suggested as the only way to win in Vietnam. You get all the friendlies, get them onto ships. Carriers, liners, fishing boats, rafts – whatever. Every ship of the line. The you bomb the country absolutely flat. B52 every square inch. Kill every living thing.

    Then you sink the ships.

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    Boo Hoo Guido we can't handle all these smart guys coming on and messing our wanking up says:

    sez the mong wanker in rampton

  216. 216
    Can't remember he's a whiny Belgain nonce says:

    they sound Belgian
    like you

  217. 217
    Mr Plum says:

    Only in the botanical sense

  218. 218
    Fuckoff back to gadgets site if you can't take it. says:

    There’ thick geordie’s and then there’s thick geordie cops.

  219. 219
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Fuck Balls – and Ellie come to that. Look at these Czech women, one of whom is a politician:

  220. 220
    simon cowells beard says:

    We’re only here for the entertainment, and sadly you’re not it.

  221. 221
    Get a life saddo says:

    chump with a hump and a pump.

  222. 222
    Questions to the Prime Minister. No 1 says:

    Dave should be asking himself why the public no longer trust the police, the CPS, the CJS, the CofE, the House of Lords, the FA, royalty, lawyers, bankers, accountants, the MSM, quangos, corporate big business, and above all, lying, thieving, robbing, EU cocksucking, Bilderberg attending NWO politicians.

  223. 223
    Anonymous says:

    KK-KRAAAAWWKK!!! (fluff) (squirt) SKWEETLE! (high-five)

  224. 224

    I think Dave already knows.

    I hope facebook tell him to go piss up a rope.

  225. 225
    Fuck Labour says:

    But how can any of them compete with this stunner?

    http://tinyurl.com/2a33oh7

  226. 226
    Another late night sitting in the terrace bar says:

    Thank Christ our politicians have a sense of decorum and gravitas.

  227. 227
    I'm all the entertainment you need says:

  228. 228
    moaty mongs are minging moaners says:

    “sez the mong wanker in rampton”

    Thanks for fessing up, we’re on our way with the medication……now bend over.

  229. 229
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Thanks Lasher, appreciated.

    Unlike that retarded, self-fellating, Jock cock jockey below, masquerading as ‘Can’t remember he’s a whiny Belgain nonce’, who in typical compulsive obsessive manner wants to unload his sexual guilt on someone whose views he does not understand.

  230. 230
    Can't remember he's a whiny Belgain nonce says:

    We all know you’re not English nonce, you’re a Belgain ped0 who was caught on this blog saying you wanted to touch a kid.

  231. 231
    The rise of the megaloons says:

    psychos are in the ascendancy

  232. 232
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Wow! I would leave home for that, if I were stupid enough to live with her. It is GROSS!

  233. 233
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    SKK-KREEEEERR!!! (tappity-tap) (send) OOZETHEDADDY!

  234. 234
    yachtwatch says:

    a bit indiscreet Mr Osborne
    you’re supposed to get them on a yacht first

  235. 235
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    In that case, the Son of God (allegedly) was crucified, and died, in vain.

  236. 236
    ichabod says:

    Then you start on P*k*st*n.

  237. 237
    you fuck labour mingers says:

    Now we know how you got your moniker you sick fuck.

  238. 238
    Overheard in many an MP's second,third or fourth home tonight says:

    Make sure you wash all that blood off your hands, dear!
    Wouldn’t want to spoil our fun now, would we?

  239. 239
    I'm all the entertainment you need says:

  240. 240
    Judas Iscariot MP says:

    Just another sad fucker without a commons pass to the best watering hole in London.

  241. 241
    Mr Plum says:

    Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey… Doesn’t try it on.
    Billy Connolly

  242. 242
  243. 243
    streamfisher says:

    Not the CPS surely? (Iknow, Iknow).

  244. 244
    And So says:

    Look who’s calling everyone brown balls you racist

  245. 245
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    You are the p4edo, you Jock Cock Jock!

  246. 246
    Wavy Davy is fine then says:

  247. 247
    But on the third day says:

  248. 248
    War begins at home says:

    1st strike, Bradford.

  249. 249
    Truism says:

    You can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs.

  250. 250
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Ah! but I have a view of the mountains here. What have you got? The fucking Millenium wheel!!!!

    And I pay my way, unsubsidised.

    Now, what was that about “sad fuckers”?

  251. 251
    Ban chavs says:

    This is funnier.

    I support the coppers.

  252. 252
    Fuck Labour says:

    You must be so proud…

  253. 253
    Dave Finger 2 says:

    They have

  254. 254
    Oh aye says:

    The next Moaty maybe a kamikaze bomber

  255. 255
    michael foot says:

    brown, mcbride, tom watson, whelan, bob ainsworth, balls, raoul moat.

    All labour people of the same ilk aren’t they?!

  256. 256
    Theres an app 4 that says:

    Mobile phones may get smuggled in,but I don’t know anyone that can get an iphone up their arse.

  257. 257
    BP's newest technological answer says:

  258. 258
    Belgian moniker twonk admits he is a nonce says:

    “Can’t remember my moniker says:
    July 7, 2010 at 11:21 pm

    There is only one kid who ever lived that I would loved to have got my hands, on in their early life”

  259. 259
    My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

    six pack? six pack? thats a feckin hogshead!

  260. 260
    Kilobar says:

    Fucking hell some of the Lockerbie lot are calling for England to be attacked.

  261. 261
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Not English! Yoiu Jock twat.

  262. 262
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off tat you four eyed bender.

  263. 263
    You must be so proud... says:

    Mr Cameron who has put a modernising agenda at the centre of his Party, clearly enjoys the comparisons that have been made between him and Labour’s most successful modern-day Prime Minister.

    At a dinner with newspaper executives on the eve of his address, he took the comparison a step further. “I am the heir to Blair,” he said. If his hosts were in any doubt about what they had heard, Mr Cameron repeated the mantra. He also said that a Cameron Tory Government would not reverse all of the Blairite reforms in the public services.

    George Osborne, the Shadow Chancellor and fellow member of the so-called Notting Hill set of young modernising Tories, was also at the dinner table. Mr Osborne, defending the heir to Blair boast, said: “We have nothing to be ashamed of in saying it.”

    the Editor of The Daily Telegraph, which has yet to declare for any of the five candidates, was not so sure. “David,” he said. “I would not repeat that outside this room.”

  264. 264
    norman stanley fletcher says:

    Although that hasn’t stopped you trying obviously.

  265. 265
    You must be so proud... says:

  266. 266
    Judas Iscariot MP says:

    Those, that like Jesus, had to reassure themselves that they were “living the dream”, as opposed to those that live out their dream in this life, off the backs of others. Those sorts of sad fuckers.
    Now , who’s round is it, and who’s expense account shall we stick this one on?

  267. 267
    AC1 says:

    Oooh, matron!

  268. 268
    Tee-hee! says:

    Liebore trolls are out in force. Being in opposition must be such a bitch.

  269. 269
    Cameron for Censorship says:

  270. 270

    Yes, I once – (just for a joke you understand) – told Guido I would meet up with him at a new pub – and just to ask his wife “how far is the Old Cock Inn” and he was surprised when she slapped him in the face!

    PS Prison does work – for Guido’s type

  271. 271
    My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

    May every day in hell be thirsty and may someone point out your stupidity on the hour every hour til infinity………..TWAT

  272. 272
    Tanzanite says:

    Where is Brown?

    And where is Sarah?

  273. 273
    Peter Grimes says:

    I gave the skanky, lying bitch the benefit of the doubt. Besides, even trans people prefer to be addressed as a female.

  274. 274
    thick as Moat thieves says:

  275. 275
    you thick cuпt says:

    sadly, they’re not mountains you are seeing mr moniker, but the half eaten toblerone you left on the table by your hospital bed.

  276. 276
    Tee-hee! says:

    But I thought Gordon and his “wife” were going to go into charity if he lost the election? He wasn’t lying to GMTV viewers, was he? Not Gordon Brown, the son of a manse?

  277. 277
    Can't remember he's a whining Belgian nonce says:

    you’re Not English! you are Belgian! we know that you nonce

  278. 278
    Anonymous says:

    The opposition are those that don’t vote for any of the corrupt tri-partite overseers.
    You are the bitch. Bending over to take it up the arse, while urging the buggers on.

  279. 279
    My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

    Why Bradford? is it cos they is racist? ……..innit!

  280. 280
    Can't remember he's a Belgian nonce says:

  281. 281
    Labour don't like free speech says:

  282. 282
    Obama says:

    Fuck Cameron Facebook is US company and we don’t like the UK government that gave our prisoner to Libya

  283. 283
    Tee-Hee says:

    Not together. He’s in Killcuddies, and she’s getting carpet burns in Kent.

  284. 284
    David Laws says:

    Where am I?

  285. 285
    Planet Gong says:

    Where are you?

  286. 286
    E.T. says:

    While your Mum is taking it up the shitter at a well known dogging spot two miles away, when you thought she was getting a take away.

  287. 287
    Tee-Hee says:

    Hello Mr Bradshaw. What are you doing on this blog?

  288. 288
    E.T. says:

    Keeping you occupied while the Millibands roast your Mum.

  289. 289
    cottage industry says:

    Who are you doing?

  290. 290
    ha da ha de he says:

    Spit roast I hope.

  291. 291
    I'm a fucking psycho says:

    Na this is way funnier

  292. 292
    Like the cops and honorable members says:

    actually we just pay a bent screw,they love a bit of charly

  293. 293
    Have i got news for you says:

    No politician likes free speech. That’s not the way a modern democracy works.

  294. 294
    Obama says:

    I’ve got myself a new puppy dog to order about and he’s coming to visit me soon.

  295. 295
    Would Jesus have sympathy Dave? says:

    Raoul Moat asked for psychiatric help a year ago from Newcastle Social Services, harrassed by Police at his work, taped meeting with social services nd put up CCTV at his home to record Police visits.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1294734/Raoul-Moat-tapes-Ive-got-problems-police-theyre–I-stress-world-shoulders.html?ITO=1708&referrer=yahoo

  296. 296
    it was the right thing to do says:

    he was a concentration camp kapo

  297. 297
    Obama says:

    Light weight

  298. 298
    that's entertainment says:

  299. 299
    Whack em says:

    it’s oligarchy.They have prove they are the mob.

  300. 300
    The internet says no Dave says:

    Impotent Davy Wavy Cameron has been slapped down and told to shut his fucking mouth by Facebook lol

  301. 301
    get some new software says:

    “You are posting too quickly slow down”
    Fuck me it’s a computer it’s supposed to be quick.

  302. 302
    Stephen Twigg says:

    Oooh, you makin me jealous, E.T!

  303. 303
    that's entertainment says:

  304. 304
    This one is truly instant karma says:

  305. 305
    Max Miller says:

    Bill Quango’s fly on the wall observations really are are a hoot.
    He’s right up there with Ed Balls’s campaign diary for a rich source of wit, surpassed only by the gods that are Rich and Mark.

  306. 306
    Anti cameron free speech says:

    Cameron = Blair 2.0

  307. 307
    butters says:

    the conservatives are all NAMBLA members

  308. 308
    The Prime Minister says:

    I cannot understand any wave, however small, of public sympathy for a callous killer responsible for multiple deaths.
    Now. i take out an onion, and weep crocodile tears for British service personnel

  309. 309
    Budget Nerd says:

    Perhaps.
    But the new LG GT540 Optimus does the job, comes in just behind the HTC Desire on Processor / Memory / 3D benchmarks AND it’s several hundred pounds cheaper.

  310. 310
    Clegg get your sandels on theres trouble at mill says:

    How Iliberal of him.

  311. 311
    I Heart Lay Bore says:

    What’s Tony B Liar spending his $20m on this week? Is it more therapy for his daughter who threatened to do herself in? I wonder why that nice Mr B Liar asked for a press blackout on that. I thought he liked free speech, just like when he didn’t mind what Dr Kelly had to say.

  312. 312
    Gordon Brown says:

    I have sympathy for Mr Moet, which is why I’m taking the time to personally handwrite a letter to his family and the families of his victims. I did everything I could to get Mr Meaot help but it was Sue’s fault.

  313. 313
    Where's Brown Day 982 says:

    Hi President Obama. What did you think when Mr Brown had his people arrange a photo-op in the kitchen of the UN?

  314. 314
    "Pairing" for partnership says:

    He’s not spending any of his own money. That nice Mr Cameron is funding his personal security, just as the next Prime Minister will ensure the present incumbent’s retirement.
    Continuity, old bean! It ‘s what marks us out.

  315. 315
    Davey Scrambled Brains Wavey Cameron PM says:

    Now I put it to the British public that you must support our baby and women killing troops in Afghanistan 110% but I cannot understand any wave of sympathy for Raoul Moat.

  316. 316
    Sarah "I can see an oily slick from here" Palin says:

    How’s that hopey, changy, three months to live thingy going for you, Mr Abdul Bassett Al Megrahi.

  317. 317
    I Heart Lay Bore says:

    Why did that nice Mr B Liar want to keep his earnings from Iraqi oil secret?

  318. 318
    Spielberg says:

    I love that title. The Rise of The Megaloons. that’s going to be my next film.

  319. 319
    Mong Zoo says:

    a cold northern rain. What the fuck .a shower of shite.

  320. 320
    My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

    When will this bollocks ever stop,If a bunch of wankers want to march by just to remind you the might of britain beat you at the battle of the boyne three centuries plus ago,let them!….fuck them….it certainly wont improve the weather!
    Rising to this bait every time paints yourselves as silly and as violent as the orange order, let them march,what did it change?the battle of the boyne I mean,The natives remain loyal to Rome,many starved rather than take the soup.The planted remain loyal to the secular head of the established church.All empires have planted lickarses in hostile territory, the most notable being the USSR,the balkans war proved that,huge numbers of kosovans,croats,serbs bosnians were relocated as were belorussians and chechnyens swapped to destroy nationality. That was not successful either as when the soviet oppression was lifted,hell literally broke loose.The native had always resented the planted and waited for the first opportnity to level the game of social engineering.You are You nobody will ever change that.Tell the triumphalists to march on every road on the island of Ireland,it will not change anything…………………Maigheo Abu

  321. 321
    watch Dumbo posts on Fawkes says:

    they are more educated than you.They know the cops and the government are a bunch of corrupt killers.

  322. 322
    I Heart Lay Bore says:

    I wonder why Mr Brown was arrested on Wimbledon Common in 1983.

  323. 323
    The Jury says:

    here is the decider .Manslaughter, and that’s being kind.

  324. 324
    You're either a player or a puck says:

    To avoid you wetting yourself with jealosy.

  325. 325
    PC Filth says:

    Didn’t he pay you for that blow job?
    What a shyster.

  326. 326
    I Heart Lay Bore says:

    ” jealosy”

    Tut tut. See what Labour’s Education Education Education has done.

  327. 327
    PC Filth says:

    That’s what dinner, a drink and a smoke does. Nothing to do with education.
    Ever fancied becoming a traffic warden? Somehow, i think you’re perfect material.

  328. 328
    rabid Joo says:

    I hope so my demons will rape you and your wife every day

  329. 329
    There is no heaven says:

    by the way,your not BBC by chance,who should be reporting this,censoring like Dave

  330. 330
    God says:

    God hates you

  331. 331
    Ireland 4 The Irish.Up the IRA says:

    When they all fuck off back across the sea to England and Ulster is EIRE. They are marching about like the fucking Klu Klux Klan.

  332. 332
    Moaty says:

    35,000 now

  333. 333
    BarMaidsays says:

    Will she be on VisionOn? would spice up the show a bit.

  334. 334
    Finbar says:

    well this has been a lively one,all that’s missing is nell.

  335. 335
    BarMaidsays says:

    Good Lord, never seen Gordo so animated.

  336. 336
    BarMaidsays says:

    Probably a rival drug gang, and not approved by McGuiness

  337. 337
    BarMaidsays says:

    The Rise of the Megaloons sounds like a heartlifting musical. Will it have Cheryl as the downtrodden wife who fights for the right to follow her heart and love again some callow youth

  338. 338
    Christy says:

    Whilst I cannot support the murderous actions of Raoul Moat,which in my view were barbaric to say the least,it does beg the question as to why this scenario developed in the first place listening to the ITV tapes of what he was saying shows a man who was seriously disturbed as to what he percieved to be happening to him at the hands of the police.
    It is a bit of a surprise to me that Cameron goes on about this at PMQ on the basis of he is an out and out crimminal,surely we should be asking why do we have a system where the authorities are advised that this man is a danger to his former partner and apparently nothing is done.
    The people who then suffered tragically from this failure are correct to feel that the system let them down.
    At the end of the day however the investigations findings are reported Cameron should note that confidence in the police and their actions is seriously under reveiw by the general public.

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    Christy says:

    McDoom was the biggest failure that this country has ever seen,we have in the past seen some abject failures in governing this land,but this guy takes the biscuit,not content with selling off gold at knock down prices he then goes onto wrecking the best pension service in the world and then he decides that knocking off the 10% tax band which hits the lowest earners in the land is a good idea to score political points against the Cons.
    The man is a political liability of the highest order and should be consigned to the dustbin of political history as an abject failure of brittish politics as we know it.

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    Emergency Budgie says:

    tat is a sweatie. every1 knows dat

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    Common Purpose says:

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    Ben Dover says:

    Could not agree more Sinatra and she will breed several more morons copy of herself all supported by the taxpayer. Time all this ended stop their money just give then food coupons for Tesco value.

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    Can't remember he's a whining Belgian nonce says:

    and I ain’t tat so thanks for proving my point you pathetic dribble of piss

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    Can't remember he's a whining Belgian nonce says:

    Awwww the poor widdle baby wants guido to help him again
    “PWEEASE GUIDO SAAAVE MEE! SAAVE MEE! dewete the nasty poster”

    Get some fucking self respect for once in you life you sniveling Belgian worm

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    Piss off loser says:

    fuck off you retarded dog spunker

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Fuck off spastic.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    He’s NOT English! He’s a cock jock from jockland.

  348. 348
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    The complete and utter spastic who posted this YouTube above is a cock jockey from Jockland

  349. 349
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    OK! You fucking retard! Start pulling the mountains down then. You will be about as successful as your hemorrhoidal lover, that alternative Jesus-from-hell, McFuckingSpascticBroon.

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    Can't remember he's a whiny Belgain nonce says:

    We all know you’re not English, you’re a Belgain ped0

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    Can't remember he's a whiny Belgain nonce says:

    You’re BELGIAN you whiny nonce twat.

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    I love to see humour in politics !!!

  353. 353

    Interesting that when the driver asks for the camera to be turned off, the copper says “no, he’s in a public place”..

    Makes a change, doesn’t it?

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