Balls Website Goes Live
Ed Balls has finally got his website up and running. It’s a bit of a mess to be honest and Guido had to laugh at the Coronation Street “man of the people” look and feel:
How many people from the real-world depicted by Corrie went to elite public schools, Oxford and on to Harvard, flip multiple taxpayer funded properties on top of their his ‘n her’s income of nearly a third million per year? Although he admits to being a public school boy, the biography on the site is still rather scarce. Let Guido fill in a few blanks:
Now you know…
Ed Balls is my idol
Ed Balls is pure evil.
Balls isn’t going to win David Miliband is.
Sorry to spoil months of tedium.
I’m running a course for learning to play the vuvuzela,only 20 quid a session to guido readers
http://www.vuvuzela.com
Stick it up your arse and play us a tune.
Don’t encourage them, for God’s sake….
Sounds like sour grapes, Guido – just because you didn’t go to university, there’s no need to knock Balls for his getting into Oxford and Harvard.
Hate him because he’s a bully, not because he’s clever.
Going to uni does not necessarily make you clever, especially in Balls’ case.
Going to Oxford does, you Tab.
I didn’t go to university and look where I am now!
Harvard-Clever.It’s a fucking joke at Yale
I think Ed Miliband will actually.
I see that Asda will create 15,000 apprenticeships for 16-24 year olds in next 3 years. Has everything been devalued in the last 13 years?
Well, those shelves won’t stack themselves….
Labour are interlectals.
Naah. not got der branes.
Thank you. Already waiting moderation on balls site
OH TITS
at least the site has a comments section – true at the moment it contains more sycophancy than a Chris Evans sidekick, but that can change, can’t it…..
Eddy wants us to “Fight for Fairness” too, why not lead by example Ed and pay back all the money gained from flipping homes?
I’m going to grass everyone up and cop a plea bargain
Fight for Fairies?
Blinky has been too near to the Prince of Shirt-Lifters for too long, or has the missus put him up to it?
I love Balls.
I prefer licking your balls!
Mandelson will be obsessed with this site
I do not lick my master’s balls…OK?
I hope Edward Balls ends up leading the Labour Party…he’ll be a vote winner just like I was!
We could have a whip round and buy Balls a donkey jacket.
Do I hum
Edward already has a huge Donkey’s cock protruding from his forehead and in my opinion it compliments Balls quite well! A Donkey jacket would be overkill! However, that Wehrmacht jacket he wore during his public school days ought to be worn again by him! It’ll be a vote winner…like I was!
Good to see you here John, apologies for outliving you!
I don’t like this tendency to attack people for going to public school. Just because someone was privately educated, it doesn’t mean they can’t have socialist principles or care about the lowest in society. Ed Balls is an utter prick but attack him for being a prick not for the decisions his parents made to send him to a posh school. Also he’s lower middle class and his parents were only able to pay for him to attend an elite school through tremendous sacrifice.
And what was that patronising northern accent about, that’s fucking elitist.
Eric Pickles did the voice over. Certainly Guido’s irish boyo accent seems to have changed, doesn’t it?
and they don’t take the piss of the secondary school types.get used to it.
Ok then – you said it – he’s an utter prick!
since when does having a noted academic for a father make you lower middle class?
Secret recording of Diane Abbott’s campaign HQ:
Mange of the people, more like.
Not my fault. Try hard to stay clear of him.
He is just a Ballsy guy, you know a wild and crazy irrelevence to all but himsef. Why are we talking about him at all??
Because Balls is always a good draw. Many of the posters on this site save their best abuse for the c*nt.
Balls provides a mixture of hatred and hilarity, especially with that fucking stupid name.
Which is nice.
I’m basically a decent guy.
Why couldn’t Duncan Smith have had the same fire he showed here when he was leader?
Just looking at that fat knacker balls makes me puke.
He is such a tit and just wont stop spouting crap
Hey Guido,
have you considered getting psychiatric help to deal with your ‘Gordon is mad’ delusions. It seems to me that you are suffering from advanced schizophrenia.
Shut up Gollum!!!!! Guido, igonore what I wrote above…Gordon has nicked me pills again!
what a twat
Fuck you Anonymous, you piece of left wing shit!
Brown isn’t mad. He’s sane. That makes it even worse.
Advanced schizophrenia? Knew Guido would be good at something.
He’s even using the website to ask people to donate money to his campaign for the leadership. Talk about brass-necked!
He’s a member of UNITE, who laundered all those government £millions so why can’t they pay for his campaign.?
Don’t be howwible. Unite won’t give me money.
Please donate. I was bullied at school. You should feel vewy sowwy fow me.
another tequila sunrise darling and bring me a double Jack Daniels.
Talking of Unite, where’s that slob Whelan these days ?
On holiday?
I’ve told you before – he’s helping Brown make up his memoirs.
Sorry Charlie, no Jack Daniels. Will a Jack Dromey do?
Hi I’m Derek and I get paid about 100k a year for shouting my mouth off and pretending I’m not hurting British industry
Is that shit Corrie still running?
Well…..staggering, and in no particular direction….
I tuned into east enders for the first time in about 7 years the other night and it was like middle east enders
Typical bbc.
Racism, alive and well on GF.
Prisoners get tortured in UK jails but you wouldn’t help them so fuck off slag
haha!!!
The proportion of “immigrant ethnics “- ie black & brown, presenters on BBC is out of all proportion to number of such people in Britain.
I think the website looks good. Its better than the other campaign sites…but you and I might have different tastes… as I think your site looks like a blind man designed it!
Fuck off
Well, I had to do something to fill the time when the ministerial career ended.
Not shagging any hot birds these days, Dave?
Hayward removed
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/20100618/bs_ynews/ynews_bs2709_2
About bloody time the rest of the BP board came out from under the table. Poor Hayward has been shouldering the PR and technical burden single-handedly since the start. He deserves a knighthood for the way he’s maintained dignity under extreme fire.
Rather disappointed the tranny doesn’t feature, couple of blondes, gazing adoringly as he sloshes down a quart of pink gin. And the other couple of people in food related places. Balls is the new Prescott, twat.
Labour are fighting back now
Labour secured overall control of Hastings Borough in East Sussex, gaining a seat from Tories in a night of council by-election shocks.
The party also come from nowhere to win from Liberal Democrats at East Lindsey District, Lincolnshire, but there was a triumph for the Conservatives when they took an independent seat at Northamptonshire’s Wellingborough Borough.
At Hastings, Labour’s Michael Wincott won an Ore ward seat on a 12.9% swing since the 2008 main polls, giving his party a majority of two on the authority.
The contest had been postponed, after a candidate’s death, from May 6 when Labour had gained control by a single seat with the one vacancy.
Tory Andrew Atkinson won at Earls Barton, Wellingborough, on a net 15.1% shift from 2007. Last month’s General Election also saw a double digit movement in the town’s parliamentary constituency.
At East Lindsey, Labour’s Philip Sturman won the North Holme seat which his party failed to fight last time with Lib Dems dropping from a good first to fourth place.
Hastings is the chav capital, against pretty strong competition, of the South coast.
All the District Councils and the County Council in Northamptonshire went to labour in the late 1990′s early 2000′s.
Northamptonshire’s is predominantly Tory now and you are ”alas’ reduced to talking about odd seats here and there.
Anyone from Wales know if Hawkwind are doing a free one. mate of mine just got here said he could hear the Space Ritual blasting all over the Horseshoe pass but couldn’t see were it was coming from
Foul racket it is too, boyo. Can’t hear meself bleat.
When they string Gordon up I hope they reserve a spot for Balls to hang by him- preferably so that his tongue is up Gordon’s arse (in death as in life)
Feck Off Ed!!
Is Vic there?
Love the Algerian kit colour!
Yup… but England looked even greener as the game burst into boredom.
Is there a match on Guido?
It’s a bit quiet!
That James David is a clown, but I’ll go to sleep on the bench.
Where is Gordon, I need reassurance?
Kabylie here I come!
Not an entertaining one, no.
And there was me thinking he was a down-to-earth working class man of the people, it’s hardly news is it? Don’t forget that ‘Politician’ is just a compressed synonym for devious, greedy, narcissistic, talentless, tosser.
+++Laugh+++
A labour person being down-to-earth and working class??!!
Where have you been the last 13 years??
First of all labour’s heirarchy is all about privelege. You only have to look at gordon, bliar, balls, mandy, darling, harpy harriett and on and on …. priveleged backgrounds, troughed lifestyles, every one.
Then look at labour supporters – benefit cheats, consultants to government telling highly paid civil servants how to do their job when they should surely be well enough educated to know that for themslves, non jobs in local government, middle managers doing nothing earning £40k plus in the nhs.
Where are the true working classes, you and I, in all of this??
In shit street without a shovel.
Balls for Reichs Chancellor!!!!
Oh Dear! A draw!!
Did gordon come out of hiding to wish the England team good luck perchance?!
He didn’t send a handwritten note to fabio did he?? I bet he did!!
Fabio hardly speaks any English… less likely to be able to read it!
the curse of cameron strikes again
Is this legal
So you sign up electronically, but there is no way of taking your name off their list electronically?
Technically no, as the address is incorrect. Apparently the staff of the former Minister of Education blah blah can’t even spell their own address correctly.
It should have two L’s, like Milliband.
Doh!
Thankfully I do not know this man
As you’d expect, they’ve managed to make a balls up (geddit?) of the contact address on the website: Elliot House, Alington Street, Victoria, London, SW1E 5EB. It’s ALLINGTON Ed.
Blinkybollox is the best man we’ve got…
EDBALLS4LABOUR.ORG WHOIS
Updated: 1 minute ago
Registrant Contact Information:
Name: Chris Leslie
Organization: Chris Leslie
Address 1: 26 Sullivan Road
City: London
Zip: SE114UH
Country: GB
Phone: +44.7960512920
Email: Email Masking Image@hotmail.com
Administrative Contact Information:
Name: Chris Leslie
Organization: Chris Leslie
Address 1: 26 Sullivan Road
City: London
Zip: SE114UH
Country: GB
Phone: +44.7960512920
Email: Email Masking Image@hotmail.com
Technical Contact Information:
Name: Thomas Gooday
Organization: CEMP
Address 1: Fern Barrow,
Address 2: Talbot Campus
City: Poole
State: Dorset
Zip: bh125bb
Country: GB
Phone: +44.1202966676
Fax: +44.1202966676
Email: Email Masking Image@bournemouth.ac.uk
Email masking reveals:
charlottemholloway@hotmail.com
Same person as:
http://www.nlgn.org.uk/public/2008/charlotte-holloway/
??
brilliant but why didn’t we see this on the BBC?
Balls went to Eton! Posh twat
You also have to write a snail mail letter to be taken off the e-mailing list. Not sure that is fully compliant with spam regs.
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