We’re All In It Together
Guido has been chewing over the numbers. Given that a lowly CCHQ researcher or press officer would have been lucky to be on around £35,000, the jump to government for the lower rungs of the SpAd list has come with an extremely handsome pay-rise. Nearly 100% rise for those now touching £60-70k.
Though Coulson & Co. at the top have in some cases taken a pay cut, the coalition has brought some serious pay rises for others. Take the MPs in the Cabinet for example, they have had a 107% rise from their standard MPs salary. Backbenchers who are now Junior Ministers have had a 50% rise, even after Dave decreed that they would all have a 5% pay cut. All sharing the pain.
Cameron pre-power promised a cut down on SpAds. The New Dawn of Politics has managed to reduce the number from 78 to 68. There are still vacancies yet to be filled though. In this age of austerity some SpAds will be glancing over the list shocked that their rivals in other departments managed to negotiate more. Meanwhile the voting taxpayers will be looking at the whole get up with utter scorn.
Just shows there’s money in being a useless Tory koont.
Main beneficiaries are the Lib Dems who thought that a Minister’s annual salary was £21-12-6d and as for special advisors well, they’d never heard the term, they didn’t exist the last time any of them ever walked into a ministry.
And step up nick hillman, conservative candidate (failed) for Cambridge, now SpAd for Science.
Has never worked in Science in his life.
65K a year to advise on something he knows nothing about
http://nickhillman.co.uk/about-me/
He’ll be the ginger put in charge of climate change then.
You have to admire Dave’s kamikaze attitude.
Not content with the cuts and tax rises that will make his Government hugely unpopular Dave thinks another 5 years of pointless deaths supporting a corrupt regime in Afghanistan will be the icing on the cake for the public.
And stop wasting lives and dosh in ArfGornIniitStan
And string up the imbeciles who allowed the situation to develop and the naughty boys into the UK!
Not another Beaker hanging around the cabinet table. FFS.
Where’s Professor Bunsen?
I doubt he’s the only one SpAding on something he knows nothing about
What exactly was the point of him standing in the election if he now controls the ear and budget of the Science minister without being elected? Fuck me, I give up with this democracy lark
Democracy is oligarchy.friends of the gang are now getting their rewards
Do what i do. Get yourself on benefits and milk the system for as much as you can. just like those cun’ts.
Only mugs work to be taxed to the hilt.
shameless has got it right.Governments always bow to general strikes,.and everyone not working is a general strike.
At some point, the shit is going to hit the fan and think how cheated you’d feel knowing that all you’d paid in had been pissed up the wall.
Get some out, while you still can.
I stand before you today.
First I lift my left arm and point in that direction.
And then I lift my right arm and point in that direction
And I can move both arms together.
What more need I say – except to say that I will – more than anything – say what can only be said.
But I tell all the people of the US of A – words – not actions – count.
Have I said everything’s Britain’s fault?
Things will be better when there’s another coffee-coloured in charge.
I always had a soft spot for Miss Doyanne
I’ll do it for £63,000
Copper Sulphate in water turns blue. Or is it green?
Which is best for burning off the faces of MP’s?
1. H2SO4
2. HCL
3. HNO3
Aqua regis
Trifluoroacetic Acid. Beats the other nancy acids listed.
Bromo Methoxy Crotenate would do nicely in the House of fun,that should make their eyes water.
My piss?
That is the whole point of the entire excersise I am afraid, the aim is to put people in charge who know nothing of their area and care even less. Morons like the woman in charge of the electoral commision/the met office just to name two, the aim is to inject political considerations only into whole areas of public life which leads to the degradation of those areas and ready the public for a takeover by the EUSSR. The ultimate aim is to make these institutions fail so completely that a takeover by the EU will be seen as an improvement.
They have a plan, they have always had a plan and nothing is going to stop them.
My God Cassandra your starting to sound like Minime
People with Autism have too little DNA says scientists.
I always said Brown and Co were Neanderthals.
No DNA involved. Just unpleasant seepage.
Brhoon was distilled from the purest strains of scottish cant and religious humbug spiced with the varied notes of self-righteous bigotry and over-weaning arrogance.
Best served on the end of a concrete block dropped into deep water.
didn’t the libs win Cam?
Indeed. Dr Julian Huppert (PhD), a scientist who runs his own science company won and now sits on the back benches whilst his fellow losing Tory candidate, an ex teacher/ pensions worker / millbank employee now advises the Government on er…. Science.
Brilliant. Utterly brilliant
Armando Ianucci, take note
Just shows the only shortage of money is for us
Dave wot is he good 4?
Nuffink
Absolutely Nuffink
Well done Guido for exposing this.
But you have made me sad. I really did believe that this coalition government was a breath of fresh air. All hopes now dashed.
FFS these leaches do not even do anything useful, they just masticate 24/7 why Dave should be our leader.
It is the ABSOLUTE PITS
well it’s okay. I mean I’ve got my £65 dole money, no job, losing my home, no where to go with the family, will have to take the kids out of school cos can’t afford the bus fares and will probably have to sell the wife to get by.
all’s well otherwise
Is your wife a looker?
Well done for being so cheerful and resourceful. Why can’t others follow your fine example of trimming one’s sails and selling off one’s assets? Should you be unable to find your own accommodation, I would be happy to offer you a stall in my kennels.
That was the week that was
Is that you Nick Palmer?
Join us
Go to Poland and undercut their wages
Plenty more here
http://jobs.guardian.co.uk/jobs/government/central-government/
F*cking helski!
The coalition are still using the Guardian to advertise jobs? and very well paid jobs they are too, it seems the only people who will be required to tighten their belts are the scumbag unconnected proles, the political lives high on the hog while the ordinary people pay the price.
Whatever the coalition have planned you can bet your arse they wont be suffering the pain.
Result= labour lefties in gov posisions
Apart from swearing a great deal and providing sound-bites for MPs and PMs, what do they do to earn their salaries? If an MP or PM cannot do their job without all these hangers-on then he/she’s in the wrong job. The Government should either get rid of the SpAds or get rid of an equivalent number of Civil Servants – the country cannot afford both.
wrong! the spAds are there to grap headlines and make policy on the hoof – the Civil Servants are there to make the coffee and clear up the dung mountains created by the spAds: who in their right mind would take advice from someone with not the slightest knowledge or understanding of the topic on which they are providing advice? Morons.
and who would vote for them?oh that’s you lot
Any Hunt who voted for the ‘main three’ parties gets what dey deserves.
Also correct.
Correct.
The real drain on the taxpayer is all those superfluous bureaucrats and target setters and let’s not forget the elephant in the room- Britain’s contribution to the European Union!
Less Maggie’s rebate.
most of which was surrendered by Blair in return for…um..?
G20 being held in London.
many large bungs from arms dealers
I had no idea he was into prosthetics…
If there’s money in it, Vaz is into it.
Umm Maastricht anyone
In Europe and totally fucked by Europe.
Surely that should be ‘another drain’ not ‘the real drain’. Almost the entire political class regardless of rosette colour or location are demonstrably shameless troughers.
Very true about the corruption in our political class across the floor, but in terms of the sheer amount of money being vomited out by successive Governments on useless and/or ineffective vanity projects and gimmicks, it must be said that the EU is the biggest beneficiary of that spending splurge and we have seen nothing but a loss of Sovereignty and an increase in our national debt.
I’m still prime minister. Obey me.
Where fore art thou, Gordon?
Having an important meeting with my friend. He wears a white coat. Very nice fellow. He’s so interested in what I have to say, he writes it all down in his notebook.
If anyone needs a SPAD, I’m opening an outlet called SPAD-U-Like.
Will they be deep fried and dripping in oil? That’s how I like ‘em!
I’m hacked off with the coalition
“Victims of Pickles’ axe include initiatives to tackle worklessness in England’s most deprived areas, housing related support to vulnerable people and programmes to boost community cohesion in poor areas.
“Housing delivery funding has also been cut, undermining the prospects for crucial housing development that the Labour Government worked so hard to support through the recession.
“Cameron’s claim that ‘we are all in this together’ has today been exposed as a sham.
“By choosing to cut a grant that is targeted at councils in areas with high levels of deprivation, the Lib Dem-Tory Coalition has shown it is all too willing to let the poorest shoulder the greatest burden.
“The Government has taken the first opportunity to slash funding for services on which vulnerable people depend.
“This ‘new politics’ is unfortunately the same old Tory wolf in sheep’s clothing – only this time the Liberal Democrats are colluding in the shameful enterprise.”
Porky Pickles could do with axing his food intake before taking the axe elsewhere.
Just who are these “vulnerable people” of which you speak? It sounds horrid doesnt it? the nasty government taking away money from “vulnerable” people yet the devil is in the detail, tell us exactly are these “vulnerable” people if you dare.
I is a well vulnerable person, innit. I has got 7 kids. Chaniqua, Mercedes-Diamonique, Levi, Adidas, Chantiqua, Tiffany-Benz, and Jermonica. My boyf Wayne can’t get a job cos he likes to sit on his batty and watch da Jeremy Kyle show. And I have to go aaaaht in the afternoon to do some shoplifting, which can take up to 4 hours, innit. Now gimme our benefits and fing and faaack off.
No point in asking – Day is back to his cut and pasting best -he has no idea what the content actually means.
You would do well to take your red tinted glasses off you Labour fuckwit.
Yesterday in the Commons lard arse Pickles pointed out that last year’s new housing starts, from all sources, were the lowest since 1946.
The biggest slum and otherwise dodgy landlords in the country are Labour local authorities and have been for years. Subsidised ‘social housing’ exists primarily to shore up Labour votes in crap areas and to create well paid empires for their champagne socialist lefty mates, managing the poor. And once Labour started running out of locals to keep them in office in their fiefdoms they opened the immigration floodgates and imported literally millions of ‘voters’ from all over the world to take their place. Social cohesion my arse! If years of voting Labour and throwing public money at ‘social housing’ made a difference our inner cities would be paradises and not the dangerous shit-holes that they are now. At least folks in the old days tried their hardest to escape the slums if they could as they knew they were shit .
Ironically, Labour’s ranks are full of property millionaires who have benefited from flipping their privately owned but publically-funded homes under Labour’s ruinous house price bubble con. Under Labour , property speculation and buy to let merchants held sway more or less pricing ordinary working people out of the housing market altogether.
The solution, by whatever means necessary, is the creation of cheap private housing not more public housing. Labour don’t want this because private homeowners are more likely to vote Tory than Council tenants.
A fucking coalition government in the middle of supposedly the worse recession ever?
They really like laughing at you thickos don’t they.
Coalitions cost twice as much due to the time wasted by both sides arguing over which option to take. The namby pamby approach or the direct approach.
A coalition government, SpAds raking it in on never seen before levels, bankers still raking it in from the public and your all told to tighten your belts for the incoming cuts.
A true comedy de force.
It’s merely all going to plan comrade
pearls to swine.
Pearls BEFORE swine, you thick cunt .
er,look at his name tat.
Fuck off, Campbell. You lost. Deal with it.
No. It’s mugs like you that lost when the thieving bastards were for the most part all voted back in.
Ever get the feeling you’ve been had?
Pearls BEFORE swine, you thick с unt
Swallow my spunk.
So who did you vote for?
This government will be lucky to make two terms never mind three if they keep up like this.
It is true that a number of individuals are about to receive large pay rises but for every winner there will be a former Minister/adviser who has just had a large pay cut. The individuals have gained or lost but what matters is the overall expenditure which ,apparently, is lower.
The pain is being shared. Ask the former Ministers.
the pain is being devolved down to everybody who isn’t a politician, a politician’s friend ( yeah I know unlikely), a media mogul or tv presenter, wayne rooney and john terry.
My finest hour.
Bogie down your lug
try again
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1132658202
Drill, baby, drill!
Bogie Down Productions with MC Snott la Grott…
Classic bit of Scottish drip-hop!
My finest hour.
My gags will win
Two racehorses in a bar.
First one says, “You know, the other day I was running at Aintree, a couple of lengths behind when a bolt of lightning zapped me up the arse, and I shot into the lead and won the race”.
Second one replies, “Funny you should say that, a similar thing happened to me at Cheltenham last week. I was in third place, and then the bolt of lightning shot up my arse and I won too”.
Overhearing this conversation, a w [...]
Reveal the rest of this joke
Two racehorses in a bar.
First one says, “You know, the other day I was running at Aintree, a couple of lengths behind when a bolt of lightning zapped me up the arse, and I shot into the lead and won the race”.
Second one replies, “Funny you should say that, a similar thing happened to me at Cheltenham last week. I was in third place, and then the bolt of lightning shot up my arse and I won too”.
Overhearing this conversation, a whippet piped up, “Sorry to butt in guys, but I was a White City the other day and it happened to me too. We were tearing after the hare, I was a dog and a half behind and then … zap … same thing, and I won the race too”.
First horse turned to the second and said, “Fuck me, it’s a talking dog!”
I thought al these spads were a new invention of the bliar years. What on earth are they needed for?
The Ministers have their civil servants why do they need anyone else?
And if they must have spads then they should be required to appoint them from elected mp’s , who should take on the job for their mp’s salary and no more!!
And I put it to you all, that yes I am the heir to Blair
Hush, Liebore troll. You lost. Get over it.
And remember…
David Kelly
Damiem McBride
Selling gold
Stealing pensions
10p extra a week for pensioners
Visiting Bush’s Texas ranch
Torture
Supporting Guanatanmo Bay
Surveillance society
ID cards
Throwing out elderly Holocaust survivor for heckling
Like I said. Shhhh. There’s a good boy.
Well said and don’t forget the under-funding of our lads in Iraq and Afghanistan, appointing aintbustinagut as Minister of Defence and all those missing helicopters and armoured vehicles, brown’s lies to Chilcott, the trashed economy……………………………………..
I was a fine Defence Secretary.
You were a worse failure at your job than gordon was at his.
But more important than that is that aintbustinagut, a complete leftwing commie idiot with very few brains, was a deliberately offensive appointment as Minister of Defence, by gordon, to tell the Armed Forces with what derision he held them and what miniscule attention he intended to give them during his premiership.
That decision will go down in history as one of gordon’s most disgraceful and serious, of his hundreds of errors of judgement!!!!
have the troops stopped dying because Cameron is PM nell?
then shut the fuck up you hypocrite
WMD labour were in power 13 THIRTEEN
And Cameron’s in power now.
If he doesn’t want the job and the responsibility that comes with it and his decisions on keeping the troops in a bloody quagmire then he shouldn’t have run should he ?
I have no opinoin on Iraq because I’m a coward
Oh dear, Tory trolls are posting comments and then claiming tat posted them.
Fucking desperate stuff guys.
Losers’ tactics for sure.
you all lost
Can i run my budget past you for your approval, please?
NEINE
It’s the one the Bilderbergers gave me at the weekend.
Pretty, pretty PLEASE?
The Civil Service should supply all the information a Minister requires, and it should be responsible for government (as opposed to party) communications.
If Ministers want a political adviser (and why not – another point of view and source of information can be of value) then that’s fine by me, but only if the political party pays the wages. The taxpayer pays the Civil Service, why should the taxpayer pay the political apparatchiks?
True.They have Cambridge degrees in economics etc,if they don’t then fuck off and dig holes,but don’t take a top job and then hire someone else to do it at our expense
I’ve rudely copied your point to my MP, though I suspect, bizarrely, that he doesn’t give a fuck
right Nell, that’s what Private Secretaries used to do, MPs from within the ranks – goodness knows what 650 MPs are going to be doing with their time – still, we pay so it doesn’t matter. I’m just made to feel guilty for exisiting by the shitty bastards
I thought so too Nell.
If memory serves me correctly the main thrust of the Conservative Election Campaign, that resulted in Blair’s Victory in ’97, was that none of the Labour Party Shadow Cabinet had any experience in Government.
The hiring of SPAds was to make up for this deficit of experience.
I had looked forward to the elimination of this tier of Government, the Civil Service are extremely well experienced and are accountable for their action.
This can be seen in the smooth running of the wheels of Government during the recesses.
I have often thought that some if not most of the government of this country would be better served if the Civil Service ran things ALL the time, allowing the elimination of (seemingly) pointless and (often) moronic Ministers who haven’t a clue, let alone experience in the field that their Ministry covers.
E.G. The various clowns that have run (down) DEFRA.
and they have legally binding contracts unlike the troughfers,less pay and the job gets done
Sing to the tune of Reel 2 Real’s I Like To Move It:
I like to jihad jihad! I like to jihad jihad! I like to jihad jihad! You like to…jihad!
do think we could get them to do that with a baseball bat in each hand.
Sing to the tune of Monty Python and the Holy Grail
A WITCH!! BURN HER!!! A WITCH!! BURN HER!!! A WITCH!! BURN HER!!!
I hate Muzee nutters just as much as Jesus freaks.
She is without a fucking doubt a certifiable spunk-brained, creationist nutbar.
And she doesn’t even have the decency to be attractive. What a fucking munter.
Probably unwise to mention this here, but despite her lunacy, i’d give Palin one.
Gentlemen of a certain age …..
concrete pump would give the ‘crack of dawn’ one, if he could get up early enough..
After Concrete’s Tracy Emin comment earlier today, I reckon he’s definitely from the ‘have her bathed and sent to my tent’ school… It’ll be Amy Winehouse next, mark my words!
You know you would.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1285570/Boob-job-internet-rumours-rife-Sarah-Palin-steps-tight-fitting-T-shirt.html
As a choice between her and Diane Abbott, …… nah! In either case, I’d be having to say something like, “This has never happened to me before!”
FFS, ultimately you’d shag anything – not that that makes you a bad man, mind. OK . Sarah Palin. Actually, nice tits, and she can never tell you that you’re a dinosaur.
G.I.L.F.
Was that Bill Gates on the left?
and Ameriloons who kill everyone else in their Gods name,fucking psychos
No witch was ever burned
I was doing my World Cup checklist this afternoon. I’ve got 800 cans of lager, 24 bottles of Jack Daniels and nearly half a ton of crisps and party snacks. I’ve bought new bean bags for the front room, a huge wall mounted plasma television and a new massaging armchair for myself. I’ve booked a whole month off work, invited my mates round for every game and got my England shirt ready. All in all I was feeling pretty damn proud of myself until I remembered one little thing.
I’ve not yet killed my wife.
I like Balls in my mouth.
I could deep fry her
Anyone got an AK47 spare?
nor have you got any friends
Don’t forget the adult size Pampers
Meanwhile here in Brighton the council have advertised four ‘strategic director’ posts, tasked with ‘securing value for money’ (ffs), at 125 grand each – and have had to apologise to Status Quo for their ‘get noticed’ wheeze.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/music-news/7813517/Status-Quo-hits-back-at-Brighton-council-over-insulting-website.html
(Quotation marks not speech marks, you bloody thicko Telegraph).
Modded – not sure for what. I’m speechless anyway.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/music-news/7813517/Status-Quo-hits-back-at-Brighton-council-over-insulting-website.html
They are a shit band,watch out Guido they will go for you now.Maybe they are all hetro.
and the apology.
http://www.brighton-hove.gov.uk/index.cfm?request=b1158384
Nice apology.
Tosser. Needs a good twatting. We do this in Sussex, apart from the rather trendy Brighton bit. A Green MP FFS – can anybody know the question to which the answer is Caroline Lucas. Wouldn’t shag her (concrete pump may differ) if she were on fire, in case it caused global warming.
From the Telegraph article…
“The new strategic directors, who will be paid £125,000 each, will be tasked with securing “value for money” within the Brighton council, which is trying to make savings of £20 million in the next year.”
You couldn’t make it up, could you? What planet are Brighton Councillors on?
Planet fag
I bet 99% of Brightons boys grow up to be fags,fag town fag results
That’s pretty much what I said but was modded. They could save half a mill at a swipe by not employing ‘em.
Why Hove did not want to merge with them. Too bad.
So who thought it was ever going to be anything different? Anyone with an IQ above 100 knew that Dave would simply carry on where Labour left off. That is how government is done.
Have you taken part in the @LabourList leadership survey yet? http://bit.ly/9UWkMT
We gave the nation child tax credits! And…um…child tax credits!
Child tax credits! Child tax credits! Child tax credits! Child tax credits!
What happened to the wiki bonfire,all the labour shit getting wiped out.
Some Hunts have tried to kill Cameron. I blame Mandy.
http://twitter.com/jameskirkup/status/15864441755
Attempt to kill David Cameron in Afghanistan diverts PM’s flight. PM and travelling party all unhurt, unruffled.
I told Alastair to get the David Kelly team to do it. Idiot has fucked up.
One word.Clegg
Sky News are denying it so it must be true.
Death to United England! Death to the America! Death to X Factor! Death to Jammy Dodgers!
Islam is piss! I mean, Islam is peace!
Have you been sniffing the meths again?
Death to you! I put the fatwas on your infidel head, you decadent western kafir!
Not so sure about the fatwas, but if you could oblige me with a decent flat cap or hard hat for my head I’d be most grateful. Ta muchly.
Hard hat! Your not still on the spanners are you engineer?
Only in my time off – voluntary fun. I did spend many hours under a hard hat when I worked in the D.O. though – site visits were part of the weekly ritual.
there’s absolutely nothing wrong with Jammy Dodgers
The Jammy Dodges are the work of the infidel West! Death to confectionary goods!
Have some of my home made halva, my fellow Semite – it’s Kosher!
‘Ee could ‘ave a bit o’ my home made Parsnip Wine if ‘ee loike. It b’aint kosher, but ‘er ‘ll not ‘arf cosh yer!
I only eatings the Hamas halva, you infidel western dog!!
Got to the bottom of how the government worked out the guidelines to their expenses ;
£35k for a CCHQ researcher? It was £18k in my time, and that wasn’t so long ago…
Makes a real difference when the party’s got a bit of cash I suppose…
Who wants to be a millionarie?
Jamie Purnell. He’s asking for a six-figure salary for mixture of lobbying and corporate PR.
http://www.prweek.com/news/rss/1009270/Ex-Labour-minister-James-Purnell-talks-PR-bosses/
President Obama hates Britain. Why are senior officials in Obama Administration calling BP “British Petroleum”, although that has not been its name since 1998? Why is he trying to ruin British pensions by damaging BP’s share prices?
He’s just trying to shift blame away from Halliburton.
Gordon has really bad halliburton.
Dave has a really bad case of Cleggs up his arse.
How’s Sarah Macauley doing? Will she ever tell her sons the identity of their father? That is – if the spunk tube from the jizz clinic had a name on it and not just a number.
Post-election Frolics
I’ll bet you were the first to slam Speedo for his tasteless Cameron comments, but feel it’s acceptable to say similar things about Mrs Brown.
Will Dave ever find out who the father was ? He has the same problem.
But you see, David and Samantha actually have a genuine marriage. That’s the difference. When you see them together, you can see they’re at ease in each other’s company. And he doesn’t need to keep repeating in public that he loves her.
Unlike a certain Mr Brown who protested just a tad too much. On Radio 4′s Woman’s Hour: “Sarah’s a great person and I love her very much.” On Piers Morgan’s show: “I love her very much.” On GMTV the day before the election: “She’s great and I just love her.”
Not suspicious at all.
Post-Election Frolics
How the fuck do you know the state of someone else’s relationship?
Come on then, tell us one of your scintillating cracks about Dave fathering children who then go on to die.
So the Yanks are getting their beaches shitted up. Now they know how the people of Bhopal felt after Union Carbide poisoned thousands. No Americans went to jail.
and piper alpha crew that were fried in burning oil when they jumped off the rig
By sticking his head firmly up Obama’s arse when he first visits the U.S.
Time for Cameron to give the Hugh Grant speech:
1:21 in
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
In what universe do you think wimpy wet Liberal Lover Dave would say boo to Obama ?
Superb Satire!
RSA Chief John Napier tells Obama that he is a Hunt.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Barack-Obama-RSA-Chief-John-Napier-Accuses-President-Of-Being-Anti-British-For-His-Attack-On-BP/Article/201006215647312?lpos=UK_News_First_Buisness_Article_Teaser_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15647312_Barack_Obama%3A_RSA_Chief_John_Napier_Accuses_President_Of_Being_Anti-British_For_His_Attack_On_BP_
Remind me ? Which Government Minister is he ?
That’s right, he’s an insurance Boss worried about the dividends and nothing to do with the Government.
Here’s Cameron’s viscious attack on Obama today
“I completely understand the U.S. government’s frustration, because it’s catastrophic for the environment,” Cameron told reporters during a visit to Afghanistan today. “The most important thing is to mitigate the effects and get to the root of the problem.”
Cameron declined to be drawn into commenting on concerns expressed by some U.K. lawmakers that the language used by the U.S. over the spill is anti-British. Some U.S. officials have repeatedly called the company “British Petroleum,” the name it dropped in favor of BP in 1998.
OUCH! I bet Obama’s arse felt that tickle. Ha ha ha ha ha!!
BTW He said that while acting the U.S. poodle for the Afghan Quagmire in case you were in any doubt as to Cameron’s ‘independednce’ from the U.S.
and who picked Grant he comes across as a limp wimp
thers black people and theres N*I*G*S
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2010/jun/08/viewpoint-bp-disaster-hayward-obama
Omaha doesn’t hate Britain he detests tonyhayward the BP ceo who hasn’t had his foot out of his mouth since the crisis began. It’s hayward who has pushed the British side of BP in this dispute with America ‘ we are British and will deal with this with a stiff upper lip’
His most notable comments ! I want my life back’ and ‘ the environmental and economic economic impact of this oil spill is likely to be very very modest’
Like our very own gutlessgordon tonyhayward has an irretrievably hopeless public image and an arrogant lack of diplomacy that is offensive and breathtaking!
Why do Obama and his buddies keep mentioning in interviews that Hayward is British? BP has 15,000 British employees but 23,000 American ones. BP is more of an American company these days than a British one.
and has more American share holders too..!
Read the above! It’s hayward who has pressed the Britishness of BP in the American Press and then virtually invited them to attack it.
The man’s a fool. BP needs to give this job to mandy. oil and slime – it will work well together!!
That’s a bit hard on Hayward. BP are dealing with something that is pushing technology to it’s limits – they are about the only company in the world, including the Yanks, who could stop this leak at the depths at which they’re working. The American military stood back after Obama asked them to assist saying that they didn’t have the kit or skills to operate at those depths.
The leak shouldn’t have happened in the first place, but it did, and it has to be dealt with. Get the leak plugged, make the well secure, clean up the pollution, then ask the questions and throw the accusations. Giving BP grief now is premature – the yanks should get their priorities sorted out.
I see Boris has been having a great time stirring it up for Dave yet again.
Strangely enough so has Vince Cable.
Coalition feeling a bit shaky Dave ?
London Mayor Boris Johnson, a member of Cameron’s Conservative Party, today told BBC Radio 4’s Today program that “anti-British rhetoric” by the U.S. administration is becoming a matter of “national concern.” His remarks echo those of Business Secretary Vince Cable, who said last week that the language used in the U.S. is “extreme and unhelpful.”
Can’t fault the tech but the man is rubbing people up the wrong way,perhaps the job would suit Mandy he would love the rubbing up.
They should also have got their regulations straight as well. Offshore Norwegian fields stipulate far more safeguards before a license is granted.
It was an American rig, staffed by Americans and the valve that blew was made and designed in America.
Grow up nell.
Obama’s pretty obviously trying to deflect all the criicism he’s been getting for appearing to sit on his arse while the Gulf filled with Oil.
Your hero Dave ‘s contribution has been to Oil up his arse and bend over for Obama in Afghanistan and in the Gulf.
Brown’s gone and good fucking riddance, so get over it dear.
O Bummers time has gone.
Since he started bashing Brits Obama’s job approval rating has fallen to its lowest ever:
http://www.gallup.com/poll/113980/Gallup-Daily-Obama-Job-Approval.aspx
have seen that I retract some of my anti American rants about the people.
But of course omaha is trying to deflect criticism away from himself – It’s What Politicians Do!!
tonyhayward , by boring everyone within earshot , including the press about his BRITISH credentials and trying to say that the oil’s impact on the American environment and economy is negligible, which it clearly isn’t , idiot that he is!! has not only made omaha’s task of deflecting criticism onto British petroleum easier, he has blatantly invited it!!!
As I say above , get rid of tony and give the job to mandy!!!
About the only use Mandy would be in this instance is being the plug for the leak.
and the difference it will make is..??
well said Eng.
+++Laugh+++
You could be right Eng!
++Laugh++
Here’s another wimp with a well oiled botty bending over for Obama today
“I completely understand the U.S. government’s frustration, because it’s catastrophic for the environment,” Cameron told reporters during a visit to Afghanistan today. “The most important thing is to mitigate the effects and get to the root of the problem.”
Cameron declined to be drawn into commenting on concerns expressed by some U.K. lawmakers that the language used by the U.S. over the spill is anti-British. Some U.S. officials have repeatedly called the company “British Petroleum,” the name it dropped in favor of BP in 1998.
Boris has waded in with some choice words for the septics along with Vince Cable. Not everyone is as wimpy as Cameron.
It’s the classic “nice cop, nasty cop” set up. Dave’s doing the diplomacy in public (we don’t know what he’s saying to Obama in private), and the others are sending the harder message to keep the Yanks thinking.
Bend over a little more Engineer. we can’t quite see your tonsils yet.
He is used to blagging dumb Nigerians.
No, it’s Boris sticking the knife into wimpy Dave along with Cable.
And he’ll keep doing it.
I worked with Americans for 40 years and lived there for some years. I had good times and made good friends, but I hardly ever met an American that had the slightest idea of what life could really offer, and most had no idea of life outside their town, let alone their State.
A friend’s wife who moved to the US in the early 70s put it well when she said that US Society was 2 dimensional. After 10 years in the US I reminded her of her analysis but she couldn’t remember what she’d meant by it. I’m sure Stepford Wives was an exact metaphor for US Society in general.
Most Americans believe Canada is barely civilised and that anywhere else is primitve, and for most Britain is a land that invented slavery and is even now not free but spends its time suppressing colonies including Ireland, and that we are pretty hopeless at most things including electrical gadgets courtesy of Lucas, and Wars where we’ve had to be saved, twice in the 20th Century by the noble, clever and brave US Democracy.
So it’s no surprise that Obama is having a go at British Petroleum, he’s just showing that he is a genuine Amenrican.
Stalin could have learned a thing or two then
Gordon Brown is dead!
Sorry, just daydreaming for a minute.
That’s OK, tory troll. Anything to distract attention away from the fact that politicians of all parties continue to shit upon the public. Nothing has really changed. Vaz and Hodge get plum jobs and Cameron and Clegg pay off those they owe favours to.
But still, let not a little truth get in the way of your sparkling wit.
Labour protected our civil liberties.
And Wavy Davy and his Liberal Chums don’t have the balls to do it.
Dave is frightened witless of a real Conservative who took a stand for civil liberties.
PB1 spads are on 40k or less so it’s not
much of a pay rise for them.
The best Simpsons intro ever.
Seconded
Except for this one of course.
Nope. It’s the Raiders of the Lost Ark parody.
seconded
So were is TaT gone after flipping his lid about Afghan suface to air missiles of whatever shit he was chatting earlier?
Unlike you, he probably has a life.
TAT!!!!! HAVE A LIFE!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…………….
Yeah, nice one.
Pfffffffffft!
obama?
where are all the lefties that were wanking themselves stupid before his election?
what about kerry? enjoying the ‘change’?
he is a useless hoon-
but what should we expect when the useless sack of shit,gordon mc bumbandit,kept banging on about the yanks starting the recession?
i suppose rbs buying amro and others lending £billions to dodgy ruskis was all the yanks fault too?
Here’s one lefty liberal who was wanking himself stupid at his election.
Cameron borrows can-do-better attitude from ‘brilliant Barack’
The man who could be America’s first black president won ringing praise yesterday from the man who could be Britain’s 19th old Etonian prime minister.
David Cameron said he hugely admired Barack Obama, the front-running contender for the Democrat nomination, and vowed to bring some of the same spirit to the British political debate.
“I’m enjoying watching Barack Obama. I think he’s a brilliant speaker, I think his optimism and sense of hope for the future is inspiring a lot of people. It’s great to see. Too often [politics] gets down to hope and fear and I think it’s wonderful when hope wins. I’m enjoying watching him, I must say. I think he’s compelling,” Cameron told Radio 5 Live’s Breakfast programme.
“What people like is the sense that Obama generates, that we don’t have to be like this, we can do better… I think we need that same sense of possibility here.”
“He is a very easy person to talk with, to exchange views with. He’s an incredibly impressive politician and leader but he’s also an extremely personable human being and someone it’s easy to get on with and to strike up a relationship with.
“It’s my second meeting and it’s always enjoyable to meet and discuss with him and also to meet his wife and to meet his very impressive team
Thought for the day
The government is a lot like a 65-and-over Brothel.
No one knows how it got there, or why, and it’s made up of a load of boring old Hunts.
Your comment is so accurate as a description of the current labour party.
Does your brain have any other gear?
LABOUR HAVE GONE.
LABOUR HAVE GONE
It’s all over. End. Finito.
We have had an election in the rest of Britain. Didn’t they tell you in Norfolk?
Indeed they did. But unfortunately the recent, late unlamented labour government, did such immense damage to our economy and way of life , that we have to be vigilant in keeping their appalling record in the limelight.
Their crimes, incompetencies and inadequacies must never ever be forgotten!! Because if they are, at some point they’ll con the nation into re-electing them and do it all over again!!!
nell
Liebour always do ‘it’..over and over again and always will it’s in their DNA. the 70′s, 80′s and 90′s were typical examples.
It will happen again as sure as eggs are eggs..
Oh Yes!
80′s?
The carrier pigeon got buckshot-ed by a farmer, eh nell
Are you the Norfolk equivalent of Hiroo Onoda?
I just saw Dave arriving at Helmand. He had a weirdly shiny crotch. Had he been playing cricket?
What are you doing in Helmand, Dack? (Apart from examining the PM’s crotch.)
I’m Dave’s human shield. He was hoping for Prezza, as there’s more of him to hide behind.
Good career move. Probably less dangerous than the average classroom.
I’ve only ever been injured breaking up fights between pupes. One six-footer fifth year once threatened me but decided to punch the filing cabinet next to my head instead. He broke his hand and cried like a baby.
is that in your job description I mean remember the two cops who let the 12 year old drown as they had not been trained in pond rescue.I’d let the little bastards knock the shit out of each other until the law allows it to take them into the gym and put them in the ring as it was in the school I went to.It sorted out classroom fights and our differences.
And the new watchdog replacing the fees office (same staff, different name)has announced (formally) that MPs can `ignore` the imposed limits in the new rules of £110k on staff salaries and £13k on constituency offices, if they `cannot` cope. Further frauds continue! Apart from pocket-lining.it is state funding for political parties through the back door. Don`t local political parties need offices anymore? If they do, they certainly do not need to pay for them.
It was good to see cameron in Afghanistan today, really at ease with the troops and , if he was wearing any sort of body armour, it wasn’t in evidence.
Absolutely in contrast to gutlessgordon who visited with his numerous attendants, when he insisted on wearing not just very visible body armour but heavy duty helmets for head protection, making him look an absolute coward, which , of course, he was.
Of course, gordon never volunteered to go anywhere near the frontline. Unlike cameron who visited the frontline in 2009 and was present at a firefight, when he was being briefed on open ground. Bullets were reported to have flown over the head of his small group who neither flinched nor stopped the briefing.
Today he also visited the frontline in Sanguin and it is said, an assassination attempt was made on cameron but, again, his very small group was unphased.
No wonder the troops looked at ease and relaxed with him. Says it all!!!
Why are we there warmonger ?
I’m not a warmonger – I want them home. I’ve said all along the reasons for us being there are not supportable. We can’t win this Afghan War and our lads shouldn’t be there. That is my view !
Unfortunately, politically, them coming home, at least this year, isn’t going to happen. So I pursue the 2nd best option, to keep advocating that our lads be given, NOW, the equipment they need to survive. Thisd, at least, is better than they received under the last rubbish labour government who never gave our troops any consideration at all!
If that means cancelling contracts on British companies, in labour heartlands, who cannot deliver kit and equipment until 3 or 5 years hence, but American companies can get even better kit and equipment to our lads now, then so be it, give the contracts to the American companies!
And it is a fact that American companies can provide the equipment we need now and British companies can’t and that the Labour Government wouldn’t sanction the purchase of American kit, even though it was superior to British and instantly available , because the British Companies are in labour’s heartlands where they most feared losing their vote if they took the work away !
In short Labour let troops die to hold onto votes!!
Hopefully the coalition will hold the lives of our lads in higher esteem!!
How many lives will your “second best option” cost, and whose second best option is it? Not yours, that’s for certain.
unfortunately politically you are a warmonger who wallowed in the blood of dead troops when it suited you but now offers weasel words when Cameron continues the same bloody carnage Brown did.
In short you are letting troops die today because you prefer to suck up to the warmonger Cameron than face the facts on the ground.
You are a partisan warmongering hypocrite who deserves nothing but contempt for attempting to politicise the death of troops.
They would not be still dying if they weren’t there.
End of fucking story.
Bit of a tit really aren’t you? Amusing
Not as amusing as a spineless lickspittle like you with your witless wank
all the cuts we are being told we have to suffer are to keep this shit going,if the yanks want us there then let them pay us,mercenary rates, and let that go direct to the lads who want to be there.
Enjoy wallowing in their blood dimwit.
Don’t give a monkeys where Cameron is,and don’t care if somebody tries to assasinate him,GET OUR TROOPS OUT NOW,we seem to have gone from the red rosette to a yellow and blue one but do we have any change the answer is no,yet again we are being used.
i was assuming the troops were making brown look like a dick for a laugh. The great Private Eye cover ‘im ready to meet the voters’
Tsk. Sangin!
Why do they go out there to lay their lives down for Hamid Karzy? Do they really believe that they are keeping our streets safe from terrorists? Is it worth sacrificing your life for the US’s grand strategic plan to subjugate the world for their own ends?
Do enlighten us nell, with your analysis.
Hear hear!
The terrorists are not five thousand miles away, they are in London and Birmingham and Sheffield and Barnsley and Leeds and Luton and they are being financed by the mug UK taxpayer, they are coddled and every whim is satisifed lest they take up their rage placcards and home made bombs and murder innocents.
Our troops need to be in our cities escorting our terrorist community onto hired passenger ships and onto a better life in a believer nation.
I think you’re quite wrong.
Carried in cargo nets slung beneath Handley page
bombers is perfectly satisfactory.
After all they’ll get home much quicker
Quite right if they’re so concerned over Gaza fuck off and live there. They would probably still be eligible for benefits
See above – or go back over 12 months of my posts.
I’ve said all along ir++aq and afghanistan were nothing more than bliar’s glory wars.
He thought, foul man, that the wars would cement him in international history as a great warrior leader. My view is that we shouldn’t have been in either place. There was no sound reason for it, other than one man’s ego and his intent to build his own personal reputation. !! Hell of a reason to sacrifice the lives of brave men!!
As chancellor gordon hated the Armed Forces and starved them of funds in the hope of forcing failure and destroying bliar’s goals. He didn’t care that troops were dying because of his underfunding, and as he showed at chilcot, he was prepared to lie to cover up his jealousy of bliar!!
We can’t win in Afghanistan. Their history , and ours, which is intertwined, tells us that. We have fought wars in Afghanistan before in our history. Look at the record! There is no substantive reason for being there.
When gordon became PM he committed the ultimate sin by appointing aintbustingut as Minister of Defence – a man of one brain cell if that. It showed gordon’s contempt for the Armed Forces and the sacrifices that they were making and his intention to continue starving them of funds and equipment.
gordon compounded that disgustig sin by refusing to buy American kit, helicopters, armoured vehicles etc for our troops which is available NOW , by giving orders to British companies in the labour heartland.
Valuable labour votes were up for grabs in that heartland. He chose to make jobs there and lose lives in the Armed Forces , even though those British companies couldn’t deliver kit and equipment for at least 3 to 5 years hence.
More British Troops died because of it but labour thought they would save votes by this decision in the 2010 election.
Honorable decision hmmm??!!
So why doesn’t Cameron see it your way? Is it because he voted in favour, and is determined to see it through to the end, no matter what the cost in blood?
A price worth paying?
The Hoc, of all parties, voted unanimously for the Iraq War because of alastairc lies ( wmd at 45 mins and all that??) in the dodgy dossier which scarlett (who has since been proved to be a bliar puppet rather than the independent chairman of the security council that the HoC thought him to be at the time) said were true!!!
And let’s not forget that Dr David Kelly, an independent expert who knew better and understood the extent of alastairc’s lies and said so publicly, died soon after in very suspicious circumstances!!!
Honorable labour government Hmmm??!!
The warmongering hypocrite nell is lying again.
The vote was nowhere near unanimous and there plenty of MPs both Conservative and Labour who saw through Blair’s flimsy lies. Even the LibDems did. But Cameron didn’t because he’s an idiot.
Cameron even backed the Iraq War years later in 2006 by which time we even he knew that WMD was a Lie.
Cameron backs Blair on Iraq war
Conservative leader David Cameron has said he still believes going to war with Iraq was the right thing to do.
In an interview for BBC’s Friday Night with Jonathan Ross, he said the war had been “very unpopular” and some bad decisions had been made since it began.
But Mr Cameron said “those of us who supported” the military action should “see it through”.
He praised Tony Blair’s reform of the Labour party but said he wanted the Tories to be “the party of the future”.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/5108584.stm
That’s Cameron proving he is as stupid and full of shit as the hypocrite nell.
Cameron has no more honour than his disgusting lickspittle warmongering shills by continuing this pointless carnage.
Whining about the Warcriminal Blair or Brown won’t cut it as an excuse anymore. Cameron is in charge now so the blood of dead troops are now on him as long as he keeps them there.
My apologies WMD. Slack use of words. What I should have said is that it was a ‘majority’ vote.
Nonetheless the rest of my comment stands.
The majority who voted in favour did so believing the words in the dodgy dossier written by alastairc, the claim of wmd in 45 mins and the craven support of that claim by scarlett.
All of that has now been proved a lie perpetuated by bliar, alastairc and brown. Not to mention a few labour others!!
Just goes to show that the majority who believed in the dodgy dossier were either total numbnuts or didn’t give a shit about sending young men and women off to be slaughtered.
Which do you think it is?
The rest of your comment doesn’t stand as I proved it was also Lies.
Which part of Cameron supporting the War well after the WMD lies were exposed are you too stupid to understand ?
It began with “If your not with us your with the terrorists”.I remember Blair repeating it with real anxiety. He was afraid,funny that film cannot be found now.But apart from France so was everyone else among the western leaders.At the time it looked like the yanks were going to use a nuke or more. Blair may have gone on to make it his war but at the off he said it was a case of we have to.
ever tried to watch Hulu and got told no dice your not in the USA.well use this and fuck the yanks.
http://www.hotspotshield.com/
then go back to HULU
Some of you may have been wondering where I have been. I am here, now, to tell you that after deciding to step asside as your leader I have been hard at work on my new book, “Saving the World Eco nomy”.
This includes a whole chapter on Bullion Dealing.
When this has been written I will be taking the top post within the IMF, and will start immediate action to make the tough choices to get Britain working again. We are all in this together.
Thank you.
Joining MFI is the right thing to do.
The right thing for your skill set and for Britain
There should also be at least two chapters on ‘ Destroying Pension funds – how to close down Final Salary Schemes but expand Public Sector liabilities ‘.
Bernie Madoff will write the foreword.
‘A multi-cultural society – how to gerrymander a whole Country’ would be compulsive reading.
Get this little f*cking pearl and it tells you all you need to know about honest Dave and his real motivations:
An American company using American equipment inspected by American safety inspection officials and using American staff regulated by American authorities cause the biggest oil spill in US history AND YET the whipping boy limey twats get to carry All the blame. The US president gets to spew his anti British filth and prejudices to grub up some popularity.
Now heres the (un)surprising thing, the UK PM Cameron goes straight into arse licking mode creeping around Obama and agreeing that BP should take the blame for what American companies did and BTW take the blame for the utter failure of the US safety and inspection laws.
Thanks Dave, thanks for sticking up for a foreigner trying to stitich up a great British company because your hero Mr change you can(not)believe in demands it.
BTW a real British PM with balls would be telling Mr change you can believe in to either shut the f*ck up and blame the right people or our troops come home from ragheadland pronto.
Maybe the best thing in order to pacify US public opinion would be for Tony Haywood to be extradited and sent to the electric chair following a large show trial once the World cup is over. Obama could then publicly urinate on the smouldering corpse. The US TV networks would pay a fortune for the syndication rights the proceeds of which could go to Mr Haywood’s many victims.
True, Obama should be privately told we can completely fuck up his re-election chances. Theres a lot of US money in BP. But we shouldn’t pull out of Afghanistan over this, we should pull out because the septics don’t understand how to fight a guerilla war and we won’t properly give our troops the manpower or supplies ffs how much has been wasted on crap IT projects? pisses me off when Liebour crap on about cuts to ‘front line services’ when they never gave a shit about the troops, you don’t get much more front line than actually getting shot at. Some pissant pencil sharpeners and paperclip counters will lose their jobs, who gives a fuck?
It started in British Petroleum.
Suck on that, limeys.
“No taxation without representation.”
i wuv you l’il bill.
We desperately need a revolution, but we don’t have a hero to lead it. The arse Griffin thought he was the coming man, but unfortunately he suffered from a repulsive helmet affliction that put all potential lovers off. Nigel Farage was a much more palatable option, if you could ignore his leering seduction routine that smacked of a drunken salesmen in the hotel bar who thinks he’s onto a dead cert shag.
Where, oh where, is my knight in shining, untarnished by personal enrichment, armour?
My biggest concern is our British Forces.
That is why i will be providing the best body bags money can buy.
Ha, Ha, Ha, Boom, Boom.
As they say in Afghanistan.
cameron has actually done the right thing by putting money into dealing with IED’s.
He hasn’t gone far enough because he needs to be cancelling contracts for military kit and equipment that was placed, by the labour government with British Companies, in the labour heartland, where labour wanted to win votes in the 2010 election. They were prepared to do it at the expense of soldiers lives, even though the British Companies said they couldn’t deliver on the orders for years!!.
gordon placed those orders there to try and secure his vote even though he knew the American Companies could deliver immediately and save soldiers lives.
Honorable wasn’t he??!!
Nell let’s get our troops out now not see them come home in the best quality bodybags,save money and get the home live NOW,Afgahnistan is a place Britain will never conquer.
Wish we could sweetie! Wish we could.
Four more came home today through Wooton Bassett. Breaks my hart!
So why aren’t you demanding troops home now?
Of course we can.
You can’t because you’re a spineless lickspittle shill who thinks the sun shines out of Dave’s arse and won’t dare criticise him.
Remind me again ‘duck and cover’ what did labour do about getting our lads out of Ira++q and afghanistan?? or at least putting measures in place to make sure they had the equipment they needed to keep them safe??!!
Fuck all.
Now, what’s Dave going to do?
Four more came home today through Wooton Bassett. Breaks my hart!
make sure they had the equipment they needed to keep them safe??!!
You’re a hypocrite.
Dave’s in charge now not the warcriminals Brown and Blair.
What Labour did was abominable, but it’s what Cameron is going to do that is relevent. And as far as one can see, he will continue to spend our forces blood in maintaining the “special relationship”.
How much blood are you willing to spend, nell?
None sweetie.
Afghanistan is not worth an ounce of our British blood!! I don’t believe we can win in Afghanistan!! I dpn’t believe there is any reason for us to be there!!!
At the same time if the politicians won’t bring our men home then I think we, at home, must keep fighting to make sure that they give our lads the absolute best kit and equipment they need to keep them safe!!
If that means cancelling orders with British Companies, in labour heartlands, who say they can’t deliver for 3/5 years and giving those same orders to American companies who can deliver better kit now, then we must do it!!!
So, you’re prepared to accept more deaths, as long as political point scoring wins through.
Sleep tight, nell.
were is the stop the war mob now.
Putting 67 m into IED’s .fuck me nell I could detonate them remotely with a sniper rifle,no casualties
If that is true tell the Armed Forces how to do it then!!!
I’m sure they’ll be happy to listen to your ideas if it will save our lads!!!
The best way to save our lads would be to bring them home.
But i don’t suppose that would occur to a sanctimonious, hypocritical, apologist for the ruling “all in it together” class that middle England suck up to.
They already think the best way is to send a 19 year old in with no training to disarm it is the best way.
Bomb Fodder
I call a Spad a Spad, me
You need an E.
I call a Späd a Späd, me
We’re gonna win the world cup!!! He he….only joking.
Obama makes much brouhaha,
over oil drama,
in Louisiana,
leads to bad karma,
Cameron say’s stay calmer,
have a banana.
We have to provide funds, arms and training to equip the national forces so they are able to ensure stabilty and good governance.
It worked with Sinn Fein
….. is there any betting data on when my hero Gordon will return to the HoC
The longer he leaves it the harded it will get.
What is he going to do ? Appear at a late night debate on whether to cancel MoD contracts for British helicopters for delivery in 2015 or allow American Companies to deliver helicopters now and save British lives?
Or is he going to appear on a Friday afternoon labour motion, when most Mp’s have gone home, on restoring milk for primary school children??
What he sure as hell isn’t going to do ( go on gutlessgordon prove me wrong!!) is turn up for a PMQ’s!!!
take some fucking responsiblilty for once
Cameron’s in power now
the decision to keep the troops in a quagmire is now his and his alone
the deaths are now on him
labour was in power for 13 years and entrenched us into 2 unacceptable wars.
cameron has been in power a month .
You gave bliar and gutless gordon years to prove they could fail you and then never accepted that they had.
We’ll give cameron a few months here to get to grips with the disaster that labour have left him to deal with. But we won’t hero worship him like you did bliar and brown and we won’t give him as many months yet alone the years you gave labour to prove he can or he can’t produce results.
Middle England is rather more discerning in its support than tribalist leftist labour.
I suspect though, that whatever happens, the vote, next time around is not going to swing labour’s way.
Labour, because it now only represents benefit cheats rather than working people, can no longer command much of the vote!
13 or 30
they lost
get over it
It takes 5 minutes to anounce the troops are coming home now but Cameron won’t because he’s a warmonger like you and Blair and Brown
I never voted for Brown or Blair but I suspect you were stupid enough to vote for Blair since you worship his piss poor clone Cameron
Watch your mouth WMD, nell is a lady and deserves to be treated as such.
Oh, and stop copying tat.
You are not him.
Yes nell, the nation’s fate hinges on whether yesterday’s man puts in an appearance at Westminster.
Ever thought of letting sin into your life?
No never sweetie!!
Been married 40 years, worked hard for all of them and loved every minute of it. Still do!!
Who needs sin?!!
Those that send young men and women to their deaths in a pointless war? And those that applaud it?
Yanks are smart
but I like thick ones like this milf
That’s nothing. The majority of Britons are so thick they voted in a Labour government three times in a row, and almost a fourth after the most ruinous of parliaments.
1.1
1 word
BUSH
now fuck off septic
The majority of Britons did not vote in a Labour government 3 times
They’re still fucking thick, you dozy twats.
Dave needs to get a fucking grip, and soon.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1285467/BP-OIL-SPILL-Lord-Tebbit-Boris-Johnson-attack-Obamas-anti-British-rhetoric.html
There’s only two things he’s gripping, and i’m gripping his.
MAD, it was called in the cold war days.
For Christ’s sake, don’t blame me! I voted Lib Dem believing i would be absolved of all responsibility. Now look at the shit i’m in.
I cannot understand those who say my son was killed in Afghanistan and I am proud of him,What fucking nonces of a parents are they.Did they learn nothing of cannon fodder? Did the 70′s and the albums of Pink Floyd pass them by? Are they dumb fucking shits?
Go away and look at the First World War.
Our men were cast into a desperate situation over which they had no control.
The Government of the day was rancid. Lions Led by Donkeys has become the abiding byword for the leaders of those lads of 1914-1918. It is also true of the leaders of our lads today.
Nonetheless our soldiers then and now faced and face death with more courage than most of us could muster. And yes we are proud of them even whilst we desperately wish we could stop the slaughter, as our grandmothers wished it back then!!!
Here we go! nell’s battlefield tour encompassing why it’s still a glorious tradition to lay down one’s life for the government.
Next stop, nell steals Harry Patch’s plea for no more war to back death and glory in Afghanistan.
we can stop the slaughter by bringing the troops home NOW
even a child could understand that yet you can’t
your pious bullshit doesn’t disguide the fact that you shamelessly politicised the troop deaths when the warmonger Brown was in charge but now pretend there’s nothing Cameron can do about it now because you are a hypocrite
Cameron is now the Donkey and you are his willing warmonger mouthpiece for leading the slaughter of our lads
Our grand mothers were busy dishing out white feathers to anyone not off the mark fast enough to get down to the army recruiting office,Baden boy humper Powell was a Hunt who indoctrinated the kids for war,while the population were told he was and chose to ignore it. I am aware of one group in the trenches who shot their own public schoolboy captain who had the courage of ignorance and the luck of the devil,but not for his men who he wasted like some schoolboy playing soldiers. Check out how many of the dead now were boy scouts.
Perhaps that gives them some comfort in coming to terms with their terrible loss you selfish piece of pinko shit.
stupid is as stupid does.It’s that attitude that breeds morons to serve troffers like our thieving leaders. Now if you did it to raise an army to take our country back from the traitors then I could get on side with that. But you keep going deluding yourselves that the kids are dead heroes and it was all worth it.The elites must love you muppets.
And stops them feeling guilty for not giving them an education of reason so they never sold their lives to traitors for nothing but a gong
We have to educate those heathens in the way of western civilisation and all the benefits that brings to our pipelines.
who is Obamas shill
Fuck off and straighten your snotter muppet
you should raise your children to give them a start in life not a death
Guy meets a girl and they have a couple of drinks before
going back to hers. When they get back, she asks if he wants
to go to bed with her to which he replies yes.
As soon as they get into bed he gets under the covers and goes
down on her. Within seconds, he surfaces choking and coughing.
He says to the woman, “fucking hell love, it bloody stinks down
there?” to which the woman replies, “I’m sorry but I have arthritis”.
The man asks “what, in your fanny?” to which she replies “no, in my
right arm, i can’t wipe my arse”!
Who’s on Question Time tonight? Any entertaining fuckers?
If he’s happy to keep calling BP British Petroleum despite it not being called that for a decade then Britain will be happy to pull the troops out of Afghanistan since the U.S. rarely if ever mentions the BRITISH troops dying there.
See how he likes them apples.
We’re giving them back their oil, and with free delivery to the shore, why can’t they give us back our troops?
Christ, what an awful QT panel. They’ve got that headscarf from Respect, Ben Bradshaw, Toby Young, and an awful ex-Apprentice contestant.
Jeremy Hunt’s the only human being on there.
Jeremy Hunt Conservative MP, Shadow Culture Secretary
“I believe that the BBC is a great national institution.”
“I am proud of the BBC. I think that most British people think that we are very lucky to have a BBC and most people who aren’t British, if they don’t have a BBC, wish they did have one.”
“I don’t see the BBC as a State broadcaster. “I think people see the BBC as operating at arms length from the government and it’s very important that it should continue to do so and that’s why we’ve said we will protect the BBC charter.”
well done that man,reminding the window lickers just whats what.
I was wondering who the hell the people on QT were,they are still nonentities,I haven’t go a clue ?
Salma Yaqoob. Or as I like to call the pro al-Qaeda muzee, Salma Kaboom.
How do they come up with a panel of complete arseholes week after week.
Do we underestimate the BBC’s abilities?
Only a matter of time before the Beeb give Campbell his own chat show.
The Beeb will bend over backwards to make the panel as diverse, left wing and right-on as possible forgetting, in the process – that they also need to be articulate and interesting.
Some bald cun’t, a British hating raghead and the usual old troughers.
i’m off to bed for a wank.
Is there any money left for you to hire a hooker, Liam?
No, sadly not. It’s down to the poundshop, and their inflatable prices.
I thought the sign said princess
Oh dear. Katie Hopkins trying to be funny. Fucking Apprentice skank.
She waves her arms around like fledgling sparrow desperate for a worm.
Luckily, daddy’s home with a lob on.
Jeremy Hunt is very good. He’s tearing Bradshaw to pieces.
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I’m hugely fucking impressed that lot got through the Auto-Mod
I am a Tory but I know a Hunt when I see one.
How much could be cut from the deficit by bringing our troops home?
Exactly
sounds like a pubic hair removing device for women
Cripes! Looks like old Bojo’s put the cat among the pigeons again.
How terribly unfortunate for Dave.
Hunt proving he is indeed a cun’t by sucking up to Obama shamelessly.
Bradshaw proving he is a prize cun’t too and also proving you can’t put a cigarette paper between New Labour and the LibCons.
Hunt is a shill CIA I wager
Poor fuckers. Boring job isn’t it?
Toby Young showboating for applause is very cringe inducing.
Ing-Ger-Lund!
The personality bypass on the right is very smackable.
Katie Hopkins: the archetypal reality TV non-entity. Another legacy of ZaNew Liebore.
She’s shaggable, in an abusive kind of way. Much like most of Blair’s babes.
You despise them, but would dearly enjoy shoving it up the dirtbox while they squeal in protest.
All other women are to be treated with respect.
fuck O Bummer
Dimbers is showing up Bradshaw big time.
Putrid wet QT lefties weeping about NuLabour
Toby Young is starting to look like Harry Hill.
“lowly CCHQ researcher or press officer would have been lucky to be on around £35,000″
Compare that to the salary of a scientist with a PhD – about the same or less.
No wonder we’re fecked.
The genius scientists don’t give a shit about the money all they want is the ways and means to do science
“We’re a welfare country” says an audience member.
Yes, that’s the fucking problem!!!
A country on welfare…
a farewell country,it’s been nice knowing
Someone please slap Katie Hopkins. Utter c-unt.
The British public are a hopeless case.They cannot be taught that they are getting the same old shit.If you said this to them they would not see it as constructive criticism as they are programmed to be reactionary.what utter utter thick shits.
Toby Young: “You’re on question time every other week….” Love it.
Katie Hopkins: Nice legs. Shame about the personality.
I bet she’s ultra dirty in the sack though.
I knew someone who knew someone who shagged her, and apparently she has massive flaps.
Oh dear. John Wayne’s saddle-bags?
like a seal
Katie Hopkins just blew her cover
Dimbers just said Blinky will be on the panel in London in 2 weeks!!! Please can one of you go on and tear that c-unt a new arsehole!!! I want to see him ripped apart on QT! Just tell the QT producers you’re a Labour voter so they allow you on.
It doesn’t work that way..the QT researchers will have you watched for a week, interview your friends, and check up on your trade union credentials.
we will
Oh dear. Caroline Flint on This Week. Her tits are looking perky though.
Thats criminally wrong.
No, they’re very suckable.
You’ll find them next to my knees.
I see Brighton Council are offering 4 Positions with a salary of £125,000 . Now what exactly Justifies such a cost to the public purse.
oh dear slimey labour luvie baldric robinson on This Week…
What is it with these demon typists…this is a reply to WMD above re war abroad and nell. A million or more people, many from the countryside, made the effort to go to London to object to Iraq. I’m not sure what your point is. You keep doing this. Labour thrust us into a war in the ‘Stan 8 years ago, and then willingly also poodled up to GW with Iraq. You can’t just pull out immediately, though many people would like to see a faster retreat. What the F do you want? AND, you’ve got nell wrong – she is a (sorry nell) rural, traditional conservative. Sees right from wrong, happy to give the local kids a clip round the ear (worked for me), hates corruption and hypocracy. Frankly, I’d vote for her.
OK. jgm2 clearly PM. Nuclear war will come soon, but it’ll have been fun. Compulsory swearing.
Concrete pump: Minister for Women. Release him. Fuck. Sarah Teather. Are you sure?
Engineer: New Department of Common Sense
Dack Blog: Bird in government who seems to know what she’s doing. Put her in Estelle’s old job. Hope the window-dressing’s OK
Old H: Minister for anti-semiticism and a rant which I unusually didn’t quite get on with (PS not Israel, can’t quite remember..it is late). Made to share an office with London Muslim.
nell: People’s representative to ensure that what they say is what they do. Has the power to enforce knitting.
William Waad: Minister for Inner Cities. We’ll get fox-hunting in Tower Hamlets yet.
Bill Quango: Minister for Insider Trading. Compulsory in the early 80s as a way to top up your quite small salary at the time. Big bang messed it up, though. THATCHER! Loved it.
Shami Chakrabarti: Yes, I know that concrete pump would (see above). Actually quite rational and apolitical. If she doesn’t work out, we can marry her to Dennis Skinner under new laws brought in by Engineer
Me: I’m having a beer
You can’t just pull out. Do you remember the helicopters over Saigon?That day will come in Afghanistan
Missed a couple of posts
AC1; cuts the deficit by £200bn in year one. All debt repaid by four years next Tuesday. In charge of explaining LVT and banning rent-seeking as a phrase, cos it sounds a bit chavvy, innit
can’t find his moniker: Foreign secretary. Lives abroad (Croatia?). Sees what is happening from the outside. Drives back 1500 miles to vote. May combine with the roles of transport minister and tat-killer.
troops out now
if that’s too complicated to understand then the fault is clearly not at my end
Cameron has no intention of getting the troops out in the near or mid term
How do I know ? because he himself at no time has he said they will be returning home within 2, 5 or even 10 years
hypocrisy is supporting a continuing pointless quagmire when you raged against it when New Labour was guilty of enacting it
nell is guilty of that in spades as well as wallowing in the blood of dead troops when it was Brown but trying the same pathetic logistical weasel words you do to excuse Cameron now he is continuing the bloodshed
I do not expect them all out in a day so take that ludicrous straw man elsewhere
but it only takes 5 minutes to announce they are coming home NOW to begin the extraction of our troops from the quagmire even if it takes a few months to complete that logistically
5 minutes Cameron will never use as he is as guilty of warmongering as Brown and Blair before him
sooner or our troops will HAVE to leave but under Cameron it’s going to be far later than the public will stomach, something he is going to find out the hard way
it’s frankly nauseating to continue this pointless bloodshed and pretend there’s nothing Cameron can do about it because he’s only the Prime Minister and no better than the hated Blair or Brown
What about me?
Did Caroline Flint really just say on This Week that she agreed with Lord Myners about the irresponsibility of the government spending money they don’t have…??
Er. there’s no money left – good luck !!
Baldemort, Baldemort, you’re an absolute twat.
What possessed you to write something imbecilic like that ?
‘There’s no money left – good luck !’ you revealingly wrote.
Which just goes to prove, you’re an evil little scrote.
We were all rather shocked at the underlying message.
The Tories have to sort out Labour’s economic wreckage.
Brown raised everyone’s taxes – mostly by stealth,
Gordon’s failed master-plan ? Re-distribution of wealth !
And his ‘brainwave’ of introducing quantitative easing -
It was Labour voters’ palms he was desperately greasing
Didn’t know the post of poet laureate was up for grabs…
Did I really hear on the news following Cast Irons Afghan PR jolly he’s giving £200m of our money to them to build schools and hospitals? How much are the Americans giving? This is the guy asking the British public for ideas on where to make cuts so that we can save, err, British schools and hospitals right?
On a related note: I’ve obviously missed something, but why is the international aid budget ring-fenced? I can understand the political imperatives around the NHS and Education (even if I don’t agree with them – but DfID? What’s that all about then?
You’re wasting your time, Watch.
Foreign aid is a taboo subject here. It frightens the nags.
Last time I looked, the Tories’ own website’s best sales pitch was to flog it as Danegeld but with a new, improved label.
The only cast-iron certainty is that Dave’s got to borrow it before he can give it away and watch it vanish into thin air, like Gordon.
OMG! The fucking sack of shit Cameron makes me puke.
First we have the dirty little joo Bercow left in place.
Next we have the BBC jizzing in his face as he says – oh yeah darling
Now we have him giving £200m for sacks of dope and kids arses in Afghanistan
Cameron is a right c-unt
The Scottish:
“Considering five major risk factors to health – cigarette smoking, heavy alcohol consumption, poor diet, physical inactivity, and overweight – nearly the whole adult population (97.5%) have at least one behavioural risk factor.”
Who would have thought it???
Hadrian did, for a start…
And who has caused it? Scumbag Labour. Their foul Marxist policies enacted at the behest of Westminster probably to keep Scotland poor and dependent so its resources can be stripped by willing satraps.
Isn’t it strange these figure that get banded about. I learned from the BBC that each and every Scot drinks 42 bottles of Vodka a year. Well I have never in my life tasted Vodka let alone drink 42 bottles per annum. My husband has never touched the stuff and a poll of my family – extended – exactly the same none of them “suffer” from any of the things mentioned in your comment. None are overweight, one family member smokes we are all physically fit and none are overweight. That’s just my family (as I say extended family included not just immediate and all our friends and their families). On the estate I live it’s just the same. The local health club – the same. The camera club – the same. The quilting groups – the same. I could go on but you get the message. So there must be some people in this country drinking a hell of a lot of vodka!
By the same token I have never in my 56 years seen anyone eat a deep fried mars bar – in fact I have never seen a deep fried mars bar.
I also don’t know anyone who is or has been on the dole and I am talking about my friends and family, my husbands friends and family etc etc which amounts to hundreds of people. You do have to ask yourself where they get this information from.
OK. So far so good. Why did we English allow them to become our MPs and PM?
Tell the fucking Yankee scumbags to fuck off and see how they like it.
No one fucking likes them not even their neighbours on both sides.
China should pull the plug and let them rot.
Fucking sick of this country being slapped about by America whenever they feel like it.
It’s about time the thick Americans fucking faced reality and got left in isolation for a few years while the rest of us the grown up countries get on with business.
Yes of course the yanks are pissed off about the oil spill ,its on their doorstep they dont give a fuck when their oil washes up on anybody elses coast line
as for Obama he is so low in the polls he is desperate to even get on the box
so he has to do a “General Galtieri” to try to stop the Americans realising they elected a wind bag that delivers fuck all !
Also who let that fucking raghead bitch on Question Time, she should of been at home breeding more sucide bombers at the taxpayers expense like the rest of her ilk.
I went to bed last night with the sad news that two students from Britain had died in a bus crash in SA and many more were critically ill. What a sad start to the world cup I thought to myself.
This morning I wake to the sad news that Nelson Mandela’s great granddaughter was killed in a car crash. Sad news indeed.
BBC reported this morning that it was a sad day for the start of the World Cup – I thought they were talking about the bus crash where we learn that 3 students have died and many more are injured. No, the death of Nelson Mandela’s granddaughter is the reason there is a cloud over the start of the world cup. How can they put the death of one child over another. Both events are sad and devastating for all families concerned.
While I’m here I wanted to wish the England team the very best of luck with their first match on Saturday.
Being right-on. It’s what we do.
CCHQ Staff – 120 redundancies
SpAds @ No.10 – 100% pay rise
“We are all in this together”
What a joke, what a bunch of lies. The front bench are taking a pay cut on the hugh increase in pay they get for being Ministers and Secretaries of State.Every one of them will have more income especially house flipping axe man Alexander. If we are all in this together we are doing the fucking rowing.