Keeping Up With Technology
Now Guido knows that former MP Siôn Simon, who is now editing the Labour leadership tracking website Labour-Uncut, hasn’t had the best of luck with computers and the internet in the past, but today he sinks to a new humiliating low. While pushing Twitter traffic to his site, it appears Simon has pasted the wrong link into his web link shortener.
Don’t know how long before the offending tweet is deleted but when his followers click “http://tiny.cc/ax5eg” instead of getting an informative interview with Eric Joyce MP they are taken to a Swiss website that sells and ships non-prescription Viagra to the UK:
The site states “Our specialized field of treatment is Erectile dysfunction (impotence). Therefore, we offer our customers several sexual enhancers. Alongside high-quality branded products you can purchase a wide assortment of favourably-priced generic sexual enhancers offering the very best quality.” Guido is trying to get hold of Siôn for an innocent explanation, meantime a suggestion for him: shut your work browser when ordering for playtime. Such are the pressures on an old man of a younger mistress…
what a twat
Viagra isn’t something he needs.
Everyone knows Sion is giant prick.
He has that face that only a mother could love
We’re all comparing the size of our policies together.
aint you meant to be cutting the defcit?
Yeah, yeah Guido, but is that in Switzerland or at Switzerland?
Maybe Derek Drooper can advise – it’s not hard, is it? (D’ye geddit?).
Meanwhile, Luciana Berger MP tweets:
The finished product could be rather more popular than some of Siôn’s previous youtuibe endeavours…
he needs viagra, its the only way you could get a prick his size up in the morning.
still its nice to know that his followers need it too, says a lot about what he thinks of them. (and oddly coincides with what i think of liebore supporters too)
The Labour Pain needs something to perk them up.
not as big a prick as Israel. Free Palestine
http://londonmuslims.blogspot.com/2010/06/free-palestine.html
well stop sending missiles over the border you nutjob
Free Palestine! cool I will take 2 pls what’s the guarantee like? as I saw one on the news and it was a total sh+thole !
do you get all the nutters with it as well ?
comes with a bonus olympic sized swimming pool, fine restaurants and whining lefty journos
Wanker.
LM – you should stick to CiF – your comments seem to be more at home there.
What is Palestine pray?
Bits of Egypt and Jordan that for some reason Cairo and Amman don’t want back after a full peace Treaty.
Any thoughts?
Nuke it
The fact that no-one in the middle east wants the ‘Palestinians’ speaks volumes about them. Not even Iran or Saudi wants them. How Islamically useless do you have to be for Iran or Saudi not want you?
Sink the ‘aid’ boats, shoot a few of the survivors, then release the sharks. Let those in Gaza starve.
Simples.
London Muslim – you are a prat, Sir (or Madam), as you’ve demonstrated here too often.
Don’t you realise that Palestine has been maintained INTENTIONALLY as a giant, festering sore for generations by none other than the Muslims of the Middle East?
The incredible wealth of the Saudis, to mention but one nasty gang, could easily have made Gaza a land flowing with milk and honey. But they chose not to do so, preferring instead to dole out cash to innumerable princelings who whizz off to Europe and the USA at every opportunity for VERY unIslamic entertainments at enormous expense.
Get real, matey. Recognise that your ‘brothers’ (with friends like that, gawd help you) want to maintain a, external focus for your, and their, rage against the West for acquiring civilisation and its trappings first, and that Palestine is it. Recognise that you are operating with the mental and social apparatus of Europe in the 13th to 15th centuries. Recognise that you need your own Luther and Henry Vlll, and pronto. Recognise that primitives with Kalashnikovs and nukes will never be able to vanquish advanced civilisations with the same armouries – centuries of development have given us more brain-power than you, and that’s what wins conflicts ultimately.
‘Twas not ever thus. It was Arabia that saved so much classical knowledge after the idiot Christians set fire to the Great Library of Alexandria, where all the known books in the world were stored, robbing us – intentionally – of so much of the heritage of antiquity. It was when your lot turned their backs on printing that your civilisation juddered to a sudden halt, and you’ve been eating sand ever since.
You do not actually have to be so stupid as you are nowadays. You used not to be. Why not give a few of the old ways a try once more?
Nicely put rant.
Nice rant yes. But it wasn’t the Christians that burnt the library in Alexandria.
Yes since it was burned in 48 B.C. there probably weren’t many Christians around yet.
Perhaps he uses Swiss Viagra for an Alpine Horn!
boom boom!
sorry Bill Sion is not a prick, a prick is useful!
Great observation.
Could have been worse, could have been amyl nitrates and rohypnol…
Thats what gordons on init?
Peter Tatchell’s survival kit.
Dave will obviously have to go to Cumbria and Nick will obviously want to go too.
Do they go as a double act?
yeah – like a double-barrelled shotgun – oops
I really do hope that the Coalition government resists the temptation to pass knee jerk firearm laws yet again. Basically the only legal guns we can keep at home under licence are shotguns and .22 rifles. It is quite clear the the Cumbrian nutter had something much more deadly and was beyond the law.
Maybe they should unban legal owners from having the tools to shoot back?
When Seconds count the police are only minutes away.
I agree AC1.
If the gun laws allowed us to protect ourselves, then there could be 11 more of my fellow Cumbrians alive tonight and 25 less injured.
Who’s insane idea is it to have gun laws that guarantee that the only people with guns are the criminals and furthermore that these criminals also have the knowledge that their victims will all be unarmed and defenceless?
If they proposed a law which specifically stated that they would only arm criminals and disarm the law-abiding, who the fuck would support that?
Yet that is EXACTLY the situation we have in the UK today. It is an INSANE policy.
Look at any massacre in Europe or the USA and what is the common factor? The locals are not routinely armed.
The Virginia Tech massacre in the US would have not had more than one death IF that had not been in a designated “Gun free zone” The nutter in that instance knew he could kill with impunity as guns were not allowed.
Legalise gun ownership and let us defend ourselves against these insane people.
The road to hell is paved with “good intentions”, and socialists have a lot of good intentions.
I am not so sure that the Plod had such a good idea when they phoned the pub at Boot to round up all stragglers in the area and invite them inside. Mr Bird would have had a field day if he had gone in for a pint.
if enough of us armed ourselves there is nothing they could do about us except accept it.
FUCK FUCK FUCK!
If only the Telegraph had exposed me just 5 days later, I would have got away with murder.
Labour have always had problems with getting it up!
This might be a better site!
http://ed-newsupdate.blogspot.com/
hacked off
hacked off….?
“Labour Uncut” is clearly Sion’s euphemism for “not circumcised”.
The viagra king uses the web-site as his plaything – signalling his virility and availability to hairy lipped Labour inclined ladies (and gents…..).
My balls are soft,
My dick is limp,
My party’s a bore
And I’m not stiff
Who am I?
Michael Gove: Ed Balls’ Cook Book
Michael Gove: Ed Balls’ Cook Book.
You bastard, Gove. We’re coming for you next !!
Sarah Teather gets excited at the thought of Ed Ball’s mighty muffins.
That look on the bastard Balls right at the end of that clip was priceless. Pity he didnt choke on his own recipes. Blinky eyed twat.
Priceless! I’d not heard of that clip before. I laughed so hard I thought my pants would never dry.
(That’s the great thing about Guido’s blog – every day you are guaranteed to find a diamond among all the nutty slack.)
then again they have lost the buzz of power
Perhaps he really does want to be inside eric joyce
No recipets either lol
I don’t need viagra anymore. I’m a vegetable. But it came in handy when I raped. You don’t think a fat c-unt like me got women consensually, did you?
Tedious.
It’s just a pathetic muslim (I know it’s a tautology) venting his impotence at civilisation.
Nah, it’s a pathetic Twothkeite, I reckon.
Are you an Aden chap?
If you buy the little blue pill from this site, does it come with a glass paradigm? My Missus keeps saying she’d like one of them.
What on earth is a glass paradigm?
SQUIIIIIIIIIRRRRR… (stare) (ruff)
Can anyone explain what the fuck is it with this parrot? How is it meant to be funny?
Mr Slater’s Parrot is a cutie, leave him alone.
If you missed it , labour “honesty”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jun/02/minister-misinform-mps-baha-mousa
What do you expect for such a big cock?
most appropriate for a party of full of self important pricks.
so labourites need help with getting the lead in their pencils? Caused by all their coprophilia and necrophilia.
Unlike you to knock a man when he’s down Guido: perhaps he’s just using the stuff to keep a stiff upper lip, or possibly its just his way of keeping his end up in difficult times. Perhaps he simply likes the “horse’s handbrake” look.
Trouble with my computer ?? No, just problems with my hard drive. All these years of using a floppy
dickdisk.What a fucking prick shamon is. Is Lauras Kuensberger single?
I quite fancy her. Has she got a nice arse? (I bet she has).
I’m an ugly Hunt and I know it. Now leave me alone.
maybe if takes it to stop him rolling out of bed, or to help him not to piss on his shoes.
Maybe he needs it to help find it ?
Ooo. So labour are impotent!
Anybody have a cure for political dysfunction?
Piano wire
Come round to my place ducky.
I’ll see what I can do to get that nasty old dysfunction out of your system!
I’ve got everything ready, and some nice soft silk ropes.
You can struggle – but you’ll never get free!
And you’ll be mine – to play with as I like.
And I can make it last as long as I like – cos I’ll be your Master! Just like Gordon did.
Harperson will scream rape at Siôn and have him locked up without anonymity for this. Rape rape and rape, it’s all that’s on Harriet’s mind these days. A few viagra pills sneaked to Jack should sort her out.
Us Labour lads don’t need viagra! We’re hard 24/7. Wa-hey!
Just one look at his missus though – messes me up fer days – just can’t concentrate on nothing.
Since every member of the liebour party is now officially a loser, mocking their antics such as this one is borderline cruelty to the socially disadvantaged.
Sion Simon trying to get relevant – isn’t pity more appropriate?
No Guido it is not a mistake it is part of his Affiliate program
Can’t believe ths new Tory Government! Job losses are defo comin!
3 Prostitutes in Bradford got axed and now 12 cumbrians get the bullet!
It’s just Gordo’s post-election clearance programme – he’s identified all the non-Labour voters in marginal seats and he’s eliminating them in blocks.
He doesn’t have an alibi – he wasn’t at PMQ’s today. Go figure……..
i cannot have sex with that woman
Last lash of the mincer’s tail today?
http://www.golakes.co.uk/prime-minister-visit.aspx
Labour are a bunch of impotent saddos. Thank goodness they are powerless. They are desperate lot.
Labour Uncut,unadulterated filth with extra Balls and Banana’s.
A quick word from our sponsor.
“Do you have trouble getting in?”
9pm tonight, room 218 at the Holiday Inn in Whitehaven. I’ll bring the gimp mask, you bring the viagra.
Is anyone sick of the world cup already?
yeah, the scots
including the one that ruined this country and andy murry
What world cup would that be?
moaning?
Isnt Mrs Balls on the womans version , Niagra= makes you gush like a waterfall
Niagra Balls?
Beast: genius
(flapflapflap) SKRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRKK!!! (ping)
Nice one Guido! Labour needs to come to terms with its impotence. They deserve to be in opposition because they are ruining everybodies lives with their silly policies and destructive games. Labour are morally bankrupt. The negative impact they have had on my life ensures that I will never vote for them.
If only there was a pill for curing people of the mental illness called socialism.
threre is depuranium
No known cure, however we can split the country in 2 send them all to the northern half and giggle as they go bankrupt. I suggest we call it Scotland
No known cure, however we can split the country in two send them all to the northern half and giggle as they go bust. I suggest we call it Scotland
damm moderation
Mr Simon there is no need of these chemical stimulants. Its all in the mind. Read my book and save yourself money and embarrassment. I suppose you will be doing another YouTude video mocking yourself. Twat.
Fucking idiot.
“Uncut” that would be site for those of a non north London persuasion who didnt attempt to buy peerages?
I would like to see a few of em cut or as they say round here timmed
in my day it was martined
The only thing he appeared to be able to stand, of his own accord, for was his re-election.
50th
is that the position labour are going to come in the next general election?
Look once am elected leader of the party , i will lead them to glory and smash the con dem coalition , I will promise no more boom and bust and i will abolish all white people (except labour members ) voting in the genral election .
YOU GOT THAT YOU BIGOTS!
your lot already did that, you called it postal ballots.
No luck gettin in touch yet guido?
Not only is it wrong and, as yet, undeleted, when I clicked on the link, I was told by Web of Trust that the site had a bad reputation – no shit!
Well hellllooooo
Any regrets about your choice in cuisine, given all the cabinet positions being tossed around to libdems these days?
You were crap in the sack.
Yum yum.
If only I had known about this site before this morning.
I could of gave Sir William Waad a run for his money on a safari. They didn’t nick name me CRACK SHOT for nothing did they.
So let me get this straight labour are going to find that their new members are likely to be dysfunctional in number of ways.
Columbine Massacre: 15 dead, 24 wounded, 2 gunmen.
Cumbria shootings: 12 dead, 25 wounded, 1 gunman
Fuck it, makes you proud to be British
Top of the leaderboard
Michael Ryan Hungerford 16 dead 15 wounded
Thomas Watt Hamilton Dunblane 17 dead 16 of them children
In light of these new statistics, ammendments have been made and indeed Derek Bird is lowered to 3rd place.
Columbine: 2 shooters dead, several accomplices not charged.
I really really really hate this cock
I’ll have it
I could of be in the Olympic shooting team.
He will brass it out.
Tough on dobbers, tough on the causes of dobbers!!!!
It’s a shame Mr Bird killed himself. Labour could have used his talents in case another problem like Kelly comes up.
thought you lot had forgotten me
we will never forget
I always buy a pack of Viagra before I go to Cape Cod.
You know I’m bad, I’m bad, you know it. And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again: Who’s bad in bed?
I don’t need Viagra. I never have a problem shooting my load.
Labour members may shoot blanks, but proper English folk like Derek Bird don’t.
It would seem that his URL is in need of lengthening rather than shortening lol.
Gordon Brown’s book on courage.
Click to make it bigger. [snigger]
http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/9374/swissapotheke1275502291.jpg
It makes you wonder. Labour are so good at shafting the nation but when it comes to their personal abilities, they can’t get it up can they.
Sion Simon’s a nasty piece of work, a lickspittle toad of a man. No surprise to see he needs pharmaceutical help to get an erection. A weak brain, a weak cock.
By the way, has anyone seen Gordon Brown? He seems to have gone AWOL.
Gordons in Broadmoor
Apparently gordon has started writing his next book , which is, so the mirror was saying, to be based on his ideas of Fairness.
he’s not getting the pen until I’ve wrote my appeal
Gordon may be doing a Heath like sulk, and one that will probably last as long, but A.Campbell definately isn’t; after the One Show ( crap name,crap show) the other night, he was apparently on Steve Wright’s Radio 2 show today. I suppose he’s got some rubbishy book to push, but really is he going to be on every BBC programme/show. Just what has he got on the BBC overlords ?
has to be rumanian boys
It’s not about Fairness, it’s about Loch Ness.
Think its about the search for the nokia ness monster
Let me guess these ideas of “fairness” will be
1/ punishing productive people greatly
2/ Rewarding the feckless
3/ Enabling a talent-free bureaucratic class to feel generous with OPM.
Title ideas: Its soooo unfair
Fairpak economics for dummies
My fair mady
Vanity Blair: A novel without a hero
Fairyness – The Rise of the Gauche.
As a lifelong Labour supporter, I saw who’s standing for leader and I decided to pack it in. Cheerio.
lol lol
Don’t buy cillit bang, buy Derek Bird and bang the dirt is gone.
Was Derek Bird really thick as thieves? thick did say he was leaving forever the other day…maybe he meant it in the literal sense.
he was on before
I read that sionsimon was planning on becoming the mayor of birmingham and after that a seat in the lords.
At least that’s what he was telling his friends.
As Mr Bird succeeded in what he set out to do, unlike our incumbent MP, he’ll be our parliamentary candidate at the next election. The fact he’s dead won’t stop Labour supporters voting for him. Look at who they’ve voted into this seat for the last two decades.
As future ruler of this country my first act will to ban cricket as it is a sport for toffs and uneducated labour voters dont understand it .
My second act will be to ban anyone white and born here from voting as the labour party think this is bad for democrcy
My third act will be to raise tax on all those in the private sector so labour voters can have benifits and watch jeremy kyle all day .
Forget the massacre. Everyone should be outraged by the racist town name Whitehaven! It should be called Multihaven!
Like the multi cliffs of Dover
The home of the US President is now the Multi House.
I love multi chocolate
I presume you live in a brownstone villa, eat black pudding washed down with Pitfield’s Dark Star, and holiday in Crinkly Bottom.
Get thee to Cockermouth.
Jamie Reed, the local Labour MP, said it was the “blackest day in our community’s history”.
Typical racist blaming immigrants
Was having breakfast with Lady Joseph this morning and had BBC breakfast on
we both thought we saw Dianne Abbott talking on TV
then she started talking about SPACE TRAVEL
we both said “bloody hell – Dianne Abbott’s an ASTRONAUT? she’s leading a British mission to Uranus or something?
Anyway we started paying attention and it it turned out this large black lady (who seemed very clever) was actually one of Britains leading space scientists and the resemblance was only superficial
My how we laughed
I love a strong, powerful man.
Mr Bird tried to avoid casualties but we should remember that he was only acting in self-defence.
just got told Birdy had a winchester 300 deer hunting rifle
very nice weapon
Henceforth to be known as the Winchester Old Dear rifle.
I could only afford the winchester 300 cheap hunting rifle
He has a meeting with me and Lord Mandelson, I told him to come prepared, big boy
he has spotted it Guido
http://twitter.com/LabourUncut
Hmmmm. How does he know the Swiss meds are dodgy… unless he’s sampled them?
Good for Gove! I hope the right to choice is a theme that is central throughout the Conservative policies.
Can i come back yet Nick and Dave ?
We should be proud that in this great and diverse country of ours it is possible for Douglas Bader (a totally legless man) to become a fighter ace; for David Blunkett (a totally blind man) to become a Cabinet minister, and Sion Simon, a total mong, to become an MP.
Odd really. Used to be a principal qualification for an MP’s job to be legless as often as possible.
I have seen you legless, blind drunk and monged
Be careful what you accuse others of
I was sniffing the fruit beer from the barmaid’s apron Beast, never a good thing. No doubt our mutual shame of that evening will be re-enacted shortly.
My excuse is that I had been sniffing the fruit beer from the barmaid’s apron, Beast.
No doubt our mutual shame of that evening will be re-enacted shortly.
The problem with the communitarianism & cooperatives is they impinge on individual rights.
That’s true. Cooperatives are nowhere near as good as Sainsbury’s.
..and they live in the past. F’rinstance, according to the party.coop web site,
“There are currently 28 Labour/Co-operative MPs including Ed Balls, Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families, as well as seven other Government ministers.”
I think someone needs to tell Dave about the quislings in his cabinet, sharpish.
Excellent spot!
‘…they impinge on individual rights.’
Of course they do. That’s how they were designed. Remember the words of the founder: ‘the greatest good to the greatest number’ – ie sod any minority viewpoints.
Wasn’t Sion Simon Minister for the Interweb and All Things Tecky in a previous existence? Has he perhaps learned that it’s not quite as simple as some people would like us to believe, or did he delegate the job of twittering to someone with a sense of humour?
Kerry Mccarthy?
Makes you shudder when you think how many incompetents were crammed into gordon’s rubbish government doesn’t it?
sionsimon, twatson,aintbustinagut,straw,the militwits, postmanpat, gordon himself of course, kevan, balls and the shrill yvette, hattieharpic, malik and not to mention the unelected one’s like mandy, alastairc, damian, derek,whelan, nye, adonis, sugar.
A government of all the (rubbish) talents indeed!!! And thank the lord that they’ve gone!!!
As for sionsimon for Mayor of Birmingham- not a chance in hell I don’t think!!
Be fair, nell. They were pretty talented at troughing.
Yes indeed and lying, smearing and bullying!!!
and getting away with it then getting re-elected in some cases.how did they do that
By taking inspiration from Phineas T. Barnum?
Ya fettlin’ footling fuckars!
We got talent ya Anglish Tory bastards can oonly dreem ov!
An’ war got talunt such as would fill a whuskey barrel.
Ye’ll ne’er match us fa’ tha’ troughin’ an’ tha’ lyin’
An’ ye’ll ne’er be Luds ‘n Laddies like wot we are.
I rather miss them all. They were magnificent in their idiocy.I doubt we shell ever see such a concentration of buffoonery in one place again.
Which is why I am pleased Fatty Prescott is going to the Lords and why I hope Balls makes it to leader.
It ill behoves a man to make light of another man’s erectile disfunction. But to laugh openly and loudly is nothing short of an outrage.
Under New New New New New New Labour, I will ban, via the legislative process, the ridiculing of flaccid genitals.
I hope that I have made myself clear
Edward ‘Trouble-at’ Milliband
At least I’d have the balls to do something about it.
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under every story. What does this mean?
I like luscious burgers
Come on fess up who else thought when they first saw and heard the headlines;
‘MAD MAN SHOOTING UP CUMBRIA’
that it was Gordon Brown?
He’d discovered you could get a hit off the chemical-laden waters of Lake Windermere.
Labour’s dirty tax laws made me do it.
What on earth does ‘labour uncut’ mean?
Or is that another suggestion for their new name rather like davemilitwit’s idea to call them ‘next labour’ !!!
Is it an anagram?
It’s clearly the dyslexic version of LIEBOUR UCLINT.
outrun a club
we at the beeb know labour uncut as charlie plus some other names snort
I assumed it was “uncut” in the sense of not circumcised. So, Labour for gay men, some of whom may or may not have advertised themselves on the web as “uncut” (remembering one White House lobbyist in particular but not exclusively). Ie a right-on, “edgy”, male in-joke.
Great performance at PMQs by Cameron. Unlike Jonah, he answered the questions. I am surprised Jonah was not there. He was always very keen to ask Cameron questions at PMQs.
Question is, where is gordon??
He got himself re-elected by his Kirkcaldy constituents and said he intended to stay on as an mp at £70k pa plus generous expenses, (not to mention the phenomenal cost of that 24 hour protection team and top range vehicles he now has because of his stint as an unelected pm). So why isn’t he in Westminster representing them??!!
Has he taken sick leave?
nel, in these times it’s best not to ask, or you’ll find out the banal answer of him been seen in his constituancy buying football stickers for his kids. So says Jo Coburn on the Daily Politics, after she had found the info on guess what. Go on. Guess where she’s likely to find such happenings. Yes, you guess correctly – twitter.
The last reported sighting of Jonah was in Morrisons in Cowenbeath.
Sarah Brown tweeted…
Plan B meant that their dad took them to Morrisons in Cowdenbeath to get new World Cup sticker albums…
3:33 AM May 30th via web
I don’t get why anyone bothers tweeting.
But I certainly don’t understand why someone would tweet at 3.30am?
“their dad took them”
Who is their dad?
when every question gets a reply that drones on and on and we all get bored to shit listening to it you will know you have a real government getting on with the job
just got a ticket for shooting a red light when Birdy took aim at me.
Was Birdy listening to rap on the stereo at the time?
I bet Sion Simon has a tiny little penis. You only have to look at his silly, angry-baby face to have your suspicions, and this seems to confirm that he knows he is inadequate.
If he owns a big BMW then your suspicions will be correct. 2010 spec. Beemers have 5m of double yellow lines in the boot as an extra. If you cannot find any to park on, you can now park on your own. Apparently. Buyers of the new M6 get false ‘ disabilty’
parking space road stickers for the same use.
Does S.Simon wear a wig? He aint that old but he does look like a fat porker.
http://www.mattwardman.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/20070424-sion-simon-mp-3.jpg
Interesting (not) chap, sion simons, but not the sort of intelligent stuff the inhabitants of Birmingham want for a Mayor!!!
He’s the MP for Caithness, Sutherland & Easter Ross.
Well done. He is Lord Lucan.
Hahahaha.
Just watched simon sions Cameron rant video again,grabbed a screen shot from it.
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/2401/simonsioncameronrantscr.jpg
If Lucianca Berger wants a real man to give her a jizz moustace then I can accomodate her needs.
Guido,
Your quote of the day from bad Al about his sex appeal. Did he mention that it was Ann Widdecombe that sent him the text ?
Campbell is noted for his spin, lies and exaggeration. And his overheated imagination.
we’ve got the records on our shelves
Tallal Abu Ghazallah, President of the leading firm of public accountants in the Arab world:
“The Jews have to become Palestinians, to be part of that state. My ambition is to get all of Palestine, not just the West Bank…. The Jews could not get a better deal than they would get now if they settle. The US won’t be the strongest power in the world forever. When Israel faces us on her own she will lose.”
I wish that these tooled up homicidel lunatics would once in a while get down to westminster for a spot of target pracstice
F_ck I would even give them a lift, pay for lunch and help with the reloading
You gorra gorra larf. The guy’s an utter twittering twat.
Listen, Liebour won the election sonny Jim and we have the finest idiots. I was so pleased for Harriet today, she showed just how fine our stupids are.
You all might be hard up but I NEED Viagra to keep up with the boys.
I thought you preferred to play mummy.
Sorry to change the topic but another Royal Marine killed, whilst on foot patrol in Sangin, by a roadside bomb.
290 of our lads and lasses killed to date in Afghanistan.
How many more are we going to lose before the government of this country stops our lads doing those suicidal foot patrols to detect and defuse them and brings in robots.
We used robots in Northern Ireland in the 70′s so why are we using our lads for this now??!!
If camerclegg allows another one we can take it as fact he does not give a fuck,he reads this blog.
No I don’t.
What the fuck are they doing there anyway. Liam Fox said the right thing (13th century shit hole) we need to get our lads out now. Who gives a fucking shit about inbred mong Muslims?
They have a habit of landing planes in buildings. Personally I think we should quarantine off areas infected with Islam.
I don’t think that robots can be used to patrol – but they can be used to defuse IEDs.
Also, unlike the UK, the US protect their foot patrols using airborne drones to remotely detect recently excavated earth etc along patrol routes. The MoD could at least adequately equip & protect our troops – but the money’s spent elsewhere.
There was me thinking Sion was already a complete prick.
He’s an incomplete prick.
Liam Byrne* has just won a place in the semi-final of Britain’s Got (no) Talent. He said there was no money left, but does he need a new job so soon?
(* Paul Birling = Liam’s doppelganger )
Howcome the French surrender monkeys manage to deploy their troops with brothels full of prossies yet out lads have to wank over Page 3 girls.
Lets sort out some fucking entertainment and shagging for our lads over in trashcanastan it’s the least we can do.
You think i’m joking as well google French Mobile Field Brothels, the fuckers have been doing since before Vietnam.
“You think i’m joking as well google French Mobile Field Brothels,”
Ah, the internet.
IRAN
Policy: The 1925 Penal Code stated that prostitution was not a crime in itself, but that it was a crime to advocate it, to aid or abet a woman to enter prostitution or to operate a brothel. The current regime believes that execution – by firing squad or stoning – is a more fitting penalty.
Practice: Execution is common. Some Iranian feminists regard mut’a, a form of temporary marriage where the woman has few rights, as akin to prostitution. Under mut’a, it is possible to be ‘married’ for as little as half an hour.
1/2 an hour ? Does that include her cooking breakfast ?
The total tossers at Next Left use the shootings in Cumbria to attack libertarianism.
http://www.nextleft.org/2010/06/its-not-easy-being-libertarian.html
There are a lot more shootings in tyrannies and totalitarian states that in free societies. Keep the flame of liberty burning!
Communists think it’s only their god given right to put someone in front a firing squad, ala Stalin and every other left wing scum bag.
We are the arbiters of the common good.
We have the best interests of the majority at heart.
We are caring and sharing and anyone who disagrees with that is nasty.
And we all know what is best for nasty people.
For the many not the few.
Let us explain…..
we should all be allowed to have mini nukes,say .75 kiloton
Of course if the people had been able to shoot back rather than running away and hoping for the police to do something the number of people murdered might be less.
Phew !! The years as Middle East Peace Envoy now. Making outstanding progress……on making myself very,very rich.
That’s THREE years…magnificent progress eh ??
Posible motive
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/7799045/Cumbria-shootings-row-over-family-will-leaves-12-dead-and-25-injured.html
cops seem to be keeping tight lipped about the rifle,wonder why?
It’s fairly common to see guys with rifles where I live in my part of Cumbria. If they are after deer or just standard pest control, they need the tools to get the job done.
A rifle, or shotty is a tool. No different to a hammer in the hands of a fitter, or a scalpel in the hands of a surgeon
The tool doesn’t kill people. People do.
Sat here this morning with my doors locked and my rifle across my knee, and my shotty close by, I felt a lot safer than some of the poor buggers with no defence that bought it.
You can not legislate against nutters. You can, however, do the best you can to protect you and yours.
This Hunt was 50 yards from my home.
and if you’d of shot him , you’d be facing life
KUWAIT CITY, April 29: Capital Governorate securitymen have arrested seven homosexuals for wearing indecent clothes while sea swimming in Sharq.
After receiving information on a group of homosexuals clad in indecent clothes, the securitymen rushed to the location and found some of the homosexuals swimming and others on the seashore. They were referred to the authorities for the necessary legal action.
Well done lads, outstanding.
Puffs arrested by ‘monkey arabs’, the New York Times and the English Guardian will love this.
“Move on move on, no dead peace-nics here”.
Now tell us ! Public relations disasters. We shit them. Ha, well done.
It takes c**ts like us to make pricks like Sion Simon stand to attention.
This should be twat watch not totty watch surely?
Guido don’t be so Hard On floppy Simon. /
KUWAIT CITY, May 4: The Jahra police have arrested a Canadian man of Arab origin, following a complaint filed by his wife —believed to be a citizen of an unidentified GCC state — for forcing her to have indecent sex with him, reports Al-Rai daily.
In her complaint, the wife said although she married the man four months ago, she is still a virgin.
However, when the husband was summoned for interrogation, he denied the ‘baseless’ accusations, but admitted that his wife is still a virgin.
He told police she is still a virgin because she does not allow him to come near her and asks for divorce.
The husband added the wife fabricated the story because he asked her to return his dowry and wedding gifts. The husband has also requested the concerned authorities to refer his wife to Forensics to prove that her allegations are wrong.
The husband has been released on bail and upon his request she has been referred to Forensics.
LOL !!
People wot “tweet” are brain-dead Hunts , honey .
Fuckin twats x .
E x .
P.S. How does one do it , darlin ??? The tweety thingy , that is .
Don’t worry your little head. This blog only gets 253 hits a month according to MI5. Go somewhere more productive.
Why go incognito, Ewanme?
Can that be an imposter?
Or are you borrowing Nell’s whacky laptop?
OT. Gove’s Academy proposal is looking good.
Members of extremist groups have involved the entire world in the ‘hijab’ (veil) issue. This is considered personal freedom as we are not against any woman or girl wearing ‘hijab’, in the same manner that we do not condemn those who have opted not to wear it. We all know that Allah, the Almighty, stressed in the Holy Quran the fact that in religion there is no compulsion.
Since the issue is related to personal appearance, we cannot force any woman to wear or not to wear ‘hijab’. If a woman covers her head against her will, she is also forced to change the way she looks although she is far from the areas that obligate women to wear the veil. We can cite neighboring countries like the Islamic Republic of Iran and Kingdom of Saudi Arabia as examples of these areas.
Imposing a certain dress code usually ‘whets the appetite’ of some extremists for power, believing they are in control of the whole society. I have received an interesting email that says Al-Shabab – a Somali Islamist group – controls the streets, forces women to wear ‘hijab’, and lashes out at women. Do you know why? These women are wearing bra! The group strongly opposes the use of this undergarment due to its western origin, claiming that it gives men a wrong impression on the actual size of women’s breasts. For the group, this is another form of cheating!
Halima Al-Somaliya, a Somali woman, lamented Al-Shabab has been forcing them to wear ‘hijab’ according to the group’s style. After this, the group banned the use of bra. What a wonderful stand for Al-Shabab! The group probably thinks it can enhance the position of Islam and protect the rights of women through this idea.
I forget, was it the Luciana or Lusitania that sank?
Siôn Simon met a placeman going for selection
Said Siôn Simon to the placeman, “You should give me an erection!”
Said the placeman to Siôn Simon “Have you tried Viagra?”
Said Siôn Simon to the placeman, “Yes, but it falls just like Niagra.”
Siôn Simon went on YouTube pretending to be Dave
But his job, as junior minister, it did not help to save
On Sky he told the interviewer that she should “be quiet”
The Culturalistic tone employed helped to shed some light.
His clairvoyant skills seemed wanting in forecasting increased vote
So did he jump, or was he pushed, off the sinking Labour boat?
Now this giant of media wants to stand as Brummie mayor,
Brum will deserve all it gets, they cannot claim “Unfair!”
And as he stepped down to achieve this dubious feat
Another placeman was crow-barred in, to his former seat.
Don’t come to Brum
We don’t need a bum
If you can’t get viagra
Just suck on your thumb
I fucking dispise that Hunt face Siôn Simon.
LOL
Just heard yesterday in parliament on R4 sounded like Harman gave Dave a good hiding at pmq’s.
That might be how the Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation reported it. But watching it live, Cameron won easily.
Even Mandy admits that New Labour is dead!!!!!!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/guest_contributors/article7142863.ece
Speaking of new technology or old for that matter does anyone remember when when a certain petition calling on Brown to resign was put on the Downing street website? It would be interesting to know if and/or who may have manipulated the result bearing in mind that it froze or slowed down to a crawl when nearing the top spot or am I being paranoid?
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/06/03/boris-unveils-another-talent-he-sings/
Oh hahahaha that is absolutely hilarious! To put the wrong link is bad enough, but one for Viagra, you couldn’t make it up!
Boris has cut a record! Is there no end to his talents and has Simon Cowell heard about this? If Sion needs some sexy music to put the lady in the mood, he should play this, although I want Boris to record Barry White. There is also a Barry White song on the link with a lot of yelping and moaning, so you can compare Boris’s voice with Barry White’s. FABULOUS.
technology keeps up with you!