As the convenor of the grassroots internet-based #Balls4Leader campaign it is Guido’s pleasure to inform co-conspirators that Balls has now been officially nominated by 33 MPs.
Onwards to victory comrades…
UPDATE : Could a co-conspirator come up with a suitable logo for the campaign?
Another Twittish Tweet from Kerry McCarthy | BBC
What’s the Point of Our Anti-Business Secretary? | Ruth Porter
HuffPo Hiring Pro-Iranian Mehdi “Act of Desperation” | Fox News
Krugman is Seductive, Simplistic and Unrealistic | Jeremy Warner
Lower Taxes, Higher Growth, the Statistical Evidence | CPS
Bash the Unions, Gatecrash the Quangos | ConservativeHome
I Told You So: Euro is Doomed | Douglas Carswell
PM Speaks for the Nation When Bashing Balls | Quentin Letts
Time for an Alliance | Dan Hannan
Farage’s Plan | ConservativeHome
Guardian Open News is a Failure | Heather Brooke
Balls Calls for Deeper Cuts | Speccie
Lessons from the Thirties | CPS
PMQs Idiots | Harry Cole
Jon Cruddas is Not the Messiah | Dan Hodges
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
wonderful news , Go balls!
‘Onward to oblivion, Comrades!’
Nobody gives a shit
Everyone knows Balls is never going to win
The Telegraph just scooped everyone including you who supposedly had all the contacts in the new LIbCon Love in
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/7780642/MPs-Expenses-Treasury-chief-David-Laws-his-secret-lover-and-a-40000-claim.html
MPs’ Expenses: Treasury chief David Laws, his secret lover and a £40,000 claim
The Cabinet minister charged with rescuing the Government’s finances has used taxpayers’ money to pay more than £40,000 to his long-term partner, The Daily Telegraph can disclose.
Laws Love Nest Shocker
He was charging the taxpayer less than he would have if it had been a joint mortgage because he didn’t want to be ‘outed’. Apparently the taxpayers should hope for more closeted gay ministers.
How much were we paying Lord Prescott to screw his diary secretary again?
Move along please .. nothing to see here…
apart from the old expenses sleaze we said we would end
As the convenor of the grassroots internet-based #Balls4Lawsmouth campaign it is Guido’s pleasure to inform co-conspirators that Laws Balls have now been officially nominated by £40,000.
Onwards to victory Limpservatives…
UPDATE : Could a co-conspirator come up with a suitable logo for the campaign to keep him in his job?
Look – I’m as tolerant as the next man, but the idea of having an arse bandit running the nation’s books is just disgusting.
Surely there are straight MPs who can add up (and subtract, which is more important in these times of total fuckedness) – why allow an uphill gardner to fuck up the economy again?
Haven’t we learned from 13 years of the Cape Cod Cruise-AIDS-er?
The last thing we need at this time is 9 bob notes…
I see that twat tat and his sockpuppets is out in force again.
twat tat twat tat twat tat twat tat twat tat twat tat twat tat twat tat twat tat twat tat twat tat twat tat twat tat twat tat twat tat twat tat twat tat twat tat twat tat twat tat twat tat twat tat twat tat twat tat
Go here if you want a good laugh
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/centreright/2010/05/what-david-laws-did-with-a-pot-plant.html
This gay midgit
wants his cock and to eat it too !
why is it that every type of sexual deviant known to man
end up running our fucking country
they are not only bent in real life but bent on expences
fiddling fiddlers spring to mind
Just heard Jeremy Browne MP defending Laws by saying he didn’t steal as much as he could and that he was “frugal”
Good job he didn’t say tight fisted
OK it’s against the rules, but why? If the rent’s reasonable, does it matter if his partner owns the property?
Congrats, Ed
I sincerely believe you are doing our nation a great service.
Good luck and best wishes
‘balls is never going to win’.
PLP – around 30%
Union vote – controlled by Unite, around 90%
Liebour party members – who knows?
If Go-Balls gets more than 20% of the members vote, he’s in, and there’s nothing that MiliMossad or MiliGreen can do about it.
Ein fuck, Ein runt, Ein fucker!
Here is my effort
Jus’ a few more days an’ ah’ll be back in power wi’ Balls as ma’ dep’tu.
Yu’all be sorry then.
Ah’ll get ma revenge!!!!!!
Ah nursey! Ah ye gonna prick ma botty agin wi’ ya needle?
Balls is full of come.David Milliband is shooting blanks.
Anti Nowhere League – So What!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZWp5F4IRpw&feature=related
Ball’s campaign theme song!
Guido if you want a logo for the campaign how about a picture of Buster Gonad from Viz with Blinky’s sweaty leering fizzog superimposed on the head.
The motto “Balls” would say it all
Here’s your picture and theme tune in one !
Is that David Laws ?
Thats what David Laws partner ask’s every Friday night
“Have you got my rent boy” ?
Ball’s Leadership Motto ‘So what, twat?’
I nominate him for a peerage, like all the other New Labour dirty rotten scoundrels that Gordon Brown has just made into “lords”.
Fuck me, they are handing the laughable “honours” out like sweeties to anyone with a pulse. Prescott the unfaithful, pompous, fat, ignorant, bulimic beligerant twat.
Also: how the fuck is Floella Benjamin in any qualified to redraft and revise the law? Jesus wept… Is she seriously the best person the Lib Dems had? A washed up lightweight kids telly presenter is their contribution to the revising chamber, their champion to protect our rights and constitution against the executive. Floella Benjamin. No wonder the UK is so fucked.
Milord Prescott – the man who put the Dissolute into Dissolution Honours
Prescott – Lord of the Pies
Prescott, who stated in 2008 that he would refuse a peerage if offered one.
But we already knew that the fat oaf was a hypocrite.
Pickles – Lord of Pies
Arise Lord Prescott of Melton Mowbray!
Mate, you said it all.
what a fucking joke!
I’ll set Big Ted on you if you call Floella again, you c’unt…
I’d rather have Floella in the Lords than Lord of the Pies, John hutton & Jim Knight. Seems all you have to do to become a Labour Lord is hold a couple of posts in govt – fail rather badly at them all – & whoops, you’re elevated to the big BIG trough
So who is this boring Sky fucker?
I went to sleep when he was telling me important stuff.
I support BALLS
Can we Truss that you are serious?
Balls to your comrades, arse against the wall…
Four and twenty virgins came down from Inverness,
And when the ball was over there were four and twenty less,
Singing “Balls to you father, backs against the wall,
If you don’t get shagged on Saturday night you’ll never get shagged at all”.
Ed Ball’s he was there and by the fire he sat
amusing himself,by abusing himself
and catching it in his hat !
“singin ball’s to your father etc….
Testes uber alles.
Balls, Balls, Balls, Balls
Balls, Balls, Balls, Balls
Balls, Balls, Balls, Balls, Balls
Well, yellow, red, black or white, add a little bit of moonlight
For this intercontinental romance.
Shy Ball, sexy Ball, they all like that fancy world
Champagne, a gentle song and a slow dance.
Who makes it fun to spend your money?
Who calls you honey, most every day?
Balls, Balls, Balls — Balls, Balls, Balls.
Well, they made ‘em up in Hollywood, and put ‘em into the movies
Those lovely photographic splendours
In and out of magazines, Miss World and beauty queens
Falling in love with the real big spenders.
But although their world may be frantic,
They’re still romantic, in their own way
Balls, Balls, Balls
Balls, Balls, Balls
Balls, Balls, Balls, Balls, Balls
“Thank you for your support. I shall wear it always.”
Mike Dugher, ” I never drink……….wine “
BALLS UP !!!
This is going to be so funny. Balls has absolutely no idea how un popular he is.
Sooooooooooo Funny!!
Not Flash – Just Balls.
All cock and balls
So Dark Forces attack David Laws.
It was only a matter of time
Well this is either Mad Nads or David Laws.
You can’t do the time don’t do the crime you corrupt sleazebag.
Just when I thought my day was going to be good the first news worthy note I see on the screen is that fat oaf Prescott getting a knighthood. Just about sums up everything wrong with politics. Apart from being elected by the peasantry of Hull (they would have voted for a sheep if it wore a red rosette) the man never achieved anything of note while in office except keeping his secretary happy with working class ‘roughie’sex. He was a total disaster at every Department he invaded. God give me strength so I may get through this day without kicking the cat.
These are Yvette’s.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/insideout/east/series10/week_six/balls203.jpg
Ed Bollox’ bollock makes 4 just like his idol Adolf!
Vote balls, and get a cock for leader.
Ooo! I can hardly contain my excitement.
I can hardly contain my excrement.
Hi
Hi
Big deal! Ball’s claim to fame…..he is a candidate for the leadership of the “There’s no money left” party, third political party in the country.
Oh goody. He’s bound to get in now the unions will be able to pay for the rest of the campaign. I can now look forward to PMQ’s once more with Quasimodo’s ugly descendent at the helm.
did he need browns vote?
He managed without that particular albatross, although he did need the nominations of such ‘honourable members’ as Geoffrey ‘mortgage’ Robinson, Tom ‘?’ Watson, Khalid ‘postal votes’ Mahmood, David ‘scum-sucking pig’ Wright, Kerry ‘Twitter’ McCarthy and Ian ‘Gordon’s PPS’ Austin. More analysis on my blog…
Tom ? Watson is OK. I disagree with his politics, but he is a funny bloke and honourable with it — he stood up against the attempted Mandelson/Adonis/Campbell takeover. Did you notice how he grinned at Guido’s mobette when they were waving bananas at Miliband Major?
His main problem is that he is Scotch, but I suppose that’s not his fault.
I take it all back — I was thinking of Tom Harris. Tom Watson is an arsehole.
Tom Watson isn’t an arsehole = he’s a fat c’unt
That was Tom Harris not Tom Watson.
Tom Watson is ok least he broke ranks a few times especially when he stood up against the digital economy bill while the scum sucking Tories and scum sucking Lib dems rushed and helped scummy Labour pass it.
Not sure wether to laugh or cry!
Worse still CAMERON is to make Prescott a LORD!!!!
We’ve got to stop this!!
Anyone interested???? I will personally head the campaign against it and spend whatever it takes to stop this idiot making a mockery of our country!!
Who’s in??
I’m in.
I’d love to see the fat fucking hypocrites face if the campaign took off.
I hate Prescott a great deal.
Me
Ian Blair is worse. But, yes, the loathsome and stupid fat git should not be rewarded for a lifetime of malevolent failure.
Didn’t I sack that tosser for gross arrogance & incompetence ?
I’m fucking outraged!!!
I’m out.
Disagree.
Making Prescott a Lord will only arm his detractors with further ammunition.
So whenever he’s rabbiting on like he’s some Socialist Purist we can remind him, LORD Prescott of the WideBoy Manor, croquet playing, secretary shagging, eating disordered fat Hunt that he is like a shit wine – worse with age.
Arise, Lard Tosspot Cannibal!
‘is lass deserves it.
You can sort out Sir Trev. Tell the tubby one that new boys have to sit at the back facing the wall and are only allowed to speak when if a more senior Lord asks them too.
All junior lords must wear stockings and garters and denim miniskirts and full regency wigs at all occasions..and Friday is Bare arsed day, if it falls on the 3rd..
You know , give him the whole made up ‘arcane and venerable ancient laws of the upper chamber’ guff. The aristocratic equivalent of sending him for some striped paint.
Or cheese foreskins?
27 …then, of course, there’s the initiation. Does he know that ever since the Tudors, Yorkshire Peers have been required to bring, and eat, a white rose, saving the stem and its prickles till last?… and has he also yet been told that the Feudal duties of Yorkist Peers include that of ‘executing a Bumbulum’ before Her Majesty, and that it was failure to observe this rite that caused the First Queen Elizabeth to banish her ‘naughty Godson’ – inventor, as it happens, of the flushing loo, or jakes?
I can be in no doubt but that The Earl Marshal will at some point inform Mr. Prescott, that, for the first year of his sitting, he will be expected graciously to allow any and all of his Peers whose Peerages are more senior to his, to enter their food and drink expenditure in the House against his name, while, for the greater unity of the Realm, all and several Lancastrian Peers shall have the added hospitality afforded them of use of his Wife – whether in London, or in the County of Yorkshire, or in any of her Majesty’s Dominions, including Calais, Canada, the Revolting Colonies, most of Africa, the Indies (both East and West) and other such places as may by Her Majesty’s will be from time to time determined. To him will fall, annually, the signal honour of bearing before The Heir Apparent his Easement Piece, and of loyally disposing of the contents of the same…
Lord Prescott of ‘ull….
Nah, he said himself that he wouldn’t accept it.
If he did so now, that would make him a hypocrite as well as a clueless, uneducated, inarticulate, uncouth, lumpen leftie idiot.
Just call me your Lardship and also refer to Pauline as Lardy Prescott.
Now where are the other Liebour hypocrites who said they hatd the House of Lords ?
The trough’s over here !!!!
Hypocrite Prezza !!!!!!!!!!!
Where’s your decency, man ?
Remember what you’ve fought for as a lifetime Labour man.
Disolve the House of Lords and Independent Schooling
(oh… wait… forget that, will you ?)
nothing worse than a bunch of hilarious hypocrites is there ?
Repeated further down the page –
Join our campaign to stop John Prescott getting a peerage. – http://www.gopetition.co.uk/online/36675.html Say No To Lord Prescott
#stopprescottspeerage – twitter hashtag
COME ON GUIDO WE NEED SOME SUPPORT HERE MATE!!
Just when I thought this country could not get more laughable.
FFS Lord Lard of Bulmaniac.
I’m in Sir Trev.
I SUPPORT YOU MATE!
Done!
Only 14 signatures so far. Surely there are more people who cannot bear the thought of this troughing hoon becoming a Lord. His expense account will get bigger FFS!
Guido do somethin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sign Here – http://www.gopetition.co.uk/online/36675.html
Prezza has been a lard for years.
Guido, Victory for Balls plan C, section 6, paragraph 5, line 3 must be put into action from 1900hrs this evening.
YC’s journal
Went to John Prezza’s BBQ. He had loads of people there to celebrate being made Lord of Hamm. D.miliband kept making jokes about the strength of his punch and everyone was very jolly. Well, almost everyone. Ed was being that aloof, cold person he has become lately. He refused to congratulate John, saying he could have been a lord but he didn’t want to be one. He wouldn’t have anything to drink, just pepsi as “it started in America”
As he took a bite out of a burger a wasp flew into his mouth. He started gasping and puffing and holding his throat. “Stay back..I’ll dislodge it” he said. He hunched his shoulders and began doing a jaw drop breathing method that seemed very familiar. The wasp flew out but Ed was still troubled and he continued to do that odd breathing thing all evening.
Are you all right? I asked him.
“I’m fine. Actually, its quite good breathing like this. Helps my sinuses,” he said.
“Keeps the bad headaches away. iI may keep it up. It doesn’t look odd does it?”
“Enjoying the party Nutssack?” called Prescott.
“erm, well, i erm, am not party leader yet, but when i am i will be not so much enjoying as leading the labour party to new heights and reaching for..”
“I meant me Lordship party tosstwonk, you’re as fun as one of my farts in a pillow case. Leave that windsock there girl..’ere..Cooper..wanna see me hide the Richmond in some XXXL ‘y’ fronts?”
Ed insisted it was time to leave. “I’ve work to do in the cellar, erm, I mean office.. Its the right thing to do..”
He really isn’t much fun since he began … changing.
Balls to the wall, sorry, backs to the wall! Tackle out job!
I guess I’ll be sucking Ed’s balls tonight to celebrate.
You’ve got a figure like a boy Yvette, which figures.
…..and he’ll be sucking your balls too. “Yvette” ??
ONWARDS TO OBSCURITY!
ALLEZ ALLEZ!
Is Yvette one of the signatories?
Yes and twatson too I believe!!
and that arse Geoffrey Robinson! What a bunch of dead-beats.
Gordon told me to do it.
She’s backed David.M.
Don’t tell Ed..he ‘s grumpy enough about the campaign already.
of course she is – if he is leader he will be away from home more allowing her more time for other activities.
The 33 votes were probably Postal Votes!
With this demented killer in court today, isn’t it nice to have a PM in Downing Street who’s a normal human male? Very different from the Ipswich murders, when the resident in No10 at the time was himself an unhinged psychopath.
Ah’m only becooming t’Lord for our Pauline, so fook off tha’ miserable toffs.
Stop Prescott’s Peerage! – http://whogoeshome.co.uk/?p=1298
+++laugh+++
gordon’s last act of vandalism – his peerage list for all his syncophants. And sending prezza to the HoL is the last nail in the HoL coffin.
cameron and cleggie must reform it now and make it a wholly electable house. At the moment it’s a cesspit full of labour trash.
Problem is the dolescum, benefit scroungers, BBC watchers etc will vote for people like prescott anyway. Best system was hereditary one but that of course was modernised away in favour of one where rich people buy seats from tony blair.
I wouldn’t vorte for Prescott! He’s a fat fucking hypocrite
Well done Balls you will make a lot of people happy. Now how is that ugly, obese, ethnic hypocrite Abbot getting on? I thought she was ahead of the two ugly brothers of smarm the repellent Milipedes.
I saved the world.
……
I said I saved the world!
…..
Someone pay attention to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck off you hoon
I’ll get Alistair to do a Dr Kelly on you, sunshine!
I’m still Prime Minister! Yes I am! I am, I am, I am! I am the Crossbow Mong!
Those kids are clones. There’s not a hair between them – one is just bigger than the other but aside from that zilch! That’s not normal, siblings have differences unless they are identical twins and they’re not – unless of course they are so to speak.
Each one is exactly the same apart from the other one.
Get over it.
What are you doing out of bed ! Orderly, quick, come in here and strap him back down !!!
Fingers crossed!
So balls as now got himself enough supporters to join the race.
Looks likely that the unions will do the rest and make him leader. Perhaps we could lobby the Unions to make sure they do support him to the hilt?!
I do hope they will, excellent news!, who said only in America can you aspire to become the President of the World (well nobody actually, except Gordon who took hyperbole to dizzi-ing new heights). Guido breathes sigh of relief, yes! there is a God.
The Labour Party is soooo broke, it needs the Unions more than ever… they will champion Balls, they’ve got brains! I can’t wait, this is more exciting that buying an iPad! Balls will be the greatest Labour Leader ever!
Ace! Can we have a full list of his nominators?
And what can we do to ensure his victory?
Or have “the boys” got the goods on enough party activists to make it happen themselves?
http://www2.labour.org.uk/leadership-candidates/3/Ed_Balls
(apart from Two dinners) Who ARE these people ??????
I’m over here, “Mr” Balls.
Awaiting your call to arms and to greatness once again.
My blog has some history for each of Ed’s nominators and there are some real corkers!
I cannot believe there are 33 people with such lack of self respect and brain cells.
This is the Labour Party we’re talking about, come on!
If a pot plant added its name to the list the average IQ of the signatories would be doubled.
Claps
I did so as a person who thought it was a closed shop to the likes of me a simple working class lad but you know Tony created a meritoclassery in which the toffs no longer monopolised the upper house and it is now open to poor people like me and after all my cruise liner stewarding skills should come in very handy I’ll be able to serve brandies and grovel to all the old dodderers but you know the one thing that’s sad is the sheer lack of crumpet in there I mean have you seen the state of them it’s fine if you want them to take their false gnashers out and give you a good gumming but that’s all you’re going to get most of them have got necks like scrawny old turkeys but you know what I say any port in a storm well from now on it’s out with the ginsters pies and in with the pheasant and the sherry toodle pip me old chums
Wot about me, Prezza. Don’tcha wann it wiv me no more?
I am the Crossbow Mong.
I live in No10 Downing Street.
I plead not guilty.
I plead guilty to saving the world.
Ballsy go go go!
Let joy be unconfined!
On me Ed, son.
So who are the MP’s who hate Balls so much that they nominated him?
For your campaign logo I suggest a dead horse being violently flogged.
Hahaha…
“For your campaign logo I suggest a dead horse being violently flogged.”
Jimmy, no need to bring your private life into this.
I suggest one of the following as Blinky’s campaign song:
Great Balls of Fire
Swing Low (sweet chariot)
The Balls Song (by Elmo)
Chocolate Salty Balls
Big Balls (AC/DC)
Dirty Balls (W.A.S.P.)
Tomorrow Belongs To Me
or of course the Mr Ed Song.
Rubber Balls {Bobby Vee}
Tin-Balls Lizard – {Elton John}
Don’t stop me now – {Queen}
I’m having such a good time. I’m having a Balls.
Here’s a logo until a customised one can be found. Perhaps a blending of this one with a swas.tika
http://www.redicecreations.com/winterwonderland/hammersickle12.jpg
Let the Balls commence.
Ein Cock, ein Wife, ein Failure !!
Join our campaign to stop John Prescott getting a peerage. – http://www.gopetition.co.uk/online/36675.html Say No To Lord Prescott
#stopprescottspeerage – twitter hashtag
Number 28
Campaign Logo, loosely based on Rock-Paper-Scissors:
Balls beats Banana.
It’s New Politics…as usual…
No need to be hard on the kids, they’re not even his.
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9995383
No.No. Dack you’ve got the wrong idea . We want to make him look attractive!
How about this with the caption…..
http://dukduk.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/utopia.jpg
‘Vote for me. I’ll promise Utopia – welfare benefits for everyone!!! – then we’ll never be out of power’
so Nell, the answer is…… ‘Vote for the Scrote ‘ !!
Typical of Balls to stand in front of the graffiti cock
A ‘groomer’ in action
Ed’s Gonad oo it
++applause++
gutlessgordon, who cannot be found anywhere at the moment, has had his list for peerages pubvlished today – full of trash much as one might expect with prezza at the top of the list.
But why did even gordon stoop to nominate paulboateng, who scandalised S.Africa with his disgraceful behaviour whilst he was labour ambassador, hilary armstrong whose vitriol makes damian mcbride look positively cuddly and worst of all ian blair the troughing ex met police commissioner that did so much to destroy public trust in our police force as he uncaringly presided over the scandalous killing of the innocent Jean Charles De Menezes, just 27 years old when he died, without ever having the decency to even say he was sorry.
It’s Gordon to a tee – the useless shitbag is still playing tribal politics trying to get one over the Tories by ennobling a load of shit Labour hacks.
Prescott’s elevation is disgraceful but Ian Blair’s should be rejected – the tool was sacked for being incompetent and politicising the Met.
Let ‘em all in – then reform the place. All elected… ah, the tears, the tears.
In the period between cut expenses to zero.
It’ll keep fat parasites like Prescott and Quentini Davies well away.
Slightly off topic – Wilf Stevenson got one as well – the useless prick has done nothing other than lick Gordon’s arse and run a bogus charity.
No. Increase their expenses by a large amount immediately! That way, it will hurt more when they are cut out….
I’m not an expert but his nominees appear (with a few exceptions) to be 2005 and 2010 intake backbenchers and/or troughers. And figures someone could get me/Guido? What is the correlation between nominating Balls and having suspect expenses. At a rough glance it looks like >50% on the basis of the few nominees I can recognise.
Interesting isn’t it that 2 of his nominees, twatson and iainwright shared a tiny flat in london for which they claimed, jointly, more than £100K ACA.
Wonder what they spent it on?
And on top of that twatson claimed his max in food – well he would, wouldn’t he??!! Talk about billybunter!!
I’d be happy to throw together some logo ideas =) Contact me with any ideas if you like!
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When you have balls,men will follow,we have balls,you have bananas,well it’s friday eve time to go and have a few drinky poos
I hope someone, who can work this stuff, will put together a clip of Prescott’s previous outbursts about the House of Lords.
Logo
Balls dressed as Major T. J. “King” Kong from Dr Strangelove
Dropping Wahooing’ from the bomb bay ‘ astride a
banana.
I’ll put you down as a “don’t know”.
Tell us what you really feel on the matter Sam don’t hold back.
” Could a co-conspirator come up with a suitable logo for the campaign?”
The three pawnbroker balls would seem aposite given his unfortunate name and that his monetary ineptitude has made pawnbroking one of the few growth industries left in the country, that and pornbroking of course.
Campaign Slogan:
Scratch The Rest – Don’t Scratch Your Balls.
Me and the lady wife wot are soon to be Lord and Ladyee are in full support of the Executive, brothers, and as also I know Traycee likes balls and, when she’s around I’m always up for it, I’ll give ‘im vote.
Eds the king of the swingers
Yvette is queen of the mingers
What a deluded twit (A)
Eddie,you are going to get fucked even harder than your wife is currently getting reamed by that journalist (Daily Mirror)
SO WHAT!
It was a Daily Telegraph journalist last month.
Simon Heffer?
That really is a definition of cognitive dissonance, dude…
Vote Balls Get Bilderberg
Is that one of those horrid German liqueurs?
+++++BREAKING NEWS+++++BREAKING NEWS+++++BREAKING NEWS+++++BR
EXCLUSIVE++++EXCLUSIVE
The BBC can confirm that Mr. Edward Balls has gained the required number of nominations to set him on the path to political oblivion.
Other BREAKING NEWS: Conservatives win a seat somewhere up north.
Elsewhere: Do my shoulders look small in this suit? Is purple really my thing or should I stick with yellow?
Did I REALLY catch a glimpse of Hazel’s snatch on This Week?
+++++BREAKING NEWS+++++BREAKING NEWS+++++BREAKING NEWS+++++BR
Diff’rent Strokes star Gary Coleman dies after brain haemorrhage.
Now, over to Dan for the weather. How’s it shaping up, Dan?
Gary never met Jonah, did he?
RIP Gary
Does anyone know where he’s been for the last week?
“Now, over to Dan for the weather. How’s it shaping up, Dan?”
Well it’s nice out, and it’s shaping up very nicely lover boy.
Hi. You called?
So it was his last stroke?
Nah, he couldn’t quite reach.
The UK is an utter laughing stock throughout the World with Prescott being made a Lord. What an uncouth, ill-educated, impolite, inarticulate, bully boy buffoon, self regarding trougher and ignorant man he is. He has brought shame and humiliation on Britain on countless occasions and I hope with Her good sense, H.M. refuses to accord him the honour.
Closer to home, there is the matter of Fergie to sort out first.
fat uncouth trougher that cant keep its pants on?
Yeah that would be Sarah Ferguson
The UK is an utter laughing stock because it has a House of Lords
The excellent choice of The Rt Hon Prescott to become a Lord is to be applauded. It clearly demonstrates what a Welshman can achieve and also shows the naked truth of the inherent worthiness required to become a Lord like Fondlebum and the rest of these wasters of our taxpayer pounds.
I have to say that it was always a priviledge to suck up to Both of Gordons balls and I will be willing to help out again in any future Labour administration
Former child star Gary Coleman has died. RIP
He never met McDoom, did he?
“What you croaking about Willis” ?
Lord Pieface of Vulgaria.
Lord Prescott of Mangledsyntax in the City of Hull, and Pie’n'pasty in the County of Yorkshire.
I hear he’s to be called Lord Prescott of Arsehole. Class name.
Lord Pressarse of Whole-Scott
Look on the bright side. At least now Their Lordships will be able to order a G&T without having to leave the chamber.
He has already chosen Lord Prescott of Prestatyn to honour his Welsh roots.
As in: I had to Presstatynto Tracey?
A logo slogan….
Ballsup for leader?
Delud-Ed?
despite the startling resemblance My husband Ed is not
“The crossbow cannibal killer” nor is he a relative of the Hitler family
Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive!
If Balls gets in he will be UNITES Puppet – the last thing this country needs is a Union tugging on a string tied to the Prime minister’s Balls.
This is a silly idea and no good would come of it.
so be it.
It started in America
I love my wife. Did I mention I love Sarah? I love her very much. I love Sarah. Did I tell you I love my wife? I love her. I love her very much.
Do you really ?
Go on, gimme a beardie Darling.
yes i was married once, don’t worry, you will soon get over it dear
Will Sarah divorce before Vince leaves the government ?
On a serious note Milliband and Balls could be a dream ticket if campaigning together
“Gonad and not Begotten”
Gonow and Bestforgotten.
Gon-Ed (Balls).
Co-conspirator? Sounds like something out of Billy Bunter when the remove pull each other off in the dorm.
Meanwhile, Spain is F*CKED!!!
http://ftalphaville.ft.com/blog/2010/05/28/247066/bonfire-of-the-sovereign-ratings-fitch-strips-spain-of-its-triple-a/
They might win the world cup though
As the Rock Group’s greatest album was named:
“Who’s Next”
Italy is next…and wait for the USA..coming soooooooooon..!
I think a lot of you are very unfair to Mr Balls. I think he is a sensitive, diplomatic and wise young man, and both I and many of my friends think he is quite attractive. Don’t forget that it was Mr Balls’ diligent and far-sighted stewardship of the economy that put us in the best shape in the world to weather the global recession.
If there are any Labour party members, activists or MPs reading, let me tell you that I feel Mr Balls actually has a lot of support in the country.
For the sake of the Conservative party, I truly hope he does become leader of the Newest, refomulated Liebour party. Then the Tories will be in for decades!
Please elect Balls, cause that’S all Liebour really have to offer, just BALLS.
23 signatures in 3 hours, we need more effort guys c’mon let’s stop this before it’s too late
Stop Prescott’s Peerage
http://www.gopetition.co.uk/online/36675.html
No! Let him be made a peer.
Let the obscene spectacle if this aberration of mr blobby be paraded into the HoL and be on the front pages of every newspaper and on every news tv screen!!!
It will give cameron and clegg the public support they need to make the HoL the elected house that they want and to get rid of all the trash that labour has stuffed into it over the last 13 years.
A new broom and all that!!!
I can’t allow it nell, there are certain things that must be stopped and this is just about the limit for me.
Anyone but Prescott. I can’t believe Guido is being so passive about this.
Just because DC is PM we don’t have to take every piece of shit that comes our way.
Stop Prescott’s Peerage – #stopprescottspeerage
http://www.gopetition.co.uk/online/36675.html
He won’t be there for long. The Coalition’s changes to the constitution will sweep away the Hereditaries to replace them with an all-elected Senate (though personally, I rather hope the Law Lords and the Lords Spiritual remain).
So, Two Stoats will have to shell out a suitably huge sum to his tailors for his new outfit, shortly before he is abolished.
IT’S A FUCKING DISGRACE!!!
I for one do not wish to this this colossal twat disappear from public life, at least not until the telly improves.
It’s Brown’s way of ensuring that one of his most hated British Establishment – namely House of Lords – is swept away.
Sadly, you have to agree that this prime objective of British Socialism has been met.
It’s been Trojan Horse policy – and we now have Conservatives leading the charge to abolish the Lords ?.
Sad, Sad, Sad …. a check and balance on Government corruption and idiology for centuries has been trashed.
Another nail in the coffin for the great British Establishment.
Unfortunately anon the Hol at the moment is stuffed full of labour trash .
The only way to get rid of it now is to have an elected HoL – do you really want sugar, uddin, the four labor lords who sold their favours like whores, prezza, ian blair , hilary armstrong and on and on and ……….. to be representative of the 2nd house??!!
Time for Change! And when the country watches mr ‘prezza’ blobby walk into the HoL they’ll agree!!!
My point exactly.
Sadly they have trashed it.
Their objective met.
Doesn’t mean I need to rejoice in the need to disband it as an institution.
We ALL lose in this respect.
Simply makes me detest these Socialists even more and support the RADICAL agenda this government will deliver.
Fucking Scum and trash
When you say Mr Prezza Blobby, do you mean Lord Prescott of Prestatyn?
No, Prestwattingstatyn.
So why not simply terminate the contracts of all themso called life peers and re-import all the hereditaries who, after all, used to do quite a good job at revising draft laws.
Will the Unions now support balls – that’s the question?!
Let’s look at Union funding. gordon made sure that the unions received £millions of taxpayers money by way of grants during his tenure of No.10.
In return the unions donated some of those £millions to the very hard up labour party. (money laundering)
Now that cameron and cleggie are in government the taxpayers £millions to the unions are going to cease.
The grasping unions are going to want a leftwing leader of labour that they think they can put back in government, next time around, to siphon off taxpayers money into union funds again.
Without that, Unite is going to have to cut jobs – with luck whelan will be the first to go!!
Well, I certainly don’t want the Unions supporting my balls, and I definitely don’t want Whelan anywhere near them.
Ooh you are awful engineer, but I like you.
Well hello damian !!! Half term now isn’t it.?!
So you have some time to come and make a nuisance of yourself on guido’s blog.
You poor sad thing you!!
No really engineer, you are fucking awful.
+++laugh+++ Eng you’re just too bad!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Is Cameron actually going to stop this though? Never heard him talk about it. It was called the modernisation fund or something like that wasn’t it? Labour have truly wrecked this country.
O/T
I see Helen Liddell (yes, she of Mafia Monklands) has also been annointed..
John Smith, Speaker Martin et al.
The Catholic Labour Mafia
Jeez !
http://helenliddell.tripod.com/monklands.html
Fucking chavs! No class.
Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid. but Reid and Liddell ARE class in Monkton.
I know, I know…
Given the size of cape he’ll need, Prescott should now be called Two Stoats.
…or Lord Prescott of Two Shags.
Fat bastard.
Blaaaaaaaargh!!!!
Flattery will not do much for you
Keh….kuh..
schizo nutter
Balls 4 Labour
New Labour new Balls
The Labour party = the Balls party.
‘New labour is dead’
militwit says that’s Ok because his vision for labour is ‘Next Labour’ (wonder what that means?)!
balls vision for labour is ‘welfare for everyone’ labour (that means welfare for all of us and over the top expenses for all of them!!)
I wonder what happened to ‘manufacturing labour’ or ‘ working class labour’ ???
They’ve disappeared haven’t they??!!
The Libservatives coalition has just been fucked up the arse
mmmmmmm….nice.
Not the Next but the Next New Labour therafter – the Future Next Therafter New Labour (squared)
Motto “We are Listening”
Mandate: We will try to stop ruining the country by taxing and wasting taxpayer money better than before.
Promises: We will not place corrupt non-elected members into office more than 3 times in one elected period.
He only managed it by nominating himself and getting his wife to nominate him too. What sort of a mandate is that?
The same man-date he had with his boy-wife “Yvette” ?
“I did not have sexual relations with that ladyboy.”
Oh Dear!
“I did not have sexual relations with that landlady.”
He he – nice twisted brain yo have
May I suggest the slogan,
“Balls for Leader, Balls to the Country!”
Or is that a little on the nose? You could fashion the double “l”s to look like little scrotums.
Labour need Balls
I need balls.
Empty my sack, bitch.
Empty my sack, bitch!
Use your own lines you fucking parrot.
no logo – how about a song ?
no logo – how about a song ?
S-A-U-S-A-G-E-S
I think we all know you’re gay and like sausages Mr Laws.
GO FOURTH WITH BALLS.
Little poision for the system
\”don\’t vote for c\’unts – vote for balls.\”
O/T Here we go again.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/7780642/MPs-Expenses-Treasury-chief-David-Laws-his-secret-lover-and-a-40000-claim.html
Something has just occurred to me – that perhaps Alastair Campbell was intending to “out” David Laws on Question Time, and that the QT editor knew this – hence the shrill protests at being denied their prey. The timing of the Daily Telegraph revelation is a little odd, otherwise. Could be that Laws is letting the DT help with the damage-limitation.
An interesting thought. I feel the coalition should demonstrate the same firmness as the last government, by having Alistair Campbell murdered, like David Kelly.
Damage limitation isn’t going to work. He’s gone.
If I can come back, ( three times – so far )
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Perhaps you are right.
Independently I read blog responses (quite rightly) declaring that open government had no right to dictate who the BBC can or cannot invite onto any of it’s programs.
Quite right.
But the Government CAN dictate whether it can or cannot remain as an “independent” taxpayer maintained and funded institution.
A 5% “real” reduction in annual funding will deliver the desired result.
Been a long time coming.
Bring it on, BBC. You are swallowing the bait.
RIP & Good Riddance
Bring it on BBC!
Just watched NewsFright doing a piece on the recovery, lots of graphics showing an upswing, and yes there was Gord. To Al Beeb it is as if the election never happened.
I am glad the ToryDems didn’t take the bate; bad Al has nothing to lose. And when your opponent has nothing to lose they are at their most dangerous.
I hope next year the Tories piss all over the Beeb.
bait not bate. Whoops!!!
Hope ?
They already have.
The beginning of the end started on QT last night.
And Dimblebee went for it 9and Harmann wasn’t there to stop him)
Hook … Line…. Sinker.
RIP BBC
David Laws will sort them out
First headline all over the BBC World tv today – the Laws story, complete with sycophantic commentary from Mike Serjeant – and not a peep about Darling’s house flipping, or the Nulav MPs being charged for expenses fraud or anything else to put it in context for overseas viewers.
The problem with the Beeb is not what it tells you, but what it decides not to tell you. the quicker they get their marching orders the better.
the BBC made David pay me £40,000
Indigo
Astute thinking; you may be wrong, but that does not seem to be the way to bet.
Well called.
Another reason to abolish the BBC licence tax. FoI request anyone?
If Campbell knew it he would have leaked it just before the QT and then accused the LibCons of running away because of it
The Telegraph had it but wanted it all to themselves as usual
Apparently the Crossbow Cannibal read McDoom’s book on courage.
Sadly, one of these sociopaths, an intellectual, who has directly caused the death of a handful of people and the ruination of dozens of lives.
The other, however…
He met the great McDoom when he visited the University of Bradford on his farewell tour. Required as part of his criminology studies. Jonah effect hits West Yorkshire – nobody is safe.
Nuts to Balls.
Prescott
Reid
McConnell
Liddell
Browne
Blair
Spin that if you can ?
fucking wankers
And the Englishman is?
English ?
Why shouldn’t they honour a nation that returned 90+% socialist MPs to Westminster and therefore decreed a LibDem government when England demanded an end to Socialism ?
Labour and SNP are Socialists – ask nyourself why would Salmond ONLY talk to Brown in an attempt to support a failed administration ?
As a scotsman you want to set yourselves free of this socialist scum forever.
Hmmm. A bit preoccupied tonight; will get back to you on this one.
lol
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Would it be accurate to describe these as “backdoor” payments?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His arse smells of rancid cum
Yours too ?
mines smells of Nick Cleggs
I might swallow cum, but you common fuckers will swallow my financial cuts. Deal with it.
bye bye!
Why ??
And then you woke up.
In the House of Lords, in charge of HM government,
ruiningrunning the Country !!Now watch the Conservatives ‘stick up’ for him
This will be fucking great! Victory for the comedy coalition!!
Everybody forgives gays you dopey fuck.
£40,000
You fucking gay basher, fuck off.
Really, £40,000 ?
Wow.
That’s right. £40,000
Really… £40,0000 … really ?
Oh NO !!!!!!!!!!!!
Only 5 years to repent…
You lost, we won.
Enjoy the ride, Loser – give us a call May 2015… until then …
as David Laws would say, May 2015 MY ARSE! Ha ha ha ha!
Dave had better get on with gerrymandering the constituency boundaries and cleaning up postal votes then. Labour fucking hate level playing fields.
The rumour of my demise has been greatly exaggerated.
I must admit I had no idea that Laws was a whoopsie.
Is that why he is a Lib Dem, and not a Conservative?
The rumours of his homosexuality have been going around for a while.
Not bothered.
As long as his lover doesn’t turn out to be Mandelson.
Well, if Laws wants to get shafted by a vampire, he can just argue fiscal policy with John Redwood.
YES! Here it comes. (as Laws would say haha!)
Conservatives having to stick up for Laws from the so called ‘squeaky clean’ Liberal Party when they would have been shitting themselves with joy to slaughter him only a few weeks ago.
It just doesn’t get any better than this.
How long will Guido try and ignore it like he still does with David Davis and Redwood ?
David Cameron is a top man with an arguably fruity wife.
I would have thought this was more of a problem for that pocket-rummaging Spaniard-fancier, Nick Clegg.
Dave can always complain that he can’t get the staff. He probably does a lot of that over breakfast, anyway.
sorry chum
Cameron has to make the choice whether to sack him or not
and this is where things get interesting
It’s not too difficult really. He just sacks him. There is no room for corrupt politicans.
Nah..
Even better, keep him in place or “have” Clegg take him out.
Either way, it’s no problem.
I don’t think he has any choice either after all the talk of New Politics
but will Clegg tell him to go too ?
and will he be replaced by a Conservative or a Liberal ?
Precognition
Go, stay, Cameron or Clegg, tomorrow, Monday, Tuesday… it’s insignificant.
It’s a Conservative administration for 5 years.
Period.
Saying something with mock authority will not make it true
assertion is no substitute for the facts and the facts are this is a coalition between two very different parties forged out of nothing other than the desire to cling onto power
What possible reason would the Liberal Democrats have to stay in a Government if they fail to get the electoral voting system changed ?
Just staying in so they can get more unpopular with each passing month and tax rise and cut to then get annihilated under the old first past the post system in 5 years ?
or cut and run while they still have some popularity left and a Party that hasn’t all but disappeared or split in two ?
electoral reform will break this even if events and the backbenches don’t
nobody is naive enough to think this coalition can end in anything other than widespread acrimony and blame and end it will
the question is how long it last and 5 years looks wildly optimistic after tonight
First really big test for Cameron
Laws must be fired by Monday or this coalition loses my support.
If he can’t get the staff, I prescribe Viagra.
this is a case for a recall by his constituents
No-one recalled me.
Look hare you swine. Them lavvie seats were broken on parlysedimentary businees and i were in my rites to claim that money.
Fat useless cun’t
Did you campaign for a recall you fat fooker ?
no
but Dave did
Balls, no more to be said………………..is there
As the convenor of the grassroots internet-based #Balls4Lawsmouth campaign it is Guido’s pleasure to inform co-conspirators that Laws Balls have now been officially nominated by £40,000.
Onwards to victory Limpservatives…
UPDATE : Could a co-conspirator come up with a suitable logo for the campaign?
Hurting perhaps ?
Enjoy the weekend. Why fret ?
You love these Liberal, sorry LibCon, scandals don’t you ?
Me ?
Nothing can stop this radical Government deliver reform.
I love the whining as I know it’s May 2015 until anyone can stop the juggernaut.
Rule#1: Make Hay Whilst Sun Shines … and Cameron did precisely that.
We are all locked into 5 years of Conservative rule.
Rejoice.
S-A-U-S-A-G-E-S.
Mmmmm.. a lovely sausage in my mouth.. for £40,000 ? Why not indeed
COCK
Mmmm.. lovely COCK
No, you are a cock.
Did you say £40,000 ?
Just checking.
Yep! £40,000
Thats £40,000.
Right.
Got it.
Fuck David Laws. My arse is for sale at 50p a pop.
we always knew you sold your arse to tramps for cider money TaT
get in the queue and wait your turn, bitch.
Mr Laws’s partner is James Lundie, who is thought to work for a lobbying firm. SURPRISE!
Remind me again in May 2015.
Until then, welcome to the show.
How does opposition feel, loser ?
This twat still thinks it will last 5 years
WRONG!
So how money have you put on this one tat?
I had £40,000.. where did I put it.. oh shit!
I’ve squandered all my winnings and I’m back selling my arse, and rimming tramps’ scabby bum holes.
we know you are TaT but even for you sticking up for David Laws is a new low
You are so gay.
This guy has got more crap videos than you can shake a prick at.
Put your money where your mouth is, my friend.
Bet365.com will take your money, loser.
To clean up politics in this country
Will you clean it up for £40,000 ?
Gimme your bet
Haven’t you lost enough Mr Laws ?
Were you trying to make back your £40,000 on Dave’s racing tips?
£40,000 was it ?
James Lundie will have the inside track now…
You know what I was waffling on about the other day, you know, constituents sacking their MP’s for being corrupt, incompetent, a shit stabber, and all that . . . well, I wasn’t really being serious . . .
You’re not allowed to sack people for thrusting the occasional Green Triangle. It isn’t on. It is attitudes like that which make all the left footers in B-RightOn vote for lentil-farting psychotics.
the £40,000
Yawn.
Did I say Yawn ?
open wide
£40,000 did you say ?
Balls is history – get on to David Laws and his faggot friend who have been screwing the taxpayer – Bring Cameron down you big fat-arsed apologist.
I’m crap and I’m back.
Imitation is the lowest form of shit.
apart from blatant hypocrisy
I’m crap and I’m back.
No hamsters were hurt in the making of this coalition
SAUSAGES
you can’t even do that properly, it’s
s a u s a g e s
S-A-U-S-A-G-E-S actually you dumb fuck.
Mmmmmm.. all those lovely sausages
mmmmmm…..sausages
I’ve squeezed a couple up my arse to be fair.
Laws is still cheaper to house than Cameron. Why would it have been better to have claimed the mortgage? It would have cost the taxpayer more, not less.
He’s corrupt. He has to go.
“YOUR BALLS NEEDS YOU!!”
“DAVID LAWS BALLS NEEDS YOU!!”
Will De Peyer.
According to Guido this is David Laws SpAd and voice and Guido boasted he has his mobile phone number.
Is Guido having an ‘interesting’ phone call right now ?
Balls Up Par Excellence
I’m still crap and this time I’m black
You’re not the Crossbow Cannibal, are you?
David Laws PR man thinks you are a racist
Racist!!!!
still your politically correct cock up your arse Liberal
or
get David Laws to do it for you for £40,000
Homophobe!!!!!!
Waaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Retard!!!!!
Did you say £40,000 ?
Was that £40,0000 ?
Must have missed that post… $40,000 was it ?
£40,000 ?
OK, got it.
£40,000 right ?
£40,000 ?
almost forgot it..
£40,000 ?
Y.A.W.N.
Y.A.W,N.
… and Y.A.W.N again.
Get it (finally) ??
that’s it, open wide.. wider
FFS, you’re so dumb. Go on waste the next five years of your life posting bollocks on here, see if I care.
ROFL!!
Dave is PM, get over it says:
May 29, 2010 at 1:10 am
FFS, you’re so dumb. Go on waste the next five years of your life posting bollocks on here, see if I care.
(flutter) SQWAAARK! BALLS UP THE ARSE! BALLS UP THE ARSE! (peck)
I thought David Laws was Lance Percival.
Who cares who he was. Laws should be expelled from Parliament. The is no room for corrupt politicians.
There will be no shitewash in the whitehouse.
Laws being corrupt is cheaper than most MPs being straight. Laws happened to be having sex (for a decade) with his landlord and by doing so spared the taxpayer the cost of a full London mortgage.
I mention in passing that the Education, Health and Justice Secretaries all flipped their 2nd homes allowances in order to commit what could be called ‘fraud’.
He’s corrupt.
He has to go or all the ‘New Politics’ stuff will be destroyed immediately.
It’s the LAWs!
Peter Spencer’s a cross between Jimmy Saville, John Macririck and Robert Kilroy-Silk.
No duff, like.
And Jimmy Somerville.
Yes, David Laws has a blog.
http://www.yeovil-libdems.org.uk/blog/
Which contains beauties like this..
My first decision in the Treasury – axing my chauffeur driven black Jaguar car, to save over £110,000 per year. How could I justify this spending while there is so much to cut?
And How You will you justify spending $40,000 of Taxpayers money on your lover pray tell ?
Will Vince Cable be the first to Leave the Cabinet?
Doesn’t look like it now.
What about leaving the closet?
Shhhh!!
He’s been open about being a graduate of King’s College for years. Nothing closeted about that.
Was he an Apostle ??
Given closeted Treasury Secretaries apparently cost less in housing expenses than non-closeted ones and do a better job I say fill the cabinet with them. Laws for PM (his expenses claims are lower than Cameron’s).
LAWS FOR PM!
CAMPAIGN DONATIONS OF £40,000 WELCOME
£40,000 was that ?
£40,000 ?
You didn’t mention that before, did you ?
I am in charge.
Your views are irrevelent.
(Check Point May 2015 and no earlier)
There will be no hung Parlaiment! I have spoken and I know everythings.
(no this is not a joke go to the site LMFAO!!)
Welcome by David Laws MP
http://www.yeovil-libdems.org.uk/mp/
I hope that you use the website to get in touch with me if you need my help or if you would like to know my views on an issue. You can also find out more about what I do locally and in Parliament.
I have been Member of Parliament for Yeovil constituency since June 2001. It has been a real privilege to serve the residents of Yeovil, Chard, Ilminster, Crewkerne and the surrounding villages since then. In an average week I spend three days in Yeovil constituency going to meetings and Advice Centres and four days a week in Westminster. You can see what I have been up to recently in the news and press release sections.
I love you, you pay my rent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n4ACH1NdwA
Used the search box to find the following terms: “poof”, “shit stabber”, “pink oboe”, “gay”, “expenses”. Found nothing relevant so gave up.
They will have fun reading the “logs”.
What is it with politicians and wanting to put your cock up someone else’s arse?
Altruism.
Would you want to breed and contaminate the national gene pool if, in a moment of devastating self-awareness, you realised that you belonged to the Lib/Lab/Con mutant strain?
He not only arse fucked the taxpayer to the tune of £40,000, but in Sept last year changed his second home designation in an attempt to hide the fact.
Ever get the feeling you’ve been had with this cleaned up politics bollocks?
You’re talking as if this is the first big scandal to hit the coalition government
it can’t be becuse he’s said sorry and he’s gay
that means he gets a free pass
David Laws private life is his private life, but it becomes our business when he uses our money to illegally pay rent at his partners home. LAWS MUST GO!
Where’s Gordon !!!!
Chewing his carpet in K’caldy….
While the Beard roams the country !
David Laws breaks the Law:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8712383.stm
But he’s said sorry so that’s all right then. Problem solved.
Nobody cares about an MP fiddling £40,000 expenses from the taxpayer after all.
Iain Martin: Is it too early to think of David Laws as a future PM?
WSJ Blogs
Iain Martin
On Politics
May28, 2010, 3:57 PM GMT.
David Laws: How High Can the Rising Star of the Coalition Climb?
http://blogs.wsj.com/iainmartin/2010/05/28/david-laws-how-high-can-the-rising-star-of-the-coalition-climb/
Campaign slogan
NEW BALLS FOR LABOUR
And the logo
One ball each side of his face…
but enough about David Laws
So meet the new corruption same as the old
Bollocks 2 Balls
Great news! And if Comrade Balls leads Labour into the next General Election, David Cameron’s tenure in No. 10 is assured.
Damn.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=122032747824585
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article2512391.ece
Edelman seem to have “many irons in the fire”
Wives and companions of cabinet ministers seem to be easily employed by them
This is all part of the web or lobbying corruption that has grown up under New Labour
It should be flushed out and destroyed
Laws’ boyfriend works for Edelman…
Lets see..
Lobbywatch – check
Porkbusters – check
Titillating rumour and scandal – check
Blatant hypocrisy – check
We have a full house
Laws must go!!!!
Rent boy – check
It is astonishing that a wealthy ex investmetn banker should have to resort to fiddling his expenses
You expect it from the likes of Gorbals Mick and the New Labour scum
But this guy is supposed to be educated (double first at Kings Cambridge) and rich…he must have known what he was doing…
Sack him…
He has to go and he’d better quit before he’s hounded out.
Silly bugger…
yes, because we all know how well behaved Bankers are
I always do it away from prying eyes.
It’s the moaning I can’t stifle that gives me away.
Just bite the pillow and take it like a man!
David Laws was apparently offered a new pot plant for his Treasury Office when he arrived there for the first time.
The story is that Laws refused to take it.
That he asked while doing so how much the Treasury spends on pot plants.
That he got an answer quickly.
And that the Treasury no longer has a budget for pot plants.
“It’s not the sort of thing we comment on,” a Treasury spokesman tells me guardedly, when I ring.
David Laws – don’t you love him?
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/centreright/2010/05/what-david-laws-did-with-a-pot-plant.html
So Laws is great he’s saving us money on plant pots but is very sorry when he steals money from us,so what do we do wait until he saved more money on plant pots than he stole and we then can go back to saying he’s doing a great job,so when does he get his court appearance.
The Lib Dems are already saying he can’t possibly go. Who will Dave listen to ?
Very difficult for Dave
But how can he believe in New Politics and continue with Laws ?
He is Chief Sec to the Treasury FFS
Responsible for HUGE CUTS as well…
He is probably one of the best of the Orange Bookers as well
But I still think he has to go…at least for a while…
Hammond would be an excellent replacement…
It’s Clegg’s problem. Dave should pass it over to him. After all, Cameron isn’t a member of the LibDems – and this is a coalition. Clegg put this boy up, he should deal with it.
Stop werreting about the Balls chap start pushing for a second investigation into MP expenses after all the Telegraph missed £40,000 for Mr Laws, how much more is there?
And what about all those unpaid bar bills…
Hundred of thousands of £
Meant to be disclosed “after the Election”
Bloody scroungers…
Including Squeakers…!
There are laws for some of us and …..
David Laws = the new Jacqui Smith
I would like to thank the punters for my lovely bath plug.
It still works well and I am very satisfied with it.
It certainly bungs my hole.
I couldn’t help but accept what was so gratefully offered to me by the wimmin who adoring me press me to give ‘em one and a good fumble with it to go.
Some of ‘em ‘av got really good tits.
That Ed Bollocks though – his missus ain’t got no tits to speak of though. He’ll be lucky to get ‘lected.
I’m a tit man meself.
Phwooooaaarrrrr!!!!!!
Anyone gotta patsy . . . ? . . . . pie . . . ? . . . sandwich . . . ? . . . chips . . . ? bacon butty . . ? . . . anything . . ?
Fat Bastard
What a crook!
In September 2007, the married couple and Labour Cabinet ministers, Ed Balls, the Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families, and Yvette Cooper, then the Housing Minister, were accused of exploiting the Commons’ allowances system in order to pay for a £655,000 house in Stoke Newington, North London.
The couple subsequently declared this to be their second home, despite spending most of their time in London in order to fulfil their ministerial responsibilities and their children attending London schools. The declaration of the Stoke Newington property as their second home meant that they became eligible for a reported Additional Costs Allowance (ACA) of £44,000 a year to cover the property’s £438,000 mortgage.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/7780642/MPs-Expenses-Treasury-chief-David-Laws-his-secret-lover-and-a-40000-claim.html
Although some feel my politics are a shade to the right of Martin Bormann & that I have a strong homophobic leanings – I think it would be a shame to lose David Laws. He seems one of the best Libs I’ve seen and would be a genuine loss – the idea of getting the Libs to share the association with the necessary cuts to come may just ensure a proper Conseravative majority next time as it will make Labour smears even harder to sustain, even with a complicit BBC, when two of the main parties are defending them.
So the thieving c’unt stays then? Why don’t you bend even furthur forwards so they can roger you senseless?
Oh sorry, too late.
The law is an ass.
Balls’ campaign slogan:
“Tomorrow belongs to us”…..
fits his penchant for dressing up as a Nazi….
Ballsupordown4U
Rolling BALLS…not since the Mayoral campaign of Dianne “kid at Public School” Abbot have I have felt so excited by ED “Balls” Balls, now a contender for the Labour leadership. No one likes him, he doesn’t care and there’s four months to go…
Balls slogan————-Vote for me then, me and the wife will both live in the same place and not claim for two seperate main residences. You know it makes sense