Eric Illsley the Labour MP for Barnsley Central has been summoned to Westminister Magistrates for three charges of false accounting in his expenses.
Oink.
UPDATE: Seems there was some discrepancy in council tax claims. Illsley claimed £10,000 over four years for a Lambeth Band C property. The cost was barely half that.
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Norman Tebbit has a humble brag:
“We Maastricht rebels were derided and abused for opposing the single currency by the wise, clever, Guardianista soft centre left establishment from whom we now hear so little on the matter.”
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
Fuck the trial. Let’s get on with the hanging.
Oh yes, a public wringing of his wallet should do the trick – should he not now be kicked out of Parliament too?
Time for that power of recall to be tested out!
I’m with you- a by-election required thinks me! And Barnsley needs to think carefully about their vote. If they can’t stomach Tories/Libdems, then vote green or UKIP.
Vote Green, get deep, deep red.
The discrepancy is more than acounted for by my petrol expenses for driving from my constituency to deliver the cheque.
no doubt some voters are idiots
The preferred alternative vote in Barnsley is B&P – bring it on.
They should charge Brown, Darling, Byrne and Timms as well
They should charge the whole of the PLP apart from Frank Field and Kate Hoey
They really are dregs these people
And the new intake seems no better
PS What would happen if they independently audited Unite and the Labour Party finances ??
Why is Kate an MP? Surely she could find a real job? Harman isn’t fit to do Kate’s laundry.
Yes, sorry I messed up on Timms – I’ll try again once they let me out…
You mean you’re still locked up? That’s a travesty. Haven’t your defence team heard of the Human Rights Act?
In case any of you are wondering, Eric Illsley claimed £10,000 for council tax over 4 yrs..for a Lambeth Band C property.
http://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/14287782227
Lambeth band C council tax is £1,097.88 for 2009/10
http://www.lambeth.gov.uk/NR/rdonlyres/2B687B5D-667E-4323-81D5-A9392DAE4AAF/0/CouncilTaxGuide1011.pdf
plus the postage, though?
Did he not have to provide receipts?
He must be in trouble, even the biased beeb is reporting this.
ah – new masters to please now
Whoops – another troughing Hoon for piano wire and a lamp post on Westminster bridge.
Did he think he would get away with it so much that he stood for re-election, complete moron?
Now Dave and Nick, about that proposed Recall Bill…
The people had a chance to throw these people out at the election, speaks more about them that they re-elected these MP’s…… and so the expenses scandal will run on.
Lab General Secretary Ray Collins has just suspended Eric Illsley from the party, sources tell me
http://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/14289213597
“Keir Starmer, the Director of Public Prosecutions, said after reviewing the evidence “we concluded that there is sufficient evidence and it is in the public interest to bring criminal charges against Eric Illsley MP”.
The charges allege that “Mr Illsley dishonestly claimed expenses in relation to council tax, service and maintenance charges, repairs and insurance charges, and utilities and communications charges for his second home in Renfrew Road, London”.”
Mr Illsley is alleged to have done this between May 2005 and April 2006, between May 2006 and April 2007, and between May 2007 and April 2008.
Mr Starmer added: “In total the charges allege a sum in excess of £20,000 was dishonestly claimed over this three year period.”
The figure is far higher than previously thought when The Daily Telegraph first disclosed Mr Illsley’s claims.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/labour-mps-expenses/7740238/MPs-expenses-Re-elected-Labour-MP-Eric-Illsley-charged-over-his-expenses-claims.html
Why is Starmer, one of McMental’s men, still post?
Lord Chancellor Clark ought to rid of this troublesome man.
Presumably the Uddin defence doesn’t apply here.
No. We need a trial. So they can be convicted and sent to jail.
I look forward to reading in the news how they were all gang raped by the yardies in D block and died from blood loss after a horrendous rectal savaging.
Haha! Speaking as an ex-Barnsley resident, good riddance to him!
But that’ll probably leave the door open for the B*N*P…
terrible….we wouldn’t want an honest person in the HoC, would we ?
By eck Eric, whats tha dun lad, eh?
Ecky Thump – Trouble down’t Mill?
Sithee Poz, Tha knows nowt,
Ecky Thump is pure Lancs, and it’s trouble ovver yonder at t’mill
Innit
Nick clegg just saying we will have power to sack
mps so why don’t the people of Barnsley start with him!
Because they’re simple, idiotic, benefit scrounging liebour voters, there’s not much chance of that…
Yeah lad, , unfortunately appen he got nearly 50% of the votes. That still leaves the others to do sommat abart it.
Barnsley has *the* best jobcentre in the country. KFC built right next to it! I’ve seen the inbred twonks sign on, then straight around to KFC for dinner!! Yum Yum!!
Surprised New labour didn’t put the KFC in the Job Centre.
A sort of private /public partnership.
Could be a winner. A combined blockbusters/KFC/McD’s/Off licence and betting shop.
I had a KFC once. It was fucking horrible. Never again.
The Blockbusters is between the Jobcentre and the KFC… (no joke)
the people who voted illsley back in were the so-called educated, intelligent public sector workers on salaries of 20,000 plus and they voted on the basis that turkeys don’t vote for xmas.
I stood against him as an independent on a platform of fair play and a living income and got 610 votes. (go on youtube type in devoy election barnsley for details) the facts are that ilsley has always been in business for himself in the 22 years he’s been an mp and to get re-elected with a majority of 11,000 !!
I’m gobsmacked to say the least.
tonydevoy surely?
Great point. Just been listening to Clegg… 10% of the constituents to support a move to get him sacked and he has to have been found guilty of a serious misdemaenour.
You would hope he’d get sacked for this anyway???
Eric Illsley came to the Commons with a very strong union background having been a full time NUM official for almost 10 years, including for the length of the 1984 miners’ strike.
A solid if unspectacular Commons performer, he climbed the Labour ranks to become a Whip and subsequently a frontbench spokesman – a role he retained until 1997.
However, when Labour came to power he did not enter government but was instead returned to the backbenches.
Since then, he has concentrated largely on his constituency, emphasising the need for the regeneration and retraining of former mining communities.
He has remained largely loyal to the government, but has been an opponent of the introduction of private finance into the public sector. He voted against the part-privatisation of the National Air Traffic Control Service (Nats).
Contact
illsley@parliament.uk
Constituency office 01226 730692
He has done nothing for his constituency, he has concentrated only on his own self interests.
He should not have been allowed to stand in the may 2010 election, and Labour in Barnsley should be removed from Parliamentary positions and from the council which is one of the most corrupt greedy councils you could have, but because people are afraid they may lose the pittance in benefits or the public service job, they keep voting them in.
He was a shoo-in when Roy Mason acquired a Lordship.
And I use the word ‘acquired’ purposely.
So like the majority of Labour MPs he has had lots of proper jobs adding value to the economy then!
They could have sacked him two weeks ago but the brain dead labour voters couldn’t be bothered.
voter numbers are inconsequential in the postal vote age
WHAT ABOUT BLEARS?????????????????
The nutty woman?
Why; he done nuffing wrong, its in the rules, ask all the others they will agree . . . . .
Except maybe the three former labour MPs also in the dock – at least thay had the balls to step down.
Watching a serving MP in front of 12 of his peers (no, not Members of the Lords) will make for a great fun day out at some point over the summer. Let’s hope I’m in the country on that day!
Oh don’t be so mean Guido! As Theresa May said to John Humphreys this morning “We are in the NEW POLITICS now John, you must stop thinking of the OLD politics!” – now where is that damned Human Rights Act………?
‘I don’t know what you mean by “glory”,’ Alice said.
Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. ‘Of course you don’t — till I tell you. I meant “there’s a nice knock-down argument for you!”‘
‘But “glory” doesn’t mean “a nice knock-down argument”,’ Alice objected.
‘When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’
‘The question is,’ said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.’
‘The question is,’ said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master — that’s all.’
Very good.. but isn’t this reallynew Labour ?
INVEST= SPEND
GREEN = TAX
JOBS CREATION = JOB RETENTION
POUND = 1/2 A EURO
BILLION = TRILLION
FUTURE GROWTH = FUTURE DEBT
CUTS TO PUBLIC SECTOR = SLOWER RATE OF INCREASE TO PUBLIC SECTOR
GLOBAL = NOT OUR FAULT
RISE IN EXPORTS = FALL IN THE VALUE OF STERLING
PRUDENT = RECKLESS
OPTIMISTIC = FANTASIST
ECOLOGICAL = SUBSIDY
RESTORE = DESTROY
BORROWING = SPENDING
50% TAX ON THE HIGHEST EARNERS = 50% TAX ON TORIES
INDEPENDENTLY ASSESSED = GORDON PICKED THE FIGURES
AFFORDABLE = UNAFFORDABLE
HELP = OPPRESS
FAIR = OPPRESSIVE
PROGESSIVE = OPPRESSIVE
INCLUSIVE = EXCLUSIVE
CONSULTATION = IMPOSITION
SECURITY = OPPRESSION
WAR = PEACE
OCCUPATION = FREEDOM
TORTURE = A METHOD OF TEACHING AFGHANS TO UNDERSTAND DEMOCRACY BETTER
BOMBING AFGHAN WEDDINGS = HELPING AFGHANS TO AVOID THE CATERER’S BILL
Will I spoil the fun if I write : PROGRESSIVE=ALL OF THE ABOVE.
TODAY=CAPS LOCK DAY
HE’S RIGHT!
ЯНЦЪАЯЪ! ЯНЦЪАЯЪ!
didn’t get the memo.
What memo?
SERVE FULL TERM = WON’T SERVE FULL TERM
SUICIDE = MURDER
WMD = NO WMD
TRUTH = LIES
TRUTH = LIES
TRUTH = LIES
Bugger….done it again…apologies to simon r.
DON’T DO IT AGAIN!
PLEASE STOP SHOUTING.
NO!
FOR COOL PEOPLE
never heard of him. i hope he gets cancer
Is he going to resign?
How will he eat his dinner without any hands? Hooks are useless for picking your nose too.
What about Jacqui and Blears.
They get raaaart on ma tits them two doo.
This piggie was an official of the NUM during the Miners Strike…
Says is all…
Was he the chauffeur or a passenger in the Jag as it rode up to the barricades?
Leave the poor lad alone – he’s one of us and a northerner as well.
But aren’t you Welsh! I don’t think Eric is from North Wales.
I only realised I was Welsh recently.
How are the Banjo lessons coming along John?
I go down t’ pub each night,
and I get really plastered.
Then I go home, and beat my wife,
‘cos I’m a big fat Northern bastard.
Do the one about the window licker!
Now I go licking windows to earn an honest bob
For a 12 toed Northern knacker its an interesting job
Now its a job that just suits me
A window licker you would be
If you can see what I can see
When I’m licking windows!
Fellow Northern Monkeys with hands caught in the till,
Kept on stealing money, not caught by the Old Bill
If you could see what I can see
When I’m licking windows!
I got myself some croquet and some beams for my big house,
Prefer to nob the intern, instead of my fat spouse.
If you could see what I can see
When I’m licking windows!
The CPS is charging and they’re kicking up a stink,
Eric o’er Barnsley will be going in the clink
If you could see what I can see
When I’m licking windows!
ROTFL! Excellent.
There should be stocks in Parliament Square where taxpayers can throw eggs (and other things) at these bums…
Have AL-Jebeeba been instructed to “invite” people, like you now Guido ??!
Makes me think of that old joke of Groucho Marx
When asked to join the LA Country Club
He replied
I would not join a club which elects people like me…
Some interesting thoughts on Clegg/Cameron and the Human Rights Act…
http://ddtaylor88.wordpress.com/2010/05/19/cameron-must-hold-firm-on-human-rights-act/
Thanks for this; very interesting.
Does anybody know why Clegg is opposed to a much needed reform?
Has he read beyond the title of the Act and does he understand what he is defending?
Fraser has an alternative explanation Here
Uggh! Balls announces his candidacy! But let’s hope that he wins…
More entertaining than the Marx brothers.
Has he had a car crash yet ?
It won’t take long
Jonah is supporting him !
And Gherkin Macguire ROFL…
He is David Brent and I claim my £10
Offtopic but notable, looks like Boy George is following through on promises to tell the EU to go fuck themselves… Well done!!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7130245.ece
George Osborne picked a fight with the European Union on his first visit to Brussels as Chancellor by calling for a freeze in its annual budget.
He was confronted with demands for a 6 per cent increase in EU spending to €130 billion, a figure he said would mean a £600 million rise in Britain’s annual contribution
Still no audited accounts from the EU.
If they cannot audit their accounts because of theft and corruption they cannot justify demanding more money.
And Osborne is right; everybody should be tightening their belts.
I think the Greek people might have something to say about their country being told to pay more money to support EU fraud and corruption.
Osborne has a legal duty to ensure that the UK is not complicite in fraud.
As the EU is a wholely fraudulent enterprise, he should by law, pay nothing at all until the books are audited and everything is accounted for.
Of course he does not have the balls for that, but he could do it and fuck the EU forever and be legally correct.
The USA hasn’t paid its UN fees for years – no audit and UN diplomats owe zillions of dollars in parking fines:) George should say ‘no more money until you lot pay all your outstanding parking tickets.
The Greek people received EU grants (cash donations) worth 3% of their GDP BEFORE the crisis
They pay NOTHING net to Brussels…
Just trough trough trough
Like UK and all Euro MPs…
funnily enough the FT did not report it that way – instead focusing on how he did not raise a fuss about hedge fund regulation, and calling it a surprising ‘charm offensive’
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/319a20c4-62bb-11df-b1d1-00144feab49a.html
Osborne can say what he likes. QMV will ensure the final obliteration of the City of London. The entire EU Projekt was done when the Conservatives were on watch.
I hate to be churlish, but our dear friends and loyal patriot’s in the Labour party, did rather a lot to enslave the British too.
I seem to recall a certain Tony “I’m a regular sorta guy” Blair, signing Amsterdam and Nice, while a certain Mr. McBust applied the final coup de grace, with Lisbon.
However, you are correct that the Tories are entirely untrustworthy regarding the EU and with the connivence of the awful Lib Dim’s, are seriously bad news where all matters EU are concerned.
pig
Shouldn’t his electorate have been told he was being investigated for a criminal offence? Isn’t trust a consideration in electing an MP?
They were waiting for the election result before deciding whether to prosecute – can you imagine how happy Lord Mandy would have been if a 2010 Labour Majority of 1 was jeopardised by such a court case, and what he would have done to the CPS as a result ?
They’ve not made enough KY Jelly for that scenario.
Being corrupt is the right thing to do.
It started in America
I agree with nicking public money.
CPS now stands for;
CAN prosecute socialists.
There should be no hiding place.
Have the CPS binned arch Labourite, Kier Starmer then?
He has a laser dot pointed at his forehead just waiting for him to make a wrong move friend.
What happened to coverage of PMQs?
Starts next week
His constituents must be mad to return someone to parliament with a nose like that!
Thare snout wrong with t nose lad
Is he any relation to Elliot Morley?
They’re father and son. Same mother though.
Still with corruption in Barnsley, for those who don’t know how corrupt your council is, Your council leader Steve Houghton and the rest of the cabinet have spent hundreds of thousands to obtain a piece of land off Cadwell close, Cudworth that they could have had for £1, they made a decision in cabinet on 9th December 2009 to go for compulsory purchase so they could end up using 1/2 million pounds of taxpayers money to pay for something they can still have for a pound and was an offer that their advisor’s said was a good deal at a £1.
What is that all about?
Not to mention the unlawful tax on all those on district heating systems by charging twice as much as EON British gas and other companies. No company charges 8.5 pence per KW/h for their fuels. only BMBC who are a set of thieving lying bastards.
Time all those conspirators elected councillors, unelected executives of the council and the executive of the corrupt Bernslai Homes were in court and then in jail.
They have my details if they want to provide valid reasons for their actions, oh I forgot they are refusing to answer my questions even when made under the Freedom of information Act.
It’s in our DNA!
Dismal Nasty A-holes ?
Nice to see another fraud taken down.
Can someone tell me why Bercow isn’t facing charges of tax evasion rather than demeaning the Speakers chair?
Outrageous troughing! Did MPs learn nothing from the great expenses scandal???
Yup, they learned that the majority of them would get away with it.
What a mistake-a to make-a!
Wonderful news – I’d like to see them taken out one by one. To be shot.
Sadly, we can’t afford the cartridges.
Now we know why Liam Byrne spent all the money. Naked self-interest.
Not if you use a nail gun to the back of the head.
Make sure you put plenty off barrier cream on beforehand incase the blood gets on you.
Have you seen the price of those nailguns? Totally out of the question. Get down to the local secondhand emporium and see if you can find a claw hammer and some assorted nails.
True that nothing beats the simple solution.
BASC run an excellent re-loading course, very reasonable at £125.
Also, prior to 1997 there were a wide variety of reloading manuals for pistol, rifle and shotgun cartridges readily available from booksellers and gunsmiths in the UK. Despite the efforts of the police and politicians to prevent participation in the shooting sports there are probably still a lot about.
To my limited knowledge, reloading rifle and shotgun cartidge cases is still legal. The down side is that the number of people with the means to legally shoot the results continues as a matter of policy to be reduced every year. We will all feel so much safer, or else!
Why was this not sorted before the election?
What, risk a Labour MP not getting re-elected? Why are you asking?
Why doesn’t he just use my defence ??? Accountancy does not appear to be my strongest suit ??
http://tinyurl.com/ry82bf
Anyone have a ducking stool? There is a quicker way of getting to the truth. If they drown then they’re innocent. If they float or come up for air, then it’s a public hanging.
Oink! Squeal! Oink oink woffle woffle snort! Squeeeeeeeeeeal!!!!
You have to laugh at Westminster, throw another deadbeat MP on the fire lets see if that will regain the trust of “the people”
Lets huff and puff about “letting the people sack their MP, only let us decide what is a sackable offence.
Lets blather on about cleaning up Parliament unless of course it one of our mates (see Caroline Spelman).
Let “the people” say what laws they don’t want, we will decide on the out come though.
Just makes me smile…………..I will give it six months!
Your a cock eyed optimist friend.
Wait till people see their wage slips in September
Wait till we start our green tax and EU tax scams too. Hey someone’s got to pay for the PIIGS and all the ecobabble and errm, it’s you.
I’m not gay hoo pip hooray
Rediscovering new freedoms (1): driving 5 year old Ford up A1 to Scotland #roadtrip
http://twitter.com/SarahBrownUK/status/14289194125
From Canterbury?
Also using your phone while driving is an offence.
Arrest the Bitch
Gordon can’t drive so she must be at the wheel.
Fucking Wow! Only five years old? You know how to live, eh?
My car is 6 years old. I feel a right c*nt.
My car is an 07. You’re all losers.
You said it.
Wow !! This is grippingly interesting !!
Such in-depth analysis, such cutting wit.
And who is this 5-year-old boy-child called Ford you’re driving up to Scotchland just so that McMental and Mandy can finally slip into something fresh for a change ?
And whatever happened to Hollie Grieg ?
when you get to the border, keep driving.
When you get to the sea, keep driving, shurely?
lol, no doubt that can become the official Guardian/BBC measure of poverty – a 5 year old Ford – my god she is having to rough it isn’t she? How terrible, nevermind my car is 9 yrs old, I could probably buy a new one if taxes were a bit lower. But then her husband has blown all the money.
Rediscovering new freedoms (2): Rug munching in Canterbury whilst Gordon has a trip to Cape Cod to catch up with some old friends.
Holy mackerel!, said the boy wonder
Yes, I believe Provincetown is lovely at this time of year.
Gordon and I are going together. I can’t wait to get to the beach and taste the salty tang!
‘Tweeting and driving’ is new road danger
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/615020-tweeting-and-driving-is-new-road-danger
If it can be proved that she was driving at the time of her “mobile Tweet” which is in itself an admission of the crime. Is it the same penalty as phoning and driving or is it worse due to the fact she is looking at her phone’s keypad and not the A1?
5 year old Ford,eh?
Poor thing. Mine’s 13 years old and my car tax is up to £205 this year. As a full-time carer, thats all I need.
Fucking horrible slag.
The “5 year old Ford” is Gerald’s grandson.
the prob is having two homes
mixamitocis on council tax
Has Brown made a secret visit to Bangkok?
Recall him now, I suppose his electorate examined his expenses record. These people should lose the right to vote.
They didn’t know they had voted. None of them speak English and even the English ones can’t read. So they just marked the X where they were told.
so moderate
My little boy has got away with far more
Leave this poor Yorkshire person alone you Tory snobs
I mistyped my name as
Damn, its so hard to give two hand jobs, and a blow job and type at the same time
It isnt easy being a working mother
Monica Lewinsky managed to smoke a cigar at the same time.
Wow yet another Liebour MP up in front of the judge. but the BBC keep talking about moats and duck houses. Oh those evil Tories. Liebour MPs were just helping themselves to some wealth redistribution you bastards.
http://www.daylife.com/photo/04sc1Yh6Jb5sz?
Did the retards that returned this thieving bastard know exactly who they were agreeing to let “represent” them?
why insult the majority of barnsley folk when you know it was the middle-class public sector workers who voted for their own self-interest. barnsley is a rotten borough run by people who put money above all else, simple as. it’s also one of the poorest boroughs in the country with the majority of the poor not bothering to vote at all.
Barnsley will never become Bangkok unfortunately.
“we concluded that there is sufficient evidence and it is in the public interest to bring criminal charges against Eric Illsley MP”
“In total the charges allege a sum in excess of £20,000 was dishonestly claimed over this three year period.”
http://www.cps.gov.uk/news/press_releases/119_10/
+ + + Eric Illsley MP Charged With False Accounting + + +
Little crook goes to jail (unlikely in this case as in all the others) but big crook Gordon Brown became Prime Minister.
Ooh Guido has a corrupt politician story to tell us about this afternoon.
Were you expecting something different from a gossip/chat and political blog?
A discussion on the inclusion of Emile Heskey in the 30 call up?
A good place to go for a pub lunch in Stanmore?
A wiring diagram for a Zanussi 4500 thunderspinzer ?
At the risk of upsetting Hattie Harperson, we haven’t had a totty-watch post for a while…..
If Heskey plays for England so can I
If Heskey plays for England so can I
If Heskey plays for England
If Heskey plays for England
If Heskey plays for England, so can I
Barnsley is NUM country. They would return a pile of dog shit, if it had a red rosette on it! Dumb northern wankers.
Oops!
or indeed Poops?
It would appear that they did indeed return a pile of dogshit with a red rosette on it.
As I said on a previous post, Labour voters DON’T CARE if their M.P. is a corrupt, lying, thieving cockroach, so long as he or she is a LABOUR corrupt, lying, thieving cockroach. Labour’s supporters are cut from the same cloth as their M.P.s.
Don’t forget it’s in a Labour supporter’s DNA to be as corrupt, spiteful, resentful and envious as their politicians. They all want to take money from those who are better off than themselves until they have the opportunity to make a nice little earner. Then they want to keep it all – paying Labour taxes is for non-Labour mugs.
Some mong on the News last night said that Harriet Harman was perfectly capable of handling herself in the House of Commons.
I’ve searched (exhaustively) all my usual pοrn sites but haven’t been able to find any video to back this up.
Anyone got a link?
She has been spotted sitting between Gordon and Balls doing a bit of handy ‘ski pole’ work.
Can I get the taxpayer to pay for my council tax please?
I do.
No you cannot, however, although we are both multi millionaire sons of multi millionaires, we can. Good eh?
ON MY VIDDDDD VIDDDDDD VIIIIIIDDDEOOOOOO FONE
Looks to me like he could live off his own fat for years! Why screw us!
Mr Illsley is innocent and the Awesome Party will rise again. Now shoo you peasants & don’t forget to pay your license fee. The botox & designer clothes do not pay for themselves you know.
Sarah tweet..
Just heard something wonderful from little James Fraser.. “Daddy..I thought you did a good job as Prime minister”
“Thanks son. I was wondering when someone was going to say that.”
How much money crossed hands?
How would a three year old decide what a Prime Ministerial “good job” is?
Well, let’s face it, most Labour voters have a mental age of three.
“It’s the right thing to say and it’s what people are saying”!
is a racket and your paying for it
Whilst I detest AlJaBeebya, they do know the difference between your and you’re.
Only just mind, only just.
So all Liebour has to offer is either the sons of Blair or the son of Brown.
Really! is there nothing else?
Just white middle class males. Or should would just ask Unite who they are going to install?
Where are the 4million liebour voters who are going to elect him?
Does each union member get a vote then?
What the fuck is wrong with white middle class males?
Perhaps you think our white, anglo-saxon/celtic country should be run by cosmopolitan j*w*sh munchkins and disabled, black lesbians?
There is the mystery as to why so many people are joining Labour just in time for the leadership election.
My suspicion is that Unite is using its money to buy memberships for people who might or might not exist and who might or might not know that they have just joined the Labour Party.
Anybody who thought that the General Election was fairly fraudulent should be reminded that when it comes to corruption and fraud in its internal democracy there are sections of the Labour Party which will be totally unrestrained.
All it takes is enough Balls.
Perhaps Labour should elect that female Asian/African MP for Newcastle, Chi Onwuhra?
You know, the one who couldn’t be bothered to turn up for the first day of Parliament yesterday because she was doing something more important. (playing bingo)
‘Brown’s PPS says new leader must be untainted by past mistakes‘ – take a while then, anyone up North planning on giving birth to a leader this week?
In this world
One thing counts:
In the bank
Large amounts.
I’m afraid these don’t grow on trees,
You’ve got to pick a pocket or two
You’ve –
Got to pick a pocket or two!
This little piggy seems (allegedly) to have had a bigger appetite than Guido thought.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/labour-mps-expenses/7740238/MPs-expenses-Re-elected-Labour-MP-Eric-Illsley-charged-over-his-expenses-claims.html
£20,000.
Ed Balls is to announce his leadership bid on the Richard Bacon show on Radio 5 shortly.
Those dusky Militwins will be shitting themselves already!
Bacon and Balls in, Don’t call me shortly!
Dave Miliband is a geeky overgrown schoolboy who fires blanks and Ed is the spit of gormless Bernie Winters. No-ones going to elect either of them as PM.
Besides we haven’t had a J***sh PM since Disraeli.
Ed looks and acts like Mr Bean, but then he did work for Gordo
Oh Jesus Christ no! There’s two of them!
There must be some ex-MPs who have books to flog that have some examples of the McMafia methods. Balls’bullying ways.
Jacqui Smith is down salary, cabinet salary and Hubby salary. Not even sure if he can still claim the £5 for letter of the week from the Redditch Advertiser.
If she doesn’t get a job soon that back bedroom may genuinely become her residence.
Maybe Guido should email her. Bit of good old fashioned cash for splash.
Won’t Cinq-Bellies get a £67k parachute payment when she hits the Championship!
Is an exclusive club and you aren’t in it.
So why do I have to keep paying my membership fee?
Balls sounds as if he is launching his bid from a car park! Can’t hear a word he is saying amidst the traffic.
Mandelson has only been gone 5 minutes and they’ve forgotten everything they have ever learnt about PR.
Embarrassing..and an embarrassing pitch..”I’m the most vulnerable to being defeated so I will try harder..”
FFS!
Wow another Liebour politician up in front of the judge
I love little choir boys
Ed Balls hazzz a lidle tank.
Dooooh was supposed to come after Captain Alberto Bertorelli at 69.
Is Eddie Gizzard & Crop standing, he’s called Ed and has good Zanu connections?
Personally, I’d love to see Balls as leader so I can watch that dish Cameron read him his horoscope every Weds afternoon.
Nothing funnier than watching the fat fucker sweat or gurning on the opposition benches in the knowledge that he’ll never lead the country in his generation, it would be great seeing the piggy little fucker getting his arse handed to him on a regular basis.
Balls for leader !!
Fat Eric Ilsley is my MP, not that he’s done anything for the local area, prefering to hobnob with the towns business community. The only thing that surprises me about this episode is that he has not been caught earlier.
Stupid Englanders surely you can see we can run your country better than you can! Now submit! I already put my place men in place!