Ed Balls Campaign Diary*
Finally got Yvette to agree not to stand, had to restrain myself from throwing my Costa coffee in her face when she started errmming and aahhing about it. I will be the leader.
Can’t believe 20,000 people have watched that disgusting video of me pissed in Nazi uniform, that is more people than actually bloody voted for me. I was a student for heaven’s sake. At least nobody has got hold of the pictures of Yvette in the full leather-booted SS uniform. If she stood, I’d give them to Damian, that’d stop her leadership bid dead. It would be the reich thing to do.
Charlie’s strategising has me a little worried, he reckons Miliband major and minor will split the wonk/careerist vote, with Burnham sewing up the “look at me I’m normal” vote formerly owned by Alan Johnson. Burnham might well appeal to ordinary voters but they thankfully don’t get a say in who is leader of this Great Party of Ours, which explains how we got Gordon in.
That apparently leaves me with the “Tory hating, take no prisoners segment of the party”, which is most of the unions and a fair proportion of the Great Party of Ours. I will be leader.
Don’t trust Liam Byrne or that bitch Harman. Damian has a media grid to deal with them if they try anything. Tom Baldwin, Paul Waugh and Toby Helm all lined up to run articles. I will be the leader.
The therapist says the positive self-reaffirmation is overcoming the blinking and stuttering, which is good because the surgical glue is painful as buggery to remove from the eyelids. I will be the leader. I WILL BE LEADER!
Let’s not forget Baby P and that memo sent to Shoesmith eh?
I have a lot of money on Ed @15s with a view to trading out @ 5s
Only in the Labour party could this man be considered a serious challenger for leadership.
It is a mystery to me why the Milibands have not been exposed as the simpletons they plainly are.
i`ve got a score on blinky Unite will choose the next leader and face it they are fed up with the Bliar project back to basics strike strike strike
A forecast better than any opinion poll:
Blinky is set to become big, huge in fact. Not necessarily in the political firmament. But in the bodily one. His smarmy, self satisfied, swaggering approach, born of apparently little aptitude aside from self-delusion, shows how much he loves the limelight. A true media whore, as we saw in the campaign.
And, like so many of his ilk, he treats himself far too well at the trough, yes we all know about the expenses, but I am talking here of where the food is. He is set to make Prescott, Salmond and Pickles resemble Kate Moss by comparison. He may well, given time, eclipse the great Cyril Smith, the record breaker of Rochdale. The bulging fullness is already there in his insolent, puffy, pyogenic face. Time will do its trick.
Keep flogging that dead horse Guido.
He has as much chance of winning as Harperson and she isn’t even standing.
Pyogenic face? Does that mean his face looks good in pies?
Prescott as Kate Moss? The only things Presclott snorts are chips.
If the ultimate goal is to ruin the Labour Party, why on earth poke fun at Ed Balls? The best result surely would be for him to WIN the leadership – that would totally screw Labour.
Similarly I couldn’t understand the clamour to get him ousted at the election – what would that have achieved? A more united Labour party, thats what. With him safely back in Parliament then the real damage can be wrought as the factions pull apart from each other. Leave them be. Let them fight. It’ll do more damage than snidey internet campaigns.
And bananaboy milliband won’t?
The dream candidate compromise between Ed Balls and David Millibanana is – Ed Millibanana!!
Agreed on all counts
What are all you window lickers flapping about. The Militwits are their only chance,and that makes labour’s future a no hoper.
Who cares Labour are out of power for at least 5 years. Such a relief.
Your cash is safe with me.
Gold is another matter. Will have to talk to Goro about it.
New Labour and Ed Miliband are listening, especially when he ways that they will build the UK how Labour wants it… with your help, rather than build a UK how YOU the voter wants the UK to be. Oh well, a few more years in the political wilderness before they get why they got kicked out.
If you click on the “cc” link, the subtitles gives “The Fabian Society” as the “fading society”, quite good subtitling then.
Bloody Hell, Guido, did you write that? Not bad! You should try your hand at ‘impressionistic reportage’ more often.
either that or a retarded child who’s idea of comedy and satire peaked with fart gags and nazi tourettes
“whose” idea… numbnuts
C’mon then, let’s see one of your efforts – ‘A Future Fair For All’ wasn’t one of your earlier attempts, was it?
Come on Lord Holborn, are you going to publish that once he’s announced his candidacy? I was so hoping it was going to be published in the last week of the General Election campaign to give us a “Portillo”!!
We all expected the torygraf to publish the FOI on the gold,oops Mrs Windsor’s boys are in now though.
Where is the little Bugger Blinky ?
Incredible that we have not a squeak from him at this time
The moment of Truth for Our Great Party
He got emasculated during the Campaign
The Dark Lord has nobbled him more like…
or just knobbed him
Blinky has just been on the BBC, which is why I had to leave the room and go on the computer.
One suspects that Yvette is not putting his underwear through a full rinse when she washes it, thereby leaving it impregnated with biological washing powder when he wears it. The subsequent all-day irritation could explain much of his aggression and odd behaviour.
Needs to select hot wash after dogging sessions.
He should use eco-balls instead of detergent – John Lewis stock them.
Sounds like Mrs Engineer has inflicted that on you for some infraction
Not so. I did once wash my hands with a mixture of biological washing powder and washing-up liquid after running out of Swarfega. I won’t do that again. Don’t know what sort of bugs the manufacturers put in that washing powder, but they are definitely carnivores.
Madman. Palm full of sugar and fairy liquid is a much better substitute for the sacred green gunk.
Sugar and Fairy?
Thought that was the double act at the Labour Party House of Lords Xmas panto…
Don’t forget Ed Balls as the Plum…
They’re enzymes dear boy. Do keep up
She could try rinsing Ed in Domestos – kills all known germs DEAD!
Domestos also ensures clean around the bend too.
“clean round the bend”?
You mean it could have got McMental
We want Blinky
We can’t have any “normal”
That will break with the tradition of the Partie…
Balls is the ideal Labour leader. He’ll get it all the way to irrelevancy.
You are all being HOWWWIBLE
All Westminster are reading this Blog
And even the stupidest Zanu MPs (and there a lot of them) could not vote for me after all the HOWWWIBLE things have you have said here
And the support I am getting from baby-eating Tories
Aieeeeeeeeee
BwAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh SS.
Jawohl!
“Support for Labour has fallen off a cliff”
WIth the Great Leader Balls ?
Blinky has blown up in mid air
No remains…
Move on please
Vote Blinky!
…actually you already have.
several times…
Why can’t some nutter stab Blinky?
Nutter? Anyone who stabs a Labour MP is OK in my book. Bonus points if they slice a few Labour supporters, too.
I’ve joined the Labour Party so I can vote for him.
Good to see many thousands of ‘LibDems’ abandoning the party to join Labour. That’ll leave us with two mainstream right of centre parties which will govern Britain for the rest of the Century. How many Labour activists have had their breakdown yet?
Will Zanu Labour elect a Weirdie Beardie as Leader
With all those Lib Dems who have joined them and who we wanted to get rid of ?
Or a fairy ?
You must mean beeennpee and ukip – sounds unlikely to me.
But don’t you have to give them money to join? I would rather give money to a terrorist group.
They ARE a terrorist group.
If you pay for a TV licence you are.
Bully for you! (see what I did there?)
On BBC now with warp speed blink rate. And a Klingon furrowed brow.
Who’s this Ed Balls blerk, is ‘e like that Tawny Blur, I like Tawny Blur.
bigot
he never called her bigotted – he said she was big titted which was a fair comment
You won’t find a much bigger tit than Ed Balls
I hope this heralds the start of a new series. And is that you writing, Woman on a Raft, one time author of the magnificent Mandy’s Diary?
Mandy’s Diary is unprintable
It would frighten all our women and children…
Got anything on Blinky?
Out of date but hell still vomit inducing
funnier
Wrong one
The lying c*** should be appearing courtesy of HMP!
Blinky has blinked
He is a Paper Tiger
Ed Balls + Rose West = Dream Ticket
I spoke to a Labour fan yesterday who thought Ed Balls was fantastic… !!
If there are other Labour people who are blinded to Ed Balls toxicity, then bizarrely Labour might elect a second voter repellent in a row.
“I spoke to a Labour fan yesterday who thought Ed Balls was fantastic”
And therein lies the issue: a “”fan of Labour” (by which I mean a supporter and not one of their political leaders) has, by merely being one, defined themselves as a judgement-free zone.
“Spaced out” zone I would say
Or is it more fashionable to say “Coke” zone
‘Lights on – nobody home’?
Ed No Balls as Leader will ensure Labour remain unelectable &, in Opposition (yes, oh yes), they will find postal vote fraud more difficult to carry out.
Sounds too believable to be a parody!
Heard the hoon on the Beeb. Being grovelled to by Sopel, and blasting the BNP. Sorry, Blinky, you are closer to the BNP than any of us. Nazis= National SOCIALISTS. All the mad Lablor lot left Lablour and guess what, voted BNP. Northy of England which has a high number of BNP councillors, all voted in by disaffected labour voters. Perhaps Blinky should contend the real leadership battle with Griffin. He’s be more at home there, and he’s got the uniform.
All of us should join Labour so we can vote for Balls or – better yet – Hardperson if she decides to run. That way, we ensure Labour’s fucked for a decade at least. I’m sure that once Blinky has formally announced he’s gonna stand, Harpy won’t be able to resist. She wouldn’t be able to tolerate seeing just Blinky and the two Milimossads get all the attention.
Union block-vote is the key, can’t remember the ratio but it is quite high!
If only the Miliband’s enter the leadership race – will it be called a “Wonk Off”?
Milibands won’t be popular with the faithful, working on their sabbath.
As long as they promise to kill more dirty arabs then the faithful will forgive them.
As they come from a long line of Communist atheist apparatchiks, that should not be a problem, just so long as they do not work on Lenin’s birthday.
Communism, Atheism, or any other -ism for that matter is unimportant.
The only thing that is important is the religion/race of their Mother.
BTW. Why is Judaism the only religion that is also a Race?
It’s not that exclusive, one can convert.
Unlike Hinduism,(Hare Krishna doesn’t count).
WTF are Irish Catholics then?
I know, I know, walked into that one…
‘It’s not that exclusive, one can convert.’
You can, but you’re never fully accepted.
The Khazars converted and were regarded as J#ewish in contemporary J#ewish writings, although the claims of some authorities that they are the origin of the Ashkenazy J#ewish People are unsupported.
I’d accept your point re: “acceptance” in the case of The Falasha (the Black J#ews of Ethiopia) who have suffered racial discrimination since their move to Israel. Even though their “J#ewish” status was enough to trigger “Operation Moses”.
Perhaps they are “not our kind of J#ews”.
This moderator script is infuriating.
I heard there’s a job going. Can I apply?
Dear Mr Brown,
I regret to inform you that in this instance your application for the post of Sanitation and Cleansing Officer with the Council has been unsuccessful.
Thank you for applying and I wish you well in your future job applications
Yours sincerely,
Manager,Sanitation and Cleaning Department
Fife Council
I’ve already toldyou. Tesco have him lined up for the post of chewing gum mastic decontamination operative.
Decontamination operative ?
He is TOXIC FFS
No, in this glorious age, even the lowliest positions probably require ‘ a proven track-record of: leadership; teamworking; innovation; communication skills etc etc’. He hasn’t a hope.
Burnham seems like too much of a nice guy to be Labour leader.
fuk off he`s a Hunt like the rest of em
He’s a rabid ferret in bunny-rabbit’s clothing, just like the rest of them.
Where’s Ruth Kelly’s discarded plaything when you need it?
Discarded?
Burnham’s only normal if you are a drag queen. Use less mascara girlfriend.
To be fair to Burnham, he did speak out against the attempted Labour coup at a critical time.
And he refused to allow a full public enquiry into the obscene number of deaths at Stafford Hospital.
Andy Burnham is a spineless career politician who deliberately gamed the expenses system to escape paying tax. Perfect choice as Liebore Leader then.
Just because he looks good in his eye-shadow – under all that makeup he still has the scheming black heart of a Socialist – he’ll just add ‘Please’ before ‘Jump!’
On Have I Got News For You this week, host Martin Clunes said “Here are the highlights of Gordon Brown’s time as prime minister”:
“Thank you, and goodbye.”
Was there a ripple of rising cheering and applause from the public…fireworks over the Thames and Church Bells pealing as Brown departed and the Nation rejoiced ?
And yet almost thirty per cent voted for him. It’s the strongest case for the state running our lives when there are that many braindeads who can’t be trusted with putting a mark on some paper. How can they do things like bring up kids? Oh, they can’t.
He’s not gone though, he’s going to be a back bench MP… he’ll still be there gurning, bullying and nose mining.
Do you think he’ll come all the way down to London when he can stay safe in his own constituency?
Can someone please let Peter Sutcliffe out for a day and tell him Balls is a prostitute?
..of Jeffrey Dahmer and tell him Ed Balls tastes like human being.
Dahmer’s dead. But Charles Manson’s still alive in chokey.
I know, but his memory lives on.
Good old Peter Sutcliffe, another one eyed lunatic, though he only killed a dozen people, unlike Grim Gordon the Gurning Gimp, who sent our troops into battle without body armour.
Ah yes, but the hospitals incentivised by targets managed many many more
You drink water from vase. Me busy. Drink from vase! Drink from vase!
I can’t, somebody else has already used it as bed-pan.
You are always ahead of the curve Guido
You speak of the “unions”; they are worth watching now
Unite and other unions are deeply split between
the “modernising” “Teamsters” faction which just
believes in lining its pockets at anyone expense
and having “token” strikes
And the “Whelan” “destroy everything” old guard
faction which is losing ground seriously
There is open warfare between the different
leaders which makes Westminster look like
a garden party
More than half of the members of the unions
voted Lib Dem or Tory
The old guard will have to be “taken down” by us
the moderates…here and eslewhere
Prepare for battle co-conspirators…
So it’s business as usual then?
Yes Sir
The Teamsters, now there is a union worth joining.
No political shit, just looking after the members.
‘No one fucks with Fat Tony’s Boys’
Yeh, I’d join that.
Please God let Whelan end up sharing a cement coffin with Jimmy Hoffa.
GF – Is Balls cleaner than clean on expenses?
Leave him alone on expenses etc
We want him to win now
As someone said here, it would be an “awesome slow motion car crash”
Could even be better than Brown’s (without being in power)
How good is it to wake up with no cyclops mandy balls on the telly sweet heaven there is a god just like to add who heard bad al say the UK is in better shape now than in 97 due to Liebour fukin priceless are they all on drugs or just the one eyed mong
The BBC still seem to be taking briefings from Campbell et al. They need to move on and rediscover impartiality.
The BBC needs to move on a rediscover LIFE
Otherwise the rentboys and crackheads will continue to top themselves
Now that Gorgon is gone, who can we have on the GMTV sofa?
The BBC needs to move on & re-discover REALITY when we all decide not to waste our hard earned money paying for a TV licence. What are they going to do? Take us all to court?
Hello boys
Just to keep you informed
I am at Waddesdon Manor again…with good friends
Just contacted the wife of Evelyn -you know the one who funded Boy Osborne’s private office
And had a chat with James Sasoon (a cousin) who having advised Gordon Brown was appointed a Treasury Minister yesterday
So we have rearranged the chairs and still keep control of the important things
As for me, I have been offered £ Million as an adviser to various “hedge” funds and private equity funds
And our lawyers have a junior Minister in the Justice Department now to protect our tax breaks
So things are swinging along
Asd you will have seen that Tony Blair’s Morgan Stanley is shorting sterling – rather predictable dont you think ?
Beep beep
Blinky fucked himself in the ass and shot all his chances when he came up with classic the ‘vote lib dem’ tactic.
If the guy had brains he would be dangerous.
watch the numbers crash
I wonder how many Nokias had to be dislodged from the skulls of Miss Macauley’s sons on Tuesday night.
Maybe he has moved onto the more fashionable iPhone (phonIes love it)
All right thinking people should hope and pray Ed Balls wins! It will keep the Socialists out of Government for years!!
So who here intends to purchase a copy of Gordon Brown’s memoirs?
Anyone?
Anyone at all?
I’ll wait until they get to the supermarkets, “buy 6 rolls of own brand bog roll and get one free”.
I’m getting lots!
Sod that…. Campbell is letting out the unedited versions of his!!!!!
Now that will be fun to read… Just imagine the shit that will be flying once he starts telling the truth about how he/Blair/Mandelson felt re: Brown….
Unedited my arse, why should anyone believe a word this man says?
I love the “fiction” section!
I was going to pick up a copy…
but there were to many store detectives about
No. No one’s going to buy Gordon’s memoirs.
They’ll tank faster than Jonathan Ross’s memoirs. Didn’t they end up going for 99p each?
Bollocks to Balls. Big fucking hairy ones
Suck my Balls.
I reckon Yvette rams it up Balls with a strap-on.
No
With the Daily Labourgraph…
Yvette has a perfectly good cock of her own, she decided not to complete the surgery in the end. Ed prefers it that way. Gordon was furious, he wished he’d thought of that before Sarah came back from Amsterdam.
Blinky
WIll you please grow a moustache ?
You are incomplete without one and not credible…
Like “Sir” Michael Shite you mean ?
Don’t you think his moustache makes him look like a 1950s rocker ?
Michael could even have done the Elvis imitation (what a great show) for Gordon !
can believe he doesn’t refer to him as Mr McBride in his diaries
Still remember that Mr McBride interview: was driving down from Northern Ireland to Dublin. The Radio4 signal goes when you get to Drogheda, and Balls’ Mr McBride interview was the last thing I heard…
“was driving down from Northern Ireland to Dublin”?
Was driving UP to Dublin
Driving down to Dublin from N.I. Dublin is south east of Drogheda.
Dear Fans,
It is time I came clean with you all. It’s the least I can do for all my fans and admirers. For a long time now – ten years to be exact – I’ve been living a lie. Some of you may have suspected it already. I know that my critics have known about it from the start. But I can no longer go on living this lie. Since the events of Tuesday, I’ve realised that life is too short to be part of a sham, and that I need to make a fresh start.
The last decade has been a long lie, albeit a very lucrative one for me. Make no mistake. I was well aware of what I was getting myself into when I signed the contract in 2000. But I also made sure that I would benefit financially from the arrangement. I demanded certain stipulations regarding housing, a personal allowance, and so on, and these were duly accepted.
Even so, despite the momentary rewards and the enjoyment of travelling around the world and meeting various foreign dignitaries, it has been a very exhausting ten years. I’m not a natural actress, and putting on an act in public and on TV has worn me out. I was very relieved on Tuesday that I won’t need to do that anymore.
The contract stated that it would expire one year after the termination of Mr Brown’s time as prime minister. Therefore, it will expire on May 11 2011. However, I can no longer hold my tongue. I have to confess the truth to you all. I have to admit that my marriage to Mr Brown has been a massive…
GUNSHOT
GUNSHOT WOUND ???
Since your reptilian ‘husband’ has departed No.10, I feel like a huge, black cloud has lifted from all of our lives.
I wish you well with your bean flicking friend.
Slashed wrists in the woods surely?
Your fannees and admirs agree
Blinky’s new busword is :
“Progressive universalism”
When translated means
“Progressive Ponzi Scheme”
“I buy your votes with benefits now
With debt YOU will have to pay off tomorrow”
We have already seem that Blinky
And it has ruined the country
…FFS
The public are being duped by the very term ‘Progressive’. Everyone is in favour of progress, unless you are a medieval waster totting an AK-47. We have to show the peeps that Progressivism = Marxism. The last thing we want is a progressive march back to the gulags and, if you are lucky, neo surfdom.
To Liebour “progess” actually means “vandalism” a carte blanche to destroy everything and anyone they’ve ever hated or envied ( many of the fuckwits no doubt blag themselves their doing “good”)Projection innit something like ” I hate parts of myself for being weak or envious but I don’t want to own it so I project it onto someonelse/somethingelse ( in the name of fairness you understand to absolve myself of any personal shortcomings ,how convenient ) then I don’t need to beat myself up about it”The most basic of defence mechanisms.Have you ever noticed Liberals and Conservatives ,as a rule,are calm,cheerful and optimistic and are more disposed to trust their fellow man.Just an observation like but its something I have observed over the years.Marxism is the home of the mean spirited misanthrope who doesn’t believe in God ,or anything spiritually related,because he sees himself as God.One who must restore their own brand of order.Too bloody big for their boots innit and mean spirited bastards too underneath it all.imo like.Some exclusions may apply.
We are the progressives now.
Having watched the scene for many decades now, I can say quite categorically that what we need now is not progression, but bucket loads of regression! We need to get back to past levels of near sanity.
While we’re at it, could we rechain the Word ‘Liberal’ to its original meaning! It has nothing to do with either Jesus-boots or dead mastiffs.
Nah, I think I am making good progress with my AK-47 as it is.
And a bit of Piracy on the side.
Hi Kerry!
Ha ha ha ha ha.Sad innit Nuliebour have zero talent, not a single human being amonsgt them the lot of them.Just a bunch of rabid dogmatic mongs.The wilderness years will be long.Thank Fuck.Good Riddance.
The great thing about the campaign to unseat Mr Balls was that it only just failed.
Instead of turfing him out into lobbyland he is stuck in a marginal seat.
His constituents despise him so he must spend a lot of time pressing the flesh. He has no excuse as he has no cabinet role..He’s just a backbench nobody.
The icing is that he his position is now so insecure that the man who was chosen as successor by Gordon, backed by the power of the unions, surrounded by the best of the smears team and spinners, has not even been able to find enough support to put his name forward.
There is an exquisite deliciousness in seeing Eddie reduced from all the bullying collossus to such a pathetically weak figure. Leaving him alive but crippled has been far more fun than killing him off.
The ultimate revenge has got to be him losing his seat ( majority of 1000 ) to a Lib Dem in 2015.The old postal vote scam won’t be easy next time around Dave and Nick will see to that.
Particularly if Yvette keeps hers. Future PM to house husband in one step.
Now that would be a giant leap for mankind.
Indeed Gordons heir fuhrer in marigolds contemplating the school run.Oh dear.
update. Sally Bercow’s just twatted that she’s backing Balls. With support like that, how can he lose?
Is Sally Bercow set to become the new Jonah, bad judgement being a precursor.Lets fookin hope so,we know how much she backs Nuliebour ;o)
Hope she’s not backing Ming Campbell for Speaker.
Now that the dust has settled, what was everyone’s favourite election night moment? Mine has to be without doubt Jacqui Smith on the verge of tears from losing her seat. Fucking sweet.
There were other great moment too. Shashit Malik, Tony McNutty, Dawn Butter losing their seats, Esther Rancid losing her deposit, and George Gall-Qaedaway failing to win a seat (the Hunt didn’t even bother to turn up for the count. What a wretched man).
Was Jacqui Fivebellies’ Noel Edmonds lookalike husband there, or was he too busy at home cracking one out watching Bangcock Chickboys?
McNulty definitely
Smith is just an incompetent fraud
McNulty is both those but with the added attraction of being a genuine Hoon (or should I say Huhne now we have a new government)
Great news, I didn’t know that Tony McNutty had lost his seat, that had somehow passed me by in al the confusion and all; Sweeeeeeeeeeet.
On a smaller scale did anyone get a small shiver of pleasure at hearing that the silly cow Sally Bercow missed out on a council seat.
Cameron really should do something about the house flipping dwarf. If he offers Ming up I should think it will extract enough support to shift him.
The squeeker must go
Cows are useful members of society! They give us milk whereas Sally Bercow gives us grief! Do not insult cowkind!
No, I knew she was standing as Labour for a Council post but hadn’t realised it was this year, Result! Now if only the Squeaker loses as well …….
Apart from Jacqui Smith,Charles Clarke and Peter Robinson losing their seats were pretty good moments too. Clarke was apparently such a poor loser that he refused to shake hands with the victor.
Had to watch the video of Jacky crashing a couple of times just to savour it properly. Hope the bath plug was value for money! Of course, with her losing her seat, her hubby ‘Tugger’ loses his £40K p.a. job as her assistant too.
Baird and Dari Taylor losing their seats made my night. Shame Stuart ( the elusive pimpernel ) Bell managed to keep his though.
Great news that the Berk Cow didn’t win a seat on the council, I hope she lost out by a country mile.
I don’t care – I AM GOD !!!!!
I saved the world !!!
Yes Gordon your a legend.Even if it is only in your own mind.
A total leg end.
Has the ‘Union Modernisation’ ponzi scheme been wound up yet ?
If Dave fails to stop that gerrymandering scheme, he deserves all he gets.
Oh the fucking R4 News Quizz – biased beyond belief.
I can’t beleive this used to be my faviourite R4 comedy.
All of them weeping for Brown and hating the Tory/Lib-dems.
Fucking unbeleivable.
Lets hope Dave and Nick have “plans” for auntie.It would suit me fine to flog it off asap in the name of deficit reduction.As I seem to remember Broon was very keen on liquidizing assets.I think Broon had an eye on Dover Port.Dave could say he’d decided to save Dover Port but auntie would have to goin stead as Dover is a vital part of the infastructue so is an asset which must be kept ;0)Bye bye auntie !
And we’ve got to endure Any Questions now from some fuckhole university in Brighton.
I think I can guess how that’s going to go.
How long are these lefties going to wail and gnash their teeth for? Surely it’s only a matter of time before they drown in their own bile.
Page 4 today’s Telegraph reports there is a F@cebook campaign to get Toenails sacked. The claim is that he is too biased towards……….
the Conservatives!!!!!!
The News Quiz, fronted by a Danish lesbian, with Jeremy Hardy, a man who would let Che Guevara fuck him up the arse for the sake of the Revolution. If you are expecting balance from these communist fucktards, you will be waiting a long time comrade.
It was not always thus.
In the days when Barry Took and Simon Hoggart chaired and regular panalists included wits such as Richard Ingrams, Ian Hislop and the late lamented Linda Smith, the show was a poignient and hillarious. It was also fairly balanced giving an equal drubbing to politicos of all stripes.
Now it is chaired by the horrible, shill Toksvig and paneled by the BBC’s usual, ubiquitous stable of lefty comics, it just makes my piss boil.
The only part I listen to know is the funny clip introduction then I have to switch it off.
HIGNFY was pretty funy this week though, and took the piss out of Brown and Labour relentlessly.
I have decided to throw my hat into the ring,
focus groups have shown that I am more popular than either of the Millibands, or that woman , the Ian Brady Ed Balls dream ticket just aint going to happen
According to the Speccie
Blinky IS going to stand
Whoooopee !!
Bring it all on…
PS I really hope Macbride and Whelan are behind Balls
They really will kill Millicent brothers, Mad Hattie and all the rest of them…
It will be more bloody than the Somme…
It’s going to be “Trousers” Mandelson and Milli Mossads
against Blinky, Whelan and Macbride
God I hope Ed Balls wins the leadership race as this will comsign Labour to the opposition benches for more than a generation.
Rich people richer, poor people poorer, biggest debt ever, more economically inactive people than ever before and borrowing 25p of every £1 they spend. Socialists have a right to feel betrayed.
The Lib-Dems can instil a culture of caring for the needy married with encouraging growth building free enterprise. The Tories will embrace caring conservatisum and emerge stronger.
Vince Cable will be the fly in the ointment and Clegg may have to cut him loose fairly soon for being the divisive disenter
Come on Blinky, do for Labour what Scargill did for the unions
Why would anyone want to be labour leader at this time they look like being out of power for the next 10 years at least, the only one that has any appeal is baldamort
Balls is too thick to be leader, mind gordon was / is no intelect.
Balls is just scum, that floats round and round to a low level.
Like the UMIGOOLIE Bird then ?
Which disappears up its own arsehole…
I thought you were on about:-
oomigoolie = ooh me goolies (balls)
The oomigoolie bird had very short legs and when he landed he cried out
oomigoolies
Must be a cousin
The oomigoolie bird I knew
Flew around in ever decreasing circles until it
disappeared up its own arsehole, crying ooomegoolies
Like yours !!
Pass me a Banana!
Looks Like Mr Slater’s parrot needs to up his game
(fluff) (ooze) (skrittle) (lust) A-AAAAARRRKK!!! (ping)
I must say it’s good to see a cat in No. 10, and I say this as a mouse.
It’s a bit like the ravens at the Tower of London – an ill omen if they are not present.
Of course the first thing the Blair Bitch did was kick poor old Humprey (Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office) out. Says it all about dear Cherie really.
Just don’t get any ideas about cutting bits off, to stop me leaving
I should imagine that Dave & Co will be praying that Balls does get the job. Another Gordon, but without the charm, would be manna from heaven.
O/T but related.
Now that Mad Hattie is ‘stand in’ Leader while they sort the leadership out, when is she going to announce her Shadow Cabinet?
They need to get something in place by the time Parliament re-assembles or none of them will know where to sit.
Oie
We don’t do Shadow cabinets
We just do pork pie punch ups
And Mock Tudor beams for the supervisors..
We are the laborous class….
Actually I would have preferred this to be published after Balls was elected as a Labour leader. It would have been a far better blow to Labour to show their leader in a uniform of the National Socialist German Workers’ Party.
Hague, Duncan-Cough, Howard then Cameron. Labour will obviously go through the same pattern of deadbeats until they light on a plausible charlatan to get them back into office.
O/T
Guardian article on ‘Brown’s Last Hours’ – absolute tosh !
I monitored it as the anti-Brown comments were ‘recommended’ at an enormous rate – the first comment received over 400 in 90 mins
Another anti comment from ‘mannin’ as I recall received some 150+ in the same period
I returned from lunch to find the COMMENTS element totally removed from the website
SO MUCH FOR THE LOVE & RESPECT FOR BROWN
Excellent!
Miliband of Brothers:
http://fxbites.blogspot.com/2010/05/milliband-of-brothers.html
Watched Ed throw his hat into ring live on BBC: quite an impressive melding of half-accurate appraisal of where NuLab lost it in office, with post-Blair feel-my-sincerity oratory. Then he spoiled it all by bemoaning the lack of women in the running. Can still see him appealing to some of his party outside the upper tier, unlike his godawful super-geek bafflingly-renowned Semitic-chimp brother.
Do the Millipede O’Tricians both support ‘Progressive Universalism’ like Ed of Morley does?
His mouth is like something from the Wallace and Gromit workshop – those teeth and the wavering lips are pure Nick Park. Pity we can’t just squish the pasticine into … Balls!!! Muhahahaha…..
The BBC is allowing people to believe that the proposal that there should be a 55 per cent majority in a vote to dissolve Parliament is designed to keep the Tories in power forever. It isn’t. Even Dimbleby, on “Any Answers” now, is failing to explain this.
For the General Election 2010, the Constitution Unit at UCL published a guide on fixed-term parliaments,
“Legislation for fixed-term parliaments depends on an effective safety valve, allowing for mid term dissolution if the executive has lost hte confidence of the legislature. This can be vulnerable to abuse: a government wants to precipitate an early election can try to engineer a vote of no confidence, as has happened in Germany. Safeguards against that can include a high threshold, as in Scotland and Wales, where two thirds of members must vote for dissolution.”
In the last two days, I have heard the BBC miss perhaps a dozen opportunities to clarify this for listeners and allowing them instead to go on in ignorance, believing it is a plot.
BBC – your remit is to inform and enlighten the population, not to re-enforce their ignorance.
Even Labour supporters are now admitting that the BBC was dreadfully biased throughout the election campaign, and Nick Robinson in particular.
They have even started a Facebook group calling for him to be sacked.
Do they know why he’s called Toenails, though?
Because he’ s so far up McRuin’s backside that all you can see are his toenails.
I’m even FURTHER up McBroon’s Alimentary Canal, I’m standing on Toenails’s polished cranium. so there!
You must be almost able to see the soles of my shoes from there my darling philandering husband
I’m still not sure myself. And I don’t think I want to be told, just before I am about to eat.
Actually that Facebook group think he was biased in favour of the TORIES! I thought it was in favour of Liebour. He did start to get shirty with Liebour towards the end…but then I think a lot of the hacks did as Liebour’s spinning was just outrageous.
Look what happened to Adam Boulton he was so enraged with their twisting and lying he nearly had a stroke on air.
I guess if the BBC is getting complaints saying they are baised towards the left and another load of complaints saying they are biased to the right they’ll say they must be doing thier job properly.
The marxists have turned on their own. Good god.
All that effort to create a ‘Progressive’ state media and now the revolution starts to eat it’s self.
Makes you feel sorry for John Penis. All those wasted hours talking bollocks.
Why the hell didn’t Peter think of this ??
‘BBC – your remit is to inform and enlighten the population, not to re-enforce their ignorance’
Errrr…. where have you been for the last 20 years? The last Director General to ‘inform and enlighten’ must have been Reith, 127 years ago.
It was demanded by the Liberals.
And when the idiots on here work out WHY they damanded it, they will no doubt be as keen to ditch it as the increasing number of tory backbenchers who know exactly what it is there for.
This is quite amusing!
Unlike the previous Spelman blog – Guido’s also provided a link to the Guardian on the same subject
No doubt by the same token the Tories are into the Business World and the Labour party into the Unions – yeah?
The Guardian’s article is as pathetic as Guido’s
Thought you’d like to know though!
Blinky is the ideal; labour leader
Black Muslim next surely
That would be Ed Miliband then.
I’m still lurking
Alistair Darling is the only one who might tempt me to vote Labour. Ed Balls or David Miliband would be worse than Gordon Brown. I simply don’t know enough about the other candidates to judge them yet.
I can see Labour choosing a nasty, partisan David Miliband, and spending many years in the wilderness as a result. It will all end in tears…
John Cruddas is the only way forward for LieBore
I wonder which one of the above entries were from EB jeebies himself?
Serving the faith
Serving the faith
Abduction of the oath
Abduction of the oath
By demons we are driven
By demons we are driven
Ed ” so what” balls. I love him x the only comedy potential candidate – in a mac x
I bumped into Pablo Neruda yesterday
Don’t worry. Comedy’s harder than it looks.
at least ed balls can sing!
Ed Balls, the very weird face of UAF – United Angry Facists
OT
Anyone else notice the remarkable similarity between comedy legends Ed and Dave Milliband and Mike and Bernie Winters?
http://tinyurl.com/397wrce
Does that make Ballsup the dog, Schnorbitz?
Amanda Platell said on Andy Marr’s show the pair of them were becoming known as Deadward… ro should that be Dedward… or maybe Deadwood?
I thought Mike & Bernie Winters were talented?
I think the posters will have more fun if Balls is leader. Some of the attempts on here to scalp him I imagine will be hilarious.
The Milibands are a bit dull.
I think Ed is marginally preferable to Bananaman. He is at least honestly more or less Old Labour-ish, and marginally more interesting. But I agree both Millipedes are rather dull. Grupenfuhrer Blinkyballs would provide the likes of Steve Bell with the most splendid opportunities, however.
Am genuinely baffled as to what appeal David M supposedly has to the Labour faithful, even what views of his own (as oppsed to Mandy’s) he has. Ed is rather more personable.
I’ve just looked at his portrait and write-up in the Observer and, unfortunately for him, it is difficult not to conclude that howevever good or bad his policies and ideas, and however nice a person he may be, he looks like a prat… a veritable wally. This is not true of his gargle-voiced brother who seems, to use the current cliche, ‘more comfortable in his skin’. It wasn’t the banana that did it, after all.
I see a split with
NuLiebore (Classic) under Blinky
NuNuLiebore under the MilliMossads
NuLiebore for Wimmin under Hattie
I would like to voice my official disapproval of the image above. Not only does it feature one Edward “blinky” Balls but it does so in a way which does not depict the mad staring eyes he employed for the last few weeks of the campaign. I demand mad staring eyes!
Wouldn’t it be good to find out from David Icke which of the candidates are reptiles before the leadership election? He’s very good at calling them afterwards but never at the time. For example; I remember when Nick stood for European Parliament elections, David Icke never bothered to tell us he was a secret lizard but now he’s DPM it’s a different story.
SKRRRRRRAAAAARRKK!!! (stare) (goggle) (squint) U-HUUUURRKK!!!
The Beeb is right now giving Blinkyballs an enormous amount of airtime, talking to ‘Tim’ about himself, and the party and all, and he hasn’t even announced his candidacy yet! Evidently he’s already ‘consulted Yvette’ about it, and now he’s going to ask ‘the party’. I wonder what he’ll decide? I have no idea at all… Har har… I suppose he’ll get yet more exposure when the duly considered decision is announced.
Splendid – ‘Do you know Ed Balls?’ – vid from the Sunlight Centre!
and the answer is ………………….
NO, FUCK OFF BALLS
Ed Balls would be the funniest one to get the leadership, if it wasn’t for Baby P., and the fact he was a horrible thug, I would wish he would get it. David Miliband is so insufferably smug and pleased with himself, he would be absolutely unbearable. He also strikes me as gutless.
Ed Balls will be the funniest contrast with David Cameron. Ed Miliband seems harmless, but probably wouldn’t win. Jon Crudass, mmm he has got some principles hasn’t he, he seems a good man.
ps. If anyone is a secret lizard, it is Cleggy.
ps. If anyone is a secret lizard, it is Cleggy.
Have you seen Chris Huhne lately? His human-mask is getting a little loose…
His face is too small for his hair.
And he’s an arsehole.
Watch out for him unzipping his face now and then and gulping down live canaries.
KRRRRRRRRK-KK… (shiver) (tremble)
Cruddas is a fucking hypocrit,just like the rest of them. He voted in favour of the Iraq invasion and despite being MP for Dagenham and Redbridge, sends his son to a posh school in Kensington.
But he isn’t a lizard.
Oh come on – all the candidates voted for the Iraq war with the exception of Milliband the Younger and that’s only because he wasn’t in parliament; he voted “heavily against” an Iraq inquiry.
I’ve been reading about hte projected negative imapact of climate change on the global lizard population. No wonder the EU political class is so oncerned.
I want a sincere idiot like Andy Burnham as labour leader.
Ed Balls mobilises his election crew in Morley
A great example of why we need a massive cull of the population. These Wiggers should be first.
Perhaps they should ‘black up’ Al Jolson style for the full effect.
I notice he pertains to have ‘cash to flash in a minute’.. In that case why is he still wearing a TK Max Sale Adidas wooly hat? Hardly the look is it?
A fine example of British ‘Yoooof’.
As Secretary of Dept for Children, Schools and Families, I can genuinely
claim the credit for their educational levels.
There are white lads that can do that stuff properly, with an English accent.
He does soul now, and very good he is too.
They seem to have a suitable IQ – just a bit higher than Balls himself. So this is what a Labour education – as overseen by Ed Balls – produces.
News just in:
Balls has secured the raving fucking nutter faction which comprises 60% of the party in the Greater London area.
Should be a walkover for the blinky bastard.
Christ alive, what a week – I’m having to send the boy out for another case of champagne. It just gets better and better…
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE COMPETITION
ED BALLS AND YVETTE COOPER
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l165/tycalibre/triple_flippers.gif
ED BALLS AND YVETTE COOPER
http://extremeresistance.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/86577.jpg
I win, the difference is simple, the UAF logo has been Photoshop’d out of the first image whilst the second shows the true face of the Nasty Socialist Party and Fuhrer wanabee Ballsvette
You win !!
First prize – a day spent in my and Yvette’s company
Second Prize – two days spent in my and Yvette’s company
Third prize – THREE days …….
Is it that one’s in colour and the other’s black and white?
The boss of BP is just another over-promoted Jockish incopetent.Give Jockland back to their French masters.
http://tinyurl.com/yjbjt44
If Yvette is female she can have me!
When this dreadful creep, Ed Balls, was the Labour Minister for Children, Schools & Education, a United Nation report cited the United Kingdom as being the worst country in the industrialised world to raise a child!!!!! And this idiot could go on to lead the Labour Party and, heaven forbid, the country. It’s another one of Richard Littlejohn’s ‘You could’nt make it up’ moments.
And just think… he wanted to be Chancellor.
I’m also extremely vexed that I cannot implement my crypto-pedophiliac sex education upon innocent 5-year-olds.
I want kids, and I will eventually get -and damage- yours.
I’m aware of Blinky’s reputation as a thug/bully but never heard specifics. The missus, upon seeing him, said that she didn’t like the look of him – he DOES have the look of a boarding-school tormentor.
Fuck the lot of you
And fuck you
Fuck off and die,Gordon Brown.De-elected unelected louse.
I think this has been updated:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Gordon_Brown
Calm down Teddy, you know what happened James Gordon and of course you the final end for your hero Adolph, he was a National Socialist you know.
The Milliband bros remind me of Beavis and Butthead.
Remember that David Miliband got into Oxford with two Ds at A level because his father had influencial friends.Pass the sick bag Yvette.
What is the possible point of having a pair of male milipedes? It’s not like you could breed them – who would want to anyway?
David cant breed , that’s why he keeps buying children from America
Not cool enough to be Beavis and Butthead!
I wish I could find an image of “Dusty and Dick”.
Which one (of the Miliblands) is the one who used to stare (screw out) the opposition during PMQs.
It was the perfect illustration of a middle-class twat trying to be intimidating.
“I’m a chav, don’t-cha-know, don’t mess with me, I’ll scratch your eyes out …..”
The Labour gene pool appears decidedly sparse these days when looking at the potential candidates – maybe Blair and Brown should share an honorary Darwin award for their eradication of anyone with the remotest chance of making Labour appeal as a creditable alternative for at least a generation.
Here’s a given for every Conservative and LibDem campaign billboard poster at the next election if the older Militwat gets nominated:
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00593/SNN2304A-384_593961a.jpg
And that, folks, will be game over…
I’d go for Caroline Flint – for no other reason than she is almost shaggable. Which kinda sums up the bareness of Labour’s cupboard, really.
Happy Days
I just realised who the millbananas remind me of
http://www.penrithcity.nsw.gov.au/uploadedImages/Website/Your_Council/Media_Releases/2010/Bananas-in-pajamas.jpg
Fuck off thick as thieves
Cutting Edge: I’d put my hand up for Caroline Flint. Or should that be I’d put my hand up Caroline Flint?
Better take your watch off first – it might not be there when you pull your hand back out.
Yorkie Barred: Do you think It’s best that I should take precautions? for example, tie a plank to my arse in order to retrieve it.
I’d put my hand up Sam Cam but i’m afraid of finding A Nick Clegg foetus growing.
Caroline’s one of the busiest girls at my parliamentary escort agency. Fisting is no problem so long as you have normal sized hands, £50 to you squire. If you lose your wristwatch she gets to keep it. Fair enough?
As she’s so very dirty, Caroline does get booked up very quickly, but I can let you have a go on Sarah Teather at short notice. Actually, at no notice, just turn up. Someone. Please. The bitch is costing me a fortune in Toblerone and hasn’t turned a trick all year. Typical fucking Liberal.
Definetly caroline flint. I am not a perv.
I have a boner for Caroline but not for Harriet. I guess i do not like posh birds!
Nice judische name, Dan… You should be so smart!
They’ve never forgiven Jack the Ripper for blowing their cover.
Barely shaggable, sir.
Agreed – but when compared with the alternatives…
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_05/BlearsBM2901_468x404.jpg
Jacqui Smith forms a great argument for the virtues of celibacy
Or for jerking off to ladyboy porn.
@ CuttingEdge. You should be careful keeping such pictures on your hard drive!
Cariline Flint always looks like she needs a good bath – look at her again after you’ve been to Specsavers.
The girl likes bukkake, is that a crime now?
Oh, it is? One of the 45,000 new ones is it? Fair enough.
So fucking what?
Nice post wish more things are coming out from you.
saw Balls on channel4 news. He was asked about his aspirations. He said he wasn’t a bully, never used ‘off the record tactics and as far as I know is still talking ………..on and on and on and ………
Looks like I’m fucked.
So Ed Miliband is the compromise candidate then? We get an Ed and a Milband…..
Slow day Guido?,lowest post count for weeks
OOOPSIES! Made a Cooper up of it!
Your are obsessed with this man. Give it a rest. And then go and see a doctor.
William Hague has impressed every American who has come into contact. That’s right, that is.
He drank that fat arsed slag Hilary Clinton under the table. She was gone after the fifth pint.
Whatever mr Balls ambitions I think wanky eyes is a better description
Saw an overview of Balls’ guardian piece. tax credits, incapacity benefit, Educational Maintence allowance.
Ed, by 2015, the world and especially Britain will have moved on mate. Who’s giving the best handouts will not be the focus of the next election. You’re still thinking through Big State labour eyes.
You feel it is okay to comment on something you have not actually read. Very good there.
Guardian overview on Guardian piece.
Err… We’ve moved on in case you haven’t noticed. After the election last week the labour party are now HM’s opposition.
I want to give all Liebour voters a handout, not a hand up.
Panis et circenses; bribe the electorate-it worked for the Ancient Romans.
Importing voters also helped in the last couple of elections.
To have Labour die you need to start here at the BBC – this toxic bunch need their marching orders!!
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danielhannan/100039829/its-the-bbc-here-wed-like-you-to-say-something-angry-stupid-and-preferably-racist-about-the-new-government/
I’d like to see some reflection on “Nadine” who appears to have given 15 grand of taxpayer’s money to a mate. Oddly enough, there is no record of what Nadine’s friend did for this huge sum of cash. But as “Nadine” is a mate of the man’s, it will pass unacknowledged, no doubt.
Remains to be seen if Frank Field can be persuaded but if so its a right knee in the crotch for Labour:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/david-cameron/7728859/David-Cameron-lines-up-Labours-Frank-Field-as-poverty-tsar.html
Yeah, right. As if losing an election is as damaging as losing a renegade MP.
Milliband will be well happy to be shot of that miserable c’unt. Let him piss on Cameron’s happy smiley party people government.
Fuck Ed. Just because he saw you were a phyco/blinking freak.
He sould be speaker, if the monkey marxists had voted for talent he would be.
Keep an eye no his expenses however, he is almost a scouser MP.
I’ll be holding balls
They nearly got crushed by Mr. Calvert. Thank heaven for Postal Votes !!
Well at least she has a hands on policy, young man.
Cloughie !! My hero ! You were the best Manager England never had.
Bully Boy Balls and Bully Boy Brown were the worst politicians England ever had.
There will be even worse to come, be assured. It’s in their DNA.
Labour loved Murdoch while he slavishly supported Blair for all those years.
So, what’s changed then? Or does unthinking party loyalty blind you to the reality that it’s troughing business as usual?
I’m under no illusions about MPs and other establishment continuing to fill their boots.
Really? You’re full of redacted suprises.
You’re not.
Having seen self serving, incompetent, lying, thieving, careerist politicians form governments of get in, get rich and get out when the game’s up, farces for the past 90 odd years, nothing surprises me any more.
Unless i get an erection at PMQ’s, that is.
@ Mr Satisfying. I thought I was getting one once when I watched McRuin saying “No more boom and bust” at the dispatch box, but it turrned out to be that my car keys were set at a most uncomfortable angle when I started at his remark.
To the man with the satisfying column:
Then we seem to agree as not much surprises me any more either.
Expenses! Marvellous system.
I’m free, Dave.
Ed Balls also, along with his wife, opposed the introduction of the London Living Wage. While I’m sure Guido agrees with his view this, I’m afraid I take the opposite position.
On the same subject, look at what the candidates say and do rather make assumptions about ‘who they are’. The words eminating from Ed Miliband all say ‘I care about the working class, please vote for me instead of John Cruddas, thereby splitting the vote’.
Oh, and by the way, I believe the Milibands did a tax ‘switcheroo’ in order to avoid inheritance tax on their father’s estate.
Really warms the cockles of my socialist heart.
Sadly it doesn’t surprise me at all- they’re all a bunch of fucking hypocrites.
And they wonder why the electorate doesn’t trust them any more…
How about reflecting on the number of Conservatives receiving the Murdoch shilling?
1. T.Bliar
2. Anthony Charles Lytton Bliar
Didn’t he get done for importuning in a mens bog in London years ago, under the name of Charles Lytton?
I do hope you enjoy my ScoTched Earth policy….
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7127819.ece
It made ME smile anyway!
Hahahahahahahahaahaha!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7127819.ece
Call in the IMF now for a comprehensive independent audit to shed a fucking solar flare on what these malignant bastards have been up to. Then maybe a few public hangings to appease the nation. Starting with Ed Balls, maybe?
Nah, let him endure the psychological torment of watching the others hang first
It’s interesting isn’t it? When posters on here cited that very theory before the election the nasty foaming zanu labour trolls were on their backs like a flash, accusing them of lies and desperation. And now look…it has come to pass. Surprise sur-fuckin-prise. The cupboards open and out flows all the nasty labour hidden shite. I wonder how much of this will be properly reported by Pravda? A nice juicy Panorama investigation, anyone? I won’t be holding my breath.
In typical BBC fashion, the outstanding headline of the Sunday papers was ignored during the reviews on the Marr show. No change there then. The sooner the heart is ripped out of the BBC “in the national interest” the better.
And having to suffer that insidious bastard Whelan spouting his class bullshit as well – someone put a bullet in that fucker please.
Ed just opened his mouth and the deal flew out of the window.
he blinked first
The new 55 % and vote of no-confidence measures were demanded by the Liberals.
And when the idiots on here finally work out WHY they demanded it, they will no doubt be as keen to ditch it as the increasing number of tory backbenchers who know exactly what it is there for and don’t like it one bit.
Labour squealing on this one is hilarious, bearing in mind they brought in a 66% version in Scotland…
numbers plummet, interest wanes, who wants to hear government spin?
I cannot understand why the media take this blog seriously when all it really contributes is playground insults directed at people in the public domain. No serious comment in any of this. Just people projecting their own inadequacy on some politician. There’s no real satire to speak of. Just childish nonsense. What is the point of you, exactly, Guido?
I cannot understand why the media take Parliament seriously when all it really contributes is playground insults directed at those on the opposite benches. No serious comment in any of it. Just people projecting their own inadequacy on their adversaries. There’s no real satire to speak of. Just childish nonsense. What is the point of the political system?
I cannot understand why anyone takes the media seriously when all it really contributes is playground insults directed at Parliamentary figures. No serious comment in any of this. Just hacks projecting their own inadequacy on some politician. There’s no real satire to speak of. Just childish nonsense. What is the point of the media?
I cannot understand why the anyone takes anything seriously when all it really contributes is playground insults directed at anyone one can think of. No serious comment in any of this. Just anyone projecting their own inadequacy on anyone else. There’s no real satire to speak of. Just childish nonsense. What is the point of anyone?
… was a real pissant who was very rarely stable….
Have you soiled yourself again this morning TAT ?
you are up very early.
try not to roll around in it and your carers will be there at 9 o’clock
and try to stop smearing it on the walls
TaT couldn’t get up at that time of the morning to save his crack-ridden life! I am still on continental time as I have only been here for a few days. That is why I am up early. Cue for puerile “English for the Englishers” comment: Ta da da …..
Ooo-er, the Happy Wonderer has you sussed, Guido.
Trouble is, at 04.27 in the morning, the futility of Fawkes (other than as a money tree) is a sinister train of thought on which to embark.
It’s a good job the mainsteam media and the state are such repositories of excellence; otherwise who knows where that journey might end?
Still, in the words of the blog’s bard, he can always collect a refund on the way out.
albacore
Ah, I see. So this is creche for Thatcher’s children designed to line Guido’s pockets with ad money. You’ve got to pity the wet nurses. Even less reason to take it seriously.
Urgent! Help is needed! Attention to journalists!!!! 15-05-2010
Eight months ago Drasius Kedys, a father of a small daughter, sent to foreign journalists this letter, hoping that the journalists will help to find the truth in the pedophile case, which was blocked in Lithuania by the high Security Department officials and some prosecutors in the General Prosecutors Office.
The shoching letter, which was written by Drasius Kedys and sent to foreign journalists
«Stories of my four-year old daughter about naked men, her being undressed, her being licked and requests to lick big sysalai (as the little girl calls men’s genital organs), dripping out cream, her being covered with that “natural” cream, becoming of sysalas very little (after the “cream” run out), putting sysalas into her mouth, its pulling forward/ back, shouting strange sounds, putting and pulling sysalas in the room, bathroom, lavatory… everywhere, always, hundreds of times when she visited her “Mummy” at weekends (even on Christening day of my daughter) do not move none of officers involved in prejudicial inquiry. Nothing happened here… The girl is alive. Her mother got money from those with big sysalai for living.
Three interrogations of my daughter about circumstances of sexual abuse (even if, according to law regulations, a child may be interrogated only once), complex forensic psychiatry done with my daughter, forensic psychology expertise with a categorical conclusion that my daughter can properly understand particularly essential circumstances of the case and testify. Increased predisposition to fantasise was not identified. Ten psychologists that participated in interrogations were not able to determine “lies” of the child. However, all this does not mean anything in our Legal State. Categorical request of prosecutors to constantly interrogate the child (after she was interrogated and examined already) allows them to take the decision – the child was not sexually abused.
I do not know. Maybe, as her father, I look with another eye upon this situation and understand words of the girl repeated during interrogations and expertise. But maybe there are people in Lithuania who cannot understand words of the child in a different way – it is disgusting violence, orgies of degenerates, perverts, paedophiles… I do not know, maybe “qualified” prosecutors think differently…
Maybe prosecutors see their other faces because participants of these orgies are Member of Presidium of Citizen Democracy Party, ex-Public adviser of the Member of Seimas V. Muntianas, ex-Head of Kaunas branch of Labour Party Andrius Ūsas, Judge of Kaunas County Court Jonas Furmanavičius, and their third blond-haired friend Aidas. To me, they all are paedophiles. I shall never forget a question of my four-year old daughter to me, her father of 36 years-old, telling me about their sysalai that smelled shit and dripping out cream: “Are you a baby, Daddy? You do not understand anything?”.
I understand that we faced “čekanavičiai” which are in power, politics, Court… I wish to everybody not to meet such people in your life… For this “created” slander I was entered in a criminal case. It is requested to adjudge one million Litas to compensate immaterial damage… It does not matter how it all ends, but I shall not be silent: for the sake of my raped little daughter, for the sake of the raped children and future victims that may appear if we do not punish these people. Maybe, after reading my words, victims and relatives of these perverts shall respond.
All my requests to prosecutors are rejected. The request to interrogate Judge of Kaunas County Court was rejected by the prosecutor Kiuršinas, as information about the Judge is not checked by process actions: the indicated way of recognition was not performed according to norms of the Criminal Code of Practice of the Republic of Lithuania. Therefore, it does not have any legal power. Interrogation subject-matter is not indicated in the request to interrogate; it is also not indicate what information useful for investigation should be received after interrogation of the Judge. I do not understand anything: can I, as a legal representative of aggrieved little girl, check the obtained information by process actions; can I perform recognition by norms of the Criminal Code of Practice of the Republic of Lithuania. Apart from that, I do not understand whether evidence of the indicated by the little girl people who visited the place of her sexual abuse can be significant in a criminal case. It is not my competence, but obligation of the officers carrying this prejudicial inquiry who get paid by the Government to take all the foreseen means to investigate and reveal criminal activity in the shortest possible period of time.
Even funnier that one could imagine – my last complaints on actions of the prosecutor A. Kiuršinas addressed to Supreme prosecutor of Kaunas County K. Betingis and General prosecutor of the Republic of Lithuania A. Valantinas were solved by the prosecutor A.Kiuršinas himself. I do not know where to apply, what to do, how to fight paedophiles.
The main national legal act – Constitution of the Republic of Lithuania – embeds general provisions on human rights and protection of freedom and constitutional State obligation to save and protect childhood and cherish children. Prosecutor’s office is a State institution performing functions determined in Constitution of the Republic of Lithuania, Prosecution law and other legal acts. Prosecutor and institutions of prejudicial inquiry in every case of criminal activity have to perform all means foreseen by the legal acts to reveal criminal activity. Attempts of prosecutors G.Ročienė, R.Čivinskaitė, A.Kiuršinas, K.Betingis to perform everything, or better to say nothing, are constantly repeated. I want to believe that there are just and honest officers in this rotten country who would do everything for paedophiles and perverts to pay the penalty. Presently performed prejudicial inquiry is a repeated trauma for my little daughter, me and my parents. If anybody understood what happens in the independent Lithuania, please do something, help us. If it is still possible to do anything. As the “Ročienė“, „Čivinskaitė“, „Kiuršinas“ or „Betingis“ shall never help. They dream to finish their reputable service and get happy and solid senescence…» Drąsius Kedys.»
Eight months has passed, and Drasius Kedys was found killed. The Kedainiai court few days ago has returned this small girl to her mother, which was accused by Drasius Kedys by selling their small daughter to pedophiles.
That’s why Lithuanian society is asking for help of international journalists and international human protection organisations: press our President of the Republic of Lithuania Dalia Grybauskaite, the Chairman of Parliament Irena Degutiene, the Prime Minister Andrius Kubilius not to get the Drasius Kedys’ daughter to the hands of pedophiles – IN THAT WAY THE SMALL GIRL WILL BE KILLED.
Lithuanian people need your help!!!!! The foreigh journalists helped to Lithuania in 1991-01-13, when the soviet tanks crashed our people, now we need your help to fight the pedophiles’ clan and save the life of Drasius Kedys daughter.
2010-05-15
Are the Russians responsible again?
End of Guido.
Milliband….haha!
In my country zis means shitty arsehole.
is it me or did new labour stasi win the latest general election?
I ask because every time I put the tv or radio on there’s debate about the nasty tories and how well new labour are doing. Marr this morning has had Charlie Whelan on and now Ed Miliband discussing the new labour leadership election which naturally will include Balls at some stage. Not a tory or lib dem in sight except Amanda Patel.
The BBC providing the taxpayers with 100% balance and thorough reporting and journalistic editorial – NOT
Yeah right, and Amanda Platell, that raving leftie. And leftie Dave on now. (He’s just said ‘the right thing to do’ twice. Oh! Now three times! Plus several times over the last week I’ve heard it. Maybe Gordon’s left a triffid at no 10.)
Shouldn’t we be saying meet the new masters same as the old,until we start to treating politics as a public service again and not as career then we will keep getting the dross floating to the top,all get now is the rubbish who would stab their own mother to climb to the top reaches of the greasy pole,it seems to me by not getting involved in the political arguments all we have done is let the career criminals be in charge of the bank.
I’m a cynical optimist. It’s the old ‘power corrupts’ argument, but it corrupts for a broad range of reasons. I see it in education, which is why I’m happier on the front line where I feel I can retain my principles and maybe do some good for a few by sticking to them. Some clamber the ranks through insecurity, and think that ‘power’ somehow makes them a more important/better human being. They’re usually useless and do more harm than good. Others do it because they want to/truly believe they can ‘make a difference’. In the case of the latter I see many become disillusioned and broken by all the restrictions and limitations that an interfering government puts on them, plus the harsh reality of circumstances, and their reaction often is to filter the shit down to the ranks below then blame them for the consequences. They do more harm than good too, but I guess at least they meant well.
Still happening – am half-listening to BBC R4 World Tonight – some twit was excitedly talking what we will all think about the falling-out of Dave and Nick in a few months time, and the presenter letting him go on and on and on and then saying something about how we mustn’t be cynical.
BBC setting itself up as Her Majesty’s Opposition. I am heartily sick of it now.
BBC – Labour lost – get over it.
Hmm who will be the next Labour Leader
Maybe a university graduate who worked as a Spad for a while before being given a safe Labour seat
Or a university graduate who worked as a Spad for a while before being given a safe Labour seat
Or even a university graduate who worked as a Spad for a while before being given a safe Labour seat
A future fair for all, as long as you are a Spad
One thing you can rely on, they’ll never have had a real job.
Must be an image PR thing. Dave always tries to do interviews with a window looking out on trees behind him.
Oh! The Dedwood Stage is a-headin’ on over the hills,
where the Injun arrows are thicker than porcupine quills.
Dangerous land! No time to delay!
So, Whip crack-away!, Whip crack-away!, Whip crack-away!
Ah that’s a good ‘un… so apt… ‘Annie Get your Gun…’… or ‘Oklahoma?’ I think we should be told.
Yu betta arks Doris mate
Dave just told Marr it is right I should pay 40% tax on my capital gains. Since when has that been Tory policy?
40% tax on risks that I have taken with my own taxed income. Where was this is hidden in Dave’s manefesto?
Serve you right for being a kulak, comrade. If you have a cow, and another peasant has no cow, the cow must be cut in half. The you both have half a cow. Does that make sense, or would you rather have a bullet in the head? No pressure.
Pull yourself out of your stoned stupor, Guido and change the thread.
Frank Field possibly working with the Tories is interesting.
Triesman being stitched up by the MoS is funnier, rhough…
Can’t see what he’s done so wrong. If the spanish and Ruskies are colluding in corrupting the World cup then it needs exposing. Wonder what he did to his ex bit on the side to make her go to the papers.
Being a Bolshevik and well connected in Maffiya circles himself, I’m sure Triesman will be looked after by the comrades.
He may not have done wrong in this case, but he is fundamentally the wrong sort of person to be in public life, like most of his Labour friends. He was also one of the prime movers behind the ‘Digital Economy Bill’ before he moved to the FA – that in itself is enough to make me wish him ill.
Will Hutton definitely working with the Tories is disturbing.
I AM UNSTOPPABLE.
Brrrrrrrrrrrrring! …. That’s your alarm clock gone off Guido.
Hey Guido can you keep us up to date on the continuing failure of ex ministers now they have to find paid employment?
Labour hid ‘scorched earth’ debts worth billions
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7127819.ece
Despicable bastards.
Not just a case of poisining the wells of course, I wonder how big the kick-backs were for these contracts? How much did Balls get for signing the Schools building contracts?
Not just a case of poisoning the wells of course, I wonder how big the kick-backs were for these contracts? How much did Balls get for signing the Schools building contracts?
No surprise really given what a monumental mess he made of the economy, though you can still expect the BBC to frame the debate as Gorgon having been a good chancellor!
In light of Distinguished Services rendered to my unbeatable campaign,
I hereby promote Guido to the rank OverGropingFuehrer
in my Victorious Campaign Staff.
He will be reporting to
Red Herren Damian McBride
aka GoBalls.
Is it me or do the opposition, Labour, have unprecedented access to the BBC on radio and tv? I’m pretty sure, when the Conservatives were in opposition, they didn’t get anywhere near as much tv and radio time as Labour are getting at the moment?
If I was a Conservative centre right backbencher, I would hold Cameron to ransom over BBC reform. No vote on Cameron’s proposals unless he deals with the left wing vipers nest that is the BBC.
Just a few weeks before the BBC will have to change tack, as budget restraint becomes the order of the day. (We all pay more then the licence fee for the Beeboids, as the taxpayer shovels in a full licence fee for each free pensioner licence granted by HM Government):
THE FUNDING OF THE BBC
75. Licence fee funding and grants from Government Departments
(1) The Secretary of State shall pay to the BBC out of money provided by Parliament sums equal to the whole of the net Licence Revenue or such lesser sums as the Secretary of State may, with the consent of the Treasury, determine.
In the meantime expect the vipers to spit and squirm at every opportunity
Who is the Secretary of State responsible for “such lesser sums” now. We will have to start a campaign aimed at him specifically.
Outrageous that we have to do this as Conservatives and Lib Dems….
Is there any imartiality left on the UK??
Ed Balls once confessed he couldn’t make microwaved porridge, it kept exploding. What a wuss!
Going viral
The arrogant Hunt has actually discovered where Morley is and was taking a walk around yesterday followed by a TV camera (for the obvious PR side to show that he is not an *arrogant tosser*). Unfortunatly I did not have any eggs to hand.
Obviously did not like me shouting the odds about postal vote fraud, and how it was ironic that most of the people I have spoke to in the town never voted for him in the fist place.
He soon fucked right off to the Unity Hall Labour HQ though (opposite the library if anyone wants to know for any reason).
Need any gardening done, guv?
No. that drive you laid last week is coming up already. What did you put in that Tarmac? Looks like shredded paper to me. Fuck off, pikey.
How’s the taxi business going then Geoff? Assume you will not be touring for NATO any time soon after the Despatches gaff.
I hear it’s going very well. Couldn’t have hoped for better publicity…