May 10th, 2010

+ + + Brown Resigns + + +

Puts wheels in motion for Labour leadership election.

UPDATE : Will be gone by conference. Offers the Lib Dems a chance to form coalition with him until the autumn, when he will be replaced by victor of Labour leadership contest. Clegg has requested formal talks. Quite the spanner in the works.

UPDATE II : And the Pound crashes in reaction…


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    Nick2 says:

    Good riddance. But he still intends to ‘oversee the recovery’. And talk to the Lib Dems. So they can burn together. Result!

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    He’s resigned as labour leader sort of..
    And he will continue as PM..sort of.

    He can’t even quit properly

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    Dack Blog says:

    Whoa! I’m gripped. What a tackle!

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    Tesco is fucking the country says:

    So the one-eyed Scottish bastard has managed to scupper the Lib-Tory plans by having Mandelslime undercut them? Now the country REALLY IS fucked.

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    Anonymous Misogynist says:

    Hat Tip to Sir Trev Skint..!!

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    Jack says:


    Link ? Source ?

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    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Ferrets in the sack.

    Why keep him in power any longer. Will his successor contest another GE.

    Cameron should aim to undermine Brown/Mandlesonovitch’s attempt to hand on.

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    The glowing red eyes finally fade to black, as the 5,000 ton press of public opinion and opprobrium finally pierce his dense Lowland skull.

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    Dack Blog says:

    There’ll be a Nokia shower in no 10…

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    3 years in the waiting says:

    Fuck off Brown.

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    The Morris Marina a log laid by British Leyland says:

    Jesus fucking Christ what a mess. So now we get yet another unelected jock shit running us and we in England will have the fucking jocks passing laws on the English.


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    Ed Balls says:

    Oh, goody goody. I might be the next unelected SubPrime Minister!!!

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    robert peston's speech therapist says:

    Another unelected Socialist as PM? The world has gone mad.

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    SaltPetre says:

    Just been broadcast by the BBC !

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    Mike Litorus says:

    Not quick enough. Fuckoff now McRuin.

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    Sky News! Live!

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    Desperate Dan says:

    I’m so angry I’m going to explode. Clegg has absolutely no right to pretend he’s acting in the national interest when it seems he’s willing to join forces with the other losing party to deny power to the party that got the most votes and the most seats.

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    technomist says:

    Fuck off Milliband

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    I'm still in charge says:

    Final act is to throw himself in front of the ConLib bus. I hope it runs him over – then runs Cleggy over shortly afterwards

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    Brown's a Tosser says:

    The man is a joke even in defeat he cannot go quietly. Be in no doubt he hates the English and is out to crucify this country!!!!!!!!

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    The Morris Marina a log laid by British Leyland says:

    This shows the Limp Dems are not a real political party.

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    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Dan Hanan got it right almost a year ago.

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    Dack Blog says:

    Probably every news channel there is…

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    Oh, it’s far from over yet…

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    Geordie Scoot says:

    ENGLAND FOR THE ENGLISH – sorry for shouting

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    lola says:

    No he has not – he’s trying to ensure his continuation in power – I’ve just listened to the lying deluded shit on R4.

    I am not, absolutely not, as an Englishman going to go along with being governed by lefties who have no, absolutely no fucking mandate in England.

    Fuck you Dave you incompetent shit. You had this election in your grasp and you utterly fucked it up. Utterly. Your incompetent wishy washy focus groupy approach ‘sharing the fucking proceeds of growth’ crap has let back in the worst chancelleor and the worst PM in living memory.

    I am fucking seething.

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    Nick and Mandelson have been plotting behind Dave's back says:

    Nick is playing dirty.

    Time for Cameron to go it aloane.

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    Gobshite says:

    Great news!

    Lib & Lab will be destroyed for good in the Autumn.


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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Remember fatal attraction? The terminator?

    Never turn your back on the “corpse”.

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    Longbow says:

    He intends to serve til September then he will retire from the job with honour.

    Not kicked out and publicly humilated.

    Back to you Dave, the ball is in your court again.

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    Boggeraties says:

    he has left a turd hidden

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    Sun Tzu says:

    Kill em all.

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    Em says:

    FINALLY! Fucking hell!

    Thanks Gordon. Thanks for the last 13 years of total fucking SHITE you incompetent Scottish cockend.

    Another unelected Labour Prime Minister. Surely they won’t?

    They can’t?

    Can they?

    Oh FUCK they probably can.

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    technomist says:

    So Clegg is to consider propping up Brown in order to enable an as yet unelected, unnamed Labour leader.

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    Hidden shit says:

    Hidden shit

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    Snotrocket says:

    Far too many ‘ifs’ and ‘buts’. Brows says he will only go if there is a ‘progressive coalition’ (Helena Kennedy must be wetting her knickers over that!), and then, only after about six months.

    If Clegg does not take up the offer of coalition then Brown may then decide to stay anyway.

    I see this as Brown trying to put his usual spanner in the works.

    The stage is set now for Cameron to either, go it alone in a minority government, or to let Brown have his PG – and then bring him down with a confidence (lack of) vote.

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    Desperate Dan says:

    So the evil Clegg is not just going to prop up the unelected Brown, he’s going to annoint his unelected successor.

    There’s no point in continuing to negotiate with the LibDem scumbags.

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    Anonymous says:

    still too long to wait to see the back of brown!

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    I hate New Labour says:

    I’ll believe it when I see it.

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    Swiss Bob says:

    Pound dropping like a stone since Brown’s announcement.

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    The English Majority shafted again !! says:

    Labour coalition government by Friday chaps…the Libdems are preparing to play the role they’ve played through recent times of Judas and blind-sided the Tories whilst agreeing deal with Labour. Should be an interesting few months ….the right will go ballistic…Clegg will be finished.But is this astrong and stable government I suspect not…lots of cash coming towards Scotland;Wales and N.Ireland ;no substantial cuts and other little sweeteners.

    The English have been shafted once again !!!

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    Ken Lorp says:

    So Labour gets to hoist another unelected leader on the country?

    Hardly in the national interest. I think we’ve had enough of backroom deals to decide who leads us. We had our say last week. We gave our answer and politicians are working out ways to ignore it.

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    I dont intend to stay in power for longer than is needed is a long time in politics many a twist yet

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    Don’t blame us you daft English git – it woz you wot elected Blair/Brown three times, always with a big majority of Labour MPs in England alone!

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    The Morris Marina a log laid by British Leyland says:

    Fucking hilarious if Clegg ends up with thicko man hater Hattie Harman

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    Anonymous says:

    This is Gordon doing his best for the country is it? I don’t think so. It’s an embittered man doing his best to scupper any con/lab agreement. Mandleson and Balls fingerprints all over it.

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    resistor says:

    Like John Major or Alec Douglas-Home (also a Jock)

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    Brown's a Tosser says:

    Clegg and Lib Dems cannot be trusted. Cameron should retire from discussions NOW and let the chips fall where they fall. Both Labour and Lib Dems will be punished by the electorate. Landslide at the next GE to the Tories.

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    Animal says:

    You know what? Let him stay. PMQs will be hilarious as he has to fend off a weekly ritual kicking and he is deserted by everyone in international politics, reducing him to what he really is – a hopeless, gormless no-mark.

    As for the economy, it’s screwed anyway. May as well have the IMF come in and put the nailgun against the heads of Clegg and Brown and giving us all another day at the polling stations. And this time Cameron, don’t screw it up.

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    Anonymous says:

    So he hangs on to power for the time being and then we get another PM who has not gone to the Public.

    Clegg apparently has now asked for formal negotiations with Liebour.

    Hope this is just another ploy from the Prime Mentalist to scupper things and ConLib announce something and soon. I want this one-eyed idiot to have to leave as a loser with no dignity whatsoever.

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    Don’t spoil the metaphor please.

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    Catamites4Mandy says:

    Constitutional Dictatorship!

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    Anonymous says:

    But Nick’s a great democrat isn’t he:-)

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    Snotrocket says:

    Further to the idea of a Progressive Majority government: when has it ever been the case that the government of the day has had a mojority of the votes? There has always been a ‘progressive’ majority against them, but constitutionally, this country is ruled by the party that gets the most seats or can command a majority in the House.

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    Don't trust the corrupt Labour machine. says:

    Don’t trust the corrupt Labour machine.

    Don’t trust the corrupt Labour machine.

    Don’t trust the corrupt Labour machine.

    Don’t trust the corrupt Labour machine.

    Don’t trust the corrupt Labour machine.

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    Anonymous says:

    The Pound has just plumetted against the dollar.

    Watch the markets react now fellas and hold onto your hats.

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    Cap'n Scooby says:

    One of the finest politicians of his generation. You miserable, Tory gets are not worthy to lick the man’s shoes. For all his mistakes, if it wasn’t for him we’d all be eating cowhide and selling off the country in a Depression worse than the 30s.

    (Okay, ready for the tirade of abuse from the Guido masses)

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    Brown's a Tosser says:


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    The Non Election is now over says:

    Well it’s been a Cleggercam Camerclegg NWO EUSSR success

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    Anonymous says:

    Coalition of The Losers. Picard

    Another election NOW, please.

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    la' says:

    Brown, WHAT A FUCKING C UNT that man is. he cant even go gracefully.

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    Cameron has been out flanked by Labour and the Lib dems says:

    David steel is in favour of a Lib Lab pact. He is saying the Tories should go along with it and Abstain to allow Gordon to get his Queens speech through.

    Wavy Davy cameron has been well and truly Stuffed

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    Oh for fuck’s sake, and Clegg is still talking to Labour? How fucking thick are the libdems? How pathetic? Can they not recognise when they’re being screwed? Nick? That strange bloated feeling? THat’s the labour party’s cock up your arse.

    jesus fucking christ.

    Do they *really* think they’re going to get PR from labour, not AV, but PR. Dumb fucks.

    I absolutely despair of this country. Dave should just tell them all to go fuck off. Sit tight, let Brown try and make this work, then vote the motherfuckers down. Vote them down, force another election, watch the libdems get nine fucking votes, and laugh.

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    mort says:

    hmm FUMING!! fuck this for a bowl of cherries , sod the wanker clegg, fuck brown and lets have a ballot on postal votes.. fraud.. and the pound is fucked… well done BROWN YOU FUCKED UP self interested Hunt, oh on the way the BADGER gave away over 59BN today eh.. Hunt..fuck off back where your mum said your couldnt go…

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    Gordon brown says:

    party before country

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    oldrightie says:

    Snotty will still be there next weekend.

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    Anonymous says:

    That’s it Nick you listen to the weirdy beardies, as long as it pleases Mandleslim thats all that matters isn’t it?

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    Brown's a Tosser says:

    Do the electorate really want this every time we go to the polls. I do NOT think so. PR before your very eyes. Not very nice is it.

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    Nobody in Particular says:

    Brown reminds me more and more of Robert Mugabe. This is going to cost us all a pretty penny as the markets will punish us something wicked if we carry on as before!

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    Cap'n Scooby says:

    Friggin’ conspiracy theorists the lot o ye…

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    Anonymous says:

    Brilliant. Sort of.

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    Brown admits he is done.

    The real election has started , WMD will be unleashed and I am the Furrer.

    Starting to sweat, Guido?.

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    The last days of Labour says:


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    Imagine John Prescott without Bulimia says:

    Indeed, all those in favour of PR still, raise your hand….

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    Hughes. says:

    Propping up a failed and defeated Labour party in order to try to stitch up a biased electoral system before a coalition of loonies collapsed would be political suicide for the Lib-Dems. It would be ironic if their dogmatic devotion to PR was actually what destroyed their only chance to govern.

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    Anonymous says:

    I suppose Clegg had to have at least some formal talk with Labour.

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    lola says:

    Absofuckinglutely – It’s time for an English revolution.

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    Adios el Gordo says:

    what a shambles.

    what a crock.

    useless withering pratt covering for the next pm whoever that may be. I’m sticking a fiver on Henry’s cat.

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    Anonymous says:

    Anyone barmy enough to vote Yellow look and learn.

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    Rob says:

    John Major did subsequently get a mandate, so scratch that one.

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    Brown Hater says:


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    mort says:

    ta for the hoon btw or it might have been rude
    btw last line was supposed to be

    “..fuck off back where your mum said your dad couldnt go…”

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    RavingMad says:

    quite right

    Brown is being his manipulative best here in connivance with the unelected Mandelson. This is NOT IN THE INTERESTS OF THE COUNTRY and not what the election was about. He is undermining the will of the people. Brown is a nasty bastard worthy of a really good fucking with baseball bats and planks with nails – there’s no more time to rationalise …. let’s get him ourselves ………..

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    Anonymous says:

    I suspect he will try to stay as PM beyond the election of a new leader.

    PM and leader do not have to be the same person.

    This hoon needs careful watching…

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    Bye by England, you're screwed says:

    Well said lola, I’d be seething too if I hadn’t already emigrated :)

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    Right Bastard says:

    Send the flamethrowers into No. 10.

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    Aunt Aggie says:

    Dan – come in it’s time for your cow pie dinner.

    I’m in full agreement. If a LD vote just turns into a fake Labour vote so that English voters (of all persuasions) are denied then this amounts to fraud.

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    Mdme Defarge. says:

    This is shocking. Cameron cut loose right now and stand back and wait for them to explode ina spectacular fashion. If Cleggy really thinks he’ll get PR or any other benefit whatsoever out of this loathsome pile of vile trash that is Broon and his henchman he must surely be flaoting around Mars somewhere.

    It will then be down to the hedge funds and bond warriors to finish them off. Outrageous that we will have to wait for the money men to sort out our Government.

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    Brown's bruised and battered spokeswoman says:

    One-way ticket to Killcalldee for one, please.

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    Rob says:

    This is what you get when idealism comes before realism…

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    You have read my mind.

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    the chalice in the palace says:

    Hell in a handcart…. here we come, hold on tight!


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    Anonymous says:

    nice that brown is standing down but bad move by clegg to talk to labour.

    Sure he’s only doing it to get a better deal from the conservatives but it’s a bit selfish seeing what the markets etc will fall.

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    brown bread says:

    Fact is, he’s finished…Hahahahahahahahaha…

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    MK Ultra says:

    Yep! Civil war. Long overdue

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    Anonymous says:

    Pound tanking? Lucky we’ve got all that gold.

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    My Vote Never Counts says:

    Pond is ‘doing a Farage’ .

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    Cap'n Scooby says:

    Fine Prime Minister, magnificent Chancellor. What’s the alternative, Gideon at No.11?

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    Brown Hater says:

    Toon, Toon!

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    Ivor Biggun says:

    Let the FibDims do it – when they fall out with ZaNuLab in a year Dave, if it is still he, can push out ZaNuLab and the FibDims properly.

    People will be outraged to see Brown in power for another six months if this comes off.

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    The Torys have lost the voters have Lost says:

    Clegg is no longer trustworthy He and Mandelson have totally knocked the wind out of Naive Dave’s sails.

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    Beautiful Day says:

    Come on the military, sort the fuckers out!

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    Snotrocket says:

    Fack it! ‘MAJORITY’!

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    Nver fear, Balss is here.

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    The last days of Labour says:

    The c-unt actually said there should be a “progressive” government formed – meaning Lib-Lab. Fuck off, Gordon, you sad loser. You’re history.

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    My Vote Never Counts says:

    Pound, I meant pound!

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    BROWN IS NOW OUT!!!!!!!! says:

    I have just poured my glass of the stuff from France – I drink a toast to us all – the disgusting and evil man Gordon Brown is resigning.

    Here’s to freedom and democracy from the Labour Party and that evil man.

    I don’t care if a camel gets in to No10 – I just wanted the monster Brown evicted.

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    The Thing says:

    This is a fucking disgrace. So, if those LibLab twats (God forbid) reach some sort of deal we’re back to a stuation where the political corporation basically craps on the electorate by ensuing the ruling PM is elected behind curtains. Makes me sick to hear all that “business of government continues” bullshit. Problem is, Cammie has his hands tied-up, he cannot throw the toys off the pram or he’ll be duly shafted. If Cleggie accepts this poisoned chalis he’s toast, but then at what cost for the nation. They just don’t fucking get it.

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    Anonymous says:

    When he’s gone, the administrators will find huge debts hidden in his bottom drawer, like they have at Portsmouth FC.
    He’s like the bookkeeper who never took a holiday lest his fraud gets discovered in his absence.

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    Brown Hater says:

    Hartley Pond?

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    The Non Election is now over says:

    Cyprus is over the top worse than Greece

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    V for Vendetta says:


    This is going to hurt badly, already sterling has fallen sharply after Brown’s statement. The majority of English voters who didnt vote for Labour are going to get shafted by the SNP, Plaid Cymru and the other minority parties who could join this progressive majority.

    The whole thing stinks and Cameron has to say to the Queen he will go it alone – or will the last Englishman left in the country turn out the lights when we self-destruct with these absurd tinkering by Brown to keep his cronnies in power.

    Better get your warehouse open Guido, those V for Vendetta masks will be needed soon.

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    Anonymous says:

    It’s gonna be a long summer.

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    Brown's a Tosser says:

    You are right and its about time the English rose up and took to the streets. I will be in the front.

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    Geordie Scoot says:

    Well, England, for the first time since 1066 we are being over-run and shafted by foreigners – we need a new Glorious Revolution, a new Cromwell, a new King Billy, a new Churchill. This calls for a futile gesture!

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    Can’t believe how LibDems/Labour could accept the two nationalist parties (independence seekers) as forming the balance of power over UK legislation. The whole idea of LD/Lab pact is obscene – and probably totally unworkable.

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    Anonymous says:

    Hang on a minute we haven’t as that twat sold it all cheaply.

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    can of worms says:

    And another unelected Labour Prime Minister

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    Snotrocket says:

    Ha Ha, Scooby Do-do! When you leave school you’ll gain some useful experience in life and realise that Brown is the architect of the entire downfall of this country!

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    Up shit creek says:

    Nick Clegg and the Lib Dem’s are a piece of shit. Whilst the economy burns all the Lib Dems are worried about is them getting into power, and getting political reforum.

    Lib Dem’s are two faced B@st@rds, just like New Labour.

    They are stitching up all those that voted for the party that won the election, the Conservatives, to keep the tyranny of Communism alive with a Lib-Lab pact.

    The disgust of Lib Dem’s is beyond the pale.

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    English John says:

    Fuck off Labour

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    Mike Hunt says:

    Indeed he did, and pissed all over Kinnock in doing so.

    Also he stepped down from office with good grace and dignity, unlike the one-eyed Scots idiot.

    Mind you I wouldn’t piss on that Welsh git if he was on fire.

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    "If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em." says:

    Its a game of poker and we are the chips

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    Nobody in Particular says:

    How true. There’s a dirty great big hole where a *proper* right-wing party might very well enjoy huge support. Pity there isn’t one in sight.

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    Wait until you see Milliblink get WMD Paxo’d.

    It will win a Toilets Maguire prize for art.

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    jdennis_99 says:

    Wonderful – the one time I actually DON’T want him to resign (because his apparent desperation to stay in Number 10 drives the Lib Dems towards the Conservatives with the potential of forming a majority coalition), and the bastard actually does it.

    So now the Lib Dems are going to talk to Labour to see what they’ve got to offer. Which leaves the Conservatives no choice but to give further ground, in order to prevent the awful prospect of a ‘rainbow/traffic lights/bunch of election-losing hoons’ coalition.

    The forces of the left are deliberately conspiring to keep the most popular political party in Britain out of government. If this had happened if Labour had been the largest party, I have the distinct feeling that the gang of miscreant brownshirt thugs they jokingly call ‘activists’ would be staging riots all over the place, which the BBC would obligingly splatter all over the news.

    I am now ready for the uprising. This is a democratic outrage!

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    noodles says:

    There must be a lot of fucking shredding to do if he’s negotiated a 6 months rundown.

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    Anonymous says:

    We the people demand another election as I did not vote someone who wasn’t a leader at the time to become PM.

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    The last days of Labour says:

    What a truly tragic figure. He always wanted to be prime minister. He became party leader without an election, he became PM without an election, ended up totally shit at the job, and finally faced the electorate and was roundly rejected. He will spend the rest of his days knowing he was the most unpopular and useless PM in British history and was hated and rejected by the people.

    If you think Heath was bitter, you ain’t see nothing yet. Brown will now live out his days a bitter, twisted creature, being eaten away inside by fury at the voters not recognising his genius.

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    Wow, you’re not going to believe this!!! The Balls/Whelan speech read by Brown was not what Mandelson and Campbell had approved.!!

    It’s now open warfare in No10. Gordon has opened the door to negotiations but it’s Balls who benefits and not Miliband as Mandelson and Campbell demanded.

    There is now going to be the biggest blood-letting ever seen in the Labour party. Mandelson is beside himself with rage apparently and Campbell is arranging a massive rapid rebuttal for tonight’s news programmes.

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    The Non Election is now over says:

    The Queen has to tell the to fuck off or the Queen can fuck off

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    startledcod says:

    Fuck off all of them. Don’t Labour understand that we want the person who headed the party at the election to be there.

    Jeeeeeeeez! FUCK OFF!

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    mort says:

    stuff it i had long post and i cannot be stuffed, feels a bit like my vote really

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    revolting peasant says:

    BBC1 now discussing the Brown ” resignation”. Huw Edwards, Nick Robinson, David Steel ( who’s admitted he’d rather do a deal with Labour than the Tories), Lord Adonis and Alistair Campbell.
    Not even the pretence of a fair and balanced panel.

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    Desperate Dan says:

    BBC News 24 have got THREE anti-Tory rentaquotes in their studio – two peers and a spin doctor.

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    toilet trader says:

    Fuck off tat.

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    Hicks1969uk says:

    We the people of England demand another election as another unelected Labour leader will be planted on us. We the people of United Kingdom demand an election now.

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    WASHBROOK says:

    Why is it that the Lib Dems are making most noise to the media & calling all the shots ”we want this we want that”
    They only got 8.78% of the seats in the GE?
    Because the Tories own every Ferrari in the world but the Lib dems own the last can of petrol.

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    Anonymous says:

    The fact of the matter is this country won’t last untill Autumn with a lib/lab/nat/green pact. It’ll run us into the fucking ground, that said, if said pact does take place and by some divine intervention we’re still a country by the time the next general election is called. I hope every single last one of the Lib Dems seats is lost, as with labour (but that goes without saying), Labour has no legitimacy in forming any government.

    Fuck this for a box of chocolates

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    Anonymous says:

    “Brown have his PG – and then bring him down with a confidence (lack of) vote”

    Yeh, the game I would play if I was Cameron. But let’s face it, all he wants is to get into #10 whatever. So, he’ll cave to the LDs and undercut Brown’s undercut.

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    Sarah says:

    Oh shit I’m off

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    Anonymous says:

    Gordo is imitating Dubyah in the chimp look alike contest in that photo

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    mort says:

    lets declare ware on wales and scotland… or just cut the funding for them…

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    The last days of Labour says:

    Bad Al is on BBC News, chatting shit as usual. Why can’t he just have a heart attack and die?

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    So what? says:

    Did anyone see those Labour hoons on Sky News? If that’s the thinking that runs through the party…

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    Wots dave gonna do now? says:

    So what will the Torys do?

    Wreck a Lib lab pact and force another election or abstain?

    Either way cameron may have to stand down as Tory leader.

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    Brownbadger says:

    His arrogance knows no bounds.


    Fuck off back to Scotland

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    mort says:

    just found a good space to test trident

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    Election Frolics says:

    That sound you hear is Cherie Blair laughing her fat arse off.

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    Anonymous says:

    Good point. 300 + years since the last one. Sounds like time.

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    Mandy Fondleboy says:

    Gives us time to join the Euro. See how you like that.

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    Clegg is probably just upping the pressure on the Tories. No need to panic just yet!

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    Anonymous says:

    Anyone going to ring the Queen and tell her to get on the phone and tell Clegg and Brown their pact is a non-starter.

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    Chalky says:

    Noddy and Big Ears would be a improvement on this fucking shower

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    mort says:

    let it fail, and i would guess lets see what happens.

    worse could come if the blues beg

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    Lib-Lab pact: A new concept for scroungers says:

    Fook off Broon you spendaholic, Scotch sociopath, and look forward to the mental illness which will surely follow now you’ ve lost power and authority.
    Without the chance to bully staff, intimidate opponents, and stride the world stage as a certifiable fuckwit youre doomed to insanity.

    Once again a NaziLabour party leaves the nation’s fianances in pieces as it sought to throw cash at the workshy, the feral, the state paper shufflers, the feckless, the scroungers, and the Labour voting immigrants.

    Nothing in 13 years for the people in the middle, the people who wait in line who obey the rules, who mildly complain as opposed to the degenerate filth who shout the odds at the benefits office/hospital/council offices.

    Fook off you parasitic filth

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    Mike Hunt says:

    Serve? Since when has that c’unt ‘served’ anyone but himself.

    We need that sniper chappie currently in ‘stan to draw a bead on him, better make it two head shots just to make sure.

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    Tony says:

    Despite being a lousy PM, he’s a much better player than Cameron and will give the LibDems what they want.

    I couldn’t believe the odds yesterday. Unfortunately I’m not a betting man, but I reckon Brown will pull it off and then piss off.

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    Mrs Duffy's prediction says:

    Does this mean I am not coming for tea at Number 10? You promised a cuppa with a tour, Mr Brown, but I knew you would not still be there.

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    Brown why dont you just fuck right off says:

    Oh Dear God what a grubby little Man Brown is. I cant believe the utter fuckwitted nonsense those two Labour twats are spouting on SKY going on about him saving the world and the greatest ever Chancellor. FFS!!! Have they seen the state of the Nations finances ???? Has the world gone completely mad??

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    13eastie (How do you like them apples, Gordon?) says:

    “Well all right!”

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    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    How can he ‘resign’? He was never elected! The dordi old chad merchant…

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    revolting peasant says:

    We only have Browns word that he would go around party conference time.
    And his word is worth jack shit.

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    Wankers says:

    Rise Up

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    Anonymous says:

    Agreed and it means Brown/Clegg get to drink Liebour’s financial poison, good.

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    Mr Ned says:


    Labour and Liberals BOTH betrayed the country over a referendum and now they are both SHAFTING us all again.

    There is NO democratic legitimately whatsoever!!!


    When their coalition inevitably fails, the tories will win an overwhelming majority.

    The country will surely REJECT PR in any referendum!

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    Sam says:

    Not quite what is being reported on the not-so-Torygraph site!

    Utterly disgraceful to sell the country out just so the LibLabs can stitch up the voting system.

    And to think over a quarter of those who voted chose this criminal hoon as PM. That’s what you get with a fucked up education system and a large proportion of voters who can barely speak English! Jeez

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    Steve Expat says:

    Not one second too soon. Fuck off back to Scotland you fat c­u­nt…

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    Me too ..... says:

    Fuck off BBC

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    WASHBROOK says:

    Sky News-Following Browns speech.So far we had Labour speakers telling us how wonderful that Brown saved us all.Now we have Lord Owen.

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    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    Would anyone like to take a guess at what the price of the votes of the jock c u n t s , the sheep shaggers and the Irish shit will be?

    How about NO public sector cuts at all? So it will be the English (probably the Tory areas) that will bare the brunt of the cuts.

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    mort says:

    how thick ? you need to ask that with ex oilman as their money man?? pretty thick would be the answer!

    and the pound goes down…. and down..

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    Anonymous says:

    good spot

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    the slaughter of the Cameroons and unprincipled clegg says:

    This is a very well planned and co-ordinated attack by the LibDems and Labour.

    All the TV studios are full of LibDem and Labour politicians while dave’s party are about to hold their meeting.

    The Cameroons have been slaughtered.

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    NuAttackDog says:

    Dave should call for another election forthwith

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    NotaSheep says:

    And meanwhile the country suffers an economic collapse that will make 2009 look like a picnic?

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    Snotrocket says:

    Fine Prime Minister, Scooby Do-Do? I think you mean he is a bleeder of men!

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    Anonymous says:

    England voted Tory in the last two elections

    Brown is not England’s fault

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    Lord Manhandlemybum says:

    I held up my shooter to Gordons head, and not for the first time either.

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    Sellout says:

    Buy on the rumours sell on the news.

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    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    Well said.

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    Mr Ned says:




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    Bill says:

    TIme to prepare for the ‘Rainbow’ Coallition. Gordon ‘Bungle’ Brown, lily-livered ‘George’ Clegg, Alex ‘Zippy’ Salmond and the sinister ‘Geoffrey’ Mandelson lurking in the background.

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    technomist says:

    On the other hand, he could just say Thanks very much Gordon, I accept your resignation and now I am going and do a deal wtih David Cameron. A leaderless Labour party that has just lost an election is in no position to carry out electoral reform anyway while it is fighting itself .

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    NBeale says:

    Is Clegg seriously going to make a coalition of the losers and saddle us with another un-elected PM. He must be mad. But if he does the LibDems and Labour will be wiped out at the next election.

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    Susie says:

    Not just huge debts — there’s something VERY DIRTY they don’t want found out.

    Something that could have them up before the Hague, probably Iraq. Time for the SAS.

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    Anonymous says:

    The markets and the imf could remove a LibLab coalition very quickly

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    JN says:

    The Libs and Zanu deserve each other. I can just imagine Nick’s face blanching when he and Uncle Vince see the books (if Gordon lets them) and realise that both engines have stopped, the propellers are slowing down and everything is starting to tilt forward.

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    Sellout says:

    The Cam that cannot rotate the gears could still say we are going alone and kill all this gossip now

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    Mr Ned says:

    That is exactly as I saw it too. He has NO desire to step down!!!

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    Brown why dont you just fuck right off says:

    He isnt going to resign he is a lying bastard who is hanging onto power in the hope that come the conference season , the cheque will have arrived from China and he will be hailed a hero for saving the nation again. All a delusion in his own grubby twisted mind.

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    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    The Tories should call off all talks with the Limp Dems right now. Let them form a coalition with the mong and the child molesting Limp Dems.

    They will need every vote to get through Parliament, the Tories will need to make sure every MP of their is there right till late at night to force down ANY vote from the shibags.

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    Harriet says:

    Jack for Leader.

    Drom-ey Drom-ey Drom-ey Drom-ey Drom-ey Drom-ey Drom-ey Drom-ey Drom-ey Drom-ey Drom-ey Drom-ey

    (Is this right beloved?)

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    Michael says:

    BBC, Bias?? They currently have a panel of Lord Steele, Lord Adonis and Alistair Campbell. FFS…..

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    Anonymous says:

    That happened when Maastricht was signed.

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    Obama is gay says:

    It’s been like flushing a stubborn turd – but finally it’s gone!

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    Thank’s very much AM- We’re in Bachman Turner Overdrive – you ain’t seen nothing yet

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    2010 General Election (Day 2849) says:

    Yes, doing a great job spinning that “Winning is Losing” and liberally using the new spin words: strong, stable and progressive.

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    Anonymous says:

    So, Brown, having lost the the election, decides to deliberately sabotage the elected government, and the economy/currency out of sheer spite to the tories.

    Brown; you truly are an evil bastard, and I hope the army drags you out of number 10 and fucking shoots you.

    I’m personally not going to stomach/accept a government led by the losing party and propped-up by the people who came third; that’s fucking riot-time that is.

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    ZombieUK says:

    Brown, Blair, Milliband and Cleggy will all be happily totting up the till and pulling out ‘How To Be Stalin’ paperbacks and tories are dead, the only person who can save us is Dan Hannan – tories if you dion’t listen you guys are dead- talk to and at least consult with him- Brown is going NOWHERE, musical chairs is all – stupid buggers, this will mean riots – watch the riots now. Bloody fools

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaar says:

    The lambs are now with the wolves.we now truly have democracy

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    Brownbadger says:

    Time to march on Parliament!

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    I hate New Labour says:

    Still think those UKIP voters are closet racists ‘Dave’?

    Maybe if you’d listened to them you might be in No.10 now.

    But you knew best eh?

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    NotaSheep says:

    I hope the pain and disappointment kills him; slowly and painfully. Just like he has killed the UK.

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    Anonymous says:

    fuck off you blinky Hunt

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    Old soldier says:

    Clever piece by Brown, got to hand it to him. Couldn’t see Davis and Clarke being taken in in the way Dave has. Don’t be vague Dave, blame Hague and Giddy Gone. Form a minority government and call all their bluffs.

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Is this really all it seems or is it another libdem brinkmanship gambit?
    If not, Cast Iron has blown it twice – once with his campaign and the second with the Libdem coalition option.

    Sounds like the cue for a simultaneous Red/Blue leadership contest…

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    I am unanimous with myself in saying this says:


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    WASHBROOK says:

    BROWN Rock into the pond.catastrophy looms

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    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    Notice how the jock dominated media don’t mention that we will have jock c u n t s like Salmond having to vote through English only legislation.

    I’ve rang the BBC phone ins several times to ask to go on air to point this out and the BBC refuse saying “it’s not relevant”, some dozy bitch on Radio 5 switchboard.

    The English are being silenced.

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    What fuckin drugs is he on!?! says:

    Gordon announces civil war within his own party and effectively attempts to derail talks between libs and cons just so labour can cling to power and then foist another PM who wasn’t standing at a general election and he expects us to believe its in the nations economic interest to do so, this sack of shit beggers belief

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    Seth the pig farmer says:

    Surely the “triple lock” applies as much to a deal with Labour as with the Tories.

    While the majority might go for a deal with Labour, it will have serious consequences for the LibDems and a rational minority can block it.

    In additioan, there is no guarantee that what Labour offers will be delivered. Many Labour MP’s are opposed to PR, and it won’t take many to block a vote – and surely it won’t be whipped.

    If the hair shirt purists and rejectionists go for a deal with Labour, the Tories will be working overtime to bring it down. If the do this before either the PR vote or the referendum on PR the LibDems are going to be left out in a very, very cold place.

    That would suit Labour just fine.

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    Anonymous says:

    Oh dear oh dear oh dear. 13 years of labour, 2 wars, worst recession since the great depression, a psycopathic primeminister, a massive funding advantage and we STILL can not win government! Now to get into government we must compromise our principles and make promises to a left wing party including electoral reform designed to make it even more difficult for us to get back into power. Then to add insult to injury Gordon Brown is allowed to go at a time of his choosing and with a pretence of dignity!! Please can the last person left turn out the lights!!!

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    Ivor Biggun says:


    Results for England in 2005:

    Labour 356 MPs
    Conservative 198 MPs
    FibDim 62 MPs

    And remember, under FPTP, those 60,000 extra votes the Tories got don’t matter a damn, but in any event, that result was NOTHING to do with how Scotland voted you dimwit.

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    NotaSheep says:

    Sod the cuts, what proportion of taxes are paid by those of us in the South and Midlands? We will be the ones that pay

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    Rangers Forever says:

    They will be destroyed in the autumn. Its going to be a long summer though and Brown will try to hang onto poer even after that. Another election needs called now.

    Can we challenge this under human rights?

    This is a farce. Ashamed to be Scottish.

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    WASHBROOK says:

    Sounds a new chess opening

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    Mike Hunt says:

    They don’t need to be seen to be balanced, the elections (for what it was worth) is over. Back to being 100% behind Liebour

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    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    The Limp Dems never wanted to do a deal with Cameron.

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    You Couldn't Make It Up says:

    We got dragged into the undemocratic EU against our will, Lisbon was signed contrary to the wishes of the electorate – you can be damn sure they will stitch us up with PR without any further reference to us.

    A plague on all their houses. As least they are showing themselves in their true colours. If this goes through there will be massive civil disobedience – no tax paid? – and very likely, civil strife

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    Slithering puss infused Mandelson says:

    and your point is?

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    I’d suggest one of the strongest arguments against this anti-democratic obscenity is the simple phrase “Coalition of losers”. Every day, all day, every ocnversation, all conversations – that phrase has to get out there and be as embedded in the national psyche as “boomand bust”. These BASTARDS are openly defying the popular will, openly being egged on and supported by the treasonous BBC. This is the kind of thing civil war is made of. I really can’t imagine greater abuse of power in the UK system.

    He LOST the fucking election, and not once have those bastards in the BBC even said that.

    How many hundreds of billions are going to wiped off this country’s balance sheet before this is resolved?


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    Anonymous says:

    This is a neo-Marxist coup.

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    Chief_Sceptic says:

    As an ex-pat Scotsman, living in Norway, I’m all for an English Parliament – with all 4 parts of the U.K. greatly reducing the number of MPs thay have …

    NO to ‘PR’ – ‘STV’ is, to my way of thinking, much fairer – oh, and voting should be made compulsory …

    Then some sort of Federal Parliament, where ONLY issues that concern the entire U.K. are dealt with …

    Oh, and all parts of the U.K. out of the E.U., thank you very much ! …

    If all of the above were in place, I’m pretty certain you’d see ex-pats returning in droves – including me – but not to any part that returned a NuLabhor majority !!! …

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    Anonymous says:

    Serious gold reserves.

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    The Sleeper says:

    If Clegg now goes into coalition with Labour,thus keeping Brown (albeit short term) in power……I think that the LibDems are finished in the eyes of the public.

    Whatever Labour and Libs say about an anti Tory majority,it still cannot be disputed that labour lost and the Libs got nowhere near what they expected..even losing seats.

    The British electorate will take their revenge whenever the next election is called.

    Meanwhile..Britain implodes.

    So much for the National interest.

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    dave says:

    Could this just be a mandleson stitch up on brown?
    let him think there is a chance with the libs,libs do deal with tories and browns fucked.
    only way to get rid of him

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    mort says:

    good let the one eyed twit or blinkie bill to sort it you guys can have it….. chance of either of your parties ever seeing in the time between now and the sun going red dwarf is fucked.. go sun go,,,, now fuck off into the darkness

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    Fony blair says:

    Thank fuck for that. It was the right thing to do!

    Now fuck off!

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    Mr Ned says:


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    Voting only encourages them says:

    … and they said that ‘vote clegg get labour’ was cynical ….

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    Genghiz the kahn says:

    So much for impartialiity – Adonis, Campbell and McGuire.

    See no evil, speak no evil and hear no evil.

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    ex bond trader says:

    let libs and labour get together..the country will soon start crashing around their ears………the EU has just started the printing presses………

    a massive shitstorm is on its way…..nice one gordon nice one darling……

    no fucking ladyship or perks fror Brown!!!!!!!!!
    exile on Elba is being kind……

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    Jimmy says:

    I must admit for a moment there I was beginning to worry that Lightweight might do it.

    Thank God we can get back to running the country now.

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    Em says:

    Cameron is getting outmanoeuvred here. BIIIG TIME.

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    The Left with the aid of the BBC outsmart dave's Tories. says:

    this was planned Yesterday

    It is No accident that the BBC are giving Alastair Campmbell ,Lord Adonnis and David Steel, who all support a Lib Lab alliance, Prime time Telly as soon as gordon announced it. This is a political coup.

    That stupid Cont gove even said yesterday that he would stand aside to let a libDem take his cabinet job. I can only assume he thought he was dealing with men of honour and not a buch of treacherous schemers.

    Let hostilities commence.

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    Adios el Gordo says:

    so the weirdo is a caretaker in no 10. cameron is waiting to go in. what is everyone playing at? tories got 2 MILLION more votes. i am sick to death of this now – this is turning into a beauty contest for clegg. why?

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    Anonymous says:

    Agreed! He’s staying put.

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    Prime Minister Clegg says:

    My turn now surely?

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    ZombieUK says:

    Lola, so sad these twats can’t see what they’ve done- blood on the streets- maybe that’s what they want so they can cut benefits and sling everyone in jail so they can all go for Champagne in peace

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    he said ‘in my view a lib lab and others pact can command a majority.’


    He’s blind! He has no view.

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    Steve says:

    Perhaps someone needs to explain to clegg that political change means NOT HAVING AN UNELECTED PM!!!!

    He may get PR on a plate, but it won’t matter as no-one will be voting libdem any more. They will all know that its just another vote for Labour.

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    Pissed off says:

    Cu*ts are useful, Brown ain’t

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    russ says:

    Why is it that every single labour spokesman that the BBC put up is a fucking jock? if, please god. cameron gets into No. 10, then let his first job be to cut the jocks and welsh adrift, let us be governed by our own people for christ’s sake

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    Bill says:

    It’s time for the Orange bookers to split from the SDP and let them return from whence they came. Would probably be enough to give Dave a slim majority.

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    Anonymous says:

    Fuck I agree – I’m off as well good riddance to a once great country.

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    Prime Minister Clegg says:

    I am the only alternative

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    ZombieUK says:


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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Woah! Clegg has to talk to Labour to satisfy the loony left of the party, knowing full well that the bulk of the LibDems will never forgive him if he prostitutes himself to Labour. More importantly, neither will the electorate. Don’t write off the LibCon pact just yet.
    The life of the Rainbow Coalition will be measured in months, which gives the Conservatives time to tweak their Manifesto fairly severely and find the 5% extra they need for a comfortable majority. Also, “A” listing will be a dead duck. Local associations will find their own candidates and get the vote out.
    If Brown intends to hang on till the Autumn, bear in mind that his control system is still in place. Brown is quite capable of reversing his decision and bullying himself back into power, the intention of standing down conveniently forgotten when and if Clegg falls for the confidence trick. Watch for the leadership election being slowed down and a startlingly long time allowed for the candidates list to close.
    Personally, I’ll never believe that Brown has gone until I see and touch the body.

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    England says:

    no taxes without representation. English voters should en masse withold tax until they get the government they voted for – not an imposed Celtic junta.

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    mort says:

    Nope let them have it, them made the mess.

    sorry i know that seems odd as it really does cut me to say it.

    but no deal no deal.

    stuff it.

    leave it to the people who made it. , a rainbow won’t last 12 months let it go and we can all vote again, i am moving to outwood and morley for just that reason!

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    I hate New Labour says:

    Or Cameron could have kept his EU pledge and he’d be in No10 right now…

    Please Tories, don’t choose another f*cking Old Etonian… unless it’s Boris of course. We need some light relief at this trying time.

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    What fuckin drugs is he on!?! says:

    Balls/Whelan Vs Mandy/Campbell? i can’t stand any of them, but mandy and campbell will slaughter the pugnacious pricks

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    You Couldn't Make It Up says:

    And fuck off Scotland. God it’s time we got rid of this nation of chippy class-ridden eedjits. Let them have Bruin, and all his henchman

    This was all so predictable when Blair fucked up our constitution – kids taking the 1000 yr old clock to pieces with no idea how to put it back together

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    Rangers Forever says:

    “The stage is set now for Cameron to either, go it alone in a minority government, or to let Brown have his PG – and then bring him down with a confidence (lack of) vote.”

    He who laughs last laughs longest. Go for the no confidence vote. The electorate (primarily scottish bit mind you) need tault a lesson as well.

    Markets will be interesting tomorrow.

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    RichYork says:

    Are the Libdems complete mentalists?

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    Jez says:

    I predict a riot!

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    Tony says:

    Well that will make a change. MP’s actually having to turn up and vote. Not happenned for years. They will be dragging them in from their death beds like the good old days again.

  264. 264
    Tony B Liar says:

    Would you like me back?

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    Dorian Smith says:

    I bet the Mirror thought themselves very clever calling the proposed Conservative/Lib Dem coalition “Con/Dem”.

    If the Lib Dems and Labour form a government (and let us not forget the others they need to get into bed with), they will always be known as “The Losers”.

    On top of that they will yet again have a PM who no one voted for.

    If I thought the economy could stand it, I’d look forward to it.

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    Socialism has murdered 150 million human beings pride says:

    Captain Scabby

    Brown and Clegg are the ideal combo to be “in charge” when the forthcoming economic tsunami hits.

    Working out very nicely.

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    Desperate Dan says:

    And now they’ve got a FOURTH anti-Tory rentaquote.

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    13eastie (How do you like them apples, Gordon?) says:

    So, Brown continues his all-out assault on democracy.

    The penny may have started to drop finally that the whole country thinks Brown is a loathsome, inept, worthless piece of shit with no redeeming features whatsoever, and that his cowardly flight from every opportunity to face a vote might not have garnered the best PR.

    So what does he suggest next?

    A Lib/Lab League of Losers headed up by another totally unelected Labour twat!

    It belongs to human nature to hate those you have injured.

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    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    Now Dr David Kelly’s murderer is on Sky News making excuses. Michael Hesseltine pointed out that the English will pay for the votes of the jocks, Welsh and Irish.

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    Mr Ned says:

    How the fuck can the LibDems even THINK of doing a deal with labour, when nobody now knows who is even going to be their next leader????

    Now the BBC are having a whole series of labour and liberal puppets giving 100% propaganda!


    The only silver cloud is that this mess is going to to finish off PR as a method of choosing governments AND finish off labour and liberals completely!!!

    This is SUCH a fucktocracy!!!

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    Banana republic says:

    Labour and LibDem politicians lining up to go on the BBC and not one Tory in sight.

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    Catosays says:


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    mort says:

    we could always try a vote, test run in an area, i would trade my postal vote in one area for yours,… shit damn that already been done by Lab…. no votes then eh

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    Anonymous says:

    Yeap I agree – fire on the street if this goes through – riddiculous this will cause the markets to crash. Cheers Brown fuck the English all over.

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    Tony Benn says:

    Ho ho, what a lot of angry, right-wing crap! You’re screwed Tory Scum!

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    Hugh Janus says:

    And under Lisbon we are saddled with bailing out other EU contries whose currency we don’t even share!

    Well done McBust, another exceptionally good decision for what is left of UK plc.

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    Anonymous says:

    It might have escaped your notice but Mandleson and Campbell are English and its they who are stitching this together. But then again I make allowances for the fact you are a fuckwit.

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    Desperate Dan says:

    The Labour Party are going to ignore the election and carry on as though nothing has happened. We are now a dictatorship.

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    Anonymous says:


    I just want to see David Cameron cry, is that so wrong?

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    WASHBROOK says:

    Do the Labour plonkers on sky news our country is in dire straits.Now Campbell soup spins his mess.

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    Anne Riddle says:

    Like a kid! “If I can,t have it my way I’ll make sure no-one else can”. So much for putting country first. David Cameron should just let them hang themselves!

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    Elvis says:

    I’ve just been watching a Party Political Broadcast for the Liebour Party posing as a news programme on BBC. Suprised that they aren’t playing sad music to mourn the passing of another “Glorious Leader”.

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    Monty says:

    England needs to break away from the Celts now.

    Scots and Welsh cannot be allowed to fuck up the only country in the Union that actually makes money.

    Tories have a huge majority in England.

    If Brown stays – we march on London.

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    Don’t care.
    So long as that oaf who pretended to be Prime Minister is gone you can are welcome to deal with the debt.

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    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Where’s Nick Clegg?

    Is he with Cameron or Brown?

    If he has any sense he won’t be near Jonah.

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    Mr Ned says:

    This is OB FUCKING SCENE!!!

    Clegg’s democrat is NOT a democratic party at all!!!

  287. 287
    Anonymous says:

    Yes. I voted UKIP and I’m more than comfortable with what is happening. Fuck Cameron.

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    Anonymous says:

    I prefer “Tyranny of the Losers”

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Tweak their manifesto, as in ‘a referendum on europe’ perhaps? Now that really would guarantee a majority, without even breaking out into a sweat.

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    Lightweight Cast Iron says:

    Yup… Same thought occurred to me.

    The twat will have to be dragged (or drugged) out of No10

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    revolting peasant says:

    Labour buzzwords of the day- a Progressive Alliance for a Stable and Principled Government.

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    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    Yo Big fight on Sky News right now with Alistair Campbell and Adam Boulton right now, fucking hell nearly a punch up

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    Bill says:

    Boulton and Campbell having a full blown row on Sky News.

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    ester ransoms dog says:

    Boulton having a huge row with Campbell on sky cat fight !

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    Benefits Kulture UK says:


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    Beautiful Day says:

    Boulton about to nut Campbell live on Sky – brilliant!

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    The Sleeper says:

    Boulton’s lost it with Campbell on Sky

  299. 299
    Anonymous says:

    Go for it Adam Bolton – Hope you are recording this Guido – !!!

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    Brown's a Tosser says:

    Bolton please chin Campbell is is a fucking Hunt. Luv It

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    I hate New Labour says:

    Except Cameron won’t be getting into No10. He’s blown it.

    Many have said, and they were right, that his backtracking on the EU referendum would cost him dear in the end…

  302. 302
    It's all Balls says:

    If Labour and the Liberals get it together every English taxpayer had better get used to funding Salmond’s pet projects.

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    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    Not a row a fucking fight

  304. 304
    Anonymous says:

    CAMERON IS A USELESS TWERP !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    HE SHOULD GO !!!!!!!!!!!
    He should have claimed victory and the right to form a minority government with a high chance of winning an autumn election – now that chance is lost. Cameron should resign the Tory whip and join the Lib Dems, his natural home – and take dimwit schoolboy Osborne with him.

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    Desperate Dan says:

    John Mann MP “We have to keep the Tories out”.

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    This rancid Cancer is English as well says:

    You mean Harriet or Balls or would you prefer Mandleson ?

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Hague peaked too early. He would have been fine now.

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    Anonymous says:

    Someone needs to organise a West Lothian question demo ASAP.
    The English voters must not allow this to happen without a fight.
    Someone needs to provide some leadership on this!

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    Your Fox has been shot.

    Now you are completely fucked.

  310. 310
    Snotsicle says:

    Boulton has lost it on live telly

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    selohesra says:

    This is outrageous – if an election were stolen in some third world country we would all laugh at them and say how pathetic it was – but now its happening to us

    1) Time to kick out Scotland – they want different things to us and are forcing us down this illegitimate government. We then get Govt we want + save fortune in handouts/grants
    2) Cameron may have his faults but he ‘won’ election if judged by the standard that Blair won the last one – & I dont here anyone saying last 5 years had just been a dream

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    Over with,finished ,kaput,no more. says:


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    robbo says:

    Boulton for PM

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    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    Yes the legalisation of the rape of small boys in Scotland, the favourite subject of jocks.

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    Anonymous says:

    Yum Yum

  316. 316
    ester ransoms dog says:

    Proves I’m a shit slow typist !

  317. 317
    HandsomeDavid says:

    “I will play no part in that contest, I will back no individual candidate.”


  318. 318
    Jimmy says:

    Both prime ministerial candidates were rejected. One has had the good grace to acknowledge the fact.

  319. 319
    Voting only encourages them says:

    no – you’ve quoted UK results, not England results …

  320. 320
    Rob says:

    The bottom’s dropping out of the currency markets now… They really don’t think much of any co-operation between Labour and the Lib dems. All they ask for is stability and they don’t see it under these two parties.

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    Anonymous Misogynist says:

    Thought he was gonna do it at one point..

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    "If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em." says:

    Bolton and Campbell scraping in the street on live telly. lump him Bolton

  323. 323
    Jez says:

    Boulton just let rip to Campbell on Sky News, incredible scenes. Thought he was going to lamp him. It’s all going Pete Tong.

    That was amazing telly!

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    Benefits Kulture UK says:

    exactly. yet another unelected prime minister.

    this country is fucked and the twats that voted Labour are responsible

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    And stick a pin in it. Just to be 100% sure!!

  326. 326
    What's Nick ? says:

    Nick’s a c’unt

  327. 327
    julie says:

    fucking weasel clegg fucking gay gordon fucking shit . even nick robinson thinks this is shit. the politicians are fucking shit. dave sort it out.

  328. 328
    WASHBROOK says:

    Sky news Boulton loses his rag with Campbell Soup.
    I thought Boulton was going to thump him.

  329. 329
    Jaded63 says:

    All the ingredients of a complete and utter mucking disaster now. Merde is beginning to hit the fan big time.

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    This rancid Cancer is English as well says:

    you mean ruinning the country surely

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    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    Alistair Campbell a vile fucking evil piece of jock shit. I really hope one day the family of David Kelly get justice.

  332. 332
    Anonymous says:

    Adam Boulton fighting for our democracy on Sky News.

  333. 333
    Anonymous says:

    Adam Boulton stands up to Campbell spinning in the most disgusting way – putting words in his mouth when he’s right next to him. Just live on Sky, good on him.

  334. 334
    Pig Sick says:

    Adam Bolton and Al Cambel nearly coming blows on Sky News

  335. 335
    amongomous says:

    Boulton just bitch slapped Ali sCampbell

  336. 336
    Laney says:

    Lets join Boultons team and have a dust up with Labour!

  337. 337
    Nae Hawkers, nae Tinkers, nae Campbells says:

    Boulton n’ Alistair Campbell having real ding dong on Sky there.

  338. 338
    mort says:

    to all i am sorry that was absolute frustration i apologise if i offended or upset anyone, i will no sit in my role any longer as a individual voice that , fuck damn sorry still pissed off…..

  339. 339
    Dorian Smith says:

    Hardly, if you have your Lib/Lab Pact (which worked so well last time, didn’t it), you’ll be the parties that will be screwed.

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    The Sleeper says:

    Campbell’s Sky performance proves that Labour don’t give a flying fuck about Britain…..just power crazy..megalomaniacs..mad…dictators.

  341. 341
    Boulay says:

    boulton for pm!!! About time Campbell took a pasting from the msm

  342. 342
    Shares up 5% says:

    Guido’s little theories never pan out do they?

  343. 343
    Anonymous says:

    You keep posting this. Turkish, by any chance ?

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    guido fawkes says:

    Adam Boulton just lost it with Alistair Campbell on SkyNews…..

    I woz willing Adam to deck him and he nearly did…. wonderful

    Live news… get in there adam, get in there…

    You could take him easily…..

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    mort says:


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    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    Email Sky News to tell them well done,

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    The MandiBlink coalition are trying to shaft me importuning DimLib short of a Peg Clegg and his weirdy beardies .

    Well I am not having it.
    Me , Yvette and a bunch of ex Brown Shirts are going around to Cameron to make him an offer he can’t refuse. The MandiBlinks aren’t the only shits in town.

  348. 348
    under the wire says:

    Just bought some dollars a couple of hours ago.

  349. 349
    Dropping pound says:

    Big Ted, Little Ted.

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    Beautiful Day says:

    Joey Jones on Sky saying can’t find a LibDem to confirm what Brown has said – lying to the end.

  351. 351
    Anonymous says:

    I think Boulton can see where this is going – Sky News will be showing live the dissent in the streets of Westminster very soon.

    Kudos though for Adam as he stands up to a vile and evil man.

  352. 352
    RavingMad says:

    actually Boulton was being provoked by the odious Alastair Campbell (not elected by anyone) and was only restating his argument – something which Campbell and his new labour bullies don’t like

  353. 353
    Neil BOYO Kinnock says:

    Well alright! Well alright! Well alright! Well alright! Well alright! Well alright! Well alright! Well alright!

  354. 354
    Harperson Lady Lover says:

    None of you chaps get it, do it?
    Gordon is a consummate politician, best at close quarters, superb when under pressure, brilliant under fire, not some Eton bred toffee nosed PR Johnny with a tongue just the right shape for Murdoch’s arsehole.

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    Jez says:

    Anyone see Boulton shouting at Campbell on Sky News, incredible scenes! Campbell, my God what an utter a hole

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    Pip says:

    Adam Boulton fantastic ! I too though blows would be exchanged – wish he had smacked Campbell – he would have been justified. Campbell saying people voted for a lab-lib coalition. Moron.

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    What fuckin drugs is he on!?! says:

    fuckin Prescott could do a better job

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    Engineer says:

    Don’t count any chickens…..

    Even if a Lib/Lab/Bitsandbats alliance came about (no guarantee – they haven’t started formal talks yet), it wouldn’t last long. The economic pressures are too severe for it to survive long with virtually no majority, and the electorate won’t like a government with an unelected PM and two minority parties, judged by both seats and votes.

    If it did happen, the next election, which would almost inevitably be quite soon, would be a Conservative landslide. The Lib Dems would be all but wiped out, and Labour would probably lose votes and seats.

    Be careful what you wish for, Jimmy.

  359. 359
    Busted Nokia says:

    indeed clutched defeat from the jaws of victory. Judgment and character..
    fancy agreeing to the TV debates when you are so far in the lead – astonishing..

    Cameron is as skillful as Ted Heath and as europhile – a true heir to blair. The A short lists are gut wrenching. Frankly I’m not convinced he would do much better than McBust – really wish Hague was leader.

    I guess the only good news is that hopefully the liberal vote will plummet. If the libs do join the cons then at least Scotland might vote SNP.

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    please get the boulton/campbell scrap up on youtube.

    It’s pretty fucking obvious that Cameron doesn’t have the brains or balls for this kind of fight – I reckon this is up to us now…

  361. 361
    Russian Arms Dealer says:

    Pssst Tory’s maybe I can help

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    ester ransoms dog says:


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    Lazy arsed leftist state says:

    ‘We want political reform/PR etc for a fairer voting system’

    No, what you really want is to ensure no party other than a left wing socialist one can get in government.

  364. 364
    PJD says:

    Fuck me Boulton just blew a gasket with Campbell. Delicious!

  365. 365
    Snotsicle says:

    Oh, absolutely provoked, yes. Poor Jeremy didn’t know what to do.

  366. 366
    Anonymous says:

    Lol, he is a disgusting thing isn’t he.

  367. 367
    Koba says:

    Who’s in power, Rubert Mugabe? no democracy in this country.

    Time to write a letter “Dear President Obama,…

  368. 368
    Anonymous says:

    Guido, Brown did not resign. He said he will go when the time is right. Right for whom? He could stick around for years. Listen closely to what he says.

  369. 369
    RavingMad says:

    interestingly Brown has redefined what is in ‘the national interest’ he claims its all about stable government and running the economy – funny that. Brown the man who has brought this country to its feet

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    Dorian Smith says:

    thanks for that “Anonymous”.

  371. 371
    Cheese Lover says:

    Brown lies about everything. What dumb fool would believe that he would actually leave in 6 months?

  372. 372
    Jimmy says:

    Ah yes. Because the markets were crying out for the economic genius that is Gideon Wallpaper. Thank God he wasn’t in Brussels this w/e.

  373. 373
    Selfish McJock says:

    Crikey! This looks too good to be true.
    I thought for a few moments (well, days actually) it was going to be payback time here in North Britain but now Gordo pulls a rabbit out of the hat!

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    Engineer says:

    Took him long enough – and he had to be pushed, didn’t he?

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    Geordie Girl says:

    That was some spat they had. I’ve never seen Adam Boulton so angry.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Liebour about to implode? Excellent, let’s get the beers in and sit back and watch the show. I have waited for this moment for so long now, I’m certainly not going to miss it. Bring it on!

    (The fact that our shattered economy is about to slide down the toilet is unfortunate but to Mandelslime and co ‘a price well worth paying’.)

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    What fuckin drugs is he on!?! says:

    Too much of a gent sadly as is Clegg

  378. 378
    Dr Kelly says:

    Have a drink beforehand Ali. hic

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    Anonymous says:

    Isn’t that the point – they didn’t vote for a Conservative Government. They needed an overall majority and they didn’t get one. Whether you like it or not a LabDem coalition is just as valid as a ConDem alliance.

    The LibDems got 22% of the vote and less than 10% of the seats – their power should be twice what it is. The moaning on here about ‘number of seats gained’ or “percentage of votes” is irrelevant. You can’t start moaning the system’s unfair to the Tories without moving towards proper electoral reform – and THAT is what’s causing the negotiations to break down.

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Agreed, but it’s all within the rules promulgated without Parlimentary scrutiny just months before the Election. constitutional reform is urgently needed.

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    Nico Gati says:

    No Dorian. This is win-win for us. If the Libs go in with the Tory Pigs they’ll be dead and we’ll be back in by Autum/Spring. If they come in with us we’ll reform the electoral system and the Aristos and other selfish wankers will be permanently excluded from power. OOOO OOOO OOOO come on and do the conga! Up yours toffs! We are the people!

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    Tesco is fucking the country says:

    Fuck off Nuliabore.

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    Told you Campbell was out to rebut rapidly, he deliberately wound up Boulton and said as much as he left the bunker.

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    Mr Brown... Step away from number 10... says:

    Agree… people should get on the phone to the beeb… only Sky are trying to stop the labour spinning juggernaut… Good on yeah Boulton… Campbell is a prize jerk…

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    absolutly brilliant from Boulton the finger in Cambells face was fucking great “Dont tell me what i think I am sick of you telling me what i think Well done Adam they dont like it up em

  386. 386
    Jimmy says:

    I thought the timing was exquisite. Tory MPs meeting in an hour? You could sell tickets.

  387. 387
    Dorian Smith says:

    so the party that gained the most seats and the most votes are dead?

    So what do you think of the “Losers” Labour and Lib Dem then?

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    shothisboult says:

    Ha! Boulton tired of AC telling him what he thinks. It’s not hard to tell what he thinks – he’s so far up Camerons ass. Murdoch lickspittal.

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    Jez says:

    I’ve never known a party so desperate to cling to power, and saying it’s in the national interest, what a complete and utter joke! So angry

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Depressing, isn’t it?

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    ester ransoms dog says:


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    Engineer says:

    Can’t do maths. See economy for details.

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    Anonymous says:

    I agree Hague is talent!!

    The real question is if the Cameroons now press for further compromises with the Lib Dems are they doing that because they think it is best for the country (or perhaps the party) OR as a way to save their own neck!!

  394. 394
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Come on sky stop taking sloppy seconds off the BBC these two turds have just walked straight off the BBC and infront of your camera’s !

  395. 395
    Young Mr Grace says:

    No! Fuck off back to your pedophile club in the vatican you tango faced cocksucker!

  396. 396
    Hung Parliament says:

    We are f&*ked, the country, all of us are!

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    This rancid Cancer is English as well says:

    He English you fucking moron

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    jgm2 says:

    They’ll be unpleasantly surprised then.

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    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    It’s quite obvious that the fucking homosexual shit stabbing twats Campbell and Mandelmong have created this myth that most people voted for a Lib Lab deal.

    So what about 2005? most people didn’t vote for Liebour and they were not interested in a coalition then.

    And why are all these unelected homosexuals telling us about democracy?

    Campbell, Mong, Mandelson and Adonis.

    Fuck off the lot of you shit bags.

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    Govt-By-Cluster-Fuck says:

    Brown has NOT resigned, he has been flushed.

    Unfortunately his plan is to lodge himself in the S bend for another 6 months.

    Will somebody call Stan the polish plumber please.

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    Not a member of the NUS says:

    Good riddance!

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    Ivor Biggun says:

    No, and yes, Sorry. Results for England ALONE in 2005 were:

    Labour 286 MPs
    Conservative 194 MPs
    FibDim 47 MPs


    And remember, under FPTP, those 60,000 extra votes the Tories got in England don’t matter a damn, but in any event, that result was NOTHING to do with how Scotland voted you dimwit.


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    steve's mum says:

    I agree absolutely – CMD should just lay out the deal and say take it or not – up to you Clegg. I ran my own betting busuness for many years – my money at stake and only hedged twice. You stand there impassive and take the stress and strain its the only way you make money. I would like to speak to CMD and just explain to him what its really like to be alone and having the bottle to just back your own judgement,

  404. 404
    jgm2 says:

    Yeah. The usual ‘step down when the recovery is secured’. So six months more reckless borrowing and squandering on his watch.

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    mort says:

    hmm, can i ask,?

    why can’t we try this?

    all nation vote?

    in the situation where we have no overall majority then the following works:

    NI + 1 vote no matter how many seats
    Wales = 1 vote as above
    Scotland = 2 votes as above

    these are based on people who live there, but we could do it this way

    NI= -10 seats based on benefits
    Wales = -10 seats based on benefits
    Scotland = -60 seats based on benefits

    or we could just discount the outlying areas and let the votes in the core count….

    unless you support and field candidates throughout the whole of the UK then your seats or votes do not count on a balanced or hung parliament ballot.

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    Mandelson has been holding on the phone for Murdoch for at least 5 minutes, it seems Adam Boulton is no longer the political editor of Sky News, Mandelson heard to say Joey Jones (who Mandelson prefers as a Labour lapdog) will replace him before 7pm. Who’ll win?? Exciting stuff.

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    Abbey Road says:

    Having just witnessed Adam Boulton telling that bastard Campbell his fortune on Sky, Boulton goes up 1000% in my estimation. What an absolute arsehole Campbell is. Boulton is right, the whole situation has been engineered by the unelected Campbell in the background. Without doubt in conjunction with the likes of Mandleson, Adonis, and Whelan.

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    Anonymous says:

    fuck this shit. Brown, Mandy, Campbell, Adonis & co are total scum – what a nightmare. & Just seen Steele on Sky, he’s a total loser too.

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    Brown's a Tosser says:

    Bolton totally justified IMO to smack the bastard Campbell. Fuck I am so pissed off. Let me know when the demonstrations start I will be there.

  410. 410
    Anonymous says:

    There needs to be a MASSIVE DEMONSTRATION


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    Swiss Bob says:

    Fantastic fight between Bolton and Campbell, it’s a classic, I thought Bolton would either cry or lamp him.

    Video coming.

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    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    None of them elected either.

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    Stan Butler says:

    Cameron and his team should walk out of the talks now. The Oib Dems are proving to be shifty shits and untrustworthy. Fuck them all off Dave and what will be will be. You will either have a minority Government or the scum on the Left will have to do the sacking of half a million public sector workers and you will be returned next time on a landslide. Fuck them off.

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Deluded monomaniac, just like your Chief Scunner.

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    mort says:

    sorry i should have said or agreed minimum % of seats extending pass 51% then that is what makes it work.

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    Hannah Vincent says:

    Campbell far more composed than Tory Turd Boulton. The Murdoch press is going apeshit as they’ve not got the result that they desired.
    Lib-Lab pact (with PR) BY THE END OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Clegg you Slag! says:

    Don’t worry chaps, the meerkats will force in the IMF.

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    Beautiful Day says:

    Could this all back fire on Brown – the response will see efforts to get the ConLib coalition sorted asap or Clegg is toast.

    Joey Jones, Mandelson will play no role in Labour leader election – yeah!

  419. 419
    Jimmy says:

    Long enough to get PR through then it’s a whole new game. No-one’s going to pull the plug until that’s sorted.

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    RavingMad says:

    All in the national interest eh?

    Miliband due to announce leadership campaign soon…..

    Fuck these bastards, I hate them so much it’s hard to contain my anger

  421. 421
    Galoot says:

    everyone thought Gorden was the mong but were is the Mong cameron eh?

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    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    Cameron should now call off talks.

    Tory MPs should refuse to take oath and be sworn in. Leave Liebour to it and all go off down the pub.

  423. 423
    Gordon "Putin" McDoom says:

    Don’t get so excited – I’m only resigning as leader of the Labour Party.

    I’ll be staying as PM…

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    Mr Ned says:

    The right wing alliance in the country needs to start campaigning against the PR in the referendum NOW and get ready to defeat labour as soon as possible.

    Nick Clegg is completely untrustworthy

    They are a disgusting shower of SHITS!!!!!!

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    Anonymous says:

    Boulton was brilliant.

  426. 426
    Engineer says:

    …and the UK electorate have just voted him out.

  427. 427
    General Zod says:

    No he wouldn’t you stupid pillock. He’d have gained a few hundred thousand votes from thick UKIP Hunts and lost a couple of million from Middle England.

    PS I hate Labour and New Labour – same shit.

  428. 428
    Anonymous says:

    Us Tories have been hoping for this.

    LibLab wipeout in 6 months.

  429. 429
    Lightweight Cast Iron says:


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    They would but they are busy deployed fighting Labour’s 2 Illegal wars

  431. 431
    Dorian Smith says:

    No it’s in your DNA to fail, every time you leave office unemployment is larger, you’ve made the gap between rich and poor larger (are you a toff?), you sold gold on the cheap, you devalued the pound.

    Now you say if you get it you will turn it around? Please go ahead and try. Reap what you sew.

  432. 432
    Arthur Haynes (Comedian) says:

    Brown vs Mandleson or is it Trotsky vs Stalin?

    Interesting times in which we live.

    Mandleson’s Y-fronts are somewhat crusty today after overnight discharges of venom.

    Brown’s boxers are a bit frayed at the edges but manage to still hold onto the decaying contents.

    Interesting times….

  433. 433
    Anonymous says:

    It’s not just Lisbon. AGW, political correctness,”no bonfire of the quangos”. The bloke’s a jerk.

  434. 434
    Dave Cameron says:

    oh no!

  435. 435
    RavingMad says:

    at no time in his statement did Brown say ‘I resign’ – it’s all coded messages and evasions – he is the ultimate snotgobbling bastard

  436. 436
    Alistair Campbell a man you wouldn't trust around small kids says:

    Fuck Campbell

  437. 437
    Galoot says:

    Murdoch turn of the satellite the chavs will be rioting in an hour

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    Dack Blog says:

    I want to hear from Clegg, from the other ‘side’, and soon. I don’t trust any of ‘em, but I trust New Labour least.

    And what I’d have given to have been Boulton giving Campbell a hammering… I hope he threw a punch off camera.

    Christ on a bike… what an exciting – and terrifying – day.

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    The Sleeper says:

    If polititians reputations were blown before the election..they are well and truly fucked now.

    So much for the electorate…so much for the national interest….so much for democracy.

    Clegg and Brown have sealed the fate of this Country….the electorate will have to wait…but they will exact a terrible revenge on Labour and Liberals.

    Clegg…you’ve blown your good guy image forever. have proved you are a complete megalomaniac,and utterly fucking insane.

  440. 440
    Come on ... says:

    Where is it?

  441. 441
    Lazy arsed leftist state says:

    Typical bigoted leftist bullshit. If you don’t agree with the Labour party line, you are this or that.
    I voted Tory and I support them but I don’t see Boulton as that one sided. I feel its more that he questions what he is told, so that makes him a non-believer eh? Burn him the right wing scum eh?


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    Galoot says:

    elections are over that excuse was the last one

  443. 443
    Lord Ashcroft. says:

    Look on the bright side. At least this way it’ll save me a few bob.

  444. 444
    Alistair Campbell a man you wouldn't trust around small kids says:

    Fuck off Campbell you FUCKING LYING JOCK Hunt

  445. 445
    Stan Butler says:

    If borrowing lots and money and then spending it all is good management then I’ll fuck Glenys Kinnock. Brown is a useless twat. All he did was borrow like fuck for 10 years and then give it all to his mates in the public sector. When everything went tits up and he had to pay it back, he blamed the USA. He, and his cohorts in crime like Greenspan fucked the world economy and none of them had the bottle to stop the money go round and get their country off. He is a coward and a prick and if you think he is some kind of God then you are a fucking prick too.

  446. 446

    Joey Jones already on message for Mandelson, announcing Mandelson will have nothing to do with Labour leadership election. Joey is taking promotion seriously.

    Boulton has stormed off after Campbell and C4 cameraman has said Boulton at one point holding Campbell by lapels. This goes back a long way to when Boulton went off message and favored Brown over Blair during 2005. Campbell slammed the door to Boulton on exclusive Labour announcements.

  447. 447
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    You know that. I know that. The Conservative Taliban knows that. The Cameroons would rather stay in the CCHQ Refuge for Fantasising Idiots.

  448. 448
    gj says:


    Tell the Limp Dems to fuck off. The Country needs strong, decisive leadership now.

    Go it alone, get on with running the Country, the economy and the electorate deserve that.

    McDoom of Mong should now fuck off back to Scotland and rot – useless wanker

  449. 449
    Cjamesk says:

    Buries the news of the Greek bailout I suppose

  450. 450
    Jez says:

    Let’s all get down to Whitehall, this is a farce!

  451. 451
    David Cameron says:

    Oh wait a minute….oh yeeess!!

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    Alistair Campbell a man you wouldn't trust around small kids says:

    No he’s called Campbell and plays the bagpipes. he’s a rampant homosexual and a jock. Check his family history out. He’s a bummer in a tartan skirt.

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    Anonymous says:


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    Lazy arsed leftist state says:

    You know I really do believe that Labour or Liberals could rape the country more and fuck it right over and the supporters would be fine with it.
    As long as they don’t get the Tories. blah blah blah zzzzzzz I remember Thatcher zzzzzzzzzzzzz
    What and you don’t remember Brown?

  456. 456
    Susie says:

    The country will have junk bond status by the end of the week.

    So much for the ‘national interest’ Clegg. You will be the Euro stooge we all suspected you were. Expe

  457. 457
    Jon B says:

    Thought Clegg was going to deal with one party till it was clear there was no deal. Only an hour or so ago they were still saying there was progress. HAs Clegg been the biggest deciever of them all?

  458. 458
    Mr Ned says:

    The tories and unionists need to vote down any Queen’s speech put forward by labour. Some activists should hospitalise a dozen liberal MPs to stop them getting to the vote!

  459. 459
    Jez says:

    Let’s head to Whitehall, this is a farce!

  460. 460
    Swiss Bob says:

    It’s coming but YouTube is off air at the moment.

  461. 461

    He he, Mandelson, still holding for Murdoch has, on the other phone called toenails and told him Miliband will stand for Labour Leadership. A months worth of spin in 10 minutes.

  462. 462
    Engineer says:

    Think very carefully, Jimmy.

    What do you think the electorate wants – a government that addresses the nations dire Labour-bequeathed economic mess, or a lot of political horse-traders?

    What did they vote for, Jimmy?

    Oh yes – I forgot. Labour have utter contempt for the electorate, don’t they? Sooner or later, the electorate are going to notice….

  463. 463
    G.Brown says:

    i am not a megalo

  464. 464
    it's only natural says:

    not at all
    most of the conservatives here do too, but know they just can’t admit it because they are poodles and on message
    when a enough conservative mps do break cover to attack daves failure to win the election against someone as shite as brown, then the bloodletting in the tory party will begin in earnest

  465. 465
    Alistair Campbell says:

    I’ll fight you all.

  466. 466
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Said after the first debate that Clegg was a snake oil salesman. With Brown it’s a bit like the gold sale, annoucing something that ain’t gonna happen for a while to cause maximum damage. This is a stitch up for Democracy in the UK. Welcome to the Post Democratic Age.

  467. 467
    Philip McArthur says:

    Brown is not standing down. HE wants to form the new alliance with the Lib Dems. In his manic mind he sees himself resolving the economic crisis and the country asking him to stay on!!!
    He is defying the Electorate and treating them with the contempt with which he holds them.

  468. 468
    Carpe Diem...the new motto for Labour says:

    BBC predicting Cabinet Jobs for Ashdown – Defence;Clegg..Home Office and Cable Business and then in between their untrammelled wankfest chaired by Robinson & Co.. a Lib/Lab government ,,,a Progressive Allience of the left.Huw Edwards suddenly remembered that the BBC is supposed to be impartial….”But of course we should remember that the Conservative and LibDem negotiations are still going on(pause)for the moment.

    In the meantime there came no noise from the shafted Tories who still think they are living the dream of returning to power….sorry move along ex-Tory leader and entourage coming through

  469. 469
    Busted Nokia says:

    Morpheus’ advice to Nick

    take the blue pill and “the debt will end, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe”, or to take the red pill, where “you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the hole in the finances goes.”

  470. 470
    Anonymous says:

    Dave should make it clear he will go it alone as a minority. Stuff everyone else. Play hardball and see what happens.

  471. 471
    Mr Ned says:

    Cameron should offer the people a referendum on the EU in their next manifesto.

  472. 472
    Stan Butler says:

    If any left wing prick still can’t see why this country maintains a first past the post system they surely today has demonstrated why. The Left in this country are the most devious, lying, conniving bunch of scumbag filth politicians in the world. Dave, pull out of the talks and fuck the odious left wing shits in the lib dems off. Bollocks to them.

  473. 473
    Pip says:

    Adam Boulton back on Sky after brilliant bust-up with Campbell.

    Boulton is wearing a coat over his suit now – presumably to hide the bloodstains.

  474. 474
    Sussex Saltmarsh says:

    Six blokes in a pub doth not a revolution make.

    What stinks here is that the GlibDumps have shafted the Conservatives by winkling out their negotiation strategy and ‘red lines’ simply in order to deliver that information, tails a-wagging, to their traditional allies (and masters) in the Labour party.

  475. 475
    cant hunter says:

    I’ve heard and seen rather more of David Steele over the last thirty years, and certainly over the last few days, than i would have liked, more indeed than is good for me. What right has this sleazy abortion fixer to tell us english what we must put up with. This creepy self righteous engorger on the public purse for 40 years is now a fixture of the Scottish Parliament, so he should keep his fucking scottish preachy opinions to himself.

  476. 476
    We are all doomed says:

    I said we were all doomed and it is playing out exactly as predicted.

    This morning Danny Alexander couldn’t look anybody in the eye when he made his statement at the end of the talks.

    Later on he sent Shaw to make the statement as Alexander obviously can’t lie as well.

  477. 477

    This news is best for the country and best for the Tories.

    Let them hang themselves, Cameron. Tory win in the next election in 6/12 months time…

  478. 478
    Dave says:

    Fcuking bastards the lot of them…..the thought of Zanu Lielabor staying in power is totally beyond belief……..we all need to demonstrate throughout the country………..get the lot of them out …..where is the armed forces when you really need them……

  479. 479
    Pretendiname says:

    I don’t happen to blame this incredibly flawed man for everything that has happened in the last 4 years. I blame that American wanker, Blair.

  480. 480
  481. 481
    Over with,finished ,kaput,no more. says:

    viciuos twats that you will need to kill to get rid of.

  482. 482
    Susie says:

    I’m so angry I forgot what I was going to say… I’m literally speechless.

    Time to take to the streets people.

  483. 483
    Fr. Abraham says:

    If Cloggie the Smurf keeps the one eyed rats in, the blind mice will be the iceberg.

  484. 484
  485. 485
    TPR says:

    What a Hunt!

  486. 486
    Jimmy says:

    They voted for none of the above. Gordon is the only one yet to grasp this.

  487. 487
    Anonymous says:


  488. 488
    BillyBob - Stop immigration - reduce crime! says:

    What a bunch of c *nts they are….. progressive alliance?? don’t make me laugh……. time to ditch them all, the Scots. Welsh and NI election within the year and let us punish the b *stards!!!!!

  489. 489
    lolol says:

    So do we call Brown the Prime Minister or Brown the Dictator or do we call him Brown Savior of the World these name changes confuse me or like mandy does he have all 3 monikers.

  490. 490
    Anonymous says:

    GJ – problem is if he does that it will make it easier for Lib/Lab to justify their unholy alliance thereby meaning a Cameron minority government is not an option.

    The Libs are trying to put pressure on Cameron to sweeten athedeal knowing that if he fails to deliver government he will not survive as leader.

  491. 491
    Middle England says:

    But remember Scotland did NOT vote for a Tory government and it would be totally unfair for the Scots to be governed by a party holding just 1 seat although apparently it is quite alright to dis-enfranchise 10 million plus English voters who elected the Conservatives in 306(soon to be 307 seats)

  492. 492
    Torys losers says:

    Tory boys it’s over.Camerbomb hasn’t even stuck his smarmy face on.Losers. LOSERS

  493. 493
    Geordie Scoot says:

    According to Boulton the PR deal is AV with no referendum – i.e. this really is a coup d’etat.

  494. 494
    steve's mum says:

    Physcopath covers it

  495. 495
    Engineer says:

    Next election by end of June?

  496. 496
    Overheard outside an AlJaBeeba (The Bullshit Broadcasting Corpse) NoosNight ‘Rehersal’ Studio says:

    Coach: Gordon Brown ain’t got the voters like ee orta

    Krusty Squawk: The Glorious and Beloved Leader, responding to fresh accolades and gestures of support from His rapturous crowds, promised to remain in power for the next hundreds of Years.

    Coach: Dohhhhhh!

  497. 497
    RavingMad says:

    you’re right. brown and his close buddies have concocted this outcome and sprung it on everyone including new labour MPs before even having so much as a cabinett meeting. The cabinet members are all trooping into Downing Street at the moment. They are claiming it is right that they carry on.


  498. 498
    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    Check what Campbell’s wearing on his left lapel – could these shits make it any more obvious?

    This is a planned coup.

  499. 499
    Seth the pig farmer says:

    If the deal with the LibDems doesn’t come off, Cameron should declare himself PM and tell Brown to vacate No 10. Even if the LibDems will not have the balls to vote against him, he only needs a few supporter and abstentions and he will be fine.

  500. 500
    Record Breaker says:

    Thank you, Norris and thank you, Ross.

  501. 501
    Susie says:

    And petrol goes UP and UP…

    Thank god I got a mega lot of canned dog/cat food and have a full freezer this afternoon.

  502. 502
    RT says:

    Why would it mean another unelected prime minister? Apart from Brown that is. The calculation would be to elect a new Labour leader and then go to the country in the full knowledge that the leader in question isn’t Brown. Their polling would have told them that they lost X votes/seats because people thought Brown was a *unt and therefore they will gain X votes/seats because their new leader isn’t (not necessarily true of course).

    Meanwhile Cameron would have to decide at what point to vote them down. He would of course take the blame if the government fell because of a Tory vote and could expect a kicking at the polls.

    But at least we now know why we don’t want PR in this country: most Liberal Democrats are closet socialists and Clegg is a weasel holding this country to ransom, with the smallest proportion of the vote gained by any of the 3 main parties. So much for Guido’s anti-Labour analysis a few days ago.

  503. 503
    Neil Kinnocchio says:

    At last. I’m no longer the biggest Labour loser.

  504. 504

    My sources now saying Cameron has had a bit of a tiff with Hague for being over-positive about Lib Dem talks. Cameron thinks it’s virtually at an end and has ordered Hague to do the rounds and be more negative about a Lib Dem/Con deal.

    Hague very sweaty and going to pieces, he was led to believe it’s what Cameron wanted. What a bunch of amateurs.

  505. 505
    Brown's a Tosser says:

    Can’t wait for the next Leadership debates Clegg is going to be fucked from all sides he will likely lose his place as leader of the Limp/Dems I thought he had some intelligence I WAS WRONG. Private school education not what its trumped up to be.

  506. 506
    johnny says says:

    National Interest = His interest. He is the economy don’t forget. Every penny is his to spend where and when he likes, even those pennies that aren’t in your pocket yet.

  507. 507
    Torys losers says:

    we control them now.its all over for you torys now.the end has come no more tories anymore.

  508. 508
    barefootcontessa says:

    Phoned BBC re fact that Adonis, Steele, and Campbell, all unelected were gathered to pontificate about government. And they are the ones promoting PR. What a joke!

  509. 509

    I think a lot of people have underestimated how close the tories and liberals have become over the last 5 years. Both are lead by pragmatists who should be able to do a deal that is in the best interests of the country, if not their own parties.

    IF they work together well in practice, and have a secure Government over the next two years, then who is to say that they will not continue to do so if necessary after any subsequent election.

    Indeed. I am not against electoral reform, so long as that reform produces an improvement in democracy in practice.


  510. 510
    Chapel Hat Peg says:

    damn im going to miss page 3

  511. 511
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Dave tells Nick to F*ck off, forms minority government and calls for an immediate GE while Labour fight amongst themselves and Clegg shown up for the opportunist he is.

  512. 512
    nell says:

    OMG!! What a shameless,unprincipled charlatan he is. Anything to hang onto power a bit longer!!

    Then , once he’s bought up all the other seats, welsh, scottish, northern ireland and the libdems and esconced the failed labour party in power for another four years, he’s going to foist another unelected leader on us!!!

    He says there has to be a budget deficit plan, and yet he’s planning to go into coalition with the welsh, scottish and irish parties who will all oppose it in their areas.

    So what will be the result, they’ll only join him on his promise that there won’t be any cuts on their patch. So who will end up paying all the bills and taking all the cuts?? Us the English!!!

    Can no-one stop this madman!!!?

  513. 513
    Adios el Gordo says:





  514. 514
    Dack Blog says:

    Clegg on.

  515. 515
    My Lord MandleScum of Dripping Boy says:

    A challange – but yes please!

    It will assert my position – and I always come from behind!

  516. 516
    BillyBob - Stop immigration - reduce crime! says:

    Let all these dozy tw *ats who think it will be good….. look at the Pound fall and pay the higher price for your imports and holidays !!!
    T 0ssers !!

  517. 517
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck this right off its not PR we need is feckin well A FAIR VOTE FOR THE ENGLISH PEOPLE not influenced by twats in other countries.

  518. 518
    barefootcontessa says:

    He needs a good chinning, but not on the chin.

  519. 519
    Anonymous says:

    will not matter – Cameron will not be leader if he can not deliver government

  520. 520
    Bluffs R Us says:

    Clegg the blackmailer.Hunt I like him more now

  521. 521
    Lazy arsed leftist state says:

    Mr Dale had the figures on his site of how many voted for whom.

    Votes – Scotland:
    Labour – 1,035,528, which translates into 41 seats
    Conservative – 412,855, yet only 1 seat

    Votes – Wales:
    Labour – 531,601 – 26 seats
    Conservative – 382,730 – 8 seats

  522. 522
    Busted Nokia says:

    wow 500 comments in 1 hour 15 minutes…

  523. 523
    Anonymous says:

    DAVID CAMERON was deprived of a Commons majority by failing to secure the votes of just 16,000 people, according to an expert analysis of election results.

    The findings by Colin Rallings and Michael Thrasher reveal that the Tories came tantalisingly close to securing a clean victory at the polls.

    “Cameron came so near and yet so far,” write the directors of the elections centre at Plymouth University. “Just 16,000 extra votes for the Tories, distributed in the 19 constituencies in which the party came closest to winning, would have spared us a weekend of negotiation and speculation.”


    The election system here is obviously flawed if this can happen. Cameron should just take control.

  524. 524
    Tax and spend is not my friend says:

    Why doesnt Cameron offer the Druids, SF, SDLP and McFish all a referendum for independence?

  525. 525
    BillyBob - Stop immigration - reduce crime! says:

    hmmmmmm I wonder why they waited until after 5pm to deliver the ‘good’ news??

  526. 526
    Record Breaker says:

    PB are showing better odds for Peppa Pig. Wisdom of the markets and all that…

  527. 527
    Anonymous says:

    Will Sith support Balls?

  528. 528
    breaking news: Lib Dems are treacherous says:

    Brown is going nowhere. This is a con-trick designed to enable him to stay on as PM.

    It is obviously a stitch-up between Clegg and Brown/Mandelson as Clegg has just stated that he will now be entering formal talks with Labour.

  529. 529
    BA says:

    what holidays.we are on strike

  530. 530
    Snotsicle says:

    Somehow, I don’t see Dave playing hardball.
    Would definitely be the right thing to do, though.

  531. 531
    Stupid twat says:

    clegg nut.

  532. 532
    Adios el Gordo says:

    clegg has just said “it was the right thing to do” – sent shivers down my spine – why doesn’t herun for labour leader?

  533. 533
    Mrs B says:

    Fuck off Harperson.

  534. 534
    Anonymous says:

    He’s from Burnley you bell-end

  535. 535
    barefootcontessa says:

    Country’s finished. Revolution anyone? For England. Well, all below Sunderland.

  536. 536
    Anonymous says:

    But the Cameroons have to promise this becaause if they can do not deliver government Cameron will not survive long as leader

  537. 537
    We are all doomed says:

    Did you expect them to go to the country with it?

  538. 538
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Clegg just as good as admitted a deal with Labour on the cards on Sky

  539. 539
    BillyBob - Stop immigration - reduce crime! says:

    Progressive Alliance = A Turkey voting for Christmas !!

  540. 540
    Ashcroft says:

    Cameron you t*at!

    Take your BIG society, collect your BIG P45 and close the BIG door behind you.

  541. 541
    Clegg has basically just confirmed a deal with Labour says:

    Clegg’s statement confirms he has arranged a deal with Labour to steal the election and form a coalition of the losers.

  542. 542
    Eric Von Pickles says:

    Forward with social-conservatism

  543. 543


  544. 544
    Pressed Cock says:



    (Phew, I ain’t heard that for a couple of days, its been sadly lacking in politics of late, you bastards)

  545. 545
    Sniper says:

    Braggs gang are back

  546. 546
    cant hunter says:

    Does the Queen have to go along with this. Cyclops is using her impartiality and inability to intervene in order to keep himself in office for a few months and to inflict a second unelected premier on us. Can’t she accept Browns resignation then inform him his departure must be immediate, that a second uunelected Labour premier is unacceptable, and that parliament should be dissolved at once, or she will nvite Cameron to form an administration.

  547. 547
    Engineer says:

    Fucking pillock – which party has most votes, and which party has most seats?

    The deficit is roaring along at a billion pounds a fortnight, and the politicians are pissing about yacking between themselves in smoke-free rooms. Nobody voted for that.

    If this is PR, you can shove it. Strongly expect that a large majority in the country will say just that tomorrow, as well. Seems that the m*rkets already have.

  548. 548
    Klingsor says:

    Sky reports that Labour will introduce AV immediately WITHOUT A REFERENDUM and then offer PR. AV entrenches Labour’s existing advantage. This is OUTRAGEOUS. Other countries would take to the streets in protest at this undemocratic coup.
    I hate Labour and Lib Dem tarts. This country is being ruined.
    PLUS we’re going to have another unelected PM. What exactly was the point of those television debates?
    Why is BBC and Sky interviewing Libs and Labour spokesmen all the time? Where is there a Con to speak for England?

  549. 549
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Well Nick Clegg i’ll predict the outcome of the talks for you
    You will sell your soul to the devil “Mandelson” you will announce it quite soon now the only thing in the way has now gone
    How’s that for a prediction you little two faced twat !

  550. 550
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Ding Dong! You’re not wrong.

  551. 551
    barefootcontessa says:

    That’s true. Let all the public servants go to the wall.

  552. 552
    Dorian Smith says:

    Is this the best that Labour researchers can do?

  553. 553
    Dack Blog says:

    Or he’s playing both sides.

  554. 554
    Anonymous says:

    Almost right – you see poor old Dave and his Cameroons cannot pull out of sucking up to the LibDems without knowing their days of running the party are over

  555. 555
    fox u says:

    Yes and lord Owen said it was a dishonest deal to go with labour and the limpdinks will suffer for it and i trust Owen more than that pile of rabbit droppings Steal !.

  556. 556
    BillyBob - Stop immigration - reduce crime! says:

    Sounds like a bit of desperation !!!!!

  557. 557
    Anonymous says:

    Yep, total charlatan.

    But if he does deal with Brown rushing through electoral reform, not letting public decide, his credibility will be forever destroyed. We will be bankrupt and at the IMF’s door within weeks. Lib Dems will be toast at the next election.

  558. 558

    So its another unelected Labour Prime Minister then ….

    Democracy’s starting to look like a joke in this country.

  559. 559
    Celtic Pride says:

    Keep signing the cheques, suckers

    Barnett formula – Tidy like!

  560. 560
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Fucking rent a crowd out again outside the Liberal Meeting. so transparently a fucking put up job.

  561. 561
    barefootcontessa says:

    Nick Clogg. A new type of prostitute.

  562. 562
    Tom Tomos says:

    The sight of gloating cabinet members arriving in Downing Street was very unappetising. Vote Gordo, Gleggie or Dave, get… none of them! I’m forming a Cromwellian Party to clear the place out.

  563. 563
    Hang The Bastards says:


  564. 564
    Lib/Lab coup taking place! says:

    Clegg has just said, that with Brown (supposedly) going, he will now enter into coalition talks with Labour.

    Labour and the Lib Dems are scum who are basically mounting a coup of the losers

  565. 565
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Buy tinned food, Krugerrands and shotgun cartridges. Lots and lots of shotgun cartridges.

  566. 566
    Re-elected for the Game says:

    Now tghat’s pushing it just a bit too far!!

  567. 567
    Boom & Bust says:

    So the m*a*r*k*e*t*s* could crash while everyone who it concerned i.e. we taxpayers were busy leaving work or making dinner.

  568. 568
    Von Rumpey says:

    Forward with anti-social-socialism

  569. 569
    peter jackson says:

    Perhaps we should have real electoral reform:

    1. Change the boundaries which have given Labour an unfair electoral advantage in this election.

    2. Get rid of Scottish and Welsh and Northern Ireland representation at Westminster. How many Parliaments do these people want to occupy?

    3. Ensure that the Queen asks the leader of the winning (largest number of seats) party to form a government.

    Are these strange things to ask for??

    Peter Jackson

  570. 570
    Anonymous says:

    Adam Boulton is my new hero.

  571. 571
    Dack Blog says:

    And give me my money back.

  572. 572
    johnny says says:

    Cameron is being dared into forming a minority Government. If he had *any* sense (which I’m not sure he has) he’d let Brown linger on. Plenty of crap in the pipeline.

  573. 573
    Anonymous says:

    6/12 months – it will be either 6/12 weeks after the pound smashes or never – because Clegg as Home Secretary in the National Government will make John Reid look like a pussycat as he fights to stay in power until thier is a PR system that will keep the incumbents in power for ever.

  574. 574
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    McFuck’s more like Freddy Krueger.

  575. 575

    All parties are going to have to cooperate, and if the LibLab deal goes ahead they’ll be completely annihilated at the not too far off GE!

  576. 576
    jiggle says:

    Did anyone else notice that the Lib Dem share of the vote actually fell? How was this an endorsement of PR? Why do journos let the mong and other politicians keep saying that the public voted tor reform the electoral system.

  577. 577
    Anonymous says:

    Adam Boulton shows once and for all how biased Fox (sorry) Sky News is.


  578. 578
    The Sleeper says:

    Clegg has now exposed himself as nothing more than a grubby street Whore who would tout his services to the highest bidder.

    Fine,Mr Clegg…but you will end up like all whores…hated..despised…used by anyone who needs your shabby services ….and bereft of all morals.

    I hope you are content with your conscience

  579. 579
    iain says:

    You want to put trust in the DUP?
    I wouldnt.

  580. 580
    barefootcontessa says:

    He’s fiddled that many expenses in his life even he can’t remember. Nice line in pin striped suits.

  581. 581
    Allan@Aberdeen says:

    Yeah, like ‘middle England’ loves the EU?

  582. 582
    RavingMad says:

    fuck off shitface

    Gordon Brown has delivered his ultimate scorched earth card – if he can’t have something then he’s going to ruin it for everybody else. Think about that for a moment – because that includes you – and now justy piss off and find something useful to do

  583. 583
    Buy Gold and Silver says:

    OK, Clegg gets Brown to publicly state he’s resigning – so that get’s rid of Snotman and leaves the ghastly Labour Party to tear itself to pieces.

    Clegg now goes back to Cameron and comes to an agreement – job done and country saved.

  584. 584
    Hahaha says:

    Time for the conservatives to join alky ada

  585. 585

    He should not fear an early election – there is the basis in latest developments for a sound victory, But he cannot wait – time is not on his side.

  586. 586

    Why, oh why are Labour so deeply desparate to retain power??

    After all they will only be inheriting thier own deeply Poison Chalice.

    Without a doubt they are hiding something really, really bad that has the potential to blow them out of the water, forever??

  587. 587
    Stan Butler says:

    It is now time for you and your family to take cover at once. Because if Labour think they can puch a constitutional change through Parliament there will be fucking riots.

  588. 588
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Totally agree…..

    The Limpdems have shown their true useless colours. They are not interested in the country first … all that matters to them is PR.

    Fucking Hunts…. GO IT ALONE DAVE !

  589. 589
    Anonymous says:

    fat ones?

  590. 590
    Mr Plum says:

    How about brown for chancellor

  591. 591
    Brown's a Tosser says:

    Yep. More for our kids to pay for thanks to Gordon.

  592. 592
    BillyBob - Stop immigration - reduce crime! says:

    Mandy to play no part in the election??? yeah right……..and pigs fly !!

  593. 593
    Wolf says:


  594. 594
    Anonymous says:

    Oh come on surely you can seee this has been Mandelscum’s strategy from day one.

    At the outset of the election the polls were showing a hung parliament. Labour’s manifesto included a promise of voting reform precisely to position for this eventuality and then Brown asisted Cleggmania with his I agree with Nick to blunt Cameron’s image as the agent of change and to draw some of the fire from the Tory press.

    What annoys me is that those silly little boys surrounding Cameron have walked straight into it.

  595. 595
    Tony says:

    Whilst I can’t stand any of them and David Miliband is even worse than Blair, the Tories have been stuffed with 3 goals in extra time.

    You can thank the Israeli ref for passing the Crown to the New Twat.

  596. 596
    Boom & Bust says:

    These barstewards did this deliberartely hoping that by leaving it till late in the day no one would notice the m*a*r*k*e*t*s* free falling.

    Well everyone will know tommorow no matter how hard they try and keep it out of the news.

    Clegg and Mandelson have as good as done a deal if they are playing tricks like this already.

    The Tories have been lead up the garden path.

  597. 597
    Susie says:


    I did the numbers last night and even if there was a free vote for a referendum on PR tomorrow, they still wouldn’t pass it.

    Approx. ±86 Labour MPs would lose their seats (and second home, expenses, salaries, perks which are pretty good even in opposition) with PR so would rebel/abstain. Assuming all LibDems vote for (57) all SNP/Others approx 20 vote for it there is still no chance it would pass.

    Against: 307 + ±86 = 393
    For = ±192

    Solution Dave offers Nick a vote on PR in first 6 months of government.

  598. 598
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    I would!

  599. 599
    Pressed Cock says:

    Gotta agree,

    Nick is swanning around like a dog with 2 dicks at the moment,

    Anyone would have thought, that the piss poor Limps actually won the election…they weren’t even bloody close.

  600. 600
    barefootcontessa says:

    Nick Clogg’s dead meat. Good. Let him deal with two most evil men around – Campbell and Mandelslime.

  601. 601
    Anonymous says:

    Focus on Cameron not Brown!

  602. 602
    Anonymous says:

    what a farce – would be funny if our money was not involved

  603. 603
    Maggie Thatcher's left nipple says:

    Adam Boulton is my hero from this day onwards.
    Alistair Campbell you worthless scum…..can you possibly be any more of a Hunt?

  604. 604
    Unsworth says:

    Bollocks. They’re both fucking Martians.

  605. 605
    Mr Ned says:

    Well Played!!!

    I can only add:

    We’ll see!!!

  606. 606
  607. 607
    Pissed off Kev!!! says:

    What did I tell you? Labour are power crazed lunatics!! They are plotting to put a second PM in row who has not faced the British people in a vote!! So, the Unions and Labour Party vote over the wishes of the people-everyone’s equal but some are more equal than others!!! Very reminiscent of USSR. Bastards like Brown and Milliband have the bare faced cheek to slate people like Mugabe!!! The only hung parliament that’s good is one with the Lib-Lab Bastards swinging from a rope! And they still call Westminster the “Mother of all Parliaments”. Sir Winston must be spinning in his grave like a Tornado…. Don’t call me extreme, this is utter treason and if HM QE2 has the bottle, she’d do well to remind our “representatives” that treason is still a capital crime……

  608. 608
    Celtic Pride says:

    England did in fact vote Tory in the last two elections, but only in terms of numbers of votes cast.

    But, hey! – it’s only democracy. Most votes? Meh…

  609. 609
    Dack Blog says:

    I don’t think my nerves would stand it…

  610. 610
    Wolf says:

    gold is rising

  611. 611
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    He’s a shitter not a fighter.

  612. 612
    barefootcontessa says:

    Revolution time.

  613. 613
    domino says:

    Didn’t a King once try to run England by getting the Scots & Irish to join with him….!!! F*ck them off, way past time to kick the leeches into touch….

  614. 614
    Anonymous says:

    Nice idea if it was an option. It is only an option if Lib/Lab cannot do a deal – are you really confident on that score? Cameron will know this and that if he does not deliver government his days as leader are numbered. My feaar is therefore that he may try to offer the LibDems more.

  615. 615
    Mr Ned says:

    There may be fuck all choice!

  616. 616
    Mrs Crewe says:

    anybody got a link to Boulton ripping Campbell a new one would love to see it again it was a wonderful moment

  617. 617
    cant hunter says:

    I thought you said they were going to be destroyed in May. lets see 6 more months of public sector job creation, of immigration; no action from the boundary commission. Lets face it all we non lefties should be making plans to get out now.

  618. 618
    Snotsicle says:

    Can the English have a referendum for Independence, too?

  619. 619
    Bertha Rochester says:

    5% more? tell ukip to f off then

  620. 620
    Wolf says:

    call Westminster the “Mother Fucker of all Parliaments”

  621. 621
    Lib/Lab coup taking place! says:

    This is a pre-arranged stitch-up between the Lib Dems and Labour. Clegg has been stringing Cameron along.

    Unfortunately for Clegg, Brown is lying again. He will not be resigning as PM before the Autumn and will only go when he is forcibly dragged out.

  622. 622

    Lib Dems Must Be Wary of Leaping into Labours Bed:

  623. 623
    QWERTY says:

    I hope all Liebour get Cancer (and their families) and die.

  624. 624
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Mark Oaten wonders of there’s anyone you would be willing to piss on? Top rates paid.

  625. 625
    BillyBob - Stop immigration - reduce crime! says:

    Bugger the country…… Labour will keep power at any cost !!!!

  626. 626
    Fecking annoyed says:

    Fecking right, wonder how many are paid up members of the Liebour Student tosspots club!. Hate to say it but it was always on the cards that the flip flems were going to stitch us up.
    Flip Flem = Never trust a hippy!!!!

  627. 627
    End of democracy says:

    Things to do this week

    1. Sort out firearms licence
    2. Nip up to Macro to buy 0.5 tonnes of tinned food
    3. Buy lots of bottled water
    4. Stockpile petrol
    5. Buy gold

  628. 628
    Rip Van Winkle says:

    Exactly It really is time to hit the streets. If we don’t anyone right of centre has two options: –

    Leave and take the lot with you, or

    Stand and fight

    Did your parents and grand parents fight a world war and die in their millions for this?

  629. 629
    Down With Brown! says:

    He has resigned from the wrong job. He should have resigned as PM.

  630. 630
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Sky spat: Boulton and Campbell

  631. 631
    Anonymous says:

    I agree Clegg has done this to extract even more concessions from Cameron. And what option does Cameron have? If he does not stitch up the LibDems and deliver government he will not be likely to remain as leader.

  632. 632
    G.Brown says:

    Mummy says you need to be home by 7 for storytime.

  633. 633
    Lib/Lab coup taking place! says:

    Who gives a shit about that when the Lib Dems and Labour are mounting a coup to steal the election.

  634. 634
    Down With Brown! says:

    It wasn’t a resignation. It was negotiation

  635. 635
    Dorian Smith says:

    I suppose you think the BBC is impartial then…..anonymous.

  636. 636
    barefootcontessa says:

    Didn’t you know? We don’t live in a democracy, let alone have PR!

  637. 637
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    The longest resignation in history
    He is like some elderley realative hanging about until the last minute, shitting their pants and costing you a fortune in nursing care rather than doing the decent thing having realised that the game is over and dropping off the perch
    The fat, over made up panto queen who pretented to be OUR Prime Minister

  638. 638
    Boom & Bust says:

    Stalin eventually turned on his own party members.

  639. 639
    Anonymous says:

    If the Labour party agree deal to force through electoral reform, they will never run the country alone again – just to keep Brown in power for 5 months. Fucking power mad bastards.

  640. 640
    shergar says:

    Getting near the time for direct action. England out of the union at the very least!

  641. 641
    Clegg you Slag! says:

    If Brown can get through THIS and survive, he can come up with a reason why the Labour Leadership contest should be suspended/annulled once LibDem sign up to him and he keeps feeding them scraps.

  642. 642
    Fecking annoyed says:

    When do we take to the streets?

  643. 643
    Rip Van Winkle says:

    Who says there’ll be another election? The TV media certainly wouldn’t care as long as we have a ‘progressive’ government. Make that Maoist.

  644. 644
    Wolf says:

    The best bit of boulton v Campbell

  645. 645
    barefootcontessa says:

    Fuck off Newlabour!

  646. 646
    Brown's a Tosser says:

    Fuck off he was standing up for himself and was totally in the right I fucking hate NuLabour trolls.

  647. 647
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    There IS a fucking conspiracy you daft shite!

  648. 648
    Anonymous says:

    Time to get out of the country. I’m booking a ba flight. Oh bugger……….. The unions have us trapped.

  649. 649
    Dack Blog says:


  650. 650
    BillyBob - Stop immigration - reduce crime! says:

    do not be so easy on them…… the fires of hell are waiting !!

  651. 651
    Down With Brown! says:

    Gordon in public “I will back no candidate in the leadership contest.”

    Gordon in private “This is my chance to get my mates Ed Balls and Damien McBride into number 10.”

  652. 652
    Susie says:

    Stock up on cans anyway… the unions are waiting in the wings.

    Last time, we didn’t have the internet and couldn’t home-work. Something they’ve forgotten.

    The transport unions are no friends of this lot, neither are the power/oil workers — pissed off with foreign labour and greenies — they’ll be able to stop the dole cheques to their client state, teachers likewise and possibly health workers too… but it’ll hardly endear them to the very people Labour relies on for support.

  653. 653
    barefootcontessa says:

    + another one.

  654. 654
    shergar says:

    English Parliament now!

  655. 655
    putsch time says:

    Brown is lying and playing games. He is not resigning from anything but just stalling to give the Lib Dems the excuse they want to prop up Labour in govt.

  656. 656
    Anonymous says:

    Unfortunately don’t think the Cameronns will be around at Christmas

  657. 657
    marcus aurelius says:

    why do you need a firearms licence? We all get our Saturday night specials outside Kennington underground innit?

  658. 658

    Marvellous stuff:

  659. 659
    King Karlos says:

    This is a stitch-up. There won’t be a referendum on PR. The twats will use whatever rainbow alliance mash-up they can cook up to change the system and keep the Tory’s out. Brown will rush out the legislation before conference and sell his soul to the smaller parties and the nationalists who’ll lap up a once in a lifetime chance to get a sniff of power. If Clegg falls for it he’s a bigger c unt than Brown.

  660. 660
    Down With Brown! says:

    Tony Bliar was shagging his wife, what do you expect.

  661. 661
    QWERTY says:

    I know this will arouse Lib Dems and lefties but THIS is what will happen to Nick Clegg if he does a deal with Mandelson

  662. 662
    Henry V, Hammer of the LibDums says:

    Al Beeb Radio 4 have just Tories don’t want PR because they would be sent into the political wilderness. No qualification or supporting figures for that claim. No mention of the near 10% bias built into our current system that favours Liebour. No mention of those Scottish Labour MPs who will have to vote on English matters to get anything through the Commons.

    Those is LibDem electoral fairness then? Being held hostage by a political who’s entire membership could be fitted in to Wembley with thousands of seats to spare? They should f*ck off back to Yokel Land.

    PR stuff it!!!!!!!

  663. 663
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Cherie had Henry whacked. Dogs don’t like cats.

  664. 664
    Jack Dromey's brain cell says:


  665. 665
    Christobal says:

    I believe that after talks with the labour Party, Nick Clegg should propose a National Government for a 12 month period. This would allow a Government “of all the talents” to govern, whilst Labour elect a new Leader, and that part of this deal should be a referendum on voting & electoral reform.

    The General Election would be then fought in May 2011 on a revised voting system. I believe this would best serve the National interest at this time.

  666. 666
    Rre-elected for the Game says:

    Now that is pushing it just a tad too far!!

  667. 667
    Down With Brown! says:

    Labour has no respect for democracy. Vote Labour to make your vote not count.

  668. 668
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Grow veg

  669. 669
    Anonymous says:

    I want to have Boulton’s babies.

  670. 670

    Apparently I need to be off air for a while. Watch this space.

  671. 671
    barefootcontessa says:

    They only need UKIP to step down.

  672. 672
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Up the arse?

  673. 673
  674. 674
    Down With Brown! says:

    Use your AV vote to punish Lab/Lib.

    Vote Conservative, then UKIP. Don’t bother to fill in the rest.

  675. 675
    Lightweight Cast Iron says:

    It’s true – England voted Tory at the last two general elections (numbers of votes cast).

    You really can’t blame England for Brown

  676. 676
    King Karlos says:

    That’ll be the floating voters

  677. 677
    Anonymous says:

    Right English folks its time to peacefully protest against the shit ,if it happens.Buy your white material( lots of it ) layout the message and lets demonstrate.Its high time to counter this PR propaganda shit and demonstrate for fair votes for the English, not electoral gerrymandering which will keep the very parties in power we’ve just rejected last Thursday.

    Guido please sort it out the coming together of like minds on this site and lets get our point across.Whos up for a bit of peaceful protest because I certainly am.

  678. 678
    fox u says:

    Yep !!! god i was hoping he was gonna kill alistar Comebell .

  679. 679
    Anonymous says:

    Oh come on this has been the obvious Labour startegy since tghe outset of the election campaign – if those impotent Cameroons did not see it coming they do not deserve to be in power.

  680. 680
    Susie says:

    Champagne’s still on ice until Sam and Dave are in No. 10.

    Disgusting that it’s become this circus. Hundreds of millions lost on the markets this week. Clegg… JUST GROW UP!

  681. 681
    YokshireLad says:

    If there are six blokes in a pub, I’m astonished they haven’t been detained under Prevention of Terrorism legislation!

  682. 682
    Ed says:

    Spot on! I can’t believe all the people naive enough to fall for Brown’s lies.

  683. 683
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Fuckin hit him – go one he’s only a has-been murdering alcoholic, the nation will cheer louder than if Mandy got aids from one of his rentboys.

  684. 684
    Progressive Alliance Bullshit says:

    Let’s put a stop to this argument from Labour that the Tories only won 10 million votes but that 14 million voted against them and for Labour and LibDem

    In 2005 Labour had 9.5 million voting for them and 15 million against(conservative and libdem combine) Labour won 35% of the popular vote Tories 32% and LibDems 22% compared to 2010 Conservatives 36% Labour 29% LibDems 23%,_2005

  685. 685
    barefootcontessa says:

    Hope he’s wearing his bullet proof vest. On the other hand – not.

  686. 686
    Sunday Morning says:

    Listened to Sky and BBC for ages…overloaded with Labour guests…Alastair Campbell’s gone into overdive…. strange omission of the fact that Gordon Brown’s being forced to go to let talks between Libs and Labour progress.

  687. 687
    Down With Brown! says:

    Clegg and the Liberals are whores who will sleep with the highest bidder.

  688. 688
    Zaragon says:

    And Alec Douglas Home only took over because MacMillan was ill and had to stand down – so somewhat different circumstances. He was only PM for a year then held an election which he lost – after which he resigned. No comparison at all.

  689. 689
    The last days of Labour says:

    After my initial joy at this news, a very worrying thought occured to me. Brown’s announcement has come before Lib-Lab talks begin, which suggests that Calamity is going to make a dirty deal with Liebore and Brown’s resignation was a pre-condition of that.

    If we get a Lib-Lab coalition and an unelected Labour PM AGAIN, we should take to the streets. The Tories got 2m votes more than Labour. They have the right to form the government. Labour can fuck off.

  690. 690
    Unga says:


  691. 691
    RavingMad says:

    is that you Alastair – poor loser aren’t you – now fuck off you tawdry ex mirror columist

  692. 692
    Henry Crun says:

    More like Look the Other Way, Talk Shite, and Listen to Ladies do a Wee Wee.

  693. 693
    Pressed Cock says:

    It’s the right thing to do, in a future, fair for all.

  694. 694
    lolol says:

    Try above comment 587

  695. 695
    Nick Griffin Was Right says:

    English parliament for the English.

  696. 696
    Voting only encourages them says:

    no; they did it late because the Tories had started to send the mood music that it was all coming together nicely.

    I suspect that GB had been told to bite the bullet earlier in the day but held out for as long as possible. Only once the LD quote appeared on SKY that a deal was expected ‘by the end of the week’ did he need to put a spoke in the wheel.

    Look at GB’s face during the statement – it is reminiscent of a certain constantly re-subtitled film about life in a bunker somewhere.

    C’mon someone must be doing a new one …

  697. 697
    God save us. says:

    If the Tories had half a brain they would go for an English parliament.
    As for the news of a lib/lab pact.
    It has a silver lining.
    Cameron will be sacked.
    Always look on the bright side of life.

  698. 698
    Mrs Crewe says:

    cos after Mctwat puts a kibocsh on the Con/Lib coalition I need something to cheer me up

  699. 699
    Engineer says:

    That is long, long overdue. Adam Boulton speaks for many, many people in the UK.

  700. 700
  701. 701
    QWERTY says:

    Anon, stick to raping kids.

  702. 702
    G.Brown says:

    Its my ball and im going home

  703. 703
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Bollocks. We are now in the midst of the greatest political stitch up in modern history.

  704. 704
    Fish says:

    batter beardies

  705. 705
    Cockney Geezer says:

    Don’t forget Cambells’ brain has broken on more than one occasion, it is a defective piece of equipment. Adam Boulton shouldn’t bother trying to reason with a loon.

  706. 706
    We are all doomed says:

    Whilst I agree it ain’t going to happen.

  707. 707
    Anonymous says:

    Boulton for PM! What a hero when compared with skanky reptilian Labour shits. Clegg’s just made the biggest mistake of his life -annihilation at the next election – which will be within the year.

  708. 708
    Down With Brown! says:

    The ultimate tongue in arse moment from ugly Whelan:

  709. 709
    End of democracy says:

    I’m free the rest of the week.

    Let’s go one better than Greece/Thailand.

  710. 710
    cant hunter says:

    Surely Cleggs position is becoming untenable . He has no autonomy and his executive ( is that what its called) have just refused to accept his lack of precondition withthe Tories over PR. How can he continue; sad to say if he does pursue the Lab/Lib path his career will be over.

  711. 711
    Anonymous says:

    But he can’t he is a wwell mannered boy who has spent A LIFETIME FOLLOWING THE RULES

  712. 712
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    The national interest? Watch the markets tomorrow……The whole world will be selling this market short.

  713. 713
    Cluelesstwat says:


    Guido hope you are sorting out some kind of bloody protest against this???Is anyone???

    Basically most of the people who voted mainly for the ‘party who lost the least’ are about to get stuffed. As well as any normal person who can figure out that Lib/Lab/nationalist/randoms means total chaos while the country goes up the swanny.

  714. 714
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Fucking whore is too busy counting her money.

  715. 715
    Wolf says:

    I don’t want him to reason with him I want him to nut him

  716. 716
    Down With Brown! says:

    Don’t get married to the Liberals. They’ll go and shag your worst enemy on the night before the wedding.

  717. 717
    mort says:

    so really we resume normal programming as of today.. they matter we all don’t…..

  718. 718
    Busted Nokia says:

    if that happens then it is all over – the left will run the country for decades and print money to pay for everything. Time to seriously consider moving countries

  719. 719
    barefootcontessa says:

    An all time loser now. Great.

  720. 720
    God save us. says:

    Lets hope we see an actual Tory lead the Conservatives into it.

  721. 721
    Anonymous says:

    You’re right. Surely everyone can see them now for what they are and kick the shit out of them at the coming election.

  722. 722
    Anonymous says:

    Typical we give them an opportunity to co-operate and some liberal geek wants to run the place with liebour.

  723. 723
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    I have bought a black “yoot”
    Given him a machete so he can defend the homestead from other *coughs* “coloured gentlemen”
    Got some tyres and Petrol in case the heating goes off (they burn well when wrapped around a slaves neck) and can rip his teeth out as I tear the chains from his neck and render the gold over the BBQ
    Not sure what they taste like though so have bought lots of beans

  724. 724
    ST says:

    What in the name of fuck? Does this mean we’re going toget a PM who wasn’t part of the debates etc etc??

    The country will not wear it: Labour and the Libs will pay a heavy price.

    To summarise: A coallition of losers, headed by a man with no mandate.

    Right boys and girls its time to start crushing some gonads. Starting with that smug fuck Evan Harris.

  725. 725
    Anonymous says:

    Just done it also. Stand up for Adam.

  726. 726
    Anonymous says:

    A coalition of the losing parties, led by a man who was unelected before the election and who lost the election itself, ganging up out of sheer power-hungry greed (and spite to the tories) so that they can spike the next election in their favour after kicking out the elected government is not going to be accepted.

    If this happens, there *WILL* be riots, the like of which we’ve never seen before. It’ll make the poll tax riots look like a country picnic. The English will take back their own country, the UK will be no more.

    Send in the tanks. This has gone far enough.

  727. 727
    Down With Brown! says:

    Mandelson is the 31st person to get into bed with Clegg.

  728. 728
    Jaded63 says:

    It is now absolutely clear that the Limp Dicks have been negotiating in bad faith with the Tories.

    Those LDs will be absolutely crucified at the next election.

  729. 729
    fox u says:

    Hey dip when you suddenly find a over whelming need to say stuff just think =
    Is what i am about to say
    b. total bolloc8s
    or c. deserving of a good kicking in the face!.

  730. 730
    Spartacus says:

    Im Adam Boulton!

  731. 731
    barefootcontessa says:

    I’m shouting that too!

  732. 732
    The Sleeper says:

    I have several shotguns and about 3000 cartridges ready to be used….

    Anyone up for it????

  733. 733
    RavingMad says:

    Brown has only stepped down (not resigned) as the leader of new labour. The wording is important. He has not stepped down (resigned) as prime minister

  734. 734
    mort says:

    umm least it makes it simplez, better than yer best friend or sister in my ex-near wife’s case!

  735. 735
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Jack Straw’s dad certainly didn’t.

  736. 736
    Sir Robert Mugabe says:

    Dis graate moove by your best leadah, Lord Gordon Brown, he really throw de spaniard in de works. Brillyant maan.
    He also lissnin to de smart man from dis Huntrie, did Mistah Hain-persun who cooked de whol ting up and sold it to de Campbell and de Mandelson….
    De fish-man frum Scootland also talked to de Hain man.
    But in mah respekkful vyew, not enough baseball bat on de playahs, dey all need da bruised boddy to get into de real politics. If dey can’t sort it out by de baseball bat, den use de car crash method, it wurk real good, but get de big Lelland lorry do do it furst.

    PS: I shook dat man Straw’s hand once…..

  737. 737
    OiOi says:

    Arn’t those demos ilegal,thought people had to get a permit?

  738. 738
    AC1 says:

    To the airports morelike.

    Find Galts’ Gulch.

  739. 739
    jgm2 says:

    No there won’t. Only Labour-UNITE do riots and flash-mobs.

    Tories have million man marches to save fox-hunting without a single arrest.

    That’s why the Tories get ignored.

  740. 740
    Bertha Rochester says:

    oh good -then they’ll all f off to Tuscany for three months and the english will riot

  741. 741
    Wolf says:

    Fuck off Fawkes well come General Fawkes.So were shall the northern army meet up then fatso?

  742. 742
    Down With Brown! says:

    Let this be Gordon Brown’s epitaph:

  743. 743
    fox u says:

    P.s shothruhisbutt labour only pay up till 6 ! nob!

  744. 744
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Eu type government. Unelected, corrupt, greedy

  745. 745
    Time To Go Gordon says:

    When the fuck are the Tories going to play the English Card? Most of the laws passed in parliament only affect England where the Tories have a MAJORITY of seats. Meanwhile the celtic fringe are going to run England at the same time as having their own parliament!!! When are the English going to stand up and be counted. What the fuck is the point in elections if the government can lose, stay in power and the public just accept it?

  746. 746
    King Karlos says:

    Campbell makes Malcolm Tucker look like a half decent bloke.

  747. 747
    mort says:

    think you may hit over 2k on this one guido!

  748. 748
    TH Robin Cock says:

    Good idea. A referendum on EUSSR by the tories would render UKIP unnecessary anyway.

  749. 749
    barefootcontessa says:

    Alistair Campbell and Mandelslime – they would do anything for the country as long as it served themselves!

  750. 750
    scrumpy bob says:

    Latest news from Sky is that Brown is planning to impose the Alternative Vote system without recourse to a referendum if he can broker a deal with Clegg. The tories need immediate official confirmation or denial before they make their next move. If the imposition of AV is on the cards and the Lib Dems are prepared to accept such an outrage then Cameron should form a minority government and let the electorate pass judgement on this Lib-Lab stitch up at the earliest opportunity.

  751. 751
    The last days of Labour says:

    Whose death would you celebrate most?

    Jonah McRuin
    Bad Al Campbell
    Lord Mandelc-unt
    Blinky Balls
    David Millipede
    Harriet Dromey

  752. 752
    Anonymous says:

    Umm you do know you need a majority of seats to form government in a westminster system. You might be thinking of the West Wing

  753. 753
    Lord Carrington's Binoculars says:

    There’s a reason for this Very Celtic Coup…if there’d been a Orange Book-Con pact, there would have been 10 percent fewer MPs, equal-sized seats and funding rules that stopped the unions from paying to prop up Labour. Labour would have become a rump.

    Make no mistake boys, we are witnessing a genuine anti-democratic coup to try and legislate the centre-right into permanent opposition. It’s as serious as that.

  754. 754
    Down With Brown! says:

    Clegg is a taxi for hire!!!

  755. 755
    White Star Line says:

    There are some issues with the arrangement of the deckchairs.

  756. 756
    barefootcontessa says:

    I’ll be there.

  757. 757

    what election?

  758. 758
    Cockney Geezer says:

    Fair enough. Bridge of the nose usually gets the job done.

  759. 759
    jgm2 says:

    Absolutely. You can never nail down Brown because he’ll always find an interpretation that, in retrospect (and in his fucked-up head) explains why he’s reneged on what he said in the past.

    It’ll be your misunderstanding rather than his bare-faced lie.

    We’ve had 13 years of it and thanks to the BBC and Labour lies we’re looking at a few more months if not years of it.

  760. 760
    mort says:

    sky news: party and country first …. brown ever said that .. wtf is he on his death bed.. not a fucking chance!!!!

  761. 761
    Progressive Alliance Bullshit says:

    Pity Boulton has only just grown a set after 13 years of allowing Campbell to spin Labour lies.

  762. 762
    Rip Van Winkle says:

    jgm2. They haven’t got six months. With the PIIGS now secure (at least for the next 6 months!), who do you think the bond market will be after next?

    Brown is running out of manoeuvre room. The markets will tell him what needs doing – not the other way round. I’ll give it 8 weeks max. But, when it happens, it will be two or three days from top to bottom.

  763. 763
    Richard Cheese says:

    This is a gift for the Tories. A dodgy left coalition where the English get f*cked and are with yet another unelected PM. Plus for once, Labour will have to impliment the cuts and take FULL responsibility for the sh*t we’re in.

    There’ll be 307 Tory MP’s in opposition that will make lives hell for the other side of the Chamber . As long as the Tories don’t implode, there’ll be an election within 24 months and the electorate will grant Cameron his majority.

    Keep the Faith.

  764. 764
    Seth the pig farmer says:

    Cameron needs to get out there and take control of the situation. Every second that he does nothing he is getting damaged.

    He has got to say that either the Libs work with him or that any other mash up of the losers is illigitimate.

    Surely he can get 20 votes out of the celtic fringe?

  765. 765
    Ivor Biggun says:

    England elected a majority of Labour MPs in 97, 01 and 05. Simple as that.

    Number of votes cast is irrelevant under our electoral system, but in any event, in 97, 01 and 05 the result in England was nothing to do with Scotland (however much you dislike this truth), which is where we came in with Morris Minor’s ignorant and illiterate spewings.

  766. 766
    Fritz says:

    Yes – they were Germans.

  767. 767

    …and all this on the 70th anniversary of Winston Churchill becoming the wartime PM.

    O tempura! O morels!

  768. 768
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Campbell is a Scottish name – there’s jock in Ally’s makeup somewhere. I hope you understand that I refuse to accept that there is anything English in slimeball’s ancestry except if presented with documentary proof.

  769. 769
    barrackroomlawyer says:

    Why does Clegg, who’s crappy little party did lousy in the GE, think HE can hold the country to ransom self important prick

    I used to think he was a decent guy now I see he’s like all of the rest a self seeking self interest piece of shite

    Mind you it’s what I’m hoping for a liblab pact can’t wait until the wheels fall off when Vincy boy screws up the finances even more than Brown & both parties suffer oblivion at the polls. It’ll be so bad they’ll have to invent an opposition

  770. 770
    emil says:

    It’s only supporters of the “progressive” parties that riot and demonstrate. The rest of us will just grin and bear it, and ironically many will blame Cameron for this royal stitch up.

  771. 771
  772. 772
    barefootcontessa says:

    Dave, for god’s sake start playing dirty. We all know you’re ‘ well brought up’ but you have to fight fire with fire.

  773. 773
    Susie says:

    They really are the Nazgul… dead evil kings who won’t die.

  774. 774
    Snotsicle says:

    Air Canada & Swiss are still working fine.

  775. 775
    Sir William Waad says:

    “Stand not upon the order of your going,
    But go at once.”
    – William Shakespeare, Macbeth, 3.4

  776. 776

    Tough for him to do that when the Beeb have all but eliminated Tory voices from their channels.

  777. 777
    cant hunter says:

    Its time the Queen showed some, er, resolve, and accept Brown’s resignation and then send for Cameron. Hasn’t Brenda been imposed upon enough by Labour, such as the solicitor general business and the way she agreed to Blair’s request to allow Campbell and other political appointees to instruct the Crown’s servants.

  778. 778
  779. 779
    Seth the pig farmer says:

    not if they have “fixed” the voting system by then….

  780. 780
    Anarchist says:


  781. 781
    jaf says:

    Please please please….can you let me in, I will help with the revolution….just I cannot bear to be left in Scotland without you…we are not all bad! Honest!!

    Your anger is totally warranted…this is a disgrace….I am embarrassed to be Scottish, proud to be British. But we can only retain that pride by doing something about this NOW

  782. 782
    Nick Griffin says:

    Ha Har Har Har Har ha ha.oh the belly aching pain of this laugh. I warned you

  783. 783
    vote early- vote often says:

    yeah – that little demo the other day just show y’all. Trying to hold the country and its economic state to ransom over electoral reform. No system is perfect but let’s get the priorities right otherwise LebDims will look like the dog in the manger they are.

  784. 784
    The Sleeper says:

    What would be the outcome of another GE this week,after the electorate have witnessed the shameful political shenanigans of the past few days?

    Cameron has played an honourable game.

    Clegg is no more than a cheap whore

    Brown and Labour have exposed themselves as power crazed dictators.

    I would call it as a landslide for Cameron…if he stays as leader.

  785. 785
    Anonymous says:


  786. 786
    Mathew Amawillywally says:

    Our Paxmanator would’ve done for that twerp, Campbell.

    Now, who’s doing my blusher?

  787. 787
    Just stating the obvious says:

    Labour will only agree AV+ NOT full PR and that’s if they can get the legislation to hold a referendum through Parliament and then manage to run the referendum to get a YES vote.It’ll take months by which time there will be another election called by the new Labour PM or forced by Camron and the LibDems will have allowed themselves to be fucked on a promise of marriage that will never happen.Clegg is a naive fool but let’s face it what can you expect from his party of weirdie-beardie sandal wearing lefties ??

  788. 788
    Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here says:

    Look for cheap flights out of the country or stay and fight those are your only options now.

  789. 789
    Ex Libris says:

    Or his enobled wifey, another unelected leech….

  790. 790
    lolol says:

    The NuCons are still playing up and play the game while Liebour and Libdums have just taken over Britain by force,Cameron sort it out and stop fuckin about you useless tosser.

  791. 791
    Down With Brown! says:

    The Labour party.

  792. 792
    Zaragon says:

    No he can’t. If Brown can command a majority in Parliament he remains PM and his government continues. End of story.

  793. 793
    Anonymous says:

    In the last one would have been better.

  794. 794
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Wrong! We non-lefties should be making plans to get lefties out now – starting with the Leader of the Conservative Party.

  795. 795
    Nick Griffin says:

    Listen to me now.

  796. 796
    mort says:

    oh sorry for being so boring btw, brown on his death described person..for all you else) with dagger hanging over head. : brown you would never dare i am the son of the manse.!: man(non described person..for all you else).: ” Die You fucking one eyed waste of air”… scene fade with sounds of a sharp large knife thudding into wood thru flesh.. you all know that kinda squishy thud noise…

    scene cuts away to harman leaving hand in hand with balls(up to you how you see that in your own mind)

  797. 797
    Robert Mugabe says:

    You hit the nail right on the head. New Labour has learnt a lot from Zanu PF.

  798. 798
    Universal Hiss says:

    arrgh. I’ve just seen the news.The worst possible senario.

    That’s it. I’m going to seek JSA & anything else I can lay my hands on.

    No. Rent the house to 20 Somalians.Pocket all the lovely housing benfit & fuck off to buy a cheap Spanish house.

    What a fucking country.

  799. 799
    ByeBye says:

    It’s times like this I am glad I emigrated

  800. 800
    TH Robin Cock says:

    Save two shots for Clegg too. One for each face.

  801. 801
    barefootcontessa says:

    Me too.

  802. 802
    Yarnefromhorsham says:

    I agree with “Brown’s a Tosser” 5.12pm and others. Walk away DC let Labour and LibDems form a government and see how long it lasts. At the next election in July they will both be blown away.

  803. 803
    Rip Van Winkle says:


    Get on the streets – in numbers. When you’ve nothing to lose, you lose it.

  804. 804
    Biffo says:

    I always thought the whores selling their souls for a bit of power were in the Labour Party – seems like the Lib Dems now have at least one – Nick Clegg. Nick Clegg – the man? who shafted the country over the EU Referendum vote & now betrays us again by getting into bed with Brown & Labour. A British govt headed up by two sub prime losers (election losers that is)?

  805. 805
    Down With Brown! says:

    Labour did that with postal votes a long time ago.

  806. 806
    Anonymous says:

    I agree with your last comment but he could claim the right to form a minority government. An early election would be good for the Tories in these conditions. They should not listen to senior bureaucrats inventing new constitutional rules to protect their Labour masters in the attempt to destroy the Tories forever.

  807. 807
    Anonymous says:

    Our party has been stuffed by a bunch on ssilly little boys who wanted to play politics and you want to do more subtitles for Downfall? You don’t happen to live in Notting Hill do you?

  808. 808
    Dick Robinson says:

    Bradby just accused Nick Clegg of opening up an auction during an economic crisis. Said a lot of MPs from both parties not impressed.

  809. 809
    Another ashamed Scotsman says:

    You are not alone.

  810. 810
    Richard Cheese says:

    That “fix” of the voting system that over a third of Labour MP’s don’t want?

    All of these events, IMO, show that PR / Coalitions are a croc of sh*t. Bring on the referendum!

  811. 811
    Dreary Steeples says:

    How can Nick do a deal with a party when he does not know who will be leading it several months down the line.

  812. 812
    Bye by England, you're screwed says:



  813. 813
    Martin Day says:

    I miss Gordon.

  814. 814
    Anonymous says:

    Absolutely. This is a move to ensure a permanent elected dictatorship.

  815. 815
    ST says:

    Okay lets calm down re the Lib Dems – the talks are still going on. But if Cleggy wants a deal with the Cons and he’s now dangling a Lib-Lab coalition in front of his activists – which do you think they’ll go for?

  816. 816
    Summer of Rage (2010 edition) says:

    Totally fake, staged Psy-ops.

    Let’s all riott!


  817. 817
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Aaaah The [by now] infamous bust up..
    (thanks TT)

    Boulton has a valid arguement
    Campbell was saying the exact same thing “calm down” to AB on election night
    He really is a typical Liebour stooge – don’t answer the question and shout down the interviewer.

    Wish Boulton had lamped him one.

  818. 818
    cant hunter says:

    But why are the BBC talking to him ? Who elected him ? Whom does he represent ?

  819. 819
    PDM says:

    “I actually care about this country”

    Fucking beauty, get in Boulton!

  820. 820
    Down With Brown! says:

    Was Alistair Campbell shagging Mrs Boulton as well?

  821. 821
    BillyBob - Stop immigration - reduce crime! says:

    agree 100%

  822. 822
    lolol says:

    Wayne and Waynetta wouldn’t notice anything,the only time they will take notice is when the go on holiday to Aya Napa and find the pound is more expensive the Euro,then they will moan otherwise everything else is confusing for them.

  823. 823
    vote early- vote often says:

    and the Scat Nits are in for the country too -only that the country is scatland – do not rely on them -

  824. 824
    Zaragon says:

    I agree – time to freeze the offer. It is what it is. Take it or leave it. If Clegg wants to join the Brown government fine – go ahead.

  825. 825
    mort says:

    you only want 20 , i am in tower hamlets i can do 40 for the price of 10 at the mo! same deal going for the morley and other places…call me .. name is … whelan

  826. 826
    Anonymous says:

    How true – Bet the BBC won’t play this.

  827. 827
    Bertha Rochester says:

    yes but Jonah’s involved nuff said

  828. 828
    BillyBob - Stop immigration - reduce crime! says:

    National needs before party …………. or libby dems are going to be stuffed !!

  829. 829
    Nick Griffin says:

    you thought we were the vicious far right and it was the labour party all the time

  830. 830
    Pig Sick says:

    Bolton Should Have twatted him

  831. 831
    Dreary Steeples says:

    How can Nick do a deal with a party when he does not know who will be leading it several months down the line?

  832. 832
    disaffected says:

    Labour and the Lib Dems , two lots of lossers .
    Now chancers.
    The LDS are hateful little muppets who cant ever win cos they arent up to it.
    How dare they try to pretend their antics are anything to do with ” the good of the country ”
    The Conservatives need to drop any futher discusssions and let the country ( and the press ) see what a load of sneeks the two sets of communists really are .

  833. 833
    Down With Brown! says:

    Brady is fantastic. At times he talks like a co-conspirator.

  834. 834
    barefootcontessa says:

    What about the people? Have any of them ever given even a passing thought to that?

  835. 835
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Gordon Brown resigns, with strings attached.

  836. 836
    Anonymous says:

    And thank you too Dorian Smith (ho ho)

  837. 837
    TH Robin Cock says:

    Arise Lord Clegg

  838. 838
    Biffo says:

    They were actually 3rd (rate). Bring back Charles Kennedy – he may have been a drunk but he had principles & integrity which is more than Clegg has.

  839. 839
    Wolf says:

    Did Clegg scare Cam into an offer?

  840. 840
    OiOi says:

    Clegg is camerons cock holster.

  841. 841
    Maggie Thatcher's left nipple says:

    Considering how high profile Guido’s blog is, you HAVE to assume that people within the Tory party are at least somewhat aware of the rage that is being expressed here, and on other blogs, over how the thieving bastard labour Hunts are trying to steal this election.

    Hello ? Are you guys reading this???
    Are you aware that you just got played, as they say in America?

    The only reason why the Conservatives don’t have a majority now is because of Labour’s meddling & rigging of the system over the last few years. Labour won more seats with LESS of a percentage of the popular vote in 2005! This time round, the Tories won 36% of the vote, yet ended up with fewer seats than needed to get an outright majority. What an absolute scandal!
    So stop all this rubbish about how “no one has a majority, so Labour have just as much moral authority to rule as anyone else” !! You rigged the system, and yet you still managed to get your arses kicked in the election, and now you’re trying to steal the victory.
    Shame on you!
    May you all burn in hell.

  842. 842
    lololol says:

  843. 843
    Buy Gold and Silver says:

    Yes, Cameron is in a tough spot but I just hope any ConLib pact can last long enough for me to sit back and watch a vicious cannibalistic suicidal fight to the death of the Labour hell monster – would make for an enjoyable summer – then there would only be 2 parties left for a “decider” election. Sounds good to me.

  844. 844
    Daddy Whats An Englishman? says:

    The English have been so throughly fucked over the last eighty years that it is time to call in the UN and put them on the protected species list.

  845. 845
    The Thing says:

    Where the fuck is Guido..? This is old news by now. Turn on AB on Sky on the hour.

  846. 846
    You Couldn't Make It Up says:

    First sensible thing any politician or commentator has said all day! I just hope he’s right.

  847. 847
    Anonymous says:

    Such a pity that Cameron is so weak and embarked upon such a wishy-washy campaign, For the survival of the Tory Party ned should press ahead with a minority government without fear and stop taking advice from his drippy cronies Osborne and Letwin.

  848. 848
    Dick Robinson says:

    Printing money, smearing of dissenters, electoral fraud, people being denied votes and now back room stitch ups even though he lost. You taught him well, Pappa Bob.

  849. 849
  850. 850
    Zaragon says:

    Don’t think so. There would have been a leadership contest in the autumn anyway and Brown would have lost – if foolish enough to stand .

  851. 851
    Ex Libris says:

    This country is just a laughing stock. Is there not a single Conservative with a working pair of round spherical objects?????

    I am sure dave is a lovely boy, well mannered, treats his wife and family well and wants a decent country for us all, but he needs to stand up and show some outrage.

    If he doesn’t, then perhaps ZanuMcLiebour won’t be the only party needing a new leader. Where the Hell is David Davis??! Jeez, even Lord Tebbit has more testosterone….

    Right, off to Tesco to stock up on tins for one’s own bunker.

  852. 852
    The last days of Labour says:

    807 comments in just under 2hrs. That must be a record on this blog! News of Gordon’s imminent demise always draws a crowd!

  853. 853
    chortle says:

    he does


  854. 854
    The Sleeper says:

    Cameron has offered Clegg a referendum on AV..his ‘final’ offer…

    Not PR..only AV.

  855. 855
    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    They don’t care. ITV had it spot on, they will all get together and pass ONE law, electoral reform then call an election.

    Thing is many Liebour MP’s oppose it and a lot of them could suffer in a new election.

  856. 856
    Down With Brown! says:

    Brown is a Hunt.

  857. 857
  858. 858
    Hitler's Ghost says:

    You won the war for nothing!

    I did less damage than these Hunts.

    We are all laughing at you now.

  859. 859

    How do you find enough time to write this blog ?!?

  860. 860

    Brady is actually the Beast of Camberwell.

  861. 861
    Ape Knee says:

    That’s more than a tad unfair to chimps.

  862. 862
    Bullford Wiggins says:

    Gawd Guido!


    Did you actually listen to what he said before you came prematurely?

    The man is a total megalomaniac and will never resign.

  863. 863
    percy says:

    You are correct, and I think Guido is the man to do it.

  864. 864
    Rip Van Winkle says:

    Once again – time to take to the streets. Greece? Let’s show ‘em what a real demo looks like.

  865. 865
    Down With Brown! says:

    Team Lib/Lab would give us the Euro before you could say “Clegg MEP Commissioner Mandelson combo.”

  866. 866
    CCHQ TONIGHT says:

  867. 867
    Biffo says:

    Stable & principled? That knocks the current lot out doesn’t it?

  868. 868
    Anonymous says:

    Now you tell us.

  869. 869
    mort says:

    anyone whose primary colour is yellow and when you blend it it makes slightly orange makes for a bunch of chicken shit wankers… no cleggy doesn’t he lost worse than brown based on %% from pissed up i don’t care ginga last time…

    leave the carpet tiles alone… and lets just let the whole thing go to another election and see how the orange fellows come out… not really good i would guess.

  870. 870
    pog says:

    no he hasn’t

  871. 871
    God save us. says:

    Cameron’s showing his true colours.
    No referendum on Lisbon or in or out of Europe but we can have a referendum on PR so the b can get his feet inside No 10.
    What does it say!
    Why I and others voted UKIP and not Tory.
    Cameron is actually a pro EU Lib Dem with a Conservative rosette.
    Not even a tru blu one after his reign as leader.

  872. 872
    Jock McJock says:

    Hellooooo from up North.

    This is buried away at the bottom so ye canny find it.

    Tractor Stats for you…..

    LibDems are 2nd in 241 seats. Of this 241 they are second to Tories in 166 seats – q.e.d. if they do a deal with the Tories then there is no LibDem alternative voice there – so the deal wont happen.

    Tories are a MINORITY REGIONAL party bit like the SNP – except with nae mandate to govern. I hear Alex Salmon is offering Dave some lessons on how to put together a minority government…….

    So if you want to get into power again ye’ll need to get rid of us Jocks and our 41 Labour, 11 Liberal and 6 SNP seats. Then you might get a turn in number 10 – if the LibDems haven’t sewn it up by then.

    Oh that Jock reject Cameron! You can keep him. He was useless

  873. 873
    Harold Wilson says:

    I’m glad I’m dead

  874. 874
    Pig sick of Labour says:

    Great stuff from Boulton!! At long last the vast nexus of socialist bullshit is being challenged.

  875. 875
    Albert Pierrepoint says:

    It doesn`t fit into the Tories communitarian and corporatist EU agenda so it won`t happen. Another shiny salesman mouthing platitudes and “change” would be found even if Cameron was sacked. If you need my services after the revolution, give me a call.

  876. 876
    mort says:

    btw brown goes we need another vote NOW

  877. 877
    Down With Brown! says:

    Imagine the joy if someone had shot the wanker.

  878. 878
    MrChickenPants says:

    If there is Lib-Lab agreement and PR is introduced surely that will condemn us all to a permanent socialist coalition.

  879. 879
    Susie says:

    Yes Guido. Everyone.

    I am up for it. Get everybody, Countryside Alliance, ELF – the lot.

  880. 880
    Anonymous says:

    He can’t because that will be the end of the Cameroons

  881. 881
    You Couldn't Make It Up says:

    Exactly, There is NO MANDATE for PR. End of

  882. 882
    Clegg you Slag! says:

    We need a Massive, Massive Facebook Group.

    When England get knocked out of the World Cup we converge on every statement of Democracy and totally fucking trash it.

  883. 883
    The Sleeper says:

    Oh yes he has.

  884. 884
    Unsworth says:

    Yeah but he’s a closet Jock. Plays the bagpipes, eats haggis, drinks scotch, got the saltire tattooed on his cock.

  885. 885
    comedy thy name is Dave says:

    some 50% only voted for call me Dave to get rid of Brown
    forget about that did you?

  886. 886
    Busted Nokia says:

    also agree – difficult to trust LibDems in the future if this is how they behave – just imagine the mischief they would cause in a libcon pact.

  887. 887
    Down With Brown! says:

    Guido’s getting his cash out of sterling and his assets out of the UK. Watch the markets crash tomorrow at the thought of a great leftie coalition.

  888. 888
    Anonymous says:

    He reads this site you know.

  889. 889
    Angermouse and The Progessives says:

    The big Lib/Lab stitch up is on the way…


    Stitch me up
    Before you go go
    Don’t leave me hanging on like a yo-yo

    Stitch me up
    Before you go go
    And fuck democracy

    Whooo! I wana see you Higheeeeeeeee!

  890. 890
    Albert Pierrepoint says:

    It`s like being a kid in a sweetshop.

  891. 891
    Tory Reality Check says:

    For REAL Tories the big news issue is not Brown or Clegg, it is Cameron.

  892. 892
    jiggle says:

    Really wish Boulton had decked him, looked like he really was on the verge. When is Campbell going to go on trial for his lies, treason and part in events leading up to Dr Kelly’s suicide/murder?

    And what happened to those doctors who wanted to re-examine the evidence etc regarding his death? Never heard more about them…?

  893. 893
    Anonymous says:

    On the votes of last week it would result in a reduction in seats to us and an increase for Labour and the Lib Dems. The Cameroons are making the offer to save their own skin.

  894. 894

    Guido is at present in formal talks with Plaid Cwymru with a view to forming a Guinness and Double Dragon coalition.

  895. 895
    Snotrocket says:

    I’ve just listened to (what I suspect was NOT an edited version) the snot gobbler on Chan 4 saying that ‘IF’ – get that peoples, he said ‘IF’ – he gets a coalition with the Lib Dems, he will step aside – as the leader of the Labour Party. If he gets his coalition, I would be willing to bet that he is still in office, save for a no confidence vote, at Christmas.

  896. 896
    barefootcontessa says:

    Yes, lets.

  897. 897
    Down With Brown! says:

    AV = a totally crap system.

  898. 898
    Indigo says:

    Nick Clegg has been pegged out in the sun by Mandelson and Campbell. I really believe that – what a simpleton.

  899. 899
    Anonymous says:

    plummeted? hardly.

  900. 900
    Anonymous says:

    Yes it certainly will – we need to put pressure on that idiot Cameron.

  901. 901
    concrete pump says:

    Thread wouldn’t cope.

  902. 902
    Anonymous says:

    I didn’t vote “Progressive Alliance”, either. Didn’t even see them on the ballot paper.

  903. 903
    cant hunter says:

    For heavens sake, stop going on about it and please someone make it available to the rest of us.

  904. 904
    barefootcontessa says:

    The BBC (or someone within the BBC) love him.

  905. 905
    Anonymous says:

    Cleggy is now sitting on the Devils shoulder, is he the new Anty-Christ? He is playing a dangerous game for a boy, his integrity could be in tatters from herein.

  906. 906
    Anonymous says:

    Yes we do!

  907. 907
    Anonymous says:

    We need these guys to mobilise

    English Democrats

  908. 908
    Anonymous says:

    Tory counter offer (the last they will offer ) a referendum on AV electoral reform.Very good Dave this will make the Libs look treacherous if they take Gordos offer( AV imposed without a referendum by a parliamentry majority).But do the Libs care about being treacherous.Will shall see.

  909. 909
    barefootcontessa says:

    Yes, rip it apart.

  910. 910
    Bob says:

    I had a good teacher.your royal family

  911. 911
    Anonymous says:

    He ain’t a fixture in the Scottish parliament , but he belongs amongst the never-has -beens that the BBBC appear to churn out on a regular basis.
    Every time I see him I think of Spitting Image and wish it was back on the telly to give the shower of wasters in Westminster something to worry about.
    BTW why was anyone interviewing A Campbell?
    Why has he been feted?
    I’m getting utterly pissed off with the steady conga line of ” experts” put up by the BBBC ,none of whom I consider experts on anything.
    That includes A Marr and N Robinson.

  912. 912

    I told you, I told you, I fucking told you all – AV. It’s all about AV. For months the libdems and labour have been changing their language, they stopped talking about proportional representationa dn started talking about “fair votes”. I watched their language and could *see* that they were conspiring together, no matter the pretence at combat. These motherfuckers are stealing this election, and every subsequent one. It is happening now. It is happening in front of our eyes. The scum at the BBC are talking about “proportional voting”, and “electoral reform” when what is being plotted is an imposed system that will see labour remain in power forever.

    For fucking ever. Getting it? Can you see what it is yet?

    This is how it looks when a country slides into fascism – this is what you read in the papers and see on the telly. This is the feeling your have in your guts when you’re wondering if you could have done something earlier, when you wonder what you can do today. This is the moment when you realise all the piddling party bullshit was a smokescreen, a scam, when behind the scenes, for decades, the plans were being hatched.

    Did you ever wonder? If you’re a bright inquisitive person you probably have. Did you ever wonder what it was like in Germany, as the slide took hold, as the tipping point was reached? Well now you know. The collusion for personal gain of the political classes, the betrayal of principles and good sense, the rush, the momentum, the poisonous naked lust for power.

    I think it’s time…

  913. 913
    Down With Brown! says:

    The Conservatives offer a referrendum on AV because they know the people would vote no for such a crap system.

  914. 914
    Anonymous says:

    Please god yes, leave us alone! You hate the English yet are too pussy to stand up and be independent. Seriously, fuck off.

  915. 915
    Anonymous says:

    Cleggy has done it to put a bit a pressure on those chinless Cameroons and sure enough within a few hours they are offering them a referendum on AV

  916. 916
    David Brown says:

    We need these guys to mobilise

    English Democrats

  917. 917
    Anonymous says:

    We need to put pressure on Cameron.

  918. 918
    Snotrocket says:

    And, surprise, surprise! Osborne has now offered LibDems a referendum on AV!!!

    Fuck it. Why doesn’t he just let the bastards swing in the Labour wind? There is plenty of time…

  919. 919
    Down With Brown! says:

    Why not converge on every symbol of the Labour party and thrash it.

  920. 920
    Brown spoils Dave's fun says:

    This may be the finest moment of political comedy in many years.

    Guido and his windowlickers have been dying for this moment when Brown resigns and when it happens he spoils it all for them by fucking the Libservative coalition and sending the Tories into panic mode.

    Obsorne has now publicy shit himself and offered the Libs a referendum on AV as he sees power slipping away.

    So much for wavy Davy’s “red lines”.
    And the Conservatives have now conceded that a referendum on a form of PR is not just acceptable but something they are happy to offer.

    I haven’t laughed so much in ages. LOL!

  921. 921
    Wolf says:

    Diamond Geezer

  922. 922
    Innocent Young Child says:

    Daddy. Gordon Brown has resigned. Does that mean David Cameron is now PM and can move into his new house in Downing Street?

  923. 923
    Mr Plum says:

    So all this is your fault then

  924. 924
    Anonymous says:

    Ridiculous that a Great Scot like Gordon is going to have to give way to some cockney, woman or militwit. I warned you English about pissing Gordon off. Prepare to meet thy doom.

  925. 925
    A Reasonable Man says:

    Two hours ago Nick Clegg was the decent, honest, modern politician whom so many thought they should perhaps have voted for. He is now exposed as a devious, venal and egregious schemer. He may think that this is just the cut-and-thrust of real non-partisan politics. It isn’t. The country is in crisis, economic and political. It will never forgive Clegg or the liberal democrats. Whatever happens now they are done for. Sobeit. Unfit liars.

  926. 926
    Down With Brown! says:

    The SDLP and SNP campaigned on opposing any cuts. The big leftie coalition will spend, spend, spend until the IMF stops us borrowing.

  927. 927
    Voice of Treason says:

    It’s the barmy party UKIP that lost the Tory seats and now we can look forward to Lib/Lab pact and Europe will be central forever. Fucking UKIP the idiotic party of barking mad tossers.

  928. 928
    Jock McJock says:

    DC is a useless twat. He’s supposed to be a PR guru. Pity he can’t count.

    And that other idiot Osbourne. No wonder you’re getting a kicking.

    They may have gone to the right school but there’s no substitute for brains.

  929. 929
    Anonymous says:

    No they offer it becuase they have been played by the Lib Dems. Poor silly little boys.

  930. 930
    City of Vice says:

    Channel 4 News saying that the Tories have offered the Liberals a referendum on PR under the AV model.

    What the fuck is Cameron up to? He should have told Clegg to take whatever was on the table from the outset or piss off.

    This is what happens when you surround yourselves with twats like Letwin and Hilton. Hague isn’t up to much either.

    Bring back Tebbit!

  931. 931
    Wavy Davy's Cast Iron Guaranteed Red Lines melt away says:

    Full blown painic mode at CCHQ.
    This just keeps getting funnier.

  932. 932
    Anonymous says:

    Absoloutly Susie everyone on that list plus all us bloggers.Time to go viral ( facebook /Twitter the whole shabang) enough is enough.

  933. 933
    Zaragon says:

    Not true – all the leaders (even Salmond) have acknowledged that they did not get what they want from the election. Whether they should remain leaders of their respective parties is a question all of them need to consider when we know who is forming a government. If the Tories are in opposition there will definitely be some calling for Dave to go. It’s worth noting that he only lost because of the constituency boundaries – if you reverse the vote share percentages for Tories and Labour then Labour would have 60+ majority and would be proclaiming the result as a rock solid mandate. And before you say we support FPTP so can’t complain – we don’t support FPTP with the boundaries skewed in favour of Labour. On any objective analysis the Tories did the best both in terms of the actual result and direction of travel from last time.

  934. 934
    Latest Score says:

    Mandelson 1:0 Tories

  935. 935
    We need a REAL Consverative leader says:

    Right that’s it Cameron can fuck off, no time for a wimp we need a Mrs T pronto.

  936. 936
    The Sleeper says:

    FrankFisher for PM

  937. 937
    Satire! says:


    Well played sir.

  938. 938
    Anonymous says:

    Osborne is a disastrous idiot and not even a Conservative. He should join the LibDems.

  939. 939
    Another ashamed Scotsman says:

    Cometh the hour, cometh the man.

    Hague for PM!

  940. 940
    Cheese Lover says:

    He’s actually hoist by his own party rules. Too many sandal wearers deciding policy.

  941. 941
    barefootcontessa says:

    Yes, you’re responsible for the mess we’re in. Without UKIP Votes we’d have a Conservative government with a majority, AND more of a chance to get out of Europe. Thanks for delivering us to Newlab and Libdems who are all pro Europe.

  942. 942
    You Couldn't Make It Up says:

    I wish it would finish off the BBC as well, Jezus wept.
    Do none of these people have any idea what democracy is?

    John Snow now cozying away with Campbell.
    God I’m mad as hell with the pack of them

  943. 943
    Greychatter says:

    Cleggy – Mother’s Dutch, father’s Russian decent – married to a Spainard.
    was educated in England – is that his qualification for leading the LibDem’s ?

    He wants Britain in the Euro and dominated by Europe.

    The interests of the Voters first — My A……. (eye)

  944. 944
    Anonymous says:

    But Hague has now offered them a referendum on AV. The last desperate throw of the dice for the Cameroons.

  945. 945
    Down With Brown! says:

    Clegg has the same amount of integrity as Stephen Byers.

  946. 946
    God save us. says:

    I think its time for an English parliament!!

  947. 947
    Cluelesstwat says:

    I’m actually impressed that the Tories have now offered AV on a referendum.

    They are looking like the responsible, trustworthy ones here. Cleggy is a little shit and Brown as desperate old bastard. Fuck off.

  948. 948
    Universal Hiss says:

    I’d quite like to see Scotland for the English.

    The Nats can fuck off to the Faroes. The Labour hoons can just fuck off.

  949. 949
    Dack Blog says:

    This is getting undignified and desperate.

  950. 950
    Jock McJock says:

    Page 84 of the Tory Manifesto will scupper you – if they get in that is!

  951. 951
    Gideon begin again says:

    It was the boy Osborne wot dun it.

    He always was a twat.

  952. 952
    Mr Plum says:

    Bring it on i say, don’t think people will vote for it in any case.

  953. 953
    Busted Nokia says:

    gosh I hate the lib dems – holding the country to ransom over a system which favours themselves

  954. 954

    No, we’re all loving and laughing at you in the Downfall vids, matey.

  955. 955
    barefootcontessa says:

    They were giving the assassins time to get rid of Brown by negotiating falsely with the Tories.

  956. 956
    Paying my dues says:

    Yes you did hit the nail on the head and declare it first yesterday and before I will give you that.

  957. 957
    Cheese Lover says:

    Preparing the barrels of gunpowder.

  958. 958
    Chapps says:

    The Lib Dims were never going to go with the conservatives,
    They were just doing it for show.
    They are just a bunch of twats!!!!!!!!!!!1

  959. 959
    Don't Panic!!! says:

    They look desperate.

  960. 960
    restandbthankfull says:

    He’s great. Watched his this evening and he looked quite angry especially about his public/private discussions with Cleggsh!t about PR. Clegg by name and Clegg by nature (cleggs bite terribly) I never thought much of him but he is quite clearly not to be trusted.

    I felt sorry for Hague this evening I am sure he is seething inside. I hope I really hope that Clegg has shit in his own nest and that he ends up in the wilderness.

  961. 961
    Hadrian's waller says:

    And then ….. independence for Scotland

  962. 962
    The Sleeper says:

    The electorate will never vote for it…let alone fucking well understand it.

  963. 963
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    I think you are right

  964. 964
    Geordie Scoot says:

    There will be no referendum – we will get AV regardless – that’s the dirty deal with the Quisling Clegg

  965. 965
    barefootcontessa says:

    Agree, tell him to fuck off, and leave the talks with dignity, the two faced liars.

  966. 966
    PDM says:

    Done and fucking done… I’ve been trying to get out since September.

  967. 967
    Gove is Rove says:

    The salient fact remains that there is a natural anti-tory majority amongst the electorate. I’m all for the party with the most seats forming the next government but as we all know the tories have always been faint of heart (except the leaderene of course). Talk the talk but can’t walk the walk.
    Spinless bunch of tossers. Go on Cameron I dare you!

  968. 968
    Martin Day says:

    William Hague making a statement as if someone’s banging his balls between 2 bricks. And that someone is Nick Clegg.

  969. 969
    Voice of Treason says:

    If there is a Lib/Lab pact of losers of any form there should be riots in the streets. It’s about time people stood up to unelected devious shits like Mandelson and Campbell. Clegg is a bigger twot than I thought he was.

  970. 970
    Klingsor says:

    Look, doesn’t everyone grasp this one? Labour intend introducing AV WITHOUT A REFERENDUM- a major constitutional change. Cons offering a referendum on it. Don’t criticise DC for this, it is a perfectly honourable course and INEVITABLE given that the alternative is to have it imposed upon us! If it is so imposed we should take to the streets!

  971. 971
    Fiona M says:

    He prefers to fantasise and write about it.
    Trust me!!!!!!

  972. 972

    trans: I’m actually impressed that the Tories are jumping on the totalitarian gravy train.


  973. 973
    Latest Score says:

    No. They made the Tories look a bunch of twats!!!!!!!!!!1

  974. 974
    God save us. says:

    Cameron reneged on Lisbon.
    Showed he was devious, untrustworthy and a liar.
    I will not vote for a man like that.
    Says something for those who put a dirty blue rosette above country, its independence and sovereignty.
    How many of our war dead must be spinning in their graves at the betrayal of all they died for throughout the centuries not excepting the last.
    Cameron was never fit to lead. He was Heir to Blair and if you can vote for a Blairite don’t lecture me because I can’t.

  975. 975
    Anonymous says:

    Bizarrely, this is all playing out quite well for Cameron. They’ve negotiated straight and fairly. Lib Dems playing sides off, dilly dallying, whoring around while markets getting exasperated, the people getting pissed off….. making the idea of PR seem like a total nightmare.

    Brown totally unhiged, clinging on by little fingernails, would sell children to stay in power, refusing to go for months, if ever (until economic recover secured, which will take a generation). Another unelected PM in months…

    Meanwhile, Labour and Libs don’t tackle deficit, market dives, can’t borrow money, total financial meltdown….

    Always thought the worst thing for the Tories would be having to tackle the financial crisis without people fairly and squarely blaming Brown.

    Buy gold, silver or Swiss francs and hold on to your hats.

  976. 976
    WankPisher says:

    dem coommienazilibs who dave luvved until a few howrs ago are just like dat hitler bloke!? ! fuud goes in mowth ? !?

  977. 977
    Cluelesstwat says:

    They’ll have made calls. AV Plus would actually work pretty well for the Tories – would destroy the UKIP vote.

  978. 978
    Clegg you Slag! says:

    Actually that’s better. |Sorry. I am so fucking pissed off with this I wasn’t thinking straight.
    Add, every LibDem HQ, but give the Weirdy Beardies 10 minutes to F*ck off.
    I know, I’m a softie.

  979. 979

    I may be in a minority here but I reckon Dave C to be an astute and clever politician, perhaps not totally up the Tuscan strasse as it were but the best of the crop. As such, this could be him playing a blinder in putting together Janus (Clegg) and Atê (look it up): end result, a left-leaning Monglian cluster of biblical proportions. Something that would make the Tsar Bomba look like Lthe London millennium fireworks.

  980. 980
    jiggle says:

    McMong is the current favourite though I prefer McMental still.

  981. 981
    Staunch Ex-Conservative says:

    Now listen here Cameron you fucking useless bastard: if you are going to cave in so easily to the Liberal Democrats – the Liberal fucking Democrats for fuck’s sake – then what kind of a pathetic line are you going to take with the the thieves in the EU and the public servant unions. You useless fucking bastard.
    I have hereby torn up and burned my Conservative party membership card and will voting UKIP from here-on-in.
    You had your chance Cameron and you fucking blew it.
    The Tory party died on the evening of Monday the 10th of May 2010.
    Fuck you Hague and fuck you Cameron.
    You fucking turncoats.

  982. 982
    Anonymous says:

    Will be good in the long run, perhaps people in future will be careful about voting for a camera friendly patter merchant fronting the LibDems

  983. 983
    You Couldn't Make It Up says:

    You couldn’t make it up!! :^0

  984. 984
    Voice of Treason says:

    It’s time for revolution!

  985. 985
    Cluelesstwat says:


  986. 986
    Voters need to pass an IQ tests first says:

    Obviously your entire vested interest in this country relies on your government cheque, when the IMF comes you won’t even get that. Guess its qwik-save shelf stacking for you.

  987. 987
    City of Vice says:

    Sheer panic and incompetence. The backwoodsmen won’t stand for it. This is way beyond the ‘big society’ bollocks. How many own goals and self-inflicted fuck ups does Cameron have to oversee before adult supervision is called in.

  988. 988
    LP says:

    Lib dem supporters should hang their heads in shame at the behaviour of their leaders………..the right to govern is not an ebay auction. What next, Labour promising to do the washing up round Nick’s for the next month!! Nick then suggesting I think I need someone to water the garden…excuse me Dave do you mind

  989. 989
    Engineer says:

    Well, this evening’s shenanigans pretty much prove that PR is a dud systm when the country needs a stable government.

    It also proves that the LibDems can’t recognise the difference between the national interest and narrow self-interest. They’ll get slaughtered at the next GE unless they reach formal agreement with the Cons right sharpish.

  990. 990
    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    Dianne Abbot talking sense on Radio 5. She’s just said the Lib/Lab deal won’t work, not stable enough and you will have MP’s being dragged from hospital to vote and sordid deals to buy the votes of MP’s

  991. 991
    A word in Dave's shell like says:

    You’ve been done up like a kipper.

  992. 992
    Unsworth says:

    It might be arranged.

  993. 993
    Lord Monteagle says:

    If there is a Labour, Lib-Dem, SDLP, SNP alliance to form a Government then the numbers are:

    258+57+3+6=324 which is enough for a majority as SF don’t take up their seats and the Speaker doesn’t vote.

    There are 61 Scots and Northern Irish MP’s in there who will be voting on English legislation which won’t affect their constituents.

  994. 994
    The Sleeper says:

    An ode to Clegg and Labour…….

    “It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonored by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice; ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government; ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money.

    Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess? Ye have no more religion than my horse; gold is your God; which of you have not barter’d your conscience for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth?

    Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defil’d this sacred place, and turn’d the Lord’s temple into a den of thieves, by your immoral principles and wicked practices? Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress’d, are yourselves gone! So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors.

    In the name of God, go!”


  995. 995
    Anonymous says:

    The Nats will expect (and get) loads of money for their cooperation. Then wash theoir hands of it when it goes tits up.

  996. 996
    Universal Hiss says:

    Agree. My fingers are typeless.

    Except I never thought I could hate limpDICKS more than the vile excrement that have sat in Westminster all these years.

    Fuck,fuck & more fucking fuck.

  997. 997
    Anonymous says:

    Right. For the sirvival of the Tory Party, Cameron and Osborne need to go. Disastrous low-profile campaign produced a bad result. The Tory modernisation programme has failed dismally (as expected)

  998. 998
    Puch his lights out Adam, says:

    Following the recent boundary changes brought in by Snotgobbler, Burnley is now, actually, in Scotland. He said that it should always have been, given that the town is named after that great Scottish writer, Rabbie Burns.

    Scu nthorpe was named after the bogeyeater.

  999. 999
    Rip Van Winkle says:

    He has NOT resigned. He will stand down as LABOUR leader IF there is a coalition with the Lib Dems. Jeez, I just cannot believe that people don’t LISTEN to this twister, liar and charlatan.

  1000. 1000
    lola says:

    Or more accurately Sterling is tanking.

  1001. 1001
    Tesco is fucking the country says:

    Of COURSE Hague should be leader. He took over a little too early. Cameron is a text-book example of how to screw up EVERYTHING – listening to focus groups, wrong advisers, wrong election slogan, too politically correct, pushing green/environmental concerns just as Al Gore’s crap was exposed for the fraud it is, and, finally, being scared to say ANYTHING concrete for fear of upsetting someone. What a twat.

  1002. 1002
    Zaragon says:

    You won’t reform the electoral system because you won’t get a majority in Parliament for a referendum (at least a quarter of Labour MPs won’t support it) and even if you do you won’t win the referendum. Your cobbled up government will be defeated and there will be another election.

  1003. 1003
    Anonymous says:

    This coalition will prevent any of this. Democracy is dead in the UK – the time for action is nigh.

  1004. 1004
    Bertha Rochester says:

    eh up lad it’s supposed to be me that’s mad

  1005. 1005
    A word in Dave's shell like says:

    That should do it.

  1006. 1006
    Tin Foil Hat Watch says:

    He needs a good lie down and to take his Tin Foil Hat Off.


    He also needs to clean the spittle of his monitor.

    Hahahahahahaha! what a loon

  1007. 1007
    Snotrocket says:

    Seconds out. Boulton (in the wine red corner) vs Campbell (in the hate you corner):

  1008. 1008
    Anonymous says:

    He will ensure ALL Labour MP’s get the AV vote through the commons. Left wing government forever more.

  1009. 1009
    Horse Doctor says:


  1010. 1010
    Clegg you Slag! says:

    How can you POSSIBLY form a Coalition with this twat. He will screw you over the moment Mandy gives the fucking ‘go’.

  1011. 1011
    The Sleeper says:

    You are a terminally sick person..and I hope you fucking well suffer for the rest of your miserable life.

  1012. 1012
    restandbthankfull says:

    I see the BA strikes will land on the days when the footy fans should be travelling to SA. Footy fans shafted by Unite.

  1013. 1013
    NoPortilloMomentforYou says:

    Oh my, oh my, oh my. There I was thinking Guido’s bottom feeders couldn’t amuse us any more than you already have. Such fun chaps, thanks ever so!

  1014. 1014
    Busted Nokia says:

    ok so which party order will you use during the next AV election ?

  1015. 1015
    Mike Hunt says:

    They must have a hell of a lot to hide….

    David Kelly.
    Public employees pensions.

    Or it could be that his irrational hatred for tories has totally blown what brain he had apart.

  1016. 1016
    NotaSheep says:

    Won’t happen and if it does the Labour controlled state police will happily break a few middle-class heads. Accept that this is a clever coup by unscrupulous people and do the one thing that you can do – leave the country to its fate.

  1017. 1017
    Real Tory says:

    Right. For the sirvival of the Tory Party, Cameron and Osborne need to go. Disastrous low-profile campaign produced a bad result. The Tory modernisation programme has failed dismally (as expected)

    Those who have the future of the Tories at heart need to start acting now. If all this incredible nonsense is allowed to come to fruition, all will be lost. Misplaced loyalty needs to be questioned.

  1018. 1018
    Klingsor says:

    Remote and ineffectual Con
    Who dares despise my Cameron

  1019. 1019
    Tony says:

    I always thought Clegg was a Tosser, but he’s played a complete blinder from a weak position. The Tories had to close today and have totally f@cked it up. Did none of them ever learn how to flog Double Glazing?

    And air-head Cameron made me puke with his “low carbon economy”. Doesn’t he yet know – we are all f@cking freezing and realise we need more CO2 not less for the coming ice age?

    Where do they get these people from?

  1020. 1020
    stun says:

    Guido’s paying for the gunpowder

  1021. 1021
    Mr Plum says:

    Calm down its only a referendum, get your feet under that table at number 10 first, then tell them to piss off.
    Seems a good move really, get Brown to resign first, then give gollum his precious av.
    Anyway the electorate will not be taken for granted i don’t think they will get the result they are expecting under av, there is an untapped 40% majority out there who do not bother to vote at the moment, no telling where they might go.

  1022. 1022
    Anonymous says:

    I think you’ll find he hasn’t.

  1023. 1023
    Relegate_That Madman_to_Scotland_Soon says:

    I seriously think that Brown is every day becoming more and more akinned to a despot like Mugabe than any other modern democratic leader.

  1024. 1024
    Anonymous says:


  1025. 1025
    Down With Brown! says:

    Cameron and co. offered Clegg and his gang the keys of the Quattro, but they prefer to go off and drive Mandleson’s three-wheeled van.

  1026. 1026
    Thick As Thieves says:

    Hopefully, Gordon’s exit from Downing Street is the first example of new immigration policy which will be replicated across the UK.
    The unwanted Brown leaving

  1027. 1027
    Sunday Morning says:

    We’ve been led by a lame duck of a prime minister….now we’ll be led by a dead duck!

    I amazed he’s managed to get his party a quack at forming a coalition!

  1028. 1028
    Indigo says:

    Unfortunately, there will not be riots in the streets until Wayne and Waynetta’s State benefits are halved or taken away altogether.

  1029. 1029
    Down With Brown! says:

    Cameron and co. offered Clegg and his gang the keys of the Quattro, but they prefer to go off and drive Mandy’s three-wheeled van.

  1030. 1030
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Brown to resign ! only four months to go !
    what the fuck happened to honourable men ?

    so thats it NICK Squabbling child at bath time,
    get real nick,
    vote Cameron get 5 more years of Brown ,
    Clegg We know who you really wanted to deal with all the time !

  1031. 1031
    Dont cwy widdle twoll! Hahahaha! says:

    Obviously you are a whiny little CCHQ poodle crying into his fizzy pop.
    Go fuck yourself Twat.
    Some of us think this is fucking HILARIOUS!

  1032. 1032
    RT says:

    To be fair to Bolton, I’d have buried an axe in Campbell’s head…and so would the wife of Dr David Kelly.

  1033. 1033

    Figure out who’s running this, dummy. You think some scots labour retard figured this out? You think the poor fucking peeepul are going to benefit from this?

    I’ll lend you my tinfoil hat chum, you may need a blindfold at some point.

  1034. 1034
    Henry V, Hammer of the LibDums says:

    But who will pull the plug? Hitler didn’t give up until the Soviets were at the end of the street. Who’s is going to get Liebour out? The Queen? The generals? There is nobody outside the system. We are f*cked.

  1035. 1035
    Charles Manson says:

    Yo. I hear you guys want rid of some asshole called Brown. Here’s a deal. Help me break outta prison, and I’ll deal with the motherfucker myself. I miss killing, and this guy will be a good way to start my comeback.

  1036. 1036
    You Couldn't Make It Up says:

    Exactly – which is why it’s so damn infuriating to keep watching these media hoons on the TV spinning a new constitution to fit their own prejudices.

    In the case of the BBC hoons – WE pay a tax for their salaries so they can undermine the country and [what’s left of ] its democracy

  1037. 1037
    Brown's Buggered Britain says:

    Sein Fein might even decide to arrange a coach-trip just to stick their oar in.

  1038. 1038
    Ed says:

    Back-stabber Clegg joins shit-stabber Brown in a coalition of the back-stabbing, shit-stabbing losers.

  1039. 1039
    Nick Cleggover says:

    Yah boo sucks !
    Me and Gordon are the biggest bunch of losers !
    So there !

  1040. 1040
    Brown worst chancellor worse pm in history says:

    Thanks to those UKIP twats, we are in this mess. They stole 21 seats. Lord Pearson should be ashamed.
    I wonder if Dave and co should let the Lib-uk-Lab spitroast arrangement run the good ship on to Domineque Strass Khan’s rocks, and then Dave can pick up the pieces. I doubt the dumb fucks in this country will be grateful though.

    Apparently 30% of the UK client state felt that voting for the one eyed king of doom was a good idea after he’d bankrupted the place in ten years of public sector waste and over spend.

  1041. 1041
    Coffin Dodger says:

    And the Pound crashes in reaction…

    You mean the wankers and the traders feel that Brhoon is propping the pound up?

    They’re weird.

  1042. 1042
    Anonymous says:

    No, they look like they are trying to do a deal. Lib Dems are looking like a bunch of complete shysters. I’m disappointed.

  1043. 1043
    ohmyGoodness says:

    In 2007 Gordon Brown offered us a “Government of All the Talents”.

    Now he is offering us a “Government of All the Losers”.

    What a despicable man he is. Utterly vile and despicable.

  1044. 1044
    Tesco is fucking the country says:

    Mandelslime and Campbell are evil incarnate. Campbell undoubtedly has the blood of Dr Kelly on his hands. He can’t have it on his conscience as he doesn’t possess one. The second I heard the one-eyed bastard had brought the shit-cocked one back, I knew it was serious for the Tories. QED.

    Campbell – if you read this, you bastard – I want to say you are truly loathed by decent people everywhere. You know this already, you scheming, lying, corrupt piece of shit, but it should be said over and over again. I hope your skull rots from the inside out and you feel every second of it as you die in agony.

  1045. 1045
    restandbthankfull says:

    A Great Scot? Gordon Brown a great Scot. You’re having a laugh aren’t you. He’s an absolute embarrassment (sp) to Scotland. I hope he emigrates to Afghanistan but sadly I hear he plans on buying a house in Edinburgh New Town – he has his eye on a house next to Bute House (the residence of the First Minister). Brown’s an absolute to$$er.

  1046. 1046
    Voice of Treason says:

    UK Imbecile Party – you fucking fools. You split the Tory vote and have now (probably) let in a pact of Lib/Lab most friendly lot of Euro suckers and eventually we’ll suffer entry into the Euro. UKIP a party of nutters.

  1047. 1047
    Miracle Watch says:


  1048. 1048
    Down With Brown! says:

    Windbag Shirley Williams is talking up Labour. The Liberals have revealed that they are first and foremost lefties. Are the so-called Liberals dedicated to the so-called new politics really happy to ally with a party with such an absymal record on civil liberties and troughing as the Labour party?

  1049. 1049
    Werner Fink says:

    Hey, this Filth guy really puts the ‘Socialist’ back into National Socialist!

  1050. 1050
    Zaragon says:

    It’s not an option. Brown is PM. He remains PM unless defeated on a confidence motion in Parliament. In case you’d forgotten, Dave is 19 seats short.

  1051. 1051
    Ed says:

    Brown has no intention of resigning. This is another of his con-tricks.

  1052. 1052
    Dunlaggin says:

    I Agree with ADAM!

  1053. 1053
    Casca says:

    So this is what Clegg meant by a new kind of politics!
    It was always on the cards that altruism would go by the board as soon as the LibDems saw a chance of narrow party advantage.
    At least we now know what we always suspected, that these liberal democrats are anything but.
    So much for democracy in England. There’s only one nation going to bear the cost of any cuts.
    Time to cut loose now. Freedom for England!

    Speak, hands for me!

  1054. 1054
    Harridan Hardperson says:

    Can I be prime minister, please?

  1055. 1055
    normans pubes says:

    absolute boxxox; brown has spoken so fxxxing what. He was dead in the water anyway. He is trying on a stitch up the lib dims and at the same time trying to fortify his own ego so he can return to Parliament as PM, oversee transition and be seen as a martyr for the great socialist cause “keeping the tories out” thereby enhancing a legacy as the great sacrifice to ensure centre left government. Fucx off!!

  1056. 1056
    Bazz says:

    What are we doing with negotiators who can not see that if the LDs get into bed with NL, when come the next election they will have lost their Identity having been merged into the Labor Party Policy decisions. Push the LDs toward the people who have almost brought this country to it’s knees and watch them disappear at the next election.

  1057. 1057


  1058. 1058
    Down With Brown! says:

    William Hague spoke to reporters outside the Commons to explain the offer of a referendum on Alternative Vote being made to the Lib Dems. He said that in trying to create a stable and secure government the Tories would “go the extra mile” and to offer this referendum on AV so the people of this country can decide.

    He said it was urgent that country has a new and stable government and that the Lib Dems now had a choice:

    1.To go in with the Lab Party in a governemnt that would not be stable or secure (relying on minor parties for a majority), that would be headed by a second unelected PM in a row (which would be unaccepatable to the maj of people) and whcih would impose voting reform without a consutlation;

    2.To continue talks with the Conservatives and make a coalition in a government that would have a stable and secure majority (of 76), an elected PM in David Cameron who obtained most votes and seats at the election, and which would say the voting system should be subject to a referendum.
    He said that everybody would be at liberty to campaign as they wished in a referendum on AV.

  1059. 1059
    stun says:

    ..and we’re generally busy working

  1060. 1060
    Voice of Treason says:

    The pound has crashed because of a possible Lib/Lab pact not because of Brown.

  1061. 1061
    Jack says:

    and leave their sandals in your bedroom….

  1062. 1062
    Wolf says:

    fuck me subo snr

  1063. 1063
    Lord Monteagle says:

    Wales doesn’t have the same amount of devolution as Scotland and NI but we should remember the 29 Welsh MP’s in there as well.

    29+61 out of 324 = 28% of the proposed Government

  1064. 1064
    Down With Brown! says:

    Gordon resigned just after a few people finally voted for him to be PM.

  1065. 1065
    Eddie Booth from Love Thy Neighbour says:

    All English is just a half-breed of Scots and other mixtures.

    Apart from the Boy George, Elton John, Quentin Crisp, etc lineage, which is 100% pure English. It is a defective DNA.

  1066. 1066
    Anonymous says:

    Get some help. Seriously.

  1067. 1067
    Anonymous says:

    The Tory Party is in great danger. Cameron, Osborne, and cronies cannot see it and are unfity leaders. Their naieve liberal view of life renders them impotent to deal with conviction politicians like Brown or low-life schemers like Clegg. The Tory leaders are devoid of any political acumen or belief. Or maybe they are turning to the equally inept and non-political A-listers for advice and guidance!

  1068. 1068
    Down With Brown! says:

    Channel 4 talking up Brown’s achievement as Prime Minister. The man was shit.

  1069. 1069
    fonyblair says:

    Brilliant…Go Adam!

  1070. 1070
    You Are SCUM says:

    Ironic though that you will vote for J’ew Mandelsons party you shithead.

  1071. 1071
    Henry V, Hammer of the LibDums says:

    Nothing will happen. Sorry.

  1072. 1072
    Cheer up you miserable bastards! This is fucking hilarious!! says:

  1073. 1073
    Dick Robinson says:

    AV is electoral suicide for the Conservative party. It is the worst possible voting system for them. What are they smoking?

  1074. 1074
    Voters need to pass an IQ tests first says:

    I take that back, qwik-save is beyond your talents. Lets face it finger painting leaves you with a headache

  1075. 1075
    RT says:

    I’m pretty sure I heard Clegg talking about the national interest. So it’s rather sordid in my eyes that it all boils down to narrow party interest. What a slimy fucker that man is.

  1076. 1076
    Down With Brown! says:

    Lib and labour talks to start tonight. Vote Liberal, get Ed Balls, Damien McBride and ID cards.

  1077. 1077
    Wolf says:

    or a cell to diminish the numbers

  1078. 1078
    NotaSheep says:

    Can’t happen, the constitution gives Gordon Brown the right to try and form a government. Only the Queen can ask David Cameron to try

  1079. 1079
    Klingsor says:

    Voice of Treason only sensible commentator here

  1080. 1080
    Anonymous says:

    Mr Campbell, you forgot to take your medication again.

  1081. 1081

    Wake up Cameron!

  1082. 1082
    Cinna says:

    One shouldn’t be surprised at this turn of events. Don’t forget the so-called LibDems were formed by the Liberal party and the turds of the failed Social Democrats…all renegade Labour party members.

    And that includes Owen!

  1083. 1083
    Zaragon says:

    I keep having to write this! Cameron can declare himself emperor of China if he wants – it makes no difference. BROWN IS THE PRIMEMINISTER. Unless he resigns or is defeated in the Commons his government continues.

  1084. 1084
    Martin Borman says:

    Here’s to 6 more months of Labour, then a Tory landslide, seig heil !

  1085. 1085
    Wolf says:

    England swings

  1086. 1086
    Tulip says:

    LD’s have always been perennial backstabbers. Any pact with Labour won’t last long. Shame that democracy is the loser and that the country will be ruined because of self interest. The Conservatives if they don’t implode should have the last shout when the economy hits the fan. Sad sad sad. Today I’m ashamed to be British. How could Labour sink so low and dishonour the office of PM. A very bad day. Sky News is great At least Adam Boulton cares.

  1087. 1087
    ohmyTurnips says:

    This despicable vile man has done what we we’re crying out for years for him to do and resigned!! Can he get any lower!!!

  1088. 1088
    Martin Webster says:

    Shut up and suck my cock sexy

  1089. 1089
    Interesting_Times says:

    Boulton losing it.

  1090. 1090
    nell says:

    It’s the most shameless, self-serving, sordid attempt by a failed,unelected, universally hated PM to hang on to power just a bit longer!!!

    And then he wants to foist another unelected labour PM on us, at the end of this year, for another four years!!! And they lost the election!!

    So this is what PR is all about!! Well I think we should have a referendum on it now, because I doubt it’s going to get any rousing support from the electorate after this!!!

  1091. 1091
    Abbey Road says:

    correct !

  1092. 1092
    Klingsor says:

    “Anonymous” not fit to express opinion- he can’t even spell- get educated first you loon.

  1093. 1093
    Joe Public says:

    The man who stole my pension now tries to steal the election.

  1094. 1094
    Sunday Morning says:

    Interesting PR way of looking at things…. the BNP – in what was an extremely poor election for them – still registered more than half the number of votes per candidate standing as the Liberal Democrats did!

  1095. 1095
    Yorkshire Counts says:

    If Cast-Iron Dave is offering a referendum on PR, it would cost f*ck-all extra to include a second question about our continued membership of the EUSSR.

    What about it Dave ? Do that and you’d be amazed how many votes you get next time – remember it was UKIP who put you in this shit, and will continue to until you get the message.


  1096. 1096
    Ed Balls says:

    I can’t hear you

  1097. 1097
    Snotrocket says:

    Wonderful combination of Gods, TT. Atê: “a Greek word for “ruin, folly, delusion”, is the action performed by the hero, usually because of his or her hubris that leads to his or her death or downfall”

    One can only hope that the downfall facing Bruin is nothing too trivial!

  1098. 1098
    Fuck off Harperson says:

    You’ve already said you weren’t standing.

  1099. 1099
    Julie Kirkbride says:

    Dave is so simply simply marvellous.

  1100. 1100
    Mr Ned says:

    Watched it at the link above… LOVED IT!!!

    Perhaps Boulton regrets being so far up Blair’s arse for so many years!

  1101. 1101
    Gordon Believer says:

    Mr Brown has behaved in a typically honourable way. He unselfishly recognises that he’s served with distinction and it is time for a younger Labour leader. At the same Gordon knows that quitting immediately might unsettle financial markets anxious to see an experienced PM at the helm.

    Well done, Gordon, you have served your Queen and country well.

  1102. 1102
    Mike Hunt says:

    How is more to the point.

  1103. 1103
    Anonymous says:

    Anybody interested in a Tory revolution march on Downing Street?

    Time to get the messsage across from the English electorate

    V for Vendetta

  1104. 1104
    Dunlaggin says:

    Don”t you be too sure of that

  1105. 1105
    Yorkshire Counts says:

    And that’s the only reason I would ever vote for him.


  1106. 1106
    The Sleeper says:

    OK..having had my angry rants..and after a soothing glass of wine..

    ..What is in Camerons mind by offering a referendum on AV?

    Perhaps he is thinking of restructuring the electoral boundaries to remove the inbuilt bias towards Labour.

    Perhaps he realised from the GE results that the LibDems are not the force that they threatened to be.

    How would an approval to AV pan out given the above?

    I don’t know the answer,but I believe Cameron and his team have a plan that might relegate Labour to has beens and the LibDems to remain a third party.

    Someone please enlighten me..politely!

  1107. 1107

    In a disgusting and fawning Cleggian display of mutual backscratching let me say how much I enjoy your soubriquet.

  1108. 1108
    Ed Balls says:

    I am not a Hoon. Hoon is a C_U_N_T
    If you pardon the fucking vernacular

  1109. 1109
    Anonymous says:

    Great news! F*uck off and take the Welsh with you.

  1110. 1110
    Henry V, Hammer of the LibDums says:

    They failed to put the boot in everytime. When Ashcroft was mentioned why wasn’t Lord Paul mentioned and the way he did over those steelworkers? They should have kicked Brown’s ares over DuffyGate. If they had offered a Lisbon referendum the UKIP vote would have evaporated and I bet he would have gained votes from some Liebour people too. Why are they letting Liebour off over their Scottish MPs? We needed a bruiser and we got well I don’t know what…..

  1111. 1111
    Anonymous says:
  1112. 1112

    dianne Abbot explains the delay in Gordon resigning

  1113. 1113
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Barnett formula, isn’t that about money? Surely once and for all “The West Lothian Question” must be tackled.

  1114. 1114
    Soldier Blue says:

    Any contracts been issued yet? Just polishing my weapon,Mandy first?

  1115. 1115

    Good to hear from you Lord Tebbitt.

  1116. 1116
    Anonymous says:

    lola i followed you on here ,,,,,labour troll

  1117. 1117
    mort says:

    call brown and clegg’s bluff, say you won’t challenge.. the opening line should be so as the public have spoken i accept I lost…

    actually he could leave it just there

    12months new election PR or not labour and lib dems are consigned to dustbin from whence they came..

  1118. 1118
    Yorkshire Counts says:

    They were offered that deal by UKIP for this election, but dick-head Dave couldn’t see it, so UKIP stood and Cast-Iron Dave fell.


  1119. 1119
    nell says:

    You idiot he’s not resigning until October at the earliest and not before he has put together a coalition of losers to keep labour in power and to foist another unelected labour leader on us for another four years.

    Whilst he’s doing that he’s going to agree a deficit reduction plan with his welsh, scottish and northern irish collaborators who are all going to demand, as their price for supporting him, that any cuts and costs don’t fall in their backyard.

    What does that leave?? It leaves we English to carry the can of the whole deficit reduction programme whilst the welsh, the scottish and northern ireland continue to drain increasing sums of money from our Treasury!!!

  1120. 1120
    Danny Green says:

    Wot’s all this tosh put about by Lib, LAb and commentators that the country voted for electoral change! We voted for a ref on Lisbon but did not get one!!

  1121. 1121
    lolol says:

    I think a lot of people have underestimated how close the tories and liberals have become over the last 5 years. Both are lead by pragmatists who should be able to do a deal that is in the best interests of the country, if not their own parties.

  1122. 1122
    Sunday Morning says:

    So Campbell thinks the British public didn’t want Cameron despite a bigger proportion of a bigger turn-out voting Conservative than voted for Blair in the last election?

  1123. 1123
    V says:

    We need an English parliament.
    March for that!

  1124. 1124

    Squatters Rights give me a nominal three months, but in actuality, after ten years you can all fuck off because I will be here to stay.

  1125. 1125
    Anonymous says:

    Yes, good idea. Why don`t we? How do we get to know each other. My local Tories are all drips!

  1126. 1126
    Google says:

    Ate Glow, a Filipino comedian

  1127. 1127
    Testarossa says:

    Mandy has been slithering into Libdem basements all weekend. He’s an oleaginous, odious slime ball who needs putting in a gimp mask and a bin bag and dropping down a drain. He’s probably offering his arse to Clegg as I write.

  1128. 1128
    Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn says:

    Is “Filth” one of the Lizard people himself doing a bit of false flag posting?

  1129. 1129


  1130. 1130
    mort says:

    or should i have said , never has there been more a public showing of the broken society!!

  1131. 1131
    tom xavier says:

    This shows what an untrustworthy bastard little shit Clegg really is and yet skilfully playing the Conservatives along. It all stinks because this means Brown – yet again – continues on til Autumn and then we have another unelected PM so what exactly was the point of the election — the borderline between this being a coup is a fine one.

  1132. 1132
    Snotrocket says:

    Of course, Atê, being a Greek Goddess, will have her hands more than full with her own countrymen right now. She is obviously the perfect fit: ‘the best person for the job’.

  1133. 1133
    Anonymous says:

    have a lib/lab pact, and 2 thing’s’ll happen:

    1) Everyone who’s got any money will leave the country.
    2) Everyone who’s left who’s not a “progressive party supporter” will vote tory next time, absolutely nobody will vote libdem ever again after this apart from the loony cnd mob.

    A lib/lab pact will utterly destroy the country, on all fronts; there’ll be nothing left. All the money will just disappear in a puff of smoke, as will the country’s ability to ever borrow money ever again.

  1134. 1134
    Hattie the flattie says:

    Live video from labour HQ! who will be victorious..

  1135. 1135
    Dave the Vengeful says:

    note for later.have MI5 get Guido’s hard disks and get this fucker.Or get from ISP.

  1136. 1136
    Anonymous says:

    Yes, good idea. Why don`t we? How do we get to know each other. My local Tories are all drips!

    Someone needs to start organising this.

  1137. 1137
    barefootcontessa says:

    They’ve got a lot to hide!

  1138. 1138
    mort says:

    she is german and they have their own issues at the mo !

  1139. 1139
    You Couldn't Make It Up says:

    I’m afraid to say I agree. She should have refused to sign the Lisbon Treaty – which in effect abolishes the UK as a sovereign state under her monarchy.

    There is no point in having a monarch if she cannot exercise what small powers she has, to save our democracy from such blatant gerrymandering

  1140. 1140
    Dunlaggin says:

    battered mushrooms?

  1141. 1141
    lolol says:

    I’m sure the police will be terrified that ferocious gangs of petulant toryboys, blue rinses and disgruntled Daily Mail readers will turn the streets red with blood.


  1142. 1142
    George says:

    W-W-w- wheres J-J-Jefferey?

  1143. 1143
    The Sleeper says:

    Campbell only spews out whatever comes first into his alcohol and coke addled mind

  1144. 1144
    Anonymous says:

    I have come to the comclusion that Whelan is quite mad – read 3rd twitter down

  1145. 1145
    Anonymous says:

    Authoritarian Labour yet again teling people what they should think.Nice one Adam- you just spoke for the majority of the English people.Who incidentally may be about to be truly rodgered by a “rainbow coalition” aided and abetted buy Lib Dem treachery.

  1146. 1146
    lala says:

    What a sick, sad fuck you are

  1147. 1147
    Mr Ned says:

    King Karlos, the labour offer does not include a referendum. They want to force a constitutional change in how we elect Parliament on us by fiat without ANY consultation or any chance to have our say in spite of the fact that NOBODY listed AV as an issue on the doorstep during the election at all.

    How undemocratic is that?

  1148. 1148
    Mr Taliban says:

    Where the fuck are all these terrorists when there’s a job to be done? A couple of rockets into No 10 & 11…..

  1149. 1149
    mort says:

    We left you with a queen and errm , damn.. fuck that off to cellar, btw tuscanT try a stags leap if you like grange.. notta bad

  1150. 1150
    barefootcontessa says:

    You’ll find the link further up (3 times).

  1151. 1151
    Anonymous says:

    Iain, trust the DUP less than the LibDems? I’ll take the DUP, thanks.

  1152. 1152
    Lotty says:

    quiet you!

  1153. 1153
    This rancid Cancer is English as well says:

    Oh I see its a “Scottish” name is it well So’s Cameron for that matter, whats your point you think c unt ?

  1154. 1154
    This rancid Cancer is English as well says:

    Oh I see its a “Scottish” name is it well So’s Cameron for that matter, whats your point you thick c unt ?

  1155. 1155
    we are stuffed says:

    last roll of the dice

  1156. 1156
    Paddy ........... says:

    AV ain’t gonna help the LimpDems – and both Libore LD know it!

  1157. 1157
    Sensible voting system please says:

    >Channel 4 News saying that the Tories have offered the Liberals a referendum on PR under the AV model.

    Alternative Vote is not a form of Proportional Representation. The Lib Dems can now go back to Labour and say “Both of you will give us a referendum on AV. We’ll go with the Tories unless you offer PR (Single Transferable Vote)”.

    If you’re willing to let the public have a choice, you should let them choose from all the options.

  1158. 1158
    George Smiley says:

    Brown hasn’t resigned – he’s said he’s “willing to go” if LibDems join NuLab.
    When the idiots in LD join NuLab Brown will still be there and will once again take charge of Great Britain until it completely shattered. Only then will his mission be complete.

  1159. 1159
    Yorkshire Counts says:

    Never get six blokes in a pub since the smoking ban – that’s why all the pubs are closing.

  1160. 1160
    jgm2 says:

    They have dishonoured everything they’ve touched for the past 13 years. they have exalted in their destruction of the economy, society, convention, decency, honesty and integrity.

    They are, just as Orwell predicted, a boot forever stamping on the face of mankind. And as Campbell again showed with Boulton they are totally unrepentant. They’re fucking loving it.

    Yeah. We wrecked everything. That showed Maggie!!!


  1161. 1161
    Danny Green says:

    Brown’s after a legacy to be elected PM in a GE!

    Heard Trougher Keen doing a ‘eulogy’ for McMental on PM, pass the sick bags, repeated stature, stateman ad nauseum….WTF!

    Beeba has gone into full ‘Bachman Turner’ !!

  1162. 1162
    Anonymous says:

    Rather nutter than traitor.

  1163. 1163
    we are stuffed says:

    We need a miltary coup asap

    bring the boys back home to implement democracy in Britain never mind keeping them Trashcanastan to prop up Karzai.

  1164. 1164
    mort says:

    despite what my girlfriend says, i only what ncis, csi and playboy channel for the story lines… oh did i miss sky news weather……

  1165. 1165
    Universal Hiss says:

    Me too.I have a hammer for the scots.

  1166. 1166
    Anonymous says:

    Or maybe he fancies running the country from the post as Chancellor?

    He’s being getting tips from Putin.

  1167. 1167
    g1lgam3sh says:

    You are fucking delusional.

  1168. 1168
    Where is my pension and where is our sovereign gold? says:

    Boulton Cambell fight on Sky

  1169. 1169

    This should be a great news day for the Conservatives, for Right-thinking people in general and Britain in the long term. Gordon Brown, the second worst Prime Minister in living memory (after Edward Heath) has finally announce he will resign…. eventually. This is a clear case of the LibDems dictating Government policy, and Gordon Brown falling (or being pushed by Mandelson) onto his rusty sword. If the Liberal Democrats agree to prop up this failed Labour Government, it would allow the Millibands or Balls to become the second unelected Prime Minister in a row.
    If the Tories do not now form a coalition, it would leave them to free to keep to the moral high ground in opposition, keeping their powder dry for a future election in six to twelve months. It will also mean they would not need to keep begging for help from the discredited LibDems allies. The Tories can then adopt a truly patriotic, Conservative manifesto, whilst the internal party forces of true conservatism can then steer the Cameron Shadow Cabinet to a position of clear blue water. This Lib-Lab-Nationalist Coalition of Losers will be like herding cats, and will be rightly critiqued by the markets. The Nationalists will demand more funds with Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland – raising English anger into a new fury. The Losers Coalition will also have to deal with the tax rises, spending cuts and growing number of strikes (Labour’s own Unite Union bringing misery to thousands of British holidaymakers for a start). The Tories can return in six months, and if under a hastily installed PR system , can do so with tacit support of new UKIP MPs!!
    The other bit of good news was the Eurozone bail-out, but not for the reasons you may think. I am opposed to the Euro and the EU project tooth and nail! I want it to collapse, and not threaten our freedom and democracy ever again, and I think the Eurozone has put all its chips on black, and it’s come up red! The $1 trillion dollar bail out is truly staggering. The Euro-ministers have thrown in the proverbial kitchen sink (and I don’t understand they can afford that) yet this will still not be enough to cover an Italian default, but only Greece, Portugal, Spain and maybe Ireland. After that, they have nothing left in the tank, and the bail-out may still fail. The agreement also has to be approved by all Eurozone Governments, and this may even prove to be difficult to do so in the paymaster German parliament, now that Angela Merkel has lost her majority today. The Germans are spitting feathers over this, and are demanding draconian measures on the Club Med defaulters. Harsh fiscal measures will bring the Greeks, Portuguese and Spanish people out on the streets, with revolution a potential. The alternative is to let the profligate Club Med governments to continue frittering away billions to go bankrupt or be expelled from the eurozone. Either way, a big EuroCrunch is coming! Today’s market bounce will also hinder German exports, as the euro is starting to climb in value again. We cannot trust the EU’s fiscal management either, as the ECB is breaking its own rules, and will now buy Greek government bonds. How can we trust them when they don’t even stick to their own rules. Thanks to our surrender-monkey government, even though we are thankfully not in the eurozone, we are still being stung for £8 billion of bail-out. How many cancer drugs would that pay for here?
    Finally, if Nick Clegg and the LibDems are so keen on a fair proportional representation electoral system, why are they also so enthusiastic to happily hand over our legislative process to majority voting in the EU Parliament, removing any control the British people have over their own destiny!

  1170. 1170
    Dont cwy widdle twoll! Hahahaha! says:

    Awwww.. he’s all sad! ROFL!!

    Perhaps you should have thought of that before backing a useless tosser like Dave you windowlicking retard.

    Keep the comedy coming sad sack.

  1171. 1171
    Number 7 says:

  1172. 1172
    Gordoom cooks the books says:

    Fuck em let em join with Liebour CMD will have the moral compass he can just stand back and watch Rome burn then next election in 8 months tell UKIP to do one 350 seats piece o piss

  1173. 1173
    mort says:

    damn meant watch … shitting thang one handed typing

  1174. 1174
    Anonymous says:

    Yep Cameron now says his final offer is a referendum on AV – matching what Brown promised at the start of the election.

    The Cameroons have been played beautifully by Clegg. I cannot believe they did not see this comning – hopeless!!

    If this is an example of the Cameroon’s political smarts how on earth are they going to hold the party together and cobble togehter parliamentary majorities to implement their manifesto and to deal with the deficit.

  1175. 1175
    barefootcontessa says:

    He should have done.

  1176. 1176
    jgm2 says:

    They’d be far better advised to turn the books red by simply refusing to work.

    We are not your slaves Brown.

    Buy gold and single carot, flawless diamonds, Swiss francs. Grow your own. Shoot your own. Hunker down. Starve the beast.

  1177. 1177
    Klingsor says:

    I’m on for demonstration to save democracy. Have we got anyone capable of organising one?

  1178. 1178
    g1lgam3sh says:

    You need to lay off the Scooby Snacks.

  1179. 1179
    JN says:

    They should be forced to flash up inverted commas (and a winking emoticon?) on screen whenever the word ‘progressive’ is mentioned, ’cause there’s eff all ‘progressive’ about any coalition involving Labour.

  1180. 1180
    nell says:

    Let’s not forget that any change to the voting system has got to be carried by a majority in a Referendum – requirement of the constitution.

    Do you really think after the debacle we have witnessed , and are still witnessing this week, that the electorate would approve AV or PR or any version thereof?? so mthat we permanently had to put up with this self-serving horsetrading after every election?? I don’t.

    Painful as it may be for us economically, I am beginning to think that a coalition of the losers, fraying round the edges through the summer, another unelected labour leader in the Autumn when the coalition will probably by then, be falling apart in acrimony, might be a good thing. Election forced within the next couple of years.

    The electorate will have learnt its lesson by then and both labour and the libdems will be even more hated and haemorraging votes faster than a severed artery!!

    I’d like to see whether a libcon partnership could work, but if that’s not to be I think we’re in for interesting times!!

  1181. 1181
    Tin Foil Hat Watch says:


    Hahahahaha!! he’s gone completely round the bend.

  1182. 1182
    Where is my pension and where is our sovereign gold? says:

    Boulton Cambell Fight on SKY


  1183. 1183
    Zaragon says:

    So true. I could not understand Cameron’s approach. He should have said “I want to thank Nick Clegg for sticking to what he said during the campaign and offering to talk to us first. However, we have to do things according to the constitution. As the serving Prime minister Gordon Brown must determine if he can still command a majority in Parliament. If he can, his government will continue. If not he must resign. If the Queen then asks me to try to form a Government I look forward to productive discussions with Nick Clegg and the Liberal Democrats.” That way he would not have been talking to Clegg at all until Brown was in opposition and would have the option of leading a minority government as he would already be PM. It could have gone the other way of course – but then it looks like it could anyway.

  1184. 1184
    Anonymous says:

    I favour the treatment dished out to that other greatScotsman, William Wallace.
    Longshanks knew how to treat the weasel Scots.

  1185. 1185
    Anonymous says:

    unfortunately we can not avoid responsibility for the current situation – putting our party in the hands of a bunch of silly little boys with no political smarts.

  1186. 1186
    You Couldn't Make It Up says:

    He’s been on Ch 4 news since, chatting away with Bruin’s mate Jon Snow
    Makes you sick. AND VERY VERY ANGRY

  1187. 1187
    Biffo says:

    Gordon needs to remember that what goes around comes around. In his case I hope it’s something incredibly painful & terminal (but not too quick).

    Anyone got the original photos of Gordon & the rocking horse?

  1188. 1188
    Wyatt Earp says:

    The things you see when you haven’t got your gun!

  1189. 1189
    barefootcontessa says:

    Guy Fawkes did stand up against parliament.

  1190. 1190
    Sensible voting system please says:

    >If there is Lib-Lab agreement and PR is introduced surely that will condemn us all to a permanent socialist coalition.

    Not at all. New parties will form and existing parties will shift. It’s not hard to imagine a Tory/UKIP coalition.

  1191. 1191
    Anonymous says:

    It also shows – if we did not know already – just how politically stupid our current leadership is…

  1192. 1192
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    that is what the reporters are now asking the Labour party
    And still Labour insist that what they are doing is in the interest of the country !

    civil unrest now only a matter of time !

  1193. 1193
    mort says:

    OH if he is listening, otherwise vote lib dem /ukip/indp/ etc that worked for millions… not

  1194. 1194
    ToryMiner says:

    When I grew up, Northern Ireland had just 12 MPs in very large constituencies. The reason, I believe, was that Stormont wielded the power, and equal representation at Westminster was not required. Numbers were increased after abolition of Stormont, but never reduced when power was agian devolved. No attempt has been made to reduce the number of Westminster MPs from Scotand after devolution (obviously). Even if there was no Edinburgh Parliament there would still be too many Scottish MPs (though geograpphy of the far flung Highland and Islands is some excuse). The situation in Wales is not quite so acute, as the Assembly has less power, and the Welsh are not quite so one-eyed. But now we seem to have the prospect of the UK being ruled by a superfluity of Labour Scottish MPs, aided and abetted by, ye gods, the SNP who’s ultimate aim is the destruction of the UK. At least Sinn Fein has the grace not to take up its seats. Is this the final, belated, revenge fro the Act of Union 1707?

  1195. 1195
    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    Attaboy, Charlie, creepy-crawl across the pond and the job’s yours! Brown’s pig mate Peter always reckoned the Beach Boys were too good for you, BTW…

  1196. 1196
    jaf says:

    I sort of agree with this…give them 2 hours to accept latest offer…no acceptance , tell them to go ahead

  1197. 1197
    barefootcontessa says:

    I agree.

  1198. 1198

    A fine and honourable English piece de resistance at dinner.

  1199. 1199
    Anonymous says:

    I think if maybe we made it a protest banquet – George and Co should be able to get that sorted!

  1200. 1200
    my pc don't work says:

    WINDOWS 7 is shite

  1201. 1201
    I hate New Labour says:

    You blithering idiot.

    Read this (if you’re able to):

    Maybe check your facts before posting such ill-informed opinions next time, eh?

  1202. 1202
    Anonymous says:

    Exactly – but what this will portray the the English people is that the Tories have bent over backwards to form a stable government and put the country first but Lab Lib only care for power.Nighty nighty Lab N Lib at next elecion.They both deserve each other as far as I’m concerned.

  1203. 1203
    Mr Whelan .. says:

    I’m Sue – I’m Sue the lot of you

  1204. 1204

    Was drinking the excellent Stag’s Leap last summer at a business partner’s place near Colchester: Majestic were doing a great deal on it at the time.

    Bottle of Grange in the cellar at the moment just waiting for the opportune moment, like Rockhopper plc going to £ 4.

  1205. 1205
    Yorkshire Counts says:

    It’s obvious that Gordo’s one-day weekend trip to Jockland was nothing to do with family break or going to the kirk – he was paying the first instalment to the SNP and their poodles, the Taffies, to ensure their onging support – unimaginable quantities of English taxes will go there if this is allowed to happen.

  1206. 1206
    mort says:

    sorry … you are challenging our lord and saviour?

    bow to brown… hmm maybe i got that wrong

    bow to get Brown?.. san fran 96? .. odd bad feeling…. nasty smell for days too!

    brown bowed to you what do you do?, get yer cleggs’s off?

    never play snooker with no rules you never know what you will get, and you will never get what you want.

  1207. 1207
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    John Reed has just said forming a coalition of losers is a mistake
    it’s bad for the party and it’s bad for the country
    it’s wrong for Brown to stay on for four months
    if the minor parties think that all the cuts will be in England and not Scotland Ireland or Wales is crazy
    well done Reed
    it’s a shame a few more of your party dont see it the same way !

  1208. 1208
    barefootcontessa says:

    I endorse every word of the above.

  1209. 1209
    Cutter says:

    Not quite. If anything, the “English” are in fact German. Look up the words “Angles / Aengles” in any decent history book.

    Hence “Aengeland” (England).

    The Celts, if anything, are French / Spanish.

    Further back than that, we all probably wandered out of Oldouvai Gorge, and beyond that, we all probably oozed out of the primordial slime.

    Note to the religious: evolution is not incompatible with religion. The fable of god making the earth in 6 days and resting on the seventh is arguably simply evolution on fast forward.

  1210. 1210
    Biffo says:

    For fucks sake Brenda – do something useful

  1211. 1211
    Scots are scum says:

    They will be wiped out my mass immigration by the EU as well so revenge will be sweet.

  1212. 1212
  1213. 1213
    Sensible voting system please says:

    AV is not a form of Proportional Representation.

    The Lib Dems should go back to Labour and say “Both of you will offer us AV. We will go with the Tories unless you offer us a referendum on PR (Single Transferable Vote).”

  1214. 1214
    mort says:

    so is ms-lab-lib-2010 but they still get published

  1215. 1215
    The Sleeper says:

    But that’s surely my point Nell…

    Either a referendum on AV is approved…would that help Labour or LibDems? I’m sure with redefined

    Or it’s defeated..consigning the whole debate to the dustbin for decades.

  1216. 1216
    Anonymous says:

    Me to.

  1217. 1217
    mort says:

    going for over 2k

  1218. 1218
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron will offer the Lib Dems as much as he can get away with because if by the end of May it is a Lib/Lab coalition dictating the contents of the Queen’s speech then the Cameroon’s will no longer be allowed to run our party!!!

  1219. 1219
    Yorkshire Counts says:

    But Dave had the option to promise a referendum and UKIP would not stand – he turned that down and now he pays the price.

    It wasn’t UKIP who shafted Dave, it was Dave who shafted Dave (and us).


  1220. 1220
    agordonformeagordonforme says:

    Will 3 be enough, do you think?

  1221. 1221
    Zaragon says:

    He can’t claim the right – because he doesn’t have the right! Gordon remains PM and his government goes on unless he resigns or is defeated in Parliament. That’s the constitution. Power only changes hands after an election because the PM resigns, knowing he would be defeated in Parliament as his opponents now have a majority. If he wanted to he could wait until Parliament returns and let the opposition pass a vote of confidence but that would be pointless. In this case, his opponents (the Tories) do NOT have a majority. Gordon is calculating the other parties will not vote him down. He is within his rights to do that. He can buy Clegg with electoral reform and the Nationalists with cash. There is nothing to stop him doing that. We can riot all we like!

  1222. 1222
    barefootcontessa says:

    I always thought he was a vain bastard. The way he put his hand in his trouser pocket when he took part jn the leaders’ debate. He’s neither as intelligent or as good looking as he thinks he is.

  1223. 1223
    Says It All says:

    ‘that the electorate would approve AV or PR or any version thereof’

    We are surrounded by complete fucking morons who voted Labour in three times.

  1224. 1224
    Anonymous says:

    STV – The absolute definition of mediocracy: The winner is everyone’s second choice.

    Being average might be OK to some, but it will never work for this small resource starved island.

  1225. 1225
    Gordon Believer says:

    He continues to guide our country through difficult times. While he has already contributed far beyond anyone’s reasonable expectations to our welfare, I hope Mr Brown would not be wholly unwilling to serve as, say, Foreign Secretary, in a year or two.

  1226. 1226
    Jon says:

    campbell is a shit

  1227. 1227
    Voice of Treason says:

    Just a thought – the way things are going the balance of power might rest with the tree-hugging Green from the Brighton benders.

  1228. 1228
    Universal Hiss says:

    You live up to your name.

    Don’t you have an exam soon?

    Epic fail.

  1229. 1229
    barefootcontessa says:

    He hasn’t gone yet!

  1230. 1230
    Gordoom cooks the books says:

    the whole thing stinks of mandy and cambell both unelected they make me sick

  1231. 1231
    RavingMad says:

    what we need here is a revolution – where the people take back what rightfully belongs to them – not being afraid of the tyranny that exists in this country

  1232. 1232
    Anonymous says:

    you’re going to eat cat food, d’Suze?

    Is it really going to get that bad?

  1233. 1233
    Snotrocket says:

    Right Nell! The BBC, as ever, are playing this up as the most noble act of a politician. ‘Brown is resigning’. They make it sound like he is falling on his sword for the sake of the country.

    Like fuck!

    However, a little wrinkle for those who like constitutional niceties: In normal times, Brown, as an ex-PM would expect to be elevated to the HoL – where he can join his friend Mandelson. However, the convention is that a PM is not elevated ahead of his predecessor, in this case Blair.

    So, poetic justice, twice over. Blair held Brown back from being PM and now could hold him back from being in the Lords. Oh joy!

  1234. 1234
    fox u says:

    I in my small mind i had hoped the libs would be honourable and do what’s good for the country! not themselves by if not joining the Tories by at least helping by no whoring out to the Broon and there by supporting I.d cards /42 day detention/2 illegal wars sold to us by liars /unites control of our finances and all that the half dead anons on here troll for ! if one more trooper dies because the limp dicks keep the scum that sent them and under equipped them and betrayed them and their family’s i hope they burn in hell !!!!!

  1235. 1235
    downinthecoalhouse says:

    ‘one’s own bunker’

    Well there’s posh

  1236. 1236
    barefootcontessa says:

    You’re right Nell.

  1237. 1237
    Lord St. John says:

    That’s true in some countries, but not the UK. Changes in voting have always been made by Acts of Parliament (1832 through to more recent Representation of the People Acts).

  1238. 1238
    The Thing says:

    And who’s gonna back that, anyway?

  1239. 1239
    Taxi out of the UK please says:

    Anyone got any countries they can recommend we make a beeline for?

  1240. 1240
    Gordoom cooks the books says:

    it worked for Liebour in 97 got my vote wot a mug I am

  1241. 1241
    nell says:

    I can hardly believe what is emerging tonight.

    The tories have offered the libdems a referendum on AV but gordon has gone further and said he will give them PR , no referendum, just simply imposed on the electorate along with labour’s second unelected leader due in the autumn.

    Frankly this a barefaced, shameless.attempt at a Coup D’etat of the government by the labour party which has just lost the election as badly as Michael Foot did!!

    I never thought in all my days I would see such a thing here!

    Is there no-one that can stop them??!

  1242. 1242
    Ex Pat Luxembourg says:

    How does Paul expect me to read 1220 posts I go to bed at about midnight after watching Sex and the City ( repeats ) His blog has become too popular on special nights like tonight. My view is F..K Europe. Still is and will be for ever

  1243. 1243
    The Thing says:

    Then we’re done for. FFS..!

  1244. 1244
    itaallballs says:

    We feel the hand of history on our gonads.

    ht. elsewhere

  1245. 1245
    bird with small brain says:

    I don’t know how but can someone post John Reid’s BBC news interview (just ended). It should be required listening/watching by all and sundry.

  1246. 1246
    nell says:

    No because we have to stay and fight this for our children and our grandchildren.

    Are we really going to let these immoral, unprincipled, self-serving labour failures, win?!!

  1247. 1247
    Louis 14 says:

    L’état, c’est moi

  1248. 1248
    The Thing says:

    Now hearing the useles Darling on Sky. This is getting simply surreal.

  1249. 1249
    Mike Hunt says:

    The country indeed won’t wear it but the country have done what we can, voted against the c’unt. What do we do? wait another 5 fucking years with an overspend of GBP 3,000,000,000 every week.

  1250. 1250
    Anonymous says:

    Because they want forever to keep the Tories out forever.And fuck the English who voted for them by majority.

  1251. 1251
    nell says:

    Absolutely. I totally agree !!

  1252. 1252
    Snotrocket says:

    Hmmm….not sure where my last post ended up…habe we exhausted your HD Guido? :)

    Essentially, I was amusing myself with the thought that, constitutionally, Brown, as ex-PM, could expect to be elevated to and join his good friend Mandelson in the HoL. However, convention dictates (not the Brown ever pays attention to that) that an ex-PM is not elevated to the Lords ahead of his predecessor.

    So Blair, having stood in the way of Brown becoming PM fr ten years could equally be the cause of Brown failing to take ermine.

    Exceeding joy!

  1253. 1253
    fox u says:

    ‘Never will those who wage war tire of deception’. Sun Wu ,The Art of War !
    sums Labour up brilliantly!!

  1254. 1254
  1255. 1255
    Thats MISTER pleb to you! says: