Ed Balls Attacked for Expense Abuses
The Sunlight Centre for Open Politics has bought advertising space in the Yorkshire Post, Yorkshire Evening Post, Morley and Outwood Observer and Wakefield Express, attacking Ed Balls for expenses abuses including flipping his house three times, claiming for a remembrance poppy wreath and taking an £89,000 payment for producing two pamphlets for the Smith Institute in 9 months. As Guido’s co-conspirators know, the Smith Institute charity was a front for Gordon Brown and was criticised by the Charity Commission for supporting Brownite political projects. Gordon Brown’s allies Lord Myners and Wilf Stevenson resigned from the Smith Institute following the report and it was widely perceived to be a slush fund for Brown’s leadership ambitions.
The advert includes footage of Ed Balls at Oxford University wearing a Nazi uniform. This is what they are seeing in the local press tonight:
What will probably have more play with C1, D1 voters is the privileged lifestyle of Ed Balls, his public school education, privileged drinking society partying (in Nazi uniform) at Oxford, on to Harvard, working for the Financial Times before going to the Treasury to serve as Gordon’s aide and trusted henchmen. The milking of expenses by him will play very badly with voters when they know that between him and Yvette they have a household income of £300,000. Claiming £33 for a remembrance day poppy is frankly a disgrace.
People seem to have forgotten that he also claimed for a football season ticket!
Cameron Expenses
So this is the man who quite soon will be asking us all to make sacrifices for the good of the nation, most likely in the form of higher taxes, pay cuts, lost jobs, reduced pensions. The same man who according to the Telegraph “paid off a loan on his London house after he took out a taxpayer-funded £350,000 mortgage on his designated second home”.
Watch him squirm as Paxman grills him on the subject of politicians ‘over claiming’. Absolutely hilarious! So have a good laugh now and spread the good news because very soon the joke will be on us!
WTF!
This is like East Germany, three parties with the same communist treasonous policies and the state shutting down the opposition.
Who’s next UKIP?
YouGov – the Sun May 4 May 3
CONSERVATIVES 35% 35%
LABOUR 30% 28%
LIB DEMS 24% 28%
Yeah Farage has admitted to making £2m from expenses as a MEP. One of his MEPs was convicted for bogus expenses claims and another one (get this) was convicted for benefit fraud.
Yup, they are all at it!
It looks like the only person to vote for is Old Holborn!
The Daily Mash – fucking priceless!
LABOUR CALLS FOR TACTICAL VOTE-RIGGING
C Men
Any chance of Dave the Rave’s policy and attitude, including use, of recreational drugs being discussed?
Also on the topical issue of export growth, who did Dave the Rave support in his wild and wacky past, Afghanistan or Colombia?
Answers of a postcard to:
Plastic Paddy
Addled Charlie Lovers inc
Spunky Spunky House
Free Angola
I claim my half a crown, you are a liebour party candidate.
Who would the electorate really have when it comes to the nuclear trigger? Davey Boy may have used some recreational drugs in the past when a student – he wouldn’t be the first. But in comparison with the pill-chomping Gordon who needs a special diet and uppers all the time to conquer a frankly scary lack of self-control, there’s no doubt.
Bigoted old women? Flying Nokias? Printers thrown about? Verbally assaulting secretaries?
You should never ha’ made me press that button, ye bigots.
Also, smashing a Nokia into the back of his chauffeur’s head. This comes from a No 10 staffer and has the ring of truth.
Clegg MEP voted in favour of “decriminalising the use of certain substances”.
And what is Gordon on NOW!
Incidently Jack Straw was all but outed as a past user of recreational drugs by Clarissa Dickson Wright.
The Cameron drugs story is a non-runner.
btw this is a reply to MadMitch.
Because it’s been done.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/yes-i-took-drugs-says-cameron-435954.html
Just saying, obese one, how come drugs and homosexuality are groovy lifestyle choices when the perpetrator is a Lefter, and yet instantly become a mocked affliction of anybody who doesn’t agree with Labour? That was a nasty crack about smack there, if you had the guts to byline your screeds, you’d have been liable for libel.
You’ve had your 13 years, you cocked it up, now roll over and let some adults take over.
zzzzzz
You are not the full shilling.
And it shows.
‘Most likely’ ?? — smell that son, that’s labour bullshit son; nothing stinks like labour bullshit
I don’t think he comes across well on telly and David Cameron has no lips – so my xfactor pop idol hero is Lord Pearson of Rannoch
TAT change the fucking tune
if its not your piggies its your dogs or your lusting for nick griffin or your yearning for bum sex with martin webster
or your fetish for cuckoo clocks and cock cheese
++TOP BOY HAS HAD ENOUGH OF GUIDO RIMMING THE HOUSING BENEFIT CHEAT DAVID CAMERON AND THE CRACKHEAD GIDEON OSBORNE++TOP BOY DECIDES TO START HIS OWN LABOUR BLOG++
ha ha ha haq ha ha ha ha (rolls about on floor) har har har whoooo whooo whooo heee heee heee har har har oh my aching sides
just hang on while i tune this violin
i’m starting my own blog nobody loves me
i’m a sad lonely turd
why do you all ignore me
why do i have no friends
why do all the girls laugh at me
why are labour shite
titfer’s blog with regular contributions from Santa Claus, Lord Lucan and the Yeti.
why are you all those things ?
because you are a stupid twat thick as thieves
DUH! = titfer tatifilarious. One of his millions of daft monikers.
Ed, you are goin’ out on your gonads!
Will the mainstream media use that picture of Ed Balls in a Nazi uniform?
The BBC would run it 24/7 as a new background graphic if it was the tories!
In 2005 all the pollsters were well within the margin of error and which company happened to be the closest was basically down to sheer luck – it was NOP, but had their respective random samples been slightly different it could have been any other company.
Imagine claiming for a wreath. On a combined income on £300k plus expenses and “flipping” profits. What a disgrace!!
Oh I do hope the cash laden (NOT) electorate of the badlands of Morley And Deadwood give the Balls a right sueeze!!
Out effin’ rageous!!
String ‘em up Sherriff.
I’d happily pay good money for a wreath for Balls AND his bitch.
Of all the MP’s troughing claims, Balls’ wreath claim was the most obnoxious.
AND his bitch
Do you mean Gordon?
Will anybody give me a roll of piano wire and some lampposts on expenses
Guido – have you banned my Parrot?
Obviously not.
no stuffed it and nailed it to gordon’s shoulder
Do not forget that he sponsored a football at an Ossett Town match and then promptly claimed it back on expenses! He is a despicable MP renowned for not even responding to his electorate when contacted. The only time you ever see him is when he is on TV pointing the finger of blame at others. I cannot wait to see his face post election!
yeees…. but this Sunlight Centre thingummy is a front for you, isn’t it Guido? Full disclosure please
Yes. As it says on the website Guido was the founder and original funder.
Maybe, but you do have money on Balls losing don’t you.
We’ve all got money on Labour losing. You too whether you know it or not.
The United Kingdom’s AAA credit ratings hangs on Brown, Balls, Mandy and co. being booted out of office.
Even labour have money on Labour losing. £9 £Million overfraft won’t fix itself
Guido just feels very strongly about people who think it’s amusing to flirt with fascism at college.
Can Dave emulate Edward Heath?
May 4th, 2010 Year Post-war elections with a change of government
1951 Outgoing LAB government had lost an effective majority. The Tories won outright
1964 Incoming Labour government with minuscule majority. Second election eighteen months later
1970 Outgoing Labour government with working majority replaced by Tory government also with a working majority
1974F Incoming Labour minority government – second election held seven months later
1979 Outgoing LAB government had lost a working majority. The Tories won outright
1997 Outgoing CON government had lost a working majority. Labour won outright
2010 ???
Is majority to majority too big an ask?
The table says it all. Of all the changes of government that we’ve seen in the UK since 1945 just one has seen a party with a working commons majority being replaced by another, also with a working majority.
The only time it happened was in 1970 which was one of the biggest upsets there has been – for all the indications were that Harold Wilson’s Labour government would win a thirds term.
With all the other changes of government either the outgoing party did not have a workable majority or the incoming didn’t
Nah. CMD is down to his core vote. Brown is down to his core vote too. No one other than core voters want to vote. The only thing that cheers Dave up is that the Tory core vote is 33% and Labour is 28%. But that ain’t enough for Dave to get a majority.
Perhaps next time Dave should think of a better idea than “big society” which no one understands, no one believes and no one trusts.
I fear this may backfire – Tykes don’t like outsiders telling them how to vote. Balls may be a complete scumbag, but he is their scumbag !!
‘ E were born in Norfolk. E’s no scumbag of ours lad.
If Balls is a Yorkshireman, I’m a whoopin’ Red Indian.
To my dear brothers and sisters in Yorkshire, please vote this bullying, cheating Nazi trougher out on Thursday. It really is the right thing to do.
Don’t fret lad. This piece of evil has been well and truly exposed to the good folks here in Yorkshire.
We hate him so much we’re voting B&P, because they also want to get out of the EUSSR – ARE YOU LISTENING, CAST-IRON DAVE ?
Remember to use tactical voting to unseat Balls, Bercow and Mad Nads.
https://www.youfund.me.uk/linda-jack/
https://www.youfund.me.uk/nigel-farage/
Leave Nadine alone.
“Nadine, honey is that you?” (Buck Cherry)
MPs’ expenses: Tory MP Nadine Dorries admits she only spends weekends and holidays in her ‘main home’
A high-profile female Conservative MP is facing questions over her parliamentary expenses after admitting she only spends free weekends and holidays in the property she designates as her main home.
Tory MP Nadine Dorries admitted she only spends weekends and holidays in her ‘main home’ when questioned by The Daily Telegraph.
Nadine Dorries tells the Commons authorities that her second home is a rented house in her constituency where she has claimed more than £18,000 in rent.
But when questioned by The Daily Telegraph about her living arrangements, she posted a message on the internet in which she admits her daughter goes to school in the area, she keeps her pet dogs there and she spends many of her weekends working there.
She says she only goes “somewhere else” – either her holiday home in South Africa or the place she claims is her main residence – during free weekends and the parliamentary recess.
This suggests her constituency base is in fact her main or only home, which would mean she cannot pay for it using the £24,222 Additional Costs Allowance meant to cover the cost of running a second property.
In January 2010, it was revealed that Dorries was being investigated by John Lyon, the parliamentary commissioner for standards, regarding her claim for second home expensesand that it was expected that a number of neighbours from her constituency were preparing to give evidence against her.
Agree. I live near her constituency and her quotes in the local press are all good common sense.
Also she is very fanciable. VERY.
And since her divorce her name has been linked with that of the best broadcaster on the local radio round here. I used to like him but on learning that fact grew suddenly to hate the bastard.
David Cameron reprimanded a Conservative backbencher who claimed that MPs were victims of a “McCarthy-style witch-hunt” over their expenses claims.
Nadine Dorries said there were fears that an MP would commit suicide. The situation at Westminster had become “completely unbearable”.
Mr Cameron told the BBC: “Of course MPs are concerned about what is happening but, frankly, MPs ought to be concerned about what their constituents think and ought to be worrying about the people who put us where we are.”
There was clear anger among the Tory leadership at the latest intervention by the outspoken Ms Dorries, MP for Mid Bedfordshire, with one senior source describing her comments as “completely wacky”.
In November 2009 it was revealed that she was using taxpayers’ money to employ her daughter on a salary of £28,000. Nadine Dorries had previously also employed her eldest daughter, Philippa in her office
She’s a wrinkly old titwitch. You must be fucking desperate chum.
Yes, I am. She’s way out of my league.
Go Nads!
It was also revealed that Dorries had claimed £20,000 in office expenses for work undertaken by a media relations and public affairs company.
Bring back Elizabeth Filkin.
Declare your interest, Guido…
Do keep up.
Perhaps this section from the ‘about’ part of this website will help.
‘Perception
Guido sees himself as a journalist, a campaigning journalist who publishes via a website. He campaigns against political sleaze and hypocrisy. He doesn’t believe in impartiality nor pretend to it.’
Simples. Guido likes his Guinness. Damien McBride spilled Guido’s pint and made threats against his family. McBride also attempted to smear lots of other people through a slanderous website. Guido destroyed McBride’s career by exposing his pathetic smeers. Ed Balls is the conduit by which the vile McBride can still influence national life. Ed Balls must be expelled from office.
Oh yes and Ed Balls is a total Hunt.
I object to being linked to Ed Balls even though he wants Labour supporters to vote LimpDim in order to keep Gordon Brown in Drowning street.
And until Cleggmania the LibDems wanted LibDems to support Labour so they could be in government (they still do actually — can’t say so of course).
Both of them are a can of worms, a box of snakes and Clegg’s an EU Trojan horse. Avoid the lot of them.
Clegg is a vain man. Doesn’t bode well for the future, if he gets a chance at power. Don’t trust him, too much like the Blair.
Balls and Peter Hain are urging people to vote tactically to keep the Tories out. While tonights Labour Party Political Broadcast, starring some bald ex-soap actor, specifically warns against tactical voting. Just reinforces the idea that they’re desperate and don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.
Pompous Pete The Welsh Secretory. You can see the sebum oozing out of him. What a complete t’osser.
I hope all labour supporters everywhere, take balls and hains advice to vote lib dem
The Target is in the cross-hairs, and the trigger is being squeezed….
I’d like to squeeze his throat, whilst bashing his face against a brick wall.
“Does it hurt, Mr Balls? So what! Can’t breathe, Mr Balls? So What!”
Try a Vazectomy!
My poor Balls…………still he’ll be made a peer if he loses his seat
HAHAHAHAHAHA WHO says? Labour? That promise will last as long as their promise to hold a referendum on the EU treaty or their commitment NOT to charge University top-up fees or increase income tax!!!
Labour are lying sacks of shit! it is in their DNA!!!
Or their promise, in 1997, of a referendum on PR.
Liars all.
Yes, but on the upside, everyone’s had access to an NHS dentist since 2001, there are no mixed-sex wards in NHS
deathcampshospitals, everyone who goes to university can speak at least two languages and unfettered immigration has been vital in driving the success of our economy. Just as Tony promised in 1997.“Cool Britannia says:
Yes, but on the upside, everyone’s had access to an NHS dentist since 2001, there are no mixed-sex wards in NHS deathcamps hospitals, everyone who goes to university can speak at least two languages and unfettered immigration has been vital in driving the success of our economy. Just as Tony promised in 1997.
“”
But most of them went to Uni speaking 3 languages under BLiar’s diversity policy for thickos and his education policies cost them one of their languages.
Still, think of the 53 other languages that the indigenous kids in some of our schools can pick up from their co-pupils whilst forgetting their own through neglect. The benefits of multiculturalism, eh!
And the ‘no mixed-sex wards’ lie is just that – another ZaNuLieBor lie!
As is the ‘access to NHS dentist’ lie.
Maybe the record amount of money “raised” by Labour recently has something to do with the dissolution Honours?
(Dissolute =debauched. according to my dictionary.)
Debauched Honours is about right.
Can it be Dunkey Banatripe looking to be elevated to the House of Lards?
What a pity there wasnt a film crew handy to see you Yvette Cooper making a right Balls of yourself th other day when you wheeled one of your little Balls down Castleton high street and people were refusing to allow you to speak to them. T he public didnt just restrict themselves to polite phrases of go away either did they.
I’d have given a month’s Child Credit to see that.
If we get rid of Cooper and Balls does that mean that ZaNu Lie Baaah have been properly castrated?
The stink of flipping corruption!
So what?
The Rt Hon Ed Balls actually said “swot” as you would know if you listened to 5Lies er… 5Live
That was my stutter that I have managed to overcome so well that nobody knew I ever had one.
That was after he tried to claim that he had said ‘So weak’, in response to Tory criticism.
The man needs a jolly good thrashing.
What is it about PPE at Oxford that attracts the most dim-witted people? David Miliband fails Physics yet saunters out of Oxford with a First in PPE; similarly others who are useless in sciences and maths such as Boris Johnson, David Cameron and Ed Balls. These numpties presume to lecture us on ‘climate change’ yet they failed in science. PPE must be scrapped: it has damaged the country enough.
champagne socialist caught out red handed practising Hypocrisy, I’m shocked
Ed Balls is going down!
You bastard, Fawkes !!! How DARE you expose my underhand, sleazy, thieving, mendacious and money-grubbing character to your readership !!!
A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR GORDON BROWN !!!!!
KEEP BALLS IN, KEEP BROWN IN !!
looking forward to seeing Ed’s count coming in short… way over promoted
I get the impression that you really, really fucking hate Balls, Fawkes.
Are all of your threads between now and the election going to feature a member of the labour party that we can mercilessly abuse and mock?
I do fucking hope so.
i second the motion
I agree with concrete nicked pump’s.
Ooooh yes please lots more.
CastratED and his bluddy awful wife, Milibanana, Jackieboots Bathplug-Smiff …. grief the list’s as long as me arm.
We haven’t had a thread about Yvette Cooper yet. Surely she must be for the chop too, no?
Oh… a 15,000 majority.
Thank you FPTP; doing a bang-up job as always. Roll-on recall elections.
Why do you think I got my boots on in this weather??? Always a vote winner x
The ones from Eds Nazi Uniform you mean?
It will take more than recall elections to get our antiquated electoral system onto some sort of track, which is why of course, all of these these scum-sucking gutter-snipes are running away from STV Proportional Representation. Naturally, that includes the Liberal Anti-Democrats.
http://nbyslog.blogspot.com/2010/05/clegg-out-of-closet-at-last.html
So you think PR would be better?
You can bet Balls would be so far up the party list it would require a 90% turnout for the Tories to even start threatening his seat in parliament.
what do you mean ‘going to’
LOL!
Balls is a smarmy two faced double talking scumbag liar trained by Gordon in the counting house and his attachment dog of a wife an ascerbic little viper with the same traits and trainer…what a pleasure to see them both dispatched to oblivion
And those are their good points
Had we but world enough and time, I’d like to see you do them all.
But we don’t. So just stick to the vile Balls.
And Harman. Please. And Blears.
Yes please and all Bliars Babes who stand up on PMQ’s (sic) to praise the Doomed One.
And Jacqui Smith. Blair supported her today. Tell me why a thieving cow like that deserves support.
Wants to borrow her husband’s porn as Cherie is going through menopause.
KRRRRRAAAAWWKK!!! ‘EDTHEBALL!!! ‘EDTHEBALL!!! (pistachio) OOZEANUGLYHOONZEN!!!
“Claiming £33 for a remembrance day poppy is frankly a disgrace.”
- I dunno. If he had an MPs blog, say, and asked his constituents whether it was alright to do this making it clear that the wreath would state that it was donated by the people of Morley and Outwood and not Ed Balls it would be okay. But he didn’t do that, did he? So he’s just a cheap-ass hack.
Ed Balls – The Portillo of 2010.
Boris Johnson claimed expenses for a wreath:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5431700/MPs-expenses-Boris-Johnson-claimed-16.50-for-Remembrance-Sunday-wreath.html
At least he got it half-price. But then, Boris, great bloke in some ways, absolutely your man if you need a few Greek elegiac couplets, but frankly a cad with the ladies and you wouldn’t lend him money, would you?
What is wrong with looking after the ladies nicely, sir?
Nothing, provided they are not married to someone else at the time.
I don’t think the original Vikings were too concerned about such minor concerns, sir! ……. Careful – watch that horn!
Mr Viking,
You are entitled to your opinion, but we at the Society of Philanderers and Galivanters believe that bringing pleasure to the neglected wives of this world is both a duty and a pleasure.
He is a simply foul human being and a really nasty piece of work.
I agree @Aging Bull. Please please please can the voters in his constituency see sense and vote this vile man out. I give up an awful lot to see him lose on Thursday night.
I’m in the privileged position of being one of those voters, and I’ll be delighted to wake up on Friday to see the bastard gone (though, of course, in his case this would probably mean that he can get a job on his wife’s constituency staff and enjoy some taxpayer funded porn to pass the time.)
I thought they are going to ban the employment of M.P’s family members in future.
Nah, just their porn ration.
Keep up – they’ve quietly amended the proposed rule so that they can still openly employ one family member. (And undoubtedly quietly employ many more through pseudonyms).
Plus ca change, encore le meme chose – as we fervent Europeans say.
Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose
as we people who can spell French and remember a quotation would say.
*APPLAUSE*
Great stuff Guido – it couldn’t happen to a nicer chap.
Egg balls, what a silly bunt !!!!!
looking forward to another one biting the dust !!!
Fucking outstanding.
Too late now to run off 10,000 CDs of that video and pop them through the letterboxes of his constituency I suppose.
He’ll be very cross at you Guido.
Good. Maybe his blood pressure will finally blow his eyes clean out of his head. They look only a few PSI short of that as it is.
hopefully most people would have the sense not to put CD’s like that into their PCs.
Virus risk.
Mad cow disease?
Mad cow disease isnt a virus.
I surprise myself sometimes with my sad gittery.
Not a virus, but in fact something far more interesting – a malfunction in protein folding that is self-propagating.
It’s quite similar to Socialism in a way – Socialism is a malformed ideology that tends to induce stupidity in sufferers, spreads by welfare dependence and corruption, and ultimately destroys the countries that it affects.
As an aside, may I say that Tony Blair is looking particularly ill, and I hope his end is soon, painful and slow?
Be really useful if some of the deposit losers would withdraw just to increase the odds against the slime Balls chances.
a 12 bore would be much more reliable
Shotgun up his arse, Freddie Flintoff style?
Guido,
Just a quick question but hope you can answer it , I do hope that Guy News will reporting live or maybe a lovely news video when you capture the “Portillo” moment when the result is declared and he loses his seat.
Love to see what superglue he uses to keep his eyes open and the shot of his mouth hitting the floor when he realises that he needs his P45 for his new job.
You have teased us for so long, Guido. Well done – I’m sure the honest and decent folk of Morley and Outwood will kick this odious little shite out.
That’s the last time you will see the words ‘decent’ and ‘Morley’ in the same sentence.
Keble, Oxford – not so much a college, more a Fair Isle sweater. Time was when it harmlessly cranked out C of E vicars. Now it is a nest of Balls.
Don’t forget Andrew Adonis. We’re so proud of Adonis and Balls that we made them honorary fellows. Talk about scraping the barrel…
HONORARY???
Something he doesn’t get paid for?
There must be a reason………….
Time to become a member of the Destroy Keble society.
Membership cost:
1 year – 1 red brick
10 years – 1 white brick
life – 1 black brick.
Who you dust down with the brick afterwards is up to you…
The “black” bricks aren’t black, you ignoramus. They’re indigo.
There is no such colour as indigo. Do keep up at the back.
It’s just a hazy shade of purple.
Always been known as Feeble College. Very appropriate in the case of these two turds. Poisoned some visitors a few years ago but handy for the Pitt-Rivers museum.
Spot on Guido
BRING IT ON!!!
Guido,
You are blatantly using this forum to pursue Balls in a personal vendetta.
Good Man!
Seth
Yes, keep up the good work
BBC “Newsnight” urgently looking for examples of postal voting fraud – if there have been any in your area -
http://twitter.com/BBCNewsnight
- tweeted about two hours ago. E-mail newsnightinvestigations@bbc.co.uk
There is a lot about, even the sweaties are at it tonight :
http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/topstories/General-Election-2010-Inquiry-into.6270154.jp
Fat boy Salmond says its a Sassenach plot….
There’s no footage of him in a Nazi uniform, just one still photograph. Could you lie less obviously so that we believe the rest of what you tell us?
It is footage of a photo.
snigger
Or frottage of a photo.
A Balls Spad no less.
Try looking for a new job on Friday.
A female Spad supporting the Balls
Oh dear
a scrote
Jane, love, Ed gets everything he deserves just make sure you tell him that when you report back will you?
Yeah but it’s Ed Balls, so it would even be OK to fake it if it didn’t exist.
Actually, could someone photoshop him fisting a kitten just to be sure?
How about a Bengali tiger fisting Balls?
Julius Caesar: Act 1, Scene 1:
Cobbler
A trade, sir, that I hope I may use with a safe conscience, which is, indeed, sir, a mender of bad soles.
There is your footage.
Dear Ms Dim,
Blame Sue. It works for Gordon.
Applying leeches to the gonads. Scumbags Balls &Cooper you poisonous troughing pigs.
He’s a vile specimen, but aren’t people sick to the back teeth of hearing why not to vote for someone? I am. I want a reason to vote for someone.
If you vote for somebody other than Balls then Balls is less likely to get re-elected. I’d call that a solid enough reason.
Obviously. But what a sad state of affairs – who do you want least? Maybe we should hold an anti-election and give it to the last man standing.
But that’s how it is. Either you accept the situation of chosing the least of the evils or don’t bother at all.
Main thing is Brown is on the way out. Balls losing his seat is icing on the cake. The Labour Party disintegrating into a marxist mess never to see power again would be a nice-to-have. Blair being dragged to the Hague… OK enough of my shopping list.
Vote for Antony Calvert because he will humiliate Ed Balls.
Not voting for CastratED is a positive reason FOR voting for someone else!
He wants to be even richer like his idol Tony Blair
He’s already rich.
In many Third World countries they prefer their leaders to be wealthy since they are less likely to be corrupt. As they say, “they’re pockets are already full.”
More always wants more.
Morley always wants more.
Who is the richest woman in Parliament?
Why none other than that fearless socialist Margaret Hodge, worth a cool £50 million, mind you, her fabulous wealth does not stop her charging you for everything, including her chocolate hob nobs.
Classy, class warrior!
Just been on Look North (thats Yorkshire Local news btw) that Gordon Brown is due in West Yorkshire shortly, and he will be campaigning through the entire night and that this has never been done before during a campaign. What is he going to be doing? Doorstepping milkmen and security guards?
He’ll need a lot of security
Great news, Gordon is electoral poison on steroids. The more people see him, the more they hate him. Keep up the good work Gordo, we are all looking forward to Labour coming third.
gordon doesn’t talk to real people. No doubt he’ll be giving one of his weird marathon sermons to tribal labourites who are all going to sit through the night to keep him company. Perhaps he’s hoping to get it into the Guinness Book of Records.
I hope he’s not hoping it will win him votes because that’s a very unlikely outcome of his efforts.
Hey, amphetamine shares are going through the roof
Bloody Norah he’ll need extra medication if he’s going to attempt that one. He looks bad enough when he’s supposed to have had some shut-eye.
Sam Fox, he is going to canvass workers on the night shift. If he approaches the
ladies of the night the plod may arrest him.
“Sword swallowing gentlemen of the night”, surely?
To the melodious tones of the pink oboe.
The only visible thing in the dark will be the Cheshire cat like gurning grin. Imagine opening your door to that! No chance you dunce.
I just saw it – a good performance, I agree (and I’m not a Tory supporter). A shame it’s coming so late. Too late?
You littel people are such biguts.
Can you not see that your Dere Leeders must not live littel lives like yous do.
You are not wanted in the north east.
just hope the lack of sleep won’t impair his judgement
He is flying on billy wizz
Save some for me!
Question.
If Gordon Brown is going to take responsibility for new labour’s election loss, who is he going to sack? If he’s thrown out of 10 Downing Street who can he sack? If he retires from politics, who can he sack? Cos he sure as hell ain’t gonna sack himself!
He’s gonna do good for people, he said so on telly this morning.
That’s what he lives for, helping people with the aid of his compass.
c.eng said “He’s gonna do good for people, he said so on telly this morning. ”
Like Blair and his so-called Faith Foundation, self enrichment in the name of philanthropy.
Trouble is we little people can’t understand the intelligent minds of these great philanthropic (using our money) Soshalists,
so we end up misunderstanding them, and coming to the conclusion that they are stinking hypocrites.
I wouldn’t mind so much if they had any, repeat any, ability, but they are absolute cretins at everything other than feathering their own nests.
To be fair, Bliar was a world class conman, to give credit where it is due. Other than that he was along with his grasping wife, a totally venal shit. Brown by comparison is rather more a Gerry Anderson type creation, you can see the strings and you know who is pulling them, you know too that every word he utters is either an outright lie or a devious half truth.
Balls has the traits of both, the venal and grasping aspect of the Bliars, wedded to the dishonesty and bullying of Brown.
A more detestable chancer and hypocrite, it would be hard to find.
c.eng @75. Not sure which type of compass he will use, but it really doesn’t matter. If a magnetic one it points North and off he goes in that direction.
If a draughtmans compass he will just go round in circles.
The former gets him out of No.10 & the latter will drive him to the madhouse.
It’s a winwin situation as far as the country is concerned.
Perhaps he can find my pension that he lost with his compass.
He did not lose it, he stole it, something he has done regularly from everyone, during the last 13 years.
It’s called socialism and it works like this, you earn money, the government do not like that, so they put in place laws that take that money from you under threat of imprisonment.
People like Brown will only be truly happy when everyone is totally dependent on the state for everything and everything the population notionally earn or possess, is the property of the state.
In the diseased mind of socialism, utopia is reached when the state has total control of your life and dissent has been eliminated.
If I were the Queen, I’d be bloody careful….
I wouldn’t put it past him to try to sack the electorate.
It’s Sues fault.
Good luck Guido in getting rid of bastard Balls. Couldn’t happen to a better target
As far as I know this video was prepared by the Sunlight Centre for Open Politics.
I just received a copy and thanks to the contributors who made it happen.
Just felt we need to acknowledge who’s done the work.
Excellent of Guido to post it though. Maybe it’ll be enough to push the Troughing Hypocrite Pig Balls into the slurry for keeps.
Got a bottle of champagne ready for the Balls moment.
Will make Irn Bru taste like Bollinger
I now realise that the Sunlight Centre is just one of the many tentacles of Guido’s web, if you’ll excuse the mixed metaphor.
Still a brilliant exposure for a’ that.
Ed Balls has unwittingly parachuted himself into enemy territory (Morley and Outwood), just like Rudolph Hess and the natives are not very friendly and just like the last time a firing squad awaits, methinks somebody stitched him up (GB?), If you want to make some money betting on the election look no further than a Portillo moment for him, but be quick with the anti-post price before the odds shorten, he is toast!
No – Balls and Brown stitched up the sitting MP to make room for Ed.
That was then but this is now, knives out for Caesar Brown, infamy, infamy they’ve all…. got-it-in-for-me cries Gordon (all the usual suspects). To mix metaphors with my posts another Baron Von Stauffenburg moment.
Small and tiresomely pedantic point – Hess was not put before a firing squad, but tried at Nuremburg and imprisoned in Spandau, where he died in 1987 without the aid of high-velocity lead.
Balls, I would submit, ought not to be shot either. His should be a lingering, painful death. Ideas, anyone?
My preference would be for a new attraction to be built on to, say, Alton Towers. There, all present and past members of the NuLab cabinets since 1997 (except, perhaps, for Frank Field) would be manacled and stapled to robust posts set into concrete in the open air. Quantities of rotten fruit and vegetables would be provided which the public could toss to or at them. They would be given no other means of sustenance. Only in a prolonged drought would they be given anything to drink other than the rainwater they could catch (we don’t want any merciful releases, do we?). Members of HM armed forces who have served in Afg/Iraq would be plied with as much free beer as they desired and invited to relieve themselves over their one-time masters (lager passes through faster than Guinness, please note). Entry would be free and costs met from the liquidation of the victims’ assets. When they eventually expired their carcases would be left to scavenging animals t consume and their bones bagged-up and dumped in the local tip.
At Evensong last Sunday the theme of the address was ‘forgiveness’. That’s why I’m going soft on the bastards.
How very inventive. I’d queue to see that.
Yes, quite right, he was shamefully imprisoned forever in Spandau Castle mainly because the Russian refused to entertain any parole, after all he thought he was on a (misguided) peace mission,…… Ed Balls on the other hand!
Shoot them first, then forgive them.
Sounds like the traditional hanging, drawing and quartering is a bit tame for you.
There must be an anti-hero who took from the poor and gave to the rich, apart from the Sherriff of Nottingham, because he was just like one of these Council Chief Executives, a higly paid useless apparatchik.
Perhaps there was a Gordon Hood, evil counterpart to Robin.
So not too keen on the Balls then?
Please, please! The Copper-Balls.
There will be plenty of time for that later on. Right now focus, focus.
Could we just repeatedly hang the two Brown’s hour after hour until the bloody rope broke?
Oh Donni. You have an eye for expressive art. What a shame you are too late to submit your entry for the Turner Prize. You would have won hands down!
Sounds like Ed Balls should change his name to Ed Cnut.
Maybe Ed Hoon might be more subtle
Ooh, you’re into Nazi sex as well, Eddie boy?
Has anyone told LibDems in Morley to vote tactically?
What is he doing to the character in front of him in the Nazi Uniform photograph?
That will Balls it up for him
Balls and his nasty bint are venomous. The troughing t.u.r.d.s. are probably planning a smearing and bullying campaign for Balls to become the next leader of the labour party funded by the parasite Whelan. Vile
Just received a load of bile from Crawley Labour party – key marginal – will the tories send something out tomorrow?
i’m getting worried
Crawley a ‘key marginal’? Where NuLiebour have a majority of just 37? It’s as good as lost.
It thus behoves me to point out that pensioners currently paying 30% tax on their meagre incomes paid for the £800 a month that the Cooper-Balls household splurged down at Waitrose every month.
For years.
Leave the gas fire off old dear, and just put another cardigan on: just remember who’s roast beef and Pomerol you’re buying…and be proud, proud, proud to serve the Labour Party.
yvettecooper must have been appointed gordon’s scaremongering tsar. Earlier today she was spouting off about middle class families being catapulted into poverty by the wicked tories who are going to cut child tax credits for those earning over £40k ,although in truth I think cameron has said he’s cutting this tax for those earning over £50k. So she lied, what a surprise!
Tonight she’s wittering on about the tories being disaster for the over 50′s and pensioners because they are going to raise the pension age and hit pensions. Ermm… nobody has apparently told her that actually it’s gordon who has raised the pension age and it was gordon who has already raided our pensions to a tune of £5billion. And it was gordon who arranged to tax what’s left of it.
What a twit she is. And how scary that someone so economically illiterate could be a minister of the crown.
Why does this woman hide behind a pseudonym?
She’s MRS BALLS not cooper. Soon to be wife of a person on the dole
Hyphenating was not an option. Co(o)per-Balls was even worse.
She’s just a piece of ignorant, white trash that likes her husband to bring cheese on toast to her in bed, dressed in his gimp suit.
One has to remember that £40,000 p.a would be abject poverty to the Balls family who struggle along on a joint income of £300,000 is it?
Millitwit II had that at £30k on Newsnight. Who to believe? Decisions decisions.
get rid of ed and yvette…….saving approx. £600,000 in salary (undeserved) and expenses p.a……………..employ 30 nurses………..
it is all about fairness and front line services isn’t it?
take2
This should be go forth not go fourth
http://tinyurl.com/32nf4yw
Gordon Brown can “Go fourth and multiply “
Or even, ‘Go down to the Forth to drown’, but that’s really too quick an end for many of us.
The ‘Grace of Wapping’ might provide some entertainment.
Three tides and you’re out!
At last! A Conservative attack video – the gloves should have come off weeks ago!
More Please!!
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/willheaven/100037917/the-conservatives-new-video-13-years-of-labour/
Great but and it’s a big but. They are only on the internet not the telly were they need to be.
What a stunning video. It should be shown in schools, hospitals, old people’s homes, factories up and down the country. 13 years of labour ruin compressed into 10 minutes. Watch it and weep at what these idiots have done to us all.
Learn from those ‘chain’ emails?
“We have 2 days to save the UK” – PLEASE copy this email address and send it to 20 people and ask them to do the same?
Hell I am going to do just that!
I think everyone who has blog or website should donate some free space for this very important message about Ed Balls.
http://thatsnews.blogspot.com/2010/05/do-you-know-ed-balls.html
Labour perv nicked
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Arrest-Follows-Sky-News-Internet-Sex-Grooming-Undercover-Investigation/Article/201005115625404?lpos=UK_News_Carousel_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15625404_Arrest_Follows_Sky_News_Internet_Sex_Grooming_Undercover_Investigation
And the Perv Labour fukker had bogus postal voting forms for the kids to fill in!!
Just one thought for the night folks.
Labour / gordon and aintbustinagut have put an embargo on news about our troops, who are fughting and dying ,in Afghanistan during this election campaign.
Labour are Evil People!!!
Spare a thought for our lads and lasses fighting this War!! Never before, Never!! has a British government, during a time of War , during an election , placed an embargo on news about that war as gutlessgordon has done this time!!
Never !! Not in the Boer War, Not in WW1 and not in WW2.
And yet gutlessgordon has done it now!!!! What does that say about him!!!
‘Night sweetie’s .
I am so hoping that Labour is going to lose tomorrow!!!
He looks like a Lib-Dem to me…mind you I can’t tell if he’s wearing socks with his sandals….
Great video but i’m affraid it’s
Let him dangle for a bit.
Come home to Labour. Was he talking to Sarah?
I did know that he iss a total fucking Hunt.
Good people of Morley and Outwood. The hopes and prayers of all this septered isle lie in your hands. Please, please throw out the vile and pugnacious creature that is Ed Balls. A dose of this sort of medicine would make the whole country feel better.
It Was The Right Thing To Do!
Just remember – we champagne socialists are the creme de la creme, – and we’re here to tell YOU what to do.
Now just fuck off.
Evadne dear – more caviar?
More NuLabour hypocrisy:
Non-dom Sir Ronnie Cohen gave £250k cash to Lab last week, according to EC register.
And they accepted it, no doubt.
Too little, too late.
OT Guido theres a rumour that the Lisbon Treaty is coming to a parliament near us in a few weeks,how about a little word about it on your blog.
Support that – the more publicity for this ‘Lisbon Treaty re-ratification’ the better.
We’ll accept waiting until after Thursday but, by next Monday, it needs to be headline news everywhere.
This could be the key to forcing Cast-Iron Dave to put up or piss off – he reneged on the referendum, if he tries to wriggle out of this, he’ll be as toasty as Brown.
We never forget a traitor.
Once a traitor always a traitor, I trusted him once I would’nt trust him now. He is after my vote but its too late Davy, its the unmentionables for me this time.
U thick -who voted for the fucking Treaty and made it law? Why don’t you call them traitors too?
Or have you forgotten about them?
Clegg on sky getting exited
he may be a “wisely acclaimed defence of the chief staff”!
The man has election fever !
premature ejaculection
Getting exited? Are you sure?
For somebody who doesn’t know who he is, I must say you have brilliant way with words. Your ‘premature ejaculection’ should be added forthwith to the Oxford Dictionary – and submitted to the New York Times (is it?) annual list of appropriate new words.
If the Balls’ constituency result is one of the first to be declared, it will indeed be an early exit.
Isn’t the English language wonderful?
Thank you, sir, for your kind thoughts! Yes, I agree with your closing sentiments totally! But regrettably, one may not have everything one’s own way. I always try to check out phrases that appear to spring from nowhere in my mind by Googling them – and so I did with “premature ejaculection”.
There were no less than 344 hits, the top one of which was authored by the malodorous Michael White. So I may not claim to have had the idea first. Too good not to use though at such a time!
What a jolly decent chap, refusing to take the credit for someone else’s idea.
You’d make a lousy MP.
Thank you, Mr Tapeworm, even more for your latter sentence, that for your former!
New Labour is the Nazi party.
And Balls is the Reichsfuhrer!
excellent – lol – get rid of the slimy, fraudulent turd………and why does he wife always look so miserable………she needs some of the Lord Mandy Voletrouser therapy………fnarr
Well she’s a miserable trout. She has a face like a smacked arse. Still, I don’t suppose we should be surprised, married to a grade A tosser like Balls.
“Bottler ” Cameron is at it again
The Conservatives cancelled last week, then again this week. Now they say he doesn’t have time. So no DC v Jon Snow
I agree with you ( in public ).
Privately, Martin, I think you’re just a bigoted lump of fresh doggy-doo.
Perhaps someone saw the interview with Damien Green and Millitwat jnr and decided Snow was so openly biased in favour of Millitwat that there there was really no point.
Jon Snow is an interviewer who is outwardly biased towards Liberals and Socialists. Reporters with such overt political bias are quite frankly an affront to neutrality and objectivity.
Jon snow shares a Common Purpose with Balls and other Bob the Builder Bergers.
Guido this is all well and good but never forget multi millionaire Dave is claiming the Max allowances for a Châteaux in the Cotswolds.
Lets not forget too the Right Honourable Ed Balls pretending to care about schools having no money (http://tinyurl.com/3yc36j4) whilst spending £3M on his personal contemplation suite and massage room: http://tinyurl.com/ya5b6jc
That David Cameron is a wrong ‘un
David Cameron has refused to do an election campaign interview for Channel 4 News. First time anyone can remember this happening
Sorry, feeling a bit, well, you, dyspeptic.
Better to refuse the biased C4 News than storm in demanding air time, per the Campbell creep?
Channel 4 ‘News’?
More like:
Channel 4 ‘Broadcasting wing of the Guardian, except we think the Guardian is too right wing, actually, and we love the foxhunting ban and the best bit about 13 years of OUR government in power was the introduction of Gay Adoption – they don’t like it up ‘em, you know, and even though Jon Snow earns half a million a year, gratis the taxpayer, he’s still a proper socialist, no, really, he is – he gives his champagne bottles to the poor to piss in he’s such a gent, and don’t you love his snazzy ties, he’s great and so is Gordon, and Ed, and the lovely Yvette, buying wreaths is fine so long as it’s with taxpayers’ money, after all, it is on their behalf that he laid the wreath, he wasn’t just trying to make himself look good, oh no, he’s a gent an’ no mistake, Vote Labour! … errr … News’
Didn’t I leave my moral compass on Gillian Duffy’s settee ??
no in the crack of the old duffle bag tithead
Mrs Ruby sees off another low-life Party election political doorstep canvasser.
(tappity-tap) (scuttle) ULLODARLIN’!!! FANCYASHAG!!! (squirt) A-AAAAAAAAARRKK!!!
Education , education, edu’cayshion…. twat!…. cheeky fucker!…. says African Grey.
i have just posted this on the last blog
I would like Cameron to come out and say he would block any move to make Ed Bollocks becoming a Lord !
He Knows he will lose his seat but is un-concerned
if after the election i saw Ball’s cleaning Shit Pot’s in the Public toilets i would feel very strongly that he was depriving some one more capable of the job !
Please don’t vote my ‘Excrement Ed’ out.
Who will pack Balls’ bags ??
Just looking at McBUST in Manchester looks like he’s stood in the middle of a field !
i can not believe they can find enough fucking idiots to fill a phone box let alone a hall !
It’s Red ties all round !
All the better to hang them with.
Brown is ranting like Hitler but the crowd are getting tired .
How appropriate !
http://tinyurl.com/yllc2ty
is that eva Braun on that pic?what a doll.
No. It’s me and Mrs. Scooper inside the Bunker.
Guido, you forgot to mention what a stout fellow Mr. Balls was when Gormless Gordon tried ( and failed ) to oust me.
Balls has been crushed once; Balls needs to be crushed one last time.
Lisbon Treaty needs re-ratification
http://mrsduffyimnobigot.blogspot.com/2010/05/lisbon-treaty-needs-re-ratification.html
Kin L this speech by Gordon has convinced me to vote Tory rather than UKIP. The threat of Gordon getting re-elected is too horrible to contemplate.
I do realise that Gordon has never been elected anyway.
HE is MAD
utterly barking – and so are those fucktards whooping at his every word.
I’m convinced that I am living in some parallel universe everytime I see Gordon making a speech. Can there be that many retards in one room under health and safety rules? Its absolutely astonishing how many fucking idiots there are in this country.
That’s unfair to retards tbh.
But those people are utterly brain-washed, unquestioning, ZaNuLabour tossflaps- no doubt about it.
Isn’t balls, like brown and labour, just owned by the Unite union any way?
Where does the ordinary working man or woman, fit in to Labour’s organisation?
You Union subs fund our lifestyle.
There’s no place for comprehensive school educated, working class oiks in the modern Labour Party.
CAN YOU SPOT THE DIFFRENCE ?
8DOLF H1TLER & EVA BR8UN
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l165/tycalibre/triple_flippers.gif
ED BALLS AND YVETTE COOPER
http://extremeresistance.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/86577.jpg
Vote tactically to remove Labour.
Come on, UKIP followers! I voted for your lot in the last euro elections, and will do so again next time – this election is about stopping the party which signed us up to Lisbon.
I’ve come to the same conclusion but it does mean I’ll have to vote for Mad Nadine Dorries, but as her opponent Lib Dem Linda Jack is a member of the Professional Loony party that’s not too big a problem.
Linda Jack was also kind enough to point out that she is the only candidate who might win against the conservative Nadine, which helped me make my mind up.
If I lived in Buckingham I’d vote for UKIP and Nigel, as I don’t, and as we’ve got to make every vote count to rid ourselves of Evil in the shape of the Soshalists and their leader McEvil I’m gonna have to vote Conservative.
Sorry UKIP, this is too important to waste my vote this time.
All 3 parties broke their promises on a Euro referendum including our Bullingdon Boy hero who’s cast iron promise shattered completely. Were all Bilderburgers now.
Onwards and upwards to Brussels.
Dave says you will be able to sack your MP. Obvious really. Vote for Nadine now and sack her next week. Parachute in some poor B’astard who inexplicably lost their seat! Sorted
If Calvert wins Thursday, I’ll personally go to Morley & Outwood to shake his hand and say thank you for ridding us of this evil slime that is Balls.
Contribute to Calvert campaign it is the most worthwhile cause around at the moment.
Gordon’s ranting speech is going to put the final nail in his Coffin. It is just a tirade of Lies.
BBC love it. You say lies, they say passion…
You Eva and I say Ivor!
Let’s cal the whole thing off. It’s the right thing to do!
That’s a lovely hatchet job his best pal McBride would have been proud of.
Shucks.
Guido looking for a ride
http://www.boners.com/grub/805861.html
Won’t you miss me when I’m kicked out Friday? Please give me another chance. I beg you.
F.O.A.D
God Ross Kemp is a shit actor.
Yet another Labour Grant.
O/T
Muslima fined 500 euro in Novara for wearing niqab at the post office.
Translated from Italian news blog site.
Asif says:
How low have the European countries stooped in their prejudice, hatred and intolerance to some that is different. Every human being is entitled to be treated with respect and dignity despite their choice of attire, race, language or color. She is being victimised and attacked and now fined for choosing to dress in a certain way. How hypocritical are the countries that choose hate and prejudice over freedom of expression and tolerance.
Pippo says:
They would also fine her if she were naked.
I went into a post office in a ski mask and got arrested,I had to shoot my way out.
So did I, but I always deny it and refuse to take a DNA test.
Just like western women in Saudi Arabia, or any number of other enlightened countries in that region that “choose hate and prejudice over freedom of expression and tolerance.”
If you don’t like it, Muslima, piss off to a country where permanent subjugated disguise is encouraged.
When in Rome…….
” freedom of expression and tolerance”? And Islam? Hah!
Well, don’t that just take the biscuit – I sincerely hope he didn’t criticize Harry for his little uniform slipup! That guy is seriously deranged, his eyes pop out of his head when he speaks and he likes Gordon ’nuff said?’
I have never been so annoyed in a long time. Gordon’s diatribe in Manchester is putting my telly in serious danger.
HOW CAN HE TELL LIE AFTER LIE and get away with it? Surely the carefully selected audience know he is talking absolute bull shit?
Don’t you think they did at nuremburg too?
They don’t care.
They are brainwashed. With NuLAbour its a bit like the stepford wives they all follow the party regardless. It beggars belief but that is how it is, sad but oh so predictable.
It reminded me of a Nuremburg rally too. Mad deluded leader spouting shite for hours on end whilst being blindly supported by the party faithful.
Oh yes; any post which takes the disgraceful Eddie Balls to oblivion is worth a few words here.
‘So what’! the little prick will ask…
Yup, you are a little prick, so that’s what. Just piss off.
I hear from good business connections in your new constituency that you are now neck and neck with someone who is still proving to be better than you, and you’ve only got a few hours to realise you’ll not be around much more – except as the ‘Balls Moment’!
Actually, it’s planned to be recorded as ‘THE BALLS DROP!’
I can’t wait!
hang him
.. twice, to make sure.
You don’t think a little thing like losing a general election will stop me, do you?
O/T – Oh Dear, the BBC seem to have realised that thier eternal, biased love affair with everything RED may be coming to an end.
Had a peek at Nick Robinsons blog yesterday and there are a multitude of fake troll complaints relating to Bias AGAINST Labour!!
Do the thick idiots really think that this pathetic, schoolboy attempt is some sort of proof that they run a ‘non political bias’ against all parties.
They either know something that we don’t or they are truly (rightly) running scared!!
Anyway, their procedure involves making an online complaint for any type of bias complaints. I’d love to see the stats. DITCH THE BBC!!!
Why does anyone read that slaphead arse licking twats silly blog anyway?
If he’s so keen on the uniform, put him and his Eva Braun bitch-hag wife and the f*cking rest of them in a Nazi-style prison camp with watchtowers, searchlights all night, dawn parades in the mud, hard-labour, slop food from unwashed tins…
In other words… a complete reversal of their New f*cking Labour life-Style… Style having been enjoyed with a capital C for too long! C*nts!
My are aching staring at psycho Brown
I see Guido is on a deleting craze tonight
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/376/8052931.jpg
After the election Alan J or Alistair D might manage to kick some life back into the corpse of Labour but if either “Deadward” Milliband or Ed Bollocks gain the leadership as is bing suggested elsewhere decomposition will set in very rapidly.
Labour’s Biggest Balls UP
I hope that Sunlight Opshas provided notification to the Commission so that it is a recognised third party with regard to National Election campaigns – otherwise I think you will find that it may have broken the law. Certainly more than enough here to ask the Electoral Commission to investigate.
You may have a valid point there.
The waiting list is so long with all those thousands of complaints about fraudulent voting by the Labour Party that it won’t get around to dismissing this frivolous remark until the following election.
I have every confidence that the British election will be as uncorrupt as those in Zimbabwe and Afghanistan.
i dont care what party they belong to they are ALL SCUM
“Never In The History Of British Politics Has So Much Been Claimed From So Many By So Few” Each and every one of them are as one”Kick One They All Limp”they are not interested in you only themselves and their offspring !
Evening Frankie! Not seen you today so will re-post my reply of last night:
“what do you recon ar-moniker could you handle a proper northern breakfast?”
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Can’t remember my moniker says:
May 4, 2010 at 1:37 am
I stay near Pendle Hill from time to time and I have a good breakfast, despite being a “bloooody sooootherner” as my staff in Rotherham used to call me some years back, when I ran several companies up there.
But come on, 10 sausages? 10 eggs? 10 fried bread on toast? 10 of everything else? If I ate that every day, I’d need a fuckin sherman tank to get around in! Mind you, drive up Whitehall, turn left, demolishing those black gates, swing turrett to right, FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! and the game would be over!
love it trouble is my wife wont let me have one of the breakfasts
although i could finish it
it would probably finish me!
there are other places up norf just like it
i will see if i can find a restaurant to match it !
Did you see my comment (shameless plug actually) yesterday about the Spicy Nut in Rusholme? It is the best Indian Restaurant in the UK, run by Sheps (Shabir Mughal), who is, in my view, a better Englishman than many that I know. In the riots, he saved two policemen from almost certain lynching from a mob, by letting them into his premises. For this magnificent and charitable act, he was rewarded by having his restaurant front damaged and all manner of threats made against him, then and later.
Recognised for his bravery by Ross McWhirter Foundation. That is just a start. The food is superb, Spicy Hut won a UK best Indian award in 2004 and the prices are reasonable. I never come to the UK without visiting him at least once. He is also a great laugh and I enjoy his company!
TAXI for Balls …… (but this time not on expenses) !
People power ED and dont you fucking forget it you fat sweaty chump
That’ll be a minicab then.
“and what people are saying to me on the doorstep is”…….
FUCK OFF !
Cameron has bottled it.
http://twitter.com/jonsnowC4
Jon wanker snow – personal friend of the excrement of our age Brown.
Labour plans for tactical voting are not on message in Wavertree. The labour candidate has no chance and the Libdem has a history Labour seem to want to publish
http://www.thestraightchoice.org/leaflets/5049/
paddy power says conservatives 80:1
So looks a bit like a lib v lab seat, unless you expect the labour candidate to just give up.
The polls close in 49 hours and 14 minutes.
We have waited and wiated for our chance to eject the charlatan Brown and his thugs.
The time is fast approaching.
There is no hung Parliament.
Tories by 103 seat majority.
Remember last year’s local election – Labour lost the lot.
They are heading for circa 20 % of the vote IF they are lucky.
Do you really think the Jonah Brown is suddenly going to start getting lucky?
Never – he is the devil incarnate – the very excrement of the world,hated by billions.
Luck has nothing to do with it mate, Dave reminds me of Willie Coyote, he could never catch that darned road running bird, at bit like him and the voters, trying every trick in the Acme catalouge and still cant catch that fucking bird.
Its 10.30 pm and he is going to still be running his arse of come the morrow.
That cartoon wouldn’t work, with the bird being a one legged dodo.
How about a thread on Phillipa Stroud, who now seems to have gone to ground. Or is this site not quite as impartial as it claims?
Impartial? Please see the terms and conditions, and collect your refund as you fuck off, labour mong.
2 words – Phillipa Stroud.
Two different words Gillian Duffy
Big Ots
Ed Bollocks
“There are literally millions and millions of Britons who are waiting for the moment on Friday 7th May 2010 – the moment when you are kicked out of your constituency for good.
Millions of us are relishing the moment when you fall flat on your political face.
There can be no more deeply unpleasant thug than you in British politics – apart from your henchman Gordon Brown, who of course will also be finally sent packing from the job he should never have been allowed near.
So,good riddance to very bad and nasty rubbish.
Here’s to Friday 7th May – we have the champagne chilling in readiness”
The college where the cow Cooper Balls got her A Levels – Alton College in Hampshire – is axing the International Baccalaureate (IB) from next year – just part of the cuts made by the b*ast*ard Balls.
All of the University Admissions officers have said that the IB is the only qualification that allows them to differentiate from the hoards of “A” grade A level students applying to their Universities.
Now the scum Labour have gone and cut the IB,the students are back to square one.
Better not meet me in the street Ball’s – I will stuff them into your mouth you git.
I’m still here.
Good, now hold still while I adjust for windage
One shot one kill
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/afghanistan/article7113916.ece
Damien Green states today that a Tory government is libertarian and the burka stays, hence endorsing multiculturalism.
Do ya think I’m sexy?
Errm, well I like those green leather boots you wore…
Those boots were made for Fawksie
He’s got to have some too
One of these days he’ll get a pair
In dreamy Tory blue
Yvette. That’s a council house name if ever I sore one.
I thought that council houses had numbers?
Latest yougov – thoughts?
Profoundly depressing. 30%. 30% of UK voters are self-harming functional retards.
nay lad. thars taking notice of them fooking polls
‘Flocking’ polls, surely, Mrs D.
Mandy told a hugger he needed a bed
http://twitter.com/benjaminbutter
Better get this fag some clean underpants he appeares to have creamed his
what a fucking nutter !
Silly boy. Can’t even spell.
says ROBIN COOK ?
You’re missing the point. Robin Cook gave up the Liebour whip years ago.
sad little twat benjamin buttbender needs a right good seeing to with a spade and a mallet..read the tweets…oh pass the bucket
Fucking hell TAT ! are you that desperate to get a response to your fucking rubbish posts
SAD FUCK !
There’s one of these ads for Jacqui Smith tomorrow.
Guido, if you still have some emails implicating Broon from the McBride affair now is the time to launch!!
In less than 34 hours’ time, Gordon will be cast the first ever vote in favour of his premiership.
The same process by which he will acquire more of a ‘mandate’ than he has ever possessed must surely also serve him up the most monumental plateful of deserved and self-induced ignominy.
TACTICAL VOTING
GET RID OF THIS ARSEHOLE
ANYONE BUT GORDON
ANYTHING BUT LABOUR
VOTE THESE СUNTS OUT
Here here!
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Did anyone see”suitcase bomb explodes in texas” scrolling across ticker on BBC24
No But I Saw “Fruitcase Bum Explodes In Rochdale” Last week !
I’ll Get Me Coat !
If only ……. he will do a fucking Heath.
Hi pal trust your day went well ?
Hi Frankie! Yes thanks. Left last night’s message for you at 312! OK yourself?
yes good i have left message for you at same post 312
To which I have responded (same place)!
are you sure you two don’t have something you shoulk tell us ?
You are not the same as “hello me”, “hello me” are you? No? OK then. I shall speak for myself:
“k” is a long way away from “d” on the keyboard. So as you have typed “shoulk”, I believe that you can only be Sarah Brown, typing with your toes, and I claim my lifetime’s pension of £150k plus a severance payment of £5m. Call it £10m and send it today, before the pound drops even further, to my money brokers so they may convert it into a basket of other currencies.
Greeks still behaving like spoiled children who have had their sweeties taken away.
Is this what we can expect from Whelan and his band of thugs when economic reality dawns over here?
FTSE down 2.6%.
Sovereign Debt the Problem.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/markets/7678292/Global-shares-tumbles-on-Greece-debt-fears.html
The electorate will receive the market’s opinion of their choice by close of business on Friday.
The way things are brewing up in Europe, it is very clear that we have no time left to haggle once the election is over. The Government has to be up and running by Monday.
If we have to spend 3 weeks forming coalitions, letting Labour have a leadership election, and arguing over who sits where at the Cabinet table, the financial vultures will be pecking at Britain’s corpse before we even know who is going to be PM.
Tough shit, we will have to suck it while we sort out the bastard politicians. There is still a reckoning to come and until we have sorted the management every thing else can take a flier.
The man’s a fool. Blow the sucka out, you people.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/election/article-1271798/General-Election-2010-Gordon-Brown-tells-Sarah-loves-live-TV.html?ito=feeds-newsxmlery
gordon is a very insensitive man.Up to a couple of weeks ago you wouldn’t have seen him so much as touch or look at his wife in public. I watched them, their disengagement from another was very noticeable.
Now when he thinks the election hinges on him proving what a touchy feely sort of chap he is , he’s holding her hand in public every chance he gets and telling her he loves her on live tv.
What a cynical user of people he is!!
Enough to make her OCD about washing her hands.
Nose a’rse Balls clutch.
Wash. Wash Wash.
Just had another Chinook fly over toward Selly Oak hospital this evening. I know you are one of the most vocal in support of our boys and girls over in Afghanistan, nell, so I know you’ll join me in praying (or wishing if non-religious) for the latest brave soul to return and hope that he/she will be ok.
I hope when everyone votes on Thursday they keep in mind the magnificent men and women who guard us while we sleep and elect someone who will show them the respect they deserve.
It grieves me how what’s happening to our lads in Afghanistan has been airbrushed right out of the election campaign by gordon and aintbustinagut who have put a legal blackout on all but the most minimal of war news until the election is over. To me that is the most disgraceful and wicked thing that labour could have done.
I just wish we could get our troops all home before anymore of them are hurt or killed. But now that labour has had so many years to embroil us in these worthless wars I’m too realistic to believe we can just walk away tomorrow. But at least a Tory Government would make sure our lads have the kit and all the support they needed and the daily presence of a War Cabinet in No.10 to protect their interests.
Labour has done a really evil thing here by involving us in these wars and then in sending our lads and lasses out there without planning, proper equipment, adequate medical support or an exit strategy. Labour doesn’t even have a War Cabinet. What a disgrace!! I have no doubt, when we look back on this 13 years of war we shall, as a nation, regard labour’s Iraq and Afghanistan Wars in the same way the Americans regard the Vietnam War!!
And yes I will indeed pray that our troops are ok tonight and that labour’s, and especially gordon’s, perfidy betrayal of our troops in Iraq and in Afghanistan is uppermost in everyone’s mind when they vote on Thursday.
Amen to that.
A war?
I thought that we were smoking Osama out his cave and coming home without a shot being fired.
What a load of old shite.
If you gathered together all the troughing bastards in all parties they would still not be worth one of our servicemen or servicewomen.
I assume this is all being included in Calvert’s expenses return?
Tha’ts right – its not just liebour that are fucked on Friday, its all the toadying sycophants too like toilets, toenails and the whole of Britains Biggest Cokeusers.
I hope so but we will also have to take out the union teamsters that run the arts and media in this country if you want to work in the music or t.v or press you have to be in a union to make the big money ,its why the luvies think they have the right to tell us what to think and vote ! .
Oh and Mr Kemp you are a tosser for publicly supporting Brown ,if you like him fine keep it to you’re self! not let the little sh*t bathe in you’re aura of minor stardom and then pretend to care about our troops TIT!!!!.
Bank of England quantitative easing went on every second, 24hours a day, for approx 15 months. This election will cost (very, very approximately) one minute of that QE.
With a number of Labour Ministers actively encouraging voters to vote for other parties could this be the Political equivilant of “throwing” a couple of Frames for some betting syndicate ?
I heard an ‘expert’ on ITV tonight say that labour’s tactical voting scam to persuade voters in marginals to vote libdems would come back and bite labour on the bum!! Apparently less than 5% of voters know whether they are in a marginal!!! So the problem is, labour voters hearing that message and voting for the libdems instead might actually damage the labour vote!!!
I think all labour/floating voters in edballs constituency should vote for the libdems.
That will give victory to the Tories!!!
I have my champagne on ice in hope!!! Well done Ed!!!
Don’t chill your champagne too soon, you’ll ruin it nell..
Soddit i’ve opened mine allreddy. Here’sh to vick tree!! Hic!
Harris/Metro: Con 36 (+4), Lib Dem 28 (-2), Lab 26 (+1)
From the BBC election website.
“Police in Eastbourne investigating the vandalism and theft of election posters have arrested a man. The 38-year-old is understood to be part of the Lib Dem campaign – although he is not the local candidate”.
Lib Dems don’t like democracy. And they show it locally at every election.
A man believed to a volunteer for the Liberal Democrats has been arrested by police investigating vandalism and theft of Conservative election posters.
You’re Nick my son!
Not really news if its your own ‘centre’ doing the advertising.
If Cameron wins on Thursday will the last person to leave Britain please turn out the lights
Your lights are on but there’s nobody in !
His lights are off and there’s nobody in.
He’s a sandwich short of a picnic is that titfer chappie
THIRTEEN YEARS HARD LABOUR – VOTE BULLYBOY BROWN OR CALAMITY CLEGG FOR ANOTHER FIVE YEARS !!!
Com Res.
Con 37
Lab 29
Lib Dem 26.
The sting in the tail;
38% of those who say they are certain to vote say that they may change their mind before polling. A lot of those are Lib Dems.
http://www4.politicalbetting.com/
As I said earlier today …..
Conservative party’s ‘Family First’ agenda revealed in new poster: http://twitpic.com/14sh12 #ge2010
The title of the picture is “Twitpic”
That’s all you need to know.
Not kept up with Guido since last week,mother died and have been very busy organising things.
Just took the opportunity now to have a look at what goes on,Guido doing a great job at having a go at Balls,my compliments at highlighting what this feckin loon and his so what attitude is all about,a shallow specimen of a man if ever there was one.
I really hope that the good people of Morley despatch this odious man to political oblivion were he belongs.
Looked at the rolling polls and they dont make sense to me,methinks that we might have these expert pollsters with egg on their faces come Friday.
Finally I see that the police are currently investigating some 50 cases of postal voting irregularities,makes you think of what might be thrown up after the election,night all.
don’t know you but sorry to hear about your mum.
Seconded. Don’t forget to vote!
Relax, we’ve got your mum’s vote.
Jesus, CRICK! Sort your dandruff out man.
Apologies for OT Guido, but did anyone see Tony’s country pile on ITN 10 O’clock news?
Looked massive to me a mere worker and must have cost a pile.
this you mean
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/354/pilec.jpg
Piles are a pain in the a’rse. The neighbours hate the Bliars.
24 hour Plod protection and all that.
Dave could cut millions from that budget and we’d all cheer loudly.
Let the cnuts pay for their own protection.
Plenty of off shore income, not to mention income from Booth’s court appearances.
Her dad would turn in his grave.
Funking Cnuts.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winslow_Hall
sorry that was bad info this is the right one
Wotton Underwood, Buckinghamshire
Close, but too many letters in *country*.
Try losing three and that’s about right.
Nice place – what a shame it doesn’t get more than 90 days use per annum.
Another Labour Party activist exposed as a pervert:
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Arrest-Follows-Sky-News-Internet-Sex-Grooming-Undercover-Investigation/Article/201005115625404?lpos=UK_News_Carousel_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15625404_Arrest_Follows_Sky_News_Internet_Sex_Grooming_Undercover_Investigation
Well done Guido
Tell the People the Truth
The Truth will out about these New Labour thieves and criminals
NEW LABOUR = THE PARTY OF POSTAL VOTE FRAUD
This one is for you McBust
Deal with it
It’s Over!!! Indeed it is!!!
labour’s Betrayal of Our Troops, their troughing of Our taxes, their (especially gordon’s and bliars) Bullying of decent people like Dr David Kelly who have tried to expose labour’s Lies!!!
And on and on……..
TGime for Change!!!
OT/ JUST WONDERING HOW MUCH GREEk DEBT THE TREASURY AND JOCKSHITE BANKS OWN?
Goodnight!
Goodnight sweetie.
Don’t let the bedbugs bite. Sleep Tight!!
I thrash around in my sleep rather, so they don’t get much of a chance, ma’am.
[Slept like a log and woke up refreshed at 04:00 CET.] Laku Noc!!
If she’s got the decorators in to talk about No.10 I hope she’s talking about removing any evidence of the disgraceful sarah/and the anger challenged naomicampbell relationship!!!
samcam needs to be thinking about positive relationships when she gets into no10 to develop help for disabled children and I feel sure that she will.
naomicampbell has been a real negative, anger management challenged, labour image problem for sarah and gordon!!
cherie adopted that faded crystalball person as hers and bliars media image!!
I feel sure samcam will do better!!
Change is afoot.
Best bet for the Cams will be to NOT move into No Ten to show they mean business about change.
OK, Showbiz but pivotal too.
Absofuckinglutley
1. and then let’s have a skills audit across the civil service both national and local gov. Then fire every fucker who can’t match their own job description.
2. howzabout just cos you can fucking breed and produce more gerbil intellect type state (my ) money teat suckers, I don’t have to fucking pay you any of my fucking money.
and at the moment I’m feeling quite pleasant so that’s just for now.
Good morning all….come on Guido wheres the final day’s blogs ?…have you been up all night too ?
OK you may win this one but we will simply blame it all on Brown and the Tories will be so unpopular in 5 years time, after trying to clean up Brown’s mess, Labour will get back in.
Yep its all Brown’s fault – nothing at all to do with the Labour Party.
TAT IS NOT INTERESTED IN WHORING HIMSELF TO THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY HIS ONLY CONCERN IS ELECTING BROWN NOT MONEY GRUBBING AND ACCESS WHORING LIKE GUIDO++THICK AS THIEVES BLOG WILL BE THE ONLY LABOUR BLOG WORTH READING++GOING LIVE SOON++WATCH THIS SPACE
we listened …we looked…we thought fuck off and play with your mate Gordon ..thick as thieves …perfect synergy.
Ahhhhh no school today ? bit sickly? must be! any child who can use the phrase “BROWN NOT MONEY GRUBBING AND ACCESS WHORING” and still keep their broon flakes and labourozade down is a a very sick baby !
Fuck off Blinkey
Plenty loot owed to us.
http://www.usdebtclock.org/
Party political broadcast on behalf of the BBC’s shit actors union, Nick Kemp says Vote Labour.
The Conservatives are the only party fighting in all parts of our United Kingdom.
B*NP given £120 Million gift.
http://www.hunt.com/150m$donation_ukpoliticalparty.php
TaT Just Because martin or nick wont bum rape you anymore !
Get Over It Please !
tat just had thick as thieves over well proper ha ha
tat is thick as thieves you complete retard
Cowell backs Cameron:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/election2010/2959573/Simon-Cowell-says-General-Election-MUST-bring-change-to-Britain.html
And here’s the Lib/Lab/Con/UKIP joint self-parody extravaganza trumpeting why you should vote for none of them.
It’s a shame they didn’t invite Nick Griffin; but, then, he’d have reduced them all to laughing-stocks and the the game would have been up in five minutes.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8660653.stm
Ed s parents must be so proud to have raised the second most hated man in the UK.
And who will be awake and up to see Blinky’s Portillo moment ?
living and voting in Portillo’s old constituency I bloody well will !
Bit late now, but spending £50-60 on hiring a recording studio would really help with that “tin bucket in a brick outhouse” sound you’re getting.
Buy gold. On Friday Standard and Poors/IMF will take over UK finances.
come on Guido wheres the final day’s blogs ?…have you been up all night too ?
This MAC cartoon sums up the UK position better than any words can
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1272501/DAILY-MAIL-COMMENT-Vote-DECISIVELY-stop-Britain-walking-blindly-disaster.html
Don’t tell Cameron Im still awake- good job I’ve a sign on my door saying no Tory canvassers
So long as Brown, Balls , his horrible fucking wife and the rest of Brown’s shit faced clique are out of power, I don’t care who wins. I just want to see the back of these self-serving bastards once and for all.
Simples…
I have a queasy feeling that Labour’s rearguard action of repeating lies and dodgy tractor stats is beginning to work for them – you can see Broon is in his element when he has to be entirely negative and piledrive his way through argument. God help us all.
I see the BBC are STILL bigging up the idea of tactical voting. They just can’t help themselves can they?
I loved the way Radio Twat (5 live) stated that Clegg and Brown campaigned late into the evening oh and that David Cameron also campaigned.
No Cameron WAS out all night BBC.
Come fucking Friday your days of raping little Romanian rent boys and buying expensive Cocaine will be over you fucking BBC shit bags.
Anyone else noticed that all the so called ‘celebs’ that have come out to support the one eyed twat have all been Beeboids?
I’ll only take voting advice from one celeb – the inestimable Frankie Boyle.
Mind you, if it turned out that he’s a secret Liebourite, then I’d reconsider.
That bald c’unt from Eastenders can fuck right off if he thinks that he’s an asset to Labour – an overpaid fucking jessie who thinks he’s hard just because he shaves his head to hide his baldiness? And Prunella fucking Scales? One thing to say to her – ‘don’t mention the war criminals’.
LIES LIES LIES
You swine Guido, my brainwashed proles don’t believe you.
LIES LIES LIES
On Friday, when I am NuLabPM you and Eddy Boy Calvert will be stuffed trumpets .
o/t saw bliar on the news last night, with all the money that k unt is making when is he going to get his fuckin teeth sorted out…….His breath must stink, and only partly down to how much shite the k unt talks………..What was that slogan, things can only get better………They sure as hell did for him !!!!…….Still i can sleep easy bcause i wasnt fooled by the k unt for one minute…………
Let the Sunlight shine.
May I bring the discussion back to the Hitleresque little shit himself? I wonder how widely the video on his financial and educational background has been seen in his and his dreadful wife’s constituencies. If it hasn’t been shown, it BLOODY WELL SHOULD BE.
Is it possible that Mr Potato Head will become the next leader of the CSP (Champagne Socialists Party)? If so somebody needs to hide the pudding basin and sheep shears from Yvette and get the cranially deformed unfortunate down to the barbers pronto. It’s a wonder they let him out in the daylight.
I may be out but at least I’ll have time to give Yvette a good seeing to.
Hopefully the ad will have hit that Hunt Balls right in the goolies.