April 30th, 2010

Friday Caption Competition (Window Licker on the Inside Edition)


  1. 1
    Templar says:

    I’ll be out late mummy, don’t wait up for me…

  2. 2

    If I keep practicing I am sure I will reach my eyebrows

  3. 3
    James says:

    If…I can…just…get past this…level….YES!

  4. 4

    “Just going for a drink with Alastair”

  5. 5
    Shas says:

    Add 1 billion, carry the two and bingo there is no budget deficit really. Thank goodness for a calculator on my phone.

  6. 6

    “iPhone porn. Can’t beat it!”

  7. 7
    One Careful Owner until he met Gordon says:

    Tory Bear Phoning to see if the VW Golf is still for sale.

  8. 8
    C M Carter says:

    It’s not the iphone he’s struggling with, it’s his thumbs he’s not used to.

  9. 9
    gone fuckin mental says:

    ” so its true Cooper is a man and i have the evidence”

  10. 10
    Inspector HoonClouseau says:

    Who de man?

    Car crash photo?

    Michelin Man Milliblink.

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    Music for the lymph nodes makes tie droopy

  12. 12
    Call Me Dave says:

    Proof that Too many Twits do make a Twat.

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Text reads….

    “Please don’t forget to comb your hair, love mommy xxx”

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Whoops, don’t know why I replied to the only unfunny one :(

  15. 15
    serving raf officer says:

    Another public paid waste of skin to give our lives for. Tum ti tum…

  16. 16

    Does my tongue look big in this?

  17. 17
    minge says:

    Tweeter wears Twat on head.

  18. 18
    gone fuckin mental says:

    “wheres the barbers ?”

  19. 19
    Bob says:

    Where is Emily ?!

  20. 20
    W.W. says:

    At first glance I thought it was old Dolly Draper.


  21. 21
    Steve Expat says:

    I’ll get to the snot if I do something else at the same time…

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Now where is the nearest barbers…

  23. 23
    Did I Win? says:

    Peppa-the-Pig learns to tie a double windsor knot but hasn’t quite figured out how to use a BlackBerry yet?

  24. 24
    Jack says:

    And what about all that inside info from the Spin Room Guido ?

  25. 25

    “Right then, camera on in high def mode, shutter noise off, check.”

    Now to ‘upskirt’ Kuensberg.

  26. 26
    bunnco says:

    Nope or Dope? You Decide!

  27. 27
    gone fuckin mental says:

    “How many more years do i have left at guy news”

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I said no tongues …..

  29. 29
    MI5 says:

    Did Thuggie Whelan threaten you again last night Guido ?!

  30. 30
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Now, what comes after “C”?

  31. 31

    Since taking up the office job, Wolverine had really let himself go.

  32. 32

    What’s Toadfish from Neighbours doing on the campaign trail?



  33. 33
    gone fuckin mental says:

    ” this picture would look great on my id card”

  34. 34
    MI5 says:



  35. 35
    Nick B says:

    Having stolen Mandelson’s remote PM control, Tory Bear has the power to make Gordon laugh or curse at the touch of a button.

  36. 36
    jgm2 says:

    Tory Bear spots the hidden camera and covers his cold sore up just in time.

  37. 37
    The IMF is coming says:

    Gordon Brown lookalike contestant does last minute revision of tractor stats

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    TB, dear, you put those two things that look like big chocolate marshmallows over your ears, love mummy

  39. 39
    jgm2 says:

    Tory Bear texts the first photo from the hanging of Gordon Brown.

  40. 40
    trojan horse says:

    Isn’t that one of Guido’s luvvie blue rinse non celebrities `fat bore` or something like that? hey guido why not get us to do a caption on Ed Balls cleaning lady?

  41. 41
    Catosays says:

    ‘Kerry, I’m good at licking envelopes..need any help?’

  42. 42
    Backwoodsman says:

    “Dear Electoral Commisioner, I am forwarding the enclosed tweet from a K. McCarthy, which I believe is a serious breach of the law.” Yrs TB

  43. 43
    jgm2 says:

    Tory Bears models the new ‘Pie-Master’ range of chin massagers.

  44. 44
    someone who went to school in the 80's says:

    “joe -eeey!”

  45. 45

    Mandelson was cruising on Gaydar and found the only Bear in the room.

  46. 46
    A Firm PAir Of Breasts says:

    Hopefully I this time machine will work!

  47. 47
  48. 48
    Harriet's Gnarled Clit says:

    I’ll stitch that fucker fawkes up if it’s the last thing I do.

  49. 49

    Why is poor Harry’s tongue so spotty?

  50. 50
    guess who says:

    David Aaronovitch’s new toy boy practices his rimming technique.

  51. 51
    Backwoodsman says:

    He did one of Yvette ages ago, try and keep up.

  52. 52
    gone fuckin mental says:

    “did you here the one about me, guido and emily ?”

  53. 53
    jgm2 says:

    #text to Brown: How’s that dopey, strangey grin working out for y’all?

  54. 54
    W.W. says:

    Man caught applying for £50k a year binmans job in Birmingham.

    ***He is turned down for being too scruffy.***


  55. 55
  56. 56

    Chris Moyles making a call to ‘comedy’ Dave Cameron.

  57. 57

    “Oh… this is an odd text from Guido. ‘I bet you can’t stick your tongue out and touch your nose.’ I’ll give it a try and see… {{++flash!!++}} What was THAT?!”

  58. 58
    W.W. says:

    Man caught applying for £50k a year binmans job in Birmingham.

    ***He is turned down because he is too scruffy***


  59. 59
    gone fuckin mental says:

    ” Dave can i be your window licker?”

  60. 60
    Smig says:

    Have you seen my baseball?

  61. 61

    Want to kill Gordon with a mobile triggered I.E.D? I’ve got an app for that.

  62. 62
    PD77 says:


  63. 63
    Cameraphone says:

    After spending 6 years without success searching for a Gordon Brown lookalike, artist Alison Jackson fianally finds her man.


  64. 64

    Its a picture of Sue

  65. 65
    Smig says:

    I dropped my shoe!

  66. 66

    There’s even an app for ‘Gordon is moron’

  67. 67
    gone fuckin mental says:

    ” tory bear recives naked picture of justin greening”

  68. 68
    Peter Mandelson says:


  69. 69
    gone fuckin mental says:


  70. 70
    sockpuppet #4 says:


  71. 71
    Penfold says:

    Tory Bear tries to remember the instructions to turn on his moby……

  72. 72
    Philip McArthur says:

    Just texting Broadmoor to let them know the grinning lunatic they are probably looking for is on the stage at Birmingham University.

  73. 73
    Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

    “Ill have..er..a lamb bunah, pilau rice, kima naan. poppadoms, & an onion bahgee… 10 mins? “

  74. 74
    EIIR says:


    One believes that one could spell ones Prime Ministers name with this grouping of words, must dash this place doesn’t run itself don’t you know.

  75. 75

    How about sewing postbags?

  76. 76
    Nasty Bastard says:

    Chin punch

  77. 77
    Grebo says:

    This snake game is quite addictive really

  78. 78
    John Bull says:

    special needs salad dodger finds animal porn shots on guido’s blackberry

  79. 79
    No says:

    It’s clearly not a (double) windsor as one can see from the non-triangular shape and non-symmetricality. It’s most probably a half-windsor.

    Jesus Christ Nu Labour have really let tie knot education standards drop in the last 13 years…

  80. 80
    twats r us says:

    Another twat twitters

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  82. 82
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Sorry but multiple entries are not allowed.

  83. 83
    Stepney says:

    Bored with debates? Headphones not working? Try Pornography.


  84. 84
    jgm2 says:

    Funny sketches Currer.

    Good work.

  85. 85
    barefootcontessa says:

    One…………two…………four, no, that’s not right, start again. One……..three…….four……..nearly got it. Oh yea, just come to me, One…two….three….four. Knew I’d get it in the end.

  86. 86
    Is the pope a Catholic? says:

    Where’s the nearest wood, Guido? I’ve gotta go!

  87. 87
    PD77 says:

    I remember an episode of Top Gear where that Lie-bore luvvie Stephen Fry was a fan of an I-Phone App called “Grinder” works just like Gaydar but without the guesswork plus it works anywhere in the country.

  88. 88
    Sir William Waad says:

    It had all gone wrong for John Grimes since Jedward split.

  89. 89
    Major Bonkers says:

    [Keying into his blackberry] I am a hot blonde slut, take me hard you great black stallion.

  90. 90
    barefootcontessa says:

    Try his brother.

  91. 91
    W.W. says:

    Well they said it was OK for my postal vote.


  92. 92
    Sir William Waad says:


  93. 93
    Dr Frankenstein says:

    Igor!! Increase the voltage!!!

  94. 94
    Engineer says:

    It’s from Abdul Basset Al-Megrahi.

    “Hi TB. Weather here, wish you were lovely.”

  95. 95
    nbnhgngh says:


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    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    Yes and notice that there were no “complaints” to the BBC (well officially). I just wonder if a male straight celeb had gone on there with an app to find female prozzies if the BBC would have slapped Clarkson down?

    The BBC “Shit stabbers are fine with us and whatever they do”

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    Burnt to crisp says:

    Ed Balls has just been toasted at a hustings in Morley.

  98. 98
    Bobby says:

    How about another cartoon of the pregnant whale Watson who seems to be back to his old Minister of Mudlslinging habits ?

  99. 99
    Bobby says:

    Link ?

  100. 100
    Busted nokia says:

    Curse of Jonah: Gordon Brown’s launch of a poster interrupted by a car crash.

    See times “Labour follows debate failure with car crash event”

  101. 101
    Right Bastard says:

    “Somehow, Gordon’s truss has ended up round my neck.”

  102. 102
    RatCatcher says:

    James! Stop calling me about Kerry’s sex life!

  103. 103

    2nd one was much funnier for some reason??

  104. 104

    Cheers mate. Forward on.

  105. 105
    Bobby says:

    TB, licking his lips, : I’ve just stuffed hoodie Whelan again…

  106. 106
    I K H L F says:

    lip smacking, fast texting, suit ill-fitting, tie akimbo, eyes bulging, not listening, spin doctor ignoring, blackberry using, ever twittering, hair fizzing, Tory Bear

  107. 107

    Prescott replies, it will be very dark when we meet won’t it?

  108. 108
    Angela Merkel war meine Haushälterin says:


  109. 109

    Was this picture take a split second before the air-bags on Harry’s PoliticsHome.com pro dashboard went off?

  110. 110
    anon, anon, anon..... says:

    Those who swim with the sharks……….

  111. 111

    How do you spell ‘gastric bypass’?

    (sorry bear)

  112. 112
    The Morris Marina a nasty log laid by British Leyland says:

    Darkness can’t hide the fact that Prescott’s dick is smaller than his brain.

  113. 113
    the real lolol not the one who's using my moniker says:

    Thought Guido used the friday picture to ridicule people,so what wrong has Tory Bear done to you.

  114. 114
    Don't forget to vote Labour Gran! ...you big0t says:

    paulwaugh —-on Blairs return

    Cameron on Blair:

    “Great to have him back in the country. He’s one of few people who can afford another Labour govt.”

  115. 115
    Don't forget to vote Labour Gran! ...you big0t says:

    type of toaster?

  116. 116
    Kim Jong says:

    Brown just had a 10 year old ask him about the post code lottery for prescription drugs

  117. 117
    Kim Jong says:

    Sky freeview news just had a weak or no signal during Dave’s rant about Brown taking the public for fools, lucky there’s this eh?

  118. 118
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Clearly the secret to good comedy is………

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    Spank Sinatra says:


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    jgm2 says:

    What a cool app that would be. ‘Catcall’ or something.

  121. 121
    barrackroomlawyer says:

    To edit (even spelling mistakes) or removing another’s posts (no matter how unlawful) means you risk losing the laws protection ….

  122. 122
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I’m sure they aren’t but thats what TB was googling.

  123. 123
    Prezza, the old lady harrasser says:

    Cum ere

    I’ll do ya

  124. 124
    Gobshite says:

    “You are a much better shag than my husband, Mr. Telegraph journalist.”

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  126. 126
    bandersnatch says:

    My PC is sick and in dock. I’m on my better half’s machine in the sitting room and I haven’t got a Friday picture to caption :-( There is just a blank space… Boo hoo

  127. 127
    Car crash Gordon says:

    Photo of Blair in the Times now





  128. 128
    Zen says:

    Guido you are twat, twat, twat of twatter world.

  129. 129
    Granny Power says:

    Brown getting attacked by grannies left right and centre

  130. 130
    Gobshite says:

    One Cowboy, and a load of Indians.

  131. 131
    Granny Power says:

    get flash sado

  132. 132
    Spitting Blairage says:

    Pic of Bliar on the online Torygraph front page. He looks WEIRD – almost a caricature of himself.

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    jgm2 says:


  134. 134
    I K H L F says:

    Retweet.. Eng Dems xxx; Greens xxx; UKIP xxx; TUSC xxx; BNP xxx; Lib Dem xxx; Tory xxx; Labour xxx, #gameON!

    Opps… delete.. cancel…

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    bandersnatch says:

    Here comes the pic… What a slow machine!

    Tory Bear (or whoever) sniggers:

    ‘If I jiggle this knob I can make Hattie Harperson’s tits wobble.’

  137. 137
    So what says:

    picture of a quaker on scots porridge.

  138. 138
    Family of expenses cheats says:

    Under what charges? Is it the cleaning bill thing again?

  139. 139
    Har Har says:

    serves them yanks right for laughing about our ash cloud now they have oily slicker

  140. 140
    bandersnatch says:

    I eat Grannies on Brown toast for breakfast. Saddo yourself.

  141. 141
    Don't forget to vote Labour Gran! ...you big0t says:

    Err you spell it
    B i g – g u t

  142. 142
    Doctor What the f.. says:

    From BBC GE 2010

    1457 Mr Brown is asked by one pupil why he went into politics – he says he saw unemployment around him as he was growing up and wanted to do something to help. He then asks the children what subjects they like at school and what they want to do when they grow up. One says he wants to be an inventor and invent a time machine. Mr Brown says he could introduce the boy to Doctor Who – quite a claim, but then several Doctors have backed Labour’s election bid.

    Well his dream came true, Brown increased unemployment!
    Perhaps the numerous Doctor Who’s supporting him can take him back in the TARDIS and he could decide on another profession instead of politics such as a businessman, that would do something about unemployment; but no, Brown’s types always want to take the money off the businessmen and staff and want the ability to spend it a little on us but the rest on their pet social projects!!

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    the sheep will vote for the wolfs says:

    Wrong Yvette wears the pants in that houshold, Ed would be lucky if he can tie his shoe laces, still it won’t stop the bilderberger becoming Labour leader, he has already been selected, get your bets on now while the odds are still good and the poeple ignorant.

  144. 144
    Jonah's Car Crash Campaign says:

    Turns out the driver was a Labour supporter, so that’s twice in one week that they have been sidetracked by their “supporters”. What will event number 3 be?

  145. 145
    happy man says:

    Where have the Miliwank sisters got to? Haven’t heard from them for a while.

  146. 146

    Bear prolly lost a bet.

  147. 147
    Ambulance man says:


    Alky “We’ve had it” Campbell just taken to the Priory

    He’s having another nervous breakdown and was seen publicly blubbering again…

    Could not have happened to a nicer person..

  148. 148
    jgm2 says:

    OT – From BBC live feed.

    Fucking hell – Gordon is on a roll….


    Leaving a Nottinghamshire school on the Labour leader’s tour, we witness another literal rather than metaphorical car crash at a nearby roundabout, says the BBC’s Iain Watson, One of those days!

  149. 149
    jgm2 says:

    Might be a good idea to ground all the planes again until after 6th May.

  150. 150
    Ambulance man says:

    Lock up Jonah they cried

    Even the binmen…!!

    And even the BBC is turning its coat…

  151. 151
    David Cameron says:

    It’s Martin Day in drag

  152. 152
    Disco Biscuit says:

    “What do you mean my hair’s unruly? I’m a BEAR for fuck’s sake”

  153. 153
    Jon Rosenberg says:

    ToryBear looks lustfully at the picture of a pot of honey that came through on his internet porn fetish bookmark.

  154. 154
    Ordinary People says:

    Who’d vote for that slab-faced greasy thug?

  155. 155
    Granny Power says:

    er was this you :-( sado
    fuck me you can’t offer advice without being threatend

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    Florence Nightingale says:

    A labour candidate crashed into a roundabout in Kent this week also

    Labour have problems with roundabouts

    Since they think the earth is flat

    They think roundabouts are there to drive over

    Poor things..or perhaps they are just too “emotional”

    Like Prezza losing it again this morning…

    Poor things

  157. 157
    Bobby says:


    Another miss

    Please be more accurate

  158. 158
    sid dayshus says:

    Fuck the funny comment, I just want to punch it!

  159. 159

    “who was prime Minister of the UK but was never elected.? Begins with G.”

    Wow, tough quiz. I know! …G..L..A…D..S..T..O.

  160. 160
    the sheep will vote for the wolfs says:

    When the EU/NWO control both parties, it doesnt matter does it!

  161. 161
    Anonymous says:

    New poll gives the tories chance of a majority according to the daily express, whilst labour slumps and the lib dems would take second in vote and seats.

    Tories 42%
    Liberal Democrats 35%
    Labour 18%

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    W.W. says:

    What like burying your head in you hands, just when you happen to be on national TV.
    In fact there is a new career for old Jonah they could do a re-make of ‘Some Mothers Do Have Em’ with Jonah playing the lead role.


  163. 163
    Andrew Brown says:

    Hi Contessa

    I’m HIS brother and I’m in Paris taking orders from Electicite de Frence

    So that we can take over the UK nuclear industry

    Complete accident that I am HIS brother of course…

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    the sheep will vote for the wolfs says:

    Same as the Tories and Dave the communist who will destroy the middleclasses with the aid of the EU.

    remember the EU, that fascist organisation that Tory boy Heath got rolling for us knowing it was a conspiracy to destroy Britain and democracy!

  165. 165
    Chubbarow says:

    > OK maybe you are, but you still look like one to me.
    > Cheers, Gillian Duffy (Mrs).

  166. 166
    Alan Philip Bonggg says:

    Gordon uses his finger but I can do it with my tongue

  167. 167
    the sheep will vote for the wolfs says:

    I thought the NWO just used blackmail on the biggest deviants they put in office?

  168. 168
    Geordie Scoot says:

    Reminds me of Caucesceau’s speech to the faithful just before Christmas 1989 or 1990 – I believe they shot him shortly after.

  169. 169
    the sheep will vote for the wolfs says:

    The communists are unaccountable and that includes Dave

  170. 170
    PhaetonFlanFlinger says:

    Text: “I need a man with a tongue like a lizard and can breath through his ears. Yours Harriet xxxx”

    TB heavy breathing…

    TB: “Ok, check tongue…. ” …. oh boll*cks….

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    the sheep will vote for the wolfs says:

    The corporatocracy of the NWO does not exist, nothing to see, move along.

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    random says:

    this site has 16 scripts running in the background, many related to the ad’s and google. Block ‘em. Then use no script to allow to allow the java / flash scripts you need (ie youtube). The rest are just spying on ya!!

  173. 173

    Urrrrr……what a Deacon.

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    Did I Win? says:

    Of course it isn’t a double windsor.
    Poetic license is clearly beyond you.
    I was just being kind to the pig.

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    Anonymous says:

    Who’s removed Emily?

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    Jack Dromedary says:

    Oi – that’s my job. Unfortunately.

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    no longer anonymous says:


    Are you trying to influence betting markets?

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    This screen is not big enough to see Sally’s complete flange.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Glads toe?

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    sinosimon says:

    we will know that is on the cards if labour announce plans for a grand rally after which the dear leader will be extracted by helicopter……its the right thing to do…….in fact the macabre thing is BOTH the former leaders bear a striking resemblance to their nu-labour counterparts……….as they will look in say 15 – 20 years time…..( shown in the images here )………….so given gordy’s known nocturnal lifestyle, and undead appearance the question has to be asked……was the execution the end for the transylvanian duo…or did they arise from the grave and rejuvenate(only slightly in gordy’s case obviously) and find a new band of peasants to fed on?…………….mwahhaahhhaaahaaahhaaaa!

  181. 181
    Jimmy says:

    Tory Modernisation Programme continues: #94: Opposable Thumbs.

  182. 182
    Susie says:

    Hmmm… not a bad dandruff harvest… should keep me going.

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    SarahN says:

    Speaking of which: The Standard is covering this one: http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23829658-police-alerted-to-postal-vote-fraud-claims-across-capital.do

    Sorry, Guido, too hung over to think of a caption. And having been in the unenviable situation of interviewing epsilons like the one in the photograph for real, paid jobs, I just feel mildly depressed.

  184. 184
    Prince Rupert says:

    What has happened to the Bad Al Video, has he bullied Guido to remove it???

  185. 185
    Del says:

    Give me a pony, mummy, or I will hold my breath! I will! I will! I Will!

  186. 186
    verticalwater says:

    Brown calls Mrs. Duffy a “baguette”, pass it on. ……..wait a minute!

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    posh bloke says:

    TB doesn’t seem the type for double windsor chavvery.

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    Mohamed was a kiddy fiddler! says:

    Who is it, anyway?

  189. 189
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Fucking hell that Ed Ball’s pushed all my buttons
    with this Busters world website !

  190. 190
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    If you think this lap top decoration is childish
    you should see my school books !

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    Jolly Todger says:


  192. 192
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Harry Botter?

  193. 193
    TB's unsent text says:

    “Guido, I have embarrassing photos of you so don’t
    you dare photo caption me.”

  194. 194
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:


  195. 195
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    This Photo has definitley Not been “HairBrushed “!

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Evening Frankie! We have had some TaTs today on this morning’s page but they don’t work after lunch, despite putting in overtime claims to Victoria Street.

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    The Beast of the west says:

    The hair to scare

  198. 198
    Sir William Waad says:

    Well, all of them, actually.

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    Lincolnshire Squire says:

    Fuck me. Ties like that are back in fashion? Better go and rescue them from the bondage drawer.

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I think I’ve got it! GladsTony! What is the prize?

  202. 202
    Pamplemousse says:

    The lovechild of Orson Welles puts the finishing touchs to his greatest tweet yet…

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    jimbob says:

    Gordons ‘special’ advisor.

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    The unvarnished struth says:

    Weak, Guido. On the final Friday before the GE, I expected to be ripping into a pic of pasty, unshaven McDoom as he mumbled through the debate, not one of your pasty fat media pals. But it’s your website.

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    Lightweight Cast Iron says:


    gets my vote!

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    UKIP Until We're Free says:

    Typical of London – copying Bradford again !

    (Except the Plod doesn’t dare get involved in Bradford – well, you remember the riots, don’t you – wouldn’t like all the honoured guests to get slightly miffed again, would we ?)

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    Lightweight Cast Iron says:

    For those of you that went to one of those standard-bog-inter-city-comprehensive-review school thingys


  208. 208
    Lightweight Cast Iron says:


  209. 209
    UKIP Until We're Free says:

    Heath should be dug up and ceremonially hung as a traitor. We’d have no problem assembling a mass turnout of choirboys for the event – quite fitting, some would say.

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    UKIP Until We're Free says:

    Why is (s)he ‘greening’ ?

  211. 211
    UKIP Until We're Free says:

    The thick plottens……

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    pickled wizard says:

    Al – get two pints in to save time!

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    Gobshite says:

    I’d like to introduce Gordon to Dr. Shipman.

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    Jib jab says:

    Realisation dawns on Harry that he’ll never get a proper job.

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    Looks like ‘Hobo With a Shotgun’ is now in production for real.

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    Barnabas Scudamore says:

    “window licker ” ?

    That’s a bit harsh.

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    Archie Wedderspoon says:

    Who is this bastard? Why isn’t he under lock and key?

  219. 219
    Anonymous says:

    Yeah, who is he? I don’t get it …

  220. 220
    Diablo says:

    Damn predictive text! Every time I try to type Nick, I get Gordon!

  221. 221
    easyleys says:

    Only another few millimetres and I’ll get that bogie out

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    Dame Davina Pancake says:

    TB endorses the exclusive New Labour saloon “Hair by Hopeless”.

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    bandersnatch says:


  224. 224
    Anonymous says:

    Pleeeezze someone tell me – WHO IS HE!!!
    Obviously one of Broon’s mongos but I can’t join in the fun till I have a proper name ….

  225. 225
    fuggy says:


  226. 226
    cynic_99@live.co.uk says:

    I love this bit where she takes her knickers off

  227. 227
    Cynic says:

    You don’t know me but I have been following you now for 8 weeks and opening your email and I think I am in love.

    Please Gordon tell me you’ll be mine!

  228. 228
    Cynic says:

    Any time he was down he watched it, again and again. Tim loved the subtle way Maggie’s breasts quivered as she announced “The Lady’s Not for Turning” ……. but still he could dream!

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George Galloway says of his former Respect candidate the UKIP MEP turned Tory, Amjad Bashir…

“Clearly Bashir does not have any real political principles or commitment, only naked opportunism and self-interest. He represents the revolving door principle in politics. The Tories are welcome to him because he will cause them embarrassment. Fortunately Respect was able to act before he did it to us.”

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