April 24th, 2010

#TV10 Tactical Voting Will Kick Balls Out

Ed Balls has a notional majority of 9,000 in his newly created Morley & Outwood seat. That should be taken with a pinch of salt, it is a new seat created after boundary changes, in local council elections over the last 2 years Labour has polled badly, even coming fourth on occasion.

With Labour nationally polling in third place the swing against Labour means Balls’ notional lead is likely to be negligible, his Tory opponent Antony Calvert is fighting an energetic campaign, he’s raised money online for his campaign and he has caught the imagination of many with his “Balls Moment” advert. George Osborne has decided that even though Morley and Outwood wasn’t even on the Tory’s 200 target seats list, that it is now a priority.  In an email to hundreds of thousands of supporters today Osborne says

Labour’s collapse has opened up new opportunities for us that we will be making the most of in the week ahead. We are expanding our battleground against Labour and now have a good chance of winning many more seats where they are haemorrhaging votes, including Ed Balls’s seat in Morley & Outwood.

Last week Guido suggested that Tories in Islington South should vote for the LibDem to oust the sitting Labour MP, this week Guido is urging LibDem voters who want to wipe the smug smile off Ed Balls’ face to lend their vote to the Tory candidate. The LibDem can’t win, Antony Calvert can. It will be the most memorable moment of election night, just as in 1997 when Portillo was defeated. Are you up for a “Balls Moment”?

UPDATE : Punters are putting their money on Calvert to take the seat, he is now the favourite to win.


  1. 1
    Jon says:

    Are’nt the liberals going to be the last people to read this blog tho?

  2. 2
    English John says:

    But will the LimpDums EVER tick the box for a tory?

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    Cheese Sandwich says:

    I’m all for a Balls up!

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    Anything to get rid of these corrupt smug bastards

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    Anonymous says:

    And who’s to say the Lib Dems can’t win Morley & Outwood? Maybe it was tactical voting by liberal voters that helped narrow the gap?

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    Govt-By-Cluster-Fuck says:

    Who cares ?

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    You haven’t really grasped this concept have you?

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    Anonymous says:

    Can’t the tories get some of their extremist right wing allies to help instead?

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    A Firm Pair Of Breasts says:

    Anyone but Balls!

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    nell says:

    A balls/portillo moment indeed – and I’m happy to put to my money on it too!!

    A genuine Elvis Presley song to fit the moment (Not one of those fake moments that gordon had in Corby and East Northants) ? …….. “You’ll be Gone” !!!!

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    A liberal says:

    I read it, its a funny blog.

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    moi says:

    week 1 – winners: tories and job tax
    week 2 – winners: cleg and debate
    week 3 – winners: lib dems and Torries neck and neck
    week 4 – its the economy stupid

    Is economy really a strong suit for a chancellor who made so many mistakes… GB can only say what others would have done, he cant really defend what he did do

    This weeks debate cant be good for someone who says UK will emerge are strongest out of the recovery and its .4% q1 and .2% q2 and heading for double-dip recession…..

    Liebour spin after debates is getting desparate…….

    Henry Cooper lost a fight and said to umpire he though he just shaded the win, umpire said champions dont shade wins..

    Same with GB – he is the PM and should walk all over the others and isn’t

    I know TB did not do debates – but does anyone feel he would not have creamed him opponents and thats something GB is not even close toooo

    Even with his attack dogs saying he wins on a technicality (substance)…

    The real PM wins on all counts. So far only Cameron and Clegg have achieved that.

    Maybe GB so desperate for power he wants Clegg as PM and labour having 60% of the cabinet…. ?

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    TV Fodder says:

    I am kinda neutral myself.

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    TV Fodder says:

    i prefer TV – esp. old clips of john major

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    A liberal says:

    A lot of people who read this blog seriously worry me with their level of stupidity.

    Might I go further and suggest that Blairite Labour voters in this area vote Tory so as to eliminate a potential rival for your darling Miliband post general election…

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    Tim says:

    Feel very happy to have lightened my wallet by a few hundered quid to get Balls out.

    This is the best money I have spent for years!

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    Anonymous says:

    With the general election campaign underway, here are some ideas for questions to ask candidates about Common Purpose: http://tinyurl.com/yj6gtqm

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    No-Nuts in May says:

    Balls out for t’lasses.

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    Ratsniffer says:

    A balls moment would be supreme. Team that up with a bercow moment and I’ll be a happy man.

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    Anonymous says:

    I/O a future fair for all -read- A future fucked for Balls

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    Anonymous says:

    What? That public opinion is slowly but steadily swinging against Cameron and that the Conservatives haven’t a chance in hell of forming government on their own, that if tactical voting didn’t exist we might actually end up with a group of MPs in government people can relate to, that a hung parliament – some call it coalition government – may in fact not be the worst thing that could happen?

    So what concept is it that I haven’t quite grasped?

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    nell says:

    And let’s not forget a jacquismith moment, a philhope moment and perhaps a carrot topped moment!!

    If only! May 6th might be a good night if only those dreams come true!!!

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    A liberal says:

    Thats national “strategic” voting your talking about.

    The concept we are talking about here is local “tactical” voting. Here you don’t vote for who you want but to stop someone else getting in, in this case Ed Balls.

    Thats the concept and from your posts you are not getting it.

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    nell says:

    extremist right wing ? y’mean like labour’s extremist left wing allies ie whelan and UNITE?!!!

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    Anonymous says:

    The concept of what the state of our economy really is. That one.

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    Anonymous says:

    And if Labour aren’t going to be part of the government what difference does it make if Balls gets in or not?

    Don’t get me wrong, I’d be delighted to see him lose his seat.

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    Twat a Fuckwit when you see one, says:

    He’s a Fuckwit, twat him in the Balls. :@

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    Islington Mike says:

    Do you know anything about the LibDem candidate for Islington South and Finsbury?

    She’s called Bridget Fox and she running a characteristically mucky LibDem campaign.

    I’d ordinarily want anyone to oust the Labour candidate. Not on this occasion.

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    Big Ben says:

    Tactical voting will quash any hope of a Tory absolute majority. You boys are fucked.

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    Big Ben says:

    Maxi-twat that you are.

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    Anonymous says:

    Presumably “Anonymous” you’re far too young to remember the last Lib/Lab pact in the 70’s?
    Sadly I’m not- and it was a fucking disaster.
    The Liberals were shafted, the country paralysed by political infighting, and the coalition inevitably imploded.

  33. 33
    Big Ben says:

    …coz you ain’t getting a Tory majority that’s for sure.

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    A liberal says:

    Thats the point of the tactical vote!

    To make him lose his seat, the national strategic overview doesn’t matter here. What does is that a scumbag MP loses bigstyle, one who might otherwise have been the next Labour leader for all we know.

    Also if we are in hung parliament territory Labour may well be part of the next government it depends who bribes, sory persuades Clegg to support them and/or whether or not Labour attempt a minority government.

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    Hey Guido, Organise some events in Morley & Outwood over the next 10 days or so of the election, and get all the visitors to this site to go the constituency to help get balls out.

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    Gordon's haemorrhoids says:

    “If you can’t beat them, fuck them”

    Guido’s bang on. Vote tactical.

    If your party doesn’t stand a chance of beating Labour why not lend support to another party and give Gordon,Mandelscum and Ed Bollocks one up the arse.

    You know it makes sense, lovely jubbley

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    Born and Bred in Enfield (Southgate) says:

    Have to say I thoroughly enjoyed that Portillo moment. Knew it was coming, but couldn’t be arsed to get off my backside to get down the Civic Centre to watch it in the flesh. Now of course I regret voting Labour at that election.

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    Sidney says:

    Yup the Etonian clique running the Tory party have made sure of that. No Tory majority Cameron may even have to play second fiddle to Prime Minister Clegg.

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    trogdolyte says:

    Balls loses gets given the vacant seat in Kirkcaldy

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    UK Fred says:

    Elect Calvert and we replace a bully with a drunk. I suppose the fact of the matter is that Calvert drunk can’t do as much damage as Balls sober.

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    A liberal says:

    I’m not trolling here but I don’t think this will happen again.

    I would guess that a deal would be done whereby the Liberals will back A or B for a fixed period of say 24 months in return for electoral reform, their income tax plans and trident in the strategic review.

    It wont be an infighting bonanza for the first 18 months till the economy is seen as stable-ish then bickering like you said and collapse at around 24 months followed by our first PR or AV GE.

    That said I firmly beleive the Tories will attempt a minority government if their numbers of MP’s are high enough and simply dare the Liberals to stop them, knowing that if they do the economy will implode and the tories will gain at another snap election.

    Interesting times indeed…

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    Jay says:

    I wonder if Sky’s nauseatingly sycophantic Labour shill, Kay Burley, has removed her tongue from Brown’s arsehole yet?

    Her interview today with her hero is the most sickening piece of Labour propaganda I’ve ever seen.

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    Tom FD says:

    I don’t know what I’d find more delicious: watching Ed Balls lose his seat or watching Ed Balls lead the Labour party into total oblivion.

    Oh no wait Harman could do that even more entertainingly. Vote Calvert!

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    Moley says:

    Don’t forget that labour in the seventies did more or less try and pretend they were decent, honourable and truthful, and coalition didn’t work then.

    The modern labour party does not pretend to be anything other than a buch of lying, smearing, bullying, thugs.

    If there was a Lib-Lab coalition the bodies of the Liberal members of cabinet would end up in the Thames.

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    Duncan says:

    “Balls loses gets given the vacant seat in Kirkcaldy”

    Only if Brown’s around to protect him, and that’s looking increasingly unlikely.

    Vote Balls, get bollocks. – Who you should ‘vote tactically’ for depends upon which of the LibCon candidates is a more plausible one. That’s not something I know and that’s not something you can tell from council polling figures. What I can tell you is, for better or worse LibDem supporters have a sneaky tendency to vote tactically (look at the Glasgow East by-election) and regardless of national swing may well do so to get rid of this oik. Better if there were an independent running against him however and both the LibCon candidates stood down.

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    Barnabas Scudamore says:

    Bit upset really.

    I didn’t listen to Calvert’s video properly.

    I thought he was collecting money to castrate Ed Balls.

    I promptly donated £30 (hopefully this should be enough to buy a pair of those Wilkinson Sword garden shears, the black and orange ones).

    Apparently, Ed Balls is NOT actually going to be castrated. FUCK !

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    Dennis says:

    David Miliband and his fellow Frankfurt Schoolers at the Foreign Office want the Pope to agree to open an abortion clinic, bless a “gay wedding”, and endorse a range of condoms before he is allowed to visit Britain.

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    Duncan says:

    Sorry. Missed the point there. The correct answer is ‘no he won’t, not if Brown is gone which he would have to be for Kirkcaldy to be on the menu’ – he’s Brown’s creature and it’s unlikely people will be inclined to protect him if and when Brown is ousted.

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    anonymous says:

    O/T Where IS the cabinet?

    Is McBust taking the entire hit? Is he playing the martyr?

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    king kong says:

    Burley is blatantly pro-Labour like many other so-called journalists including Nick Robinson, Andrew Marr, Patrick Hennessey, Andrew Roberts, Mary Riddell, Peter Spencer, Glen O’Glaza, Julie Etchingham etc

  51. 51
    Jon says:

    Brown is the only show in town. Miliband, Straw, Johnson and the rest of the cabinet are keeping their heads down while the disaster unfolds.

  52. 52
    revolting peasant says:

    Labour would promise anything in order to cling on to power.
    Lets hope the Libs aren’t stupid enough to fall for it….

  53. 53
    lmao says:

    Vote Lib Dem for five more years of Gordon Brown and Labour.

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    Sir Reginald Titbrain. says:

    Surprised they don’t want him to model it.

    O/T but a good read


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    lmao says:

    Is she Sarah Teather’s girlfriend?

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    Sir Reginald Titbrain. says:

    Says something when Brown is the No 1 attraction. Like a circus with a penguin.

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    Samee says:

    That got me thinking – what odds could you get on Balls coming 3rd in a 2 horse race?

  58. 58
    glazer's out says:

    These are the type of verminous nonces Miliband employs at the foreign office:


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    PoliBollocks says:

    What I want to know is?

    Why is Yvette Cooper not called Ms Yvette Balls?

    I first thought it might be because if they have kids they would be called little bollocks but I’m leaning more towards the fact that she is ashamed to be married to the bg slimy turd.

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    glazer's out says:

    Bring on the clowns!

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    Anonymous says:

    All extremists meet at the edge of the political spectrum,why is left wing nnnnnice and supposedly right wing not, well supposedly all fascist dictator were “right wing” all were demonstrably socialist (liberal fascism).All of the terrorist groupings in Europe acclaimed marxism as an excuse for their barbarity,ie we did it for the workers.Time to put the bullshit to bed

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    GBS says:

    They hate the pope but welcome ranting, western-hating muzlims with open arms.

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    udderly 'orrible says:

    Yes watch her she supports redeveloping the Sobel leisure centre in the teeth of massive opposition from users. Her party earlier helped destroy Lambs Squash Club – the Wimbledon of Squash and with 10 courts one of the biggest facilities in Islington. The DumbLibs lot in Islington are total hypocrites and deserve to be chucked out.

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    Big Ben says:

    Vote Tory for… err… what, exactly?

    Oh yeah, change. A shitter version of Blair. Great.

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    udderly 'orrible says:

    Ah yes he is – chemically!

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    1992 says:

    The only thing big about you Ben, is the space between your fucking ears.

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    Bilo, Borat's Retard Brother says:

    Jagshemash! It was good……NOT!!!!!

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    udderly 'orrible says:

    Testes, Milli-twit and Milli-twat, Hattie Harpic and Caravan Madge, you mean? A true parade of fleas.

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    SPASTIC says:

    What I can’t understand is why anyone would vote Balls anyway. Is Morley & Outwood populated by retards?

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    Gordon Blog says:

    the flag of St George is flying from Downing Street today.


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    Missing a Trick says:

    Is ST a beanflicker?

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Can I just say its absolutely brilliant to see the Right Honorable Mr Balls in Guidos crosshairs – he’s never missed yet!

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    Fisiani says:

    In NZ we have been doing tactical local voting for years. For instance Epsom in Auckland is a rock solid Tory area but the voters are given the nod to cast their vote tactically for the leader of a small coalition party. In Wellington the Green voters swing in behind the Labour candidate.
    The electorate simply need to be reinforced with the message that if voters of the party that came 3rd in 2005 cast their vote for the party that came 2nd then the sitting Labour MP will be tossed out

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    concrete pump says:

    Must be, what right minded bloke would go near her…………..?

    Wait for it…………

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    Brown Hater says:

    Thank goodness there is still the magnificent Brillo prowling the corridors of Broadcasting House!!

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    Anonymous says:

    Do they realise they have moved from school and uni to paid employment ?

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    Forward to fuck all with Labour says:

    Er….Baroness Scotchland?

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    Catflap says:

    I am not a Tory because they are shit and have historicaly always been shit.
    When you look at the past fuck ups including lost oppurtunities to repeal most of the left wing bollocks they have failed or worse added to the bollocks.
    P.A.C.E,CPS,CSA,EU,Speed cameras,Ulster sellout.All brought in or embelished by the Conservatives.
    That was Pre Wavy Davy days as well.
    What can we expect this time from a metrosexual hand up arse Conservative party?
    A bit of financial stability so we can continue to be fucked thats what.
    I hate fucking Labour with every fibre in my body but am under no illusion about what the Conservatives have in store either.
    Damn all the traiterous self serving bastards to hell.

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    Paxo gets his arse kicked by Nick Griffin says:

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    Pudsey laid bare says:


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    and whatever happened to Stephen Twigg?

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    Brown Hater says:

    Well young Nick had a bit of a reputation with the girls, or so he says…

    ……..nah, surely not?

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    My problem is that I’d like to see ALL of them lose on election night.

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    Ratsniffer says:

    This was reported on Pravda as “appearing to mock catholicism”

    What?? “appearing to”!?

    Now, just imagine if, say, a tory had written such stuff about a muslim cleric, or even worse, the prophet. All weasel words like “appearing to” would have vanished and they would have been castigated and vilified with endless guests being lined up on bulletins to critisise them.

    Double standards. It’s what we do.

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    My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

    yes indeed putzmeister

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    Engineer says:

    Errr – I think you meant “Right Hoonerable”….

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    Did the Pope not read the bible? says:

    I would just tell the Nazi loving kiddy fiddling Cu*t and his evil cohorts just to fuck off rather than present flaming hoops to prevent him coming here.
    That is unless they were tied round his fucking neck.

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    Beeb Bias says:

    The location are always questionable, generally Labour tendencies!

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    anonymous says:

    My mild conspiracy says private polling shows meltdown. Cabinet is disassociating. Gordon knows it and has taken on martyr mantle to save the Party.
    Possibly, the most honourable thing he’s done.

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    7th of May can't come soon enough says:

    I will not be happy if they decide not to count this one on the night – I shall be staying up all night to see LieBore humiliated.

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    ferret says:

    A horse with 3 balls?

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    My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

    As an anti-authoritarian I must disagree,P.A.C.E was entirely necessary,after the 45-79 consensus on total government many thought the police were part of the government, they are not,though funded by the tax payer they are ultimately free to police all persons on the island.The tories called them to task due to some high profile shortcomings but never tried to politicise them.

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    7th of May can't come soon enough says:

    and two years later we had to call in the IMF.

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    Dack Blog says:

    Oh my lord – just seen the Elvis footage. This is descending (even) further into farce. And Burley’s more annoying than Lumley.

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    albacore says:

    Be careful what you wish for, Fawkes.
    I’d rather watch batteries charge than endure the phoney Lib/Lab/Con televised debates; but a clip on here showed Clagg as umpteen times more telegenic than the deadbeat duo. Brown and Cameron have less hope of matching his televisual smarm quotient than Nixon had of out-shining Kennedy.
    They’re all crap, out-and-out EU lapdogs; but letting the Liberals loose in government is a nightmare that would have Freddie Krueger whimpering for his ma.

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    Dack Blog says:

    Maybe we should give the PMship to the candidate 1st back to the HoC with the Golden Fleece.

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    Dack Blog says:

    Geeky? You?

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    Gormless Brown says:

    Er, I still agree with Nick and I know Nick agrees with me.

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    Probably from Norman stock says:

    More of a tickle, but interesting none the less

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    Dick Tator says:

    Brown to Burley in a Sky interview: “When my young sons are tired, they throw things at each other.” Like father, like sons then!!

    And earlier, Horrible Harperson said she thought it was the real Elvis at the Liebour meeting.
    HE’S DEAD, YOU DIPSHIT!!!! No, not working at Tesco, even…..

    This bunch of deadbeats get worse by the day. Best thing Labour can do now is stay hidden until May 6th. They may even improve their position.

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    My Other Cars Not A Prius Either says:

    The pope did not love the nazis,did not fiddle with kids,why hate him.
    Many of those of a professional career accessed porn of this type but there are no calls to disband the judiciary,accountancy,teaching,lecturing,policing,civil service etc on the individual be it!

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    Brown Hater says:

    Noble? Perhaps but hilarious nontheless!

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    Catflap says:

    PACE and the CPS was about undermining the office of Constable.
    Both to save money on wages/rent allowance and to satisfy the left wing as well as Minority groups.
    It also created jobs for the boys lawyers in the CPS.
    Since PACE you will have noticed the rise in the number of 5ft nothing tick the box useless bastards in the Police.
    You pay peanuts you get monkeys but Monkeys is exactly what they wanted.

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    Mdme Defarge says:

    Tactical voting is a smart concept and can be used to great effect.

    However I wish to state, once again, that the Tories will win the election with a working majority. There will be no yellow tinged conglomeration and Labour are heading for meltdown.

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    JD says:

    The Frankfurt School and their useful idiots have been attacking the Catholic Church for years. They regard it as one of the main blocks to their pursuit of power and have been intent on destroying it for years.

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    Mdme Defarge says:

    It isn’t going to happen. The Tories will hold steady and will have a working majority with DC as PM. The Libs may well come in second as Labour are plummeting into oblivion.

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    BCG says:

    Increasing numbers of people agree with Nick. Nick Griffin that is.

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    Mdme Defarge says:

    Look this is the third time I’ve said this. The Lib-Dem stuff isn’t going to happen. The Tories will win but this is going to be the most electrifying election result we have ever seen.

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    Vocabulary +1 says:

    ‘Bean-flicker’- top drawer!

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    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    A night of cocaine and single malt allowing me to watch

    Balls reduced to tears

    Pol Jock being helped into an Ambulance wearing a very tight coat

    Peter Handlesmensbums forced to sell his watch to some gold trading TV shyster on May 7

    Camerhoon flayed alive and driven down Portobello Rd before being crucified at Nottinghill gate

    My perfect day

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    Mdme Defarge says:

    She’s just a crap journalist generally.

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    anonymous says:

    Push the 3% margins of error in the appropriate directions = tory majority.

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    Sweaty sex offender says:

    Is the evidence ready for the prosecution if he loses his seat?

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    Gordoom cooks the books says:

    i would almost like him to win so he can stab the 1 eyed mong in the back to become leader plus pmq`s would be great with blinky balls the thick lying twat

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    Gordoom cooks the books says:

    Gordo “i`m upping the campaign i`m going to talk to NON LABOUR VOTERS” how radical is that then

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    Did the Pope not read the bible? says:

    The product the Vatican sells is based on love,kindness and goodness.
    None of the examples you gave sell that product.
    The current pope was in the Hitler youth and the German Army.
    We only have his word for it he wasn’t a Nazi.
    The man has been implicated almost directly in the cover ups of child abuse.
    The man was the last head of what was known as the ‘Inquisition’.
    Any one of those three is good enough for me to tell him to fuck off with his cultist bollocks.
    Would McDonalds or the Disney corporation survive these accusations and be allowed to ‘Move On’?
    We still have south America and Africa to explore as far as this abuse scandal goes.
    If developed industrialised nations have thousands of victims then how bad was/is the abuse in these impoverished nations?
    Fuck the Muslim extremists as well but my my count they still have kill another 2950 people to catch up with the Catholic terrorists.

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    Sir Reginald Titbrain. says:

    Did anybody tell them this?

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    ST says:

    I am when I’m not up to my nuts in guts.

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    Anonymous says:

    Why can’t we start a campaign for Brown to have a Portillo moment?

    If everyone who hates Brown gave £1, and promised the people in his constituency that if Brown doesn’t get elected then you’ll donate all the collected money to a local charity which will then dish it out to all the people who live there.

    Hey presto; you get a serving PM who loses his job not just because his party might have lost power, but because the PM is no longer even an MP.

    Go on; it’s only a quid each; i’ll pay.

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    Big Ben says:

    Fuck you hoonbollocks Hunt.

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    HandsomeDavid says:

    Where are the Cabinet? They are so well hidden they are underground. They are all keeping their heads down.

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    Ta says:

    Good message got

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    1992 says:

    I rest my case.

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    Dack Blog says:

    But there is no ‘democracy’, is there… so it can’t lead to anything, can it.

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    Jon says:

    Ah ok, well I stand corrected ‘A liberal’, will you be tempted to tactically vote tory?

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    Anonymous says:

    Brown WILL have a Porillo moment !!

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    Missing a Trick says:

    I thenk yo!

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    Desmond Morris says:

    Listening to Gordo talk about his life as a parent, I fealt dreadfully sorry for the children.

    Ana that pack-mule that follows him every where, the Beard, what has she got in her saddle bag apart from Bananas for the monkey, (and tranquilizers for emergencies)?

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    Monkey Spunk says:

    I’d rather see his whore slag-boy of a wife get it, but he’ll do for starters. Skin the Hunt.

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    Anonymous says:

    ATTENTION PLEASE : All the Polls are phoney as they are all a construct of a media with a VESTED INTEREST in the televised debates. The truth is…….that Labour are going t0 be wiped out and the Conservativs will have a majoroty of around 20-30.

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    Monkey Spunk says:

    Especially that whore Teresa May – she keeps her head well down. On ya fucking purple-pleaser

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    A liberal says:

    No not where I live, but if I did live in Ed Balls constituency I would because he is a Hunt regardless of whether you are blue or yellow he remains as such.

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    Given the rampant success that other winners of the Nobel Prize for Economics have vested upon us, I’m always inclined to be sceptical of anything produced by such a prizewinner.

    I’m not a fan of any form of representative democracy – the Swiss model where more direct democracy is the default is more fair and certainly doesn’t seem to have harmed the Swiss as a nation. But if we must have representative democracy, then it must be tempered by strict limits on party whips and by the opportunity to recall representatives if enough constituents decide it is desirable – giving the idiots five years of job security seems to be unwise on the basis of past experience.

    And you’re not geeky – you just wish you were :P

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    Anonymous says:

    Brown’s got a majority of around 18,000.
    If about 9,000 of those voters switched to the SNP, then he’d lose his seat.

    So, you only need to convince 9,000 people there who normally vote labour (or who don’t normally vote at all) to vote for the SNP.

    9,000 people is only about 13% of the electorate there.

    So, despite the fact that he’s currently got a 58% share of the vote, he actually only needs a 13% swing against him from existing labour voters and non-voters towards the SNP to lose.

    It *CAN* be done.

    Go on the good people of Kirkcaldy; vote SNP, you know it makes sense.

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    Oi – I would, but then again I’m not right in the head, or so the doctors keep telling me…

  138. 138
    Up your McBroon McCavity says:

    Once Brown has been kicked out then all his little creatures – Balls, McBride, Nick Brown, Primarolo, Cooper, Shitty Shriti, Ian Austin – all the lying, incompetent and bullying scum will be toast.

  139. 139
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t be a knob end all of your life.

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    this week youfundme is urging Labour voters who want to wipe the smug smile off Nadine Dorries face to lend their vote to the Lib Dem candidate. Labour can’t win, Linda Jack can.


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    Nick2 says:

    As a local voter at the time I received more election pamphlets concerning the conversion of a local historic building into a MacDonalds drive through than the parties’ national objectives.

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    here comnes the Hung Parliament says:

    say it till you another 50 times it wlll mae no difference
    it’s the petulant assertion of those pretending the polls are all wrong
    the polls are always all wrong when you are in deep shit

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    find your own election says:

    swiss cockcheese

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    ACDC1 says:

    this blog makes more sense if you realise they believe “Dave didn’t fail, the people failed Dave”.

  145. 145
    TV Fodder says:

    When is it on so I can watch it?

  146. 146
    Dave Blair says:

    I agree with Nick.

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    Nick2 says:

    Even when QT is based in a non-hell-hole near civilisation they still manage to gather a disproportionate number of ethnic minority and Labour sympathisers.

    When it’s out in the sticks (eg Weston Super Mare) then they concentrate the bleeding-heart Guardianista readers.

    But where ever they go, they always find a crowd who are inclined to boo and hiss about any ‘extreme’ right-wing politicians or their policies. I’ve never heard extreme left wing policies (such as anything proposed by the ‘Greens’) to get similar treatment.

    Unsurprisingly, I’ve also never once known them go somewhere that has, for example, strong local B*N*P support. Question Time is happy to support the LibLabCon parties, and it’ll be a long time before they have a smaller party representative on each week, hopefully in substitution for the caricature-leftie ‘fourth panel member’.

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    TV Fodder says:

    Take away their TV’s – these bloody prisoners get too much telly.

  149. 149
    TV Fodder says:

    Anything good on at election day?

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    Susie says:

    The Lib/Lab pact lasted precisely 16 months ISTR… and looking at some of the dates of previous ones, 1924, 1929, 1977 — it does does not really bode well for the country’s future if they inflict another on us.

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    Nick2 says:

    Watch her scuttle around the Spin Room, camera crew & assistant(s?) in tow, to find Steve Bell on Emily’s video.

    I watched her fill an extremely boring hour on Sky before the 2nd debate started, tottering over cobbled streets in her high heels (with live commentary of her progress) & pathetically lurking inside the building to shout ‘hello’ at the leaders.

    The whole thing was a travesty of news reporting, and reminiscent of a Billy Wilder film.

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    The Polls are always a Lie when you are losing says:

    ATTENTION PLEASE : All the Polls are a Lie as they are a construct of Multi-Million pound Businesses who’s profit margin and bottom line depends on ACCURACY.
    The truth is…. that any poll that doesn’t show Dave with a landslide must be wrong because I say so.

    And back when the polls were all showing Dave with huge leads up to 28 points ?
    They were of course right then.

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    Anonymous says:

    add another 10 to the tory numbers = tory majority.

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    hung parliament says:

    they will

  155. 155
    Nick2 says:

    Don’t rule it out – remember Mad Harriet’s ‘Court of Public Opinion’ (jury selection: Twelve wimmin and true)…

  156. 156
    rillo Pads says:

    even he knows it’s going to be a hung parliament now
    I suggest you watch his TV output

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    Susie says:

    I think so too.

    The demographics have shifted — there are too many people who will vote and remember the 70’s the Lib/Lab pact and what a disaster it was. Many of my generation have come to realize she changed Britain for the better (whatever they felt about Thatcher at the time — I loathed her).

    Harsh medicine, but the patient recovered, we’ll just have to take it again, this time Cameron will sugar-coat.

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    Nick2 says:

    A garotte in case he suggests another pregnancy for political advantage?

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    PC kills says:

    Enjoy your sharia law Paxo!

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    Reality Check says:

    Cameron had to kill the Lib dems stone dead on thursday. He didn’t.

    He spent most of his time today whining to the public about a Hung Parliament. Someone had better tell Cameron he has to win an Election.
    It isn’t handed to him by divine right or laid at his feet like a trust fund.

    Only one full week of Campaigning left, the polls all pointing to a hung Parliament, postal votes going out on monday, the Tory Campaign still split between going after Brown, going after Clegg or pushing the ‘Big Society’ positive message.

    This is the most enjoyable Election in years. A Comedy Classic.

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    Swiss CockCheese says:

    You’ve seen the Tory campaign then.

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    We British don't exist! says:

    I thought Paxo was meant to be clever?

    Just another over inflated, over paid media fop, The British have no right to claim ethnic british according to Paxo.

    We dont exist apparently!

    If immigration and treason has got to the level where those in power ( the media and goverment) feel they can now get away with claiming the British as a people don’t exist(funny how they never made such claims when they wanted us to fight and die in the second world war – clearly people who died for nothing!) then you just know it is time for the BMP to clean house and rid us of the treacherous filth.

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    sinosimon says:

    i think joining the hitler youth may be taken to represent acertain level of approbation for things National Socialist….or was his holiness one of the thousands who (claimed after the war they…) just turned up on the ping pong and badminton nights?

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    Or to put it another way,… No they fucking haven’t!
    They’ve been an economic and foreign policy catastrophe with pointless bloody War, Blair and Brown wrecking civil liberty at home with orwellian statism and then helping the bankers take a shit on the entire economy.

    So please! spare us from the fucking whining about how terrible things could be if we we have a hung parliament and how wonderful things always are with a majority government.

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    Doctor Mick says:

    titfer is one of the most prolific posters on here, in a Legion of guises, but he uses any name except his own. Perhaps that is why he doesn’t have time to create his own blog.

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    sinosimon says:

    cyanide capsules for the last days in the bunker………

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    Lil Olmey says:

    Weren’t there talks of a plan to oust McRuin from Kirkcaldy ? Any news of that lately ?

  168. 168
    Anonymous says:

    What about a Major-Ballsup? Sorry that was the Irish Party

  169. 169
    Gorgon's New ToyBoy says:

    I’m going to be Gorgon’s No 1 boy from now on.

    Gorgon agrees with me. He said so several times.

    But he’s been told Mandy must have a share too, and not just sloppy seconds.

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    The people of CurrKuddy says:


    We’re supposed to say we love him. We want him. We need him. He’s our hero.

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    Brown's Downfall....not long now !!! says:

    Metaphorically speaking probably most of them are on their way to South America or trying to negotiate a separate peace with the allies….only the fanatics are prepared to stay in the Bunker to go down to defeat with Brown

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    Anonymous says:

    You cock sucking communist cu’nt. The sooner trash like you are up against a wall, the better.

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    Reading the article, the most disturbing aspect of the whole affair isn’t the percieved anti-Catholic bias or the puerile nature of the document, but the very procedure that was used to produce such a document in the first place.

    It seems that the whole point of the exercise was to maximise the amount of positive spin that the government could garner from the Pope’s visit – the whole thing looks like a ghastly PR exercise handled by the sort of arseholes who normally do that sort of thing. I used to have some dealings with the FO back in the 90s, and it’s inconcievable to me that such an approach would have been taken back then, or even considered appropriate given the nature and the calibre of the FO staff back then.

    What this indicates to me is how far the Blairite / New Labour agenda has compromised even the FO – a department where media perception should be the last on the list of criteria to consider when planning such a visit, security and fulfilling the wishes of the visitor being the top two.

    Still, it has identified at least one public sector job that could be lost without negative impact to the economy…

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    labour-go forth and multiply says:

    how about a win double?

    get rid of ed and also his wife,yvette……?

    that will save £300,000 a year in expeneses and they could also work out where they live!

    she is such a useless fuckwit……….apparently she went to Harvard.
    like every daughter of a trade union would.

    or how about a win treble ?

    grodnon brwon ? who the **** votes for him?
    i have two scottish friends and they hate him!

    a delusional twat who thinks he lost the tv debates ‘because he didnt smile enough’!!!!

  175. 175
    Anonymous says:

    Attn. Cameron & Richy-Rich Clegg:

    Get Mr Sugar, Peter Volemort and all those other greasy “hanga-onnas” out of the Lords by axing the Lords in favour of an elected chamber in 6 months. Cameron has been too slow on this one and is paying in votes.
    He needs to come out this week with a proposal to show he is not on the side of privilege, racial gerrymandering and rewarded corruption.
    The inheritance tax scheme of the Tories is pretty incomprehensible for many, since too few are lucky enough to own mansions. That must go too, and this week moreover.
    If Labour end up with the biggest party whatever percentage that may be the monarch is constitutionally bound to favour that party, whatever her personal feelings on the matter.

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    khmer marron says:

    dave- it’s very simple………get us out of the eu……..greece may have been bailed out but they STILL have the debts!

    stop pissing money down the drain.

    support industry which makes money from exports.

    grow some!

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    TV Fodder says:

    Channel4 is my fav TV – yo jon snow (dunno how to spell zenab badawi)

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    dick sniffin is a trouser partridge says:

    TREASON! squawk! TREASON! squawk! TREASON! squawk! TREASON! squawk! TREASON! squawk! TREASON! squawk! TREASON! squawk! TREASON! squawk!

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    the summit of his intellect says:

    cock gay cock gay cock

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    NutterWatch says:


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    NutterWatch says:


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    NutterWatch says:


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    Down With Brown! says:

    Lots of luvies love the BBC because the telly tax gives them lots of our money!


    Don’t be fooled by the luvies, use your vote to kick Labour out!

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    Ed Balls wants to see the destruction of Nation States and democratic choice says:

    Ed Balls is a Common Purpose appointee and has been groomed by them for leadership. Worse still, he is also a Bilderberger. Anyone who can vote in his constituency, should vote for the person most likely to remove the poisonous traitor from politics.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Doubtful, they are in the main, closet marxist’s.

  186. 186
    Down With Brown! says:

    The Labour government is leaving the building and is heading to heartbreak hotel:


    Elvis impersonator meets PM impersonator!

  187. 187
    pension robber brown says:

    bet you havnt got a pension.dick head

  188. 188
    Antonia says:

    As the Conservative candidate in Islington South, I have told Guido before that it makes no sense whatsoever to vote Lib Dem here. Their Bridget Fox failed to win in 2005 and has lost her council seat since. Local demographic change, the fact that London voted for a Conservative mayor in 2008, and that Conservatives did well locally in that election and in the Europeans have changed the picture. We have rebuilt the Conservative organisation so strongly here that we are fielding a full slate of 48 council candidates. Conservative posters are going up round the borough, volunteers are pouring in and we have won huge support for our campaign helping council leaseholders and tenants fight dodgy repair work. Don’t vote Lib Dem – help rebuild the Conservative alternative in Islington.

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    Lil Olmey says:

    Upside down, no doubt.
    I wonder the people of Bedworth did to deserve a visit from this arsehole ?

  190. 190
    pension robber brown says:

    Micheal White.and the biggest labour flag flyers Polly Tobenee.Kevin Mcquire

  191. 191
    Anonymous says:

    I bet that many a Tory wishes old Ming was still LibDem leader

  192. 192
    Lil Olmey says:

    Antonia, perhaps you can tell me ….. my local MP has her name backwards on the posters that are now appearing, so that anyone who didn’t know would think her name was Miller Maria. What’s going on ? Why would the Conservatives think that was a good idea ?

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    lurker says:

    No matter how hard he tries to disguise himself, it never
    actually works. He makes Gordon look normal.

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    Rose says:

    Well done Nick Griffin, bloody idiotic questions from the BBC Nutcase. Nick Clegg should get together with his namesake – isn’t he looking for some distinctive policies??? Distinctive pro-British, pro honest citizen, polices would be so refreshing !!

  195. 195
    pension robber brown says:

    no Labour votes are as thick as shit because thats the way Labour treat them so thats what they are.

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    Dudley South says:

    They’d do it for a quid each in Dunfermline. Fifty p, probably.

  197. 197
    Antonia says:

    And here’s Janet Street-Porter in the IoS today, reckoning we’ll make a hole in the Labour vote:


    And the Economist notes the energy and diversity of our team:


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    Lieutenant Pigeon says:

    Calvert’s campaign was fatally flawed by pronouncing lieutenant as lew-tenant.
    Or perhaps not.

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    Rednecks and hair to match says:

    This is Scotland.
    They’re probably all blood relatives.

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    The tories are coming back? Yippee! Its been ages since Londoners had a good riot. Think of all the new tech thats evolved for the police to play with next time the fun in Trafalger Square starts again.

    The fox torturers will be chortling too.

  201. 201

    I’m not Tat – I’m heterosexual, for a start :-)

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    Dudley South says:

    Their sleb backing certainly says it all; Eddie Izzard, Jo Brand, Eddie Izzard (again), Richard Wilson, Tony Robinson, Jo Brand (again), Eddie Izzard (yet again), Sam West, David Tennant, Jo Brand (yet again). Suppose they needed to bulk out their pitiful little list and assumed no-one would notice.

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    Paddy Ashdown says:

    Vote LibDem and we’ll support Milliband.
    It doesn’t matter nobody voted for him
    or he didn’t appear in the leader debate.
    Just think how unfair life would be without PR.

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    Unsworth says:

    And no doubt everything else is flying – Nokias etc.

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    I thought that pisshead they had was a laugh, but then again another scottish leader is too much to stomach now.

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    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Like anybody apart from you and other pointless political wannabees gives a fuck

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    Tulkinghorn says:

    Thanks for the link.

    Cringe Factor: off the scale!

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    LOL – Paxo getting completely pwned by the Fomorian Fascist.

    Good distinction between civic and ethnic Britishness, too – although some of Griffin’s followers won’t see the point that was made, as they are too hung up on skin colour.

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Never let it be said the B-N-P is out of touch:


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    All you need to know about the implications of voting LibDem says:

    Vote LibDem = Hung Parliament=Weak Government=National Crisis==Greek Style Bail out…………….QED

  212. 212
    Tulkinghorn says:

    Never forget Marcus Brigstocke and Jeremy Hardy, who ought to be in the front rank when the whole lot of them get bulldozed into a pit of quicklime.

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    Just stating the obvious says:

    Well as “Ming” was/is a buddy of the ” Lost Man from Kirkcaldy “he would be propping up Labour so probably not a lot

  214. 214

    I see Islington South has a choice of Fox, Cox or the Pox – still, at least the incumbent Labour sow has a nice taxpayer funded property empire to retire to in her dotage…

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    You are Janet Street Porter and I claim my £5.

  216. 216
    fox u says:

    MY yes we are! just like all the student /union plebs who will lead the riots from the rear as always.
    P.s buy shares in Heckler & Koch may be a good year for sales.

  217. 217
    The Acme, End Point, Summation, or Total FuckUp of 13 yrs of Noo_Lie_Bore says:

    - Mr Prezza of Scott elevated to HoL

    – ‘Gorbals’ already there

    – unimaginable public debt

    – threadbare military forces bereft of central support

    – a hopeless Tory Oppo

    – a v. wealthy Bliar

    – thousands of noo laws / surveillance cameras . .. and control freakery

    – PM using an ‘Elvis’ impersonator to advance ‘his’ cause

    – bureacracy awash with PC bollocks

    – Ed Bollocks seeking re-election

    – etc

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    nell says:

    If balls loses in morley and outwood he’ll simply end up in the lords alongside his other greasy pals, gorbals mick, sugar and uddin.

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    All these newbie gaffs Bruin keeps making are proof he’s never had to campaign for his job before. Can you imagine Cameron or Clegg walking through a crowd with a tacky effort such as that singing “The Wonder of You” behind him? This could end up being one of the iconic images of this campaign – a prelude to the “Bruin moment” everyone is eagerly anticipating.

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Of course the difference between a hung parliament and a balanced parliament is all a matter of perspective. One man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter.

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    Tulkinghorn says:

    Yes, Brown has no idea what he’s doing but I think Liebore are also having a collective nervous breakdown. Today’s article in the Telegraph about frantic repositioning and Mandelson telling Harman to “shut up” is the funniest thing I’ve read in that organ since Peter Simple. The very idea that they could parachute Miliband Senior in as PM, and get away with it without civil unrest, gives you some idea of how utterly barking mad the Zanu Election Machine has become.

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    The (distant) Future Belongs to Us says:

    Strange, on Friday night Stephen Nolan (R5 Live) was interviewing an inarticulate BNP candidate called Walker who was utterly unable to give manifesto policy cost estimates and in frustration (Nolan) asked, “Do you even know what day the election is on, by any chance?” “Err…May the…umm…fifth?” came the less than instant response. “Are you sure your party’s really READY for government?” asked Nolan resignedly.

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    J.Presclott ( five bellies, two Jags & two inches ) says:

    Don’t forget me !!

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    South of the M4 says:

    Ah, Britain on the world stage. How charming.

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    Baroness Houdini says:

    Racist !

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    Mrs Higginsbottom says:

    Odd, Lib Dems in Dorset and Somerset too are also overly interested in “re-development” of sports and social facilities against the wishes of the local inhabitants in most cases. This doesn’t deter them. With allies like Letwin I don’t expect great things of a Lib/Con coalition, just more of the same. Self interest not national interest.

    Tactical voting is one thing, but isn’t there something fundamentally wrong when we have to vote for a party we loathe in order to get rid of a party we loathe even more? Where is the democracy in that?

  227. 227
    Billy the Kid says:

    Yep, if we can’t have a hung parliament let’s have an electrified one.

  228. 228
    Billy the Kid says:

    That’s not a saddle bag……

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    cheggers says:

    Ed Balls will just be made Lord B@llocks & he’ll be back somewhere soon

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    Ted Bundy says:

    Balls has ambition to be Prime Minister so he won’t go to the Lords. He’ll be parachuted into the first winnable by election by which time the Tories will be mired by the cuts they have been forced to make clearing up Labours mess.

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    julian gardner says:

    also the nazi dig Paxo got in, “and how would you do it… gas chamber”?

    a bit low even for him, but alas he failed to get a response.


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    Henry's Afterthought says:

    TV Fodder – If you’re actually serious in wanting to avoid the biggest comic tragedy ever to be seen on TV you could always consider hiring “V for Vendetta” from your local video store. There aren’t many laughs but imho it is worth seeing.

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    cheggers says:

    “when no one else can understand me, when everything I do is wrong…” good choice of song for Gordoom

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    DAVE "rock ard" CAMERON says:

    TaT’s obsession with Cock
    has now turned to Clock’s
    you sir have issues !

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    Castrato says:

    Brown, Balls, and the Unions. The country is ruined.

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    Kay Burley says:

    piss off, or I’ll smash your camera in your fucking face.

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    Après Clegg le déluge says:

    If the situation for the UK wasn’t so bloody serious you’d almost wish that Labour and LibDems WERE in government after the election to take the flak and make the cuts

  238. 238
    European Court of Public Opinion says:

    Why he got it wrong….

  239. 239
    cheggers says:

    watch “children of men” if you want to see future life under Nu-Labour

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    John Knox from his pulpit. says:

    A bloody revolution will take place if these idiots get back in power.

  241. 241
    Bishop Williamson says:

    said the child killer Y*d.

  242. 242
    Exiled in Wales says:

    BBC now treating illegals in Arizona like baby seals.


  243. 243
    DAVE "rock ard" CAMERON says:

    Grow Up TAT !
    You fucking child !

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    The tectonic plates shifted and the world of theatre and the arts moved forever says:

    Now now be more sympathetic for the fragility of the artistic temperament ….for some of the “luvvies “the coming storm is too much to bear and so they indulge in heartrending histronics and unfounded scaremongering in their newspaper of choice (after “The Stage”that is)

  245. 245
    DAVE "rock ard" CAMERON says:

    Once again Grow Up TAT !
    You Fucking child !

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    MR BLINKEY says:

    I am in two minds about unseating Ed Balls.

    1) This odious little man gets his comeuppance. For years he has ignored his constituents whilst climbing the greasy pole by being Gordon Browns chief ‘Yes Man’. He ALWAYS put Party interest over national interest. He has never had a proper job; a brief stint as a journalist before becoming Gordon Browns lick-spittle in 1992. Along with that patronising wife of his, flipped his home and screwed the taxpayer out of hundreds of thousands of pounds. He deserves to lose and I look forward to cracking open the champagne when the camera pans to Blinkey’s face as he learns that he lost a 9000 majority. I will be saying “haha, fuck you Balls” whilst downing my Bolinger.

    On the positive side, I think Anthony deserves to win. He has fought a fantastic campaign and is a genuine local candidate. Balls was parachuted in for ‘a job for life’, conveniently next to his wifes seat!

    2) Ed Balls wins, just, by a tiny margin, clinging on by a few dozen votes. He can then continue to be a thorn in the side of the Labour Party for years to come. Blinkey will continue to go on the TV and make a fool of himself. He will delude himself and others that he can become leader. He will kick and scream when the Blairites seize control after his old boss resigns as Labour leader.

    I would genuinely prefer outcome number 1, but outcome number 2 is no bad thing!

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    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Weston-Super-Mare out in the sticks? ha ha ha. It’s practically a suburb of Bristol. But I know what you mean. If a loony closes an RAF base, and then another loony closes a factory making helicopter components, followed by another town planning loony that kicks the guts out of a pleasant old seaside town, what have you got? A town with an income for 10 weeks a year, and loads of trouble.

  248. 248
    DAVE "rock ard" CAMERON says:

    Once again Grow Up TAT !
    You Fucking child !

  249. 249
    Gordonblog says:

    Today I shall be mainly bathing boys. Sarah will be basting turkey.

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    In that case why not combine the two with dissenter torturing. Err, wait…

  251. 251
    Did the pope not read the bible - hasbara prick says:

    David Miliband would make a superb Prime Minister of Israel Britain!

  252. 252
    iain says:

    Clegg’s explanation of his immigration policy on Marr’s show this morning is on the same farcical level at that Elvis effort yesterday.

  253. 253
    Gordon thirty-one-girlfriends Brown says:

    I must be re-elected, there are untoldboys waiting to be bathed and Sarah insists her friends have many unbasted turkeys.

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    DAVE "rock ard" CAMERON says:

    50% of all posts you see on here today will be by TaT
    as he has not yet set up his own website for Gay dating
    as his mum wont let him !

    For those who dont know him:
    He is a sad lonely spotty little “billy no mates” who’s only friend is a dead mouse he keeps in a tin under his bed
    he has the IQ of an ice cube he is a deformed piss soaked trans-sexual crack addicted tramp window licker
    who lives with his mum on a council estate in scotland where the benifits are much better !
    he only comes on this blog for company in his otherwise very sad mundane existance

  255. 255
    Sir Reginald Titbrain. says:

    Maybe thats how it will appear on the election form. Thicko’s would think Maria Miller was someone else.

  256. 256
    last hetero in the Foreign Office says:

    sounds like a Tottenham Hotspur supporters club.

  257. 257
    My god I hate Brown says:

    You are tat and I claim my fiver

  258. 258
    Longbow says:

    Dear Mrs Higginsbottom, try this……

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    As part of our spending cuts the labour party has decided to sell our armed forces to America

  260. 260
    Tat says:

    Please can I put you down as a referee on my next job application?

  261. 261

    Dont you mean first job application ?

  262. 262
    Cockroach exterminator says:

    I am ready to go to work.

  263. 263
    Pat says:

    This is a very powerful video and a must watch:

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    Road_Hog says:

    As always, he’s spot on, don’t waste your vote on the LibLabCon.

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    Gordon must stay says:

    I’m all shook up, uh huh!

  266. 266
    PM says:

    What’s all this then?

    According to Iain Dale, Radio 5’s Stephen Nolan (ultra Brown supporter) tore Harriet Harman a new arsehole in last night’s interview.

    Better have a listen later.

  267. 267
    Gay Gordon says:

    Only a slight adjustment to my chemical intake and the next debate will be a triumph. I must remember not to smile or imagine I am fondling Peter’s bum cheeks with my hands.

  268. 268
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    The Right Honorable Jack Straw isn’t good with figures either, so his expense fiddling is excused. As isn’t the Right Honorable Alistair Darling, who needed a taxpayer funded accountant to sort out his personal fiddles.

  269. 269
    Moley says:

    Sometimes people miss the obvious.

    Labour can storm back into the lead and demolish both Conservatives and Liberals; Here’s how.

    The Conservative’s plan to stop the increase in NI contributions is going to take billions of pounds out of the economy.

    The way to put that money back into the economy and halt the decline in our country is to triple NI contributions and implement a flat rate income tax of 75%.

    With all that money going into the economy our GDP will race ahead like a rocket and Government debt will come tumbling down.

    You know it makes sense, and you know that when it comes to the debate on the Economy, Gordon Brown will wipe the floor with this compelling logic.

  270. 270
    Labour To Up Campaign By Putting Harman Centre Stage says:

    Interview starts at 1hr 46 mins 30 secs.

    Click here.

  271. 271
    streamfisher says:

    Has any anybody yet done a proper analysis of the effect of level (ish) pegging of the three main parties as to voting intentions, how many seats could the Conservatives gain relative to New Labour by swings to the Liberals assuming much of the swing would be away from Labour to LibDem rather than Conservative to LibDem? and on top of this the tactical voting against individuals (Balls, Bercow and sundry other ‘Mega’ troughers) add to this the effect of 200 + M.Ps standing down to cop for their Golden Goodbyes, then the possibility of a post election stitch up to hang onto power and it all gets very complicated, wouldn’t like to be a settler at William Hills trying to work out the odds on this one.

  272. 272
    Gordon's favourite Butt Plug says:

    He really has the same embarrassing presence as David Brent’s character in the Office.

  273. 273
    Anonymous says:

    You have just leaked the details for the Labour July 2010 budget.

  274. 274
    50 Calibre says:

    So long as I get to see the Balls moment followed by the Brown moment, I will be a happy camper for a little while…

  275. 275
  276. 276
    Kerb Crawler says:

    Tat’s band of bitches are becoming increasingly gobby in their pimp’s absence.
    Hopefully, he’ll soon return and give the keyboard Ho’s a slapping.

  277. 277
    John Hutton, the one t prophet, says:

    that surely to God Ed Balls is far more help to the Conservatives inside the parliamentary Labour Party. It would be great short term entertainment to see him kicked out but the Torys would loose a wonderfully malignant force for the ultimate destruction of the Labour Party.

  278. 278
    streamfisher says:

    @288 & 289.
    Brownian motion (ugh!)

  279. 279
    Anonymous says:

    Come on Tim!

  280. 280
    PM says:


  281. 281
    Moley says:

    Why did the Labour Party hire an Elvis impersonator?

    Because everybody knows that if you have a Party; you need an entertainer;
    it’s insanely logical.

  282. 282
    Resident of Lib Dem UK Immigrant Redistribution Zone 4 (East) says:

    It’s perfectly er, er… simple, I think.

  283. 283
    streamfisher says:

    Yes, but why didn’t they hire Krusty the Clown.

  284. 284
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    So Labour wants to increase NI and take money from the public and private sector to reinvest the money in the public sector. Labours rancid view of the economy is that the public sector IS the economy.

  285. 285
    A Paranoid Control Freak, speaking from a Secret Bunker in 10 Drowning (in Debt) St. + weird jaw mvt says:

    My favourite song is Elvis . . . . have I said that right?

  286. 286
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Needed someone to sing Return to Sender!

  287. 287
    Bystander says:

    Overheard (again) outside an AlJaBeeba ‘News’ Rehearsal Room:

    Coach (exasperated) : The NooLayBa vote ain’t a’goin’ like it orta

    Krusty Squawk (for it is she) : The Glorious and Beloved Leader who carries the hearts and minds of all progressive-thinking sheeple will shortly announce that He has cancelled the Election to save money and time because it has become abundantly clear that the wish of the sheeple is that He continues for at least another 5 years and I support that in fact I’m wringing wet with feminine fervour and maidenly moisture to help explore that I’m now going to invite Mzzzz. HaHaHaHaPerson to give us Her view

  288. 288
    Susie says:

    Watching Clegg this morning on Marr, flicking channels between commercial breaks as I was watching a documentary about Abe Lincoln…

    Caught the start of the interview and there was Clegg, eager-eyed and full of himself, but the next time he been trying to explain his pass laws (it’s employers who’ll police this and get the fines), immigrant amnesties etc — all the fun had gone out of his eyes and he looked like a dead cod — he knew he’d blown it.

    It’s the POLICIES stupid.

  289. 289
    Yet ANOTHER Excuse To Use The Word Tossflap!!!! says:

    So you are obviously still an utterly repellant tossflap, then.

  290. 290
    Mrs Higginsbottom says:

    A good case against tactical voting.

  291. 291
    Anonymous says:

    Yes those Rich toff socialists need something to do with their time apart from spending Daddies money on Fine weed and the best of Columbian. A riot will once again give them that opportunity.

  292. 292
    PM says:

    Just listened to it. Harman is indeed the proud owner of a new arsehole.

  293. 293
    Dont over complicate things says:

    Harman is just Dim, its really that simple.

  294. 294
    Less not more says:

    The people dont want any more socialism, progressivism, fascism, call it what you like. They want the government out of their lives, pure and simple. The problem is, the main three parties are not offering that at all, that is why there is no real enthusiasm for any of them.

  295. 295
    Anonymous says:

    “Many of those of a professional career accessed porn of this type but there are no calls to disband the judiciary,accountancy,teaching,lecturing,policing,civil service etc on the individual be it!”

    True, but what if any of these professional bodies were actively engaged at the highest levels in the systemised Cover up of such abuse ?

  296. 296
    Ken Dodd's dad's Dog says:

    Twiggy has been parachuted into Liverpool West Derby and is currently living and lowering house prices in Knotty Ash. Safe Labour seat- if such now exists.

    Shame he’ll only get a front bench seat with the third party in the HOP.

  297. 297
    Up sh1t creek says:

    The Liberal Democrats…. soft on immigration, just like their New Labour friends.

  298. 298
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Bye Bye BALLS you fucking Hunt !

  299. 299
    John Knox says:


    Why go to south America when you can stay at home?

  300. 300
    Johannes stevenson says:

    Het es en vos?

  301. 301
    oldfella says:


  302. 302
    Swiss CockCheese says:

    Go and find some cheese you little swiss mouse

  303. 303
    thick as thieves says:

    I am just about to get banned by the arch tory Guido Fawkes.
    Fawkes never gave a damn about the expenses scandal, he only used it as cover to act as a propagandist for the tories.
    now the general election is so close Guido is sweating like a rapist and the reader should expect no impariality from this place from here-on-in.
    Fawkes is a tory fifth columnist.
    end of story.
    still going to be a Labour win Guido and when that happens I will return to gloat.
    you lose, I win.

  304. 304
    Swiss CockCheese says:

  305. 305
    Swiss CockCheese says:

  306. 306
    dick sniffin says:

  307. 307
    wrong again shit for brains says:

    it’s not thick as thieves







  308. 308
    Anonymous says:

    This interview should be compulsary listening for any aspiring broadcaster. It’s a breath of fresh air after all the sycophantic drooling we normally have to put up with from the media

  309. 309
    Anonymous says:

    I live in Islington South and I got a letter from Emily T. which had a leaflet enclosed. On the leaflet she had printed a bar chart of the votes showing the Lab/Lib split with a third, much smaller bar, showing the Conservatives…only she had got the colours wrong and had shaded the second highest bar blue instead of yellow. Whoopsie! :D

  310. 310
    Big Ben says:

    You rest your rear end on ol’ Lord Fondleboys pork sword why don’t cha…

  311. 311
    Big Ben says:

    Hence why I said “absolute majority” – the Tories ain’t gonna get one. They’ll form the next government sure, and they won’t go in for a formal coalition, but I wouldn’t call that a win – well, not a decisive one.

  312. 312
    Anonymous says:

    Balls will lose and be drafted into the Lords or hitch a ride on the EU gravy train

  313. 313
    Tim says:

    Edward please catch a Polish Airliner just recently serviced by Uncle Vladimir , don’t forget to invite Gay Gordon , Peter and lovely Mr Campbell .

    I promise you a lovely service and eulogies galore .

    Fingers crossed.

    All the Best

  314. 314
    Charley Whelan says:

    As Ballsy’s UNITE paymaster, I am pleased to say he has graduated from Business to Economy class , and qualifies for Post Dated Cheque Donations.

    That’s if my pen does not run out of ink, before I sign his cheque, if I haven’t lost the UNITE chequebook.

  315. 315
    Felix says:

    Those Tory activists descending on Morley & Outwood should make a big thing about how Ed Balls spent £3 million of taxpayers’ money refitting his office with a massage room.

    That would be an absolute scandal in any economic climate, but in a recession….!

    The man is a disgrace, an arrogant buffoon who holds the public, including every one of his constituents, in utter contempt.

    Anyone who is aware of this massage room scandal and still votes for Ed Balls needs taking into care. The Tories must make sure that nobody in Morley & Outwood goes out to vote before being made aware of it.

    Bring this man down and make him pay for his own massages.

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