April 22nd, 2010

Prezza Avoids Punching Protester

A fat man dressed up as John Prescott has ended up nicked after he followed the original  around while he was campaigning in the East End. The heavies were called in and the police led the alleged Tory council candidate away.

Sadly before Prescott had the opportunity to thump him.


197 Comments

  1. 1

    Although the queue to punch Prescott has now reached Norwich

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    Lord Loverocket says:

    Tories getting desperate now?

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      Wing Commander says:

      Says the yellow chicken!!!!!!

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        Lord Loverocket says:

        I’m no lover of Brown, by any means but I would love it if the Tory campaign crashed and burned just to wipe a few smug grins off faces and to come on here and read angry people SEETHING!

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        • 21

          I think you might be disappointed.

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          jgm2 says:

          Yes. Wouldn’t that be funny eh? The country back in the hands of the criminally insane Brown and his cohorts of jackasses. The lunatic Brown still attempting to cover up his incompetence by printing and borrowing another 200bn quid. Every year.

          What a laugh eh? What a laugh!

          It would only be a laugh if you were living in Canada or Australia.

          It would be a very temporary fucking laugh if you had to live through another five years of the Maximum Imbecile’s economic genius.

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          • Lord Loverocket says:

            SEETHING! Love it. Watch the blood pressure ladies.

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          • marianne faithful says:

            Arse bandit alert.

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          • Talwin says:

            Another £23.5 billion borrowed by Brown last month. Newsbod passed it off in about .235 seconds and moved on. We are royally stuffed.

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          • jgm2 says:

            Got to love this quote from the BBC…

            A total of £23.5bn was borrowed in March, the figures from the Office for National Statistics (ONS) showed.

            Borrowing in March is typically high as civil servants seek to spend the remainder of their annual budgets.

            So they’ve got this budget. It is a time of insane government debt and deficit. They got this surplus ‘budget’ kicking about – but rather than not spending it they go right to the limit just to get rid of it.

            We’re going to need a new word. Contempt just doesn’t begin to cover it.

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          • Wing Commander says:

            JGM2 – ………….and we have £2.5 million left in the budget so we better gets some more post it note pads, 200 million staples and get every one a new desk because the old ones are now 12 months old……..

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        • 29
          Anonymous says:

          Love rocket?????I’ve heard your more like a damp squib.

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          Brown's a Tosser says:

          Frankly Cameron has not done anything to hurt anyone yet and nor has Clegg. Brown has fucking killed this country over the last 13 years. There are reasons to be angry and none of them in relation to Cameron come close to the man you seem to support.

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          • Lord Loverocket says:

            Hang on… ruined everything, destroyed everything….
            I’m loaded girls. I’m alright Jack. That’s the Tory way… er, innit?

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          • fern britton says:

            I’ll have whatever Loverocket’s on, he’s fucking wasted.

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          • jgm2 says:

            Oh, be fair to Brown. He’s ruined everything for everybody.

            He’s levelled down.

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          • Wing Commander says:

            ‘I’m alright Jack’ – A classic Peter Sellers film and just about sums up Nu Lab.
            Better to be robbed by the rich than shafted by my own kind, I would vote for nu Lab if it represented the working man but its dosen’t.

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          • Unsworth says:

            Roger, WingCo. Bob Crow uses it as his staff training film. Out.

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          • Wing Commander says:

            Unsworth – The 80’s TV series GBH has a wiff of Nu lab about it as well!

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        • 166
          Pontius The Pilot says:

          “I’m no lover of Brown, by any means but”=Labour troll

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    • 24
      Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

      It seems to me that labour are the desperate ones when mandleson has to come out & defend clegg, Labour’s new mate.

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    • 62
      I hate New Labour says:

      Not like Labour, eh?

      They’d never dream of, say, following a leader of the opposition in a silly costume.

      Except… http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/general-election/features/2010/04/21/david-cameron-the-daily-mirror-chicken-s-verdict-115875-22200120/

      Just another brainless hypocritical socialist then?

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      • 72
        jgm2 says:

        You see the mistake Cameron made. He should have had a couple of his supporters pushed out of the way so the guy could get photographed with Cameron. Then they could have claimed assault.

        Assaulted by the Mirror guy.

        Labour wouldn’t miss a simple trick like that.

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  3. 3
    Chutney X-Factor says:

    a spoon full of chutney helps the truncheon up Gordon’sbum

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  4. 4
    John Prescott says:

    I’ll have three Big Macs, a Quarter Pounder with cheese, four large fries, and a bottle of Coke. And for my main, I’ll have a large deep pan stuffed crust Meat Lover’s pizza, five garlic bread, two portions of chicken dippers, and a bottle of Sprite.

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    Tesco is fucking the country says:

    Shouldn’t that read: “Sadly before he had the opportunity to thump the fat, useless, adulterous, bulimic, diabetic, semi-literate, bigoted, foul-mouthed, lady-bothering lump of blubber” ??

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  6. 7
    Gordon Brown the Prime Cuntalist says:

    I love punching my secretary. Makes me feel all tough and prime ministerial.

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  7. 8
    Michael Booth says:

    What crime had the guy actually committed?

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  8. 10
    Da mere en short says:

    On what charge was he arrested??
    Terrorism??

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  9. 16
    Anonymous says:

    A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The woman below replied; ” You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 50 and 60 degrees west longitude.” “You must be an engineer,” said the balloonist. “I am, replies the woman, “how did you know?” “Well said the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I’ve no idea what to make of your information and the fact is I’m still lost, If anything, you’ve delayed my trip.” The woman below responded “You must be a Labour MP.” “I am,” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?” Well, “said the woman, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going: You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you’ve no idea how to keep and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. “The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my fault.

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  10. 17
    Craig says:

    WTF? Is it now an offence to wear a Prescott mask?

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    • 33
      Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

      Well,, it offends me to lay eyes on such a twat!!!

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    • 36
      Brown's a Tosser says:

      Yes. But its OK to throw eggs though.

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    • 39

      It will be when the Lib Dems form a pact with us. We will pass a law making it illegal to lampoon politicians, not to mention the new offence of criticising the EU.

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    • 41

      Having to look at one Prescott mug is bad enough.

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    • 44
      jgm2 says:

      The claim is a typical Labour smear campaign. they’re alleging the protester guy ‘attacked’ a couple of female Labour drones.

      Yes. Of course he did. He dressed up in a Prescott mask and then went off to thump some Labour women.

      It’s how Labour operate. This guy will have pushed past them to get to the front of the crowd and because they don’t like being argued with they’ll claim they were ‘assaulted’. And plod has to pretend to take it seriously.

      It’d be like claiming ‘assault’ when somebody pushes through the crowd at a football match.

      They are just vile, evil bastards. All of them. Every single one. Can you imagine the depth of brain-washing required to become a rent-a-crowd for the fat philanderer Prescott? And then take the opportunity to claim assault when your stage-managed photo-shoot gets a gatecrasher.

      It’s that Wolfgang bloke all over again.

      “Two men were spoken to by police about their behaviour. One was arrested on suspicion of assaulting two women aged 46 and 61.

      “The man, aged in his 30s, is now in custody at an east London police station. The women declined medical attention.”

      ‘Declined medical attention’? I bet they fucking did. Because they didn’t need any. Because there was no fucking assault.

      CU*NTS.

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      • 73
        Cocker Spaniel says:

        Or did he shag her, using his position of immense power to get his wicked way with a dumb blond. Oh sorry, that WAS Prescott.

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      • 75
        Rip Van Winkle says:

        You know what to do next time though.

        Take an Uzi or an AK47. Saves time and gets the job done!

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      • 139
        Anonymous says:

        This guy should take this all the way to the courts. Get these “victims” on the witness stand and subjected to rigirous cross examination. Then we will see how their allegations stand up.

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        • 146
          jgm2 says:

          Too late. The Mirror headline is written. ‘Violent’ Tory protester assaults Labour women and is arrested’.

          The BBC might run with it too for good measure.

          No time at all for a trial and acquittal.

          He’ll be released with a caution.

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      • 169
        The Plod says:

        we never pretend to take things serious, any thing you do is serious with us

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  11. 18
    Red Dwarf says:

    Police not got better things than to save this beached up whale?

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    Someone please give Jonah a thoroughly hard smack in his autistic mong mouth says:

    Was the Liebore student twat who egged Cameron yesterday arrested? Or did his Liebore pals see to it that he got away with it. After all, the order would have come direct from Lord Baron Mandelfuhrer’s private Goebells Unit.

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  13. 26
    Twat a Fuckwit when you see one says:

    Twat the Fuckwit

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  14. 37
    Anonymous says:

    That pissed off publican is suddenly converted by Brown, Labour instruct a chicken to follow Camaron around, cameron gets egged by a student at a college where his behavious was roundly condemed (not reported by the media), liam Fox’s flat is burgled and now a stunt to embarrass Prescott ends up with the guy getting arrested. What did he do? Labour have to resort to dirty tricks.

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      sinosimon says:

      apparently liam is very concerned because his laptop had his personal collection of natalie imbruglia photos on it and he really really misses them……

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    • 47
      Al Megrahi,s Doctor says:

      It’s not them,, it’s Alky Ada, It started in America….It’s Tony’s fault…..

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      Noo_Lie_Bore Apparatchik says:

      > Labour have to resort to dirty tricks.

      It’s what we do – in fact, – It’s The Right Thing To Do.

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  15. 43
    The last days of Labour says:

    My dream election night:

    Labour obliterated and reduced to the third party in parliament. Conservative majority. Balls, Bercow, Beckett all lose their seats. Prescott has a heart attack while ranting incoherently to Jeremy Paxman at 3 in the morning and dies on the spot. Harman faints after realising Labour will be out of power for more than a generation. Campbell punches a journalist and is arrested. Yvette Cooper is seen breaking down in tears after Balls is defeated. Brown loses his rag and starts screaming and swearing at reporters when they ask if he’ll be standing down as Labour leader.

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    Mr Prezza of Scott, Noo_Lie_Bore Illumination, Lecher, Bon Viveur, Raconteur, ***, and Trainer says:

    I’ve told my boy ter come oot’ tha’ corner, jabbin, keep his head low, concentrate on the footwork, – nice little shuffle should do, – and just wait to give the knockout punch. Toffs is no match fer Gordo.

    That’s the advice I always give. I like ter see a good scrap.

    But I’m really more keen on seeing tits, and havin’ a quick fumble, me.

    Phwooooarrr!!!!!

    Anyone got a patsy . . ? . . . pie . . . ? . . . sandwich . . .? . . anything . . .?

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  17. 48
    Cream Puff says:

    Im a bit confused here
    Why nick someone with a mask on and not the Mirror’s Chicken?
    Was the man in the mask doing a bit more than hanging around with a mak on?

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  18. 49
    Koba says:

    The man was exercising his right of protest, not an offence that warrants an arrest. Surely being prescott is a more of an offence than looking like one.

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  19. 50
    Tracy says:

    I always said to John, “Come on if you think you’re hard enough.”

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  20. 55
    High Court Enforcemment Ossifer says:

    What excuse was used to arrest the guy.

    It’s an election for goodness sake & the police have overstepped the mark (again) in that they are interfering unlawfully with electioneering. (remember Oxford)

    I hope the guy sues the individual cops for misfeasance in public office bloody wooden tops doing their masters bidding

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  21. 58
    RichardDH says:

    I’m surprised there is no mention of the buglary and
    theft of Liam Fox’s laptop containing Tory secrets.
    Reported on Mail On Line.

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  22. 59
    Gay Mincing Gordon says:

    They’ve given me the optimum chemical combination so I’m feeling tip top for tonight’s debate.

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      Gay Mincing Gordon's Chief Attendent says:

      No – it’s not tonight Sir, – it’s tomorrow in CurKuddy.

      This is just a rehearsal Sir – that’s right isn’t it lads?

      Now we’ll just put you on the bus and go back to London.

      (aside) Looks like we’ve got the medication just about right then?

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  23. 60
    John Prescott says:

    That which as they say, and there can’t be any doubt, is to the importance of these things because we believe, and we know we believe, for the things that we will be doing upon when if we are elected and can therefore with mandate to build and then renew for those of whom have as yet not but wanting to get their say but until now so far unable with regards to.

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  24. 61
    Two minute attention span says:

    Who won the talk-a-thon? SuBro or the Jedwards?

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  25. 63
    GRANNY BLOGGS says:

    So Mandybum is outraged at all the so called Tory smears. It beggers belief dosnt anyone remember the Mcbride/Draper E mails. Hurryup Harpyperson has today launched a pesonal attack on David Cameron about his preveliged and smug attitude. Privelige as in Tory of course Liebore gets away with murder their are plenty of the preveliged and the smug in the Labour camp. Andy Coulson is the smear artist apparantly hasnt anyone heard of Alister Campbell?

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  26. 63
    The Beeny Pee says:

    I’m sure some of our lads could help. We like to create a bit of attention.

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  27. 66
    Tax is Taxing says:

    so according to labour …

    one fat, bullying, philandering slob imitator
    IS MORE DESPERATE THAN
    one lefty media chicken and one chav egg thrower

    Does someone have a conversion table so I can check?

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  28. 67
    Lord Loverocket says:

    Not one criticism for a bloke injuring women amongst a gang of high-blood pressure, diabetes riddled, unemployed keyboard warriors…
    Who’d a thunk it?

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    • 93

      Declined medical attention I believe.

      Or should we become concerned about uninjured injuries now?

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    • 94
      Lesbian in a Man's Body says:

      if they were injured, that would indeed be shocking wouldn’t it?

      What injuries are you referring to? Do you have a link? No? Brain cell perhaps?

      No, thought not.

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      I Remember You Hoo says:

      You claim these “women” were injured? Perhaps you should supply some proof regarding your allegation. Oh wait, the truth does not matter when a member of the fascist elite, is inconvenienced by a dissenter. God you people are real filth.

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    • 98
      Nick2 says:

      IF the protester actually assaulted someone then he will be charged. However it seems extremely unlikely that protesters would knock women to the ground unless by accident.

      However, since Prescott’s every public appearance is accompanied by orbiting camera crews the truth will probably out.

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      • 107
        Lord Loverocket says:

        Watch the blood pressure girls! This is ace!

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        • 112
          Tat Spotter says:

          TaT, your cover has been blown.

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        • 120
          concrete pump says:

          Bill Quango responded to your post, that the ‘women’ declined medical attention.

          Didn’t reply to that did you spunkrocket?

          You are a very poor troll.

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        • 129
          Duc de Marmelade says:

          Lord Loverocket. You egalitarian socialists just luurve a title, don’t you, even when play-acting… Lord this, Dame that, Makes your lot go belly-up every time,and it’s sooo much cheaper than paying establishment bribes wholly in cash – no wonder people laugh at fat Labour piggies selling whatever integrity they ever had for shiny bourgeois baubles, and always will do.

          Just like your masters, you are. Scum.

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        • 149
          concrete pump says:

          Less than 120/80, if you must know. Systolic and diastolic, all tip top.

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          • Lord Love Pocket the spotty teenager says:

            Lord Love Pocket 50/20 its all that plant food he’s been taking instead of studying for his GCSEs like a good little boy!!!

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        • 178
          Hump Pump of clerken Tat says:

          the beast in another guise

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        • 181
          Anonymous says:

          be careful rocket man have see your type before usally you just go away with your tail between your legs after a few more silly comments,love watching boys against men.

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  29. 70
    Prince Rupert says:

    I have a theory and would like comments please.

    The debate last week was dull, Nick Clegg did not perform any better than the other two. However by the weekend the media has hyped the LibDems up out of all proportion. Why

    It benefits Labour to promote LibDems, hoping that in many marginals especially in the South, the Tories will fail because floaters will switch to Nick and not Dave, keeping Gordon in power.

    This is brilliant tactics, the blogs and Twitter are full of positive Lib messages, very odd because you never saw this level of detailed support before, most notably on the BBC where there is an orchestrated and relentless flow of pro-Nick and anti-Dave messages.

    My theory is that Nick did not flatter the nation, and that Labour is spinning this in order to reduce votes to Tories, They will also suffer damage but will take the pain because in the end tey can remain the largest party. The BBC is helping with this. Its all spin and froth.

    Any views chaps?

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    • 78
      Mr Ned says:

      Agreed, Everyone I spoke to after those debates thought that Nick came across as the better debater on the night, but that it did not change their minds and did not convince them to vote liberal.

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      • 105
        Nick2 says:

        Well I had to listen to the radio & Clegg came across no more strongly than Cameron.

        Gordon predictably came across worst, speaking across the other two, not heeding the Moderator & slipping into tractor stats mode.

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    • 102
      Anonymous says:

      Nah. Never. Wouldn’t do that, would they ?

      FFS – of course they are. Mind you, Cameron has only himself to blame. Sales pitch “vote for me, I’m not Gordon Brown”. No differentiation from the Lib(oops, they’re not so)Dums.

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    • 106
      Grumpy Old Man says:

      Agreed. Most sensible comment on the whole circus EVER They should dump the dimbleclones as chairmen and let Brucie (you’re my Favourite) Forsyth compere Strictly come Politics.

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    xyy factor says:

    Nick Robinson said on the radio today that a cab driver he talked to said that he was now going to vote for Clegg and the LibDems. He asked him who he was originally going to vote for, and he said the BNP. No shit.

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  31. 77

    Guy News MUST interview Prezza.
    The question needs to be

    “Would a working class man like yourself, with a long history of tackling the toffs ever accept a Peerage? Surely to do so would make you the most hypocritical man on the planet? John? John? You campaigned to be an MP on abolition of the House of Lords didn’t you John?
    John? Will you be accepting a Peerage? If you do, will you vote to abolish yourself Sir John?”

    Get his answers on film.

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  32. 81
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Two Jags Fat Hunt Prescott is a lying fat bastard.

    Who would believe a word he says. HE EVEN LIED TO HIS WIFE !

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  33. 82
    The last days of Labour says:

    I know this will be a tough choice for all of you but of the following, who do you most wish an early death?

    Jonah Brown
    Lord Baron Mandelc/unt
    Blinky Balls
    Herr Campbell

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  34. 84
    Tory Voter says:

    How do we know Prezza really hasn’t punched the bloke?
    I think some clarity would be in order.

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  35. 88
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Lard Prescott does have a classy ring to it though.

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  36. 90
    John Prescott says:

    My theme song is Lick My Love Pump.

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  37. 97
    Engineer says:

    Anybody stupid enough to follow Prescott around deserves to be arrested for their own safety. Imagine if he’d caught up with Thumper? There could have been blood and snot everywhere, and Prezza calling for the poor sod to be gaoled for assaulting Prezza’s fist with his face.

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  38. 99
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    [OT] Howzabout this for a chuckle – the BeeHenPee is being sued for parroting a “love us or hate us” line by …… the makers of marmite!

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/04/22/marmite_bnp/

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Sadly, the brain-dead know no political barriers – and the protester as well.

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    [OT] Howzabout this for a chuckle – the BeeHenPee is being sued for parroting a “love us or hate us” line by …… the makers of marmite!

    http://tinyurl.com/25lzjxv

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    • 114
      Cheese Lover says:

      No it’s not. Lever Brothers copied a BandP partly political broadcast, so the BandP are apparently using the Marmite logo on their own site to hit back. This has upset Unilever.

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      • 157
        My Mate says:

        Will the average fair-minded Brit side with David or Goliath on this one?

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      • 163
        Anonymous - ANOTHER ONE! says:

        (Speaking as a Unilever shareholder…) good for the B*N*P! Payback!

        Mind you, by lashing out at the ‘Hate Party’ joke they reinforce that impression amongst some voters.

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  41. 103
    Sir William Waad says:

    JP kindly agreed to take part in the Upper Waadham annual charity croquet match which we held on the South Lawns at Waad Towers. He’s surprisingly good, although he did nearly slosh somebody with his mallet over some misunderstanding about the rules. The high-spot of the day came when Prescott hooped diagonally across the lawn before pegging out his rover.

    There was the food problem, of course, Fortunately Boxer, the old Clydesdale, had expired at the age of 40 the previous week, so we made him into some big meaty pies and offered them to Prescott. “I’m that famished, I could eat a horse!” he said. And he did!

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    • 121
      From the office of The Prime Mincer says:

      Sir William..don’t you think I handled the Cleggie gossip well today..you know how anti-slur I am and of course would never use such tactics myself…although to be honest thought the odd nudge and wink here and there this week have paid off a treat.

      Gordon is all set for tonight..tractor stats up to date…chilcott..no go area..etc etc etc ..trot out the same worn out script…don’t agree with Nick unless absolutely necessary. keep up the smiling at all the wrong times….that throws ‘em.

      We don’t give a monkeys about silly old buffers on the general staff or gun shufflers playing soldiers so he’ll be saying anything to show they are dear to our hearts…big up the ‘proud of our soldiers’ lines the great unwashed love that stuff and Gordon is so good at insincerity it even makes me blush and that takes some doing.

      Expect plenty of euro sceptic comments aimed at the David …that plays well and always diverts attention from the actual questions asked…thank christ Andrew neil isn’t asking questions next week on BBC and you all know how much Gordon likes Adam Boulton tonight so all in all everything going a treat.
      Remember Vote Labour A Fairer Shafting For All. Pip Pip

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      • 168
        Roger Daley says:

        I dare not watch for fear of seeing Brown hopping from foot to foot like a demented ‘tard, gurning and spluttering – It’s too awful.

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  42. 110
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Weren’t some wearers of Bollocks 2 Blair T shirts arrested for ‘incitment’ or is it a rural myth?

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  43. 111
    TWAT WATCH says:

    Toilets Maguire on sky
    all eyes on Cameron He went in to the last debate with tyhe most to lose and lost it !
    why do they give shit like this airtime ?
    Brown Was the loser, He is still the loser and in third place
    what fucking debate were you watching Toilets Case it wasn’t the same one as the rest of us
    You twat !

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  44. 115
    That's Democracy says:

    Before you cast your so-called “vote,” before you endorse the unfair and unjust system that this country perpetrates, before you pretend that there is a democracy, before you condemn the excluded and the poor, I suggest you listen to the following:

    http://sasi.group.shef.ac.uk/presentations/injustice/

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  45. 118
    Jimmy says:

    Good to see the tories not getting panicked by the polls.

    Looking at the photo I assumed it was you. He does look familiar though.

    Anyone heard from Cole lately?

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    • 126
      jgm2 says:

      More Labour displacement.

      Labour third in the polls for over a week = Tories worried.

      I will not use my family = From tomorrow I will be using my wife as a human shield.

      I will be prudent = I will destroy the economy.

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  46. 124
    Pip says:

    Mandleson does have a point – all this Tory smearing of his little poppet Nicky is “disgraceful”.. As he said, the Tories are infamous for their smears . . . .
    I had to stop the car because I had a violent urge to play bumper cars.
    This things I wish could happen to Mandelson haven’t even been invented yet.

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  47. 127
    Nozik says:

    Prescott is the epitome of the government. Over bloated, bureaucratic, self serving, corrupt and on its last legs.

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  48. 133
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Gordon Brown goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the British Diplomats accompanying him, ‘You can have him shipped home for £5,000,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just £100.’

    The British Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Gordon shipped home.

    The undertaker is puzzled and asks, ‘Why would you spend £5,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £100? With the money you save you could help pay back some of the deficit, help pay for the Olympic Games or help the elderly’.

    The British Diplomats replied, ‘Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can’t take the risk.’

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  49. 147
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Vote old Holborn

    How about a postal vote?
    One address, 1 bedroom flat 1 million votes, its legal
    Just like Bradford

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  50. 150
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Jeez Mandleson defending Clegg agaist the Tory press. How limp is that!! Maybe Brown will take some bog paper with him on tonights show to wipe Clegg’s cleggs.

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  51. 164
    Dack Blog says:

    Did he look fat standing next to Prescott?

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  52. 170
    Stefan Pughe says:

    Piers Morhan wrote that everyone was scared of Gordon Brown. What Could he have meant?

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  53. 174
    KGB says:

    get dressed up like the soviet secret police and stand outside the voting centre,you’ll soon spot the shady ones

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  54. 180
    Hughie Green says:

    The only one to vote for, and I mean this most sincerely folks is Nick B*NP

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  55. 186
    Disco Biscuit says:

    What, erm, offence did he commit?

    Maybe they nicked him for sexually harassing civil servants and got the wrong Prescott?

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  56. 188
    nell says:

    Alastair Campbell is on Sky now saying how he thinks gordon’s has won this debate.

    Every time I see him I see the face of Dr David Kelly and hear the voices of the 11 coroners and medical experts who say that Dr David Kelly COULD NOT HAVE committed suicide but that it must have been murder!!!

    By Whom??!! We really believe labour don’t we??

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  57. 190
    smell the glove says:

    eye feel as a reprehensable and infact the reel deel as apolititian,that yur coverage to me has bin biyast. tipical tory sleeze coz i served machmillen a gin an tonic on me boat an suchlike tuxedo or not ive never let this effet me as a well rounded mp and verry important cog in well oiled party that was new laber

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  58. 191
    smell the glove says:

    Havin looked at my last as it were blog i have become more infyoriated at the underlieing hippocracy about me peerage. i mean that wellington an such public schoolboys ell at nelson i like to point out would never survived a normal compreehensive nonentity this brings me to me point wots the differense in me a lord an bloody nelson

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  59. 192
    smell the glove says:

    a disklamer
    my son john 11 is not or hassent had prefrence at all in his political carreer it is just a coinsidence that he has my attrebutons and can do to labor that ive done

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