April 20th, 2010

Making Your Mind Up


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    TWATAGEDDON! says:

    So many utter twats making such complete c’unts of themselves in such a hilariously toecurling and embarrassing manner.
    Pure Comedy Gold!

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    John Bull says:

    Who ate all the pies?

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    Formerly EC1 PhD says:

    Fabulous Guido

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    Aaron says:

    That is great.

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    Small Island Just Off Europe says:

    I just died alittle inside.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Why was Anne Diamond in that video?

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    How much money would it take for you to fuck Margaret Beckett and the other fugly New Labour babes? says:

    They lied when they said terror suspects were tortured by water boarding. They just showed them photos of a naked Margaret Beckett.

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    Bobby Glum says:

    All those appearing in that should be taken out and shot.
    The country is going down the shitter but hey, never mind, let’s show our fun side.

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    And Jesus fuckin’ wept. Time to leave the sinking ship. Philippines here i come.

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    super ted says:

    how embarrassing

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    The Dirty Rat says:

    More like f*cking your mind up as far as I’m concerned.

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    Mdame Defarge says:

    Oh come on you grumpsters…chill out. Good fun that’s all.

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    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Good choice of band for Gordon & co… Fucks Bizz

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    concrete pump says:

    Only a little – fuck me, my toes couldn’t possibly curl up any further.

    Are there any psychiatrists on this thread? Cos when i saw Peter Tatchell i immediately opened a window.(suicide not an option as i’m on the ground floor).

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    Leaky pipes says:

    I want to know right now which one will be taking me from behind. I’m sleeping with the lights on.

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    Penfold says:

    Very self-deprecating.

    BUT, where’s the back scene to If, with the Al-Queda type gunning the lot down with his AK74.

    I’m miffed.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Almost as embarrassing as the Lib Dem Community Choir:

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    Airey Belvoir says:

    Cross-dressing for Dale, shame on you Guido. but nice to see little Nigel Farage overcoming his shyness, and I confess that Lynne F and Nadine looked quite good.

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    Almost as embarrassing as this says:

    Blair’s mini-me Tony Cameron grovels at the feet of his Hero

    Did you ever know that you’re my hero,
    and everything I would like to be?
    I can fly higher than an eagle,
    ’cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

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    Sarah Beard says:

    I love my special friend in Canterbury’s freshly trimmed carpet.

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    Disco Biscuit says:

    Oh Guido, that dance! So camp you make Iain look straight :)

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    Father Abraham says:

    There’s a lot of grumpy old Smurfs on here today. Lighten up people. There’s no getting away from it, Nads is lookin good, coming up to 53 and looks sexy !!!!

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    Airey Belvoir says:


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    Rt Hon David Cameron MP says:

    Sup, motherfuckers? Me and my gang wanna whoop the ass of that punk ass bitch you call Brown. Glock Glock, know what I’m sayin? Gots to waste that motherfucker. Uzi 9 millimeter, bitches.

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    Statistical Anomaly says:

    F’k off TaT

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    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Don’t need a phycho! Perfectly understandable action to protect your arse! I would do the same.

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    iain says:

    ”Take you from behind”

    Did Nadine request that line?

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    from behind says:

    Nadine, get over that desk luv, you’ve pulled.

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    Cold beer in the Kubo? says:

    First of many.

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    look out she's behind you says:

    My choice would be Nadine with a strap on.

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    My Eyes My Eyes says:

    Not sure “smooth” is the first word to spring to mind. One thing’s for certain: someone needs to start a Weight Watchers for the Westminster area.

    Including Tatchell was a mistake.

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    Anonymous says:

    oh dear…

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    Stepney says:

    Holy fuckaroony – that was toe-curling. Anyone in public life who hears the phrase “It’ll just be a bit of fun”, trip gently from the sensitive lips of any video director, should run, run, run as far as their little legs will carry them.

    Apart from dirty Lynn F.

    She can stay.

    Oh yes.

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    English John says:

    F*ck*ng epic

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    South of the M4 says:

    I know. Prime Ministers Question Time is always like that. Oh, you meant the vid.

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    Rt Hon David Cameron MP says:

    Good morning, Labour trolls. Since you’re here, can I ask why your party has hidden away Ellie Gellard? Could it be because she doesn’t quite fit the working class socialist image you try to project? Or could it be because she wrote on her blog last year that your mentalist boss McDoom should fuck off and let Alan Johnson take over? Come on, Labour trolls! We all know you read this site and like to post desperate posts in support of your ailing regime! Just tell us where you’ve hidden Ellie. And has she recovered from the injuries she sustained when Jonah did his Nokia party trick after he learnt about her blog?

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    […] of political bloggers also make an appearance, my personal favourite has to be Guido Fawkes having his skirt whipped […]

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    buy murphy's, get pissed says:

    Time for him to cut back on the Murphy’s. He looked shagged by the end.

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    Nick2 says:

    Surely you mean ‘saintly’ Lynne F?

    (According to her own website, believe it or not!)

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    this morning says:

    Nobody knows, obviously.

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    Gorgon the Sheeple's Mentalist Moronic Moron says:

    I want to look my best for My New Friend Nick.

    What do you think I should wear on Thursday evening?

    Nurse! . .. Sarah . . ! . . anyone there? . . . I said what do you think I should wear on Thursday evening?

    (Nurse approaches with armless wrap-around stout canvas garment with strong leather belts) . . this would suit you nicely Sirrrrrr!

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    Gordon says:

    Ellie has been airburshed out of history.

    Along with Ruth Kelly, James Purnell, Michael Levy, Stephen Byers, Jo Moore, Shahid Malik, Hazel Blears, Adam Ingram, Richard Caborn, Jacqui Smith and Peter Mandleson

    It was the right thing to do.

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    QWERTY says:

    First we had the three tennors, now the four mongs.

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    92 year old regular reader says:

    Ann Widdecombe looking sexy.

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    Coffin Dodger says:

    as Clive James said . . . like going to bed with a bicycle . . only in this case . . one pulled out of a canal.

    Still, we all must do our duty and play the man.

    Not to do so would be lazy.

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    Nick2 says:

    Quite amusing. And less toe-curlingly, television immolatingly awful than any of the comedy celebrity turns on ‘Children in Need’ etc.

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    Eddie Izzard says:

    Jesus wept. Where do they get these ideas from. Another marathon, Yum, when did they change the name to snickers?

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    r says:

    Fuck off you fat, dyslexic, tranny bastard.

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    amongomous says:

    Utter wank!

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    Gordon Brown is the worst cunt on earth says:

    Is it wrong to wish death on another human being? Of course. Just as well Brown isn’t human.

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    One big lottery win away from happiness says:

    Has Tatchell been airbrushed as well? All mentions of him removed ?

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    Jo Coburn is a tasty MILF says:

    Don’t miss the crime debate at 2.15 on BBC2. Andrew Neil will be questioning Alan Johnson, Chris Grayling and the Huhney Monster.

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    reese says:

    I’ll be making a complaint ‘cos that cuпt Thomas hasn’t been locked up, and the key thrown away. Fucking Marxist knob.

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    Doctor Mick says:

    Ellie has joined the LibDems – ya, the Labour Party is far too posh these days.

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    Michael Caine says:


    “A patient lost a testicle during an operation after the surgeon accidentally cut it off, the medical watchdog has been told.

    “Dr Sulieman Al Hourani was only supposed to cut out a cyst on the patient’s right testis, but instead he “mistakenly” removed the whole testicle, the General Medical Council (GMC) heard.”

    You’re only supposed to….

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    Doctor Mick says:

    It was tatifilarious with his titfer stick :)

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    Anonymous says:

    Why doesn’t camaron beat the drums for the SNP, and to lesser extent Plaid, to take the labour votes away. After all the Torys have very little support there. Do the polls that are shown reflect any surge in SNP support or are they not included?

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    Thats News says:

    Because she is cute. What other reason would you need?

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    I hate Labour with a passion says:

    What’s that Hunt Campbell doing in there!

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    pigs in space says:

    Buck’s Fizz also did a song about Gordon’s economic policy – ‘The Land of Make Believe’ .

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    Thats News says:

    The move is particularly controversial because Acpo is directly involved in approving private firms which want to join the CSAS.
    Security companies pay between £450 and £600 for an assessment by a private company owned by Acpo, and between £32 and £132 for each accredited employee.

    Nice work, if you can get it.

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    Mad Nad's is not a disgusting mega-trougher says:

    Shocking to see shy and retiring publicity whore Mad Nads in this twatfest.

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    Thats News says:

    Bloody Hell! Nadine is my age? I thought she was 20 years my junior! She is very good for our age, isn’t she?

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    Doctor Mick says:

    Shit I thought that was J K Rowling.

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    Thats News says:

    Murphy’s? No. Guinness is it.

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Lard almighty!

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    BillyBob - Time for benefits reform !! says:

    Excellent……….. only spoilt by AC and that tit Mullin being on it!

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    wrong you shit-monkeys says:

    No, it’s a pair of stupid fuckwits who’s kneejerk brainless response to any criticism of useless twat Dave is to squeak TaT! like demented brain damaged parrots.

    It’s not your idiot boyfriend TaT you pair of mindless fuckwits.
    Go stalk your wanking buddy elsewhere.

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    she looks her age says:

    she’s 70 ?

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    This is NOT the X-Factor says:

    Nick Clegg’s claims to be cleaning up politics unravel at his morning press conference:

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    Mad Nads Tangerine Dream Mr Milligan says:

    That was her f@g hag Iain Dales.

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Have you tried specsavers.

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    I stood about 20 secs and then vomited

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    Formerly EC1 PhD says:

    And a theme tune for a Hung Parliament: ‘Run for Your Life’

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    Nadine is top Tory totty says:

    I forgive Nadine all her expense claims. She’s one tasty looking MILF with a cracking pair of norks. She’s got my vote. And my hard-on.

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    Allah's been Akbarred says:

    This is the election video for Galloway’s Respect Party:

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    Doctor Mick says:

    allo titfer, pressure of getting the new blog out seems to be getting to ya.

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    Is Dave going to give all the Taxpayer the money back for his second home or the £350,000 ? says:

    David Cameron took out maximum taxpayer-funded mortgage – then paid off own £75k loan four months later

    David Cameron was dragged personally into the expenses row after it was revealed that he paid off a loan on his London home shortly after taking out a £350,000 taxpayer-funded mortgage on his constituency house.
    The disclosure followed a powerful call by the Tory leader yesterday for the ‘full force of the law’ to be deployed against MPs who have abused allowances.
    Following a Mail on Sunday investigation Mr Cameron could now face searching questions about his own expense claims.


    Dave claimed for expenses on a second home – the mortgage interest, when he only had one mortgage. He was also one of the largest claimers of this expense in the commons for many years.

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    should have gone to specsavers says:

    she is a strap on

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    Statistical Anomaly says:

    And an album called “Writing on the Wall”.

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    M.T. Bucket says:

    Labour win then, after all it’s in their DNA.

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    Doctard Mick says:

    Sorry fuckwit but you’ll have to go scouting for tramps to gobble all by yourself as this isn’t your retarded boyfriend tat.

    Don’t you have any shame you ignorant fucker ?
    You are 100% wrong as per fucking usual.

    But please continue to embarrass yourself by proving how badly you are pining for your dim little twatty wanking chum thick as thieves.
    It’s very funny.

    Thick as thieves is a twatty little cun’t but it’s obvious why he’s avoiding you. You’re far too needy a boyfriend for even Tat to handle.
    Go back to stalking the little shit on facebook you arsewipe or get a life.

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    Moley says:

    Have a look at Guido’s seen elsewhere link to “Gordon must go”.

    If there is a Lib-Lab pact; who would be PM?

    The Liberals would never survive if they kept Brown in office, which therefore means that he has to be removed against his will, and a proper leadership election held.
    All this would take time, and meanwhile the Country needs governing.

    The Guardian article argues that the only practical candidate for the Premiership in the event of a hung Parliament and a Lib/Lab coalition is Clegg, and I think they are right.

    That is going to be one hell of a temptation for a politician.

    Labour promising Clegg that if he will agree to a coalition with them he can be PM. Will Clegg and his Party be able to resist the temptation?

    It is an offer the Conservatives won’t be making.

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    Should have gone to specsavers says:

    She’s a fugly Oinker.
    Get some fucking standards and self respect please.

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    cant hunter says:

    I dont think I ever want to vote again. What is it with MPs and pop music; they all looked like your middle aged uncle at the family wedding; and one guy was doing the Twist for heavens sake.

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    Doctor Mick says:

    That fucking bingo caller’s gone mental.

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    Anonymous says:

    That fucking fat arse-bandit Dale was loving it.

    What a pile of fucking ordure.

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    Jolyon Wagg says:

    Actually the reaction Jonah wishes he got to every answer he gave during his moribund tv debate performance…

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    Jolyon Wagg says:

    The comment made by ‘constituent’ which is first in the comments section can only have been made by a complete idiot I have to say.

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    Throw yourself out of the window more than once?

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    Barnabas Scudamore says:

    Ummmmmmmm…….what is actually going on here ?

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    Barnabas Scudamore says:

    Good video !

    Was Campbell aware that he was throwing a mobile phone though? NICE !

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    Moley says:

    You mean the first comment in the Guardian artice;

    It begins;

    If Labour keeps its seats and the LibDems take the tory ones, we will end up with a continued Labour Government with a LibDem opposition. This is perfectly feasible.

    Unfortunately it goes downhill after the first sentence.

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    Doctor Mick says:

    Nice try tatifilariou,s but everyone knows your hysterical style by now.

    If you think posting the same Youtube of Cameron ten times a day can be described as political “criticism” then maybe it’s just as well you don’t start your own blog after all.

    The sooner your mum restores your World of Warcraft account the better then you can fuck off and leave the rest of us in peace.

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    Doctard Mick says:

    If it was the twatty little kid thick as thieves he would have called you a dozy crackhead crippple spastic and ended with innit ?

    You’re such a fucking embarrassment that you can’t even admit it when it’s obvious you fucked up yet again.

    Find some fucking self respect for once and stop embarrassing yourself.

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    Doctor Mick says:

    The day before thick as thieves started posting on the Order-Order blog site…and why he has so much pent up anger inside him.

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    Should have gone to specsavers says:

    Fuck of Iain Dale. She’s a hag and an expenses pig.

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    twatfest says:

    there far more than 4
    try every single twat that appeared on that abomination

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    Here's another religious nutter looking for witches says:

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    Doctard Mick says:

    Doctard Mick finds fame with his usual intelligent insightful commentary

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    jgm2 says:


    The inevitability of Brown’s epic economic clusterfuck continues. RPI Inflation at 4.4%.

    The strategy to inflate away the debt continues apace. And I really cannot wait for the public sector strikes as they go after an inflation-matching pay-rise while we’re running deficits of 11% of GDP.

    Gordon Brown has just so spectacularly fucked the entire economy it is quite simply breath-taking.

    And nobody mentions it. It’s not front page news. It’s hidden away in the business section.

    Economy fucked? 186bn quid deficit? I know, lets argue about a 6bn rise (or not) in NI.

    We are so fucked. And I’ve a suspicion there is covert action from the ‘independednt’ BoE going on to keep the pound supported too to stop the wheels further falling off Brown’s election campaign.

    Fucked. Fucked by incompetent Labour jackasses and placemen.

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    Doctor Mick says:

    That was a turtle disaster tatifilarious. Maybe you’re right, the old Tat wouldn’t come up with feeble material like that. I can see I’m well out of my depth with you, the new Blog Idiot, whoever you are ;)

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    jgm2 says:

    Aye. And it was Thatcher’s credit bubble apparently.

    Not Brown’s. Thatcher’s.

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    BillyBob - Time for benefits reform !! says:

    that is one hell of an orgasm……… must be where the earthquakes stem from !! Titheads!!

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    BillyBob - Time for benefits reform !! says:

    The leftie media are doing their bit to keep it under wraps….

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    Brendan says:

    The Same Mistakes?
    I like it but it’s a bit twee – Here’s something more direct, lets not beat around the bush ! During the final speeches of the first election debate, Nick Clegg quotes ‘making the same (old) mistakes’ over & over again. I recorded this in 2005 and it’s spookily apt for our times and need for a new political system. I did this video over the weekend.

    Love it & Link it x

    Warhol – ‘Does life imitate art, or does art imitate life’ ????


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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    These followers of the religion of peace, seen here slapping themselves – they’re the ones about to get nukes, right?

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    Regulo 3 says:

    So this is serious government??????? Bollocks

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    The Common Man says:

    Start off as a rebel blogger and finish up in bed with the Establishment.
    Familiar story.

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    Doctor Mick says:

    I like turtles!

    and I was wrong about stalking a poster because I stupidly thought it wa my moron boyfriend thick as thieves because I wanted to go cottaging with him and find some more gay chums to blow

    but then I am stupid enough to trot out a pathetic stereotype for fuckwits like world of warcraft on the internet

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    Dame Davina Pancake says:

    Bloody ace – made my morning, never thought I’d get to see Guido in a skirt (well not in public anyway). Was The Prime Mentalist not asked to participate – that would really have been something to see/avoid.

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    Susie says:

    Well actually, Nicky-nacky-noo, this taxpayer doesn’t want your used paper napkins returned… I’ve got enough recycling problems of my own.

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    Brendan says:

    lol – under cloak and dagger comments? don’t understand why you bother replying if that’s your assumption. Slighty blinkered, but that’s ok. Isn’t that Lilly Allen?

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    nonce watch says:

    Fuck off faggot.

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    claire2 says:

    Oh wow. We are a lord now, are we? ;)

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    claire2 says:

    Don’t send her to get me though. Please

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    Susie says:

    No wonder old Tatch needs such big 70s-style lapels — he’s got a world-class collection of agit/prop badges to display.

    The eternal 50 y/o student, bless him.

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    Susie says:

    Because she lost her babeee to cot death 50 years ago.

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    Susie says:

    Oh CLASS!

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    Rodney says:

    Doesn’t Cheryl Baker look great.

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    Susie says:

    I suppose you have to an obese, shaven-headed Balkan war-criminal to apply…

    One of the reasons I never got into clubbing — if they’re like that on the outside WTF is it like inside?

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    Susie says:

    Not doing much is he?

    “We’ll be short-chaaaiinged, short-chaaaiinged… when England’s EU…” Nice.

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    Susie says:

    And you begin to see what No.10 office staff have had to put up with for the past 3 years.

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    Susie says:

    Boris out jogging: ‘Clegg’s just a crack in the pavement of life…’

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    Dona Paz says:

    You’ll find it difficult to avoid sinking ships in the Philippines – that country is a paean to disasters, manmade and natural.

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    Jolyon Wagg says:

    correct folks; the comment in the guardian article was what I was referring to.

    ‘Thatcher’s credit bubble’ FFS.

    Are there really people so completely dense in our society today? Frightening.

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    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:


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    Floozy says:

    Crawl back in your CCHQ bunker floozy minion.
    Your Dave Blair hero is crashing and burning.
    Dave and Brown are both fucked and I’m enjoying every minute of it because I’m not a mindless spineless shill drone like you or Mick.

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    Nuke Iran before it's too late says:

    Yes. Ahmadinnerjacket is a very peaceful man. Apart from denying the Holocaust and wanting to wipe Israel off the face of the earth. Apart from that, he’s a very peaceful man.

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    Susie says:

    FYI I’ve never been near a bunker in my life, bunk-ups — now that’s another story heh heh…

    How’s it going propping up a 3-year old corpse of a leader? Doesn’t the smell of rotting flesh get to you some days, or does Mandy spray Febreeze about the place occasionally?

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    Susie says:

    One more step on the highway to Islam4uk… cut the kaffirs’ balls off — by mistake.

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    Up sh1t creek says:

    Er, this was on The Daily Politics days ago (and it was naff when they showed it then).

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    Susie says:

    Guardianista’s don’t realize that before Thatcher, people borrowed money to buy their own homes,they paid it back and everything ticked along quite nicely for years. Banks were even required them to produce quaint documents like a year’s pay slips to ensure they had a good financial track record before they got a mortgage.

    It was only Gordon Brown and Labour who allowed people to borrow not only buy one house on some self-certified fantasy salary (“You want a £500k house? Tell ‘em you’re Wayne Rooney and earn £1000 a minute, they’ll never guess”), but several to let and another for the holidays. And all this would never end as Broon said “I have abolished boom and bust and saved the world.”

    The End.

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    Anonymous says:

    What happened to ‘Don’t vote, it only encourages them’…

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