Word reaches Guido that the Darlings have emptied their Number 11 flat. All their bookshelves have been boxed up and are ready to go. They are clearly not planning on coming back to Downing Street again.
You can bet on who will replace him as Chancellor here.
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
He’s been the Invisible Man of this campaign. Him and Jack Fucking Straw.
What did Mr Straw do to you?!
Never forgave the cu*nt for imposing photo driver’s licences. I said at the time it was just a softener-upper for ID cards.
Straw, Blunkett and Blair, according to Blair’s former speech writer Andy Neather, wanted mass immigration to change the face of Britain. Who gave them that mandate? Secondly, his input for the Iraq war leaves a lot to be desired, if one accepts he was a consciencious objector in his younger days like his dad. Finally, using his power to veto the promotion of a judge for criticisng Liebour policy says a lot about his and his party’s surpressive tactics to silence people who speak out against the government. So I agree fcuk Straw.
Those odds are farked. Jacqui Smith 2nd favourite at 2-1? I know the bookies have to make a margin, but that is some over round at 172.
Not to mention a revenue stream, now every driver has to update their photo every 10 yrs (or more frequently).
Never forgave the cu*nt for imposing photo dr*ver’s licences. I said at the time it was just a softener-upper for ID cards.
Not me, I still have my old paper license.
For starters, made a lot of mealy-mouthed and probably untrue statements about Labour’s immigration policy.
Bye Bye Darling! Don’t let the door hit your arse on the way out, you Badger faced twat.
Meanwhile, http://tinyurl.com/y6uoldw
You might like to note that “its” doesn’t have an apostrophe.
Ta.
The Darling Dud of May 6th
Good line that.
All done with printing money to buy our own debt in order to maintain the current number of deck chairs on the Titanic
Don’t mention the Titanic. Captain Brown is planning to sail over to Barcelona to rescue stranded school parties.
Despite being in the Bay of Biscay he will still hit an iceberg.
That’ll be a glow-ball (sic) warming thing which started in America.
Hell! I hope he doesn’t send the captain a good luck message!
Badger cull has been given the go-ahead to stop the spread of TB (Tony Blairites).
Come to think of it there is some resemblance between Darling and a badger.
tatty Bye
Oh, the humanity!
Has he redesignated his principal residence again?
Perhaps he should be asked?
He has a portfolio of principal residences, one for the Commons Fees Office, one for HMRC, one for his constituency, one for his ministerial needs, and several left over for living in.
Did he “flip” 3 times in 4 years or was it 4 times in 3 years?
Is he first behind bars? Let’s hope he’s not the last.
Over the years my feelings have mellowed ever so slightly with eyebrows, while my dislike of his replacement have increased dramaticaly.
If the BBC were impartial, this election would be a tory landslide.
vote clegg get brown , i dont like the tories but i fuckin hate brown , so the tories will have my vote this time ( i do have grave concerns )
I concur.
I concur x 2.
The Tories in their current incarnation are rather limp. We know what the problems are with the economy, immigration and the EU. Don’t mess about, just sort them out. Then you can do all the touchy-feely stuff.
only problem is , i know i am going to be let down by the tories , but the thought of brown for 5 more years , its a thought i cannot cope with
Too right.
After 1992 we had another five years of Major and we wall all nearly suicidal by the time of the ’97 election.
I can’t live through that again.
Major was a political and economic genius compared with what we’ve been enduring for the last 13 years.
You are right Just shoot. It’s essential we get rid of McBroon & LieBour.
Thank Christ Dave’s got four supporters left.
His mum, his dad, his wife and .. uh. uhmm. I give up. Has he got a dog?
It doesn’t matter who I vote for, or if I vote at all. Nothing would ever cause my constituency to elect anything but a Tory MP. Nevertheless I shall be voting Tory, just to increase the anti-Brown vote by an infinitesimal amount.
What would be more impressive would be word reaching Guido that Darling was instructing Treasury officials to prepare proposals for severe spending cuts with a view to balancing the nations books in 12 months, and making up the nation’s books to show the incoming government the true state of the nation’s finances.
Somehow, I suspect that the opposite is happening.
Move over Darling.
Hey, that’s my line…
I feel like Tigger on crack!
Any particular crack of your Magnificent 31, Nick?
The one between Fondlebum’s cheeks.
Bye-bye Badger Badger!
He always had his arm twisted up behind his back by Brown and Balls.
Don’t forget to repay for your home flipping on the way out Darling.
There’s no fun being Chancellor anymore now that there’s no gold left to play with.
Security -Please check the boxes _ I dont trust any MP’s…..whoops was that a gold bar that fell out of the box!……….nope! its a broken nokia!
Better to have vote on which quango or bank directorship he has been offered..my guess is Golden-Hacks.
So he’s going back to being a children’s party clown – making penises out of balloons and farting in their faces.
Fucking c’unt.
A collective sigh of relief – now all we need is Nick ‘Saint’ Clegg to follow in the ex-chancellors footsteps and hope that people will soon wake up to this Euro loving lot of ‘PC’ forgive the terrorists nut cases.
Hopefully Darling will be replaced by Osborne, but the Tories will need to get their campaign into gear and start levelling with the public over how the public sector needs to be reduced in size, or it may well be Balls who walks, grinning, into No 11, to complete Labour’s task of reducing Britain to a wasteland, where everyone “works” for the government!
Balls into No.11 won’t happen. In a coalition that is one office that will go to Cable given all the media hype and Clegg support for him. The interesting one is what can Brown offer Clegg to keep him happy. Deputy PM perhaps? And what do the electorate get FIVE MORE YEARS OF BROWN. Whooppeeee.
I have voted Lib Dem for the past 6 elections but the prospect of them enabling Brown to continue is making me think of voting Tory. My Lib Dem MP will get in anyway so my vote may as well be used as a marker in the popular vote
Put the word about, every little helps.
Cable is so financially deranged that he would be positively dangerous as chancellor – worse even than Brown was, if that is possible!! The idea of a Lab/Lib coalition of some sort is the worst nightmare of anyone who really cares about the UK. Hopefully, the electorate will realise the folly of supporting Clegg and his daft little bunch and voite for the only party which can see Gordon Brown out of Downing Street – the Conservatives – they’re not perfect, but they sure as Hell are preferable to five more years in the Brown stuff!
IF by some whatever, it is a hung parliament with Labour and Libdems surely St Vince would be made chancellor, wouldn’t that be part of the deal?
Wonder which House he will now designate as his second home ?
Perhaps Guido can find out as he sure as hell will do so.
Useless Chancellor just a mealy mouthed mouthpiece for the Gorgon, I wonder if he has any pride left ?
The next few Days will tell
It’s probably Whelan’s call, but Darling is reportedly very relieved he won’t be the one welcoming the IMF.
Darling, in fairness to him, inherited an almighty mess, courtesy of the real criminals, Broon and the Testicular one. However, Darling’s efforts at containing the economic conflagration had about as much effect as a little boy pissing in a blast furnace. He can’t really be regarded as a hero.
His main saving grace IMO was that he wasn’t as maddeningly arrogant on camera as Brown used to be when Chancellor.
Come off it – Darling is a posh Trot and is absolutely delighted to have played a part, albeit a minor one, in the trashing of the UK’s economy. He wrecked Edinburgh’s finances when he ‘worked’ there and now he’s had a part in ruining the UK. High-fives among the posh Trots! Yippee, because we don’t get affected by the chaos that we inflict on the proles.
Thank God, at last, someone who remembers Darling’s first fuck-up! Why don’t the press ever cover the near bankruptcy of Edinburgh City Council under Darling?
Like a badger leaving the sinking ship.
Has Liam Byrne gone quiet too or has he just gone?
In other news, it has been reported that the libdems will settle for alternative vote for commons elections – bye bye conservatives, bye bye Great Britain; welcome little Britain.
PS Cameron should nail libdems on their true intentions for electoral reform. If Clegg won’t rule out AV for the commons, Cameron can justifiably claim that a vote for libdems is a vote for many more years of Brown. With alternative vote, policy making will be hijacked by public sector unions and benefits recipients.
THAT is a really good point.
Vote Lim Bem and get Brown FOR EVER.
Lim Bem should read Lib Dem
Did someone call?
Hell does that mean Cable is the next sucker/chancellor does that mean that tax will go up a penny or two pence each week and will we have Vat on us paying tax.
Good riddance. Do not slam the door on your way out!
Sneaking out the back way, like a thief in the night. The rotter.
Remind you of someone signing a certain treaty
Let’s all hope his neighbour will be moving out with him on the 7th
LOL. Jacqui Smith is at 50/50 to be next chancellor.
Saw her on DP. Smith criticised Sarah Teather for saying that the Child Trust Fund was inefficient, and then went on to commend the CTF for the same reasons that Teather had (mildly) criticised it.
Jacqui won’t be missed.
Too be fair he was the least hated of the Labour cult. Then he brought out that pile of nonsense of a budget Fucking liar.
The “road to recovery” is under construction, Labour have made so many “financial black pot holes” in it the repair crew have given up and gone home.
Has Brown started packing yet?
Meanwhile Brown is nailing everything down and getting ready for the siege!
I want the Cyclops to be around when the IMF come and lower the school leaving age to 12 and raise the retirement age to 103.
McDoom will fight them on the steps of number 10,from the jacuzzi at Chequers and behind his wee potting shed in Fife.
‘This does not involve running away to Scotland, simply some minor repositioning to eliminate any hint of a southerly bias’ his spokesperson said.
I’m sure he’ll find *another* second home to flip now.
Greedy, useless f*cker.
Fucking hell Guido, you’re flogging this betting lark to death aren’t you? You whore.
O/T BUT…
My M&D in their 90′s have had 4 (yes FOUR) postal votes.
Silly thing is they always walk and vote. Someone must have done a sweep and thought it worthwhile driving coach and four through privacy laws…
If they receive their official poll cards as well, might be worth a ‘phone call to the Electoral Registrar.
Are they known for supporting Liebour?
Fuck off Darling, Brown and Campbell. Jog on w*nkstains!
Oi! Thieving parasite, settle the account before you go.
Who will give us our beer money now?
Anyone who thinks the one eyed homosexual fucking jock mong will take any notice of the Limp Dems is living in a fantasy world.
For starters the next Chancellor will be Balls, even if he loses his seat the gay fucking mong will simply make him a fucking Peer. Notice how we are run by bummer Mandelson, Lord fucking Adonis (another fag) and Lord West not to mention Lord fucking Kinnock and Lord fucking Sugar.
Having Lord Balls-up as Chancellor will be just another unelected fucking mong. The Limp Dems won’t bring down the mong as they can’t afford to fight another election this year.
The gay mong will hang on in power in the hope of getting a few more million fucking halfwits and public sector jobs (they will keep printing money Zimbabwe style) to give them an overall mandate.
Notice how the gay mong’s polling numbers keep falling but Liebour still keep ending up as the biggest party? How the fuck did the Tories and Limp Dems allow that one to pass?
If or when the Tories get in the blame game in the HoC & the media is gonna be fun No doubt they’ll try but liebour won’t be able to blame the Tories OR the Yanks for the state of the country
I will miss him. Which one of you Tory tramps will buy me a pint?
Must be true as James Macintyre thinks he is Labours secret weapon…
http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/public-accounts/2010/04/osborne-plans-darling-attack
Just a rumour, with no source accredited = worthless “journalism”
I remember Beardless Alistair Darling. Had to shave it off as beards make women voters think those men are untrustworthy.
Imagine that?
Postle
Oh and I also remember him as a tin-pot anti-car councillor so in truth he has hardly moved on – but then he was bearded (of course) . . .
Never did like Darling from the moment he said that disabled people should work for a £1 a week because at least then they are working. My question to you Darling is would you. I will answer that for you – no you wouldn’t. You are not any one’s darling.
His boss is seriously disabled, from the neck up…
[...] Finally, Guido Fawkes, ever one for a strategic quip, points out that Alistair Darling has packed up everything at Number 11 Downing Street, as if he knew he was moving on after May 6th. [...]
You’re fucking barmy.
Darling is leaving No 10? Is this his way of showing two fingers to Brown?
Ayee, as barmy as a member of Gordon’s red and white army.
He’s probably the only realist in the whole rotten fucking bunch.
He had enough of McTwat and he knows he will be getting the push whatever happens on 6th May. Not long now!
Simples…