April 3rd, 2010

Support Gary Elsby!

For many years Gary Elsby was a regular contributor to the comments on this blog, much to the amusement of fellow co-conspirators. So it is without hesitation that Guido endorses his campaign “to do battle” and “carry the torch of socialism.”

The former Stoke Labour Party constituency secretary is standing as an independent, this is a bit of collateral damage in advance of the full-scale civil war that will come following a Labour defeat. Mandelson is trying to hold the line against the Whelan-Balls-Brown axis which is putting its placemen into upcoming seats using UNITE’s muscle with Tom Watson enforcing the faction’s advantage wherever he can. Mandelson in private sees the battle for Labour’s soul as his primary mission having calculated that Labour is likely to face at least one, if not two terms out of office.

The exit of so many Blairites has been a tawdry money-grubbing affair which has strengthened the Brownite / UNITE hand with ordinary disgusted Labour Party activists.  Mandelson has weakened his hand by misjudging matters and insisting that a “toff” like Tristram should be a standard bearer for his faction.

All in all, Stoke promises to be a foretaste of the chaos that will engulf the Labour Party following election day…


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    I have decided to send some potatoes to Gary to see him through the campaign. Up the workers. Dig deep everyone and send Gary a potato.

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    Guthrum (LPUK) says:

    Go Gary

    Tristram – Tribune of the People

    Even half baked socialists have woken up to the perversion of the Nu Labour project. Here is to a long and bitter bloodbath amongst the fraternal brothers

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    Flyover concrete support manufacturer says:

    I would like to use Gary Elsby as a support

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    Bob says:

    New Labour, created by Blair and Mandelson, was ans is a massive Ponzi scheme, worthy of Madoff, designed to fraud the Briitish People and take power for themselves at our expense

    New Labour’s fraud has cost us £ 1.4 trillion

    Never forget it

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    Trade says:

    God knows what Mandy sees in Tristram.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Tristian Hunt is a Hunt!

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    MI5 says:

    A who is this little unelected fraud Mandelson ging lessons left right and centre and speaking of “morality” when he has already had to resign twice for immoral behaviour ???!!

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Go Gary and Old Holburn! Two co-conspirators in the sewer that is parliament might be enough to spark some real change.

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    Bob Diamond says:

    I have referred Mandelson’s smearing to the best libel solicitors in London..

    Watch it Mandy you hypocritical scum…!

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    Anonymous says:

    i see the 6 billion pound NI tax being raised by Labour has already will be spend and distributed to marginal seats (Financial Times )just wonder will Stoke been promised any of this money.
    Sorry to be off topic early.

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    Homophobe says:

    I replacement for Ronaldo?

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    bus dodger says:

    i’ll send him my old athletic support. Might even wash it first.

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    JuliaM says:

    It really looks as though Stoke is going to be the one to watch on election night. Pass the popcorn! :)

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    Jack says:



    Didyou see that Sqeaker has approved the buidling of a “creche” for £ 350,000 of our money ??

    To replace a Bar that has been done up within the last two years for £300,000

    Squeaker wasting our money again…like Gorbals Mick before him, who deliberately stopped any investigation of MPs expenses (by hiring lawyers at our expense) for years…

    Another good reason for sacking Pipsqeaker please !

    Apart from his having already disgraced the office and comprimised its impartiality thru his alwaful Zanu Labour wife…

    Off with their heads…

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Vote for Gene Hunt rather than Tristram Hunt.

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    Tinfoil Hat says:

    This proves that Elsby is an MI5 infiltrator.

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    Anonymous says:

    Hunt rhymes with…

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    The Blairettes says:

    We need a creche so that we are free to ply our trade and make money on the side…

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    Charles Lyton says:

    When I worked at t’ clog mill, there were a guy called Tristram on nights. He had a whippet called Elsby. Is that the same dog?

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    Praguetory says:

    Surely this is the first time 2 historians will have faced off at a GE? Gary blames the Tories for 1066 and all that.

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    Anonymous says:

    Who the fuck is Gary Elsby?

    Was he Master Baiter?

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    MI5 says:

    Mandelson is an honourable correspondent of Mossad not MI5

    You are confused…

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    Down with Brown! says:


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    Jack says:

    Surely he blames MI5 for everything that has happened since 1066 ?

    That seems to be the latest message coming out of the Brown smear machine…

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Remember Ian Tomlinson murdered by the Stasi on his way home from work just over a year ago:


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    Right Bastard says:

    To repeat the immortal words of Robert Mitchum:

    “Hunt, Lunt and Cunningham”

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    Tony Woodley's Butler says:

    The Master has asked me to contact you Gary and offer his support.

    He is happy to donate the photos of Derek Simpson in the Bangkok Brothel for you to auction on EBygum so that you can shaft (metaphorically speaking) Lord Guacomole of the Brazilian Bush and his new bit on the side.

    In addition, he is ‘wurkin every moment of the fokin day’ to channel some of the British Airways Mincers funds your way.

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    concrete pump says:

    They’re a pair of c*nts.

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    concrete pump says:

    I’ll send Gary a spud, after i’ve shoved it up my arse.

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    Hey Piedro wasa wrong witha my botty says:

    Arse, arse and more arse.

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    Anonymous says:

    Luciana Berger can get tae fock an’ all.

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    Ironic says:

    Wasn’t Mandy once European Commissioner for Trade?

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    Fabians, Marx and Hitler are of the same creed says:

    The wonderful world of Marx – why would we ‘go there”?


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    Lilith says:

    Yes, Guido, I heard Gary on World at One yesterday and thought he must be supported. He is on at about 15.30 minutes into the programme….here

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    Socialists in denial says:

    I hope for Gary’s sake the opposition parties do make a big issue about the needless loss of life in the regions health trust as he was one of several labour MPs in the area.What did he have to say on the matter.I had naver heard of him until he seems to be trying to save his job.

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    Anonymous says:

    What a bunch of Tristrams.

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    bergen says:

    It takes a particular type of incompetence to prepare a poster that is a positive advert for the opposition.Perhaps they are being”post modern”or whatever the term is,but Cameron must be laughing his socks off.Does he have a deep cover mole high up in Labour?

    Even better,portraying Cameron as a man of action highlights the worst features of Bottler Brown-“you’re nicked my son.”

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    Retro_Dave says:

    I think the ZanuLab poster of Dave next to an 80’s Ford car will backfire. Too many people remember the 80s as a time of opportunity.
    Can anybody reasonably point to just one opportunity that 13 years of market driven Socialism could deliver a young, unemployed Brit of today?

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    Nick Griffin says:

    Go Gary go Split the Labour vote and let the B N P win the show.

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    Jack says:

    Revolting union leasers ripping off their members

    And wasting £millions on supporting Nu Lbour without asking their members to vote on these payments…

    It is misapprpriation…

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    Curious of Utoxeter says:

    Is Tristram a Brown Hatter?

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    Anonymous says:

    He is able to provide him with spinal support.


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    Hattie Harman's curiously cavernous front bottom says:

    It was the right thing to do.

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    Nick Gri ffin says:

    Go Gary go, split the Labour vote and let the B & P win the show.

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    O/t has anyone read the mail this morning ?
    a soldier who is leaving the army after fighting for his country in Iraq
    tried to get a council house but was put on the back of the housing list behind Ex cons, assylum seekers, single mothers and the unemployed
    because by leaving the army he was making himself homeless
    maybe one of your MP’s will lend him a house as you all seem to own several each !

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    Down with Brown! says:

    The Lib Dems attempt to be funny and fail.


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    Stoke Labour supporter says:

    I ain’t voting for no posh Tristram from london.

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    Naked Gordon says:

    Elsby is what happens of David Lindsay forgets his medication.

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    Mr Slater's Parrot says:


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    Trade says:

    Mandy has given some backbone to this government.

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    The Unacceptable Face of Politics says:

    You, Mr. Diamond, are the unacceptable face of banking.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Genius idea by Labour depicting Cameron as one of the nation’s favourite TV characters. Cameron will hate being depicted as a tough, no nonsense cult hero.

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    Dead Tree Press Aggregator says:

    wow! what a scoop

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    No need. We have already counted your postal vote and that of your wife. Insh’allah

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    Naked Gordon says:

    Mandy is really losing the plot.

    And where is the ultra loon Brown?

    Riding his rocking horse back and forth with the nappy stuffed in his blubbering mouth I’d warrant.

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    Old Nick Heavenly (wet dishcloth from a non-country) says:

    there’s no room since your head is already firmly lodged up there mong

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    yawn says:

    nobody gives a fuck

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    S.Purcell says:

    Please, please make it Spud Murphy, Scottish Secretary. He’s doin’ ma heid in.

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    And so, with the usual liebour incompetence the country has come to expect over the last 13 years, the implosion caused by its civil war begins *before* the election is even formally announced.

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    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    That’s rough.

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    I'm the Heir to Blair Tony Cameron (hear my soundbites roar!) says:

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    concrete pump says:

    That’s not Nick, not after the fucking shit kicking i gave him the other day.

    That’s you anon, is it not?

    Well fuck off, i’m not in the mood for banter.

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    MI5 says:

    And you Mr Mandeslon are the unelected architect of New Labour Ponzi scheme which has frauded the British people £ 1.4 trillion…

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    I'm the Heir to Blair Tony Cameron (hear my soundbites roar!) says:

    DAVID CAMERON, the young pretender to the Tory throne who came close yesterday to embracing Tony Blair in his conference speech, has already done so in private.
    Mr Cameron, 38, who has put a modernising agenda at the centre of his campaign, clearly enjoys the comparisons that have been made between him and Labour’s most successful modern-day Prime Minister.

    At a dinner with newspaper executives on the eve of his address, he took the comparison a step further. “I am the heir to Blair,” he said. If his hosts were in any doubt about what they had heard, Mr Cameron repeated the mantra. He also said that a Cameron Tory Government would not reverse all of the Blairite reforms in the public services.

    His hosts were, to say the least, taken aback. Mr Cameron was guest, in the Louis Room at the Imperial Hotel in Blackpool, of The Daily Telegraph, house journal of the Conservative Party. The spirit of Margaret Thatcher, who was even praised by Kenneth Clark yesterday, still beats strongly in the editorial conferences of the newspaper.

    Charles Moore, the former Editor who was at the dinner, is the official biographer of Baroness Thatcher, whose admirers include . . . Tony Blair. Mr Cameron, who was accompanied by his wife, Samantha, was not isolated in the intimate gathering.

    George Osborne, the Shadow Chancellor and fellow member of the so-called Notting Hill set of young modernising Tories, was also at the dinner table. Mr Osborne, defending the heir to Blair boast, said: “We have nothing to be ashamed of in saying it.”

    the Editor of The Daily Telegraph, which has yet to declare for any of the five candidates, was not so sure. “David,” he said. “I would not repeat that outside this room.”

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    Bob says:

    Mandelson criticises Cameron for being a PR man…

    Wiki says that Mandelson was the first person to be described as a “spin doctor”…when he was Labour “Director of Communications”

    The chief inventor of the Nu Labour fraud on Britain and liar in chief…

    Fooking hypocrite…

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    straw man dum dum says:

    dey is like dem hafrican commienazi hitlers innitts ? ! fuud goes in mouth ? ?!

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    The Penguin says:

    Can hardly wait – Gary Elsby in Stoke and Old Holborn in Cambridge. Never mind Ester in Luton, this election is going to be hilarious.

    Please get them both onto Question Time!!

    The Penguin.

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    Anon says:

    s a u s a g e s

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    Burslem B-N-P voter says:

    Go Gary Go!!!!


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    Chief Justice says:

    No one can be the heir to Blair…

    No one can pull a Ponzi scheme like he did…Blair “did” £ 1.4 trillion Madoff only $56 billion…

    If New Labour try it again they will go straight to jail like Madoff…!

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    it's in the bag says:

    It’s Barking and Stoke Central for the patriots then!

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    I hope he own’s a SatNav we dont want him driving his Rolls Royce in to any undesirabl areas while he is looking for the village of Stoke !

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    GeeWhizz says:

    Wow! Whaddya know….

    Cameron breathes (just like Tony Blair does).
    Cameron uses English words (just like Tony Blair does).
    Cameron looks at people (just like Tony Blair does).
    Cameron wears a suit (just like Tony Blair does).
    Cameron talks to people (just like Tony Blair does).
    Cameron is a man (soooo not like Tony Bliar is).

    Fire up the Quattro, Dave! Smash the grubby, liebour cheats.

    I’m backing Cameron!

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    Staffs Labour says:

    I always thought Gary Elsby’s left-wing posturing was an act.

    He’s a B,N,P infiltrator into the Labour movement and should be exposed as such in the election campaign.

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    W.W. says:

    Good old Elsby, when he used to visit us here quite regularly I allways assumed he was someone who had escaped from somewhere.

    To finally put on a face on the mad ramblings is quite refeshing.

    The fact we think a nutcase like Elsby is the least worst option tels you a lot about the fucked up world we ive in.


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    F correspondent says:

    At least we know where Dimaond’s money comes from..

    But where did Mandelson find the money to buy a £2.4 million mansion near Regents Park…

    What “work” has be done ?

    Or is it just “paper shuffling”… or “influence”….

    Investigate the source of Mandelson’s welath please journalists…

    We know of his original Dodgy deals for which he had to resign twice …

    Why for example is Alain Minc lending him money ?

    Minc is a well-know influence peddler in France who has already been condemned in the French Courts for fraud and plagiarism..

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    DCI Liam Byrne - MSG says:

    Fire up the Metro!

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    General Malaise says:

    You should stick it on ebay – stained ones are making quite a sum.

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    hello Damien says:

    I see Gordon Brown’s mob have aleady started smearing Elsby. That didn’t take long.

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    Dave Blair says:

    “I am the heir to Blair,” he said. If his hosts were in any doubt about what they had heard, Mr Cameron repeated the mantra.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Number 60, it is a satire programme made by the BBC. None of those people are real Cameron advisers.

    Smearing Labour exposed.

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    Tony Cameron - Blairs featherweight mini-me says:

    “I am the heir to Blair,” he said. If his hosts were in any doubt about what they had heard, Mr Cameron repeated the mantra.

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    Anonymous says:

    Ronaldo, real madrid. The plot thickens.

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    Jack says:

    Watch the Brown/Mandelson smear machine smash Elsby…

    As Guido says, this is going to fun watching the Labour vermin destroy eachother..

    Like real gangsters…the Police can just stand by and watch them kill eachother…

    Labour have the morals of gangsters…

    Not surprising if you look at Scottish Labour though

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    Catflap says:

    The blond hair,the blue eyes,the chisleled good looks with no brain or spine?
    Tristram de ferrero roche will be a dead cert winner in shitsville I bet.
    “He’s like dead sexy and realy posh”

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    Anon says:

    Then it will have to be a very large baking potato, concrete pump, or it will not touch the sides.

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    what larks Tristrum says:

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    Crackers says:

    I never thought I would miss the half baked ramblings of Guido’s resident, half-wit, Dave Spart aka “Gary Elsby Stoke on Trent”.

    Gazza sadly was a victim of Shirley Williams education reforms of the 70’s.

    Gazza lost his council seat to the BNP, I think and this election intervention gives him the chance to let another BNP candidate in.

    Nice one Gazza.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Gordon says – Debt is dandy:

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    Casual Observer says:

    You’re more likely to defect to the BNP like half of
    Labour’s support.

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    Down with Brown! says:

    Gordon is a moron:

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    David Cameron's Mother Told Him Money is Not the Most Important Thing in Life says:

    So why did the greedy thieving housing benefit cheat claim 1700 pounds per month in interest charges for a mortgage that he didn’t need because he has loads of other houses he could have lived in?
    Which means David Cameron specifically and unnecessarily took out that mortgage for the sole purpose of maximising his allowance claim.
    What a fraud David Cameron is.

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    Future BBC regulator says:

    Brown’s smear machine has been operating for 13 years or more…

    What have the British press done to expose it ?

    Why did it take Guido to expose the smearing vermin McBride, Draper and Co…!! (smearing under instructions from Borwn FFS)rather than the Press ??

    Why are the MSP (and TV) still accomplices to this debasing of democracy ?

    They have serious questions to answer…

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    Down with Brown! (complete fuckwit) says:

    Number 86, it is a satire programme made by channel 4. That is not the real David Cameron it is a comedian impressionist called Rory Bremner.

    Smearing Labour exposed.

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    Jeremy Hunt Conservative MP, Shadow Culture Secretary says:

    “I believe that the BBC is a great national institution.”

    “I am proud of the BBC. I think that most British people think that we are very lucky to have a BBC and most people who aren’t British, if they don’t have a BBC, wish they did have one.”

    “I don’t see the BBC as a State broadcaster. “I think people see the BBC as operating at arms length from the government and it’s very important that it should continue to do so and that’s why we’ve said we will protect the BBC charter.”

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    Down with Brown! says:

    The devalued Prime Minister of a devalued Government

    You have run out of our money!

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    Psychologist says:


    The Labour Party make me think of an old story I was told about the French Socialist Party under Mitterrand..

    Called the Frog and the Scorpion…

    A Scorpion once came to a stream and could not cross it…

    The Frof was nearby..

    And said “Scorpion” do you want to ride on my back ?”

    The Scorpion said “yes please” and climbed onto the Frog’s back…

    Half way acros the stream, the Scorpion bit the Frog…

    The Frog started dying and asked

    “Why did you do that ?”

    The Scorpion replied :

    “I could not stop myself from doing it’

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    QWERTY says:

    Fuck all the Socialists, they’ve trashed our Country and should be strung up from every lamp post around Westminster.

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    Psychologist says:

    Moral of the story

    Socialists always hate eachother more than the “enemy”…

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    Psychologist says:


    Brown wa

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    concrete pump says:

    I’m going to have to use a french fry, actually, after closer inspection.

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    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    I would vote for Gary9 and Im very very right wing) rather than that overly coiffured c unt who obviously spends far too much time in front of a mirror wanking over his own reflection
    Gary may indeed be a left wing nut job but I think he is the least likely of the two to put in an expenses claim for a set of cashmere Y fronts or be found in a gay brothel with a marrow up his arse.
    Tris like our Dave and Gideon is yet another example of why McMental will have another 5 years to fuck us all up the arse

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    SO17 says:

    Bellamy’s bar no less.
    I spewed up in there once and my mate told a Police Inspector he was an Arsehole at the same function.
    Using the place for good wholesome kiddy fun is fucking obscene.
    Sacrilege I tell you.

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    Psychologist says:


    Brown was speaking about Christianity yesterday

    It is rather like Madoff speaking about financial honesty

    If Brown understood or was in ANY WAY a Chrisitian he would stop the lying and smearing of his Labour and Tory opponents he has been practising so freely and universally for 13 years

    And is continuing to do…

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    walkabout says:

    ‘Written by armando Iannucci and will smith’ is a bit of a tell .

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    Gareth Hunt's ghost says:

    Look, this is not funny any more.

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    Camoron is Tony's mini-me says:

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    CDF says:

    There are 3 other independent candidates in Stoke, plus the BNP, plus the “Trade Union and Socialist” coalition candidate, plus the Conservative, Liberal Democrat, UKIP candidates – this looks like having changed from a “safe Labour seat” into a “have absolutely no idea” seat.

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    Levi Stapress says:

    As Prince Buster sang:
    propaganda ministers,propoganda ministers,
    have got an aim in view and that’s to walk all over you,
    madness, madness I call it madness

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    Never Mind Socialism - Think of it as an Ethical Economic Policy says:

    Are you seriously trying to suggest that Gordon Brown is a socialist?
    Because he introduced a minimum wage?
    Because he introduced tax credits?
    Let us not forget at the same time he did that he also let the city and the bankers run riot.
    No, Gordon Brown is not a socialist, I doubt if he ever was one.
    But I can understand why you Tories are getting worried: the New Labour party was a Conservative construct, this country has not had a socialist government in the last 50 years.
    But we might have one very soon. And if we do I warn you not to be a banker, not to work in the stock markets and not to be a landlord for if you are you are going to be fucked very hard indeed.
    You capitalists have had a good run but the truth of the matter is that your greed has queered your own pitch. You are on the back foot now and it is time for the knife to be cleanly and deeply stuck in to your ribs and for you to pay your way for a change.
    You will have to be taught that we are in this together and you will have to be taught the hard way.
    The tax liabilty will be shifted from the bottom to the top and those who earn the least will pay the least and those who earn the most will pay the most.
    It is a moral economic policy that is required to solve the problems this country is facing and such a policy will not be introduced by the millionaire Tory party.
    Turkeys don’t vote for Christmas, now do they?

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    Gordon Brown stole my pension says:

    Shame on Labour? The council in question is Tory.


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    Little Piggie Bryant says:


    It’s me that has cashmere Y fronts

    And did you know

    The Sqeuaker allowed me to get married to some man in the House of Commons recently…

    And all the photographers were there…

    Aren’t you proud ?

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    tat says:

    i’d send him some taters but I will be voting for him

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    Hunt Hunter says:

    wonder what Tristwum has been up to on the web?

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    pumps mums friend tat says:

    I sell fucks

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    Diagnosis Butt Head says:

    so you can get your head up your arse

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    Gordon Brown stole my pension says:

    Yes, isn’t it fun?!

    What I want to know is, if cash-strapped Labour has been funding itself through money laundered via Unite using the “union modernisation fund”, how is Labour going to be funded once the Tories have got in a stopped said money laundering?

    The odd million quid from J K Rowling isn’t going to keep them in pies for very long.

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    walkabout says:

    Well if you have the evidence make a complaint =
    Confidential Fraud Hotline 0800 789 321

  122. 122
    Funt Clapper says:

    because you’re a stalker who likes to stalk people before plod catches you naked and wanking in their letterboxes

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    Stronghold Barricades says:

    Very OT

    How many strikes in the public sector would it take to erase the deficit?

    Wouldn’t it just be so much faster if they all took a 10% pay cut, and they wouldn’t waste all that Union Money which Brown can then use for his election campaign?

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    Catflap says:

    I like anyone who is independent of the ‘Party’ the LibLabCon sellout to Europe ‘party’ that is.
    Law,immigration,eco bollocks,criminal rights charter just about every fucking thing but Fiscal fisting policy is dictated by Europe.
    As it happens the tens of billions we spunk in Europe could help rebuild the economy as well.
    All roads lead to fucking Brussels and Cameron will just be your new Coach driver.

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    Yet ANOTHER Excuse To Use The Word Tossflap!!!! says:

    Vote for Elsby!!!!

    He’s no tossflap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Yates says:

    I’d investigate him but then I’d be investigated

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    Dick the Prick says:

    Gary was brilliant value and I wish him the absolute best – at least you know what you get with him!!

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    QWERTY says:

    I notice that the BBC have been bigging up some crappy report claiming if there were more women on boards of big banks we wouldn’t be in the mess we are now.

    What a shock it’s some fucking Liebour jock mong spouting this crap. Barclays didn’t need bailing out nor did Lloyds… well until Lloyds were forced to takeover a shit jock bank by the one eyed gay mong.

    This is typical of the BBC trying to divert the REAL blame for the mess which is nothing to do with no women on boards (our financial institutes have operated happily for hundreds of years without women) but the failure of McLiebour and Mc fucking gay boy prudence to ensure proper regulation of the city.

    Go back a couple of decades and a portly balding man who drove a Saab would have been your typical bank manager, hardly Mr risk taker.

    Oh and how come Mc fucking Liebour have more female MPs than ever and have got us into more wars than I can remember. Also 99.9% of the dead and wounded coming back from these wars are male. Perhaps if more leftie dykes were in the army they might not be so keen to go around the world starting wars

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    Forward Planning says:

    The labour leadership split the vote bringing their boy in, they knew it would split it and went ahead. Why? They don’t want this election.

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    Dick the Prick says:

    Bit too well qualified is our Gary if the current useless gimps at Vauxhall are owt to go by.

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    Gordon says:

    Will Mr Holborn be removing his mask on QT?

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    Gorgon, the Fucked-Up Funny-Money Fucker says:

    As ah was sayin’ tae ma’ gud fren’ Sir Fred, like him, ah’ knows fuck aboot money anyways . . except hae ta’ fiddle wi’ bullshitty scams and bullshit wuds.

    But nuthn’s ma fult ye un’stn.

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    Father Jack says:

    Drink drink

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    Catflap says:

    I would like to make an advertising pitch for Persil.

    Woman sat on her arse watching daytime telly.
    Man walks in room and asks.
    “Why is my shirt unwashed?I have an important job interview so as we can keep a fucking roof over our head”
    Cut to scene of shamed woman putting shirt in washing machine whilst smug husband looks on.

  135. 135
    barefootcontessa says:

    TH ‘ll be history in one and a bit months’ time.

  136. 136
    The big D says:

    I hope Gary’s posters have improved since last time.

  137. 137
    only twats answer all their own posts says:


  138. 138
    barefootcontessa says:

    Tristram …where are you now, where are you now, oh Tristram?………V Morrison sings for Tristram.

  139. 139
    Cryogenic George Blake says:

    No that was me

  140. 140
    The Acme, Culmination, and Fuoll Orgasmic release of Noo_Lie_Bore after 13 years is. . says:

    Ruined Britannia

    PressClot ennobled

    Gorbals ennobled

    Horseface of Private Plane does fuck all in EUSSR

    Shooty of ShitHeap sees ‘green shoots’

    Udder of Gravy Train builds a mansion


    still . . .

    ‘fings can only get better. . .


    ‘n that

  141. 141
    Stoking the fire says:

    Kin L the b & P are going to walk this. The Pa kistani Tory candidate lives in London and is an ex Belly Dancer. Probably one of dave’s all ethnic female shortlists.

    Go Gary Go!!


  142. 142
    Leftwatch says:

    If their hearts bleed so much why don’t
    they give HMRC a bit extra.

    Call it fairtrade or whatever.

  143. 143
    James Hunt's ghost says:

    I agree.

  144. 144
    barefootcontessa says:

    Is Mandy on the back foot at last? Attacks banker, but gets his figures all wrong.

  145. 145
    My Lord FumbleManyBums of Boys says:

    I know what I get too – or will.

  146. 146
    Yet ANOTHER Excuse To Use The Word Tossflap!!!! says:

    Love it!!!!

    But I doubt any advertising agency would use your idea because the industry is full of pc, coked-up, arrogant tossflaps!!!

  147. 147
    barefootcontessa says:

    How the hell can they get better? You must be an insatiable optimist!

  148. 148
    Cryogenic George Blake says:

    Steve Jones band?


  149. 149
    My Lord FumbleManyBums of Boys says:

    Actually – I don’t see that much – I always come from behind.

  150. 150
    Brave Gary Elsby says:

    Got to say Gary is one Brave Dude. Any and I mean any misdemeanors in Gary’s life will be brought into the light of Day by Gordon’s dirty tricks department.

    Good Luck Gary. You will need it.

  151. 151
    Pol Pot says:

    Cool. I wasn’t gay and lived as a peasant.

  152. 152
    Westminster Windfall Tax on 100% of flipping profits says:

    Just seen the poster launch in Basildon, poster on the side of a transit, very small, not much higher than a car. Labia looking more and more pathetic.

  153. 153
  154. 154
    Tricky says:

    Burger my arse

  155. 155
    Ed Balls, Corgi Registered says:

    Fookin juicy Fawkes, let the fookin carnage commence wiv all haste, if not fooking immjitlee

    Is Tristan a gayist?

  156. 156
    Last of the Summer Wine says:

    Norsheen Bhatti. Is That the Pa kistani equivalent of Nora Batty?

  157. 157
    Gordon Brown stole my pension says:

    That report must have been from some time ago; Cameron’s not been 38 for 5 years.

  158. 158
    City of Vice says:

    I say more power to his elbow! Run, Gary, run!

    Elsby might be a useless twat, but at least he’s Stoke’s useless twat.

    How dare the unelected Mandy foist some out of town useless twat on the good people of Stoke! Tristram Hunt? That’s cockney rhyming slang for something, innit?

    I’m going to need plenty of some beer and popcorn this election. It’s gonna be fun watching Labour implode.

    Hung Parliament my arse….

  159. 159

    Alternatively you could vote for a Muslim bellydancing bit of totty, Norsheen “Kick up the ” Bhatti


  160. 160
    Eggs On Ronnie says:

    Labour:a spade digging it’s own hole

  161. 161
    barefootcontessa says:

    Good for Gary. Put the wind up Mandy. Might split the Labour Party, that would be handy! Anything to put the knife into Newlabour- the extreme right wingers ‘on the left’! Unelected Mandy on the run? What a delicious thought!

  162. 162
    barefootcontessa says:

    He’s a lovely boy!

  163. 163
    One of the many Spode and Wedgewood workers now on the dole says:

    “Would I Fuck that Tristram Chantelle? Would I!!!!
    Its kinda like we need a bit of posh totty up here to remind us of all our China manufacturers who sent all our jobs to fuckin China”

    “Wench, I am Lord Fondlebum of Hartleysjam and I have baggsied him for mineself. Ronaldo is worn out and this one already has a Visa”

  164. 164
    Naked Moron says:

    “I am the heir to Blair,” he said. twice

  165. 165
    barefootcontessa says:

    When are the police going to ‘fess’ up on this one?

  166. 166
    City of Vice says:

    So the good people of Stoke have to choose between a hot looking belly dancer, a deluded local nutter or some Mandy imposed fop, the ‘unmentionable’ party notwithstanding.

    This democracy lark is a bag of larfs, innit!

    My vote would be for the belly dancer. The quality of totty in Parliament is currently pretty thin.

  167. 167
    Yvette Balls says:

    Stealing more NuLabour ideas

  168. 168
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I would also like to use Gary Elsby as a support. I will wear him every day.

  169. 169
    Mad as hell and won't take it any more says:

    or Mike Hunt, in fact any C’unt apart from that Brown C’unt

  170. 170
    Brixton Bwoy.. says:

    Regardless, her batty looks well fit…

  171. 171
    no longer anonymous says:

    Is Lindsay standing for Parliament? I’d campaign for him just for the comedy value.

  172. 172
    barefootcontessa says:

    Are Newlabour revolting?

  173. 173
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Naked Gordon? Did you have to call yourself that? The mental image is ghastly.

  174. 174
    Humph says:

    Davey Camelair

  175. 175
    Gene Hunt for PM says:

    Fuck me Bolly I feel “shit hot” to-day.

    Get yer knickers off an’ I’ll show you how big my majority is

  176. 176
    barefootcontessa says:

    Did Tristram attend that gloriously absurd school Eton I wonder?

  177. 177
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Can’t trust any fucker, concrete pump.

  178. 178
    Gary Elsby, Rejected by Stoke, Rejected by Labour says:

    I don’t like to do this to Tristy, he is such a nice boy.

    But it falls to me to save the city I love from the party-that-must-not-named.

    I am a very serious person.

  179. 179
    Hazy memory says:

    Yeah. Think he banned underwear or summat.

  180. 180
    AC1 says:

    Then post a piccy link…

  181. 181
    barefootcontessa says:

    The story of the demise of Staffordshire pottery is a tragedy.

  182. 182
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Thought you fans were all behind you, Mandelstoat.

  183. 183
    King Chillout says:

    I fucking hope so. I really fucking hope so.

  184. 184
    D L George says:

    I think He was here yesterday (if it’s the same person). He was trying to say He wasn’t mad after repeating all the bull that’s been seen in other blogs.

  185. 185
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I’ve never heard of her. (Expats miss much of the trivia.)

  186. 186
    Joe Stalin Solutions says:

    pass me another sheet of ribs

  187. 187
    AC1 says:

    Socialism is coveting thy neighbours ox.

    Socialism’s compatibility with Christianity is zero.

  188. 188
    Naked Gordon says:

    Gary has been deluding himself for a very long time. To make matters worse he has devoted so much time to working for a party whose ideals, for want of a better word, are a million miles away from his.

    Would be tragic were it not for the fact that he a barking Bedlam bound loony tune.

  189. 189
    Anon as thieves says:

    my heads up esthers rancids arse

  190. 190
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    The NuLiebour Ponzi scheme made me and my friends very,very rich though :)))

  191. 191
    QWERTY says:

    Yes you can make an advert showing men as mongs but not women. Funny because if i drive through my local council estate (trust me it’s not something you want to do) all I see are fat women in crop tops with a fag hanging out their gob and a Costcutter carrier bag full of extra strong cider.

  192. 192
    Gordon Brown stole my pension says:

    Back in 1988, I was was the only man in an O-level Sociology course at night school and the (female) teacher was wittering on about the state of Britain and how it would all be so much better if women were in charge.

    I looked at her and said, “if only we had a woman Prime Minister, eh?”

    She didn’t speak to me again in any of the 3 subsequent lessons I attended.

  193. 193
    Mandelbum says:

    Not telling

  194. 194
    pink oboe says:

    I’d rather line up behind Tristram than Elsby anyday luv.

  195. 195
    Wavy Davy Bullingdon Gravy Loves to eat his Greens says:

    Mr Cameron said: “If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth. Today, I want to tell the British people some uncomfortable truths. There is a price for progress in tackling climate change.”

    Mr Gore praised the role Mr Cameron had played in promoting environmental issues.

    “The fact that both your political parties are competing vigorously to offer solutions is very important,” he told Tory frontbenchers.

    “I can assure you that people around the world really are watching and are appreciating the quality of this debate.”

  196. 196
    QWERTY says:

    Totty is always to be weclomed, so long as they keep their fucking gob shut once they get there.

  197. 197
    Joe Lampton says:

    and fagflaps

  198. 198
    Potter says:

    Fookin Tristram?

  199. 199
    Twistrum Hunt says:

    I’m learning about the gwubby working types and their ways. Uncle Mandy took time off from his comic attempts at smearing people to give me a little talk.

    God I’m a Twistwum Hunt!

    Up the workers!

  200. 200
    Brixton Bwoy.. says:

    There’s a pic in the article linked @ comment 131…

  201. 201
    Lord Crumpet says:

    Obviously good fagging material.

  202. 202
    Dave becomes cool says:

    CCHQ announce that Dave is to be driven around during the election campaign in an Audi Quattro eschewing the usiual limo or campaign bus

    “Labour have done us real favour!” said an unnamed spokesperson, ” Overnight Dave has morphed from Lt Commander Data into the “coolest” guy in Britain…DCI Gene Hunt

  203. 203
    barefootcontessa says:

    Mandy tries to alleviate voters’ fears that they may have to suffer the ruin for another 5 years, if Newlabour get back in.

  204. 204
    Down with Brown! says:

    I’m Voting for Nick Griffin!

    Because he’s a man’s man.

  205. 205
    Stoking the fire says:

    Link is in 131 above.

  206. 206
    Recycling says:

    In 2005 I was in the bog at university wiping my arse on sociology degrees

  207. 207
    Phil's Tampon says:

    Lord Peter Mandleson. The UK’s answer to Bernie Madoff

  208. 208
    Bunting says:

    Another electoral beating at the hands of D Sniffin’s knuckledraggers looms for Gary.

  209. 209
    Old Nick Heavenly (wet dishcloth fuckwit from a non-country) says:

    I’m going Goober Gobbling in my non-country today.

  210. 210
    Gordon Brown stole my pension says:

    I have a pitch for Kellogg’s Frosties.

    Woman and young boy walking around Tesco. Little boy says, “mummy, can we have a box of Weetabix, please?”

    Mummy goes to get Weetabix from the shelf, when a large tiger leaps from behind the cereal boxes, rips her limbs off and bites hard on her head, splitting it.
    Little boy is traumatised, standing over her blood-soaked corpse.
    Cut to close up of tiger staring straight at camera. “Kids, only choose Kellogg’s Frosties, or I’ll kill and eat your mummy.”

  211. 211
    Woman on a Raft says:

    Gary Elsby is an honest man and is in the painful position of recognizing that the party which made him promises in return for his work and his vote really was telling him manipulative lies.

    I’m only sorry he had to waste so many years to learn this. Good luck Gary. Stoke would benefit from an independent MP, and moreover one who has demonstrated the courage to stand in local elections, but please remember “Don’t get fooled again”.

  212. 212
    Anonymous says:

    Normally, I’d wish Gary Elsby what he wishes every Tory, but I’ll make an exception in this case.

    As long as he garners plenty of votes from the official Labour shoe-in, oops, candidate, Tristram Silic-Hunt, I don’t care.

  213. 213
    Gordon Brown stole my pension says:

    That’s probably the best thing for them.

  214. 214
    AC1 says:

    Hunt rhymes with?

  215. 215
    Grandma says:

    How ever much – it won’t be enough to undo the devastation of the Potteries by government neglect and local government incompetence.

  216. 216
    Big Bazongas says:

    Seriously, and no kidding – who the hell is Tristram Hunt, except for being a bloke with a stupid name?

  217. 217
    proper women with proper handles says:

    hear hear

  218. 218
    I Fucking Loathe Tesco says:

    ……..and a back passage jockey par excellence……and a Blair clone social crawler par excellence…..and a creep of mega proportions. Apart from that, he’s a complete turd.

  219. 219

    “Mad as a box of frogs” Gary Elsby? *That* Gary Elsby?

    Jesus, I’d even slip his campaign a fiver for the entertainment value!

  220. 220
    Skipper says:

    try a sackful

  221. 221
    Vote for the Be Nice Party says:

    Why? We are the be nice party

  222. 222
    Anonymous says:

    When its beaten out of them

  223. 223
    Skipper says:

    mandys desperate

  224. 224
    Suicide car bomber for Mr Brown says:

    U mean the gloriously absurd seat of learning wot specialises in excellence?

    Fook me I think he just might have, he couldn’t be a noncy history bummer if he’d attended a state skooll could he really?

  225. 225
    freda says:


  226. 226
    AC1 says:

    It’s amusing that someone who sees national socialists in every imaginary conspiracy should be so regularly beaten by real national socialists.

  227. 227
    D L George says:

    But it falls to me to save the city I love from the party-that-must-not-named.


  228. 228
    bunny says:

    “have absolutely no idea seat”

    Yeah, sounds like Elsby alright.

  229. 229
    no longer anonymous says:

    No, Baiter tried to be funny and failed. Elsby tried to be serious and was funny.

  230. 230
    AC1 says:

    Gordon says:
    April 3, 2010 at 10:33 am

    Will Mr Holborn be removing his mask on QT?


  231. 231
    Socialism has murdered 150 million human beings pride says:

    Dream on Chump

    We are lucky to never have had a Socialist Government.

    Russia, Cambodia, China, etc etc ad nauseum–They had Socialist “Government”.

    The day is coming when you and your kind will pay for the butchery, misery and tyranny you have caused.

    Piss on Socialism.

  232. 232
    no longer anonymous says:

    Elsby was serious and therefore highly entertaining.

    Baiter tried to be funny and was extremely boring.

  233. 233
    Skipper says:

    go to burger ring

  234. 234
    backwoodsman says:

    Nope, our Gary was the real deal. A true case of not having grown out of a seventeen year olds vacuous idealism. And infinitely preferable as a human being, to mcbrides’ nasty little trolls , cutting and pasting rubbish at the tax payers expense.

  235. 235
    D L George says:

    For what it’s worth.

    Postmaster told local posties in Sedgefield district there would be a hoard of election post to sort through this Wednesday.

    We’ve heard this before because of local elections, but, there are NO local elections in Sedgefield this year.

  236. 236
    TosserWatch says:

    she might be a great writer but shes a political airbrain

  237. 237
    TosserWatch says:

    cut to scene of wife shoving shirt and coathanger up husband’s arse

  238. 238
    TosserWatch says:

    well Mandy fucks his figures up about the Barclays chairman and then dear Geoffrey Robinson his financier of old pops up to try and save the day…pair of two faced double dealing lying bastards

  239. 239
    Brown's a Tosser says:

    Just seen the poster on Sky News doing the rounds around Basildon. It does seem a strange choice to run a negative poster that shows your opponent in a good light. Te tories will be loving it as with Saatchi who no doubt will be running a follow up. Hovis advert would be good with Hoon in a cloth cap! Now threre’s a thought.

  240. 240
    bring back gary says:

    you have been sorely missed on here.

    let’s have some more gems gazza!

  241. 241
    Madness says:

    Gary & Tristram are irrelevant. Politics is about to enter a new age and this is a pathetic little sideshow.

  242. 242
    Catflap says:

    Touched a nerve did I love?

  243. 243
    Gordon Brown stole my pension says:

    Five years ago.

  244. 244
    ST says:

    I saw this post on the Guardian’s website

    “The chance to vote for a non PC plain speaking guy who dosent tolerate being smothered by a nanny state, who takes responsibility for his own actions and who just wants results at any cost. Sounds like the perfect PM to me”


  245. 245
    Poor Bloody Taxpayer says:

    Where do we send our potato? Anyone have an address for Gary?

  246. 246
    ST says:

    Suprisingly, the Mirror carries the story but uses and image of Gordon’s ugly mug rather than the poster. I wonder why?

  247. 247
    cant hunter says:

    According to Q. Letts in todays Mail, the sad dwarf Bercow (isn’t he an unfortunate looking man) has ,along with Sally (who will now take private bookings sans hubby), been making himself available to Labour MPs again, and voicing his support in a future Labour leadership election for ……Ed Balls!!! Oh if there is any justice on earth ,then neither of these nauseating odious little creeps will anywhere near Westminster after the next election.

  248. 248
    Unsworth says:

    They always do. They all take themselves so seriously, fucking sandal munchers.

  249. 249
    Unsworth says:

    ‘Great writer’? You fucking bet. How does she compare with, say, Tolstoy?

    She’s one of the intellectual giants de nos jours – at least she believes so.

  250. 250
    hughjend1 says:

    elby’s a fucking nobhound.

  251. 251
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Gary: Why did you only decide you don’t like the Labour party after you’ve failed to get a safe seat? The rest of us knew years ago Labour was crap.

  252. 252
    Unsworth says:

    “The quality of totty in Parliament is currently pretty thin.”

    Plenty of bellies though – male and female.

  253. 253
    I Fucking Loathe Tesco says:

    I say Mandelscum is the unacceptable face of the wanking sector.

  254. 254
    Quattro man takes on Austin Man says:

    Dave’s own advertising Agency could not have done a better job.

    Dave is portrayed as a macho, non-pc, no nonsense hardman who will lead us away from the horrors that new Labour have created. Dave will lead us back to the promised land of milk and honey.

    Well done the Millipedes.

    My only fear is that although publicly they say their poster is the DBs in private they may just realise what a boost it will give Dave and they will Not put it into circulation. No doubt the Tories will be putting posters of 70s Gordon and his clapped out Maxi next to Davi and his sporty Quattro.

  255. 255
    I Loathe Tesco 2 says:

    The fat, brainless fuck from Hull thinks a Ponzi scheme is Mandelscum taking his boyfriend out to buy a new powder puff.

  256. 256

    The comments keep asking who is Tristam hunt..

    Tristam is a working class hero. His family has a long tradition of being coalminers ever since his grandfather purchased the families first mine.
    Tristram’s father was a great philanthropist, looking after the needs of Stoke’s railwaymen and potters by selling them beer from his many breweries.

    Tristram himself has worked hard for the people of Leyton , erm, I mean Stoke, by writing books on Marx and Engels and having them available to borrow from the local library, sadly now closed.

    He is often seen in Stoke,well since last week, where he still wears his Everton scarf left over from when he tried to pass himself off as a local for the Liverpool west seat in 2007. He also wears a fully packed parachute, just in case another safe seat suddenly becomes available.

    Gary Elsby is almost certainly unbalanced.
    But he could not be called a hypocrite. He always made very strong, if typically socialist party screaming mad comments. He deserves at least to have the opportunity to share a platform and debate with the dark Lord’s New-Improved Labour protege.

  257. 257
    Bill O'Bong says:

    One of the nationals ran a story about Two Shags’ eating habits in Chinese restaurants. To save the public from the disgusting spectacle of watching the self-anointed diabetic stuffing himself with every dish on the menu, he sits with his back to the other diners.

  258. 258
    cassandra king says:

    Now why would a life long labour supporter/activist try to get elected by hiding his political affiliation?

    What is our Gazza ashamed of I wonder? Would comrade Gazza be a true indy MP when he has been a lifelong labour supporter, or is it because he knows full well that anything wearing a labour rosette will be getting less votes that the monster raving loony party at the election!

  259. 259

    Address it to:


    It’ll get there, I promise

  260. 260

    Hunt is the son of Lord Hunt of Chesterton, who was leader of the Labour Group on Cambridge City Council in 1972-3. After attending University College School (UCS), Tristram Hunt read history at Trinity College, Cambridge and the University of Chicago, and was for a time an Associate Fellow of the Centre for History and Economics at King’s College, Cambridge. His PhD, Civic thought in Britain, c.1820- c.1860, was taken at Cambridge and was awarded in 2000. Before this, Hunt had worked for the Labour Party at Millbank Tower in the 1997 general election; he also worked at the Party’s headquarters during the following 2001 general election during the 2005 general election he supported Oona King’s campaign in Bethnal Green.

    Hunt was a fellow of the Institute for Public Policy Research and is on the board of the New Local Government Network (2004).

    Turning to biography, Hunt wrote The Frock-Coated Communist: The Revolutionary Life of Friedrich Engels (U.S. title: Marx’s General: The Revolutionary Life of Friedrich Engels), published in May 2009. For the book, Hunt researched at German and Russian libraries and begins with an account of the author’s own trip to Engels, Russia. The biography received a number of favourable reviews, including one from Roy Hattersley, the former deputy leader of the Labour party, in The Observer.[4]

    He is married with one son and a daughter. He lives in Haringey.

    a seat is Parliament is his birthright. These people were bred to rule us, you know.

  261. 261
    Gordon says:

    He should put himself forward for Upyourbumville in Rentboyshire.

  262. 262
    Mdme Defarge says:

    I really want to weep when I read this sort of thing. I have no objection to young Tristram having a marvellous education and making his way in the world…but not as Fabian/Marxist/psuedo working class MP. People are just sick of this stuff.

    Just what does he have in common with people in Stoke -on-Trent? I am sure he did put up a tremendous presentation of himself before t’committee – with his background he’s bound to.

    I remember when Tony Benn took over the very safe Labour seat of Chesterfield from Eric Varley. Benn was a a good MP but the people moved away from hard line Labour and support seeped away until a massive majority was over-turned by the Lib-Dems and is still in their hands. The Tories took over the county council (Derbys) again after 20 years or more. Things change and parachuting such a candidate into Stoke may well be the downfall of Labour in the city…for a long, long time.

    I am sure I would heartily disagree with Gary Elsby’s views but he’s a son of the toil and knows Stoke and its folk so I support Guido’s support to support him.

  263. 263
    barefootcontessa says:

    You get my point.

  264. 264
    Anonymous says:

    They also look like before and after photos. Before and after Stoke I suppose.

  265. 265
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Have a nice one Nick

  266. 266
    Gary Elsby says:

    Thank you for your support. I shall always wear it…

    Apologies to Spike Milligna, the well known typing error, for plagiarising one of his neat lines.

  267. 267
    gurka the mercenary says:

    guido don’t you follow politics?
    This socialist will only split the labour vote and get the BN-P in.
    Do you want that???????????

  268. 268
    50 Calibre says:

    They named an island after one of these blokes.

    I don’t suppose anybody know which one is was?

  269. 269
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    I don’t mind a good old fashioned socialist. I don’t care if I disagree with everything they believe in as long as they believe in something. I can think they are mad without having to hate them. It this load of c*u*n*t*s that I despise as they believe in nothing except feathering their own nests at our expense.

  270. 270
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Already done at 168 Mr Elsby. I first heard it from Eric Morcambe but admit that it does sound very Spike.

  271. 271
    McGroom says:


    Should be the Election Party Poliyical Broadcast for the Tories

  272. 272
    Mandelbum says:

    You called?

  273. 273
    Brown Hater says:


  274. 274
    Mandelbum says:

    You all think I am a topman. I am really a bottom man and have been all along. There, that fooled you! Do you all love me again now, sweetiepies?

  275. 275
    B Wildered says:

    Queue link to candidate standing against Bercow in the constituency where the great train robbery took place.

  276. 276
    God says:

    Well he has got a well-made bum, even though I say so myself.

  277. 277
    B Wildered says:

    I hope not!

  278. 278
    The big D says:

    If Gary wants to do it his way, here is another song to help:

  279. 279
    Ludwig Wittgenstein says:

    Yes, but he just goes to show that the pretty ones are not always the ones with the best brains. I’d fuck him but I would not want to eat him afterwards. As for verbal discourse … forget it.

  280. 280
    Jimmy says:

    “Mandelson in private sees the battle for Labour’s soul as his primary mission”

    I hadn’t realised how close you two were.

  281. 281
    I'll have some of that says:

    I hoped you’d pick up on this Guido – Gary Elsby from Stoke has provided us wth hours of hilarious comment on this and other blogs. Stick it to the posh Hunt Gary….I think you’re nuts, but Tristram Hunt epitomises the rottenness at the centre of our politics. Good luck – hope you turn the “forces of hell” back on the evil bastards.

  282. 282

    Aha! Tom Watson? Exactly how much influence does Mr Watson have over the West Midland Labour Party? Too much, mayhap?


    At least you know where your are with old-fashioned Labourites like Gary…

  283. 283
    King Chillout says:

    there are plenty of us out here who do.

  284. 284
    Snuggles says:

    Yeah I hope Gary gets some support. Nice of the Labour party to parachute in one of Mandy’s old chums isn’t it(Tristan Hunt)?

  285. 285
    Can't remember my moniker says:

    Or his ass!

  286. 286
    Anonymous says:

    It would make more sense if the scorpion was to sting the frog. Try telling it properly next time dipstick.

  287. 287
    Summer_Breeze says:

    Labours housing rules, I’m afraid.
    + All councils must have a number of empty houses available/ or opportunity to rent from private landlords, at any one time, in order to house asylum seekers. Whereupon the new arrivals are given a fully furnished house and even their t.v. licences are paid for.

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    Call me Infidel says:

    Since Twistwam, Elsby and the nationalist party are all socialists. I would think the three way split is more likely to favour the Conservatives.

  289. 289
    Sally Down The Alley says:

    But I am the best person to represent the dirty, smelly, little oiks of the working classes. Arf arf!!!

    Pass the Bolly, Titch.

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    Sucker By Necessity says:

    Notice he’s not smiling because he pulled out his own teeth with pliers when this ‘Government’ decided to do in all the dentists.

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    freda says:

    yawn yawn

  292. 292
    WokinghamChris says:


    “Also 99.9% of the dead and wounded coming back from these wars are male.”

    Yeah, the NuLabia Feministas are having a right laugh, getting all these these white “males” sent out to get killed – so that girls can go to school in Afghanistan.”

    Nice to think that feminists have found a use for men after all – in addition to our alotted roles as sperm banks and walking wallets.

    Personally, I would like to see NuLabia form a brigade of peace-keeping feminists, complete with wodden rifles.

    I can see them having the last word in every argument with the Taliban ….

    before getting blown to pieces.

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    Ratsniffer says:

    Go Gary! Even Pravda Newsnight asked Tristan if ” a middle class public school educated candidate called Tristan was really the right choice for stoke…”

    I wonder why Mandy likes him?

    I’ll support anyone who helps cause even more chaos for labour.

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    Big Vern says:

    Gary, you sounded like an inbred, parochial Hunt on Radio 4, which of course you are. Nobody gives a fuck about Stoke, it’s the biggest shithole in the UK (and that’s against some pretty stiff competition). The fact that you and your idiot spawn have chosen to spend your lives there speaks volumes. I wish you and Tristram all the bad luck in the world, I’m only sad that you can’t both lose. Although… given your previous showing in the local elections perhaps you can. Maybe you’ll hand the seat to the-party-that-cannot-be-named. Just like last time. You fucking mug.

    P.S. In case I forgot to mention it above, you are a Hunt.

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    Lord Rhyming Slang of Chesterton says:

    So presumably not a Toff then

  296. 296
    Grandma says:

    Potters are warm, kindly people sadly let down by national and local government. I left the Potteries area decades ago and I am sad to see what has happened to the City.

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    Yorkie says:

    Labour would sell the nation to hell in order to secure another term on office. It defies belief that anyone would consider them worthy of another term, 000s dead in Iraq, billions lost in the gold self off debacle, millions unemployed, the economy in collapse, taxes set to rise, God help us..

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    Benefits Kulture UK says:

    great to see Elsby back – what a tool

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    LU15ANA Berger says:

    Well if all those men are going over to fight obviously a host of wimmin led by Harriet Harperdaughter would bring instant peace

  300. 300
    LU15ANA Berger says:

    Na na na na na
    I am so grateful to get liver whatever

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    Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby says:

    Support Gary Elsby!
    Gary Elsby would support you!

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    Never Mind Socialism - Think of it as an Ethical Economic Policy says:

    Dream on?
    We live in a country that has a mixed economy and we have a national health service that has probably prolonged if not saved several members of your family.
    All that is left to do now is to nationalise rail and bus networks and nationalise the banks we already own.
    Economies must be protected from vultures like you or else we would be living in anarchy where the devil takes the hindmost.
    Even if David Cameron becomesPrime Minister, which is a very big if, he will not be able to piss without the say so of the Unions.
    The rules of the game have changed, and it is all thanks to the greed and incompetence of the banking sector.
    You capitalists have only yourselves to blame for losing control of the game.
    And you, my friend, are merely crying over spilt milk.

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    London Pastafarian says:

    how should she be punished?

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    Mercian says:

    I thought Gary Elsby was a comic construct like E L Whisty or Kevin Turley, but if he’s real and he’s finally seen the light, he deserves support.

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    Bed Pan Humour says:

    He can wear Ronaldo’s nurse outfit. Now, what happened to him – wasn’t there a BeePee link somewhere that resulted in a high fall?

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    Fred says:

    Now we know why Nu Liebore filth have been forcing schools to teach children buggery for 5 hours a day (at the expense of literacy and numeracy).

    They want to fill parliament with arse-sucking fags, and want the electorate conditioned into sodomites who will vote for shit-stabbers.

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    St George Spits says:

    Which one is which anyway ?

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    Gary their is no labour party - you are living a lie says:

    I respect Elby in his hopes, in his dreams though he is totally delusional.

    He has just found out like all the other MPs on the back benches that Labour does not excist!

    he has been living a lie, swapping socialist values for society destroying anti values – PC.

    he like the rest of the usefull idiots bought into the lie out of sheer desparation hoping t cling to something they falsely believed was socialist.

    all the while they backed the corporate bankers of the NWO, the undemocratic fascists of the EU, the destruction of the working class and their culture and the ethnic cleansing of entire cities!

    The labour party does not exist, the MP and Gary are clinguing to a lie, enabling everything they deep down detest!

    the tories and Labour parties are just a pantimime the corporate bankers, their royal backers and the corporate cartels use to enslave the masses for their own greed.

    Tories – Same!

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    g1lgam3sh says:


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    Cream Knackers! says:

    That picture can’ t be Elsby, he looks almost human?
    Tristam Hunt (bound to become the new ryming slang on the blogosphere) looks like a BBC correspondent, except his views won’t be as left-wing as theirs!

  311. 311
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    That will be $250 a day plus expenses.

  312. 312
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    You’re just narked because Purdey shagged Steed instead of you, you bouffant haired twat.

  313. 313
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    To be fair, some of these ladyboys are very convincing, you’re balls deep in before you realise, and by then you’ve paid, so what the hell? Anyway, it all goes on the union credit card.

  314. 314
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    You wouldn’t want her after Sion Simon’s finished with her.

  315. 315
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    That will be the Ford Quattro will it?

  316. 316
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    He’s the sort of right-on ringpiece who drives a Prius. He’ll never reach Stoke from Islington.

  317. 317
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    I thought Gary Elsby was our private joke, nobody told me he was real.

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    Crusty says:

    Gary Elsby is a fucking twat I remember his loony comments on Boultons Sky blog an absolute Hunt

  319. 319
    Andrew MacKay is a thieving useless cunt says:

    Please explain….

  320. 320
    Rowan Tramp Bastard says:

    There needs to be a new party: the “sodomites and muff suckers”.

    Most of the filth in parliament are evil perverts and an affront to God.

    If there is a revolution, I want the job of burning MPs. I’ll burn the depraved child-buggering filth real slow.

  321. 321
    Anonymous says:

    not so sure OH culd end up thru the letter box of a Mr Robert Williams .

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    Mandywatcher says:

    He’s a good looking boy. Are he and Mandy and item or just good friends?

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    Bring back hanging says:

    Stoke always has been a safe Labour seat. The folks in Stoke were voted 2nd thickest bastards in the country, so there’s no prizes for guessing why they vote Labour. Stoke is also known now as little Paki/Poland – I’ll leave the bloggers to figure out why. You really are hard pressed now to hear a local accent, lrt alone an English one. You get what you vote for!

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    Kiichiro Toyoda. says:

    It is not a question of whether he can reach Stoke in his Prius but whether he can stop when he gets there

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    Anonymous says:

    I must speak out as an Asian member of the local community what is the labour party doing? I complain last week over the selection of Mr Hunt as PPC I was told that my complaint was small and insignificant by a senior labour party official we should win seat as a priority. Well having said that I shall be making a formal complaint to the EHRC over racism by the labour party. There was an Asian man on the shortlist we have been manipulated as a an election tool for Peter Mandleson . We are not bloody sheep

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