Punters Slash Odds, Ed Balls Now Expected to Lose
Right now on Betfair the odds on the Morley and Outwood seat being fought over by Ed Balls (2/5) and Antony Calvert (2/7) slighly favouring the Tory challenger. Guido understands that Balls is cynically trying to shore up his vote in working class areas of the constituency by taking a knuckle draggingly tough line on immigration in leaflets going through letter boxes.
Antony Calvert has raised thousands online from grassroots Conservatives hoping to defeat the UNITE union backed and widely disliked protege of Gordon Brown. Many of those hoping for Balls to provide a “Portillo moment” on election night are Labour MPs…
UPDATE : According to YouFund.Me.uk, Calvert has raised over £6,000 online in the last 7 days with the average donation just over £30. The odds have moved even further in against Balls today, he is now 6/4 versus Calvert at 1/2. Guido did manage to get a few quid on early…
any examples of his leaflets we can have a laugh at?
Will be worth stopping up for………I hope he is emotional !!
So the international socialists are adopting the rhetoric and policies of their “hated enemies” the national socialists for political expediency. What utterly cynical manipulation, these people are vermin, without a single principle in their bodies. Power at all costs, power by any means necessary.
If there is any justice in this world then Balls will lose that seat.
No stronger message could be sent to Liebore than ousting the blinky douche-bag
I bunged this bloke 20 sheets
you should too.
Let us get that muthafucka BALLS out
(See tony on stage at sedgefield – looked like an aged Magnum PI.)
If you want justice then donate to
OLD HOLBORNS ELECTION FUND
http://www.oldholborn.net/2010/03/election-budget-appeal.html
He’ll be roasting Piggies for 5 years if he wins Cambridge.
Why should anybody donate to someone else’s election fund?
Nothing against OH but is this not just another form of troughing off of someone else?
Open or not is it not a serious question that any PPC wanting to have the benefit of a privileged job of being a Member of Parliament should at least pay their own deposit and election expenses? Why do PPC’s seek funding from anyone else, this is why parties are dependent on the unions and big business.
Corruption starts early.
he is a fat fuck Pig
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Well they have got form, lots of it, in stealing from the UK far right!
Do you remember ‘British jobs for British workers’?
Never forget that ZaNuLaBor are Commufascists!
Today McSlug was corrected by the statistics office because he did not provide accurate immigration figures- well that’s a surprise from a party who wanted to change the face of Britain by mass immigration- Brown won’t let you down. I wonder if he and Darling took the immigration figures into account when spinning the budget figures or the amount to be spent on public services? McSlug also forgot to mention he wants Turkey to join Europe so the limited UK taxpayers can feed a few thousand more on the welfare state. He only wanted to talk about non-EU immigration. How about EU immigration and asylum figures on top of the ones he produced? In 2005 anyone who dared to challenge Liebour were tagged a racist, now McSlug wants a sensible debate limiting, I suggest, the evidence that could be thrown at him. Straw, Blair and Blunkett also instigated mass immigration. Bring back Andy Neather who first let it be known what they were up to and how they were going to spin it to the public. No wonder he does not want his opponents to use evidence agianst him. Liebour wanted to change the face of Britain for their own political ends, not to serve the interests of the country. British jobs for British workers- try telling that to the mass unemployed and how you put them out of work McSlug. Brown won’t let you down.
Trust Brown’s judgment: Brown robbed everyone’s pension in 1997 and is now wondering what should be done to finance people in their old age- Brown won’t let you down. Brown sold our gold when it was at its lowest price costing the UK £7 billion pounds- Brown won’t let you down. Brown wanted to change the face of Britain by mass immigration- he now understands the cost to the UK- Brown won’t let you down. Brown improperly financed the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, thousands of people lost their lives because Brown did not provide enough money. Brown’s denied this in complete contrast to the evidence of military chiefs. He then realised he did not fund the wars properly and wrote to confirm he was wrong- Brown won’t let you down. Brown is the one who was given a good economy and now it is bankrupt- Brown won’t let you down. Brown still claims for a second home that he does not have, brown won’t let you down. Brown recently told the country- I won’t let you down. He cannot be trusted. Brown has let you down for 13 years, it is time for change, vote him out.
swing required would be almost 11%
Oh, that would so sweet!
Just thinking about Ed Balls losing his seat makes me so excited that a little bit of wee comes out.
Balls is up against the BNP. Morley has the only BNP councillor elected to Leeds City Council. (And whilst we’re on the subject of Leeds City Council, is there a fag paper of a difference between lefty Andrew Carter’s policies and the Labour lot that preceded him? I think not.) Everyone is missing the point – it doesn’t matter whether Labour or Tory wins Morley and Outwood – the UK will get the same Fabian/Marxist/pro-EU policies for another five years.
I am very keen on “swings” and I think that there will be a lot of surprises come election night and Ed Balls will be one of them
BALLS FALLS
I’m all for seeing that fat c*nt swinging on a rope. Add his mentor as well and I might just have to mess my pants.
I do believe that they are actually B and P leaflets with the letters “B and N and P” scribbled over and the word labour written in in crayon!
http://tinyurl.com/yklbq4k
I don’t think that’s clever or funny. For a start, the ‘canned’ laughter idea has been lifted straight from the compilation of Gordon’s hilarious YouTube ‘dancing’ video.
Now, what would you do if it was Cameron in the pic?
“I propose to cancel the taxes of millionaires and make up the shortfall from everyone else – Vote For Me”?
Blair?
Oh, you mean this fella…
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/24/article-1038261-02101CF000000578-843_233x377.jpg
I will put a bottle of 85 Krug on ice on election night just in case Balls gets the boot!
Does anyone else find it ironic that as Gordon Browns tells us immigration is really good for jobs, Ed Balls has to assure his constituents it’s not!!
http://whogoeshome.co.uk/?p=561
hAVE A LAUGH AT THIS:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/9012231@N08/4153545052/
Always wondered, now I know: R.N.I.D. stands for ‘Royal National Institute for the Desperate/Disgusting/…
Hmmm, how the fuck are they going to use the phone when they’re deaf?
What a F*****g Hoon
Not just a Hoon, but an utterly repugnant tossflap.
Here’s hoping the tossflap gets kicked out.
Fucking tossflap.
I like your style, Tossflap.
He can take his f**king Mrs with him too.
Do you mean Yvette Fucking Cooper?
No, Yvette Ball-Scooper
Castrate the Brownites. Remove the Balls.
Balls is a Hunt!
Balls went on TV under the influence of coke on Marr on Sunday.
For once I am in full agreement with you Engineer.
Guido, I think it is time for for you to re-post the photo of Ed Balls the Bilderberg fascist wearing a Nazi uniform.
Ed Balls is the heir to the unelected dictator Gordon Brown.
The fascist Ed Balls must die for our democracy to live.
what a coincidence I was just reading that on the mail.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1062940/I-obeying-orders—Schools-Secretary-Eddie-Balls-dressed-German-officer.html
‘EDTHEBALL!!! ‘EDTHEBALL!!! (phweee-tweet) (squit) ONTHE’EDSAHN!
If reports are to be believed then even a ‘Portillo-ed’ Balls would still be able to serve in an interim hung parliament.
And the leering fuck would love rubbing our noses in it.
Surely not? A hung parliament still only has one member per seat?
Quite so, but the *government* won’t be required to have won their seats, or indeed, any seats. The “continuity” plans over-ride piddling little things like elections to ensure that the people running the country remain the same.
It’s the right thing to do.
SERIOUS ISSUE WARNING!!
The fact that Dave is a distant relative of the Queen will be a massive disadvantage to them if there is a hung Parliament. The Monarchy being hellbent on self preservation will do anything to avoid being partisan towards Dave. in short they will overcompensate by allowing brown anything he asks for. The alternative is Labour will turn on the Monarchy and accuse it for standing up for its blood kin. i appreciate he is a fifth cousin twice removed, but it is a degree of relationship which is documented and in the public domain.
The only way to forestall this problem is for all parties to immediately demand that the Cabinet Office, The Palace and NO10 immediately publish the guidelines they will be operating under!
The Queen will behave perfectly, as always. She will not be involved in any controversy. Cameron is the leader of one of the major parties. He will get his chance if he deserves it, relative or not.
Guns Get Shit Done
There’s a theory that Brenda has helped the lad out through his career and I say bloody well done ma’am. Now if she could just ask one of her officers to pop a few bullets in some Labour MP’s heads I think we could all retire for Pimms and cucumber sandwiches over a lovely summer.
Dick the P***k
Sir, I was going to call you out, for having referred to our Dear Queen in a most un-becoming way. However, from the rest of your post, I think that, given a little education from someone like me, in more courtierly ways, you could be an asset: anyone who thinks that popping a few bullets in some Labour M.P.s’ heads is a good idea, is, by definition, a good bloke.
…and should that fail to work McSlime’nSlug would have enough postal votes and rigged ballots boxes in reserve to ensure he and the eunuch BBBalls stayed in power.
OK according to the newspapers:
According to (conveniently) newly “discovered” laws, Minister’s of state could remain ministers of state in a coalition Government IF a hung Parliament fails to create a new Government.
So, IF the tories win most seats in a hung Parliament, but do not give in to all the SNP’s Lib-Dem’s, Plied Cumry’s socialist and corporatist demands, then they will all refuse to form a Government with Cameron. If this situation is not remedied in a few weeks, then Brown’s old cabinet stays in power (even if The Ministers in it have lost their seats in the election) for the good of the nation and the economy and to support the value of the pound.
This, of course, ignores the fact that Brown’s government has seen the pound devalued by 30% already.
The laws also are there to prevent the Queen from shutting Parliament and calling a fresh election.
This also allows for the civil-contingencies act to be enacted as an extra measure if Gordon Brown believes it to be required too.
This is NOT a charter for the stabilisation of Government. It is a fascist dictator’s charter. This is leading us down into a totalitarian dictatorship akin to a banana republic.
Anyone for Civil War???
This country doesn’t work that way. It will be sorted out behind the scenes, one way or another.
Bagehot, unfortunately you are living in a different country to the one I inhabit. The old mores and standards have been thrown against the wall along with the Nokia. The senior Civil service is no longer impartial and will not insist on fairplay. Daves kinship to the Queen will count against him. The whole situation is a nightmare!
This country doesn’t work that way
Ever opened a history book? Yes, it does work that way. We’ve been in a brief coupla hundred years of stability, more or less. But this is a volatile place. We fight vicious bloody wars over issue of principle, succession, detailed treaty. We’re not pissy pushovers, we’re not dull drones, we’re not sodding SHEEP.
This is the England of Cromwell, Kipling, Churchill and Orwell, not Blinky fucking Balls and Dale Winton. Brown is seriously misjudging this country – Dave too. All those bastards are pushing their luck.
Im up for civil war. We’d be better of without Labour scum
It does under Liebore Bagehot.
The proles will all be too busy watching strictly so no chance of a grassroots uprising against our political masters.sorry.
As far as I know, the Queen will ask the party with the largest number of seats to try to form a Government. If they don’t manage to stitch up a deal, she’ll then be obliged to ask the next largest party to see if they can form a Government. But I honestly don’t think it’s going to come to that, unless the Tories screw up magnificently during the campaign.
I suspect the “support the pound” argument will die on its arse in the event of a failed coalition following the election of a hung Parliament as all and sundry ran away to minimise their risks.
Cue the straightforward dictatorship.
It is also the country of Eastenders, X factor, Relocation Relocation and Come Dine With Me, trust me the plebs will never get off their arses for civil war.
Lord Fondlebum, Lord Apenis, Baroness Scotland come to mind, and not a seat between them. Arise Lord Balls, Lord Chancellor of the Exchequer.
No.In theory the PM could still sit in the Lords-but not the Chancellor of the Exchequer.
Alec Douglas Home was PM for a number of days after he renounced his peerage and before he was elected to the Commons. Quite incredible when you think about it. Off course had he not won his by election he would immediately resigned as PM
As a Minister Balls would indeed still be a Minister whether he was elected or not. Ministers and Prime Ministers are servants of the Crown and can continue in office(as would the Labour Government) until dismissed by HMQ or if the Prime Minister hands in his seals of office to the Queen.It is tradition in modern times that firstly the Prime Minister must be a member of the commons(not Lords) and that they should command a majority in The House with or without support from other parties and only if defeated on their Queens Speech which is effectively a Vote of Confidence must they resign and the Queen would then send for the leader of the opposition and offer him an opportunity to try and form an administration.If he failed the Queen would then endeavour to get all parties to form a coalition interim government for a set time limit say 12 months max and then grant another dissolution. She would not immediately grant a Dissolution should parties be unable to agree amongst themselves but would detrmine it not in the national interest to do so and would command that they endeavour to try again for consensus.If they could not obtain a consensus then SHE would grant a Dissolution but in that event….God help us all
dont believe the internet polls..there will be no hung parliament..byby balls
What if Farrage beats the Hoon Bercow. When the commons re-convenes it wont have an agreed hoon to be speaker. Labour would make merry with this and unse proccedural wrangles to delay for ever any votes of confidence in the commons!
Sir Peter Tapsell would take the chair as Father of the House (the current Father, Alan Williams, is retiring at the next election).
excellent news!!!!!!!!
Other things……… Old Holborn’s election campaign is well worth a fiver to upset the apple cart…..
http://www.oldholborn.net/
Please God, let the fat sweaty fucker lose by a country mile.
Or 2 votes
God no – a country mile, I want there to be no mistake in his mind that a huge majority of his constituents hate his guts.
Good point.
Also narrow win puts us in recount country – Chads
Make it a bigger number. Hitler will ask for a recount – did he have 1 or 2 balls?
Couldn’t have put it better myself, Charles!
Guido,
How much has Calvert actually raised then?
On his website it just looks like £1,254….. clearly it is more than than that….
well that’s almost thousands
I’ve paid my due – bring on the election night eviction, oh yes – BALLS OUT.
Well I couldn’t give a sh*t, but Balls is a target looking for a missile.
Agreed. He is the man that even a pacifist would like to exterminate.
We are missing an idiot
I’m over here!
Fuck off, you can keep the lying Labour scumbag.
Power to the village people
And he has a lovely smile.
The sort you could never get tired of punching.
You cant get me i’m part of the union.
My noose doesn’t care about you, nor your repugnant Union.
i wuz edukatd here so i dont no wot u min
No, not a noose; handcuff one of his ankles to the back of a car and drive it around the M25 v e r y s l o w l y. 1st gear with the engine on idle-revs, mostly, although you’d have to speed up a bit going up Reigate Hill.
People could bet on how many junctions you could pass before his screams fade away.
If by chance he survives, do a lap on honour.
can I run my tracked bulldozer over the remains?
I like that suggestion.
I’ll also be invoicing for wear and tear on the car, and mileage at 40p per mile.
just a length of piano wire and a lampost. Twang !!!!
A bj from a 64 yr old???
Conservativehome dropping little crumbs re Labour party stalwarts and their links to kiddy fiddling – no mention of Operation Ore yet .
This is strictly Jack Straw cover up territory.
BlackJack is too canny to get involved in something that serious.
Err, no actually. I foresee a longtime in clink for the Strawman, when he is eventually caught by a proper copper.
Are you serious?!? Jack Straw? What makes you think that?
Are you serious? Proper Copper? Extinct ca. 1959, surely!
Can he claim back the Council Tax for staying there too?
Come on give us a clue.
How do you do that non-denial denial trick again?
It’s all about individual freedom and the right to express oneself.
Didn’t Norman Tebbit ask questions in the HofL recently about why the Dunblane report is subject to a 90 year non-disclosure period?
http://www.epolitix.com/latestnews/article-detail/newsarticle/tebbit-queries-100-year-rule-on-dunblane-files/
I’m still waiting for the first MP or Lord to stand up in their House and quip:
‘You know, given that we are such a bunch of fucking sociopaths and the prevalence of murder, rape and child abuse in the population as a whole is not insignificant, why is it that we are so under-represented in the crime statistics? Something just doesn’t add up!’
At the time of Dunblane I assumed that the reason Hamilton legally held such firearms was on the basis that Scots law on the subject was radically different .I was wrong.That the records are sealed and that a D Notice was imposed suggest there is indeed something to hide.
Nah. The law on Section 1 Firearms in Jockistan was the same as in England – still is with minor differences.
At the time there were a lot of questions being asked about the failure of the local constabulary in failing to revoke his certificates… more here.
More like a collective arse-covering exercise rather than anything more sinister.
Just like the wee lass Hollie Grieg.Och the new
Aye and the good Mr Purcell was only buying talcum powder North o’ the border as well.
Not to mention the extreme rapidity with which a certain senior Scottish Labour minister involved with the issue of the firearms licence was whisked out of the country into an anonymous role at NATO, never to be seen again.
This happened at the exact time the D Notice was applied, but I’m sure that ws just a coincidence
Wee Alan Milburn went on leave at the same time.Och the new
Bergen.If you google my title you will find who signed Hamiltons certificate.
Huzzah! The champagne is already on ice……………
How can you possibly afford champers.
He paid for it with projected future growth.
Bollie?
don’t talk dirty!
Thanks….Your comment just made me LOL. You eeenglieeesh really know how to speak. A thousand blessings on your camels.
How is your patient doing Doctor. Any news on the Libyan cancer cure and when it will be available in the shops!!
Oh fine fine, thanks for asking!
I can’t imagine anything would make me happier on Election night than to see Balls chucked on the scrap heap (….well except perhaps a BJ from Joanna Lumley)
Are you a Gurka?
Absolutely Fabulous.
Yeah sweedie!
I understand she’s partial to a small ghurkin
I’m sure the Postal Votes will save Mr Balls, it’s not as if Labour have previous in the matter
In my Pack of cards he is the Ace Of Clubs. I want to see the f*cker unemployed.
And Brown?
Ace of Spades of course. I would like to see him dead.
I would prefer to see Brown exiled in shame to a far flung Jockish island to be a hemit for the rest of his days.
He can take Balls as his sidekick.
There are a few people in Dunblane who would like to take him for a walk in the woods.Och the new
Carpe Diem. Lets see the f*cker on YouTube swinging on a rope like NL. did with Sadam.
What could Balls possibly do in enforced retirement?
A hot Housed Brownite shite, a career politician (spit) and total tosser.
He’d simply revert to being a SPAD for Brown.
Tw@t!
Slimy Perverted Antagonistic Drone.
You can say one thing for him, he’s a first class bully!
Then Brown would have a back-bench labour MP in a safe Welsh seat killed just so Balls could get in in the immediate by-election. Either that or Brown would have Balls made a Lord, like he did Mandelson.
I am coming around to the thought that only a most violent death could stop these foul traitors and anti-British extremists in the labour party.
Oh yes. That would make many people not inconsiderably pleased.
not as good a laugh as you provided us with John but a laugh all the same
My balls would be unemployed if it wasn’t for Mandy..
Brown could be Bliars bagman. could you see them cosying up on the red eye from Gatwick to JFK.
Scum like Balls will not stay unemployed for long. He will waltz straight into a non job in the EU or more likely a lucrative job in Quangoshire. The contacts have already been made and the deal sweetened with government money. You wait and see.
Couldn’t have put it better myself.
We’ll see, we’ll see.
Well, the job in Westminster isn’t quite finished yet, until the last whining little git is kicked out, and then we have the lords… can’t bloody wait!
I had however hoped that the gravy train route to Brussels had dried out and that there will be no repeat of a nice little earner. I can’t see any properly elected (!) politician sponsering the likes of Balls & Co. into a job for life.
Was Balls not ‘parked’ in a fake, labour-financed, so-called charity while waiting for a seat – the Smith Institute?
Not a chance – he’ll ooze his way into something well paid within days of the election.
He’ll be made a Lord and sit alongside Mandy in the upper house!
Sickening isn’t it!
LOL Mandy will destroy him if he is. Once he’s from under Broon’s protective wing the gloves will be off.
Fondlebums and Balls has a certain ring to it.
but he would rapidly find a job as a researcher for charity. Remind me what his going rate was for the Smith Institute.
Nothing wrong with a ‘ Knuckle draggingly tough line on immigration ‘ except of course Balls will be lying!
No wonder McMental wants a consensus on Immigration, he’s looking after his ballbag-carrier or a scrotum-carrier is it!
If thats the way it is then I am going to deport myself
If you believe the above odds, get yourself over to paddy power.
they still rekon 7/4 conservative.
Sad to read in todays Mail of the demise of Guido’s old boss David Hart.
We need a man like that to take on the Marxist Trots of Unite and RMT
Arschloch !!!
If I am ousted, Gordon will just ennoble me and I will be sitting next to Mandy !!
Lord Balls of Bullyingthem !!
At least you’ll still have the uniform!
Oh fuck!
I’ve just thought of something – in this “continuity” government McScum is planning, will the faux PM of the day be able to appoint peers? You can appoint a lot of vermin to the ermine in 18 days….
Probably not. Apparently no major decisions can be made during this time. It’s purely about obtaining a majority. Brown can drag it out, but it won’t be long before some establishment smoothy has a quiet word.
They will test to destruction the expression”major decision” Shall we nuke Russia? probably not. Create 200 Gobshite Labour peers, just a small bit of admin!!
Its no accident I think that Ermine is the fur of a Stoat, also known as the Short-Tailed Weasel.
not if you’re british.
Ferret?
no thanks. already got a couple. no room left.
? You’re supposed to smoke it.
Are dreams made of this?
Let’s hope the bookies are right on the nose.
Unfortunately, Whelan, Unite, The forces of Hull and a few thousand postal voters will try their best to beat the ‘nasty Tory’ and no doubt try to smear and bully him.
My fingers are all cramped filling in all these Postal votes
Not forgetting the BBC of course.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1261067/How-Gordon-Browns-podcast-turned-immigration-rise-fall.html
Poor old edballs is between a rock and a hard place isn’t he?
On the one hand he’s trying to win over the vote in his constituency by taking a hardline on immigration and on the other there’s gordon trying to convince us all that immigration isn’t out of control and in fact it’s falling. As always gordon’s statistics are either made-up or distorted.
In any case Nell, the dye is cast. They’re all over here already, thanks to the distorted, warped, and deliberate planning of Newlabour.
If we British have been ethnically cleansed from many of our towns and cities then so can the immigrants.
Stop immigration, start repatriation!
A man with a clear vision
There are still 80 million muslims left in Turkey, and EU Dave is hoping to import them.
Odd silence from the barking uaf dog, lately… been bought to heel by its masters, has it?
Between a rock and a hard place, that reminds me of the joke about gelding ranch style, dig a trench, lie flat on your back with a brick in each hand until the unsuspecting animal wanders across into range and then, slam!.
…..and it doesn’t hurt at all. Unless you catch your thumbs twixt the brix….
Gordon got the figures wrong with regard to the armed forces funding, he’s now got the figures wrong on immigration. It beggers belief that he was chancellor for over a decade. No wonder this counry is in such a fucking mess. Get this bastard out. Don’t waste votes on other parties who have no chance of holding government. A vote for any other party other than conservative is a vote for Brown.
03/06/10.
On this day a Tory landslide.
Didn’t you hear. There’s going to be no election. Gordon’s decided he doesn’t want one after all.
Yup, we’re having this dumped on you….
http://en.allexperts.com/e/e/en/enabling_act.htm
Main article: Enabling Act (Nazi Germany)
In the United Kingdom
Although there was never an enabling act in the United Kingdom resembling the one in Nazi Germany, the idea of an enabling act has been advocated by prominent British politicians.
In the 1930s, both Sir Stafford Cripps and Clement Attlee advocated an enabling act to allow a future Labour government to pass socialist legislation which would not be amended by normal parliamentary procedures and the House of Lords. According to Cripps, his “Planning and Enabling Act” would not be able to be repealed, and the orders made by the government using the act would not be allowed discussion in Parliament.[1] Cripps also suggested measures against the monarchy, but quickly dropped the idea.[2]
One parliament does not bind another.
‘Enabling’ legislation may be invoked to ease the passage of laws through parliament, but should it seek to perpetuate itself by the repeal of the Parliament Acts re. Elections, then it’s into civil war country.
Parliament was effectively born out of civil war and the assumption by ‘force majeure’ of the royal prerogative (sovereignty in the English and Welsh case, with the later addition of Scotland and eventually Ireland to the settlement).
So we can have a referendum on membership of the foul fascist EU.
Tory liars.
Not that we need and enabling act with the Civil Contingencies Act 2004 conveniently stashed away…
@237 and 265 above, thanks.
I don’t trust Brown, his bully boys or his Forces from Hell one inch.
Civil War here we come…..
The books are stacked with enabling acts. You haven’t been paying attention, naughty voters.
If Balls loses the YouTube replay count of his “Portillo moment” will be in the millions. I can’t wait!
I have donated to Calvert’s campaign. It will be worth every penny to see Balls unseated. At least, Portillo went with grace. Little Ed will stamp his feet and skweem and skweem. And cry, hopefully.
Donated £10, a good investment I’m sure to a local lad rather than a slimy non-Tyke who takes our good West Yorks people for granted!!
What are all these donations used for? You can’t even buy a potential supporter a pint!!
Bye Bye Balls – Just donated another £250 quid
EVERYBODY hates Bullyboy Balls…..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_8313000/8313781.stm
I see the BBC is still going on about the Poll Tax riots on its front news page.
Do you think they evil soialist scum are trying to peddle a subliminal message there?
socialist socialist socialist ffs
I seem to remember the Poll Tax-community charge was incredibly popular among those who didn’t riot. but nobody listened to them. Most of the non payers were Labour voters who as usual wanted something for nothing! If the Conservatives had had any guts they would have toughed it out instead they sacked their leader. Country has been crap ever since!!
Yes, 115, the Poll Tax was very popular amongst those who would actually pay. But labour and the SWP managed to mobilise the great unwashed and the uninfomed. But, and this is worse, Maggie was being advised by the toe-rag Hesseltine – who later stabbed her in the back – and he persuaded her to let him change things to Council Tax. And there, for those who need the fucking history lesson, was born the 17.5% VAT: the extra 2.5% was the sop to buy off the supporters of the PT.
All that was ever worng, if I may continue the history lesson, was that a great idea was screwed up, mainly by civil servants with an axe to grind, during implementation. That was a cock-up.
Fortunately, Hezza never profited from his back-stabbing.
Yes, the fairest tax ever. FAIREST. Got that Gordon?
It was in the 87 manifesto, the commie turds had their chance to get rid of it then, but the country flicked the V’s in their direction.
And I will be encouraging everyone I know to email the Youtube link to Bollox’ Portillo moment, both to him and that ugly tranny he is usually accompanied with…
Balls v Allen. Peter Allen wins.
Jesus, I thought you wrote ‘Balls vs Alien’ for a sec. There’s no guarantee Alien would win against Balls.
Balls really is a Hunt of the first order
Christ! Balls is a repulsive c’unt.
Peter Allen did quite well, there. I didn’t think 5L had any spine left.
In Liebourspeak, TELLING THE TRUTH = TALKING THE COUNTRY DOWN.
Labour (and Mervyn King) talking the pound down since August 2007, and no one has picked them up on it, about time someone did.
God, he is SO awful!
I remember listening to that on the radio as I drove home from work, in open mouthed disbelief at Ed Balls. He has got to be the biggest c’unt to ever get into politics, and that is going some. If anyone deserves to lose their seat, it is Ed Balls. What a complete tosser.
she don’t need the independence,she needs a brick in her bag
For someone that wants to ‘hang the bastards’ you seem to be giving the bastards quite a lot of money. Unless you think the Tories are going to be less sleazy, corrupt and generally incompetent? How short some people’s memory can be- but keep those notes coming, both parties need morons like you to keep jamboree going. Hang the bastards aka give the bastards lots of money.
The Bastards I am referring to is this corrupt Labour government that has systematically destroyed this great country, given it up to Europe and have feathered their own nests !
Why are Newlabour such bullies, and so bad mannered? Prescott last night butting in and shouting, Ed Balls talking over anybody in sight, Mandeslime positioning himself at the front and trying to block out anybody near him. Even Darling has started hectoring and throwing himself about. Is it because they were raised in the gutter? or were they just not brought up ‘right’?
I blame the parents.
That is how socialists win their arguments. It is in their genes.
The aptly named Chris Huhne is just as bad. What a rude cu*t!
Don’t invite them round for dinner again.
They’ve all been on the same training course.
It’s just the way of the majority of lefties. They know they can’t win an argument by the use of reason, logic and facts; so they use bullying, intimidation; then threats and violence. The right is far too polite when dealing with their thuggish tactics.
With Balls gone from the government Cooper-Balls wont have to worry about getting caught sucking off journalists !
Was it Andrew Roberts off the Telegraph?
Come on give us a clue.Andrew Marr ?
Have i missed something?.
I’ve heard these rumours about Yvette Cooper and a journalist.
Is there ‘owt in it?
Was the journalist Roger Boyes?
I heard it was the Telegraph too!
Come on give us the name ?
I heard it was a Telegraph Pole.
What a horrible thought….that’d be like getting one off your brother!!!
Fandabadozi!
Hi Liam…
Next time you see that lying bag of fermented camel shit,Ed..could you please tell him he will be the fuckin’ jam on the toast of Labour,when it’s served up early on May 7th.
Thank you.
Yours sincerely.
Lets get the scriptwriters of ‘Coronation Street’ to free Gail Platt/macintyre and get her to take in Gordon Brown as lodger!
Surely Gail Platt has had to cope with enough already.
If balls looses his seat perhaps he could donate his pumped up eyes to the Hadron Collider project. I would love to see them explode.
Wicked humour 74.
“Dopey Dawn” Butler, the thickest MP in parliament apart from David Lammy, has been caught trying to smear her opponent Sarah Teather. You’d think Dopey Dawn would have learned from being caught out conning Obama into signing that letter, wouldn’t you?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/7539669/MPs-expenses-Sarah-Teather-and-Dawn-Butler-row-over-smear-campaign.html
I’ve met Dawn Butler. She really is as thick as shit but she’s completely self-obsessed and thinks she’s fucking wonderful. Fact is, she’s only there because she’s the right colour.
Sadly, for her constituents, she’s just too thick to realise she’s thick.
She genuinely believes she’s a sharp thinker, silly sod.
She knows there is 24 hours in the day
You are so right. It is unbelievable. Mostly because it’s a load of bollocks.
Liverpool region Tory councillor suspended over anti-gay jibe
http://www.clickliverpool.com/news/local-news/128581-liverpool-region-tory-councillor-suspended-over-anti-gay-jibe.html
IT’S ABOUT FUCKING TIME THE MORE VOCIFEROUS AND IN-YER-FACE GAYS PUT A SOCK IN IT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE THEY PROVOKE A BACKLASH AGAINST THE REST OF US WHO JUST WANT A QUIET LIFE.
I wonder what is worse; smearing an opponent or calling someone limp wristed?
Sounds like case for Harry Hill……..FIGHT.
What’s wrong with limp wristed boys?
Over reaction by the Conservatives.
Prescott was allowed to punch a voter in the face and get away with it, and a Conservative councillor is suspended for describing Labour campaignbers as “Limp wristed boys”.
Fuck it.
My mind is made up, I am not going to vote for the gay conservatives; I’ve seen enough.
The way that democracy ought to work is that when somebody stands for public office, it is the electorate who decide whether they agree with what the candidate / officeholder says, and not the party leader.
If the Conservatives are going to expel everybody who does not take an oath of loyalty to the homosexual fan club, they are going to have very few members left and get very few votes.
Tolerance is not one sided; it has to work both ways.
Scousers haf no sense of humour like la!
The Guardian says that Gordon Brown doesn’t have to resign as prime minister even if he loses the next election.
So that’s that sorted then.
Don’t be so sure about that, pal…..
If Gus O’Donnell says Brown can keep his job even if the Tories win most seats, then that’s it, five more years of Brown it is.
Er, not quite.
As the incumbent PM Brown has first dob in a hung parliament. But he won’t get long, and if he can’t do it he’ll be out.
It was the case that the leader of the party who won most seats had first crack at forming a coalition government. Why has Gus O’Donnell now decided to change this to allow Brown to stay on even if he comes second to Cameron in seats won.
The one thing that will get the Tories out in droves is the thought of Brown leading a hung parliament having lost the popular vote. I’m sure the military might be watching carefully too, they are Tory you know. I think it will be the naughty step for Gay Gordon and his band of rear end socially engineered misfits.
Radio 5 reported on a ‘secret deal’ being struck between the Lib Dems and Labour to form a coalition in the event of a hung parliament, even if the Conservatives win the most seats.
Current polls indicate that is the most likely outcome.
how come people believe what radio5 says all of a sudden
Perhaps people believe it because neither Labour nor the Lib Dems have denied it?
Dave needs to nail those limp wristed liberal boys Clegg, Cable and Huhne to confirm that under no circumstances would they do a deal with Brown Liebore in event of a hung parliament to form a LibLie coalition.
On the presumption that they won’t make such a commitment then they can trumpet quite truthfully that a vote for Libs is a vote for the One Eyed Scottish Cu*t!
Too late. The deal’s been done. Clegg, Huhne, Cable, Hughes etc have agreed to go into coalition with Brown even if the Tories win the election with more seats than Labour but not enough for an outright majority.
Clegg and Brown have done the deal already. It’s going to be a seventies style Lib/Lab pact if there’s a hung parliament.
Why do you think the military have been packed off in their thousands to wars we should have nothing to do with on the other side of the world?
I don’t really think we want the military getting involved in politics; this isn’t Cuba or Venezuela! Anyway, they’re all in Afsponistan.
I have some pretty useful lads that can be mustered if necessary…
To be honest, they’re already champing at the bit.
Without a vote in the GE !!!
If brown loses he has the choice of leaving by his own free will or being removed from no10 with extreme prejudice.
Oh Yea? Vote Tory. We don’t want a hung parliament, although a hung Gordon et al wouldn’t be so bad.
The quality of trolling has dropped right off. They clearly can’t get the staff in the bunker these days.
Nah, that’s Old One Eye himself doing some micro managing by posting direct. He doesn’t have a great sense of humour, does he?
That’s because i performed a humourectomy on Gordon to make room for his ego.
Did you also perform his charisma bypass?
I presume the humour was black bile? I hope you let it out through trepanning.
Yes the standard has well and truly dropped, at least the old bunch of assorted misfits and trolls could make you laugh.
Who would want to work for them?
Face it, long hours, minimum wage, scripted Q&A`s / talking points, flying Nokia`s, threatening and abusive employers and a six week contract.
Hardly inspiring is it?
What are the odds of one day seeing Gordon Brown being tried for the ethnic cleansing of his own people ?
I think they just got a lot shorter.
Gordon Brown, Tony Blair, and the architects of the plan to flood the country with millions of Africans and Asians: Barbara Roche, Jack Straw, and Margaret Hodge.
EDL versus UAF, but who’s the hardest?
There’s only one way to find out…..
FIGHT!!!!!!
It’s now claimed on the PNB’s website that fewer than half of live births in England are to native Britons. If true, and it’s all duly referenced, then we are on the way out of our island regardless of what happens with immigration. Those who would breed us out are already here procreating at our expense. Can’t blame them. After all, a nice big flat for the 5 – 6 kids paid for by whitey is much better than a cardboard box in Nairobi, Lagos, Mogadishu……..
Is there any truth to the rumour that Labour MPs are amongst those who have donated to Antony Calvert’s campaign fund?
Yes.Andy.X
in what way is this justice?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/mar/31/g20-police-sergeant-cleared-baton-charge
does this mean we can punch our local MP and get away with it?
“Smellie said he mistook a carton of orange juice and a camera in Ms Fisher’s hands as weapons when she approached from his “blind-side”.”
I’m surprised she didn’t get arrested for ‘racism’.
Or Homophobia
Justice? When has that had anything to do with the courts?
It is them and us old fruit. Politicians, Judges & Co. vs The Rest.
Quite right too. The Police were defending liberty from violent extremists.
However I question why this corrupt government put them in the position to defend their incompetent handling of the economy in the first place.
Bravo Smellie.
She was told to stay back and she didn’t. Are our police on these lines required to ask for a statement of intent when some idiot wants to have a go. She is lucky that she wasn’t demonstrating in:
France
Germany
Holland
Greece
Spain
Portugal
China
India, etc etc.
It’s funny how, at the same demo, half a dozen ‘demonstrators’ were allowed by the police to smash bank and shop windows with impugnity while dozens of cameramen and reporters filmed it for that night’s news programmes, but some young woman who got a bit mouthy was whacked with a truncheon.
Meanwhile some poor sod who was wandering home from work was attacked for no reason by the police and died.
Funny That.
Get some in you twat.
Smelly was tried infront of a judge without a jury.WTF
Something stinks and its not just smelly.
It was only Common Assault in a Magistrates Court. This charge would have been preferred because it would have been easiest to prove. A conviction would have meant the end of this officer’s career……… for what McDoom’s photo opportunity with Omaha Beach?????? It was deliberate to get rid of him.
The IPCC have said that he could now face a disciplinary hearing on the same evidence. The hidden agenda being that the socialist agenda of getting the Police to defend their actions and at the same time persecute those defending them will be met. This officer can look forward to many months of worry before he knows his fate. What for? A corrupt and useless government???
If you are to get indignant (WTF) then perhaps you can get a WTF for Smellie having to face 2 trials on the same evidence………… now that is WTF!!!!!!!
Double jeopardy.
Obviously a political decision to prosecute. Who could blame him if he said WTF. and an outstanding officer jacked it in. This filthy government apply the same rules to the military when points are there to be scored. Detestable shits all of them.
Looks like Smellie is going to get away with it like Ali Disaei did for years.
Oh well, that’s the way the Met is run these days.
F*ck off Cobblers.
There have been quite a few ‘ethnic’ officers promoted beyond their skills in the politically correct atmosphere brought in by this corrupt government after the Stephen Lawrence (MacPherson) Enquiry.
This corrupt Liebor government were so quick to brand the Met institutionally racist they had not given it a moment’s thought (as with many other shoot from the hip Policies) as to the consequences were.
Once out of the bag this racist tiger has never been tamed… look where we are now, immigration out of control, politicised police, and crime figures fiddled.
Don’t blame the police blame these corrupt and vile Labour politicians.
fuck off yerself fucktard
Oh fuck off you shower of fucktards, this mad cow was working herself and the crowd into a frenzy, she was precicely the type whom you normally decry as being rabid loony extremists if the situation had got out of hand and a real riot had occured all you bedwetters would have been the first to decry the Police. His actions were proportionate end off. Mad cow !
To help mend B£iar and Brown’s Broken Britain
http://tinyurl.com/yhz6qel
that chin is a fawkes
Down with Brown will buy a drink for anyone from Morley and Outwood if they vote out Balls.
UK Stats Authority has slapped Browns wrists over misuse of Migration stats….
And another one (Nokia) bites the dust….
Lies to Chicot.
Lies about immigration stats.
How much longer are we going to allow this liar to keep lying.
There are lies, damned lies and Liebour statistics….
It was not a lie, I have always told the truth and will not let you down. Immigration is at an all time low and the statistics prove conclusively that there has been a 0% rise since we came to power.
We are resolute in defense of our borders, why sometimes we deport the same person 3 or 4 times. Who else would do that? Certainly not the do nothing Tories, that`s for sure.
The slap-down will get no publicity. The grand-standing by Brown will be all over the BBC until the next bit of Labour grandstanding or Tory pratfall.
eh up lads , balls is a hoon of the highest order and needs a shotgun up the arse .
ps dont forget to watch me on sky one tomorrow night
Just like his ladyboy wife he is going down.
Normally I would be happy to support noble efforts, but sadly I have woken up in the middle of the night to see the CCHQ staffers trying to pull the wool over my eyes like they have been doing to the rest of you obviously.
Tories boast about 25 million war chest, Yet when the GE comes nearer and nearer the Tories like every other party are sticking the begging bowl out to the public.
Yeah sure pals whatever.
Since when did getting elected(re-elected) matter on who sits in Brown’s cabinet? If by some travesty NewLiars hang on then it doesn’t matter if Balls is elected or not. Don’t forget we have entered the Post Democratic age with New Liars.
Arise, Lord Balls of Scrotum….
Find out why Cameron is right to send Fink packing:
5:30 in.
Fink is a Labour plant. I wouldn’t trust him an inch.
Two runner race ,2/5 one ,2/7 the other ? Surely some mistake ? If not ,please bet with me . Cash bets only.
LOL
No more Ed Balls………..perfect world.
Not quite. Still plenty of Newlabour scum hanging around the planet.
Come on Guido – why no blog on Gordon Browns ‘hate speech’ today??
Bye bye ballsy,ballsy goodbye
No Mr Balls, I want to see you die!
The strain is starting to show, Brown has “screwed up” his immigration figures on his podcast.
gordon’s crap with figures.
Brown has lied over the immigration figures and has already been found out.
Sky have reported it but not the BBC of course.
Brown’s statement “Controlled Immigration for a fairer Britain” needs to be scrutinised. It is valueless and without any effect on the REAL immigration problem and pressure created on jobs,housing,health services and education.
It is not a matter of controlling the number of Bangladeshi Balti chefs,The REAL problem is the massive influx into the UK from the new accession states of the EU…principally Poland;Rumania;Lthuania etc. These quotas cannot be controlled under the EU free movement laws within its boundaries. The majority of EU states with the exception of UK arranged transistional arrangemnts on immigration into its country from the eastern european states on the date they acceded to the EU.For whatever reason Labour did not(ignoring the allegations regarding Labour wishing to swap the UK for party political purposes with immigrants)
The fact is that Brown can pontificate as much as he likes and trumpet on about controlling immigration.He can’t control what the real problem is and effectively he is once again taking the electorate for fools.His promises/policies are worthless
For the last 13 years we’ve been deliberately flooding Britain with immigrants for purely greedy, selfish party reasons.
Now, with just weeks to go before an election, we’re going to cynically promise to clamp down on immigration.
So vote for us, you mugs.
Not disagreeing with you per se, but you fail to consider how many people from Africa and the rest of turd world have been given European passports now. Whilst there has been a massive influx from Eastern Europe. Most of these people are at least prepared to work. I doubt you could say the same for many of the former “refugees” who now have free right of movement and have set up shop in Britain thanks to the insane welfare policies. Oh and they are also able to take advantage of the EU family member visa like this chap….
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1262243/Rapist-facing-deportation-allowed-stay-UK-married.html
Ah, of course, he meant to screw them down.
just print his website with the Unite logo etc on it out – who is funding the website?
Ed’s sister is heading up the new NHS campaign against testicular cancer. “Men should examine themselves regularly” said Ophelia Balls.
Hey, I never said that!
http://www.conservatives.com/News/News_stories/2010/03/Eighty_thousand_prisoners_released_early_by_Labour.aspx
Oh, my, but this has brightened an otherwise drab and undistinguished day, and truly gladdens the heart. What a shame that there’s not the remotest chances of a classic double, with Yvette Balls (Alton’s finest, the woman with the amazing elastic accent) losing as well?
What are lamp-posts for, other than hanging ghastly people like them. OTOH, it will be exquisite to watch them trying to rub along on a single MP’s salary and just one set of rigidly-policed expenses, with no realistic prospect of getting their hands on the levers for a good few years.
If you don’t like what you see here…get The Balls out.
Bollocks losing his seat would be nice but not enough retribution for anyone who’s had to suffer the insidious little twat.
Have him tarred and feathered and imprisoned on Lundy island and force his boyish looking wife into drugs and prostitution.
me like boy woman me pay good price
But she ain’t worth an ounce of cocksnot,i’ll throw her in for free if you behead her hubby live on the net.
13 years of immigration.
“to rub the rights noses in it”
well there’s a blinding policy……..
now gordon tries lying again………
just search the net for video wembley immigration bnatp……
what does it require for this turd to be locked up?
every word he says is a fecking lie!
Has Gordon Brown seen this? He claims immigration has been strictly controlled throughout 13 years of Labour government.
Is that where they filmed Black Hawk Down?
That’s what I like to see, plenty of new, eternally gratefully little Labour voters, with not a ghastly English face to be seen.
Ethnic cleansing. You can’t beat it!
A great recruiting ground for the BBC
Thank God I moved to Hemel Hempstead!
Importing a new electorate to ensure permanent Labour rule.
We might as well have been ruled by the f-ing IRA for the last 13 years. They couldn’t have been more anti-British than this Labour filth.
Absoluteley shocking! people walking down a high street.
Yeah, a British high street but not a white face in sight amongst thousands.
Nobody voted for that.
I bet local history books showing photos of those areas before the onset of enrichment have quietly disappeared off of library shelves.
Have they never seen different coloured people doing their shopping before.?
Its supposed to be London not fucking Mogadishu or Islamabad you prick.
Haven’t you Tibetans seen Chinese walking down the high street before?
I think it’s a poor metaphor for mass immigration but a perfectly aposite one for multiculturalism and ghettoisation. They are the true legacies of Labour’s immigration policies.
Don’t worry everyone I sent a handwritten letter and an email to Mr Putin to come invade and save us.
BBC = Shit news…And the Weather!
BBC=Shit
If I went into a booth with a voting form that had….. “”BALLS”" ….written on it
I would march right back to the electoral official and complain about some hoodlum had scrawled graffiti on it
“some hoodlum had scrawled graffiti on it” that’s Ed and his contribution to state education.
OK, a graffito…
*sigh*
Nothing wrong with how it was written the first time, don’t take things personally and you might find the hidden message (that Balls is a delinquent).
It’s everyone’s duty to make sure he pays for his balls up. What’s the betting blinky won’t do any post-defeat interviews?
We believe in free migration, unlimited immigration and a world without borders.
***As long as the bastards keep paying the license fee, don’t take our jobs and keeping letting us get away with whatever we want.
Fuck you boyo!!
Analogue is off so you can stick your telly tax – 140 quid buys a hell of a lot of videos and DVDs for me.
This just isn’t fair…my darling Eddie baby has done a wonderful job for his constituents & for the Labour movement. He is a king amongst paupers!! I’m sure that he’ll become the next Fuhrer, sorry I mean PM, of the UK!!
If he loses, it proves the existence of God in my eyes.
[...] Spotted this bitty bit on Guiod just now. The bastard’s likely to go down in his constituency. Time he did, such a bugger. And nasty with it. [...]
Longing for that Ballsaching Portillo moment… Still over a month to wait… Sigh…
Next time Brown gets up to speak,everybody within earshot should stick their fingers in both ears,and shout “Liar,liar,pants on fire”.Why anybody listens to a man who wouldn’t recognize the truth if it hit him between the eyes(sorry,eye)
beats me.I’m just happy that when he sold half our gold for $250 an ounce,I spotted a wonderful opportunity,and bought some.It’s worth 4 times as much.
A sizeable proportion of the electorate have the attention span of a gnat(why do you think that programmes on TV have a recap of what’s gone before every 10 minutes immediately after the adverts ?( e.g. how many times in a 45 min programme(ignoring breaks) do with have to be told that Kirsty and Phil are helping some aspirational thirty something couple to buy a town pad in London and a retreat in Provence with a budget of £1.7 million ?).
Most of the population under 35 have no idea of British history other than they believe that Thatcher was akin to Hitler or where palaces like Mozambique are in relation to the UK. We have bred a generation of thick;pleasure seeking;irresponsible morons. Do you honestly think that they will even comprehend or actually dissect Brown’s claims especially when the media such as Sky and BBC are feeding them a drip drip of lies and obfustications ?
They don’t watch the news
Cut your TV intake or Watch Grand Designs instead.
It’s better for the health.
My missus works in an office where a couple of days ago two girls in their twenties were ogling some pictures of Robbie Williams, my other half remarked ” hes ok but hes no Elvis” to which they replied ” Whos Elvis”.
Whoops… Mozilla… New browser… I said…
Longing for that Ballsaching Portillo moment… Still over a month to wait… Sigh…
I put something on Ed’s Balls but he didn’t thank me
whats all this then
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/leftwatch/2010/03/harriet-harman-paedophilia-and-double-standards.html
Get these animals of of office.
Is he from Dunblane?
He looks a bit like Wee Georgie Robbertson
Is he one of them Scottish Labour pervs that Tebbit and his fans are going on about?
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/normantebbit/100031110/the-budget-will-be-a-difficult-task-for-a-chancellor-whos-up-to-his-neck-in-debt/
With Ed out of the way, Yvette will be able to swan around the HoC with a mattress strapped to her back and knee pads.
I bet she’s donated big, to Antony Calvert war-chest, and is busy buying up boxes of open-gusset knickers ready for the next parliament.
So who’s this journalist she’s carrying on with?
take 2 this then
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/4949555/Harriet-Harman-under-attack-over-bid-to-water-down-child-pornography-law.html
Gordon Browm
The nutter on the bus.
Did I see that Tony Cameron on telly yesterday?
A THRENODY ON THE FORTHCOMING DEMISE OF BULLYBOY BALLS
Do your Balls hang low,
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
Can you throw them o’er your shoulder
Like a regimental soldier
Do your balls hang low
Do your balls hang lowwwwwwwwwwww
When your balls are low
and there dragging in the snow
and you get that funny feeling
you could whitewash any ceiling
Oh Mandy put your fanny next to mine
RAAAARRKK!!! AYEAYECAP’N! SHIVERMETIMBERS!!! (tappitytap) (hornpipe)
The weather is fucking TV from Winterhill. so much for digital,stupid Hunts
Analogue still working here(until 2013 at least) although DAB radio is total shite and often goes off air for hours at a time.Thank God for FM band
I hope we are aware that the DAB system that we have in this country is now superceded by DAB+ (try using a UK DAB radio in France). Pretty soon we shall all have to change the DABs we’ve already bought. Why can’t the government just butt out of these sorts of schemes and allow the market to figure it out? Rather like Blue Ray is being determined.
Let’s face it, governments, especially this one, always manage to cock-up IT programs. Then again, perhaps they have ulterior motives for moving from FM…
So, according to Gordon Brown, Balls is engaging in “dog-whistle politics”.
Did someone call me?
Takes a Tweeter to hear a Woofer.
Dog Whistle Politics:
http://fxbites.blogspot.com/2010/03/dog-whistle-politics.html
your mums the same
I don’t think that’s at all funny
it has a certain attraction
Nor I.
Notice the spokesperson about the trial without a jury was not a white ENGLISH man
White English men have been ethnically cleansed for being intrinsically racist.
Get rid of the FLIPPING SWINE not only on the hosue front!!!
Who will employ him if Liebour don’t win?
NOT ME! LOL
It should have read HOUSE but so excited about the clown getting kicked into touch my spelling went astray.
Eeeeh by gum, twill be fuckin hilarious when the fine people of yorkshire tell balls to flip the fuck off.
Oooooh, I’m just a poor old pensioner but I’ve just sent all of five pounds from the money what Gordon sent for me electric bill to that Tory bloke who will castrate Balls.
p.s. the proper words to that song (from 1944) are:
When your balls hang low,
Can you tie them in a bow?
Do you get that funny feeling
When you stot them off the ceiling
And you catch them when you’re kneeling
On the floor
ON THE FLOOR WITH ED BALLS! The blinky squinky quunt!
Lets stuff Zanulabour
p.s. I’m just a poor old pensioner from Scotland so now you will all know just how much that fiver means to me.
Castrate Balls! = Oi’ll give it five! (I gave it a fiver!)
p.p.s. I’m just a poor owld pensioner frae the Hielands but Aa was fair black affronted during last years collectin’ o’ the peats fae the winter. Divvee ken, some high-falutin’ Lord frae doon Sooth tried to join in wi’ us, and afore a single soul could stop him, why, the only gay in the village was up to his knees in Pete!
Aye, ye can tek the poof oot o’ the hielands but ye canna tek the poof oot o’ Westminster, can ye no?
I gave a tenner to Antony Calvert because I can’t abide Balls. I have never contributed to a political cause before.
Oh I do hope so – that man is so insidious even the most warped of minds would find him appalling.
Balls has a brillian sense of humour. Confronted by the people of Walthamstow complaining of a shortfall of over 160 primary school places for this coming school year, he explained the lack of provision for all these kids was due to more parents than expected deciding not to send their kids to private primary schools.
surprise surprise liebour are talking big on immigration a few weeks before election YAWN ps just watched Paxo rip wanka woolas a new arse on newsnight woolas was well pissed off
Not me.
Warning – namethief about.
hmm no pmq’s today.. sod my daily bile throw is wasted.. feck better go home now
I hope the electorate give Balls a kick in the balls!!!!!!!
Still his other half Yvette Copper will still have her seat, and so be able to look after him!!!
He’s doing fine on twitter still… At Politwecal you can follow the latest party opinions and reactions side by side here: http://www.politwecal.com . Balls is there too, unflinching.
if i googled
The truth seeker Gordon Brown Feb 2010
how many more would pass this on?
lying about the odds again..balls price to win are 2/5..hmm thats not 6/4…you daft twat.
“Put a monkey on the pony at 100-to-8″
That’s the sort of shite that giant he-pig, Clare Balding, says before nipping down to kennels to shag the dogs.
“Gordoom cooks the books” said:
‘ps just watched Paxo rip wanka woolas a new arse on newsnight woolas was well pissed off’
Shute! I read your comment and went to watch. Honestly, I’ve not watched “Newshute” for yonks and Poxman truly has become a caricuture of all those comedy shows showing hard interviewers. I switched off after about 10 mins then realised I must have missed the Woolas NAR so am now going back to watch. It better be guid, as me and Gorgon say as we enjoy our bevvies.
[...] Meanwhile Guido has posted on the prospects of Ed (Damien) Balls prospects of keeping his seat, here: http://order-order.com/2010/03/31/punters-slash-odds-ed-balls-now-expected-to-lose/ [...]
why no new subjects since march 31?