Lib Dem Choir Clanger
Lib Dem CEO Chris Fox writes:
“At our successful spring conference last weekend, a number of delegates came up to me to ask about the music they heard at the rally, opening each session and on the video before Nick’s speech. This music is called We’ll be the change that works for you and it has been specially prepared for the election. The more you listen to it the catchier it gets.” I am delighted to say that it is now available via iTunes.”
Given it sounds like the music from a Jehovah Witness recruitment ad, Guido isn’t sure that “We’ll be the Change” will become a best seller on iTunes. The performance by the Liberal Democrat Community Choir would be more appropriate for a gardening show on a Sky channel nobody ever watches. Cringe-worthy…
First?
Sounds like the soundtrack from a very bad advert for hand cream.
http://cogitodexter.wordpress.com
Come on Georgie. There’s a hanging ‘reply’ here. You can do it. You’ll have to be quick mind.
Quickly.
Oooooh. Too late.
Not found!
Have they pulled it?
The Lib Dems are awful – you’ve only got to look at the lineup of the followers of mediocrity.
You will never see so many of life’s losers gathered together in such high concentrations as you will in a Lib Dem conference.
O/T Guido’s Live Chat highlights over here – see if your funny comment made it to the highlights!
Change that works for me?
The change that works for me is pound coins, 50ps…..
it’s shit
but considering you posted a twatty oirish “comedy” tune as a fawning tribute to Dave this morning Mt Fawkes, for the second time, it isn’t only the LibDums who are Cringe-worthy…
Beware of G: “You will never see so many of life’s losers gathered together in such high concentrations as you will in a Lib Dem conference.”
Wrong: Tat’s blog is the place.
Is a LbDem conference, like TaT’s blog, just an urban myth?
@TT – I stand corrected!
I believe that 50p works for titfer TaT. That’s all he charges according to his blog.
TaT doesn’t have a blog
WE’RE ALL EMOTIONALLY HURTING BECAUSE OF jgm2′S RIDICULE TOGETHER
Hahahaha. Extra buns for you.
With a name like cogitodexter, I bet you get lots of cream on your right hand.
a winning eurovision entry…..boom bang a bang change
“Build a fairer Br’n for yooooo”
Well, gee, thanks. I’m sure building a whole new B’rn will be quite a task, especially considering the old one took thousands of years, but I don’t expect the LibDem Kommunal Khoir will be too picky about who they’ll be building this Fair New Br’n with.
Well done you win a melon. Prick.
Regarding the music: I was thinking “It’s not that bad, Guido’s being a bit harsh here JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT AWFUL SINGING oh god I’m going to be sick…”
There’s singing? I stopped the clip before the singing started?
You lucked out there, my good man.
Too bloody true!
That could make a Coca-Cola jingle writer vomit.
worse than that, they’re all singing in fake American accents …
The Lib dumbs are depending on Saint Vincent.
It sounds like a radio ad for Preperation H or similar Pile Cream. Given that the Lib Dems are just an irrating pain in the arse I suppose its highly appropriate.
O’Barmy has a lot to answer for.
This word CHANGE is starting to become a pain in the ears!
got any spare change gov ?
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/obama_administration/daily_presidential_tracking_poll
The New Seekers risen from their antipodean grave to torture us again!
I’d like to buy the world a coke… perhaps not.
Could they not afford aniy proper music?
F*ck Me! – not exactly The Mormon Tabernacle Choir, is it…..
The blond was no antipodean
her name was Lynn Paul and she was a bank clerk from wythenshawe manchester
she was beautifull back in the day !
Man can they get any more out of touch
Hahahahahahahah.
Fucking hell. That’s awesome. Whoever came up with this idea should kill themselves.
O/T apologies…
SING A SONG OF PARLIAMENT
SING A SONG OF PARLIAMENT,
POCKETS FULL OF CASH.
FRAUDULENTLY CLAIMING,
AND ADDING TO THEIR STASH.
WITH THEIR PLOY DISCOVERED,
THEY SAID THEY’LL GIVE IT BACK.
IF YOU OR I HAD DONE THE SAME,
WE’D PROMPTLY GET THE SACK.
SING A SONG OF FREEBIES,
SNOUTS ALL IN THE TROUGH.
GIVING BACK THEIR ILL-GOT GAINS,
IS JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
SPONGING OFF OUR EARNINGS,
WITH A LIKELY TALE.
IF WORKING FOLK HAD DONE THE SAME,
THEY’D SOON END UP IN JAIL.
SING A SONG OF FRAUDSTERS,
COUNTING OUT THEIR MONEY.
THEY SMILE AND LOOK QUITE UNASHAMED,
AS THOUGH THEY THINK IT’S FUNNY.
SITTNG IN A SECRET PLACE ,
COUNTING OUT THEIR DOSH.
ON PLUGS FOR BATHS AND CLEANING MOATS,
FOR CRISPS AND ORANGE SQUASH.
SING A SONG OF MP’s,
WHO TOOK US FOR A RIDE..
IT’S UP TO US AT ELECTION TIME,
THEIR FUTURE TO DECIDE.
IT’S GONE TOO FAR TO BRING BACK TRUST,
OF ANYONE IN POWER.
TO MOST OF US THEY’LL ALWAYS BE
A REALLY GREAT BIG SHOWER.
(AND A BUNCH OF CROOKS).
Did you catch any of the unrepentant b@stards on Channel4 news?.. 2 Tory old boys and 1 Labour Bitch..
More shouting at the Television
Mormong Taberknackers Choir for Cleggover
Things can only get better worked for Tony
uaf uaf
the dog doesn’t like Tony
And the keyboard player from that song has since said he would never vote Labour again. On another note, his show about the Universe on BBC2 on Sundays is epic TV, really worth watching.
Agreed, excellent show, especially in HD.
Holy Roland organs Batman, you’re not joking. You learn something new on here everyday.
Agreed, the show’s excellent, as are other Show’s He’s been in. This country needs more Cox’s, oh ang on.
ps Cox is older than me by a few days, how come He still looks 12?
“The more you listen to it the catchier it gets”?!
How could anyone listen to that more than once without being sick?
Catchy as in HIV.
didn,t work for me, watchtower anybody
Was laughing so much it that my wife came for a listen and after listening said:
“That is bad enough to make me not vote for them”
Indeed, a bit like those fucking Halifax ads, as soon as i heard them i went into town and closed my account.
Yep in the same category of annoyance
What’s all this sudden uncertainty, then, Heisenberg, eh?
Not sure
How’s your mates Cat doing?
He’s simultaneously alive and dead.
The good news is that I don’t have to feed him, although I do have to feed him.
That’s not a super position to be in.
*claps*
Hell – with a cat having nine lives, perhaps you could get him to factor any number up to 511?
Apparently the NSA use a herd of felix Schroedingeri for cryptanalysis…
More like a Northern Rock add, you know just before the…………
up your bandwidth you tight fucker,
what no georgie porgie
He’ll be along in a second to tag a comment onto the ‘reply’ of whoever left the first comment. It will be something like ‘We’re all listening to Party Political jingles together’.
It sounds like the music they play on airlines when they interrupt the fucking film to show you the landing and passport procedures at your arrival. Or just before they tell you that the duty free trolley will now be passing through the cabin.
or no shitting for 2 hours
Made it to 22 secs in and could feel the gorge rising.
Sounds good.
Well, to be fair, the intro wasn’t bad. After that it all went rapidly downhill…
Same as the Party, it’s leader, it’s MP’s and policies.
Absolute trash.
E.V Aye – Not to worry Dave can piss on Cleggs parade in the debates with the little reminder, to Jo Public, that the Dims voted AGAINST the British peoples right to have a referendum on international treaties.As Labour did.The Dims are NOT democratic and are indeed just as bad as Labour.This will shut the opportunistic little shit Cleggover right up
) and Bruin !
That tune is just like the Lib Demic’s
if released it would be lucky to get to number 3
That was so bad listening to it gave me cancer!
Transvestites theme choon.
How do you get 3 Liberals on a stool?
Spread it thin enough on the floor, you can get 30 Liberals on it.
Mandy keeps moving Gordons stools
He’s just playing with their kids.
Smear the stool over an expenses-bought coffee table?
I’m not falling for a line like that…
BROWNS DEFENCE LIE IS THE LEAD ON SKY NEWS.
NOT EVEN GOT A MENTION ON THE BBC NEWS
News 24 is running it to be fair !
So thats why they have all these minor channels nominally duplicating the other channels. So they can run embarrassing news on a minor channel to avoid claims that they don’t report Labours lies at all.
Why don’t they just run it on the Parliament Channel and really fucking well bury it.
C*NTS.
Followed by the deaths of 2 more under kitted lads.
Oh steady on!! Everything the Glorious and Beloved Leader says is True.
He told me Himself, – so it must be True.
Now do come along! Rally behind our Glorious and Beloved Leader. Let us at AlJaBeeba give you, the sheeple, the benefit of His Wisdom, His Courage, and His Narrative.
And make sure to pay your TellyTax! It pays our lovely wages, ensures a lovely pension for us, and helps us be more productive. It also funds what many people call ‘non-jobs’ – but that’s just insulting.
oh dear
They could use it as a background track when porn director anne spam is being back scuttled by nick cleggover !
John Terry breathalysed after ‘running over’ Chelsea security man
I am looking forward to finding out the actual facts on this incident. Hard to imagine anyone can break someones leg in a car(not easy) and not bother to stop because they considered it to be nothing.
Wrong sport surely? Schumi used to hospitalize 3 or 4 stewards a season.
For you Tommy, the race is over!
For you, Fritz, the race is Aryan!
In a Range Rover you wouldn’t even notice running over half a dozen hunt saboteurs.
The steward was trying to keep the crowds back as Terry inched his vehicle through the throng. A wheel went over the sap’s foot. And if anyone is hurt in an accident then the police will breathylise you as a matter of routine.
Just thought I’d make a post with the words “Mark Oaten” in to see if it is indeed those two words which raise the wrath of the nanny auto-mod.
The nanny has a name
Surely not – unless she’s a Norland Nanny, when she’s, “By the way, our Norland Nanny, Jessica Pimpington – she’s of a very good family, you know, related to the Pimpington-Trimmers of Pillock-by-the-Groyne – anyway, our Miss Pimpington reckons that little Jonty only screams when he’s had too much food, so she’s actually thrown away all the Nightlights, ‘Mrs. Derringer,’ she said the other day, very small children overheat logistically – or it might have been expotentially.’ – So, she’s put all Jonty’s bedclothes and blankets up in the Attic…
Yeah, I got modded for using that particular name in an earlier post.
2 more brave boys have died in Afghanistan
Yet more blood on the hands of McBust !
RIP
I’m not one to defend the one-eyed mentalist, but it’s probably more to do with the Taliban/Alky Ada practising their arab colonialism.
LIEBOUR/UNITE STILLSENDING OUR SOLDIERS TO THEIR DEATHS IN THE MIDDLE EAST, WITHOUT THE CORRECT FUNDING OR EQUIPMENT
Hey, Stephen Gateley died, we can’t use “Things Can Only Get Better” because it was a lie last time and nobody would believe it even if we did roll out the keyboard player as potential Arts & Culture minister, we could only afford about 3.78 seconds of a Brian Eno piece, and we did not want to choose a song at random who only found out he wasn’t actually a working class hero when somebody told him his song had been used at a Tory conference.
Don’t know what was ever wrong with The Land Song though, and now that Michael Foot’s gone we could have had it back for good. I told them they would not get Charlie Kennedy to play the Bontempi organ in time if Lynn Featherstone was leading the sopranos.
But thank’s for loading it up – I was buggered if I was going to pay 79 pence for a Digitally Restricted version after that fight with Clement-Jones at the weekend.
Woke up this morning got myself a gun
Perhaps this tune for Zanu Labour?
There really is no need for this cynicism. The Jehovah’s Witnesses might not be everyone’s cup of tea but they might end up holding the balance of power come the election, even though they will one day burn in hell like all the other scum.
>they will one day burn in hell
Assuming Beelzebub answers the door to them.
May 6th/7th. Face Kellner on egg Peter of.
http://politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2010/03/17/labour-still-down-at-26pc-with-angus-reid/
if labour were looking for a new theme tune for this election campaign
what would it be ?
how about Mark Morrison’s You Lied To Me ?
but having said that : “Things Can Only Get Better “could see a reissue
In Gordon’s gets his way it’ll be ‘die Fahne Hoch’… on a 24 hour 8-track loop. forever.
I think a nice medley from Tommy would do Labour nicely.
The Acid Queen = Mandy
Fiddle About (while Rome burns)= Darling
There’s a Doctor/Eyesight to the Blind = Brown
It’s a Boy = Yvette Cooper Balls
Cousin Kevin = Kevin McGuire
Pin Balls-up Wizard = Ed Balls
We’re not Going to Take It = Charlie Wheelan
It’s uncanny.
hmmmm…79p probably. shall i get it, or go for a blow job off old ma biggins round the corner?
Is there an agency somewhere that sells advertising jingles?
Do they have a “remaindered” bin? One minute and seven seconds for the price of thirty seconds?
Thought so….
O/T but still on advertising two government adverts have been banned they use nursery rhymes to warn children of climate change
One add says :
jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water
but there was none as climate change had caused a drought !
the othersays :
climate change is happening temperatures and sea levels are rising extreme weather events such as storms floods and heatwaves
talk about confuse the children maybe jack and jill should live in Cumbria ?
i hope the government is asking for a full refund from the advertising company that thought up these two gems
It’s all part of The Project.
When they leave school, they’ll be totally on-message, with the added advantage that they can’t read well enough to learn any different.
Mr Gore praised the role Mr Cameron had played in promoting environmental issues.
“The fact that both your political parties are competing vigorously to offer solutions is very important,” he told Tory frontbenchers.
“I can assure you that people around the world really are watching and are appreciating the quality of this debate.”
Mr Cameron said
“If you want to understand climate change, go and see Al Gore’s film, An Inconvenient Truth.
Today, I want to tell the British people some uncomfortable truths.
There is a price for progress in tackling climate change.”
F U C K O F F
YOU STUPID GIT
Now agonise over that you load of fourth rate trolls (and don’t forget to go to your meetings where you can tell each how nasty everyone is on Guido’s list)
Oh yeah – and discuss the latest lies and bullshit dripping from your Leader’s arse.
We’re all telling Eco-Dave to F U C K O F F YOU STUPID GIT together
Indeed we are
Fucking eco-prat
Was it the same folk who wrote that awful Lib Dem song ???
Confirmation, if needed. sally B tweets:
Thinks it’s far better being funded by 1.2 million Unite members than by 1 tax-dodging Lord Ashcroft. Any day.
How about the Tax dodging Lord Paul and all the rest Labour have hidden under the sheets?
It could only be better.
oh yes!
no
do it yourself twat
Not sure if this link will work? As this is St Patricks day it is appropriate to raise awareness of how half a million Irish were shipped to the west Indies and the americas as Slaves in the 17TH century. Whatever perspective you view this from this is an amazingly little known aspect of British history. There is a book about it ” To HELL OR Barbados available from Amazon.
tmhttp://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/images/0863222870/ref=dp_image_0?ie=UTF8&n=266239&s=books
No, the link doesn’t work, try using the ‘preview button’.
Irish shipped to the America’s as slaves………..meh.
True, and Jocks, and English dissenters.
Amazing really. It wasn’t that long ago its, not as though it was in the Dark ages only 350 years ago. Cerytainly destroys the myth that the slave trade was based on inherent racism.
I know it’s true, stilyagi…….i just don’t care.
not to mention youngsters as old as 7 for eating
To Hell or Barbados: The Ethnic Cleansing of Ireland: Amazon.co.uk: Sean O'Callaghan: 9780863222870: Books
They weren’t all Irish.
Scots and English were also sent to the West Indies.
Google the term “Red-legs” for more information.
Absolutely incredible how badly people can treat each other. Certainly destroys the myth that the slave trade started as a racist venture. Hope the link below works!!
http://forum.stirpes.net/modern-contemporary/12912-hell-barbados-ethnic-cleansing-ireland.html
The slave trade was alive and well before the British ( to their shame) got involved. Africa already was a slave economy, the British Empire took it to industrial proportions certainly. On the plus side we did eventually see right and abolished it,. The trade appears to be continuing in this day and age through much of Africa. Should we apologise for that as well ?
the British,as it is known in the trade, streamlined it
the myth that the slave trade started as a racist venture
Never heard that one before.
The slave trade is alive and well in Africa and the middle and far east. We were not the first or the last to exploit it.
IN about a hundred years from now someone in Mogadishu will be saying “think of those poor sods who went to England in the l;ate C20th for the benefits for Labour votes exchange scheme – what a Horlicks, fter Gordon’s third term it was worse than Detroit.”
“Yea, I know – google “dead wood” to see what happened to them”.
I take it we’ve found the music to blast into no 10 if Gordon refuses to fuck the fuck off after the election? (And to keep Dave ‘no bang just a whimper’ out).
Maybe we should count our blessings. It could have been worse….
You heartless bastard.
No wonder he was wearing that big crash helmet – he wouldn’t sing like that with an axe through his head.
Imagine my horror at being stuck in the middle of a row in the main conference hall after the rally at the weekend when this started playing on loop. I was sorely tempted to elbow disabled elderly people to the ground to escape. I was also tempted to scream “Will you turn off that godawful cheesy pish?!” I did neither and suspect I am a man permanently closer to breakdown as a result.
Excuse me you lot, my little Nicholas wrote this tune when he was eight years old & it sounds even better today if you ask me. Whilst writing would you stop calling my little Nicholas, Clegg-over or Nick 30+. Thank you.
I forgot something, could that shower in the HoC to stop laughing at my Nicholas when he asks his questions at PMQs. I know biased but I think that my little Nicky’s questions are very good & much better than that David chappie!
God, it is awful. It’s like one of those England world cup songs from the 1970s.
England did not qualify for the World Cup in the seventies
We were disqualified on the grounds that our songs weren’t good enough.
Just mime along to the incomprehensible.
premier league no champions league buffoon,
What language is that?
Vulcan
welsh ,,,,,,he was secretary of state for wales and didn,t know the lyrics plonker 1993 ish
Fuck that!
I’m welsh and I don’t know the bloody lyrics, either!
I find him strangely attractive.
Hain had a similar moment at the six nations this season.
Strangely the BBC cameras immediately switched back to the crowd when the director realised that Hain did not have a clue and was just opening and closing his mouth out of synch with everyone around him.
Most odd, it looked as if the BBC were trying not to embarrass “their” man, soviet style.
when was the Bobby Moore Bogota emerald bracelet set-up if it wasn’t in the 70′s?
When you short change Alf’s coke dealer, ramifications follow.
Still true – England qualified for the 1970 World Cup by winning it in 1966 – so they still didn’t “qualify” for the World Cup in the seventies.
I see the anti-hunt gyrocopter guy got away with murdering a huntsman today.
No thought at all to him wilfully buzzing folk on horses with a view to getting their spines busted when the animal spooks or bolts.
Murdering bastard.
Still, saved the fox for another day so it can get skittled by a car. So that’s whats important eh?
C*NT.
Abso-fucking-lutely!
A murdering c*nt, protected by the ‘fluffy fucking bunny’ Labour brigade.
This story made me so angry, i couldn’t get my invective straight.
Repeal the hunting ban, Dave.
c*nt got what was coming to him if you ask me
and at least if i get killed by a car it will be quick
and my own fault
just like Mr horsebreath had the choice not to stand in front of a rotating propellor
in a democracy a guy has a right not to have some twat park a landrover infront of his plane just because some fucking idiot doesn’t like what he stands for
Do people have a right to go about their lawful business without being buzzed by gyrocopters?
I think they do.
Hunting is not lawful.
It is. Using hounds to flush vermin to guns or hawks is legal. Exercising hounds is legal. Following hounds is legal.
Oh come on your splitting heads sorry hairs they still chase foxes they still kill foxes
they dont do scent chases like they are allowed to do BY LAW ! they bend the law because it is unpoliceable
I know people who do it !
The pendantics, shielded by rural judges, will twist the spirit of the law.
Luckily this arse met up with a higher court.
Yep. The law banning foxhunting allows foxhunting, under some circumstances.
What was the point of all that wasted parliamentary time to produce an unpoliceable law? What is the point of a piece of legislation that outlaws a quick death for foxes by houndbite, but allows foxes to be gassed and snared, or shot but not killed, and die a fortnight later from gangrene?
Oh – of couse – it gets back at the toffs for the miners.
Well, that’s OK then.
Hope he billed his family for the cost of cleaning his brains off the prop.
Anonymous – you are seriously sick.
Seek psychiatric help – you need it. Soon.
The people who need psychiatric help are those that derive pleasure from hunting something to death.
The unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible.
But gloating about the death of a human being is acceptable, is it?
Fox 1 Human 0
It’s just sport isn’t it?
Anonymous – get that psychiatric help. Soon.
From the picture of the murderer on the BBC it wouldn’t surprise me if he did bill the murder victims family for damage to the prop.
He even used the ‘I was afraid of my life’ excuse wheeled out by the police when they shoot naked men in bed or foreign students.
A cynical murderer who, having failed to kill somebody by buzzing a gathering of folk on horseback took the opportunity to accelerate into somebody attempting to prevent the murderer from refuelling and having another go.
A fucking murderer. Freed, no doubt, by one or two Beatrix-Potter bedwetters in the jury.
Still, double jeopardy has been abolished and Cameron will be in power and maybe we can get the murdering c*nt with a second jury. Or a third.
The murdering c*nt.
Gloating about the death of a human being.
Like Michael Foot?
What has Michael Foot got to do with it?
Before you accuse me of glorying in his passing, I invite you to go and check what I posted following his death.
Sanctimonious drivel as i recall.
No change there then.
So – no glorying in anybody’s death, then. Unlike you.
Book that psychiatric assessment – soon.
No one did ask you, did they?
C*nt!
Grow up you twat ! in a democracy i have a right to express an opinion as do you and everybody else who posts on here
freedom of speech love
And i have the right to call you a c*nt.
Sweetheart.
I’m against hunting.
Opinions are like arseholes, everybody has got one..Arsehole!!!
and I have the right to call you a crippledick fartsniffing cabbagepumper
Some violent Toff tried to stop a guy going about his lawfull bisiness !
He acted Im prop erly and was propelled into the next world totally out foxed by mr giro chopper if he’d been wearing his little hunting hat it might have saved him !
Hello mongbleat, trawling the thread like a PCSO, as fucking usual.
Fox’s carry bubonic plague and Ebola virus and need to be wasted
We get a raw deal, humans are evil bloody barbarous shits.
Chickens killed in UK (per year) by
Foxes = Very very few
Humans = EIGHT HUNDRED MILLION
Inhumane killing of animals for Sport
Foxes = 0
Humans = fuck knows, they’re pschopaths
If Cameron and colleagues want to be thought of as regular people, then keep those PSYCHOPATHIC F U C K E R S away from ginger animals.
OK, Bazil, here’s the deal.
You leave my lambs alone, I won’t ring the local hunt or give you and your ilk a taste of lead.
Sheep Farming =
Hard Work, Long Hours, Very little to show for it, even in a very very good year.
Fox Hunting =
Expensive Horses + expensive dogs + expensive outfits + psychos having a laugh at the indiginous wildlife’s expense.
I get you Fell Farmer, it’s the psycho’s I have a problem with.
Fell packs = no horses.
In Leicestershire it may be about riding to hounds. In the hills, it’s predator control, pure and simple.
It’s OK….it got away but just shows what a fox can do. It’s nature as it is and has been since the first cell swallowed its smaller neighbour when life on earth was a bacterial slime.
Nothing wrong with a good clean kill above ground -the fox is toast in less than 4 seconds ,compared to the alternatives, its by far the best way to go.
That’s after it’s been pursued for hours until it’s no longer able to run, of course.
Fair flight
Try researching “the Latest joint publication between the Veterinary Association for Wildlife Management and the All Party Parliamentary Middle Way Group”
Which has been a peer reviewed and published study ( meaning supported by a vast range of respected professionals ) not propaganda.
Which states “For most of the duration of the hunt , the fox will be hunted by scent and be out of sight of hounds and probably be unaware its target quarry”
Foxes are much more astute and wily than you give them credit for.Many escape and with hounds theres no middle ground either the fox escapes or it is killed in seconds.Unlike the alternatives which if you study them you’ll realise hounds are certain and quick and play by natures rules.Rules of nature the foxes understand very well and are by design equipped to cope with.
I like the cut of your jib
When it kicks in with all those harmonious ‘lady of a certain age’ voices chirruping ‘We’ll be (on) the chay-aynge’ I thought it was a tribute to the menopause.
It beats the lame entry for this year’s Eurovision contest, our valiant attempt at yet another “nuls points” embarassment.
comparethelibshite.com
999
Der yer get a free cymbal with each vote for the liberal-wankers???
This is better !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3ogYg05e_Q
No wonder kids are dying of the Israeli drug mepherdrone if the cops are keeping them locked in cells for 5 days. On ITN news
The only drugs that you can actually die from during withdrawal are alcohol and barbiturates.
If you want medical attention whilst in custody, just tell them you’re a smackhead – human rights, innit.
Try going cold-turkey from “Ativan”, it’s the only drug that I know of that a pharmacist will give you without a prescription if you are an addict.
I saw someone naked in Putney High Street doing run-ups and head-butting a bus, after he’d flushed his prescription down the toilet.
I think the auto-mods been at the poteen.
I am sure that is some ‘industrial’ music, the kind they sell on CDs for firms to make their own voiceovers with.
you’d know druggie
isn’t it?
All in moderation, isn’t it.
it’s time your medication was upped
You up your phenobarbital, and i’ll up my weed intake.
Btw Thieves, how’s the warcraft coming along?
you are a weed
and that’s a big black dildo you’re taking up your arse
how’s that coming along?
tat light my crack pipe up darling
Last time I looked it was a lady boy.
they both are
Why, yes. Unlike you, with your ‘condition’… can’t stray too far from reality, eh?
I bet you talk to all your doctors like that.
being a deranged druggie piss-puddle is your condition shit for brains
you’ll need to get past denial when you check into rehab
Luckily I was physically and mentally robust enough not to have got that far, despite the early exposure. But then I’m not a schizophrenic like you are, Tat.
BBC now using the word misled
Lied,soon,maybe
Gordon downfall
I’ll be the change!!
the small change you get from being stupid enough to buy into a cheap lightweight Tony Blair clone
Brown is giving me a bad name
Why not show a whole party making twats of themselves?
Well Alllllrriiighhtt!!!
John Smith advised by doctor to go hill walking.did and had a heart attack.Doc go and see Gordon.Kinnock is already a fucking zombie
Welsh wind bag.
Have to say no matter how many times the ginger Welsh winger was served up, the electorate was always going to push the plate away…
so you got the gimp. now fuck off and do something artistic
I am just about to get banned by the arch tory Guido Fawkes.
Fawkes never gave a damn about the expenses scandal, he only used it as cover to act as a propagandist for the tories.
now the general election is so close Guido is sweating like a rapist and the reader should expect no impariality from this place from here-on-in.
Fawkes is a tory fifth columnist.
end of story.
still going to be a Labour win Guido and when that happens I will return to gloat.
you lose, I win.
VOTE LABOUR GUIDO IS TORY HQ STOOGE FFS
FUCK THE TORIES VOTE LABOUR
er.did he hide it
You said that last week; another cut and paste job I’m afraid. Oh and don’t forget to come back and get your butt kicked on May 7th.
Its time your medication was upped
Is the above Clegg?
Note dave is not running after Obama in his y fronts
Dave’s tongue is right up Obama’s arsecrack
Bliar must be proud of his little mini-me Cameron
So what?
Yes but Dave got the meeting and the pics, The bunker won’t let mad deranged Gorgons pic of a terrified Obama running away from the demented twat in his grotty bills
Old Holborne on 4 news
Fat arse Winterton unrepentant as ever
DE DONT DO DAT DOWN DERR DO DE ?
For crying out loud. We had quite enough of politicians trying to dabble in music when we had bliar’s ‘It can only get better’ -and look where that led us!
Lord knows what brown is going to choose as his ‘theme tune’. I just wish they’d all stick to politics and try some straight talking about how they’re going to reduce the deficit.
Nobody quite does it like Kinnochio.
that’s a good one
poor Dave
everyone mocks him
Yeah, we’re well into spoofs from 1893 on here. FFS.
In the interest of political fairness heres the Peter Mandleson version
you’re just spamming now shithead
27 years ago
poor old codger must have alzheimers
do you even know it’s 2010 old codger ?
I SAID DO YOU KNOW.. never mind he’s gone back to dribbling in his soup
Didn’t you hear the reporter say, it’s a fucking classic, and classics are the new contemporary, so do one spastic.
++TOP BOY HAS HAD ENOUGH OF GUIDO RIMMING THE HOUSING BENEFIT CHEAT DAVID CAMERON AND THE CRACKHEAD GIDEON OSBORNE++TOP BOY DECIDES TO START HIS OWN BLOG++TAT IS NOT INTERESTED IN WHORING HIMSELF TO THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY HIS ONLY CONCERN IS ELECTING BROWN NOT MONEY GRUBBING AND ACCESS WHORING LIKE GUIDO++THICK AS THIEVES BLOG WILL BE THE ONLY LABOUR BLOG WORTH READING++GOING LIVE SOON++WATCH THIS SPACE++TOP BOY HAS HAD ENOUGH OF GUIDO AND HIS TORY MATES STEALING ALL MY IDEAS ANYWAY++WITHOUT CONTRIBUTORS LIKE TOP BOY THIS PLACE IS NO BETTER THAN CONSERVATIVEFOAM INNIT++YOU HAVE QU33RED YOUR OWN PITCH GUIDO++WHAT A MUG++
++THIS IS A FUCKING CLASSIC FROM TOP BOY++
INNIT?
Yeah, we’re well into spoofs from 1983 on here. FFS.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
Spastic
I’m taking no lectures from tat in a gimp suit with electrodes attached to his knackers. Oh, and the quip about 1893 refers to the pathetic bullingdon bertie tragedy, another fucking fail from tat the spaz.
why does Kinnock always act like a disaster is a success. Aberfan mountain falls on school,,Kinnock punches sky.
If a mountain fell on the Kinnock clan, the whole of Wales would punch the sky.
Not just Wales….
Welsh wind bag.
Exactly Contessa and gordon is the scotch equivalent!!
turnips give you wind
One of your five-a-day.
one’s enough spammer
C4 news HMRC is investigating 25 mp’s ! Lovely Jubbly
Aye Aye
Shit. Just played that by accident over my studio monitors. Now the area’s in an uproar – dogs barking, car alarms going off, bats flying out from under people’s eaves, neighbours standing on their doorsteps looking worried…
Time to escape to the pub.
I missed the:
“verse-chorus-verse-chorus-keychange-stand up off their chairs -step to crowd” part.
Or is it the devolved EU region 9 candidate for ‘A song for EUROPA’?
Not surprised the neighbours are looking worried – they think you’re a LibDem voter now. This myth could take some patient diplomacy to dispel….
He best move that coffee table out of site.
Hide the mastiff…
Quick, tell them you’re p@ed0 – it’s safer than letting them think your a LibDem voter.
FUCKING HANG ON A MINUTE. BROWN SAID HE GOT IT WRONG 1 or 2 TIMES. THE CONCENSUS IS HE GOT IT WRONG 5 TIMES.
And as the country has been at war ever since Labour came to power wouldn’t even the most numpty head expect spending on our armed services to go up rather than remain stable in real terms.
As far as GDP goes Gordon spends less on our troops than they did in 1933 and look where that got them.
We weren’t fighting a war in 1933, either.
He useless Huhne even lied in his apology.
When he was apologizing I knew he was still lying. Now I know.
“Mr Brown told MPs he had written to the inquiry chairman Sir John Chilcot.”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8572372.stm
Let’s see the date on the letter to expose another lie.
The Bunker Trolls must be really livid with the Dear Leader. McRuin finally gets nailed for one of his little porky-pies, so they have to stay in all evening on St Paddy’s day doing rapid rebuttal, astroturfing and causing as much general disruption as possible. Probably dodging more Nokias than usual, as well.
Never mind chaps, you’ll all be able to get proper jobs after May 7th. Terribly sorry the old party won’t be able to keep you on, but with barely enough MPs to occupy a bench, and bankr*ptcy looming, things might be a bit sticky. Never mind, it was fun stuffing the country while it lasted, eh?
enjoy the hung parlaiment crackhead
shouldn’t that be we are all enjoying the hung parliament crack heading together
glad you agree
Poor old Engineer gets a kicking and resorts to thkweaming “Troll!”
heard he’s fuming as its now called UNITE bunker
Don’t know about yours but my MP’s Westminster number takes on a whole new set of who knows what of a night, sounds like there’s a lot of busy workers and they abruptly hang up. Try calling yours
Woof Woof it hurts doggies ears Woof Woof
Woof Woof doggie can not come out to play today Mr Gordon has put me in the doghouse Woof Woof
WW1 4 years
WW2 5 and a bit years
Iraq War 7 years still in progress.
Afghan war 10 years still in progress.
Why does Gordon NOT have a war cabinet and Why does Gordon cut back on defence spending in REAL terms?
Could it be that communist Brown Hates our patriotic men and women so much?
Not enough yet
I love a good war me
let’s have another five years of slaughter
If they adopted this I’d vote Lib Dem:
Guitar god.
some kid
Indeed.
That bass line is La Folia, 17th century, maybe older. Last major guitar prodigy kid (forgotten his name now) was doing Pachelbel’s Canon, early 18th century. Old tunes are the strongest. Waiting for one on L’homme armé, medieval, the oldest and strongest of all.
The armed man is to be feared
Who? This Karl Jenkins.
Yes, the same Karl Jenkins.
Another of those immortal old bass lines that still turns up in music today, La bergamasca, just 8 notes repeated again and again. This version is by Marco Uccellini.
Many thanks for the soft machine link
Bloody marvelous!
Needs a naked Sarah Teather gyrating seductively to give it class.
(vomit).
You know you would though, concs.
You utter, utter bastard.
It’s twenty to two in the morning and I now need to have another drink to avoid ST wet dreams again!
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Mr Whelan’s friends say that it was Mr Brown who asked him to work for Unite.
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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7064806.ece
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Mr Whelan’s friends say that it was Mr Brown who asked him to work for Unite.
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I just bet he did too.
Just look at how much taxpayer’s money gordon has funnelled into UNITE and how much of that money – £11million UNITE have laundered back into the labour party and into gordon’s very own slush fund!!!
Nell,can you or anyone enlighten me as to what this union modernisation taxpayers money is used for.
Seeing that you can’t modernise people I take it that it is for material use,just who publishes accounts as to what it is used for and who is accountable for seeing it is used correctly.
Does Labour control Unite or Unite who control Labour?
It’s all very confusing.
The mafia-run Teamsters Union control Whelan-run Unite who control Brown-run Labour.
Geddit?
Not confusing at all. Think about it! Do you really believe that gutlessgordon could control UNITE and the thug whelan?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/09/article-1226236-0721DAAC000005DC-445_468x626.jpg
Just look at the ‘man’ !!
The Teamsters Union is a notorious mafia-led outfit run by vicious gangsters. What is a British trade union like Unite doing getting involved with it and why are they trying to destroy British Airways?
Gordon Brown arranged for a top job for Whelan at Unite. Is Brown in on this conspiracy to wreck a crucial UK business?
Quote:
The Teamsters Union is a notorious mafia-led outfit run by vicious gangsters. What is a British trade union like Unite doing getting involved with it…. End Quote.
Birds of a feather…………….
Is a cloud a member of the sky?
Unlike you goddam pinko pussy Limeys, we know how to remove a failed leader.
It’s set in stone according to the rulebook.
Hoffa, Hoffa, Hoffa!
UNITE want to watch their step. You don’t ask favours of a bunch of Mafia-connected thugs without them wanting something back, sometime…
Thats because your dead and your son Jim is in the seat now
James Purnell Tried to force Gordon Brown from office last June by resigning from the Cabinet. He told the Prime Minister that
“your continued leadership makes a Conservative victory more, not less, likely.”
Its a SHITE TUNE for a SHITE PARTY.
Perfect match I’d say. It portrays the party well and that useless tossa Clegg as the deluded dingbat he is.
Dingbats are bad. Never met a deluded one though ,,must be more fucking scary than this Huhne
I see all the liebour trolls are a tad upset today and spitting blood!
Such a shame in it?
Bye Bye liebour in it!
Perhaps you’ll rise again from the ashes as Unite?
Well you are nearly there now.
So true
Angus Reid for Politicalbetting Mar 17 Mar 11
CONSERVATIVES 39% 39%
LABOUR 26% 26%
LIB DEMS 21% 18%
LAB to CON swing from 2005 8% 8%
Just sending this to the leaders of liebour, whelan,woodley and simpson,cc brown.
lol
send this one to Dave and the bullingdon boys
In the latest daily Sun/YouGov survey the Tories are unchanged on 37 per cent, with Labour also unchanged on 32 per cent. The Liberal Democrats are down two to 19 per cent following an earlier post-conference boost. If repeated at a general election on a unifrom swing, the latest figures would leave Labour 33 seats short of a majority in a hung parliament.
YouGov
Owned By Peter Kellner
Married to Baroness Ashton EU Foreign Thingummy
Appointed By Gordon Brown.
Gordon Brown’s four-letter rant at Baroness Ashton for ‘letting UK down’
Gordon Brown hurled a torrent of abuse at EU Foreign Minister Baroness Ashton in a row over the way she is doing her job, it was disclosed last night.
The Prime Minister swore repeatedly at the Baroness over the telephone, leaving her shaken, according to well-placed sources.
Details of Mr Brown’s latest bullying outburst prompted claims that Baroness Ashton, 53, is losing the confidence of her own Government, as well as Brussels. According to one source, he accused her of ‘letting Britain down’.
Criticism of her conduct erupted into the open after she failed to visit Haiti in the immediate aftermath of the earthquake there
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1257793/Gordon-Brown-s-letter-rant-Baroness-Ashton-letting-UK-down.html
So you’re saying that Gordon Brown may remove her from her Job, and this in no way influences her husbands business.
Wow. Do you practise to get that stupid?
you’re really reaching now chum. so very, very desperate
it’s absolute proof that Kellners spouse has fuck all to do with his polling
because even if it wasn’t a loony conspiracy he’d hardly be inclined to help Brown after that kind of abuse was hurled at her
Brown lobbied for her at the time but the job is appointed by the European Council acting by qualified majority and then subject to the EU Parliament’s vote of approval, likewise she can only be sacked by the EU not Brown. so that would be another big fat FAIL! on your part.
WOW! you really are indeed most stupid
just doesn’t add up chum
try again and find another tin foil hat to dribble over
you clearly don’t need to practise being stupid as you were born thick as a plank and will end your days fumbling about in deranged ignorance
No 10 acts over ‘secret’ Unite plan to fill safe seats
Some senior MPs suspect that parliament selection process is being manipulated to benefit Unite or Ed Balls
Unite very definitely in control
and yet another excuse to put
“your continued leadership makes a Conservative victory more, not less, likely.”
Tories “act” over dodgy Peers.
Some senior MPs suspect that parliament selection process is being manipulated to benefit Lord Ashcroft.
Tax exiles definitely in control
So gordon is finally exposed as a serial liar.
All those general’s who said he was being ‘disingenuous’, y’know those General’s, that whelan & balls his attack dogs, tried to smear and discredit, WERE telling the truth.
What else has he lied about? Well the little things for a start like ‘he jogs every morning’ +++laugh+++ Have you seen that beer belly of his? He clearly weighs somewhere between 15stone plus. It would be physically impossible for him to jog!!
What about that slush fund of his – £50K per annum – and the anonymous donor that gordon said in a past pmq’s he ‘knew nothing about it’ !! I bet charliewhelan the UNITE thug was laughing up his sleeve over that one since his union is the most likely donor.
I’ve cured boom and bust – well maybe that wasn’t a lie at the time just the words of a seriously deluded egomaniac!! Very much along the lines of his claim – ‘I’ve saved the world.!!!
Exposed by who ?
From what I see it took some TV Factcheckers to uncover Browns lies.
Sadly, as per usual, Cameron has to get someone else to do his job for him.
An opposition that knew how to oppose would be nice.
‘Exposed by who?’ You miss the point!!!
We have a Pm that is a serial liar and a serious delusional egomaniac, not to mention a serious bully in need of anger management counselling.
This ‘man’ is not up to the job of PM – in fact he is an embarassment to the country – he’s making us a laughing stock with the rest of the world.
In truth gordon doesn’t need exposing because he keeps exposing himself for the incompetent idiot that he is.
Do you really think that the thug whelan and bully balls are not plotting behind gordon’s back about how they are going to wrest the labour party from his sweaty grasp after the election? Think again!!
Some of us want to vote for something.
UKIP,LibDems,SNP,B&P,Greens & everyone else calls Brown rubbish.
It’s right but it’s not enough on it’s own to be given the keys to number10.
The point is the public thinks they are all dishonest after expensesgate.
So the public needs more than the same old chatter.
These things have been exposed before, although it may be the first time the press has seized on them in this way.
Nice work by CH4 News. Now if they can start working their way back through the laws Liebore have been making based on false science and false public backing, we may actualy get somewhere.
Don’t expect the BBC to run this as a major story, after all the PM being caught out lying about the lack of funding of our armed forces isn’t important is it?
Lord Ashcroft is more important.
BBC Ten o’Clock news led on it.
But tucked away in a report about the “improving” unemployment figures was a throwaway sentence about manufacturing job losses in Coventry where production of black taxi cabs is being transferred to China.
Breaking News: “The UNITE union have struck an agreement with unions in France, Germany, Italy and America to refuse to service or go slow BA planes on landing.”
International Communism is alive and well and attempting to destroy a major British company and Gordon Brown’s right-hand man Charlie Whelan is in this up to his neck.
‘gordon brown’s right hand man is in this up to his neck’ ??!
whelan the thug occupies a desk in no10 and is gordon’s puppetmaster – gordon is bought and sold by whelan and UNITE – you can bet GORDON is also in this up to his neck!!!
I wonder if Whelan likes to take Gorgon up the arse?
probably as much as Dave enjoys taking it up the arse from Hague
Whelan is playing with the big boys now,with a bit of luck he may end up in a concrete overcoat.
No whelan and balls are plotting to get control of the labour party after the next election.
Personally speaking, I hope that happens because they will take the labour party so far to the left that it will be more than a generation, if ever, that it can get itself elected again.
And given labour’s disastrous record for wrecking the economy the longer they are kept out of power the better!!
And given the Conservatives disastrous record for wrecking the NHS,education,manufacturing industry,building societies,the utilities,the rail network and society in general, the longer they are kept out of power the better!!
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/concoughlin/100030323/finally-gordon-brown-is-forced-to-admit-the-truth-about-defence-spending/
SMASH BRITISH AIRWAYS!!
SMASH CAPITALISM!!
SMASH THE ENGLISH KULAKS!!
FIVE MORE YEARS!!
FIVE MORE YEARS!!!!!!!!!!
Bolshevism never died it just became chameleonlike and turned into cultural marxism and Labour Party ‘socialism’.
Lenin, Trotsky, and co would be pleased with Gordon Brown.
Don’t forget Uncle Joe, who like Brown came to Socialism from a religious background.
Unite really need to be put down after this stunt.
Me and My Hero’s , is a Modern Love Story, Tweet Tweet
Me and My Hero Tony, is a Modern Love Story, Twit Twit
Maybe the tune it should be retitled “we’ll be the short change for you”
It was satisfying to hear Clegg getting jeered at PMQs today as he blamed Tories and Labour for their funding donor problems when the Libs have taken a not insubstantial sum of money from a dodgy donor. The authorities allowed the Libs to keep the money but wouldn’t it have been morally upright for them to hand it back because it was tainted?
It’s still a three way fight between Larry, Curly and Moe
TaT is a loon who is never ever right.
And you’re just a c’unt. At least tat gives us a larf.
Hi TaT! Still Schizo?
Poor old thick as thieves. He can’t stay away, just keeps limping back here for more ritual humiliation. LOL
said the Bush poodle
still wrong about everything?
TaT,
No. Being wrong about everything is your speciality.
Sadly not me. The enigma that was tat is no longer among us,only cut and paste disciples.
Another great man was once crucified by lesser men who only realised his worth after the event.
I slayed him and i’m still around
A lot of little pricks were enough to bring down Gulliver.
did he have a blog?
http://www.facebook.com/posted.php?id=65222102372&share_id=346434484257&comments=1
There is Something very weird about this tune.
It is in A flat.
The first note starts way below middle C and the top pitch is E flat barely above middle C.
The singers must all have beards or have recently opted for a sex change.
To give some indication of what a good male Tenor can reach – it is many notes (about a perfect fifth higher!)
Is this a sign of the “change” to come that the Libby’s are about to bring to Britain?….. women whose voices break?
i was born in a flat
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TORY CENSORSHIP AT WORK
from home write then
Think-tank calls for David Cameron to be axed ‘to save money’
HEAR!! hEAR!!
Gordon Brown and Peter Mandelson have made a perfectly reasonable request to David Cameron to resign as leader of the Conservative Party and to leave politics.
yeh they were liebour mps and we all know they dont really have any brains to think with. Unite does all lieburs thinking for them
Isn’t “the change” a euphemism for the menopause?
Does that mean that the limp dims are menopausal?
See post 65.
You can keep the change…
The boss of the Teamsters Union in the US, James Hoffa Jnr, has just been on the TV pledging support for his comrades in Unite.
Hoffa Jnr is, of course, the son of former Teamsters boss, Jimmy Hoffa, a notorious mafia gangster and thug.
What is a major British trade union (the largest benefactor of the Labour Party) doing in bed with a mafia front organisation?
Does Gordon Brown have anything to say about this or is he happy that international Marxists and the mafia are coming together to attack a major British company like British Airways?
Everything Charlie Whelan touches stinks of shit.
I feel sorry for the ordinary BA workers who are being completely shafted by Whelan and Unite.
Poison the toffs!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/7465472/Stowe-school-kitchen-worker-suspended-over-poisoned-soup.html
Didn’t they vote for the strike?
90% plus in favour, according to a Unite MP on last night’s Newnight, or was I mistaken?
What i don’t understand is that other employees of BA are accepting pay-freezes, and didn’t the Pilots accept a cut not long ago, in order to rescue the company?
But the trolley-dollies want to keep their free meals and other perks, and more money as well.
They must be insane.
“It’s critical any BA volunteer staff working in Australia have the proper training and security clearance,” Tony Sheldon of the Transport Workers’ Union told Sky News. “We will be checking anyone who is working through any strike action to make sure they are allowed to work.”
I’m not. £30k for a waitress is a pretty good deal.
Also I have a neighbour who is a BA stewardess and she is a right stuck up cow.
Look whelan the thug has an office in no.10 – even guido video’d whelan coming out of drowning street, looking decidedly shifty in dark rimmed glasses, concealing cap and that funny raincoat, last week.
He’s been given open passes to no.10 and westminster and he is acknowledged as gordon’s puppetmaster – mandy has been binned!!
UNITE has taken control of gordon’s policies and they are now coordinating with the mafia/union in America.
What else do you expect from a mentally deficient pm and spineless ministers?!!
a mentally deficient Conservative leader and his dim gang of chinless wonders
Who is this Nick he is on about?
Nick Robinson aka Toenails. The chief Labour shill at the Bummers Broadcasting Corporation.
Who is the biggest scumbag working for Gordon Brown: Charlie Whelan or Damien McBride?
There’s only one way to find out:
FIGHT!!!!!
Neither of them, it’s Sarah who’s the biggest, nastiest, fattest scumbag of them all.
I thought that was Yvette Coopers nickname. You Tories really should learn to sing from the same hymn sheet.
‘Balls up’
Wrong dickhead! Magda Goebbels is what Downing St staff call the vile Sarah Brown behind her fat, flabby back.
I’m coming out at last
to support Dave
If the Maximim Imbecile had been truthful to the Chilcott Inquiry then he would have been pistol whipped in Afghanistan if he had visited it as he did!!
Fecking Landale said he had a successful visit to Afghanistan…only under false pretentions!
Slimy James Landale is only a whisker behind Toenails Robinson in his shilling for Labour at the BBC.
Happy St Patricks day!
I’ve got a cofession to make….
That Holy wine’s fucking lethal!
The BBC news is a joke. The BBC mongs claim this has only just come to light. Don’t the fucking drug using c untes at the BBC watch Channel 4 News? I’m sure some of the fucking gayer mongs at the BBC read this blog (in between snorting Meow Meow)
“…Spending figures
In real terms – i.e. taking account of inflation – Gordon Brown is wrong. Figures given to us by the Ministry of Defence (see at the bottom of the post) show the defence budget fell year-on-year in real terms on four occasions since 1997 when Labour came to power – in 1998, 1999, 2002 and 2007.
Worse, the defence budget also fell below 1997 levels (again in real terms) on four occasions – 1998, 1999, 2000 and 2002…”
http://blogs.channel4.com/factcheck/2010/03/10/brown-gets-defensive-about-budgets/
Note the date of the article, it’s a week old, so how come the fucking mongs like James Landale and Toenails didn’t spot this? The BBC is syupposed to be the finest news organisation it he world. more like a bunch of gay fucking mongs who don’t have a fucking clue.
You want to talk about stuff that was in the public domain that the government turned a blind eye to..?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/3222053.stm
Birmingham and Midshires. Owned by HBOS. Handing out liar loans on over-priced property?
Remind me again what fucked the banks? Oh yeah. Massive loans being made to folk who had no hope of paying them off.
Yet the BBC – who reported this story back in 2004 will still cheerfully parrot Brown’s lie that ‘it started in America’.
C*UNTS.
Brown has been lying and ignoring ‘inconvenient facts’ for a long time now. His lies about defence spending are just the latest.
Correction: BBC was reporting reckless HBOS lending back in 2003.
Now it’s reporting ‘it started in America’.
C*NTS.
the banks fucked the banks
and Bruin let them do it and fiddled while the economy burned in their fires
Brown didn’t just let them do it. He fucking well egged ‘em on. He handed out peerages to Goodwin and Crosby after this BBC expose.
For services to banking.
Aye, knock yourselves out lads. Lend money to these dumb c*nts. The richer they feel the more likely they are to keep voting for me.
It started in America you know.
Tractor Stats ‘r us says: Unemployment Falls
The number of people claiming Jobseeker’s Allowance (the claimant count) decreased by 32,300 between January and February 2010 to reach 1.59 million. This is the largest monthly fall in the claimant count since November 1997.
However in the same press release this morning:
The employment rate for the three months to January 2010 was 72.2 per cent. The rate is down 0.3 on the quarter and it has not been lower since the three months to November 1996.
The number of people in employment fell by 54,000 on the quarter to reach 28.86 million.
There were 1.04 million employees and self-employed people working part-time because they could not find a fulltime job, up 20,000 on the quarter.
However, the number of people unemployed for more than 12 months increased by 61,000 over the quarter to reach 687,000, the highest figure since the three months to August 1997.
The inactivity rate for the three months to January 2010 was 21.5 per cent. The rate has not been higher since the three months to October 2004 and it is up 0.4 on the quarter.
The number of inactive people of working age increased by 149,000 over the quarter to reach a record high of 8.16 million. This increase in inactivity was largely driven by the number of students not in the labour market which has increased by 98,000 on the quarter to reach 2.31 million, the highest
figure since comparable records began in 1993.
The number of people in employment was 28.86 million in the three months to January 2010, down 54,000 from the three months to October 2009 and down 482,000 on a year earlier.
Since employment in the public sector has risen in the last twelve months thanks to Darlings public spending binge, WE ARE LOSING 1400 JOBS PER DAY IN THE PRIVATE SECTOR AND THE PUBLIC SECTOR IS YET TO START SHEDDING JOBS
Jobseekers allowance claimaints fell by 32000, BUT 1000 students per day are leaving education to become economically inactive!!!!!!
DARLING HAS DONE NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO STIMULATE PRIVATE ENTERPRISE (I do not consider banks or Alan Sugar to be private enterprises). Instead of reducing tax on enterprise he claims to have helped 200000 businesses by deferring tax, THEN HE INCREASES EMPLOYER NATIONAL INSURANCE TAX ON JOBS. WAKE UP PEOPLE, DARLING IS EVEN WORSE THAN BROWN. HE GAVE US QUANTITATIVE EASING YET CLAIMS TO BE COMPUS MENTUS. LAST SUMMER HE SAID HE WAS FOR SPENDING RESTRAINT BUT HE HAS CUT NOTHING!!!!!!!
I see the liebour trolls are terribly upset today.
not long now guys and you’ll be swept away.
we know you dont like democracry, so we expect you’ll be back after getting the strikes started
you’re the cun’t who’s clearly upset
still crying because Dave is as shit as Brown and a hung Parliament is on the way?
Awwww… diddums
see I was right
where are you now charlie?
are you in no 10 or at your spacious offices at unite?
or have you got your real unite office in no 10?
Hey, Charlie, what’s it feel like to sell your soul to a bunch of Mafia-connected thugs? Does it feel good, Charlie? You ready to pay back, Charlie? You think you can diss the big boys Charlie? You like concrete overcoats, Charlie?
Charlie still thinks that the same thugs who facilitated David Kelly’s failure to give testimony at the Chilcott enquiry will be able to ensure his presence at the 2011 ‘Truth and Reconciliation tribunal’ convened by the next Tory government to help the murderers, arseholes, bastards, incompetents and jackasses of the past 13 years of Labour misrule confess their sins.
Personally I hope every single one of the Labour MPs from 1997 to the present catches arse cancer and dies in great pain over the course of many months.
But then I’m a bit of a softie.
They deserve far worse. Better than them were killed for far less.
will you be going back on this in a weeks time?
its happening quite a lot these days, getting caught out lying.
On this occasion you are correct.
very convincing portrayal of someone who isn’t upset and crying like a baby
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
you must work either directly for liebour, a union official or in the public sector.I’m certain you dont have a real job.
YouGov Daily poll Mar 17 Mar 16
CONSERVATIVES 36% 37%
LABOUR 32% 32%
LIB DEMS 20% 19%
LAB to CON swing from 2005 3% 3.5%
this is the peter kellner baroness ashton liebour poll. its just the way they fiddle the figures for gordon, to help him get re elected.
In the last election, in 2005, support for the parties generally held steady in the run-up to polling day. YouGov polling for The Sunday Times showed Labour leads of between two and five points from January through to the June election. Labour’s margin of victory was three points
The last time the gap between the two main parties came this close and the Tory support was so low was in autumn 2007. That was before Brown’s honeymoon ended with his failure to call a snap general election. The Conservatives went on to peak in May 2008 with a 26-point lead.
YouGov, which began polling after the 2001 election, has developed a reputation for accuracy. Its final Sunday Times poll in 2005 was precisely right, and it accurately predicted Boris Johnson’s victory in the 2008 London mayoral election and the results of last year’s Euro elections.
they are still gordons friends and will do anything to help him. he put her in europe and kellner is a real liebour stalwart
corruption every where you look
Gordon Brown’s four-letter rant at Baroness Ashton for ‘letting UK down’
Gordon Brown hurled a torrent of abuse at EU Foreign Minister Baroness Ashton in a row over the way she is doing her job, it was disclosed last night.
The Prime Minister swore repeatedly at the Baroness over the telephone, leaving her shaken, according to well-placed sources.
Details of Mr Brown’s latest bullying outburst prompted claims that Baroness Ashton, 53, is losing the confidence of her own Government, as well as Brussels. According to one source, he accused her of ‘letting Britain down’.
Criticism of her conduct erupted into the open after she failed to visit Haiti in the immediate aftermath of the earthquake there
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1257793/Gordon-Brown-s-letter-rant-Baroness-Ashton-letting-UK-down.html
If the Yougov polls prove correct and we get a hung parliament with the Maximum Imbecile cutting deals with Clegg then it will be a personal disaster for Cameron.
But it will be a national disaster for the rest of us. The architect of the biggest crash in UK history still at large. still trying to cover up his fuckwittery by refusing to admit he’d made a mistake?
Admit it guys. In 1997 it was all ‘Thiiiings can only get betteeeer..’ and we believed it. Because we could see how things could get better.
This time we know it’s going to get a lot worse. The only question is how much worse. Brown, frantically clamouring to hide his previous fuck-ups is enough to tell me that he won’t be the one to fix things. Quite the opposite.
a hung parliament means a minority conservative government
there will be no deals
there will be no lib-dem cabinet ministers or proportional representation
there will be a minority government and life will go on
It will mean a minority Labour government. Clegg will be bought off with the vitally important new role as Minister for the Environment with remuneration and foreign travel (a la Al Gore) as befits his status and the fuckwittery will continue.
Clegg and Brown conspired to renege on both their EU referendum promises. They’re in cahoots.
A hung parliament with no decision-making is good a hung parliament with the Maximum Imbecile still trying to cover up his prior 13 years of fuckwittery = disaster.
I have never voted for Labour.
Tony was an obvious fraud way back in 1997.
Absolutely correct.
Lawyer turned ambitious politician – does humanity get any worse than that?
It will be counter-productive.
The stay-at-home-Labour will still stay at home as the Tories have for the past 3 elections. But those who want rid of the Maximum Imbecile will give it ‘fuck – I really do have to get out there otherwise these jackasses will get back in..’.
No one believes those Yougov polls. The people who work for Yougov are mongs.
People who tell pollsters the truth are mongs.
Look peter kellner is the husband of catherine ashton ( y’know that useless, drowning EU foreign minister that gordon has just appointed)
Just after gordon appointed her kellner, her husband, changed YouGov’s polling weighting and decided to run daily polls on new datasets which weighted in favour of labour voters.
What do you expect from these corrupt labour people. They are all about self serving, lying and distortng statistics??
Gordon Brown hurled a torrent of abuse at EU Foreign Minister Baroness Ashton in a row over the way she is doing her job, it was disclosed last night.
The Prime Minister swore repeatedly at the Baroness over the telephone, leaving her shaken, according to well-placed sources.
Details of Mr Brown’s latest bullying outburst prompted claims that Baroness Ashton, 53, is losing the confidence of her own Government, as well as Brussels. According to one source, he accused her of ‘letting Britain down’.
No more rigged Yougov polls for Gordon then.
Those who told Brown he was wrong but he laughed off …until today
Former Chief of the Defence Staff Lord Guthrie: ‘He (Gordon Brown) cannot get away with saying: “I gave them everything they asked for.” That is simply disingenuous.’
Ex-Chief of the Defence Staff, Admiral Lord Boyce: ‘He (Gordon Brown) is dissembling, he’s being disingenuous. It’s just not the case the MoD was given everything it needed
Head of the Army Sir David Richards: Defence cuts have triggered a morale crisis among troops which has a ‘cumulative and corrosive’ effect on them and their families.
Colonel Stuart Tootal, a former commander of the 3rd Battalion, the Parachute Regiment in Afghanistan: ‘I am quite staggered by the lack of any sense of responsibility. He (Gordon Brown) was the man with the purse strings.’
Former head of the Army Sir Richard Dannatt: ‘Gordon Brown bears responsibility for not fully funding the defence review of his government, and for claiming credit for increasing funding when actually there was a reduction in value.
Senior Ministry of Defence civil servant Sir Bill Jeffrey: Mr Brown forced the military to make ‘cuts’ and left them ‘very stretched indeed’ because he did not give them enough money, saddling commanders with ‘significant problems’
The BBC say Gordon is a great man and who gives a fuck how many white working class bastards get killed because they are Tory bastards anyway. Gordon should give the BBC more money for Meow Meow.
why dont BA sack all their staff and replace them with thai or filipinos?
it is what is happening in every other trade ……..outsourcing means corporations get richer while the west bites the dust………
BA is full of old battleaxes.get rid of them and have some lovely thais……..
all for about £1 per day………
ive got a lot of ties in my wardrobe
Replace them with Polish birds, they are really fit unlike the Brit mingers.
gutless gordon = whelan the thug & jack dromey = UNITE = hoffa the USA unions – american mafia
hoffa was convicted of jury tampering, bribery and fraud and eventually imprisoned. jimmy hoffa finally ‘disappeared’ in July 1975 whilst he was waiting to meet the mafia bosses giacolone and provenzano.
hoffa the son carries on where his father left off and whelan the thug is his buddy pal and following close behind.
whelan the thug is also the man in control of no10 and the puppetmaster in control of gordon’s strings.
Surely to Christ Labour/Unite are not in league with the teamsters? Surely this is a badly researched/deliberate misinformation story planted by Labour so they can kill the bigger lie (Labour is sponsored by American gangsters) and thereby kill the slightly smaller lie (Labour is owned by Marxist gangsters).
Surely Labour are not so desperate for cash that they would swap being funded by the KGB to being funded by American drug-dealers?
Oh fuck. This will really trash their polling figures.
Shame.
UNITE /whelan has been to the USA and met with Teamsters and hoffa junior!
Let’s face it whelan and hoffa junior have lots in common .
And gordon needs to face the fact that he’s just a puppet of the unions and the mafia!!
But then look at him!! You couldn’t ever think he was in charge of anything could you?
http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00275/gordon-brown-helmet_275304s.jpg
Whelan better watch his step dealing with the Teamsters Union. Noted for Mafia connections. Ask favours of them and they’ll want something back. Whelan could come unstuck – big time.
You mean the Whelans might fall off ????
Charlie/Gordon/Unite/Labour, Someday, and that day may never come, I’ll call upon you to do a service for me. But uh, until that day – accept this justice as a gift on my daughter’s wedding day.
da da da da da da da da da daaaaaa
Charlie propping up the Giant’s Stadium, eh?
Well, it’s a thought…
Mr Cameron told The Independent on Sunday: “I am delighted that Richard Balfe is going to help develop our relations with the trade union and co-operative movement. I have always said that free enterprise and the co-operative principle are partners, not adversaries, and co-operatives have an important role to play in public service reform by bringing dynamism without the loss of public ethos.”
Correction – thereby kill the slightly smaller truth (Labour is owned by Marxist gangsters).
Talking of Hoffa Snr, has anyone seen Steven Purcell recently ?
Joking aside. I can understand why he would choose to lie low. But maybe the choice ain’t his. And maybe there’s no hope of resurrection. Has anybody asked his mum (f alive) if he’s been in contact? His ‘partner’? His supplier?
Mebbe time to file a missing persons report with Glasgow police.
Alligator food in Florida, it is rumoured…
Reptiles hate pickled food.
The economy is now dependent on money from loan sharks so is it any surprise that New Labour desperate to fund its own bankrupt party coffers doesn’t enquire too closely into the origin of donations, what matters is how well the source can be laundered whether from Unite, Oligarchs, Dodgy Business Owners or the Mafia and come to think of it why does Gordon make frequent trips over to Afghanistan all of a sudden and them Poppy fields are getting Bigger.
Ha Ha, BBC and ITN Tens both leading on Brown being a lying cnut to Chilcott, Newsnight with it as story #2 behind a special report on troops in the ‘Stan.
Nokias in the Bunker going through their pre-flight checks….
Newsnight now covering the Chilcot lying story too in some depth and pointing out that Brown has failed to apologise for the lies.
It was not a lie; I ‘misspoke’.
I hope Lord Chilcot has the balls to recall the Prime Monster and force him to give his evidence again, this time under oath and in the dock.
[...] Lib-Dims trying to live up to their nickname. By Sinister Lurker I would never vote for them anyway, but the Lib Dems are busy trying to prove how fucking hopeless they are:http://order-order.com/2010/03/17/lib-dem-choir-clanger/ [...]
Why not just do away with the old fashioned ballot box stuff and settle it with ordeal by Twitter, Facebook, i-tunes,The Now Show and Give a Politician a Makeover the new BBC programme…… suggestions on a postcard.
Or text our vote to Davina, Big Bruvva style, innit ??
You gotta be joking on that one, for a start the bastards would charge you £1 a minute to vote and then fiddle the result, any company (the BBC) that can deprive a load of kiddies of a clear majority vote on what to call the new Cat on Blue Peter is certainly not to trusted with grown up things.
pistols at dawn?
Up at the crack of Dawn.
I suggest seeing how resistant they are to live ammunition. Geneva convention rules – no hollow-point ammunition. Particularly for Prescott. An expanding round would stop in its tracks before it reached any vital organs with that c*nt.
a real proper poll
Angus Reid for Politicalbetting Mar 17 Mar 11
CONSERVATIVES 39% 39%
LABOUR 26% 26%
LIB DEMS 21% 18%
LAB to CON swing from 2005 8% 8%
Only a 13% lead?
Brown (belatedly) caught lying about underfunding the military through two wars he went along with instigating and still only a 13% lead?
Why are there more than 1,000 people in the UK (Labour MPs, their wives/boyfriends and ‘construction business’ brothers) still prepared to vote Labour?
They’re fucking liars, murderers, gangsters and fucking crooks.
This isn’t conjecture. This isn’t supposition. This is fucking fact.
yes it’s a fucking expenses mystery expenses isn’t expenses it ?
I don’t believe these polls. Unscientific I know, but I took a look at Nick Robinson’s blog yesterday, in which he tried to draw a parallel between McMental and Winston Churchill.
Out of 500 comments I counted two that weren’t downright abusive.
2 out of 500. And imagine the ones they moderated out of existence even to rig that figure.
I bet they had a ‘balanced’ report on the leader page with one opposing view apiece though. Ideally picking the least articulate view dissing the Maximum Imbecile.
Those two were written by Kevin Maguire and Charlie Whelan. At least Gordon has two friends left.
“Toilets” Maguire and “Hoodie” Whelan
Just how low can ZanuLabout fall ?
When we thought they were already in the sewer…
Anyone watching Newsnight? Some decent reporting from the BBC for a change, out in Afghanistan – but focussed on the human level, not the politics. What I’d liek to know is this – what the fuck are we throwing away British soldiers for, in this rotten unwinnable war?
Brown’s a liar, that’s true enough. But the lies are the least of it. Why, you labour bastards, are we in these fucking wars in the first place?
troops out… and home.
Agreed.
Agreed, they have been following the Green Howards on a semi-regular basis, it’s heart-breaking to hear the relatives back home. It’s a pity they don’t do a concerted regular effort on educating this country about the enemies within, the 5th Columnist….ZanuLiebor!
which won’t happen under Cameron
best get used to those bodies piling up for the next 5 years
I’d like to know why all video clips aren’t working…
Just blank whites…
That’s a good idea. Let’s blank whites.
What do you spend that £90,000,000 of taxpayers money on per year, really?
Somebody or some thing has uninstalled your adobe flashplayer.
Pathetic little fat fucker Charlie Whelan is squealing like a pig:
“Mr Whelan angrily dismissed the comparison and accused the Tories of conducting a “witch-hunt” against him.”
Come on Charlie, let’s here you squeal like a pig, fat boy!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/7467581/Unite-boss-Charlie-Whelan-hits-back-over-Labour-links.html
Hey Charlie, my friend, you want I take out that Cameron punk?
Eh, what you say comrade? If there’s a job to do the Teamsters will do it.
jimmy hoffa says tonight that the teamsters give their ‘ moral and material support to whelan and UNITE’
I wonder what that means??!
It means they won’t give any assistance to unskilled scabs reliving the Grunwick strike.
What’s it going to be? A Valentine’s Day massacre of ‘scab’ cabin crew at BA?
Fucking hell. As if they didn’t have enough to worry about with C*nts withexploding knickers getting on the plane.
Flying pickets?
you are thinking brit tactics. think yank gangster
Sounds like a job for Air Chief Marshal Dowding, but looks like ‘little wing’ soon.
Red Herring:-
Flying Pickets, nice one.
Gordon Brown on radio news just now refused to condemn or even criticise UNITE’s links with Jimmy Hoffa’s notorious Teamsters Union in the USA.
Seems it’s alright with Gordon that a British trade union and major contributor to the Labour Party teams up with American gangsters to attack a British company.
You have to understand that gordo is now completely controlled by whelan the thug who is in turn controlled by jimmy hoffa the mafia boss!!!
gordo would not dare speak out of turn now- he’s just a puppet of the big international criminal bosses!!!!
“he’s just a puppet of the big international criminal bosses!!!!2
Could say much the same for Bilderberg Dave.
Er no we couldn’t. Dave doesn’t have junior mafia boss jimmy hoffa’s bosom pal ie whelan in his office ( ie no 10 drowning street) pulling his strings and telling him what to say! gordon does !!!!
NWO COMMUNIST UNION TURNIPS CONTROL THE WORLD!!!
THEY ALREADY CONTROL NELL’S BRAINCELL!!
THEY KILLED JFK AND FAKED THE MOON LANDINGS WITH A TURNIP!!
No, not really given the known facts.
But please, don’t let the truth get in the way of a Unite sponsored smear.
Osborne, Mandelson and Roffs child?
Second home allowances?
EU?
War?
Friends Of Israel?
correction not British Company Britain takeover
because he’s a fairly straight sort of an heir to blair
and he loves a good war as much as the next warmonger
Indian jobs for Indian workers. Bloody blimey.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/7465541/White-British-actresses-told-to-leave-Bollywood.html
Anti-white discrimination, couldn’t happen over here. Oh, sorry it already does.
We’re the only race that let’s ourselves be shit on in our own country.
It’s called multi-cultural enrichment innit.
The best of it is, we let banana boat passengers, rice bowlers and cowards fleeing their own countries lecture us and dictate to us the terms we have to treat them on as soon as they reach OUR country.
Fuck them all. I’ve had enough.
mmmmmmmm
if she’s chucked out of india, she’s welcome to pop round to my place…
Well, given the historical perspective & the crimes that this white womans forebares undoubtably perpetuated against the Indian people this decision is the right thing to do,
Positive & affirmative discrimination against the white anglo saxon race redresses the balance, & secures the immigrant & ethnic vote for Labour.
So suck it up you English bastards – I have fucked you forever.
The Indians are right to be worried about foreigners coming over there taking their jobs. Just watch if Brown gets re-elected. It will take him only a few weeks to get us to Weimar rates of money printing.
They’ll have millions of Brits going over there mopping up their IT jobs at cut-throat prices.
What a Tory Milf Theresa May is!!!
Those leather boots and the Star-Trek Top, bet she looks great with just the boots and sussies on!
Sorry Guido, that is worse than any Jehovas Witness tune I have had the severe & unedifying displeasure to be tortured by.
Cringe worthy does not even come close.
I have just put money on the Limp Dums losing seats at the next GE – providing McStalin & his Unite / UAF forces of far left Pol Pot utopianism do not find reason to postpone democracy until the electorate comes to its “senses”.
DC has only one route to thwarting the unions should he win a majority – engage & destroy with extreme prejudice.
Has he the balls?
He won’t need to pass any new legislation in order to do so.
Labour has kindly left in place all the legislation needed for full-on Marxism/Fascism/Whateverism.
Civil Contingencies? Suspension of double jeopardy? Suspension of right to silence? Suspension of jury trials? 42 day detention without charge? Seizure of assets without a court order?
Mmmm. Makes you fucking proud to be British eh?
For me the only question is will Brown trust Cameron with all those powers of oppression his vile government so conveniently organised or will he not take the chance.
I’m still more unsure than I should be that Brown will call an election at all. I sincerely mean that. He’s not such a fuckwit he doesn’t realise the enormity of the destruction of civil liberties his evil party has made. And now he’s being asked to gamble about whether or not his mortal enemy will abuse the powers his vile government put in place?
This is Brown. He brings out the worst in everybody. He assumes the worst of everybody. I’m not sure he’ll risk an election at all. Of course he’ll come up with a jolly good excuse under the Civil Emergencies thing but we’ll know better eh?
Duncan Smith said pretty much the same thing on the politics Show last week.
I would hope this is where HM would step in and recall the Army.
It all comes down to ‘Mr Courage’ Brown.
We may not believe he has the balls to face an electorate, but by the same token, He certainly doesn’t have the balls to face down world opinion if He doesn’t give us an election.
so gordon as chancellor did cut defence spending in 2005 whilst our boys were engaged in action
WHAT A C U N T
No doubt it was the right thing to do. 2005? election in the offing? House prices flagging a bit? He had his placemen at the ‘independent’ BoE slash interest rates to keep the feel-good factor going and pissed borrowed money into the bedwetter’s favourite public services.
Of course the money had to come from somewhere.
Still, Labour got re-elected and that’s really what’s important eh?
Indeed. Caught out, red handed, lying (on several occasions) about the fact that he cut defence spending after sending British forces off to war, and what does the arsehole do?
Pull his usual trick of obfuscation – hide behind convoluted statistics, all carefully adjusted to disguise the fact that he is an amoral treacherous bastard.
Apologise? Admit that he made a mistake? Of course not.
There really is something wrong with this man.
Old Charlie better becareful he doesn’t end up as part of the London Olympic stadium like J Hoffa Sr is one with the Giants ground foundations.
Who is this “Lord Sir John Chilcook” that Gordon said he is writing to in PMQs?
I was waiting for someone to get on that one heh heh.
Perhaps he’s writing to the Chilkoot River Lodge in Haines Alaska.
http://chilkootriverlodge.com/
Hell of a fucking drive from LA I can tell you.
Perhaps he’s writing to the Chilkoot River Lodge in Haines Alaska.
http://chilkootriverlodge.com/
Hell of a fucking dr*ve from LA I can tell you.
He’s actually Lord Omaha Beach Chilcot..
The well-known toothless whitewasher…
I love a bit of bully.
Tone and Dave have the same airbrusher…
so prudence was only for the defence budget
Mick Brookes, general secretary of the National Association of Head Teachers, said that the drug had rapidly been gaining popularity in schools and was being taken by children as young as nine. But head teachers and police were powerless to act because the drug was legal — and schools even had to return confiscated drugs after class.
“This drug clearly has the same inherent dangers as any Class A drug and I think serious consideration should be given to banning it,” Mr Brookes told the BBC. “The problem with that is that you then criminalise the people who take it, so we need to think very carefully about what we do, but act with some speed.”
so we need to think very carefully about what we do, but act with some speed.”
T hee.
Those who died took Methadone, 4 times more dangerous than Heroin.
Just MSM deflection from the real issue, why are we handing out an addictive drug that’s more dangerous than heroin?
becuz drugs are bad, mmmkay..
and alkyhol isn’t a drug it’s a dr!nk mmmkay..
They’re not “handing” it out. It’s a chemical based plant food that also “feeds” the brain, freely available on the internet.
The sooner the government install controls over the menace of unregulated access to a clear and present threat, the sooner we can begin to protect our kids.
http://mydavidcameron.com/posters4/iht2
What about this Dorries Hoon then?
What a fucking twat.
So much for the ‘Tory tiger’
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/conservative-mps-expenses/7468582/Tory-MP-embroiled-in-the-expenses-scandal-in-plot-to-stop-Esther-Rantzen.html
He’ll do anything for a sniff of her panties.
Come to that, so will i.
Two people who aren’t married any more know each other. Neither of them like Esther Rantzen.
I would have thought the Prime Minister of this country lying to a public inquiry to cover up the fact he hasn’t protect our brave troops was a bigger story but there you go.
‘know’ each other
the same way Miligan knew a satsuma presumably
LoL!
Nothing to do of course, with Nadine’s comments on the Telegraph-led expenses scandal..?
That is shit. It’s like some awful primary school sing along
mmm harriet not happy . Daves question gained some traction .Redwoods question was intriguing £700bn is quite alot , ruin said 300000 are leaving the employment register every month ???
Laugh? I nearly paid the licence fee.
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/tv_and_radio/article7066213.ece
Bliar the liar received oil money and tried to cover the fact up:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/mar/17/tony-blair-cash-south-korea-oil
SCANDAL ALERT.
Evil McDoom has been using our cash to try and rig the election
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/5849178/the-cost-of-browns-propaganda-splurge.thtml
Seven weeks today we kick the twat out of Downing Street!
Dan the man tells it like it is:
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danielhannan/100030329/gordon-brown-refuses-to-back-the-travelling-public-against-the-ba-strikers/
Not only is Gordon a liar but he pisses away your money too.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8573015.stm
Great poster:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_z5hT1P0X79c/S6FqrvMHiUI/AAAAAAAAF1U/elAv4RANaxk/s1600-h/isntworking.jpg
Lord Ashcroft has given more than £4m to the Tories since 2005
Former Conservative leader William Hague was kept informed about the negotiations of Lord Ashcroft’s tax status, leaked papers have suggested.
He was said to be “satisfied” with the final outcome in July 2000, Cabinet Office papers seen by the BBC showed.
Lord Ashcroft, a major party donor and deputy chairman, became a peer even though he recently declared he had not paid full UK tax on foreign income.
The Commons public administration committee is launching a fresh inquiry.
No mention of Labour’s non Dom Peers. Any idea how Lord Paul made his money?
Cheap child labour in India but dont tell him i told you
want to know what Ashcrofts gagged story is ?
Nobody gives a shit about the rehashed and recycled Ashcroft smears non story, you are talking to yourselves comrades.
You can engage in mental masturbation all you like but like the loony talking to the wall you appear desperate and not a little sad.
Labour mongs are either so stupid or so desperate to hang onto their smears that they no longer realise just how this constant smearing plays witht the electorate, we want to hear about real scandals and real policies and real solutions.
Waaahh! Waaaahh! Waaahh! Waaaah!
Stop picking on our Sleazy Deputy Chairman of the Conservative Party
IT’S NOT FAIR!!!
Waaaahhh!
nothing funnier than their spittle flying frustration and petulant whining
Dave Blair wouldn’t know a Policy if it shit on Hagues bald prevaricating slaphead
vote labour to get filthy rich and a lifetime immunity from prosecution.
Its the right thinh to do.
How about don’t vote for either of the greedy thieving Parties because they are sleazy scum ?
THAT’S the right thing to do.
The only difference between Ashcroft and Balls is the colour of their shit smeared rosettes. Amazing that some still don’t have the brainpower to work out that’s why the public doesn’t want Brown or Cameron.
I am not a Tory and certainly not a troll.
Like me the general public are fed up with, and have seen through the lies and spin admirably aided by the BBC. Why is it on a day when the Prime Minister admits that he deceived Parliament, the Chilcot Inquiry, and the general public, all I have heard on the radio this morning is Ashcroft, a non story. We just don’t care about him. We care about our troops being underfunded and Brown, the spineless specimen of a man lying about it.
good luck with five more years of slaughter from the warmonger Parties
I’m afraid Dave doesn’t have superhuman powers to protect all British troops from dying in a pointless quagmire
so all this crass exploiting of dead troops in a war he fully supports is going to come back to haunt him fairly quickly
Questions the BBC never seem to ask.
Were Lord Paul (privy councillor) and ALL other Labour Non Doms asked to sign the same statement when Labour invited them in
for cashbecause they were nice?BBC stated this latest revelation had been released by people who REALLY don’t like Lord Ashcroft. Ok.
Q) What were their reasons in not releasing this info earlier?
Q) Is it because it’s information that they shouldn’t be ‘privy’ too (Geddit)
Q) If so, is there something here that after a bad week for Zanu (Unions + Lying McGobSh*te) are so flustered they care less about revealing their sources?
Maybe’s here’s where the election mud slinging really starts. I really hope Cameron and Clegg are up for this, with Whellan in charge it’s going to get very nasty, FAST.
Good bloke Lord Ashcroft helping to get rid of the Unite Union and the Labour idiots destroying Great Britain
Nadine Dorries
The Telegraph is running a story about the trougher and her boyfriend. He is being put up againt Esther Rantzen in Luton South as a spoiler. In addition, the Torygraph claims they both engineered a situation which would fight back against the paper and take the heat out of the parliamentary enquiry into her free loading (theft). Dave needs this like a hole in the bum.
what’s this?! The dead tree press beating Guido to a story of gossip around Westminster? Whatever next! Come on Guido, wake up and fill in some more juicy info!
And the hot news for the BBC is that uni funding is being cut or frozen – like we didnt’ already know this? Number 2 story is that govt papers have been conveniently leaked overnight to tell us the Ashcroft story, again – oh, and here’s that story in full again: ‘Rich man does nothing wrong’. BBC then turns attention towards small boy on aeroplane, disputed elections in far-off lands, bank robbers dressed as leprechauns…. But the Prime Minister of the day lying to parliament and an enquiry he set up himself? Nah. That’s not news.
Death to the BBC…
Did not here much about pmq’s on radio 4′s ‘ yesterday in parliament ‘ guessing Brown had another bad day spent a long time on the Lords though something to do with care for the elderly
I have put in my complaint to the BBC. It is a disgrace and an insult to our troops and all the thousands of innocent Iraqi civillians who died.
Brown and NL have blood on their hands. I hope they all rot in hell.
Hague is up shit creek
Hague is up shit creek
hear him squeal and fluster
Hague is up shit creek
oh dear! Billy Hague claimed Lord P. was the same as Ashcroft because he had also just admitted he was a non dom.
unlucky Billy-boy, P.s he’s always admitted he’s a non dom unlike Ashcroft
it is you who’s waffling about why you wouldn’t come clean years ago Billyboy
Hague sounds lie an evasive weasel
not good, not good at all
Thats it then, Ashcroft is back in play. So goodbye to the union slush fund donations scandal and our glorious lying pm. Time for Tory boy to start targeting individuals as that seems to be the game now. There will be more labour attacks now they are losing ground again.
Labour Trolls Don’t like it up em’ do they?
So much for more ashcroft stories leading the news.
It’s all about Brown lying to chillcott
The Scotsman – More questions than answers on not such a ‘better day’ for Brown – 1 hr ago
http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/leaders/More-questions-than-answers-on.6161180.jp
Guardian – Wrong wrongs? Right wrongs? It all felt wrong – 3 hrs ago
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/mar/18/gordon-brown-wrong-simon-hoggart
ITN – Brown under pressure over Iraq climbdown – 3 hrs ago
http://itn.co.uk/60605c057323496145b68733d36ee94d.html
FOXNews.com British Prime Minister Brown Admits Misinformation on Defense Spending to War Inquiry – 14 hrs ago
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/03/17/british-prime-minister-brown-correct-evidence-defense-spending-war-inquiry/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%253A+foxnews%252Fworld+%2528Text+-+World%2529
Reuters UK Brown forced to change stance on army spending – 14 hrs ago
http://uk.reuters.com/article/idUKTRE62G2ST20100317
Fu*k Ashcroftm Fuc*k Hague.
Yesterday the prime minister of this country admitted that he deceived Parliament, deceived the Chilcot inquiry and deceived countless millions of members of the public about his funding of the MOD whilst we were involved in a war.
The C*nt has blood on his hands why isn’t the BBC, the press, the opposition tearing into him?
Who was the last prime minister to lie to parliament?
I’ll give you a clue.
It was after Blair lied about WMD.
and Dave who supprted that war because he’s daft as a brush and Blair’s mini-me
for 5 more years of bloody slaughter vote Dave or Brown
Vote Brown get Whelan.
In fairness, Dave was lied to. All the Tories *were* lied to. When they took their vote, they had been assured by Blair that he had intel that backed his assertions. The privy council were further told that foreign intel confirmed absolutely that Saddam had WMD and was hurrying to make weapons ready.
Now, some of us would have been able to take this apart, and knew at the time that some claims were simply impossible – mustard gas left over from GW1 etc – but it was at least possible to believe the govt. Blair lied to the fucking privy council FFS.
or Balls for chancellor.
was it my imagination or was there a penis on the side on the car mandleson was in today?
LORD ASHCROFT
A PRWeek poll of 3,000 people found 51 per cent were aware of such stories. Some 37 per cent of people said the Ashcroft coverage had damaged the Tories’ reputation.
Worryingly for the Conservatives, 37 per cent of people also remembered the 2006 story of leader David Cameron cycling to work, trailed by a chauffeur-driven car, in a botched attempt to display his green credentials.
Some 18 per cent believe this story affected the party’s current reputation.
Hello hello, tractor statistics! Booooooooring.
LABOUR
100% OF PEOPLE SURVEYED REMEMBERED
wmd
lying to chilcott
obama beach
adam boulton death stare
2 botched coups
flipping homes
4 mps in court
gb billions of debt
no money for troops
blears waving the cheque
gb saving the world
bonuses for bankers
You ain’t seen nothing yet…
Macbride, Dolly, Watson, Balls, Byrne, Draper and the Gang of Nasty Smearers will be on to you all…
Helped by the Teamsters and Jimmy Hoffa Jr… (FFS)
And Unite thugs already at work at BA…
I have FORCE on my side
We have already disgraced Britain
We will continue
I am the Leader of the Thug Party
Can I hug that Hoodie?
More from the press.
Times leads with the story of Jonah misleading the Chilcot Enquiry over defence spending and the reaction of the generals. Take a look at the BBC News website – in the main features – NOTHING A BIG NOTHING. There is a mention under Further UK News and is written as a response by Dave to the news. BBC impartial – you are having a larf…..
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/gordon-brown/7468478/General-Election-2010-Gordon-Brown-to-fight-Tories-with-tea-parties.html
gordon is so scared of facing the public in the forthcoming election that he’s going to go campaigning in the secure environment of labour supporters houses and talk to a few selected guests at a time over a cup of tea.
That way, of course, he won’t meet anyone angry at his under-funding of the armed forces and the subsequent deaths of our soldiers or any econonomically competent person asking him awkward questions about how he managed to run up a £trillion in debt.
I love a good war me
nell and I can bathe in the blood of dead soldiers while we exploit them in the election campaign, until after May then we’ll try to pretend they don’t exist
someone might just be reminding us every. single. day. though
the world loves warmongering boodthirsty scum hypocrites
My god, have you seen Browns nose?
And as sure as shit you can bet those parties will receive widespread detailed coverage by the media. WTF are the Torys doing about this blatant election campaign? Nothing, yet labour refuse to release statistics showing level of juvenile crime as it is too close to an eleection. Didn’t stop the fuckers releasing those made up employment figures. wankers
Sounds like Michael Brown’s ringtone to me
sounds like a choir of Clegg’s 30 ex’s all begging him to return
Well, I was thinking quite seriously of voting LibDem, but listening to that has rather put me off the idea.
Anyway… Back to the Music, man
Stabby synth-strings, over-quantised robotic timing, no ‘human feel’ or dynamics in volume (sounds like it was ‘programmed’, rather than performed and recorded).
Passes the time, I suppose..
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