Paul Waugh is enjoying Le Monde’s profile of George Osborne which gives him quite a kicking. Is it really that remarkable when a left-wing, French journalist gives a eurosceptic, British conservative politician a rough time?
She does have form, in a recent profile Virginie Malingre characterised another eurosceptic right-winger as a “Conservateur Barbare“. Charming…
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Problem with Osborne is that he sounds like he just sucked a helium ballon and we subconsciously perceive him as a light weight.
We’re all cursing “Le Merde” together.
We’re all still bored with your inane comments. Try harder.
can’t you fuck off back to Labourlist?
He must be hovering over this blog like a fucking banshee.
Of course, if Labour win the election, Ed Balls will become chancellor. We all know what a thoroughly well-respected a figure he is.
Better a “Conservateur Barbare“ than a spineless froggy cheese eating surrender monkey!
Me, shouting at Devine, Morley and Chaytor outside Westminster Magistrates today
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8561359.stm
Good stuff OH.
Splendid!
To Old Holborn –
Wondered if that was you. Good man.
Well done OH. If I’d known I would have sent you something small, brown and smelly to chuck in their general direction.
Sterling stuff Lord Holborn
Lord Hanningfield got away with it all and isn’t going to jail
in fact acording to Guido he doesn’t even exist any more
Hooray for Porkbusters!!
Who cares, it’s in fucking french.
English is the international language.
“English is the international language”,
The french absolutely hate that fact. English is also the language of the skies, french air traffic control often speak in french to British airlines landing in CDG, it is only when British pilots demand they obey international rules that the french air controllers revert to English.
The frogs can be difficult c*nts at best, they know their language is crap, that’s why they have a government department dealing only in trying to invent new English words that come out, like E mail.
Whereas we are perfectly at ease with using French words. Words such as ‘surrender’, we had to use a french word as there was no english equivilent.
Who gives a flying F..k what a French tart thinks. Is she working free lance for the BBC? That reminds me, anyone complained about them lately? Martin are u one of Charlie Whelan’s gang or are you on the bank roll of Bad Al (Press Slugretary)? Either way, f… off.
No, that’s a bit strong – French is a beautiful language, and the source that Latinized the barbarous Teutonic gruntings of newly immigrated Saxons into the tongue the World uses today. It’s just the people wot are crap.
Sir – you have it in one – France is a wonderful country – it is just a shame the French live there.
And the people in France are getting crapper:
http://puzzledelintegration.blogspirit.com/archive/2009/12/14/pour-eux-nous-sommes-deja-morts-et-enterres.html
Their own politicians are plotting their own demise. Traitors! British politicians are so patriotic that they woulld never do this.
What did Lord Wellington say once?
“We have always been
we are
and I hope we always will be…
detested by the French”
Ampers
Duke of Wellington — higher than a Lord who is a Baron… dukes are one down from the monarch her/himself.
Well, I just read it without recourse (a dodgy French word that…) to a dictionary, and if I could be arsed registering to comment at Le \Monde, could compose a perfectly legible comment in French to the effect that all the criticisms of Osbourne (no background in finance, a non-technical degree, a bit young for the job) equally applied to the Maximum Imbecile in 1997.
But then again I was educated under the direct grant system in a proper selective school – something which the Tories unaccountably failed to reintroduce in the 1980s.
About the only point in the entire article I agreed with was ‘Il apparaît coincé entre deux promesses incompatibles à court terme. Celle de s’attaquer à une dette exponentielle (elle devrait représenter 80 % du PIB d’ici à 2014), la priorité de M. Osborne. Et celle de ne pas renouer avec les pratiques de Margaret Thatcher, qui a mis à terre les services publics britanniques.’
Which, roughly translated means – ‘He seems, in the short term, caught between two incompatible promises. That of reducing a debt that is growing exponentially (it will increase by 80% of GDP between now and 2014), which is Mr Osbourne’s priority. And that of not achieving it by following the recipe of Margaret Thatcher, which decimated the British public services.’
Right on the money, Virginie – the excessive burden of ‘public services’ will indeed have to be reduced, and even you in France will have to face that necessity. Why the Conservatives can’t just come out and say that bemuses me, I’m afraid.
Tonight I will dedicate my stage show to George Ocborne
Blow, big man, blow…
French are suddenly focusing on Cameron and Osborne. It means they think Conservatives are going to win. Sarkozy Weighs Up Cameron.
Merde
‘Virginie Malingre’
Funny name, English translation would be ‘pretending to be a virgin in order not to work’.
Interesting. I didn’t know that virgins are excused work. Or is that just a French custom?
Being a virgin is hard work.
Ask any of the Noo_Lie_Bore Wimmin.
They have to fend off all the Prezzas of this world. And keep themselves chaste.
It’s their calling or vocation.
Innit.
Now yer French Virgin is summit else altogether. It’s a career thing dontchaknow. I think it’s why they talk so much.
No, it’s also Scottish.
Gordon’s a virgin, and he doesn’t work.
He’s certainly a cnut.
Roman also q.v. vestal virgins
Malingre adj sickly,ailing; poor,peaking, peakish; weakly.
Jezzuz, Susie, how the merde putain do you get to that pathetic translation.
Sickly Virginia, oui!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was meant to be a J O K E.
PS Your one is good as well.
Space here to mention that virgin olive oil is the one which runs the fastest….
Surely her name is too good to be true? But that would be to credit Le Monde with a sense of humour.
Must be making waves if the Frogs are hurling gutter insults.
I mort you
I always love it when a self-rigtheous, Nazi-collaberating, cheese eating, wine guzzling cowardly Frenchman sticks his smelly nose where it doesn’t belong. Perhaps Frenchy can explain why his country never would let the U.S. expidite Roman Polanksi after he pled guilty to child rape, or is France in favor of that?
My all time all time all time favourite is where an SS company wiped out the Frech village of Oradour.
No war crimes trial held afterwards because amazingly most of the company were French recruits to the SS.
..and this one from Guderian the Panzer General having swept across France in 10 days in 1940, when fighting for the Channel Ports ceased, they found that large numbers of French had been locked in various cellars by the British, because the French had wanted to surrender.
“Marianne in Chains” by Robert Gildea gives a more realistic view of the so-called French Resistance than that portrayed in the British and Hollywood Fiim Industry.
All too busy making money from the German Occupation to even think about resisting.
I will have a read of that, always thought that must of the hardwork was done by Brits and the SOE.
I still cannot believe that the French still dislike the fact (and cannot grasp why) that their fleet had to be destroyed.
The Danes managed to resist the Jewish deportations and it just did not happen, whereas in France, well I think we know the answer.
And I believe that the Rumanians, or was it the Bulgarians, the Bulgarians I think, en masse, refused to denounce anybody as Jewish.
‘Nobody’ got sent to the gas chambers. Even the church would not play the Nazi’s game.
We liked to play uncle Hitlers games very much so
It certainly wasn’t the Hungarians, Old Nick – a quick bit of Googling brings up some very interesting information on Sarko’s grandpa…
Ze British ‘av ze Comrade Herr Gorgon Brownstainovich.
‘ee zounds like my kind of man.
Az we used to zay Arbeit Macht Frei
Except, of course, that the French recruits came from Alsace and clearly considered themselves German. Alsace had long been disputed between France and Germany and was under German control from 1871-1918. It is likely, therefore, that the ‘French’ SS members had been born German citizens.
Of course the Nazi collaborating, garlic eating, cowardly, cheating, lying, sleazy, sheep burning surrender monkeys love child rape. It is what they do.
Just like the other common enemy of the English people , the Scots!
Those perverted Gallic fuckers just can’t get enough of the kiddies!
How is nick the nonce these days?
Still being buggered till he is bong-eyed by his boyfriend of many years martin webster?
Shut yer face ye right ned.
Who gives a flying fuck what the French think?……
France is a beautiful country…shame about the French.
I love it when you talk dirty.
Quite. Europe – socialist. the last socalled world war was between two factions of socialism – communism and fascism. the mistake we made was to get involved. We should have intervened solely to save the jews. If the european socialists want to wipe each other out – with muslim help – then let them get on with it. England should only concern itself with preservation of itself and those who embody intellect and civilisation. and socialists and muslims exclude themselves from bothl.
john in chehire
No problems with socialism and muslims in Great Britney?
Don’t you think that you have left it a bit too late to save yourselves from socialism and muslims?
Perhaps, just perhaps, if you stopped fighting ww2, you might wake up to the fact that the Fascists have the United Condom by the Ed Balls.
Great Britney, laughing stock of the civilised world!
I usually like reading your posts Nick, but sometimes you can seem really smug.
He’s gone native.
I have gone native, it’s true, and sorry if I ruined your joke Susie.
Smug, moi?
Guilty as charged!
But I was forced out of Great Britney for the sin of living in a hippy van and having no address, 1995.
That people like, an eccentric artist, me have been replaced with loads of polskis, mussies any anyfuckingbodyelses does tend to leave me with very little reason to not go native over here.
Well you can sure come back again now…Why not bring all your friends and all end up a millionaires?
The council will give you £738,000 to invest in a site to rent off them and 10 years later the title will revert to you. You can sell what was agricultural land for development. Simples.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/4092272/Anger-in-west-Suffolk-over-plans-for-738000-site-for-travellers.html
the cripple has a personality of a wet dishcloth and comes from a non-country so is very touchy about it
“England should only concern itself with preservation of itself and those who embody intellect and civilisation. and socialists and muslims exclude themselves from both”
Entirely agree.
Problem is where is the English spine? Its now a country overwhelmed by and overrun with S and M. It has caved in, rolled over and let itself be misruled by the worst slime ever to crawl unwashed from the bogs of McFifeland.
The commenters here criticising the French for WWII “expediency” should ask themselves what has happened in England since. For the answer is total capitulation, a McMentalist in charge and about to be re-elected.
Well Vive la Merde.
The French are laughing now at least they ban the burkha, force the M*zzies to integrate or go home and take their socialism a la carte and with a very large dose of salt washed down by excellent wine.
FUCK that!
We should have stayed out of it altogether!
I mean, we SAVED the Jews and how are we repaid? We give them their own country and they set their terrorists on us!
Then they invent ancestors out of thin air to create a whole holo-caust industry and make sure that people who were never in camps, or related to same, make it rich at the direct expense of millions of GENUINE Jewish relatives and victims of the prison, slave and death camps, who have NOT RECIEVED A FUCKING PENNY!!!!.
Then they insist on changing OUR laws to make THEM a “special and superior race” who are supposed to be immune from all global laws and treaties so that they can racially terrorise whomsoever they please and it is anti-semitic to suggest that we stop them!
Then they try to have OUR laws changed to outlaw opinion and free-thought and prevent the freedom to think that the holo-caust never happened, WHILST at the same time trying to prevent any other country recognising many other holo-causts, like the Armenian and the Ukrainian holo-causts. So they want to change our laws to outlaw holo-caust denial, whilst denying all other holo-causts. Fucking hypocrites!
OF COURSE the holo=caust happened, but to outlaw thought is the most sinister form of fascism/communism there is!
Then the fuckers, not happy with being saved from annihilation, they only go and try to pressurise the US to start world war fucking THREE!!!
They want the US to nuke a country that has a nuclear defence pact with Russia!
I used to think that saving the Jews was obviously, and unquestioningly, the right thing to do, but THEIR behaviour since has proven that it really seriously was not. The earth would be a much more peaceful place now if Israel did not exist!!! They are, in every single possible definition of the phrase, a ‘failed and rogue’ state.
They have all sorts of WMD, are not signatories to the UN NNPT, They ignore the UN and the IAEA and all laws, treaties and obligations relating to non proliferation of WMD, they threaten and actually invade and attack their neighbours, they threaten every country that does not swear absolute fealty to them. They ignore ALL UN resolutions against them, They engage in global murder, terrorism, torture, narcotics, slavery and do so openly and without apology.
Saddam was beheaded for far far less!
Shhhhh…. Ned, you’ll fuck their minds if you overload them with the truth!
Old Testament = Iron Age barbarism
New Testament = OK, we can live with that
Koran = Dark Ages barbarism.
Unfortunately, we need a new Charles Martel and a new Edward the First.
The French economy doesn’t bear too much scrutiny. A few large multi-nationals dependent on state aid, a lot of self-employed people and nothing in between. The socialist employment laws mean that no small companies can afford to employ anybody. Taxes are high. State (and EU) subsidies are rife.
Take no lessons on economic management from the French. Especially lefty ones.
No, no Eng, the rest of the world is watching your Genius, Gordum, to see how you Brits run an economy.
Le Monde is, of course, a heap of merde, unles you like the Gaurdian.
Oh yes, I used to mock my neighbours with the wonders of the Anglo Saxon financial model.
Used to!
It has really startled us here in good old Blighty just how quickly a bunch of incompetent loony lefties can screw up an eceonomy. In 1997 it was probably the strongest in Europe, and wasn’t too bad even in 2005 (though the underlying damage was done by then, as we now know). Getting it back to health will take a lot longer – but don’t write Britain off yet. We’ve faced adversity before and beaten it. We will again.
Made strong by who? Maggie the Conservative PM Vote Conservative. You know its the right thing to do
He’s not our genius Nick, we didn’t vote for him.
Nor did the Labour Party. But we are where we are… sigh.
Susie, can I be where you are? I liked the sound of that sigh…
CP, you have my deepest sympathy.
That pauvre con Bliar and the nufascist imposed the evil shit on you!
If you do not succeed in getting rid of these…, these…, these things, your only sane alternative will be to emigrate as I did.
Warning!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give it long enough out of gret slitney and you might start getting smug
Ah, France. A nation where anything it thinks it does better than anyone else, the Italians are far better. Food, fashion, architecture, cars, women, and running away.
The only good thing they ever did is execute the ruling class.coming this way soon
You leave Gideon alone!
The British don’t behave any better.
The English once upon a time, did
The Irish behave the best of them all!
Yes, when the Irish get in trouble for bad behaviour they tell the foreigners they’re English, they can’t tell the difference.
aye oit works a treat every fooooking time like.
He must be doing something right if the cheese eating surrender monkeys don’t like him.
Question: Why are French avenues lined with trees?
Answer: So the German army can march in the shade.
I’m sure they probably think the sun shines out of Brown’s arse too.
Wonder what they think of Hannan..?
Google’s translation of the “Conservateur Barbare“ piece is great!
“The two men had planned to launch a blog “Red Towel” on the lines of “Guido Fawkes”, where they peddling salacious rumors about the Tories.”
ha ha!
It’s easier to work out with my GCSE French than it is to use one of those bloody online translators.
“Red Towel” – covered in the blood of McBride’s victims?
Nah, it’s for when Harrie is on the rag, which is all the time. Speaking of Haggie, does anyone share my suspicson that she prefers the carpet over the stick shift?
‘Red Towel’? An instance of tampax legomenon.
Did Mandy ever do this French boiler a favour?
He wouldn’t really know where to start would he?
Fucking cheese eating surrender monkeys.
I wonder if there should be two hyphens somewhere in there. Use the minus key, usually found next to the plus key.
Oh no the French, this is why we need to bring back militias!
Can someone explain HOW with 5 dead soldiers returned home, the economy in the toilet bowl, the one eyed jock homosexual caught out lying about defence spending and yet more Liebour MPs caught troughing the BBC thinks the top story is some crap about a high speed rail link that won’t happen if ever for decades and some fucking kids bigging up BBC anti Tory stories.
Brown Broadcasting Corp.!
Another day, another cheap headline from their NuLiebour masters. And the Beeb falls for them all.
I agree with you about the high speed rail link it’s simply a pre election fantasy and likely to be completely unaffordable for Britain’s busted economy although it’s already brought the nimby’s out in force. Next week Gordon will announce Britain’s first manned lunar mission followed by the Holyhead Bridge to Ireland. All being completed because it’s the right thing to do.
Gordon Brown – the m*urdering fraudster who is men*tally bonkers and has never told the truth about anything,including the famous “rugby” match that never existed.
Utter piece of excrement.
Gone on 7th May.
Go to Gordon’s wikipedia entry which leads toa Guardian article which makes the claim that the Kirkcaldy (K)hoon’s eye injury might have been exacerbated in a rugby game.
might is a different word than was
So, essentially, he was a bit of a twat at school/in his street, and someone kicked the shit out of him?
The blinding of Brown involved a rugby incident,then the heading a soccer ball and finally(I think) a game of tennis.It is,needless to say,a series of lies.
his mad fucking mullah dad blinded him
for being a gay boy
‘Gordon Brown – the m*urdering fraudster’
1200 in Staffs hospital
baby P
Victoria C (and loads and loads of others)
Iraqii and Afghanii divilians
British soldiers
To XPD,yeah and some french bint is the bl—y news.
By the way where was that De Gaule general fighting the war from?.
It was the right thing to do
(while waiting for the Equitable Life pensioners to die off.)
The chinese intend to build a rail link to all major European cities within 10 years
I bet they manage it long before McMental even learns how to dress himself
Death In ZaNuLiebor Britain
3000 New Laws but nothing to protect this man!
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20100311/tuk-man-tormented-to-death-dba1618.html
Manc Chester needs a Chales Bronson,the vigilante one
This is happening every day in Gordon Brown’s Britain – as the police get the bonuses for beating their targets of speeding tickets…
56 days and counting…
Make your mind up Steve, you said 55 in another post earlier today. Now we appear to be going backwards. It’s very depressing. It’s only the thought of seeing these mendacious bastards kicked out that keeps me going, dammit. Have a care!
umm….
6th May is 8 weeks today, so it’s 56 days and 1 hour until the polls close…
Let’s not nit-pick, here; if that hoon gets re-elected, our taxes go skywards. Yours, his, mine. And I’m on minimum wage.
Gordon’s addicted to spending, when he can’t borrow any more, you’re fucked, I’m fucked, everyone’s fucked. 55 days or 56, whatever. He’s got to go.
Instead of wasting the SAS in Afghanistan (80 dead and severley wounded so far), we need them on the streets here in Liebor Britain, if a few of these yobs get roughed up a bit they will soon give up.
I notice the great emphasis placed on the Police comments that ‘he was not attacked’
or ‘he did not die due to being attacked.’
No, night after night for years, his family have to put up with this crap because nobody is prepared to do anything, and he conveniently probably dies from a heart attack.
“Roughed up a bit”?
I would much prefer some lampposts being used.
Hurt these f*uckers and they will melt away.
It’s only because no one hurts them that they continue.
Very very simple.
Transit van………Check
duck tape………..Check
Hoods…………….Check
6 inch nails………Check
Hammer………….Check
Map to forest……Check
Sounds like a plan.
But it wasn’t ‘crime’, it was ‘anti-social behaviour’, which is why ‘crime’ has gone down. Easy isn’t it.
Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime.
About time you shaved your armpits, you garlic breath bitch.
Hey Ozzy I must have been tuned into your brainwaves – see post 33.
I always go for the stereotyped cliche, it goes down a bomb on here.
Great Britney, a hoontry full of good looking women!
LARF
I guess those french chicks just don’t have big enough arses for you.
you’re a big enough arse for anybody mate.
She will get my vote any day – will she come to the polling station and help me with my “X”?
“Maybe Yvette would qualify on the basis that she had a French-sounding name and an elegant gamine haircut…”
You mean she is a BOY?
ooo he sounds lovly
You just keep your little mits off him, you little temptress you.
That’s no good it’s all in bloody French
166 …which is, of course, why French Sailors have their Ship’s name in English on their hats – they’d look pretty daft with a lot of French letters, wouldn’t they!
Perhaps Le Monde should balance the article with a quick final para quoting Berlusconi’s private view of Broon.
What’s Itie for shirt lifter?
camicia sollevatore.
According to google.
I wouldn’t try using that phrase in a bar in Naples, no.
caramella fondente imballatore
Mordi tappetti
We av lotta words for this, finocchio is very good and rhymes with kinnochio. invertito is good cos it is euphemism, and not upset a the vegeterians.
Fantino delle salsicce is my personal fave.
A french friend of mine taught me some choice words… “Connez le con, encoulez vous”
Could anyone provide an accurate translation please, before I’m tempted to use it.
Something along the lines of ‘fuck you, c*nt’.
La SSQUWEEEERRKK!!! <> ENKOOWLEZTOOTS!!! <>
Oh, for Christ’s sake, this site gets more surreal by the day.
You say that like it’s a bad thing. Would you prefer if it were home to hard-faced and humourless Young Pioneers of the Authoritarian Right?
Cessez s’il vous plait de parler fort dans cette langue irritante.
It’s bad french, says Mrs H, but it is meant to mean
‘Know the idiot, fuck yourself.
Try ‘Enculez-vous, connard’
roughly translated ‘fuck yourself, twathead’
encouler, of course is to fuck yourself up the arse.
Fuck yourself up the arse. idiot!
Encouler is a very popular word in La Frog.
Enculer, zut alors!
Va te fais encouler roughly traslates Italians Vaffencoulo
Va te faire enculer, espece de connard.
I don’t think that Virginie will support the PNB. (not Produit National Brut but Parti National Britannique)
It means “we’re all off to Dunkirk”
To 192,near Obama Beach is it?.
Nowhere near.
Although on Omaha beach hundreds of thousands of americans died. Similar to the number of Frenchmen died fighting off the German invasion.
O/T
Did Liam Byrne really say to the BBC today
…that tax increases would not be needed to achieve the halving of the deficit.
Wait for the markets to react to that old-school “Brownie”, that’s £80bn in spending cuts and revenue growth they reckon they can find…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8562973.stm
2nd attempt… Did a Treasury minister really say today that there would be no tax rises as they cut the deficit in half??
Yep, he did on the DP – and he predicted pigs will fly as well.
“…….and he predicted pigs will fly as well.”
Ryanair?
“To be sure”
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Ahh – another of Brown’s history lecture notes.
Priceless.
Looks like Alistair Campbell’s fallen off the wagon………..
Meanwhile, noses out of various dying media, and back in the real world…
Box Clever!
…he said, c0cking up a simple non-technical task:
As I said. Box Clever.
Err, a lot cleverer than I can, obviously. Guido! How the Hell do you paste a link on this site? Is HTML not good enough for it?
Alons. C’est ca!
Don’t bother with the link, it don’t work. I’ll just have to copy it into this without any tags.
http://www.channelregister.co.uk/2010/03/11/tory_tech_manifesto/
Normal service is returned. My apologies.
Yoik we’ll have that one
Uh huh. No could do, Meestair Socialista fruto. You owe to many nepotistic favours to your ‘friends’ in the Party IT racket, remember? The ones who help you out when you’ve lost your passwords…
I speeet on your meeedja studies.
Box Clever, Señor Cameron!
alastair campbell – The tormentor of Dr David Kelly?- has fallen off the wagon?
Pity he hasn’t fallen off the earth! He wouldn’t be missed!!!
Are you Brian Sewell having a day off?
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Of course he did my boy!
There will be no new taxes under Labour, and lots of extra money to spend on schools, hospitals, crisps and sweets, and not to mention lashings of ginger beer for everyone! You see, unlike those do-nothing, baby-eating Tories, we Labour folk have realised that money grows on trees. So we will be planting one million money trees in my garden over the next 5 years to pay for it all. These money trees will also swallow up most of the carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, offsetting CO2 emissions from Gordon’s speeches, thereby solving global warming into the bargain.
For Gordon’s speeches? Not enough trees. Try again.
Who gives a toss what some frog with garlic breath and hairy armpits thinks.
Enough about Edit Piaff, please.
Had a French girlfriend once upon a time…
She had the hairiest minge I have ever seen…took fucking ages to hack your way through it, to slot the ole python.
I poked a french girl once upon a time.
Her fanny smelt of piss.
You were fucking brave, getting close enough to smell it!
German piss.
Very good, and doubtless true if she was born in the Twenties.
I’m not forty yet TT, thanks.
I wonder if Labour are ahead in the polls yet?
It’s only a matter of time!
Guido is balls deep in Camoron. what’s he after…..a knighthood?
Hands off my fucking knighthood Fawkes.
You can get a knighthood for fucking????
Why do think the House of Lords is called, those of old fuckers?
Sorry Engineer, I mis-spoke. It should a have been, ‘those load of old fuck headed fuckers.’
typos eh?
Eng, why do you think Gordy gave Mandy one – a lordship, that is…?
If the reward for a fuck is a knighthood, what did he have to do for a Lordship?
On second thoughts, don’t answer that…..
“You can get a knighthood for fucking?”
Come on then, cough up!
ATASSP – Guido will never get a knighthood: reason being that Queenie just doesn’t have enough spare ribbon to get around his Mike Tyson (and the rest) neck.
I have a message for the French;
F*uck off you bunch of Vichy b*astards
Indeed. And connez le con — encoulez vous aussi!
Can we all agree that the next time the Germans invade France we sit it out?
Better yet, let’s throw in with the Germans. Duetchland Uber Alles!!!!
Ed Balls will be in his element – he can run the camps,oh no – he already does.
Is he and Cooper Boy Balls actually living together any more?
What’s the difference between the Jews and the Turks?
The Jews have had theirs.
Throw Poland in and you got my vote
Some nice pics of global warming
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1256974/Shock-British-holidaymakers-Majorca-island-hit-freak-snowstorm.html
Interesting Pics – no doubt the Global Warmers will claim it as evidence…
If the Met Office figures are to be trusted (a big IF) then this last winter (Av temp 2.4 deg C) has been the coolest in the England since 1978/9 (Av temp 1.6 deg C).
The previous minimum was in 1963 (Av temp -0.3 deg C). But before 1963 you have to go back to 1947 ( Av temp 1.1 deg C) for the next lowest. To find the lowest temp on record you have to go back to 1684 (Av temp -1.2 deg C).
For the Anoracks amongst you can see the data in full given on:
http://hadobs.metoffice.com/hadcet/ssn_HadCET_mean.txt
Finally, can the UN’s review of the IPCC be trusted? Or will it be a case of “Learned Cartels” not dishing on each other?
I fail to see why any observations of weather are necessary. Our modern Aristotelian science can predict these observations from the theory. Since the theory is perfect, there is no point in grubbing around with thermometers or suchlike. Observations are imperfect and only lead to apparent anomalies. Important scientists then have to waste time explaining these ‘anomalies’ whilst heretics stir up dissent and confusion amongst the ignorant.
Always remember, we can conceive the idea of a ‘most perfect’ theory of climate change. Is such a theory true? Well, if it were not, one could conceive of a more perfect theory – one that was true. Thus, one arrives at a contradiction. Therefore our most perfect theory of climate change must be true. Q.E.D.
Ah, I see… Is this the epicycle theory of Climate Change?
More like a unicycle…
106 Sir William – a word in your shell-like: lay off the Anselm and the Descartes – the pig-ignorant here think anyone who uses words of more than two syllables is a Philosopher, anyone using words of more than three syllables is a Theologian… they’re so lacking in the ability to discern Irony, that they put Swift’s contemporaries (‘A Modest and Easy Proposal…’) to shame – or glory!
We got the irony. But we still enjoy a chuckle.
Most excellently put Sir Wills – such is indeed their reasoning, I am sorry to say, exhibiting precisely the typical continental hoon’s preference for a vicious and rapacious a priori over the gently edifying correction of the senses, when it comes to Mother Nature.
Its actually the same weather setup thats been buggering things up all winter.
Jetstreams strongest to the south of Spain (instead of the uk) make the weather fronts come in over the south med. This means that north africa is having the kind of weather you’d expect in britain. Mosques have been falling down because of the rain.
The current high pressure over the UK is sucking cold air south west from the famously cold parts of central/eastern europe, down through germany, through the middle of france, that, mixed with the low pressures moving across the med have made it snow.
I rekon summer will be crap too, the jetstreams have been too far south for 2 or 3 summers in a row.
To M Fish,dont trust them met office soothsayers,just put my hand out the window if it’s wet it’s rainin,works every time.
I look at the jetstream forecast, and the pressure charts and the radar charts. Try the radar charts, they are very useful for a beginner. will get you out of the 17th century, and aren’t hard to grasp.
To M Fish.
Pine Cones,open-good closed-bad,17th century technology.
Seaweed. Hung up outside window, where you can see it.
If it’s hanging limply, it’s fine.
If it’s dripping, it’s raining.
If it’s waving about, it’s windy.
If you can’t see it, it’s foggy.
If it’s turned white, it’s frosty.
If you want to know what the weather will be like tomorrow, wait till tomorrow and observe. There’s sod all you can do to change it, anyway.
At least Osborne didn’t get called a fatty.
Fuck off Jimmy, you lard arsed cuпt.
Ex army man comments in The Times;
“I only left the Army last year after serving for 11. I did 2 tours of Bosnia and Iraq and one of Kosovo and Afghanistan. Ask any current serving officer of their opinion of Gordon Brown off the record and they’ll tell you he’s a…(sorry but we can’t swear on this comment board!) He is held in such low esteem its untrue. Unfortunately the military has been politicised to such an by Labour that no one dare speak out.”
Go and read what they say about him on the Army Rumour service website forums
http://www.arrse.co.uk/Forums.html
He aint to poular there
Nonsense! Beloved Gordon is the most popular human being in history!
He has a plan to end all wars, cure all known diseases, pay off the country’s debts and reduce taxes at the same time. It’s just that this plan is so clever we daren’t tell you about it before the election, because… er… you wouldn’t understand it. It’s because we care about you cherubs so much that we don’t want to overload you with our complicated plans to reduce the deficit.
Anyway, the military are all Tories anyway, which is why they didn’t deserve to be funded properly. Er… even though we did fund them properly, that is. I mean, we made sure all the generals had at least two pairs of pyjamas to take to the front line. We even gave the infantry a few muskets to fire in the general direction of the enemy. Of course, as they’re all Tories, we didn’t want them to have any really dangerous stuff like body armour as they might hurt themselves with it. Or something.
And all this was arranged alongside the loan dearest Gord got on his trip to Saudi last year… we let the army get shot up and the Taliban win in return for oil cash and the banks kept on the road.
Come on Guido! A Bilderberger hack does the dirty on a fellow Bilderbegrer? So why don’t you be the first to blow this fucking puppet show open?
because he has a deal going on with Rupert
Nah,
a) He doesn’t think the time is right
b) has been co-opted
c) Is fucking terrified, lol <- this is my guess
So which is it Guido? We're with you.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7058425.ece
“Go on… fall arse over tit you blind fuck”
When Gordon Brown loses the election, will he:
A) KIll himself?
B) Go on a rampage and kill others in No10 before turning the gun on himself?
C) Demand a recount?
D) Beat his secretary unconscious?
E) Refuse to leave No10?
In this order;
E
C
D
B
A will not happen as we know the word coward was invented to describe this vile lump of excrement.
He’ll go straight round to his agent. Time for some serious money, methinks.
You are quite a little ray of sunshine, aren’t you, hahahaha
Hopefully his protection team will put the cnut out of his (and our) misery.
Thats bollox. Of course he won’t kill himself.
Our great leader won’t lose the election! Those infidel forces, the Tory tanks will throw themselves against the walls of Number Ten, but the sheer number of our plucky Labour councillors up and down the land will deliver wave upon wave of leaflets, beating off the attacks from the heavily outnumbered baby-eating Tories, who only hold a few councils in parts of the country which don’t matter anyway.
Constituency after constituency will resist the Tory fiscal continence, and our glorious armies will go marching on and on with brave Gordon striding confidently forth from his sedan chair at the rear. We will take 200 seats from the Tories, and increase our Commons majority to 680! Gordon will then make a glorious speech in front of a packed Wembley stadium, explaining how important it is to be gracious in victory, shortly before the few remaining Tories are marched out to face a firing squad in front of 80,000 people and billions across the globe on television.
The Final Inspection
The soldier stood and faced God,
Which must always come to pass,
He hoped his shoes were shining,
Just as brightly as his brass.
“Step forward now, you soldier,
How shall I deal with you?
Have you always turned the other cheek?
To My Church have you been true?”
The soldier squared his shoulders and
said, “No, Lord, I guess I ain’t,
Because those of us who carry guns,
Can’t always be a saint.
I’ve had to work most Sundays,
And at times my talk was tough,
And sometimes I’ve been violent,
Because the world is awfully rough.
But, I never took a penny
That wasn’t mine to keep…
Though I worked a lot of overtime
When the bills got just too steep,
And I never passed a cry for help,
Though at times I shook with fear,
And sometimes, God forgive me,
I’ve wept unmanly tears.
I know I don’t deserve a place
Among the people here,
They never wanted me around,
Except to calm their fears.
If you’ve a place for me here, Lord,
It needn’t be so grand,
I never expected or had too much,
But if you don’t, I’ll understand.”
There was a silence all around the throne,
Where the saints had often trod,
As the soldier waited quietly,
For the judgment of his God.
“Step forward now, you soldier,
You’ve borne your burdens well,
Walk peacefully on Heaven’s streets,
You’ve done your time in Hell.”
I stood and watched the soldiers coming home at Wootton Bassett today,with tears in my eyes.
I never knew them,I never met them, but I cried for them as I would for my two sons.
That this man Gordon Brown is allowed to occupy the position he holds so fraudulently is beyond me.
By God,we must ensure he is evicted along with his thugs on May 6th.
I agree with you totally, and GB still doesn’t get it. When Cameron attacks in the house about Gordon’s neglect of our armies, all the stupid Scots git does is drone on about Lord Ashcroft. As though anything to do with Lord Ashcroft mattered compared to the safety and lives of our troops! But Gordon just descends to flat out lying and avoidance of responsibility.
How did it happen that such an appalling, callous, power mad megalomaniac became Prime Minister of this country? Gordon Brown has to be the worst and most unpopular PM in the whole of British history. Can anyone think of one who was worse?
Tony Blair was worse. The damage he has done is incalculable. Brown was the worst ever Chancellor of the Exchequer and is simply reaping as PM what he sowed when at No. 11.
Brown never lived in No 11 as it is bigger the Blairs lived there.
Oh wait you mean he was a left winger?
fof had son go to Afghanistan this week – was told there was kit missing but would not be told what it was until he goes out there – how is that preparing to send someone to war?
88 – Amen to that.
88 — Agreed.
Crazy gibberish!
“a eurosceptic, British conservative politician”
A contradiction in terms surely.
Otherwise known as a poxymoron.
Hannan is certainly a Eurosceptic Conservative, surely?
Conservative, and member of the conservative party, not the same thing.
dammit, why wont the embed code work!
Brilliant, knocks 12 bells out of the Simpsons.
George might talk like a boy, but he thinks like a Texan.
Probably why French dislike him
Anyway, Sarky is supposed to be conservative, ain’t he?
Le Monde is usually quite sensible.
Yeah, like you actually read it.
you clearly don’t
It reminds me of the episode of “Yes Minister”, where Sir Humphrey explains to Jim Hacker that the purpose of the nuclear deterrent is not to protect us from Russia, but from the French.
“If the French have nuclear weapons; we’ve got to have them too”, said Sir Humphrey.
He was right.
Many a true word spoken in jest….
LARF
I see that snake, David Blackburn at the Spectator has written a hatchet job on Samantha Cameron. It looks like he’s joined Damien McBride’s and Sarah Brown’s smear camapign against her.
She is too pure for a hatchet job. This will rebound very badly, and Dave a gentleman will take it very seriously indeed.
Spectator getting its hits/misses ratio down to the BBC levels. Best avoided for real news
Bent Labour MPs. Not only crooked but arrogant aswell……….
“Three Labour MPs accused of expenses fraud provoked fresh public outrage today when they made an audacious attempt to avoid sitting in the dock in court.
Elliot Morley, David Chaytor and Jim Devine’s first historic appearance before magistrates descended into farce when they sat at the back of the room.
They had to be ordered into the dock by District Judge Timothy Workman, who reminded that it was ‘customary’ for defendants to sit there.
The three politicians then insisted they were protected from prosecution by parliamentary privilege and that the Commons should decide their fate, not a trial.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1257207/Three-Labour-MPs-Tory-peer-court-face-expense-fraud-charges.html#ixzz0htcxqk8g
Arrogant cnuts the lot of them.
Whoever delivers Broon the headlines in the morning had better be wearing Nokia-proof padding…
Workman.I hope he bears great resentment for what has been done to his namesake
Oh a french onion seller having a go at an englishman. That is unusual.
Having read the article, it appears Virginia Malingerer of Le Monde includes direct translations of
the poisonous stuff she reads on Liberal Conspiracy. She’s clearly fascinated with you Guido.
Le Monde is the left wing rag of choice for the BBC, it is the French Gaurdian btw.
The BBC has a chair always reserved for left wing media to peddle their warped ideology and we pay for it by way of enforced taxation.
And we really care what the french think??
Frankly I rate them lower than lyinggordon!
Come, come Nell, nothing, nobody, not even Les Frog, not even the most arrogant, nose in the air Frog, or most of them, even, could be lower than your very own Maréchal Gordum Peteur (farter) hero of your own Vichy Britney!
some extra ex’s for you Nell!
Some of my ancestors come from around your way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a frenchman once saw nell and mistook here for a turnip
it explains a great deal
Give some cash to bloggers to spout your left wing bullshit or fuck off dickhead.
Simple aint it!
Play the fucking game and grease peoples hands or do one you fat fuck watson.
Your are our bitches, we bloggers are not yours.
fuck off tat
you don’t even have a blog
because no-one would bother to pay for your rambling druggie shite
switch of the tonight program to another distraction move
Meanwhile, short men get short changed by those frog bitches.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/small-men-devastated-201003102545/
Good day to bury bad news…?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8562695.stm
The government has said the security services face “difficult choices” amid fears of impending spending cuts.
The Intelligence and Security Committee said MI5 and MI6 could suffer real-term cuts because of the financial crisis.
The committee’s annual report also defends its own investigations into the mistreatment of a former detainee
MI5 is already being broken up into ‘Euro region’ sections.
Their job was once to investigate internal subversives for the Crown, on our behalf.
As part of the EU ‘Internal Action Services’, their job remains the same. However their master and pension provider change.
Siegt An Allen Fronten
I’m sure a lot of the lads posting here have still got complete sets of ‘War Picture Library’ to thumb through when the old lady is out on the town.
Yeah! Lidice, Nanking, Dresden, Kursk salient, the lot!
THURSDAY UPDATE: Liam Byrne, the Chief Sec to the Treasury, can’t resist:
“As scrutiny of Tory economic incompetence goes international, here are the votes from the French jury. Monsieur Osborne – nul points.”
Liam Byrne, like others in ZaNuLabour, has his head so far up his rectum that he doesn’t even know that the French don’t vote over here unless, that is, we’ve granted them the same rights as the Kurds:
http://current.com/items/92301998_police-and-kurds-clash-during-london-iraq-election.htm
Well,we’ve got the Dover Ferry if that’s any good.
I’ve got a tuned up .22 air rifle, and my mate has got a jet-ski.
Sorted.
Draper and Whelan in the Westminster Arms earlier both pissed as rats and shouting their mouths off. Draper had a large wet patch down the front of his crotch.
Is Draper an alky?
No, he’s an alky asshole
Don’t know, but Wheelan obviously is – that was saliva!
Saliva and custard
Dripper and Weelan.
The French are seriously tackling the issue of carbon emission, buying less razor blades: http://www.free-hairy-galleries.com/CeeJay280110/pict/pictcee001BMB_199583048.jpg
means less muck being chuffed out of Mr Mittal’s chimneys http://www.arcelormittal.com/
More McDoom lies (easily exposed but no one in MSM does it); from today’s Times Online: “The Prime Minister went on to defend himself against charges that the government failed to provide an alternative to the lightly armoured Snatch Land Rover, which is now being phased out.
Mr Brown said that it was only belatedly clear that Snatch Land Rovers would be unsuitable as insurgents turned to the use of roadside bombs. “This happened in Iraq in about 2005-06 and it happened in Afghanistan a bit later,” he said.”
Except…the IRA used roadside bombs from 1969, and in terms of the current conflicts the Afghans from 2001, and Iraqis from 2003. Snatch Land Rovers were designed for and introduced in Northern Ireland in 1992 to, er, “snatch” rioters from the streets and for patrol duties in low threat areas.
The army has always known what to do ie “as a result of the use of these bombs, the British military had to stop transport by road in (such) areas and use helicopter transport instead.”
When does this last pearl of wisdom arise from you ask? The sharp military mind of Gorgon McDoom in 2005, 2006, or 2010?
Er, no. It stemmed from the aftermath of the Warrenpoint ambush of 1979 when 18 British soldiers died in Northern Ireland.
But we “should not be criticising” him of course; sorry I forgot. How easily 26 years passes by and is, also, forgotten.
Ian Duncan Smith on yesterday’s DP said during his service in NI it was routine to be transported around NI in either heavily amoured vehicles or helicopters — that must have been the ’70s and ’80s so well over 30 years ago.
Road transport of any kind is the worst possible strategy for the ‘Stan — the Taliban can see the dust clouds rising from a moving convoy for miles and set up their attack.
They say WordPress is idiot proof.
You prove them wrong.
What a horlicks. Bet your advertisers are pleased with this. Lucky you don’t run a business serving ads or this would be very embarrassing.
Regards,
Tom
The usual refund is available on your way out
The word has gone out from Mandelson: “target George Osborne”.
Now that Labour, and their media friends at the BBC and elsewhere, have flogged Ashcroft to death it has been decreed that the next victim is Osborne. Expect to read and hear many more stories about how he is “weak and timid”, “arrogant and rude”, “inexperienced and naive” etc
If Damien and his friend Sarah join in we may even hear more nasty smears about Mrs Osborne again.
I think scrutiny of mandy, his lifestyle, bank balance and brazilian friend who appears to have gained residency here somehow would also benefit from a similar careful media investigation that dug as far back into the days of mandy’s tenure of the EU.
We might even find out where he got that money to buy his £2.5million mansion in London that he now lives in.
Scrutiny of his friendships with certain russian people, and others who own yachts in the meditteranean and with the son of gaddafi would also yield an interesting insight into the ‘character’ of this labour cesspit that we currently call a government!!
Nell, I keep getting this russian aroma from somewere can’t put my finger on it but I’ll keep trying.
I think he has moved on to an Italian. I would do most things for England, but probe Manhandlesons of Boy? Too far
We need a very vigorous investigation into mandy and his personal, banking and social affairs. Because that will tell us truly how rotten this labour government is.
If labour loses this next election expect an expose of mandy very soon afterwards and it will be shocking.
That is why mandy is fighting tooth and nail for labour to win next time – not because he believes in party political values but because he is trying to save his own skin!!!
Exactly nell. You could almost smell the fear if it weren’t for the stink of corruption.
I’ll tell you one thing – they are all rancid little crooks. Anyone who supports one team over another needs their head examining.
gordon said we should take a good careful look at the tories – I’m sure he meant us to give him and his party a good careful look too!
I see three labour mp’s appeared in court today charged with fraudulent accounting and that a fourth labour mp is soon to follow.
Then there are the labour mp’s who have mega-troughed but are still trying to brazen it out and get re-elected like jacquismith, philhope, twatson and the ginger topped one and on…and on…..
And when can we expect the CPS to move a prosecution against the labour’s BaronessU? And when we are talking about labour lords let’s not forget the poisonousfoulkes and baronessscotland who escaped with a Half fine for a serious offence under an act of parliament that she had steered through the commons and the lords.
And then there is gordon this week trying to get himself invited onto the presenting slot of BBC’s Match of the Day – only to have his request turned down by the BBC as Inappropriate because they considered he was electioneering and that would leave them open to criticism. Says much about gutlessgordon’s lack of judgement in asking to do such a thing right now – doesn’t it?
A good careful look indeed – what we see is not very edifying is it?
I had a good look at the Tories, as Gordon suggested.
I’ll be voting for them on May 6th.
Me too – but I half expect gordon to opt out of May 6th and hang on until June 3rd. He is , after all, the Olympic Medallist ditherer of all times.
I have yet to find anyone I ask who is voting for Brown and I mean ANYONE. So either people are telling the pollsters lies or they are too embarassed to admit to actually to be thinking of voting Labour to their friends/colleagues/neighbours/relations/customers/clients etc
Or the pollsters – and let’s face it most polls over the last few weeks have been the daily Yougov’s.
And we know who owns the YouGov poll don’t we?
That kellner person who is the husband of gordon’s spectacularly failed choice for EU foreign minister – catherine ashton!!!
On the plus side, George Osborne is evidently intelligent and conveys coherent and thought out economic policies.
However, he’s a poncey posh-boy who makes Julian Clary seem masculine.
So, overall he’s fucked in this media age.
He’s a damn site butcher than Gordon!
My Gordon is hung like a hamster.
You’re more butch than Gordon you hiefer-whore
I think it’s true to say, at least from my lofty ageist position, that george looks young but actually sounds quite sensible. His economic sentiments sound very Ken Clarkeish.
As an aside,if we are talking about julian clary and gordon, then I think we must say that julian is far more masculine.
But in respect of george, the big question that needs to be asked as we come up to the election is do we trust edballs or george osborne with the economy. Because without a doubt if gutlessordon wins the next election edballs will be the next chancellor.
Let’s face it even the teachers consider that edballs has made an absolute pigs ear of the job of Education Minister. And, it’s already acknowledged that he can’t balance or justify his own household, mp’s and ministerial expenses .
It is very clear that edballs is a very immature personality who would very simply trash the treasury within a very short space of time.
George is the best bet we have.
Modded guido – what did I say?
I was only trying to compare George Osborne’s sensible statements to the rantings of gutlessgordon’s next chancellor ,which will be the failed education minister, edballs!!!
Nell,is this the Ed Ballsup who agrees that kids should be learnt,reading,writing and COUNTING and I thought thats what you did on an Abacus.
I wish he would learn to talk proper english like what I done.
poor ickle George can’t even count up his expenses properly
someone should give him that abacus
The Chairman of the Board of Directors of Le Monde is a certain ALAIN MINC
Who has been condemned before now in the French Courts for fraud
He is also the person who has taken looans from a certain PETER MANDELSON
(Cf. Order Order 13 January 2009=
They are both jews of course…
should read who has given loans to a certain PETER MANDESLON
my mistake…
Should read Alain Mince
Alain Mincer
Alan Minces
But:
By Tom Gross
The Wall Street Journal Europe
June 2, 2005
A French court last week found three writers for Le Monde, as well as the newspaper’s publisher, guilty of “racist defamation” against Israel and the Jewish people. In a groundbreaking decision, the Versailles court of appeal ruled that a comment piece published in Le Monde in 2002, “Israel-Palestine: The Cancer,” had whipped up anti-Semitic opinion.
The paper is left wing ‘intellectual’ and the natural home for Mme Malingre. Natural ally of Labour.
And once again… it all comes back to Mandelson.
MI5 – so it’s now a crime to be a Jew I see.
No ! The crime is to be a Marxist, using your Jewishness as a tool to advance your ‘death cult’ cause. Not giving a fuck, what the poor bastards you have used have to put up with, when you and your faggot-friends ‘do a runner’.
In the end British jews and their fellow countrymen will suffer.
Mendledome……No What you are doing is wrong !
Your mum will hate you !
http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Cameron
My Danish isnt very good but looks like some creative vandalism has been going on under the eton bit. Unless its true…
looks gobbldygook to me
Whatever happened to that Mrs Pratt women with the Bullying Hotline- went very quiet after she went to Sir Max.
Any joy with Gordon’s slush fund?
Just asking.
Didn’t you hear??!! The labour/alastaircampbell/mcbride/whelan/balls machine that gutlessgordon has made so famous, destroyed her. They used a left-wing, BBC, Guardian laser gun.
You criticised us, gordon said, so we will destroy you with lies and innuendo!!!
That is the black, corrupt heart of labour!!
She was talking through her arse (something nell is familiar with when hers is not constantly streaming turnip effluence) and had no proof or it would have been all over the Sun.
She did destroy the Charity she was in by breaking the callers confidentiality so that’s a plus for her stupidity.
Damian you looking exceedingly silly – go back to picking up litter in your schoolyard!!!
go back to smearing politicians by attacking what you imagine they say about their disabled children tory turnip Nell McBride
you Turnip faced pondscum
To Turniphead.
Gordoom is lower than the Mariana’s trench with his lying and scheming the man is a power mad lunatic with no regard for anything other than his vanity.
He will go to any lengths to destroy anyone who he see’s as a threat to his grandiose ambitions,but let the shit fly and he does a runner.
Spin,lies,manipulation and agression are in his DNA,thank you Gordoom come May you will be history.
Gordon’s shit and everyone knows it
but Dave is shit too and everyone knows that as well as the polls show
This coming from a country where Madame Sarko is getting one up her from some Hoon who won French pop Idol
Say what you like about Sarah Brown, she has never fucked another man (or indeed her husband) nor posed naked (unlike her husband).
Fu ck the French
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/7423138/Europes-banks-brace-for-UK-debt-crisis.html
proof we really are up shit creek thanks to Gordy and princess tony
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8561888.stm
Can’t trust anybody these days
BREAKING NEWS
Sky reporting that the CPS are to make an announcement on another politician tomorrow – widely believed to be our old friend Baroness Uddin…
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Another-Politician-Could-Be-Prosecuted-Over-Expenses-Scandal/Article/201003215571969?lpos=Politics_Carousel_Region_1&lid=ARTICLE_15571969_Another_Politician_Could_Be_Prosecuted_Over_Expenses_Scandal
And what about Lord Clarke who openly admitted fiddling his overnight HOL expenses (among other Labour peers) ?
Now that would be truly splendid. Bring it on!
Lords don’t count or Guido would have reported Tory Lord Hanningfield was also in the dock today
Disabled 64 year old man bullied to death in Manchester. This had been going on for 10 years for at least 3 years of which the Greater Manchester Police and Council was aware of the situation but apparently they feel that no blame can be apportioned to them as they did everything they feel they could have to deal with it…..apart from actually stop it of course or prosecute any of the yobs involved no doubt because it infringed their “Human Rights”. Welcome to Brown and Labour’s Britain where over 3.6 million (estimates put it actually nearer 7 million) anti-social low level nuisance “crimes” are committed annually according to HM Inspector of Constabulary which is 2.4 million more than actual “proper” crimes figures of 4.6 million reported annually.
I will await Alan Johnson and Gordon Brown’s excuses with interest>Don’t let Labour ever tell you that crime is falling !!
http://www.channel4.com/news/articles/uk/man+tormented+to+death+by+yobs+say+neighbours/3576957
To Welcome,and that Inspector also said Greater Manchester Police were one of the worse forces(oop’s services) which is the area the man came from,reported by ITV.
This is what Britain has become under New Labour:
A 64-year-old man with learning difficulties was “tormented to death” after being bullied by yobs for more than a decade, neighbours have claimed.
Police had been warned David Askew was being targeted before he was found dead at his home in Hattersley, Greater Manchester, on Wednesday night, locals said. One neighbour said he had been “tormented to death – like bear baiting”.
Residents criticised police and officials for not supporting Mr Askew and his brother Brian and mother Rose, who was wheelchair-bound. Officers were called to the address on Melandra Crescent after being told yobs were causing an “annoyance”.
When they arrived the youths had vanished but officers discovered the man, who was pronounced dead at the scene.
As news of his death spread, neighbours told how Mr Askew had been the victim of a campaign of harassment.
Avona Davies, 49, said: “This has been going on for about 10 years. We have complained to the police and council and they put cameras in their back garden about three years ago. They tormented David for money and cigarettes. They harassed him every night without fail.”
253 and the police really want us to believe they supported the family,tosh.
Never mind, we can import a loyal voter to replace him.
Sounds like Nick Clegg’s type of girl.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1257210/Female-porn-film-director-selected-Lib-Dem-Parliamentary-candidate.html
To Pigs in Space.
As long as she is a sandal wearing,tree hugging climate change green gobshite it will be ok with them.
Five bellies better half will warm to her no doubt.
Hattie Harperson will be pleased – or outraged – or totally confused – or (if we’re really lucky) speechless.
Could be the basis of a good question for the all-wimmin QT tonight!
I like the Polish birds personally they are dead cheap YET CLASSY and real goers in the bedroom.
Glad we saved them in WW2.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1257110/America-nears-tipping-point-babies-born-minority-parents-outnumber-whites-time.html
WE KNOW THE FEELING AMERICA
After all, we could make fun of the French, but we are too nice to do that. We could say that President Sarkozy was 8 feet of pain in the ass stuffed into a four foot sack. But we are not mean like that.
haha. thats what cecilia said about me too, if you see what i mean. (winks)
Neither would we smirk about his wandering wife of not-very-long (and maybe that’s why she’s wandering). We’re far too diplomatic and – well – just too British for that sort of thing.
I know! We would never say that Carla Bruni was une mangeuse d’hommes, with eyes you see glaring over a magnum 44! The British have too much class have too much class to swap such vulgar badinage. We would also never say that in the past it hasn’t taken Sarko more than a shower to get over a relationship.
The Problem started in Paris
I will not let the people of Britain down
We really respect the French don’t we?
Madame Sarkozy says she finds monogamy boring and has apparently had multiple affairs since her marriage and Sarkozy has given up on his marriage and is also indulging in numerous affairs.
It is possible to deduce from these figureheads of French Society that the french clearly are not loyal, honest or steadfast in their marital vows.
Neither of course is berlusconni. And then we have bullybrown!!!
The European ideal , through the eyes of these corrupt european leaders does not look very appealing does it.???
Then vote for a Party that will pull out of the EU.
Given the amount of – ahem – activity that these Johnny Foreigner leaders get up to, how do they find time to run their countries?
They don’t need to, the EU does it for them (but don’t tell the proles).
It’s not what we do that counts.
It’s what we say YOU should do
To 263,thats easy,old fashioned gun four lead balls and then fire the ramrod.
Or just club them with it.
TORY PARTY IN MELTDOWN!!
TONIGHT’S YOUGOV POLL SENSATIONALLY SHOWS THE TORIES AND LABOUR LEVEL FOR THE FIRST TIME AT 35% EACH.
DON’T PANIC! DON’T PANIC! DON’T PANIC!
Calm youself ed and yvette – it’s just kellner sucking up to gordon in the hope that he will give catherine ashton’s husband a peerage when gordon is finally ejected from 10 drowning street in may or june of 2010.
Everybody has their price after all!!
poor nell is frantic
she’s another bought and paid for arselicking minion of Lord Ashcroft and is worried her paychecks will dry up after a hung parliament
YouGov???!!!
You mean Kellner’s failed polling company that he is running in support of gutlessgordon as a thankyou for making his wife, catherine ashton, the EU Foreign Minsiter.
Y’know that foreign minister that every EU country is saying is an absolute, failed disaster!! Just like her husband’s polling company!!!
We need to see a lot of other polls , which are not yet present, before we can see where public opinion is going.
And no doubt that is why gutlessgordon is still diithering over calling the election.
Even he doesn’t trust his slavishly loyal YouGov poll!!
they only got the euro elections and the 2005 election right
what would they know?
Political Betting is likely to be much nearer the truth than the biased YouGov!!
did the Political Betting blogger get the euro or 2005 elections right ?
You idiot – so he got the 2005 election right – why then has he just changed his weighting processes ??
What he did in 2005 bears no resemblance to how he is weighting responses now – why is that??!!
he also got the euro elections right love so keep the ‘idiot’ comments for partisan fuckwits like yourself who obviously don’t like what the polls are saying and are screaming in frustration
pollsters change their techniques all the time
they are a business and have to satisfy corporations and clients like the Conservatives and Labour, who use them for private polling unlike the blogger, that they are use the latest techniques and weighting to ensure accuracy
and for your information the Political Betting blogger uses an extremly complicated weighting process to get his results
UPDATE: There is also a new Angus Reid poll for Political Betting out tonight, which shows a completely different picture. There, the topline figures are CON 39%(+1), LAB 26%(nc), LDEM 18%(-1). Others are presumably somewhere around 17.
Nell,I hear she wants a bloody plane now and some more staff,the sooner we get out of this EUSSR nightmare the better.
I know this Ashton woman,from my neck of the woods at Grammar school my mates tell me she was always in the background and they lost track of her.
She dicovered CND and then progressed from there.Give up nuclear arms when faced with Russia,what a brilliant idea.
In the EUSSR/BRITISH EUSSR what a good idea to give this woman a leading position,bet the hawks in the USA are over the moon,although wouldn’t imagine the yanks are too concerned about this non entity.
Merkel will bitch slap her down sooner or later. Deadlier than the male and all that…
latest yougov poll shows tory and labour level on 35%
I don’t believe them. Lord Haw Haw in a brand new suit.
was gorgon up there for this
http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/politics/purcell-pay-rises-come-under-fire-1.1012302
http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=571077349
Begging on his bended knees — Please please, not before the election…
choices choices ! What do you think guido ?
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She should have here bottie smacked. I will do it (for the pride of the UK of course)