Pigs Might Fly
Three books out now insinuate that Brown is bonkers; Rawnsley’s, Watt’s and the latest one from Lance Price. Guido has always maintained that he is in la-la-land. This excerpt from the transcript from his forthcoming television love-in with Piers Morgan illustrates Guido’s point:
Piers Morgan: What’s been the best present you weren’t allowed to keep?
Prime Mentalist: Er, I think the different governments in the Middle East send huge presents. One actually, after a dinner, was a full pig that they actually sent, that had been roasted.
Which Middle Eastern muslim government would send a roasted pig to a foreign head of government? If they did it would not just be a breach of protocol, it would be some helluva insult. Wouldn’t be Israel either sending the roast pork. Like a lot of his claims it will, Guido suspects, turn out to be a delusion.
Probably delivered by air freight.
I dunno Guido, we’ve always found he generally gets the facts right.
It was an insult and he was too thick to realise!
Not the only odd comment in the transcript:
“I’ve got a young guy who’s just been trained in retinal surgery – this will be his first operation, but he’s the best guy.” His FIRST operation? First SOLO operation perhaps, but the choice of wording is curious.
As is: “So I, I did lose the sight in one eye and I… got to the age of 21, so that was 16, 17, 18, 21… ” Omitting nineteen and twenty might be a simple ellipsis but, since the job of this site is to promulgate plausible conspiracies, it might signal that he finds recalling events in his life at the ages of n-n-n-nineteen and twenty rather awkward.
Brown tells a porker.
When has he ever opened his slack jaw WITHOUT telling a porker?
Full of Swine Flu
Probably from the president of Mexico.
The fucking idiot is making it up. HE IS A LIAR !
No muslim country would send a butchered pig FFS !
No but roasted human is supposed to smell like pig. Possibly he mistook it.
It could have been a Labour MP
he still shagged it though
We are making a complaint to the UN now.
Maybe it was a baby camel. Something of a delicacy in them thar parts.
Roating human does smell like pig… I can confirm that.
so can I.but i still like raw.
We refute this story.
Ve are about to roast ze greek pigs ya!
Pity you didn’t have ed balls sitting next to you in the meeting to emphasise the deal.
chortle
It’s taken a while but they’re becoming quite popular at dinner partys in Gazza, pigs are the new fondu.
What’s Paul Gascoignes dinner partys got to do with this?
PM: “Jeremy Clarkson called you a one-eyed Scottish idiot.”
GB: “Yeah, well Jeremy Clarkson is a Conservative,
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article7024678.ece?token=null&offset=12&page=2
One eye tick
Scottish tick
Idiot tick
Clarkson only told part of the story. McSnot is a humourless, vicious, unpleasant, scheming, lying, economically illiterate, unelected, mentally deranged, bullying, delusional lump of shit. Oh, yes, and he’s a one-eyed Scottish idiot as well.
Seems a fair and accurate summary to me.
Clarkson is right.
Hang on. Hang on. There are two stories doing the rounds at Westminster, both of them ignored by the Beeb, of course. The first is Peter Watt’s allegation, in his recent book, “Inside Out: My Story Of Betrayal And Cowardice At The Heart Of New Labour,” that McCyclops had (has?) a slush fund of £50,000 for his own, private use. Does anyone find that surprising? Either way, only the Guardian has covered the matter in any detail. My e-mails to the Beeb, asking why the silence, were, of course, ignored. Eric Pickles wrote to McSnot and his letter was posted by Guido, but nothing came of it. Surprising, that.
More interesting, perhaps, is the story that the fragrant Sarah B is currently shagging a junior treasury minister. No-one could fault her for that, but were it to have been someone related to a senior member of another party – the Tories, let’s say – that was doing the old rumpy pumpy, it would be all over the papers and the radio and TV. Of COURSE it would!
Perhaps the poor dear is no longer too keen on a brogueing Scots git full of non-kosher roasted pig.
Pigs are horizontal human beings, and a good thing too.
Ian Pearson?
“More interesting, perhaps, is the story that the fragrant Sarah B is currently shagging a junior treasury minister”
Is there a female junior treasury minister and what will her girlfriend in Canterbury have to say about this?
No, it wouldn’t, cause she’s in lurrrrrve with gordo
Look at the clip on Aljabeeba.
WhenSarah Brown get all teary she twice looks across to the camera to make sure she is being picked up
BUSTED – FRAUD
Typical PR nonse that she is
You got to look closely – but it is there
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8511905.stm
Saw that as well. Totally fixed.
Would it ever be anything but fixed I mean come on what really gets my goat is some mugs WILL fall for it !
What a self-pitying man he is!
Nell, a lump of shit is a more apt description. Below contempt.
23 seconds in, and she casts a shifty eye to the camera, probably had a small speaker hidden in her ear telling her when to blub.
just seen he do it on sky news.your right 2 looks at camera
I saw this happen on both occassions, probably will be edited by Sunday!
Yep, slap on the wrist for post-production there.
too late.i’ve got it now. you to can download it bums.
YUP! I noticed every one of the THREE times I saw it on the BBC news this morning!
The Liebour machine is obviously banking on nobody saying it that Gordo is cashing in on the death of his daughter I mean the trout on the beeb news actually lowered her tone when read it out at 6 o`clock which is what Mandy & AC are banking on well I DON¬T FALL FOR IT THE TOSSER HAS NO FEELINGS AT ALL NOR HIS PIG OF A BEARD WIFE
I noticed Sarah having a peep to see if the camera was on her.
PM: “Do you ever go to a supermarket?”
GB: “It’s very funny, we order from the internet and Sarah orders from Downing Street. And the first days that I was in the job of Prime Minister and Sarah started to order from one of the supermarkets they wouldn’t send it. They thought it was a joke. They didn’t believe it. So I don’t go much to the supermarket.”
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article7024678.ece?token=null&offset=24&page=3
Maybe they didn’t stock nappies in his size.
what a load of rubbish – you mean to tell me SB stopped twittering and got onto ocado and asked them to deliver to 10 downing street? well that should have given security something to think about? was she doing this with the chef or without him – a crock.
It was probably for the ingredients of a ‘British’ roast.
Just confusion as to which one of his many houses to send his shopping to.
more likely he maxed out his credit card
he was in number 10 while Blair was PM so why would it all change when he was PM.what a lieing twat
and can he stop saying ‘actually’ – because actually that pisses me off.
Actually the tittering twat is in la la land actually, over so many things. Take immigration eh, well, actually, here’s a dividend McActually and that’s just one of the paybacks your Neatherland multiculti policies now inflict on the country. ( Yes actually)
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23805219-barclays-staff-swindled-rich-clients-in-pound-1m-fraud.do
PM: “Were you a big boozer then?”
GB: “Drank a bit, yeah…”
PM: “What could you knock? In a big night what would you do?”
GB: “I don’t know, a few pints of beer, but it was only beer.”
PM: “It’s the late Sixties, you must have been knocking back…”
GB: “Probably half a dozen.”
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article7024678.ece?token=null&offset=48&page=5
The burglary story sounds made up too.
No.we robbed is jaffacakes,it was the days befor kitkats
Amateur
liar
Tee’d up Moron…McMental has never touched drugs, but guess who has…
pathetic
I liked the interview
Hey . . . what did Roy Orbison evetr do to you? He was a straight-as-a-die nice bloke. . . . don’t tarnish his memory by dragging name through the politiacl muck heap. If you want to use a nom-de-plume how about “Pisspoor” or “Soapy Tit-wank”
Yeah, I liked it too. Kinda hip, man. Shame about his inexperience with the herbs though.
It’s over
in dreams
only the lonely
I think Roy meant he enjoyed watching it as I did.
I`ve only seen a few clips and he gets my vote he is a very honest sincere careing human being as for his wife she is so brave and sweet,oops got to go now nurse says I need my meds my brain hurts
Half-a-dozen pints of beer?
That confirms what I’ve always thought: He’s less than half the man that William Hague is…
When I was at Edinburgh University, he had the reputation of turning up with at parties (uninvited) with a couple of bricks in a plastic bag claiming it was a Party 7 (remember those?).
As this was a party political broadcast for the Liebour party will all the other leaders have a chance to shed a tear on TV.
The pig isn’t on the official list:
http://www.cabinetoffice.gov.uk/propriety_and_ethics/ministers/travel_gifts.aspx
In 2004/05 Dubai gave Jack Straw a pearl necklace.
And the Germans gave Gordo a mobile phone. Why would they think he needed a new one?
Mandy’s given a few pearl necklaces in his time.
No stop, messing about.
He forgot to declare it
The pig’s not on the official list? Is it on the OFFAL list? Arf!
Every time you scratch beneath the surface, you quickly find bullshit!
Gets under your fingernails, then when you pickk your nose.
So he got sent a pig, but why did he have t make her home secretary?
“Insinuate” are you deluded Guido. The man is utterly bonkers.
One has to wonder who told him he wasn’t allowed to keep it. Jealous wife perhaps?
Fuck you. I’ve always been more insulted in my life….err….that’s not right
Did he mean “roasted” and in the footballers wives orgy sense of the word?
…..he’s a dirty bastard that Brown.
“as in”
As in, lost an eye, ‘Badger Watching’ , at Cape Cod.
Could be “roasted” as in the PM term…. being shouted at and having Nokias thrown at it….
I was perplexed as to why good Muslim or Jewish Countries would send a pig. But then I remembered about the Israeli soldiers wrapping the remains of suicide bombers in pigskins to bury them – so they wouldnt get their 72 virgins and go to heaven etc…
A “undiverse” approach that apparently dampened the enthusiasm of would-be bombers….
Maybe they wanted to bury the McMentalist too…
hen I remembered about the Israeli soldiers wrapping the remains of suicide bombers in pigskins to bury them – so they wouldnt get their 72 virgins and go to heaven
Is that true?
Bloody funny if it is.
It’s not true. It’s actually based on stuff the Americans did to Filipino fighters during their occuption of the Philippines in the aftermath of the Spanish-American War.
Israel has never done any such thing and, in fact, Israeli law would preclude any such action.
Hillingdon Hospital got busted when the family of a recently deceased Muslim were required to complete identification formalities and they found the corpse draped in streaky bacon. Red faces all round. tsk tsk
Loads of pigs in Israel aren’t there, you twat.
Can’t even lie effectively.
Gordon always tells the truth — he said that at a press conference and no one disputed his assertion so he must have been telling the truth,the lying bastard .
No, that was the reason Blair got the first go.
Like every single utterance that comes from his festering mouth, it was a lie.
Festering mouth. I like that, Throbber.
Fuck Off
You got our “gift” eh? You feelthy bastrdpig
Yeah, ta very much. I stuck it between two slices of bread and had it for a snack.
We the sheeple will send him some mutton
“What’s been the best present you weren’t allowed to keep”
How about Prime Minister?
Brilliant.
Or Tony Blair’s promise. He wasn’t allowed to keep that either.
The Taliban
You must be making all this up – how could anyone be that incompetent and still remember to keep breathing?
Because breathing is not a bodily function controlled by homo sapiens.If it were we would not have been plagued with the incompetent to which you refer.
I can confirm that
It’s all well and good he fucked up and said that, but i bet it won’t make the cut, Browns advisors will surely have the ‘blooper’ removed before it’s aired.
As ever – didn’t even answer the question.
Being sent a huge roasted pig is one hell of a doggy-bag.
Why does my mind picture of Harriet as I read this?
At least it’s not gone the whole hog and pictured Jacqui.
Well, they were going to send a sheep, but thought the members of the Cabinet might feel insulted. Then, they rejected a suggestion to send a goat, because the PM might be insulted. Chicken was rejected for the same reason.
What else was there to send? Camel? None of them were prepared to lose a wife……….
Cabinet’s already full of bull…
Stuff the pig of a Prime Minister.
Love a good spit-roast..oink-eek-oink!
I just find it sickening that NuLab BBC are pushing his emotional interview with Piers (spit on floor) Morgan. How low can you get to bring in the emotion about a dead child just before the election. What obscene creature told Brown it would be a good idea – Mandelson perhaps?
Most people can see straight through this spin and it will surely backfire on Brown.
Arrrrrrrrgh !!
Just seen the Maximum Imbecile plastered all over Pravda blubbering like a good ‘un.
On the feckin’ 1 O’clock news FFS.
That’s it. Pub.
Thanks for the timely warning, it’s Top Gear on Dave then.
Fuckin’ part timers.
Before the 9.00pm watershed? Fucking Hell. My complaint’s going in today.
Full text is all over the media now.
Makes me physically sick.
I hate him, Ihate Lord Piers Morgan of Blubber, I hate the BBC
Aye up John
Look at it closely on Aljabeeba.
Sarah Brown monitors the cameras twice to make sure her tears are caught on camera
“What obscene creature…”
Answer: his PR guru wife.
When you remember the BBC are actively pushing an ITV show it just reinforces what a set-up all this is.
I’m sure we’ll have a second part soon. Maybe Gordon can tell us why he’s such a wanker
Yeah, it’s a real love-in as the free-to-air broadcasters form their wagons in a circle to protect themselves against the digital invaders. Expect them to show primetime trailers for the ‘Pop Star to Opera Star’ final all next week on BBC1.
Either that or…
The Beeb put it on HYS, I think they thought Brown would get a favorable response from from the readers.
Seems to be backfiring on Brown and those that put him up to it.
Who’s been telling porkies?
…. but not been able to accept one?
so no doubt the PM (even unelected) gets loads of gifts, sporting ones etc.. and the BEST present he can think of was a roasted pig. Is he 3 years old.
The pig was probably full of coke.
Honestly if another govenment wants to keep McMental and his infantile humour happy then how about a bart simpson to go on the back of his car and does moonies? or a fart machine? or a big mouth billie bass (Cherie Blair edition).
Don’t they have to keep a list?
Good to see the ‘Is Brown Bonkers?’ pic making a welcome reappearance.
why a FULL pig? Why not a whole pig or a complete pig? Why was the pig full? What secret slush fund was it using to feed itself?
and how did he know it was a ‘after a dinner’ – so a load of Middle Eastern PM’s were sitting about having dinner – at the end of the meal they noticed a roast pig (understandably not eaten) and were concerned what to do with it and one said “call DHL and send to Gordon Brown, he loves a roasted pig?” – AND if they did – please tell me that GB wrote a thank you letter:
Dear PM
Thanks for the roasted pig you sent me last night.
McMental
xx
It was probably refused as if it mixed with the medication, Gawdun would have certainly had the trot(ter)s.
Let’s try some word association, Mr Brown: Pig?
– Trough no, n-n-no. B-british roast.
A “full” pig because he simply cannot string a sentence together.
12 weeks today and he will be driven out of Downing St – the light at the end of the tunnel is now visible.
What was it full of?
was it a suicide banger?
sent by oshama bin larden?
Could have been Hilda Ogden aka Magaret Beckett, though she may enjoy a spit roast the white stick briggade would have to be recruited.
Roast lamb? Roast pig? Roast calf? How would Brown be expected to know the difference? How could we expect him to know anything?
Mint sauce, apple sauce, horseradish
Ask him about battered deep-fried KitKats, he’s good on national dishes from Fife.
Thanks for that mental image.
This is a really good website.
Interesting how this modding works.
Pretty soon you will be losing the very people that make this site interesting,Guido.
M*dding works better when you’re not Anony*mouse , try it.
but I don’t know anyone here….
why.were are we going
What was the pig full of? Had it been stuffed I wonder?
What did he want to do with it had he been allowed to keep it? omg.
The fat, one eyed, scottish pig was, of course, full of sh!t, as always.
Oh, you mean the fictitious one that created in Brown’s delusional world? No idea, it didn’t exist.
Mmm a pig eh, good for making porky pies
Sounds to me as if he had an involuntary verbal manifestation of his fantasy involving Mrs Brown and some eunuchs. Unfortunately for him he was being recorded at the time.
I can’t think of any countries in the middle east who eat pork; jews and muslims both see pigs as filthy creatures that you should avoid at all costs.
It’s not just a religious thing either, it’s a cultural thing for the entire middle eastern region.
In their eyes, sending him a roasted pig is the same as sending him a box of human faeces with an attached note saying “eat shit, you bastard”.
Either he’s lying, or the country in question wanted to give him the biggest insult they possibly could.
Theres a small % of christians in the middle east.
Egypt only recently culled all their pigs. Jordan?
In an act of spite against the Coptic Christian minority to assuage the Brotherhood mob.
Swine flu, as we now know, was not all it was cracked up to be and the connection with pigs was, at best, tenuous.
The pigs were killed in their tens of thousands in the midst of Coptic communities with children terrified by scenes with barbaric cruelty.
I have nothing but contempt for the Egyptian government.
There was no connection between swine flu and pigs. The genetics of the flu strain in question mean that it evolved from a virus that looks like the one pigs get.
But then. Those brotherhood geezers probably don’t beleive in genetics or evolution either.
It still means they might have had some pigs to give away a couple of years ago.
Jordan?
She’s more of a dog than a pig, I would say
Fight?
Akin to throwing shoes!
The best kebab I ever had was in Nicosia, overlooking the Green Line.
It was a roast pork kebab – I have never come across such a beast since, but it just gave me a warm feeling inside waving my roast pork kebab at the Turks on the other side.
Eleftheria i thanatos!
In the Istanbul Hilton they have bacon on their breakfast menu.
And you can get beer. Not all Muslims are raving weirdy-beardies.
trust a Pikey to say that
jews and muslims both see pigs as filthy creatures that you should avoid at all costs.
True – and their refusal to consume bacon (i.e. God’s paramount gift to the world) is yet more proof of their inferiority to Western Christian-based bacon-eating civilisation.
You’re about as funny as finding blood on toilet paper.
Blood on the bog paper should be a regular feature for those that practise being the receiver of gifts from those who like “back door action”. Why all the fuss over a bit of rough.
Go fuck yourself, you bacon-hating shit-stabber. Better yet, die of rectal cancer in a country that hasn’t invented morphine.
Mmmmm. Bacon.
Richard?
in Israel “white meat” isnt chicken breast but pork and is eaten:
http://www.forward.com/articles/13245/
See also the recent story:
http://www.myfoxchicago.com/dpps/news/dpgonc-Jewish-Surgeon-Launches-Israels-1st-Pork-Cookbook-mb-20100103_5388313
not as bad as sending roast dog.
“My best gift was a large box of assorted broken biscuits from Mumsnet.”
Pity it wasna Cadbury bar… because, and slightly O/T, My Lady Mandyscum’s having a hissyfit over Kraft:
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard-business/article-23804984-too-late-peter-mandelson-lashes-out-at-kraft-boss-irene-rosenfeld.do
Lyingboar scum
Hello Victoria Street!
Would you please be so kind and let us know, which country from the middle east sent a pig to the prime minister?
Thanks.
Piers Moron and Gordon Brown in the same room.
Where’s a Lee Harvey Oswald when you need one?
The Sinper.
“The reason for and the answer to all your political problems.”
Look a the problems caused by the falure of young Jewish men to join the German army in the 1920 / 30s. Far too few ‘Jewish German Sinpers’ when they were needed in 1936.
What if more middleclass Russians, pre 1917, had been willing to do this dangerous and challenging work.
Same in China.
Both Lenin and Benito ( sorry can’t spell Mussillini, Mossollini, you know ) both were hit on the nose. With proper training, two good ‘Head Shots’ could have prevented a great deal of later unnessary-ness .
We at the ‘ Wild East’ Sniper school will prepare you or your friends to play your part in world history.
Here in eastern Siberia we have full training facilities. Including a copy, correct in every detail, of the Dallas Book depositry.
Contact ‘Vania’, on
‘We-will-deal-with-your-issues-without-recorse-to-a-socialworker@hotmail.commie’
Hey sinper can you get ammo for your nug
I cannot think of a more carefully calculated insult than to send a Head of State a cooked pig.
Well done that man.
Was it from “I’m a dinner jacket” ?
Gordon Brown isn’t the head of State.
He’s barely even the head of Government
If it had been sent to the head of State, it may have been a Kabab, for her husband. He is I believe from that part of the world.
He`s barely head of his own house if his misses is bangin a clerk at the treasury very hush hush at least he knows she safe with Mandy ooh you are awfull
The way in which this site nests comments sometimes has unfortunate and unintended consequences. YC surely meant to refer to Gen Tell’s post.
So in all likelihood
a) he’s lying, or
b) he’s too ignorant and stupid to realise it’s a massive insult
no wait.. a AND b, and of course
c) he’s a Hunt
I wouldn’t normal congratulate those whose wealth comes from their fortuitous birth in a country living on top of crude, but on this occasion, jolly well done chaps.
If it’s true. Which knowing McMental, isn’t likely.
Brown interview with Moron;
“There was no deal struck at Granitas. That’s been one of the great myths and people have written about it. I’d already agreed with Tony before that dinner that he would stand for the leadership and I would stay on as the shadow chancellor, as the person in charge of economic policy”
………………………………
Just to add a morsel of ABSOLUTE to the story,Guido – Brown and Blair met in the offices of a Council leader in the North East and agreed that Blair stand for the leadership.
It was not as Granitas as Brown now confirms.
There goes Brown. Hanged yet again by his own mouth. ‘The person in charge of economic policy’.
The chap who ran 35bn deficits through a boom and 200bn deficits through a bust. The person who bank*upt Britain.
He reminds me more and more of somebody with the mindset of a mass murderer. You know – those types who know they will never get remembered for being good at something.
They aren’t good athletes so will never win an Olympic Gold. Aren’t great scientists so will never be known for (say) curing cancer or splitting the atom. Aren’t great writers like Shakespeare. Aren’t great politicians like Churchill.
So they just go for notoriety instead. Okay, if I can’t be remembered for being good then I’ll be remembered for being spectacularly shit.
Brown is well on his way to world domination in the field of ‘spectacularly shit’.
But m-m-m-m-mr Speaker, it started in America.
Do nothing Tories, airbrush, no policies, etczzzzzzzzzzzzz.
That show was put on for the benefit of the wavering core.
This is how they are supposed to think of the performance (verbatim quote):
…..It is of interest because it shows what makes them tick.
Margaret Thatcher despised the ordinary people of this country because she thought that they didn’t give due honour to her father, a local politician and small business man.
She despised British Railways and did all she could to get the rail ways closed down in favour of road transport.. She never use a train.
She despised the working classes and destroyed 100 years of improving their home and work comditions by reintroducing slavery…..
Depressing isn’t it. I rest my case.
Which half-wit are you quoting? And where from?
BBC Have your say.
About page 4
I believe you. I just try not to go there. Waste of time saying anything derisory about the Maximum Imbecile. It just gets ‘moderated’ into cyber death.
I try not to go there. But I did just now. He’s not got many fans has he? There are very few people piping up to excuse this shameless self-pity for votes.
Gordon Brown – will cry for votes.
some random ranting green-pen-on-internet tosser then.
some random ranting green-pen-on-internet tosser then
You are Polly Toynbee and I claim my bottle of Chianti.
Airing at the wrong time though. If Brown is after the waivering vote, he should have gone on Jeremy Kyle.
What the f*ck are you talking about?
Do you not remember what this country was like in 1979?
But of course, Labour have done a great job on the railways.
And as for the working class – which party is responsible for them having to work until at least 68? And which party has ensured their meager pensions are worth less.
You’re either a (a) civil servant, (b) dole scrounging layabout, (c) just plain ignorant. Which is it?
He’s quoting from somewhere else, you tool, and if you actually read on before banging your head on the keyboard, you’d see that he explains the source in a later comment.
O/T
Seems Baroness Scotland wants to jail a man for defending himself from a smackhead armed with an axe.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1250460/Kenneth-Blight-spared-jail-stabbing-teenage-attacker.html
Different rules apply it seems. Perhaps if the man defending himself could have convinced the court that he was merely in ‘technical breach of the rules’ he could have done whatever the fuck he likes.
God, how i hate these people.
It would probably have been better if he was ‘a religious man’. That’ll get you off too.
black bitch
I’ll say one thing for “Baroness Scotland.” She’s as ugly on the outside as on the inside. Hell, she’s almost as ugly as Margaret “Neigh, Neigh” Beckett, and that’s really saying something.
I don’t remeber any of her ancestors at the Battle of Culloden
what, you were there ? wow
Surely it will be listed on a Government Hospitality Register
It is very noticeable when he talks about the death of his daughter thathe does not talk about their joint parental feelings, he speaks only of how badly it affected him.
Okay Brown. I believe you. It affected you badly. In fact it has clouded your judgement from the day it happened. It is the reason you have fucked everything up. That and the yanks. And the banks. And the age of irresponsibility.
How about you stop being badly affected by your daughters death and spend more time with your family AND STOP FUCKING THE COUNTRY UP.
I got lambasted for this last week, but I really do not believe a male bonds with a 10 day old premature baby and it affects him for the rest of his natural. unless the man is already mentally disturbed. All fake the man is a monster cycle path
Broadmoor is too good for him
Agreed. Traumatic for the mother, but less so for the father – especially after two more children and many years.He had no emotional relationship with the infant, and this smacks of mawkish pleading for sympathy.
AGREE.
To me it sounded like purple prose he’d read in a work of fiction once and had remembered it – something like Bambi or Black Beauty or Watership Down.
Or from an Alistair blockbuster?
I’m over my mum
I was all over your mum
I’m all over the place
Me too
Happily the pubs will still be open when this blatant bit of third rate electioneering will be broadcast…
The BBC will oblige with re-runs of the most tear-jerking bits ad nauseam to guarantee saturation cover so nobody misses out.
I’d prefer water-boarding torture
He couldn’t tell the truth if his prime ministership depended on it.
It goes even further than the wild ramblings of a loony liar..
Think: this was set up and choreographed by nutter Campbell and Mr Integrity Morgan. It would have been overseen and picked over in the edit by all sorts of Comms professionals.
And still they let a howler like this through?
Shoddy AND crap.
Q: “What is Countryside?”
Stephen Fry: “the murder of Piers Morgan”
Astonishing, isn’t it. Any third rate PR trainee would have warned off these so called experts that this was a really bad idea.
Only a complete moron would be taken in by this stunt. Unfortunately there does not seem to be any shortage of such people.
WE get paid so we don’t give a fuck.
It has always struck me there is a cabal of Brown haters in his group of advisers. They probably have great enjoyment taking the p-ss and him not realising it.
Remember the You-tube video? He was set up for that and too isolated to realise it.
Ditto pigs.
You and your big mouth.now he’s onto us.
” a full pig that they actually sent, that had been roasted ”
Sent how exactly ? Diplomatic pouch ? FedEx ?
What does he mean by a full pig, had the pig eaten well before being slaughtered, does he mean a whole pig, was it wearing one of thoses white paper hat things that they sometimes do, there are lots of questions Piers Fletcher Dervish could have asked.
is’nt there a customs restriction on meats coming in
Very strict of course, unless it’s fresh meat in the form of immigrants, then come on in.
News to me. Did know the Arabs presented Sarah to Gordon
The present was a mirror.
Might have been sent by the President of Iceland after he invoked anti-terror legislation to get back cash that his FSA had guaranteed.
You can see how his fuckwitted brain would work. Iceland. That’s in the Middle East. Or the Middle of the fucking Atlantic. It’s in the Middle of something anyway.
Was this a reference to Tory BLAIR RETURNING FROM FUND RAISING
All these comments are shameless. Come the election you will all flock to nanny to calm your fears. Nanny, of course, will be stiff under the bed. Snotty will be grinning from a bonnet and his eyes as shifty as Mrs lavender’s in this clip!
what clip?
Which Middle Eastern muslim government would send a roasted pig to a foreign head of government?
Lebanon has a Christian president, it’s in their constitution. Countries like Syria have significant Christian populations and do not have an official state religion. And if the idiot included Cyprus in his definition of Middle East then they have a huge pig industry, comparable to the Low Countries on a per capita basis. I’d tend to the view that it was a secret insult though.
Well, strictly speaking, the Middle East doesn’t start until Persia/Afghan.
Israel and that neck of woods is near east.
India/Burma the East
Korea/Japan the Far East.
I would never use members of my family( even dead ones ) as political props. I am neither despicable nor deranged. I never tell lies. So fuck off.
Times online unabridged volumes the sex questions.
Interview Piers >I faked photo’s of soldiers for Brown< Morgan with Prime Mentalist.
PM. Have you ever had Gay sex
GB Yes
PM Who with
GB. Well there's three loves in my life, Tony, Peter and Sarah
pm Have you had annal sex with each one of them
GB Yes
PM Have you ever told a lie
GB only to Sarah & the country
PM Have you ever taken medication for mental illness
GB No
PM Have you ever lied
GB Yes only to Sarah and PM
ANNAL sex? Wod’s dat, den?
When you get it in a quiet corner of the library of a medical school.
M’learned Freinds call it anal congress which is much more up market.
Sex that is reported upon?
Is it like ANNUAL sex, aka married sex?
We really do need an explanation to this. Well done Guido for highlighting this. I genuinely want to know more about this pig from the Middle East.
It was probably George Galloway they sent. Easy mistake to make.
I don’t believe a word of this bollox either
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1250438/Gordon-surprisingly-romantic-Sarah-Brown-opens-Mumsnet-webchat.html
that picture of her makes her look like a fucking cobra
It`s official she makes my skin crawl roll on May 6th can`t stand any of em anymore
What time’s the weep-in on on Sunday?
google it you lazy twat
You hate spin, you hate set-ups. But you do exactly the same. What a load of shit, this is the biggest Tory suck-each-others-cocks blog out there… I saw ‘Guido’ on the TV claiming to be independent, what a load of crap. Anyone with a braincell can tell Labourlist is a Labour site, but for you to claim this is not Tory cock-sucking-general is bullshit.
A lovely ‘caption’ contest for Davey C, and pick out the bit that suits your shit jokes for Brown. Brilliant.
I am not a Tory, just like reading the people who really hate the worst PM in the history of this country.
Aye.
I love the smell of beaten socialists in the morning – even more than stuffed full pig.
Stick around fuckwit, in a few months time the bile will be directed at the Tories.
“you to claim this is not Tory cock-sucking-general is bullshit. ”
General? What are you on about? Are you related to Geoff Hoon by any chance?
One is not a Tory
Of course, guido’s politics have a lot more in common with the conservatives than Labour, if its a pro-conservative-PARTY setup then its pretty damn subtle.
Its not as if conservatives get absolute support or even an easy ride. Apart from Nadine.
It’s a good job they sent him a full pig. Some c*nt sent me an empty one last week.
Bastards.
Cheaper to post. Skinflint bastards.
Was the pig somewhat Polonium enriched?
Might have been the Iranians then, or the Pakistani’s from the ISI, then again perhaps the Saudi’s pissed again over the BAe bribery enquiry, or the Kuwaiti’s or the Gulf emir’s, then again the Israeli’s might have gone for the double bluff, as they are always pissed at support for the Palestinians.
Anyway demonstrates the Prime Mentalist is not quite all there. A suckling pig short of a Bar Mitzvah.
The Middle East has “different governments”….
Brown has the penetrating insight into Middle-Eastern politics of George Bush or Sarah Palin. Maybe after the Election they”ll give him Tony Blair’s job as Special Representative in the Middle East. He could make as good a job of it as he made of Tony Blair’s job as Prime Minister.
Gordon obviously has got as little grasp on World politics and ethnic / religious backgrounds as he has on accountancy. If a Muslim gave you a pig stuffed or otherwise it would be a pretty strong message, DOH!
We wish to highlight the fact that Gordon Brown was never a member of our group.
Thank you.
We wish to highlight the fact that Gordon Brown was never a member of our group.
Thank you.
He needs some Brown bread with his bacon, high fibre diet is good for someone so full of shit.
I’m sure the tears for his daughter were genuine, but doing the interview with Piers so close to an election does not make Gordon look good. I can’t help thinking that the timing of the exercise is deliberate, and designed to give Brown a boost in the polls. If Brown calls an early election after this, I think we are entitled to draw the conclusion that the whole exercise is deeply cynical. Why was the interview not done six months ago? Why could it not be done after the election?
The culture of spin at the heart of Labour needs to be addressed. Mandelson and Campbell have to be removed before the party can again be considered honest and decent.
Absolutely agree. I had great sympathy when Brown’s child died just I would for any parent. However, this resurfacing of the incident at this time is exceptionally poor taste. He must have had guidelines before the interview with Morgan and could have made it plain that was not to be mentioned.
Perhaps I am ultra cynical but I see the dead hand of the devious Mandelson behind this interview. I think many people will feel disgust that this emotional incident has been brought up after such a long time and yet just weeks before electioneering begins. It will do Brown no good though because already people are seeing it for what it is – spin on a most disgusting level.
Morgans advice.Imagine when he thought up the dead soldiers.His sacking.then his reward of TV celebrity. He thinks he was right. And his advice to Gorgon is spot on,from his point.Thanks moron.
it’s a new election strategy for Labour, called ‘sobbing for socialism’. They will all be at it soon, and Harriet will propose legislation enforcing the right of men to blubber publicly as much as women. That’s what comes of years of focus groups dominated by social workers
An early election? Oh please God, yes! I can’t take anymore of that mental case or the BBC pumping out Government tractor stats and AGW bollocks. I can’t wait to see numerous Portillo moments only to be followed by Al-Jabeeba squirming as it realises it’s fucked. In the name of God, please let there be an early election!!!!
Perhaps it was a full Peppa Pig…maybe a box set to go with the Obama dvds.
Bananas go well with it.
Reminds me of Tim Minchin’s Peace Anthem For Palestine :
You don’t eat pigs,
We don’t eat pigs,
It seems it’s been that way forever
So if you don’t eat pigs,
And we don’t eat pigs,
Why not, not eat pigs together?
Why does no one else spot these things ?
Of course its blindingly obvious once its pointed out.
I sent it after watching Gillian McKeith you are what you eat. Fried Leeches anyone?
Not knowing anything about possible collusion by Sarah Brown, when it got to the daughter’s death part of the interview, my wife said to me “why is he putting his wife through this?”
Which I think is a fair comment, collusion or not. But Brown would never consider his wife’s feelings so long as the interview helped his popularity (which it won’t).
Because they might be votes for him in it. Greater love hath no woman than to have to reminded in public of her child’s life being laid down for votes for her husband.
Your Mr Brown is a cunning man
I will watch this interview with interest
Then I will send him a present
send him a horses head (or arse)
Hmm if true the Prime Mentalist needs certifying under the mental health act.
Classic from Brown when asked about the sacking of John Terry:
“Clearly this is a decision for Mr Capello” – no shit Sherlock
“I am sure that everyone will want to abide by his decision” – well, bugger me, up that point Terry was going to declare himself still captain and refuse to hand back the armband. But then our great leader spoke; c**t
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/02/12/inglourious-basterds-2/
We have all seen “W”, the Oliver Stone film on the Bush Administration. Now Tarentino has made a movie on the Blair Administration. Reviewers are shocked to the core……
Fuck.is that a young Blair over there. I fucked him on Hampstead Heath .
Yeah – it looked like Ed Balls!
I too want to know more about the halal/kosher pig.
A present you don’t get to keep is a non present. I see trouble ahead with the pig.
Gordon’s spinmeisters seem to have turned from horribly incompetent to insanely cruel. Hawking his bleeding stumps in a cynical attempt to get the public’s pity? How low can you get??????????
anyone watching young angry and white? I despair.
Cry Gordie cry. Give it all you got and cry Gordie cry.
If the child was dying it would be in the mother’s arms where she died for sure – I would put all my tax on that.
Yeh but Gordoom holding the baby could be worth lets sat 50,000 votes you never know
Oh my God I’m shitting Gordon Browns.oh sorry theyre turds
whats to mod guido?
I want my Prime Minister to have dignity and a sense of occasion. I’d also like to respect him, but in Gordon’s case that’s not possible.
Mr Disrali is dead my dear.I SAID MR.oh never mind
Its probably a sheep. Lots of countries in the middle east and africa roast the whole of the sheep.
shoulda went to specsavers
It was a long pig.
Perhaps it was an Arab woman who had been raped by her moslem brothers and therefore been stoned to death as their “justice” thinks is right.
allah acbar
Morgan has a few months left in him.
As soon as Dave takes over – Morgan will be gone.
This story of the pig, is exactly the stuff people need to be made aware of.
Obviously, Gordon would have been well “groomed” for the exercise ahead.
Obviously, Morgan will have done a dry run with Gordon before the “live” interview.
Live interview goes ahead – job done.
I’m not a well travelled or particularly well educated person.
I am not Jewish nor muslim.
EVEN I REALISED THE PIG MISTAKE !!!!!!!!!!!
This is obviously made up and an obvious lie.
Brown can’t even be honest about day to day details. Lord knows what happens when it comes to important things e.g. Banana or kit-kat.
Why would a compulsive liar NOT lie about the pig? When has Broon ever been honest about ANYTHING? There was a throwaway line about Basil Fawlty providing enough material for a whole psychiatrists’ convention. If Broon wasn’t so utterly horrendous and depressing as a supposed human being, so utterly, cringingly repellent in everything he does, says and touches, he’d make a better than middling subject for a full psychiatric examination. Then again, anyone trying to make sense of such a fucked-up apology for a man would end up in analysis him or herself.
He writes about courage. He’s actually a craven coward who dithers over every decision. He tell a press conference he didn’t want to replace the pathetic Darling as chancellor. He throws a Nokia in the official Jag and injures his chauffeur. I have this from a recently departed staffer at No 10. (In the US this would have ended up in court). He treats his secretarial staff like shit, pushing over computer tables in fits of uncontrollable frustration. Ditto. He employs lumps of human excrement to slag off and lie about his political opponents. Following a string of by-election defeats he has ballot boxes stuffed at Glenrothes. This should have ended his career, put his bullying acolytes in the slammer and Nuliabour in the septic tank for ever, but where is the forensic journalist with the guts and determination to put this on the front pages? We don’t have such a beast, guys ‘n’ gals.
Maybe he gave it to Prescott to eat and then puke up? My God I am getting as nasty as everyone else… take me away matron!
Have a meddle
As Grouch Marx said “Sincerity – if you can fake that, you’ve it made.”
Where are the sad, deluded trolls this weekend? Probably all working hard for Hunt’s snap election later this month. Funny how I saw a policeman on Croydon high st for the first time in 2 years I have worked there. (He looked uncomfortable and lost.) Classic NuLab pre-election mendacity.
I meant h oon’s
The sad, deluded trolls are working out how to keep Broon out of their voting material and doing another estimate of the numbers of immigrants, civil servants and leftie teachers who’ll vote for them.
That wasn’t a whole roasted pig, that was Sarah.
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