February 9th, 2010

School Children Exposed to Balls

As part of “Safer Internet Day“, the Government today launched the ‘Zip it, Block it, Flag it’ campaign. Ed Balls said “it’s important that parents and children understand the risks involved with using the internet, as with any area of life.” Yes indeed it is Ed, hence the red faces all round the Department of Children, Schools and Families last week.

So what is Ball’s doing to protect children? Well his campaign “Buster’s World” directed children, and their extremely irate mothers toward a gay fetish porn site. As The Register reported last week, anyone googling around looking for the government website certainly got a surprise. Instead of a fluffy, tail-wagging friendly dog who guides children safely around the internet they were greeted by gay men doing very odd things with balloons.

Unsurprisingly the DirectGov website was pulled. That’s one site “zipped” and “blocked” then. Guido is happy to “flag” this cock up.


388 Comments

  1. 1
    ccnp says:

    Perhaps Mandy provided the footage ?

    • 9
      Iain Dale's Codpiece says:

      Not a surprise – Balls and cock-up always come together as a pair.

      • 44
        Will Dave send patrots to the EUSSR gulags? says:

        “from November of this year, the European Union plans to extend throughout Europe, the criminalisation, not just of speech and writing, but even of thought – what they call xenophobia – which means fear of foreigners, state of mind.”

        • 54
          EU Dave the evil Communist says:

          Dave is a sinister EUSSR bastard who will do as he is told by his banking masters and will continue to shit on the people of Britain for his own egotistical gain, regardless of what the people want, no different to Labour.

          We have seen nothing less than the Communist invasion of our country and Dave cannot wait to take his turn at playing Stalin.

          When goverments have so little respect for the people that put them in power that they take the peoples right to say and associate as they wish they are a whisker away from sending people to death camps.

          Dave will make those death camps come one step closer – When is Hannan going to break free from these Nazi/Communist control freeks?

          • Catflap says:

            Coalition government already exists with the LabCons on the big issues.
            Neither undoes the damage done by the other, no matter how large the majority either sitting government has.
            They might as well rule together at the same time for all the good elections do.

          • the watcher says:

            54 you really are a KNOB

          • Talwin says:

            EU Dave, it works like this. Guido posts about a particular subject. Then we pitch up and make a variety of comments/insults/observations on said subject.

            Got it you thick fuck?

          • STOP PRESS

            Guido, seen this?

            9 peers cleared of abusing exes – staying once a month in ‘main home’ was OK, as was nominating elderly mother’s house

            http://www.parliament.uk/documents/upload/ComplaintsResponse010209.pdf

          • Flat Earther says:

            EU Dave – ” ermmmmmmmmm Fuck off verminous Labour scumbag”

          • EU Dave the evil Communist says:

            Flat Earther says:
            February 9, 2010 at 5:03 pm
            EU Dave – ” ermmmmmmmmm Fuck off verminous Labour scumbag”

            Vermious?

            Did I sell you out to the EU without a whimper? – EU DAVE DID

            Did I Let the EU destroy our borders without a whimper? – EU DAVE DID

            Did I let the EU bring in a local level spy network into this country? – EU DAVE DID

            Did I send our young boys to die in an illegal war? – EU DAVE DID.

            Vermin you say?

            I think you should spend less time on your blue rinse and check your priorities!

            As for labour, try reading the post again, you may then be able to make a relevant comment!

          • EU Dave the evil Communist says:

            Talwin says:
            February 9, 2010 at 4:41 pm
            EU Dave, it works like this. Guido posts about a particular subject. Then we pitch up and make a variety of comments/insults/observations on said subject.

            Got it you thick fuck?

            Talwin, I did but you can’t handle the truth, you see all are interconnected.

            Balls is a bilderberger, as is brown, as is Clarke as is Mandy as is Blair as is Osborne, etc etc etc.

            They are all on the same team and the all work for the bilderbergers – a banking and corporate cartel that now ownes you through debt.

            The only thing that is off topic is Guido pretending that their is any difference between any of them.

            I am on keeping the subject politically ON topic!

          • Ed Balls is a fucking national disgrace says:

            EU Dave, you really are a complete tool. All the events you carefully list happened whilst Labia were in the Chair and ‘Dave’ was in opposition

          • EU Dave the evil Communist says:

            “Ed Balls is a fucking national disgrace says:
            February 9, 2010 at 5:42 pm
            EU Dave, you really are a complete tool. All the events you carefully list happened whilst Labia were in the Chair and ‘Dave’ was in opposition”

            Another idiot that can’t read!

            I said Dave did without a whimper or Dave did, Dave was meant to be an effective opposition to these truly unpopular things yet he either backed them or laid low.

            Most he backed – WHERE WAS THE OPPOSITION?

            When war criminal Blair left, Dave gave him a standing ovation.

            They BOTH helped to murder thousands of innocent children.

            Dave was always pro EU even though the public want nothing to do with this undemocratic soviet totalitarian state.

            Just what part of Dave is Conservative? I have seen his pro communist side but NOTHING Conservative.

            Is the massive corrupt communist EUSSR small state?

            Give me a break!

          • TosserWatch says:

            54 EU Dave…what a load of nonsense

          • EU Dave the quisling says:

            TosserWatch says:
            February 9, 2010 at 6:30 pm
            54 EU Dave…what a load of nonsense

            That’s right, stick with xfactor and the latest footbal game, whatever
            you do – don’t question, go buy another bottle of blue rinse and cheer on the team set to destroy you.

            Now remind me who backed the global warming hoax?
            who has a key global warming hoaxer at his side along with the bilderbergers?

            Who profits most from the fairy dust carbon trading they are ALL pushing for even though everyone knows it is a hoax – bet you don’t even know – like I said get back to xfactor and leave the comment to those who do.

            These are facts, the only nonsense is your living in denial of the facts.

            Even Drudge is starting to cover these issues, Druge is guido’s hero or so he claims, yet Guido is well behind the curve, guido is keeping you in the dark ages, other blogs have moved on and are covering the wide issues, this is why they are trying to censore the web and free speech.

            But hey, I expect xfactor will still be allowed, so no need for you to panic!

          • The First British Revolution is coming.... says:

            @ Old Holborn at 4.50pm.

            I actually wouldn’t have believed you if you hadn’t posted the official link.

            Fuck me!!! You have to admire the brassneckery of the Nobles I suppose, before getting very very fucking enraged. Fucking scum every thieving one of the bastards. As ever their lackey officials are actively protecting them.

            Do they suppose us so fucking thick that we don’t know the Clerk of the Parliaments’ or any officer of either house for that matter to be subservient to their respective members? In which other ‘profession’ would a direct subordinate be tasked to investigate fraud by a direct superior? It’s a fucking joke.

            Scum, pure chav scum in ermine.

          • I hope EU Dave is resting, away from t'internet, with a nice cup of tea.... says:

            Freund. Haben Sie nicht Angst. Wir besiegen diese unwissenden englischen zusammen pigdogs. Sie sind unsere englischen Sklaven. Hahahaha! Ja?

          • stu says:

            Fuck off you liebour troll

          • Dave is a communist apparatchik says:

            The EU a slight annoyance!

            Now you have exposed what a cock you are, wouldn’t be fat Ken would you?

            85% of our laws disctated to us from an unelected elite with supreme power over all our lives. They have been granted the right to do ANYTHING they wish without accountability or having to face the ballot box. A group which streamrollered over the democratic wishes of the people.

            A group that pushes the big LIE that is global warming indoctrinating our children with lies not education, to take further control and taxes.

            An annoyance?

            When they have their European army (oh yes it’s on its way) and are conscripting your children to die in imperialist wars that you have NO say in, or cart them off for seeking representation please remind your children of your foolish words.

            No wonder you protest so much, you don’t like being exposed.

          • Dave is a communist apparatchik says:

            “stu says:
            February 9, 2010 at 10:21 pm
            Fuck off you liebour troll”

            Wow, we are on to sports club level of debate – Labour troll, liverpool supporter, Man united, all bullshit.

            Both Labour and the Tories have been selling you out to a banking/corporate elite for decades getting their rewards through sitting on boards that don’t want them, through speaking engagements for war criminals and you come here with shit about team Labour?

            Wake up you clown.

        • 60
          AC1 says:

          xenophobia
          definition: Fear of inadequate border control.

          • English Viking says:

            I thought it was a fear of Budhists.

          • Airey Belvoir says:

            Xenophobia: criticising or having a negative opinion of the way the Government deals with issues around illegal immigration and border controls.

          • Mine d'Boggles says:

            it’s a fear of inert gases

          • Animal says:

            I thought it was a fear of warrior princesses with lesbian overtones.

          • Unsworth says:

            Something to do with Blake, isn’t it?

          • Mr Xeno says:

            You should be afraid. I’m one bad muthafucka.

          • Diogenes the Dislezix says:

            Zenophobic: one who is too scared of thinking the wrong thing, to dare consider thinking at all.

          • EU Dave the quisling says:

            xenophobia
            definition:

            Thought crime resulting in death camps backed by Labour and the Tories through fear of the people rejecting their masters unwanted totalitarian EU/global police state which might throw them of the EU/corrupt corporate gravy train.

            They have already murdered thousand of innocent women and children in Iraq what makes you think they wont do the same to you and yours?

          • Yawn.... says:

            EU dave, lighten up for fucks sake.

          • EU Dave the quisling says:

            yeah thats what they told the people waring yellow stars in germany as freedom of speech and democracy was crushed!

          • Yawn. EU Dave needs a break from t'internet.... says:

            Ummm no, I don’t imagine they were to be honest EU Dave. I suspect it went more along the lines of “Schneller schneller!! schmutziger Jude!! Schneller.!! Sie schissen!!” BANG!! Bit of a difference with the annoyance that is the EU and wholsale mass murder.

            (with apologies for my shockingly bad German but you get the gist)

          • Das Boot says:

            Vorwarts! Mein Gott Himmel Englander Schwein Verdammt Panzer, Tommy

          • Yawn. EU Dave needs a break from t'internet.... says:

            Ya Das Boot!

            Sie haben Schweine fur Behalter? Hahaha! Sie verrucktes Englisch! Sie sind sehr lustig! Ja? Hahaha! Ja?

          • Das Boot says:

            eeeeerrrrrrr ! vot is dot mein deutch crapan, nine understandom vot U onor boat um?

          • Vidkun Quisling says:

            Dra meg burklengs inn i fuglekassa, kolle!

          • I hope EU Dave is resting his sore head, well away from t'internet, with a nice cup of tea.... says:

            Sie müssen uneinheitliches Deutsches sprechen, um diese Verein zu verbinden!! Vidkun ya?

          • Dave is a communist apparatchik says:

            “Yawn. EU Dave needs a break from t’internet…. says:
            February 9, 2010 at 7:16 pm
            Ummm no, I don’t imagine they were to be honest EU Dave. I suspect it went more along the lines of “Schneller schneller!! schmutziger Jude!! Schneller.!! Sie schissen!!” BANG!! Bit of a difference with the annoyance that is the EU and wholsale mass murder.

            (with apologies for my shockingly bad German but you get the gist)”

            Er actually yes, I think you will find it started a lot more subtle, removing fundermental rights is the start, freedom of speech, monitoring, tracking.

            Totalitarian states often start as a slow creep.

            a bit like you in fact, now run along or you will miss your appointment for your blue rinse.

    • 10
      Splish splash I was having a bash says:

      So who added the website to their Bookmarks? Mandelson? Brown? Balls? Will we expect to see another claim in the 2009-10 expenses for “Entertainment services” buried somewhere or redacted?

      • 46
        George 'Anal Beads' Osbourne says:

        “greeted by gay men doing very odd things with balloons.”

        or a Bullingdon Balloon Bolly Binge as we call it

        • 69
          Sir William Waad says:

          Look, we’re going to have inflation and it’s going to be painful. I wouldn’t be surprised if it went up 15% anally, even if Osborne makes a decent fist of it.

        • 182
          Poptastic says:

          Pop!
          One of them looks just like Guido………

    • 35
      Billy Blofeld says:

      ‘Buster’ and ‘Balls’ in one story……..

      It is time to remind ourselves of the old Viz Character: Buster Gonad and His Unfeasibly Large Testicles

      http://lh4.ggpht.com/_qNUQPXYIsrE/So-ITM2oluI/AAAAAAAAALM/OeTOXv04Ta4/s640/buster.jpg

    • 68
      Ed Balls says:

      “So what???”

    • 70
      Mad Gordo says:

      Was it Mandi doing funny things with Balls ?

    • 127
      Anonymouse says:

      http://bustersworld.net/

      Or something dreadful with dogs!!
      Save the children from Ed Balls

    • 146

      Wrong:

      You meant that Balls “has exposed himself to” schoolchildren.

      • 183
        udderly 'orrible says:

        NoGonads – one of McLiebour’s more throrough-going perverts.

        ….Happily in the comments on the Register site someone has this brilliant idea apropos the idiots who couldn’t even manage to Google “Buster woof-woof”.

        “Cameron might make a great deal of electoral hay by proposing that all government employees be required to requalify for their positions. Those not displaying acceptable (i e, high) levels of intelligence and sheer gumption would be dismissed with prejudice (and no benefits).”

    • 244

      O/T.

      Comical Ali on Radio at the moment. Talking about his “novel”.

      Simon Mayo sticking his tongue up Comical’s ring up to his neck.

      How much would it cost to get this much airtime during drivetime?
      Goebbels will no doubt be smiling in his charnel house.

  2. 2
    ccnp says:

    maybe they googled

    zip it
    block it
    FLOG it

  3. 3
    Max the Impaler says:

    Isn’t ‘Flagged Cock-Up’ another Gay site?

    • 140
      Tom (peeping) says:

      Check back in 24hours – just registered the domain, and am setting off out with my camera….

  4. 4
    Tom Logan, Institute for Studies says:

    Isnt exposing children to homosexual practices a key part of Labours education policy?

  5. 5
    South of the M4 says:

    The DCSF comment that it was their suppliers fault says all that is necessary about this administration. It is always someone elses’ fault. Farm the work out to a 3rd party, check nothing. No acceptance of responsibility for anything. They sure need to go. Incompetent is not even a start at describing them.

  6. 6
    Edward Balls esquire says:

    One handed web surfer,,,,

  7. 7
    shelling-out says:

    Oh dear. We don’t like to hear about that, do we…..!

  8. 8
    Brown's Buggered Britain says:

    With Ed, the name says it all.

  9. 11
    Plato says:

    That has to be the best picture of Balls so far – a masterpiece :D

  10. 13
    anon says:

    What sort of sick mind could put a dictatorial despotic bully like Ed Balls in charge of Education?

    This clown has nothing but utter contempt for everyone.

    Even in the current economic climate he thought nothing of approving a £3 million pound sterling refit of his offices at taxpayers expense.

    Terrible man.

  11. 15
    Charles Flaccidwidger says:

    Given that Mr Balls looks like a fat, sweaty, child molester, isn’t he rather innappropriate to be launching this?

  12. 18
    The PM shouldn't be disturbed but this cunt is says:

    That’s the funniest thing you’ve posted Fawkes

    Buster’s world of balloonist bumbangers, you couldn’t make it guvnor

    Blinky, you are a truly an immense hoon, thank you for being such a ridiculous, puffed up, overhyped twat

    • 25
      resurgemus says:

      has anybody asked Binky Live why he did this ?

      • 53
        Stephen Pound MP: utter cunt and ridiculous, posturing, gobshyte says:

        He wasn’t available as he was ‘carefully reviewing’ the content of BustersWorld

        • 346
          Stephen Pounder of Subsidised Single Malt MP says:

          Hello I am Stephen Pound, you hard working member of parliament. I really really really like the sound of my own voice! No really, if I could mount my own voice I really would. It’s lovely! Do you like my voice too? Remember I spend my days working for my constituents! Not in the subsidised bars in the parliamentary estate!! God forbid!! Might damage my lovely voice that I really love!! All those whiskies I buy every night in Annie’s or the Lords bar (not so much since it was refitted) or The Westminster or even if I really want to get away The Barley Mow, they were all medicinal and not claimed against my food allowance!! Right?? I’ll fuuucken ave you ya cuunt. C’mere, I fucken loove you ya bastard….yeah.

          I love my constituents, almost as much as my own voice. And that’s saying something, eh??

    • 84
      Love Devine says:

      Yes

      Blinky Balls = Immense Hoon of the Year

      He beats all the other little piggies by miles…

  13. 21
    Balls Playing With Balls says:

    Where’s he got his hands…….

  14. 23
    I feel sick says:

    Has he gone to the dentist, got stickers for bravery and stuck them on his lap top? He looks like an extra in grange hill

  15. 24
    resurgemus says:

    Armando Iannucci thinks :

    ” Fuck, there goes another script “

  16. 28
    NuAttack Dog says:

    hahahhaha

    Now this is funny – 8-)

  17. 30
    The IMF is coming says:

    O/T Apart from Balls, it has been a really quiet day on the politics front. Some really bad economic news out etc but silence.

    There must be some serious negotiating/whipping going on ahead of tonights vote

  18. 31
    backwoodsman says:

    …still trying to work out what you could do with balloons – where’s The Beast , when you need a little technical input.

  19. 32

    If anyone is going to bust Ed’s balls, its going to be me.

  20. 33
    Total Balls Up says:

    Surely – Ass Busters World, from the dirty Baron!

  21. 37

    Imagine the first minister to discover the error.

    “…And you see minister you just click web chat like this and .. Here you are.
    Oh! This appears to be a gay porn site. You’re on a wicked web cam chat Mr Balls.”

    “I see and whose this jolly fellow here with the red nose. Is that a nose?Oh my God. Get me off here at once before someone…. wait a mome..Gordon? Is that you?”

    “Ed? ”

    “ED? is that Ed Balls?”

    “Peter?”

    “Erm ..yes..”

    “”Harriet . is that you?Who’s that with you? Is that..no..surely not..”

    “Hello Eddie..”

    “Erm … Hello Yvette…”

    • 156
      James Gordon Brown says:

      Note to self:

      Add to favourites.

      • 195
        Bookmarker says:

        It must be a very long list;

        Dummies Guide To;

        Gurning
        Handshaking
        Letter writing
        Showing Sympathy (mock)
        Telephone call Handling of War Widows After 10pm On A Sunday
        Saying WRONG WRONG WRONG At Every Question Asked By That Man
        Economics
        Climate Change
        Climate Denial
        King Canute
        Nose Picking In Public
        Speech Making In Normandy
        Looking Behind Oneself When Hearing Loads Of Booing At Arromanches
        and on and on his bookmarks go.

  22. 38

    So how is Ball’s plan to provide free porn to poor kids going when he gives away Laptops and broadband in exchange for votes ?

  23. 39
    A TOTAL CHUMP says:

    Maybe they can use , Bungle,Zippy and Rodger

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kclq2zGQy4w&feature=related

    (Ed gets a mention too)

  24. 40
    Stronghold Barricades says:

    The laugh I got from that is almost worth the huge pay off to get rid of him at the next election

  25. 41

    No, not Balls’ balloon knot?

    Someone should pop a cap in Ed, as I believe the argot goes.

    • 47
      Anonymous says:

      If one is so minded to “pop a cap in his ass” may I suggest a stovepipe hat… sideways.

  26. 42
    Galloping Gurner says:

    Could someone please list anything this Government has done right since 1997?

    While your at it, can you also list Camerons achievements in Opposition.

    !0 seconds should be long enough.

    • 64
      genghiz the kahn says:

      The box shows Dr. James Gordon Brown’s postive contibution to British politics since he arrived at Westminster. []

    • 98
      Hatred - enough to power a whole town for a year. says:

      The only thing is the smoking ban – but I would rather go home after a night out with my hair,pants,socks etc etc stinking of smoke if it meant these scum had never docked their evil Labour plans on to Planet Britain (RIP).

      But I would like to confirm that I hate Gordon Brown more than anyone else in the world,well apart from his “wife”.

    • 298
      Moley says:

      Kept us out of the Euro.

      The only reason Brown did that is because Blair wanted us to go in.

  27. 48
    Tyburn tree says:

    When can we have a hung parliament!

    Swiftly followed by the drawing and quartering

    Oh, I forgot, the Lieborites cunningly repealed death for treason almost as soon as Tony was telling us that he was a straight sort of guy!

  28. 49
    Phew Furnley-Shittingstall says:

    How fucking thick is Ed Balls?

  29. 50
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  30. 51
    Austin Mitchells Wife Is An Arrogant Bitch says:

    Is it joined up thinking to launch a campaign to warn children about the kinky ideas they may be exposed to on the internet, while at the same time sanctioning lessons about fisting and oral sex in primary schools?

    • 114
      Susie says:

      Of course it is — at the same time, give them a start in economics by re-naming the site page McBuster’s World

  31. 52
    Catflap says:

    Domain names are obviously in short supply.
    Buster/Bust/Burst/Balls they couldn’t win for losing.
    LOL

  32. 55
    ballz! says:

    The official theme of “Safer Internet Day” 2010′s event is “Think B4 U post!”

    4Q Balls u muther n sheet.

    Children are 800 more likely to be sodomised in a state children’s home (aka child brothels for the local lawyers, politicians and public sector workers) than in any other situation in Britain.

    80 times more likely to be a class ‘A’ drug user
    75 times more likely to go to prison

    and so on…

    The point being it’s the fucking state, especially the evil filth in this Nu Liebore government, that are overwhelmingly the main abusers and destroyers of children in Britain.

    Seriously, would you leave a child alone with Ed Balls?

    (I bet he and Yvette have ‘Myra’ and ‘Ian’ parties with Rumanian orphans … having has guests different parliamentary peedo rings each time).

    • 67
      Tom Logan, Institute for Studies says:

      Still I imagine its safer to be a child in the care of the state than it is to be in the care of the Catholic Church or am I wrong there?

      • 85
        FATHER UP says:

        come on you naughty choir boy roll up your cassock
        This is what you have to do if you want to be an Alter boy
        it’ll certainly alter the way you walk

        • 250
          Ballz! says:

          Catholics are rank amateurs. Look what they teach in schools in the US:

          http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/school_dances_sure_have_changed

          It’s not possible to watch this all the way through. It’s “Clockwork Orange” type mind-fuck.

          The sad thing is, most of the criminal retarded junkie filth (that are children in Britain after 10 years of Nu Liebore) want to be like this.

          • BRITISH SLOBS and BRITISH SHERKERS says:

            That is fucking unreal those kids should be removed from their parents and the teachers banned and jailed !

      • 363
        Biffo says:

        Probably about the same amount of risk with either. All pervs & paedos.

  33. 56
    Sir Wankalot says:

    Balls is up for the Ivor Biggun Award for the Promotion of Online Smut

  34. 59
    Concerned voter says:

    Buster’s Balls cocked up.

    Leave the parenting to the parents, Labour government.

    • 355
      Anonymous says:

      Too late my five year old has just told me all about it tonight, the schools are already rolling it out!

  35. 61
    Gordon Brown, Prime Kunt of Oblast Shitheapshire says:

    What’s the URL, Gay Fawker? I’m gagging. No, not the kiddies thing the hairy men with balloons thing.

  36. 62
    Sir William Waad says:

    Labour’s continual attempts to stop schools teaching anything to their children is child abuse on a huge scale. Bits of education still slip through but it’s increasingly hard for teachers to to teach anything without the Thought Police paying them a visit.

  37. 63
    Dark Baron Mandybum of All Things Masculine says:

    Here’s one I prepared earlier.

    http://gaysextoysformen.co.uk/product_detail-prodID~8595.htm

    I also heartily recommend the item at lower right, Missile Cleaner, particularly popular with my weapons of mass distraction crowd.

    • 104
      Mission Impossible - about right for Brown says:

      So THAT’S why Brown always sits down on the front bench at PMQ’s with such force and promptly smiles that strange smile of his.

      • 151
        Ho Hum says:

        If you listen VERY carefully at PMQs you can just about pick up the almost imperceptible background hum of the mega quadra power packs AA batteries which power the little beauty.

  38. 66
    politically correct concrete pump says:

    “and their extremely irate mothers toward a gay fetish porn site”.

    This smacks of intolerance. These ‘irate mothers’ are obviously gay haters.

    I will be reporting this hate crime to the relevant authorities, the bbc, Peter Tatchell and the Department of Mincers.

    • 118
      Commander Desai says:

      …and she is obviously institutionally racist.

      • 145
        Dizzys dad says:

        ….and I suppose your dad came out with all the usual crap ‘ ooo it’s much to dangerous for us to live in Iran please let us stay in your nice liberal country’
        so that we can play our part in fucking the system.

  39. 75
    GUY WITH A HUGE LOBBY ON says:

    That should be Camerons first question at PMQ’s
    Has the primeminister had time to look at The governments new child friendly web site Busters World ?
    Now thet would bring the fucking house down
    and get him trembling with rage

    Fucking priceless !

    • 82
      Susie says:

      Maybe but are you sure Mc2@ would be trembling with rage, or would it be something a bit more biblical…?

      • 97
        Thats News says:

        They really are useless, aren’t they?

        • 191
          Old Nick Heavenly(real dimwit) says:

          USELESS!!!!!!!

          They have redefined the word entirely.

          If I lived in Great Britney I would be going stark staring apeshit!

          Can’t wait to tell Mrs H. She is a nice girl and will not want the explanation.

          Larf!

    • 93
      Global Cooling says:

      LOL

      Quite right..

      Better than asking questions to which Mad Gordo never replies…

      Humour is our last weapon…

    • 157
      Ball-licker Brown says:

      I have absolutely no idea of what he is talking about

    • 162
      Anonymous says:

      “Knowing the sexual preferences of government members, conspiracy is the only answer. ( Although cock up runs it a very close second.)”

      Don’t they, errr, go hand in hand?

  40. 94
    Nancy Boy says:

    Mummy mummy why is that manly lady sticking her sausage up the beardy man’s bottom?

  41. 95
    Brown Nappie Man says:

    GO FOR IT CAMERON AT PMT

    This once again demonstrates the incompetence, or indeed did Cabinet members frequent this site?

  42. 101
    Busters World staring Gordon Banana Brown says:

  43. 103
    Clarence says:

    Is Ed Balls fat? He certainly looks it in this photograph.

    I’d say he has been enjoying his taxpayer-funded food a little too much.

  44. 105
    Ed's Woodwork Lessons says:

    Today’s lesson is how to ream a but

  45. 108
    Birds and the Bees says:

    Balls on the BBC bragging about this today. Hahaha.

  46. 110
    retarded labour says:

    If anybody is interested the domain name http://www.bustersworld.co.uk is still available to register

  47. 111
    Anonymous says:

    So typical of an appalling, pig-ignorant, bunch of morons – aka HM Government.

  48. 113
    Gobshite says:

    It ain’t Rainbow, that’s for sure!

    http://www.bustersworld.com/balloons.html

  49. 116
    anon, anon, anon...... says:

    Can see order-order being on the banned list

  50. 117
    Soothsayer says:

    Thought I’d stumbled on something here, looks a bit like our glorious leader, then realised it was a chap of military standing.

    http://www.heylittledick.com/preview.php?p=3

    PS. it’s a government website, do not click the play button if easily offended!

  51. 122
    Mr D Mc Poison says:

    Why is Ed Ballsup having a lamb shank over his laptop?

  52. 134
    Acronimble says:

    NuLabor = Blag, Flog & Zap it

  53. 138
    • 240
      Up your arse says:

      Yes! And the autobot calls were done by Vera Duckworth, who incidentally has 40 fags a a day – just like Mandelson.

      • 343
        BRITISH SLOBS and BRITISH SHERKERS says:

        EEEE yal rite kid as jus giv yer a call te see if yer wanna vort laybor ?
        its our vera ear, ya no from corry
        am tryn te drum up supurt fer our gordon
        tha nos tha nos e’s not popular bur ees me maate
        ya dornt wonna vort fer im then orkay bye

  54. 152
    Ed Balls the Pornographer says:

    Oh top banana. Is Gordon developing a fetish for bananas?

  55. 154
    Armless says:

    First law of this government was to take my guns away( post Dunblane). A 9mm Luger gold, silver + pearl handle, New Colt revolver, a pocket Browning and a handmade .410 Walking Stick. All heirlooms.
    NOW I KNOW WHY

  56. 157
    The big D says:

    When watching something fail, the question is what was the cause? Cock up or conspiracy?

    Having witnessed the monumental ineptitude this government displays, it would be easy to conclude cock up was the cause.

    Knowing the sexual preferences of government members, conspiracy is the only answer. ( Although cock up runs it a very close second.)

  57. 159
    James Gordon Brown says:

    No more boom and McBust.

  58. 160
    Anonymous says:

    Another Guardian Job advert.
    1600 Computer literates needed to check website names before the Government of Great Britain and Northern Ireland make any more Balls ups

  59. 161
    Unsworth says:

    Anyway, have the distinctly creepy Brown and Balls had proper CRB checks? They keep exposing themselves to various schoolchildren. It’s all a bit worrying for parents.

  60. 163
    Anonymous says:

    What is that on the desk next to his left elbow?

    Has Mark Oaten called by?

  61. 165
    Minister for Fetishes says:

    Mmm. First we all had to suffer Tony Blairs relationship with Bush. Then the Sexed up Dossier! Then Brown’s closest homosexual existance. Alastair Campbell’s homoerotic fantasies. ED Balls the pornographer for children. WTF?

  62. 170

    [...] Found this through Guido Fawkes. [...]

  63. 172
    EyeSee says:

    Balls cannot have been CRB checked. He can’t possibly be safe around children.

  64. 176

    Buster’s World was supplied by Guardian “Professional” – story here Those who know the newspaper will not be surprised.

  65. 181
    Tattooed_Arry says:

    Buster’s World, the ugov site – contrary to what the govt. spokesman said is still up and running. I was there a few seconds ago.

  66. 185
    Anonymous says:

    “cock up”… ha ha i get it

  67. 188

    Zip it, Block it, Flag it’

    This is a crock of shit. Treat anything involving Jim Gamble and CEOP with extreme caution – thin end of the wedge an’ all that.

    Today it’s suspected groomers the kids are being told to report via that handly little button built in to their browser, tomorrow suspected “domestic extremists” ( that’s me), the day after tomorrow “enemies of the people”, that’s you.

    Me, I like trials, due process, warrants – all that stuff: evidence, open accusation, the right to defnd yourself, the right to a jury of your peeers. I realise in this new global world those things are considered unnecessary but I’d kind of like the destruction of a life to take more than a child clicking on a button

    • 199
      Anonymous says:

      “I’d kind of like the destruction of a life to take more than a child clicking on a button”

      True. If they’re going to allow someone’s life to be destroyed by a child simply clicking on a button, then I’d like a “fuck you” button on my browser so that whenever I visit a government/council website that spouts odious shit I can create a publicly available message/flag that says “this person/department’s a fucking disgrace” and so that the government/council member in question gets investigated by the police for being a fucking money wasting odious heap of stinking shit.

      But, then again, forget the buttons, and just keep an eye on your kids instead.

      Oh, I forgot, this is for labour voters who don’t want to look after their own kids, they want the state to do it for them instead.

    • 243
      Diogenes the Dislezix says:

      Orls well that orwell.

  68. 200
    Barnabas Scudamore says:

    This is FANTASTIC.

    Just brilliant !

    The first thing, THE FIRST THING – I would do if trying to create a name for a website, is check if it clashed with anything “unsavoury”.

    This is so ridiculous, I’m putting it down to a deliberate mistake (ie a saboteur ).

    On the subject of sabotage – what do people think about Ali Dizaei ?

    My thoughts are, he was planted, in order to “smash the establishment” in true communist fashion.

    • 218
      King Billy says:

      which establisment?The muslim one

    • 237
      shelling-out says:

      It was probably a very good political move to promote Mr Desai to the rank of Commissioner.

      The fact that he just wasn’t suitable for the job was obviously not considered at all.

      • 281
        concrete pump says:

        The fact he wasn’t suitable for the job was irrelevant.

        Labour’s love of positive discrimination was.

        Have a look at what South Africa did when Mandela got in.

        Affirmative action is another phrase to describe this racism.

    • 376
      Barnabas Scudamore says:

      No – I’m still of the opinion Dizaei was put into that position, to purposefully break down what labour sees as a bastion of the establishment.

      The British police force is the oldest in the world. It is also faithfull to the crown – indeed Mr Dizaei’s own uniform consisted of two crowns (one on each shoulder).

      Yes, destroy and pick away at the establishment – Mr Dizaei should be charged with treason. Mind you, the system that allowed this piece of shit to get anywhere near wearing the crown of Her Majesty should be bought to task.

  69. 202
    Xepharian says:

    Sounds like a bit of espionage here from the other lot….I mean…..no-one can be that fucking incompetent……um……can they?

  70. 202
    evil son of the manse says:

    I doubt this is a cockup, I imagine Labour think its a good idea for children to see films of hatters fucking each other.

    • 213
      Sweaty Balls says:

      WE Don’t make mistakes in the Labour Party.

      Only the Tories are wrong on everything.

    • 215
      Peter Madlesson says:

      I would like to make it clear I did not have a hand in any of this.

    • 220
      Barnabas Scudamore says:

      Oh of course !

      Due to my silly “middle class” upbringing, I’m of the opinion that youngsters shouldn’t be looking at guys fucking each other before they do their homework (homework – another disgusting middle class thing I know!).

      I realise that it is my middle class madness, that is the issue here.

      Clearly Ed Balls is right, and children of all ages (yes including toddlers) should be made to look at hard core porn.

      I am sorry for my foolish middle class ways.

    • 229
      .243 Win says:

      Interesting talking to someone who had the misfortune to work next to Balls in his FT days.

      It appears that he believes he’s so much faster on the uptake and mentally ahead of everyone else that he just doesn’t have to listen to any opinion that isn’t er…… his.

      Surprised that this sort of attitude coupled with the gummint’s record on IT has resulted in another complete fuck-up ? Personally, no.

  71. 204
    Minister for Fetishes says:

    I hope David Cameron has the nerve to chastise the Government at PMQ’s. Balls should be strung up for this, the man is clearly incompetent and should be vetted before being re-introduced to children.

  72. 205
    CARDINAL RODGER ANYCHILD says:

    I’d just like toexpress my utter disgust at this government website !

  73. 206
    Doris says:

    My God, they are such idiots this labour bunch. Wouldn’t you have thought somebody would have checked it out before making it public. Just shows you how these people are utter incompetents.

  74. 210
    Minister for Fetishes says:

    zip it, block it, flag it? Don’t forget where to shove it Mr Balls! Cock up, a monumental cock up.

  75. 211
    Poll News Breaking says:

    Tories 44%
    Labour 31%
    Lib Dems 15%

  76. 222
    Bill says:

    They doth do our work for us.

  77. 223
    Miss Prim and Proper says:

    Oh dear, I wonder how Balls up is going to wriggle his way out of this incompetent mess. This may require the services of Peers Morgan and an onion.

  78. 228
    Sir William Waad says:

    The Department of Kids ‘n’ Stuff wants children to understand the uses and dangers of the web and to have nothing thrust in front of them that might distress them or their parents. In understand they are therefore proposing to rename their site ‘Informed Consent’.

    I’d be grateful if another poster tried this ‘googling’ thing that people refer to, so as to make sure ‘Informed Consent’ is all right.

  79. 231
    Fed up Voter says:

    Want to see a website run by gay men doing perverted things?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk

  80. 248

    Are you being deliberately homophobic Guido?

  81. 249
    The Admiral says:

    Can this lot do anything right? No need to ask but DON’T go to sea/cliff walking/surfing… you know…

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8506806.stm

    http://www.nokernok.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=258&view=previous

  82. 251
    BillyBob ... reduce crime, prison numbers and the benefits black hole? Stop immigration !! says:

    Has that c*nt Balls been CRB’d?? I have, I know I am not a danger to kids…… but I would not let that kiddie fiddler b*stard anywhere near mine !!!!

  83. 252
    BRITISH JOBS FOR BRITISH WORKERS says:

    Cadburys somerton factory at Bristol To be shut down by Kraft By2011
    Brown said: We will fight for every british job
    well go on then !

    • 265
      Shappi says:

      Dunkirk spirit, eh. Attack. Lose. Spin the defeat.

    • 267
      BLITISHBLOBSFERBLITISHWURKERZ says:

      Sad news for the 400 out of work come the day. But alas, Cadbury (British version) had already decided to close that plant anyway.

      • 329
        Mr Ned says:

        Kraft had stated that they had wanted to try to find a way to keep that plant open, but it was unrealistic to reverse Cadbury’s plans because they were so far advanced.

        “In a statement, the American food giant said that after extensive talks with senior management at Cadbury, “it has reluctantly accepted” that the factory will have to shut.

        Kraft said Cadbury had already spent £100m building new facilities in Poland and most production would be transferred by the middle of this year.”

    • 375
      Ed Balls why do I have to sleep with my minger misses says:

      sure it`s the Tories fault DC should hammer the twat tomorrow with this

  84. 255
    Grrr says:

    Blinky Balls – the hapless fool who wants to get everybody’s details on file just so he can make jobs for his Labour heartland based ISA (Independant Safety Authority).

  85. 257
    Fed up Voter says:

    Funny that the BBC report makes NO mention of the Mong and Mandy’s promise not to let Kraft shut UK plants. Remember how the BBC ran that sound bite all day?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8507066.stm

    So why no mention in this article?

    • 261
      BRITISH JOBS FOR BRITISH WORKERS says:

      The fucking ink isn’t dry on the deal yet and already one down

      how long before Bournville is axed ?
      when it does
      everybody should stop buying their products

    • 262
      Mr Plum says:

      A few more cheesed off voters then

      • 282
        Tattooed_Arry says:

        Bristol is run by a LIB-LAB coalition, they’ve only got themselves to blame.

        Incidently I love the way Mandlebaum is trying on the King of the Jews mantle, “don’t worry I’ll make sure that everything is okay, I know my people…..”
        But when it comes down to it Kraft, dropped him like a used piece of Khazi-roll. As eventually will the Rothschilds too.
        What delusions of grandeur the man has………….

    • 295
      Ratsniffer says:

      Because the article has been “rectified” by Winston Smith et al down in the bowels of Pravda. The message from No10 will have come hurtling down the pneumatic delivery tube: “Mandleson kraft speech malreported…rewrite fullwise upsub antefiling.”

      And so history is re-written, tapes are lost, references deleted. It simply never happened. Move along now, more tractors to produce.

  86. 260
    Vote Vote Vote for Jacqui. says:

    I am just wondering what Ali Dazie is having for his tea?
    Charles Bronson and Vaseline sounds about right.
    May he fucking rot.

  87. 266
    BRITISH JOBS FOR BRITISH WORKERS says:

    Breaking news January was worst sales on high street for FIFTY years
    sales down 27% on last January

    Recovery What Fucking Recovery ?

    • 301
      resurgemus says:

      Vote Jack Dromey !

      Fighting for British jobs – to go somewhere else .

      • 325
        Anonymous says:

        Jack Dromey – was’nt he the man who said on TV that East Europeans had as much right to any job in Britain as any British person. Perhaps the fact that he is yet another East European masquerading as a Brit has something to do with it.Will the Brummies be so stupid as to vote for the slimy reptile?

      • 352
        BRITISH SLOBS and BRITISH SHERKERS says:

        Vote for Jack Dorment !
        fighting for a British Job
        HIS !

      • 354
        Labour Filth says:

        British Dole for British Workers.

    • 312
      Gorgon the repellant Moron says:

      Only believe dear – just believe!

    • 349
      streamfisher says:

      Another first for the Gormless book of records, last week biggest number of personal bankruptcies ever recorded and biggest number of business’s going into liquidation ever recorded.

  88. 271
    Cast Iron Sh*te says:

    I shall do my best to bring this matter to the attention of the prime minister.

    Forward with Social Conservatism !

  89. 273
    Barking says:

    Woofta!

  90. 277
    BRITISH JOBS FOR BRITISH WORKERS says:

    Trade deficit UP by 7.6 million !

    Recovery What Fucking Recovery ?

  91. 278
    50 Calibre says:

    O/T

    “Kraft U-Turn As Cadbury Factory To Shut”

    So much for Brown and Mandlebum’s assurances.

    What a pile of shit this government is.

    • 302
      Kings Heath Lad says:

      I read this, its the closure of the Bristol plant and the transfer of production to Poland. Cadbury spent 100 million on this plant in Poland and its only a matter of time before the Birmingham plant will start shedding jobs but nu lab won’t care, never have, never will.

  92. 280
    BUSTERS COCK child friendy website says:

    Peter Mandelson is our top subscriber !

  93. 283
    Gordon Brown PM says:

    Jack Straw has claimed in the current AV Debate that the Government hadn’t proceeded earlier because there were fewer Tory MPs in 1997 and so it wouldn’t have been democratic.

    What the fuck…

    • 291
      the little bummer boy says:

      When he opens his mouth he lies, it’s in his DNA.

    • 303
      Tattooed_Arry says:

      One of the “Two Fat Ladies” cooks, (not the one that died),once made the allegation in an interview that Straw was very keen on the “whacky baccy” during their time together at University reading Law.
      She refused to elaborate further, I really wish she’d sink this lying toad.

      • 339
        Mr Ned says:

        I remember seeing her on Breakfast news in 2001 at the height of the foot and mouth outbreak. She has interests in farming and was being interviewed about how the outbreak was affecting farmers.

        She mentioned that a rare and “un-natural” strain of foot and mouth that could spread far further and survive in far more harsh conditions than normal foot and mouth had been developed at Porton Down.

        They abruptly stopped the interview at that point!

  94. 286
    ED'S BALLS says:

    we the government are really sorry for any distress caused by our website Busters world
    as you can imagine most of the popular website names have been taken so we are limited to what is left
    so after much searching we have decided to rename our childrens website

    The Great Big Hairy Pie !

    • 331
      streamfisher says:

      Is it just coincidence that M.Ps are now just about the only people in the U.K. that do not have to undergo CRB checks?, this loophole must be closed.
      P.S and don’t let the fuckers wonder about unless electronically tagged, we need to know, does one live on your street?

  95. 289
    Lambeth Palace says:

    Rowan Williams issues ‘profound apology’ to gay Christians

    Piers and tears to follow

    HT Times online

    • 294
      The Archbishopric of Сunterbury says:

      “I’m sorry we haven’t locked you up in chains and given you a good flogging.”

    • 299
      Tattooed_Arry says:

      I can never understand why the Gay wing of the Christian Movement don’t found their own branch of Christianity plc. ?
      Every other dissenting group did.

  96. 293
    EdButNoBalls says:

    I will say this again ‘ I did not have sexual relations with that woman…miss cooper’

    • 320
      EUSSR THORT POLICE (making life safer for our friends) says:

      No worry sonny

      no-one has had sexual relations with that lady

  97. 296
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Fuck off!
    Since when ” has Iain Dale “been a gay fetish site?

  98. 304
    Fed up Voter says:

    So come on then BBC, why are you sticking up for Mandy and mong, don’t you remember spouting this shit all day?

    Gordon Brown warns America’s Kraft over Cadbury job cuts

    http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/industry_sectors/consumer_goods/article6993371.ece

    Funny that the BBC are now sticking up for Mong and Mandy (ugly female beeboid just read out statement from the prince of mince saying he knew nothing about it) yet there was NEVER anything these two halfwits could do to stop the jobs at Cadbury’s going. We all know that within 5 years all the sites in the UK will be closed.

    Remember how mong blocked saving Rover?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/transport/2790613/Gordon-Browns-role-in-Rover-crash-questioned-by-Phoenix-Four.html

    BBC likes to forget THAT one as well.

  99. 306
    BUSTERS COCK child friendy website says:

    Air sea rescue service has been sold off

    Labours Fire Sale continues

    Everything Must Go

  100. 307
    streamfisher says:

    Devious to the last, why no more cps (potential) prosecutions?, better still just call in pest control for a final solution.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5571428/Video-MPs-expenses-why-the-Governments-censored-version-is-lacking.htm

  101. 310
    The Beloved Leader, humming a ‘toon’ about his new (paid for) friends, says:

    #

    I love my TallyBoomBoom,
    My TallyBoomBoom

    And TallyBoomBooooooom looooovvvveeeees Meeeeeeeee!

  102. 311
    BUSTERS COCK child friendy website says:

    264 please explain ?

  103. 315
    An end to Gush and Blub says:

    NOW! forChris’sake

  104. 317
    Surrounded by spineless berks says:

    Fuck the big three and fuck all you middle age sad acts who are too stupid and fucking thick to do anything about it.

    Your parents got shafted by the big three, your children will get shafted by the big three parties but ohhhhhhh no as long as you get your fucking dole money or your house price increases you don’t care.

    Scum

  105. 318

    I would like to point out that many of the comments left here are extremely sexist and deeply offensive to any woman reading them.
    Whilst I understand that freedom of speech is important to some people, demeaning comments are just the sort of thing that I will be seeking to ban, when the equality bill goes through.
    Can I add that comments made about my sexuality are understandable because I am irresistible to men, but should nevertheless first be vetted to ensure they reflect my feminist views.
    Remember: Freedom of speech is okay, but that does not give you the right to shout FUCK ME, FUCK ME in a cinema.

    • 322
      Princess Polytwaddle, the Po-Faced purveyor of peurile piffle, talking down at people says:

      I am always right.

      I am never wrong.

      Come along Hattie dear, – let’s go and put our burkas on.

      I can’t stand min lusting after me neeva.

      UGGGHHHH!

      Their hands go everywhere!

      And they only want one thing from a girl!

      • 356
        Bernard Manning says:

        Hatty, fancy a quickie? Only asking, thought it would put a smile on your face

        • 362
          Jim Davidson's Nipple says:

          Ok Hatty darling, I’m not saying that I’m good in bed, but if you come over tonight, you might end up changing your views on equality

  106. 319
    Anonymous says:

    Charles Lynton – Bow Street Magistrates 1983? What can it mean?

    • 345
      revolting peasant says:

      Please elaborate- who’s Charles Lynton?

    • 388
      MILF fancier says:

      To revolting peasant…..Here it is again. Charles Lynton A.K.A. Tony Bliar was charged with cottaging and it went to court where I believe he pleaded guilty.this needs to be put out in the public domain. If Tony Bliar the ultimate NEW MAN NONCE has got a criminal conviction for an illegal sex act, we the people ought to be told. There has to be a record of this somewhere!! If it is true it only confirms what many people have long suspected that the whole Bliar Broon Mandelscum thing is a gay love triangle that went wrong and that we the British People are paying the price.

  107. 321
    BRITISH SLOBS and BRITISH SHERKERS says:

    Vote Labour Cause i can’t be bovered
    give us more benefit cause we can’t manige on wot we get
    i can’t even aford a holide abrord on what i get
    its disgustin wot we av to liv on ,
    vats y labour is the parte for me

  108. 326
    BRITISH SLOBS and BRITISH SHERKERS says:

    On the beeb they are showing a bit of footage from Afghanistan
    where the brits are on patrol with the yanks
    the yank vehicle hits a roadside bomb and shreads a tyre so all the yanks withdrawer with their damaged vehicle to get it repaired leaving the brits on their own
    not long after a brit is killed

    I think this was yesterdays footage !

  109. 327
    nell says:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/8505985.stm

    Another mad balls idea . £280million made available to families with disabled children so that the children can be put into temporary social care to give families a rest.

    Quite apart from the fact , that although he says, this care has been made available since 2008, not that most of us with disabled children would notice, does he really think those of us with such children and that care passionately about them, would put them into social care for any length of time??!!

    He doesn’t seem to know too much about real caring families or caring for the disabled child, does he?!!

    What is needed are nurses and carers that can come into our homes so that the children always remain in their own, familiar environments with their own possessions around them.

    Since we can’t have that most of us manage just fine on our own!!

    • 344
      streamfisher says:

      Its the communist model, remember Nicolae Ceauşescu.

      • 367
        Kings Heath Lad says:

        I went to Romania not long after Nicolea Ceausescu and his Mrs got asked to give up their leadership via a AK47. I got to go around their palace (at one point one of the biggest buildings in the world, its huge!) with a guy who was heavily involved in the revolution. I remember him telling me that a large part of the state telly was dedicated to telling you how wonderful a Ceausescu Romania was and then ta xed their wages by 70%….. sound familiar?

  110. 328
    Surrounded by spineless berks says:

    and this dick is going to be the next labour party leader says it all……….

  111. 332
    Surrounded by spineless berks says:

    Where has all the aid money to Haiti gone is what i want to know, no way have the Haitians seen the real figure donated by people across the world.

  112. 338
    Malcolm Tucker says:

    Oh for fuck sake Balls, take that mutt down and put some pussy on instead. Google Felix for fuck sake.

  113. 340
    Malcolm Tucker says:

    Oh for fuck sake Balls, take that mutt down and put some pussy on instead. Google Felix for fuck sake.
    I’ll get on the dog and bone and arrange a greeting match with you and that dildo Peers on the troops Morgan. bring an onion with you or maybe castration will bring the tears to your eyes.

  114. 348
    BRITISH SLOBS and BRITISH SHERKERS says:

    Just recently there was a photo on this site which showed Gordon Brown
    visiting a toyota factory
    Now as a direct result of their stupidity their whole world has tured to shit
    with the recall of at least 10,000,000 cars and a reputation destroyed
    for ever
    why the fuck would a successfull company like that let the jonah any where near the place
    can we please see the picture again purely for amusement only

  115. 350
    Alan Douglas says:

    “School Children Exposed to Balls”

    Glad it was not the other way round.

    Alan Douglas

  116. 357
    BRITISH SLOBS and BRITISH SHERKERS says:

    This headline should have read Balls Exposed to School Children !

  117. 360
    Anonymous says:

    OH MY GOD humans seeing other humans COPULATING!

    The world is going to END! Run for your LIVES!

    On a serious note, what backwards prudes. Honestly.

    • 384
      giant bee says:

      .. and you’re alright with kids seeing that are you ? you sick fuck

      • 386
        Anonymous says:

        “.. and you’re alright with kids seeing that are you ? you sick fuck”
        Someone failed their critical thinking A level.

  118. 366
    stu says:

    Priceless

  119. 368
    English Liberation Front says:

    Creepy, and I see the guide to Balls Brainwashing Children With Propaganda site is a POLICE dog!

    The nice men in uniforms are your friends children, tell them all about your parents.

    New Labour = Nazis

    Ed Balls = Reincarnation of Martin Bormann

    • 374
      Gauleiter Gordon says:

      …and Big Bad Al of the croc o’ shite tears is of course Reich Minister of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda Herr Goebbels

  120. 370
    Ed Balls why do I have to sleep with my minger misses says:

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When Ron Davies told Blair the Clapham Common incident “could have happened to anyone”. Blair, Campbell and Chief of Staff Jonathon Powell all replied:

“Er, not really, Ron”.



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