Jonah Brown Breaks Hi-Tech Bristol Beacon
“An academy designed to be the first fully wireless school has been blighted by computer problems since being opened by Gordon Brown more than two years ago” reported The Times today. Gordon was so proud of the opening the Bristol Brunel Acadamy that Downing Street made a whole video about the visit. The Curse of the One-Eyed Son of the Manse never left the poor blighted children though. “The head of the £24 million Bristol Brunel Academy — a beacon of Labour’s Building Schools for the Future (BSF) programme — said that its wireless system had yet to work properly and teachers still did the register on paper because of problems with swipe cards.” With fingerprint recognition of pupils its almost as if the academy was a testing bed for much of Labour’s database state.
Er…lots of schools use fingerprint recognition – it avoids issues with lost/stolen ID and lunch cards.
In theory…..
Doom appearing with a white kid!!! I guess it was only a matter of time before we got the token white kid in the photo ops.
Still better check him for weapons just to be sure!
Fucking bong eyed bastard – hang the koont to stop the curse
The controlled press will have little to say on the matter, they are all having a big laugh at your enslavement, they are all in on it.
Quote from David Rockefeller (Bilderberg group leader – controls Balls, Mandy, Fat Ken, Osbore – all of them in high office)
“We are grateful to the Washington Post, The New York Times, Time
Magazine and other great publications whose directors have attended
our meetings and respected their promises of discretion for almost
forty years.”
“It would have been impossible for us to develop our plan for the world
if we had been subjected to the lights of publicity during those years.
But, the world is now more sophisticated and prepared to march towards a
world government. The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite
and world bankers is surely preferable to the national
auto-determination practiced in past centuries.”
Once they have total control what do you think will happen to the Libertarians?
death camps.
No? Lets look at the model they are seeking to emulate -
“Whatever the price of the Chinese Revolution, it has obviously succeeded not only in producing more efficient and dedicated administration, but also in fostering high morale and community of purpose. The social experiment in China under Chairman Maos leadership is one of the most important and successful in human history.” David Rockefeller, statement in 1973 about Mao Tse-tung: (NY Times 8-10-73)
They can already send you to prison for something you say with a list that gets wider every year, why wouldn’t they take the next step and kill you, who is going to stop them? they have already murdered thousands of children in illegal wars, why not you?
We’re all monitoring you together.
“With fingerprint recognition of pupils its almost as if the academy was a testing bed for much of Labour’s database state.”
NOTHING Labour about it, it is NWO/EU driven by the banking/royal elite.
Dave will be doing exactly the same as his masters tell him.
To get on the internet you will soon have to submit your fingerprint or enter an ID number, just so they can track every single person in your household at all times, TOTAL control over EVERYTHING you do.
Dave welcomed the EU spy plans.
The gobal warming hoax was their big tax and control method to usher everything in – all in the name of saving the planet from a gas that makes things greener!
Dave and his Goldshit buddy couldn’t jump on this hidious tax and control system quick enough, along with the Labour puppets and the bankers and Royals.
Wonder why?
Still think `Dave` is going to save you?
Your above comment is awaiting cencorship by the `libertarian` Fuhrer.
if you’ve nothing to hide you’ve nothing to fear and the only thing to fear is fear itself and you lost all your civil rights when you broke the law so if you dont want the time dont do the crime. three strikes and yer out. it’s a free country, innit?
Muppet.
I used to work in the educational IT sector (under sufferance – if there was commercial work to be done then I’d opt out in favour of the more junior members of staff), and have worked with fingerprint recognition systems and with swipe cards.
Without exception, the school IT staff in the public sector were incompetent and underskilled, the educational software was woeful and the infrastructure was overpriced and underpowered. The independent sector employed skilled and competent staff, and chose the software and hardware more wisely.
Kids are a) inquisutive and b) destructive, so information security is a nightmare in such an environment – what I and my schoolmates could have done to disrupt such systems as that at Brunel doesn’t bear thinking about.
And fingerprint recognition is at best 95% accurate, as well as being illiberal and intrusive, so swipe cards (expensive and easily lost) are the better solution for a school, if you must have anything at all.
The problem is that those in charge of the systems are not accountable, and so unsuitable and expensive solutions to problems that do not exist are sold by a few companies with close links to New Labour (Alan Sugar, we’re looking at you and Viglen…).
Still, I don’t have to endure the stupidity of educational IT staff any more, thank Christ!
Finger print recognition is not IT it’s CAD – you need your finite elements analysed you FAKE.
IT within Education is a fucking disgrace.
Middle and high level decision makers make spending decisions based on something being shinier and prettier than the alternative.
A lot of IT Managers within schools are main scale teachers that have learned some buzzwords at an overpriced training day jolly. In a lot of cases they are not qualified to even replace a keyboard, let alone make strategic decisions.
I know of at least one school where the overall responsibility for IT Management is a French Teacher with an ability to use lots of management “wankwords”. If you ask the c.unt the difference between a router and an ADSL modem the fucking muppets eyes glaze over.
Education is a mess because there are too many fuckwits that think going on an awayday course gives them as much knowledge as an IT bod that has been up to his armpits in dustbunnies, racks and UTP cable for the past 20 years.
C.unts the lot of them! All words and no action. Just like ThatCu.ntBlair.
Is that to prepare the kids for ID cards and a socialist state?
Why not just tatto barcodes and numbers onto their arms?
Micro chips, like pets
That is already available.
http://www.positiveidcorp.com/index.html
Formerly known as Verichip. Implantable ID chips for human use.
Then we can issue the entire population with these snazzy New Labour issued neck bracelets and then we can all be just like in the film “The Running Man”. Just don’t lose your head!
Abeit macht frei…
Yes, it is conditioning the young to accept authority spying on every area of their lives.
It is sick. I have taught my daughter what is her private business and that the state has no business prying.
A phrase I used to hear years ago (with regards to government) and which, sadly, we do not hear so often these days is the phrase, “None of your business!”
What a pity our representatives didnt put up as much resistance to the removal of our privacy (a baic human right/need surely?) as they did to the exposure of their expenses. Eventually exposed thanks to a whistle blower. What complete useless hoons they are.
Socialism determines that all must be tattooed with a mark
Yes what has happened to “None of your business”?
I scrawl it across those tick box forms about ethnicity, religion etc. which are on the back of nearly everything to do with officialdom. They’ve got my name, telephone number and address, and that’s all they’ll get.
i wonder if the computers
are linked to the police fingerprint recognition machines ?
Bound 2 b
Try using your racist heading on a minority group and see how far you get before the thought police get you, strange how anti white racism is not only tolerated but encouraged – which way to the gas chambers?
Why do Labour reqiure the citizens of this country to register on their data base?
Funny how randy Marr and misses, Folly Toyboy. Mikhail Weiss, Jon Snow and the other saddoes at t’Grauniad/BBC/c4 didn’t kick up a fuss about the fingerprinting of the little people’s children, is it cos their kids go to private schools?
bet cherie would have said ‘see you in court’ if this was done to euan, kathryn or the other two.
MPs and Celebrities are exempt from registering their children on the Government’s all intrusive Children’s database.
The peons cannot get such an opt-out.
I really feel sorry for any parents with young children. They are effectively having to give control and authority over their own children to the Government.
Well they can fuck off!
Awful innit? Will Dave be any better?
Dave will be worse, because the people will let their guard down expecting change, just as they did with the phony Obaaaama.
But then when they continue to shit on the people for their real masters – the banking elites and their royal backers, people smell a rat.
Then people start seeking a real alternative which is why the goverment with UAF(a group connected to terrorism) Daves blessing is trying to shut down an opposition party, evectively banning opposition to their political agenda.
This is also why they are stepping up all control methods, adding to the thought crime laws and rendering democracy null and void, for when the people finally rumble that the whole two party system is a hoax and that you are nothing more than slaves to them.
Think about it for a second, what policies did the public demand on the EU, war, immigration, banker bailout(theft)?
and what policies have the politicians implimented?
and you still think they work for you and your interests?
Keep voting Dave and enjoy your iron curtain.
Raus! Raus!, papiern bitte!
schools using fingerprint recognition? What kind of schools? Guantanamo school of orange jump suits? Perhaps classroom doors could be time-locked and faith schools have coursework injected into the side of their heads lest they question the powers that be.
What a load of garbage – no wonder kids are disenfranchised with it all. Jonah should do a state school tour and bugger up all the systems for the sake our collective national juvenile mental health.
The BMP are starting to look like the moderate alternative!
My eldest son was in the 6th form at a local comprehensive when they introduced fingerprint ID. He was part of a delegation to the headmistress seeking clarification that the system would not be abused. The headmistress told them that their opposition to the system did mean that they were not entitled to be consulted, just as she “was not consulted the last time a Tory Government was elected”. State education – the Labour Party prepares the future generation for servitude.
Peter Hain seems to be made of pure gold
Why didn’t Gordon sell him instead?
Sorry chum, that’s the wrong sort of gold.
More jaffa cake. Does he think that ronseal tan makes him look attractive? Healthy? No Pete, it makes you look like a twat.
That’s what it says on the tin: “Makes you look like a twat”. No refunds for Peter, then.
maybe he eats a lot of carrots
I still stand by my testimony that the twat robbed that bank.
I thought it was a bookshop in Putney…
It was a bank in Richmond.
Amazing – only Gordon could put a curse on a wireless access point…
It was nae me it was an Amer-ee-kan that did it, also a do nothing Tory voter screwt up the instalation, I am also reliably informed he has links to Alky-Ada, more to follow.
Remember vote Labour and vote often :}
It’s amazing that wireless networks won’t work well in a poured concrete building reinforced with metal wire everywhere…
They’d work even less well with a handy magnetron from an old microwave flooding the area with 2.4 GHz ;-)
WDS would probably do the trick, or a limited number of well-placed individual access points. Failing that, there’s always good old CAT5 :o)
2 cans and a length of string will work
Will this be tied in with the international parametric ID card/passport database?
The one which will make all your details accessible across 500 000 safe computer terminals across Europe and beyond?
It’s biometric and ,you will be assimilated
safe untill some government Fuckwitt leaves them on the bus !
At this point, the purpose of having such a database is defeated: if everybody who is willing to get this data is able to access it (in the course of their lawful or unlawful business) it will rapidly lose its evidentiary value.
Altering digital identity data presents novel challenges for the intrepid fraudster but the business is no different to counterfeiting currency or clipping coins. The whole thing will collapse messily, in a similar fashion to the UEA/AGW affair.
Who pays? Who benefits?
This would be the very same EU wide, “safe and secure” computer network, where individuals personal details have been already sold to criminals in Belgium and the Netherlands?
The cretins running this country and those who seek to replace them, but change nothing, should be dragged down the streets while the public pelt them with rotten food and dog excrement.
Imbeciles all.
Look out, he’s behind you!!
With a leering grin, to boot.
I reckon it must be electromagnetic. His nervous system is so supercharged with KitKats that he emits powerful radiation, enough to disrupt not just delicate electronics, but huge machines in factories. He leaves a trail of bricked hardware wherever he goes.
NO.bananas.the pottasium eletrolytes
Brainwash them with Big Brother tactics when they are young. Kids grow up thinking a BB State is normal. When is the government starting on the eugenic breeding programming?
NHS has been practising eugenics for years.They call it termination of pregnancy.
And termination of the old. They starve them to death or give them overdoses of morphine.
Or rather conveniently, just let the old freeze to death in homes they can not afford to heat?
Fuel poverty is already killing thousands every month in this country, yet where are the MSM or the hand wringing left on this issue?
Just as importantly, why is the opposition silent and compliant regarding fuel poverty and it`s inevitable conclusions?
Are they all bought and paid for?
The BBC will develop a much greater interest in this issue when old folk are dying under a Conservative government. Old folk freeze to death under the Maximum Imbecile because they choose to do so. They freeze to death under a Tory government because Tories are evil.
I trust you see the difference.
The BBC. Helping you to understand things better.
labour already has…although the first results were gordon and Prezza…..so they’re understandably keeping pretty quiet about it……
No animated ‘Jonah Brown’ graphic? Denied!
My son spent a whole term using ‘finger print recognition’ at his ‘Academy’ to charge all his foods to a girl called Louise… True.
Bastard.and your son
You must be a labour voter, thieving shameless fucker.
I recommend Tory Rascals spoof of Labours latest poster (can be seen via Mr Dale) — more needed
My alternative quote is
Gord on camera “British Jobs for British workers.”
Gord off camera, Brown issues 1.3m NI numbers to foreigners since his pledge.
Have you ever heard of Buster’s World love?
Aye ’tis my favourite site after gayswap.com.
Remember vote Labour and vote often :}
It must have been where he got the idea to inflate the economy — all those balloons and such.
Pickles just bin on Channel 4 News. The man is a complete embarrassment – he’s haemorrhaging votes like crazy. For Chrissake Dave get the man off the airwaves. This bloke is gonna cost us this election! Ditch him quick before he does any further damage.
Pickles is the unacceptable face of OBESITY, and Conservatism. All at the same time. I think he is a useless twat. But what do I know?
Pickles looked as if he’d been firmly ensconsed in one of the Palace of Varieties many watering holes for most of the day.
The fatfuck fuckwit is pure electoral poison.
Have said it before: never understood the appeal of Prescott. However, a significant proportion of the PLP – and of Labour’s voters – loved him. Can only assume Pickles is the Conservatives’ equivalent.
Agree – Pickles looks like a great blubbery mess, with a mouth three times as big as his arsehole. The look of a bloke whose computer has just been seized by the police. He should never be allowed anywhere near a television studio.
Couldn’t agree more. His little puffy hands folded across his great gut made him look like a real old fashioned tory. Even the orange Hain looked good alongside him. Surely there is someone more presentable that could be a spokesman from CCO.
I’ll give you three other choices, Michael Gove, David Willetts or Oliver Letwin.
OK, let’s start again.
Tie Pickles to his mooring mast and then he might — watched from below by horrified bystanders, and filmed for posterity by a newsreel cameraman who just happens to be there — spontaneously catch fire and collapse in an inferno of hydrogen and blazing fabric
Gove was truly brilliant on Newsnight t’other ‘day’ re Education / Swedish (models) – so to speak
Complete mastery of subject – refuted all negatives – was way ahead of the female interviewer – really quite bloody good – he even overtalked her – stopped her interrupting the answer to the previous question – Very good – but he’s very comfortable in the Newsnight Studio
I particularly liked the bit where, when Emily Maitland started to quote from a Treasury put-down of his Education ideas, he said “That’s a Labour party document.”
Yes, Gove’s robust performance surprised me too, as he’s usually wet and woolly. He gave Maitlis, armed with her BBC left wing briefing , a good shafting.
I would love to do so too, but that’s another matter.
agree, i have been posting this for ages,get shot of him please,michael.
Just held a poll in the pub (twelve drinkers present) and asked if anyone had an opinion about Eric Pickles. Not one person was positive. He is just so unappealing and will turn off potential voters (Sun readers). Ditch him quick Dave.
Agreed, thought exactly the same thing
Dave, for once listen and react. Comments like this surface every week. Chairmen seldom make good spokesmen. Keep him indoors.
Have to say you are right. I really would have liked Pickles to have been the common man of the conservative party and he was for a time but these days he is sadly lacking and unacceptable.
So is Dave mind.
Ditch him quick before he explodes.
What a mess that would make…
Pickles – keep him off the telly Dave. I know he can’t help it but Pickles just looks like the stereotypical bloated troughing MP- electoral poison.
If you need a common man, Dave, find a thinner one.
Gordon has a very special and unique negative vortex.
He has doomed so many things, but the one point that still resonates with me is this:
‘All current Tax Revenues do not cover all current Benefits paid out.
Forget about paying for stuff like our Armed Forces, Government salaries, Cap Ex, Foreign Aid. ETC.
And still Brown thinks he has managed the economy well? Weirdo.
Hey girls want to see my puppy Busta?
Can they only receive streamed Gay fetish porn now?
Hopefully..
seen it before
It was the right thing to do.
Remember vote Labour and vote often :}
and Kraft are closing the Cadbury factory – so he was listened to there then.
No wonder he has gone off kit kats – 2 fingers to all the workers.
As soon as Gordo The Great Ruiner promised the Cadbury Keynsham factory would stay open, they were doomed. Fra
I used to think it was just a bit of fun, but truly, there is nothing that cannot be cursed by the terrible Clunking Claw of McDoom.
Did someone mention Keynsham (spelt K-E-Y-N-S-H-A-M).
Oh for those wonderful Infra-Draw evenings, cat’s whisker a probing the galena diode, locating the Radio Luxembourg transmissions; the arrival of your first tranny when it meant a radio and nothing to do with clothes! Oh to be young and alive again in the 1960s, no MP3 downloads, no television in the bedroom, (one got sent there when naughty, now you cannot get the kids out of the place), no telephones (one went out and talked to your mates and girls), going to youth clubs and again listening to Horace Batchelor. Where are we now and where are we heading, what memories of those days.
So, you’re the same age as me then!
Would that be 58, Rick?
plus 10
Don’t forget Nat Jackson.
Nostalgia is just a thing of the past. It ain’t what it used to be either.
Ah, yes! Good old 248 on the medium wave.
Must remember to pick up me Horlicks. Can’t be doing with any night starvation at this age, can we? Dan Dare, pilot of the future. They got that right!
Listening to Radio Luxembourg under the bedclothes, fading in and out…
“The one thing I want to say is this: we are determined that the levels of investment that take place in Cadbury’s in the United Kingdom are maintained. And we are determined, of course, that at a time when people are worried about their jobs, that jobs in Cadbury can be secure”.
G. Brown.
Actually that’s two things you tosser; and your twice determined (you’re ALWAYS fucking determined!) bollocks, as usual, counts for nothing.
Really, believe me, the next election will be rout. Hung parliament my arse.
Anybody else notice how the middle-class liberal PC construct is collapsing before our eyes? In no order at all….
1. Disaei busted
2. Somebody finally arrested for Keith Blakelock’s murder
3. Climate Gate/BBC poll showing majority don’t buy MMGW
4. Euro zone under huge pressure
5. Green Taxes widely despised/discredited
6. Livingstone beaten even in a capital city that saw over 1.3m middle class people flee during his term.
7. State education/exams now widely laughed at by parents
8. Labour politicians getting out the onion on TV
9. Labour politicians busted by Chilcot
I reckon that the co-ordinated weeping is a sign that Labour is trying to prop up its core vote. Deep in the No10 bunker they know electoral melt-down is looking very likely.
The Labour-supporting ‘pollsters’ like Kellner and his commentariat mates like Peter ‘vote Labour’ Riddell are lying. Plain and simple.
Drove to Hull and back to-day. Lovely weather for the time of year. Traffic reasonable.
Just could not believe the patchwork repairs hastily done on all the main Motorway carriageways.
Went to India last year, and I can confirm that the Motorways that we used there are in better condition. Scandalous. Welcome to Britain. Brokeback Hills, starring the Prime Mincer.
I just so fucking hate him, and his creepy followers.
I agree, Hung Parliament my arse. Spoke to 3 Service station attendants, and they all think Brown is a git. Immigration is their achilles heel. Sorry, planned indigenous dilution by incompatible cultures.
The Bastards.
Just hope that People start to sue for the poor roading repairs, and all the news could talk about was Toyota.
We need a revolution – will you join in the ABGB.co.uk revolt? Seriously we all rant & rave about the idiot Brown & he just sits there every day dithering about the important issues & making the wrong decision when he does eventually act. Up the people ermmmm — in a good way…
ABGB.co.uk
Just visited – and voted !!
The roads are mostly repaired by foreign companies now, and the shrunken value of the Pound to the Euro means there is less money left for surfacing after the required profits are posted abroad.
M6 toll looks great but there again nobody can afford to use ,£10 to use in a van, meanwhile the the M6 M5 and M42 around the West Mids are totally knackered, in fact all the roads in the Mids are knackered.
Anybody hear Barroso say that the problems with Greece and others won’t derail the Euro project?
That’s it you pinko commie bastard, put ‘the project’ before peoples lives as per fucking usual for troughing trots.
This is yet another reason why we MUST get the UK out of the EU. The EU will be expecting the UK to help bail out Greece, despite John Major’s foresight in getting an opt-out of the Euro.
Offering the Elgin marbles on permanent loan to the Acropolis Museum in exchange for a notional payment (say a truckload of tungsten-edged ‘gilts’) would be worth more to the Greeks’ self-esteem than any patronising offer of a bail-out.
Alf Garnet was on to them.
LMAO!!! That was well funny!!!
Was that Cherie (Wide mouth frog) Booths dad?
yes, smoking and doing fuck all else
Lets go with the proper demcracy and shoot a few
O/T
i wish Brown would f/off and die sorry,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, buts that how i feel now.
tomorrow and forever.
Then his ghost would cling on to power. There’s only one solution – ABGB.co.uk
Just voted but not buying anything untill you sell shithouse paper with his face on.
knowing labour it would be Izal tracing paper
Do you remember ‘Spangles’ and ‘Clarkes Commandos’ as well?
Spangles the mystery sweet ? mmm wrapper with question marks on
Clarkes commando’s heavy tread sole mmm mmm hidden compass mmm mmm
I seriously fear for this generation of 5 – 16 year olds.
The poor fuckers are really sleepwalking into big brother hell. If children have to use their fingerprints just to enter a shitty comprehensive school, they’re not going to think twice about handing over their ‘ID’ to police when they demand it.
This isn’t just a slippery slope, it’s a fucking black piste.
With a fresh ice cover. Black compacted ice.
A ‘Brown Run’?
Too true!
They will also be paying off Labours “investment” for most of their working lives.
Any parents who will at some point in time have to rely on their private pension will not be be able to offer their children much financial help. Gordon Brown has ruined their private pensions and placed many people into poverty in their old age.
too true, a complete scandal stealing the pension money (spun as a pension windfall).
Steeling Railtrack from the shareholders.
Labour just kept on spending money and finally finished by spending printed money. You could not make it up..
Most of their lives. you kid. They are future slaves.
I was talking to a customer the other day and between us we really struggled to name anything good that nu lab has achieved. What they inherited wasn’t that bad, certainly a lot better than the mess old lab left the 70′s in. But seriously there isn’t a lot to shout about, after 13 years a reduction in NHS waiting list ,but a nice little earner for Bu PA, and erm! erm ! no hang on! no its gone!
How stupid do you think we are. we don’t fucking vote for any of them.
Economics (correctly) explained in 7 minutes:
Big up the Austrian School… Shout out to the Chicago Boyz… Von Mises in Da House!
Thanks for posting that, that was pukka!
Wouldn’t worry about Laboure Database State myself.It ain’t gonna happen; the electorate is waiting in the wings to open the biggest can of electoral “whoop-ass” Labour could ever imagine.1983 will look like a great success by comparison.
Who’s going to run “DROP TABLESPACE [BullyState]“?
I don’t think Dave will.
BEGIN TRANSACTION
SAVE TRANSACTION “May 1997″
… 13 years of illiberal shit later…
ROLLBACK TRANSACTION “May 1997″
If only!
Hayek’s revenge:
Ah, PFI providing value for money again.
A nice, shiny new academy for the hard-working people of Bristol East, whose MP just happens to the be the Twitter tsarina herself, Kerry McCarthy.
All paid for on the ‘never never’.
Naturally, if you live in a Lib Dem- or Tory-held constituency, don’t expect any shiny, new hospitals or schools. Oh, no.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/health/article1642805.ece
dont bring us in this were gordons mates
one word,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, BASTARDS
sorry two words,,,,,,,,,,,,,,fucking bastards
one word fuckingHooningbastards
Tsarina hmm??
Good Russian term. Well we know what happened to them don’t we? – and labour is headed in the same direction although their annihilation will come at the ballot box!!
sorry nell
just got back after a long walk to cool off …fucking bastard not done me much good as the walk.
Shiny New Academy. Huh! We’re a conservative constituency – we have just been given a ‘new’ academy this year .
Same school and teachers that we had in the eighties just a new name. Nothing new!!
Labour thinks we are all idiots!!
Just limbering up for PMQ’s tomorrow
My son came home the other day with a couch that some man had given him in the street.
I gave him a right telling off. I told him never to accept suites from strangers.
GB: Little girl, what is your favourite school dinner?
Little Girl: Can’t make up my mind, er, hot dogs no its er faggots.
GB: mumbles- where did I put my Nokia?
Little Girl: Try your bum bag sir.
Bum bag?
Surely you mean paunch?
Brunel Acadamy, £24 million, fuck off, I trained at brunel 25 odd years ago as a joiner then last year the wife started a hairdressing course there so picked her up one day to find all the workshops knocked down with lego houses there now and the main block turned into flats must have 200 plus units on it and after going into main new area it looks like they spent £25 grand so another load of labour shit they must have sold the land for 20 million and pfi,d the other 4 utter,utter, c,unts.
Similar story in other parts of the country. A good mate of mine in Shrewsbury Tech (or whatever it’s called these days) frequently bemoans the running down of Craft courses over the last decade. Apparently, the educational establishments are funded so much per student, so it makes financial sense for them to clear out expensive workshops and run courses in Modern Dance and Media Studies – all they need is a clear space or a few desks and chairs. No matter that there’s something of a shortage of good tradesmen.
Also consider this – how do thirty people in a Welsh Marches town earn a living as Modern Dancers? Wouldn’t it make more sense to give youngsters skills that might earn them a decent living?
From September – I just discovered – kids at my school can opt to spend two days a week doing a diploma in ‘hair and beauty’. Worth – I kid you not (I wish I was joking) – SEVEN GCSEs for the league table tally. What a fucking joke.
It’s much cheaper to teach Arts than Science or Engineering. You hardly need any equipment and there are a lot more dance teachers than there are engineers.
Good or bad dancing is also largely a matter of opinion, hence X-Factor shows etc. but whether a bridge stays up or an aeroplane flies is more difficult to fudge hence they can get away with a lot of mediocrity in the Arts which is right up their ‘right on’ ways.
fuck off ive had my five mins of fame
They’re not being taught anything it’s just a scam to keep them off the unemployment books at the lowest cost.
Applauding mediocrity has been set into our laws. Meanwhile, kids in Thailand study for A levels in their second language as a matter of course.
It looks as if they’re going to end up holidaying over here in order to experience Britain’s glorious heritage of hairdressing academies and its accommodating chorus boys.
Hertfordshire College of Building in St Albans went the same way, ditched plumbing
and bricklaying and replaced them with beauty and hairdressing nonce stuff.
Just wondered if it was in the lego houses where blair bought bhis two flats b? no conflict of intrest there
and no criminals involved what so ever !
No evening classes in History, Geo, Eng Lit etc., anymore either. – Government orders!
The easiest way to kill off the AV Voting System is to threaten enmass to indicate to Brown that you intend picking the B&P as your alternative vote.
Well I wouldn’t go that far but would it work the same, do you think, if we went for the Monster Raving Loony Party??!! I really think I could vote for them at the moment.
How about the Yogic Flyers?
A pig on a stick would be preferable to Gordon.
My top three votes would go to UKIP, English Democrats, then B&P.
In fact thinking about it, they should bring in AV and then make voting compulsory.
Then you would have 60% of the population being pissed off that they are forced to vote and they would get the knowledge that they are a majority and can sack the bastards that have forced them to go out and vote.
It worked in Doncaster for the mayoral election.
The English Democrat got elected under AV in what had been one of the safest Labour areas for decades.
Get a few B&Ps elected and watch the buggers squirm.
I am an experienced AV voter as the system is used by various organisations to elect their officers. My standard approach is to start by giving the lowest rating to those I really hate and work upwards rather than making a positive choice to put someone first. With first past the post I vote Lib Dem as I live in a lib dem/lab marginal but on AV I would start with labour at the bottom, followed by socialist workers and a motley collection of nutters and topped (this time anyway) with the tories. I’m not quite sure where I’d put the lib dem option but as I would definitely be voting tactically it might be one place above socialist workers.
Indicate my arse. I’m voting B.N.P,see you can get it in with out the bots changing it.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/7199322/Kraft-to-close-Cadbury-plant-it-offered-to-keep-open.html
Kraft closing Cadbury’s Somerset factory with a loss of 400 jobs
Ermmm. What did gordon say when Kraft took over Cadbury – British jobs for British people and he would make Kraft look after the Cadbury workers??!!!
Here is the tomb of doom himself making that very pledge.
Well that shows mandy and gordon up for the useless ineffective twits that they are!! All hot air .
Or as a famous saying goes ‘ass in gear, brain in neutral’ !!!
Kerry Mccarthy the Labour Twit Tsar has the constituency next door to the closing Cadbury factory.
I do hope this wrecks her re-election chances further and that the voters of Bristol East realise if they haven’t been screwed this time their turn will come.
…and what are Kraft giving the government in return?
pension liabilities.
Strangely, Mandelslime rejected the opportunity to answer on Toady this morning for all the government’s (utterly false) Cadbury promises. All of their macho, pompous sabre-rattling! Nothing to do with the dropping of the ‘public interest’ test in 2002 I suppose?
What a truly incompetent and mendacious shower of shit.
British Banks, owned by the UK voter, lent Kraft the money to buy Cadbury. Downright shameful.
Oh dear. Kraft does what the ‘implied’ they wouldn’t.
RIP – Curly Wurlys.
they lied to the workers
lets hope they didn’t lie to the banks
(No the Americans would never do that )would they ?
That would just drop Browns bust Government further in the shte
What a legacy for Brown
the BBC are reporting that a poll shows that 42% of British people would Leave the UK if they could !
I wonder Why ?
125 Thats the Tory vote explained then 42% approx.
Three fifths of Brits do not recognise this country as theirs anymore ( Evening Standard Poll ) of course they are right, it isn`t.
I understand RBS was one of the major lenders to Kraft, a company that is awash with debt already.
So in reality they’ve used our money from our Bank to destroy another British Company.
You couldn’t make it up.
Are British banks lending the French money to buy Dover also?
and while we are at it, why do the officers of the Border Force look like Gendarmes?
http://www.porttechnology.org/images/articles/img_1203.jpg
What is wrong with the gold bands of the Navy and Customs?
Most of the cars bought under the scrappage scam were of foreign origin. The government using borrowed money to subsidise foreign auto industries and that borrowed money, will have to pay back by us, in increased future taxes.
Does anyone not understand yet, we are being systematically destroyed and our wealth and childrens wealth is being thrown away, deliberately, by these bastards in office.
The Gov.UK didn’t do too badly, all that car tax, taxes and VAT on the new cars sold, plus fees payable from the dealers and “car recycling companies” – a.k.a scrapyards to the Gov.
Gordon Brown would sell your granny if it would get him some money, look at the way he treats cancer sufferers for one.
Scene: Two girls sitting in front of a computer terminal overlooked by the Prime Minister.
Girl 1: Who’s the grinning tit behind us?
Girl 2: “Don’t know, but he’s trying to peer down the front of your blouse”
gorodn perving over a young lady……? you really don’t know him that well do you…..?
Anybody else noticing how all our roads are breaking up – great holes in the tarmac everywhere, even on our parkways and bypasses.
Presumably gordon has souped up the budgets for all of these idiot edball schemes (disabled children into social care – pornographic sites for education etc etc) and cut the highways maintenence budget to pay for it!!!!
Yip potholes everywhere, but they haven’t been mending them, because they are too busy putting in speed bumps, sometimes with built in potholes. Now our local cars and buses look like they’re on the big dipper as the leap and dive, all adding of course to CO2 emmisions.
And where they’re not wasting our money on speed bumps they are erecting energy wasting lights everywhere.
BTW does anyone know why does the M25 have long stretches without lights. It would be interesting to know if there was any difference in accident rates. I suspect the idiot lights make no difference.
Garages are making a fortune from replacing suspension units.
we used to have very good roads with few lumps and bumps. What is it with the out of control modern trend to put these suspension wrecking humps everywhere?
Pointless. Speed Chavs are not the least slowed down by these waste of money street furniture.
Don’t forget about the brain and soft tissue damage, as well.
Speed Chavs don’t have brains……..
What is the point of putting street lights over a pedestrian free one way street (that is what motorways are) when every car that travels down that street has compulsory lights fitted anyway?
That is the reason they dont like salting the roads it attacks the tarmac when the ice melts it gets down the cracks in the roads usually where it has been repaired then it freezes again and attacks and breaks up the road
U got that wrong Dude. Salt prevents water from freezing, then expanding to force open the road material.
fraid not there is so little salt in the shit they spread now that it does still freeze and destry the road !
destry? Basic freeze thaw junior school geography. It’s all very sad, we have been through a lot, but not recently enough it seems.
I thought a parents number 1 job was to prepare their offspring for the world better than they were prepared themselves, but I suppose that’s just old man rubbish
Potholes are in the main caused when a road is patched up after the utilities have been and gone. And the utility companies don’t coordinate works, hence it’s chaotic. Water gets in the joins, freezes, expands etc et voila. Councils have little power over the utility companies. So yet again the public pick up the tab for poor legislation in the private sector (which is the Govt’s fault of cause, as they don’t have the balls to stand up to them).
Don’t forget the neglected drains that allow water to saturate the ground under the road with the same effect when it freezes.
Yeah, let’s not forget the drains…
and tne schools
The potholes are the result of salt shortages and allowing road surfaces to stay ice covered for days.
The councils believed the global warming crap and didn’t buy nearly enough salt.
No they diverted the cash to diversity projects and other costly NuLabour/EU boxticking projects so they would not lose grant money.
Ah!! Another jones/pachauri/edmilitwit fiasco then! I am not surprised!!
Maybe someone in the know could tell us the depth of salt you’d need to stop a foot or more of snow from freezing a road. I’d imagine quite a bit.
The plough bit at the front is supposed to help in that situation.
an inch of salt
And hoping it stops snowing at the back? An inch of snow on all major (and not so major) roads? That’s quite a lot of salt.
Quite a lot of salt. Oh Dear! Well we’re lost then because local authorities listened to jones/pachauri and edmilitwit and didn’t buy in much salt. They said we would have a BBQ summer and a warm winter. Government even issued guidance notices to councils saying that same thing; and the District and County Councils chose to believe them!!!
Sorry by quite a lot I meant a Himalayan amount of salt.
It’s not just the lack of salt (though salty water freezes at a lower temperature than pure water) – the problem lies in the shitty quality of the repairs that the utility companies and the councils themselves carry out after digging holes.
They had a bit on the news the other day saying each pothole was costing £70 to repair – then pictures of workmen carrying out the equivalent of a pikey drive construction to repair a road surface that had heavy traffic on it. Of course, that £70 repair will last at most until the next heavy snow and longish cold period, at which time the badly tamped tarmac will be lifted enough to be eroded by every passing vehicle, and the pothole will reappear in days.
Mind you, this goes back to the 70s – I distinctly remember my grandfather cursing the shoddy quality of road repairs when I was still at primary school, though it’s got much worse in the last 40 years or so.
Another Multi Million pound Labour IT project That Does Not Work there are dozens of these all over the country
Contracts handed out to friends of the party
to supply systems costing millions that still dont work
82 Aye…..The Lobbyists love Labour to bits.
Disgraceful!
These tests should be done on subhuman Scotch filth. Scotch children should have their brain injected with rat piss, and then be electrocuted until they burst into flames.
The Scotch has always been shit and will always be shit. We should nuke the subhuman filth and then bury the ashes of Scotch scum in the deepest part of the ocean.
Jeez – just look at those krankies cnuts. Fucking Scotch animals.
Fandabbydozy
You can’t make your mind up about the scots then
We prefer to send our throwbacks down to Bangers ‘n’ Mashland as Labour MPs.
Well you’d better make room for all the haggis brained fuckwitt
as they will all be coming back in a matter of weeks
This post reminds me of the Monty Python election scetch
and im just getting, i’m just getting a buzzing noise in my left ear
and ive just heard Gordon Brown has held Bristols
Thats not a result its just a bit of gossip
Come the day when they finally drive the monster Jonah away from Downing St in one of those prison security vans with little windows on the side,just think of the wasteland that he will leave behind him;
death
destruction
unemployment
economic suicide for decades to come
IT systems never to work
businesses jinxed forever
and on and on
And it still gets me how no one has taken this unelected impostor out of circulation.
Our children’s children will ask us;
“Why did no one do anything to get him out like they did with Hitler and Saddam?”
And they will be right – this evil man has ruined our country and we want it back.
Wireless can be the wrong solution in certain buildings .
Most large organisations still use RJ45 or better stil gigabyte (optical fibre, though costlier).
I don’t do gov work but i’ve heard they spend so much on contractors because the gov IT either are not allowed to do the work, or they actually don’t know, hemm hemm !
What twat did that job ?
“Allow chief ear ya wanted a network” ?
Great for small or home office though.
Guffaw !
Spec it with professional Access Points ie Cisco AP1200 etc.
This country is useless at IT anyway, I can remember when WIFI first came out no one had even bothered to make their connections secure i was walking around for months leeching and using others without as much as break a sweat or seeing at least password protection, thanks for saving me a packet morons.
I had free broadband for 2 years from an Estate Agent who worked from home on an unsecured network, in the same block of flats I lived in. Then the bastard had the discourtesy to move out. Still, I must be one of a handful of people who have actually screwed over an Estate Agent.
I cut off all the wires to my desktop as i wanted to take advantage of wifi but i can’t seem to get anything to work now… can someone advise what i should do ?
Labour tonight pushing through a vote in the Commons on changing the First past the Post voting system to something called AV. gordon thinks this is his ‘get out of jail card free’ , his chance of grabbing the fraying reins of power – even though he’s trashed public support!!!
The LibDems are saying that they don’t agree with it but they are going to vote for it alongside labour’s majority because it is ‘a baby step towards PR’ and possibly their only chance of grasping onto even the shirt-tails of power.
What a pitiful self-serving crew these labourlost and and libdums are!!
Bunch of self serving scum, they know they are going to be beaten to hell so it’s a last chance to fiddle the results of the next election after the coming one. Oh and watch out for more calls for postal and internet voting, so that “wrong” results can be “rectified”.
Been watching the debate, its strange that the most entertaining debate in ages is on an issue I could not give a flying fuck about and on legislation that will not have time to be passed. Highlight from George Galloway when talking about the Tories ” they don’t like it up em, then again some of them do “
You have our “cast iron Guarantee” that the next government will repeal the legislation.
They won’t have to repeal it ! As gordon knows only too well he hasn’t got a hope in hell of getting this debate , regardless of the vote, into legislation.
This is very simply a piece of empty theatre!!! And that description says everything there is to say about gordon and this labour government!!
Besides you only have to look at the very nearly empty HoC Chamber discussng this motion. Nobody of any party thinks this is a motion worth debating – there is no-one there.
Well except straw for labour – they’ve made him stay up late – but then after his rubbish appearance at Chilcott – he’s worth less than a forged penny farthing anyway!!
“…..they don’t like it up em, then again some of them do “
I’m sure he read it on here first, but it was originally referring to New Labour.
My GP surgery has fingerprint patient reception,it’s never found me yet
ditto
it’s not trying to find you it’s just taking your finger prints. Next
Yvette Cooper, Ed Balls, Jaquie Smith, Baroness Uddin, Elliot Morley, Ed (roger my arse) Balls, Hazel Blairs.
Your starter for 10. What do we all have in common?
They are alll feckin English !!!!
Baroness Uddin is not English.
I think she is Scottish.
So the Baroness of Scotland had a cleaner that was Tongan but the Baroness called Uddin had a family home in Wapping…
bbc news gone fucking mental on Toyota. A piddling lil recall and you’d think they’d been eating babies…
bbc twats
My understanding is that the faults are relatively minor, despite which Toyota have done the decent thing and are putting the faults right. I suspect other manufacturers may have swept them under the carpet.
I think Toyota deserve respect for their honest response to the problem.
It’s them fucking yanks trying to fuck Toyota to get the own crap back on sale.
Agreed. If it can happen to Toyota, it can happen to any of the other manufacturers.
Although in a way it serves them right for buying into the Western “green” scam. Seems to me, the “hybrid” is the worst of both worlds.
agree and who wants a car made by those slat eyed f..kers anyway
As I said last week on this blog:
One has to wonder whether money is changing hands
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grobdj says:
February 2, 2010 at 12:14 am
O/T but anyone else notice a concerted attack at the moment on Japanese carmakers?
The unfortunate incident in the US which seems to have sparked the media frenzy involved an off-duty police officer who died, along with his family in a Lexus which crashed in flames two minutes after a frantic 911 call
Apparently the driver either didn’t know, or was too panicked to hold the push-button ignition for three seconds in order to stop the engine after the accelerator jammed
I’ve just listened to the tape of that Lexus crash. The driver was more interested in praying than the suggestion that he should turn the engine off.
hmmm … aren’t we allowed to say Lexus crash any more?
Toyota best cars in the world.
BBC distractions so nobody notices the Cadbury layoffs, the criminal charges and the criminal incompetence.
We need a BBC that serves HM, the country and the British people. Clearly many at the BBC wont be able to commit to such an organisation.
We had our Prius II in the dealer this afternoon, first recall job carried out in the UK.
40min software update. No brake problems just a sop to moron drivers who’ve never felt the pulsing of ABS brakes before.
No story here.
I’d be more tempted to go with the “following the american news agenda” idea.
a Toyota couldn’t be more unamerican unless you filled it aging camembert.
Believe nothing this government,it’s Prime Minister or Ministers pledge.Its all spin and downright lies
Decemeber 2009:
http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/government/Lord-Mandelson-makes-pledge-Cadbury/article-1564979-detail/article.html
February 2010
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8507066.stm
If AV gets in fucking Nick Griffin will end up PM in a couple of months, have labour lost the fucking plot or what?
Yup – ask the Hoonwits
I’ve just been looking at that photo of gordon leaning over those two lasses Guido.
I really would have been incensed if one of those lasses had been young nell. I would not allow edballs or gordon anywhere near my child!!
Totally trivial and off-topic, but why does a Labour PM wear a blue tie? Is it a sign that he recognises the inevitable?
nell, that little girl has probably been put off KitKats and bananas for life, bless her. What a сunt that brown is.
Kit-Kats yes but all girls like bananas
Can you theoretically cut someone else’s finger off and use it on scanners?
you could for a couple of weeks
Keep it in the freezer.
Serve the rest with a decent Chianti.
Just a thought
i saw a programme once where this woman jacks you off a bit then sticks a mold around your cock
she then makes a plaster cast and then fills that with liquid silicone
and Hey presto you have a perfect replica of your cock
that your wife can use if your a bit tired or away from home !
Anyway i was just thinking we could get this woman to make us all a false finger swap them on ebay and fuck up the whole system !
Great.I’ll have gordons eye for when they upgrade
Sorry just read it again….. Fingerprint recognition of kids…………..Even these stalinist liebour bags of shite can’t be serious
They are, they are serious. The frightening thing though is that New Labour’s generation have been brainwashed into accepting it.
Despite Mandy’s promises I see Kraft are closing Cadbury Taunton ………… That didn’t take long did it
156 Nope.I hear Dover Ports for sale next.
It’s the right thing to do.
British workers should give up their jobs to help foreign workers.
I think what gets me so mad is that no matter how excessive these twats are, no matter how much they lie and stell from us like that bich scotland nothinh ever happens and we slip closer and closer to 1984. Prophetic though, written by another socialist scumbag about the future.
Who’s name was Blair
Where did all the Labour trolls go? Busy with the election campaign?
Sent on a Diversity Awareness course?
P.S. Don’t tempt fate – just enjoy the peace and quiet and undiluted sensible comments.
What election campaign??? – They know they’ve lost!!
All they’re left with is trying to minimise the size of their loss. Hence their attempt this week to spin a ‘hung parliament’ . Unfortunately they have spun that particular ‘alice in wonderland nonsense’ too early.
What are they going to do if they can’t hold onto the fringes of recent polls and the tories start to climb away to a clear majority . Where will the ‘hung parliament be then???
Labour has put too many eggs in one basket.!!
The Camera-on/Camera-off campaign seems to exist only as a (cheap) news story, rather than an expensive poster campaign.
It comes across a nasty, silly and derivative. Going so negative this early; before an election is even called, goes against the received wisdom of how to run a campaign.
Still, it worked for Bush senior with his fight against Michael Dukakis and for Al Gore in his epic struggle with ManBearPig.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2844458/PM-to-flog-White-Cliffs-to-France.html
HoHum!! gordon scores another own goal again as he tries to sell off our White Cliffs of Dover to the french!!!!
Nell
At least the frogs cant stick them in a vault in zurich, they will still be here and hopefully McMental can have a nice long drop off them
The fatal walk hatrick
John Smith
Robin Cock
And McMental
Alert to all socialists
Labour policies and hill walking do not mix(but please carry on)
That’s good Beast – but do you have any real evidence that gordon hill walks anywhere??
I know they photo’d him jogging – but frankly he looked like a deadman walking – he didn’t look like a real jogger!!! In truth he isn’t a real jogger or a real hill walker!!
The truth about gordon is he’s a couch potato !!!
I’m on the gravy train!
Its the right thing to do.
Byeee.
Gordon loves children, his moral compass always points north in a playground that he hasnt sold off.
Fucking hell, just imagine any other piss stained gurning Scottish cyclops running around schools with his pants undone , trousers tucked into his
socks and trying to take photos of the “kiddies” whilst crying
He would quite rightly be locked up
Thats how McMental reaches out to the people of Britain
He isnt well is he
Does that kid look creeped out?
Wouldn’t you be??
How much has this non-essential, little ‘Jonah jaunt’ cost the taxpayer?.. If I had to pluck a figure out of the air, I’d day at least £25k… (All those extra security staff and Policmen on double pay, the fuel costs, etc. etc.)
What tangible benefit has this jaunt brought to the public?
I see Emily’s dressing down……the leg tonight…shame!
She’s got a haunted pussy you know.
Saw her in a pub on Marlylebone road once, wearing a very short skirt.
I’ll swear she goes commando!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/7198329/Labours-secret-plan-to-lure-migrants.html
More votes for someone.
‘Celebrate the rich multi-cultural diversity’
If you dare to question this flagship Labour policy, guess what ???
Yup, you’re a RACIST.
Another Treasonous act commited by Labour
Guido, I had a look at DirectgovKids. It seems to reflect the government ideas precisely. Fix a symptom, ignore the obvious, and completely fail to understand statistics.
There is a game about hazards in the home. Two of the hazards are “too many appliances” in a socket. They show a 3 way adapter. OK, this was an issue a long time ago, but in the modern era of set top boxes and chargers, and fused adapters, there is no issue with the number of appliances. In the days of 3 pin round adapters and a single socket per house it did exist.
However the best bit is the solution. You have to ask the Robot to switch the socket off! First point, this is not a solution. Second it is encouraging children to interfere with electric sockets. Look at the game, it is intended for the very young (officially 5 year olds).
There is a hair dryer described as being on the bathroom floor. This they say is wrong because it is on the floor. No mention of the obvious bathroom/water/shock issue.
There is a wire to the iron that is broken and the internal wires showing. The Robot is told to mend it. So obviously he goes and fixes it without pulling out the plug or even switching it off! Should we be encouraging children to rewire the home irons?
Then there is the game about carbon footprints. It makes the child estimate the amount of heat lost through the roof and walls as fractions or percentage. Just a quick clue, even on a well insulated house the percentages could be exactly the same as a badly insulated house. It is the absolute amount that is the issue. In the end 100% of the heat in a room is lost. If this was not the case, then we would all be fried.
The rest of the games are just daft. Try poking the cow to make him poo!
i have just printed off this post to leave by my bed, i will read it when i cannot sleep
You might be too young to remember the outcome of a youth movement.
Teaching political messages to 5 year olds is considered wrong in most normal societies.
Hello everybody peeps I bin a bit daft innit with famly silver, and bloody kebab shop is gone up tits, anyway as old saying goes I gonna fucking drag you down with me unless you help, so someone telling me a woofty skirt wearer calling brown is handing out cash like it go out of fashion? I next in bloody line boys!
‘There had also been tension over the ECB’s Executive Board, with the United Kingdom demanding a seat even though it had not joined the Single Currency.’
Gordon insisted on joining the ECB. 14.8%. Therefore 14.8% of any bailout will be underwritten by UK Taxpayers. OK Stavros.
FFS is that true this country 200 Billion in debt
has to pay 14.8% of the Greek debt which is more than ours ?
thats another 30 billion added to our debt
We didn’t have to. I just fancied being generous again with the Taxpayers’ cheque book. Calm down, I know what I’m doing…..
Our fiscal deficit is actually higher than Greeces
Calm down; I’m saving the World again.
General Council of the ECB
Look who’s third from the right, first row
http://www.ecb.eu/ecb/orga/decisions/genc/shared/img/generalcouncil_2010.jpg
Is it Wally?
Bad link. Fancy the European Central Bank not being within the shiny new .EU domain.
Time was, the internet used two-letter ‘country codes’ thus gifting Tuvalu millions from sales of addresses ending ‘dot TV’.
Correct link for photo with our Merv here.
Ta WtS. Always wondered about that…
You like to go up the Arsenal, innit!
Lol I loved that Stavros character – one of Enfield’s best!
the dow jones went up today apparently on relief that the eu would rescue greece……..ffs! dont these pricks realize that someone else in the eu will have to pay for it?
in germany after re-unification income tax went up to 57% to pay for east germany……….
if jonah commits any uk money heneeds to be sectioned……….
any doctors out there?
Greece first, then Spain, then Portugal, Ireland, Italy and the UK. The speculators will pick us off one by one. The Eurozone just cannot afford to bail out all the PIIGS. We are members of STUPID of course, no EU bail out for us.
Overheard at No 10:
“But Prime Minister, as I keep telling you, we can’t cancel this election like we did in 2007. That would be illegal. We have to hold an election by June at the latest. It’s mandatory. Prime Minister, please don’t punch the secretary and throw her out of her chair. She could sue us. And please don’t throw the fax machine at me. That’s not going to help matters. You still have to fight the election. You can’t avoid it.”
That arrogant twat Ali Dizaei getting convicted and locked up has made my year. It’s so sweet to see that c/unt get his comeuppance. I wonder if he’s been able to sit down today after his first night in chokey. “Don’t bugger me! I’ll arrest you! Oh that’s right, I’m not a police officer anymore. Fuck.”
Big Frank has been gagging for an Indian since he got locked up
looks like chicken dizaei is finally on the menu
Couldn’t happen to a nicer bloke
Meanwhile I’m racing through red lights in my squad car lights and disco on across a triple carriagway to get to the chippy. Alls well
i think that the AV vote system will catapult der b und p into the mainstream
brown is a link of shit
The BNP will be most interested in an article in todays Telegraph..
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/7198329/Labours-secret-plan-to-lure-migrants.html
This has always been suspected but it would appear that gerrymandering via immigration was Labour policy… This won’t go down well with the natives of Barking..
I think so too – and all the smaller parties.
Brown assumes that every Labour vote is followed by a LibDem, and every LibDem vote followed by a Labour – because the voices in his head told him so.
More likely that the smaller parties will get extra votes. AV assumes the vote spread matching the polling for FPTP. Surely the Euro results offer a better match for what might happen?
Was the mayor of Doncaster not elected by a similar system to AV – did he not clean up on second preference votes because he was nearly everybody’s number 2?
You’re right.. Labour would be very foolish to underestimate the effect this immigration policy may have on their electorate and they need to understand that any voting method other than FPTP will allow the more extreme parties a chance of a seat. For me, if we are going to have a change in voting I’d rather have PR. At least Parliament would reflect the will of the people, even if it contains extremist socialist loons, marxists etc. Hang on, it already does….
As they say, If It Aint Broke Don’t efin Fix It…
Gordon knows he is Britains biggest number 2
The problem with Brown is that he is just fake
Fake socialist
Fake family man
Fake hardman
Fake compassion
Fake politician
you forgot one:
‘Fake Heterosexual’
Whoopee !!!!
It’s PMQ’s today
So Gordon Brown reportedly eats 9 bananas a day?
That’s fuck all, Barack Obama eats at least 20. And he can peel them with his feet.
How many times have I told you not to scratch your arse with both hands?
“Building Schools for the Future (BSF) programme” –
Uttering Crap for the Credulous programme
Just had a look at the Northern Island section of the Beeb. Keeping an eye open for the start of the consequences of Browns meddling last week.. Didn’t take long :
“Man shot in ankle in west Belfast . A motive for the incident has yet to be established, but a police spokesperson said a paramilitary style shooting is one line of enquiry”
Presumably he was shot with one of those weapons put ‘beyond use’.
yeah , alright ‘Ireland’