Oral Questions to the Prime Minister
Unless otherwise indicated the Members listed below will ask a question without notice.
*1 Mr Jim Devine (Livingston): If he will list his official engagements for Wednesday 10 February.
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
Well, that explains why it took Gordon so long to suspend him. Devine gives Gordon oral.
What ? and you think Gordon won’t relish the opportunity to slap him down hard?
Smells like a set up.
Devine is after all, very,very stupid.
I think we established that already with his amazing interview skills.
Mark Oaten loves your vote.
Mark Oaten loves your Floater !
Dave offers Swiss Democracy?
http://waugh.standard.co.uk/2010/02/petition-power.html
Dave is still looking desperately for policies then Old Holborn
E-mail your Policies to Dave at CCHQ today
Is Dave’s Million Quid Prize for a Policy still going?
Excellent news OH.
So he will be leaving the EU then and saying STFU to his Bilderberger buddies?
Nah, thought not!
More distraction as we walk strait into totalitarianism.
Yes, but what do you get if you cross Mark Oaten with a sheep?
A woolly liberal!
no, you’d get wool covered in shit
try again
“hey All socialists are twats –
the answer’s simple – that’s what geniuses do!”
Oh my mistake, I thought they won Nobel Prizes, not run crap web sites where half the video links don’t work to videos you wouldn’t want to watch anyway.
If what you say is true then our mental asylums are full of geniuses. Why don’t you join them? You’d fit right in.
But wait. He can be even more stupid.
A voter from hull once said he was told by his MP John Prescott that socialism is :if a man bake ten pies and sell them and you dont bake any pies he has more money than you
so he can then use the money to bake twenty pies to sell
but you still dont have any
so a Labour mp doesn’t like the fact that that man over there has lots of pies and you dont have any
so the MP takes ten pies off the man keeps four and gives six to you
the man who bakes pies can then only afford to bake fifteen pies so makes less money
you on the other hand eat all your pies and want some more free pies
eventually the first pie man gets back to baking twenty pies
but in the mean time you have had five children which you can’t possably feed cause you dont make any pies
so the Mp takes fifteen pies off the pie man to give to you leaving the pie man with no money to buy ingredients to make his pies with so he closes his pie shop down and looks to somebody else to feed him !
Or, to paraphrase Edmund Blackadder, if John Prescott eats any more heartily, he will look like a pie shop.
Fatfuck Pickles could eat Prescott AND a Pie shop no problem.
He’d still want seconds after it too.
Why socialism fails: Teacher fails entire class as example
As the late Adrian Rogers said, “you cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.”
An economics professor at a local college said that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class.
That class had insisted that Obama’s socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich – a great equaliser.
To counter this, the professor said, “OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama’s plan”.
All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.
After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B.
The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.
As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little, studied even less and those who had previously studied hard, decided they wanted a free ride. So they too studied little.
The second test average was a D!
No one was happy.
When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.
The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.
All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.
Couldn’t be any simpler than that.
Genius. Easy enough even for Labour voters to follow. Cameron should put it on all the election flyers.
yes it could
Sarah Palin is as simple as it is to possible get without breaking the ‘deliverance’ scale of shitbrained rednecks
http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/socialism.asp
You just made that up.
Socialism really works. Just ask……………… Erm,…………………….?
Yes – this is fine to say here
but we need action
the only social system that might come close to working is the capitalist one.
you get what you work for. no handouts.
Labour has run this country into the ground. Thatcher built up a great chance for the place and now, it has been pissed against the wall.
It is a disgrace.
The place is full of public servants – net added value zero at best – strutting around as if they mean something.
Fuck them
It is small business that drives growth. And this fucking bitch Government does shit all to help here. What a fucking bunch of Hunts.
I would fire 100 civil servants per day until the pound reaches $1.89 in value.
No make it 250.
Genius!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
where do you find these people Guido? LoL
Except, of course, that this is made up.
Buttplug is right
There are no socialists to ask because there are no socialists in Power here or in America.
Only retards who squawk a word they don’t understand at things they don’t understand because they have the brainpower of a pigeon.
Well obviously it’s made up. It’s a fucking fable. It’s explaining a difficult concept in every day language. Language so simple that even the voters of Hull should be able to understand it.
They’ll probably continue to ignore it and re-elect the global-warming guru but at least the folly of their imbecility has been reduced to the point where even they can understand it.
SQWWWWAAAAWWK!!! (rustle) Cut and Paste! Cut and Paste! (ruffle)
Exposed: socialism is a scam to make lazy, stupid people feel good about being lazy and stupid.
Socialism is a method the elites use to control and enslave the masses.
This is why the elites through the undemocratic EU and their puppets push what they claim is socialism and while the usefull idiot lefties line up to enslave us all to such people as the global bankers pulling the strings.
those socialist bankers!!!!
I hate them SO much
We’re more worried about the socialist wankers at No. 10 who are supposed to be regulating the bankers.
yes the elites are bankers corporate heads and royals, they already own you, you own them money you will never repay, money you never owed them as it happens but our bought politicians made sure it was made your debt.
Now these bankers/royals run the Federal reserve, the IMF etc.
they have controlled much of the world for some time and fought communism for decades as a communist revolution may overthrow them.
But the saw the worth of the communist controls methods that are done in the name of socialism.
The very same people are behind the global warming hoax, this is a fact.
It has nothing to do with wealth redistribution other than making sure it is distrubuted direct to themselfs – green taxes.
Who are some of the loudest voices in the eco loon march – global bankers and royals!
These are the same people that enslaved the third world with unrepayable debt and have sucked off the people with their corrupt usery scemes for decades.
They seek perpetual power and money is just their method of furthering their power, whatever system gives them maximum control is the system they will adopt, socialism or at least socialist control is that system.
previously they controlled the money, now they want to control everything to ensure perpetual power.
Nathan Meyer Rothschild (1777-1836)
“I care not what puppet is placed upon the throne of England to rule the Empire on which the sun never sets. The man who controls Britain’s money supply controls the British Empire, and I control the British money supply.”
I’m so gullible I believe everything I am told by ‘troother’ fucksticks like David Icke and Alex Jones
My tin foil hat protects me, this is fact. (though you sheeple might think it a mere paranoid assertion)
Moron. I’ll stoop to your level: -
That class actually believed that capitalism was the way to success. Therefore, the teacher took them all to a desert island with no food and proceeded to eat them one-by-one. Survival of the fittest, innit. Students were most displeased and saw the error of their ways.
And there we have irrefutable proof that… simple explanations are for people incapable of even modestly complex thought.
Someone has got to ask Gordon a question about his banana habit.
No, the bananas are for Miliband. He can’t get by without them.
Good speech from Dave.
Who does he think I am?
You mean this?
I kept wondering where his ashtray was, it must have been just out of shot.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Fucking priceless.
What a sold gold twat he looks.
He should have bought some decent shelves on expenses.
Fuck off back to Liebourlist you dopey hoon
135 “…a sold gold twat…”
Now, why does the man who took the G.B. out of G.B. come to mind?
He’s suspended though.
Only from the PLP? He’ll have to shout from the cross-benches.
There aint’ no cross benches in the House of Commons WW !!
If you had Nicholas Soames bum on you, wouldn’t you be cross?
It’s like having the wardrobe fall on you with the key still in!
you sure that wasn’t fatfuck Pickles instead of Soames ?
I though it was my quote
Any sensible organisation would have ‘standing questions’ that did not have to be asked by a stooge.
The only questionI’m interested in at this weeks PMQ’s is regarding Brown’s clarification on his “Peter Watt” lie from last week.
What is the latest on this? Does he have to actually answer the charge or is it like PMQs where he babbles some utter shite and the speaker lets him get away with it?
Surely he has to reply to that reptilion Pickles’ letter.
Incidentally, can anyone explain why Dave sticks with this Pickles. He is a real voter turn off and should be kept off the airwaves. HE’S LEAKING YOUR VOTES DAVE.
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Expect there to be a spot of local difficulty with the members’ swipe security card !
Can I ask a question please? If the government do sell the port of Dover to the French (the Nord-pas-de-Calais regional council, who own the Calais port) can we expect the immigration camps now in France to be transferred to England and are we ok with that?
Why not? We’re a bunch of twats….come one come all.
Does this mean that Dover will become a French Colony?
What about the right of self determination of the people of Dover? Do they get a vote?
How much of Britain will Brown need to sell to balance the books?
Why can’t he sell off bits of Scotland instead. ( e.g. Fife to the Russians)?
Brown is just following good old fashioned commonsense NeoCon Policies.
Exact same thing Bush did years ago by selling 6 Major U.S. Ports to the Arabs.
Didn’t congress block those sales ? The UAE etc backed down and abandoned the idea.
yep the sale is still pending
U.S. President George W. Bush argued vigorously for the approval of the deal, claiming that the delay sends the wrong message to U.S. allies. Legislation was introduced to the United States Congress to delay the sale
Editorial support for the deal came from publications including the Financial Times, The Wall Street Journal, the Los Angeles Times, The Washington Post, The Economist and commentators including Tony Snow, Thomas Friedman, Rush Limbaugh, former president Jimmy Carter, John Warner, and Bill O’Reilly. In addition Senator John McCain stated he believed Americans “should trust the President on this issue.”
Obama opposed it.
Having looked this up, it appears that “the arabs” did buy the control of those ports, but have since sold it all off to AIG.
Bush didn’t own them of course. In fact, I did (well. about a billionth of them perhaps).
I’ll agree that its an interesting clash of the free market and political-national self interest.
“How much of Britain will Brown need to sell to balance the books?”
Brown is a Scot duh! He will sell England to the French as the Scots always wanted to, since at least the time of King Henry II. We were stupid enough to let the Scots take us over in 1997 and they have been shafting us ever since!
Idiot. The Scots took over at the Union of the Crowns in 1603. You invited us.
Twat!
Piss off you herion-addled, drink-soaked wife-beating scumbag.
Yes, we were twats indeed. Elizabeth should have had a damn good rogering to produce an English heir to the throne. James VII of Scotland, who was also James 1 produced Charles 1 who was so far up his own posterior (just like the current Scottish Mentalist) that it led to Civil War. I can see Civil War once more should twat Brown manage to retain his usurped crown!
No, Calais will become part of the UK. They already want to so that they can part ‘host’ the 2012 Olympics.
Who the fuck in their right mind would want Calais?
Hitler did. He wanted Dover too mind.
Hitler, in his right mind? Admittedly its a more reasonable thing to do than try to invade russia in winter.
It might be quite useful to own calais when the truckers or fishermen start (restart? continue?) their games.
Big mistake.
I’m not american either Mr. Troon.
All the land that is the port of Dover’s will essentially belong to a French local authority; also port land differs legally I think from ordinary real estate. The only reason I am not delving further is because I suspect it won’t happen before the Prime Mentalist is locked away somewhere with only his crayons for company.
Of course the port of Dover does have the right to have its own Police force; as I said it is not ordinary real estate. The Police would be handy for directing asylum seekers towards the nearest immigration lawyers and DWP office obviously.
Mad Gordo really should flog the Houses of Parliament to the French (with their occupants)
They would make quite good waiters I think…
I am a Dumb waiter isn’t it?
Waiters don’t come any dumber than me.
The whole of Scotland please
And the people…
They have become unbearable…
Fife. Good idea I understand the Red Army need a new artillery testing range
I spent six years in Fucking Fife. I’d say it looks like it’s been used as a nuclear testing range as it is. Awful bleak fucking place and the locals look to have Chernobyl-like rates of birth defects.
at least they voted Labour out of power in scotland before you soft southern bastards did
I think you’ll find most of Scotland is already owned by either Arabs or Russians. Whats left is owned by the Crown and the rest nobody wants.
‘Dover’? Don’t you mean ‘Douvres’?
So the song will have to be changed to,
There’ll be blue birds over,
The French cliffs of Douvres???
Fuck that!
Why can’t we buy something that’s French for a change? Oh I forgot, they won’t let us, even though it is entirely illegal for them to stop us.
……apart from the fact we’re skint that is.
I’m off anything French at the mo.
‘There’ll be Hors d’Oeuvres
The stained cliffs of Douvres,
Demain, just – just you wait and see.
There’ll be loeuve and laffteur
And no Hereafter,
Demain, for you – but not for me.’
and, naturellement,
‘…a Nightingale sang in Beauclerc Square.’
Napoleon’s dream…
” Conman, Gordon Brown MP, caught trying to sell London Bridge”
On the plus side, cheap wine, gorgeous women and good food will be finally be available at the end of the M20
I rather like it the way it is now, merrydown cider, cheap women and a mcdonalds.
Which end? Not fucking Sidcup, surely?
The north of France. Oh the mines, the chips, the dull grey skies, the faded dullness of ex-seaside resorts. Makes me feel quite at home really.
how the fuck would you know since you admitted you were American
You are a sad git. A sad, deluded, paranoid git. I don’t know who it is you think i am, but in a way its quite fun that someone else is irritating you, and I get the credit.
Despite the name I use, I don’t use other names. Thats surely proof of enough irony to suggest that I am not american.
sockpuppet #4 – Bush didn’t own them of course. In fact, I did (well. about a billionth of them perhaps).
so you’re a liar too
Ah I see. You are just a tit then.
You don’t know who owned the american ports then.
Troon. Rhymes with hoon.
it wasn’t the fucking UK taxpayer was it dipshit?
No, It wasn’t the US taxpayer, it wasn’t the UK taxpayer. It was a company. And no, I didn’t own the company. Its possible to have a piece of paper that says one owns a small part of a company. I had such a piece of paper, so I owned a small part of the company that was controlling bits of those ports.
Try looking it up Mr. Trunt.
The yanks bought New Orleans from the French, and Alaska from the Russians, to make the USA.
The great EU project means that we will buy the UK, from the UK, using UK money, extorted from the UK.
All the political undesirables will be shipped from mainland Europe to the UK open prison to live with the UK eurosceptics, who will pay for their own incarceration.
Have you never watched “Escape fron New York”? Or read the Aachen Memorandum?
It started in America!
And it is “global”
What the fuck is this cnut even doing in there?
I wondered how on earth such a dimwit as Devine could be chosen as a Labour Party Candidate in a safe seat. Then I learned how he used to be Robin Cook’s election agent and some big noise in the Unite union and all becomes clear – it was buggins turn, despite him being cerebrally challenged.
A thick Hunt doing an impression of a thick Hunt.
The’re all as thick as shite. It doesn’t matter.
What does matter is who they know. That’s their ticket to affluence.
And they chose effluence over affluence. Who would have guessed?
They’re all thick on that side of the house. Look at the runners to succeed Brown. Harriet Hymen, the postman, the lying Straw, Millipede – there is a real dearth of talent on the front bench.
Dont forget BLINKY.
I did not have sexual relations with that banana…
Please don’t bring Milibead into it Jim.
Will Devine burst into tear blub blub at the same time ?!
That’s is all they seem to know how to do now – apart from the usual buggery, thuggery and skulduggery…
…did you forget to mention ‘Humbuggery’?
Surely that fool cannot even be trusted to ask a question that someone has written for him?!?
Most of the planted questions asked by Labour nonentities are so badly delivered that Gordon would do better to read them out himself on their behalf, turn round once and touch the floor, then answer them as PM. At least it’d give him some time to think about the answer…
Dont’ forget the Nulabour Tribal Areas Nick…
They may be represented by nutters, thieves and blubberers but their votes count you know…
I wonder much Bonkerazapram Gordon will need this performance before PMQs.
Its a tough choice. Too much and he starts giggling and grinning inappropriately and starts turning to the Labour benches and making an aeroplane swoosh gesture over his head with his hand and laughing.
Too little and he starts crying.
What do you recommend please?
Yours, Peter Mandelson.
{registered carer for the Prime Minister}
Dear Peter,
25ml is the recommend dose but I gather he’s on 165ml already.
I suggest trying to cut him down to 100ml for the session with some Looni-somnul muscle suppressants for the shaking, and a strong sedative after the session, such as Insanaten Plus . Then a couple of mood stabilisers and sleeping pills.
Yours sincerely,
Dr Bill Quango M.D.
The Theodor Morell Clinic
Berkeley
CA 90210
How come it’s only me that gets the overdose?
In Elvis Presley (circa Vegas era) quantities and varieties, of course:
Dilaudid, Percodan, Placidyl, Dexedrine, Biphetamine, Tiunal, Desbutal, Escatrol, Amytal, Quaaludes, Carbrital, Seconal, Methadone, and Ritalin.
That little lot ought to get him straight in time for the election and other hectic times ahead.
The planted questions are so badly delivered because no-one can read King Mong’s handwriting.
Business as usual.
The four currently under prosecution are an establishment test to see how few politicians can be charged with theft to assuage the public wish for revenge.
Ten times that number would be a start, one hundred times would be better.
All the tears in the world will not wash the stench of corruption from the current Westminster inhabitants.
The democratic process needs a radical cleansing and overhaul,but that kind of exposure is hardly likely to happen,corruption and greed being the glue that bonds politics and parliament.
Corruption and greed would be just about tolerable if they were in any way competent.
Nobody would give a shit if these fuckers had their hand in the till for a few quid if we were running budget surpluses while the rest of the world was selling off the family silver dirt cheap just to make the nurses payroll.
We’d all be laughing like drains and filling our boots.
The tragedy is that their conniving and manouvering is only being used to rob us blind. They are incapable of applying the same low cunning with which they so thoroughly scrounge from us to sticking the boot in on our international competitors. Instead they post off tens of billions to wankers in Brussels and kleptomaniacs in Africa and bank*rupt the entire UK with their idiot policies.
The radical cleansing will come at the election. Many of the current MPs will not be standing again for election.
Those who are standing (e.g. Jacqui Smith or Hazel Blears ) and were economical with the truth on their expenses will answer to the electorate; it will be up to the voters to give them a good kicking. If any survive as MPs you can only blame the electorate who will have missed their opportunity.
Who are all these blubbering Zanu Labour people ?
I would have had them locked up a long time ago…
No
You would have thrown them to the lions…
Stupid is a stupid does.
Questions to the Prime Mentalist.
Jim: Does the PM think that if the MP for SHunthorpe, is alleged to have dishonestly claimed a total of £30,428 more than he was entitled to in second home expenses, then surely Jacqui Smith should be charged with dishonestly claiming monies?
Still further just why did John Lyon come to the conclusion that there was “not sufficient evidence for an inquiry” in her case?
Also is it a case of a handy parliamentary privilege ruling for her and not for the rest of us?
Move along now people, nothing to see here…
I don’t know where SHoonhorpe is, but it sounds like a nice place. Scu.nthorpe is a shithole.
Oi. some of us were born there, you know!
But you are right, it is a shitehole
Scumthorpe
Better than Newquay, then: that’s Skimthorpe!
They’re so mean there, the skinflints, no Cornishman can survive. Mind you, St. Ives idn’ no better – an’ don’t bet me started on places like Flushing, Rock…
Fuck all this excuses shit.
They are all thieves and need to go to jail.
I want all those MPs under criminal charges to stand up and ask a question to the Prime Mentalist please…
You could not make it up……..
Yes
Bring back Gorbals Mick…
All is forgiven…
Jim Devine- Union
Wikapedia profile. Union Man – Psychiatric Nurse – does that say it all??
He was educated in Bathgate.
Devine served as election agent to Livingston Constituency Labour Party and to the former MP Robin Cook from the 1983 general election until Cook’s death in 2005. He was the Chairman of the Scottish Labour Party 1994-5.
Prior to his election, Devine worked as Head of Health in the Scottish branch of the public sector union UNISON, before which he was a psychiatric nurse, having trained and worked at Bangour Village Hospital in Dechmont.
Has he got the IQ for nursing. I’m sure he was a patient
A big ignorant c*nt like Devine will have been in ‘psychiatric’ nursing to deal with the big, violent types. And not because he is in any way qualified. Unless ‘years served’ counted as ‘qualified’ which – if I remember – my mum told me that is precisely what happened back in the 1970′s or 1980′s.
Ie because there was a shortage of qualified nurses they simply gave those who’d been full-time auxilliaries for x years RGN status.
Can you imagine that buffoon passing any formal exam?
As an ex-psychiatric nurse I was shocked to learn that he apparently was a fellow professional. I suspect you are right jgm2 when you say he got promoted through years of service. There were a few where I worked but they were awarded the SEN grade rather than RMN.
Even more shocking however was the realisation that he is only 56 years old! The passage of time has not been kind to him – he looks ancient.
IQ means Idiot Quotient, and Gordon Brown is top of the fucking class.
yet you can’t even think of an original name so vaunted an intellect are we dealing with
still think Bush was bang on the about Iraq do you poodle?
you’re a complete submental fartlicker
212 “bang on the about Iraq do you poodle”. I am still trying to parse these words. I realise that punctuation is not one of this poster’s strongest suits, but… Does he mean, “Bang on!…”, or does he mean, “Bank! On the about Iraq…”? Perhaps the last words are a Direct Question, “Do you poodle?” (‘Only if I’ve had too much Syrup of Figs.’ or, perhaps, SLAP, ‘How dare you Sir! You dirty, demeaning beast!’).
I give up, or, as the French say, ‘Non: je recule pour mieux sauter’
desperate anal weaseling from another Dubya fuckwit
when you’ve finished picking the peanuts out of your own shit perhaps owning up to and asking forgiveness for supporting a NeoCon morons Iraq catastrophe would be a more fruitful way of spending your time
or you could blub about begin picked on for your idiot views on Iraq like the warcriminal Alistair Campbell did
that went down well here
We have no idea who’s a patient and who works here, but we do know Jim Devine is in charge of the asylum – Juicy Fruit anyone?
He obviously caught some contagious mental disease…
And has passed it on Zanu Gordon and the others…
Bet he was one of a pair of muscular ‘attendants’ who guided the confused/uncooperative inmates to their cells! I simply can’t envisage him storing (let alone retrieving) medical knowledge in his head.
The only thing Devine will be saying is: “Please, please, please don’t lock me up in the cell with Bubba again. He wants to play mummies and daddies again and I thought it would be best to play daddy, but he just said to me: ok, well you can start by sucking mummy’s c***”
Brilliant
Where is the Chillcott enquiry? Honest Jack having to explain his previous testimony, where is it?
35 Great Smith Street,
London SW1P 3BG
http://www.iraqinquiry.org.uk/
Jack Straw deceived the Chilcot enquiry last week when he claimed that he had urged caution before invading Iraq. The testimony of other witnesses shows clearly that Straw was one of the one’s pushing hardest for war and had used his weight to put pressure on waverers.
It’s hardly surprising that Lord Goldsteinberg and Jack straw, after much deliberation, thought it right and proper to use British soldiers to invade an enemy of Israel is it?
oh here we fucking go
it’s like someone wound up the pub bore or the mentalist shouting at the lamposts in the street
we back to the Jewhunting already Old Holbonkers?
give it a fucking rest
Jack Straw made a large appeal to authority as a barrister in the run-up to the Iraq invasion. He claimed that he understood the law and that 1441 and the previous UN resolutions gave all the legal cover required for the invasion.
Problem is, he is NOT an expert in international law and all the lawyers that the government hired said that invading without a second resolution to specifically authorise force would be illegal.
Ah. So THIS is the real reason why Brown is guzzling down at least nine bananas every day
http://www.ehow.com/how_2190733_relieve-depression-bananas.html
“How to Relieve Depression With Bananas”
He must be proper poorly, poor chap!
HOW CAN HE ASK A QUESTION WHEN AS OF THIS MORNING ALL THREE HAVE BEEN SUSPENDED FROM THE PARTY ?
Sorry about the capitols cap lock was on !
Once a member of the Scottish Labour Party
Always a member of the Scottish Labour Party
They took over from Al Capone years ago…
Yep. Scottish Labour makes the Chicago Democrats’ organisation look clean
Isn’t it about bloody time we got rid of this wretched Freedom of Information act?
The what act?
Isn’t to do with public officials being honest or something?
First on the order…what a privilege, eh?
We can see who is the party of privilege these days, it’s Labour. Their sneaky MPs rely on privilege as their defence and it takes a set-piece speech from Cameron to make Labour act and supspend the crooked trio.
Commander Ali Dezia (desai) …. found guilty of perverting the course of justice, misconduct in a public office, the most senior muslim officer bites the dust!!!
Mouthpiece of the black police association…..is a criminal !! well no surprise there for some of us…………
That’s weally weally wacist
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7904246.stm
yeah, it’s ‘cos I is white??
At last a jury see’s it how it is
How will they select the jury ? six labour six conservatives ?
people who haven’t heard anything about it ?
any member of the public can’t have an impartial view
of three twats that ripped them off
as it’s not just these three everybody in this land knows it’s 390 and more that likely the rest of the 647 only just scraped through
Aah, the joys of multi-culturalism. Don’t you feel enriched already?!
Yes, I just love the way that Labour has turned Britain into a crime infested, third-world shit-hole in the space of just thirteen awful years.
Crime has in fact gone down.
Is that the truth??
Utter bollocks.
Reported crime has gone down, actual crime has risen, just ask any of your neighbours…
Keep drinking the Kool-aid LieBore turds.
I just don’t recognize my own country anymore. What the hell has been going on at the Met over the past decade? Blair and now Dizaei.
But there was a great muslim girl on Alan Titchmarsh this afternoon — “You don’t represent me, you only represent about a 100 or so nutters…If you want to live in a country like that why don’t you bugger off and live there.” Quite.
Promote him to Head of Security of ZanuLabour…
Just our kind of man…
Is he still the head of the Black Police Officers Association?
Is he black???
When it suits him to be!
Dusky I’d say.
Do I shite in the woods?
His victim was black.
For the definitive analysis of this whole matter, we need Fawlty Towers’ Major…
[cue: Ballard Berkeley]
Thank God that finally Dizaei has been convicted. The Grauniad’s top para says
“Today’s guilty verdict will do little to quell suspicions among black and Asian police officers that Ali Dizaei has been the subject of a racist witch hunt.”
I always (blissfully?) thought that senior officials, in the Police and elsewhere, were supposed to conduct themselves so as to be above suspicion. Disaei was watched by MI5, who thought he was an Iranian spy.
“Informed sources said MI5 had based its warning on Dizaei’s association with people from the Iranian embassy and Iranian nationals, his visits to the embassy, and an intercept by the eavesdropping station at GCHQ.”
Apparently Dizaei went out to dinner in his finest Police uniform, and sought to receive free meals in restaurants.
Finally he’s been nabbed for framing someone up. IMO he should have been dismissed for failing to maintain standards of personal conduct, quite apart from the MI5 allegation. I can’t think of any place that I’ve ever worked (in the private sector) that would continue to employ such a compromised individual.
Just like Dr. Wakefield whose little MMR efforts went tits up last week at the GMC, Private Eye have been cheer-leading for Desai for years. Will be interesting to see their take on him now.
uggg that little fuckingt blowfish Hislop
Welcome to the multi-culti lunatic assylum called Great Britain……
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1249335/Bus-delayed-Muslim-driver-pulls-pray-aisle.html
Will be on the ‘bus to Frankland soon, no doubt to the wing that houses many many of his pals !!
The disgraced most senior policeman, that is ! as said, about flocking time!!
At first I thought you meant Jimbob, but it will do for him as well.
Sore bottoms all round………!!
Jimbob?? no way, more likely a rim job on his first night in the clink!!
In answer to a number of queries about this weeks PMQ’s I can confirm that several boxes of Kleenex tissues will be made available in the event that any MP has to wipe away the tears.
As a first, the tune to herald PMQ’s will be Dave Berry “The crying game”
Good Afternoon
The tearful antics of Campbell and Brown is going down very badly with the public and a huge backlash is building up against this pathetic, and sleazy attempt at electioneering.
Brown has cocked up big style this time.
Brown’s televised interview with Morgan has been cancelled for “technical reasons”.
I suspect all the bad publicity has had something to do with it.
Everything Brown touches turns to shit.
Shits good for bananas
Yeah, he supports the Black Police Association, whatever they are!! therefore by association Ex-Commader Ali Dezai !!
Another one bites the dust !!
No. It would have reduced viewing figures by 100% It will be aired at 0400 hours on ITV 4…..on Christmans Day.
Can’t find anything on the www to confirm this yet.
And onions for those who want to boo hoo
“We know all there is to know about the Crying Game”
“I can confirm that several boxes of Kleenex tissues will be made available” .. and for any Tories suffering involuntary ejaculation on glimpsing Harperson’s knickers.
OT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/mid/8503542.stm
LibDem Welsh twat gets twatted and twats medic.
Somewhere between thirs*y Charles Kennedy and the Labour arsonist Lord Watson on the behaviour scale.
They say the perfect wife should be a lady in public, a whore in the bedroom, and a genius in the kitchen.
Unfortunately, my wife is like Katie Price in public, Susan Boyle in the bedroom, and Stephen Hawking in the kitchen
At least she’s not a fat-arsed, tree-trunked legged, two-faced, publicity-seeking, public relations ‘beard’ like Sarah Brown.
Pass me the onion. I’m on next.
Don’t stuff it up yer arse this time!
Ignore them Gordon, either way it’ll make your eyes water.
Does it take a digital eye to cry
Boo hoo hoo. I’ll never use my family for personal gain.
Unless of course, it fools the morons of Britain into voting for me.
Headline from The Independent
Cameron: we need to get a grip
Why doesn’t the Permanent Leader of the Opposition try a hardware shop ??
Theres one on ebay
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Men-Vintage-Leather-Grip-Briefcase-Messenger-Laptop-Bag_W0QQitemZ280460240885QQcmdZViewItemQQptZMen_s_Accessories_UK?hash=item414cbba7f5
I told Gordon to get a grip, and now he won’t let go.
He’s got a grip on my banana right now.
AH, so that’s why the rubberband banana plan putsch failed.
A sink plunger up the bum is the perfect…. Oh, wrong website again. Oooops.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/7187114/MPs-expenses-David-Cameron-could-jeopardise-trials-warns-Harriet-Harman.html
Harperson blames Dave……….. any good muslims out there who can proclaim a fatwa on the biatch !!
We look after our own and they will get off – scot free.
Scot free….if only.
Considering she has been such an enthusiastic member of a Government that has been so active in removing the resumption of innocence in law, she’s got a fucking nerve making comments like that.
Don’t know what Harman’s bleating about; if the trials fall flat she can merely invoke the court of public opinion to which she has previously attached so much importance.
Guido is fibbing. Here is the list.
Peter Andre: Prime Minister, don’t let Katie take my ugly sprogs away from me. Boohoo
Gordon Brown: No I won’t Peter, I know what it is like to lose a child. Sobs
Anyone ever seen the film the Crying game?
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It seems you were spot on about Tim Yeo Guido.
Biased BBC has an interesting link about the BBC sycophantic interview with him and his EU Carbon emission cap-and-trade scam. Currently “plagued by massive fraud and … under the control of organized crime” according to Europol.
Bogus trading at the EU’s Emission Trading Scheme (ETS) has exceeded €5 billion over the past 18 months alone. Europol estimate up to 90 percent of the entire market volume in carbon trading is fraudulent.
http://biased-bbc.blogspot.com/2010/02/yeo-know-when-youre-being-conned.html
Dave needs to get to work on this prize prick.
Shimon: Hello Gordon, do you have any sob stories you want to share with the voters before you perform your next number?
Gordon Brown: Aye Shimon. I have one dodgy eye that weeps buckets. So Shimon and Peers tonight I am going to perform Cry me a river.
Shimon: It’s bound to be a vote pleaser take it away Gordon.
re woosies who are concerned about Camerons alledged personal attack , if you do not yet realise just what the ruin has done the country , change your line of work and open a lentil and salad bar in cuba. The ruin keeps telling everyone he is the right man , is he ?.
CW often ponders what on Will Selfs mind these days having seen 3 political changes , couldnt do any worse than Andrew Marrs modern history of Britain , his fusion brain will no doubt come up with some far reaching views one day .
Hat tip to Andrew Neil : when interviewing scientist , who recieves money from talking in a certain way whilst concerened that viewers will not be able to cope with info and basis of climate change the idea that mistakes have been made at the very highest eschelons of scientific out put , is disturbing .
Whilst much of the last 10 years has been about proof and then making everyone believe the headline grabbers and then making self fullfilling documentarys and goverment funding slipping into place , get him to say why he thinks the link betwen CO2 and climate change is without doubt the truth .
Also you may wonder why they have never mentioned the cheap dispoasable toxic products ecnomics or for that matter the energy wasted playing video games . Making everyone feel guilty for spurious reasons whilst allowing socialist toxic ecnomics is the crime
Why not a simple Act of Impeachment – once removed from public office (and the perks and pensions) he can then be tried at leisure without any question of parlaimentary privilege.
Or is that too simple – or to too much of a precedent.
Why are Cameron/Clegg faffing around with calls for new offences instead of using tried and tested means.
Or is this all a plot to circumscribe parliamentary privilege with new legislation to ensure that the Con-Lib alliance can better prevent leaks, scrutiny and other more serious offences.
Then lets do some of Quango-heads and SPADs for misprision in public office.
Misfeasance in public office!
http://www.parliament.uk/commons/lib/research/briefings/snpc-04909.pdf
Nail them up!
That sound bastion of common sense that is the Daily Mash have hit the nail on the head once again.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/dimwitted-mediocrities-%27not-above-the-law%27-201002082450/