Even the Iraqis are Laughing at Labour
Sex-text pest and FCO Minister Ivan Lewis has been slapped down by Iraq’s Ahrar Party leader Ayad Jamal Aldin after wading into Baghdad politics. In a move straight out of the New Labour playbook, Lewis used a piece in the Arab newspaper The Daily Star to urge Iraqi voters to judge their politicians on “better public services, fixed roads and transport systems and providing new jobs”, while ignoring the rank corruption that is crippling the country. Sound familiar?
Fearless transparency campaigner Aldin, who has survived six assassination attempts, hit back hard though:
“Ivan Lewis MP misses the point with the Iraqi people’s political dissatisfaction. Corruption within the government must be the major issue on which the forthcoming election is fought. It is the corruption that prevents these services from being implemented as the money to fund them is siphoned off by Maliki’s government ministers. We will not stand for this anymore and promise tackle corruption head on so that all Iraqis can benefit from a fair and transparent administration which will benefit all the people of Iraq.”
Guido’s man in the Green Zone got in touch to put the boot in “It’s no surprise a UK Labour politician wants to ignore corruption, their spin won’t work here.” It’s a new low when even Iraqis are lecturing Labour about corruption.
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2010/01/little-known-facts.html
Only Israel has more Jewish Poiliticians than the UK
Poor bloody Israel.
Sorry O/T but Is this legal ???
Whats the betting that the TUC will make some significant contributions to the Labour paries election war chest shortly. This appears to look like money laundering
“The Government is giving the Trades Union Congress millions of pounds from its foreign aid budget to pay for the education of British trade unionists and to support advocacy work in Britain.”
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6982999.ece
So we give it to you, then you give it us back. Lovely jubbly.
Bit like STD’s ?
nah
Labour government gives Unions public money then the Unions give the money to the Labour party. It’s called ‘money laundering’.
It’s usually the province of organised crime, terrorist organisations or corrupt third-world juntas.
Perm any two from three.
Funny you should mention that….
Julian Harris, Research Fellow at IPN and co-author of “A Closer Union: The Political Abuse of Foreign Aid”, said, “This would appear to be a grotesque abuse of taxpayer funds. Not only is the money not going towards promoting economic development in poor countries – it is going to a group whose members have close political and financial ties to the Labour Party.”
Lucky we’ve got a shit hot Foreign Secretary , to prevent this sort of abuse happening!!!
Where’s that caped crusader when you really need him.
I reported it to the Serious Fraud Office two days ago
http://www.sfo.gov.uk/contact-us.aspx
Good Man. Would love to see the audit trail on all those funds in and then out.
Labour in NZ did exactly the same trick. But were limited in donation amounts inbound.
Think these Bastards share Scamming Methods. Be a Nigerian TUC helping them out next.
Chuckle Brothers funding.
To me, to you, to me!
Hmmmm. Magnificent you say?
I suppose these things are relative. Compared to Jack McConnells mis-rule I have shit more magnificent governments.
Labours got debt, so the TUC gives them money, as it stands it only goes to pay off what they already owe. Labours is going to have to go chapter 11, bankrupt in real terms, they need more funding that the TUC and any other union can provide.
Isn’t Chapter 11 a US federal government law? So is this the Labor party you are on about?
I know McConnell was Labour. I remember the purple-faced arsehole silencing all debate about squandering money with a typical Lbaour ‘I make no apologies for ‘investing’ 2 billion more pounds in the NHS..’
Just like the arseholes we have destroying the entire UK. No thought at all for what their money is buying. Never mind the product – look at the price. It’s like having a government run by a gaggle of football WAGs – ooooh, I spent 400 pounds on my Gucci handback. Oooooh, well I spend 1200 pounds on my Armani handbag and then in chips McConnell or Brown – well I spent 3000 quid on a mink Jimmy Choo handbag. It’s an investment!!!
We will ring-fence foreign aid. So we can use it as an election slush-fund.
FFS.
Always thought that was an odd priority. I suppose that once the money is transferred into a numbered Swiss account, it doesn’t make much odds how it’s spent.
Do they have such a thing as an account in joint names:
R MUGABE & JG BROWN, for instance?
PHOTO!
Gordon on Hampstead Heath, cottaging
http://www.tomharris.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/GB2.jpg
Gordon Brown’s lawyer, Karen Todner, said she was ”delighted” by the decision. A hearing is likely to take place in April or May with a judge to rule on whether the Home Secretary was right to decide that sending him to the US for trial would not breach his human rights.
But she warned that Gordon, who suffers from a form of autism known as Asperger’s Syndrome, was in a ”very poor mental state” because of stress.
Good one OH. Why is he licking his lips, and why has he got his flies undone?
Really, even the states?
Yup
Is this a bad thing?
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1129102.html
he he he… the familiar waft of paranoia
Having a Central European ancestry (Joos) on my Fathers side and Irish on my Mothers, I consider myself to be a real hybrid. A Mongrel in the Mongrel nation.
I admire the Jewish faith in many ways, however given a lot of power and influence, British Jewery can be very clannish and enabling to each other. BBC was a typical example of their ability to give each other a leg up the ladder.
Israel is in a bad situation Geographically, and I abhor the constant baiting and killing of its citizens by its Neighbours. However it is fair to say that their reacion are ofter disproportionate. Understandable, but still disproportionate.
Is there an updated list of Jewish Members of Parliament that isn’t on Wiki?
Representation, and by extension, representative government. The answer I have never had from any positive discriminator in favour of bolstering minorities is to the question: and what do you propose to do about over-represented minorities?
Old Holborn…
There are lots of things wrong with our parliament, parliamentarians, ministers, PM, and the as yet to be resolved problem of the monarch’s voluntary abdication of power that has let the executive assume the role of monarch in all but name… but it’s not about their religion.
Blair was a Catholic (or whatever), and he couldn’t follow Bush fast enough into America’s wars of retribution. Cameron is C of E, and he would have gone in sooner than Blair. And Brown is Presbytarian, and carries the tradition on.
“Christian” to a man, but so what? Christian or not, religious or not, sun-worshipper or not, their top priorities are furthering their own personal power, flattering their vanity by vainly struggling for even a paragraph in the history books, and maybe, just maybe, winning the popularity of the public.
Politics is simply a rotten profession, the scum rises to the top, and it doesn’t discriminate between which fictitious paternal superbeing they lie about believeing in. As long as the public tolerate it, so it will continue.
Your point being?
No one has mentioned it at the Iraq Inquiry.
Isreak an apartheid state? OH you are a clown sometimes.
Soz Isreal.
Comment under moderation FFS!?!?!
Hate to say it old boy but you’re on a loser there, you just be called an anti semite and a holcaust denier and you’re fucked. Please don’t challenge the banks either looke what happened to Abe, and JFK.
If I was used to backing winners, would I really post on Guidos site?
With most of London becoming Muslim, don’t blame the bastards for hiring protection for themselves. A big chunk of the Labour party is Jewish also.
And next it’ll be Karzai lecturing Labour – only I think they don’t need any additional tips on how to rip off the electorate and rig elections.
I have been giving Mr Brown economics lessons for many years
I wonder if he is giving them tips on how to send dirty texts?
Why would you like some, pervert?
Why, have you got some?
Could we get this c.unt Lewis to travel to Iraq to deliver his message in person? I’m sure he would be terribly well received!
Was this not the same Liebour dungheap that claimed he was “sick to his stomach” when the Chinese recently and quite properly, lopped the head off of a scummy Mozzie drug smuggler (with very tenous British links)?
Explains it all. Crawl back into your cave Liebour scum. You criminals have a debt mountain to surmount and pay back, forget about other people’s affairs, foreign or otherwise.
Mr Aldin obviously isn’t aware of how the current British govt operate. Brown, Kharzi & Mugabe – 3 of a kind.
You lot won’t be happy until see Gordon hung up to dry for a whole range of things will you?
Bastards, you don’t deserve such as he
‘You lot won’t be happy until see Gordon hung up to dry for a whole range of things will you?’
So the penny has finally dropped.
Worst PM ever.
If Von Braun was pulling the strings, then yes he would be. I think you may find though, that Von Braun is “only obeying orders” in reality.
You just have to be shitting me ROLFLMFAO
No we want him hung drawn quarted, salt thrown in the wounds (if there is any left) and then evasculated with a blunt soup spoon.
You are though quite right we and the entire country did not deserve a person such as he
What a tosser you are.
Now fuck off twat.
What would you use to disembowel him then? A chainsaw?
Such language from one so young?
Can i fart in his face when you have finished with him?
You forgot to mention that he should also be shot, buried, dug up and shot again just to be sure, then dance on his grave whilst pissing into his best hat.
‘..while pissing into his best hat…’ Ahhahahahahah.
Thank fuck I’m not in an office or a library. Laughing like a drain.
Thanks for that.
You mean you are not writing from a library computer to stay out of the cold?
You surprise me.
The ones in the Job centre plus are free and have no adult filters but the coffee is crap
Why, JJ, should he be?
What a very New Labour thing to say.
This exhumation should take place on an annual basis (just to continue to be sure). The public may wish to freshen or replace any grave ordure they have contributed at this time. A couple of the current cabinet may also wish to apply for day-release – so that they may couple in an unholy fashion with the hopefully corrupting remains.
I thought Tower bridge had spikes for putting on show traitor’s heads, something for the Japanese tourists to photograph.
Jimmy,
Do you have some sort of strange ‘love’ for Gordon?
I’ve got to admit Jimmy, the “you don’t deserve such as he” line, cracked me up.
Although the “you don’t deserve such as he” line is very true Jimmy. I would suggest that even Zimbabwe doesn’t deserve Gordon.
Well Jimmy since you are so loyal to Labour exactly who do you blame for Brown bottling the snap election back when he would have won? It was his decision to make.
And if Blair lied about when he had promised to step down Brown should have had the bottle to go public and resolve the entire Blair Brown question forever years ago
Instead he let it fester into a split that crippled his entire Party and left it far too late to repair the damage done by his own counterbriefings and claque
You can try to blame Cameron all you like but Brown is the author of his own misfortune
He was in charge of regulating the City and failed
He let the finances get out of control with stupid PFI and PPP deals that cost the country a kings ransom but didn’t appear on the books to spoil his Budget statements
He was the one who thought Afghanistan could be left on auto-pilot and everything would somehow magicaly be okay
Were I a Labour voter I might think Hoon and Hewitt were top class fuckwits along with the other Blairites but I wouldn’t be blind enough to think Brown hadn’t done most of the damage to himself
If Brown’s damage was limited to Brown and the Labour Party then none but Labour party activists would give a shit. The problem is that Brown’s idiocy is not limited to himself or the Labour Party.
We are all going to be spending the next two decades paying for him and his parties gross negligence and criminal incompetence. I will almost be of pension age before we have any realistic chance of recovering from the epic clusterfuck bequeathed by these jackasses.
No. I’m not fucking happy about it.
Not only did the paranoid delusional coward bottle calling an election that he was sure to win, but he also bare faced lied about it when he announced that it was not going ahead.
They had a full list of things ready and in motion.
1. The massive overdraft from the Coop bank
2. the bill boards booked
3. the “personalised letters” in a warehouse were all ready to be posted that very next day
4. the union funds had been allocated
5. the back-room staff were working 14 hour days
6. the fleet of limos to take Ministers around the country were circling ready As Brown was talking to Andrew Marr
7. the battlebus was being prepped
8 the policies for the manifesto…..ah. er……
Well they had EVERYTHING ready to go EXCEPT that they had forgot to work on any new policies for the manifesto.
What new level of fuckmuppetry is this that we now, 2 more years on, STILL have Brown devoid of new policies???
The man was lying his ass off and by not stopping the election sooner, wasted 1.5 million pounds from a party whose accounts were already mired in a deficit.
No wonder the country is financially fucked!
1.5 million quid? Pah. That’s nothing. They’ll just raid the Foreign Aid budget – bung a few million to the Unions and collect a similar sized (minus deduction for ‘handling’) cheque straight back through the revolving door.
Because it’s the right thing to do.
They’ll do it too. They have no choice. They’ve got no money and nobody will lend them any. All their lawyers and accountants will be working on it right now. What is the best way to tie this down well away from FOI requests and get it legally as ‘plausibly deniable’ as possible. No e-mails. No memos. Nothing written down.
Just like the cash for honours gig.
You know it. I know it. They know it and they know that we know it. And yet they’re going to do it anyway – because they’re fucked. They have no choice. It’s a gamble they have to take.
“fuckmuppetry” Hahahahahahaha
Utterly brilliant!
You bastard I just sprayed half the airport lounge.
It would be better all round if New Lab just give it up as a bad job now. Only free loading Glass backs and the Gormless support them any body with half a brain will see that for the last 13 years they have been totally out off their depth.
“You don’t deserve such as he.”
Bloody right we don’t.
Even Satan and all his legions don’t deserve Brown.
he’s his boss
I sold my soul to Gordon – he paid in gold.
LARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Bastards, you don’t deserve such as he”
Dead right Jimmy!. No one repeat no one deserves such as he, not even his own mother, the poor deluded dame.
It’s his kids I feel sorry for. What a legacy to give them. Jebus, they are going to be tormented in the school playground.
Never will a ginge, or a speccy 4 eyes, have recieved such verbal abuse, as those kids will get.
I really do feel very sorry for them.
It’s his kids I feel sorry for. They will be absolutely tormented in the school playground.
Never will a ginge, or a speccy 4-eyes have been the victim of such rages of verbal abuse as those poor kids will get.
As if it won’t be bad enough that they have to live with the failure of a human being, they also have to bear the brunt of his failure at school too.
It’s a shame because they didn’t ask for ‘that’ to be their father but they sadly, will have a lifetime of putting up with the odious creep.
Jimmy, is that a serious observation or are you simply attempting to be mischievous ?
I wonder if Camoron’s ‘cock is bigger than Gordon’s?
Just wonder because I keep hearing people say what a big prick Camoron is.
We have a Gordo (Closet you know what)
Cam the Man (Tried it with the kids at school)
Clegg the Legg (Where should it go?)
This country is screwed big time..
Long and short of it, before the bomb with 2012 being held in cardboard boxes because we thought it was Green and cool, we will be in the Euro and begging for forgiveness from them because Euroland is the best. Cameron will take us there…
Think about it, the number 1 reason always given for the Euro was easy to travel and no need to exchange, with the big show here, we will have to start accepting the euro and thats the first step.
Cameron, closet euro lover mark my words…
Is it possible that Gordon Brown actually really fancies DMC?
Easy to spot zanu liebore trolls on here – they take their freudianism seriously.
Just a comment re PMQ’s.
Did anyone notice a new term (as with similar ones like “hard working families”) that Brown started to use today?
“50,000 families who live in such chaos that they need help”
He must be referring to the spongers who live in very well planned “chaos” – claiming to the max,doing nothing during the day and watching Sky,smoking and drinking their lives in total “chaos”.
Hang in there,not long before the unelected excrement is forced out.
I just keep the vision in my mind of Brown being driven out of Downing St on the Friday after the night before.
I too have that vision, sadly, it was in hope to see it happen in 2001 and 2005, let’s hope we get to see it this time, live from the ‘Skycopter’, can’t wait for the coverage.
14, maybe he means the people he fucked over with his Working Tac Credits? I know four families who got Working Tax Credits. They ALL ended up having to repay not only the money they got in Working Tax Credits but MORE. besides! How could they have had to pay more money than they received in credits? Oh. It was an idea created in the febrile mid of Gordon Brown. ‘nuf said..
mind, sorry.
That’s not one of our Government Ministers, is it? Does his Mum know he’s out on his own?
Let’s hope he’s playing with the traffic.
I hope Harriet Harman doesn’t drive over him twice. She pisses herself laughing every time she does that to small kids.
(Obviously I don’t have a shred of evidence to prove that claim. It rings true in my mind though.)
Damned plebs, you’re not supposed to know about that. Mind you, I’ll admit that it’s a bit of a pain having to extract bits of pedestrian from my radiator grille – think I might borrow Gorgon’s pressure washer and give the thing a good blast…
Can Ayad Jamal Aldin be encouraged to do a Guest Post on order-order.com?
I realise somebody who takes their religion quite seriously might be put off by the comments here. Surely though Ayad wasn’t entirely pleasant about George Galloway’s mate Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti.
I’m his older Trotskyite brother. After my University days I went to work for Stalin Ural Tank Factory No. 183 at Nizhny Tagil. It was a happy time, but nothing can last forever; eventually one was lucky enough to be given a promotion to Gordon Brown’s Downing St policy team.
Well if the judgment of New Labour’s performance is is based on “better public services, fixed roads and transport systems and providing new jobs” that means New Labour are like totally fucked.
I’m not of the green faith but I cycle along Londons roads (cos it’s quicker than pubic transport). Fixed Roads? They’re ‘avin a giraffe.
Governments do not create jobs. The give away money, then when they have no money, your job is gone.
Government can create nothing, other than the parasitical abuse of others.
Sigh.
Ivan Lewis Junior Minister FCO – don’t know about his sex text pest background but with this government it’s on par for the course-
but first the illustrious Ivan waded into Iran over their democracy issues and got a kicking from Iranian leaders who asked how the british labour government could lecture anyone on democracy –
then he tried to intervene in China over that execution and got another kicking from the Chinese government who clearly held gordon’s government in very low esteem
now this from Iran
when are labour going to get the message that they aren’t just widely despised in Britain – the whole world regards them with derision.
Sigh.
Ivan Lewis Junior Minister FCO – don’t know about his sex text pest background but with this government it’s on par for the course-
but first the illustrious Ivan waded into Iran over their democracy issues and got a kicking from Iranian leaders who asked how the british labour government could lecture anyone on democracy –
then he tried to intervene in China and got another kicking from the Chinese government who clearly hold gordon’s government in very low esteem
now this from Iran
when are labour going to get the message that they aren’t just widely despised in Britain – the whole world regards them with derision.
And who can forget the Russian Foreign Minister giving Milliband a bleeding ear?
‘Who the fuck are yoiu to lecture me….’
Hahahahaha. Jumped up arsehole.
For sure, but neither can I forget Dave Cameraman’s dash to Georgia post 080808 even as the hoons at Brown’s Bumboys and Cokeheads were continuing to peddle the line that it all started in Russia, even when this was past seriously belief by anyone other than a moron.
He probably said: “I’ll have you know my dad was a Communist and… ah! Sorry! Sorry! Wrong century. I’ll get me coat.”
Having lost the plot at home what do they do next but try and interfere in someone elses business. But that is very New Labour. Everybodies business is their business because as NuLab will tell you – They know best and the sooner everyone else works that out the sooner everyone will learn that Gordon Brown is really a nice man that is interested in the welfare of everyone and not his own political survival at the cost of everything else. Before you know it you will have NuLab blaming everyone else for the state of the economy…..hang on……
What next? Will Gordon say he has saved the banks?
Will he say he has saved the world?
They will be holding pointless summits in London…….doh!!
it’s the whole ‘getting on with the job’ narrative.
Hah! We may have completely fucked up the UK’s economy but we will not rest there. We are getting on with the job of fucking up absolutely everything. Our idiocy will know no limits. Our imbecility will not be constrained by time or space. Right now I have Milliband fucking up overseas somewhere. And I’m personally ‘getting on with the job’ of not only fucking up the UK today but for tomorrow and not just for this generation but the next generation too.
Vote Labour.
Because if you don’t you won’t ever see just how incompetent we can be with a full five year mandate. And you’d just love to see that. I mean those of you who survived the famine and anarchy would have tears of laughter rolling down your faces if you could just see the unbridled idiocy we could get up to with another five years in office.
Welcome to Jockonomics as practised by Jockommunists!
Leading the country forward…..to the dark ages….sorry years of social growth and inclusion. We will all be poor and needy or Gordon’s way!!
United Condom has gone into Reverse Evolution!
We had 4 months of snow here in B Ardennes last year. -17c was regular.
People got to work, schools stayed open.
We had the first serious snow here today and the street that I live on, which leads into 1000s of hectares of forest, has already been snow ploughed and gritted.
Here they pay the farmers to keep the roads open until the gritter can get there!
What foxes me is the notion that 6 days supply of salt grit is exactly the right amount. Especially after last Winters snow and ice conditions.
The Council compounds have been there for yonks. The Grit storage sheds have been there for yonks. What is wrong with having full stores of Ice Grit at all times, replenishing during the Summer after all the adverse weather is definitely out of the way.
Micro managed cock up, in a pathetic attempt to save some money, with the net result being a £10 Billion per day cash crisis as the wheels of the nation judder to a halt. FOI request for someone to ask how many days supply are actually able to be stored at any one time? My Guess. Informed is 42 days.
Any such summits would indeed be pointless. No-one would be able to get there because of all the snow and ice resulting from Brown’s global warming.
Not quite as damning as when the Zimbabwean Finance Minister congratulated Brown for following their approach to budget deficits. ie print more money.
GB “It is not printing more money, it is sound choices made soundly at the right time for the benefit of us all not just today but the future too. It is all about the golden rules and the cycle of the economy that I predicted and have managed. We all know the the deficit and largest debt since the second world war is the fault of the Tory policies of the eighties and their policies of giving all the money to the rich.
Just look at my own constituency. No one is rich there! 20% on the dole and 45% employed by the state. Vote for me and I will either employ you doing a non job or pay you benefits.
The £178 Billion I have borrowed to invest on your behalf I have done using sound judgement and has been planned for years. If I didn’t borrow that money I couldn’t channel it into constituencies where I need to invest in jobs and votes for the future.
People I am the man to lead you into the future. I am quite simply…. a God! Worship me prowls or be doomed to potential happiness and freedom to achieve!!
“Just look at my own constituency. No one is rich there! 20% on the dole and 45% employed by the state”.
If everyone in the constituency is as thick as you are I’m not surprised you have sky high unemployment.
I think Lee was being satirical!!!!
I made everyone millionaires FFS! whats the problem here?
GB “They are not unemployed, they are persecuted individuals – persecuted by the policies of the Tories, the SNP and the Liberal Democrats. As a staunch constituency MP I am constantly in touch with my persecuted constituents and inform them that all their bad luck is the fault of anyone else but themselves and more importantly, ME!. I have informed them and they agree that I am the saviour sent from the heavens to save them from themselves. I am selflessly giving myself to them. If you look closely at the unemployment in my constituency you will see that they will soon have jobs as there are so many people out of work more jobs are being created in the Department of Social Security. I am a job creator! Out of darkness I have given light and hope!!
People like you, the un-named doubters, will be identified and asymilated. I have read it. In fact that is my new slogan “Resistance is Futile”. Some people say I am a mad meglomanic and I tell them I am not mad. But in my heart of hearts I tell you this, I am doing what I think is right regardless of logic.
History will show that my way was the right way. People will worship me.
If they do worship Gordon it will be in the same sense that the folk of Haiti (strangely topical) and Reunion worship dead witch-doctors. To leave offerings on their grave and pray for ill-fortune on their enemies.
Brown is likely to end up with a perpetual series of ritually slaughtered chickens and packets of fags on his tombstone.
And I predict right now that the fucker will have specified that his grave be an exact replica of Churchill’s original at Bladon (apparently recently replaced with something altogether more ‘showy’. Ie tastefully understated – in contrast to the great man below.
‘Cos in Brown’s fucked-up head he is Churchill re-incarnated. Which is quite an achievement considering Brown was alive before Churchill ever died.
Here is another Ivan the Terrible, pity it was his son he attacked rather than Gordan….
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:REPIN_Ivan_Terrible%26Ivan.jpg
Hey Guido!
Whats all this about MP’s secretly paying back taxpayers cash they had wrongly/fraudulently claimed via their expenses.
Should this not be on the public record, should their local voters not be informed.
Is this not more Westminster sleaze in action!
Have they not learned anything!!!!
MPs don’t learn, they teach.
You mean ‘leach’.
Or is it ‘leech’?
Whatever.
But the gorgon the Cameron and Norman Baker are demanding that all mps who have erred should be named. That ‘ll be right!
Leech – or perhaps you were thinking of ‘Letch’?
Not that I’m implying that theyr’e weird, pervy, make-your-skin-crawl sort of people, who should be kept well away from your children, of course…
Leech, …….Bloodsucker,…… sounds an apt description.
Iraq is an Iranian proxy State and it always will be now.
Actions have consequences.
Was that before or after the CIA got involved? Or perhaps during the British Mandate too?
Just straight lines drawn on a bad map in Cairo during the 1930s. Without one thought for the population actually living there. So Kurd, Sunni and Shia muslims, Christians, Copts and whatever were just bundled up to fight it out in new “countries”. Hail! Carruthers of the F.O.
“Guido’s man in the Green Zone got in touch to put the boot in “It’s no surprise a UK Labour politician wants to ignore corruption, their spin won’t work here.” It’s a new low when even Iraqis are lecturing Labour about corruption.”
If Alky Campbell were still running things this would be spun as the Iraqi electorate and political class having come on so far, so fast as a result of the coalition invasion. That it was right we went in. That they couldn’t have tackled corruption under Saddam and we had to first install a corrupt Government in order to encourage Iraqis to better themselves. Etc.
You think Iraqis are laughing? You should hear me and the lads when the Westerners are out of earshot. Labour? We had to teach them how to win by-elections. Dead easy. Costs a bit in stamps, but well worth it.
There is nothing wrong with Al-Maliki’s festering nest of corruption, depravity,
and american parasites in the Green Zone which five 12 tonne truck bombs would not cure-FACT
Much like the BBC really-FACT
This wankstain would be making much better use of his valuable time by sending sexually explicit texts than lecturing Iraqi collaborators- FACT
I only deal in FACTS-FACT
If they’ve got five 12-tonne truck bombs do you think they could spare one of ‘em for our Brown-zone?
you like soapy tit wanks – FACT
Says quite a lot about the Labour governments level of understanding of Iraq.
Completely off topic, but here is an idea:
Re-introduce school election at 10 or 11 but take, say, the top 25% from each school.
Results: greater social mobility as working-class children have a better chance; middle-class parents trying to get their children into schools in poor areas, where they stand more chance of making the top 25%; greater social cohesion; bright children have more opportunity.
Labour don’t want bright children to have more opportunity,
‘cos that would be unfair on the thick and the feckless kiddies.
Prescott syndrome.
Prescott’s voters more like.
Read the UN`s Agenda 21 for the deliberate dumbing down of western society. It is all there from the horses mouth, Googlable and in black and white. ZaNuLab are as always, following instructions from the global elite handbook.
Labour don’t want ANY children (except MP’s children) to have opportunity, because if they don’t learn to read & write they’re unlikeley to get jobs & will therefore have to live out their lives subservient to the State.
Is the gentleman on the right wearing one of Terry Wogan’s castoff syrups?
Is the ‘gentleman’ on the left impersonating an obese hamster?
http://tinyurl.com/yev6rrs
JULY 2010 – Gordons Cat.
Its a brave fucker.
Nice one DR.
Excellent: even down to the plastic moccasins: the shoe of choice for Gordon before he was asked not to wear them in public, presumably.
BRILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The New Labour Sons Of Camel’s Daughter’s – erm Whores, should be suffering Death by a Thousand Cuts. But Cameron Pasha like the sidewinder takes a zig zag path.
“Samantha, Samantha! Gordons’ going out!”
“Well pour some more paraffin on him then!”
Who would have thought trolling could get so dispiriting?
He’s using all the jokes from my collection of Beano and Dandy magazines.
How dare you. We are much, much better at corruption than the Iraqis
You wait until I cancel the election
You already did, in 2007.
Do they get postal votes in Iraq ?
Is there any recollection of available females in Gordon Brown’s life before Sarah was introduced? It appears to be something of a black hole in my own research.
Lessons have been learnt!
I am so sick of hearing various morons on BBullshit Corp using this phrase!
Now for the all imporant…
REVERSE EVOLUTION I tell you!
WE ARE DEVO!!!
Could we not just abbreviate that to ‘revolution’, Old Nick?
There was a big shakeup in Haiti’s government today.
No fault of theirs though…………..
Water of a ducks back, these chumps are shameless. Did he not mention “hardworking families” as well?
Swathes of Britain were hit by a fresh wave of Conservative’s today as voters faced treacherous conditions amid cutbacks in jokes.
The Federation of Small Businesses (FSB) said that David Cameron had brought the economy to a “standstill” – with estimates he was costing at least £600 million a day.
****Conservative Advice During This Bad Weather ****
Whilst the driving conditions are this bad, drivers are advised not to travel unless the journey is absolutely necessary.If you have to drive make sure that you have a Thermos flask of hot tea/soup and a spade in the car with you. So if you get stuck you can keep warm with a nice hot drink while the spade digs you out of the snow.
I think he meant that the Sp’ad, would dig you out of the snow :-/
Hopefully the Iraqis will will invade us and then we can get to see prime minister Sodom Insane hanging by his neck
OT but like the sound of that cartoon Steve Bell’s done today of Alistair Campbell in an uncompromising posture. Has anyone else seen it?
no
give us a clue?
In the Independent?
[...] the Iraqis are laughing at Labour http://order-order.com/2010/01/13/even-the-iraqis-are-laughing-at-labour/ January 13th, 2010 | Category: [...]
It amazes me that the people of Britain re-elected Tony Blair after the Iraq invasion considering all the damage this caused at home and abroad. The boom without bust myth was certainly a powerful motivater in ensuring the labrats stayed in power. Now Brown is busted.
Don’t think the people of England did on a straight vote count.
The Tories actually got a larger percentage of the popular vote in the 2005 election
Is there a one eyed mong in Iraq who is a total fucking KKKKUUNNTTTT?
Labour are a GLOBAL laughing stock. It started in America.
What an utter idiot he is. Totally useless. Plot free.
Aliens are travelling millions of light years to watch the United Condom sink into the morass of Brownness!
Food inspector in a bakery catches Paddy using his false teeth to do a design on the edge of an apple pie.
She roars, “have you no tool?”
Paddy replies, “yes,but I use that for the doughnuts”
Your middle name wouldn’t be doughnuts would it?
Are you a scottish cousin
Get your sea-side postcards (circa 1950) here!
Bosher Thomas had that one in his shop on The Terrace – the one our parents always hurried us past – in the early 1950′s. So we can expect versions of:
Fat man – small child hiding beneath his protuberant abdomen: ‘I’ve can’t see my little Willy.’
Family all wearing gas-masks: ‘We had haricot beans for Tea.’
This man’s so up-to-date, he’s ahead of the last-fashion-but-two.
Donald McGill.
Corruption is the right thing to do.
Dave has got no policies and doesn’t seem to notice I have no answers.
Keep going spend more and more and more and more.
Those Iraqi Chappies don’t know their arses from their elbows when they they slag New Labour.
After they all , can they point to an Iraqi woman Prime Minister in waiting of the calibre of Mad Hattie Harperson.
And with her very own brand new criminal record.
I’ve had it with this government I am away to get some drugs. Is ketamine safe? Maybe I will stick with sinking a bottle of vodka?
I’m rather partial to rohypnol sweetie.
Meet you tonight if you’re free and can bring some along
I wouldn’t know where to start with a mummified growler. E45 perhaps?
HH hope your not driv*ing there
Morphine Sulphate, 400 mg i/v should do the trick…
Or maybe 600 mg per anum for the more adventurous.
Oh fuck it – just shoot yourself!
FFS Hettie Hardbint 2nd in command but can’t even do a baypark
And, guarantee me a safe seat in Parliament you Iraqi toe-rags .
And Unite will throw you a million that tosser Gordo spurned.
Ketamine was a horse and large animal tranquilizer, most people i know found it safe, a mixture of E and LSD was probably the best description.
Do NOT mix ketamine with vodka, though!
You might not wake up.
Could members of Labour’s underclass please desist from giving out drugs abuse advice to their peers and political co-conspirators as it shows the blog in a very poor light and gives blogging a bad name.
Brown at PMQ’ looked worse than ever – he must be getting half an hour’s sleep every night,even in his single bedroom.
Harman looked like she wanted to knife Brown,excpet when she was required to give faux support by nodding,shaking her head.
Who the hell was that bloke next to Brown? My wife asked the same question as a casual observer. Is he a rent boy?
Straw looks like a man who is due a comeuppance so badly that it will surely hurt him and please US.
Ball’s really is a spitting image of a Nazi thug.
Wonder boy Cooper was showing some flesh – yuk.
Clegg is far far more angrier than Cameron – Cameron really is very weak in these things and I don’t believe it is planned.I suspect he will be far better in the debates.
Of course,Brown has been told it is a “mass debate” and so is looking forward to it.
Little does he know……
What you didn’t see off camera was the rubber ring Broon was sitting on , his grapes are giving him such grief, what with all the damp weather we’ve been having, poor lad!
I saw Ainsworth on the box today!
F’in horrible; he makes Gordoom look like Errol Flynn
What do you mean “the spitting image of a Nazi thug”
Where have you been since 1997?
“Who the hell was that bloke next to Brown? ” – Jim Murphy the Scottish Secretary I think
He’s VERY sinister! He’s one of the chosen one’s though, so can be forgiven.
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message964094/pg1
OT but if true – did the licence fee pay for them?
O/T BBC democracylive sucks.
I’m back in a foreign counrty I frequent , was busy all day and was looking for a link to PMQs
Nothing.
Loads of links to what is happening live in a million different places, but no link to what is the biggest political set piece of the week.
PS I hope Cameron battered Broon about having no confidence from his own team..
Sorry to disappoint you- no he didn’t.He asked his first two questions on availability of Grit for the roads took a pause and then his last 4 questions on trying to get Brown to admit he was not being truthful on the Uk going into the recession best placed etc and he’d not abolished Boom & Bust etc . I felt he didn’t really find the mark and Brown dealt with the attack quite well and actually made a good joke about Cameron’s Poster Image and the fact that Dave was getting red in the face unlike his photo and that he was trying to “airbrush” Tory policy gaffes that he’d made last week
dull really but Cleggy called for Brown to be toasted by Chilcott before the GE. Tories have now also piled in.
Lights will be burning late tonight at No 10 but they still will never let the mental one lose on Chilcott before GE. Cowards!
Bit of a mistake not having six questions all in one go.
It meant having to sit through Cleggs effort.
Brown is on dodgy ground if he is going to pick on Cameron over his appearance.
Brown’s (Mandy’s?) catchphrase of the day at PMQ’s was something like “It’s policies that matter, not posters” – a fair point in some ways, except that his digs at Cameron’s complexion were more “personality, not policy”. As usual his incisive wit will not impress anyone who actually pays attention.
Alistair Campbell’s diary. Wednesday 13th January, 2010.
Having the day off. School run at 8.30 am. Wife not speaking. Take anti depression pills. Telephone red hot, – calls from the Bliar, Falconer, and surprisingly, the gorgon. Liquid lunch. Check newspapers for slander. Check sales of book. 1pm radio news. After lunch nap. Collect children from school. Wife still not speaking. Work on new book – ‘How to Lie, and get away with it, in 10 Easy Lessons should be a winner! Great, Tone promises funds if I can just manage to keep up the subterfuge. Liquid supper. Wife still not speaking. Go to bed tired but really pleased with myself and fully satisfied.
There’s an Arab Daily Star?!
Yes, but the Babes are a bit disappointing.
“Babes in Bhurkas”.
You’re right, Sir William – that’ll never shift copy.
Yes (or, as we say down ‘ere, ‘Ess’ – or ‘Iss’, in some places): somehow, ‘A FINE PAIR OF EYE-SLITS!’ doesn’t quite do it – especially when, for all we know, there could be a Dalek under that dust-sheet.
Perhaps that’s why so many come over here.
…..
‘Ahmed! Just look at the shamelessness of that young woman over there: she is veritably an old-fashioned sort of girl!’
‘What you mean, Ishmael, ‘old-fashioned’? Never have I seen my Grandmother look like that!’
‘No, Ahmed: ‘old-fashioned girl has legs up to her…’
‘Aahh! Ishmael: you put me to shame! Already there is what I think they call here a ‘Private Member’s Motion’ occurring to me. I will try and be pure, and think, at the most, of nice little boys. Ohh, no! Too late…!’
‘Too late, Ahmed? It is never too late to re-consider your Orientation, surely?’
‘No, but did you see the charlies on that wanton who has just strutted past? So bountiful, so beneficent, and, above all, so bouncing! I have disgraced myself!’
‘No worry, as they say! Wipe your brow with it – no, not that (you clam!) – with your dish-dash. There, it now looks like a sweat-stain – almost. Oh, now I am in your trouble! Did you see that one on the bike? Legs like Saladin’s foremost mistress, a sweet little bum – oh the Blessedness of that bicycle saddle! She was…’
‘She? She, Ahmed? I thought it was just a lovely young boy: that is why I am in disgrace yet again!’
I hear Iris Robinson has fallen on her sword instead of the normal toyboys porksword. Be good if they could ask for a By election now.
That would certainly cause a dilema in No10. Dither dither dither
Hurrumpff!
Iris Robinson resigns as a MP. I wish Gordon would do the same.
What’s the difference between Iris Robinson and Gordon Brown?
Iris Robinson fucked a 19 year old, but Gordon Brown fucked up an entire country.
and he didn’t just ‘borrow’ £50,000………………….
The assault accusation against David Ross is withdrawn. I hope all the left-wing propaganda organisations who spread the false accusation will apologise for doing so.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Escort-Girl-Withdraws-Allegation-Of-Assault-Against-David-Ross-Conservative-Donor-And-Businessman/Article/201001215521245?lpos=Politics_First_Poilitics_Article_Teaser_Regi_2&lid=ARTICLE_15521245_Escort_Girl_Withdraws_Allegation_Of_Assault_Against_David_Ross%2C_Conservative_Donor_And_Businessman
Spare a thought please for Sarah Brown tonight as she climbs into bed with the great leaden lump. It must be like having a wardrobe fall on you with the key still in the lock.
Great image! nice one
Which one of them is the metaphorical wardrobe (with key) in this scenario?
repeat
Does he go to bed? Or just sit in an old canvas and tube schoolchair in the darkened cellar. Staring straight ahead and mouthing ancient words silently until morning.
You forgot mention the horse hair shirt
217
I should like to assure all my esteemed and valued clientele, that I do NOT supply any goods to Herr Doktor J.G. Braun, of 10, Drowning Strasse, Chequers, brother’s/wife’s apartment, Kirkcaldy, Auchtermuchtie, Tower of London, Tyburn, The Infernal Regions, whithersoever or wheresoever.
As to the provision of Whores, or their Hairs, I leave such calumnious matters in the hands of my Lawyers.
Iraqis don’t like our Government’s corruption.
Afghans are running less-corrupt elections than our Government does
Mugabe runs his economy better than our Government does
Thank you Mr Brown, I think you should leave now.
Not according to the BBC!
And let who in exactly?
Surely not Camoron?
In the pocket of big business and the press barons.
Dave the chameleon?
The pro European?
The slimy secondhand car salesman?
Dave “cast iron guarantee”?
Don’t make me laugh!
yeah well you try to make us laugh you totally deluded, mental fuckwit
and fail
Look in the mirror, chump.
I think you may need to, too…
You want another 5 years of brown’s socialism then?
Are you sure Thatch?
Looks like you’re gonna have a right good laugh up to election day.
Yes at you purile twats!
Learnt a new word at school today Thatch er was right
You’re so fucking inappropriate. I’m going to ‘phone the commenters union and get them to tell several layers of bureaucracy to eventually have you dragged out on to the street and shot for counter-revolutionary activity. Or failing that, make sure that the street shootings targets have been met in some abstract and totally fucking corrupt and inane way that is mind boggling expensive and stupid because to do it you have to steal even more of people’s money or print it like its fucking monopoly money or borrow it from real countries at exorbitant cost to British people, or promote growth in the economy but the clan McTrot in the higher echelons of government have absolutely no real interest in doing that because they despise wealth even if it is increasing poorer people’s wealth. They really really don’t like that because it would further erode their power. Simples!
but we didnt bust the country AGAIN did we!!
Cnut , fuck off and die
Another new word to learn, ‘puerile’.
http://www.itar-tass.com/eng/level2.html?NewsID=14708752&PageNum=0
Putin worried about global cooling – go on Gordon, call him a flat earther. I’ll be right behind you.
I love you Sheherazade
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho,ho ho ho!
You’re just so funny Dave, my great leader!
My owner is s PR creation, designed to make Brown seem human.
Not fuckin working and I still get no cock
Another reason to laugh at Labour:
http://www.jimmurphymp.com/news.aspx?i_PageID=109979
I’m guessing the irony is unintentional.
Take that stupid rag off your head.
http://www.tomharris.org.uk/2010/01/13/why-does-the-theme-tune-from-the-sweeney-keep-going-through-my-head/
Gordon with his flies undone. LOL
its ok its viewable by those of a delicate disposition)
Surely it’s time for Nell to make another appearance?
Done the washing up, cleared the table, ironed a few smalls.
Now time to give us the benefit of her womanly wisdom.
Isn’t she allowed a night off?
Its bridge tonight with the Smythes!