Prime Minister’s Spokesman Simon Lewis Blunders Again
Gordon’s ongoing quest for a sprinkling of stardust from Obama has hit yet another obstacle. Firstly he was forced live on Marr to admit that he hadn’t spoken directly to Obama about the Christmas Day bombing attempt and now it seems Simon Lewis, Brown’s error-strewn official spokesman has sparked a serious falling out and public admonishment from the White House.
“A White House source” used an interesting choice of words to describe “a mistake” by Lewis to suggest that a file on the knicker-bomber, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, had been passed to the US sometime “in 2008“. However Lewis has just had to retract his words and stated there was no suggestion that this had ever happened. Alan Johnson has been forced to schedule an emergency statement at 15.30. Sky News’s Joey Jones said he took no pleasure in describing it as “an awful briefing“. Another serious blunder by Brown’s slapdash spokesman, the Lobby have completely lost respect for Brown’s mouthpiece. A lobby hack who would prefer to anonymous say “it was an utter fucking car-crash”.
By the by, the Telegraph broke the story this morning. Edited by Simon’s brother, Will Lewis…
Who can believe Downing Street now? Certainly the White House don’t.
Get rid of this terrible government and this appalling Prime Minister as soon as possible to make Britain credible again.
they are all lying
hardly the first time the intelligence services on both sides of the pond let a suspect slip through their fingers as both 9/11 and 7/7 proved
the official line doen’t square up with the fathers warnings or him being on a watch list
yeah grannies and kids get the full-on shit treatment but shady middle-easterners packing TNT sail through
makes me sleep sound at night knowing these jokers are in charge
We’re public guardians, bold but wary,
And of ourselves, we take good care,
To risk our precious lives, we’re chary,
When danger looms, we’re never there
But when we meet some helpless woman,
Or little boys that do no harm
We run them in, We run them in,
We run them in, We run them in,
We show them, we’re the bold gendarmes,
We run them in, We run them in,
We run them in, We run them in,
We show them, we’re the bold gendarmes!
Yup, all the extra security and liberty removing laws and surveillance in the world won’t make us any safer from intelligence service ‘patsies’ and their fake war on terror.
When they can get this young man without a passport onto a plane with hazardous flammable material, then the security measures are meaningless.
Another McBride special.
Yawn.
Oh yes, he’s the great pretender… ridiculous little men trying to be important and authoritative. The same puny individuals responsible for sending real men to war without supplying the means to fight it. Sickening.. Election please!
go on guido – publish this hoon’s e-mail address for us would you?
Their socialists are having a bitch-slapping contest with ours. Splitters!
You can’t make this up…
sack the c’unt.
not only is lewis a dopey c’unt his stupidity is actually causing damage to our already fragile relationship with america.
note to lewis: resign you stupid fucking wanker.
tat – geez, almost agree with you – must be snowing! However, whilst the lad could get sacked – don’t care at all; any chance to distance ourselves from Obama should be grasped with both hands. If they’re gonna take us into Yemen, Somalia, Iran etc just to piss of the Chinese then they can damn well go alone – useless, incompetent, egomananiacal, fundamentalist Chritian, religio – oil hegomonic, crusdaers of the most stupid kind. Screw em – look at what they’ve done for us lately – don’t think I want another date with them.
don’t be stupid
tat loves the ‘special relationship’ and would be gutted if anything happened to damage the strong ties of the bloody intractable catastrophe in Afghanistan he presumably now supports
is it not?
no it is not pigshit.
lewis must resign because his briefings are as fucking useless as your posts.
Afghanistan is america’s dirty war and like vietnam we should have nothing to do with it.
Oh right! THAT ‘fragile’ special relationship
you fuckwit
funny, funny stuff as you spin like a top first bemoaning the supposed catastrophic ‘damage’ to the US of some twat not sticking to the Washington script now shitting on the US as you realise what a hypocrite you sound
flip flop
flip flop
flip flop
your blog will be comedy gold if you are even half as clueless there as you are here
and just for you,
spastic cripple fuckwit retard stupid fucking wanker idiot
that saved you the enormous brainpower required of you to post again
and if you rearange those words in any arbitrary order that’s about the limit of your contributions
TwAT – I think you’ll find we had no involvement in Vietnam but err… you know that beige place that you keep seeing on telly when you turn over from CBeebies – the place that looks like the seaside but without the sea, where you made sandcastles last year, where all those brum brums are, that’s called Afghanistan – I know, it’s a big word but there’s some people over there – let’s call them soldiers shall we? Now these soldiers, well, they come from a place called Britain – can you say that with me? Britain – oh, good boy, well done. Well, that means Britain (yes, good boy again) is at war in Afghanistan (same big word, don’t get confused).
if you think it is a good thing at this time for the relationship between america and the UK to be damaged unnecessarily then you are just a fucking nutter.
innit.
you imbecile.
dick the prick, you think you are a clever c’unt so tell us this: what the fuck are we doing losing our soldiers’ lives for in Afghanistan?
you fucking moron.
You’re the one who said ‘causing damage to our already fragile relationship’ – i’m saying break it, dump them, get a new beau. Make your mind up lad.
“Afghanistan is america’s dirty war and like vietnam we should have nothing to do with it.”
“if you think it is a good thing at this time for the relationship between america and the UK to be damaged unnecessarily then you are just a fucking nutter.”
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
what a complete and utter twat
do you practice being stupid or have you always been this moronic?
isn’t it?
“we had no involvement in Vietnam”
Actually, Dick, we did. But not overtly, you’ll understand.
(cuttle) (scrunch) WHERE’SYERBLOG… (scraaaappe)
bloody hell you fuckers sound like alqaeda terrorists.
top boy speaks and his bitches dance for him.
keep dancing pigshit. you are my bitch now.
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
what a complete and utter twat I am!
do I practice being stupid or have I always been this moronic?
isn’t it.
See, I am still dancing top boy, I am your bitch now.
well done, you are a good slag.
You dozy lot – we did help in the Vietnam war. We sent machinery to the Socialist bloc so they could make armaments to kill Americans in Vietnam. Jeez.
First Jonah lies at PMQ’s about Obama sending more troops to Afghanistan “I have it on good authority there will be an anouncement in the next few days” – The Whitehouse denied it and it was over six weeks before the announcement – Now this!
How cn socialist scum ever be allowed to run our country again.
If you support Labour you are nothing but a fucking twat isn’t it!
fucking socialist Bush his socialist poodle Bliar and now the socialist heir to Blair and their socialist foreign warmongering catastrophes
isn’t it ?
“Fucking socialist Bush”.
?
Claire Short’s minge…… oh my God, does anyone know how to get vomit off a keyboard?
that sailed clean over their heads
No it didn’t. Not everyone who’s bad is socialist, but every socialist is bad.
What has Sarah’s beaver got to do with this?
Yes, Sir Trev. Ah, yes, but you would be STAGGERED at the number of fucking twats who WILL vote for this bunch of ‘socialist’ wankers, and will vote for them again next time. The unproductive, the long-term dolecats, the civil ‘servants,’ the trendy teachers (few of whom have ever done anything outside academia) using the classroom for political indoctrination on a shocking scale, and, finally, the hundreds of thousands of immigrants let in to do precisely that – VOTE NULIABOUR.
Cameron has a bloody mountain range to climb, and it’s slippery every step of the way. The dumbing down of Britain is the biggest challenge for the Tories since the Second World War.
good thing they have a dumbed down Tony Blair leading them then
innit?
Agreed, I’m not sure which is the main priority in our country’s best interest, the 1.4 trillion debt mountain or the de-marxing of all our public services!
Isn’t B-Lair coming out on the campaign trail for Gord during the election campaign?
Oohh I hope so
I have already come out for hime boyhoo
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Sir Trev Skint MP says:
January 5, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Agreed, I’m not sure which is the main priority in our country’s best interest, the 1.4 trillion debt mountain or the de-marxing of all our public services!”
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The latter would go a great deal towards solving the former.
“Cameron has a bloody mountain range to climb, and it’s slippery every step of the way.”
No he hasn’t. Cameron is bluLabour. New Labour with a blue rinse. Look at the NHS “manifesto” he published yesterday: most of the policies have already been implemented by the Labour government. Why is Cameron trying to claim that New Labour policies are his? Heir to Blair.
We need a real alternative, not more of the same New Labour policies from President Cameron.
Labourgraph is a turd polishers paper.
Our legions will crush you Tories, our tame Scots client drone army will pour forth and crush those before it.
I write propaganda for Labourhome y’know, I can be hired at very reasonable rates.
the ‘tame scots drone army’ will vote SNP.
That’s if they can wade their way past the deep fried Mars bars, pot noodle cast offs, discarded needles and the heart attack resuscitation tables.
The key issue is surely why did Lewis say what he said. Was he being dopey and stupid or was he told by someone to say that? Did someone deliberately want to give the public the impression that “British Intelligence” passed on a file about Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab to the US authorities when that never happened?
After writing “Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab” I bet that makes you feel better.
UFA will do in future
that’s what Sepp Blatter’s in, innit?
Yes Brian.
Nah, cut ‘n’ paste
The question is not the lie but what was the reason for the lie in the first place. No. 10 is in a real mess that is clear for everyone to see it one thing after another. These people are suppose to be running the country – don’t make me laugh. We are a laughing stock and the White House must cringe each and every time the cross atlantic phone rings.
The Number 10 office = the Keystone Kops.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keystone_Kops
Keystone Kops were far more organised.
We can’t even agree on his name – Is he the knicker bomber or the bollock bomber?
Dunno but when he asked for a blow job I doubt he expected his cock blown that far off.
These aren’t just explosive Y-fronts.
These are M & S explosive Y-fronts.
Explosive Y fronts? Obviously he wasn’t brought up properly. They should have been explosive boxer shorts.
Yes, this is far to technical bring back the shoe bomber that was much easier. Let’s send out a request to fundamentalists use gloves next time Glove bomber nice and simple.
I rather like the “gusset bomber” myself.
Mrs Skint prefers the “popular make of undergarments bomber” apparently!
Jockey Bomber? Mmmm has a nice ring to it.
Testicle terrorist
The Yemeni of the People
The Daily Mash were there first, months ago, and you can even get the t-shirt:
http://www.shotdeadinthehead.com/products/info.php?products_id=569
Pants bomber.
what about the ’tissue bomber, in a gold lame suit, with fireman’s wellies’,
c’est bon, n’est pas?
Bell-end bomber.
How about the Knickerbocker Knock A Bollock Bomber?
A bollock-off-cocktail?
Stink Bomber
We can be sure that Lewis was simply repeating the Maximum Imbecile’s instructions.
Brown – after a quick consultation with the lunatics running around in his fucked-up head: Go out there and tell ‘em we gave the US the facts on this dopy fucker ages ago. I mean we must have done. It is obviously what we should have therefore we did do it.
Lewis: Right-ho.
Now Brown’s fanatsy world yet again proves to be a pure … errrr… fantasy it is left to Lewis to apologise for somebody elses blunder. Take the hit for the Maximum Imbecile.
The problem with that is that it is equally as plausible that someone in the intelligence services did tell the Americans and that they lost or misplaced or wilfully ignored it.
Both intelligence services have their fare share of useless, clueless fuckwits in them.
It wasnae me.
British Intelligence”
???
Surely a contradiction of terms, old bean?
Well, compared to American Intelligence, old boy.
Why dump on Lewis?
His paranoid prat of a Boss Nokia’d him into publishing the twaddle.
Good news is Gordo will be body frisked and scanned when he next attempts to enter the US. And , denied entry.
If that doesn’t finish his Obama infatuation , nothing will
No body takes responsibility, no body is accountable; no doubt some one is trying to pin the blame on an MI5 or MI6 operative as we speak (or write). This lot is rotten to the core and should be expelled from power, the only problem is, they will stay to the bitter end, last possible date; they don’t care, they have no courage to face their fate, milk the system and keeping spending our money. This spinning of a story to gain favour is typical!
Sadly your are so right.
you
The old-timers called it bunker fever.
“denied entry”
Just what Mandy told him on Christmas morning.
He can stab my Yule Log anytime duckie
Why not dump on Lewis?
Should we cheer that someone finally checked the facts?
ZaNulieBor don’t deal in facts, only in whatever propaganda is needed to reassure/placate their idiot followers for any given event.
That is beautifully correct.
No-one ‘finally checked’ the facts.
The yanks just pointed out yet another Brownie and our lot just ‘fessed up.
What a complete shower of shit this government and its appointed toadies are.
More depressing is that we are being billed top dollar for it…..
About to be billed even more due to Brown’s failed economic policies. It started in America mantra is starting to look pretty silly right now wonder who thought that one up.
The lies we told over the Y-front bomber started in America, cos’ thats where the plane was. Telling lies was the right thing to do, unlike those do-nothing Tory bastards who would have done nothing….
All politicians are self-serving lying Hunts.
new security measures in place for planes coming into the US from designated dodgy countries – Yemen, Syria, etc.
er, this guy came in from Amsterdam………?
How about the Nigerian Knacker Cracker
Need to be careful in future. Walk into a shop and ask for some plane Y-fronts and the heavy squad will be around toute suite.
Knicker Knacker Gory
The problem is that wearing explosives long term in your underpants can give you scrotal cancer. This is a serious issue, folks.
Spongebob Blastpants ?
The Gonad Grenadier
I already have a name!
I bet it cured your piles!
Still, any of the demented ZaNuLieBor faithful who saw the Marr ‘show’ will have been reassured that McMental was on top of things as per usual!
Who is the thing he’s on top of, Mandy?
Sky leading on the story:
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Detroit-Bomber-PMs-Spokesman-Admits-UK-Did-Not-Pass-Intelligence-To-US/Article/201001115514578?lpos=Politics_First_Poilitics_Article_Teaser_Regi_0&lid=ARTICLE_15514578_Detroit_Bomber%3A_PMs_Spokesman_Admits_UK_Did_Not_Pass_Intelligence_To_US
But nothing from the pro-Labour BBC.
I guessed Pravda would handle it with a 404.
BBC= Labour’s propaganda department.
BBC show two minute propaganda statement from PM against Tories full of lies with no questioning of the detail of what he says. The first thing the Tory government must do is cut the licence fee.
Its a no-brainer.
Abolition of the BBC disguised as a global warming measure.
One of the largest power users in the UK abolished reducing CO2 (lemonade bubbles)
Every family £140 quid a years better off.
Several billions of assets to flog off to fill Brown holes in the economy
All the “talent” will be looking for fewer jobs at the independents, so will “draw down” salaries.
No-one is hurt (except Beeboids, but since they don’t give a fuck about anyone else, no-one will give a fuck about them)
The Global Warming BBC cannot complain about helping the environment and even if the BBC moves into higher blatantly pro-labour biased gear, that is another excuse to scrap them.
Cut the licence fee yourself – by not buying one.
The BBC = 3.2 billion pound Labour war chest!
I’d handle them with a 303
Soft nosed hopefully.
Commonly known as an Aunty D-notice, or positive redaction, hidden with the seemingly innocent and believable ruse of total incompetence.
A .303 would be better.
Fair dos. At least the BBC are giving the boiler scrappage scheme plenty of prominence.
Funny.
What about the Prime Minister scrappage scheme?
How much would we get
2p/pound – scotch lard.
we’re trained to install them don’t you know!
What? Harman’s been sacked?
I had a suspicion the BBC were still using DOS
CP/M-86 more like.
Apple 8.0.
BBC Basic for Ceefax.
There is a 19 inch rack full of BBC Micros doing the job.
Harriet Harperson anyone?
No, I’ll pass on that.
“..Fair dos. At least the BBC are giving the boiler scrappage scheme plenty of prominence…”
Emily Maitlis is a bit of a dog isn’t she
It’s the right thing to do.
No, the bbc already have their lead story, something about ‘Tory discord’, because they weren’t immediately able to produce a final finished draft of one of their proposed policies.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbctrust/about/index.shtml
Go to Contacts and lets send a few thousand emails to the Trust
It may wake them up
I will ensure that Her Majesty the Queen is made aware of this blunder.
Hopefully she will summon the Prime Minister and give him a right Royal bollocking
The Queen meets the PM on a Tuesday, good timing.
I dare wager that she routinely dreads it. You can easily picture the gurning he does for that meeting. Ugh!!
Do you think his picks his nose and storms out of interviews at the Palace?
HM is at Sandringham and the weekly audiences will not resume until she returns to London in early Feb.
thank you, Jeeves
I’ll also wager that the highlight of the break is avoiding McSnotty.
apologises for the oversight, I was excited at the prospect of a dressingdown for the worst dressed man!
Piss-ups and breweries (beer and glasses provided)….
Looks like I won’t be smirking in the House this afternoon. Instead I’ll be squirming and squealing like the good socialist I am.
Postie was meeting with officials from the US Department for Homeland Security this morning. I think he might have received something of a bollocking.
The US Spooks told me the bollocking was business not personal.
Not so for Gordo.
Surf’s up you commie bastard!
genuine mistake……lessons learned……misunderstanding……..special relationship……….tough on terrorism……..conservatives shit
… we need to move on ….
add to that the fact that Iceland (the Country not the shop) are refusing to pay our money back and Nokias must be flying all over the bunker (and it’s only turned noon).
Good luck to the icelanders – why should their taxpayers pay back the debts of private banks just because we have bloody done it. Banks should have failed, customers should have lost money. THAT would be proper capitalism.
Haha – and they’ve now told Gordon to go whistle for his fucking money. Excellent. Stupid prick shouldn’t have jumped in, for political advantage, to “compensate” all those greedy bastards who put thei rmoney in dodgey banks then should he.
another couple of billion quid pissed away Gordon. Well fucking done. You truly are a financial genius.
Aye – the bloody mid atlantic arctic circle tossers want to join the EU so that WE pay off THEIR debts, but they still get to keep the money.
Smart move then, who are the tossers did you say?, after all Gordon did call them a load of terrorists, time to welcome them into the fold then, Brown will write another cheque out from his bumper book.
Exactly.
The treasonous marxist McHighlander calling other people terrorists is a right liberty.
The ones who should be held to account are Liebour civil servants who advised the local authorities to put taxpayer money into the Icelandic ponzi scheme in the first place.
They and the McSnot tribe should be hauled before the courts.
Commie swine.
What will really set the Nokias flying is the news that the biggest global bond investors, Pimco, will be a net seller of UK Gilts this year.
Guido! New Year resolution gone then….on the piss again. Check grammar towards the end
Labour telling us lies, civil servants telling lies……… what is the problem? they have been doing it for years, you are a bunch of unbelieving idiots for even questioning what they tell us, we are programmed to believe what they say!!!
Yo Guido,
Just to let you know I will be making an emergency ” principled” resignation statement at 3.30pm citing unwarranted and ill judged interference by the Prime Mentalist in my important national work ( becoming the next Labour Leader ).
It is a matter of vital National Security ( that I keep my seat, with expenses and pension fully topped up ) that the out of touch loser is binned by the electorate and with him Milliblink, Balls-up, and Harperson and any other charlatan daring to deny me, the darling of the people, what is rightfully mine.
The Labour Party are over the moon that a man of principle ,such as I am , is daring and selfless in the pursuit of the greater good.
Alan
PS I will be available for media from 15.17pm
Any chance of making your resignation letter a chain letter and then send it to all your colleagues?
Thought not………..bugger!
Anybody remember the blackadder episode where he puts his underpants on his head so as to appear insane?
Well McJonah is genuinely insane, maybe we could get him a pair of Yemeni Y fronts, stick em on his head , then light the touch paper and stand well back.
Jonah certainly would not be leading his troops over the top.
He would be hiding in his bunker saving the world.
Saving his own skin, more like!
Don’t think much to that slug juggler Darling
Don’t know about exploding underpants, but it reminds one of the old saying, “If his brains were gunpowder, it wouldn’t part his hair”.
Apparently Ed Bollox’s brother is planning to sell off Gilts in a big way this year.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/6933232/Pimco-move-to-sell-gilts-raises-spectre-of-a-UK-sovereign-debt-crisis.html
Insider Trading!!!!!
Jail Mr & Mrs Bollocks
It is remarkable – the BBC are not covering this story *at all*. Is it really not a story? Lying about intel regarding a terrorist attack? That really isn’t a story BBC?
Fucking pitiful. Shameful scum. There must be some decent people left at the BBC who can blow the whistle on internal bias, surely?
Nothing to see here. Move along and pay your licence fee when you pass GO.
Bullingdon Boy Dimbleby perhaps?
We know where you live.
The BBC headline is:
Snow and ice cause travel chaos.
FFS.
That’s news?
But of course…..Grauniad is the same. there hasn’t been ‘a Tory gaffe’ yet today
whenever there is news to be broadcast the bbc goes missing.
it is what they do, it is their job.
the bbc is pro war and pro torture. they are the propaganda wing of the new labour war and torture party. end of story.
So, just a plain old lie then. Not a misrepresentation, or poor interpretation of what was said, Labour flat out said something that was not true. A lie.
I do not see the problem here.
This man is supposed to represent the Prime Minister.
He is performing as a bumbling useless buffoon.
If this is not a perfect representation of the Prime Minister, what is?
Yeah but he’s also a bare-faced liar and…
Oh yeah, I see your point.
And a good point it is to.
For sure, President Obama can’t wait for the British general election to be over.
Every fucker bar the PLP and their state hand out squad can’t wait to see the back of the bastards.
We’re walking in the air
Or pissing in the wind a bit like Labour.Innit!
“Brown the Clown”is simply getting on with the job of of electioneering(oops sorry meant – leading the fight on terror) ahead of his conference later this month.Whether anybody will actually consider it worth turning up is of course another matter. But in the parrallel dimension that Brown inhabits it will be a roaring success and everyone will praise his dynamic leadership – yet again !!!
The yanks have totally lost confidence(if they ever had any)in our Prime Minister whilst others are openly sniggering at Brown and no longer behind his back anymore.The man is a total disgrace to the country and is making us a total laughing stock.Roll on the election !! Meanwhile the “hack politician and ex postman” is left to eat hunble pie for Brown although of course it was all a mis-quote taken out of context by the journos in the lobby(of course it was Alan – we believe you!)
It should have read: “the Lobby have completely lost respect for Brown’s ringpiece.”
caption comp on this please !
..Its just beggin’ for it
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/01/05/article-1240644-07C19BFD000005DC-624_634x465.jpg
what IS Balls staring at??
Like how the girl is pointing at Brown and telling Balls he stinks of shit.
How about it Gordo, double team?
Look at the Size of Broooons Fucking Head !
So you are a Ball while he is a Bollocks?
That man stole my future.
Yes that feels nice Mr Balls, three fingers, I like this new Sex education class now let me suck your dick like Gordy mr lollipop balls
She’s saying can we have some white children in our school please Mr Brown ?
Balls is cross that Labour HQ have double-booked him and Brown at the same engagement by mistake.
pair of bollocks
Is “Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab” the that the noise Gordon makes when Mandy shoves his cock into his mouth?
The Yanks should know that courtesy of the Guardian, the BBC, and Labour, that any member of the religion of peace who has ever spent any time in Britain, particularly in higher education, should be regarded as a probable terrorist if they are travelling to the USA.
A history of having been in Britain is the key risk factor and nothing else.
http://timesonline.typepad.com/politics/2010/01/ian-kennedy-to-junk-kelly-repayment-plan.html
“Watering down” Kelly
Look It started snowing in America first and now we have to deal with it, I am going to spend 10billions on new tractors & Mastifs to clear the roads , we want British snow for British workers not this yanky Snow.
My response to Iceland
Iceland told me to fuck off you c’nt you are getting nothing, i now claim all Cod is mine, i am the Codmeister, we will set up a cod line in the North, North Sea >Scottish waters< to confiscate all Cod, i am leading the world in cod and will sell cod instead of gilts to raise money to finance the growth that will finance the 10bn tractor purchases that in turn will raise 1bn new money and a million new Green fishing jobs.
See you spend 10bn now and we can manipulate the employemnt numbers keeping it under 3 million so we can bash those tory toffs.
Education Education I wish I had had an Education, but my father was a minister at some poxy church and played with the choir boys instead of earning money to send me to school. If only Jack Jones was my dad, he is my hero, a true comrade and better spy than me or that Jordanian bloke who never fooled me as a tripple spy
Gordon (even More McBust ): prepare the invasion fleet
lets teach these “raw fish munching bastards” a lesson they wont forget
and further more these fucking eskimo’s actually had the gaul to hold a referendum ! i mean fancy asking the peasants ! what the fuck do they know ?
they owe me £5,000,000,000 and i need it back
i beleve it’s the right thing to do !
We want our crappy DVDs back.
You’re welcome, Gordon lent me “Tiger Woods favourite 18 holes”. I sat down for a hamshank and it was some shite about golf.
They still dont get it !
MangledBum has announced another bank holiday for 2012
He and his shit party WONT be in power in 2012
so why say it ?
Does that mean we all get a holiday from propping up bankers?
Yeah, thought the ‘Bankers’ had been on their jollies for long enough, and NO to your question.
Can I have a job scanning passengers at airports?
I promise to keep my hands in my pockets and count to 11.
You’ll come to a sticky end, my man!
Junior used to have a friend when she was in infant school that persistently told outrageous lies about trips to far off places, being friends with famous footballers and having scary adventures on the back of runaway horses.
He was a serial fantasist and thinking of him now really reminds me of gordon.
WOW ! were you at school with Junior Walker and his All Stars ?
Why should we believe the Prime Minister’s spokesman when we do not believe the Prime Minister?
Look everyone, a comment that doesn’t suggest the author has tourette’s…(And while we’re on that subject, would people make an effort to curb their language? Over-reliance on obscenities suggests lack of intelligence which isn’t a great reflection on either Guido or readers of this blog)
Seems Gormless is well aware of the shortcomings in the No 10 Spin Machine, and has recently drafted in the Head of News from Ministry of Justice (his former press officer from the Treasury) to try and restore some order. Shame that Lewis doesn’t seem to be taking much notice…
I quite agree; whilst the repartee on this blog can be quite entertaining it is spoiled by the ignorant (probably educated at a Nulabour comprehensive school) who are not able to string more an three words together without a profanity.
It is a very sad reflection on the British education system, but not too surprising given the government we have been burdened with for the past thirteen years.
Who cares what Obama thinks or says? Why do our politicians always want to be seen talking to the US and singing from THEIR hymn sheet?
We used to be the most powerful nation on earth once….whole continents would tremble at our might….. now we are almost third world in stature and have to constantly ask the US for approval like a neurotic, hormonal, middle aged woman.
Gordon should ignore Obama and pull our troops out and when the US complains we just tell them to F**K OFF !!
Yours
Retired FCO Diplomat.
Nice to see the Vaseline users at the BBC spin this as a pro McMong story on the 6PM news. Mark Mardell? what a wanker. Where was toenails? Last night he couldn’t wait to get on the TV to slag Cameron off.
Ooooh! Joey Jones.
Up there along with Maguire.
Maguire’s paper reviews are ‘do not miss’ TV.
You can actually see what an idiot looks like,when trying to appear plausable.
They learnt this technique from Brown.
The one with the most experience.
You just can’t get the staff these days.
But then who in their right mind would want to work for me?
By the by, the Telegraph broke the story this morning. Edited by Simon’s brother, Will Lewis…
I’m guessing Will didn’t like the socks and Old Spice gift set that Simon gave him for Chrimbo. That or Mrs Will Lewis took umbrage over Mrs Simon Lewis’s comments about her brandy butter.