Stat Porn 2009 : Who Read Guido
2009 was the break-through year for this blog, traffic averaged out at some 2 million page views a month from 1,807,954 visitors according to Guido’s server analytics. Think you can guess the most popular story of the year?
Wrong. It was the Letter to Miliband, a post from 2007.
After the search engines, the biggest source of traffic referral remains Iain Dale, he sent an average of 50,000 visitors a month Guido’s way, more than twice as much as the next biggest referrer; The Spectator, with PoliticsHome, the BBC and PoliticalBetting.com making up the rest of the top 5. Guido’s own Twitter feed and the weekly Guidogram email were in the top 10 referrers along with the Telegraph, Guardian and Times.
The largest identifiable portion of readers come from Parliament’s servers – not surprising when over a quarter of MPs surveyed admit to being readers – the rest must be lying.
The Top 100 readership sources:
| 1. houses of parliament | 51. icap plc |
| 2. oxford university | 52. uk-reuters |
| 3. university of cambridge | 53. policy exchange |
| 4. british broadcasting corporation | 54. cardiff university |
| 5. conservative central office | 55. royal bank of scotland |
| 6. associated newspapers ltd | 56. university of liverpool |
| 7. imperial college london | 57. bloomberg financial market |
| 8. deutsche bank | 58. parliamentary communications |
| 9. news international | 59. university of bath |
| 10. telegraph group limited |
60. queen mary and westfield college
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| 11. kpmg peat marwick | 61. goldman sachs company |
| 12. pricewaterhousecoopers gts uk | 62. euromoney institutional investor plc |
| 13. hsbc bank plc uk | 63. dresdner kleinwort wasserstein |
| 14. ubs | 64. university of lancaster |
| 15. the university of bristol | 65. new labour-1 |
| 16. trinity mirror group | 66. standard life assurance company |
| 17. amoco corporation | 67. johnston press |
| 18. university of manchester | 68. keele university |
| 19. university of york | 69. university of kent at canterbury |
| 20. credit suisse group / cana | 70. open university |
| 21. university of leeds | 71. unilever plc |
| 22. jpmorgan chase & co. |
72. fortis bank
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| 23. british sky broadcasting ltd. | 73. king s college london |
| 24. university college london | 74. pa newscentre |
| 25. clifford chance | 75. commerzbank ag |
| 26. mccann-erickson inc. | 76. greenwich university |
| 27. london school of economics |
77. the university of birmingham
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| 28. dow jones international | 78. university of vienna |
| 29. scottish parliament | 79. european patent office |
| 30. herbert smith | 80. university of newcastle upon tyne |
| 31. university of southampton | 81. morgan cole |
| 32. nomura international plc. london | 82. salomon inc. |
| 33. university of sheffield | 83. charles stanley & co ltd. |
| 34. good relations | 84. jupiter asset management |
| 35. nat west bank group | 85. northern & shell |
| 36. barclays capital | 86. university of exeter |
| 37. google inc. | 87. cranfield university |
| 38. financial times interactive data | 88. deloitte touche tohmatsu |
| 39. research in motion uk limited | 89. morgan stanley group inc. |
| 40. european parliament | 90. london borough of hackney |
| 41. edinburgh university | 91. first city insurance brokers ltd |
| 42. greater london authority | 92. university of east anglia |
| 43. the university of st. andrews | 93. environment agency |
| 44. hoare govett services | 94. publicis group |
| 45. the university of nottingham | 95. microsoft corp |
| 46. glaxosmithkline | 96. manchester metropolitan university |
| 47. university of warwick | 97. university of sussex |
| 48. university of glasgow | 98. ford motor company |
| 49. independent television news ltd | 99. the university of reading uk |
| 50. barclays plc | 100. burson marsteller |
N.B. The vast majority of readers do not have their own servers.
If your office blocks access to this blog (much of Whitehall does) email Guido for ideas on how to circumvent Big Brother. Something that is noticeable is the huge increase in access to the blog from mobiles. Guido is considering developing custom apps for iPhones and Blackberries. What functionality would users want to see?
See also : Who Reads Guido? 2008
I wonder if the comments on here have anything to do with all those MPs standing down, now that they know just how hated they are and how incompetent we consider them.
Oh one more thing Ed balls if your reading this…..you are a vile,useless,bumbling fucktard and you will never ever run this country. You sound and act like the school bully and the world thinks you are stupid, were your parents closely related perchance?
Ed Balls was cloned from Hitler’s missing testicle.I’m researching Yvette’s origins.
What’s my great grand daughter up to these days?
Frightening stuff. Thanks Newlabour!
Vote against Brown’s police state on BBC Have Your Say now, most recommended post:
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“That Brown and his Labour cronies suffer their biggest ever General Election defeat.”
State Crime: http://eotp.wordpress.com/state-crime/
CCTV: the truth http://eotp.wordpress.com/?s=CCTV
Sadly, I am sorry to dissapoint those readers who are looking forward to seeing a dismantling of this growing police state after labour are kicked out of power. The fact is that the tories will only remove the innefficient aspects of the police state on the false grounds of “civil liberty”. In reality they will adhere to the EU’s implementation of the police state that newlabour have been so gracious in testing in a live environment.
The EU are pushing the biometric ID card, and Lisbon has loopholes in their much hyped human rights laws to allow the removal of all rights from anyone.
The only way to defeat the totalitarian fascist dictatorship being implemented here is to vote UKIP into power.
Replacing labour with the tories is like stopping feeding peanuts to someone with a nut allergy and feeding them Brazil nuts instead!
Ned UKIP I believe are a state op, with some good people who have been duped, it was never meant to take power but just divert traffic down a dead end.
Yes it has a chance if the people back it in high enough numbers and the people in UKIP push its policy through.
However what is UKIPs policy on fiat money and the banking system?
We could find that even if UKIP pulled us out of europe due to popular demand we could still find ourselfs up shit creek due to a private corrupt banking system that keeps us as slaves. I need to see ukips banking policy in detail and also who will control our utilities – foriegn elite corps who could hold us hostage, which is why the goverment including Maggie has been so keen to undermine this countries self sufficiency.
It is deliberate, and the EU will use food and energy and arms to terrorise us should we leave – lovely caring people that they are!
Think of Stalin starving millions and you will get the picture!
This is why we need to get out now while we still can and expose the corrupt elites as we leave in the hope of starting a catalist in other countries, protecting the freedom of the internet is key – i dont expect it to last long under dave.
I think we need more balance than just UKIP, I think the BMP also need a foot in the door to keep UKIP from going awol.
I don’t trust the new peer lord leader and the way Nigel surrendered his leadership.
seems rather fishy to me.
Still I personally think the change will come from the USA not Europe.
The elites are doing to the USA what they did in Europe, slice by slice, after getting away with so much in Europe the elites are getting cocky and impatient.
The American people are however a different breed, they have a solid constitution they believe in and they are waking up to the globalists sick plans, they also have the ability to defend themselfs.
The USA is getting to the point where the staw is about to break the camels back, they are just waiting for that straw and there are several on their way.
That will lead to the USA gaining freedom from the royal/banking cartel, hopefully it will then spread through Europe, though i half expect the police state to be rushed in to communist Europe at a rate of knots as they retreat AGAIN from the USA.
Though with a free and powerful USA how long will the EUSSR last?
expect a wall to go up in europe!
Notsure, in response, I think that you may be correct. Perhaps I should say that the only chance that exists of avoiding a totalitarian police state via peaceful democratic means, is to vote in a UKIP Government. Though no guarantee, it is still the only shot we have.
Tory, Labour and Liberal are all part of the problem. Are UKIP really an establishment puppet established to mop up votes that defect from the tories? Maybe, but from what policies they support on everything from the EU to climate change, I agree with them.
As for fractional reserve banking, well, one step at a time. Get us out of the EU first then establish honest subservient banking.
Mr Ned, a Tory government is the essential first step to reassert our primacy over the troughers, ‘nothing-to-hide’-coppers and corrupt bankers: but first, we have to destroy Labour.
I suggest we give the Tories a fair crack – say 30 days – then if it is clear they are not going to deliver we go about destroying them too. Dave’s time as PM could be short lived. John Redwood and Dan Hannan will be waiting, and the one thing you can be sure of, they ain’t Bilderbergers.
Happy Easter and all the best for 1982, from all of us at the Alzheimers Society.
OH. Only 2 more years to 1984! If the top 4 readers are from HoP, Pravda and Oxbridge, why’s UK so F****d?
The Conservatives are a distant memory, no such party exists anymore.
Corrupt EUSSR rubber stampers and apparatchiks is what they are.
“I don’t trust the new peer lord leader and the way Nigel surrendered his leadership.
seems rather fishy to me.”
You’ve gone round the bend
No doubt Kilroy Silk was a Comunist Banker New World Order plant to make those against the EU look like stupid cun’ts
nutters
Why so touchy and defensive if it has no merit?
Someone get close to the truth of your plans?
UKIP is a wasted vote, not a single one of their candidates has an earthly of getting elected. Not one. UKIP are nothing but a diversion to split the anti-Labour vote.
“Guido’s care in the community for delusional paranoids says:
January 2, 2010 at 10:30 am
“I don’t trust the new peer lord leader and the way Nigel surrendered his leadership.
seems rather fishy to me.”
You’ve gone round the bend
No doubt Kilroy Silk was a Comunist Banker New World Order plant to make those against the EU look like stupid cun’ts
nutters”
very good! now do you have a point to make based on facts or theory raher than name calling? and you call any free thinker with a wider view of politics a nutter?
now lets take a look at farage and the lord.
farage steps down claiming he wants to concentrait on the bercow seat.
this sounds about as convincing as mps who step down to `spend more time with the family`.
it is quite likely that nigel has been nobbled.
someone has some dirt on him and forced him to stand down.
nigel was ukips biggest assett and most powerfull speaker who could reach accross the political divide unlike the peer.
is the peer a nwo stooge?
i dont know but he has links to a goverment that was riddled with nwo bilderberg stooges – thatchers tories.
and the peer makes a big thing about islamism etc.
this new religious/racial agenda is quite at odds with ukips past approach to politics, it seems more of an attempt to steal the cloths of the rising bnp. leaving two parties near identical and fighting for the same area. ukip have stolen almost all the bnps policies over the last few years-is it because of the rise of the bnp or because ukip are a state vote splitter?
this will cut into the bnp vote but free up the more liberal tory labour vote. they are also standing in barking where griffin is standing which may be enough to keep anti eussr nick out and pro eussr labour in!
sounds like a vote splitting party to me, especially as he bnp offered to cut a deal with ukip on where each party stands to maximise the anti eu vote-ukip said no and would rather waste money and resources where they have no effect other than splitting the anti eu vote!
Nigel stepping down to `spend more time with his family`lol
the first thing the lord did was steal the BMPs cloths.
looks more like a vote splitting clone party these days.
Rochdale: First Savage Race Attack of 2010
A MAN was assaulted by a gang in a brutal race attack.
The 21-year-old white victim was walking with his girlfriend on Clarkes Lane, Rochdale, when they were approached by a large group of Asian teenagers.
The group began attacked the couple while shouting vile abuse. Although the 17-year-old girl managed to struggle free, her boyfriend was repeatedly punched and kicked. He suffered a fractured ankle and injuries to his nose and face.
manchestereveningnews
So why haven’t they been able to control who comes into the country? We have a vast number of illegal immigrants, some have been employed by the Home Office? Why are they so selective about who they monitor and control?
“I’m researching Yvette’s origins”
That’s easy mate, it’s Thailand where the Kathoey originate from.
What a brilliant quote of the day!!
More climate change nutters
EU globalist Dave has said this ecoloon course will be compulsory for all at a cost of £500,000 each.
Off corse he knows its alll bollocks but it is what his bilderberg banking masters demand!
Don’t forget if you connot afford the £500,000 the bilderberg private world bank/fed reserve will lend you the fiat money they will pay to themsels at interest.
you will never repay the interest(thr real money), you are now in effect their slaves – to a ponzi sceme.
sound familiar?
it should!
its what gordon has just done!
Meanwhile…
Ken Clarke wants to put up taxes
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/election-2010/6924891/Ken-Clarke-Tories-are-ready-to-put-up-taxes-to-cut-the-deficit.html
That wouldn’t be the same fat Ken the bilderberger, traitor, anti democracy, corporate whoring scumbag would it?
Why is this fat treacherous basterd in the Tories in a top position considering he did all he could to destroy our democracy and freedoms while helping to hand us over to a totalitarian big goverment socialist state?
Oh that’s right because they are all, bilderberger, traitor, anti democracy, corporate whoring scumbags at the top of the Tories and the rest are whoes for the cash!
Nonsense!- the Fuehrers testicle did not go AWOL-It was donated by our Glorious Russian allies (from the Fuehrers corpse) via 51st Highland Division as a war trophy to a Major Brown (Royal Army Medical Corp) from Dunfermline, Scotland, who was a pioneer Geneticist but selfishly+sucessfully transferred it to his own void sack in a bid to satisfy the nymphomanial Mrs Brown (Queen Victoria no relation)
Sadly, the resulting fruit of such weird science was our own beloved Fuehrer und former Kanzler,-(following the genetic fathers occupation) Gordon Braun.Unfortunately this unique experiment was not the sucess it first appeared.
The offspring ended up with a whole series of genetic deficiencies esp in the gonads and brain.
Psychotic periods developed in puberty and have unfortunately deteriorated resulting in violent mood swings affecting those in the immediate vicinity who often ended up with injuries from projectiles known as V1′s and V2′s that the Fuehrer launced in their target areas, usually the face.
It was hoped the Pre Frontal lobotomy he underwent would have ameliorated the situation-sadly this does not appear to be the case.Medication proved inadequate and all enquiries as to the Fueherers medication have been pooh poohed
Nursing care 24/7 has been of some use, but the inevitable retiral later in the New Year would seem to be the most humane outcome for all concerned.
Colonel Mad, you might find she originates from Eva Braun’s left breast – well Ms Balls is a bit of a tit!
My pathologists have failed to identify any mammary glands for analysis.Thailand may hold the key and I shall be wintering there.
Petrie dish.
IF Codd is the source of the name Codswallop is Balls the source for Balls-up as Brown is the source for being in the Brown-stuff?
The BBC at number 4? I suppose they have to get their news from somewhere.
Now you know where all the licence fee goes!
They are scared of Guido and the internet. And so they should be.
The results of their recent BBC Trust ‘Hear Your Views’ exercise might have put the shits into them: they will have been shocked to see how much ground they have lost.
Why do you think they made it so long and boring filled with loaded questions in the first place.
But as you rightly say maybe enough people where angry enough to sift through the banal questions and information requests to tell them what they really think.
Gordon still loves me.
Ed Balls can’t read ( like so very many other things he can’t do ), so maybe his nanny is reading it to him and leaving out any hurtful stuff.
It’s a problem caused by swivelly eyes, the not able to focus on anything important
( to him, that includes the gorgeous pouting Yvette ).
Ed Balls – Still in his first term as an MP.
How many other ‘freshmen’ get on like he does?
Ed Miliband
Competence? Nope
Experience in the role? Nope
Nepotism and extreme loyalty to the Fuhrer? That’ll be it.
At least his Missus was an original Blair Babe and has some provenance.
Ed Balls is in his first and last term.His political career will end this year.I suggest that he changes his name and emigrates.
Not with a name like that you won’t! –
Prime Minister Balls, and his lady wife Mrs. Balls.
Maybe Yvette sees herself as another Iron Lady and Blinky as her handyman. He shouldn’t make too many assumptions about his automatic succession.
Yvette the Iron Lady-boy
give me you’re sons… give me you’re sons and make sure you show my courage!.
Public Relations by Gordon Brown .. “Christ I hope he’s dead ”.
Punchy.I like it.
He’s our sort of cock puppet.
You need help you sick C*nt !
Why worry about the pennies stolen on MP’s expenses when the really big losses on privatisation share deals are not being accounted for by The Treasury in the 2009 Spending Outturn accounts.
Billions have been wiped out.
Surely Guido’s portfolio could be shelved while you value Gordon’s!!!!!
Something else he’s not taken into account is that the tax returns for this year will be very low not many buisnesses have made money this year so that means he’ll have to borrow more money ! thats if he can find anyone to lend it to him n
Fear not! I’ve got a John Bull printing set all ready to go in a barn on my farmy farm.
Revenue in 2009 was reported as 496 Billion by BDO accountants. Down from 606 billion in 2008.
Darling’s projected revenue was 550 billions. See BDO website PRESS section.
Mmm, interesting. Certainly demands clear and unquivocal explanation from Darling, Brown and the Treasury bods. I’m used to reading accounts but this set seems full of pseudo-techno babble – always a bad sign, in blinding with science mode, trying to confuse and not illuminate. To report financial adjustments of such financial magnitude without any proper explanatory notes is well iffy.
Follow the money…
Keep digging, Bean Counter. What are the losses on Gordon’s share protfolio accounted for?
The government admits to spending GBP 620 billion as at the PBR although both you and I suspect the figures due to the way the accounts are presented, with GBP 185 billion of unexplained ‘accounting adjustments’.
Income by April 2010 is targeted on GBP 440 billion or so according to the projected borrowing, and Darling confirming that the figures in the forecast will be met…which is down by 25% on 2008 (606 billion), no less!!!!!
If we add back GBP 90 billion of the ‘accounting adjustment’ (half of it) into spending, as we suspect it is a fudging of expenditure into a capital account of some kind, we get to a figure of GBP 710 billion of spend versus GBP 450 billion of income. That would be 20% of GDP not the 12.5% claimed by Darling.
We need to know what the ‘adjustments’ are and we need to now how the losses in shares are being accounted for and liabilities for the bank’s toxic assets. As the kind of business the government is running has new categories, you would expect new categories to appear in the accounts from previous years.
7. imperial college london -doh!
“London borough of hackney”
Random!
Hackney is a well known den of municipal thievery…has been for years….they were probably on the lookout for troughing tips
To the thieving scumbags of the Houses of Parliament.
We will throw you out. We will find out everything you have done. You will pay for it.
Your lame excuses are pitiful. Already you are scared to walk the streets. It will get worse. Was it worth it?
Ban mps from bbc.
0ooooooooo000
your ard
wheres ya andbag?
MPS,
United,
will never be defeated!
With all the biggest git MP’s retiring and hopefully a new none partisan intake, what’s to stop the HOC passing a bill to retrospectively stop the troughing gits from having their disgusting massive severance packages?
And next the disgusting bankers ….
I am pleased to report that no British soldiers at all have been killed in Afghanistan this year. The death counter has been reset to zero. (The soldier who died this morning was injured yesterday, so his death doesn’t count). We will of course not be counting the deaths of Afghan men, women and children as this could be counterproductive. Happy New Year everybody.
No, you are wrong the soldier died yesterday afternoon.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1239854/British-soldier-killed-bomb-Afghanistan-New-Years-Eve-ends-grisly-year-UK-forces.html
The 2010 slate is clean. There have been no deaths of soldiers in Afghanistan this year.
Good, declare a victory and bring the troops home.
Yes and line the streets of wooton basset when those muslim extremists plan to march.
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Lets hope the powers that be ban them from marching.
To Granny smith.
Now yer talkin,but it won’t happen,can you really see Gorgon letting this take place.
I know that he is an inane saving the world freak but even he I would suggest cannot let this happen in Wooton Basset of all places.
This muslim bunch are sabre rattling,they know that they will NOT be allowed to demonstrate in this particular place.
Just imagine the fallout for Liebour with this one,the English Defence League and possibly the B an P would have a bloody field day and on top of this I wouldn’t think the public would be too thrilled,I know were you are coming from with this one and I agree.
The English Defence League if you remember came off the back of the muslim demo’s in Luton and it would appear are gaining support.
Based on this I would imagine Gordo can’t let this happen.
What’s the betting that Brown will do his “You can’t see me!” trick?
Can anyone tell me how much additional debt we have accrued already this year alone ?
I think it was running at £6000 per second – check out the spectator website they have a real time counter
The figures published so far don’t include losses on privatisation share purchases. It is likely that these are valued in government accounts at historic cost and not at market, despite more than halving.
Wasn’t it that we had to work until about April before earning a crust for ourselves? Can some work out how long we have work now (to the nearest decade).
Its good news, because the rate of increase is falling.
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To Ken Woodchef.
Only joking but are you on my planet or PRAVDA’S.
Coming in at No 4, fuck you BBC.
‘a touch of the beeboids’
You are P D James and I claim A Certain Justice.
All people with loads of time on their hands to sit on their arses at a computer while the rest of us have to work !
I see that the Palace of Westminster are at number 1.
Hope they now have a clear understanding of the very low opinion we all have of the
‘Honourable’ members who claim to serve us.
Who would have thought it?
Unless it is the staff of the MPs using this site to find out what their bosses are up to?
Hey, we got No.1 spot, so get back to paying your taxes.
They still just don’t get it, you know, or they would be doing the decent thing – strictly dancing at the end of a rope.
Bankers next… or pay it back, all of it plus interest.
Think this Common Purpose video should be blasted across every pro-British blog, never seen this pushed and only a few views compared with other videos.
http://www.stopcp.com
I have been wondering for several months what Common Purpose is up to.
I have been following the superb research of Brian Gerrish for about a year now and Common Purpose is an evil organisation that has recruited senior executives from the BBC and senior personnel from local authorities, the police, the NHS, the Home office, Universities, LEA’s, schools, and most areas of British governance, into their mind-control programmes.
They are a dangerous cancer at the heart of this country and they are working tirelessly to turn the UK into a broken failed state so that their recruits, also known as the “future leaders of the post democratic society” can pick up the pieces and lead the wreckage into the “post democratic” [after democratic, or no-longer democratic, or formerly democratic] age as a compliant part of a post democratic global age. A global fascist dictatorship.
All fascism is, is a version of communism whereby the losses are still socialised, but the profits are privatised to enrich an elite few.
Global warming Copenhagen Conference a Left Wing excuse for setting up a Global Bureaucracy funded by Carbon trading?
Climate Change a natural occurance which needs to be taken seriously, but without the excuse of World domination by any one group of fanatics.
Extreme Left and Extreme Right – no fundimental difference, both despise genuine Democracy, one man one vote, and take advantage of the complacency of the average voter.
Very few people emerge from Common Purpose with their prejudices – or working practices – unchanged. As their perspective gets wider, their vision improves.
Sign up Harriet Haterman now!
First time I had heard of this. Not 100% convinced, but if true this is very scary stuff indeed. I downloaded a list of known members and discovered that no less than three senior staff at my place of work (a small housing association), including the chief exec, are “graduates” of common purpose.
As the conspiracy theory predicts, these three “graduates” are currently operating a blatantly destructive policy of sabotage against the organisation. Two of the “graduates” clearly fall into the “useful idiot” category and would be easily susceptible to manipulation. The other (the chief exec) is a more intelligent, especially greedy, elitist who is a rabid new labour member.
Thanks. Very interesting…
For fuck’s sake, why won’t this twat take even one day off from jinxing his beloved “hard-working families”?
Gordon Brown to intervene in closure of Corus plant
It’s a bit late now, Gordon!
Finger in every pie? No no, that’s Prezza.
With Prezza that’s more likely to be teeth in every pie!
Cream pie Prezza.
How could he ever whip up any cream with his tiny little knob?
Finger in staff members pie more like
watch where your walking around redcar !
if that dirty scruffy piss soaked tramp “Vera Beard” is the MP there !
THERE’LL BE DOG SHIT EVERYWHERE !
She needs her fucking nose rubbing in it scruffy cow !
Gordon Brown’s hand on everything he touches is its death nell – look no further than the British economy – ‘nough said.
How come we didnt make the list ?
Well done, Guido! This site is proof of an old business maxim. Give people what they want and do it well and customers will come flooding in.
Mobile functionality? Guy News TV as a mobile function would be a good idea, I think.
Interestingly enough, Gordon’s doing the troika trick, again. I.E., throwing off voters he thinks he doesn’t need. student and green votes not wanted by Brown.
2,000,000 page views a month? That’s 2,000,000 visits of people learning something the government would rather they didn’t know…
This site works just fine on my HTC hero.
I have an upgrade later this year. I’ll look at one of these. Thanks fror mentioning it.
This site already seems to be set up to work efficiently on the I-Phone already. Assume you’ve set that up Guido??
Otherwise the I-Phone is even better than I thought!!
WordPress has a function to allow it’s blogs to be viewed by the iPhone automatically via it’s browser sniffing, it just renders via a different CSS.
The excellent climate blog, wattsupwiththat.com looks the same as this blog on an iPhone.
That’s because you’r listed under BBC.
Brown’s Bureaucratic Clowns.
Why should the mention of a YouTube video have to await moderation?
Not seeen this before, censor in place?
It’ll be an automatic function. Trouble is they cvan get a bit overexcited at times!
BBC = Brown’s Bitching Cocksuckers.
Brown’s bitching cocksuckers are Mandy,Nick and Balls.The beeb is more plural in its perversions.
Yeah yeah
Guido,
two things:
did the bunker at number 10 show up?
do you know if Milliband reply to the letter?
Happy new year to you
Happy New Year to you all.
I hope 1982 brings you all good tidings.
All the best from the National Alzheimer’s Society
Name any form of dementia you like mate, and they couldn’t do any worse than that mental fuckup in No 10.
A very happy Tory New Year to you.
Happy new year Guido, and thanks for the entertaining and informative blog over the last year, I wish you well and all those you care for
well by midday on the first day of a new year the UK news included
1. another soldier dead in Afghanistan
2. another potential ‘terror’ plot in Pakistan
3. another Government report on our ‘misuse’ of alcohol
UK government = Social control of a nation state by internal and external means
Tapestry: Its bloody frightening.
It looks like 2010 will be the year when Brown’s self inflicted, debt fueled boom finally catches up with every working man and woman in this country and it will be very painful.
I’ve got a new year message for Gordon “A curse on you,the incompetent shower of shite you lead and the political philosophy that spawned you”.
I think I need a lie down.
there was a man lying down in the car park earlier. I pushed my trolley convoy past him. he’s gone now. expect he was tired.
Prepare the fancy dress for our Parity Party if sterling falls below the euro..
Douglas McWilliams chief executive
centre for economics and business research ltd
dmcwilliams@cebr.com07525287112
My reading of the economy post‐PBR is that the UK economy is now walking only 5 yards away fromthe edge of the cliff. An unexpected gust could blow us over.
The gilts markets gave an unambiguous thumbs down to the PBR with an immediate 30 basis point hike in bond yields. But the real risk to the UK economy probably comes across the exchanges. Familiar to anyone who studied or worked as an economist in the 1960s and 1970s, market confidence in the government’s economic strategy is critical.
It appears that the markets are betting on David Cameron and hoping that he will slash excessive public spending. Labour’s PBR, which added £6 billion to public spending and continued to assume that an implausible above trendeconomic growth rate post 2010 would bail them out, did not go down well. The markets are giving the UK some slack and giving Brown and Darling the creditof assuming that either they are not telling the truth and willalso cut public spending after the election or that they will be voted out. It is a sad state when the Chancellor’s economic strategy depends on convincing the financial markets that he is a liar!
What this means that if the opinion polls between now and March 25 or May 6 show the Tory lead dropping well into the single figure zone, they will have kittens and probably start a sterling sell off. Meanwhile the rating agencies, who generally run behind the real world, are looking for an excuse to downgrade the UK government from its AAA rating, following countries like Greece.
There are far too many variables and far too much uncertainty for us to have a very firm view about what will happen. But opinion polls are volatile (the techies believe that this reflects some of the weighting used to ‘improve’the crude results) and it would be unusual for there not to be at least one wild poll showing Labour doing well, even if the underlying views are different.
Meanwhile, the euro has also got a potential downside, because to be frank it has not worked. When it was set up, it was assumedthat economic performance between Germany and the rest of Europe would converge. This has not happened –quite the reverse ‐and when Germany is forced to bail out much of the rest of Europe it is hard to see the euro remaining as strong.
Whether the markets react to the UK’s fragile public finances before they react to the divergence ofperformance in the euro zone will determine whether sterling drops below parity with the euro.
If I had to bet, I would bet on the side of parity being broken.If it happens, then cebr will schedule a parity party. Reflecting the underlying economic reality, it will be BYOB (for those who were not students once this means Bring YourOwn Booze). The cautious amongst us should probably prepare by buying their skiing cash in advance while the opinion polls still show a strong Tory lead.
Source CEBR
Interesting stuff, AC1, but the euro is under a good deal of pressure too. This is thanks partly to the PIGs but the majority of EU member states are now operating outside the guidelines. The Euro could become the dollar of 2010 and go down together with sterling, IMHO.
I agree. I don’t necessarily agree with every link I post, I just think people here might be interested.
Make the most of it Guido, when tat starts his blog then you will have some real competition! NOT.
Tat’s blog will be the sort of dump where you wipe your feet on the way out.
How do you know tat hasn’t already got a blog?!
Tell us where it is, and we’ll go and bash his skull in.
http://www.guidemag.com/magcontent/invokemagcontent.cfm?ID=0759954A-DDA4-11D3-AD920050DA7E046B
*snigger*
Didn’t think tat’d be so good looking.
Big Gord knew
Big Gord knew
Hopefully he is content and happy. I am now.
Nike. I suspect young tat is still licking his wounds. I recall he did get some relentless & well deserved stick a few threads ago. Haven’t seen him since.
Much nicer place here without him, though.
In 2005, the old pre election pledge card trick was recycled yet again.
The six pledges: – And my understanding is that a pledge is worth far more than a promise
1. Your family better off = NO
2. Your family treated better and faster = No
3. Your child achieving more = No
4. Your country’s borders protected = Don’t be silly!!
5. Your community safer = Like Hell!!
6. Your children with the best start = no
As with everything they have tried to do it is a complete and utter failure – for the good of the country they need to resign.
And we all thought Soviet style government, ie, complete and utter fucking failure, was finished in 1989.
There’s an idiot who is a Labour candidate who is campaigning against the NHS. That HIS government has been in charge of for 12 years!
Idiot Labour PPC campaigns against HIMSELF, in effect!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/6916478/Harriet-Harman-to-play-key-role-in-Labour-election-campaign.html
“Harriet Harman to play key role in Labour election campaign Harriet Harman is to play a key role “fronting” Labour’s general election campaign next year, the Daily Telegraph has learnt… The deputy Labour leader’s role is the latest indication of Peter Mandelson’s diminishing influence.”
Or Brown’s not living in the real world?
Assisted by that other great popular left wing figure Arthur Scargill
Ha Ha Ha
Get your own fucking name!
Lazy c*nt.
will that do?
Fantastice news for Labour’s opponents !
If Brown’s had any sense he’ll let Harman nowhere near the media during the election campaign. That woman only has to open her “gob” and Labour immediately loses thousands of votes to the Tories
Harman is viewed by most as a total crank. Leadership would never suit her. However, it is a fantastic wind of fortune for the other parties. What worries me most is that the Labour Party is still retaining such a solid ‘Lump’ of support. Just have the feeling that these Marxists are so out of touch with the real World, that they will try and impose even more ridiculous diktats on the long suffering population. If they had any sense they would just stop and concentrate on getting more donors to fight the Election with spending. they certainly have no sensible policies in the wings. Brown keeps gawping and talking, but even if he told the truth from here on in, his credibility is so shot that it would have no effect.
Well done Guido, Good luck for 2010, keep it up em!!
Wonder if the top 5 viewers are learning anything?
1. houses of parliament
2. oxford university
3. university of cambridge
4. british broadcasting corporation
5. conservative central office
No. 10 Downing Street doesn’t appear to be on the list.
No. 10 might use a proxy server or be running off the Parliament server
I think you must mean the cabinet office server. The government and parliament are of course quite separate, so No10 couldn’t possibly use a parliamentary server.
You really sure about that?
They don’t have a server in No 10, I believe they use a trough
Of course not!
Why is RBS at number 55? You would imagine those fuckwits would be in the top ten.
Guido you should charge RBS £30 administrative costs everytime one of them visits this site !
+claps+
…and put it into an escrow account on behalf of all taxpayers.
splendid idea!
Happy New Year Guido.
You suggest that three quarters of all MPs are liars.
Only three quarters?
The other 40% lied about not being liars.
Any MP who say’s i’m not a liar !
is in fact a fucking liar !
Have you ever heard any MP answer a straight question ?
they will say anything but the answer !
also in this year 2010 i would like to see them drop the term”right honourable ” as the whole world now knows there is not an honourable fucker in the place !
It ‘s not a lie if you believe it!
If it’s the right thing to do.
At next PMQs take a look along the government front bench and ask yourself – can you see anyone there with more than a single-digit IQ? Can you say whether you would trust any one of them to tell the truth? To give an answer that is even remotely honest? To even attempt to answer the question? There for our benefit or merely to spend more time with their massive egos at our (vast) expense? Would you buy a secondhand car from any of them? (I wouldn’t even set foot on their forecourt.) Would you even trust any of them to take your dog for a walk without finishing up in some kind of Frank Spencer-inspired disaster?
So why does 28% of the electorate still think that these vile and incompetent bastards should have their hands on the levers of power after the GE?
Surely the 8th Wonder of the World?
All you little people need is a nightly fix of Celebrity Strictly Pop Factor on Fucking Ice and we can do what the fuck we like.
Muwahhhhhahahahaaaaaaaaa! Simpletons!
Fascinating reading Guido, (Cue Pick of the Pops music) we had a hoot guessing who would be next as we read down the hot 100 countdown, what a lot of bankers there are.
I wonder which server would MI5/6 hide behind, perhaps the same as the bunker server?
Don’t believe it G! I bet any money all of them corporate high-paid hoons are outnumbered by a mad assortment of impoverished individual OAPs swathed in winter woolies and sat at their PCs in unheated front rooms… According to my own home-style research that is.
i agree with this comment
i’m old and ruddy cold in my little box of a den what’s not got heating but plenty of mars bars and a beaker for me false teeth – oldies but goldies eh lads…. what are we talking about???
Have the visitors been?
Half past two, dear.
domain qinetiq
79. European Patent Office???
What’s that all about, then? Are they concerned that Guido is infringing on some patented product or other? Hmmm…..
The patented use of turkey basters in reproductive medicine.
I’ve already put my patent application in for a battery operated version, so don’t even think about it.
For a thrill and a spill?
i must have been off the planet at the time of this story What’s With The Fucking Turkey Baster ? Please tell me ??????????/
You would have had to be in another fucking universe not to get this particular reference.
AND ???????
He’s saying Gordon and Women (unlike Men) seldom physically interact.
Gordon Brown is a K’nob jockey. Not exactly a well hidden fact.
Mind you, the University of Vienna (just above) is a slightly from off field as well?. And at 92, UEA – do you think that was a certain department?
Yes, I wondered about the UEA, too!
You mean the department that currently has the heating turned off and all the windows wide to the world due to the heat ?
It doesn’t take much research time to fake climate data.
Nah, AC1 but it takes a lot of Grant Money to make the conclusion credible for Public Consumption.
In my day an MPs research assistants first job was to read the papers while drinking a coffee and photocopy any stories of interest.
Political bloggs must now be part of that Research.
Morning wankers,hope you choke on your Starbucks.
…the rest must be lying.
They’re politicians, what do you expect, the truth???
++++++++BREAKING NEWS+++++++
Police have issued warning off a massive car crash the length and breath of the Country.
It is understood that the biggest pile up of all time has been identified as her Majesties Government.
The driver is understood to have been a Mr Gordon Brown.
Police have confirmed that it may take until May before work can begin on removing the wreckage which has been described as “an absolute f****n mess of cosmic proportions”.
GOVERNMENT SURPLUS FOR SALE : several large bank vaults !(Vacant possession ) GENUINE REASON FOR SALE
now surplus to requirements
these bank vaults are ideal for the storage of large ammounts of gold
would suit successfull despot’s from large third world countries to store oversea’s aid money
in a safe secure enviroment
away from all those desperate starving peasants who might try to steal it from you
a rare opportunity to own such spacious property only just appearing on the market
due to the british governments redistribution of wealth policy
to make the world bullion dealers richer by a mass clear out of unwanted gold (at bargin prices)
anyone intrested in arranging a viewing should contact the caretaker c/o the Bank of England( immediate possession available)
I know a good use for them.
Open an exclusive club, let the celebrities in but (here’s the cunning bit) don’t let them out again! This way we’ll be saved details of Martine McCutcheon’s latest hair do from henceforth.
Your fucking grammar and spelling are awful.
Just what we expect from this corrupt, incompetent government.
… or did I not get the joke?
Labour’s 10 Year Economic Boom Evaporated into an Even Bigger Bust
John Majors Conservative government handed the New Labour government an economic growth machine back in 1997. In the course of the first 2 years of the new government, the Labour party managed to restrain its traditional tendencies of wasting money by sticking to strict limits on government spending. However, following these first two years, the Labour party let rip with a vengeance on the back of North Sea Oil revenues and the Casino Banking Sector profits that ensured that Britain skipped the Dot Com / Sept 11th recession of 2001-2002 that hit many other countries including the United States.
Unfortunately, Tony Blair and Gordon Brown took this as a sign that they had acquired the Midas touch, and further escalated spending on the public sector. With booming revenues from fictitious profits from the mark to market banking sector (for the purpose of paying huge bonuses), the Labour Government repeatedly broke its own Golden rules of balancing the countries finances over an economic cycle.
If Labour had stuck to its own rules during the good times as they had repeatedly promised the electorate at each election, then Britain would not now be peering over the financial abyss of an inflationary debt spiral.
Labour hubris (as posted by Guido above):
Gordon Brown said
“What you as the City of London, have done for financial services, we as a government intend to do for the economy as a whole.”
Mansion House speech, June 2002
Enough is enough.
Bring on the election.
The problem the the Conservatives have is that the full consequences and implications of Browns ruined economy is that they have yet to hit us . Brown and his Government have spent 2009 effectively concealing and hiding these effects by quatatative easing and the rest. We are in a kind of “phoney war” situation where despite the biggest recession in Living memory , for most people, nothing has changed in fact my Mortgage has never been cheaper, drinks all round Recession what recession !
But the storm is coming , Browns hope is that it comes when Cameron is in power then Labour can blame them.
This was the clear message from Browns Disgraceful New Years Address the other day.
Agreed, enough is enough, clueless and driving the country hard into the ground, this is criminal. It is amazing how the great leader has disappeared, the odd (and they are add) message frommthe bunker, it is as if he has to take long breaks, should the health question be asked again?
Take the long walk to the palace, courage he has not got, just over five months to go!!!
Just how long is an ‘Economic Cycle’? I was led to understand that 10 years is normal. Under Brown it appears to be a totally random timeframe, which is able to be re-calculated at his whim.
To Nike.
Well he is a random kind of guy,just like his sworn enemy teflon tone no name,the edukator.
Happy new year Guido,brilliant stuff,and happy new year to other bloggers on this site.
Happy new year (NOT) to Gordoom McMental and his miserable bunch of Commie arseholes.
You mean, right wing commie?
Left-wing fascist, same thing.
I feel that they are Marxist, but perhaps someone could care to define the actual brand of Communism that has been invoked on us over the last 10 years.
Yep, it’s Marxist. The same infection sweeping through US and EUSSR. Brown’s a fervent leader on this. Asshole… Just look up Frankfurt School on interweb.
I really hope that Brown is reading this site today!
I hate you and your policies and party with every fibre of my being!! Roll on the GE, I have a lovely image of the removal men laughing as they move you out, breaking your fingers as they cling to the No 10 railings, (the constable will be inside keeping warm…).
Keep up the good work Gordon; what ever happened to the Whigs? You will be known as the “man” who consigned Socialism to the political wilderness.
Jonty Pryor, ‘Derek Barker’ and I get aroused by telling lies for this torture concealing, war crimes guilty, social mobility failing crap Labour governent.
Comical Alis for Gordon and his morons.
The Universities would be where your trolls came from.
Yeah that figures. Most of them are thick as shit.
The Underwear Bomber was allowed to carry out his attack by the Americans. It was a “False Flag” operation to create a public opinion that will allow the Full patriot Act to be brought in.
Was Obama aware? I doubt it myself
now, there’s a surprise……
nice to know Gorgon is doing all he can to help …. full body scanning devices and all – land of the free NO MORE
When the underwear bomber eventually wends his way back to the UK (thanks to the equalities Bill) there will be an excellent position for him in the Marks and Sparks Large Pants Department.
i dont know what all the fuss is about !
It is common knowledge that most Nigerians carry a large package in their “Y” fronts !
Hope all airports carry a large chopper. Need to look inside Heather Mills’ leg …..no knowing what she would do for publicity
Don’t worry the goverment only have plans to irradiate your children in responce to them allowing this man with NO PASSPORT on a plane!
Also helps them start another war – oh what a surprise!
the new millimetre-wave scanners don’t irradiate the target, unlike X-ray machines.
Japs could go straight through
Our ‘extra large Y front’ sales are bulging.
Only a Conspiracy Theorist and an Enemy of Freedom Loving Peoples would believe that!
Breaking News Mangledbum resigns from government
to become Chief “Y”front inspector at Heathrow !
er hang on chaps are we going to believe the news on Russia Today?
I don’t know !
What is the news on Russia today ?
Some obviously do… I wonder does wearing a tinfoil hat give them dandruff?
Here’s an interesting link for those without tinfoil hats
http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2009/12/flight_253_passenger_kurt_hask.html
thats not russian news
Russia today contains more REAL news in one hour than a years worth of the BBC – NOTHING but PROPAGANDA – no debate no counter argument just biased reports and false conclusions.
Still all the sheeple conformists have been well trained – if it’s not on the British Brainwashing Companies propaganda box of lies then it simply dosen’t excist!
Yes some people really are that stupid!
Such as the climate gate emails the BBC knew about a month before they became public and even then the BBC tried to cover it up!
Now get back to xfactor you useful idiots.
http://www.wwj.com/Feds–Second-Person-Handcuffed-After-Airline-Terro/6017131
Interesting link above confirmed.
No Tin Foil hats were harmed in the linking of this article
Funny thing is rfid chips are now used on such things as credit cards and id etc and perhaps soon to be on cars in their pay per mile system.
Tin foil or other such radio screening methods may be a serious option to protect your privacy!
reality is much stranger than fiction when you enter a totalitarian communist system!
As for tin foil hats, well if rfid chips are placed in the body at birth to track and identify you – for your security off course! then it may be a feasable option to have a tin foil lined hat in the near future.
Then your tin foil hat mantra will look rather foolish, won’t it!
So in the long run a tin foil hat would be far more use than a dumb ignorant bastard with his head up his own ass while the unelected take total control of your life, with ever increasing methods of track recording and tracing you, eh!
Two men were in a pub.
Man 1 – I haven’t seen you here before.
Man 2 – I just got back from Afghanistan.
Man 1 – Wow, how was it.
Man 2 – Well, on my first day our base was attacked by rocket fire and shrapnel got lodged in my best friends spine, so I used my field medical training to isolate the wound and carefully remove the shrapnel without any nerve damage. He recovered after about 5 months. Then two days later, we were sent into the red zone and came under heavy fire. I managed to take out seven insurgents which led to their withdrawal, meaning we could return home safely with no casualties.
Man 1 – Oh my God. You’re a hero. I have to buy you a drink, what are you having?
Man 2 – WKD
Man 1 – Fuck off Huhne.
Strange person.
They are not real men that drink that WKD shite.
Over my dead body will they force me to have one of those fruit flavoured radioactive coloured half pint drinks for the same price as my pint.
Stop being wusses and drink pints all you WKD slurpers out there.
Is WKD the preferred drink on this site?
Just asking ‘cos my disparaging rant against WKD drinkers was deleted.
I don’t like WKD, I stick to beer.
So that’s a list of servers that CAN access Guido.
What is more significant are the missing Civil Service servers.
Where are all the blahblahoffice.gov.uk servers????
They will all be blocked !
after all they don’t want civil servants knowing
what the Real People with Real Jobs
think of their lord’s and masters do they ?
Believe me, Guido is a popular read in the Civil Service, so I’m surprised the departments and quangos don’t figure in the listing. A very touchy subject though. Some departments have blocked Guido for ‘content policy’ grounds. All a bit pointless though as state funded Blackberries abound.
Guido’s site has been essential lunchtime reading for the lower orders at ‘the Ministry’ for some time. Seeing the piss being taken out of the overpaid mandarins and crap politicians whose arses they routinely kiss is good for staff morale in these difficult times.
For some reason, other CS departments just cut out the pictures (or most of them) but let the text through.
Don’t come to work on Monday. You’ll be ‘gardening’. You fuck.
Sarah Brown spread your legs!
I’m coming in.
“Sometimes I think six impossible things before breakfast”
http://twitter.com/SarahBrown10/statuses/7266866123
Hey Sarah, why don’t you visit Fawkes’ blog and find out what people think other than those in mental institutions?
Stephen Fry is a genius.
I’ve got a brain the size of Prescott’s dick.
SF, The poor man’s Mr. Kipling?
Stephen genius is a fry
Gordon Brown is Heterosexual
Gordon Brown is Heterosexual
Gordon Brown is Heterosexual
Gordon Brown is Heterosexual
Gordon Brown is Heterosexual
Gordon Brown is Heterosexual
I’ve looked into this homo/hetero question vis-a-vis Brown and my conclusion is that he’s a non-combatant.Rugby injuries I’m afraid.
He wasn’t booted in the Japs-Eye.
Gordon brown is a cox-less pippin.
What were you thinking before breakfast today, then, Sarah?
“No more boom and bust”.✔
“Labour will borrow only to invest over the business cycle.”✔
“No 10% spending cuts under Labour”.✔
“Britain is leading the world out of recession”.✔
“Spain is in the G20″.✔
“British jobs for British workers”.✔
Most things your husband believes to be true seem actually to be impossible… at least while he continues to have any influence over them. It’s not that fucking hard to come up with a mere six…
Your husband winning the election being one of the 6 .
Brown will be written about in the History Books for centuries to came as the very least respected, least able, and least popular Prime Minister EVER.
He will be the catalyst that sees socialism die on its feet, and his Family will forever have to live with the shame that he has brought on them all.
Yeah – like do us a favour and slit your grotty hubbie’s (that’s a laugh for starters!) throat.
My new year’s resolution is to quit smoking drugs.
Intravenously only for 2010.
Fuck off you tedious little сunt.
To all our readers in Conservative Central Office…… the Scottish Tories are a pile of shite.
Tories is a redundant word in the above.
Irrespective of the fact that half the Labour Cabinet comes from Scottish seats Scotland will be an irrelevance in the coming General Election campaign – the Tories have absolutely zero chance of gaining any seats there – it’ll be a straight fight between Labour& SNP with a little inconsequential side action from the LibDems.
The real fight for who forms the next government is in the “English Marginals” and the Tories are way way ahead of Labour in most of them
Hitler tried National Socialism before Salmond.They both failed.The Tories will get 14 Scottish seats this year.
Half the cabintet ???? Are you sure this is correct or is it just a sad liitle Englander who is really a racist c unt making things up to fit his delusions ???
Ok prove me wrong give me the figures or shut the fuck up !!!!
The Rt Hon Gordon Brown MP Lothianally Challenged
Leader of the House of Commons
Lord Privy Seal
Minister for Women and Equality Harriet Harman QC MP Anglo
First Secretary of State
Lord President of the Council
Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills Lord Mandelson PC* Anglo
Chancellor of the Exchequer The Rt Hon Alistair Darling MP LC
Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs The Rt Hon David Miliband MP Vanili Anglo
Lord Chancellor
Secretary of State for Justice The Rt Hon Jack Straw MP Anglo
Secretary of State for the Home Department The Rt Hon Alan Johnson MP Anglo
Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs The Rt Hon Hilary Benn MP Anglo
Secretary of State for International Development The Rt Hon Douglas Alexander MP Strathclydally Challenged
Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government The Rt Hon John Denham MP Poetically English
Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families The Rt Hon Ed Balls MP English
Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change The Rt Hon Ed Miliband MP English
Secretary of State for Health The Rt Hon Andrew Burnham MP Not an Anglican bishop but Anglo
Secretary of State for Northern Ireland The Rt Hon Shaun Woodward MP English
Leader of the House of Lords
Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster The Rt Hon The Baroness Royall of Blaisdon PC English
Minister for the Cabinet Office
Paymaster General
Minister for the Olympics The Rt Hon Tessa Jowell MP A Genuine Londoner
Secretary of State for Scotland The Rt Hon Jim Murphy MP East Renfrewshire
Secretary of State for Work and Pensions The Rt Hon Yvette Cooper MP Nessieland
Chief Secretary to the Treasury The Rt Hon Liam Byrne MP Brummie
Secretary of State for Wales The Rt Hon Peter Hain MP Kenya
Secretary of State for Defence The Rt Hon Bob Ainsworth MP English
Secretary of State for Transport The Rt Hon The Lord Adonis PC English
Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport The Rt Hon Ben Bradshaw MP English
Also attend Cabinet meetings
Parliamentary Secretary to the Treasury
Chief Whip of the House of Commons The Rt Hon Nick Brown MP English
Minister of State for Housing and Planning The Rt Hon John Healey MP English
Minister of State for Business, Innovation and Skills The Rt Hon Pat McFadden MP SC
Minister of State for Science and Innovation The Rt Hon The Lord Drayson PC English
Also attending Cabinet meetings when Ministerial responsibilities are on the agenda
The Rt Hon The Baroness Scotland of Asthal PC QC English
The Rt Hon Dawn Primarolo MP English
The Rt Hon Jim Knight MP English
The Rt Hon Rosie Winterton MP English
The Rt Hon Sadiq Khan MP English
If half the cabinet are Scottish then it shows how much Labour has dumbed down education, educashun, educhasion
* He really should be a Mac
Observer ,.the racist ,excludes Baroness Scotland from the master race.
The Lions of Lisbon will have you for breakfast,hun.
Well done Observer, so there you have it you English Halfwits, The cabinet is Chocka full of your own Kind. Stop looking for Countries to scapegoat.
So There are a total of 4 Scots in the Cabinet ( Brown, Murphy,Cooper and Alexander, Darling is English having been born in London ) compared with 18 English and Peter Hoon.
In addition out of the other MP’s who attend Cabinet meetings 1 is a Scot and 9 are English.
So in total we have 5 Scots and 27 English members of the cabinet ( and Peter Hoon)
In addition Recent resignations from the cabinet have included
Hazel Blears English
James Purnell English
Caroline Flint English
Jackie Smith English
So what the fuckity fuck is it that you Little Englanders dont understand about the make up of the cabinet which makes your deluded little minds think that a Scottish Mafia are in charge ????.
No evidence just prejudice.
Forgot to mention another Resignation from the Cabinet.
Ruth Kelly English
And Finally a few other significan others of this Failed Labour Project….
Alistair Campbell English
Damian McBride English
Derek Drapper English
I’ve become more of a gentleman recently.
Today I opened the car door for my wife.
Although we were doing 70mph on the Motorway at the time.
Fuck off you tedious little сunt..
If you have have any better gags, publish them you horrible little scrote.
In other words
PUT UP OR SHUT UP
This is a political blogging site, not a fucking forum for a clown like you.
Now do one.
Getting angry Dave, good !
I’ve got a joke, and it’s fucking you, you c*nt !
You sad fucking labour troll.
Take the advice from 4:11pm.
I like DNNC’s silly jokes.
We rest our fucking case.
Anybody calling themselves barefootcontessa has got to be suspect in all sorts of ways.
You really should get out more contessa.
I just luuuuuurv silly jokes, particularly when they come from Snottingham.
This trolling is poor, I must put a call to the bunker to up the quality a tad.
I thought Bernard Manning was dead?
To stop giving a fuck about politics and politicians, maybe treat myself to some viagra and masturbate more. Perhaps I will have a threesome by using my left hand as well.
tat, we know that’s you.
Where’s TAT gone? I think he’s charming and I have some extra large Y pants to sell.
Gaia’s trying to tell AGW beleivers something.
Snowstorm squelches climate change protest
http://www.sltrib.com/ci_14096723
That was me soz.
Neighbours hear screams from the house of a golf fanatic and they call the police. The police arrive and find the golf fanatic standing over the dead body of his wife. He is holding a golf club that is dripping with blood.
“Is that your wife?” asks the sergeant
“Yes.”
“Have you just beaten her to death with that golf club?”
“Yes I have.”
“Okay, give me the club. How many times did you hit her?”
“I don’t know. Six, seven, could even be eight. Look, just put me down for six.”
Thats fucking shit!
So are the Conservative Party my dear chap
Yeah, I hope you’re in it for the long haul fucktard.
Student level Labour stooges, pitiful.
I have no further cast iron guarantees to give to the electorate but will promise misery.higher taxes,higher unemployment.
We can top that.
We offer you even more misery, even more unemployment, and even higher taxes.
We won’t be beaten into second place by the amateurs in misery, taxation and unemployment.
Trust the experts.
Could you break down these stats into those who commented and those who simply monitor the people they are kacking on please
If this works, Thanks to Ian Dale.
It’s Iain not Ian.I don’t know if it’s celtic affectation or East Anglian in-brededness.
“The largest identifiable portion of readers come from Parliament’s servers” – and yet… still the hoons don’t get the message
The largest identifiable portion of readers come from Parliament’s servers – the window-licking trolls?
SMOKERS!
Don’t wait ’til after sex to have a smoke; Do it doggy style and balance the ash tray on her back.
Give me back my joke book you thieving сunt.
Ouch! That was a low one!
Man standing in the dock
judge say “you sir are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer ”
a voice from the back of the court shouts “you fucking bastard ” !
judge slams the bench “silence in court “!
“you are further charged that you did also beat your daughter to death with a hammer”
a voice from the back of the court shouts
” you fucking shithouse”
judge says “what is the meaning of these out bursts
bring that man forward “!
he says: explain yourself man before i hold you in contempt of court !
well says the man 25 years i lived nextdoor to this c*nt
and every time i asked him if i could borrow a hammer
he said he didn’t have one !
Notice in window of Wine Merchants in Notting Hill
No more than one Member of Parliament
in this shop at any given time.
- The Management
You are Quentin ‘quisling’ Davies, and I claim my 30 pieces of silver.
Now fuck off.
May have already been commented on but anyway.
I note from the latest Sky News that Brown has now called for a high level International meeting in LONDON in late January to discuss radicalisation in Yemen after the recent plane attack.
Now let me get this right
1) The plane left from Amsterdam airport to the USA on an American plane so should not the Americans or the Dutch call for such talks?
2) Should this not be held in Amsterdam or Detroit not London?
3) What the fuck has this to do with us other than for Gordon Brown to again to stick his big nose in and again smooch up to Obama for photo ops in an election year just trying to show people thet he is saving the world when he is just being a total and utter prick.
Remember he tried to get the renewed climate change talks here in London as well but failed. This is all about getting votes and nothing else. Another poster joked a few days agao about the possibility of the man calling for such a meeting but I thought Nah! he would never be so transparent in an election year.
How wrong I was and how low can this traitorous man go. Obviously a lot lower. Next will be a photo with the released hostage but of course he would never go so low or would he?
Tell you what just stop invading people and they may leave you alone. Oh and call a GE so we can be finally rid of this bufoon government
Cos he is trying to show that even as his arsehole colleagues plot his political execution before the election,he is busy getting on with the job (of ruining the world).
Utter shyster – Brown the Soviet spy.
What this thick twat does not realise is that the terrorist threat is not from Afghanistan
how the fuck are they going to get at us here ?
Oh i forgot thousands come here every week in the back of lorries UNCHECKED by this government !
and when we do find them our stupid fucking human shite laws prevent us from getting rid of the sponging fuckers !
the other threat comes from “Home Grown”terrorists
YES! Brown you Thick C*nt “Home Grown” THE CLUE IS IN THE NAME ! home grown in single faith schools !
yes single faith GOVERNMENT FUNDED MUSLIM SCHOOLS no it’s not racist it is fact
there are other government funded schools catholic christian jewish hindo sikh etc
but the difference is they arn’t trying to kill us. simple,
Shut the fucking schools and close the borders simple you Numb C*nt ! !
Vaz is after the ‘High Headyun’ job in Yemen. He just has to create it first, shouldn’t be too difficult for him, since he was born there.
Why don’t we just take that Yemen shithole back under British rule and call it Aden? It could become a sort of Forest Gate/Stratford in the sun. The British Government would then have the opportunity to accelerate its terrorist breeding programme which is now truly a global menace to the free world. Who says Britain can’t have global reach in the 21st century.
Yes why aren’t these schools getting the third degree? They aren’t shy of investigating the likes of Kings College…
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/education/article6954383.ece
This school is a hotbed of choral excellence, guilty of promoting Christmas the world over. It must be stopped before further damage is done to this country’s reputation.
Trinity Mirror at no 16 – does that mean Toilets is reading this? If so, fuck you shit for brains!
Yeah – wife beater and rapist McGuire!
Dog excrement does not get any more repulsive that Kevin wife beater.
Kevin’s wife could beat the shit out of him.Come the revolution he’ll sponge off her until she kicks him out of her Richmond Villa.
He’s not the only big man who can hit women, didn’t that newt man with the whining voice hit his bird outside of some party or other a few years back? Well ‘ard lot them red’s.
On another note I see there are lot’s of universities on the list but not Goldsmiths where one Pat Loughrey recent Director of Nations and Regions at BBC is now to become new warden at said Uni . . . watch out for dumbing down with even more media studies, roll out the red carpet!
Who Read Guido?
Manuel: Si: que
So you mutha fuging MP’s – reading this r u?
Brown – you will be defeated and banished in 2010.
We,de pepil will c to that.
Brown is a drug addict.
“Gordon Brown has called a high-level international meeting in London to discuss methods of countering radicalisation in Yemen, in the wake of the Christmas Day airline bomb attack”
I forecast previously that he’d do exactly this. He’s hoping President Omaha will turn up to help him win the fucking election. BROWN YOU’RE A C’UNT
Just looked back at what I posted on 27 December:
No 10 Official: “Mr Prime Minister Sir, a student with links to the UK tried to blow up a US bound plane”
Gordon Brown: “I’m going to conviene a London Summit in the New Year involving all World Leaders to sort out this this matter. I will announce at the London Summit that Britain wll commit one billion pounds towards solving the problem”
The fat scottish c’unt been here. God, it’s enough to make your flesh crawl.
The gorgon’ll crawl onto anything, even your flesh.
You read it here first.
Being opportunist is the right thing to do. We must get on with the job of bullshitting out way out of this global crisis, which started in America.
Hard working familes are even now spending the vast amounts of money our independent bank of england presses have been printing. I can assure you there will be lots more of this money in the run up to the election.
I’ m not sure hardworking families are spending this Xmas/Jan Sales , the high streets around our City looked pretty much like any other week of the year eg a bit limp, either the retail figures are made up so that it doesn’t look so gloomy or everyone has bought on the net. VAT’s back up to normal now and along with fuel prices just about ready to go through the roof again,the banks not lending OUR money to us, scrap page scheme stopped( even though 85% of cars sold under it were Korean) and rising unemployment to name but a few small issues the old Blighty has, so rather than sucking up to the Yanks why doesn’t Broon do the honourable thing and p*ss off!
It’s fucking high time ☮’bama grew a pair and told Brown where to get off.
Something like this would do to kick things off…
WHITE HOUSE NEW YEAR STATEMENT:
“We are fucking sick to death of the English hosting a breeding ground for jihadist terrorists and then sending them onto our airplanes. Why does it keep happening and why should we keep putting up with it?”
“Britain has become a tin-pot shit-hole basket-case under its current leadership. We no longer wish to suffer the company of her grubby, bogey-eating politicians, let alone save their skins from problems entirely of their own making.”
“We take very seriously the threat posed by the Cyclops Jinx. We must act decisively to ensure that we do not allow its influence to break our economy and society the way it has ruined the UK.”
“The President and Secretary of State are physically nauseated by the pathetic way their UK counterparts fawn over them in public. It’s just embarrassing. We’re starting to realise how the Bush administration must have been feeling by the end. We no longer wish to partake in this special-needs relationship.”
“The USA invites the rest of the G20 (minus Britain, plus Spain) to discuss what we can do collectively about the British Prime Minister.”
“Together we can aim to achieve a 100% reduction in Gordon Brown within seven days. Anything less will be a failure to take responsibility for our children.”
“It started in America”!
Who reads Guido’s blog?
Many more people than read Labourlist, Labourhome, Leftfootforward, the New Statesman and the evil spin doctor’s blog combined.
London is well known throughout intelligence services as ‘Londonistan’ and the CIA have marked it as the capital of Europes radical Islamic terrorism headquarters. Even Mossad and the Russian FSR have made grim predicitions about London and the UK’s future in the face of radical Islam.
So what does the ignoramus idiot in power who also heads the party who have let this go unchecked for well over a decade do?
Invites the world to the European capital of radical Islam cells in an effort to talk about how to deal with radical Islam in Yemen.
You could not make it up.
Clean your own backyard up Brown before trying to clean up your neighbours you idiot.
You are a joke throughout the worlds intelligence agencies Labour and Brown.
We all know about the paedophile ring, gay and wife swapping orgies, flying in foreign prostitutes and all the rest.
Could you please expand on the final paragraph?
Google for ‘Blair covering up pa**edophile scandal?’ (remove the **)
Where are you now Gerald Kaufman?
If this has any truth in it’s content, then it really is a huge BOMB.
http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=8258
Pa++do++Philes at the centre of Government.
George Robertson is as ugly as sin.
George Robertson is as ugly as sin.
@Nike indeedy. No wonder they are rushing to control the Internet.
Those looking for an explanation as to why Blair did what the Americans wanted will find one here.
Does guilt have anything to do with his conversion to Catholicism?
This cartoon is about finance, but it applies to Gordons fight “against” Islamofascism.
http://jeffreyhill.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d417153ef0120a790a439970b-pi
please do explain the last paragraph it sound very interesting and we can all use it as ammo !
The results of the Dun-blane enquiry were sealed by Blair for 100 yrs.
Why?
What happened to Lord George Robertson – was it?- Defence Minister – resigned – ennobled – then off to NATO
Most disconcerting!
There is something truly disconcerting about North of the Border New Labour, as a quick google will reveal.
In the interests of racial equality, entering Harriet Harman and PIE should prove interesting, too.
Robertson has disappeared into obscurity in the manner one would expect of a principled, die-hard socialist.
Except, of course, that this actually means he has taken very good PR advice to keep his fucking head down due to the amount of very lucrative non-exec posts he has taken.
Would be interested to know whether he has ever even attended a debate at the Lords.
the gunman corresponded with many politicians and in particular one high placed Labour and one prominent Conservative politician at great length.
don’t expect Dun-blane to be unsealed by either a Labour or Tory Adminstration. There’s enough in there to have the public call for the lynching of some politicians.
Thinks he’s a Pope
Of all the universes, why does it have to happen in this one?
Well you musn’t expect anything positive to come out of brown’s persistent call for international conferences on every imaginable subject..
His aides keep telling him that he best excels on the international stage so he keeps trying to call international conferences in London hoping to ‘stage manage’ his comeback!!!
He hasn’t even understood how ridiculed he is by the international community – he really is the epitomy of the emporer and the new ‘non existent’ clothes mentality.
edballs and the bunker crew keep telling him the world thinks he’s wonderful and gordon believes them. Delusional!!!!
I have met a person this last weekend who tells me that Brown is totally and utterly HATED by Whitehall.
100% HATED.
Also met a person related to an army man who has flown to Afghanistan with the fraudster Brown twice – came to conclusion he is a total shit and a complete wanker.And this from a very senior man on the move upwards in the chain of command.
I have a name,but must respect confidentiality.
In essence,Brown is despised and hated like no other man in British history.
Lord Haw Haw was more liked than this drug addict Brown.
I have to admit, I find the wife-swapping bit a little hard to believe…
Sure. She’s no oil painting.
But, unless the other wives involved were all blind, sadistic, lunatics, the husband-swapping is more implausible yet.
Poor man, he’s been told …. ‘get out there and be masterful!
Oil paintings? Why do you think Richard T watches the excellent TelevsionX?
Okay post your evidence or esle you are nothing but an attention seeking lying arsehole !!!
The evidence, as you know very well, was put away by Blair for 100 years.
Everyone knows where it is, but we are not allowed to see it.
But memoirs and biographies will be published; conscience changes with age and the truth WILL out.
The problem is a simple one.
There are one or more Conservative politicians involved in this affair who can never, ever under any circumstances be trusted in Government because of the risk of blackmail, sourced both from home and abroad.
I hope DC knows who they are.
The Conservative acquiescence in Blair’s cover up can be taken in my mind, as irrefutable evidence of guilt and complicity. I wish that somebody would prove me wrong.
I’m surprised to see all those universities. Based on the comments I would have assumed a younger demographic.
I’m surprised to see all those universities. Based on the comments I would have assumed a younger demographic.
.
Didn’t Gordon become Rector of Edinburgh University at 16 or something.I hear standards in Scottish education have dropped since then.
i think you will find he “rented his rectum” while still at school.
Wow they must have been scraping the barrel to have had gordon as Rector at any age!!!
Apparently he used to bounce cheques regularly as a student and so run up personal debt. Not much fiscal honesty there then??!!!
No,Gordon is the flower of Scottish education.He has an IQ of 180.He’s probably the greatest Scottish mind of his generation.
Hoots mon! The ONLY brain in Scodlant!
180 my arse, the man is clearly useless. Snotlands finest? God help them if he is.
?
Gratias tibi ago.
Jimmy says is surprised to see all those universities. Based on the comments Jimmy would have assumed a younger demographic.
Yeah, not really surprising, given how educational standards have dropped over the last 12 years.
I love stealing the blood of my people.
The odoious excrement is out to save the world again………..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8437237.stm
Gordon Brown calls international summit……… sounds more and more like a despotic african fat cat ….
idiot !!!!!!!!!!
Brown calls another summit on summits
And after that I will call a summit to discuss the summit on summits. It is the right thing to do.
He’s a shoe in for the wankers wanker of the year.
The other world leaders can do us a huge favour by attending, and by making it quite clear that labour’s policies of mass immigration, abandoning immigration controls, multiculturalism and toleration of support for jihadism, are the crux of the global problem.
It started in London.
The BBC wouldn’t report it of course, but as they are no longer trusted to do anything other than say what they are told to say by Brown and his bully boys, we can all get the news from elsewhere as we usually do.
I have saved the world’s financial system, the planet’s ecosystem whilst I was in Copenhagen and now I will save the world’s security system.
There is no end to my hubristic tendencies.
P.S. I also abolished Boom and Bust and I have spent the Nations’s way out of recession AND I have borrowed our way out of debt.
I have also raised education standards since 1997 and have continued Tony’s work on being tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime.
What about cancer? Didin’t he say he was going to cure that, or did he say cause it? errghh I give up, who can follow the ravings of a loon on speed and downers.
I’ve also bought shares in the company making the billion dollar a piece xray scanners I fortuitously lined up at airports nationwide in preparation for the Chistmas Day patsy with the chemical Min*aret in his y-fronts, so my pension pot is now fully secure.
(I should add that after strong representations from Luton, Bolton, Tower Hamlets and similar strangleholds, I’ve agreed that voters, sorry passengers, who check-in wearing desert tent dress and hoods are exempt and may board unmolested along with their tribes of children – that ok Jack?)
Basically the stupid burnt out c unt has called for a photo oportunity on the back of a terrorist attack ! Thats what it boils down to. Fucking imbecille.
Exactly. Very well put.
What a scrubber Brown is.
fail
You’re already dead, but you don’t know it yet.
What do you need ten full days for?
Fail.
Again.
Guido: Why Do You Still Let This Sick C*nt Post On Here !
He Needs Help !
He needs help taking a lethal dose of prescription drugs.
Palestinian sources as saying that Johnston received notice of his dismissal from the broadcasting corporation, and subsequently fabricated the kidnapping in order not to lose his job.
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/1,7340,L-3385970,00.html
This report is total bullshit.Alan Johnston is a good honest Scot.
‘Good honest Scot’
This is the perfect example of oxymoron.
Racist twat.
Yes ??
Since when were the Scots a race.Four-eyed twat.
Good and Honest do not go with Scot.
Examples: Blair, Brown, Darling, Salmond and Galloway.
Please don’t forget Bubbles Lamnot.
and jackie smith is …..errrr English ?
you are Teachist!!!!!!
Teacher are ya, so a man amongst Children and a child amongst men ….you stupid racist c unt !!!!
Would one expect any different from a Conservative version of Beenpea wives?
PM; hope you have a very happy, healthy and prosperous new year. 2009 was a tough year, but Britain has a lot to look forward to #in2010
http://twitter.com/DowningStreet/statuses/7268742531
Too true Gordon we look foreward to your departure.
My family will be happy, hopefully healthy but not *uckin wealthy . You stole my pension you *astard. Remember. Oh, and you have reduced my savings income. You know, money I had put by, taxed, after a lifetime of working hard and never claiming anything off the state. So, ta for your new year thought. My only thought for you is that you disappear from public life. Sometimes I hate being British. We are always so
reserved…….
But you still have blood left over for me
He’s taking the piss.
Gordon – I really truly fervently hope that you die.
Yes couldn’t agree more, pension worth less than a handful of used bus tickets, half my customer base either gone bust or going leaving me clinging on by my finger nails, working 60 hrs a week with no sick pay, holiday pay etc (self employed) so that 2 million who haven’t bothered to get work in the last ten years can get free housing and turkey twizzlers, so south of M4 it ain’t much better on the top end of the M5 either. I for one shall now go and tut very loud TUT!
His pension is gold plated.
I hear his has a very lucrative job lined up after his demise in May with POSTAL GOLD, they think he will be such an asset with all his past experience in flogging gold for tuppence a pound!
We’re all gonna die – me, I just want to enjoy his humiliation in the Spring!
However, I do hate him; truly, madly, deeply!!
Too kind.
Judging by the gurning, gulping and hand-jiving, maybe he expects the Old Lad to spring up and claim him momentarily. Imagine that fabled IQ continuously anticipating the torments of hell.
There can’t be enough liebensraum inside a single head for the son of the manse and his conscience.
agreed
As if we didn’t know it was you, you deluded pervert.
With any luck your head will explode when Dave inevitably becomes PM.
“It might well do if i have to pay 20.00 to visit the GP and 500 to go into hospital”
It’ll be worth every fucking penny you jock knuckle dragger.
Was that before or after Enery put him on the canvas for 9.99 seconds?
Inevitably????
AH-EEERRKK!!! (tat) WHERE’SYERBLOG!!! WHERE’SYERBLOG!!! (squeetle)
Oh my god (Allah) my pants have exploded!
What is the point of the reward of 21 virgins and you have no balls!
These guys are not very good at smelling a rat in what they are told!
Dear oh dear, you really do not understand the concept of preparing a defence. As I told Osborne after I burnt them off “You will be glad of an excuse when Widdi or Ann Milton make a pass at you”.
{singing}Trolling, just trolling, us Labour types love trollingggg, ‘cos we can’t do nufing else!
Oh, we pissed away a barrel of money,
Maybe we’re ragged and funny;
But we’ll troll along, singin’ a song,
Side by side.
Don’t know what’s comin’ at the election,
Maybe it’s mandys erection;
But we’ll travel the road, stealin’ your load,
Side by Side.
Through all kinds of climate change,
What if the sky should fall;
Just as long as we’re deranged,
It doesn’t matter,
Doesn’t matter at all.
When they’ve all had their quarrels and parted,
We’ll be as broke as we started;
Just trolling’ along, sniffing harriets thong
Side by Side.
with apologies.
I remember the first thong I sniffed. It had a suspicion of cheese an’ onion. But methinks Harriet’s may be more Sloan Sniffy.
You must be referring to the equality of the crabs
Bet you were itching to let us know that one!
Best crabs are offshore ones!!!
Oh we sniffed away a barrel of cocaine
When the Bullingdon went on hols to Spain
But we’ll saunter along, singin’ a song
Snide by snide.
LIAR LIAR YOUR KNICKERS ARE ON FIRE
That won’t save you. Bye!!!!
Did anyone watch Harman at PMQ’s with Hague the other week?
She could hardly string a sentence together!
Literally unable to speak.
These Labour freaks will be so beaten at the election,they will be drowned live on TV.
Just goes to show St Paul’s Girls’ School is not a posh school like Eton where Tory toffs went.
Harman and Brown both going on TV and radio every day for month!!!!! Can’t wait for the election campaign and Labour’s final meltdown.
To Down With Brown.
Absolutely rivetting stuff,Harriet Harpic and Godzilla Mc Bust hitting the airwaves each day for a month.
Sounds like panic stations all round,Jack Haystacks having a go at the police,haystacks being pushed as the hardman to tell McBust to go,what a laugh,consientious runs in his blood.
Ferrets in a sack springs to mind and the not me guv scenario,if it wasn’t such a millstone around this countries neck you could laugh at it.
A month of pushing liebours failed policies must be the joke of the century,I await their pearls of wisdom with baited breath.
There is a pub in my village called the LABOUR IN VAIN how appropriate for this shower of shite we call a government.
“If you’re not down with the brown, that’s fine! It’s your loss!”
I’ve just googled the Harmon link suggested above. Ugh!
A tourist walked into a Brighton curio/antique shop. After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze Statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it was so striking that he decided to buy it anyway.
He took it to the owner and said: ‘How much is this bronze rat?’
The owner replied: ‘It’s £12 for the rat, and £100 for the story.’
The tourist gave the owner his £12 and said: ‘I’ll just take the rat, You can keep the story.’
As he walked off down the street, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the sewers and begun following him. This was a little disconcerting, so he started to walk a little faster, but within a couple of blocks the swarm of rats had grown to hundreds, and they were all squealing and screeching in a very menacing way. He increased his speed & ran on towards the beach, and as he ran, he looked behind him and saw the rats now numbered in their MILLIONS, and they were running faster & faster. By now very concerned, he ran down to the pier and threw the bronze Rat far out into the water. Amazingly, the millions of real rats jumped into the water after it and were all drowned.
The man walked back to relate all this to the shop owner, who said: ‘Ah, you’ve come back for the story then?’
‘No,’ said the tourist, ‘I came back to see if you’ve got a bronze Muslim Fundamentalist Cleric, a couple of illegal immigrants, a Poof, a Manchester United supporter, and anything French!’
I think you are totally crap
but thats your best one yet hahahahaah
Go George!!!!
Gordon Brown – the unelected drug addict Soviet spy.
Ed Ball’s – Himmler’s son
Wonder boy Cooper Balls – Eva Braun’s niece
This is my favorit blog!
it’s just so very, very HIGH brow!!
SQUIIIIIRRRRR… SEXCASE!!! SEXCASE!!! ANG’IMANG’IMAN’GIM!! (knock knock)
ping?
(cuttle)
Fuck off you grubby little cocksucker.
how did you know?
How’s the self-disgust going.
Pressclot is is doing a cameo on BBC’s Gavin and Stacey tonight!!! Nu lab are getting very desperate if they have to get their puppet propaganda tv/radio channel to try and win back the respect of the nation…. sick very sick (crap show but Easterners has finished)
Hey, I live near the town of Barry. That is depressing enough. Add 2 jags and it could become suicidal….
You could put border control on the bridge’s toll booths to stop him! The wife wasn’t very happy when I started ranting at the telly tonight so politely asked me to either vent on Guido or she will knee me in the tenders!
Is that mashed up noise that comes out of the great ugly gaping hole in his boat, the foul sound of fermenting pies, that it stuffs in it.
A true working class traitor. That’s what we think of you, you fat slob.
Ha! great line but a now a tormented sleepless night for me…………
Its a good idea i would like to see Mangledbum as MR Humphries in are you being served
Or Broon as Green Grass in Heart Beat!
OT.
Last night in our house for the first time ever, Auld Lang Sine was banned whilst letting in the new year.
We had around 20 odd people in and all agreed anything scottish compliments of McBust was out.
Tell you what Land of Hope and Glory was bloody wonderful.
We did the same followed by Jerusalem!
If you’ve got a couple of minutes to fill, a quick burst of “I Vow to Thee, My Country” goes down quite well, too.
Fucking racist fuckwits, just keep your bloody mandleson, harman and balls etc etc et fucking cetra you arseholes
Oh yes and keep that fucking greedy turd Prescott as well.
Austrian or Reichsdeutsch, they’re all in it together. As are we.
We need that lot here for war crimes but is there any chance you could have the RBS debt back?
And Hbos.Canny Scots my arse.
Make sure you keep up my pension payments, too.
Or even knighted
Even the VAT office is based there ,in a field in Cumbernauld just next door Morgan Stanley, Scottish banking is crap and the oils run out, Scotland is a nice COUNTY nothing more!
National Westminster the bank that had to be taken over because they were 9n trouble is from where?
About Gordon’s Real QI: 180?? (ibid. A. Einstein)
Birth IQ (same as Bush’s) = 80
Equalities bonus (for not being English) +10
Having a more genuine accent than Dr Who +20
Not ever having played football seriously +20
Not professing to having been a golfer +20
Caucasian penalty -10
University Overstay -10
Choosing 1st Degree “Soft Choice Subject” -5
Disablement +70
For being a Man -10
Loony Summer House Expenses Detractor -5
Non-Communication Skills Penalty -10
Anti-Charisma Factor -10
Disbursement Adjuster = +80
Total Politically Readjusted IQ = 180
Cool Britannia 2010 – Legalise LSD Please for the rest of us who are too intelligent to get fooled by these shits!!!!!!
ARE YOU QUITE SURE IT WASN’T IQ of 1.8 ?
IQ=Idiotic Qunt
Guido , keep it simple
sorry I don’t understand
Brown doesnt think climate change is real or he wouldnt be asking all the leaders to fly , right?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1239914/Brown-calls-international-summit-UK-discuss-fight-extremists-based-Yemen.html
Even the University of East Anglia don’t think it’s real. They have to edit the data to fit the theory. Given their rating on Guido’s list, they’re desperate to check if anybody’s noticed. Erm, they have now…
If lecturers at UEA are proven to be a set of lying, duplicitous set of conniving idiots, exactly of what value are the degrees issued by UEA?
What’s that Dr Jones? You hadn’t thought of that? You hadn’t thought that what you were doing might reflect badly on your University? Oh, dear, oh dear.
Wot do you mean its fucking freezing, keep the windows open its getting warmer !!!!
That’s the ticket!
As i said yesterday No Terrorists = No Free Money
so they ain’t gonna get rid of e’m you thick Jock Twat !
Reading that server list guido it looks like the NWO keep tabs on you !
Just checking to see if the seal’s performing.
http://www.islam4uk.com/current-affairs/uk-news/421–coming-soon–wootton-bassett-march
wonder how this will pan out?
Badly….but that’s what the organisers want. They thrive on conflict to reinforce their psychotic sense of service to their fantasy-induced sky tyrant.
Sky news reporting a Somalian armed with an axe shot by the Danish busies whilst trying to enter the home of the Mighty Mo cartoonist.
Free speech go to hell?
Watch Brown do a runner out the country when this happens so he doesn’t have to comment on it.
Somalia and North Africa being where Al-Q set up long ago while the idiot Politicians and their poodling minions are still trying to tub-thump and bluster for a long lost quagmire in Afghanistan.
Yemen’s where it’s at now man. Or is it London? I can’t keep up with all these hotbeds of radicalisation. Here in Kirkaldy and Cowdenbeath, we rely on our MP to keep us up to speed on the geo-political chess game that impacts on our community, being a part of the vibrant multi ethnic hotpot of the global village society.
I’m sure i heard someone say it started in America.
three cheers for the pointless slaughter in quagmire Afghanistan!
from the same fuckwits who brought you the brilliance of Iraq
isn’t it?
Oh I think we Brits can take care of these pieces of shit – we can mobilise at least 3 million people down to W-B to take them on.
time for this Useless government to start banning this type of shit !
Mr grif fin this is your call to arms !
Happy new year! The gummint give me benefits, and i give most of it back in taxes on booze and fags via the local offy. Luverly jubbly. Everyones a winner.
In fact it works so well, let’s make it 1 in 5.
I think quite a few of us would actually pay to have an iphone app with anti-tat features built in. Downloading a thread full of junk is annoying.
I know it’s a bit late in the evening but I did a double take reading the thread title – first thought it said “State Porn 2009″.
Good grief, I thought – Harperson’s done a spectacular U-turn there…
Yeah, me too.
Pope urges lifestyle changes to save environment
SAY NO TO WHITE SMOKE
This 1,807,954 visitors. Are they all separate individuals, or does that include people who may visit more than once?
New Year’s resolution. Think before posting. Simple sums.
Educashun, educashun, educaghasu
88. deloitte touche tohmatsu services inc.
Why would they be interested? is that not the company that does ‘wash bags’ for ladies?
accountants and consultants, 332.
Was that it?
very talented.
it’s worse than that though.
Government revenues are down by 30% since 2008.
LINK.
Where do the really important facts get reported? Nowhere.
“I spy a mystery
Last week, I asked Gordon Brown yet again to withdraw his effusive words of praise for trade unionist Jack Jones in the light of 2009′s revelation that Jones had been a paid Soviet agent for many years.
And yet again he has refused to do so.
This is mysterious and I will be looking much deeper into old Labour’s connection with Soviet communism in the weeks to come.”
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1239958/PETER-OBORNE-This-decade-Britain-faces-choice–slow-death-State-return-self-reliance.html#ixzz0bQL7KkOH
Sure the expenses were a scandal BUT what about the links with Labour and the Soviets? – I would love someone to rake over the connections – Brown stinks for his support of a paid commie spy – What has Brown got to hide????
Hammer and Sickle ?
Pop over to EUREFERENDUM for a peek into the inner workings of the post democratic order in action.
We are ruled by fucking gangsters, a spiders web of backhanders,fake charities,tax money funneled and channeled into back pockets via various newlabour regime departments.
The MSM are by and large silent, the BBC is ignoring this completely, of course the BBC are probably upto the same thing. Its a dirty money merry go round with cash being laundered through fake charities. Newlabour have given us the age of the corrupt state, the EU and newlabour supporting and financing a whole shadow state of corrupt parasite crooks.
The tragic thing is that the Tories are just as keen on financing this ‘Chicago’ style fraud, their foreign aid policies and commitments are the same as newlabour, they will continue to channel payoff dirty cash to its NWO common purpose allies.
We are being scammed and bled dry by gangsters/crooks/thieves/common criminals, our taxes are being used to enrich the few via fake think tanks/fake charities/fake NGOs/fake quangos, the parasite class have found a way of laundering tax money into the pockets of their allies so they can lobby that same government to enact more more loopholes and raise more taxes which is then syphoned off in greater quantities.
The sheer scale of the fraud is very likely gigantic, the whole man made global warming fraud has been a cover for the wholesale looting of the public purse, the foreign aid budget of ten billion pounds is a veritable fucking goldmine for the worlds snake oil scammers/carpet bagging chiselers/extortionists/fraudsters and con artist grifters.
WAKE UP ENGLAND!
The liblabcon parasites are all in on the scam of the millennium.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/jan/01/death-wish-brown-crash-labour
Polly welcomes in the New Year(LOL)
“There is nothing to celebrate in the dismal year ahead. The Labour party is sledging down a black run, eyes tight shut, the only certainty the electoral wall at the bottom of the hill.”
Seems a pretty good reason to celebrate if you ask me.
Labour are totally, totally fucked in 2010. They are going into battle completely divided and with a truly terrible leader in charge.
So its not all bad news then…
The worst thing about it is that David Cameron will just continue the rot. There are no conservatives in the Conservative party. There may be few traditionalists and socially conservative people, but crucially, no fiscally conservative people.
Of course one could say the Tories are just heading for the center ground for the sake of electibility, but the problem with that argument is that the center ground keeps moving towards a more statist form of government. Modern democracy amounts to little more than people voting themselves money and using the government to take out their agression on certain groups in society they don’t like.
‘Twas ever thus. Let’s break out!
“How on earth do you get voters out to mark an enthusiastic X for another five years of Gordon Brown?” Polly Toynbee.
Answers on a postcard to: Brown HQ, the not so secret bunker, Downing Street, Westminster, London.
“Look at the paucity of Conservative ideas: the field is wide open for new thinking from Labour.”
I think we’ve had quite enough of Big Ideas. A decade or two of straightforward boring governmental competence would be much better, please.
Sensible housekeeping’s what we need and Labour hasn’t got a clue on that.
This labour crew are like out of control kids maxing out their credit cards and then stealing their parents credit cards and maxing them out as well!
They maxed out the parents credit cards first ( pension theft ) then their own, now they are busy maxing out coming generations futures. Socialist theft destroys everything, always.
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A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and got no response from his pilot. The blind guy then found the radio and started calling the tower. “Help! Help!” The tower came back and asked, “What’s the problem?” The blind guy yelled, “Help me! I’m blind… the pilot is dead, and we’re flying upside down!” The tower comes back and asked, “How do you know you’re upside down?”
“Because the shit is running down my back!”
Another 2″of snow up”norF” this morning
this fucking global warming pisses me off !
You are missing the point, probably deliberately.
Global warming leads to extremes of weather.
Yes i know but they have been telling us for years that the mild winters are due to a rise in temperature but the experts/ deniers say that the earths temperature hasn’t changed for the last 15 years !
Last week Wales had a bit of snow (couple of inches at the most). The Midlands also got severe weather warnings from BBC and met office detailing heavy snow for several days. Every other weather forecast online said no snow for the midlands. What happened? Birmingham had about 30 minutes of snow and most of the rest of the region had none at all.
Obvious lies but to what goal?
Global Warming leads to global government with no popular control and CO2 Stasi coming into your home uninvited to inspect your smokey toaster.
Link Please
Waiting, waiting…..try another pair of specs
“Global warming leads to extremes of weather”
Really. Well I would like to point out this is absolutely normal weather. Only just below freezing. Look at 1981 for a recent extreme. This is all down to the north Atlantic waters being about average. Which the Met office knew before Copenhagen but chose not to tell you.
This is extremely average. It is your memory and indoctrination that is at fault.
Anonymous misses the point as well.
Its fuck all to do with Copenhagen.
Move this argument back 30years and you’d be saying it was clear evidence of the coming ice-age.
Take your poor wee brainwashed self away and do some research
Look, all natural disasters are man made. If we weren’t around who would ever know?
If a tree falls in a forrest……
Double r?
If a double r falls in a forrest ?
is it a ship of the dessert?
O/T domestic violence and sex crimes to be paid for by motorists under Labour first off havent we had this shit law for the last couple of years? where they whack 15 quid on top of your parking/speeding fine to pay compensation to the victims of domestic violence?
second why should we pay for some low life twat to go about slapping women and sexually assaulting them ?
Oh i forgot thats labours way spend more on everything so long as somebody else is paying for it like schools hospitals etc all on PPP’s which we will be paying for , or the next 30 years !
As a potential wife beater (I hope she doesn’t read this!) I am very grateful to you all for your kind support.
It’s legal to slap/starve/rape your wife under Sharia… probably why they need the extra money.
What a great start to the year, even Polly Toynbee admits Labour are totally fucked under Gordon Brown in 2010.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/jan/01/death-wish-brown-crash-labour
“Until now the unions have been Brown’s praetorians, whipped in by Charlie Whelan”
The Most Powerful Man in Politics Today
He does indeed act as the fulcrum between the Unions – their cash – Labour MPs and Bollox4Brains Brown !!!
“praetorians” – other words come more readily to mind.
Who’s Polly behind?
Jack Dromey.They want Harman to replace Brown.
Some non-entity on LabourList gets very angry with Polly.
http://www.labourlist.org/polly-put-the-kettle-on
She is attacked as a “middle class” socialist. How offensive! Polly has always been an upper class, champagne socialist.
The Leftie infighting has begun already. They hate each other almost as much as we hate them.
Bring back the Third Programme
I’ll second that.
And decent popular music which came to a grinding halt when Labour banned the Pirates.
Yeah, whatever happened to Johnny Kidd ?
I’ll 3rd that.
And the Home Service. Newsreaders in evening attire, and reporters who report facts, not politically-skewed dogma.
Wot? A proper BBC? Reithian and all?
We can dream….
And real comedy instead of all that shit.
Here’s a New Year quiz to celebrate the year that Gordon Brown is smashed to pieces at the ballot box and Labour banished forever;
Link the following words with the lump of dog excrement that is Gordon Brown;
Hint – there may be more than one word to describe the most hated man in Britain.
Unelected
Coward
Drug addict
Fraudster
Liar
Conman
Dishonest
mendacious
Infantile
Illiterate
Bully
Please suggest other words if you think they are missing
bipolar ?
Blind – literally and metaphorically.
Wanker (not you Engineer)
Busted F*ck
Ugly.
Badly dressed.
Handicapped.
Embarrassing.
Foolish.
Nail biter.
Woman hater.
Presbyterian.
Unattractive.
Bad Speller.
Bad adder up.
Disgrace. Liar.
Power Hungry.
Self Obsessed. etcetera.
Forgot ……………Cold porridge eating.
Gordon loves Ed’s hot porridge.
fucked ?
The only words that i want to hear relating to McBust this year
DEAD
MURDERED
HUNG
SACKED
DEPOSED
EXECUTED
TERMINALLY ILL
AIDS
SLAUGHTERED
SUICIDE
DROWNED
BUTCHERED
TREASON
JAILED
LABOUR PARTY ZERO SEATS
and all by 11pm on election night.
Book a couple of days off and get the popcorn in. Try to stay sober so you don’t miss anyone of those Labour seats crashing and burning. Have a good night.
Should be better than New Year’s Eve and Christmas all rolled into one.
Champagne and Caviar.
I didn’t stay up for New Year’s Eve but I shall stay up for Election night just to watch labour crash and burn!!!!
Divorced
Lets hope ! i suggested that would happen yesterday !
A Glass Backed Waste Of Skin
Psychotic.
Delusional.
Emotionally unstable.
Paranoid.
Aggressive.
Unlucky.
The only quality Napoleon cared about in his Generals was luck. In his view it was the only quality that mattered because its absence would lead to inevitable defeat.
And one I forgot too;
Booed by British war veterans on the D Day beaches.
Let’s just translate that one – the British Prime Minister was booed and heckled by men and women who had fought to save their country in the Second World War.
Wow – this unelected excrement sure does pile up the awards,eh?
Possibly the most astonishing one of all.
Gordon Brown and hanging – you know it makes sense
Mussolini Style!
I’m afraid the booing spoke more about the lack of spine of the current generation of sheeple.
closet homosexual
Too ladylike to say that, but thought it!
If there is any truth in this article, then it is truly damning.
http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=8258
Narcissistic
Projecting
Envious
Dunning Kruger Syndrome.
Oxbridge…..presumably as well as visiting the site they also post.
They’ll be the ones with the poor spelling and punctuation. Simps.
Err….afterthought. No one from Eton??
I’ve already eaten thank you.
call me dave
Lock up your hamsters.Weedy Speedy’s on an up-swing.
A New Year message to the British people.
I’m gonna fucking fuck you up, and for fucking good, you fucking fuckers. You won’t know what fucking hit you once my fucking fuck hits the fucking fan. Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
Fuck you very much, and a Happy New Year.
Gordon Brown: “How may I help you?”
Joe Public: “You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. Then you can give me a fucking election – a fucking general election!
Gordon Brown: “I really don’t care for the way you’re speaking to me”
Joe Public: “And I really don’t care for the way your government left me in the middle of a fucking recession with fucking policies to a fucking economic crisis that aren’t fucking working. I want a fucking election, right fucking now…”
Gordon Brown: “I can’t call a General Election”
Joe Public: “Why not?”
Gordon Brown “I’m fucked”
You will be fucked when we’ve finished voting.
David Cameron should copy Microsoft and their successful “I’m a PC” campaign.
Beat the New Labour accusations of being a party for toffs by using images of ordinary members of the public in their Posters and Party Broadcasts with a simple message “I’m a Conservative”
A populist idea *kick out the feckin’ bankers*
No bankers, no Giros. Careful what you wish for…
Why not just make bankrupt banks bankrupt?
It’s what SHOULD happen. It’s only cos the banks Board are big mates with Gordo or big employers in Labour areas that they got bailed out.
Good morning readers.
I have just returned from a long holiday with some well considered opinions I would like to share with those that are interested.
Welcome to what will without doubt turn out to be the darkest decade in our long history of very dark decades.
If you thought 1060-1070, 1660-1670, or indeed 1910-1920 were bad, then 2010-2020 will make any previously horrendous decade look like a relative casual walk in a sunny park. A decade that will only be exceeded in war, murder, corruption and sadistic evil by 2020-2030, IMO.
However, you can not say you were not warned, nor can you say you did not have the tools available to help arrest the situation.
If however the common people somehow decide to actually do something about their unremitting decline into murderous chaos, relative poverty and extremely well planned calamity, I have this heart felt advice to offer.
Stay sober, sane, sensible, lawful, peaceful, and above all
DON’T PANIC.
For if you fail to do so, all hell, in the shape of the largest and most all encompassing police state, the likes of which Stalin could only dream of possessing, will swiftly fall on your being from the greatest heights imaginable.
We still individually and collectively posses the material, spiritual, and intellectual capabilities to win this 21st century war against the common people. The problem is so very few even know this war is now well under way, and they have little idea who the enemy actually is, or even where it is.
So therefore let me yet again help you and your family to survive the coming onslaught.
The enemy is mostly our own establishment, while our establishment is all around us. All the way from the top, to a fair way down the great pyramid of very well established corporate might. However please be reminded that ultimately THEY are a VERY SMALL number indeed, and WE are almost infinitely more numerous, and therefore more powerful then THEM. What is more THEY have always known this to be the case.
Hurrah!
I’m sorry, but 2020 – 2030 seems to have passed me by.
after 40 years of paying my pension i am now advised to take it before there is nothing left to take
so i look forward to my £385 per month with great exitement
Brown you C*NT i hope you go blind you sctch twat !
Anyone know how we can reclaim this money from billionaire African dictators Swiss bank accounts and the Wayne and Waynetta slobs of this world?
You looking at my bird?
Yeah, tasty.
I would listen to it but the thought of hearing him drone on makes me want to strangle myself with my own intestines.
Same here, even though it is a piss take just can’t bear to hear Brown droning on and on
just to see him makes me feel sick the fat twa@.
Try this one then.
I had no idea all those northern slum areas had universities. Presumably they teach butlering and chimney sweeping. I must send my fag Osborne up there to get some new minions (and reclear the highlands). Now back to the new year message, some bollocks about me being like everyone else……
No, they teach you how to get into horrendous debt and how to claim benefits for the rest of your natural. If they’re lucky, a graduate might get 6 months on the job training as a burger flipper.
THANKS NEW LABOUR, YOU DOPEY FUCKS.
Now that is just SO UNFAIR – over the past decade Labour have ensured that the UK has some of the most qualified “young unemployed” of any western industralised nation – a sizeable proportion hav degrees whilst that person serving up your Big Mac and Fries at the very least will have a Masters or PhD in Quantum Physics.
Our record on this is unsurpassed
Problem is the Liebour generation spell it “fisics”.
Probably just a coincidence, but our local prison is called Bullingdon… I wonder if it and the Club could be related.
Fucking Hoons this Government the fucking lot of them. Their latest stealth tax on the motorist is a £15 surcharge on a parking or speeding ticket to help compensate the victims of crime. Seems to me the victims of this crime is the motorist and the criminal the Government. I want to hear what Dave has got to say about this and what he will do.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8437440.stm
I have a brand new van all payed for by myself (18k + VAT) no HP for me because I save and I keep it insured, taxed and serviced etc, I need it for my business as a cabinet maker, that’s the wooden type not the waste of skin in parliament. So 2009 I got random breath tested 3 times, VAT checked me red diesel once but VOSN checked me 4 times! and I got a ticket at 7 at night because I had one wheel on a double yellow whilst unloading a piece that I had put 120 hrs of work in and didn’t fancy carrying it 2 miles to the customer!
WHY, was I speeding – NO, was I using a mobile – NO , was I trying to earn a living while not claiming off the state by keeping myself in employment – YES
NU LAB SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO KEEP OUR HEADS ABOVE THE SH*T YOU HAVE CREATED SO P*SS OFF AND GO MESS UP YOUR OWN LIVES
Everything they do, every law they pass is designed to put people down or control them. I really do hope Cameron puts right the injustice that Labour has created but I am not holding my breath.
Anything better than we’ve at the moment, why can’t he take a hint?
ANYTHING is better than 5 more years of Labour(with or without Brown).
If Labour should be re-elected I predict the markets will go into free-fall, sterling will “tank”, our credit triple A rating will dissolve overnight and the IMF wil be landing at Heathrow to put in the insolvency accountants. The only thing that is avoiding this happening now is the”market” thinks the Tories have a chance of becoining the government later this year and will start to tackle paying down the UK debt whereas with Brown still in charge -things will only get worse
He can do a lot more harm in the next 6 months, most of Europe has been recovering for a while now so in real terms we will be at least 12 months behind the rest, the other day I was trying to work out what NU LAB has achieved with the billions of over spending. Every positive has a very big negative such as NHS shorter waiting lists = MRSA or These great little Health Centres = No NHS Dentists it could be worse you could be one of the 1000′s victims of Iraq or Afghanistan the list is endless. I’m self employed but I funded it and I payed for my training, I also work an average 60 hours a week so have little sympathy for people who have never bothered to work but have lots of sympathy to the folk who have either lost their jobs or have been put on a 3 day week because of the mess NU LAB have thrown us in. Whether the Tories do any better remains to be seen but anything is better than this, there will lots of people who will say the last Tories did a bad job but that again is just tit for tat because there are a lot of similarities between Wilson last 12 months and Callahan’s, one thing is for sure the next 5 years are going to be tough either way.
He’s gone out of his way to mention a massive programme of decentralization in his first ‘election’ speech today… bodes well.
Especially on the EUSSR front. Localism and the EU are inimical to each other. I think the strategy is to take the stick until about a week before the election when it’s too late for Labour/Brussels to smear, bribe or spin, then announce how he’ll be standing up to the EU. He’ll get a landslide.
Susie, I think you are wrong. The EU wants “Regions” not “Countries”. It needs to get rid of any last remnants of nationalism.
Exactly, so if you read The Plan, you’ll see that localism is the antithesis of the regional quangos which have been put in place to facilitate the EU power grab. Most of Cameron’s policy announcements over the past have been lifted from The Plan, written by the arch enemies of Brussels, Dan Hannon and Douglas Carswell.
We’ve all seen the weight of Brussels’ lies and blackmail being brought to bear on Ireland to change their referendum result — Cameron won’t want antagonize them until he’s home and dry. Then watch this space…
I understand the point, but “divide and rule” springs to mind. Regions are what the EU wants – more regions with less power than the former nation states. Localism could be a fig-leaf. And I can’t see how this will avoid Islamic mini-states within the EU.
I know how you feel, newlab only reward themselves, their own – ie Civil servants, or non saving non working layabouts, or people who have never lived in this country before. AND you have to pay the tax that keeps the scaffolding in place that makes it possible for them to keep on doing it. Bitter? Oh yes! Bitter alright!
This is true- My Mom has always worked and brought up 3 kids but since 1973 she has worked for Birmingham City Council as a care worker for the elderly in their homes. She has never gone off sick apart from the odd day or two for a cold etc so she decides at 60 that she will carry on working as we have all left home and she’s a widow plus the fact the council can’t get experienced carers and so goes part time ,about 24 hrs a week. So each birthday comes around and Council as my mom to stay on, so mom decides to stay on for another 12 months. But at 70 she’s had enough and finally retires so what do you think
BIRMINGHAM CITY COUNCIL GAVE MY MOM!
NOTHING
NOT EVEN A BLOODY CARD! AFTER 36 YEARS
Then you see generations of idle GLASS BACKS who have never worked or never intend to, swanning around at our expense.
If you’ve lost you job because of NU LAB then I wish you all the very best and I hope things will get better for you.
I’m a working class lad and proud of it but there is now way Nu Lab has my interests at heart so don’t bother gurning at me BROON
The delusional tone of Gordon Brown’s new year message says it all: “I believe we can create a new decade of prosperity with opportunities fairly shared amongst those who work hard and play by the rules.” Just about every word of this raises questions about his record that he can never answer: GDP has fallen by 5% in the last year, taking us back to 2005; growth in his time was profoundly unfairly shared – over half the population saw virtually no growth at all; GDP per capita is a fraudulent measure that disguises how almost all growth went to the top 10%, and most to the top 1% – while he and Tony Blair did no more than see that the back half didn’t fall too far behind. Middle Britain did badly however hard they worked and “played by the rules”. Whose rules?
PollyTwatbee from her manison in the sun
Gordon Brown would say all of that,wouldn’t he?
He is so fucked up on the drugs he takes each morning,so delusional and unbalanced that he will spout any noensense.
Brown – the most hated man in Britain.
Brown – unelected,coward,fraudster,shyster.
Brown – soon to be electorally dead.
Not soon enough … and delete the “electorally” adjective.
:: COMING SOON :: WOOTTON BASSETT MARCH
http://www.islam4uk.com/current-affairs/uk-news/421–coming-soon–wootton-bassett-march
Get ready then you bastards
The destination of this very special event is the small market town of Wootton Bassett, located 6 miles Southwest of Swindon, in northern Wiltshire; Wootton Bassett, is currently famous for its public mourning processions held in memory of British soldiers killed whilst on military service in Afghanistan; coffins containing the dismembered bodies of these soldiers are usually draped in union jack flags and driven through the town centre from RAF Lyneham, as a tribute to their ‘sacrifice’.
The proposed march by members of Islam4UK is however of a very different venture, held not in memory of the occupying and merciless British military, but rather the real war dead who have been shunned by the Western media and general public as they were and continue to be horrifically murdered in the name of Democracy and Freedom – the innocent Muslim men, women and children.
http://www.islam4uk.com/current-affairs/uk-news/421–coming-soon–wootton-bassett-march
And there was me thinking that when our soldiers die stopping bombers getting into the market places they are saving muslim lives. There’s no pleasing some.
You would not last five minutes in a muslim state…….. do not forget to take 2 pairs of trousers
I suggest you consult the law on parades and marches before you attempt it.
I know this government is serially incompetent and their chances of electoral victory in 2010 are almost zilch , but if they let you do that, their electoral chances for the next 50 years will be blasted to hell!!
We,The BRITISH People are ready – the number of us ready to get to Wootton Bassett to stop these scum will make Brown crap his already dirty trousers.
Oh and I am mid ’40′s , law abiding (to a degree) and very middle class.
Thing is,Churchill showed us what a leader can be in difficult times and he would want us to protect our country even if Brown has no intention of doing so – after all,he is a Soviet spy and drug addict.
Tell us the time and my county can get at least 1 million ordinary people on the road down the M4 to protect Britain.
The labour Gov’t has created criminals out of the British middle classes by creating the ‘crime’ of speeding and other heinous matters that were once minor summary offences. By creating Thought and Hate Crimes
I am a criminal I speed (go over the designated speed limit by a few mph) every day when I drive !!
No doubt I am also guilty of ‘thought and hate crime’ !!
I’ll polish my baseball bat and fill my fairyliquid bottle with Pigs Blood !
They told us to ‘celebrate the rich multicultural diversity’….
well we will all take notice of what Jocko Reid says wont we ?
i mean he’s the c*nt that said that”our troops are only going to Afghanistan in a reconstructive roll ! they will probably return without a shot being fired”
Once new Lie Bore Always New Lie Bore !
Much against my inclination I followed this link last night.
Deeply unpleasant people: “this market town who honours the bodies of dismembered soldiers in their coffins while failing to recognize the 100,000 women and children killed by them in Afghanistan…” etc. etc.
So who killed 93 at the Lakki Marwat volleyball game a couple of days ago then? Not us. Any Muslim should be thoroughly ashamed of their twisted perverted religion — they are nothing more than blood-thirsty guttersnipes, as Churchill described Hitler and they are not wanted in Wooten Bassett or anywhere else.
Why not hold an army parade at the same time – The SAS would be good.
To 447.
Dream on whoever you are it won’t happen.
To be honest I’d love to see an Islam4UK march through WBassett – so far practically every muslim group seems to be excused the necessity of applying to hold a march etc, unlike, it seems, their opponents.
I’d love to see Postman Prat being forced to ban the march – or even better if he doesn’t have the balls to ban it the resultant TV footage will be priceless…
After the Election:-
Cameron should ‘ examine the books ‘ and send a leaflet to every household in the land explaining in simple maths what a fucking mess Brown has left and what it means for every living soul ( and those to come). No Party Politics, just the facts signed off by an idependent auditor.
When Margaret Thatcher came into power she inherited labour’s £8billion deficit.
When Cameron becomes PM in May/June he will inherit a labour defit of about £200billion.
Nell Tells – Hell’s bells!
Agreed, the simple truth is we are broke, and still this moron spends, we have 5 more months (max) of spending to come before we can vote them out, 5 more months of debt. Spell out the facts, the truth DC and the country will follow.
Indeed the debt counter on The Speccies CH web page is very frightening, and I suspect that could be short of the real figure.
The amount of people carrying bags about the town shows how few realise the truth about the country’s finances. We’re broke, out of money, got nothing left, pockets empty, zilch, nixxy, can’t you get it? Or are you living off the state? and that means the rest of us hard workers!
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/5677196/browns-troubles-are-returning-at-just-the-right-time-for-cameron-and-co.thtml
polly twaddle has finally turned against gordon; the man she once professed to love above all others.
He is, she says, sledging the labour party down a black run into an electoral wall. (Interesting that he’s doing it, according to weather statistics, in the coldest winter for the last 100 years!!!)
labour, she says, are the death wish party that are letting gordon lead them into a fatal crash.
I find myself, for once, fervently hoping, that polly twaddle is accurately predicting the future!!!
Preliminary indications continue to suggest that winter temperatures are likely to be near or above average over much of Europe including the UK. Winter 2009/10 is likely to be milder than last year for the UK, but there is still a 1 in 7 chance of a cold winter.
http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/science/creating/monthsahead/seasonal/2009/winter.html
Well they got that one wrong then. So what makes them think they can predict the climate a hundred years hence?
“cold of a variety not seen in over 25 years in a large scale is about to engulf the major energy consuming areas of the northern Hemisphere. The first 15 days of the opening of the New Year will be the coldest, population weighted, north of 30 [degrees] north world wide in over 25 years.”
Some other forecasters agree. But not the Met Office here in Britain, which is apparently sticking to its forecast of a relatively mild winter
Link to Andrew’s Blog
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/dailypolitics/andrewneil/2009/12/its_going_to_be_a_cold_2010.html
I notice that the Met office is re-writing history with its seasonal forecast for winter 09/10 and trying to erase all links to its earlier mild winter predictions. Quite scandalous really as it is funded by the tax payer.
I’m Still Fucking Waiting For My “Barbecue” Summer from last year ! Twats !
Yes, Brillo’s great, face like a ploughed field. Beauty’s only skin deep though.
I’m still awaiting the arrival of the barbeque Summer.
You missed it, ……………….then 3 ‘ll come along at once.
The mild thing was because we actually are in a moderate-to-strong El Nino (= mild wet winters in the NH)… another of their ‘theories’ gone up the Swanney.
The next two weeks and possibly beyond are shaping up to be as cold as 1979 and already this winter (barely 5 weeks old) is likely to be classed as one of the coldest of the last 100 years.
For what the weather anoraks think and the models are showing try reading this forum: http://forum.netweather.tv/topic/59542-general-model-output-discussion/page__st__85
Three at once: Fucking hope not
Liebore will tax us off the planet
Major Global Warming Desaster “24 Hours To Save The World”
The comments on her article by the Guardianistas are a joy to read. Virtually none in support of Broon.
Perhaps newlab are going to have a last desperate heeve ho to get rid of him?
Doubt it! You have to have backbone to do that sort of thing? Who in labour has a backbone? I don’t know of anyone!!!
Nell, I did put the cheeky inside inverted commas.
See below Nell! Misplaced!
The Beeb Machine has issued an edict that 2010 is to be enunciated as “Twenty Ten”….on the News just now just heared ” Twenty-O- Nine” FFS
I bet they had to have a top level meeting with a high priced luncheon complete with top end priced bottles of wine, at our expense, to decide that one!
All the more reason to call it 2 thousand and 10.
Hey Guido
I think most of your serious supporters – not the w*****s who try to wind us all up – will pay to have a Guido Ap
Get on with it pronto ready for this election
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Guido. Don’t forget, when the time is right, to lead with a mini photo of the whole cabinet in the Cross-hairs.
I am surprised that Farter Fuck did not feature in the top 100. Guido you really must try harder this year.
Conservative leader David Cameron has said the UK needs Gordon Brown and a Labour Government to be re-elected in 2010.
“The next general election is no more than 153 days away and I don’t think it can come soon enough,” he said in a speech at Woodstock, Oxfordshire.
“We can’t go on in these difficult times with a weak oppositon under my woeful leadership” he insisted.
Yet another example of Brown’s sad mental state
Vote for a Tory victory and save a soul !!
Vengeance is dish best eaten cold.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8437422.stm
Frozen.
Blair’o Blair’o
Off to the Hague you go
You bluffed it
You lying Shit
Blair’o Blair’o Blair’o Blair’o !
Just joined the local Conservative Party & donated my blood money to get rid of the current Huhne & his useless twats
http://witteringsfromwitney.blogspot.com/2010/01/camerons-woodstock-speech-2nd-january.html
Dave will be IDENTICAL to Labour.
Let’s keep Brown in then and save ourselves the expense of an election.
Really ? god he hides it well i would never have taken him for a fat useless thieving one eyed Scots d*ck with all the social graces of a dead badger in a bucket of camel spit !.
Timing of the next election.
Will McMental go to the last possible date,or will his scheming mind be thinking of budget sweeteners to con the sheeple followed by a snap election.
Another point is if Jack Strawman follows through on asking Gorgon to stand down,would that precipitate an election via a Gorgon tantrum?.
Gordon will bottle it.He’ll never face the electorate.
I’m sure Brown will do the right thing and shoot himself in the bunker!!
Courage mon brave !!
Straw is a Spineless Troughing Coward That Fathered a drug dealer
And is only in office due to postal vote rigging !
He wont say Boo to Brown !
A coward LIKE HIS FATHER !
He’ll go to the last second.
Because he is completely unable to actually make a decision to the contrary.
gordon will take it to the wire – he hasn’t got the courage to face an electorate, ever!
And on the night before the election he will have sarah pronounce that he is very seriously ill and his deputy will be taking over.
Who will that be ?? harpyharriett – I bet she can’t wait . We won’t vote for her either!!!!
Meanwhile, more ‘green’ bollocks :
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article6973577.ece
How is it that enPower are still in business ?
Like probably everybody else, I’ve got a couple of ‘freebie’ low-energy bulbs from my electrickery supplier in the spares box. They’re in the spares box because they don’t fit any of the light fittings in my house. That’s just wasted the energy required to make and post two bulbs, then.
The sad irony is, that they actually made money by sending you those free bulbs.
Indeed – which just indicates the twisted state of energy policy at present. Oh, for a bit of straightforward honesty from government for a change….
Not only that Contessa but they can and do, charge the consumer more to pay for it/them. As if we consumers aren’t paying enough already!
To Engineer.
As one Engineer to another have you looked at exactly what we are getting from this free source of energy.
From my observations and I am pursuing this to build up a dossier of what we are being conned with,it is frightening the amount of deception that is going on.
These windmills of so called natural power so beloved by the tree hugging sandal wearing brigade are absolute shite and any engineer worth his salt will come to this conclusion.
The way forward for this country is nuclear,and possibly coal given that we have approx: 300 years worth of it.
The CO2 scam is not relevent,it is only a tool of world order and sooner the sheeple realise this the better.
I finish on this note that MOTHER NATURE WILL DETERMINE CLIMATE and not this money grubbing society that is being foisted on us.
Do not know what the issue is, I bought 5 100W bayonet bulbs today.
Just walked into the shop and asked for them. 60p each.
I have to use them as the CFL will not work at these low temperatures. They have to be available for industrial use. Some designs just blow if they do not strike immediately when very cold (Cold can mean 5C). Otherwise we would have to heat all the sheds in the world to CFL working temperatures. No problem in France but a tad costly up north. But then Global warming was meant to solve the inequality of weather throughout Europe. I am surprised the UK do not get the EU to pay for a few big mirrors in space.
I recommend you all go out an buy one old style bulb and just try it. The light might dawn on you that CFL are another EU lie.
To Anonymous.
Yes I agree,bought in enough to last me for life and they can f— off with their saving the planet bollocks.
Has David Cameron gone raving mad???
Mr Cameron also said he would set up a special stand -up comedians cabinet if his party was elected and would invite Labour and Liberal Democrat comedians to sit in on meetings and tell jokes.
“When a nation is at war it needs to come together and tell the best gags in the world, and engage in a spot of fish-slapping” he told supporters in his Oxfordshire constituency.
Gordon,that comment is just not fair
ESSEX HURRICANE APPEAL
A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) hit Essex in the early hours of Friday accross Basildon and Billericay. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering “Faaackinell”.
The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa Del Sol were damaged beyond repair.
Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived. Essex FM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Basildon .
One resident – Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, “It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up and watching Trisha the next morning.”
Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland
Browns Britain to a T.
SKREEEEERRKK!!! ‘ULLOPOLLY!!!
Guido,
Surely your stats are wrong – the New Labour trolls who post here say all your readership are right wing nutters so your stats should read 100% Klu Klux Clan/BNP/UKIP.
If your stats are correct the lefty fuckwits might have to come up with another idea and there are only a few months to the election – after all they have had twelve years trying with zero useful results.
Hang on they have had one idea (see para one) and spent the next 11 years spinning it. This suggests they need to win the next two elections before another idea emerges.
16. Trinity Mirror Group aka the third-rate shame of British journalism, Kevin Maguire.
Yuk. His annoying ‘cheeky’ grin makes me want to puke.
Oh Please contessa! magquire hasn’t got s ‘cheeky’ grin.
He looks like the back end of a well hung, manky ripe cheese!!!!
Nell, I did put the cheeky inside inverted commas!
Indeed you did Contessa. And quite right too!!
Terrorists in Yemen ? Give e’m £100,000,000 not to blow us up ! job done
Terrorists in Afghanistan? Give Karzai £21 000,000,000 job done
Terrorists in Britain ? Give the muslims as much money as they need to fund their single faith schools, Mosques, islamic groups etc job done
Do not forget he promised to educate every kid in Africa……
Does that mean we can expect more fucking emails from rich African princesses?
yeah……..come to think of it I would not p*ss on them if they were on fire…includes labour supporters, radical muslims, asylum seekers and anyone else that has an adverse effect on my life and country !!
Read
http://the-tap.blogspot.com/2010/01/uk-government-revenues-down-by-30-in-2.html
from your seen elsewhere list and be afraid, very afraid.
Tax-take drops from about £600 billion per year before the crisis to about £450 now.
Not really surprising. The economy became heavily dependent on the financial sector over the last decade, to the tune of about 40% of GDP if memory serves. So when the banking crisis hits, and profits disappear, so do tax revenues from that sector. Add in the assault by the government on high earners with their 50% income tax rate, the windfall tax on bonuses, and uncertainty over the regulatory regime in the future, and bankers are leaving these shores in droves.
The conclusion is that the tax-take won’t recover to 2007/2008 levels for many years (unlike in 1991/1992), because the financial sector won’t generate the spectacular profits it did pre-crisis. All the more reason to match public spending to revenues sooner rather than later.
Nice sum up Eng.
Forgot to add that the slow-down in the property market and subsequent slump in the construction sector didn’t help either, nor did the general slow-down in economic activity in most sectors as the crisis bit world-wide. These sectors will recover, slowly, but finance probably won’t reach it’s previous prominence in this country. That probably explains why our recession is longer and deeper than everybody else’s – they didn’t have the reliance on the financial sector to the same extent that the UK did, and were able to help their economies more than us because they chose not to throw silly money at their banks – or didn’t need to. Suggests that when QE stops, we’ll suddenly find out just how bad the situation is, possibly with a double-dip. Not very cheery. Sorry, all.
Engineer. Why would the property market and construction industry ‘recover slowly’? Who’s going to finance all this construction and activity in the property market? The UK banking system? Errr…!!!
Property and construction will recover – they always do. They won’t recover quickly. Yes, the finance will come from the merchant banks, they haven’t melted down totally. They’ll be looking for rather more solid potential investments than they did during the last decade – dare I say it, a return to old-fashioned value investing?
As a small business i know that my tax return will be down this year and the recession
didn’t hit me till about march and has only slightly effected me since ! every body i know in the same line as me is in the same boat so if you times that by nearly every buisness in the country then Darling has got a real problem having said that i cannot remember one prediction Darling or Brown ever got right and the fact they wont release the figures is typical of this lying deceitful government just as a thought ! if the figures have to be released before April then one of two things will happen
one is an election BEFORE April or two they will carry on as if nothing is wrong knowing that the tories will win the election (which i think they know will happen) leaving the public finances in total ruin hoping and knowing that the tories will never sort them out in one term ,and within weeks of losing start blaming the tories for the state of the finances hoping that the sheeple will forget and vote them in for the following term !
i apoligiz fir eny speeling miztaks en tiss pust bfor yuteel me haboot thim !
This is just a symptom of Brown’s lying and denial.
Any revision of revenue forecasts would be an implicit acknowledgement of the blind optimism of output forecasts, which have been bare-faced lies throughout the recession.
Lying about the future has become the only way Brown is able to deal with the present.
Once you’ve started lying, you have to just keep on telling more.
The lies are compounding one-another, making each new one more ambitious and ridiculous. Hence a “decade of prosperity” is now apparently on offer.
Much of Whitehall blocks access to this blog? Are you sure? I’ve worked in four central government departments, and have been a regular reader (and occasional commenter) from all four.
Perhaps you know me then and can solve the mystery of how I can be on a salary of £108,000 for a three day week, whilst not actually doing anything, I just don’t understand how I can get away with it?
May I wish everyone on this blog a very Happy New Smear.
Just A Thought !
Over the last two days yesterday channel have been running the complete series of The Nazis A Warning From History . About the Sickening and Appalling way they Slaughtered not only jews But Mentally Ill people,Gypseys Political Prisoners Etc !
It got me thinking how long it will be before the Nazi/Franco Europiean Union will ban all history programmes per EU as” NOT IN THE RE-PUBLIC INTREST” ?
Don’t give them any ideas FFS.
Excellent series, aptly demonstrating that aside from the holocaust there is really is no difference from the NuLiebor brand of experimental National Socialism and the original NSDAP.
GOK WAN say’s
Anyone that still wears “Y” fronts deserves to get his cock blown off
That’s rich coming from someone calling themselves GOK WAN.
My wife worked in a bank with a Chinese customer by the name of
FUK U !
sorry he was actually called FUK U HO !
Where’s my Wok Gon
Well this [fantastic programme ] isn’t shown in schools to my knowledge and al’s a gorey’s fecking pile “an irritable lie” is ,so it has begun already !
Here we are thanks to 13 years of ZaNuLiebors brand of National Socialism:
http://www.islam4uk.com/current-affairs/uk-news/421–coming-soon–wootton-bassett-march
Anybody fancy a quickie, I’ve got a New Year sale on?
Do you charge by the hour,
Or the inch ?
Looking at you, it’ll have to be by the hour. It should be all over in a flash anyway.
Flash Gorgon.
At least now were in the EU
i have a European Cock
and as we all know european cocks are much bigger
mine is now a whopping 35
millimeters that is !
I have instituted an immediate enquiry into the high placing of Conservative Central Office in these statistics. It has been apparent for some time that my fellow Tories have been neglecting some of their duties. There is a massive backlog of minions to flog and attendance at the Westminster Necrophiliacs Club (motto: the best Tory is a dead Tory) has been falling by the week. The story that Osborne has been knocking them off to prepare for the annual ball is not credible. We have Anne Milton and she resembles a two week dead corpse. I will block access immediately when I can find a serf who understands these things.
Utter crap.
Ah, you have also noticed our shortfall in the utter crap department. Not to worry, I have this problem solved. Osborne is giving a speech tomorrow and I have invited Johnson to lead the drafting of our manifesto. If that doesn’t produce a national surplus of utter crap my name isn’t Dave Cameron.
Crap is Brown, Brown is crap. End of story.
My dear boy, I agree entirely that Brown is crap but as a good Tory you really should deplore monopolistic tendencies.
WTF?
Now you have lost me – WTF – what does Widdi the Fair (at least by female Tory standards) have to do with this?
What part of ‘what the fuck’ don’t you understand, cock muncher?
Oh why didn’t you say you were one of Dick Sniffins little chums. Be a good boy and back to the pink panzers – its about the only thing me and Gordon agree on.
Look I’ve got better things to than chew the crud with you grandad, so just fuck off and suck on a werthers original, or whatever the fuck you oldies do.
Nothing personal.
No problem young man, must be off myself. The Browns have invited us to a wife swapping party and I have to convince Clegg that this is a great opportunity to take my place and gain a move on us Tories.
I’ve had wittier comebacks from my clapped out old lawnmower FFS. I’d call it a day grandad, before you embarrass yourself any further.
I’m sure you have dear. Perhaps Dick Sniffins when you were playing around the campfire with him and some live ammo – “Oops, I seem to have done a Gordon”.
The appalling Toynbee sees the writing on the wall?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/jan/01/death-wish-brown-crash-labour
pollytwaddle IS the writing on the wall for labour .
Amazing that she manages it from her luxury villa, complete with swimming pool, in tuscany.
Bit like the baronnessu living the life of british lord from her marble palace, complete with servants, in banglaland .
Are any of this labour failed crew living a normal life in England?
Did you like my little wheeze to throw the scent away from Londonistan by getting Brown’s Biased Crap news to interview the knicker bomber’s muslim friend over & over today. “He was such a nice boy when we went to the mosque together” said the knicker bombers plausible little islamic mate.
After all the Londonistan hook handed mosque chaps have never ever discussed bombs have they? It all started in Lebanon you know and I propose to have an international conference about it and my friend Barry will come and we’ll all have tea and then it will be time for bed.
And the good people of the world will know I saved them once again.
By the way do you really want one of those expensive time wasting election thingies? I am getting on with the job and that is all you should worry about. That’s settled then, I’ll not bother for now, I would have won anyway.
Oh Peter, she’s gone to Harrods, have you got a minute love?
The Doctor examined my wife and said, “she’s got acute angina”.
I said, “her tits are not too bad either.
Do you want to see me dance, really, really dance?
In johnny thunderpant defence
after a few beers and a vindaloo ! L
ets face it ,It could happen to anybody !
I mean i’ve lit farts at parties and brought the house down
But never an aircraft !
Mc Bust, did you get ring sting?
It can be a bit painfull
if you get blow back
more of a ring singe !
Try putting you pants in the fridge first , it helps
I vote him the comedy bomber of 2009.
These guys need to be re educated, 21 virgins? to be honest one’s enough, much better to get your self a MILF to teach you all you need to know, just like that nice little Jewish boy in the film GRADUATE, Oh! get yourself a red Alfa sports car, far better to pull in than that crusty old Datsun you normally drive
Do you think we might see a new documentary series in few years time called called “Gordon Brown a Warning from History”.
This is all sadly, very sadly, a terrible waste of time.
Cameron is uesless, hopeless. No policies. Nothing. Waffle and more waffle.
And I’m a Tory.
God help us all.
is cameron really a socialist? fuckin useless, who is he trying to ape now ? obama?
thats all we fuckin need a blair2 and an obama, fuckin god help us all!
Gordon is a knob.
Keep trying Cameron.
Otherwise I and millions like me will vote UKIP
Oh fuck, another Labour troll.
im voting ukip, cameron has lost it. what is wrong with that c u n t? are there really any real tories?
5 more years of Brown then.
Yeah………great idea.
no difference mate, still the same EU, Immigration and Human Rights policies, so UKIP for me. Cameron and his business mates in league with Europe.
We need a real tory, not some one whoi wants to carry on spinning like blair.
Return to your constituencies and prepare government!!!
FUKIP.
Business forecasts for next year very good – good prices currently available for glycerine “false tears” and union jacks from Hong Kong…..ongoing support of Dave Cameron (Public Relations) will continue to be vital.
Current estimates based on three military deaths a week average – excluding accidents and friendly fire “incidents”.
BBC cooperating on suppressing sixties anti-war songs
signed
A Tory
Woottton Basset Dvlp Corps
No comment, Leftie.
Are you black British or are you just feeling depressed?
You racist сunt.
Don’t be silly I hate sport – you can keep yer racing.
Says S’pedo the Spаzz
Spasmodic? Hmmm…maybe.
Er….no, spаsticated.
okay then, if it makes you happy.
You really are an idiot. You think people can’t discriminate between you and the creepy name you like to appear under.
You need to be sectioned mate, and quick.
go kiss my royal fucking arse, “mate”.
It would be impossible to get anywhere your arse when it’s already being rimmed by your dad, fucko.
YOU Sir, are a Liberal Democrat!
Is that all you’ve got you sad little todger?
S’not all I’ve got – S’all yer worth fuckpiug
What’s a fuckpiug FFS?
what do you think?
I think you’re a wanker.
..Really?
Really.
what makes you “come” to that conclusion?
I think you’ll find the current ‘vernacular’ for said sex verb is ‘cum’.
You fucking plank!
Actually, it’s ambiguous – a bit like yourself.
“what makes you “come” to that conclusion?”
It’s not a conclusion chump, it’s a fact. The big fat fact is that you are a complete and utter tosser. Oh, and you’re a loser too. Loser.
pardon?
YOU-ARE-A-FUCKING-LOSER!
What a dumb fuck.
Guido FFS this is the Dead Baby Twat Again ! Can’t you block him for good he’s a total c*nt with Fuck All Humourous Or Constructive To Say !
Dont be so fucking personal ya bastard
BTW – only one ‘u’ in humorous MORON
We all wish there was no ‘u’ on this blog.
Really?
Come back in another few million years when you’ve had a chance to evolve into a human being, you fucking degenerate.
“degenerate” what? Finish your sentences PLEASE.
‘Degenerate’ is an adjective as well as an intransitive verb, you ignorant fuck.
Thank you for your interest in lexicography
You are one weird mutha fucka, that’s for sure.
Yeh – and I’ve got a huge cock as well
Ah me, I should have known better than to try to converse with a mental case.
Just mark it down to experience.
No, I’ll mark it down to you being a total fuck up.
YOUR being, NOT “you” being *tut tut*
‘You’re’ being NOT ‘your’ being FFS!!!
SHEEEESH!!!!! WTF!!!!
From the twat with shocking punctuation.
I didn’t mean you, Fiona.
Fiona, when using multiple quotes intersperse them with double and singles in order to aid legibility: and you’re STILL wrong – but I give you full credit for being a tryer…good luck with the passport application.
Bollocks.
BTW
“No, I’ll mark it down to you being a total fuck up.”
….is as grammatically acceptable as,
“No, I’ll mark it down to your being a total fuck up.”
fiona – it’s all about your singulars and plurals, see?
Grammar comes and grammar goes, but you will always be a fuck up.
Perhaps darling, but at least I will be able to commit it to paper. Good luck with the passport application, foreign person.
Stop trying to come on to me you dirty fucker.
Just mark it down to experience – HAHahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Yeah, that’s it, you’re a dirty old man who likes to chat with young females with his cock out on the keyboard.
Yuk.
Hey – I’m a dead baby, don’t be so rude
No, that’s the disgustingly disrespectful mask you hide behind, you sad little creature.
Come out , come out whoever you are….tell us who you really are, go on I dare ya!!!
Okay, I am 1van Cameron (deceased) and my dad is ex Eton, ex Bullingdon, ex penses…….and you’re a transvestite, God told me.
You fucking shitty little coward. Go on run away to yer ma, ya fucking lickspittle.
Keep yer wig on, eh?!
Tell us who you really are, and all will be forgiven. Fair deal eh, shithead?
dont think guido’s taking too much notice
as the sun sets on the reich of the british establishment, only for it to rise again tomorrow…………
Capital ‘B’ in British – show some respect PLEASE.
Please don’t lecture anyone on showing respect.
Lecture in SEVEN words?! What are you on?
GEDDIT – wtf is that?
Why dont you post under your real name
Tthere’s 7,500 lads in Afghanistan and at least one here who would like to discuss your insulting and childish posts with you
be a man and put your name up !
Okay, my real name is Gordon McBust – your move.
Well Gordon McBust is it not passed your bedtime ?
come back in a couple of years
when your ball’s have dropped little boy !
*yawn*
See i told you you were tired
now get to bed you little shit !
You have a very restricted vocabulary
And you have a very limited mentality !
now good night go to sleep !
are you a poof?
OK this is where it get’s interesting. It thinks that this remark is the height of wit. Trouble is, it’s the last desperate little spud gun in it’s armoury, and as you can see it’s total shite.
Gary, please go away, I don’t like attention seekers like you.
Told you, the fucker has rolled over and fucking died.
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The youth club must be closed, it probably comes from a nice family but they can’t show him any love due to him being a useless twat, girls don’t fancy him and probably has calluses on his knob from continuous self abuse.
Arsehole.
Leave Gary alone – he can’t help it.
Are you a poof?
no – but I can get you a phone number (just ask for titfer)
I don’t believe you. You are definitely a poof aren’t you?
I can’t fucking stand jock poofs, they give me the fucking creeps. Go away creepo.
Gary – you bore me, get it? You are a royally boring bastard.
You’ve been boring us on here for fucking years you tedious сunt. Time to move on, geddit?
Gary – bye bye – okay?
Good. Don’t come back.
Gary, that was like being savaged by a dead sheep
Yeah, something you’re well up for on a regular basis it seems.
Okay OKAY you’ve bored me into submission, you win okay? just FUCK OFF
No you fuck off.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Yeah, that’s it, time for your heroin hit. Better not have a wet dream though, your mummy has just changed the sheets.
Presumably you are gordon at a time where you have failed to take your medication.
Or you are AlastairC or EdB pretending to be brown in the hope of discrediting him so that he has to resign before the next election.
I hope you fail.
I really want gordon to face the next election – it is going to be a real car crash for labour. They really deserve it as they are the most dishonest, disliked, distrusted, unwanted government of all time!!
Guido fix the web site = it’s all over the place.
Gnnnnnnn….wot ‘it moi — Ali, stop battering me about the ring willya?
Bobby Moore was a poof I see – surprise, surprise eh? A grown man running around in silk shorts – well I never.
Oi Kevin, piss of back to The Mirror
You’re an ‘f’short of an off – but I will put that down to your wrist shaking.
Check the spelling of these;
‘you’re a massive spactard’.
and a ‘shit flecked spunk bubble’.
Good use of vernacular
Wembley 1966.
What’s your point do you mean they were all poofs at wembley in 1066 ?
England, winners of the World Cup in 1966, unlike Scotland, who are just a load of poofters who have never won it……ever.
You USED to br a country – now yer a zoo.
A zoo nonetheless that has won the World Cup, unlike Scotland who will never, ever win it….Hahahahahahahahaha….
I’ve come to the conclusion that there are only two people who would choose to use your nametag.
Both of them, of course, are selfish, self serving, evil minded . Both are men. Both are labour.
One drove Dr David Kelly to his death ( AlastairC) and the other is driving gordon into the madhouse as he seeks the leadership of the labour party (evil edb).
Time will make a judgement.
It’s Sunny Hundal.The smug creepiness is the give-away.He’s a Tory double agent.
How little you know, mug. It’s really Mandy’s double double agent. Step forward The Sixth Man. Iain Dale!
I’m a sucker for a man in uniform.You’ve got your man.Be gentle(NOT)!
Don’t worry! We’ll give him a thorough debriefing.
Cheeky boys!!
Is Ian Brady still alive? If he is, and has got internet access, he’d be a ringer for our resident creepy jock nonce…
Yeah he’s still alive I think you are getting mixed up with that English nonce from the Kray Twins.
I’ve just left my annual comment over on Mrs Dales. Get it over quick eh? Don’t want to encourage the old dear too much.
The Tories have the best opportunity to go in for the kill with Labour, lies that took us into war, lies about the economy, lies about everything…… get into the barstewards!!!
lies about climategate – lies over the death of Dr David Kelly, lies about wmd at 45 mins, lies about the abduction of the five men in Iraq, lies about gordon’s true state of health, lies about mp’s and lord’s expenses, lies about the under-equipping of our lads in afghanistan,
Lies………………………….. it’s what labour does.
Lies………………………….. it’s what labour does best
If the Tories get off the mark too soon newlab will just copy them. Newlab are an empty vessel.
Ben Bradshaw that vain creep (surprised he has time to speak on the radio – too busy preening his sun streaked hair), any way he pronounced this afternoon that the Tories say a lot but do nothing. Who ffs has been running the country for the last 10 years +?
Whatever he says, he’s a voice in the wilderness.
yeah it’s NewLab copying the Tories these days
LOL indeed
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”
Oh, we pissed away a barrel of money,
Maybe we’re ragged and funny;
But we’ll troll along, singin’ a song,
Side by side.
Don’t know what’s comin’ at the election,
Maybe it’s mandys erection;
But we’ll travel the road, stealin’ your load,
Side by Side.
Through all kinds of climate change,
What if the sky should fall;
Just as long as we’re deranged,
It doesn’t matter,
Doesn’t matter at all.
When they’ve all had their quarrels and parted,
We’ll be as broke as we started;
Just trolling’ along, sniffing harriets thong
Side by Side.
with apologies.
‘sniffing Harriet’s thong’.
Mmmmmmmmm!
You dirty little pervert thats my job.
I love you,Jack.Let’s fuck Gordon and Charlie together.With Hatty on top.
our kid saw Polly Toynbee waddling up the street, he said she looked like she needed a shit
She works for a paper that is just about usable as bog roll..how handy.
cant wait to put my cross against the real tory party, UKIP, it does what it says on the tin, pity cameron doesnt. Already reneged on Europe, not gonna let him sign up to another treaty, dont forget, they would have signed lisbon if they were in power, they signed maastricht too.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5iXa1xyU45q6G5iAfC0QYdNqCCdNQ
I feel really sorry for the 1700 workers at Corus on Teeside. On New Year’s Eve gordon pledged he would save their jobs.
I guess we all know what’s going to happen next!
Nell, don’t worry about them, the gorgon has promised a very personal visit!
Guido, got any good bets for next election?
Well Contessa. I bet labour isn’t going to win it!!!
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Afghanistan-UK-Soldier-Killed-in-Blast-On-New-Years-Eve-Named-By-MoD-As-Sapper-David-Watson/Article/201001115513236?lpos=UK_News_Carousel_Region_3&lid=ARTICLE_15513236_Afghanistan%3A_UK_Soldier_Killed_in_Blast_On_New_Years_Eve_Named_By_MoD_As_Sapper_David_Watson
Another of our Hero’s dies on the front line in Afghanistan.
And still gormless gordon, brainless balls,evil alastair and worthless whelan are hiding in the bunker at no.10 watching football, eating pizza and drinking beer!!
When is it all going to end?? and why aren’t the useless , very dispensible gordon, balls, whelan and alastair out on the front line facing IED’s instead of courageous, decent, honest, loyal lads!!
Tsk! Modded.
So what is it that the automod dog doesn’t like about the comment ‘ gormless gordon, brainless balls and worthless whelan’ ??!!
the first shall be last and……you can’t win them all
i love you nell.
Hello!
We’d like to book a couple of tickets for your London Dungeon England please
Hello?
Don’t think anyone is about, Tammy
what about the Tories bringing a new tax called Browns debt tax on everyone who works let every one in there salary have this tax stopped so they all can see how much Labour have over spent.
Be about 2030 when its payed off.
Middle classes are already paying that one……
I wonder what the scot’s.. “gentleman (NOT)”.. labour club is going to do after they crash at the next election.
Derided, despised, No more public money, no more illegal tax breaks, no more generous expenses, no more freebies. Not able to sell any more favours. Not able to accept any more brown paper packets with money in it to tweek law changes.
Ooh nell, you are bitter aren’t you? Have a lie down luv, before you have a coronary.
Well Ld Fookes – I have not troughed at the public purse as you and gordon and edb and the rest have.
Bitter?? no!! I’m proud of the fact that I have lived and worked and supported myself and my family through all the years without leaching needless/illegal expenses from the public purse’
I am also determined to see an end to these MP’s and Lords bloodsuckers who do absolutely nothing for the country??
It’s time for politicians to start being honest!! Tough Call Huh??!!
nell, what’s the point in becoming a lord if you can’t defraud the public FFS?
phew!
Laour is going down in history with its troughing labour lords as the biggest defrauders of the public purse EVER.
fookes, mandy, martin , uddin, scotland, the four who sold favours like whores on a street corner, and on and on…..
Dorothy who?
coz none of Tories weren’t caught with their hands in the expenses till were they nell ?
Duuuuuh!
Nell despite you pathological inbred deluded opinion that the Problem with the Government is its Scottish Element. I refer you to the following as discussed earlier in this blog today.
These are in fact the figures which I asked you to provide earlier this week in order to justify you predudical outlook.
Not surprisingly You never produced them and here’s why.( Thanks to Obserever )
The Rt Hon Gordon Brown MP Scottish
Minnister for Women and Equality Harriet Harman QC MP English
Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills Lord Mandelson PC English
Chancellor of the Exchequer The Rt Hon Alistair Darling MP English
Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs The Rt Hon David Miliband MP English
Secretary of State for Justice The Rt Hon Jack Straw MP English
Secretary of State for the Home Department The Rt Hon Alan Johnson MP English
Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs The Rt Hon Hilary Benn MP English
Secretary of State for International Development The Rt Hon Douglas Alexander MP Scottish
Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government The Rt Hon John Denham MP Poetically English
Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families The Rt Hon Ed Balls MP English
Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change The Rt Hon Ed Miliband MP English
Secretary of State for Health The Rt Hon Andrew Burnham MP English
Secretary of State for Northern Ireland The Rt Hon Shaun Woodward MP English
Leader of the House of Lords
Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster The Rt Hon The Baroness Royall of Blaisdon PC English
Minister for the Olympics The Rt Hon Tessa Jowell MP English
Secretary of State for Scotland The Rt Hon Jim Murphy MP Scottish
Secretary of State for Work and Pensions The Rt Hon Yvette Cooper MP Scottish ( Surprised me as well but true)
Chief Secretary to the Treasury The Rt Hon Liam Byrne MP English
Secretary of State for Wales The Rt Hon Peter Hain MP Kenya
Secretary of State for Defence The Rt Hon Bob Ainsworth MP English
Secretary of State for Transport The Rt Hon The Lord Adonis PC English
Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport The Rt Hon Ben Bradshaw MP English
Also attend Cabinet meetings
Parliamentary Secretary to the Treasury
Chief Whip of the House of Commons The Rt Hon Nick Brown MP English
Minister of State for Housing and Planning The Rt Hon John Healey MP English
Minister of State for Business, Innovation and Skills The Rt Hon Pat McFadden MP Scottish
Minister of State for Science and Innovation The Rt Hon The Lord Drayson PC English
Also attending Cabinet meetings when Ministerial responsibilities are on the agenda
The Rt Hon The Baroness Scotland of Asthal PC QC English
The Rt Hon Dawn Primarolo MP English
The Rt Hon Jim Knight MP English
The Rt Hon Rosie Winterton MP English
The Rt Hon Sadiq Khan MP English
So There are a total of 4 Scots in the Cabinet ( Brown, Murphy,Cooper and Alexander, Darling is English having been born in London ) compared with 18 English and Peter Hoon.
In addition out of the other MP’s who attend Cabinet meetings 1 is a Scot and 9 are English.
So in total we have 5 Scots and 27 English members of the cabinet ( and Peter Hoon)
In addition Recent resignations from the cabinet have included
Ruth Kelly English
Hazel Blears English
James Purnell English
Caroline Flint English
Jackie Smith English
and the following “significant others” recently active in The Nu Labour Project
Alistair Campbell English
Derek Draper English
Damian McBride English
So there you have it Nell your worldview shot to pieces, the problem is not one of Nationality the evidence is overwhelming is it not.
since when has the truth ever stopped liebour smearing and peddling lies, you are full of them, mandelson, brown.blair,campbell, mcbride, draper. balls, cooper et al. I dont even need to mention what you did to david kelly after producing a sexed up dossier to sell a war to the public.
So true and the majority of those who did this were in fact English but you wouldnt think it by the comments of some on here.
This is not about Scotishness or Englishness but a fight against The UK Labour Party who have ruined this country and MUST be ejected at the next election. To see it in terms of Nationality IS PLAYING INTO THEIR HANDS.
Whatever.
Quite surprised Alistair Darling isn’t Scottish.There are several in your list who, though not Scottish, you could hardly call English. Would I be fair in saying that?
Some of them are not even from this fucking planet.
100 years ago Scotland was a powerhouse of genius and industry.Socialism and pathetic anti-English bigotry has reduced her to a shitehouse of stupidity and sloath.I say this as an Englishman with ancestors from the Borders.Labour is a disease.
It’s sloth.
You are correct Labour is a disease and as well as the central belt of scotland it has penetrated into the great cities of England to such an extent that around 4/5 th of the Labour Cabinet are in fact English. Your Nation has been riddled with it for decades as well why wont you wake up to this fact.
name names countessa,
Darling went to school in Scotland and has an Edinburgh constituency.
He is part of Scottish labour.
Ok then fair do’s in that Case Yvette Cooper went to School in England and has an English constituency so she’s part of English Labour.
Nice try but no cigar. Its time to bury your shortsighted prejudices and maybe we can get rid of this odious administration instead of fighting over the Scotland/England irrelevance.
There must be some readers of this blog who actually know Polly Toynbee – please get her a packet of fig rolls, I think she has a compacted stool stuck in her anoose
pollytwaddle might preach socialism/communism much like gordon, edb, mandy and bliar – but none of them practice it – They live lives of champagne and caviar by the side of an exotic swimming pool.
They tax the rest of us to the hilt whilst they use every legal means to escape taxation for themselves.
They claim expenses whilst they make it illegal for the rest of us to do such a thing.
They impose heavy taxes on our petrol consumption whilst making sure that they have freebie cards to allow them to never pay for a single litre of fuel for their cars.
….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………………………………..
nell! You’re priceless! Even better than tat.
She’s very annoying, I’ll grant you that.
Nell we have a word for people like wot you describe don’t we children.
We call them C unts !
Who are these “C” people you speak of? Those that rob the taxpayer blind? Or those taxpayers that elect them?
Get back to your uphill gardening Duncan.
As long as you’re paying for me to claim for the “gardeners” on expenses, i shall continue to plough my well manicured furrow on behalf of the electorate. I’ve been a slave long enough. Now it’s time for me to crack the whip, if you get my drift.
No cracking the whip for you Duncan. Mistress Milton will be using it on you at tonights meeting of the Westminster S&M Club (motto: We give the Tories a fair crack of the whip).
http://toryardvaark.wordpress.com/2010/01/02/hit-run-driver-to-head-up-liebores-election-campaign-now-it-will-be-a-car-crash/
OT..but hey it’s xmas.
Is it true that since last summers corruption exposure, liebours biggest hypocritical inbred has cut his spending by combining his need for 2 jags with his need for 2 loos?
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/EDITORIAL/editorial_images/non_imported/toiletcar.JPG
Disgraceful. One of my own dear followers has economised by converting his third Rolls into a new duck house – although I believe the initial drive into his moat was unintentional.
A story breaking in tomorrow’s press Prince Charles was so opposed to the invasion of iraq that he lobbied senior politicians with his views he is also said to have reffered to Blair as “Our Illustrious Leader” cant wait to see that one
Illegal immigrants have been working at some of the most sensitive Government offices in the country – including the headquarters of the UK Border Agency – a Mail on Sunday investigation has discovered.
Following our enquiries, the Home Office admitted employing a dozen illegal foreign staff over the past four years – 11 Nigerians and a Ghanaian.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1240204/Jobs-illegals-Home-Office-dozens-NHS-public-bodies-break-immigration-laws.html?ITO=1708&referrer=yahoo#ixzz0bUu9NRWq
All political parties are hemorrhaging support. All but one that is.
816 Newlab bend over backwards to persuade us we live in a multi cultural society!
Anyone seen this little snippet from Peter Oborne?
“I spy a mystery
Last week, I asked Gordon Brown yet again to withdraw his effusive words of praise for trade unionist Jack Jones in the light of 2009′s revelation that Jones had been a paid Soviet agent for many years.
And yet again he has refused to do so.
This is mysterious and I will be looking much deeper into old Labour’s connection with Soviet communism in the weeks to come.”
While you’re at it, tell Oborne to get digging on Operation Ore. Now that’s one I’d love to see front page before i die.
Operation Ore was removed from public gaze and quietly killed off because it exposed Senior politicians.
But Ore started in the USA and the information was used to persuade our Government to “help” the USA.
Was operation Ore and the politicians it exposed also behind Labour’s decision to break its manifesto pledge on a Lisbon referendum? Which senior politician springs to mind?
Is Blackmail the reason behind the betrayal of our country?
No Rise of Airborne Fraction of Carbon Dioxide in Past 150 Years, New Research Finds
ScienceDaily (Dec. 31, 2009) — Most of the carbon dioxide emitted by human activity does not remain in the atmosphere, but is instead absorbed by the oceans and terrestrial ecosystems. In fact, only about 45 percent of emitted carbon dioxide stays in the atmosphere.
See Also:
Earth & Climate
Air Quality
Global Warming
Climate
Atmosphere
Forest
Air Pollution
Reference
Atmospheric chemistry
Ocean acidification
Consensus of scientists regarding global warming
Carbon cycle
However, some studies have suggested that the ability of oceans and plants to absorb carbon dioxide recently may have begun to decline and that the airborne fraction of anthropogenic carbon dioxide emissions is therefore beginning to increase.
Many climate models also assume that the airborne fraction will increase. Because understanding of the airborne fraction of carbon dioxide is important for predicting future climate change, it is essential to have accurate knowledge of whether that fraction is changing or will change as emissions increase.
To assess whether the airborne fraction is indeed increasing, Wolfgang Knorr of the Department of Earth Sciences at the University of Bristol reanalyzed available atmospheric carbon dioxide and emissions data since 1850 and considers the uncertainties in the data.
In contradiction to some recent studies, he finds that the airborne fraction of carbon dioxide has not increased either during the past 150 years or during the most recent five decades.
The research is published in Geophysical Research Letters.
Add it to the list.
My last comment of the night.
Anyone remember this:-
Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defiled this sacred place and turned the lords temple into a den of thieves by your immoral principles and wicked practices.
Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation,you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redressed and now you have become the biggest grievance.
I command ye therefore at the peril of your lives,to depart from this place,because ye are nothing but venal slaves,so I say to you,get you gone out of this house.
SOUNDS LIKE THE LIEBOUR PARTY TO ME.
Sounds like the usual 646 suspects to me.
That my friend was the inspiration for the Labour party
who`s portrait hung behind prescotts desk?
The Bould Ollie
Which surely gives lie to Labours Irish-licking
At least he had a pretty face to gaze at when he was vinegar stroking Tracy’s chip.
He’s only got eyes for the pies.
Leave Prezza alone, you beasts. He’s all Man. Unlike those wooftahs on the Tory’s side. Big John, as we girlies call him, likes now’t better than a skinfull of expenses followed by a tear up with the plebs, and still have time for croquet on the lawn at Dorney Wood.
We’re all middle class now,pet.
I’ve got the hots for Ollie Cromwell. Bring him back.
(P.S. we’re still selling extra large Y fronts.)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/6924166/Harriet-Harman-attacks-BBC-for-getting-rid-of-older-women.html
The Peoples’ Politician has spoken!
What a spiffing site this is. A place where us Conservatives can come together.
We’re more likely to say c unt on here than spiffing mate. Get back to your Labour masters troll !!!
We spit on Labour and shit on Conservatives. And you don’t want to know what we do to those Lib Dem Ho’s.
Yeah, it’s a bit like Labourwrist, only interesting and amusing with it.
0/10. Must try harder.
yet another blair2 conference for blueliebour.
just when you really need a tory you cant find one, especially after the worst unelected prime minister this country has ever had.
Nell I refer you to posting #846 above, looks like youve got a bit of explaining to do.
Don’t you know? This is Guido Fawkes’ Blog of tittle tattle, gossip and the thoughts of nell.
Personal attacks on prominent posters is a deliberate troll activity.
Keep up the good work Nell.
Just answer the freaking question and stop creating “Troll” smokescreens !!!
there may be trouble ahead………
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1240200/Jobs-illegals-The-list.html
Even Guy Gibson’s dog has got a job as an equality and diversity outreach worker.
barking….
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What is this march in wooton Basset ???
The month after February. Another procession of dead hero’s returned courtesy of the “Special Relationship”.
Whatever it is, it doesn’t exist.
Great comedy, Father Ted! Watched a couple of episodes tonight. They always give the pious Catholics a good kicking. Imagine people still believing in that cod’s wallop!
I’m relying on it.
I spit on your atheism infidel.
See you at prayer tomorrow Pete? Then we’ll get down to the Skinner’s Arms for a bevy. Hear they’ve got some shit hot strippers on .
Brother Martyrs. You that is, not me of course. We are fighting against a demonic enemy that believes in the adage that a half cut chavess at chucking out time in the hand, so to speak, is as attractive as 72 shaven virgins in a bush.Or summat like that anyway.
BBC cock-suckers start a new decade polishing Gordon’s economic turd
‘More areas’ affordable for first-time buyers the story goes…
That must be nice for the folk who’ve had their mortgages foreclosed to hear.
General Election forecast.
Hung parliament with UKIP and Beanpeers holding the balance.
You heard it here first folks.
Anyone else read Hitchen’s article:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/columnists/article-1240125/PETER-HITCHENS-We-fight-save-drug-runners-sell-nation-river.html
Interesting questions about Milliband and Tibet. Not seen a mention of this elsewhere – anyone know more details?
Has Tibet got oil? Or our financial balls in their hand? One well heeled Gucci shod monk with a habit has no relevance in the global trafficking of finest Afghani opium to the international markets that Gordon has single handedly saved. We are working hard to flood our inscrutable fiends with the best of British Foreign policy. It worked in the 1800′s, so why wouldn’t it work again?
Who gives a fuck, how many hits you get. Most serious bloggers don’t even read your pile of shite now. Instead of quoting your STATPORN and worrying about your merchandising why aren’t you leading a campaign against the intrusion of privacy by this Government into our telephone calls and our e-mails. Oh and that goes for your pal Dale as well.
Just suppose, a few years ago, when the political elite realised that despite their obfuscations the truth would eventually be revealed, how would they draw the sting of the populace and dilute the anger that could lead to the toppling of the status quo?
How would they go about that?
Well I’m very definitely not a serious blogger. Why don’t you lead the campaign?
coz it’s time we had a real leader.
Last December was the coldest month in the Uk since 1996. Thank goodnes,s we have the climate change lobby and Al Gore to look after us otherwise we would be in real trouble from Global warming.
http://news.aol.co.uk/environment-news/month-coldest-december-for-13-years/article/200912311259324288424
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/guest_contributors/article6974016.ece
Forget about Brown’s hubristic New Year Message or Labour’s Class War if you want to know why Labour is going to lose the General Election then you can do no better in my humble opinion than to read the above Jenni Russell article in to-day’s Sunday Times.
There are literaly thousands and thousands of people exactly like those described in her article who will obliterate Labour at the election.
The gist of the article is that they won’t necessarily vote Conservative either.
Politicians don’t relinquish control voluntarily, particularly second rate ones.
The whole of the European project is about control.
Ploliticians control everything so that they themselves are free to act illegally, immorally and unethically without fear of exposure. (e.g. expenses and F.O.I.)
Has Toynbee managed to squeeze one out yet? If she doesn’t have a bowel movement soon she will go all red in the face.
9.01 Brown grinning like a twonk on A. Marr Show…
Has anybody just seen Gordon Brown lie his way through the Andrew Marr interview? Truely breathtaking stuff. He is a deluded individual of epic proportions. Can he seriously believe that the introduction of the 50% tax rate will half the deficit? That is what he appeared to be saying.
“Appeard” to be saying?
APPEARED to be saying ya fooking plonker!!
Dya mean SEEMED to be saying – ENGLISH AS SHE IS SPOKEN
Manglebum reckons he’s an under achiever.
Under achiever? My arse.
Don’t call me Dave – I’ll call you.
M.Portillo
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