Prezza Becomes China Apologist
Chinese culture venerates the wisdom of the aged, that must be why they made John Prescott a Professor of Climate Change at a Xiamen University. It surely can’t be for his grasp of thermo-dynamics or theoretical climatology. All the honours and flattery have secured his services as a Sino-apologist, a role in which he follows in the footsteps of Ted Heath, who combined his latter years of sulking with making excuses for the Chinese, greatly enriching himself in the process.
Guido has no idea what the terms of his honourary position are, so far he has only declared copious hospitality from the Chinese regime. This has seemingly secured his trademark one-sided campaigning belligerence on their behalf in return. You would have thought China’s blocking of a deal in Copenhagen would have soured Professor Prezza the climate change campaigner’s relationship with the Chinese. Not a bit, he even wrote a letter to the Guardian loyally pointing out that the Copenhagen Conference failing was all America’s fault, despite NGOs and EU negotiators squarely blaming China. Guido will bet that a letter to the Guardian has never before been reported favourably in the Chinese People’s Daily…
This morning a British citizen was executed by the Chinese. David Miliband had led an international campaign to get the sentence commuted, even Gordon Brown pleaded for clemency. So did John Prescott use his campaigning skills and contacts at the highest level of the Chinese regime to intervene?
No, not a tweet was heard from him…
UPDATE : Prezza managed to mess up a Chinese wedding. Have a laugh watching the wedding video here. At least he didn’t grope a bridesmaid…
Prescott – he really is a contemptible jackass isn’t he.
Not that I give a shit if the Chinese choose to string up their drug traffickers. Pour encourager les autres.
This Shaikh bloke was just the latest in a long line of British entrepreneurs looking to make money off peddling drugs to the Chinese. We even fought a few wars over our rights to do so back in the day. I don’t think we’d get too far with that stunt these days. In either case Brown and his Mini-Imbecile are barking up the wrong tree if they think anybody outside hios innediate family gives a shit about the Chinese stringing this fucker up.
Right on the button…
Spot on! Fuck Prezza, the fat c*nt.
Quite so, but…
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This is another example of ‘Passive Terrorism’ where the terrorist attack is known to be about to occur and then they allow it to happen.
911 being the ultimate example.
These terrorists are simply allowed to strike when ‘hate and fear’ amongst the public is required in order to allow the US to target a new nation – in this case Yemen.
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“[The terrorist’s] father, a rich Nigerian banker, went to the US embassy in Nigeria on November 19 and said ‘my son is in Yemen in a terrorist camp, do something about this.’ Nevertheless, the son is allowed to buy a ticket in Ghana, paying cash, $2,800, for a one-way ticket,” Tarpley said.
After that, a mentally deficient young man who doubtfully could make it from one gate to another managed to illegally enter Nigeria and get on a plane to Amsterdam.
“There was a well-dressed Indian man who brought him to the gate and said, ‘my friend does not have a passport, get him on, he is Sudanese, we do this all the time – that is impossible!” said Tarple
How many Americans smoke and at what frequency? Then compare the death rates of the likes of heroin on a frequency of use and then one gets a real measure of the mortality rates. A hit from heroin really is several orders of magnitude more dangerous than smoking a cigarette or having a whisky.
“Whatever the price of the Chinese Revolution, it has obviously succeeded not only in producing more efficient and dedicated administration, but also in fostering high morale and community of purpose. The social experiment in China under Chairman Maos leadership is one of the most important and successful in human history.” David Rockefeller, statement in 1973 about Mao Tse-tung: (NY Times 8-10-73)
“Let me control a peoples currency and I care not who makes their laws…” Meyer Nathaniel Rothchild in a speech to a gathering of world bankers February 12, 1912.The following year, we subscribed to the “services” of the newly incorporated Federal Reserve, headed by Mr. Rothchild.
“We are on the verge of a global transformation. All we need is the right major crisis and the nations will accept the New World Order.” David Rockefeller
“NAFTA (trade agreement) is a major stepping stone to the New World Order.” Henry Kissinger when campaigning for the passage of NAFTA.
“…the only hope for the world is to make sure there is not another United States: We cant let other countries have the same number of cars, the amount of industrialization, we have in the U.S. We have to stop these Third World countries right where they are. And it is important to the rest of the world to make sure that they dont suffer economically by virtue of our stopping them.” Michael Oppenheimer, Environmental Defense Fund
Global Sustainability requires: “the deliberate quest of poverty . . . reduced resource consumption . . . and set levels of mortality control.” Professor Maurice King
“Isnt the only hope for the planet that the industrialized civilizations collapse? Isnt it our responsibility to bring that about?” Maurice Strong, Head of the 1992 Earth Summit in Rio de Janeiro
“We are grateful to The Washington Post, The New York Times, Time Magazine and other great publications whose directors have attended our meetings and respected their promises of discretion for almost forty years. It would have been impossible for us to develop our plan for the world if we had been subject to the bright lights of publicity during those years. But, the work is now much more sophisticated and prepared to march towards a world government. The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national autodetermination practiced in past centuries.” David Rockefeller, founder of the Trilateral Commission, in an address to a meeting of The Trilateral Commission, in June, 1991.
bilderberg(have stated many times the plan for a one world totalitarian eugenics goverment – they have stuffed their EU project full of their communist pets) elite and their political whores
Royalty
Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands (1997, 2000)
Prince Bernhard of the Netherlands (1954, 1975)
Prince Charles, Prince of Wales, United Kingdom (1986)
Juan Carlos I of Spain, King of Spain (2004)
Prince Philippe, Prince of Belgium (2007)
Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh, United Kingdom (1965, 1967)
Queen Sofía of Spain
Presidents
Bill Clinton (1991 President 1993-2001
Gerald Ford (1964, 1966) President 1974-1977
United Kingdom
Paddy Ashdown (1989) former leader of Liberal Democrats, High Representative for Bosnia and Herzegovina
Ed Balls (2006)
Peter Carington, 6th Baron Carrington (Steering Committee member) former Foreign Secretary
Kenneth Clarke (1993, 1998, 1999, 2003, 2004, 2006, 2007, 2008),
Robert Gascoyne-Cecil (Viscount Cranborne) (1997), Leader of the House of Lords 94-97
Denis Healey (founder and Steering Committee member), former Chancellor of the Exchequer
Peter Mandelson (1999,, 2009)
John Monks (1996), former TUC General Secretary
George Osborne (2006, 2007, 2008 2009 Shadow Chancellor
Prime Ministers
Tony Blair (1993)
Gordon Brown (1991)
Edward Heath, Prime Minister
Alec Douglas-Home (1977-1980), Chairman of the Bilderberg Group, Prime Minister 1963-1964
Margaret Thatcher (1975), Prime Minister 1979-1990
I believe David Ike was a new world order plant to discredit the truth,
David who publically humiliated himself by claiming he was god whic was apparently insane, later exposes the truth and facts of new world order BUT lays a big turd in the facts, he spouts bollocks about Lizards etc.
All a big plan to get the sheeple to scream shit about lizards and tin foil hats as their democracy is handed over to the new world order EU by Labour and the conservatives.
you doubt me?
Where is fat Kens opposition to the undemocratic EU polit buro? he gets excited at the thought of you sheep being dictated to by his unelected communist chums.
yeah I’m convinced.
mentioning global governance in relation to the G20 (a group of countries which have governments from around the world or GLOBE) proves they are all communist bankers about to set up death camps
obvious innit?
nutter
“Van Rumpy Pumpy – Worse than 100 Hitlers says:
December 30, 2009 at 1:08 am
yeah I’m convinced.
mentioning global governance in relation to the G20 (a group of countries which have governments from around the world or GLOBE) proves they are all communist bankers about to set up death camps
obvious innit?
nutter”
who voted for runmy pumpy? who is he accountable to? why were nationstates democracies surrendered against the peoples wishes to this group of communists like mandy?
next you will be telling us the eu is just a trade agreement that does not make 80% of our laws – now why dont you get back to eastenders and voting for the people who rendered your vote as meaningless!
of course this is all a dream and these elites who have stated in their own words that they seek undemocratic totalitarin goverment, failed to achieve their goal of a federal europe and we still control our boarders!
enjoy your enslavement
ps when the eu control 100% of our laws and further their control of the media and internet cencorship WHO is there to stop them rounding up and killing political opposition, such as happens in china – the system the builderberg group model their goverment on – check rocksfellas quote.
now stick your head back in the sand or get back to your bilderberg buddys – dave?
next you will explain the federal reseve and fiat money to the little people and who controls and owns our debt our children will be paying interest on.
off coarse rumpy pumpy is not in favour of buiding an extended version of the eu, only a nutter would think that this group unelected unmandated climate fraud crooks would seek to extend their power, even when they tell us so.
the fact that they rolled on with the undemocratic eu project in spite of the people who were fortunate enough to get avote in light of the tax payed for propaganda and bullying voted against it, roled on with the climate fraud even after it was expoosed.
the same key members waging imperialist wars on lies, must be trusted!
nah these people would never seek a totalitarian undemocratic world goverment that would not oppres opposition.
do you think you should have a say over our boarders? – too bad the eussr says no – did you get a say in that? – DID YOU?
WHERE IS YOUR DEMOCRACY?
“Today, America would be outraged if U.N. troops entered Los Angeles to restore order [referring to the 1991 LA Riot]. Tomorrow they will be grateful! This is especially true if they were told that there were an outside threat from beyond [i.e., an "extraterrestrial" invasion], whether real or *promulgated* [emphasis mine], that threatened our very existence. It is then that all peoples of the world will plead to deliver them from this evil. The one thing every man fears is the unknown. When presented with this *scenario*, individual rights will be willingly relinquished for the guarantee of their well-being granted to them by the World Government.” Dr. Henry Kissinger, Bilderberger Conference, Evians, France, 1991
“In the next century, nations as we know it will be obsolete; all states will recognize a single, global authority. National sovereignty wasnt such a great idea after all.” Strobe Talbot, President Clintons Deputy Secretary of State, as quoted in Time, July 20th, l992
“We shall have world government whether or not you like it, by conquest or consent.” Statement by Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) member James Warburg to The Senate Foreign Relations Committee on February 17th, l950
“The depression was the calculated shearing of the public by the World Money powers, triggered by the planned sudden shortage of supply of call money in the New York money market….The One World Government leaders and their ever close bankers have now acquired full control of the money and credit machinery of the U.S. via the creation of the privately owned Federal Reserve Bank.” Curtis Dall, FDRs son-in-law as quoted in his book, My Exploited Father-in-Law
“The real truth of the matter is, as you and I know, that a financial element in the larger centers has owned the Government ever since the days of Andrew Jackson.” A letter written by FDR to Colonel House, November 21st, l933
“The New World Order will have to be built from the bottom up rather than from the top down…but in the end run around national sovereignty, eroding it piece by piece will accomplish much more than the old fashioned frontal assault.” CFR member Richard Gardner, writing in the April l974 issue of the CFRs journal, Foreign Affairs.
“…This regionalization is in keeping with the Tri-Lateral Plan which calls for a gradual convergence of East and West, ultimately leading toward the goal of “one world government….National sovereignty is no longer a viable concept…” Zbigniew Brzezinski, National Security Advisor to President Jimmy Carter.
“We are on the verge of a global transformation. All we need is the right major crisis and the nations will accept the New World Order.” David Rockefeller
“NAFTA is a major stepping stone to the New World Order.” Henry Kissinger when campaigning for the passage of NAFTA
“Our task of creating a socialist America can only succeed when those who would resist us have been totally disarmed.” Sara Brady, Chairman, Handgun Control, to Sen. Howard Metzenbaum, The National Educator, January 1994, Page 3.
“A global climate treaty must be implemented even if there is no scientific evidence to back the greenhouse effect.” Richard Benedict, State Dept. employee working on assignment from the Conservation Foundation
“Weve got to ride the global warming issue. Even if the theory of global warming is wrong, we will be doing the right thing — in terms of economic policy and environmental policy.” Timothy Wirth, former U.S. Senator (D-Colorado)
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Listen to Herman Van Rumpoy. The EU Is A Vast Parish Council serving the New World Government. They’re all pygmies. Where are the really powerful?
Never engage or make eye contact with a conspiracy nut. You see the predictable cut and paste frenzy hysteria filled babbling result.
They are impervious to reason and will simply spout their 911 ‘troother’/extraterrestrial/secret societies, who supposedly rule the entire planet like some low rent Bond villain, hogwash all the louder.
They are at fantasists who regress to find solace in a childish ‘goodies and baddies’ us v’s the evil overlords hollywood movie view of the world rather than grow up and face up to a chaotic uncontrolled and uncontrolable planet presided over by mostly incompetent and avaricious politicians who put self interest first and where imaginary allegiance to ludicrous secret societies and byzantine plots are dreamed up to exploit and impress gullible paranoids by publicity seeking mentally unstable eccentrics like Icke/Savage/Jones and all the other embarrassing freak shows.
They are in fact most akin to their alchol soaked homeless brethren roaming the streets screaming and spitting at passers by in the face about extraterrestrials, masons, marxists or whatever group is currently trying to control what is left of their pickled noggins.
Quite amusing that some nutter spent all that time posting total bollox. Doesn’t he know there are streets that need sweeping?
Wrong tree you’re barking up Mr F.
Are you really joining Aljeebeebo and its insane dribbling over this criminal’s ‘yuman’ rights (as they were described on Toady today by some cretinous Liebour minister wailing that the execution of a trafficker was unacceptable)?
If the UK followed China’s execution policy, violent crime would drop like a stone while the taxpayer would save millions on current costs of treatment of drug addicts fed by the likes of the entirely unlamented and thankfully dead criminal.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Fucking morons.
string em all up!
innit?
it’s the only language they unnerstan coz they iz all n*nces
especially the ones who then turn out to be innocent
they is the mozt guilty of all!! decieving b*stards
stands to reason the old bill wouldn’t arr*st anyone for nuffink innit?
what the British Bobby needs is more powers to arrest anyone who looks a bit suspect. And some proper uniforms, armbands jackboots and machineguns for all of em while we are at it.
so what if a hardworking copper kills an innocent man for deliberately walking home with malice on the day these wishy washy liberal crybabies protest ? Boo farkin Hoo. Tough luck me ol china. You can’t make an omlette without stamping on a few eggs.
look at America.
They’ve ad capital punishment for donkey’s years and there’s definitely no crime in America or more prisoners there than in China is there ?
No, in certain circumstances the death penalty is appropriate, starting with child rapists / killers. These people are uncurable.
Mrs Fawkes, usually moderate on most matters, would volunteer to be the hangwoman.
Yes of course it is-anyway who is Jonah et al to lecture anyone on morality?-the Chinese proabably-rightly- conluded that that this rabble will be gone in a few months time in any caseand no harm done.
The lesson to be learned is when in China-obey Chinese law, otherwise prenez garde.
Something this country forgot a long time ago-and will pay the price with the introduction of Sharia.
The gates of hell will go ting-a-ling!
bankers are no better than child killers because their greed kills children.
they too, as we have seen with their instant return to bonuses are uncurable.
so I agree that child rapist/killers should be hanged and so it is also appropriate, according to your own logic, that the bankers who have destroyed the economy and who starve children to death in foreign countries by demanding third world debt be paid rather than children be fed should also be hanged.
hold on a minute though, that means that your rant against china is a load of fucking shit.
problem with you fawkes is you pick and choose your morals.
you are a bullshitter, just like grendel brown.
I am becoming bored of you fawkes. you are tory scum innit.
yeah not to jump to his defence too much, however..
that obviously isn’t thick as thieves
it’s his creepy stalker who’s trying to get him banned
it’s either Nike or concrete pump
The problem isn’t the principle its the application. On this argument Stefan Klitschko would have been executed (along with over 100 death sentence prisoners in the USA who have been released, usually following DNA review). Its amazing that the tossers here won’t trust the authorities with expenses (and neither would I) but will trust them to ensure only the guilty are executed. At least those with such a view have the perfect defence of mental retardation if they are ever set up.
‘incurable’
GB has form on drug pushing, learn about the opium wars.
OK, half the city runs on coke but look what happened.
The Chinese are right to put their foot down.
The State does not have the right to execute anyone. If the family of the victim decide to take the ultimate revenge however…….
@paragnosticism.
Not me.
Death sentence to burglars and muggers for starts. Should clear out a lot of prison space for the other scum.
Childhood is a fleeting moment in Britain.
By the time weasel-faced chavs had bitten their way out of the scabby, warty, pieced, tattooed, pox-riddled twats of their 12-year-old mothers, and started lapping up the alcoholic piss in their bus-shelter home for sustenance, they have only a few fleeting months of being slapped, kicked and nipped in supermarkets (for bringing attention to the shop-lifting) by their strung-out emaciated ‘mothers’, before they have to fend for themselves and start selling their arses to social workers for cigs and mars bars.
steady on old chap, next you will be calling for the Sharia approach to beheading then crucifying Peado’s.
http://londonmuslims.blogspot.com/2009/11/saudi-paedophile-to-be-beheaded-and.html
Paragnosticism says:
December 29, 2009 at 10:23 am
Sounds like TaT to me. Makes sense if you read his other ‘contributions further down the thread. As for creepy stalkers, think that you are mind numbingly fawning and creepy actually. TaT is going to harvest his own special brand of bollox, and good luck to him. Missing him already! NOT.
Be careful ! Paragnosticism.
He used to play rugby.
OoH no Para-abnormal it wasn’t me. I have no spine. I just take the piss, like me best mate. He invented this name so that he could be outrageous, get miffed that no-one loves him anymore leave, and I could still be here to do much the same job. Why is because I am the same. The very same person. Along with loads of other convenient NDP’s that have been used to reinforce the notion of adulation.
English wasn’t one of your stronger subjects at school, was it ?
If you’re not prepared to do the time, then don’t do the crime.
I get sick and tired every year of hearing about the next bleeding heart case of a British moron arrested for drug smuggling somewhere in Asia where they take a dim view of this.
@ udderly horrible
in America due tot he legal system it costs more to have someone executed than it does to put them away for life without parole.
Just think how many diversity officers would be needed to conduct and execution, the UK tax payer would never win.
Whereas in China the family of the executed person are sent a bill for the bullets!
Simple really.
‘Unacceptable’ to who?
A straw poll of contributors would perhaps prove interesting…
The Daily Mail and Express
Only joking of course!
The Daily Mail and the Express are perhaps this nations greatest contribution to Britain’s intellectual life since Shakespeare and Noel Edmonds.
The thoughtful sharp witted readership both there and here are rightly up in arms at this mentalist filth only being executed when the Chinese could and should have gutted him like a fish then burned him alive to really teach him a lesson.
Who IS actually up in arms about it apart from the lunatic fringe of the Labour Party, ie the Govenment?
string em all up!
innit?
it’s the only language they unnerstan coz they iz all nonces
especially the ones who then turn out to be innocent
they iz the mozt guilty of all!! decieving bastards
stands to reason the old bill wouldn’t arrest anyone for nuffink innit?
what the British Bobby needs is more powers to arrest anyone who looks a bit suspect. And some proper armbands and machine guns for all of em while we are at it.
so what if a hardworking copper kills an innocent man for deliberately walking home with malice on the day these wishy washy liberal crybabies protest ? Boo farkin Hoo. Tough luck me ol china. You can’t make an omlette without stamping on a few eggs.
look at America.
They’ve ad capital punishment for donkey’s years and there’s definitely no crime in America or more prisoners there than in China is there ?
“what the British Bobby needs is more powers to arrest anyone who looks a bit suspect”
They got those powers from ZaNuLiebore – RIPA; CCA; etc.
America have the death penalty but very rarely use it. Most prisioners on “Death Row” have life expectancies equal or greater than their peers Outside. Thats why it doesnt work in the states !!!!
As far as bemoaning the possibility that some innocent may fall victim to a misscairage why are you not bemoaning the HUNDREDS of innocent victims who actually are murdered each year in the absence of the death penalty ?
Strange morality that, you would rather have hundreds of deaths as oppossed the small risk of one or two miscarraiges ???
I am advocating the death penalty for outright murder here NOT drug trafficing.
“If Uk followed China’s example”
No we could not possibly do that, as we would have no “Legal Industry” to
run the Lords or the Commons.
The Legal industry would have more made redundant than the whole of the current 2.5 million unemployed.
We could’nt do that it would save too much of the Tax payers hard earned cash.
It was Gordon’s fault.
Two weeks ago Gordon was publicly making a fool of himself declaring to the WORLD’S media it was those nasty Chinese that has scuppered the Climate Change deal. Now the Chinese have their own back at Gordon by taking that the drug mule’s life (whether you think innocent by virtue of being a bit nuts or being guilty).
It’s as good as giving a loaded pistol to Brown himself, it was his fault. The first Westerner to be executed in China for a LOT of years apparently, now you know why it was done.
50 years I think I heard on Sky. That’s Gordo for you! If you want anything fucked up completely, call in the unelected PM – he’s the man for the job. The only person on the planet who can make Prezza sppear like an itellectual giant, compared to him.
C’ept of course he wasn’t a westerner.
Was he?
Really?
Still not giving a shit. Along with 95% of the ‘Have your Say’ contributors.
The hypocrisy of this government is breathtaking, while they plead for the life of a drug smuggler who nobody denies was rightfully convicted they are quietly making arrangements to ship Gary McKinnon off to America where he’ll rot in some stinking US jail.
And this guy has medical evidence of his condition.
This lot of talentless idiots running this country make me sick.
Couldn’t agree more on the McKinnon issue – and the day Gravy Davy and Bullingdon Georgie start fighting the matter in public is the day I will have more respect for them than the twats of the Labour Party.
Hear hear.
Thank god neither Dave or Georgie was at the Chinese wedding – they would have claimed droite de seigneur.
“Waiter!!”
Quite…
I think its far less repellent than labour’s apparent favourite version “droite de arsehole” with the Groom.
Hoorah to the Chinese I say. It is not their criminal system that is wrong, it is ours. And the Drug smuggler was NOT British he was a Pikistani FFS!!!
What’s more the Chinese have the death penalty fo Tax evasion. Three quarters of our MPs would be donating Body parts by now if that were the case here.
Totally agree.This bloke has not lived in the UK since 2001,he lived in Poland with his Polish wife.He came to the UK as a young boy and also spent some years in the US.How is he British?? How much money has the FO spent trying to save him? As for this bi-polar (manic depression to you and me) illness.The manic depressives I know don’t travel to China with heroin as they are too ill. I see the Reprieve lot have been on the case.Just like they were for the Nigerian (NOT British) pregnant drug smuggler whose family live in Dublin,who we will be supporting for the rest of her life.What a joke.
No word of the British couple snatched by Somalians. Don’t suppose the FO give a damn ‘cos they is white.
Sadly true.
I’m sick of the media saying that a ‘Mustafa Dump’ is from Enfield or where ever, when he has spent about 5 minutes here.
Remember gordon is the moron who announced that hostages had been murdered before the families had been informed.
Just a call from Pie Express about his next delivery?
This oaf is not newsworthy, however ridiulous his behaviour. Best ignored I think.
Quite so. He is the very definition of ‘incompetent, self-serving, principle-free, arsehole’. He does have 400 or so contemporaries in the Parliamentary Labour Party.
On the up-side – one less of the worthless fuckers over Christmas.
Yes, sad for his family but a cause for rejoicing amongst the British citizenry. I read on one of the other blogs – possibly OH – that he had been complaining recently that his constituents had become more abusive & that he had even had death treats. Bet it didn’t stop him continuing to trough to the last though.
OOPs! 21 refers to David Marshall, not Prezza – unfortunately he is still with us, stuffing down the pies as he goes.
#5 refers to whatever the name of the Labour MP that went tits up over Christmas was too. Too bad the other 400 of the worthless fuckers didn’t crater on their post prandial walk. The utterly worthless oxygen thieves.
Look you wortles c u n t s if any of you are reading this. I fucking hate you. You have wilfully fucked up the UK with your idiotic, reckless, borrowing and squandering and now you are nailing on your idiocy by continuing to fuck the entire economy right down to the wire just so you can blame somebody else for taking the tough decisions to sort it out.
I hope you all rot in hell.
And I mean that most sincerely.
“I hope you all rot in hell. And I mean that most sincerely.”
Good one, you tell ‘em jgm2, couldn’t agree more meself, just add the banksters still taking bonuses out of taxpayer money, to the list.
Didn’t know Hughie Green was still alive….I mean that most sincerely …
Why didn’t the bastard Brown swop places if he felt so aggrieved – millions of Britons would have supported his latest act of bravery – there would be dancing in the streets as the drug coursed through the scum Gordon Brown’s veins.
While I do send condolences to Mr Shaikh’s family – who probably loved him despite his drug habits – I also think that stringing up a couple of drug dealers here in the UK ‘pour encourager les autres’ would probably be a very good idea. It would certainly prevent them repeating their crimes at least.
However, I am totally gobsmacked at Brown & Milliband whinging on that Mr Shaikh’s supposed mental problems were not taken into consideration. Exactly how much consideration of ‘mental problems’ has been granted to Gary McKinnon the NASA hacker? Brown et al never fail to demonstrate their adherence to the principle of ‘one rule for one, another rule for everyone else’. Sauce for the goose Gordon – you incompetent delusional fuckwit?
As for Prezza, let’s just say that his job as a ship’s steward was far beyond his intellectual capacity but he seems to excell at troughing.
Excellent spot Sir. Gary McKinnon’s family will no doubt be making the same parallel quite forcefully in coming newspaper articles.
And of course the Torturer’s gofer, Jack Straw, was in a big rush to release Pinochet on medical grounds too when it suited him.
Evil, incompetent, bed-blockers to sanity the lot of ‘em.
If McKinnon is so innocent of all charges why doesn’t he simply fly out to the USA, demonstrate said innocence and come straight home, a free man, suitably vindicated.
Surely Jack Straw can see the necessary logic of allowing justice to be done for this unfortunate ‘sufferer.’
Does the current Labour government have the arrogance to suggest that all non-British legal systems are incapable of the suitable determination of justice?
The elephant in the room in the McKinnon case is the fact that he could get 60 years in jail in the US whereas he’d probably get less than a year if he were to be tried here.
jack the spac, are you suggesting that the British legal system is incapable of the suitable determination of justice for Gary?
you sound like an american idiot.
Why is it that these high profile cases seem to be suffering from previously undiagnosed conditions? Says something about the NHS perhaps.
Sounds like I must have got it about right then, eh tat?
McKinnon is the spit of Morten Hackett, appropriately enough.
For once i agree with Tat
This is a bit rich comming from a yank “The Greatest Nation On Earth”
A country so proud to be American that everyone wants to be Irish
Because the crime was committed in the UK? Is it asking too much that the UK brings charges against an alleged criminal who committed his alleged crime in this country and not send him off to another jurisdiction?
I think the point is that a hacker behaves like a subatomic particle – being in two places at once:
He commits an offence seated at his desk AND at the location of the computer he accesses without authority. The Americans can legitimately claim that he has committed an offense (sic) on their soil.
Mental illness is a factor taken into account after conviction, but before sentencing.
He ain’t innocent that’s why.
The plea of insanity is usually the plea of the guilty. The only criminal I have ever heard pleading sanity is bonkers Brown
You know how every witless 22 year old now has the word ‘manager’ inserted into their job title? e.g. “Customer Toilet Experience Manager” for what, 20 years ago, would have been “toilet cleaner”?
‘Steward’, despite Prezza’s attempts to make it sound like his was Captain, is the nautical equivalent of this; a ship’s steward’s responsibility is to order food (chips and lard, in Prezza’s case) and clean stuff up. Nothing more. It’s a grunt’s job.
Yeah, I understand a steward’s job – basically a food & drinks gofer for a certain number of passengers or crew – however I still think it was beyond Prezza’s capabilities.
Witless and manger?
She is a former civil servant who and has formerly worked as a business manager.
Was an appalling manager in the House of Commons!
wikipedia can be accurate!
correct GBSMP but be assured from one that knows he would not have had the responsibility of ordering food. MOPPING FLOORS AND MAKING DRINKS WOULD HAVE BEEN THE MOST HE EVER DID besides gobbing off all day no doubt.
correct GBSMP but be assured from one that knows he would not have had the responsibility of ordering food. MOPPING FLOORS AND MAKING ‘BEVERAGES’ WOULD HAVE BEEN THE MOST HE EVER DID besides gobbing off all day no doubt.
You make some good points there Biffo. Same with Iran, wringing their hands about demonstrators being killed. Destabilization in iran is what they’re after – via the Millitwat (close friend of Mrs. Clinton). Killing is killing whoever it is, most countries only ever concerned about their own. Pot and kettle?
Better destabilise Iran than destabilise the entire middle east with a nuclear war.
better destabilise the second largest producer of oil during a global recession?
what are you going on about you moron?
you must be a communist budgie who wants to destroy capitalism.
you commie bastard.
Third largest. Better a destabilised Ah’m-a-dinnerjacket than a nuclear war don’t you think? Though obviously you don’t.
iran has no nuclear weapons.
israel has hundreds it does not declare to the appropriate authorities.
we better sort israel out first because it is the more immediate threat.
logic, innit.
The last thing Israel wants is a stable, democratic Iran backed by China and Russia.
The revolution will fail. Israel insists upon it.
Just like a row of dominos, Pakistan, Iraq, Afghanistan, countries all round Iran, all destabilized. What’s it all about? Who has the nuclear weapons? Not hard to pin the blame methinks!
Israel would be quite happy with a “stable, democratic Iran” (not going to happen) provide it was not developing nuclear weapons. Israel will strike at Ah’m-a-dinnerjacket’s Iran if it goes much further with nuclear weapons development. And I won’t blame them for it because the alternative for Israel is suicide.
and Iran will strike at Israel’s nuclear missile silos.
the garden that Israel stole from the Palestinians will be poisoned for fifty to a hundred years.
and the zionists would be happy with such an outcome. The Israelis would be homeless asylum seekers again like in the Bible, but the zionsists and cretins like you budgie would be happy.
why are you so dim budgie? oh yeah, it is because you are a bird brain!
Such nihilist rubbish, tat. Below even your normal anti-Israel rants. Why on earth would the Israelis “be happy with such an outcome” as a nuclear poisoned homeland?
All the Israelis want is to be left in peace. Though it seems unlikely with the irrational hatred surrounding them.
“All the Israelis want is to be left in peace”
So they can carry on nicking more territory off the Palestinians.
Israel´s recent war games have shown war there to be a no -go option.
The only option is the inevitable & eventual ” only option” in all conflicts, NEGOTIATION.
Biffo
Have you never hear the Socialist Moto
All men are equal – but vote labour and you are more equal than everyone else.
Hence the huge Golden pensions now being enjoyed by the “more equal”
Fat contemptible little big Hoon
Is Prescott a “useful idiot” or a useless idiot?
I think he’s just a idiot
And will no doubt be made a Lord… Lord Stuffing of Cakehole.
No he’s a fucking (advisedly) idiot.
Splendid to see your monika on this site again, Mr Unsworth. Here for the Sport?
Yep. Have you got a copy?
Monika is well lubricated, too – everywhere.
Far too much information, thank you,
“they made John Prescott a Professor of Climate Change at a Xiamen University”
My signature says it all
As for being an idiot – he is much worse than that, he’s also a very nasty piece of work, full of irrational class hatred, destructive impulses, given to violence and incontinent sexual predation, why go on.
His policies – like tarmacing over the surroundings of every attractive county town and village, and forbidding Parish and District Councillors to speak or vote on matters which concern their own Ward, ie their voters, ffs – were driven by insane hatred of the middle classes (ie Tory voters)
He also refused for many years to move out of a London flat rented for peanuts and belonging to his sponsoring Union, in spite of having a Grace & Favour apartment in the Admiralty, and they had to take him to court to get possession – I call that stealing off the Union members. He assumed it was his son’s by right – of the hereditary principal no doubt – and like so many Labour MPs he also feels his constituency can be handed down to the ‘next in line’ as of right.
And yet they destroyed the House of Lords by removing hereditaty peers – most of whom did hav ethis country’s interests at heart, and smoe experience of ‘real life’ and runnign abusiness. Their hypocrisy makes me sick – and Prescott’s is top of the pile of steaming you-know-what
Prescott idiot is an
Dark side seduced him has
What’s with this governments change of hate target? I remember when it was the yanks and the banks. Now suddenly everything is the Chinese’s fault.
Oooooh – the economy is fucked but that’s nothing compared to the Chinese telling us to get fucked over our climate-warming bullshit or stringing up some random drug smuggler.
Don’t look at our fucked economy – look at abig bad China.
Fucking Labour jackasses. For once, Prescott’s self-serving interests co-incide with how important stringing up a drug smuggler is in the broad scheme of things. The Labour party had best not push it too far lest the Chines government point out a few home truths about Labour’s wars and inept economic policy.
Not that the BBC would report it. Just as they failed to mention the Fed Chairman trashing Brown’s creation of the FSA.
Of course China is the big bad enemy. They won’t do as the Bilderbergs tell them
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2009/12/useful-idiots.html
The Chinese are stting on a fucking massive pile of Western cash to the tune of trillions reserves which we happily supplied in exchange for badly made cheap trash consumer products and crappy plastic toys.
Meanwhile the UK and US are trillions in debt by buying said crappy badly made shite the Chinese happily supplied, I wonder who is the cleverer?
The Chinese have the good sense to realise that killing criminals by the dozen AND charging the relatives for the bullet makes criminals think twice before fucking breaking the law, drug peddlers are killed and so drug smugglers are rare in China.
I heartily approve of Chinas one 9mm bullet one criminal policy, if we had fewer criminals on the streets our lives would be greatly enhanced, the majority of people in the UK endorse the Chinese stance.
Well done China, well done indeed!
The majority of commentators to the BBC endorse their policy too. Most of them in what appears to be good English.
Not difficult dealing with the Chinese, don’t buy their stuff.
Very dificult not to – unless we want to get back to the Middle Ages. Personally I wouldn’t mind that.
‘English’, eh? Quite rare to see that word. Hasn’t it been banned by these NuLab tossers yet?
I couldn’t agree more, the term “English” should be used more often particularly when referring to English parliamentarians such as the English Lord Mandleson , The English Jackie Smith, The English Ed Balls, The English David Blunket, The English Jack Straw, The English Yvette Cooper, The English Milliband sisters, The English Geoff Hoon , The English John Prescot… you get the picture
the people you have listed are not proud English people, they are european shysters.
Very good suggestions. In addition, from now on when I mean to refer to “anthropogenic global warming” I will in fact say “climate change allahu akhabar”.
Prezza is an escaped Welshman who represents an English constituency
The eu is just a trade agreement and not a totalitarian undemocratic unmandated political entity that controls our boarders, anyone who says otherwise believes in man sized lizards!
er not quite, keep going with your strawman methods, you will have to do better than that!
ps fat ken mr bilderberger, your wife says do you want another seat on a corporate board getting loads of cash for selling out the british and their democratic system which their forfathers died for and the poor only recently gained access too, to the eu elites while pretending to be a conservative.
still you follow in another tory traotors shoes – heath.
yes bilderberger Heath who admited that it was a conspiracy to rob the people of their nation state and to be ruled by unaccountable communists and corrupt scum in brussles living the high life.
The West is paying the price for rushing headlong to buy cheap consumer goods from China without regard to the fact that it is a cruel dictatorship without the slightest inclination to improve citizens’ rights.
This has allowed China to accumulate massive dollar reserves, which gives them negotiating strength over the West.
Strategically this is one of the greatest blunders committed by the West, leading to the permanent weakening of the US and the eventual supremacy of China in the 21st Century, demonstrated by their domination of the Copenhagen farce.
The chinese will do exactly what they want, and the bleatings of Brown and Milliband demonstrate our abject weakness.
What are the implications for the New World Order?
The Chinese have long argued for a multi-polar world order, whilst the labour and Conservative vision is for a unipolar world order.
Yeah China really should respect the Citizens right to be peddaled hard Drugs and be murdered by feral youths .
The Chinese are stting on a fucking massive pile of Western cash to the tune of trillions reserves which we happily supplied in exchange for badly made cheap trash consumer products and crappy plastic toys.
Meanwhile the UK and US are trillions in debt by buying said crappy badly made shite the Chinese happily supplied, I wonder who is the cleverer?
Neither. China has a pile of IOUs, the west has a pile of junk. China should have invested in China, not lent the money to the west, so they were thick.
The west shouldn’t have used debt to hide the damage caused by envy taxes, so they were thick.
Exactly. China has a mountain of potentially worthless paper. What would happen if the US unilaterally devalued their currency? Or say they issued “new yankee dollars” only valid inside the continental US. Can you eat paper? The Chinese busy turning paper into gold because they fear what could happen if they push their luck too far.
As for the drug smuggler. Fuck his luck is all I have to say.
China’s massive push for their plebs to hoard gold is telling.
They know our western currencies could lose value quickly.
Mugs, they are not…
“China should have invested in China, not lent the money to the west, so they were thick.”
Looks like you haven’t been to China recently. There is considerable poverty in the countryside and I would hate to be an unskilled industrial worker, but there are also plenty of places (not just in Beijing and Shanghai) where the quality of life for ordinary people is good. Local investments have created fine efficient infrastructure, much of it as advanced as ours. In some areas of their development, like their new high speed rail networks, they are now well ahead of us.
HSR is a total misallocation of resources.
China executes using lethal injection.
All this talk of ‘stringing up’ is nostalgia for the 1950s Britain that you never see on ‘Heartbeat’, talk of ‘charging relatives for the bullet’ refers to a South American dictatorship (Chile?) in the 1980s.
Fact-checking disrupts the flow of a headlong rant – but saves it from being fatally undermined through neglect.
not all provinces use lethal injection.
the bullet is still favoured in many areas of China
For example
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1238454/Akmal-Shaikh-Briton-executed-Chinese-firing-squad-body-returned.html?ITO=1708&referrer=yahoo
see pics at the bottom of the aticle and this guy just forgot to pay his telly tax
I read that a chinese girl was caught defrauding CAAC in Lhasa by selling tickets and pocketing the cash. After being paraded round Lhasa in the back of a truck, she was shot and her family was sent the bill for the bullet. The motorbike, handbags and clothes she bought with the money were put on display in the museum beneath the Potala Palace in Lhasa.
This is a bit harsh by anyones standards, but I have no reason to doubt its authenticity.
I stand humbled by your comments.
I should imagine the answer to what was Two Pies honorarium is pies, with even more pies for every supporting statement that spouts forth from the fecking fat lob of lard!
The Chinese will be feeding him plenty of pies, booze and hot and cold female college students and then listening to good ol’ John brag on about what he got up to in government. Fortunately I don’t think he’ll be able to reveal any UK state secrets because I’m sure Tony didn’t confide any in him.
PLUS the corpulent jackass was too lacking in intelligence to realise that a 2000 strong department that came up with the idea that the environmentally risible solution to our housing shortage was to build 100K homes in a fucking isostatically sinking floodplain was only thgere to cement the class-war Lbour-till-I-die idiots.
Trouble is if they’re Chinese pies he’ll be wanting more an hour later.
Wait ’til the Chinese find out that Prezza’s a member of the middle classes.
Is that true of the sweet n’ sour feemale students too?
To say nothing of the female students!
OMG – someone who knows about isostatic equilibrium. Great. Mind you, it does improve the ski potential in Scotland as the peaks rise majestically skyward. Even if the rest of Scotland, like Norfolk and Suffolk, sink equally majestically into the sea.
Fuck me How long Have Norfolk And Suffolk been in Scotland ?
Just a matter of time, dear boy.
Brown gets angry about Chinese justice – is he aware of the thuggery he has unleashed on the streets of Britain,fuelled by 24 hr drinking and a justice system that jails the victim and exonerates the criminal.
Utter utter piece of dog excrement – Gordon Brown – Soviet spy bastard and his cabinet of thugs.
Roll on Election Death!
Yes.
Not to mention Jonah asking the Chinese to allow freedom to demonstrate, when we aren’t even allowed that in this shithole of a country.
Makes me sad about how we’ve surrendered what our grandparents fought for.
Oh Yes.
One more barefoot and it will be classed as an orgasm…
O/T perhaps – but still a product of this incompetent and useless government of which Prescott was (unbelievably) a senior member:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1238837/Family-16-live-37-000-year-benefits-fresh-blow-welfare-system.html
Paid not to work and parasite on other taxpayers.
I wonder who they’ll be voting for.
Probably no-one unless they try and bring in TxT voting. It is what the me Estate folk do. Buggered if they run out of credit though.
Two Chins is a gross, contemptable, troughing pile of weasel sick, who left behind the working classes, and his principles, long ago. Like a lot of former trade unionists, he got a taste for the good life.
Should have stuck to serving G&Ts on the cruise liners, fatboy.
There’s nothing wrong with the good life. The disingenuity and pure evil comes when the fuckers, despite the manifest example that it is possible to escape the confines of your class then go on to make a carrer of telling the people they left behind that it is the rich that are keeping them in poverty. Rtaher than fat wankers like Prescott and Bob Crow who, by constantly telling ‘em that they have no hope of escape unless they vote Labour actively keep the poor fuckers in poverty.
Vote Labour – we’ll abolish the calss system and banish poverty. How about – study at school and work harder and we’ll abolish the class system? Fuck no. What would be the point of Labour without an inter-generational poverty of ambition and aspiration?
Vote for John Prescott, vote for the abolition of herediatry privilege so that your kids can vote for John Prescott’s son.
For fucks sake.
I agree there is nothing at all wrong with the good life…but this same “good life” is the one that Two Chinns and his Marxist chums despised when they were union bods…they hated the middle classes…and wanted to keep the workers downtrodden and poor, while they, of course, were allowed to aspire to greater things.
It’s the usual socialist hypocrisy.
He’s working hard for his son.
Yep. The Prescott Dynasty.
The Prescott Dynasty and the Prescott Dysentery.
One and the same.
Labour’s effluent soiety?
The principle ‘ENVY’ had him hooked at an early stage.
Only a matter of time before the government/BBC drop this one. The comments on the BBC website show that they’ve judged this one all wrong. The public either don’t give a shit or are giving the Chinese a big thumbs up.
http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/thread.jspa?sortBy=2&forumID=7377&edition=1&ttl=20091229084153&#paginator
Have just emailed the Press Secretary at the Chinese Embassy in London giving him/her your BBC link & suggesting that he/she might like to see how ordinary British citizens feel about the execution, despite Brown’s & Milliban’s gobshiting. Have also suggested that when Brown mouths off about ‘mental health’ the Chinese should inquire about Gary McKinnon’s mental health. Probably won’t have any effect but one never knows.
Biffo, that’s a lovely big stirring spoon you’ve got there.
Can I have a go?
;)
Please do – all stirrers welcome :)
The “Have your say service” has been closed due to serious technical problems.
Pull the other one.
Think the BBC are getting some feedback on the rising anger in the Country about all the lies and spin from NuLabour. The failure of just about all of their policies. The BBC hate having to listen to this, as do their bedfellows in Government. The technical error referred to is, fingers in the ears and la la la la la la la!
It’s an ‘out-of-office-autoreply’ message.
The BBC is running on a skeleton staff during the Season of Fest.
The people who usually vet the messages have probably popped over the road to stock up on bargains at the Westfield Centre in advance of being shipped off to rain-sodden Salford.
Why a skeleton staff? They have 3 people for each job of each shift. So if a Private operation required a team of 20 to keep the technical stuff going, the BBC will have 60+.
Any one can insert REPEATS !
It’s still out of action. I seem to remember at the time of the Olympics the BBC devoting huge amounts of space to censorship in the Chinese media and various websites being blocked. How ironic!
‘… despite NGOs and EU negotiators squarely blaming China. ‘
Far be it from me to defend the fat pig, but, really, are you prepared to take the word of NGOs and EU negotiators on anything – that was just cover for another apparent failure of their darling, Obama.
Of course, as Christopher Booker, among others, ( see e.g. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/christopherbooker/6798052/What-links-the-Copenhagen-conference-with-the-steelworks-closing-in-Redcar.html ) has pointed out, the major result of Copenhagen is the retention of the destructive and fearfully expensive (for us taxpayers), but tremendously profitable for small groups of people (e.g. Al Gore) and corporations (e.g. Tata steel), carbon trading.
Al Gore – I’ve got enough Carbon Trading credits to fly my Learjet to the SUn and back. That Al Gore?
What a fucking crook. My kid’s school had better not be showing the ‘Inconvenient Pack of Lies’ video without telling me.
Dismal Dave is indeed a cowardly treacherous rat. Heir to Bliar, offers nothing new at all, just more of the same.
Vote tory, get BluLabour.
Correct. I’m just reading Christopher Booker’s latest book. It’s extremely enlightening as to how the scam was organised
Does a belief that the Arctic and Antarctic are melting indicate bi-polar disorder?
And is this why there are Arctic monkeys?
The extent of Antarctic ice sheets has nearly doubled.
http://tinyurl.com/iceup43-nsidc
But, but but Al Gore said it was all going, and nearly gone. Disaster imminent.
The Earth’s core must have cooled down from the Millions of Centigrade it has operated at since he discovered the Internet. The fat fucking communist.
During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet – Al Gore.
Despite the fact that it was started in October 1969.
Well done Albert do NOT let Inconvenient Truths get in your way
Onlooker
Brilliant! LMAO
Just another Ruskin hulk littering the China seas.
(squeetle) (ping) MANOVERBOARD!!! (flutter) THARSHEBLOWS!!!
prescott doesn’t realise that the chinks eat anything so mr Shaikh drug dealer will probably be the filling of his next pie ! along with a few chunks of giant panda !a bit of rare monkey brain and snake blood
Naaaah. Somewhere there is a Communist Party official with a new liver and his wife or brother-in-law has a new kidney.
Why don’t the Chinks do the decent thing then and offer Brown an eye?
Or a brain.
They could use some of the other bits as well,thus repatriating some of the deceased’s body parts To Britain and creating a new “diversity” bionic man capable of leading the country.
preferably a coffin
Could offer Sarah a real dick. That would be quite novel for her
or a spine to ‘Cast Iron’ Dave
Get me one while you’re there.
great idea keep these useless bastards alive untill a use can be found for their organs “Brilliant” we could also use them in medical experiments etc
instead of using poor innocent little animals !
This has to be the joke of the year
China has executed a mentally ill British man for drug offences.
You’d think the Chinese would have a soft soft for us Brits considering how many we’ve employed over the years picking cockles
The cockle picking disaster was simply a misunderstanding.
The pickers had been told to retreat when the water got to knee high.
Unfortunately Nee Hi was back in the van.
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They’d ploberlly arso been warned not to lispond if they heald a voice asking ‘Ae-Ni-Wan Dare?’ and told ‘If o’ Bir-come, u-Kip-shtum: if Lev-new-men come (irran’-Levnue! -for Gorssakes! Sumthin’ matte’ wi’ yo’ eels?) kip ev’n shtummel!
Just as werr nobody tord em ’bout the Err-Enn-Err-I.
Hey,
Brown, Milliband…. Fuck You. This not 19th Century. You no come over here, sell fucking drugs and send big fuck-off battleship to shell us if we object no more.
We fucking own you this time mother-fuckers. Blitish Leyland Chinese now. You no forget it. We certainly haven’t.
Round-eyed jackasses.
When you try sell gilts to us next year we no buying. You better get “independent” Bank of England to make another 40 billion quantitative easing funny money velly quick.
Don’t worry, Regulation will force pension funds to buy nice safe Government debt (gilts).
Or like Argentina, our illustrious Government will simply appropriate all private Pension money.
Damned good food though. But sorry old chap, I draw the line at eating crispy fried ducks feet and Sea Slugs.
Blitish Reyrand, you sirry iriot!!! Just you wait until next generar erection!!
Chinese have popuration plobrem, yet have Genelar Erection onry evly five yeals?
Jethro, I really admire your Chinese accent.
He got from a take away in Camborne.
Dyke Dipper? Heard about the little boy who put his finger in the dyke?
She didn’t ‘alf slap his face!
Any way, Camborne, where the ‘ell’s Camborne: somewhere up the line, I reckon. Go a bit further, and get to Chacewater, long o’ all they ‘scat-ups’. An’ as fur Tregony and its Band…
If you want to reduce China’s Carbon Output
then stop buying all their cheap shitty products
and stop all the western countries from manufacturing their goods there
so they dont have to pay fair wages in their own countries
its no fucking wonder it’s the worlds fastest growing economy
and every western government has caused the problem !
Well said.
Don’t forget we’re sending it all back when it’s no use any more, so they can “recycle” it. There’s one town, apparently, whose sole industry is disposing of circuit-boards from old computers (much like the one I’m typing on). Fire seems to be important in this process, and the soil has been rendered toxic for the next 100,000 years.
They are running a trial of a programme which Brown is eager to bring home, then.
It makes you wonder what is the point of being able to buy a cheap tv when you have to pay it all back in high electric, gas and petrol prices plus keeping all the extra people on the dole.
High gas and el;ectric prices are as nothing compared to the insane cost of housing that has underpinned Labour’s ‘economic miracle’. Even now Labour’s entire economic strategy is to slash interest rates and put the squeeze on repossessions so that houises remain ‘affordable’ so the great Britis consumer still feels rich.
Hey, I only earn 25K a year but my house ‘went up’ by 25K last year. 25K tax free. Yeah. I’m rich. It’s an economic miracle.
And this is what Labour got away with touting as a prudent, balanced economy for over a decade.
spot on and they still think theyre getting away with the vision of the people being rich……wankers
Tax-free until it isn’t. They stand to make 40p on every imaginary pound with Inheritance Tax alone. Then you find that you’ve been inflated into a higher Council Tax band…
I still can’t work out WTF NuLabour keep on about with 3000 rich people set to benefit with some undisclosed plan about IHT and the Conservatives.
When Millions are about to get raped for 40p in the £ in each estate where it is over 320k. Plus the bastards give you almost zero time to sell the main asset before they want their Lions share of the profit. Consider that there has to be one main recipient or less for this to be so.
Just 2 kids to share, and they still only get 30% each. I am convinced that Brown has spent so much on pet projects because he was so pleased with his underhand sneaky taxes being so loaded in the States’ favour.
85% if you exceed your lifetime allowance after A day Pension rules in a SIPP
They produce and trade internally and externally in all sorts of products that should arouse revulsion in civilised people;tiger penises,rhino horn etc for getting erections;human organs from people they judicially murder;soft toy kittens made from real kittens;fur coats made from golden retrievers,etc.They have recently exterminated the Yangtse dolphin.Political dissidents and complaining ethnic minorities are routinely put to death.They are ethnically cleansing Tibet of its native population.They murdered thier own children in Tianaman Square.So what attracted their odious rulers to Prescott?He deserves a prize as the most contemptible useful idiot around.
Could it be communism?
WORK’S FOR ME
Communism : where everyone is equal !
But some are more equal than others !
Colonel Nut you velly silly man spinning lies about Peoples Republic. You come to Shanghai I give you velly good blow job on your tiny little English cock.
Just for clarity I don’t give a shit if they skin real kittens to make toy kittens. I fucking hate cats. If I were to redesign cats I’d give ‘em an extra set of legs so that we could legally classify them as insects and squish them underfoot.
And as for the bedwetting stuff about rhinos and tigers….
This is just the pillow-hugging talk of the liberal left who were quite content to spend weeks arguing the toss over fox-hunting because they were ‘concerned’ about poor Foxy Loxy getting scoffed by some hounds but were gung-ho for a fucking shooting + killing war in Iraq just on the say-so of Tony ‘Trust me’ blair.
I’m sure there ios a lot to get concerned about in China but when you kick off by swooning over the cute ikkle kittens it makes rational folk wonder what your fucking priorities are.
Come to think of it I don’t like cats either . Call me a soft pinko liberal pillow hugger if you like but I couldn’t skin one alive however as I’ve seen them do in China.Their treatment of animals is mirrored in their treatment of humans it could be argued in which case the two cannot be viewed as mutually exclusive.
Yes, Bliar organised 700 hrs of Parliamentary time to mesmerise his class-warriors into looking the other way at the time of Iraq. Iraq got 7 hrs.
As for Chinese brutality, I remember reading of an imaginative way they had of disposing of enemy captives during some disturbance or other. They pushed their heads into the firebox of a locomotive; the head popped ‘like a chestnut’. What larks!
Nice class of people and perfect company for the deceitful, incompetent, vile NuLab apparatchik Prescott.
Sorry, should have said the 700 hrs was spent on the foxhunting ban.
I’d like this brought in everywhere please:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1238744/Cats-dogs-banned-new-housing-estate-protect-wildlife.html
bloody good move, if you ask me.
Works for me, but since all new estates have to have “social housing” provision it is surely a non starter. All these maggots have to have a rottweiller or pit bull it is mandatory to the welfare recipient lifestyle.
Chinese life sciences,not subject to pinko liberal morality and welfare legislation can produce 6 legged cats,2 headed dogs,babies organs to order,etc;the list is endless and there’s money to be made.To most Han Chinese,guilos smell of mutton and are regarded as just above earthworms on the evolutionary scale.They have plenty of Uighurs for developing their skills and even Han life is cheap and expendable with plenty of fresh body parts available.Hollywood should make a film about it.
Pictures of the buffoonery and violence of the sub-standard “human” john Prescott the PARASITE: http://eotp.wordpress.com/2009/05/08/2009-new-labour-m-p-john-prescott-parasite/
Will one of the resident language experts please tell me whether “rapporteur” – as in “John Prescott Council of Europe climate change rapporteur” is another word for onanist or wanker?
I’m not a language expert, but my definition of “rapporteur” is “one who bangs on with an incessant stream of oral drivel which everybody else feels is a waste of their ears”.
aka gobshite. Prescott in a nut shell.
Can’t help feeling that the Chinese might have made a bit of a miscalculation by lushing up Prescott. Surely they must have done their homework and realised that Prescott was only well-placed in the Blair administration as Tony’s sop to keep the old Labour class-warrior branch of the party sweet, and certainly not for his managerial ability. They must also realise that nobody in Britain (except the Mirror and Aljabeeba) take a word Prescott says seriously.
Damned inscutable, these Chinks. What the hell are they up to?
Precott, the classic case of a talentless Party gimp who keeps his fat face firmly in a succession of troughs.
A damnable daily insult to some of those out of work in Browns busted Britain.
I bet they are feeding him lots of pies….. They just love pork!!!
The “professorship” is just another form of indirect payment, similar to Bliar’s lecture fees ub the US.
Because it is separated in time from the original deed done for the payment, it appears to be a legal form of bribery.
In Presclot’s case I haven’t yet figured out what he did in Govt for the chinks, but I’m sure there was something.
If I was looking for someone to be the face of a ‘Humiliate Britain’ campaign, he would be a gift.
While I`m not saying that China or Russia are exactly liberal democratic states, it is striking how they put the interests of their own people first compared to the evil, treasonous scum that rule us and are trying to tear down European civilisation around us. In fact I have a suggestion for the Chinese and perhaps the Russians as well, a money-making wheeze as it were. Hosting private and secure webmail for europeans and americans, now that we know that Yahoo has a price list for the security services so they can sell them our email and group communications. $30 an account I think.
http://www.mathaba.net/news/?x=622292
Give it 20 years and the Russians and the Chinese will be going to war over the oil, gas and gemstones in Siberia.
You heard it here first.
You think it’s bad now? 2030 is going to make the killing of one poxy drug pusher look like a fucking picnic.
In twenty years time the Russians will have sold Siberia to the Chinese for a pittance. Russia is finished. You need to look at their demographics. They are aborting and drinking themselves into terminal decline.
It’s about time people in the media and Labour politicians realised that Britain has NO influence in the World with anybody and even less with China particularly after the alleged briefing by British Ministers that the majority of the blame for failing to get agreement on emmissions at Copenhagen was(wait for it) – China !!!! AND China NEVER forgets a slight if it takes them decades to repay the favour although in this case an opportunity to demonstrate Britain’s political impotence came sooner
So much for Gordon Brown’s mantra of being “Global Saviour” – the rest of the World(incuding the Chinese) regard him as a total Clown and an inept Clown at that !!
It makes no difference if it is a powerful country like China or a weak one like Zimbabwe or even Somali pirates our government has absolutely no influence.
“Speak softly but carry a big stick” has been replaced by “Speak crap loudly because the big stick has been broken up and sold off”. Enough said?
It makes me piss China’s human rights record is appaulling yet we the west have made them the biggest fastest growing economy on the planet whilst turning a blind eye to their total lack of respect for human life ! then when one no good drug dealer gets his neck streched we all kick off about it we here in the west are very selective in what we think is right !
I sometimes think that our leaders may not play straight with us about what they are up to. There is a big agenda they keep very quiet about. Any offers for what it might consist of?
Taking our money and putting it in their pockets by any means possible.
Come now they aren’t THAT selfish…
They extort our money and put it in the pockets of their freinds and family too.
The “arts” council seems to be the basic incarnation of this.
The drug smuggler was doomed the moment Jonah put in his plea for clemency.
Good point. Let’s hope Jonah doesn’t plead with the IMF to go easy on us. Perhaps the final act in his scorched earth policy.
I’ve told you not to call me at ‘work’
You forgot the two banjoes…
and the 2 ukuleles.
and the two bog seats you paid for.
One for each face perhaps ?
Two croquet sets?
Oh, darlin’ – I just facied a bit of your chipolata.
I thought it a bit odd that the beeb was referring to Mr Shaikh as an EU citizen and not British on the news last night
Even odder that they are referring to him as “European” on their strap line on BBC News Channel too.Fair enough he’s a “British Citizen” but of Pakistani descent and could be described as a EU Citizen but NOT “European”
It was also “laughable” if that’s the word when Ivan Lewis was being interviewed by an outraged BBC and just after saying that these were not tomes for the British Government to issue “hollow threats” at the prompting of the on message BBC chappie did just that. The trade of £200 billion per year betewwen UK and China is NOT at risk – apparently.Just as well I’m sure our “brothers-in-arms” within the EU such as France or Germany will be only to willing to plug the gap
I bet the Chinese Ambassador had trouble not guffawing at Lewis when he was called in to the FCO for a “dressing down!”
IL, 2nd rate twerp.
IL seems to have caught the Caroline Flint habit of starting a sentence with..
“Look ! I got two children. blah blah.” – Another incompetent installed above his station with eyes that reminded me of Marty Feldman.
Gordon pleaded 27 times for this druggies life. Fuck him too.
If they’re referring to him as an EU citizen and the EU is wetting its bed over China failing to kow-tow to the new Global Warming Religion then it can only be a pre-cursor to an EU trade war with China.
We simply cannot compete economically with China while we have an army of bedwetters, arseholes and bastards on the public payroll plus 10 million or so incapacitated and dole-istas to support. So therefore Labour need to engineer a cause-celebre to unite the UK behind economic snactions. A drug-smugling P***st*** ain’t it though.
Anyway. Brown will be delighted. All the while the meeja is worked up over this Shaikh bloke then he’s spared endless headlines about his utter economic incompetence and the fact thayt the UK is fucked by his economic fuckwittery. And getting further fucked with each passing day. The incompetent jackass
True, China would win hands down.
China does so well economically because it holds its currency at an artificially low level.
He is niether.
“thermo-dynamics or theoretical climatology”
well, with reports of 30cm of snow here today, I think I know enough to get by. However, is there something in the wind??
yesterday in tesco – hotcross buns for sale….!!
ahha you think!!
today in somerfield – shelves full of chocolate easter eggs!!
By my estimation it will be summer on thursday and time for christmas cards again by the weekend!!
climate change my arse
forgot to mention, if it does snow there’s NO grit and NO salt in the area – all gone!!
be prepared, like fuck!
Councils didn’t stock up ‘cos the Met office told them this winter would be mild…
Was that their excuse for last winters monumental cock up too?
If you rely on the “Barbeque Summer” Met Office predictions, you are either 5 years old or an imbecile.
Propaganda only works, if it is related to reality.
Look – “Get on Message” -the BBC has been spinning like mad since Boxing Day in all their live OBs from the Sales “ad nauseum” that the recession is over and things on the up as people feel more confident to spend money on Gucci Handbags !! Its apparently all down to Gordon Brown’s masterful handling of the economic situation and saving the global banking system too – so Rejoice and prepare for the election victory Well if you’re employed in the “public sector” you would think THAT maybe but not I suspect the private sector nor the 2.2 million unemployed and the 1 million 16-24(a sizeable proportion graduates with student debts of £15k all at Labour’s behest)
Lots of happy “Brits” rushing to spend their way out of recession.
Yup, all about as ‘British’ as Akmal Shaikh and Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab
Looks like the Asylum queue at Stansted
fucking hell what is going to be left of dear old England for my grand kids
“fucking hell what is going to be left of dear old England for my grand kids”
To be precise, very, very little.
Leave my Prezza alone! He once wanted to take me up the Yanktze.
If we weren’t fookin’ ‘liberatin’ Alf Garnettstan I’d have taken you oop the Khyber Pass, Traycee, luv.
Question:- “What’s the difference between John Prescott and me”
“I’m bright enough to know I’m thick”
How can you say that, of a man, who used to serve drinks on a silver salver?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
Aha – so that explains Prezza, Bottler Brown & the majority of Labour MPs delusional sense of superiority.
The Chinese don’t give a rat’s arse about britain, or america, or europe. They know they are going to be THE global superpower, and will anex energy supplies and countries which have them, they will call the shots, and there is bugger all we can do about it. They consider themselves natural rulers of the world, and the last century or so has merely been a “blip” in their history…they are rising again…and what we say or do is little more than a fleabite to them.
Napoleon said : When China Moves The World Will Tremble !
Napoleon? What did he know? This is a bloke who set off for Moscow with 600,000 troops and returned with his tale between his legs having left over 570,000 of them behind in various states of disrepair.
Although in this case he’s probably right. China’s exciting one child policy has resulted in a surplus of 100,000,000 men with nowhere to park their hormones. China need only give them an AK47 each and point them in the right direction and they could take over the world. The Russians must be glad they have nukes.
He was referring to his table crockery during an earth tremor on St Helena.
Confucius he say: ‘When Earth move for one of us, is good – olgasm; when Earth move for both of us, is ploberry Ealthquake.’
The problem with your fantasy about mighty China is that thanks to their draconian one child policy they will have the largest number of pensioners in the world in twenty years time. The Chinese are a paper tiger and in the long run they are fucked. Besides military power is meaningless if you can’t feed your population.
I am just about to get banned by the arch tory Guido Fawkes.
Fawkes never gave a damn about the expenses scandal, he only used it as cover to act as a propagandist for the tories.
now the general election is so close Guido is sweating like a rapist and the reader should expect no impariality from this place from here-on-in.
Fawkes is a tory fifth columnist.
end of story.
still going to be a hung parliament Guido and when that happens I will return to gloat.
you lose, I win.
VOTE INDEPENDENT GUIDO IS TORY HQ STOOGE FFS
FUCK THE TORIES VOTE INDEPENDENT
He wont ban you for that !
most of the other repetitive shite you come out with is worse than that !
Is tat actually Master Baiter et al?
They all hide in basements a wank a great deal.
Is tat Master Baiter? They both seem to love wanking in their bedrooms.
said the pair of mutual masturbaters.
i was just enjoyng reading these well written blogs and then you fucking turned up ill fuck of now you spolied my fucking morning.
you are a boring c’unt whatever your politics are.
talking about yourself again tube thumper?
you loon.
I’d rather GF banned that fooking Tally Ho a-hole and his “jokes”…
Seconded and thirded….
All banning should be outlawed.
You’re banned and outlawed.
yea , outlaw all bans
thankyou for your support fans.
I am starting my own blog in the new year and you are all welcome.
apart form tube thumper and MB and Nike.
they will be refused admittance.
Great!
Sounds good.
Oh dear! How will I ever get over this slight? How would I ever find this fountain of knowledge, and seek to make life more interesting for the TaT?
How will I sleep to-night? How excited must Esther be, with this new found ally and mentor. The sausages party will move from strength to strength. Wonder what her policies will be? Or whether Esther will just concentrate on being a celebrity MP? This really sis a new dawn, and no doubt the Chinese will be avidly watching the new Queen maker.
Ahhh now shut up you miserable old fucker!
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar.
Barman says “is this a fucking joke?”
“Now the general election is so close Guido is sweating like a rapist and the reader should expect no impartiality from this place from here-on-in.”
Good. You’re fucked anyway you dopey simpleton, so it doesn’t make no odds.
++TOP BOY HAS HAD ENOUGH OF GUIDO RIMMING THE HOUSING BENEFIT CHEAT DAVID CAMERON AND THE CRACKHEAD GIDEON OSBORNE++TOP BOY DECIDES TO START HIS OWN BLOG++TAT IS NOT INTERESTED IN WHORING HIMSELF TO ANY OF THE PARTIES HIS ONLY CONCERN IS THE NATIONAL INTEREST NOT MONEY GRUBBING AND ACCESS WHORING LIKE GUIDO++THICK AS THIEVES BLOG WILL BE THE ONLY TRULY INDEPENDENT BLOG WORTH READING++GOING LIVE SOON++WATCH THIS SPACE++TOP BOY HAS HAD ENOUGH OF GUIDO AND HIS TORY MATES STEALING ALL MY IDEAS ANYWAY++WITHOUT CONTRIBUTORS LIKE TOP BOY THIS PLACE IS NO BETTER THAN CONSERVATIVEFOAM INNIT++YOU HAVE QUEERED YOUR OWN PITCH GUIDO++WHAT A MUG++
Guido: I will need some free advertising to get things off to a good start.
could you list me under the blogs you read for the first couple of months?
Sounds interesting tat.
Don’t look back TaT! It is the right thing to do. All your old friends on this site are bound to follow you, thus denuding Guido of 20% of his traffic. And consequently 20% of his personal income. He is bound to assist and support your cause. For a centre right blogsite, this area has a disturbing amount of Tory Troll. FFS, you really are a hypnotically boring old git.
Go on Tat! I trust it will be open house and free from moderation.
Excuuuuuse mee !! Who are you calling sweating like a rapist ???
Avram Grant?
Avram Grant?
I sincerely hope not! or is that Thick as Thieves?
“Even Gordon Brown pleaded for clemency”
Clearly game up therefore Guido…
Ivan Lewis Foreign Office.
“It cannot be acceptable to put to death a man with mental health problems”
Preparing Gordon’s defence early?
I van Lewis Foreign Office.“It cannot be acceptable to put to death a man with mental health problems”
Preparing Gordon’s defence early?
Bit fooking too late for our boy now.
“It cannot be acceptable to put to death a man with mental health problems”
The Chinese obviously said, ‘Fuck you, Ivan.’
Don’t you just love ‘em for that?
Fluck you Ivan Rewis.
Fluck you, you rimey pirrocks.
Oi, Fawkes! With all the dosh you’re raking in, what about employing a human modder?
Fluck you Ingrish bedwetter!
You keep send drug to mighty Chineee Emprire, you boy get choppy choppy! Sell organz to twansplan payshunt!
O/T but cannot get anyone to explain why The Palm in Dubai is built at sea levle. ( run your mouse over it on Google Earth and look at elevation fig.)
Haven’t they heard about sea levle rise? Or do they know something we don’t? Perhaps sea rises only affect poor countries?
Buy land, they ain’t making it anymore! Er, except when they do. Oh it’s sinking by the way; natural settlement apparently. [Sharp exit left]
Prezza is a Professor of Secretary Shagging, more like.
After another blazing argument with the wife yesterday, she shouted “What do I have to do to get some fucking respect around here ?”.
“Swallow,” I replied.
Join Gorgeous George Galloway’s party.
As soon as Brown stepped in with his blathering and pleading the man was doomed.
Fuck off to eternity and more Brown and Milliband
From The Times
December 29, 2009
Ministers ‘to take control’ of hospital charity cash
…and that’s only the start. Watch out for your bank accounts and any gold (coin or bullion) you may have naively stored in 3rd party strongrooms.
They pissed away money they had. More is needed.
They did that LONG ago, now they’ve pissed away all the wealth your children will create too.
no no AC1, the billionaires are hoarding all the wealth and furthermore they are demanding exotortionate rates of interest on their phantom wealth.
that is a further drain on the economy and that is why there will be no wealth for the next generations, because the billionaires and millionaires are hoarding it.
tat: “exotortionate” wealth – it’s like an Exocet missile, isn’t it? The ‘wealth’ all these people are hoarding (so much like the Kulaks, Russian peasants, the ‘yeomen-farmers’ in the days of our beloved Uncle Joe!) is likely to be ‘phanton wealth’ in a Bank, or money spent/about to be spent on an ‘equity’ that will not likely to be devalued – might even increase in ‘value’.
How many of these “billionaires and millionaires” are there in this Country? What is their aggregate wealth? How does this compare with ‘The National Debt’?
A recent ‘Nu-Labour’ man is now prancing the world-stage, raking in millions: is he ‘hoarding’ it? Is he showering it widely on genuine Charities?
If no, why wonder at the cynicism of those of us who likewise are uneasy with your simple analysis?
And your pension pot – what’s left of it that is.
It’s the Argentina influence – it’s what one does.
they might simply force pension funds to buy government debt, but I suspect they’ll take the Argentinian approach and grab the lot.
~Link?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6969955.ece
Ministers are imposing new rules on NHS charities requiring all donations — including those to specialist children and cancer units, local fundraising campaigns, teaching hospitals and local community trusts — to be listed on a hospital’s balance sheet.
Thanks. Blogged it
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2009/12/libertarian-policy-at-last.html
My daughter has been waiting since May for a 2.5K GBP Tax Refund. The calculations are correct, and the amount is verified by HMRC. The return was processed by one of the big 5 Accounting Companies.
Still not got the money. Talking to the Tax manager the other day. She said that not one refund due from the last year has been repaid in her knowledge. Here we are with the Gummint advertising like crazy for the end of Jan Tax inputs to be verified and paid.
Conclusion: This Government is on the ropes financially. Moreover the tax manger said that there were loads of Companies under real pressure cash flow wise due to the lack of a repayment. Interestingly no-one or no-legal entity is allowed to net off the due tax amount without incurring extra charges.
and the reason your daughter cannot get the rebate she is entitled to is because tax evaders like aschroft are evading paying their contributions.
innit.
Not really. The reason there are no refunds is because Dear Leader has spent much more than he has got to spend.
£2.3BILLION in ’03/’04 in refurbishments in the MoD alone.
Every Government Department is now replete with more New Buildings, Head-Quarters, Admin Blocks, Marble and Leather, 3 times the admin staff required, replete with IT systems that are insanely expensive and Garbage. Even the Super £12Billion System for the NHS is no under scrutiny.
The baseline is that ALL Tax Income is inadequate to fund all the Benefits payable.
This is before, the staff costs, IT costs, Interest costs, CapEx, and we haven’t even got on to Pension entitlements or PFI costs which are off Balance Sheet.
Gordon Brown is a spendthrift loser.
yes we know all that nike you diwit.
but as that is the case when people like aschroft evade paying their tax contributions then there will definitely be no money left to pay your daughter’s rebate.
honestly nike, ashcroft is stealing from your daughter and you are backing ashcroft.
not much of a father, are you.
tat – as in ‘what a load of old…’
Lord Ashcroft is the only tax-avoider you can think of, perhaps? and would his tax-contributions cover Nike’s daughter’s £2,500 tax-refund? Can you not think of any examples of, for instance, avoidance of Capital Gains Tax- quite a number of Honourable Members come to my mind! But perhaps in what passes for your tiny little socialist ‘mind’, Nike – the “diwit” – ‘s daughter is, by definition, a Right-winger, and so only Right-wingers’ taxes should go to repay her the excess tax that has been levied on her; and, perhaps, in your strange parallel universe, Left-wingers’ taxes will go to pay only Left-wingers’ benefits… or, perhaps, in your contorted understanding of ‘fairness’, ‘equality’, and ‘social justice’, tax-contributions should only be exacted from Conservatives…
ashcroft is the only tax evader who is the largest funder of the tory party.
he is funding the tory marginal campaign with tax free offshore cash.
that cannot be legal.
Dear tat (as in ‘what an old load of…)
“that cannot be legal.”
Do you mean ‘that should not be legal’? – in which case your complaint is with, I think, what we call the Government, rather than with Her Majesty’s Opposition.
Or, do you mean ‘that is NOT legal’? in which case your complaint should be lodged, surely, with the D.P.P.: surely you, of all people, will be able to expect a fair hearing from Keith Starmer?
But, perhaps, you really mean that it ‘CANNOT’ be legal – i.e. that it is quite and utterly beyond the scope of legal means to frame Laws against, or to contain, this practice.
In any of which cases, I am puzzled why you continue to pursue the matter in this Forum.
Another entity complicit in tax avoidance is……
HMRC !!!
They sold their buidings off to Mapeley Steps UK Ltd ( Bermuda) – who purchased them at a reduced price in lieu of some years rent. MS own them for 30 years and are exempt from all sorts of taxes when they do.
“Red” Dawn Primaralo announced it as a good deal for the taxpayer…
Aye right !
It’s not just a matter of charities either – they are stealing money, jewellery and art from private citizens as well. Are you all familiar with the story of the raid on the strong boxes in the private security facility in Finchley Road? People have had to spend £1000s to get their own property back and many have yet to succeed,
http://tinyurl.com/ylyvz3p
Anyone who doesn;t think we are living in a police state is living in cloud cuckoo land
And whatever happened to ‘innocent until proven guilty?’
With Jonah Brown appealing for clemency he really had no chance did he?
Rather have the four horsemen of the apocalypse pleading my case in court than those four; Brown, Prescott, Straw and Miliband, the hypocrisy is breathtaking as pointed out in other posts re- Gary McCinnon, 4 k’s of heroin is rather a lot but seemingly more acceptable to this Government than the victimless crime of UfO hunting and embarrassing the Pentagon.
Victimless? The defence of the West seems pretty important to me. Compromoises can and do cost lives.
To be (genuinely) fair to McKinnon he is innocent until proven otherwise.
How fortunate for him that the would be king-maker Jack Straw has made it possible for him to have his case heard in America.
America! ‘The Land of the Free-until-we-lynch-you!’
The proposed ‘Freedom to be Lynched’ might get the benefit of the Freedom of Expression guaranteed by the Constitution, but only if it is read as an extreme manifestation of Performance Art.
You should take that point up with the Pentagon then, if somebody can hack into their system from his back bedroom what do you think the Chinese and Russians could (are doing) or Al-Kaida come to that, bloke done them a favour.
Did he discover that they had alpine as the default password?
I see that The Foreign Office appealed to the Chinese via the hackneyed Labour mantra of “Do the right thing”.
So they did!!
I wonder what he had for his last supper. A number 14, number 23, and special flite lice.
Finally after the chinks have made the family pay for the bullet will they sell it on ebay?
He’s as much a Professor as he is a bulimic.
A Bulimic that gorges like a scabby dog, and then is never sick. That type of Bulimic.
Two things
1/ If Two Jags is being sponsored by the Chinese then it should be in the list of Member’s Interests and therefore open to investigation. A few FoI’s should elicit the speeches given by Two Jags, and also any advice given in pursuit of this “sponsorship”. If so, then surely there is a conflict of interest between his EU role and this industrial affiliation?
2/ Did this “Drug smuggler” ever go to any other reputable assessor of mental instability or are the only facts held by the Chinese? Or is it just the family asserting that he is “bipolar”?
Then someone might inform al jebeeba to do some checking and stop regurgitating messages from Brown and Millibland, and the strong diplomatic message coming from Beijing
Check the comments (especially most recommended); Brown Broadcasting Crap’s readers are revolting at last.
I would like too but Pravda have this
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You really couldn’t make it up
John Prescott speech, 6th June 1997, on integreted public transport policy.
“I will have failed if in five years time there are not…far fewer journeys by car. It’s a tall order but I urge you to hold me to it.”[12] However, by June 2002, car traffic was up by 7%. ”
Says everything about this dickhead with a chip on his shoulders bigger than his gut.
An intellectual?!
This is very true, as for chip on his shoulder it was joined by a bit of egg once from a protester, I ‘d love to see a clip of that if any one has it?
He ate the chip on his shoulder right after the egg.
Try http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XTi1e-wVc
if not just youtube john prescott hit by eggs
Cheers mate nice one!
In the Street of a Thousand Arse Holes
By the sign of swinging tit,
Lived a ten bellied plonker
By the name of john presgitt
Very good I have now stole this poem and stuck it on my face book and claimed it as my own, so many thanks Mr Plum!
its an old Rugby song !
Prezza is an extremely well-balanced individual – he’s got chips on both shoulders.
I had a bi-polar episode in Leeds a few years ago. What a disappointment
John has a pie-molar problem. He can never be executed therefore.
Beats me how anyone could see the Hull-down lardychops as a sex symbol
I’d rather die than have any kind of sexual intercourse with that fat ugly hoon
Ugh! shudder …
As to paragraph 1/, this is an excellent idea and I look forward to seeing the story develop during 2010.
As to the next, the man is dead and raking over his psychiatric history is not going to bring him back to life.
Al Jazeera’s English news service is a long way from the hate-spewing propaganda outlet that it’s often portrayed as. It’s on the Sky package somewhere in the low 500s.
If I were in government, I would want to be sure there was someone to read my press releases. The BBC fulfils just that role.
and O/T, but an example of EU-SSR
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/lithuania/6904781/Lithuania-power-crisis-looms-as-nuclear-plant-shuts.html
Yeah but no. The plant is a disaster waiting to happen, so I do see the EU’s point, up to a point.
WANTED: British Muslim to courier suitcase to China.
Apply to British National Parcel Couriers, c/o N. Griffin.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
next subject please Guido. Akmal is now an ex-Akmal
Just had a horrible thought.
Gorgon probably arranging the repatriation of the body.
Wooton Basset beware
Hell no, the chinks are keeping that..
Spare parts, old boy. Business is business…
Drugs and binge drinking have pretty well f*cked up our society so I have no sympathy for him. Drink and drugs cost us billions in extra in spending, with over stretched emergency services trying to cope with its effects so here is my plan
1) Drink related accidents – The full cost to emergency services passed on as a tax to twat who caused it
2) All Drug takers left to die if they take an over dose
3) All Drug dealers made to take a over dose and left to die
Harsh but try going for a night out in any big city or town
As for Prescott its his government that changed the license laws that spread the workload for the emergency services so that pissed up twats are no longer contained into a problem for a few hours during the early hours rather than all day like now.
They also de classified shoplifting which costs retail millions each year and supplies the funds for drug addicts along with the confusing declassification of drugs. And allowed the greedy fat supermarkets to sell Lager for 12pence a can!
Talk to any copper, nurse or paramedic about drug and drink abuse and they will rattle on for hours and who can blame them this government has done fuck all to stop this problem so fair play to the Chinese for making the effort, the guy was caught red handed after all!
So next time you are waiting forever for a 999 response remember its probably a drunk or a druggie that’s caused the delay!
Bring in drunk tanks. Keep casualty for the folk who have had accidents and non self inflicted injuries.
Here! Hear!
go tell all that shit to the alcohol and cigarette lobby you cretin.
cigarettes and alcohol do far more damage than drugs to society.
Each to his own. Don’t tell others what to do. LEGALISE THE LOT.
Fancy a spliff ?
there is more chance of gordon brown remaining PM than of you getting your superskunk bag out and putting it on the table for everyone to share.
I’m picky about whom i share a joint with.
Vote Tory.
what a load of bollocks concrete brains: you are just fucking tight with your gear.
And now Mary Poppins Mandleson is telling me not to nag my graduate children about getting a job.
I don’t need that unelected twat nagging me about anything, for gods sake, what sort of country is this?
and, er, just what experience of bringing up children does he have?
Lady Mandyslime, has a well developed interest in the young and youthful nectars in particular.
I must confess,I’m extremely upset by the death of Akmal Shaikh by lethal injection….
………I was hoping they’d shoot the Hoon, as I’d just set up a Facebook group trying to get Rage Against The Machines `Bullet In The Head` to number one
After the sad loss of Mr Jacko earlier this year, the world of popular entertainment has had an annus horribilis. With two days to go Jedward are shitting themselves.
Has the world gone hopping mad FFS?
Nice idea. I am now recording my own “looney tune” to be used in mitigation should I decide to perpetrate some major criminal enterprise and get caught. Any banks worth robbing or other suggestions?
I have already recorded my mentally ill mitigation video to be used in my defence when I face the court of public opinion.
It wasn’t me anyway, it was those bigger, cleverer boys, Tony and Peter who unwittingly lured me into destroying the country.
“……the world of popular entertainment has had an annus horribilis.”
No change there then.
He went too early. Should have waited ’till 2011…..the year of the rabbit
You are Simon Cowell and I claim my £5.
I have another candidate
Many ‘sane’ folks are equally deluded and have similar grandiose hopes, it does not excuse them from the law, well unless thay are really famous.
GORDON BROWN, BRITISH PRIME MINISTER
I condemn the execution of Akmal Shaikh in the strongest terms, and am appalled and disappointed that our persistent requests for clemency have not been granted. I am particularly concerned that no mental health assessment was undertaken.
Now you know how we feel, you goon.
and i will take every opportunity to shake the Chinese prime ministers hand in future to further my public image !
…and for the sake of a convicted drug criminal the Braindead Loon and his sidekick Milli-banana bender are working hard at destroying relations with the world’s rising economic powerhouse and a significant UK trade partner.
Charge these two commie moles with treason and hope Chinese bullets work over here.
The Mother Superior Nabia
Had Very Protuding Labia
They Were Found To Be Fake
Smuggling Akmal Shaikh
Back Into Saudi Arabia
Gordon Brown pleaded for clemency.
Gordon Brown is a joke. A pointless, pathetic bystander at Copenhagen and now he’s totally ignored by the Chinese. And what’s he doing now ? Sucking his thumb, in a soiled nappy on his rocking horse.
They executed a lunatic Briton in China? No wonder Brown won’t go there…
Mira showers moved a lot of their manufacturing to China a couple of years ago stupid bastards another few hundred brits on the dole thanks to some fuckwit yank called Herb Kohler.
They bribed the workforce with a £3000 bonus not to get the papers involved.
So boys and girls add Mira showers and anything with the Kohler brand to your hate list…….they are overpriced rubbish anyway.
i think you will find a very large amount of british manufactures have their goods made in china the one’s that dont have their goods manufactured in eastern europe ! there is very little manufacturing left in this country due to the cheap labour rates elsewhere !
It is therefore time to increase the minimum wage and get manufacturing back to Britain.
NuLabour would like to see a minimum wage of no less that £20. This will be matched for immigrants as benefits, as we do not expect you to work when you have such large families to look after.
I do hope that was sarcasm.
Cynical sarcasm. The Marxist love this type of tub thumping. Kills jobs by killing productive companies, but appeals to the anarchic mores in them.
Raise the minimum wage when we can pay Billions more in Bonuses to the wondeful Bankers?
Are you quite mad?
Where would we be without our CDS gambling Economy wrecking thoroughly competent Bankers.
BIGGER BONUSES FOR THE BANKERS AND CITY AND PAY FOR IT BY ABOLISHING THE MINIMUM WAGE!
Now that’s just common sense.
Large manafacturing in China will increase due to the fact that they have finally sussed out metal casting. Before, china couldn’t really copy any machinery properly, even copied clothing was terrible.
At the company in which i work, we are starting to have parts made in China, and they’re good.
Turkey is another country good on manafacture, the turks can sometimes undercut the Chinese.
I’m designed and made in the UK!
I’ve just bought a Swiss waste disposal unit. (Franke).
It was made in China.
China dominates gobal manufacturing and could not be easily replaced.
Bullshit it just means we would have to pay more instead of paying a bowl of rice for crap made in China. Eventually they will go the same way as Japan. I can remember when Made in Japan was synonymous for crap. Now the Japanese make great stuff but their economy is going down the pan due to death bed demographics. China will follow them in twenty years time.
They wouldn’t need to be replaced.
If you go down to any town dump any day of the week you will see skips full of perfectly functioning computers, scanners, printers, irons, microwaves etc etc, also rows and rows of fridges, cookers, washing machines etc etc – but no-one is allowed to re-furbish and resell them – Elf & Safety sees to that. Most of these things have nothing at all wrong with them, the majority of them could be fixed and used by the poor (or even ‘asylum seekers’. A good number are just thrown out by people upgrading, or who have moved into a new house.
The criminal waste in every advanced society is sickening – stuff is made to wear out, and Government colludes in this waste
On a personal note, I’m against the death penalty and for the legalisation of drugs, but I still respect Chinese sovereignty and the rule of law. The UK government has no more right to dictate law to the Chinese than they to us.
Same here, now…..i must skin up.
Chinas death penalty: “It applies to 60 offences, including non-violent crimes such as tax fraud and embezzlement” (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8433285.stm)
Whereas when MPs here are caught red handed a pretend apology to the HOC will do nicely. And you get to keep your loot too.
O/T
Looks like agony aunt Mandy has too much time on his hands.
http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/families/article6969872.ece
said the zionist.
why do you zionists hate Jewish people so much? why are you trying to destroy Israel?
Well spotted, tat. You’re not usually this bright.
Broooon has been turning “A Blind Eye ” since he came to office !
Dont you mean “Slime” on his hands ?
This Depraved Shit Stabber is picking on the kids that got off their arse and went to school, collage, university then go on to get a job who will probably vote conservative Where as the stinking bed dwelling uneducated dolite cuckoo’s of society who have everything done for themand paid for them by the state and will never work dont get a mention !
This gives a whole new meaning to a Chinese takeout.
Somebody obviously ordered an Indian.
A more hawkish approach to the chinks is required, use a proper ‘fat man’ not Prezza and nuke the bastards before it’s too late.
Not a sensible option, mein friend! For every – how do you say – Tin of Sunshine – we have aimed at them, zey haf ten more aimed at us! Ve vould be toast!
I dunno. Do you feel lucky, punk?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_states_with_nuclear_weapons
Five nuclear weapons states from the NPT
United States 2,623 / 9,400[12] 1945 (“Trinity”) Signatory
Russia (former Soviet Union) 4,718 / 13,000[12] 1949 (“RDS-1″) Ratifier
United Kingdom <160 / 185[12] 1952 ("Hurricane") Ratifier
France ~300 / 300[12] 1960 ("Gerboise Bleue") Ratifier
China ~180 / 240[12] 1964 ("596") Signatory
Non-NPT nuclear powers
India n.a. / 60-80[12] 1974 ("Smiling Buddha") Non-signatory
Pakistan n.a. / 70-90[12] 1998 ("Chagai-I") Non-signatory
North Korea n.a. / <10[12] 2006 (2006 test) Non-signatory
Undeclared nuclear powers
Israel n.a. / 80[12] unknown or 1979 (See Vela Incident) Signatory
I dunno. Do you feel lucky, punk?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_states_with_nuclear_weapons
You Fool! In ze event of a nuclear attack, China vould initiate ze doomsday veapon.
Prescott, stuffed full of ze Ginster pies, vould be exploded in an airburst over London. Zer vould be no survivors.
OK, I see your point, we just need a few non slitty eyed allies to take on the old ‘dog eaters’
I like the sound of ‘Tins of Sunshine’
Good one, I laughed.
V3- ‘Fat Man’, the ultimate terror weapon is nearing perfection by Gurner Von Ruin… need more rocket power, will try Pukka meat and potato this time, everybody back inside the reinforced concrete bunker.
Prescott’s skidmarked underpants are the most polluting thing on the planet.
Did anyone hear that Muslims are now shoving explosives up their arsehole? So now we will all have to go through ring piece inspections at airports.
20,000 males at the BBC have applied for the jobs apparently.
“So now we will all have to go through ring piece inspections at airports.”
It’s not all bad then ducky…….bring it on.
Ha ha – I don’t agree but I laughed.
Are you sure they are not just setting light to farts, old chap? Jolly good jape, and great for impressing the totty.
Just my luck if I get some ugly schikse!
My old “Council Gritter ” takes some beating i dont care how much you paid e’m they wouldn’t go near it !
icould have 10kg of semtex up there and they’ed wave me through !
They tried it once in an assassination attempt in Saudi Arabia, but the body of the suicide bomber absorbed too much of the power of the explosion and the attempt failed.
The 72 virgins remained unsatisfied. None of the bits was big enough.
Prescott has made no comment, perhaps nobody has read the story to him. I, myself believe in capital punishment on the three strikes and you’re out principal. Execute on the third crime. Any burglar or drug dealer going out to do a third crime would be virtually committing suicide. Crime would be cut overnight.
Child rapists/murderer’s should not be executed.
They should be placed in a small cell. Once the door is shut, it never opens again until a corpse is removed. They get 3 basic meals a day, slid under the door and have 2 litres of water per day. Once a week a high pressure hose should blast water into the cell, cleaning it and the prisoner.
But the door never opens.
No contact. No books. No entertainment….Nothing, except 4 walls and a bed.
This system should massively reduce costs in the punishment of serious crime.
After sentence, the prisoner should told of his future, and given the option of euthanasia, like in ‘Escape from New York’.
I’m not to keen on state sponsored murder.
ohhh but they have rights, the poor creatures are victims of their past..poverty….inequality..they can be rehabilitated….blah blah blah
What’s wrong with three walls and no bed ??
yep i’ll go with that !
That sounds like a Travel Lodge to me
Why bother with the bed – or the 3 meals? No bed & 1 meal a day – it would give them something to do deciding whether to eat it all in one go or spread it out throughout the day.
Was this guy really British anyway?
Sheikh Yerbouti or something? That passes for British in the Wonderful World of Labour?
If he were British, what right do the Chinese have to execute an honest British drug smuggler, don’t they know that the EU has banned capital punishment?
Obviously anybody smuggling drugs in China must have a mental health problem, so he should have been let off (c) The Guardian.
I am compiling a database of NuLabour ex-Ministers’ personal details. They are all broken down by age and sex.
…..underage, necrophilia, bestiality…
I’m broken down by age and no sex
Yep, I’m married also!
Wasn’t it nice of Gordon to give China £50 million ( Which we don’t have to spare BTW ) back in 2008 ?
http://www.greenbang.com/gordon-brown-gives-50m-green-tech-grant-to-china_2105.html
Now they do this ? Ungrateful bar stewards…
Isn’t Gordon Brown a total, unmitigated disastrous fuckwit ?
How stupid can he be as to gift £ 50,000,000 to a country whose economic power is enormous compared to the economy he’s destroying here ??
That was a downpayment for Prof Plesclott.
Prezza can take me up the Yanktze anytime.
looks like first Green MP could be elected, which may have a more positive effect thn another Prescott MP in Hull http://another-green-world.blogspot.com/2009/12/icm-poll-suggests-caroline-lucas-will.html
The people of Hull have amply demonstrated their idiocy by continually electing the jackass Prescott. It is entirely possible therefore that they would vote for a party whose policies would return them properly to medeaval serfdom as they already seem content to be patronised and ordered about by the likes of Prescott.
I’ll just say ditto.
“.
Quite.
Just read the link and it suggests that the seat that the Greens m,ay win is Brighton Pavillon (sic). In either case it is a loss for Labour and if the Greens are genuinely the second party after Labour in Brighton then I’d hold my nose and vote Green.
The key thing here is Labour annihilation. I’d settle for a hung parliament of Tory/Liberal/SNP/B&P/Green/UKIP/Sinn Fein/Al Quaeda/Rainbow/Natural Law if it meant that there was not a single Labour MP left in the UK. I’m beyond giving a shit who is in power as long as we do not reward this current bunch of jackasses with anything other than a P45 and the undying loathing of an entire generation of voters. Ideally an entire 10 generations of voters.
My plan for the GE is NOT to vote for the current seat holder. S/he has very likely cheated on his/her expenses anyway so it would clear out all the troughers in one go.
Have you been to Hull? They fuck their daughters at the age of 6 there. Thing is everyone who lives in Hull dreams of moving to Grimsby. Well I guess you can’t say they lack ambition.
Philip Larkin spent some time in Hull. Worked in the Library there. Good English poet. Must have been before Prezza’s time, or is Prezza a true Hullian?
Prezza is Welsh, not Hullian at all.
I see, that explains it.
Prescott is more sensible than Lucas – that’s how bad she is.
That woman has a very odd dress sense: every time she’s on the Daily Politics show, she wears clothes that make her look like a Sean Connery-era Bond Villain.
Do you mean to say that she wears a bald wig and keeps stroking her white fluffy pussy?
The Greens are tolerated and kept within the EU as the “acceptable face” of the dissident extreme left.
They are in reality, tame house pets, doing exactly what they are told to do, by their fascist masters.
I’m amazed he could write a letter.
What gets me is this so called family of mr Shaikh didn’t really give a fuck about him ! none of them had seen him for 7 YEARS !they knew he was living rough in Poland but did nothing to help him
If he did have mental problems then they should have got him help but to turn up for your”15 min’s of fame right at the end is a bit rich !
also they were not asking for the sentence to be commuted to life in prison they wanted the chinese to release him
If theres one thing you dont do to the chinese, its tell them what to do on their own soil !
Mr. Clifford calls.
a good old sing song to finish the year
http://political-graffiti.blogspot.com/
tried to save the drug smuggler AAAAKMAL but happy to throw GARY McKinnon to the septics
Yep. Swooning about being compassionate to a bloke (wrongly) convicted of murdering 300 airline passangers, ‘compassionate’ to a bloke who belted a train driver on the skull so hard he died of complications and ‘compassionate’ to another bloke who ‘disappeared’ several thousand of his own citizens but strangely indifferent to Gary McKinnon.
‘Cos it’s not like the yanks are vindictive to foreigner criminals. Fuck no. Jack Straw would know all about compassionate America’s approach to foreign detainees since he turned a blind eye to how most of ‘em ended up there.
America, I bow down, you’re so wonderful!
It is the right thing to do, in order to maintain our arse licking relationship with our American friends.
Obama criticises Iran’s crackdown on dissidents.
British ambassador in Tehran summoned for the hairdryer treatment.
The “Special Relationship” remains intact.
Is that the sort of relationship where Obama thinks Gordon is ‘special’?
Yeah! Special needs.
McMong has ‘special friends’ if you know what I mean
AH ! FAME AT LAST !!
My sympathies to Mr Shaikh’s family. If it’s any consolation, he probably would have been shot by whoever came to collect the drugs anyway.
After seeing Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab’s fire damaged underpants on the news just now I’m beginning to think he may not be a terrorist after all.
It looks to me like he’d just had a few too many and thought it would be funny to light one of his own farts. We’ve all done it.
I know I have during Prime Minister’s Question Time
Bloody Hell! Who should we feel more concerned for? Our government for having ministers who suck up to China? Or the Chinese government for having to suck up to people like John Prescott? God. It’s enough to make you gag!
Incidentally, Brown should be very worried. But probably isn’t…
Brown in by-election trouble, International bankers to quit UK, civil war prediction in Telegraph and snow to hit Midlands and Wales and why has Labour allowed the giant Pubcos to rip off the union members who run the pubs? We should be told
So have I !! People weren’t sure if I was speaking or if I was breaking wind.
Pants On Fire
Not even a skid mark.
He must have a ring of steel.
M and S Y fronts. The ones Paxman finds chafe the crutch.
More like a ring of fire now.
Oh, dear. It’s all going to be rather nasty, I fear.
Lets face it : If this fucker was mentally ill and could be talked into doing anything ! they could quite easily have got him to carry a bomb on to a plane for his next ” mistake “
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland has Subjects,
The EUSSR has citizens.
The EUSSR has Politburo and Serfs.
Relax. The EU is a vast nothingnness. The EU is not the EUSSR. It’s an overgrown Parish Council.
A Parish Council, that can raise direct and indirect taxes, a Parish Council that can negotiate internationally binding agreements on behalf of its members ( with or without their approval or consent ) a Parish Council that can and does write 80% of all the laws passed through real Parish Councils, laughably called “national governments” of its constituent members, a Parish Council that can control nearly everything I do, is NOT a Parish Council at all.
It is a rotten, corrupt fascist fantasy come true.
Don`t like what the EU is doing?
Try voting them out of office, you chump, see how far that gets you.
Keep your noses out of our business, you commie, Marxist, New Rabour bastards.
The Chinese High Commission for Capitalist Grobar Expansion says:
Solly fo’ any mis-undelstandin’: comment shoul’ lead:
Keep you’ noses out of ou’ business, you commie, Malxist, New Rabour bastalds.
Aporogise any misundelstandin.
‘You onry wan’ No 214? No flylice? No Plawn Clackels? No Dim Sum? You takin’ the piss-ol-wo’? I no irio’ mistel Buggle: no bo’n yestelda’: YOU th’irio’: you smerry, whi’e bastal’ I no nee’ you’ cusstom! You can jess buggle off – off! Now! Ligh’ ou’ doo’! An neve’ show fess o’ alsehore hee again! If so, I ca’ Preece: ca’ Preeces dilectry! 214, no fly lice! taking libelty: is makin’-the-tick! Fuckle! Sirry Buggle!
Now, Madam, you made you’ choice? Solly fo’ disagleebr int’lluptions! You Rady: I know you undlestan’! You wan’ – 215 – Thanggo’ for that! Leddy ten minutes. O.K.?
Tell that ba….d Chinese man to put his teeth in.
i’ve just had lunch with a friend and we had a pie each, that’s two less for prescott, yaboo
Now the Iranians want to punch Millipede’s mouth (I’ll Punch His Mouth); this is completely out of fooking order. Don’t they know there’s a bastard queue here?
Nice one!
I’m ready to search his ring piece.
UPDATE: Now amended by the Boob to “slapped in the mouth”. Ho, ho! Ponces. Was that the Iranian embassy on the phone suggesting that they had been portrayed as over-aggressive? Or ZNL sensibilities upset and a general toning down requested?
I never cease to be amazed by the things that Charlie Sheen can do.
He has been a habitual drug-user, serious alcoholic, gambler, spent time in prison, used prostitutes and now apparently wife-beating has been added to his repertoire.
If ever there was a man’s man…
Dave……… lawful chastisement is acceptable in some sections of the community !!
Double yawn.
I did n’t know that Charlie Sheen was a Labour MP ?
277, sounds like many leading Labour Party members. At least Mr Sheen never set fire to a hotel. And he does keep things remarkably clean. Unlike leading members of the Labour Party.
Wow! Wouldn’t he make a great Labour MP?
BBC cares, Brown cares, Millipede cares……. I do not see any genuine Brits giving a toss !!
This is what the silent majority think……good article
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1239051/LEO-McKINSTRY-Sorry-join-liberal-wailing-heroin-traffickers-deserve-die.html
The official opinion of the BBC is predicated on the fact that large numbers of staff are heavy users of hard drugs.
Public money needs to mean zero tolerance and compuslory monitoring.
Hard drugs? No – I think you’ll find they’re soft and powdery…
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A European recently executed in China arrives at the gates of Hell. He is met by the long-dead Chairman Mao. Ah! I see you are bringing a letter from my successor declares Mao with some satisfaction. He takes it and it reads: Please receive another Pink Devil. P.S. This one also thinks he’s a rabbit!
Mao looks him up and down, re-reads the letter and declares angrily: Another bloody misdirected and promptly changes the letter address to Heaven .
The man gets to the gates of Paradise and is met there by a large, pink rabbit with a guitar, called Dylan.
Peace and happiness to you declares the man with fervent joy!
Really cool man! declares the rabbit. What brought you here friend? Caught with drugs in China, answers the man sorrowfully. That’s the coolest thing I’ve heard all millennium replies Dylan. Come in and spend eternity with me.
After the man has been made welcome Dylan asks: Do you know any good songs?. Only this one replies the man……..
Chinese Prison Guard: “Hey Meester Ingleeshman, your Plime Minisir Meester Glordon Blown, he trying to save your life”
Akmal Shaikh: “Oh fuck, I’m doomed”
Another trougher gone — Iris Robinson –
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/dup-stunned-as-iris-robinson-stands-down-14615049.html
Why not her other half?
She is claiming to be mental.
We’ve known that for years.
She’s as mad as a box of frogs but “won’t stand down until the general election”
KERCHING!
why do they withdraw only from public life ?
Why not life in general and fucking top yer selves !
So,
Iris Robinson:
It’s taken you
All this long
To know what we have so long
Suspected:
You’re mad
But honest.
Unlike most of your
Colleagues,
Whom honesty eludes.
…and another one bites the dust! Though I do have some sympathy if she genuinely suffers from depression – however, not very much – despite it she’s continued to trough on & on.
April Fool, we haven’t executed him at all. LOL you should see the look on your faces.
The Chinese only invited Precott along as they had read that he has more C
oops above
The Chinese only invited Precott along as they had read that he has more Chins than the Peking telephone directory
Don’t encourage Prezza the Purser beast. He’ll be back to his nightly cabaret routine.
“Anyone here from Sunderland? Yes, Well fook off yer Jap loving pansies. This is chinktown. E bah gum.-What’s yellow and goes “cheep, cheep”? Chinese prostitute.
Yes madam,you getting up for a pie or to have a piss? Well get me a pie, but don’t get muddled up. I’m not Oaten.
Now then ,what do you get when you cross an African with a Chinaman? A car thief who can’t drive.
No offence mate, Ok? What’s your name ? HU Jintao! Huge what? Huge G&T? I’ll have two! I used to a bit of cruising you know. A regular Graham Norton I was.
I’ll be here all week folks, until Gordon tells me to put a cork in it. Try the Gammon. I have. Five plates..
It’s not PC to use the phrase ” Keeping up with the Jones’ ” in Bradford any more.
It’s the Jamals now
It is a shame no one ever said keeping up with The Smiths. Rage Against The Machine I ask you
good old beeb, still spinning for gordo, in the review of the year:
“Yes, he was criticised for inaccuracies and poor handwriting in a letter to the mother of a dead soldier – but the public took his side against a media campaign considered excessive and unfair.”
What public was that then? Has anyone met anyone who thought “ooh, that’s unfair. poor gordon.”? Did anyone think that the media “campaign” was “excessive and unfair” ? I’m assuming the BBC’s definition of “the public” is made up solely of union members and labour MPs.
When the BBC state as total fact that “the public” (ie absolutely everyone) is on Gordon’s side, that should be retracted, as it’s obviously not true (I’m part of “the public” and I think Brown was caught bang to rights and is a fucking evil sociopath, so where’s my voice in this, along with millions of others who think the same?)
Here’s hoping that 2010 brings about the total political annihilation of the labour party forever, and the dismantling of the BBC (and the Guardian).
I’m not usually a fan of Gordon but…
I’m not usually a fan of Gordon but…he was on fire.
Need more petrol and a tyre?
The BBC is an anachronism, a bloated turgid Corporate without the pressure to attend to Revenue issues. Their viewing figures are plummeting, and listenership is under huge downward pressure. Only because they have diverted valuable resources for programme making for entertainment, into cynical educational programming for the Masses.
Biased, inefficient, and ripe for selling off as soon as is practicable. The Tories will never change this Quasi-Marxist organ in a Millenium. Sell it off in tiny component parts ASAP
I still live in hope that the cuddly Lord Tebbit is allowed to conduct a full review of the BBC’s role, when the natural party of government return to power.
Er..and look forward to quality high brow programmes like those currently on TV and Sky???Do me a fucking favour.
The BBC may have problems but handing it over to cynical shits like Murdoch or some other wealthy foreigners isn’t the answer.
Right! but leaving it in the hands of the “cynical shits” and “wealthy” bunch that run it now won,t help either!.
It’ll do for a start!
The telling thing is that when Brown misspelled the names and couldn’t be arsed to re-start after scribbling part of the name out, the defence was:
“Gordon has the info about who died and when, and he writes these letters himself and they don’t get checked, so things like this are inevitable and it’s not his fault because nobody else is involved to check things out. His aides aren’t involved in the process.”
Yet, when there was a delay of a year or 2 for another letter found a month or so later, the defence was:
“Gordon has no record of who died or when, he just writes what his aides tell him to write. Therefore it was his aides’ fault, not his, as he had no record of the death at the time. His aides are an intrinsic part of the process.”
Now, in what way are those 2 defences compatible?
It’s just more of the “black is white” defence that the BBC is always happy to accept when it comes to their beloved labour party.
Come on,guys!Alan Yentob’s world class talent.Way under-paid for what he contributes.
Think so?
Che noia questa stronza.Worth every penny you tiresome bitch.
Worth a penny maybe – not to me.
Anyway, how can the Boob be reviewing 2009 already given there are a further two full days to go and in that time the McDoom could easily add another half dozen cack-handed U-Tube appearances, fall over himself, get trapped in TV cable, give away a few more billion he hasn’t got, announce a new faux policy on something or other, gurn over a grave or end up on the roof of a church with his arse on fire?
Next thing they’ll be announcing the 2010 election results.
As to the 2010 Election Results, we have them here, safe from all untoward scrutiny – and I didn’t even mention ITV, SKY, Murdoch, the British Public…
I don’t know what he is doing in his summer house, but he can’t be listening to the cricket.
He must have just switched on, gone off for rain
Just like the fact that when William Hague was the Tory leader he ran on a campaign on abolishing the NHS and leaving the EU – both rejected by the British public – the fact that Gordon Brown won the public’s admiration in 2009 is now fact on orders from the Commissioner for Truth, Lord Mandelson.
He was right of course – the EU is an expensive, corrupt and unaccountable organisation. The NHS is swallowing ever greater amounts of cash without any proportional improvement. The NHS epitomises the nanny state, which is why NuLiebour would never have the balls to seriously challenge it – but its days must surely be numbered now.
467 – Hugh Janus: are you aware how you stand in danger of being burned for Heresy? Have you so long forgotten that there there are Blasphemies, and there are BLASPHEMIES?
As cows are sacred in India, so the NHS in Britain; as The Papacy in The Holy Roman Empire, so the E.U. in bien-pensant Britain: criticise, complain about the inutility of, disparage, dare to subject to rationality, logic, common-sense, or the standard rules of Accountancy, if you dare. Both the NHS and the E.U. are Platonic Ideals, far above the carping of lesser minds, such as yours or mine. Not only does ‘the man in Whitehall know best’, but the people in Brussels know even more super-best. All we have to do, is follow what they say, do as they instruct: “You know it makes sense!”
The Great British Public, in its infinite wisdom, voted to put Katie Price on the ducking stool over and over again. It picked a troupe of acrobats over Susan Boyle to win a talent competition. It picked a grinning salesman over a Yorkshire slaphead.
What it did NOT do at any point, was to express its opinion on any policy.
“when William Hague was the Tory leader he ran on a campaign on abolishing the NHS”
Ah, good old fashioned BBC lies. You must be very proud.
Dear Mr Chinese Executioner,
As you decided to kill this guy with an injection rather than shoot him, could you send us the bullet you were going to charge the family for so we can use it on Pete Doherty instead ?
Britain has been using its diplomatic pressure on the Chinese “behind the scenes” – and Gordon Brown has no doubt personally telephoned the Chinese Premier Wen Jiao to express how appalled he is(unfortunately it’s likely the call went to message service after 5 rings but he HAS left avery strong message which Jiao will be bound to listen to(?) unless someone doesn’t delete it) Pardon me whilst I laugh.
The P=a=k=i was doomed as soon as GB gave it his urgent attention. personally I think his death was exactly fitting. I hope and trust that many more drug mules are dealt with in the same way. It is not like the question isn’t asked at check in is it?
yep; the Chinese know Brown’s days are numbered, that he’s known throughout the world as a lying negligent mad idiot, and that in about 5 months’ time his party will be given the biggest political kicking by the public that anyone’s ever seen.
The chinese, just like all other countries, would just humour Brown; absolutely nobody’s listening to him. Even his own MPs are telling him to fuck off and stop being such a twat.
Jowell’s subtext of her recent class-war remark about brown was basically “Gordon, you’re a fucking moron who just wants to start a civil war to shore up your “core vote” purely so you don’t get below 10% in the election – shut the fuck up and piss off before you do any more damage.”
Brown, in Parliament, basically said “you’re too posh to lead the people. All posh people are scum.” to cameron, and that was totally ignored by the BBC.
Now, what would happen in the BBC if Cameron had stood up in parliament and said to Brown “you’re too common to lead the people. All poor people are worthless scum” ?
“and that in about 5 months’ time his party will be given the biggest political kicking by the public that anyone’s ever seen”
Such complacency could be misplaced. In Labours best case scenario, avoiding a major calamity and possibly with a new leader, the Conservatives current poll lead could shrink. Throw in vote rigging and the dirtiest smear campaign for many years, the unthinkable is still out there.
Do NOT, i repeat, NOT relax your guard.
Not voting Labour is not the same as voting Conservative.
The Conservatives are failing to give people positive reasons to vote for them.
I hope that will be corrected; I fear that it won’t.
They will in time for making the choice, be assured of that.
512 – Perhaps this could be the first (?) British General Election in which we all decided whom/which Party we weren’t voting for.
Nothing on this Earth, or, possibly, even out of it, would get me to vote for Labour/New Labour… at the moment, NOTHING persuades me to vote for Non-Tory/New-Conservatives. I am, in all likelihood going to ‘waste my vote’ by voting UKIP (Here, it’s ‘Vote UKIP, and let the Lib-Dems in…’): why? Because UKIP appear most clearly to represent what I think, believe, and wish.
On Election-day, it might look like a ‘wasted vote’, but my vote will at least stand for all those who have ‘reluctantly’ and ‘against their better judgement’ voted for ‘the Devil you know’. Mine will have been cast against that Devil!
512 Moley – dead right.
Indeed, in describing himself as ‘heir to Blair’, Cameron has given a positive reason NOT to vote Tory. I wish it were not so, but it is.
Seems his ambition is to be all style and no substance. At a time when we need a leader of gravitas and wisdom, it is a terrible betrayal of Britain.
So this year we have lost wacko Jacko and a wacky Pak*
Lets hope that 2010 brings about the demise of wacko Jocko
This will be his year! And hopefully the rejection of the Morbid one will be so devastating that he will be compelled to take his won life.
McJonah has never genuinely “won” anything in his miserable life
His PHD was just cock waffle aimed at Jock lefy academic Fabians
He was given a seat populated by tartan clad apes armed with a vote
Blair GAVE him the poisoned chalice he wasnt elected
Fuck me ,the hapless hoon couldnt even play rugby without his eyeballs falling out
I really do hope that he does indeed take his own life
Lol…pure poetry there Beast…
correction beast, gordon brown has won the ‘spastic of the decade’ award.
I am going to hand deliver his certificate and gold star to downing street next week.
Is that going to be your first blog post?
(flapflapflap) (droppp) (skre-eeeeeee!) AIRDELIVERY!!!
Put the fucking rubbish out you feathered fuck!
Chinese proverb say. Top many smuggrers, solve transprant waiting rist.
Simples.
Please don’t say “simples”
I makes you sound like a cnut
Police hunt motorist who blew up speed camera with a BOMB
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1239149/Police-hunt-motorist-blew-speed-camera-BOMB.html
For once, I hope the plod fail to catch their man.
Just looks like a lightning strike to me.
So God doesn’t like speed Cameras either.
In my experience, he hates the fuckers!
Its just an overworked flashbulb !
The orange speed camera looks fucked what state is the “yellow” one in ?
Hours of fun
http://www.speedcam.co.uk/gatso2.htm
I found this link very amusing !
Really cheered me up looking at all those cooked Gatso’s. We should offer bounties to help spread the destruction of these tax points.
Direct action seems to be the only way, high time to sort out the other highway robbers as well, the Government sanctioned wheel clampers.
and the charity muggers min*areted neighbourhood collection points.
Fucking funny Still laughing now
Hey and what a great way to get rid of unwanted car tyres !
I regularly drive past the Batheaston Gatso (just outside Bath) and this is one of the only cameras I know that moves (stand corrected if wrong). There are at least two locations it can be placed in. One day it can be in one place and then they dig it up and move it to the second location to catch people out. This is why this camera location is so hated.
The dual carriageway has a straight road and crash barriers in the centre. The 50mph is a joke
Amused me no end. Congrats to the people involved. I would support speed cameras if they were genuinely in place for road safety & to prevent accidents but they’re not – they’re purely there as cash cows.
If they catch him then I advise him to go for a trial by jury. I wouldn’t convict him under any circumstances.
Blowing up speed cameras is an act of good citizenship.
I heard they spontaneously combust ?
Plod take cuts in their revenue stream very seriously. Shame they don’t give a toss about rape, murder & burglary.
” Hang “on Isn’t taking heroin to china A bit like taking sand to saudi arabia ?
After all china gave opium to the world !
Wasn’t there a Boxer Rebellion when the Chinese got sick of some money-grubbing Jocks dealing opium?
Yes they all switched to yfronts
Opium wars.
Opium, which was not prohibited in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, was smuggled by merchants from British India into China in defiance of Chinese prohibition laws. Open warfare between Britain and China broke out in 1839. Further disputes over the treatment of British merchants in Chinese ports resulted in the Second Opium War.
China was defeated in both wars leaving its government having to tolerate the opium trade.
Might explain why the Chinese currently take great offence at the outbursts of Milliband, maybe they suspect deja vu.
Maybe if millitwat and Lie-Bore knew their history as you, do they might have got somewhere !
Time for an apology, perhaps!
Not now Cato!
good point.
the only reason the chinese murdered this person was because the communist party are the main heroin distributors in china and they don’t want any other smack dealers working on their patch.
innit.
3 birrion of us, one of you pirrock.
Justy like normal people get punished for mugging others yet the state allows itself special priviledges in this regard.
How come our beloved BBC are not giving unbiased reporting about the P-akistani Drug smuggler. They think the Chinese are wrong, they think they are the voice of Britain, I have not met one person who thinks the Chinese are wrong. What has the Pa-kistani government said about the matter?
The gulf between government and governed has never been wider in post-democratic Britain.
Cl**kson was complaining the other day about the lack of any road traffic rules in Bolivia, as if he found the absence of government there a terrifying thing.
The observed facts were that drivers of motor vehicles managed rather well without them, using a tradition of roadside grave markers to signal places where the greatest caution should be exercised.
Government is neither inevitable, nor unavoidable.
JC just said he did not understand the rules, you’ve made all that up.
OT
Notice how the BBC chooses to continue to report the Christian genocide in Southern Sudan. Mustn’t upset the religion of peace by pointing out that the 1.5 million people killed in the ‘war’ were made up of roughly 1,499,900 unarmed black Christians and animists and 100 Muslim troops killed in RTAs.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8433738.stm
Oh, and the ‘famine’ wasn’t a natural disaster either. Bob-fucking-Geldorf. It was a scorched earth war against it’s own citizens by the religion of peace.
The plucky BBC only gets exercised by genocides in Sudan when its arab muslims killing black muslims. Otherwise it’s a ‘war’.
They really are a bunch of c u n t s.
Have Your Say service not available
We are having serious technical problems with the Have Your Say software which our engineers are working to fix.
We hope to restore the service as soon as possible.
We apologise for any inconvenience.
Hope the same problem does not occur on election night.
and if you are planning on asking Gordon a question in the leaders debate
could you please submit it by the end of the year ? thank you !
this has nothing to do with giving Gordon and his spin doctors 6 months to fabricate an answer !
My old mum who peruses the BBC teletext service told me a month ago that the teletext letters page had been removed due to, as she remarked “All those letters saying Mr Brown was a right c’unt”
She’s a game old girl.
An example of what GF is likely to have available on his Stats package.
Last 30 hits:
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More like
198.60.38.198 hpux12x.parliament.uk
(Parliaments server)
What The Fuck Is This ???????
Anyone Got An Enigme machine ?
Perhaps if I have another drink that will all make sense?
The ability of Team Guido to track all contributors for the insane posts, post by post. The static IP address labels don’t change. So I can only conclude he is relaxed about having the lonely looney tunes on here posing in multiple guises for their own mindless gratification.
Oh Ok ! Thats My cover blown !
Looks like your conclusion may be correct.
What do you propose to do about it?
Bullshit Baffles Brains. Just because you can’t handle playing second fiddle to Bottom Boy, and are obviously consumed by raging psittaphobia, you want to appoint yourself arbiter of who gets to post on this blog. Don’t you think that’s what Guido gets paid for?
Not my call at all.
I heard recently that, on average, Gordon Brown receives two turds in the post each week.
What I want to know is, who’s sending the other one?
your claim does not add up sir. I am personally sending grendel brown a turd every single day.
so my seven turds plus the two you mention mean he is infact receiving seven turds a week. it may be a dirty protest but if we have to fill 10 downing street with human faeces to get rid of the c’unt then that is what we will have to do.
correction: my seven turds plus the other two turds brown gets sent in the post every week mean ofcourse that grendel brown is receiving at least nine turds a week in the post.
He only gets two? I get hundreds.
The Downie award for best speech of 2009:
**APPLAUSE**
‘Devalued prime minister’ ?
If he was offered up on eBay I don’t think we’d get higher that 1p.
devalued hannan, why is he still in the tory part of communists, self seekers and eu stooges?
why are you not in ukip danielL
not a big enough gravy train for you?
How Match of the Day is due to announce the exectution of Akmal Shaikh,
“Poor defensive play from Akmal Shaikh, the appeal for foul play with mind games was not upheld.”
“Fantastic style from the Chinese, dispensing of their opponent with brilliant execution!”
Prime Minister
I condemn the execution of Akmal Shaikh in the strongest terms, and am appalled and disappointed that our persistent requests for clemency have not been granted. I am particularly concerned that no mental health assessment was undertaken.
At this time our thoughts are with Mr Shaikh’s family and friends and I send them our sincere condolences.
http://www.number10.gov.uk/Page21912
Our Condolences? Who is this OUR?
I hope Gordon does not mean the people of Britain who mostly are in favour of what the Chinese have done.
Well, the idiot is not speaking on my behalf…… kudos to the Chinese for basically telling our Great Leader to keep his nose out of it !!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1239051/LEO-McKINSTRY-Sorry-join-liberal-wailing-heroin-traffickers-deserve-die.html
If Prezza had spoke up for him he’d have been hung drawn and quartered (Shaik I mean).
Plenty meat on prezza …….. as an alleged bulimic I have my doubts he vomited anything up!!
he vomits on to a plate then recycles it with a spoon !
Thats the last time i buy chips off that slantie eyed c*nt !
Do not do the lottery this week….you will lose that as well!!
Are you perhaps confusing race with nationality?
Check this out !
http://boycottscotland.com/
Gordon Brown “At this time our thoughts are with Mr Shaikh’s family and friends”
one would assume that some of the accused’ “friends” may be drugs dealers
It was nice of Gordon to think of us at this difficult time !
after all we did lose 2 kilo’s of heroin
but he did say china was an oppertunity for all buisness !
Paddy: I’m thinking about drinking a little tonight too. It might make my pain pills work better.
Murphy: Isn’t there a “do not take with alcohol” warning on your pill bottle?
Paddy: It’s okay, I took it off
Chinese Foreign Ministry urges UK government to go and fuck itself…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8433554.stm?ls
Enjoy…
I must say I’m beginning to warm to these Chinese.
Nice one! ‘Correct your mistakes’ – priceless! A polite way of saying ‘Go fuck yourself Gordon – and your party of c’nts’.’
Prezza will like this!
Funny how perverse regimes, whether Nazi Germany, Peoples Republic of China etc., etc., all look the same! but I bet this bunch of fuckers prove a lot more of a problem in the future.
I’d be careful what you say mate, we will need the chinks and the russkies to cleanse the world of the fucking lady stoners before long
not just yet, the nwo nazis – bankers/royals and their puppet politicians have done a deal for global enslavement.
think hitler and japans plan to carve up the world between them
Some great “hardware” on show at 1 minite ish.
I went to the Al-Qaeda Christmas party,no music,no dancing,no drinking-but it was the fastest game of pass-the-parcel ever.
1/prezza is a disgusting piece of shit.
2/will everyone now realize that the uk is the laughing stock of the globe?
gordon appealled?
the chinese took our £50 million-then told him to fook off!
we should tell him to fook off pronto!!!!!!!!!!
http://toryardvaark.wordpress.com/2009/12/29/drug-addict-mental-patient-creates-a-bit-of-a-rift-with-the-chinese/
BBC reports Mr Miliband saying:
“The tragic deaths of protesters in Iran are yet another reminder of how the Iranian regime deals with protest,”
MR MILIBAND YOU KILLED THIS YEAR AS WELL.
Have we heard anything about that savage attack on a man just trying to get home on the day of a protest?
are there any of you on here who are not actually programmed ?
people have always taken drugs or drank alchohol etc……
we need to look at why people have addictions instead of condemning them.
the facts are that many more people die from cigs and booze than so-called hard drugs.
the chinese quote about 26,000 people dying was propaganda……..and most on the bbc/daily mail and here just accept it like robots……..there are many people on heroin who lead normal working lives and are not piss soaked cretins.
millions of ‘E’s are taken every weekend……………more people die each year playing cricket than from taking them!
i do not take drugs but if one is over 18 then we should be allowed to take whatever we want.
it is called choice!!!!!!!!
most of you on here bang on about labour being like the stasi yet you are unwittingly the same……….ban anything you dont like!
like you all i know about this case is what i read in the papers………so i havent jumped to a knee jerk reaction………….
what we really need is to look at why we have certain laws in THIS country and decide if they really are appropriate or actually for our benefit?
now did you all go to the sales like you were told? to keep the economy going?
where do you think all your hard earned went?
where was that tv made? those jeans? those xmas socks?
yep…all from china……………..and they just told us to fuck off and mind our own business……………..
so lets sort out this country now.for the right reasons and not because someone told us it was good for us!
Sounds to me like you could do with some drugs, and fucking calm down a bit.
Its not what drugs you take, its where you take them, taking them to China is not a wise choice. You have got to admire the Chinese sense of humour, the punishment for drug smuggling is a lethal injection of drugs.
whats the fate for shirt rifting
A lethal injection of borrocks presumably
…light up lectum!
that is very funny!!!!!!!!
What a load of cockwaffle. The Peoples Republic executed a drug trafficing piece of low life vermin and in doing so probably saved the UK taxpayer a fortune in the long run. Gordon Brown should be thanking them. He took the risk for the big money but got caught. What a shame but he wont be doing that again and any other drug smuggling scum who fancy their chances will certainly think twice. If they dont the PRC will have another bullet with their name on it.
can’t we make the ground on which parliament stands chinese territory so the thieving Hoons in their can get some real justice
we do NOT know all the facts..just what we are told………….
posting as ted bundy?
now that is an odd thing to do…..
do you really know some of the things he did?
Yeah, we get all sorts on here, serial killers, tat….etc etc.
RAAAAAARRKK!!! (ting)
Wiki on Ted Bundy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Bundy
What?!! “more people die each year playing cricket than from taking them!” ?
As a cricket Mum who makes teas for the local cricket club I find myself perplexed by your comment.
What are they dying of for goodness sake?!!
Not our cooking I hope ?
Worry not Nell – I believe the main cause of cricket deaths is my opening partners batting. I am forced to take speed before batting to avoid going into a boredom induced coma at the crease (which strangely enough was also the excuse given by Lord Fondlebum on one occasion).
They are dying of boredom. It’s dangerous even to mention cricket. I just did but I think I got away with it.
It’s the Chinese you need to talk to. Why don’t you nip over there and give them a lecture on why it is they should allow foreigners to smuggle drugs into their country.
It may be wise to read some history on the Chinese Opium wars and the Boxer Rebellion first.
Well, I don’t know what any other fucker thinks, but IMNSHO killing drug traffickers is a tentative step in the right direction. Typical Toady programme onesidedness this morning, all wailing about his human rights, blah blah blah.
The geezer was carrying kilos of drugs in a country where 50 grams is enough to get you executed. END OF!!!
BTW why does anyone called ‘British’ on the BBC have a name like Abdul Sheikh or whatnot? Is it just me?
no its not just you mate he was no more british than adolf
or Dick Sniffin.
I logged on to AlJaBeeba’s web site to have my say about how I approve of the Chinese killing drug dealers.
Imagine my surprise when I got this:
Have Your Say service not available
We are having serious technical problems with the Have Your Say software which our engineers are working to fix.
We hope to restore the service as soon as possible.
We apologise for any inconvenience.
Yeah, right, why am I totally unsurprised by this? Is it perhaps possible that an overwhelming number of people think drug dealers should be killed and that therefore AlJaBeeba have closed down Have Your Say?
thats the standard response when the bbc trolls cant cope with the weight of public opinion. It is the most pc and controlled ‘opinion’ site
Court of Public Opinion?
Try this link and fill yer boots:
Drug Dealers Must Die
It was roaring along earlier (I posted this up at No. 139 approx 11am) so maybe it falls over occasionally so that the BBC have a chance to “restore balance” (AKA dissuade, edit or delete some comments)?
pretty overwhelming odds for the anti british broadcasting association to spin against – but i’m sure they’ll manage it
Yep, they are; the BBC online article is headed:
“British Anger at China Execution”
Oh?
And their correspondent in China, Chris Hogg, says:
“It’s interesting to see what ordinary Chinese citizens are saying on the discussion boards. Most of these websites are state-controlled and subject to censorship but overwhelmingly the comments on those discussion sites are supportive of the Chinese government’s decision.”
A bit like the UK, Chris, eh? Any chance of you reporting that?
You’d have a better chance of it being reported in North Korea.
How does it feel to be so out of touch Chris?
Tosser
Someone out there help Chris Hogg discover what the UK’s government controlled websites are saying! Email him at:
chris.hogg@bbc.co.uk
Remember the BBC is socialist. It therefore does the oposite of what it’s name says.
BBC News = things the UK state wants you to believe.
A word perfect description of the role played by the BBC…
Most of these websites are state-controlled and subject to censorship but overwhelmingly the comments on those discussion sites are supportive of the Chinese government’s decision.”
To Max.
Tried the link but no joy,after a while it came up with bad gateway.
Thanks anyway.
Try again now; it’s back up as of 10.20am (ie when I checked)!
O/T iran is trying to smuggle 1,350 TONS of urainium from Kazakhstan !
Well we better invade quick then
we must have at least 50 troops we could send to that one Gordon !
We’ll take a short detour and sort out Yemen on our way to Iran.
Don’t worry. The Navy’s here!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-451813/Mr-Bean-stranded-home-losing-passport.html
Haven’t you heard? gordon’s axing the navy and the RAF in order to pay for those mythical helicopters he’s ‘sending’ to Afghanistan in 2013 and 2016.
No credible Navy or RAF is going to be left to fight any real and necessary wars that might arise in the future.
Even HMS Conqueror would sail over some heads.
It’s all in the dossier, so it must be true.
Here’s a link that fleshes out this story.
The 1350 tons figure refers to ‘yellowcake’ Uranium, rather than ore-bearing rocks or metallic Uranium.
As they used to say on Crimewatch: “Don’t have nightmares.”
CCTV stills show man handing over case filled with toxic shocks:
Handover
And second man duped into accepting it:
Hopeless Case
The British government has decided to do nothing about it.
Can someone ban the economy-bomber from entering the UK?
But who will supply us with our recreational needs at BBC Centre if we start being nasty to drug dealers?
4 Kilos of top grade smack. He told the chins it wasn’t to sell, just for personal use.
The nice gentlemen obliged him.
Whoever gets his organs is in for one hell of a rush.
Thanks for the tip Ray.
Be fair, he had supporting evidence. He produced Bullingdon Georgies consumption records for the last ten years to prove that 4kg would only last a week.
That Euro prostitute Nick Clegg is saying that this is Why Britain should be in Europe as the Chinks won’t listen to Gordon Brown but they is shit scared of Baroness Cathy Ashton.
It would be funny, so funny but Fucking Euro Dave Cameron agrees with him.
The Only hope for our Country now lies with UKIP (or the B&P)
All three major parties want to sell out to a European super state.
With limited resources and standing this Liebore government needs to pick its battles more intelligently. In 24 hours they have squabbled with China and Iran; China has probably decided to stop buying UK gilts for the time being and the Iranians are lining up to punch Millipede’s face (as reported by Brown Broadcasting Crap HERE).
I suggest they concentrate their efforts over the next five months on:
a) Following Susan Boyle on Twitter
b) Supporting various no hoper X Factor contestants
c) Shredding documents
Just a thought.
Tony Blair old shredder is burnt out. Far too much was expected of it in disposing of the financially incriminating documentation.
Don’t forget they must also concentrate their efforts over the next five months in maxing out their expenses claims as most of them will have no prospect of any income after the next GE unless like prezza they can find some other fool to support them.
A well deserved mocking message to New Labour: – “Your History”
Good find.
would it not be “You’re History”?
As in You Are History, rather than This History is Yours?
/pedant.
Talking of nutters…..
I reckon you would get off a death sentence in China, no problem.
dont be a kunt!
the browns lost a child-jennifer jane.
labour must be so proud of you.
A middle aged physical defectives sperm applied by turkey baster is not my idea of an immaculate conception.
What I don’t understand is why those pictures of the knicker bomber’s underpants do not show any signs of burning or skid marks.
Weren`t the flames supposed to be shooting above head height from his nether regions? I am sure most peeps would shit themselves if that were the case and I am sure that their knickers would be at least a tad scorched.
We are expected to believe all the evidence displayed by the dependable CIA. There is far too much about this particular case that feels wrong. All power to the Internet for the ability to share information. There are Conspiracy Loons, and far fetched essays on total bolloxs. This accepted, it still feels wrong somehow.
Skidmarks – he had a colon stuffed with a bottle full of liquid initiator. No room for shit in the lower bowel. Chances are, he also tested positive for immodium.
Burnmarks – the fuel was taped to his upper thigh, according to the Dutchman. Fire burns upwards, due to convection. He remained sitting until tackled and doused.
Nice use of the word “tackled”
De-tackled even?
Deeply, deeply sick in every way.
But funny.
So what is Prezza’s purpose in cosying up to China?
Is it to bring something useful to the UK like those two pandas that Ted Heath brought from China to the London Zoo, in 1974, during his period as China’s most favourite UK politician?
Or is it, perhaps, prezza’s way of finding a new, generous trough to replace his old MP’s trough that will come to an end at the next GE?
Trough replacement therapy. He will struggle to join any Financial Institution as a Director or Consulatant. What else is there for him? There can be few opportunities for a dishonest, violent, feckless, adulterous, addict with a food control issue.
Nick Soames PPS?
Easy one. A discount of 20% on takeaways at the Mr Chu China Palace in Hull plus free prawn balls on Wednesdays. What makes you think it’s more complex?
Maybe – but on that logic he could have big competition…
“I’m Bullingdon Davy
Please pass me the gravy
My snouts very deep in the trough
I shoot off my gob
Like a huge Tory snob
In a vain attempt to seem so tough
I’m Dave, Dave etc………”
No, Anon, I think your lot won on that one.
Assume you are referring to Labour – not my lot.
And your lot are?
This is why our streets are over run with Criminals, and you don’t want to go out at night, and when you are a victim of crime you just can not be bothered to contact the police because they will not do anything about it as it is, “A waste of our time and yours.” That is a direct quote from an officer in Reading at a business burglary, they just could not be bothered.
So here in the UK we talk about zero tolerance, and how we might have to do it, but what sort of zero tolerance would we do? The minute someone came up with a lame excuse, oh he in mentally handicapied, we would just let him go.
The individual was fit enough to get on a plane going to China, carry suite cases, buy or get bought for him a ticket. He was able to answer the questions at check in, hand over a passport, so he was fit enough to know, that going to China was a BIG move, with a BIG culture shock.
One less idiot in the food chain!
Stay off the vodka and if you ever fuck up like this when you’re on duty as SarahBrown10 then you’re fuckin’ finished pal.
Send a gunboat to China with Gordon at the helm
(there again with that tosser on the bridge I doubt if it would get past the isle of wight!)
We have all the administration and support staff for hundreds of Capital ships and support craft. Trouble is we just don’t have any ships left. 27 to patrol the World’s seas
Fuck M
We are patrolling ok but haven’t passed our Intervention Exams; the cap’n is still trying to sort out the risk assessment before we can do that.
Gordon can do it (in his dreams), Courage!
Will this gentleman’s full medical records be published now?
I understand from webchat in China that the Chinese asked for these but they were not provided by the Foreign Office.
Why would the foreign office hold the medical records of a foreign national?
Yes got it in one because he was a foreign national. The NHS of the UK would not have any records.
Why ain’t the P-akistani and P-olish governments as equally appalled as Gordon pretends to be?
It’s only been two years; the application is still stuck somewhere in NHS records. If the FO was serious it could have obtained his health records by a cursory inspection of dumped CD’s at his local tip or else paid £15 to a Nigerian website to source same.
Have just been told a Russian website can do it for a tenner.
If the Foreign Office really wanted to save this Pakistani drug trafficker (which they didn’t) they could simply have forged his medical records or changed the name on Gordon Browns. The Chinese would then have been convinced he was completely barking mad.
It might be that there are no NHS medical records that prove mental incapability or illness in this man’s case.
This man had travelled the world , poland, china etc Surely that shows a fair degree of capability.
He was undeniably caught carrying around 8.8kg of heroin. (That’s approximately the weight of two exceptionally heavy newborn babies!) . His supporters say he didn’t know what he was carrying. At that weight I think he might have had a good idea.
I wonder what it had been bought for and I wonder what it would have been worth sold at street level in China?
I might not agree with the death penalty but I do believe in national sovereignty. And China , like ourselves, has the right to set it’s own laws. brown does not have the right or the international credibility to dictate to China what laws they may and may not operate.
Indeed as we know from past experience, everytime brown intervenes in any situation, disaster follows. The jonah curse has struck again!
a better ratio is 9 bags of sugar
it was worth £250,000
and Brown and his muppets have made 27 representations to the chinese about this case
and you can well imagin the chinese getting very pissed off at having to justify their laws to a second rate government with very little law and order in their own country and who’s laws are made by unelected suits in a far off land !
Yes! Absolutely!!!
Why Would the Chinese care about gordon’s and militwit’s views???
What the fuck does it matter what records were held in the UK?
The man had not been living in the UK.
What is worth knowing is his mental state at the time of the alleged offence.
This is something only the Chinese would have been able to assess.
Two years later, they justify his killing by saying there was no “record” of mental illness, and with no psychiatric opinion having been sought.
Because the Chinese did not assess it psychiatrically.
Insanity tends not to be something bragged about by those afflicted. Lack of insight is a diagnostic criterion for psychotic illness. The Chinese have prepared a diplomatic case worthy of Heller.
It has been reported that the man was unaware of his sentence until informed yesterday by his family. If this is true, how confident can anyone be that he was fit to stand trial, given the internationally recognised criterion that the accused must be able to follow the proceedings of the court?
You show a naive lack of understanding about the world you live in.
You need to get out of the labour foreign office , travel, and live a bit.
Suggest you don’t traffic drugs across the world whilst you are doing it as you will find there are a surprising number of countries who operate the death penalty for drug trafficking and drug abuse. That is their legal right, under national soveriegnty.
Britiain under gordon has become a country of ridicule and of no consequence so the view of this government , internationally, is of no value. Why would you think otherwise? gordon has trashed us with the rest of the world.
You just have to be realistic and come out of denial.
Why is it that when ever one of these British drug trafficking parasites gets their collar felt overseas it’s never a fair cop. Their either mentally ill, feeble mindedly stupid, or had the drugs planted on them. The other excuse is they didn’t know what they were carrying or some big boys told them to do it and subsequently ran away. This idiot knew what he was doing, wanted the money and took the risk. The gamble failed and he paid the price.
You would have thought Gordon Brown would have better things to do then waste his time on this worthless guilty individual.
I guess it depends on whether he thinks there’s votes in it.
Absolutely bang on the button. The Government never gets involved in the case of the Bulgarian Police issue with the young Scouse lad. Oh no, they have to stick their nose into a drug mule that has spent a bit of time here. Not born here, not assimilated here, and then fucked off elsewhere for long periods. Like fox hunting, a very convenient distraction. The sweaty bastard deserved the death sentence. If he was bi-polar, then why would we have had the medical records? He wasn’t one of us.
Lived on every non-polar continent, none of my siblings have common nationality, served in two armies, wasted medical career helping impoverished foreigners.
Naive.
According to “Nell”.
Naivety comes in all shapes and sizes.
Drop into a magistrates’ court when thousands of cases of non-payment of Council Tax are scheduled for a single hearing.
Most of those summonsed will, rightly, not attend because they don’t dispute the debts. The bewildered and the awkward squad will turn up and waste everybody’s time.
There may be a few cases where payment is legally not due and the alleged defaulter must prove it.
The magistrates won’t have a clue about the legal niceties and will rely entirely on the advice of the court clerk. The farce culminates in a win for whoever has the better gift of the gab out of the accused (rarely legally represented because of the costs thereby involved) and the official from the charging authority.
Not exactly a life-and-death matter like, for instance, the thousands of routine occurrences of agonising, slow and degrading death by infections such as c diff in murderously filthy hospitals; but similarly indicative of the widespread absence of the application of natural justice here at home. Tripe at caviar prices.
The only question worth asking is the real reason why Brown and the usual suspects have adopted the yapping chihuahua, crouching hyena stance over a drug-runner legally executed by the most powerful nation on earth.
@ albacore
+claps+
@13eastie
The despatched criminal dealt in death (drugs) in a country where the penalty for trafficking is death, case closed and good riddance.
Leftie twittering about dead criminal’s so-called mental condition is exactly what one expects from McSnot-eater and the rest of his treasonous low life tribe.
Bone-headed fuck-wittery is evidently thriving on Christmas leftovers here…
This site’s window-licking brethren do provide some entertainment from time to time, but the celebration here by some of a person’s deliberate killing is pitiful.
Nobody here can pretend to know the extent of Sheikh’s guilt or fitness to stand trial. Only a fucking idiot could confidently suggest that execution were the sole sensible approach to this man’s alleged offence.
Meanwhile, in the sane world, capital punishment is impossible to justify on any grounds, which might well be why it continues to be practised mainly by governments hell-bent on avoiding answering to their people. N.B. the Islamic countries so despised by many of the same posters here that obtusely constitute today’s baying mob.
(Guido’s comments are particularly curious, given that Fawkes was the only gunpowder plotter that “failed” to take his own punishment like a man).
China itself has an oppressive, backward and barbarous government, chronically and abjectly lacking self-confidence, and utterly deserving of all our scorn. As far as China is concerned, you’re either with Two-Banjoes or you’re against him…
“The degree of civilisation in a society can be judged by entering its prisons” Fyodor Dostoyevsky
..or, if you prefer:
“The degree of civilisation in a society can be judged by entering its prisons” paraphrased by Winston Churchill
If, on the other hand, you’re the kind of dumb fuck who’s never actually seen someone die and you’re just spouting a load of shit, read George Orwell’s eye-witness account.
Oh do fuck off bedwetter. I can think of 400 people that I would pay to watch die.
If they put hanging the likes of Brown on SKY TV then I’d buy a fucking subscription.
Oh. And I’ve seen plenty of people die. Most of ‘em on the same day.
So if you want to organise a subscription only execution by tossing Osama Bin Laden out of a helicopter then put me first on the list.
If you’ve seen a healthy man expire violently at the hands of another, I’ve already qualified my post for you.
Why are you pissing your pants?
(And then calling me “bedwetter”?)
Why are you getting yourself so worked up over a dead drug trafficker? A worthless piece of excrement put out of his miserable unproductive life by a kind Chinese Doctor. Think of it as a kindly mercy killing and a once in a lifetime opportunity for him to start afresh with a clean slate.
Why bother arguing with a reactionary Daily Mail twat who’s seen 911 on TV!!!
He’s clearly an idiot.
What do you expect here? Compassion? Humanity? When there’s money to be made?
It’s moral to make money, immoral to extort it.
Give us a blow job for a fiver, or i’ll smash yer face in.
Exactly. Extortion is wrong.
Plus your cock is too small.
So the fiver interests you at least?
Fucking sizeist!
I’ve seen someone die, in fact Ive seen many victims who have been murdered. I support capital punishment.
have you checked that you used roll when wiping your butterscotch?
The more murderers, terrorists, rapists and drug dealers you execute, the better the state of the prisons will be for the lesser crims. And Gordon would keep more money in his treasury. Simples.
In order to encourage Sino/Anglo relations we will send tiger penis soup for your Mr Milliband to help with his reproductive organ failure.
We can also sell him a child to go with the two Americans that he bought,
Ours are smaller, cheaper
Wen Jiao
Well Jaffas are an Isr**li invention
And unlike other adoption agencies it is known that you can also supply spare parts in case of faults developing.
We demand the right to be reunited with our beloved cousins organs.
It gets even worse…The BBC are now saying that the Pa-kista-ni drug smuggler was an EU citizen. They have now escalated it from British to EUish (in their eyes). Tell you what if any twat calls me a Citizen of the EU then I will TWAT them.
The BBC also say this is the first EU citizen to be executed by China in the last 50 years. Scuze me BBC but the EU has not been in existence for 50 years.
Plus the Dude was a P.ak-I, not British not even European.
Why anyone should pay their state Telly tax beggars belief, except if you live in China where tax evasion results in a bullet in the head (take note British MPs).
like you say Asian born lived here for a bit
then realised what a shit hole Lie-Bore have made of this country
so took the better option of going to live rough on the streets of Poland
then when poland joined the EUSSR decided to emigrate to live on the streets of China !
can’t have been that mad can he ?
To 645.
Well what do you expect from the Broon Broadcasting Conspiracy.
Totally agree with what you say,I feel the same,I am an English subject not an EUSSR citizen,they can stuff that bullshit up their world order arseholes.
The individual the chinese executed was born in Pakistan,yes he might have a status of being able to claim to being British via a piece of paper but that is far from the documented evidence of being born here.
Your point of the Beeboids calling him an EUSSR citizen is perfectly valid relative to the first one to be executed in 50 years requires some explanation.
I understand he was 53 yrs,so by my reckoning he was born in 1956 in Pakistan,how the hell the Beeboids square that circle with the EUSSR beats me,actually it does’nt on reflection seeing that they employ a bunch of overpaid jobs for the boys numpties who dont seem to be able to get their brain in gear before they open their gobs.
Finally,McMental,Millibannana and the spokesman Ivananov Lewis should have realised that China as an independent country has an absolute right to determine their own laws and enforce them and we have no rights whatsoever to attempt to get them to sing to our tune.
My thoughts on this are that it is little more than Liebour attempts to court the muslim votes.
Guido.
Whats with the moderation?.
Please tell me exactly which words are wrong?.
Will post this on old holborne,bet it isn’t moderated.
Over to you.
Actually, let’s be fair here….this is a pretty unmoderated site. There are plenty of fucks and cocks, a fair few bastards and people have even found a way of getting around the c’unt ban. My guess is that Guido has un-modded a lot of words that his modding software would automatically filter out, but has left a few of the rarer, more bizarre ones….and added a few of his own just to keep the loonies from swamping the site with their propaganda.
As an observation I would say that if that is so, then it has not worked.
Get used to it Pal.
I have.
Woof woof!
A drunk man goes to the bar and says ‘I was sick on myself what shall a tell my wife?’
The bar man says, ‘put £20 in your pocket and say, a man was sick on me and gave me £20 for the dry cleaning bill’
So the man went home and said to his wife ‘a man was sick on me so he gave me £20 for dry cleaning bill’
His wife said, ‘There’s £40 there?’
He said ‘That’s from the guy who shit in my pants!’
UK state organ still leading with ‘British Anger at China Execution’ when, before they spiked the comments it was manifest that the British were either a) totally indifferent or b) totally supportive.
It’s beyond a joke. Gobby jackass PM and state mouthpiece pissing off the Chinese so they can then blame ‘em when they refuse to buy our debt.
The economy has collapsed because the Chinese won’t buy our IOUs. Because we were cross about the execution of a ‘British’ citizen. No, you disingenuous fuckers. The reason they’re not buying our IOUs is ‘cos you’re simply printing the money to redeem ‘em. They’re devaluing faster than the interest rate.
But it will all be presented as a Chinese reaction to the UK government’s championing of the ‘human rights’ of one of our ‘citizens’.
It is yet another sign of panic in the Bunker. They have nothing good to report so they latch onto a ‘uman interest’ story. Sad fact is, that even if the accused, convicted and now executed was young caucasian with a fabulous sports record the appeals would have been easier to understand. Yet still people would accept that the Chinese had a right to protect their own Borders. Something our communists would never consider important. The fact it was an alien from Innitstan didn’t exactly help NuLabour’s cause.
British people should not worry about dead drugs man. We have already broken him for spare parts just like old Ford Sierra.
Nor the fact that both Brown & Millibrand had recently managed to insult & offend the Chinese govt. The guy’s fate was sealed once Gordon stuck his oar in, telling the Chinese what they should do.
Oh dear! It’s all unravelling for Barrymore Obama. It seem our pal thunderpants wasn’t on a “watchlist” despite British entry bans, and the father’s visit to the US embassy warning them of the boy’s truancy.
I wouldn’t be holding any pool parties if i were you Bub.
Best related gag I heard so far was ….
Face it, if you were an American working at the US embassy in Yemen who received a letter starting
‘I am an extremely wealthy Nigerian banker…..’
How far would you read it before you tossed it in the garbage.
That is actually amusing.
Unqualified.
Excellent observational skills sir! And funny.
Ha,ha, and it is a respectable bank, unlike some I could mention over here, time to change the stereotype?, they have tossed us in the….. well just tossed us, but they are all perfectly respectable still, so I am told.
Sir, I resent that insinuation. If you e-mail me your bank details, i will deposit proof of our fidelity as Switzerlands most valued customers.
http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-280470.0.html
will I have to show the plums at the airport?
“Home-made chutney is probably one of the most useful savoury accompaniments to have in the cupboard”
Breaking news: British airways have with immediate effect banned the wearing of “Y” fronts on all their aircraft
From now on anyone wearing “Y” fronts will have to remove them at check in and dispose of them in the bin with lighters,bottled water, scissors etc.
Then you will be allowed to fly But only if you sit on a towel !
St Michael says; Warning! may not contain nuts.
We’ve got an easier answer – ban all flying. We like banning things. That’ll stuff Bin Liner and his beardie mates. Couple of bonuses as well – save all that aggro over the third runway at Heathrow, and stop all the plebs leaving nasty carbon footprints all over the sky.
Not a bad thought this, I remember reading somewhere once that when they grounded all the planes on and after 911 there was a dramatic reduction in pollution?
http://toryardvaark.wordpress.com/2009/12/29/sarah-brown-drowns-her-sorrows-mores-the-pity-that-she-didnt-drown-her-husband/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1239027/Gordon-Brown-accused-ducking-election-death-Labour-MP-David-Taylor.html
So gordon is not going to hold a bi-election in NW Leics because he fears labour will crash and he will be seen a failure.
What a coward gordon is , and how he runs from any sort of election!!
Well gordon you are only months away from defeat – I’m hoping that defeat is going to be devastating both for you , a totally failed mp, chancellor and pm and for labour , the worst government this country has ever, ever had.
An old uncle of mine who fought his way through WW2 , in a conversation today , made a comment that I agree with totally.
He said, ‘this government is completely rotten from it’s top to it’s toes’.
So true!!
So does that mean the good people of NW Leics no longer need pay Tax as Brown is happy to leave them without any Representation in Parliament ?
“No Taxation without Representation “
Just signed my dog up for benefits. She should be eligible! She’s black, lazy, can’t speak English and has no idea who her father is.
I’ve got a good idea for a name.
Guy Gibson and his dog would despise these people.,
These worthless people aren’t what he and the WW2 generation fought and died for !!!!
On the contrary nell! Me and the chaps are fighting for the right to call a dog a spade.
That’s fine you do that . But leave Guy Gibson and the honorable , courageous people of WW2 out of it – because you don’t have any right to drag them into your dirty games.
They fought a hard and nasty war with clean courage. Don’t taint their hard-fought and sometimes tragic sacrifices with your cheap politics.
Cheap politics? Have you seen the expense claims of 646 of our finest of the few? Like you nell, my parents and grandparents fought and suffered to make Britain safe from foreign domination.
Gallows humour is the only weapon i have.
As my old Dad would say (RN Mediterranean 41 to 44) you shouldn’t have joined if you can’t take a joke
Your old Dad, and mine, and the lads who died in WW1 and WW2 know what I mean about clean courage!!
The politicians of today, of any colour , and certainly of yours ,have no understanding of what those men and women went through!
And I resent any party trying to use the tragic , desperate experiences of those courageous young people, as a political springboard to power and money!!!
I’m not any party nell. I hate them all equally, not for their beliefs, but for their barefaced hypocritical thieving. All conspired to prance in the fountain of cash bubbling up in the Westminster Spa.
My Dad would have poured scorn on their pantomime whilst facing the enemy with a gag for calming the collywobbles. Like Father, like son i guess.
Funny- NOT – but Baby P’s tormentors were white – ‘nazi believers – educated ‘ by this labour government and drawing benefits fit to keep a prince whilst they drank vodka for breakfast and played internet poker all day as their children starved or were beaten to death.
Anne and Frank have a lot to answer for.
I blame it on the owners.
Ode ‘To A Chinese Earn’
In the Street of a Thousand Arse-holes,
By the sign of ‘The Swinging Tit’,
Lived a ten-bellied Porker, John two-Doles,
Two-timing, two-bogging, Presgitt.
So great was his weight, on his lavvy,
So vast the great cheeks round his crack,
So little his ‘nous’ or his ‘savvy’
He’d break the seat each time he’d cack.
For him Pies were specially invented:
He’d cram them and ram them – pie-crust,
As oft broke as wind freely vented ,
Or Promises – they were as dust.
After Hull, London beckoned for two-John:
An M.P. he shortly became.
‘Giovanni!’, cried Soames, ‘Bring the Mah-Jong!
A G.& T, (my friend’ll have the same!).
Ship’s Steward our John might have once been:
Shop-steward was nearly elected!
Popular? None went to his Cabin,
And even his Agent defected.
Now here he was, equally derided
For dress, accent, Grammar, and thought;
So then it was that he decided,
‘Bar-steward I’ll be!’ So he fought.
When a man lobbed an egg, just like Ali
He threw him one back (‘John’s just John!’)
When Secret’ries began to get pally,
He’d show them just how to get on!
Assuringly though, there was Tracey,
Who seemed to be quite of a go’er.
She made his pulse go really racy
Soon his eyes, hands, and lips were all o’er ‘er.
She never complained, never ‘short-changed’,
Nor ‘demanded’ he dump ‘poor Pauline’.
‘Chipolata? I just call it free-range.
Now hump me: and no Vaseline!’
And so it was ‘Pathfinder’ Prescott,
Was scrabulously ere-long re-fit:
For some it was ‘Two-jags’, or ‘Pressclott’,
Or ‘Two-bogs’, or even ‘Pressclit’.
That’s two reasons not to convert to Islam – not only do they snip the end off your cock, they also ram a stick of dynamite up your jaxi.
I thought it was the other lot who “knicked your pullover”. Do the Mossies do that as well?
They love to cut off all kinds of different bits – clits, hands, heads – you name it
Just caught the tail end of an interview with a pyschiatrist on Sky. Although he has never met or examined the man. It appears the subject was suffering from a delusional personality and severe mood swings. I thought at first he was talking about Gordo but it fact it was Akmal.
I am always leady to hold a bi election
Chinese democlacy velly stlong. Have election evelly night.
How dare they hold a bi election.
It discrimnates against those who are not that way inclined.
Seems Gordon Brown finished this guy off, by making repeated calls to China to try and stop the execution.
The Jona curse at its worst.
Economic growth in Labour’s Noughties was ‘weaker than any decade since the war’
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1239150/Economic-growth-Noughties-weakest-decade-war.html
Now Discount Change in Debt from the Growth…
Recession since 2002.
ok two jags may be up the chinese jackse but at least they execute drug smuggling scum and scuppered the climate w4ankfest. So they are not all bad.
http://toryardvaark.wordpress.com/2009/12/29/gordon-the-courageous/
yep..off topic but it might be relevant..one day.
By the way, I hope you have all heard the ‘song’ that this drug mule (spanner) ‘wrote’.
Funny as Fuck!
‘Night Folks. God Bless .
My only thoughts are with our Lads in Afghanistan!!
Brighton Pavilion Poll:
CON 27% (+4)
LAB 25% (-13)
LD 11% (-5)
GRN 35% (+14)
pb.com
Ooooooooooo……………. The greens
so long as its not Labour I really dont give a shit but 25 fucking % still vote Labour WTF????
I reckon Brighton’s a bit of a one-off on the green vote. I doubt it would transfer nationally, apart from the tactical aspect. The place is a hotbed of media-esque lefties and those young/naive enough to still believe that the world will grow older/wiser with them.
The only viable opposition in my rock solid safe seat is the Christian Alliance.
WTF do i do?
If it’s rock solid then give the God-squadders your vote. It may pay off for you in the long term, should there turn out to be a God – your ballot paper could be your ticket through the pearly gates.
I bow to your wisdom, Oh Goddess.
Thank Christ the ballot papers are numbered and recorded in the Great Book.
Brighton is crumbling into the English channel and is the junkie alchie dead-beat drop kick loser capital of the UK whose high street is renamed Big Issue street and whose population aspires at best to be a dj
WHY DO LABOUR DO WELL IN OPINION POLLS ?
Good poster slogan from the Tories
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/.a/6a00d83451b31c69e20120a78a176e970b-pi
It’s not very catchy, is it? I’ve just looked and have forgotten it already. Plus I think it’s a mistake to have Blair on it. I think some Tories may still be closet admirers. (Dave, for starters…).
You can all fuck off or we will cut your tea supply for starters.
Hear that? now heed it.
We are the masters of the world now.
Don’t drink tea but seeing you have the largest army on the planet and manufacture everyone else’s weapons and items, then yes you have a point in telling us to swivel on it.
We get our tea from India and….. Siry Lanka If you really want to get nasty cut off our supplies of Plasma tvs, chip pans and toastie makers, riots in the street in no time guaranteed, oops what a give away!.
Convenient of the government to forget they are doing the same thing right now. How dare China ignore the fact this man may or may not have been mentally ill (ignoring for the moment just how british this man was), when we took such concideration before deporting a mentally ill man (who is most certainly british) to america to face cyber crime charges.
One did nothing wrong apart from annoy the americans and make them look silly compared with a man the chinese knew for fact was smuggling heroin. Could it be that one is muslim and the other isn’t?
Prescott appears to have an undersize helmet
Detroit terror attack: suspect president of university Islamic society
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/6902785/Detroit-terror-attack-suspect-president-of-university-Islamic-society.html
SHOCK! Not.
Maybe there’s some link between I-slam and Terrorism?
[...] Prezza Becomes China Apologist Chinese culture venerates the wisdom of the aged, that must be why they made John Prescott a Professor of Climate [...] [...]
New Labour reveal candidate for NW leicester by election
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2009/12/29/2009-12-29_escaped_prisoner_craig_lazie_lynch_becomes_internet_sensation_taunting_police_in.html
Apologies to the shires.
Too much xmas spirit.
The Chinese have ALWAYS considered themselves the “MASTER RACE”, with everyone else being classified as barbarians.
This basically puts the rest of the world population as no more than animals to be treated in any manner which is to the advantage of the Chinese.
Why be surprised that they are affronted at the animals daring to criticise any action which they might wish to take?
This is true.
Chinee peasant say “Blit on plane, high as kite. Time to harvest organs”
This has been a great post Guido
stayed right on the button on both topics right through
with plenty of contributions !
see if you can come up with another one for tomorrow !
The economy has suffered its worst decade of growth since the Second World War, figures revealed yesterday.
The findings, which show a far worse performance than under the Tories in the 1990s, raise serious doubts about Labour’s claims to superior handling of the economy during its 13 years in power.
Gross domestic product, which is the country’s total economic output, rose just 1.7 per cent a year in real terms, which means the figures have been adjusted for inflation.
At this low level, the last decade has been Britain’s weakest period of economic expansion of any ten-year period since the 1940s, according to the research based on figures from the Office for National Statistics.
By contrast, in the 1990s, when John Major was in power before being ousted by Tony Blair in 1997, output rose by an average of 2.2 per cent a year.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1239284/Why-Major-years-better-Noughties.html#ixzz0b948pST9
Yes BUT Gordon Brown has “saved” the Global Banking System and the UK economy is on the “up” thanks solely to HIM whereas the Tories would put that all at RISK !!!
These Psychiatrists who never met a man in a Chinese prison cell but were still able to diagnose that he was stark raving bonkers, why are they not able to say the same about Gordon even when they see him on the telly every day? Even if they don’t watch the telly all they have to do is watch one of his Youtube performances to realise that he is certifiable.
Talking of which, Gordon is sending out his New Year’s message today. The BBC are already reporting that Gordon will say this and Gordon will say that. Does he think he’s the bloody Queen or sommert?
WE are totally onside for Labour’s “Historic” 4th Victory under the brilliant and dynamic leadership of Gordon Brown. HE has personally saved the World and ensured the livelihoods of millions of British families. WE LUV HIM !!!
The TORIES will put everything AT RISK !!!
Since no one in their right mind believes a single word this wretched government says, the whole exercise is completely pointless. It’s just more of the same from our puffed-up and terminally incompetent PM.
Sick.
If there is a wankers club, I wouldn’t want to do the official handshake
Operator: “NHS Stressline. How can I help you?”
Joe Public: “I’m feeling stressed”
Operator: “What’s causing your stress?”
Joe Public: “I’m stressed about the vast amounts of money that Gordon Brown is wasting on wacky initiatives”
Operator: “Go fuck yourself. I’ve now got a public service job for life and a massive pension at the end of it so I don’t care to listen to you whingers. Have a nice day.”
The Chinese Government can’t return Akmal Shaikh’s body to the UK because they’ve sold all his vital organs.
I am reliably informed that any offer of a return would be viewed by the UK Government as an empty gesture…boom tish
Today being the Anniversary of the Glasgow Airport terror attack, you can ensure it’s safe for you and your family to fly by following this simple advice:
Just as the plane’s about to take off, stand up and sing the Afghanistan national anthem. If anyone joins in, GET OFF THE PLANE.
Pathetic.
How come EVERYBODY that gets caught for smuggling drugs either has been planted with drugs, tricked unknowingly or is mentally unwell?
Ah well…guess it’s just an unfair world.
What better message could there be for the kids of Hereford, Norwich and Brookside on the perils of inbreeding?
Save your sympathy for victims instead of a rightly convicted drug trafficker. The UK is the last country on earth that has a right to lecture or criticize China when it comes to fighting crime. Look at our appalling criminal justice system – criminals run free, no matter how shocking their crimes, the law-abiding citizens get no protection from either the police or the courts (nor are they allowed to protect themselves).
I’d recommend anyone to go spend some time in Chinese cities. They are very safe, low crime, no anti-social behaviour, no vandalism… then look at the mayhem back home. China is obviously doing something right!
Laugh (or is it laff) as much as yer like – I’m ‘avin a good time with the Chinks and I like the way that their fannies are ‘orizontal instead of vertical! In the meantime, fuck the planet – I don’t give a shit so long as the pies don’t run out and the supply of wet-and -ready totty keeps comin’ (no pun intended). Mind yer, now that I’m back over ‘ere, the totty is a bit scarce – wharra yer doin’ tonight ‘arriet? I could just give yer a good pumpin’