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Alastair Campbell Malcolm Tucker writes…
“… remember your key attributes: not JFK skipping through the flowers spraying Clinton juice all over everyone. No – the glowering maniac in the boarded-up house who, if we’re lucky, people might just about believe is the only one who can remember where the bank statements are kept. That’s the core strategy.”
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Tory Troffs
It astonishes me to look back on these 10 years and reflect on just how much of our freedom we have lost, and how utterly needlessly. This is nothing to do with the “war on terror”: it is to do with the socialist state’s inevitable compulsion to control. How can it have come about that we live in a country where anti-terrorism laws are used to prosecute people who put their wheelie-bins in the wrong place, or who take pictures of cathedrals? Why have we let it become illegal to make rational objections to, or fun of, aspects of other cultures? Why should religious people be compelled to endorse sexual practices that they find morally repellent? Why can’t we just, any longer, be ourselves?
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2009/12/decade-past.html
We should ban Islam a vile barbaric religion followed by people who are fucking bonkers.
They should offer Pork Scratchings at airport security, those that refuse get the third degree..simple.
Number one!
Er, great plan somewhat flawed in respect of their ability to ignore all the laws and conventions of the Muslim faith when they want to indulge in multiple killing. These are not religious fanatics, more your lauded sociopath. Mass murder with honours.
We should only have peace loving religions like Christianity.
After all when God told Dubya who told Blair to invade Iraq all those hundreds of thousands of dead civilians are at least glad that they died in the name of a Chritian nutter President and his poodle dogsbody liar.
Fuckwits.
@ unclean.
This man talks sense. I’m sick and fucking tired of having to nearly strip down to my boxers and walk barefoot through a scanner because some fucking towelheads want to die and take as many with them.
Better still, let them take boats. Just boats. Hard to sink a boat & even then you have a chance when they set off their vest from Allah. Fucking psychos the lot of them. Fuckers.
Agreed.
“have a bacon sandwich”
“Inshallah, the prophet forbids..”
“Get off the fucking plane and walk”
Pay attention. Heather Brooke, the journo who bust open the expenses scandal has a new book out
‘Will strike fear into the hearts of politicians, assuming they have hearts. Anyone with a vote worth stealing should read this. You won’t know whether to laugh or rise up and overthrow absolutely everything.’ –Charlie Brooker
‘Heather Brooke puts every other British journalist to shame. She single-handedly exposed the systemic corruption that had become an embedded part of parliament at the turn of the 20th century. In doing so she has changed British public culture and earned an essential place in our national history. She is an extraordinary figure who must be celebrated.’ –Peter Oborne
‘Secrecy is one of the great British diseases. It’s so secret that we don’t even admit we suffer from it. Heather Brooke is part of the cure – challenging the routine concealment and distortion of important information. There should be more journalists doing the same.’ –Nick Davies, author of FLAT EARTH NEWS
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Silent-State-Secrets-Surveillance-Democracy/dp/0434020265
Who really owns you and your children – open your eyes
Lib lab con is a trick
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Bilderberg_participants#Financial_institutions
Regarding thicky, concrete dump, and a parrot that lives with with Mr Slater.
As a unifying act, why don’t poster here place the word Nike in their NDP.
It would show our disapproval of the boring one. The multiple poster. The leading light in the Sausages Party who would dearly wish to split the vote and leave us with a hung Parliament.
Sad fact is that TaT is either a non-entity who is just annoying, or a Genius who wants to keep Gordon Brown in power.
I favour the theory that he is someone who thinks that Nike is a pair of running shoes. And is jealous because he can only afford Reebok.
Ban ALL fucking religion!!
Ban all fucking non-Religions too!
Look at what those awful Stalin, Mao-tse Tung, POl Pot, and Hitler got up to.
There’s big bucks to be made from religion.
IANO: None of the killers you mentioned did their killing in the name of Christianity, in fact they did it in the name of Communism for the most part which is also a religion ever more perverted than Islam.
None the less we must smash Islam. Personally I just wouldn’t allow Muslims to fly and why was this guy allowed on a flight to America anyway? Perhaps the leftie yanks were hoping for yet another illegal immigrant who might vote for Obama, just like Liebour scum and the BBC here have allowed some 3 million Muslims into the UK hoping they vote Liebour.
Military service tat? No, I thought not.
Plank.
To be fair Esther will need a lot of help, and who better than a grumpy old bastard that lives in Cock Ney Shire, in a Council Flat, and has the use of a Brown Micra I paid for on Mobility. Because you have convinced your GP that you are infirm. Is your spine as twisted as your head?
Said the weak boring writer. Suicide scare you? You don’t have the balls.
@ fuck Islam.
Iano said “non-religions”. Learn to read.
How does this loser ” thick as” find the time or energy to put together his constant gush of crap of this site. He’s obviously harmless but
wish I could get some software to block him out the comments.
If you ban ALL religions, where does that leave the religion of “climate change”?
http://tinyurl.com/yexj5fu
You don’t need to be a dab hand with the tarot to see what’s coming if Labour scrape in again next March. ID cards with biometric, medical and finanvial data that upteen petty state officials can demand and access. Motorways and most A roads subject to tolls and every car journey you take tracked by satelite and logged on Govt. file. Don’t imagine that the internet will be safe either. Far too much free expression and open debate on here, so expect draconian regulation within a year of a new old Labour administration.
You are correct. If labour do not get in next year, then the tories will roll over and allow the EU to implement the same ID card and database state!
The tories will not have the power to prevent it.
The only way to stop the tagging and tracking control of these fascists is to vote UKIP into power.
Good man Mr Ned
There’s no chance Labour will “scrape in”; the current poll-of-polls indicates an overall majority for the Conservatives of at least 36 seats – that’s 36 seats more than all the other parties put together – 111 more MPs than Labour. Given that Brown has to have an election before the April budget, in which all government spending will have to be cut to ribbons, Labour have no chance of recovery, even against an utterly vacuous prick like Cameron.
That fat slob Eric Pickles could post YouTube videos of Cameron drowning puppies and skinning kittens from now until election day, and Labour would still lose.
I doesn’t matter which of them get “voted” in. They are just stooges of bankers and multinationals with bigger profits and turnovers of whole countries.
With the possible exception of the speaker’s seat (where we will have to see what happens), UKIP is a wasted vote. Of course, if you live in a seat which is safe, it doesn’t really matter who you vote for.
Those of us lucky enough to live in seats where 2 or more parties stand a chance of winning have a choice to make at the next election, namely that of who governs the UK for the next 4 or 5 years. Voting UKIP under those circumstances would be a total cop-out, and might let the party you least wanted to win in through the back door.
It’s not rocket science.
So the only way to win is not to play their fucking game is it not?
No one vote. Fuck the lot of them.
No mandate to rule.
Doris up the road, stay where you fucking are.
There’s no one more independant than our Nick. Good work TaT, you’re unceasing efforts are really paying dividends in raising the profile of our march to power. Your reward will be a seat in the cabinet as minister for disabled people. Minicrip rolls nicely off the tongue, as do you.
Go back to your constituancy, and prepare for government.
You will find that the words ‘vile’, barbaric’, and ‘religion’ just about sum up anything that calls itself Religion
Does anyone know if the Pope was happy with his Christmas present of a pullover?
Stand by to lose some more now that the Terror Nigerian (with UK and Al Qaeda connections) has torched his leg when flying into the States.
It’s very simple. If your name contains more vowels than consonents and you are as black as the ace of spades, you are not allowed on an aircraft. Immigration, terrorism, benefit fraud, child abuse and rape sorted overnight. NEXT!
Couldn’t agree more. Ban ALL muslims, whatever colour or creed from the airlines…problem solved
When asked whether Britain should join the ‘Euro’, 99% of immigrants said “No”.
They said they were more than happy with the ‘Giro’ and should leave well alone.
That is unfair because not only is it true, it is wacist.
However it IS the immigrants fault that he faked a passport and visa to get here, claims for 30 different people at the DHSS and decides (in true parasitic style) to eventually kill his host.
Or is it my fault for letting him in?
If your dogs has fleas, you get rid of the fleas or expect to be bitten yourself.
Does this mean Gordon is gonna invade Nigeria now?
No, I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but he’s arranged for Nigeria to invade us.
Because that is the right thing to do. And then house and feed them all at taxpayers expense to allow me a photo op with some children to show how generous I am with other peoples money.
Now, serf, pay my Sky sports subscription.
They are very good at letter writing. Very active in that department. Nigeria, most wholly corrupt nation of individuals on this planet or not? Discuss.
We give the fuckers £2,000,000 Flats
more money in benefits than there own countries GDP
and the ungratefull C*nts still want to kill us what more do these fucker want from us ?
Ok, lets’s have less houses and less immigrants and reduce our carbon footprint.
nothing to do with who built what council houses you fucking idiot !
how many 8 bathroom/7 bedroom flats do your local council own ?
your just comparing a council house to the size of the Homeless Shelter you live in you fucking crackhead tramp !
How you jump from less houses and immigrants to me liking slavery is anyone’s guess, but I suppose it’s how psychotics always win arguments in their own heads.
I rest my case.
Getting attention now sadfuck? When will you realise that only Old Nell likes you. And she is a crusty old PollyAnna. She likes everyone and is ultra polite.
I hear the one eyed mong would like to invade the odd Nigerian arse or two.
TAT disn’t Guido suggest you piss off just this week!
Do us a favour and take his advice, we don’t need your spam and attention seeking trite.
Not I’d imagine just his leg according to the BBC…
Dr Sally Leivesley, an adviser on terrorism and public protection, told the BBC: “This has looked as though it’s a first attempt of a new way to use the body to conceal explosives.”
“They may be concealing the explosives on the human body – but on the inside upper leg, and we only know this by seeing a very badly burnt leg on the suspected perpetrator.”
Abdul’s wedding tackle’s probably toast as well. This is good news.
Shame that he did not go far enough to become a candidate for a Darwin award.
Just him though, I would not have wanted anyone else on the plane to have become an innocent victim.
He would have been dead if I had been on the plane. I would not have “tackled” him. I would have just killed him outright and sent him to meet his 72 virgin little boys.
I think we can safely say that Americas finest doctors are currently applying a poltice of dog shit, rancid tuna and fetid lard, mixed with Chilli powder and sulphuric acid, whilst waving the bones of their ancestors fingers over what remains of his cock
According to strict African medical traditions of course. Here’s to a speedy recovery.
I would just like to apologise on behalf of Tat, who’s clearly been smoking his crack pipe again, judging from his remarks above.
I once sat next to an African bloke on a flight back to London. Around 20 minutes before we landed, he got out a copy of the Koran and began reading it. I watched him like a fucking hawk thereafter. Such a relief when we landed! Bastard scared me half to death.
Tatty Oldbit, 11:21 : ‘you will go to hell if you steal’ …. you forgot the option of becoming an MP.
yep – that was a setup up by the ‘intelligence’ forces to give government the excuse to take more of out rights from us – what little we have that is.
What do these fascists take us for – sheeple.
Sir, I must object. Mr. Abdul Farouk Abdulmutallab Ramalamadingdong is not a terrorist. He was performing his New World Flaming Pecker Dance. This crtitically-acclaimed piece of performance art celebrates the joyous arrival of hopeful immigrants in a new land, and was funded by your own Arts Council. Who could not burst with joy at the imminent prospect of landing at the lush cultural oasis that is Detroit, Michigan. And for this, he was arrested. For shame, sir. For shame. Sir.
OH – you forgot the hat-tip to Heffer in the Dolly Trougherlump.
This was supposed to be for #8, but it slid down the greasy pole.
Aint you some kinda FREEMAN these days…?
Go on, give them a laugh at MI5…
There need cheering up….
Yup. As of Jan 1, I am a freeman
http://captainranty.blogspot.com/2009/11/unleash-hell.html
A simpler idea which is much easier to implement is to NOT PAY THE BBC LICENCE FEE. It’s immoral to support an organisation which is amoral and dedicated solely to spouting the wonders of Communism and mass uncontrolled immigration.
“It’s immoral to support an organisation which is amoral and dedicated solely to spouting the wonders of Communism and mass uncontrolled immigration.”
You chase the monkey. I’m after the organ grinder
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2009/12/star-is-born.html
I am THE Freeman.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Freeman
Definetly projecting this time TaT you complete loon.
I like to post abuse
on the internet because it helps to compensate
for my lack of presence in real life. It makes
me look a fool but hey ho whatever floats my boat
and you’ll never know who I am.
No, I’m not posting as “Bottom Boy” that’s someone else.
That just about sums tat up. I used to think he was quite funny, but now he has become repetitive and boring. Tat reminds me of a disillusioned old Marxist who has now climbed aboard the ‘race’ bandwagon hoping to be admired for his PC liberalism. For instance, you either conform to tat’s new found belief in mass immigration – or you’re a “white supremacist”. Pathetic.
Tat – I do not know if the party you refer to is affiliated to the American KKK – I very much doubt it.
I do know it is a legally and democratically constituted political party – and unlike you, tat, I would not wish to deny the British people the opportunity to embrace it or kick it out as is our democratic right (at the moment). Allowing thought and speech that one personally may not agree with, or even may find offensive, is something you old Marxists could never get a handle on, tat.
Would you want to prohibit the Labour Party, knowing it’s history of support for Joe Stalin – the biggest mass murderer there has ever been? I doubt it, tat. Even knowing that the Stalinist regime secretly funded the early Socialists probably would not move you. Don’t you see just a bit of hypocrisy in your thinking, tat?
Fair play to TaT, he’s struggling to keep some basic British decency alive in his heart and on his posts. He hasn’t yet tipped (or been pushed) over the edge into full awareness of where we’re all heading. Let him keep his nostalgic illusions while he still has the luxury to indulge in them.
Calling people cretins and cripples doesn’t constitute basic British decency.
It’s basic British decency that has allowed the flood of unchecked immigration to turn parts of Britain into a third world shithole, and force many to consider voting for the only party willing to tackle the situation. But of course TaT, as the performing rottweiler, snaps at any mention of this fact. One wonders who his masters voice is. Who trains him to savage the intruders in this particular yard?
Tat, I used to find you funny but lately you’re becoming a pain in the arse. and if you think it’s funny to starve cats to death then you’re going to get what ’s coming to you if we ever meet up, pal. Maybe you don’t belong on a predominantly right-wing blog, tat. Maybe you should fuck off to LabourPissed and take your snotty, pretentious Leftie views with you. They don’t fit in here.
You’ve been had mate. 3:36 is an imposter, whereas 1:23 is the real deal.
Such a sweet talker. And getting more popular by the thread. Whatever would GF do without him?
But Why would Santa go to Westminster? He only visits those who have been good all year.
Because when you are asked to deliver what amounts to the contents of fucking harrods every week would you turn down the business ! there is a recession on you know !
Delivering the lumps of coal?
Very good job that there was a least one Tory in the six files sent to CPS. Kept a bit of balance. Labour MP’s had almost exclusive rights in the top 100 troughers. They didn’t quite manage to squeeze out the other parties. Bell Tower repairs aren’t listed in Yellow Pages.
You’ll know who it is because that MP will be the only one mentioned by AlJaBeebya.
re: ‘Porno films’. I wonder if Jacqui Smith has a super-injunction out on the fact that one of the films ‘Raw Meat3′ is hard core gay porn (even the DVD sleeve has ‘Valentino’ with his schlong out ). See here… (and scroll down one page) http://plato-says.blogspot.com/2009_03_01_archive.html where this is discussed.
As I’m in Asia, and eight hours ahead, it was interesting to catch the earliest versions of this story on the Telegraph website which named the films. By the UK morning, say 8am, they had been edited out of the article. Hmmm…
p.s. Regrettably the other title ‘At your Service’, is so generic a name as to be unGoogleable.
Name a Labour MP or Grandee that isn’t sexually diverse. I actually am unable to.
They are a bunch of deviants, and they are set against any form of Family Values.
Said the onanist with no money. Poor sod. Just think how many people are having a much better time than you. Most I would think. Still, there is always the New Year parties to look forward to. Got many, (any) invites? No, funny that.
So were you abused as a child? All that anger and resentment. Did Uncle Nobby love you too much?
Just enjoy your fantasies about Esther Rantzen, and CIA conspiracy theories.
Wanker extraordinaire.
Nike hasn’t calmed down since that wet dream he had last night.
That recurring wet dream, in which he strangles a paedophile.
And then bums him.
Said the confirmed site bore that is losing every argument right now, because everyone hates him.
Spinster? WTF. Yeah, you are a demented wetwipe.
Get a room, why don’t you?
Tat, I’ve warned you before about smoking that crack pipe before you post!
Got to say it Nike – pointing the finger at Labour for sexual diversity is a bit rich coming from the party who are about to be outed big time by Natalie Rowe. Still wondering which member of the shadow cabinet is into wearing nappies. At least we know Gordon isn’t wearing one since he is forever shitting on us.
The difference is that the Opposition have had no chance to re-engineer society for their own politicised beliefs, sexual or otherwise.
Don’t think the Tories want equal rights for Nappy wearers?
Historically, Conservatives get stuck on sex scandals, Labour on money grabbing, and Lib Dems on Homosexuality.
NuLabour have managed to encapsulate all Three. And with Aplomb.
Typical Euphoric Recall. Crack is where it’s at with TaT
Rich boy bomber based in Londonistan
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/653777/Cops-arrest-attempted-suicide-bomber-on-US-bound-flight.html
London the city dubbed “Londonistan” by Washington commentators because of repeated links to global terrorism.
There goes Gordon’s excuse that all the terrorists come out of Afghanistan when he actually lives in the same city and country as most of them
Britain has become the number once source of terror in West
“WHENEVER a major terrorist attack is attempted, suspicion swings on one country: Britain.”
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/653797/Britain-has-become-the-number-once-source-of-terror-in-West.html
Not Afghanistan then Gordon?
Merry Day After Boxing Day, Little Troll!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/8431697.stm
Guess he simply had a premonition upon the GE result – and he wasn’t featured ?
Nevertheless, condolences to the family and the nation he leaves behind.
Not worth a comment……other than “Oh , not again.”
Thats it!Shoot Them, shoot them all!!!
Hey, Donna und Blitzen, time to dump your loads.
I’m amazed the Nigerian maniac trying to explode a plane in Detroit has links to London? Surely our troops in Afghanistan are preventing this type of thing?
I’d be surprised if he didn’t come from London, or Londonistan as it’s now called.
Not just a student at a London University but one trained and supplied by AlQaeda in the Yemen!
So much for the need to wage war in Afghanistan!! So when is gordon sending troops to the Yemen?
No poppies or oil in the Yemen. Not really a viable battleground for Allied troops.
They are also much better in that region in shooting down Choppers. We only have 9 in active service in the ‘Stan. Although they are 60% up on some target or other!
Fuck off numb nuts. You are the turgid pensioner that never accomplished anything in his life. Just a waste of Space. Everyone hates you BTW.
Nothing really ever sinks in with you. You are always far to busy regurgitating the same old lines. Boring.
stop talking to yourself you nutter.
Within the next 12 months he’ll be a student of GEC company of America ! That will be The General Electric Chair company of America !
Nope, he’s 23 years old, he’s just burned off his own cock and bollocks, and he’s about to spend the rest of his life going insane in solitary confinement in a Supermax prison.
What an utter prick.
Times sure do change don’t they? When I was a student I had to hitch hike everywhere as I couldn’t afford the coach/train fares.
Now they can afford to pop over to the Yemen or Pak•stan for a bit of terrorist training and then back to Nigeria for the Christmas hols then another flight via Amsterdam en-route across the pond for a spot of mass murder.
Abdul’s “Wot I did in my holidays” essay will make interesting reading when he’s back studying at London Uni, I’m sure Shahid Malik MP will make strenuous efforts to get him back in case his ‘uman rights are violated.
GOOD JOB HE WAS A BRITISH ENGINEERING STUDENT OR THE FUCKING THING MIGHT HAVE GONE OFF.
Shit, you mean we’ve actually got something to be thankful to a Labour government for?
Only allowing legless passengers to board could be the way forward. After all, we have legless pilots.
Flew with one back from Dusseldorf. Never before have I been in a plane that took off so aggressively, flew so fast, and felt like we had been shot down , rather than landed. We were well early at the gate. Even the Taxi to the Terminal was a like a TWOC. Good old BA.
Read in the papers the following week that 2 BA pilots had been grounded for alcohol issues.
Tell that to noisy nell, FFS.
For a crusty old PollyAnna as a comfort to the old, narky, poor bastards that have done nothing with their lives who haven’t got a clue about Politics.
Gordon Brown is CIA! Bwwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa.
Ever met any CIA dickwad? I have. Very interesting chaps.
If you say I am a spinster then it must be true. In your head.
Try ex Marine.
Nike: I thought you were talking about Douglas Bader there for a moment.
Fucking liar!!
If you were what you said you were, you would be an ex-’Royal Marine’.
Unless you’re a Yank, and i doubt that.
41 Commando. Short service commission. CTCRM. Then Devonport.
Royal Marine is correct.
Susie, that was funny. Douglas Bader would have done it with more finesse.
I’ll bet you tell morons in the pub that you used to be ‘SAS’.
You’ve been sussed c*nt.
Never trained with the SAS. Certainly trained with the SBS in Poole Harbour and South Coast, and in Norway. Sounds like you wore the wrong medals in that Parade. Charges being brought to bear yet? Don’t go to many Pubs. Was far too busy employing nearly 400 people in 3 countries.
Is that supposed to impress?
In a previous post you said you don’t talk to poor dim people.
Do you write for the Guardian now?
You’re just a fucking snob.
You have often suggested that I was ‘only’ a female.
Just putting across some facts. Something you appear to omit on a regular basis. Yes, I am a bit of a snob. From some years of being referred to as a Rupert.
Think it would be interesting to reveal your grubby little past.
Which persona do you really prefer. Which one is the closest to your pretend personality?
C’Mon Boys it’s Christmas… Let’s have a bit of Peace and Goodwill to all Men!!
Let’show these faux islamists how Christians behave towards another!!
Sigh. Ere we go again.
These so-called fucking “students” from places like Africa and the Stans are nothing but trouble. They take up places that could be filled by proper English students with no interest in blowing up anything. Fucking c*nts. They should be hanged immediately on arrival if arrangements can’t be made to do it on the fucking plane coming over. Bastards.
Fuck you Thieves!
Yawn, whatever.
He’s James Bond.
Don’t you know.
James Bond? Oh really. If that makes you feel better. I am not shaken, or even stirred.
concrete pump, Slater’s Parrot, thick as pigshit, and various Nike posts are slowly taking over this blogsite.
I am taking some advice, and leaving this blog alone for a while. It would perhaps be very seemly for the Top Mutt on here to consider doing the same.
Or even better, Guido, and his many helpers can just bar the one IP address.
It will cut the postings by 30% or more. It might even attract a few more punters onto this site for valuable information.
The only reason that I railed against the confused one, was a newcomer that sadfuck attacked what I had to post. For no reason other than pure Spite.
If that is the standard that Paul is happy to accept, then sobeit. Frankly it seems a shame that so many have to endure one sad little prat.
On a personal note, I would cheerfully skullfuck the blighter. Not for sexual gratification. Only for the benefit of the team.
Au revoir.
Said the personality disorder. More name changes than a Nuclear reprocessing plant.
I will make whatever announcements are necessary to protect airline passengers and the British people, and will repeat said announcements as often as required.
Note to gordon — please just take your meds and stay as far away from airlines and announcements on terrorists as possible. Your divinations are not comforting!!!
Im hungry, is Burger King open today?
Fuck off tat.
An indication as to the opening time of above mentioned restaurant was all i wanted.
I suggest you go and ‘fuck yourself’!
Didn’t deny it, and on the last thread was even having a debate with itself. Care in the community for you. Obviously meals on wheels didn’t suffice to-day.
Not as clever as you think , are you dickhead?
And another thing.
Why does no-one ever respond to your posts.
Charlie fucking no chums.
I don’t look for any re-comments, only to comment for my own purpose. If getting a reaction from other commenters requires abuse ad hominem, I simply would not be so pathetic as to indulge. You must be so proud of your mindless rantings and potty mouth.
Just so happy not to be you. Anyway, I try not to converse with dim poor people.
Mug.
Right, I’m ready for your jumbo sausage now tat.
Bottom Boy,
You’ve eaten too much xmas food and thus the effectiveness of your drugs has lowered.
Time to increase the dosage of whatever you’re taking.
Flame grilled compressed turkeys ringpiece in BBQ sauce.
SSKRRRRRR… (ping) (ping) (fizzzzz) A-AAAWWWK…
You have that down to a fine art, wonder how much time you have taken posting that tribute to caged pets? The whole thought process, the typing, and the checking back to see if it got a reaction. It really is de riguer on this site. Where would we be with those astute observations. Or just another mangy polly that likes the sound of its own voice?
What is a mangy polly? (Call for John Cleese)
WHEN YOUR AN MP EVERYDAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY !
The would be “you’re”. As in “if you’re (=you are) incapable of spelling your spelling is atrocious”.
It’s probably Gordon Brown. He’s an illiterate c*nt as we now all know.
Well fuck me
the country is fucked
McBust is still in power
we are now run by the EU
terrorists still trying to kill us
wars still going on etc !
and you fucking sad twats, you fucking dickheads
who have nothing constructive to say
pull someone up for missing out an “e”
paid labour party troll’s to a fucking man !
Ho ho ho
i believe that hunting MPs with dogs is is a barbaric sport and should be introduced immediately.
You’ve got my vote.
And a special category for miserable old pensioners who drive Brown Micras with a flat cap on their bald pate.
Phew ! For a moment I thought that you had no reflection.
My crossbow will be ready, fuckhead.
You ‘hunt sab’s’ are all fucking dicks!
Pussy’ole’s the lot of you!
Interesting viewpoint. NOT!
The weird stalker dribbled.
I expect you’ll yelp ‘dick’ when the bolt enters your Hooning chin at full force. You cocksucking gaylord. Bring it on!!!
What you gonna do?
Whip me with your ( i wanna be a rasta ) dreads?
Get your plastic boots, and your parka,
and fuck off!
Now what would TaT have said that would be resoundingly different? Nothing.
These two jokers are NOT the same! honest. They have a different intellect level for a start. Dumb, and dumber.
Is today the day all fat useless rich bastards haul their fat arses on to a horse and kill little foxes ?
we should all go to the country on christmas day and string a piano wire each between two trees at about 9 to 10ft from the ground then stand back and watch the fun begin !
I wonder if mandy and bliar are off with their countryside r++thschild pals hunting today like they were part of the shooting party the other weekend?
Strangely enough cameron and osbourne don’t seem keen on all that huntin’ and shootin’ lark.
Labour has turned the tables and embraced the habits of the rich and insincere whilst the tories are talking common sense and good housekeeping. Strange that isn’t?
Gestures over Reason. It’s the Labour way.
Say’s the microwave christmas dinner for one sad lonely “billy nar mates” GAY TRAMP CRIPPLE CRACKHEAD piss soaked window licker !
He can post it through my slot any day.
No he copies your only lines all 4 of them !
Said the same old note. Repetition Boy
gender confusion is quite an issue for you.
Treason over gestures – its the Tory way.
Are you sure nell?
Mr David Cameron (Witney, Conservative)
I rise to speak against new clause 13. I put my cards on the table. I ride; I have been hunting; and I shoot. On occasions I have been asked to shoot foxes and I know what a hit and miss affair it can be—not in my case, but I know that it can be.
Hoc debate 30th June 2003
Well being a country lass I actually agree with what he said about foxes. Country folks understand that sort of thing. Labour doesn’t understand rural and the countryside.
Well if they attend hunts and shooting parties, your comments seem to contradict themselves
You think they understand “suburban?”
Have you been to Croydon? After dark?
Meet me at the park opposite Stockwell tube at midnight. Bring your laptop, we can live blog it.
The Serengeti is safer at night.
I see gordon’s Britishness Roadshow Campaign which has been running throughout this year at a cost in excess of £1million ( what’s it matter it’s not his money!) has been a resounding flop with as few as two people attending some of the events.
I especially liked a comment posted in one of main newspapers covering this issue which said ” the best proof of britishness is a strong desire to strangle gordon brown”
Highly amusing. Of course, the best way to do that is at the ballot box. Folks, google your constituency results for 2005 to find out whoever is best placed to beat Labour in your constituency, and vote for them.
Quite a few people have hit ‘recommend’ against that comment, and also against ‘Labour are anti-British by nature.’
I wonder if gordon regards himself as a Scot or as British.
I bet, as much as I regard myself as English he considers himself scottish.
So what hope has he got of making us think of ourselves as british or as european? The man’s a Fool!!
Such things are irrelevant to McMental. The voices in his head tell him that his is the only opinion that counts.
Easy. When he’s up against the Scot Nats in his constituency he’s a Scot, when he’s up against Peter Mandelson (has happened if the rumours are true) he’s a Brit.
But I forgot to add… his true allegiance is to his beloved commie Soviet controllers.
I’m off and running now,tally ho folks.
Pass the stirrup cup please Guido!
A guy shows up at a Halloween party stark naked, except for a jam jar on his cock.
A woman asked: “What are you dressed as?”
“A fireman”
“I don’t understand,” she said.
He explained: “Well, you break the glass, pull the knob, and I’ll come as fast as I can!”
FFS.
Did it hurt TaT? Or did your bollocks never drop anyway?
Guess it explains quite a lot. Even the Political Affiliation to the Sausages Party.
IQ of a diet Yoghurt.
“Make yourself useful”
Something that has Bottom Boy has never Acheived.
The sad fact is that this miscreant in ALL the guises and NDP’s hasn’t improved the messages. All very toxic, and basic. And oh so tiring.
Not very quick on the uptake are we?
Fuck me, I’m back and it’s not even Easter.
Mush was an old WW2 vet i worked with in the early 70’s His favourite saying was “There are only two types of people in this world !
Those who are English and those who want to be !
My god was he right !
There are 10 types of people, those that understand binary and those that don’t
AN interesting example of a funny joke which only makes sense when written down. If you spoke it aloud it wouldn’t raise a single titter.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/6874145/Tony-Blair-costs-British-taxpayers-6m-a-year-to-protect.html
Why the hell are we protecting this evil bastard at all ? Why isn’t he arranging his own protection ?
If Muslims are so pissed off why don’t they target fucking Bliar? No one gives a fuck about this fucking jock twat.
It would be cheaper to send the Hoon to Balmarsh Prison where he belongs.
The bastard war criminal
His Card Is Well Marked ! HaHaHaHa !
lets hope fucking “slot gob ” get’s it as well !
His London house isn’t far from Marble Arch.
High time the Tyburn Gallows were rebuilt and used to string up Blair after he received a fair trial and a fair hanging
You are in trouble if you think Cherie’s posh.
Inane ramblings of a total douchebag.
And why are we paying for Cheryl Cole’s parents to have 24/7 protection at their House? Surely they should get their talented miming daughter to cough.
Got out of the wrong side of somebody else’s bed in the hostel then?
He’s just back from a hunt protest and is spoiling for a fight.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Qm2i8mXTjhs/SocDHo0SI9I/AAAAAAAABuM/vEV2kGkEoxI/s1600/37719423.jpg
I love a bit of dwarf tossing.
Order order. I’m banking on it.
The bastard should hang for war crimes.
So, let’s get this right – multi-millionaire, non-dom, UN plenipotentiary…
Why exactly *are* the British public paying his personal protection bill? Oh yeah, ex-PM.
Cute man, Blair.
There is NOTHING about bliar, including his sunbed tan, that is cute!
A Rattlesnake is more attractive!!!
A LOT more attractive.
But a lot less dabgerious.
Might I wish David Cameron the very best of luck if he is out riding with the Heythrop Hunt on boxing day.
I hope he doesn’t have a bad fall and break his neck
…………..the curse of Jonah !!!!!!!!!!!
I hear it’s-16 in Kirkcaldy . gordon should go for a walk on icy steep paths by a loch in the dark.
(reading through posts) Nice to see the christmas cheer evaporated after…er….one day!
You boring little amoeba. Pond Life for viewing. Did crack fry your brain that much?
Because vacuous, malodourous pervert baiting amuses me.
Still hasn’t sunk in. No real surprises.
Apparently, I am James Bond. So best be careful eh?
Thick as thieves teaches his loyal slags how to dance for top boy.
Nah that is TaT’s rent boy.
Fuck me TaT have you lost weight ?
FFS. Don’t let Gordon see that. He might get ideas of making another home video.
There seems to be a direct relationship between the size of a person’s TV screen and their IQ. Needless to say they run in inverse proportion to one another.
Tat do you know if any useful Independent is going to stand against EdBalls ?- I’d really like to see his ego dented!!
I believe a representative of the French Bank is standing against the evil turd.
Mr licence fee “there is a direct relationship between the size of your tv screen” and a wheelie bin ! so you can hide the fucker when the detector van is outside !
Shoot the bastard when he walks up the path. He is trespassing.
You have rights. Tell his twitching corpse you have not and do not request the BBC. Tell them to turn it off to your house. Virgin and Sky can manage it if you don’t want it.
If in doubt, ask to to see the contract between you and the BBC.
No contract, no deal. Ask a lawyer. IT’S THE LAW
Delusion is such a lovely place to be. TaT, the one man campaign against the machinery of Establishment. And he thinks he has credibility? Oh Boy.
Didn’t read the first sentence, did we?
TaT is a very strange abusive individual. Does anyone actually take notice of this weird poster? For months he/she/it just posts the same incessant rubbish.
He has sense of humour. Unlike you.
A woman hating, infirm mocking numpty with no wit or repartee. That sort of humour.
Oh right!
It’s the passion he puts into all of his posts that we’re hooked on.
Passion? WTF. The person even argues with itself on threads whilst trying to maintain a stance that suggests that thick is different from concrete. Oh, and then the fucking parrot then tags along for a sqwark. Passion, if that is passion and contribution then Gordon Brown is a brave hero.
Still working on a hearts and minds campaign. How to win friends and influence people. Not many posts that aren’t entirely venomous, and downright abusive.
If the kitchen is getting too hot, get out of the kitchen. Matches ahoy.
You’re new here aren’t you?
SKWAWWKK!!! (cuttle) (ting)
TaT is really nell after she’s been hitting the Norfolk Cider.
Guido that was uncalled for – call off your automodding dog!
Yeah, time to forget about all this Christmas is to enjoy!!…. bollocks, Its business as usual already.
Automodding lookalike pit bull terrior says: Grrr!, Woof!, Woof!, whimper!
Nell……. would be better if we knew the auto modded words…. it is blocking some innocuous stuff !!
1; Guy Gibson’s Dog and associated names.
2; Strong liquids of an ingestable nature.
3; Moving in a machine designed for such a purpose.
4; The party who must not be mentioned.
5; Dinners purchased for off premises consumption.
Norfolk and Cider are not compatible for goodness sake. Try Somerset for that!
Now Boys!! Let me say again. Can we please show these faux islamists some Christmas Christian Charity of Peace and Goodwill!!
Is that before they try to kill us ?
Faux Islamists?
That’s the real islam. Beleiving AlJBeebya is fatal to your countries health.
Do NOT equate me with AlJabeeba!!
There are genuine Christians, Muslims, Hindus and Jews and then there are Labour idiots, terrorists and Aljabeeba!!!
Nell, I agree, you clearly belong in the idiot compartment.
You do not understand Islam at all and any equation to other religions is entirely spurious. Islam is unique and entirely nihilistically violent towards non believers and other muslims who the fanatical feel are not religious enough.
It is all in the Koran and Hadith, should you ever get around to educating yourself by reading them, instead of relying on our Dhimmi politicians, media and chattering classes or taqiyya spreading, nominal moderates, of the religion of “peace”.
I can usually drink enough alcohol over Christmas to blot out the awful predicament we’re in, but this year must be especially bad; the booze hasn’t worked. 2010 and 2011 are going to be tough years indeed. It’s impossible to avoid the sense of impending doom. I’ll leave it to Thomas Hardy’s classic ode of December 1899:
I leant upon a coppice gate
When Frost was spectre-gray,
And Winter’s dregs made desolate
The weakening eye of day.
The tangled bine-stems scored the sky
Like strings of broken lyres,
And all mankind that haunted nigh
Had sought their household fires.
The land’s sharp features seemed to be
The Century’s corpse outleant,
His crypt the cloudy canopy,
The wind his death-lament.
The ancient pulse of germ and birth
Was shrunken hard and dry,
And every spirit upon earth
Seemed fervourless as I.
At once a voice arose among
The bleak twigs overhead
In a full-hearted evensong
Of joy illimited ;
An aged thrush, frail, gaunt, and small,
In blast-beruffled plume,
Had chosen thus to fling his soul
Upon the growing gloom.
So little cause for carolings
Of such ecstatic sound
Was written on terrestrial things
Afar or nigh around,
That I could think there trembled through
His happy good-night air
Some blessed Hope, whereof he knew
And I was unaware.
I can usually consume enough alc*h*l over Christmas to blot out the awful predicament we’re in, but this year must be especially bad; the booze hasn’t worked. 2010 and 2011 are going to be tough years indeed. It’s impossible to avoid the sense of impending doom. I’ll leave it to Thomas Hardy’s classic ode of December 1899:
I leant upon a coppice gate
When Frost was spectre-gray,
And Winter’s dregs made desolate
The weakening eye of day.
The tangled bine-stems scored the sky
Like strings of broken lyres,
And all mankind that haunted nigh
Had sought their household fires.
The land’s sharp features seemed to be
The Century’s corpse outleant,
His crypt the cloudy canopy,
The wind his death-lament.
The ancient pulse of germ and birth
Was shrunken hard and dry,
And every spirit upon earth
Seemed fervourless as I.
At once a voice arose among
The bleak twigs overhead
In a full-hearted evensong
Of joy illimited ;
An aged thrush, frail, gaunt, and small,
In blast-beruffled plume,
Had chosen thus to fling his soul
Upon the growing gloom.
So little cause for carolings
Of such ecstatic sound
Was written on terrestrial things
Afar or nigh around,
That I could think there trembled through
His happy good-night air
Some blessed Hope, whereof he knew
And I was unaware.
Too long? Or not enough swear words for you?
TaT has Attention Deficit Disorder (the modern term for stupidity).
I think you are talking about gordon here!!!
Er no it is Tat, and you know it.
Must have been the usual witty one liner that gave it away?
At the risk of repeating myself 149 and 151 chuck the fucking books away and buy a TV licence !
Got home from work the other day and caught my wife in bed with another man.So I beat the living shit out of her.
That’ll teach the bitch not to have my dinner ready when I get home from work!
Nothing so spiffing as a bit of Christmas mysonginy
Pip Pip
Mysogyny!
Pity labour haven’t taught this present generation to spell properly!!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misogyny
Im having a great Xmas… hope you surfs are too.
Gordons round, Mandleballs, like one big happy family.
See you suckas in the GE.
mandy and bliar are sucking up to r++thschild and gadaffi’s son in that country manor tonight, quaffing champagne and toasting a successful hunting day.
gordon is out of it, on his meds, as sarah tries to make the best of a lonely christmas for her children.
ed&yvette are plotting and planning ways to get ed as the next labour leader ( and I really hope that happens because labour will then take an even bigger dive in the polls for a good few generations with him at their head) )
Any hopes of a spectacular & bloody shooting accident? Or firestarters visiting the country manor around 3am?
did you mistype ’smurfs’? Don’t understand
Well he meant ’serf’ but again labour isn’t into teaching people proper spelling or expression.
Labour is about benefits for those who don’t want to go to school, don’t want to work and want the state to keep them in vodka and online poker!
Great when is he on Britain’s got talent?
You never were much good at spelling were you Gordon? it’s serf you thick cnut.
Turned out nice for the year…
Where!
Numbering’s gone tits-up again.
I refer you to my reply, some moments ago…
I wish to praise the excellent numbering on 0rder-0rder.com
So my wife comes up to me today and tells me how much of a prat I was yesterday. How I got totally pissed, hassled the family and passed out on top of our kid’s presents, reducing him to tears. She says she has never felt more disheartened and depressed in her life.
Well, she’s obviously never taken a shit and had water splash up her arse.
Very good tat. Your best yet.
Nike -
Ask some of your intel contacts about James Jesus Angleton syndrome, and what it can do to a man: I think you may be suffering from a touch of it regarding TaT. If you don’t get a grip, it’ll end up just you and him on this blog. And in your head.
Is that what you want?
Roger, Out.
Roger Roger
Well EdBalls we are not surprised that you are such a prat!
I see the BBC is not missing an opportunity to “spin” that Brown has piloted the UK through the recession by saying one of the reasons that people are going to the sales is because the Uk economy is on the “up” and we have weathered the worse. Try telling that to the 2 million plus unemployed and the 1 million under 24(a lot of whom are graduates) and who can’t get a job of any kind !!!
Brown has well and truly bankrupted this country for the next 40 years and he and Bliar have got this country into first an illegal war and then an unwinnable one. Some legacy for 12 years of Labour incompetence and venality.
Only six more months to go before the final verdict is passed on this bunch of incompetents !! I will vote for the very devil himself let alone Cameron & co to get rid of Brown better Dave’s “toffs” than this bunch we’ve got now governing us now and I suspect millions will follow suit whenever Brown gets the “courage” to call the election. It’s payback time time for all those broken promises and lies and time give the other “lot” a chance to have a go at dealing with the mess he’s created !!
AlJaBeebya suspect that a strong majority would mean it’s “curtains” for their extortion racket.
“incompetents”? Take a look at the CVs of Nulab’s junta and you will find marxism, trotskyism, stalinism, whatever f***ing communism you can think of, right through each of them. It takes more than incompetence to wreck a country’s economy and society: it takes deliberate, long-term planning with the right people in place.
They’re not incompetent. They’ve been good at subversive destruction for 12 years. Now their end is nigh, it’s become overt destruction. These assholes don’t care anymore, so they’ll take and destroy as much as poss.
Election or revolution now! June is too late.
Electrocution now !
Most of the shoppers appeared to be Japanese Tourists !
Must be Twoflower flashing his money around.
Stop watching Sky2.
Its the new disguises for the scouse shoplifters.
Brown – a study in c*untry
Oh deary me. It gets worse.
I couldn’t work out why it made no sense…
“What odd letters to Santa, were are we–”
What?
Oh please.
“What odd letters to Santa.
Were are we?
Oh, right”
Even Grammar schools should have sorted that out…
Police tonight examining a ‘ Luxury’ Apartment block in London re the London Uni Student who was trained and equipped in the Yemen to blow up the Delta Northwest Flight to America.
I suppose he was also living on Labour’s generous benefits??!!
Gordon tonight says he ‘ will do whatever is necessary’. What empty words gordon , again!!!
Please go, don’t attempt to spin this, this policy like all the others have failed, have the grace to admit it and move on, for the sake of the country!!!!
It was reported earlier that this Student was possibly the son of an African Banker which may explain the plush pad in Londons West End.
No doubt his Mum is the leading female circumcision practitioner in West Africa.
Some highlights from tats Xmas in the hostel somewhere in Edgware Rd.
Well if that’s the case Tat’s better off than gordon who’s drugged up the eyeballs in his solitary bedroom in his cold kirkcaldy home as Sarah and her boys try to make the best of a bleak and lonely Christmas.
But….Gordon dreamed a dream
That’s a bit scary!!!
Nell, Gordon doesnt have a Kirkcaldy Home, he has one in South Queensferry which is several miles away. Bottom of the class.
That’s why we love nell, just like labour love Prescott. Usually talks bollocks, but takes up the fight.
Fuck me, my Crimbo karaoke with the In laws was being CCTV’ed?
Big brother etc…rant…blah
Ok, Guido, I am sure your Outlaws are perfect hosts, and wonderful company. But here in Ratland, where Mother In law has ensconced herself, it’s a different story.
Latest: it is always a Boxing Day tradition in the Sniffer household, to have bubble and squeak. It uses up all the leftover xmas veg and spuds, and goes very nicely with some cold cuts of turkey and some pickle, thank you.
But this yearly ritual had to be skipped today, because frankly, I could not endure a second day of MIL’s stinking, putrid, squelchy, brussel sprout-induced farts. So I made some chips (fries for you yanks) instead, which the old girl said she didn’t want. Until they had been cooked that is, when she changed her mind and then sulked because I hadn’t now done enough to shovel into her gargantuan, gaping tyrannosorus sized maw.
And then she started the gag-inducing farts again anyway.
I suppose in the great scheme of things, with Snotgobbler shafting the country, and terrible things happening abroad, it’s not a big deal……just enough to make my christmas piles throb….
Hey the snow’s melting here Ratsniffer. We’ve persuaded the family to all go back to their respective homes and leave us in peace after yesterday’s, very enjoyable, but manic Christmas Day.
We are sitting here with a very acceptable and old bottle of Champagne that we have had stored in the garage for a few years.
And we are playing the sort of music we both enjoy on our our surround system – Cher- Celine – TinaTurner.
Christmas is to Enjoy!!
Noooo Nell..not Celine…she would make me gag on my drink! Other than that, sounds like a relaxing day…particularly like the sound of that old bottle of shampoo you’ve had stashed away…I won’t open any good stuff..would be wasted on the Mother In law. She gets the co-op four quid bottle of red. Cheap at half the price.
Sorry about your MIL – we’re on our own.
Check out Cher’s ‘Last Tour’ Wow!!
Our old bottle of Champers is Pretty Good!!
Feel a bit sorry for gordon,edb, aintbustinagut, sad!sad!people –not wanted by anyone…but then again they’ve done us loadsadamage this year.
2010 is payback time !!!!
I don’t feel sorry for any of those bastards.
I’ll save my sympathy for the soldiers being slaughtered in their illegal war and the families suffering due to a recession caused by their fucking incompetence.
Well said of course!!
Our last and only thought must always be wih our lads in ‘Stan.
God Bless and Stay Safe!!!!
It’s Afghanistan
I know the spin from the Labour and Conservative front benches is that Afghanistan and Pa**stan have suddenly morphed into one country but we don’t need to follow that retarded public relations bullshit here
When the bodies start piling up in ever greater numbers in 2010 lets at least get the name of where it happened correct
Perhaps Obama might get Gordon and his tribe arrested for threatening US Security.
New Labour’s Britain. One of the world’s leading producers and sponsors of international terrorism. Anyone want a UK student visa and taxpayer subsidised explosives education?
Forgive me for paraphrasing!
Labour Policy : Student visa for any foreign student – freely available with generous benefits payments and luxury accommodation especially for those students who are looking for a taxpayers subsidised education in terrorism and explosives.!!!
Yep. That just about sums it all up.
While our own kids will have to fight for fewer uni places, complete courses in two rather than three years and cope with paying off tens of thousands in student loans.
thanks to mandy!! Isn’t Labour Great!!!!
Come on you bastards. This could hit the charts in time for the election. If Rage against the Machine can upset the plans of the manipulators, so can this.
More likely Obama will target Ashcroft and Gideon for their Cali connections.
Hey folks, check us out!
I did.
You’re shit.
Poetry in Hull??? Sounds a little fishy to me !!!!
£4 for 4 issues thats a bargain
Online constipation relief tablets?
And every one a big one.
Time for Bed! Have a Great Boxing Day.
Good Night, God Bless.
All thoughts with our Troops in ‘Stan!!!!
Bit late, but a Merry Christmas to one and all!
What are the last three words a man wants to hear during sex?
“Honey, I’m home”
What are the last 3 words a Mandy wants to hear while having sex?
Hi, Gordon, I’m home!
I know this is off topic,but couldn’t help myself,just listened to an album called Soldiers Coming Home,brilliant singing but how sad.
It brought it home to me as to how we are losing lives in pursuing a crap war compliments of this shower of shit we are calling a liebor government.
This bunch of marxist arseholes should be tried in front of a court for war crimes against the people of this country.
Sooner we rid ourselves of this arsehole of a government the better,the whole lot of them are in my opinion in the gutter as far as politics are concerned.
This country needs to wake up and fast as to what is being done in their name,actually I seriously believe in what OLD HOLBORN says their are 600 and odd of them compared with 60 odd million of us.
So my question is why the fuck are we standing for this load of crap that is being foisted on us.
Do we reeally need to wait for the next election to express our feelings,start demonstrating now,I can assure you the politico elite will shit themselves if we do this because they rely on sheeple to follow blindly their marxist mantra.
Come on people show them what you think in any way possible.
Thus ends the sermon by Conservative Central Office. Remember on May 6
Conservative X
Thus ends todays broadcast from Conservative Central Office (with the kind permission of Mr José Manuel Barroso). Dont forget to vote on May 6th.
Conservative X
I am ready – my 76 yr old mother told me last night she will be ready to walk,literally with a zimmer frame to protest.
Brown – you will be slaughtered at the election you try so hard to avoid.
You will never be able to walk in a public place (you never do nowadays,such is your cowardice,you utter utter piece of dog excrement).
You are very lucky to have such an entourage around you – my mother wants to tear you into little bits.
This place is funnier than anything Viz could ever make up.
Caricature, conspiracy mentalists and far right paranoid stereotype central.
Hilarious stuff.
Which group are you in?
the camp laughing at you all and making mock satirical posts that never get noticed because this place is full of far right twats
you do realise some of the posters who frequent this ‘comedy’ site are taking the piss and trying to be as outragously lowbrow and Daily Mail as possible to see if anyone actually notices they are being mocked?
(they rarely if ever do of course, most of the time they get encouraging harrumphing and cheering noises which is sidesplitting)
Yeah fuck off and don’t come back then. I’m sure the stats will survive your permanent departure.
This is a site where people can vent their true feelings, instead of conforming to a world view scratched on the back of a fag packet in a student union bar in the sixties.
Now do one.
You do realise that you’re not the only one?
Nike – just building your Walt profile with some terribly nice chaps over at ARRSE. Do you have any orders, decorations or titles you’d like to add to your portfolio?
He’s James Bond.
Don’t you know.
And you’re fucking Napoleon.
Twat.
James Bond in your head. Don’t remember claiming any such thing. The fantasy of the SAS still lingers doesn’t it? Probably the finest troops in the World that I have never met.
Did I mention the SBS? Did I mention the SAS? Or boast of having known CIA officers? Subtle hints about the IDF already? Poole Harbour? Thanks for the hint, O benificent Infidel! Just to impress poor dim people like us.
Operational Security. I suppose you’ll be telling us it was so long ago it doesn’t matter…
Fuck off back to The Guardian.
Fuck off back to the Daily Mail
Gordon is a knob.
Stiinking marxist slime, are you happy with the way you have completely fucked up the country?
Oh yes? and what will YOU do when the UN Stormtroopers put her Majesties head on a Pike and turn Buckingham Palace into a gay theme park for Lesbians?
Think you’ll be laughing when the President of Europe decrees Thursdays to be disabled ethnic minority day and forces every household in the land to install a disabled toilet ‘just in case’ ? Will you be happy to pay 105% tax for that?
When they replace the great British Bobbies stately headgear with a UN peacekeeping helmet and force the Coldstream Guards to wear ‘fur friendly’ inflatable flashing Busby hats I wonder if you’ll be laughing quite so hard then?
And when the UN communomarxisocialifascists march you and your pets off to the eco friendly Tesco concentration camps who’ll be left to laugh then?
(flapflapflapflap) U-URRRRRKK!!!
Sarah Palin makes, socialists! my, socialists! tinkle feel, socialists! funny.
I, socialists! wuv Sarah Palin and, socialists, smart folks like Dubya Bush, socialists!
Did i mention SOCIALISTS?
K-KRAAAAWWKK!!! SOCIAGES!! SAUSALISTS!! (squeetle) BALDIE!
Socialism’s for Grinchs
http://en.rian.ru/world/20091225/157372109.html
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez called for an end of Christmas “consumption insanity” and replace presents for children with stories about national independence hero Simon Bolivar, local media reported.
I see that one sailed over the neoconservative retard’s head.
You keep thinking you’re cleverer than others. Don’t worry if the world doesn’t work the way you think it does, it’s just the world that’s wrong.
None more stupid than those who can’t work out why Fox news is the most popular NEWS network.*
*Hint. It’s because you actually get news, not just what the left allows you to be told.
He so stupid he thinks Fox News isn’t blatantly obvious shallow entertainment and paranoia for retards. You can tell his limited narrow minded neocon view of the world is spoonfed to him by Fox News.*
He’s so fucking dumb he thought Iraq was a great idea along with Bush and Blair.
*Hint – Just because it has the word News in the title doesn’t mean it’s actual News any more than ‘Fair and Balanced’ isn’t hilariously ironic neocon speak for propaganda arm of the GOP.
Real News has nothing to do with ratings shit for brains.
Lunatic performing monkeys always get good ratings as freak shows as Glenn Beck proves.
Fox News is dumbed down hysteria for simpletons which is why you love it so much. It panders to the stupid and mentally unstable.
Not forgetting Labour Trolls having a day off from arselicking on LabourList?
it is OS X that is lickable
The politics of yawn inducement…
I;m bored by this “corrupt MPs stuff”. It was a rotten system. It’s now being reformed. End of story I think. There are far more important issues to do with public borrowing, taxation and so on, Islam, Iran, EU and Nato that need to be addressed.
Yep.
And it’s about time Sweeney Todd was rehabilitated, too.
Such tasty pies.
I agree old chap. It was all about the politics of envy anyway, what?
Now duck off.
Being reformed? Don’t make me laugh. The slimy shits in westminster couldn’t reform a packet of crisps. Politics has always been a dirty corrupt business and always will be.
Dear Serfs,
I have worked tirelessly over the past year (and decades) to ensure you plebs are governed under a dictatorship, to pay for one’s building repairs, shooting parties and world domination plans.
One is so impressed with Mr Brown. His talented government has worked at full speed destroying western society and free markets. We had a jolly good bash in Trinidad and Tobago to celebrate our commonwealth (not your’s, ours!)
Having signed your self-rule over to EUSSR at Lisbon, I then despatched Charles to Copenhagen to convince the world to fleece you again. He failed miserably. What a loser! William will therefore take over his duties.
Our troops have excelled with their willingness to stay out of Britain. Any rebellion by the riff-raff in Britain will be swiftly quashed. We have UN troops now…
Keep paying, serfs and vote for Gordon or Dave. You know we like it…
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to us.
ER
(P.S. Please do not disturb over New Year.)
The commonwealth, the common wealth (bugger that….Her Majesty).
Sid is alive and well.
SAUSAGES.
What part of, S-A-U-S-A-G-E-S don’t you understand, moron?
Washing his brain? More like rinsed in the urinal.
A VOTE FOR ESTHER IS A WASTED SAUSAGE
That’s life as a twat who fellates tramps for cider money TaT.
No 10 Official: “Mr Prime Minister Sir, a student with links to the UK tried to blow up a US bound plane”
Gordon Brown: “I’m going to conviene a London Summit in the New Year involving all World Leaders to sort out this this matter. I will announce at the London Summit that Britain wll commit one billion pounds towards solving the problem”
No 10 Official: “Mr Prime Minister Sir, the UK has come to a halt because of winter snow storms”
Gordon Brown: “I’m going to conviene a London Summit in the New Year involving all World Leaders to sort out this this matter. I will announce at the London Summit that Britain wll commit one billion pounds towards solving the problem”
No 10 Official: “Mr Prime Minister Sir, five EuroStar trains were stuck in the Channel Tunnel in the week before Christmas”
Gordon Brown: “I’m going to conviene a London Summit in the New Year involving all World Leaders to sort out this this matter. I will announce at the London Summit that Britain wll commit one billion pounds towards solving the problem”
It’s the right thing to do: wasting Taxpayers’ money – it’s in Labour’s D-N-A.
Thank God that this tragi-comedy is drawing to its close – 6 months max of this inept Clown.
Sufficient cause indeed to welcome in 2010
The thing is, what is a post Brown blogging world gonna look like comedy wise?
Pretty bleak I should imagine.
I’m sure Cameron and his comedy cabinet will hit the ground running after the election and within six months we’ll be pulling their routine apart in the usual fashion.
6 months? They haven’t even started ruining the country yet and we can easily take this piss out of Dave,
Ahh but think of the alternative – if Liebour win they will definitely come up with some smartarse reason to shut down order-order.com. The unflushable turd wants to regulate the net in line with all liebour control freak roots. Hes already in bed with big media regarding file sharing, so he’s pushing their 3 strikes rule for all he’s worth.
Dave and his banker/royal fascists welcomed the EU/NWO spy and oppression network.
Dave will be worse than Gordon just as Obumma is worse than Bushed.
Why?
Because people will be so happy to get Gordon and Bush out that they ignore the fact that both are controlled by the same people and while you are not expecting it they will sneek in further tyranny.
and who will be keeping you informed of the tyranny – certainly not the controllled mainstreme and not Guido(mainstreme), it will be a few maverics who will be closed down and sent to re-eductaion camps.
Enjoy your tyranny and slavery to the royals and the bankers.
As for the handfull of morons who believe Dave will save them, ask yourself why Dave is not giving you a choice on Europe – forget the lisbon treaty, I am talking about IN OR OUT.
Dave has almost no power and it is dwindling by the day, surely the people should get a say in the matter?
clearly not – the mainstreme politicians and the press have been corrupted and your children are being brainwashed and you are being replaced.
You are almost out of time.
A vote for Dave is a vote for the EUSSR and enslavement to the bankers, fiat money and the royals.
enjoy your slavery sheeple – PS the middleclasses will lose ALL their wealth and goverment workers will be on the breadline one the NWO take total control and democracy ends.
and why doesn’t the utter c*unt incorporate a double barreled shotgun into his ugly gurning mouth and pull the f’ing trigger?
Brown: Anyone got any good ideas for policies for the GE?
Balls: The Tories have got these policies to bolster the family and marriage.
Brown: Mmmmmm, we’ll have a bit of that. Let’s add a bit of pro-marriage stuff to the primary school personal development module that teaches little boys the joys of anal sex and little girls that motherhood is a defunct traditional role now largely carried out by the State and its many agencies.
But that was my Policy!
It’s that Bloody Balls again ! Time for Jack the “Kingmaker” to make his visit to Gordon asap now that the “Noble Lord” has also withdrawn his support in despair at Gordon’s seclusion from reality
Dave will talk about family, he will talk about many Tory buzz words – just like Gordon talks about Britishness! while doing everything in his power to destroy all sence of Britishness and the very nations soveriegn rights.
Yeah that’s right Dave will do all he can to destroy the family while propagandising the opposite.
What Dave will do is the same as Gordon – oppress the poor sending the wealth to the banking/royal elites – thats it.
He will do it with Tory spin, the only difference.
So Dave(Blair2) doesn’t mind going out on a limb to please his countryside alliance supporters. Tally Ho!
But we all know, he is more than happy just to adopt Liebour’s policicies on the EU, Immigration and Human Rights because he doesn’t want to frighten the horses!
I don’t give a toss if he wants to allow his supporters to send dogs out to rip out the heart of a fox however I’d rather he send his dogs out to rip out the heart of the EU, Immigration and Human Rights and to give us back our country!
So as I said before, it has to be the UNITED KINGDOM INDEPENDENCE PARTY for me! It does what it says on the tin! The trouble with Dave is you don’t know what you will get once the tin is opened; it may have already gone off or be passed its sell by date! Are there any real tories left any more?
Hope your listening Dave, the heir to Blair!!
I think Gordon should be given more time to fully implement his policies to destruction. Give him another chance FFS.
I know there are some real tories out there even now.
The london borough of hammersmith and fulham have cut their council tax by 3% for the last 4 years! very well done!
Unlike those tories in the london borough of redbridge, and who, if they are not still falling out with each other, continue to RAISE our council tax year after year, just like Liebour. And, even when you e-mail the council leader, he ignores you and doesn’t even bother to reply to you. I wish I had some real tories in redbridge that I could vote for!
I promise we will root out these extremists from the Conservative party, voters can rest assured that we will be the new party of tax and spend.
Bottoms up
“I know there are some real tories out there even now.”
Bulldust!
The Conservative party are commited to remaining in the EUSSR, which is big goverment socialism and not conservative in the slightest.
In short their is NO conservative party, all that is left are people clinging to the gravy train and that includes Hannan.
Any real Tory would have left and joined UKIP to remove the socialist totalitarian EU.
Therefor their are NO real conservatives left in that treacherous party.
and don’t give me the bull about changing it from the inside, That is the freeloader MPs excuse for having no dignity as any opposition will be routed out and will have no power anyway, they will be whipped into EU Daves pets, not enough of them would risk sacrificing their seats, and furthermore how many have really made a serious stand against the EU or Labour even?
Standing ovation for Tony wasn’t it Dave – wonder why?
because they both work for the same group of elites.
So more terrorist links from London! Are you surprised?
Still if we all had to carry Identity cards this could never happen could it?
But SURELY,its Afghanistan that we need to be,not on the streets of London or the airports of the world.
I was at T5,Heathrow on 23rd Dec for 3 hours waiting for a relative arriving – not one policemen seen in Arrivals or upstairs at Departures – not one of them.
Perhaps they are undercover as tourists/travellers?
Amazing to see no overt security present.
Yet again another terrorist outrage and the Police have no problem with identifying the would be bomber. In fact I cant remember identity ever being an issue with terrorists. Just goes to show what utter utter idiots our Government are, complete incompetents.
Not only that. His Dad told the security services that he was hanging out with Alchy Ada and he was very concerned about his son And Not only that his dad a prominent banker is an ex government minister.
What more do the security services require FFS?
I bet if the lad had put the wrong kind of rubbish in his wheelie bin they would have carried out covert surveillance and banged him up pronto
We don’t do anything for fear of being called racist or angering our core voters.
These `terrorist` attacks are set up by the goverment, surrender your freedoms people, the global NWO tyranny needs to control you as they remove your soveriegnty – done, democratic rights – done and open the death camps – on the way.
If we had identity cards everyone would know who they were and Harperson would be known for her assoCIAtionwith Mr Dromney
Scotland Yard have caught an Irishman planting a bomb in London,
They arrested him whilst he was watering it.
It seemed to work in London on a regular not so long ago.
We must buy the song “Gordon Is A Moron” and ensure it is Number One in the closing weeks of the election (if the c*unt Brown ever survives that long).
So yet another terrorist with links to Britain. At this rate we should be invading ourselves. Can I suggest we hook up with the Americans in this venture as they are world class at blue on blue incidents and we would take ourselves out in no time with their help.
Using Gordon’s logic then invading the UK, killing all the terrorists and their sympathisers and setting up a democracy would be the right thing to do. Actually it would not be such a bad thing to do. Go for it Gord
The United Kingdom, the only country ever to be invaded by Poland.
Hahahahahahahahahaha……..
Und you zay us chermans have no sense of the humour, ya?
Suck on zat, little Tommy Atkins.
So what happens if you have to take a dump on the last hour of the flight and I mean have to?
Surely common sense says make the nervous dark bearded chap reading the Koran shit his kecks in his seat and let the young Christian mum take her distressed baby to the WC. But they won’t will they, the mother and child will have to suffer because of not wanting to offend the dodgy dude.
Good thinking. We have to stay ahead of the enemy with this sort of thing. Cop a promotion to Major, dick.
No doubt all passengers will be issued with a plastic(bio-degradeable of course)bag and you’ll have to take a dump in your seat if it’s that urgent – obvious.
I leave you with this thought though -Better to shit yourself than be blown to smithereens !
Except that this rule is bollocks – all it means is that any action will take place earlier in the flight.
Can’t we use the Labour cabinet as a kind of tester for dangerous devices/people – there are enough of them.
We could have Brown permanently at Heathrow,putting his hand up arab/african bottoms – he would just love that.
‘So what happens if you have to take a dump on the last hour of the flight and I mean have to?’
If you are lucky you will be sitting next to me !
I had a knock at the door this morning from a travelling hoover salesman, before I even had the chance to tell him to fuck off, he threw dog shit all over my carpet!
‘Don’t worry’ he said ‘If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all of the dog shit from your carpet, I will personally eat whats left!’
As it turned out he was hungry and did eat the lot……..maybe I should have paid that electric bill before they cut me off!
Aaaaaaarrrrggghhhhhh…..!!!!!!!!!!!
Laugh ? We thought we’d never start.
Apparently the would-be plane bomber smuggled his explosives onto the plane by strapping them to his upper leg. He was carried off with ’severe burns’, presumably also to any anatomical features in close proximity to his upper leg.
These Alky-Ada wallahs haven’t really thought it through, have they? What are the terrorists going to do about seventy-two (eager or otherwise) virgins if their wedding tackle is mangled and smouldering?
+++Laugh+++
Eng. only you could have thought of that one!!
Yeah, the dirty minded fucker.
Basic engineering: I believe it’s called the ‘proximity effect’.
He’ll be playing the part of 72 virgins when the big boys corner him in the showers.
I think you’ll find that the guy will be going down the “lethal injection” route. Attempting to blow up an airliner is a Capital Offence in the USA not just 200 hours Community Service as in the UK owing to his “fragile”state of mind and the fact that it was all a mis-understanding you understand – never intended to bring down the plan-it was all just a protest against US policy in Afghanistan(well of course it was!)and intended to highlight conditions in Nigeria!!!
Pity it wasnt Chinese air space he tried this little stunt over, they would have had the fucker shot by now. Say what you like about them but they dont mess about these fellas.
Are you aware of the irony in capital punishment scaring a suicide martyr?
For the rest of his life it’s going to hurt every time he takes a piss :)
In this country it hurts US every time Gordo takes the piss.
I heard it’s supposed to be a translation error and White Raisins are the reward, not virgins.
“The Mail on Sunday has been told that five Cabinet heavyweights believe Labour would have a better chance if Mr Brown resigned.
The ‘Fearless Five’ are led by Justice Secretary Mr Straw, who has reportedly suggested a ‘decisive and dignified’ exit for him.”
Oh,we have a VERY dignified exit for this fraudster haven’t we?
Execution in Whitehall for treason as a Soviet spy.
“Oh,we have a VERY dignified exit for this fraudster haven’t we?”
Yeah, it’s called Dignitas.
Fearless ??? Wasn’t Jack Straw’s father imprisoned for refusing to fight in WWII ?
Steady on, next you will be saying ” Like father, like Son”
Hmmmmm could be true as Jack seems to be licking the back passage of his constituency muslims, cannot think why !!
Anthony Cooper was a con-man it does not mean that John Locke will follow in his “career-path”
Cast into the wilderness, the Great Leader and the rest of the Gang and followers….. Straw should get 100 lashes for his sins, as required by sharia law !!
I’d even vote for that, already.
Not sure what the exchange rate is but for the cost of Tony Blair’s security just look at the kind of man we could of had.
What has Labour done for us? – absolutely flock all !!
Oh, I don’t know about that old chap.
Ok for you, he has promised you £Billions that we haven’t got !! Just another Scorched Earth Policy…… of the Great Leader !
KILL! KILL! KILL!
It seems to work OK for us mate.
Have you had your payment from the CIA this month guys?
isn’t it about time that the world gave the usa a wide berth
once again at a major holiday time we have a terrot alert involving the usa and the uk
now we all know that the usa is a very friendly nation, disliking wars and creating trouble for anyone don’t we
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_the_United_States
just who is the real terrorist
What the fuck are you on about?
You are presuming we still have an independant country, unfortunately I have news for you, the Bankers and the Royals(mainly US an UK based) now own us and they get what they want and what they want is world goverment and all your money. if that takes wars and imperialistic invasion then that is whatb they will do.
You have no say in the matter, EU Dave will make sure of it just like his partners tony and gordon.
There’s no one more devout than someone who’s prepared to die carrying out the religious obligations of his faith.
Luckily for us, the security agencies say there are only around 2000 muslims in this country with the piety and devotion to carry out every instruction in the koran. Most of the rest are bad muslims who ignore passages requiring them to destroy the unbeliever.
But seeing what one individual can do, I don’t think I’m hugely reassured.
The security services have to be lucky every day of every week of every month of every year, the islamists only need to be lucky once!
The odds are not great and get worse every day.
You obviously meant “deluded” not devout.
There isn’t a major religion anywhere that has ever advocated the indiscriminate maiming and killing of innocents of any faith by reason of anything even remotely related to a just cause and suicide by itself is frowned upon in many religions as a cop out.
Anyone claiming to die as a suicide bomb martyr will almost certainly go to hell in any religion and fxxking good riddance.
The above obviously beleives everthing AlJaBeebya tells them.
“fight and slay the pagans (or infidels or unbelievers) wherever you find them” (9:5)
The Religion of Peace:
Suicide Bad, Martyrdom Good
Read more elsewhere; plenty of justification for the deluded to do what they wish (or are persuaded to) on behalf of the many.
All it would take I suppose is for their leaders to become clear on the subject but that ain’t going to happen! Here’s around 150,000 reasons why not (just in the UK):
Brit Muslims Support Terror
The answer has to include screening; I too am heartily sick of taking shoes and belt off in public to pretend we are all the same.
This anti-terror thingy dreamt up by UK and USA is a wearing a little thin. Sure, there may be the odd Islamic nutter willing to blow his balls off, but otherwise it’s a con. No doubt govts. will build this up over the coming weeks (enough to cancel a General Election, perhaps), but the Brits. and Americans are being fooled by their own Governments.
It’s pretty clear 9/11 (and possibly 7/7) was an inside job (the twin towers were brought down by nano-thermite, as was WT7).
The real enemy is our own Government.
agreed. no doubt gordon brown will use this oppurtunity to tell us if we all carry ID cards and have cameras installed in our front living rooms we will be safe from the wannabe terroists.
Keep taking deep breaths – nobodycouldhatemethatmuch nobodycouldhatemethatmuch – ahh, Bless, feel better already, doncha!
You self-deluded mugs.
Said the Ostrich. Keep taking the tablets and maybe you’ll stop worshipping your masters.
I despise our masters – curiously, so do the people who’d like to kill us because they can’t get at them. Left wing Ideology doesn’t make you any safer from shrapnel or blast effects, but if that’s what you believe in order to make yourself feel safer in public spaces, crack on.
Did they have a `drill` on the same day, or has that scam a bit too exposed now?
David Taylor MP died yesterday after suffering a heart attack.
http://www.thisisleicestershire.co.uk/news/MP-admits-lack-judgement-claims/article-1017457-detail/article.html
Sorry, I can’t look at this post without thinking, “Gordon Brown PM died yesterday after suffering a heart attack.”
Tough luck mate, RIP. Straight by-election fight between Labour and Tories – should be interesting.
David Taylor was a decent bloke and good constituency MP. RIP. He died in a similar manner to Robin Cook suffering a heart attack whilst out walking and visiting nearby Calke Abbey( there ARE some bloody steep and knackering hills on the estate especially if you’ve got a “dicky heart”) but having said that NW Leics is there for the Conservatives to take with a Labour majority of under 4,500 and is predicted to go Conservative at the 2010 general Election given boundary changes and the loss of a sizeable proportion of the traditional Labour voting ex- mining wards and the influx of new housing and young families in to the area since 2005.
One down, how many to go??
No doubt labour will be on the attack against whichever candidate the Tories put up…..
They might find the going tough. The MP for NW leic. has answered (rather unsatisfactorily) some tough questions this year on his unacceptable expenses.
Nonetheless I feel sorry for his family that his sudden and tragic death has come at Christmas time. That tragedy , of course, is what edballs and the labour campaign team in NW leic. will try to exploit in the hope of getting another labour victory.
Nell…..how can you be sooooo cynical??
I regret the passing of anyone taken early, however we all have to go sooner or later….his was natural causes….the Great Leader and the one before him caused the deaths of too many innocents and I am talking about our troops !!
20th November 2009, the prime minister visits the constituency of David Taylor, MP.
27th December 2009, David Taylor dies of a massive heart attack.
http://www.davidtaylormp.com/news?action=view&newsID=417
JONAH ADMITS !
Gordon Brown praised Mr Taylor as ‘one of the most hard working MPs locally and nationally – a great representative who felt and spoke up for the needs of his constituents’.
‘When I visited his constituency a few weeks ago I found enormous respect and admiration for what he has achieved as a local member of parliament,’ the Prime Minister said in a statement
FUCK ME IS THERE NO END TO JONAHS DEATH TOUCH
All he touches turns to DUST !
Everything the NWO touches turns to dust –
Tony, Gordon and soon Dave!
I really need five more years for my project to be completed.
‘Cause I’d leave .gov .gov .gov
To Manse with my father agaieeeeeeen…….!
I had a bulging sack on Christmas morning. Nothing to do with presents, one of my cysts had ruptured. Now, like on the tree, my balls are just for decoration.
Quackers
Let’s have a bit of honesty for a fucking change.
I can’t see that happening at Westminster somehow.
Where has everybody gone?
To the salt mines, every one….
I had a bulging sack on Christmas morning. Nothing to do with presents, one of my cysts had ruptured. Now, like on the tree, my balls are just for decoration.
He was a Saint:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/8431697.stm
He was a Sinner:
http://www.thisisleicestershire.co.uk/news/MP-admits-lack-judgement-claims/article-1017457-detail/article.html
Either way, we foot the bill natch.
These people should be sacked for their extremist views. No one takes offence at this ‘cept the extremist Council workers who make these incompetent and useless decisions. Listen pet despite what your dogma tells you NO ONE has ever or will ever be taken to court for using these light hearted Bingo terms, I repeat No one , not ever .Do you get that that !
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/suffolk/8431483.stm
So Tessa Jowell is all over the papers giving us the benefit of her wisdom today. Listen Love If I recall correctly you were the Government minister who walked out on her husband when he was initially charged with Fraud saying you believed he was innocent ….FFS !!!! begs that question so why did you leave him then ???
He has of course since been convicted and has been exposed as a common criminal. In the meantime Your part in all this has not been explained to the electorates satisfaction in case you are wondering.
What makes you think we have the least bit of interest in listening to you ?
I would rather pass a a large kidney stone whilst taking “Relationship” advice fron Angelina Jollie than listen to anything that comes out of your mouth .
What part of the expression “You have no credibility love” dont you understand ?
Wasn’t our Tess the one who signed mortgage documents that she never read?
How convenient! Your signature’s on the proof of a crime but since you never read the documents you can’t be guilty. That can only be true for labour ministers!!!
Anyway I hope gordon doesn’t listen to her advice and that he and edballs keep banging on about the class war because that way they can only lose votes.
I’d still fucking give her one!
I’m sure in reality you have better taste than that!
Shocking isn’t it nell? Mind you after rimming tat, anything must look good.
Im sure he means Angelina Jollie
Surely you mean when pissed??
Tess must get her legal advice from Baroness Scotty.
Just deny everything and hang on for grim death. Works every time.
One consolation . Grim political death/annihilation is coming down on labour like a thunderstorm. I’m going to enjoy every minute of gordon’s dragged out performance.
What’s the betting he hangs on by his poor chewed fingers at least until May 6. He sure knows how to prolong his own agony and ours!
So would I!
Any old iron, any old iron…
So Alhaji Umaru Mutallab’s son, Abdul Farouk Umar Abdulmutallab tried to blow up a plane.
To prevent future incidents, they should add to the no-fly list everyone with a fucking ridiculous name
MI5 had sussed him out in May of this year as an AlkyAda convert and refused him a return visa to continue his studies.
I wonder why they didn’t share that knowledge with the CIA?
What’s the betting there’s a big row going on behind the scenes between the British and American governments?
The “special relationship” is fast, under Snotty’s stewardship, turning to mutual distrust.
I saw some cheap telly show recently where the customs boys bounced an alien because his course was fake. He reapplied 9 months later and got in. Its a routine thing they do at customs. I wouldn’t place much faith in MI5 knowing the guy was a mentalfundalist.
I read elsewhere that 550k people are on the bad boy potential list already. Thats over a thousand planeloads of scumbags. If thats how many we are up against its actually surprising so few get through.
Perhaps allowing a no hoper Nigerian to set fire to his Y-fronts on an American plane gives the CIA a good reason to muscle in on the Nigerian government and all that lovely jubbly oil?
Have three lanes at security….. Christian, Muslim and Undecided…… I know who I would let through, and who to search, question and interrogate !!! any ‘alleged woman’ in a burpa should go to the back of the queue for a strip search !!
hehehehehehehe profile the barstewards !!!!
Just offer passengers a bacon sarnie.
“Inshallah, the prophet forbids….”
“Way the fuck and walk”
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/5665961/balls-pitches-for-the-leadership.thtml
So edballs has finally displaced mandy and taken over control of gordon. Now scheming ed is positioning gordon for a fall and himself for a leadership challenge once labour collapse at the next GE.
I’m hoping edballs then wins the leadership challenge because he will take labour to somewhere left of the old soviets and annihilation.
This is brilliant news. Ed Scrote has zero charisma, in fact he has the opposite of charisma, his public image is that of a loathsome, smug bully. I don’t care if they put a team of make-over experts, life coaches and spin doctors on him for 6 months, nothing will change that.
And it would help keep the ruinous socialists and marxists out of office for a very long time, long enough, one hopes, to rebuild the country, and the economy that they have systematically wrecked.
I was told by one of his ex-teachers that Ed Balls had no friends at school and even annoyed the teachers.
An Old Nottinghamian, as was Hoon and Ken Clarke; policies created on the playing fields at Valley Road. Coat of arms: ermine and three blackbirds rising proper; motto: Lauda Finem. I think he mainly annoyed the teachers subseqent to leaving.
just like you AC1
that must be why you are such a complete tit
Is that you projecting again Tat?
As Ed Balls has no Friends it might be him trying to be insulting. It was a bit of a crap insult, not upto the standards I expect.
The country must never, ever forget his right honourable service to our war veterans either – he put in a £33 claim for a poppy wreath. It is not known if he was wearing his nazi outfit whilst gazing at another mans buttocks at the time: http://bit.ly/81JvhS
Ballsdrick cannot fit into a Nazi uniform – I think you are thinking of Dick Sniffin.
You are a tit.
End of story.
Hi tat, on the midnight run to make sure you get the last word?
Pathetic.
Really Tat! Her arse doesn’t require sweetening before you rim.
The only thing I do question is your sanity, old fruit.
Oer, looks like I’ve struck a nerve there. Gone on, prove you’re sane then.
Goodnight, but make sure you take the medication.
See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya!
You really have issues with the word “Hung” don’t you?
Let’s start with you telling me about your relationship with your Mother.
I’ll tell you about my relationship with his father.
They really are the Josef and Magda Goebbels of the International Socialist Labour Party aren’t they? And if they think they gain power by following Brown into the bunker, they are just as fucking deluded.
ed&yvette remind me of c++cescu’s! Same arrogance and disregard for human decency.
Fair enough comments on the Ballsdricks but a bit rich coming from a supporter of the Bullingdon Club – all together;
we’re bullindon hearties
we love drunken parties
we swagger around as a gang
we fuck all the debs
and we beat up the plebs
then we bugger off back to our lands
we’re prats, prats
complete tory prats
……………etc
“To prevent future incidents, they should add to the no-fly list everyone with a fucking ridiculous name”
There goes my summer holiday then.
And mine
Me too.
And moin, begorrah and bejazuz.
Sorry if previously posted but…….
“Jack (sic Straw) only wants to do the best for Labour and for Gordon,’ said an MP close to the Justice Secretary. ‘If that means persuading Gordon it would be in everyone’s interest for him to step down before the Election, then so be it. No one wants to see him humiliated.”
Point No 1 – How about doing the best for the country and for us just for once rather than just anything to ensure Labour retain power?
Point 2 – ‘No one wants to see him humiliated’ Oh yes I do !!!! and I know many just like me. I want to see him so humiliated that he can never show his face in public again except when he is finally brought to court for his crimes against the United Kingdom.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1238620/Straw-leads-Labour-Fearless-Five-want-Brown-ousted-Election–Mandelson-sulks-arch-rival-Balls-increases-influence-PM.html?ITO=1708&referrer=yahoo#ixzz0aulnSKWv
Thats a great article, but why the Stan Laurel photo at the top?
So are Bin liner’s finest now reduced to fumbling under blankets and burning their knickers?
What would Mohamed say about such embarrassment?
It’s No wonder that Obama’s popularity ratings are the lowest when he has numpties like this on his team.
http://www.politico.com/blogs/politicolive/1209/Napolitano_The_system_worked.html?showall
Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said Sunday that the thwarting of the attempt to blow up an Amsterdam-Detroit airline flight Christmas Day demonstrated that “the system worked.”
Obviously I missed the regulation that seated Large Dutch men next to potential terrorists.
Traditionally, large Dutchmen appear in naughty films, dosed up on Viagra, or are seen on the landings of our nicks after trying to import large amounts of drugsh.
That’ll be the “system” of common humanity, decency and bravery that all politicians rely upon. But didn’t invent. Give it 24 hours before McDoom takes the credit over here.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article6968320.ece
Already has! He’s going to ‘do whatever it takes’ to keep us all safe.
Wow that makes me feel loads better- doesn’t it you?!!
If we all hold our breath for 12 hours he will be calling an international conference, at British taxpayers expense, of 300 countries, leaders plus all their advisers, to discuss this latest terrorist incident , which hasn’t even happened on British soil!!
Conference to be held in the Birmingham Exhibition Centre or some similar place, just pror to the GE. Great vote winner. He Hopes!!
It was a Labour government that ensured we had the necessary systems in place to ensure this person did not re-enter the UK; we may have missed one or two others though…
Sunday Times.
However, with a mandate from the British people to govern for another five years you can be sure that we will Finish The Job.
Unlike the tories etc etc, who will focus on the few, privilege, fox hunting, blah, blah, inheritance tax, blah, blah [fart]; we are the party of the many, etc.
Just a few…
http://www.memri.org/report/en/0/0/0/0/0/0/3861.htm
Labour backbencher David Taylor has died after suffering a heart attack, it was announced today.
The North West Leicestershire MP was walking with his family on Boxing Day when he was taken ill.
A statement on Mr Taylor’s website said: ‘David was enjoying a walk with his family at Calke Abbey when he suffered a massive heart attack.
‘He was rushed to Queens Hospital, Burton on Trent but they were unable to save him. His widow Pam has paid tribute to the efforts of the ambulance and hospital staff.’
The 63-year-old had already announced he was standing down from the Commons at the next general election.
Jonah Jinx ?
Gordon Brown praised Mr Taylor as ‘one of the most hard working MPs locally and nationally – a great representative who felt and spoke up for the needs of his constituents’.
‘WHEN I VISITED HIS CONSTITUENCY A FEW WEEKS AGO I found enormous respect and admiration for what he has achieved as a local member of parliament,’ the Prime Minister said in a statement”
Sorry for his family but could be an interesting by-election. Conservative target no 81 needing 4.75% swing – if they don’t find an excuse to delay it until the GE.
Telecoms firms have accused the Government of acting like the East German Stasi over plans to force them to store the details of every phone call for at least a year.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1238618/Telecom-firms-criticise-plan-Stasi-like-checks-phone-email.html#ixzz0auyh7TRn
Well what’s the matter with them!!! gordon and edballs ARE the stasi / old style soviets.
Why has it taken them so long to work that out?!
As Brown has nothing to fear he will not mind the storage of the record of the 2 hour phone-calls to Bath.
Come on Guido – put down the Beamish, finish the Power’s chaser and put up another post please – we’re paying for this stuff and time is money, chap.
New phrase here in Tuscany:
Oh, can you chuck another Guy Gibson’s dog on the fire please ducky?
Guy Gibson and his dog are the perfect example of loyalty, friendship, courage and tenacity.
I hope no-one one thinks of throwing any of those things on the fire because under gordon’s management those honorable characteristics have become rather hard to find.
Of course, in the remake of the film “The Dambusters” to be released next year, don’t be surprised if the dog is called Delbert.
Silly labour laws!! Time to roll back state control and let people be less politically correct.
Perhaps Guy Gibson will be recast as a British Moslem in the interests of diversity in which case he won’t have a dog though there may be one called pariah hanging about near the shithouse.
OK CHAPS. THIS IS IT. NOSE GUNNER. KEEP THOSE FLAK BATTERIES BUSY WHEN WE BEGIN OUR RUN IN. BOMB DOORS OPEN. STEADY. STEADY. ALLAH AKBAR. BOMBS GONE.
Here in Politicoland we say:
“Oi, Alastair, chuck another country on the G20 will you!”
I wonder how many statisticians are currently sweating over the UK’s Q4 “stats” as we speak? Monkey Theorem.
The Dear Leader must have the tools to fight the election (AKA Liebore votes).
I had to go to a funeral today, its always sad when somebody dies at Christmas.
Especially when you spent a fortune buying the Hoon a Christmas present.
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OT bhis is probably of interest to you Guido.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/top-court-transforms-press-freedom-with-new-libel-defence/article1409816/
This actually extends to the blogoshere and not just the dead tree press.
For too long libel laws in the UK have been deliberately used against individuals, not to ‘win’ but to grind down and suck the respondent dry with huge legal fees.
This Canadian system is EXACTLY what is needed in the UK: it’s a decision that says where journalists can prove they are responsible and have undertaken due diligence, they are free of the effects of retaliation by those in positions of power or authority.
Carter-Ruck won’t be pleased, or Her Madge!
Anyone with an interest in the recent Irish report on the dreadful sins of the Catholic church may like to consider Stuart Syvret’s blog and this contribution from the now retired Lenny Harper…. (all a bit detailed but worth the attention). Over to you again Jack Straw (don’t hold your breaths).
Lenny (Harper) asked me to post this comment as he’s having computer difficulties.
“Interesting to see Stuart, the comments alongside the name of Simon Thomas of those chambers. He was of course the “independent” and “very experienced in child abuse” lawyer appointed by the Attorney General to work alongside my team. Readers of this blog may recall the battle I had to fight as the AG wanted Mr Thomas placed in our Enquiry Office and to have access to all of our raw evidence and intelligence so that he could “make informed decisions at an early stage.” I resisted this by pointing out that he was a member of the same legal establishment against whom many of the complaints of cover up were directed. I pointed out that to place him in such a sensitive position with access to all information and intelligence that we received, would severely damage our credibility with victims and witnesses. Many, many, e mails are in existence detailing the efforts of the AG to over-rule me and to get Mr Thomas in our office as this “is the way the CPS operate in the UK.” Under severe pressure I had to agree to him having an office at Police Headquarters. We found it even then difficult to get hold of him as he seemed to spend much of his time in the UK. Certainly files, even simple ones, but most notably the Maguires, seemed to take an awful long time to be read and a decision given. (I was still waiting on the Maguires decision when I retired!) You may also recall that after he changed his mind about charging the couple who liked to hit children with cricket bats he and I had that conversation with me in Jersey, and him on the platform of a railway station in the UK. You will be aware that he denied any influence by the AG or any Jersey sources in the process which led to changing his mind. He seemed to suggest that he in fact had not changed his mind even though the couple were in custody and we had agreed to arrest only after getting his go ahead. I was warned that if I continued to repeat these matters his chambers would sue me. It was this decision which led to me issuing the Press Release in which I made it clear the decision to release the couple was against my wishes following which the AG demanded a report from me as to why I had issued the said Press Release. When I completed the report listing what I saw as the shortcomings in the service we had received from the Prosecuting Authorities and it found its way into the media, David Warcup instigated an investigation against you and I by Sussex Police under the Data Protection Act. (Whatever happened to that investigation?) Certainly, whilst I could see Mr Thomas’s obvious qualities, (particularly in Financial Crime investigations), wide experience in Child Abuse was not one of them.
Your comment about the AG being head of the Honorary Police may help explain to readers one other strange set of coincidences which I experienced and which I have related previously. In the five years before the Historic Abuse enquiry I was stopped by the HP on only one occasion. Shortly after the enquiry started I was stopped several times on spurious grounds. The ‘stops’ did not occur when I swopped to my wife’s car, but restarted when I reverted again to my own. On one occasion the person stopping me made an untrue and malicious allegation which the AG took no time in bringing to my attention and suggested I apologise and that I had damaged confidence in professional policing among the HP. When I supplied the true facts along with the details of the series of stops and followed it up with a letter and e mails making a formal complaint, all correspondence about the matter stopped. I still await the courtesy of a reply to any of the letters or e mails I sent to the AG about the matter.”
Lenny
Can someone please explain what the above rambling incoherent nonsense is all about? Something to do with the failed Jersey Police investigation at a children’s home and an embittered ex-Police Officer forced into retirement after his investigation collapsed having produced no evidence and a lot of very red embarrassed faces.
He apparently can’t even operate his own computer to post his own messages.
Dunno mate. Small island full of incestuous inbreds, dodgy tax exiles and expat Blimps run by a cartel of Masons. Could be a recipe for any feasable conspiracy. How do we know that you’re not a psy op rebuttal program?
Sounds like a tory party donors paradise.
It is certainly a paradise for some – if you have plenty of money mostly stolen from taxation etc.
Incoherent nonesense? Isn’t that what the Jesuits have been saying about anyone bold enough to complain about preistly buggery for years?
Jersey is a template for the UK – just thought you might be interested.
Hi Jack! (he he). Would that be Jack “The straw” Hat McVittie?
I am an аlcholic member of the ΒNP who has gone bаnkcrupt and lives on Dοminοs Ρizzas.
Goodbye.
Then fuck off Nike.
Get your own fucking name, cheat!
Can you boys remain in one spot FFS!
I’m scrolling up and down like Gordon’s foreskin on a dry wank trying to keep up with this scuffle.
ladies, ladies, no need for that
can we all just agree there is but one top boy and that he will cave in the skull of any fucker spoofing or stalking him
innit?
Spread ‘em boy, and prepare to wince.
Alex Salmond has demanded equal representation with … Gordon Brown, Cast Iron Dave and that bloke from the Lib/D.. oh sod it:
Peter “serial sex killer of English girls” Tobin
Alistair “the wallet-moth” Darling
Gordon “Psycholps” Brown
Tony “The Warmonger” Blair
Dave “Cast Iron” Camerhoon
Blended whiskey
Rotten Bank of Shysters
Horrid Bank Of Shysters
Glaswegians
Fred the Shred
John Logie Baird (his design was shite and never adopted)
Heroin
Abusive Alcoholics
Wife Bashers
The Gorbals
Govan
Malcolm Rifkind
Elaine C. Smith
Butterscottish
Poverty
Alex “Oil Grabber” Salmond
Scabies
Tennant’s Lager
McEwan’s Bitter
Gorbals Mick
Sawney Bean
Razor gangs
Industrial strength cider
Acute Intermittent Pyromorphia
Burke & Hare
Scotch beggars in London
King James
William Wallace
“Baroness Scotland”
Strathclyde Police
Women whose names are spelled “Sheilagh”
Hollyrood
The Loch Ness Monster
Take the High Road
Morag from Dr. Finlay’s Casebook
Celtic FC
The Bay City Rollers
Kenneth McKellar
Moira Stewart
The Deep Fried Mars Bar
Haggis
Irn Bru
Songs like “Donald Where’s your Troosers?”
Jokes like: “Did you hear about the Englishman who went to Scotland for a laugh and came back in stitches?”
Crap poets
Sir Walter Scott
Terry Wogan
Jocks in General
Jocky Wilson
Jockstraps
Good things (in the interest of balance)
Rab C. Nesbit,
Rab C. Nesbit
single malts.
On the good side you missed, ………….Barr’s Iron Bru?
Leo blair was English so was only slumming it in Edinburgh and eventually he moved to Durham where he became a fan of Newcastle United where he watched a player 3 years after he retired!
Yawn , wasnt that funny first time you posted it either.
He’s James Bond.
Don’t you know?
Nike.
You really are shit,
you’ve already made a massive mug out of yourself on this thread,
probably pointless me posting this , cos you’ll just cheat and change your fucking name in order to post a response that will make you look less of a twat.
But i know you’re a twat.
The first post was zero to do with me. Then the Bostick Brothers get in on the act. Q fucking parrot.
Looks like we’re heading for a Mexican standoff.
Civil war anyone?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6968442.ece
Cameron’s leadership of the Conservative party is turning into an absolute disaster. The most appalling incompetent Labour Government in modern times and still he is unable to make any progress. He simply has no appeal to ordinary voters who see him as Tony Blair mark 2 with the same slippery deceitful character.
You do realise you are a complete mentalist don’t you?
Go to bed TAT its past your bedtime.
I told you to cut down on the cocaine.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/2020-vision-labour-triumphs-after-the-cameron-years-with-britains-first-black-pm–ndash-and-a-familiar-face-1848381.html
Either that or we vote Lib Dem.
Hey, Guido, instead of being a political toady site, how about demanding the Conservatives in the UK stand up, just like they did in Australia!!
Turn Ball the Jack Asses that run the UK Conservative party. No Conservative will vote for a simulacrum of a shit on a pig stick when they can vote for the real thing – the Socialists
What is Cameron trying to do? Is he a deep socialist scum-bag agent provocateur? Why does he, as leader of a Conservative party, espouse socialist doctrine?? Is he A FUCKING SWEDE?
No, a brussels sprout in a bed of mangel-wurzels.
Disgraceful comments. Gordon is writing a condolence letter to the wife and family of David Tyler at this very moment.
Dear Mr Dead Pig, I take it we can rely on your vote at the by election?
I hope Gordon gets the name correct this time and doesn’t make too many spelling mistakes.
Jasper Schuringa, the man who prevented the attempted plane bomb over Detroit, said: “I just did what came naturally”.
Sorry to have to break it to you, but if climbing over four plane seats, repeatedly beating a man, dragging him to the front of the aircraft and then ripping off his trousers comes naturally to you, then you are every bit as scary as the terrorists.
Yawn – bit past your bedtime TAT
There has been a running squabble up and down this post involving thick boy, Nike and concrete pump that resembles a kindergarden spat over who gets to shit in the sandpit.
Now if the kiddies don’t behave themselves, Mr Spanky will be paying a visit to certain bottoms.
As a Tory and Old Etonian theres nothing I like better then a good spanking.
You get a good spanking on here everyday, retard.
Wish I’d gone to Eton.
they are all the same person posting
didn’t you know?
Popping round for a nightcap Tat? We have much to discuss, you little scamp.
Head? Hammer? Sounds like you’re wailing for a nailing.
As a unifying act, why don’t poster here place the word Nike in their NDP.
It would show our disapproval of the boring one. The multiple poster. The leading light in the Sausages Party who would dearly wish to split the vote and leave us with a hung Parliament.
Sad fact is that TaT is either a non-entity who is just annoying, or a Genius who wants to keep Gordon Brown in power.
I favour the theory that he is someone who thinks that Nike is a pair of running shoes. And is jealous because he can only afford Reebok.
The PM could well be the successful suitor that manages to get into Clegg’s knickers. A promise of orgasmic power may well loosen his elastic.
Now now tat. Take your hands out of your trousers and stop wriggling in that peculiar way. And concrete pump, you’re only encouraging him. Take your fingers out of your nose, and stop pretending you’re the prime minister. It’s not clever, and we’re not laughing. If you boys don’t play nicely, i may have to send you to the naughty childrens class with Mr Balls. And we all know what that means.
You rang?
Really tat! That small blistered piece of dormant flesh you keep showing the class, holds no interest for those of us who desire a big womb returning,Guy Gibsons dog with the tackle of a knights mount.
Is that you? I think not.
The anticipation and teasing increases the ultimate satisfaction tat. You should know that from your marathon charity wanking events. How long was it last time? Fifteen hours with only a faded publicity shot of Esther Rantzen holding a rudely shaped vegetable, and restricted to one hand change per hour. Still, you did raise three quid for deserving causes. The UAF Transexual sperm donors were very grateful for the money and the tissues.
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Your disco is shite mate.
Look . It’s crimbo. Sunday night. And every fucker’s got their feet up. Which sad, desperate, go anywhere for fifty quid wanker can we get hold of for tonights show.
Is Mark Oaten available?
I’m free!!
So am I
Banned where you nasty little cha?. Everyone hates you including the owner of this blog.
Wasnt it funny that the presenter kept using the word “Job” when speaking to him ?
Necrophilia is a dish best served cold.
Boils my pee, just wish they, usually the Beeb, would get this stuff right !
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8432101.stm China execution date looms for Briton Akmal Shaikh….. No actually, he is a Pakistani holding British Citizenship, if his sentence is execution then so be it !!
This one, the BBC spent 24 hours referring to this man as a ‘British student’, no actually, he is a Nigerian who studied for a while in the UK.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8431732.stm
If I went to Nigeria to study would I be a Nigerian student??
You automatically attain British status if you vote Labour.
The BBC is only trying to buiold sympathy for their heroes (those fellow travelers of the left trying to destroy Britain).
so here we g0 again
more restrictions on flights including sitting still and not going to the loo
just who the fuck do these people think they are?
i remember being told we would not alter our way of life
so the terrorists ( Brown, Obama et al ) have won
Next thing will be for all passengers to strip off, bag up their clothes and wear paper overalls for the flight. To be followed by being zip tied to their seats and forced to wear blindfolds.
The Islamic terrorists will Not alter our way of life. Can’t see why they resort to terrorism anyway, you only have to go into any major UK town to see thay Islam has already altered the British way of life.
Well,it’s just fortunate that the bloke from Nigeria didn’t put a stick of dynamite up his arse and try and light it.
Imagine the security checks at Heathrow – what a sight THAT would be,everyone bent over and probed.
I suppose Brown and his boys would love the job of doing that!
Oh by the way,I accuse Gordon Brown of murder,theft,rape of England,fraud and larceny.
He must be tried and the ultimate sentence given.
AlQ has tried “Butt Bombing”…
http://rofasix.blogspot.com/2009/10/saudi-butt-bomber-tsa.html
Induced coma is the only solution.
I just do not see how people can drive on the roads with all the drug and alcohol users, and then fear a plane journey with a few extremists. More people have been killed by ground staff than terrorists. Remember the engines that used to fall off. The baggage doors that failed. The hold cargo of oxygen cylinders that ignited.
When you share the world with others you have to take your share of their stupidity. It is no use bleating about it. Start your own aircraft business and make it a members only system. Or do you just want the economies of scale, that means you have to share your life with anyone who has money.
Air Zero Muslims would be a commercial success, but would be banned by the human “rights” act.
Cut out the 99% of people who cause terrorism, and you have quite a lowering of risk.
there’s tv programme on now on watch called ‘total wipeout usa’ – maybe someone should
It all went wrong last night, it’s embarrassing to talk about it now, but basically I came too quick,
I was excited, I got carried away I didn’t even have time to get my wank sock on.
It was a bit of a slap in the face
And now a Party Political Broadcast on behalf on the Conservative Party
Good Morning
Don’t worry if you put on weight over Christmas; we can answer your questions about dieting-
I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
No – your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… Don’t waste them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer, that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain.
How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
Can’t think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain… Is Good.
Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
Food is fried in vegetable oil. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Is chocolate bad for me?
Never heard of cocoa beans? Another vegetable. It’s the best feel-good food around.
And, above all-
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – lager in one hand, bacon butty in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO HOO what a ride!”
On the contrary, I am fully in accordance with the party leaderships desire for slimmed down government and cutting out waste.
A healthy body means a healthy mind.
Get back to your colostamy bag.
Three turd’s and you’re out.
Three richards, and you’re out
What, 704? You mean to shoot Gordon Brown? Interesting plan, sir!
“657 your number is up” By the way, you left your “Labour Party Trolls R Uz” ID card in reception. Please collect it on the way out. Thank you.”
Nobody has pointed out that a Labour MP dropped dead yesterday ! I wonder if Brown Phoned him to wish him “Happy Christmas and a Prosperous New Year ” ?
Are you sure? May I suggest you check out post nos:
410,411,419,438,434,459,472,474,535,443,532,485,523,539,558,569,570,603 or 609
or do a quick “find on this page” for
Taylor
Leicestershire
Heart Attack
Died
Praised by McSnot
etc etc.
Don’t think you’d find Gormless Gordon or Calamity Clegg doing this
Another day but the same wish;
Gordon Brown is no more.
Please God – make it so.
The Soviet scum that is Brown – the architect of the ruin of England.
Surely the best way to smuggle PE onto a plane would be to mould it into false dicks or Tits, most Nigerians would be able to pack half a hundred weight in those departments. Come the election Gordon could get a job at Heathrow as a dick checker.
thats why it blew his cock off ! hahahahahahaha!
Socialism always fails…
OH Dear. The Prime Mentalist called the Chinese Government about Akmal Shaikh not once but twice. Poor guy doesn’t stand a chance.
Shaikh’s daughter was interviewed this morning and apparently he has been living in Poland and they don’t know much about his life or how he had been living. Poor guy, poor family but if he is so sick why didn’t someone from his family stop him from going to China.
Get to fuck he’s not even British.
Why do they keep saying he is British?
Agreed…… !!!! He is not……let the execution begin !!
will it be on pay per view?
It says on is er … Hmmm!
Because he is a core Labour voter, that’s why.
If this guy is as Mental as they claim and has been allowed to travel the world as free as he likes un challenged then its a good job Alki ada didn’t get their hands on him first !
china go ahead he’s better off out of it ! he wont be missed !
ps a few years ago in burma the same thing arose two british subjects caught smuggling heroin the do gooders said both had brain disorders ! oh dear what a pity never mind they got strung up any way !
DAH DAH IS DEATH !
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinness_share-trading_fraud
Ernest Saunders allegedly suffered and was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s. Like all dementias this is usually incurable, being a progressive degenerative disease of the brain.
Saunders was released from prison and made a remarkable recovery…. he has since maintained he must have been depressed and did not have Alzheimers. Well what a surprise !!!
Talking of miraculous recoveries have they found the Lockerbie guy yet who was sent back to Libya to be with his family supposedly to die within 3 months?
Only saying
He is probably sitting on the beach in Sharm el Sheik spending some of the millions he has in that Swiss bank account !!
Life is a bitch but we must keep calm and carry on !
My new year’s resolution is to give up wanking.
It’s gonna be very hard.
For my New Year’s Resolution, I have decided to only smoke after sex.
If 2009 is anything to go by, I’ve quit.
I don’t know if I smoke after sex. I’ve never looked.
so our dave now says there are so many similarities between the libdems and the tories. Indeed there are, especially Europe. The libdems would sign away the UK at the stroke of a pen, they love it so much. But then so does our Dave.
There is only one party that wants to keep the UK a totally independent nation, it says so on the tin, THE UNITED KINGDOM INDEPENDENCE PARTY.
Vote tory for the same policies on the EU, Immigration and Human rights as Liebour. No balls dave doesnt want to frighten the horses, but he’s quite happy to go back to ripping the hearts out of foxes just to please the countryside alliance.
NO vote Tory to get rid of Labour – a vote for UKIP is a totally WASTED VOTE and will merely ensure that where the sitting Labour MP can be unseated that voting UKIP will ensure that they retain their seat.
The only place justified in voting UKIP is in Buckingham to unseat Bercow.
As regards fox hunting do you actually think the majority of the electorate give a toss about the Hunting with Dogs Act or the welfare of foxes which are vermin(?)when we’re facing national bankruptcy due to the economic mis-management of the UK economy by Brown/ over 2 million unemployed(plus 1 million young people 16-24 with no chance of employment for a generation /involvement in an unwinnable war Get real for God’s sake it’s a NON-ISSUE just like Lisbon(the Treaty is RATIFIED and there can NOT be a referendum on it)the ONLY alternative is a Conservative government because UKIP will never form a government or even get more than Farage elected to Westminster/Labour won’t do anything to try and re-negotiate our rights back from Brussels nor will the Lib Dems
Hasn’t anyone told Cameron that supporting fox hunting is a big vote loser?
If he allows himself to be railroaded by the loonies from the countryside alliance then he’s either a complete idiot or, he wants to throw the next election.
If Dave wants to stand up for the freedom of individuals in the countryside to deal effectively with the fox pests in the traditional way, rather than worrying about how many votes it may or may not lose him, then good for him.
Hunting/gathering is deeply embedded in the human psyche – but it sounds like you are so divorced from the collective unconscious that you are totally pre-fabricated and synthetic.
As a fox I derive a great deal of pleasure breaking into chicken runs and destroying livestock for the sheer hell of it, so I can quite understand why the hunters want to give me a taste of my own medicine.
Anyway, I am a crafty fox, the top boy of the fox kingdom. They’ll never catch me! I will live to fight another day and sow my seed and improve the fox gene pool. Survival of the fittest – it’s natural!
Just looking at that delightful cartoon of Gobbledygook Prescott again – could his need for us to pay for 2 of his toilets be the result of some anatomical deformity of the kind inbreds are prone to suffer from?
We stroll around the vast camp without the need to carry helmets, body armour or weapons, and shopping seems to be the main activity of troops in transit. I’m struck that it was slightly cheeky of recent reports to spin the Prime Minister’s stay here as being a night in a “war zone”. Neither the nice ladies in the coffee shop nor the pizza delivery boys can remember when the base was last attacked.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/guest_contributors/article6968939.ece
A grizzled prospector rides into a small town after 3 months of solitude. He walks into the only bar, drinks a whisky and asks the bar tender, “got any women in town?”
“No,” is the reply, “but there is always Jake.”
“No way, I’m not that kind of guy,” responds the prospector.
Next day he restocks and off he goes into the hills again.
Three months later, our prospector is back – has his whisky. “Any women in town?” he asks.
“Nope, but jake is available,” is the reply.
“No thanks, I’m not that kind of guy,” says the prospector, and off he goes again.
The next time the prospector is back in town, its been nearly a year since he last saw a woman, and let’s just say the gun is fully loaded… He goes into the bar, asks if there are any women yet and gets the same response: no women, but maybe Jake. He has a whisky, then another and a third. Then he asks the barman, “so… about Jake…. Who’s gonna know?”
“Well,” says the barkeep, “you’re gonna know, and I’m gonna know. And Jake’s gonna know, of course.” He pauses. “And Tom and Leroy’s gonna know.”
“Tom and Leroy? What have they got to do with it?” asks the prospector.
“Tom and Leroy have to hold Jake down because he’s not that kind of guy either!”
Guido, get back on yer blog you lazy bastard.
Where is Mad Mitch when you need him…….. ‘cos they do not like it up ‘em !!!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/6898945/Detroit-terror-attack-Yemen-is-the-true-home-of-Al-Qaeda.html
Went very quite then in the aftermath of Copenhagen (50 days etc), no triumphal home coming for Brown but he did manage to give away another few billion and commit the U.K. to a ridiculous and unachievable ‘pledge’ to reduce Co2 emissions over 40% by 2020, how exactly?, nuclear plants reaching the end of there life and no replacements in sight for over ten years, old coal fired power stations will be going like the clappers 24/7 just to stop the national grid from collapsing, the only way Gordon can achieve anything approaching such a reduction is if half the industrial base of the Country goes tits-up (chorus steel plant?) but a lot of people think that must always have been his plan from the beginning. Complete arsehole.
This I think is the ‘Guy Gibsons dog’ in the timber yard left for the next government and yet another of McCanutes ‘bear traps’. Without building alternative sources of energy then the power will either run out or the emissions will rise for years to come as coal fired stations (even with filters) take the strain. Wind generation cannot keep up with demand and just cabnnot be built quickly enough particulalrly offshore. Its a no win situation for a future government and McFuckwit the devious bastard knows it hence the nuclear option has been deferred just long enough to cause real and serious problems.
In two years time Labour will be creating merry hell that the terms of Nohopenhagen are not being met as they know already it cannot be. Remember this is Gordon Brown were talking about, he who only does what good for him and him alone.
So-called wind power needs to be kept in perspective – just remember that if all of the UK wind farms so far installed are running at maximum efficiency, they will still only equal the output of just one of our medium-sized conventional stations. Sobering thought, isn’t it? And all the time there has to be conventional back-up for when the wind drops – soi it’s also rather pointless as well. Iwish it were otherwise, but we are all paying through the nose for the development of wind power but not getting anything back in return. Like it or not the future lies in nuclear power for secure and stable base load supplies. Even the French have managed to supply 80% of their power by this means, that’s 10 times what we in the UK can manage, and most of our nuclear stations will be time-expired and shut down by 2015. Another example of NuLiebour incompetence in failing to plan for nuclear until after it is too late – a bit like supplying choppers to our troops in Afghanistan after the need has passed.
Just pitiful. If the ogres like McBust and Balls had spent less time (our time) running around politicking it is just possible that our looming power supply crisis – and the scandal of dead and injured troops – might have been avoided.
There are three main uses for fossil fuels (coal, oil, gas); transport fuels, electricity generation and heating (industrial, commercial and domestic). Between them, these are reckoned to make up about 95% of Britain’s total fuel use – the other 5% being nuclear and ‘renewables’ (hydroelectric, wind, tidal, wave, horses). A 40% reduction in CO2 emissions by 2020 is complete pie in the sky, short of a 40% decrease in ALL economic and domestic activity. There may be some efficiency gains to be made by using (eg) more modern domestic central heating boilers and better house insulation, by replacing existing 40-year-old coal-fired power stations with more modern ones, and by encouraging the use of smaller-engined cars and lorries.
A 5% to 10% reduction in CO2 emissions by 2020 might be possible if we’re all prepared to make sacrifices, but not much more than that. Whoever advised the Prime Mentalist that 40% was achievable hasn’t even begun to think it through. If Jonah is using this as a possible stick with which to beat a future government, the future government needs to make the point that it’s unachievable asap, and start being honest about it. The population might accept a sensible target, but will just ignore a silly one. Any government trying to impose a silly target by legislation will very soon lose credibility with the electorate.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4512202.stm
“Mr Cameron also wants a new independent carbon audit office to measure progress on meeting the target of cutting carbon emissions by 60% by 2050.
He said he was not worried about Labour stealing his policies – in fact, he wanted that to happen so action was taken.”
Has the pussycat changed it’s spots?
Cameron, Gummer, Goldsmith and co. can wish all they like – in the end, a target will only be met if it’s practical or technically possible to do so without economically crippling the nation. They need to go and talk to the people at the sharp end and find out what’s possible before dreaming up pie-in-the-sky policy. I’d suggest that they contact National Grid Transco, the big power generating companies, and the senior Engineering Institutions and talk to some of their technical people as a first step to learning a bit about the practicalities of all this. The practicalities seem to be one area that the politicians of all parties are studiously ignoring at the moment.
So Dave is either talking bollocks or lying through his teeth.
Which of these qualities does our next PM display?
Given the research resources available to the government, and his complete failure to use it (or his blatantly ignoring it), our current PM is an even bigger pillock. We already know Broon is a pathological liar.
Give dave a chance and he could prove himself equally fucking useless. But by then it ‘ll be too late for us mugs.
WTF? The Underwear bomber didn’t even have a passport.
http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2009/12/flight_253_passenger_says_at_l.html
OK Read the article and there is something seriously wrong here.
I transit Schipol (Amsterdam airport) weekly sometimes 2 or 3 times a week and have been doing so for over 30 years I have never , Not once!!!! been allowed to board a plane without at least one passport check and verification. Secondly I have never been allowed to board a plane to the USA without a passport check followed by a ‘gate interview’ (A quick chat and verification at the boarding gate sometimes done at check in also everyone has to go through) where my passport is again checked and also my entry visa to the USA or advanced arrival information. The passport is again checked at the gate as and when boaring the sircraft for US flights by the carriers own staff. For all flights to USA whatever the airport the same occurs even the regionals like Bristol. A refugee without docs would never have got past the first and most basic level of security let alone into the departure lounge or onto a plane.
So I can safely say then it is not possible to board a flight at Amsterdam Schipol without at least two passport checks and a minimum of three when boading US bound flights. I fly regularly with KLM and have taken this NWA flight and also other carriers flights in the past and can confirm this is normal procedure. You also have to complete advanced arrival check in for US bound flights at least 24 hours in advance before departure so as he was a listed and known threat how come that did not pick him up?
Either this guy is lying or the man would have had to have the combined assistance to board the aircraft from the secuity staff on the gate, the Gate interviewer and also the carriers flight check in counter. Mmmmmmm.
From the Telegraph:
Alan Johnson, the Home Secretary, said the Government was looking at the use of full body scanners, which some experts have suggested were now needed at airports.
Mmm, how convenient.
No doubt someone within Labour has links to the company supplying the scanners !!
Loads a money……. corrupt bar stewards !!
Alan Johnson need shagging with the blunt end of a rusty pickaxe. It is him, his leader, his previous leader and the Labour party as a whole that through their own actions have brought the threat to our shores. Now they say they have to do this out of concern for Joe public Bless!.
Tell you what Mr Johnson stop starting illegal wars and invading other peoples countries that would also do as much good as these scanners and probably more good in the end. While your at it please stop giving us this bollox that fighting on the streets of Afghanistan protects us here and ID cards will stop terrorism in its tracks.
Labour are the cause of the problem not the solution always have been always will be.
Why would he attach it to his leg when he had allegedly spent 20 minutes in the bog prior to the failed attempt?
Surely he could have detonated the device in the toilet?
Or just flushed the whole active device down the bog, returned to his seat and settled down in wait of his 72 virgins? Doesn’t make sense to blow up your toggle and two for all of eternity.
Something very odd going on..
“I’m concerned that someone with a one-way ticket, no passport and no luggage could just get on a flight,”
http://www.monroenews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2009712279987
“Could Farouk Umar Abdul Mutallab be a pawn in a possible scenario of international intelligence intrigue controlled and manipulated by the United States?”
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In addition, corporate media reports claim that the substances Mutallab had and attempted to ignite could have done substantial damage to the aircraft. This allegation is largely unsubstantiated and raises further questions about the nature of the incident. If these chemicals could have never caused any real damage to the aircraft and in fact the suspect was the only person seriously injured, then this may reveal that the incident is something other than what is being widely reported by media outlets in the U.S. and internationally.
http://panafricannews.blogspot.com/2009/12/arrest-of-farouk-umar-abdul-mutallab.html
I find it hard to believe that Amsterdam was sloppy. I have flown through there lots over the years. I have pulled my wife into a longer queue at the gates than one with a single arab looking guy before because ( and I’ve seem them do it ) I know he is going to get hassle from the Border guards. I don’t believe a passportless person claiming to be from Sudan would have been allowed on a US bound aircraft.
These stories are idle conspiracy theories. Someone fucked up, and there’s a lot of disinformation being bandied about.
He could have simply flushed his passport down the loo on the plane.
Perhaps he eat it, or threw it out the window.
Hang Gordon Brown from the lamp post on Whitehall.
Is Brown practicing random massive head movements in preparation of the live debate?
Maybe Brown can be persuaded to wear his army helmet?
Warning!
Do not post any criticism of the Blessed Boris Johnson on the Daily Telgraph site or the Telegraph mods will delete it as per sensitive Boris’s instructions.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/borisjohnson/6898522/A-toy-gun-has-restored-my-faith-in-Britain-and-the-free-market.html
We must learn not to criticise our betters!
Boris Johnson is the biggest phoney in the Tory Party.
He’s a multi-culti, diversity, anthropogenic global warming fanatic who would be perfectly at home in Brown’s Labour Party.
Is Boris still a muslim?
No, it is Barry Hussein Obama who is the Muslim
Better to have twenty more years of Boris Johnson as Mayor of London than twenty more minutes of the CLINT Red Ken Livingscum.
Never fear! Boris seems to have a guardian angel watching over him.
This here Nooo labour crew, why I never seen such a gatherin’ o’ useless lilly livered bilge rats! Come the general ‘lection, why, nooo labour will about be as welcome as the devil at prayers, and you may lay to that. Let ‘em swing, says you! Arrrr! says I! let the gulls peck theirsun bleached bones dry down at execution dock! harr harrrrrrrr! harrrrrrrrrrrr!
SQUAAAAARRRRWWKK!!! AYEEYECAP’N!! HARDA’STARBOARD!!
Jonah watch – The sad death of Labour MP David Taylor was preceded by a visit by Brown to his constituency.
‘ello. Private Bob here, the latest in a long line of outstanding Labour Offense Secretaries.
While you have been partying, we have been busy killing more and more Afghans to keep the British people safe from terrorists. Our death machine never sleeps. Only today we killed a number of schoolchildren who had been callously used as human shields in their own village by their own parents.
While this sort of thing is just a teeny-weeny bit regrettable, the peasants must expect this sort of thing if they choose to live in a war zone. In the meantime, I can reveal that we are not planning on bombing any more wedding parties, although this position will of course change if such action becomes necessary.
Remember, War is Peace. Ho ho ho.
Hey Guido, you’ve won a few awards on Mrs Dale’s blog….
Blog Personality of the Year
Centre Right Blog of the Year
Best Individual Blogpost of the Year
Best raise your glass to your great year of 2009, and and even better year in 2010 – or have you raised your glass one time too many this Christmas already?
What did Dale win. Most humilated wannabee tory candidate of the year?
He needs to do a lot more sucking up to Dave.
Q: Why does the ban on hunting not extend to rod fishing which is as cruel and barbaric?
A: Because Labour knows it will affect their voters rather than as they perceive (incorrectly) just Tory voters.
They should either eat the fox or put it back to grow.
Crap.
Dogs hunting Foxes is what Dogs do…there is fuck all cruel and barbaric about it.. as far as the fox or the dogs are concerned, it is natural.
On the other hand There is fuck all natural about a human torturing a fish just for sport.
Let the dogs get on with it and leave the inbreds in pink jackets, and the Bennies that follow them, at home then.
Other than the economy, can any one tell me how dave’s party differs from Labour? For example Dave has bombed on his Euro promises and acquiesced to Labours policy. Immigration what about this? Human Rights?
Dave’s busy pleasing his countryside alliance pals but still doesnt want to tell any one else what his policies are. Just because we all hate Brown, doesn’t mean we want Blair2. Perhaps you can tell us how you differ? I guarantee you that our Dave wont do anything at all about Europe once he is elected. After all, all he has to do is get elected then just like blair he has the power to do exactly what he wants, and fuck those who voted for him just like blair.
With the worst fuckin wanker of a c u n t ever to billett himself in downing street, most people still dont know what the alternative chameleon dave,leader of the opposition, stands for. Do you know? I dont hear the people shouting ‘come on dave our saviour’. Mainly cos you blew it on Europe.
I won’t be voting for him any way, ukip for me!
Well:
Dave wants to be Greener than Gordon, so he will find even more green taxes.
Dave will scrap the third runway at Heathrow, so you will have to wait even longer for your flight and air freight will move to mainland Europe.
Dave wants to pour even more money than Gordon into Afghanistan.
Dave thinks mass immigration is the dogs bollocks yet Gordon is now having second thoughts.
Dave wants us to hug Hoodies, Gordon wants to bang them up.
Gordon breaks third person promises, Dave breaks his own Cast Iron guarantees.
Dave will not hold a Euro vote, Gordon will not let Britain join the Euro.
Dave loves Blair he even made the Tories cheer Tone as he left Parliament, Gordon Hates Blair and forced him out of Parliament.
The list is endless and the message is: Vote Dave get Blair
Nobody can call me a racist however whenever I fly its Paks , negroi*ds and Indonesians that I keep an eye out for. If they are clean shaven, silent and glassy eyed ,watch out
Make every passenger eat a bacon sandwich and Then declare
“Mohammed was a knob Jockey child rapist” followed by a quick trip to the lavatory , force them to wipe their arses on the quaran.
100% security
An oath to the state of Israel should ice the cake
EXCLUSIVE: Daily Mirror Tries to Entrap Bellydancing Tory PPC
http://iaindale.blogspot.com/2009/12/daily-mirror-tries-to-entrap.html
Kin L Hussein Obama is speaking to the World and he can’t even be bothered to put a Tie on.
No you may not thank you very much !
I beg the British people not to execute me at the upcoming General Election. No mental health assessment has ever been made, and if it was, it would be clear that I have serious mental health issues, and should be spared the death penalty.
Hey, if anyone is interested-I am providing a service that will allow you to increase your followers with no work done by you-I do it all.
Just replied itemising the answers to your ‘enigmatic’ comment, Testing, testing… “your comment is awaiting moderation”, has now disappeared into the ether, blown away like a fart in a thunderstorm.
guy gibsons dog……..brilliant!
Labrador
Merlot
Jaguar
Jury Team
Lamb Balti
Or am I on a different wavelength?
what’s wrong with Trigger?
Yes, good ole Sam*o
The way my dog used to lick his own dick, how about “frigger”?
Nicely drawn, funny and relevant.
Ticks all boxes. As can be noted by some of the comments…
said stevie wonder !
Lib Dems want us to forget their history, Balls in coded attack on Brown, and Brown’s U-turn is too late
God. Labour and the Lib Dems must hope that we, the electorate are stupid enough to forget past Lib Lab dirty deals!
Hope so. Then Dave can do his own buttfucking of them.
It was a black labrador called rigger or digger or summat like that.
I wouldn’t white flight it out of London by moving to Harpenden. It’s far too close to the Islamic Republic of Luton-stan.
Try an anglo-saxon ghetto like Berkhamsted, or Hemel Hempstead if you’re a chav and like a good punch-up.
Avoid High Wycombe!!
Just follow the white liberal elite…the guardianistas tend to choose places which are low crime, very white, and have fabulous grammar schools so they can boast that their kids are state educated…
Or like Guy Gibson’s dog, otherwise known as Diane Abott, live in the shithole of your constituency and send the sprog to private school by taxi.
Lol…
With very few exceptions all politicians are self-serving lying bastards. We’re a bunch of fucking idiots for continuing to vote for them.