Guy News : Christmas Special
For those of you who don’t get the Guidogram every week, here Guy News gives you the top ten video moments of our year.
As is traditional at this time of year they are of course repeats…
D Miliband: Coulson Must Go – Politics.co.uk
Taxpayers Funding Palestinian Propaganda – Wall Street Journal
More to Come For Hague – Ben Brogan
Hague’s Bedroom Boob – Quentin Letts
What If Hague Resigns? – Iain Martin
Please Don’t Be Gordon – LobbyDog
Has Hague Put a Nail in His Coffin? – Express
Nice People Take Drugs Deck of Cards – Guardian
Hague Baffles Conservatives – Ben Brogan
Liddle Dick Syndrome – Anna Raccoon
David Miliband Doesn’t Visit His “Favourite Chippie” – FactCheck
Hancock’s Russki Researcher & Scented Candles – PoliScrapbook
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Quentin Letts talking about Blair’s book on Sky News:
“It’s a dreadful book… don’t buy it Britain!”
Flat – No Positions +38.2%
As of 26 Mar 2010
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to all..
Bah Humbug.
Only 6 months left in the top job, yet time enough to legally commit 100% of Britain’s GDP to the developing world and tax you to the eyeballs to stop the climate from changing.
My legacy will be felt by your children’s children’s children.
And if you think Cameron will be any different, then you are even more bonkers than me.
My legacy will be felt as the heel of my boot repeatedly stamping your ugly gurning face.
Once you’re out of number 10, you can say goodbye to all that expensive security and armoured Daimlers.
I’m coming after you.
Hear hear!
The mental case traitor aint gonna be too keen on going for a stroll in the woods and when Browns chickens really start coming to roost he had better stay inside with the door locked.
A lot of people have had their entire lives utterly ruined by the singular efforts of Brown and there will be a large number of ex Tommies quite eager to have a quiet chat with him with such delightful objects as garden shears,car batteries and an industrial hammer drill.
Brown will live in comfort and luxury for the rest of his life, at our expense.
That is something current politicians do not understand. To ruin someone’s life with no personal fault. For example, pensions failures or job failures. It is a change in peoples lives that is beyond their, or their towns, capability to cope with.
These people change. Some drink themselves into oblivion, some fight back, others just start taking what the government has taken from them.
There has been so much forced social engineering in the last 12 years that average person does not have the alternatives to fall back on. The low end self employed job market is flooded with all those unwilling to take the minimum wage social trap. There are too many, come to day, gone tomorrow, people undercutting the traditional workers that their businesses fail. It does not take long to destroy a business, but it takes years to create it.
In 12 years most peoples plans have been destroyed. It seems that the banks are not actually repossessing, as they know they could not sell the houses. So all those that are mortgaged to the hilt can not escape their over estimation of the continuous boom they were promised.
Even supermarkets have systematically destroyed our high streets and small shop opportunities. Why did this unsustainable system of out of town shopping ever occur? We need to put a 10 year stop on any new shopping outside the town centres. All out of town car parking should be by law the same cost as the centre of town. Even if it is zero.
Doom and dust.
But then it is Christmas and I’m off to deliver some presents, so happy Christmas. This is the time of the year to check up on all around you and make sure they will survive the winter months.
By the way, I suggest we should all make an effort tonight to go out and clear a small track down the centre of every path. You never know you might meet your neighbour and we could re-start our local society.
Guido, have a good rest, I think you will be needed full time for the next few months. You have a huge path to clear through parliament.
They do say that institutions for the clinically insane are expensive to run.
Old Holborn would like to wish fellow Windowlickers and mongtards a drunken and anarchic Christmas.
Show your children what a real Christmas used to be like
Yeah, it’s called the House of Lords.
whant to read DIRECT qotes from the NEW WORLD ORDER and what their plan is for you?
http://www.svpvril.com/nwo.html
This is the one that seems to echo the current totalitarian trend from Rockafella, federal reserve/ bilderberger/trilateral commission – yes head of the group our politicians willingly whore to and head of the group that controls and owns us – our debt.
“Whatever the price of the Chinese Revolution, it has obviously succeeded not only in producing more efficient and dedicated administration, but also in fostering high morale and community of purpose. The social experiment in China under Chairman Maos leadership is one of the most important and successful in human history.” David Rockefeller, statement in 1973 about Mao Tse-tung: (NY Times 8-10-73)
How do they achieve this?
“We are grateful to The Washington Post, The New York Times, Time Magazine and other great publications whose directors have attended our meetings and respected their promises of discretion for almost forty years. It would have been impossible for us to develop our plan for the world if we had been subject to the bright lights of publicity during those years. But, the work is now much more sophisticated and prepared to march towards a world government. The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national autodetermination practiced in past centuries.” David Rockefeller, founder of the Trilateral Commission, in an address to a meeting of The Trilateral Commission, in June, 1991.
Think of this quote and video as your children open their presents, think of them as you go to vote this year coming – it may be the last worthwhile expression of democracy you get!
Merry Xmas!
Merry Christmas and have a wonderful yuletide one and all.
#35 Anonymous.
What a thoughtful post.
100% on target. You so obviously understand the social consequences of this Socialist “caring” government.
Lest we forget soon after they are ousted by an oncoming Conservative administration.
Pity their propaganda doesn’t match their ability to spin and .. well … any ability on anything else at all, really.
I trust Lord Ashcroft’s students will lead us all to safety and salvation.
Kudos and thank you..
Labour should NEVER be forgiven for letting this unelected maniac become our PM. They knew it was wrong and the know it is wrong.
Does that include females?
*Roffle*
Santa is sliding down Sarah Brown’s chimney tonight
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2009/12/fun-at-number-10.html
Diagnosed HIV-infected African individuals seen for care by area of residence:
East Midlands
1999 51
2000 74
2001 178
2002 332
2003 521
2004 751
2005 966
2006 1,107
2007 1,221
2008 1,326
So care is a bit cheaper here than in Sub-Saharan Africa? Brilliant. What about the rest of them? Room for more?
http://www.youtube.com/user/imitator777#p/u/80/D1P6inXtA-I
Seasons greetings to all. Take care on the roads.
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Guido, wear this T Shirt to annoy the In Laws
http://www.splash-x.com/content/images/designs/1/6/1_3_400.png
Happy Christmas to you, if it wasn’t for people like you I’d be the extremist.
Your 2010 resolution should be to spend more time on your own blog then on here. ;)
His blog can be a very lonely place and lacks the vibe that it once had before he was outed by that Obnoxio the Clown fella. Great pity because it used to be superb.
I can never find the comments. Are they allowed?
No censorship, no moderation. Try clicking
“people love my throbbing organ “. It’ll open the comments.
Now, where’s the cooking sherry?
Old Holborn reminds me of a bloke at school. As a prank I got a few lads to help me lift the chaplains morris minor from the teachers car park and put it into the headmaster’s parking space. The mildest of mild pranks. One that would sow a little confusion and a little head scratching.
The next day, another chap, who reminds me of OH, decided to go further and threw the parsons car into the river.
Highly entertaining but unpredictable. If Parliament really does go up in smoke one day I suspect the plod wouldn’t waste much time searching the Mosques. Just pop round to OH’s and find a bloke with a soot blackened face sitting on a mound of Chinese fireworks holding a packet of swan vestas laughing his arse off.
Merry Christmas OH,
and Guido of course and the rest of his Fawkers.
{I say, I’ve just invented a new word for the readership!}
A perfect summary. I did cancel my sister’s honeymoon for a laugh. They turned up at the airport and everything. She didn’t speak to me for 7 years.
Anyway, I’m off to do battle with Gengis Khan and his hoards in M&S for the last remaining tin of cooking lager.
Greetings to all and not to worry, I’m hearing rumours Gordon has prostate cancer.
Gordon has cancer? If only it were true and if it is Prostate Cancer its likely he will have lost the election before it has the chance to kill him. He could hang on for months just like that Libyan.
“Greetings to all and not to worry, I’m hearing rumours Gordon has prostate cancer.”
The sympathy vote it is then.
OH’s blog is true Libertarian, no bias, no censorship, all views allowed, wider issues discussed, real freedom of speech – something to be commended.
It’s quite liberating to hear all views other than the sanctioned ones the establishment want you to be distracted and controlled by.
Sure OH can talk trite from time to time and the odd insane brainwashed lefty liberal turns up trying his best to be a an oppressive state apparatchik every now and then.
But compared to Guido’s blog of shite and censorship, OH is streets ahead.
For all those who wish to sample a true Libertarian blog free of censorship.
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/
Give it a try, you might just like it, especially all those who have their posts constantly deleted by Guido.
Be warned though, it is not for the faint hearted or sheep.
Why is freedom of speech on a political blog so important?
So you get a TRUE reflection of what the public is thinking rather than a censored/edited distorted one that suites one persons viewpoint or agenda, which can leave you ignorant and missguided and missing the big picture.
Now that is Guido’s right to do as he pleases, but don’t be under any illusion that you are getting the full picture here, as you are not.
Now back to Guido and his patronising censored trivia.
Some people need to take their own advice.
Think Guido better ban the rest of us, and the TaT, concrete pump, and that fucking parrot carry on. Think just maybe the individual is also emulating our host.
Re-write that so everyone can understand it.
There’s a good chap.
merry xmas to everyone
Guido —you have had mores scoops than every ice-cream parlour put together
so top 10 should be top 200
all the best election year 2010
Alas, I have here the Mistletoe but Emily Nomates is nowhere here for some kissy kissy.
Guido, hope to raise more hell in 2010 against New Labour, and finally kick their backsides into the history books (which the EU will rewrite anyway to make the New Labour party look good because they delivered the once free European countries into the Communist superstate the traitor leaders long dreamed of).
Dont forget the EastEnders Muslim wedding
If that was a joke it went over my Eid.
A pretty good year Guido – more power to your elbow in 2010.
Have an excellent Christmas, and don’t forget to give your liver a break too.
Politically speaking 2009 was a very interesting year but expect it to be eclipsed by 2010. The leaders debates are sure to make the hustings very different. I was convinced about May but you know it would not surprise me to see March happen. So whichever way you cut it can’t see this being a Happy New Year for Gordon.
I wish upon Brown a desperately unhappy life for the rest of his miserable life.
I’ll settle for a complete humiliation at the ballot box and a desperately short one.
Yes, I’ll go with that. May the rest of his life be truly awful. January 2010: calls election prior to awful April budget, loses job. 2011: wife-of-convenience leaves him. 2012: divorce. 2013: suffers alcohol induced liver failure, 2014: slotted by ex-SAS.
Happy Christmas, everybody! :)
I was rather hoping that he might be arrested and tried for his complicity in the treason, led by Blair, of the Iraq conspiracy.
Then, when he is found guilty, Parliament re-introduces the death penalty for Treason.
Oh, how happy to see him swinging in the wind alongside Blair, Cameron, Straw… maybe next Christmas!
My Christmas Gift to You All :
Merry Christmas everyone and continue to have a Merry Christmas for the next six months if you ensure any ‘big ticket’ items you may be thinking of buying comes with an invoice bearing a V A T TAXPOINT DATE before the end of December 2009.
You need not pay this invoice until the goods are delivered within the six months if you specify cash on delivery but the tax you pay will be at the rate of 15% and not 17.5%.
DELIVERY DATES AND VAT TAXPOINT DATES NEED NOT BE THE SAME!
At last another thread for mischief and mayhem. Have fun everyone, and hope to see everyone in the New Year, relaxed and Happy.
Trying to convince TaT to make use of the Laundrette this year, before he goes to the Church Mission for his Christmas Dinner. He’s complaining that £2.80p is VERY expensive for a Festive Meal.
Wish you and TaT would take a break.
Works for me.
More than happy for you to ‘Limit’ his mysogynist rantings, and others reaction to his flaming, and some of the other nonsensical postings that deter potential visitors.
Nike can be a good boy, and make sensible contributions. Your Blog, your rules!
My NY resolution would be to hold the Government to account, and have some fun.
And a happy new year.
E-EEERRKKQ!!! (ping) SPLICETHEMAINBRACECAP’NGUIDO!!! HAPPYCHRISTMAS!!! (hic) A-AAAARRKK! (flutter)
Always welcome your input my fine feathered friend.
Yeah, who has to clean his fucking cage out though?
“If I had all the money in the world I’ve spent on drink, I’d spend it on drink… these are the only spirits I want tormenting my body”
No show without Judy.
Midway through a General Election Campaign? The Election hasn’t even been named yet. The Sausages Party have one candidate, and TaT wants to divert voters away from the only Party that can possibly remove this Vile Government.
Brilliant.
TaT is a cripple, spastic, non -hero C’unt.
“I will leave you in peace when it is all over. deal?”
Would that were true, but we all know that’s utter bollocks. You will still be here when Cammo becomes PM, ‘cos you’re a knob who likes getting his brains kicked in.
Get yourself a new gimp suit, you’re gonna need it.
Said the twat who wants to fuck Esther Rantzen.
Mmmmmm teeth.
Merry Christmas Guido, and a Happy New Year…
I’ll second that.
Let’s all get pissed..!
“Who is Number 1?”
(Patrich McGoohan)
Merry Christmas Guido and all the sensible regulars – my festive message is, if you listen to tat and his ilk, you’ll end up with brown for five more years.
… and on a sporting note, does anyone else get the urge to shout ‘Pull’ , as Yvette becomes a crossing bird ?
shut up you tart.
brown’s a dead man. and he would have been dead an awful lot sooner if the tories weren’t so fucking useless an opposition.
DON’T BE A TURKEY – VOTE INDEPENDENT
Surely “a going away bird”!!!!!!
ABOUT TIME TOO ! Your last two posts were CRAP !
“Guido is a bit like Santa, he knows when politicians have been good or bad…” ……. and he ate all the pies
Ouch.
Merry Christmas and an austere 2010 if I am unlucky enough to win the General Election.
Ben the barber’s customer looked depressed, so Ben told him, “Cheer up. I knew a guy who owed £5’000 he couldn’t pay. He drove his vehicle to the edge of a cliff, where he sat for over an hour. A group of concerned citizens heard about his problem and passed a hat around. Relieved, the man pulled back from the cliff’s edge.”
“Incredible,” said the customer. “Who were these kind people?”
“The passengers on the bus.”
A real tour de force there!
Just stunning how this joker is given any credence whatsoever.
Understand it is the Season of Goodwill, but not a lot in the post above.
Thank you for your efforts in 2009,and we both mean that most sincerely.
A Merry Christmas and hope you have many more “scoops” in 2010
You richly deserve the title shortly to be bestowed upon you of “Political Blogger of 2009″
And I know you won’t forget us this Christmas.
That us all Lord Paul.
Hahaha
Hohoho.
Guido, you have worked really hard this year on a number of very important topics. Without you, the vile plan of Labour would be in full effect, and the wives of Tory politicians would have been smeared as being mentally ill. And if you’d only broken that story, that would have been more than enough. But you did so much more, too.
Well done and a very Merry Christmas!
Queen praises troops as Brown kills them, Labour borrowing causing problems to economy, no gas or power for some
PS If anyone hasn’t subscribed to the Guy News service yet, give it a go!
With an election looming, slippery Jack Straw is trying to bolster his huge Muslim/Labour vote by claiming to have written Blair a letter urging him to stay out of the impending Iraq war:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/dec/23/jack-straw-letter-iraq-inquiry
Does anyone belive Jack anymore?
Straw was just covering his arse.
So that’s why Mandy was upset with him, I hear Mandy doesn’t like any arse covered up.
Butt plug, anyone?
(_!_) Arse
(_0_) Butt plugged arse
The Writing’s on the Mosque wall for Jack The Coward !
Does anyone believe a single word any of them say?
NO
It was Straw personally who made much of the UN resolutions permitting (even requiring) military intervention.
Remember him repeatedly quoting the meaningless reference numbers?
That slimy fucker is not to be trusted.
How strange. Comments are nor allowed on that story. That’s The Graun for you, though!
Straw’s wiki entry says this :
“On 13 October 2005 Straw took questions from a public panel of (mostly anti-war)[citation needed] individuals in a BBC Newsnight television special on the subject of Iraq, addressing widespread public concerns about the exit strategy for British troops, the Iraqi insurgency and, inevitably, the moral legitimacy of the war. On several occasions Straw reiterated his position that the decision to invade was in his opinion the right thing to do, but said he did not ‘know’ for certain that this was the case. He said he understood why public opinion on several matters might differ from his own—a Newsnight/ICM poll showed over 70% of respondents believed the war in Iraq to have increased the likelihood of terrorist attacks in the United Kingdom, but Straw said he could not agree based on the information presented to him.”
Jack – son of a coward, father of a drug dealer – Straw ?
Happy Hannukah to Guido and al the other shabbas goys on this blog.
Thanks for the pizza!
yeah, happy Christmas, you fat kunt.
Well done Guido and team, a classic year! Here’s to 2010, no doubt there’ll be more plots, more rumours and conspiracies.
Cheers forom sunny Sheen.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/recession/6874992/Gilts-sell-off-as-Britain-joins-Italy-in-debt-house.html
Hope everyone is enjoying La Dolce Vita
Merry Christmas Gordon.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/6873600/Gordon-Brown-gold-Treasury.html
Best Ever Chancellor….. my arse.
Clever little fellow aint he?
“But the Conservatives have argued that Mr Brown, as Chancellor, made a major mistake by announcing in advance that he intended to sell the gold. That move, the Tories argue, depressed the market in advance of the sale and resulted in the poor price.”
Major mistake? It was a fucking disaster for which he should have been shot.
@jay k: It was deliberate, the Marxist mobster should indeed be shot — for treason.
Smugly, he claimed that he BOUGHT Euros with the sums gained from the infamous gold sale.
He is so f*cking proud that he brags that by wrecking Sterling he spins that the sale proceeds of the gold sale weren’t quite as bad as some people suggest.
And to think just a few years ago our press had us believing this was an intellectual heavyweight, a financial genius and a political heavyweight, nay, collosus.
Pillock then. Pillock now. Always has been always will be and we ought to never forget that this Labour Party forced him upon us without a thought for our nation.
how much did he cost the pesions as well……….wanker
Italy = La Dolce Vita
UK = Dollop of Shite
…but the pay’s good.
What stood out for me in that report
“The Government will have borrowed an extra £700bn by 2014. And the national debt will reach £1.5 trillion, which is equal £48,000 per head of the working population. The market response is entirely rational,” he said
Does that include the Public service pensions Black Hole or is that an extra £1.5 trillion dumped on the British Taxpayer?
“Julian Callow, Europe economist at Barclays Capital, said Britain is nearing the eye of the storm as the Bank of England starts to unwind quantitative easing.”
Neatly put.
Batten down the hatches this ones going to be a rollercoaster of a ride but with little upside.
Told you so!
As the hurricane said to the palm tree:
Hang on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow-job.
No that is what Gordon said to Mandy.
Somewhat related…
http://blogs.investors.com/capitalhill/index.php/home/35-politics/1089-venezuela-no-1-in-default-risk
For all the press coverage about fiscal woes in Dubai and Greece, the country most likely to default on its debt is Hugo Chavez’s Venezuela.
The country leapfrogged to the top spot in Q4 2009, with a greater than 50% chance of going deadbeat on its $90 billion in sovereign bonds, according to CMA Datavision, a U.K.-based company that compiles comparative data about credit default swaps.
Dubai ranks sixth, and Greece a lowly eighth. Ukraine, which still can’t get a grip on its finances, is No. 2 on CMA’s likely-to-default list. Argentina, with a $100 billion sovereign default in 2001 under its belt, is No. 3. Newcomers also rounded out the dubious top-10 distinction, like Romania, which ranks nine.
But after amassing $600 billion to $800 billion in oil earnings in history’s biggest oil boom, Venezuela’s current woes stand out. It shows that socialism can spend money faster than even an oil boom can draw it in.
The main problem with Socialism is the internationalist dimension. Don’t get me wrong; I don’t defend any kind of Leftie-ism, but Socialism could just about be tolerable if it were to be confined within the borders of the state concerned. Sadly, however, and thanks largely to the legacy of Trotsky, that boundary is no longer respected nor observed.
The problem with socialism!
It’s a fucking disease, that preys on the moronic.
And quickly infects dickheads.
The initial infection is called ‘Tatola’.
Like ebola, but with a penchant for bad vocabulary, and even worse profanity.
The main problem with socialism is that it destroys comparative advantage which is basically the only way in which wealth is created.
Happy christmas Guido and many of them.
Has Brown committed suicide yet – it is at the top of my Christmas present list.
In fact it’s my ONLY Christmas present – after the taxes,the lies,the deceit,the ruin he has brought on this nation,the war’s he has used to murder our soldiers,the policies to ruin our finances,our education,our whole social structure.
So Brown – do the decent thing and top yourself,preferably with a blunt knife,you utter bastard.
You missed the icing on the cake – send him a p.s. to put the video on youtube
Thanks for that. I was beginning to believe all the sane people in Britain had been bred-out of existence.
Happy Chrimbo one and all …
Merry Christmas, Guido – enjoy the break, enjoy the anarchy of the Fawkettes while they’re young, and try to maintain diplomatic relations with the mother-in-law.
Many thanks for trying to shine a little light into the darker corners of the political edifice, for keeping us informed, and for letting us have a voice through the blog.
Merry Christmas to all the regulars, as well. May it be peaceful and enjoyable for all.
(PS – hope you’ve all got your sprouts on for Christmas dinner – we don’t want undercooked sprouts adding to the woes of the nation.)
A cure for Global Cooling?
Hat tip for jingle jangle jewellry. Rum and coke all over the keyboard.
I saw it this morning, can’t get the music (and lyrics) out of my head now. The enire British population of this planet should be made aware of this video – RATM? I shit ‘em. ‘Jingle Jangle Jewelry’ is this year’s REAL Christmas earworm!
Am off to Grandma Fawkes today, the in-laws live sixty miles down the road. We are a sprout-free household. Hate ‘em.
The Miss Fawkes (4) is sporting a black-eye from her cousin. There were 9 sugar-rushing cousins jumping on a sofa. That is anarchy.
That is Christmas as it should be. Kids having fun.
As for sprouts – yuuuummmm.
Give the cousin a black eye back… sounds like a potential wife beater, little shit.
Oh and have a very Merry Christmas Mr Fawkes, your blog has given me at least one good laugh a day — much appreciated in these dark times.
Where is Mandy?
Sulking in the corner, dreaming of a happy life on the farm.
Would that be the funny farm or McSnottie’s farmy-farm ?
Sucking in the corner more like
Found him
http://www.realjock.com/gay-men/marrakech/marrakesh
Well funny!!!
It’s obviously the sort of site OH has bookmarked.
He broke cover yesterday from an unknown location and announce Cuts in the Education budget and plans for a new TWO YEAR degree….education , education.
Was Mr Ed Cooper-Balls indisposed ?
£648m cut from University allocation in England and Wales. Scotland to still get a 2% increase in real terms in Subsidy Allocation. Er, a bit more than Partisan, and the Opposition are still mute.
There is a sense of real panic in Government, and their over-paid little helpers.
Mandy`s on the U boat to Argentina, sorting out the post election pocket lining sinecures while the rest of the hoons bicker in the Bunker.
guido ya guidogram is tacky enough to be funny and fact , I bet you are pissed because the bbc arent paying you 6million a year to put out weekly show.
Merry christmas and Happy new year to all the readers and to the man himself Guido
And to the scum in westminster there lamposts reserved with your names on
Christmas Greetings to Guido and the fellow followers!
Gordoom has offered 1.5 billion of your money to buy himself the job as Global Climate Cop!
Mandy is in a huff because he was double crossed.
Tone is innocent and everybody loves him, and he was double crossed.
A Belgian is Emperor!
Not bad, really.
And Cameron declared his cast-iron guarantee was merely a lie and that in these troubled times the best people for the job are those with vaginas rather than people with experience and ability.
Wahay! Here’s to 2010 and an incoming government every bit as clueless as the current bunch of brainless tossers.
well Guido
……….sorry about the delay, having just watched the video of repeats, I’m just checking you’re not under my computer table or hiding behind my loudspeakers………….
talking of repeats have you seen this in the telegraph
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/christmas/6866453/Brussels-sprout-sales-jump-as-we-learn-to-cook-them-properly.html
what a great year!
here’s hoping for some more invigorating tales of greed, corruption and overeating amongst the gobshite glitterati next year
cheers
Happy Xmas to you and yours Guido, and keep on at the bastards (of all persuasions) in the New Year.
And Happy Xmas to all non-trolls who frequent this place – it is the intelligent commenters that make this site a daily read.
I’m off to cut down some rainforest for yule logs – take care!
Only a bit of a dick? You’re going soft in more ways than one.
How old are you? 7?
Or a 67 year old with the outlook and emotional intelligence of a 7 year old.
You are not big, or clever, or remotely like a Leader.
Well done Guido for your efforts in exposing various public figures, politicians, corporate toads and bureaucratic bodies for their thievery and tripery during 2009. I look out the window at the white-out (worst winter weather for 20 years already) and look forward to the Queens Xmas speech about global warming. Will tiny Tim Cratchit survive 2010?
Its that time of the year where we all feel the pinch.
Especially those living on Benefits paid for by me.
Merry Hooning Christmas
If your on benefits and can’t afford a turkey or a holiday this christmas why not try this !pretend your in Thiland turn the heating up full wander round the house in beach wear then capture next doors cat (or dog) and eat that for your dinner killing two birds with one stone ! and thus preventing another cat from shitting in my garden !
Guido and co help needed , who is this ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1238017/Premier-League-manager-caught-visiting-prostitutes-brothel.html
Do your own fucking research. I found out in 30 minutes.
well could you point me in the right direction?
“Do your own fucking research. I found out in 30 minutes.”
Some of us have only just got up mate, and we haven’t got time to piss about.
Well, you did better than I, for I googled fruitlessly for 20 minutes because my football-mad and-therefore-retarded brother-in-law in due over tomorrow & I thought he’d be interested. I gave up when I realised that, not being a footie fan (“It’s called footie cuz they hit the ball wiv their foots, hur hur hur.. sometimes they hit the ball wiv their heads and that’s called a headuh, hur hur hur, then if they foot the little ball into the big ginormous net, they all kiss each uvver, hur hur hur”) I couldn’t name a single Premier League football manager, so I didn’t really care.
Still, it’s nice to know the managers actually pay to have sex, as opposed to the players, who simply spit-roast/rape some 15 year old they meet in a nightclub.
I did 30 mins research too, but although majority opinion seems to believe it’s Avram Grant, there doesn’t seem to be certainty it is him. If you are so clever, name the guy and give the reasons why you believe you are correct. Otherwise, don’t sound off pointlessly.
Try reading the Israeli press.
so its pompy boss grant then ?
How ironic that would be. His team isn’t scoring but he certainly would.
There’s not a single mention of Grant, or anyone else, in relation to this story in either of the main Israeli English language newspapers -Jerusalem Post and Haaretz Daily. Rest of the Israeli press seems to be in Hebrew, Russian or German.
Nothing like a bit of begatting.
Have been through about 50 israeli papers !
Nothing !
FFS just tell us which one
we wont tell on you honest !
i saw two mentions of Megson but could not access the site !
fuck would make sense , his team fire blanks
Unit 1 on an industrial estate, commerce is alive and well, there is no recession says Gordon Brown, Home Office… quite right to grant work permits to overseas applicants in areas where there are skill shortages, Premier league manager… did not keep a clean sheet but we scored for the first time in a month.
Great blog Guido..please keep having a go at those wretches at Westminster and their associated toerags..you are our only salvation..happy chrimbo to all
I do so hope that Jacqui SEVENBELLIES gets all that I wish for her over Xmas and in the New Year.For me she epitomises all that is wrong with our government. Greedy,Obese,Liar,Oppurtunist,Condescending ,Dishonest
PIGS.
Add: dumb and dowdy
Oh, and why isn’t INCOMPETENT in there ?
Thanks for all the entertainment during 2009, Guido. I am sure 2010 will be a classic year. Will be revelling in 10 days of Saturnalia from now on – and you know how we Roman’s like to enjoy ourselves at this time of year – but will catch up in the New Year. All the best to you and yours.
Merry Crystalballs and a Happy Nude Leer.
However, on theing puzzles me – can’t see a mention of the iniquitous privacy law which is protecting a certain Premier League manager from exposure for visiting a brothel, and, sadly, no mention of the identity of said manager.
Are you running scared too, Guido?
Maybe Guido knows he’s not the editor of the News of the World.
Anyway, who is it?
I’m still not certain, but the Fratton Park Faithful seem in the main to have accepted that it is their manager, Avram Grant. The Editor of Heat magazine, interviewed on Twitter, dropped a clue that the manager is ugly – and that it is not Harry Redknapp (another leading suspect).
I guess the truth will be out there on Twitter.
A Premier league club has been forced to make a ststement backing their manager, but because of our iniquitous privacy laws the Mail can’t say which club!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1238133/Premier-League-club-stand-manager-caught-brothel-scandal.html?ITO=1490&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
its got to be grant or megson or was it the reason hughs was sacked ?
Please let it be a certain Labour supporting, red faced jock. Three Christmases rolled into one.
Would that be…. it was the referee, admonish fourth official, we only get one penalty awarded every other game, begins with an F and happens to be Scottish?…..oops! what a give away Alex.
A very Merry Christmas to you too!
Thank you for your ongoing reports of plots, rumours and gossip.
Long may your cross-hairs stay focussed, and your insights be revealing!
Merry Chrimbo one and all
Lets hope this time next year we can toast the demise of Jonah and his gang of Nazi thugs.
Looking forward to the public slaying of McSnot and the rest of Zanulab in 2010. Keep it up Guido.
In my mind Guido you did the most damage to Brown when you outed McBride over smeargate and Brown’s, McGuire’s and Drapers part in it.
The next thing that damaged Brown, apart from fucking the country and the economy ofcourse, was his press conference after his and liebours humilitation after the June elections, where he lied to the nation several times for all to see, especially with regard to him and his office briefing journalists that Darling was for the chop. In the glare of the lights and to the political correspondents incredulity, he denied it! He ofcourse also lied when he said that there would be a referendum on lisbon. No one can ever believe a liebour manifesto ever again, although Cameron can’t escape on that one either!
However, and you yourself, Guido, have chastised me on here before, when I said nothing would change! Well it hasn’t has it? Not one single politician has yet been charged over the expenses scandals and they are still making the rules up for themselves!
However in light of the season of good will to all, I will forgive you all this years sins, if you tell us all which one of the managers has been partaking in carnal pleasures? Give us a cryptic clue even?
Have a good one everyone and here’s to continuing democracy and freedom, if only on this blog!
“However, and you yourself, Guido, have chastised me on here before, when I said nothing would change!”
We don’t even know who you are mate.
he does, he has my IP, in any case, what sort of comment is that? are you bored or fed up wth stuffing
Er…..the clue is in the name Anonymous…….which means anonymous.
Merry Christmas retard.
(yeah, mr retard has a certain ring to it. It suits you)
fuck off you c u n t. you aint fuckin barlow any way. browns waiting for more unintelligent c u n t s to join him so off you go, theres a good c u n t and go join the losers.
there you go take that! have the worst xmas ever
OK, let’s keep this simple, ‘cos that is what you are….fucking simple.
Fuck off tat you сunt
Hello tat, flushed you out have I? Why don’t you invite some homeless young lads round to your stinking hovel over the Christmas period? Oh I forgot you do that on a regular basis anyway, on a promise of cheap lager spiked with Rohypnol.
Have a good one shit face.
Really on a roll, and so substantive in a contextual sense.
Democracy; is that the one where all the little smurfs put an X in a box every five years for someone whose smile they like or wears a nice suit and then go back to their Sky Sports, I’m A Celebrity and cheap alchopops ?
It’s Strictly come X factor or me every time.
Sounds like a good night in to me !
Father Abraham, is your son Isacc still shitting himself everytime he sees you in the kitchen knife drawer ?
Which manager has been partaking of carnal pleasure?
All of them.
Have a good Christmas everyone.
Having to scrape through this Christmas on a school janitor’s pay because of you !
bond markets downgrade UK into 2010
10 yr yield hits 4% whilst bse is 0.5%
the new year will be a year of “will they get the debt away”
radical fiscal action will be required, sooner than Gordo was hoping!
http://www.bloomberg.com/markets/rates/uk.html
Who gives a fuck?
You should if you are unfortunate enough to live and work in SnotMcRuin’s (once Great) Britain.
Nobody is giving you a fuck if you’re paying for it. Ovey.
£100?
It costs Mandy 30 times that in Marrakesh!
Fucking Delicious!
Interest rates are
Up, up and Away in Gordo’s Debt Balloon.
Just in time for the Tories to be blamed….its 1979 all over again
The Truth is Out: British Army Being Used as Capitalists’ Mercinaries to Secure Profit: http://eotp.wordpress.com/2009/12/19/the-truth-is-out-british-army-being-used-as-capitalists-mercinaries-to-secure-profit/
WTF is a ‘mercinary’?
The illustration certainly isn’t one of British army soldiers. The article linked to argues for greater involvement of Germany and France in fighting the Talibs. So it would be fair to say this link is a ‘fail’, as teens say.
It has only been just over a year since I got online.
Seems a lot longer, but in a good way.
Thank you Guido for all your hard work and great results.
Also for letting me speak my mind.
Cheers to the other contributors as well, although I now have to replace my well soiled computer chair.
Merry Christmas xxx
You have missed out the most important event of the year, indeed of the century. A new group of superheroes is in town, sent from Mount Olympus to save us. Meet the Johnsons!
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/
Will Brown bottle it again ? :
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/new-plot-hatched-to-dislodge-brown-before-election-1849096.html
“Gordon Brown could be asked to stand down as Labour leader in the new year but allowed to stay as Prime Minister until the general election, which Labour would fight under a new leader.
The astonishing plan is being discussed by senior Labour figures, who say it would boost the party’s election prospects without humiliating Mr Brown.”
How wouldn’t that be a complete and utter humiliation for Brown FFS? This is the Independent trying to drive the hung parliament narrative again, the tossers.
I’d rather he just died.
of something painful might make me believe in God.
I already do since last Thursday, when the Almighty delivered a week of Arctic snowy chaos just as they were finalizing their plan to relieve pensioners of the last of their savings in higher fuel bills/desecrate the countryside with turbines/reduce us to lives below that of a medieval serf.
I hope all those thousands stranded on snowy motorways on Monday night finally saw through the Great Satan BBC with it’s “Here’s Roger Harribin’s report from today’s developments in Copenhagen…”
Gaia punishes those who have a conceited view of mans influence on this planet.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gore+Effect
BTW Harrabin and Phil Jones (Chief Scammer of the UEA AGW Fraud) are buddies.
Guido
Thanks for a truly entertaining twelve-month. Merry Christmas to you and yours – and an ‘interesting’ New Year.
Labour’s traditional Christmas breakfast.
Hain – Orange Juice
Balls – Doughnut
Mandelson – french toast
Jack Straw – melon
Harman – potato patty
Cooper – fried eggs
Woodward – Waffle
Johnson – Hash
Hilary Benn – crêpe
Ed and Dave Miliband – bubble and squeak
Brown – Toast
Leading to roast chestnuts (GE) when the indigestion has finally set in.
Richard Timney-cream pie
Mark Oaten-Reverse Dutch steamboat
I wish you all a” Real Shit”Christmas !
And a “Crappy” New year !
a merry thick as shit christmas to you oatibix.
Angela Eagle-Nibbles,on a hairy plate.
Oh give it a rest, ffs. It’s Christmas.
‘Ave you been at the sherry trifle, you c’unt?
As it’s Christmas you can stop dancing now, eh. Not that I don’t appreciate the tinsel accessories…
Now now tat, you don’t even know the man. I’m not a fan of any of our dishonourable members either but there’s a time and place.
I suppose it’s difficult for you to have any Christmas cheer alone in bedsit land with the microwave christmas dinner in the fridge for tomorrow. But how about some goodwill to all, just for a day or two?
Which one are you?
tats special gay friend
concrete pumps mixer
nike
fick as feeves, angry and alone
i could go on,
cmon who are you?
Yeah, you’re right. He’s rich, very fucking rich, but defected because of section 28 I believe. Has a gay brother I think I read once.
But then, so what, like all the normal labourites are so fucking working class, it’s whippits for dinner tomorrow? I don’t think so. I think we can agree they are all shitbags, and we need a purge.
Can’t believe I’m discussing that shite on Xmas eve tho.
Best to you and yours tat, have a great one and cheers for the banter & your entertaining posts over last few months. You c’unt.
Gender issues here.
Christmas is a time of Charity for the less Bonhomie Enabled in the community. Let’s spare a thought for our resident Brown-apologist Trolls:
I’ll bet Master Baiter/Private Sparts is having a rotten holiday season after being told, quite firmly, that Kwanza ‘isn’t for the likes of him’. He seems to have given up on God lately, so that’s him fucked for company.
Try to imagine, if you can, the bitter, hate-fuelled world of terror Spaedo Shorts is inhabiting, as he waits… waits… waits… for that crackle of police radios on his doorstep that will, one day, finally, confirm his neighbour’s worst suspicions. You do realise he names himself after his collection, don’t you?
A big, Bubeluh, L’chaim shout out to all our resident Antisemites, may all your Chrismasses be mixed-race. And if you work covertly for New Labour, you know what that makes you, don’t you?
And Happy Christmas and a peaceful, safe New Year to London Muslim and his family, nobody’s Troll, just a regular poster with a sense of humour.
And ‘Jimmy’ – go fuck yourself. You’ve had yer thirteen years , and failed miserably – as all the shiny new the history books will soon confirm.
God bless us every one. To all my readers a Merry Christmas and a New Labour New Year.
May i take this opportunity to wish you all a merry xmas best, wishes for 2010.
And a merry cox’s orange to you all.
“Guido”
Have a Merry Peaceful Christmas.
Thanks for having the guts to establish un-censored politican reporting for millions to digest. Keep it up!!
Good Luck for 2010.
Newsnights ‘Ethical Man’ science experiment gets pawned.
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2009/12/24/bbc-botches-grade-school-co2-science-experiment-on-live-tv-with-indepedent-lab-results-to-prove-it/#comment-272046
Look, we get confused just trying to report opinion polls; there’s no physics module in media studies dont’cha know?
We don’t need this to tell us it was a load of wank. It was BBC agitprop of the worse fucking kind.
I’m still at fucking work you cünts.
merry fucking christmas, bollocks. We’re doomed.
Funny, never figured you for Santa Clause, sick of digging the Reindeer out of snow drifts?
Remember to empty your sack at midnight.
(flapflapflap) SKRRRRRREEEERRKK!!! (squirt) (phweetle) CHEEKEY!!!
OPEN LETTER TO GORDON BROWN
Dear Mr Brown
Have a fucking crap Christmas and all the worst for 2010 you bong-eyed kunt.
Up Yours
The British Public
Seasonal Greetings (Sung to the tune of “We wish you a Merry Christmas”
We wish you hadn’t said that
We wish you hadn’t said that
We wish you hadn’t said that
WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
I hate the Thought Police……and your Hate crimes !!
I’d like to add some dirty old used newspaper to that and sign it with an inch thick felt pen…
Oops! Nearly forgot to leave my present: a plastic carrier bag with two bricks covered by some empty beer cans. Must go now!
Damn, all you climate change sceptics………
Telegraph and the RSPB say it is here………so must be true
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/6872249/Little-egret-arrives-in-Britain-thanks-to-global-warming.html
flocking thing must be freezing it’s nuts off!!
Ooooh nooooo! the little egret are coming, quick hide the children and build the bunkers, because the end is surely nigh!
What these bought off stooges are not saying is that they are coming to escape the harsh winters, its what birds do FFS they use their wings and piss off to warmer climes when they sense things are going to get chilly at home.
The daily scare story lies peddled by the MSM get ever more desperate and silly as the days go by.
The RSPB just happens to get access to millions of pounds in government funding and then they start churning out global warming doom trash lies, is there a direct connection between government funding going into the RSPB pockets and AGW propaganda lies coming out RSPB offices? You betcha ass their is a connection.
Merry Xmas BillyBob.
I wait for the “Glboal Warming kills off Egret Numbers” headlines next year when the cold kills em all off.
The MSM never lets a chance to lie go to waste.
Merry Christmas Guido .
My favourite media moment was when ” Nikki Camp”bell on BBC 5 Live introduced you as a ” right wing blogger ” and you said “it’s nice to be on the left wing BBC”. He was shocked. The BBC don’t think they are lefties they just think they are “doing the right thing” ,”making the right choices”.
Remind you of anyone?
Happy Christmas Guido.
Looking forward to 2010… it will be an exciting time as the looters’ roosters come home to rest. Things can only get better (or worse), lol!
Some essentials for post-electoral 2010:
Candles, tinned food, bottled water, paraffin, sugar, salt, water purification tablets, a hunting catapult, and a voodoo doll of the Gurner with pins stuck in every orifice.
Don’t sweat it Fawkes, I’ll be here as usual tomorrow making crap comments and replying to myself as per usual.
Who drank all the sherry?
Probably Guido
I (hic) had shome too and it were gr8
Things you will never see in 2010
#234
Yvette Balls- Cooper arguing against Tory Policy for what it actually is as opposed what she wants you to think it is.
Galley on Newsnight not in the top 10? Fix!
Eric Joyce on Newsnight Scotland has got to be the best of 2009
Peter “serial sex killer of English girls” Tobin
Alistair “the wallet-moth” Darling
Gordon “Psycholps” Brown
Tony “The Warmonger” Blair
Dave “Cast Iron” Camerhoon
Blended whiskey
Rotten Bank of Shysters
Horrid Bank Of Shysters
Glaswegians
Fred the Shred
Heroin
Malcolm Rifkind
Butterscottish
Poverty
Alex “Oil Grabber” Salmond
Scabies
Tennant’s Lager
McEwan’s Bitter
Gorbals Mick
Razor gangs
Scotch beggars in London
King James
“Baroness Scotland”
Strathclyde Police
Celtic FC
The Bay City Rollers
Kenneth McKellar
Moira Stewart
Songs like “Donald Where’s your Troosers?”
Jokes like: “Did you hear about the Englishman who went to Scotland for a laugh and came back in stitches?”
Jocks
Jocky Wilson
Jockstraps
And yet some of the biggest idiots from Scotland are in positions of leadership over the English. Jesus Christ how bad must the English be, they didnt even oppose Brown in a leadership battle. What a bunch of Pussies !!!
Be fair,they did give us Rab.C.Nesbitt.
Fred West
Peter Sutcliff
Robert Black ( Killer of Scottish girls)
Dr Crippin
Him from Folkeston
Nick Griffin
Oswald Mosley
Most Russian Spies during the cold War
Arthur Scargill
Peter Mandleson
Ed Balls
Harriet Harman
Geoff Hoon
David Blunkett
Jack Straw
Bob Bustagut
Alistair Darling
Alastair Campbell
The Milliband Sisters
Tony McNulty
Cherie Blair
Tony Blair ( English convert)
Michael White
Derek Draper
Kevin McGuire
Cockneys
Scousers
Geordies
The 4 Yorkshiremen
Manks
Essex Girls
Essex Blokes
Essex Bling
Essex in General
Cheryl and Ashley Cole
Simon Cowel
Katie Price
Manchester United
Chelsea
Ian Wright
My old man says follow the band
Recreational Buggery
John Mortimer
Pikeys
The Daily Mirror
The Guardian
John Motson
Eastenders
Roy Chubby Brown
Sir Ian Blair and his Keystone Cops
Bloc Party
Paula Yates
Johnathon King
Toenails
That will do for now…..
Chas’n'Dave
Richard Littlejohn
Jo Brand
Stephen K Amos
Ben Elton
Whisky – that’s all.
I mean, what have the Romans ever done for us?
REG: What have NewLabour ever done for us?
XERXES: The speed cameras?
REG: What?
XERXES: The speed cameras.
REG: Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us those. Uh, that’s true. Yeah.
Spad #3: And media spin.
LORETTA: Oh, yeah, the spin, Reg. Remember what the papers used to be like?
REG: Yeah. All right. I’ll grant you the speed cameras and the spin doctors are two things that New Labour have done.
MATTHIAS: And the Immigration explosion.
REG: Well, yeah. Obviously the Immigration. I mean, the Immigrants go without saying, don’t they? But apart from the speed cameras, the spin, and the immigrants –
Spad: Illiteracy.
XERXES: MRSA.
Spad #2: European integration.
REG: Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.
Spad #1: And the debt.
Spads: Oh, yes. Yeah…
FRANCIS: Yeah. Yeah, that’s something they have really brought to us all Reg, The debt..
Spad : Anti terror laws.
LORETTA: And it’s not safe to walk in the streets at night now, Reg.
FRANCIS: Yeah, they certainly haven’t a clue how to keep order. Let’s face it. Knife and gun crime alone has soared to new records.
REG: All right, but apart from the CCTV, the spinning of stories, failures in education, European integration, lack of public order, immigration, MRSA and hospital deaths, 3300 new criminal laws, and sleaze and corruption on a massive scale , what have New Labour ever done for us?
XERXES: Brought peace to Iraq and Afghanistan?
REG: What? Peace? Shut up!
Nice one Bill!
Merry Xmas.
At least we built a wall
I think you are getting mixed up here………….it is the Scottish Mafia to blame ???
Never mind they will be drinking to excess as usual in a few days time…..another nail in their coffin, hopefully!!
A socialist Government.
The bones of Stephen Gately get on down….
This from the nation that gave us Gary Glitter , I ask you !!!
wow……… I think that is a bite !! hehehehehehe
Moira Stuart, whose name provides the cup competed for at United Hospitals Comedy Revue, is from Hampstead.
All hail Kirsten Imrie is from Hammersmith so that makes her?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNA4GkVVHCQ
And all these were big bad Chelsea fans from London and Norn Iron?
Merry fucking Xmas!
I’m an atheist, but i’ll go with the flow.
Don’t waste your vote.
Tories can be dealt with once in power.
Get me.
Good advice, the priority is to eject Brown and the Labour Party from Government even if it means holding your nose when you vote. Voting for a party not likely to win is a waste and a lifeline for Brown. Tactical voting gets my vote. You know it makes sense.
Much as it would be a laugh if Labour were re-elected to survey their scorched earth of a country, we have to get the Tories into power in 2010. That is step one.
What is the point of voting for a ‘conservative’ regime when in fact its policies and aims are in practice nearly identical to newlabours?
From high taxes to high spending to EU serfdom to quango gravytrains to ecoloony insanity/green fascism the big three are one and the same party with fake squabbles to distract the voter.
Will honest Dave honour the promise of a referendum? er nope!
Will Dave be happy to continue the handing over of our independence to foreigners? er yep!
Well how about third world immigration,lawless streets,fake asylum seekers pouring in through open borders,abuse of the NHS by foreign spongers that leads to rationing treatment for British people? No change!
Will Dave extract our troops from the Afghan quagmire and have the war criminals who dragged us into an illegal war put before a judge? Think again comrade!
Will honest Dave get rid of the choking red tape and taxes and laws, the overbearing big brother nanny state? No way Jose!
You see the thing is, the truth is that electing a dishonest fake Tory sellout like Cameron will do NOTHING for the UK other than hand over the detritus to foreign rule and domination, Dave does not want to be PM to be Churchill, he wants to be PM to be Quisling or Vichy. The truth is very unpalatable indeed. If the people of the UK are stupid enough to vote in any of the big three then the UK is finished as a free nation and a democracy. Any real Tory can see the reality, its only those with a blind lust for power that refuse to see the truth.
Precisely. Nice to know SOME people have woken up around here.
Getting the tory’s in is just the first step.
You can’t make moves with another 5 years of the worst type of c*nts ever to be in charge of this country.
It’s an unfortunate situation
.
But, CK, i know what you mean.
“A stitch in time saves nine.”
A little blood 40 years ago would have saved a LOT of blood next year and the year after. Pity we just let things slide…
Remember, remember
This late in December
Red Heath’s great treason and plot
There’s no stronger reason
Than ultimate treason
Why Tories should be forgot
Getting the Tories elected is the only way to get Labour out. But that is only the first step… we can’t take back our liberties, scrap the surveillance state, downsize government, overturn the EU/New World Order regime that is being forced down out throats with Labour in power. That’s just an unpalatable fact.
Dave as PM *will* be different to Brown as PM. Dave will have to address serious criticism that will come from blogs, like Guido’s, which will increasingly drive the agenda. He can chose to ignore us, but that would be his undoing. The rise of UKIP, the break-up of the UK or Daniel Hannan as his replacement are certainly probable if Dave refuses to take some serious action once the plebs start to wake up next year as to how fucked the country really is.
To Cassandra King. I have just read your comment about Cameron and I am sad to say that you are absolutely correct. He is absolutely no different to the two treacherous NEW MAN NONCES who led New Labia and destroyed what was once a nation to be proud of. Emigration seems to be the only answer.Where can we go where we can be free of these fascist scumbags?????
bollocks i dont wont 5 more years of this fucking goverment you may i dont its still is a free country at the moment.
I just hope you have the decency to turn up for a good kicking when Dave gets in with a decent majority.
We deserve it.
You are making the assumption that Brown will turn it round after Xmas.
I don’t think so, Thieves.
Cameron’s ratings will rise.
Brown’s will fall.
You also make the assumption that i’m a tory. Again, no.
A good kicking it is then. See you next year loser.
There have been times over the years where I’ve wished for a hung parliament, but given the absolutely critical state of the country’s finances, this would be the very worst result possible at present. One way or another, somebody has to get a working majority. The consequences of a hung parliament are too frightening to contemplate.
Bottom Boy,
Is this going to be like your prediction that “the postman” Alan J would be leading the Labour party???
Yeah, but.
Alan Johnson is an old left winger,
and, ergo, a c*nt.
Cos it was all Thatcher’s fault, wasn’t it.
Fucking hell.
Merry Xmas Thieves.
The smart money’s on Harriet Harman, needless to say TaT and the smart people disagree.
Dave can take his Nu Conservatives and his Cast Iron guarantees and go fuck himself. He’s a fucking Blair clone and only the functionally illiterate would even consider voting for him.
We used to say a vote for the fringe parties or independents was a waste, but today, the only really wasted vote is one for the Big Three.
Ah Guido
MPs Expenses …pah! In Northern Ireland we do it properly
Have you not seen the unfolding political disaster around Saint Gerry Adams brother?
It now transpires that 20 years ago Gerry leaned that his brother was a predatory paedophile who had allegedly raped his daughter. At that time his bother was a wanted man on the run on terrorist charges and living in the Irish Republic.
So did the honourable member for West Belfast go to the police and report him? Nope. He alleges that he took the victim (who was about 11) up to meet her daddy over tea and biscuits to see if he could help her confront the issue with him – a well known therapy technique for young rape victims. She later declined to take her complaint forward with police. Gerry says he believed her and supported her. She says she felt he was on her fathers side and was surprised at his attitude.
Gerry (as Party President) says that he believes the allegations and that he cut off contact with his brother 15 years ago. Which seems a bit odd, because come the peace process, the brother suddenly reappeared in Belfast and then Dundalk working as a Youth Worker in various ‘community projects’ associated with Sinn Fein and the Catholic Church – even writing articles on the scourge of paedophilia. One Irish paper has even alleged that he was put up as a Sinn Fein candidate at one point. Presumably all without the Party Leader’s knowledge. Well, its hard to keep track isnt it.
Now a warrant is out for the brother’s arrest so he has fled to the Republic and says he will oppose his extradition on the basis that, given the publicity (including Gerry’s remarks that he’s guilty) he cannot get a fair trial.
Meanwhile, feeling the political heat, Gerry now alleges that in any case, they are all victims because their own father sexually and physically abused members of the family as children. The spin doctors are now frantically spinning a web of victimhood around him while the original rape victim says she has been ostrascised by the Adams family since she went public with what happened to her.
beats duck houses don’t you think?
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Santa”
“Santa who?”
“Santander… We’re repossessing your house because you haven’t paid the mortgage
You’re fucking rubbish Dave!
Merry Xmas.
Forgot to add and merry Xmas to one and all : )
Heres one i banked earlier !
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wurbtkmKaS4/R2o9IVuUuDI/AAAAAAAAA.Qo/daaOnN7SwSQ/s1600–h/softie-
Shit ! it wont show
I’m still at fucking work you cünts. However, everyone else has pissed off so now I’m editing video in a mankini drinking Grouse and have hawkwind pumping from every orifice…
Gordon can’t spoil that. He would if he could, but the man doesn’t even come close to touching what matters to me. Fuck you Gordon, fuck you for Christmas.
Merry christmas all you troublemakers, keep your powder dry.
Oh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, Guido your modding script kills me.
he ain’t going to mod anything else this decade is he, so a repost…
I’m still at fucking work you cünts. However, everyone else has pissed off so now I’m editing digital video in a luminous green mankini dr*nk*ng Grouse and have hawkwind pumping from every orifice…
Gordon can’t spoil that. He would if he could, but the man doesn’t even come close to touching what matters to me. Fuck you Gordon, fuck you for Christmas.
Merry christmas all you troublemakers, keep your powder dry.
M m m m m Mr Speaker, What is Hawkwind and can we tax it or sell it at a knock down price
Latest British soldier to be killed in Wogland was called “Tommy Brown” some dark irony there, chew on it with your Xmas dinner Gordon.
Such was the day for our regiment,
Dread the revenge we will take.
Dearly we paid for the blunder
A drawing-room General’s mistake.
Why weren’t we told of the trenches?
Why weren’t we told of the wire?
Why were we marched up in column,
May Tommy Brown enquire…
Great to have you back Guido. Admit it, you needed a break from the Outlaws, didn’t you? I’ve got the MIL staying, Jesus H she is eating me out of house and home. That bloated fat turkey will look like a Bombay Shitehawk by the time she has finished hacking at it tomorrow, in fact I think she’s already had a gnaw at it’s cold, uncooked carcass in the fridge.
Enough to drive a man to drink….. :-)
Dear unelected, unwanted, hopeless, illiterate, innumerate, shirt lifting, tow rag, gurning, ugly, no hoper, lying, thieving, ugly, hated, filthy, snot gobbling, murderer of our soldiers, stupid idiot who gave away our countries gold, mugger of old peoples pensions, climate scamming idiot, personality devoid, dimmest dimwit on the planet, worst PM and Chancellor ever and savoir of nothing Gordon plonker vomit inducing Brown.
I hope that in the next life , if not in this one, you fell the pain of all those you have killed, maimed and made to suffer or made poorer.
We hope to see the very, very last of you in May at the latest and let your name be erased from the history of the world for ever and ever.
HOWEVER…………
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year Guido and thank you for allowing me to put my humble feelings into print.
Its good to get these things off your chest old man, your blog hit the mark with me have a good Christmas …. T. Nuck
So Old Man Speaking, having addressed this letter (with which I heartily agree) to “Dear unelected, unwanted, hopeless, illiterate,…”, should it end “Yours sincerely”, “Yours faithfully”, or simply “Up yours”?
Why not send it to his excuse for a wife?
I am sending one next week when I know the postman won’t steal the contents.
I am looking forward to crafting a similar letter and posting it.
And when he is kicked out on the Friday after the Thursday election,I shall stand at the gates of the bunker and shout;
“Fuck off you piece of shit,fuck off you lying Soviet bastard” and I shall hold a big banner saying the same.
Why don’t we all get down there and then go off and get legless in a nearby pub – the first round is on me – one pint for each year of the Labour thugs in power.
After a class trip to the local farm the Miss Smith decided to find out how much the children had learnt.
‘Now class I want you to put up your hands and then tell me what you saw today and what noise it makes’
Samantha put up her hand and said ‘Cow miss, cow….Moooo! ‘
‘well done Samantha’ said Miss Smilth
Peter has his hand up and says ‘Pig miss, pig…Oink Oink!!’
‘well done peter’ said Miss Smith
Jimmy had been waving his hand around for some time now.
‘Yes Jimmy’ said Miss Smith
‘Farmer miss, farmer…. Get off that fucking tractor!’
That one came out of last years cracker………just wait till the сunt gets going on this years.
It’s going to be another lonely Christmas for your and tedious and impotent troll posts.
There is always hope, join a choir, play badminton. Anything.
Cratchit: Tomorrow is Christmas and I was wondering if I could have… Half a day off?
Scrooge: Christmas, eh? Uh, er… I suppose so. But I’ll dock you half a day’s pay. Let’s see, I pay you two shillings a day…
Cratchit: Two shillings and a halfpenny, Sir.
Scrooge: Oh yes, but that was before boom and bust.
Well Happy Christmas folks!! Have a lovely time tomorrow!! I shall when I finish cooking turkey, pheasant, mince pies, cake to ice….good job I love cooking and I love Christmas!!!!
And thanks Guido, your blog has saved me from high blood pressure!!! Have a great time with the kids. Late night for Santa tonight!! Bet junior here doesn’t go to sleep before midnight and will be up at 5am!!! I wish you much of the same – don’t forget the photos!
Have a good Christmas Tat, Engineer, Caesar’s Wife, Cassandra, Old Holborn, Constantly Furious and NewGirl if you’re still about and everybody else…………………..
I’ve got a new exclamation mark key in my sack for you, Nell. Your one’s fucked.
Best present ever then!!
‘Cus I lurve exclamation marks!!!!!!!!
At least New Girl had the decency to fuck off.
Merry Crimbo nell.
Did she ? Or has she morphed into another name ??
I’m gonna try that in the New Year !!
Happy christmas Nellybabes, and have a good new year. If you’re going to stuff that turkey tomorrow, remember it’s better to shove it in the throat rather than up the bum. My god just realised how that sounds…. honestly, it’s all to do with fat basting distribution and leaving the cavity wide open for hot air to circulate….!!
Whatto Nell. I hope you read what I posted on the last thread about Daniel Quilp having caught a dose of S.T.D.He reckons he caught it off of you.I
don’t believe him myself,he probably caught it off of The Top Boy.
Merry Christmas Jacqui!!
Not from me! There has been one man for me only ever and we’ve been together for 30 something years……………
Merry Christmas Ratsniffer. I’m cooking that stuffed turkey upside down. It’s already had 2 hours tonight. The rest tomorrow.
Great pheasant tonight with parsley, oregano, cumin, red wine (of course!) and cranberry jelly. Yum!
lol, that’s the funniest thing you’ve said for ages, perhaps ever, thicko.
Tat- Have a really Good Christmas.!
I’m really looking forward to crossing swords with you as we come up to the General Election which is going to be Tories versus Independents. Labour hasn’t got a hope!!!
Happy Christmas Nell, enjoyed your posts all year. Have a great one with the family- I shall be cooking turkey with you tomorrow morning – figuratively speaking.
Mery Xmas Nell, I have enjoyed reading your posts.
All the best for the year ahead.
Cassie K.
I am a mouthpiece and Comical Ali for the proven liar Gordon Brown and his bunch of warmongers.
No happy Christmas from me.
I went out on the town last night and I didn’t pull, but as I was walking home I saw a big fat tart pissed up laying on the pavement. I took her knickers off and started shagging her. I was immediately pulled away and arrested.
I never even saw the chalk line round her body.
So what’s the problem?
He could have inhaled the chalk and was arrested foir his own safety.
Our Xmas Present from Gordo!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/recession/6874992/Gilts-sell-off-as-Britain-joins-Italy-in-debt-house.html#postComment
The UK is the new Italy.
Uk is best placed to be destroyed by Gordo the Socialist nutjub.
Happy Christmas Guido and thanks for doing what you do.
Merry Christmas all…
Very, very good.
Conjures up a few happy memories in the Brecon Beacons, eh OH?
Happy Christmas and a better New Year to all.
Guido well done and keep it up,have only been on this blog a short time but I’m hooked.
Yes. Welcome. That’s how I feel!!
Christmas Greetings!!!
Nell not sure if your talking to me Christy.
But anyway all the very best to you and yours.
A FAILED iraqi “turd assylum seeker Who killed a young girl while driving without a licence was sentenced to 4 Fucking Months In prison , released after 2 Fucking Months then caught driving AGAIN ! Has now been allowed to stay in this shit hole dustbion of a country Well done labour “we Can’t infringe His Inhuman rights ! Well i’m all fucking Broke Up about His Fucking rights What about the little girls rights vto walk down the street without being fucking MURDERED ? And best of all it happened in Justice Secretary Jack Straws Homw Patch Britain Dustbin Of The Fucking World !
Bastard you’ve just ruined my Christmas. The only thing that would save it would be a Newsflash announcing the death of Gordon Brown.
Please Gordon,just die.
You utter piece of Soviet shit
Gordon’s beggered Christmas
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Words are on BBC’s Have Your Say forum
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Currently page 3 of most recomended comments
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Vote for it to make it number 1!
Can’t find it. Wonder why ??
Did notice that ‘traffic to this site is 374% below normal.’ That’s ‘socialist’ education for you.
Can you still post as anonymous in here?
No, fuck off.
My girlfriend woke up Christmas morning with her bed sheets covered in blood.
It was the worst festive period she’s ever had.
You haven’t got a girlfriend, you sad little loser.
NEWS FLASH !
There will be no presents delivered this Christmas !
As santa’s sledge has been deemed unfit to carry passengers !
something to do with “ELF And SAFETY !
Shit.
Yes Please !
http://www.heraldscotland.com/comment/herald-view/we-can-do-without-these-online-smear-campaigns-1.992740
Scoop of the Year!!
The way things are going, all bloggers and even the posters to their site, will have to give certain information about themselves before being allowed to start political blogs or post comments to it.
Wont be long now.
They will want everyone to be accountable for what they say.
Over my dead body.
Or theirs.
To Old Holborn 318.
It wont happen,he who thinks he can control the internet is a brain dead tosser.
The internet is the is the scourge of the media and the politico’s and is so to speak only finding it’s feet to the dismay of the elite.
One click of a button sends info instantly across the world which these arseholes detest,yes they will try to restrict info,but they are doomed to failure,any computer buff will tell you this.
I believe in china they have thousands sitting in front of screens looking for trigger words to stop people communicating,dream on I say.
The sheeple have finally been enabled to voice their opinion on what goes on in their name compliments of the internet,actually I now read in a few minutes what the mainstream media dont tell you in hours of rigged broadcasting.
So Old Holborne power to your elbow mate and as they say Nils Carborundum Desperado,(Dont Let The Bastards Grind You Down).
When they came for an snp activist, we said nothing after all he was “Scotch”, a “Jock”. When they come for us, who will then speak up for us?
The clampdown has begun, be afraid.
http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/18232
It was probably a whistleblower that released files from the Climatic Research Unit (CRU) at the University of East Anglia (UEA)? If so then the information is admissible in court and we will get greater detail on the greatest deception in history.
Phil Jones, former Director of the CRU knew the potential damage and legal implications of the file’s content. Jones told the police the files were from CRU, and claimed a crime was committed. Ludicrously, he said the information had no value because it was criminally obtained.
Why an Insider?
Major clues suggest the leaks were from an insider. A few emails were sent to a British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) reporter Paul Hudson on October 12, weeks before full release. This indicates someone trying to draw attention, but Hudson did nothing. He knew of the wrath and reach of Michael Mann. As a CRU member noted on October 26 2003, Anyway, there’s going to be a lot of noise on this one, and knowing Mann’s very thin skin I am afraid he will react strongly, unless he has learned (as I hope he has) from the past….” He didn’t as his later reactions showed.
Santa only ” Comes” once a year !
But when he does
he empties his sack and fills your stockings !
Talking of Draper, when is it his turn to face the music?
It ain’t over till the big tittied lady sings.
‘Night . God Bless. !!
My thoughts are with our troops in Afghanistan. God please keep them safe.
Bloody Nora, Guido, this has just jumped to page 1 of most recommended in just a few minutes. At this rate it will make it the most recommended post!
No update from that’s News. Just wishing Guido and his team and family a very Merry Christmas. Now where did my wife put the Guinness?!
RA-SKRAAARKK!!! (scrittle) (stagger) GIVEUZAKISS!GORGEOUS! (hic) (fluff) (belch) OOZEAPRETTYGIRLZEN!!! (tap) (ping) SKREEEEEK!
Do the fucking washing up you piece of shit.
I wonder if gordon cooks, or does the washing up or plays with the kids on Christmas Day?
Somehow I doubt it!!
We were up at 6am opening santa’s presents. Went sledding at 8am. Back at 9.30am for breakfast and to start cooking the turkey. We’ve had a great day- hope everybody else has too!!
Sitting here with a glass of red now – reckon we’ve earned it.
Great day for all of us. Happy Times. Just need to get our act to-gether to assist in the removal of the evil empire.
You’ve had enough you psittacine pish head.
Mr That’s News – You once, misfortunately, posted comment on this blog regarding your female African Grey parrot. Ever since, I’m afraid, my parrot – lecherous, decrepit reptile that he is – has shown a certain forcefulness in, ah, wishing to make acquaintance with her cloacal regions. I offer my profound apologies for this act of intrusive crudity, so typical of the Psittaciform order, and wish you, and obviously your parrot, Merry Christmas, Sir.
If you could post blurred, smeary, underlit ‘Reader’s Wives’ quality image of your Grey, it would be, for my shattered nerves, an act of true Christmas *caritas*.
My Grey is fortunately too young to show interest in such things, but says ” hello” to all Guido Greys. By this time next year I’ll have him saying order order. No way am I teaching him to read the language on here.
How come Santa gets milk and cookies for coming into peoples homes at night and emptying his sack yet when I do the same thing all I get is a restraining order?
Track santa around the globe with Norad
http://www.noradsanta.org/
Merry Xmas all !!
And where is the video of the Conservative Party Glee Club singing the Bullingdon anthem? (to the tune of Burlington Bertie)
We’re Bullingdon Hearties
We love drunken parties
We swagger around in a gang
We screw all the debs
And we beat up the plebs
Then we bugger off back to our land
We’re prats, prats
Complete Tory twats
We’re Davy and Georgie and Bo
We’re a bunch of crooks
And we will cook the books
So the taxpayer pays for Natalie Rowe
Merry Christmas everyone! Yes, I am up late, waiting for santa to come down by chimney so I can have the bastard prosecuted for flytipping an illegal load…
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me….
Another Old Etonian Toff who claims he was born in a manger and brought up on a Council sink estate. It will all end in tears when he is crucified alongside his leader Call Me Dave.
Class war prick.
Hateful socialist twat.
I could go on………
346th
Good for you Boris, that’s the way to treat the cheating barstards
Now getting pissed, then getting stuffed full of grub ……. then a kip…… not before listening to Her Maj
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERY BODY
A Merry Xmas folks!
2009 was good sport, with the shaftings of McBride, Draper providing top quality entertainment.
However 2010 is the big one. With the general election in the offing it’s going to get grim in the trenches as the enemy at Westminster fight to hang onto their privileges. So load up with extra ammo and fix bayonets.
In the meantime, enjoy your turkey and stuffing and come back refreshed
In the meantime as is befitting of this day of days, lets call a truce and play a game of football with the Government.
That would be with the 25 pounder ‘footballs’ wouldn’t it?
Give them time to get on the field first though
As long as wee can include Chopper Harris and Norman Hunter in our Team !
I wish David Cameron a very merry Chrismas and th every best of luck for th s Conservative manifesto launch.
Will the curse of Jonah strike this time???
Gordo isn’t all bad, his curse wrecked the last melon shindig.
Ok the huge fat gobbler is in the oven, trussed up and well stuffed. That’s the mother in law taken care of…now I’ll sort the turkey.
Just finished opening all of my present.
Just what I really wanted.
Jacqui SEVENBELLIES latest two books”You too can look like a Michelin Man”
and “Trough with the Toffs”
I, for one, applaud my comrades determination that lets us only have a Michellin man!
Lovely morning here.
Good things don’t last forever though.
Got to pick the Mother in Law soon.
All the best, Guido
I have been with the wife for over 4 years now, yet she is having a go at me for using her toothbrush.
I mean come on, if anyone else has a better way of getting dogshit off your shoe, let me know.
Use Gordon Brown’s face?
Aye! – this is ma spusshal day, an’ ye’ll be a wantin’ tae give me thanks and praise ye scunna’s!
Wall, – ye may, – but not ‘til afta mae dinna!
But’ mind ye come roun’ tae tha’ back door –
An’ wip’ tha’ mud off ya boots first!
Oh look!
A knitted cosy for my BATH PLUG.
That will keep it nice and warm between times.
How lovely! How sweet! Bless!
Yes, I know I’m still On Hire to Bliar, – but trust me – I’m a straight kinda guy.
And I might be EUSSR Pres. one day, – like Tone nearly was.
Your posts have the appeal of a rotting corpse, a turd in a bun or another five years of brown and his fascist bootboys
Hello h e l l o h e l l o……….
Anybody t h e r e t h e r e t h e r e…….?
You must have gone deaf. Surely it’s always crowded up McSnottie’s arse.
The rats are leaving the prolapsed arsehole.
Merry Christmas Guido – thanks for maintaining this site, sometimes it’s the only thing that keeps me sane!
And Merry Christmas to the other regulars, always good to read. Even MB and TAT contribute in their own funny way. Did I have too much sherry already?!
A young policeman, on his first day on the beat, turns around a corner and spots a big black guy dancing, jumping up and down on the roof of a car.
The copper gets straight on his radio, “Come in control, back up, I need back up!” he shouts.
The control operator’s voice comes over the radio, “What’s the situation?”
“A big fucking nigger is jumping up and down, dancing all over a car roof,” replies our boy in blue.
“You can’t say things like that over the radio,” says the control operator. “Use politically correct police language.”
“Okay,” replies the young cop. “Control, come in I need back up!”
“What’s the situation?” replies the smug operator.
“ZULU TANGO SIERRA!”
Just taking a break from the mother in law. Among her observations so far about my wonderful xmas lunch: The carrots/sprouts are too hard. Yes, mother in law likes everything cooked until it is reduced down to its constituant atoms, a sort of primordial soup. if she had her way it would become hot plasma, circa 2 mins after the Big Bang.
She also thought the poodle dick sausages in bacon were a little too brown. Fine, old trout, eat the fuckers raw and get salmonella. (gulps another glass of champagne…)
Well,why not make a complete break from the mother-in-law……her neck,I mean.
Next year… Give her some de-ionised water and call it lepton soup.
Yeah ratsniffer but 2 min after the big bang she wouldnt be able to see her christmas dinner as the photons had not yet been freed to cast light upon the cosmos, so you would have served her a dish of big black nothingness. Then she would have had reason to complain.
After twenty years of marriage, my wife said there’s nothing I could do that would shock her.
So I tazered the bitch.
Started on this years crackers I see. :(
“RatZo Dolls” Encounter Crowd Problems at Rome
Joseph Alois RatZo, better known as “Daddy Benedict XL-One” is thinking of hiring the Hills Winged Angels to prevent people running on stage, thereby ruining his next Xmas Gig. The 82-year-old pontiff (who is incidentally just 350 days younger than Elizabeth II, but an Aries, not a Taurus) was visibly shaken but not stirred after a well known local Rugby Union nutter, My-Olo tried unsuccessfully to take the incense off the German, who is sadly ignorant of recent rugby union line-out regulations.
The story is all the more bizarre on reflecting that almost the identical thing happened last year, after which the Pontiff adamantly refused to consult the Rugby Union rule-book – not even after a revival of the Italian RU squad’s fortunes.
The unarmed stage-crasher, who answers to the name of Susan (but thankfully does not sing) is said to be receiving necessary treatment at a local fruit farm, where she will hopefully be gainfully employed ahead of the Romanians for the next few picking seasons. Although Susan successfully evaded the Pontiff’s defending prop forwards to haul down Pope Benedict by his investments his fans can only reflect how much worse things could have been. To put the incident into some perspective we must reflect compassionately on the fate of Cardinal Itchy Garry whose leg was so badly broken in the indident he later had to be destroyed.
Fellow celebrity Mick Juggernaut when contacted about his opinions expressed his scepticism about hiring the Hills Winged Angels to control stage freaks after an incident many years ago at a Californian Free Earth Concert.
At least he wasn’t struck by a metal model of Milan Cathedral.
Terry’s dad thought it was time for his virgin son to be a man and learn some dicipline, so he made him join the airforce.
After a couple of weeks his son came home again telling how they all had to skydive from 12.000ft.
‘All the brave ones jumped right out’
‘And you was one of them?’ his dad asked.
‘Not really.. he grabbed the ones that were too afraid and threw them out of the plain’
‘But you did make that jump son?’
‘Well.. no, i clutched a bar and held on tightly, i was going nowhere’
His dad getting pissed off; ‘And then what happened??’
‘well the seargent pulled his cock out, it was massive, 11″ looked like a baseball bat. He said that if i wouldn’t make the jump he’d fuck me with it’
His dad again, totally frustrated; ‘YOU FUCKING JUMPED I HOPE’
‘Well, in the beginning a bit yea…’
Happy Xmas* from the US! (*except in the UK where I gather the state has ordered it be postponed for health & safety reasons)
I mean Police state
This is the UK’s finally Christmas before total bankrupcy and collapse. Its going to be the Weimer Republic Mk 2 so everyone make the most of it.
bloke goes to the doctor
after an examination the doctor say’s
i’m sorry to inform you but you have got V D (S T D)
bloke say’s err i must have got it from a toilet seat !
doctor say’s Well you must have been fucking chewing it !
you’ve got it in your gums !
Yeah OK, it was me.
I have a superb idea – just as We,The People were able to dicate which song reached number one for Christmas – Rage Against the Machine – here is an idea;
We make sure that the old song “Gordon Is A Moron” is number one just leading up to the election.
It CAN be done!
Here’s a few lines;
“Who’s this bloke I asked her
goooooordon she replied
Not THAT poof I said in dismay”
“but I know he’s a moron, Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron”.
What a brilliant insult to the piece of dog excrement that is Gordon Brown?
Dog excrement is FAR FAR to good a term to be used on the likes of McTurd!!
Nice idea where do I sign up?
Make this the No.1 in the weeks leading up to the General Election. I’ve lost my Jilted John single so will need to replace it…
Classic Scottish Haggis recipe for Christmas:
Go out oot on the piss.
Wait til next morning
shit into a nylon stocking and strain the runny bits oot
chuck in some sawdust
add some minced rat intestines
tie up with oven-proof string and bake for 20 minutes at 150C.
garnish with deep-fried Mars bar
serve with a can of meths on the side
Mmmmmm……yummy.
Yawn
It’s alright for you to be cool about this shit, but we don’t get this dahn sarf.
You know it’s a good shit when you grunt like your playing the French open.
Grunt like a сunt, retard.
Wrap up well, it’s global warming all the way.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8430482.stm
Where’s AlGor? He must be back from the Copenhagen CONference.
it was nice to see Gore and McBust Finally “Come Out” of the closet !
Sitting here in my bedsit surrounded by two christmas cards, one from my mum and one from me, i can only reflect back on the year in a maudlin mood. As a lifelong socialist, i’m beginning to have doubts about Gordon’s credentials as a defender of the poor. He has started to show the classic signs of a man seduced by the trappings of wealth and privilige. Instead of standing firm against the evil capitalist bankers, who in league with the old boy network, are trying to enslave the simple British workingperson, he has thrown his lot in with evil tories and i believe is planning to halt real term increased spending that drives the economy ever onward and upward.
Instead of introducing fair taxation levels based on your ability to invest in society, such as income tax levels of 99% on earnings above a senior cabinet minister grade, he will hit the less well off by cutting funding to the front line services like diversity and equality outreach workers that we all depend on. I fear that he could hand an easy victory to those warmongering, anti European, old Etonians whose first move would be to abolish the NHS and subject the people to life under a police state.
Still, enough of the gloom. As i sit down at lunchtime with my xmas dinner for one microwaveable festive special(1.99 Lidls), i shall raise a large glass of chilled Lambo to you all, my fellow freedom fighters, and wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year. Let’s hope the future brings us all closer together in our struggle against destructive governance by the elite.
Queens 2009 Xmas address – decoded for Britons with no particular ethnicity or political stance:
Each year that passes seems to have its own character. Some leave us with a feeling of satisfaction, others are best forgotten. 2009 was a difficult year for many, in particular those facing the continuing effects of the economic downturn”.
“I regret many of my people had a bad year – my annus was OK”
I am sure that we have all been affected by events in Afghanistan and saddened by the casualties suffered by our forces serving there. Our thoughts go out to their relations and friends who have shown immense dignity in the face of great personal loss.
“ I feel the losses of my armed forces brought about by this disastrous government very deeply”
But, we can be proud of the positive contribution that our servicemen and women are making, in conjunction with our allies.
“I’ll just make up something here”
Well over 13,000 soldiers from the United Kingdom, and across the Commonwealth – Canada, Australia, New Zealand and Singapore – are currently serving in Afghanistan. The debt of gratitude owed to these young men and women, and to their predecessors, is indeed profound.
“We are wasting our resources and young people in the fighting, but what the hell compared to them being to the dole…….”
It is 60 years since the Commonwealth was created and today, with more than a billion of its members under the age of 25, the organisation remains a strong and practical force for good.
“If you can’t afford a holiday take some consolation that the sun shines bright in our ex-colonies though you can’t live in them – you wouldn’t want to since they have hopeless governments – and besides, you can enjoy the company of many of their people here.”
Recently I attended the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting in Trinidad and Tobago and heard how important the Commonwealth is to young people.
“ I met some heads of these hopeless governments personally”
New communication technologies allow them to reach out to the wider world and share their experiences and viewpoints. For many, the practical assistance and networks of the Commonwealth can give skills, lend advice and encourage enterprise.
“They can get to Britain quicker nowadays and we can telex them money quicker”
It is inspiring to learn of some of the work being done by these young people, who bring creativity and innovation to the challenges they face.
“They can get jobs in Britain quicker than in their own countries”
It is important to keep discussing issues that concern us all – there can by no more valuable role for our family of nations.
“Free speech as long as you keep to the PC script (and Philip stays muted).”
I have been closely associated with he Commonwealth through most of its existence. The personal and living bond I have enjoyed with leaders, and with people the world over, has always been more important in promoting our unity than symbolism alone.
“They never come to live next door near me, but if I see them I’ll think about inviting them to tea”
The Commonwealth is not an organisation with a mission. It is rather an opportunity for its people to work together to achieve practical solutions to problems.
“The commonwealth is no use”
In many aspects of our lives, whether in sport, the environment, business or culture, the Commonwealth connection remains vivid and enriching. It is, in lots of ways, the face of the future. And with continuing support and dedication, I am confident that this diverse Commonwealth of nations can strengthen the common bond that transcends politics, religion, race and economic circumstances.
“You must learn to love Big Brother, Winston Smith”
We know that Christmas is a time for celebration and family reunions; but it is also a time to reflect on what confronts those less fortunate than ourselves, at home and throughout the world.
“Poor people! Not in MY country, or I’ll get very cross indeed!”
Christians are taught to love their neighbours, having compassion and concern, and being ready to undertake charity and voluntary work to ease the burden of deprivation and disadvantage.
“Obeying Big Brother is not sufficient – the less you’ve got the more you should give!”
We may ourselves be confronted by a bewildering array of difficulties and challenges, but we must never cease to work for a better future for ourselves and for others.
“For you it is a half-empty glass; for me it’s a half-empty shimmering blue swimming pool.
I wish you all, wherever you may be, a very happy Christmas.
“Do you think this dress looks too blue?”
I thought you’d be well into a strip poker session with the young lads from the hostel by now. Good on yer tat.
Try an easier book Thicko. It may have less hard words
Boring people tend to get bored quicker
Thick as a brick. Try the Daily Mirror
No. If you do not like intellectuals find another blog yourself Brick Loaf.
ABC books are good for 147 char bloggers. so is twitter.
Ah! – ye scunners!!!
Ah gav’ ye plenty o’ chance tae cum an’ praise and thank ma’ on this ma’ spucial day!!
But ye hardly bothard
Ye bastards!!
But ah’m a payshunt parson,
So ye ‘av anae chance
Cum roond tanight
But mind – use tha’ back door
And mind ye wipe ya boots!
Hey – trust me!!
I’m a straight kinda guy.
And if Bushy-wooshy hadn’t ‘of’ come wiv me I’d ‘of’ had to invade on my own.
Well, – the troops that is.
I’d ‘of’ ‘ad to stay at home with the missus of course.
She’s very needy.
But ‘Dave’ carries my work forward.
He’s my legacy.
Stupid Tories never spotted that.
Ha!
A man asks his wife
“Say something that will make me happy and sad at the same time”
she replies
“You have a bigger dick than your brother”
“Say something that will make me happy and sad at the same time”
You are a bigger dick than your brother.
The Queen delivered a Christmas message, the Pope delivered a Christmas message, and Obama has too.
Maybe I should have? Naaaah. I’m too busy working on the first draft of my resignation speech.
A very merry Christmas to you all.
I was in this bar the other night, sitting there on my own, when this lady across the bar sneezed and her glass eye flew towards me and I caught it. So I approached her and she said “I’m so embarrassed let me get you a drink and buy you dinner”. So I obliged, and after the meal I took her down the ally nearby and we did the business. Then I said “do you do this with every guy you meet” and she replied, “no you just caught my eye”.
Strictly Cum Dancing Xmas Special.
I rest my case.
Tampax are replacing the string on the tampons this christmas with tinsil…
It’s only for the Christmas period.
Baubles.
This is absolutely true folks
I was in a bar the other night and noticed a sign stating; “the coke we serve is pepsi”
Does anyone know why I got such a confused look when asking for 8 grams of pepsi?
Because you’re a retard?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/new-plan-hatched-to-dislodge-brown-before-election-1849096.html
Labour are still looking for an ‘honorable’ way for gordon to resign before the next election.
He’s such a coward!! He’ll take anyway out that saves him having to face an election.
I want him to fight the next GE. He should know what the British people really think of him!!!!
Will he fuck fight an election, the man is a born coward !!!”!!!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article6967758.ece
The Queen says in her Christmas Message that some years are so bad they are best forgotten and that 2009 is one of those!!
Well she is right about that!!!
2010 will make this year look Utopian.
Quite agree 2010 is going to be very bad. The year the economic roof fell in as Labours chickens come home to roost. Is it really true that Queen Elizabeth is so old that she has a haunted pussy?
Thanks Nell, Missed it earlier. Have a good one….
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“Mentaly unstable” was how the woman who knocked the pope over was described.
Looking at the congregation I think she was the only sane fucker in there.
I Think she looked suspiciously like Cherie Blair. Do you think she was trying to create a vacancy for her husband ?
Could be. Was she crapping herself ?
Man has a sex change to become a woman.
His mate asks “did it hurt when they chopped your cock and balls off?”
He replied “Not as much when they shrank my brain and widened my gob!”
nell, over to you.
Why do wimmin have smaller feet?
So they can stand nearer the kitchen sink.
I like the idea of a mass purchasing of Gordon is a Moron -
http://www.wikio.co.uk/video/744714
It ain’t Bob Dylan, but it carries the same venom.
Unfortunately the original record portrays “Gordon” as a handsome successful git.
I’ve just been diagnosed by my doctor as having premature ejaculation and incontinence.
Oh well. Easy come, easy go.
Yeah, I’m top boy around here.
If the cast of the Royal Family, Gavin & Stacey and Dr who, were all killed in a freak accident in 2010 would the BBC be able to celebrate Christmas next year.
And if ( god forbid) it were to happen to Cowell, would ITV ?
Show the Morecambe and Wise with Angela Ripon?
Then a few more.
Simon Heffer in the Telegraph with a forthright view of the last decade
“Labour’s biggest lie is that America brought us the recession. The truth is that there, like here, the recession was brought to us by politicians, and Mr Brown is the prime culprit. This decade of debt is about to usher in a new one of hardship.”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/simonheffer/6872812/Noughties-The-lies-that-saw-in-a-decade-of-debt.html
One can only hope after so many years that this is the last Christmas Day under a Labour Government.
I hope you are right, but similarly, I hope that if the conservatives get elected, they do not merely prove to be another NuLabour dressed in blue.
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Whats in store for 2010?
Newlabours base treachery,cowardice,economic treason and selfish crooked self interest becomes plain for all to see.
The winter of 2009/2010 is the coldest and harshest for decades and becomes known as the winter that killed the global warming fraud, many fraudsters are caught from the crooked thief Pachauri of the IPCC to the many fraudsters who have lied and cheated us for so long. The met office,Hadley centre/UEA,CRU/GISS
will fall from grace as will the crooked fraudsters working there, frauds like Mann/Hansen/Jones/Briffa will be outed and shamed.
The UK voter is offered a Hobsons choice of three crooked quisling parties all run like puppets for the benefit of the puppet master hiding in the shadows, the big three lying cheating treacherous quisling scumbags are rejected after a series of leaks show them to be trying to rig the general election in their joint favour, the voter is given a look behind the curtains at the real face of the Westminster political parasite elite.
2010 is the year that everything changes, the poverty and misery,national destruction and foreign ownership inflicted on the British people by the Westminster quisling class will become plain.
Who is the puppet master pulling the strings of the bought and paid for Westminster parasites? The answer is simple, whoever has all the borrowed money stashed away, all the billions and billions of borrowed cash is the key, whoever has the most cash from the rigged crash and fake global warming fraud.
YOu mean s0r0s then – that’s who the American right are blaming for everything,
With the massive economic ills of this country,our involvement in a foreign wars,bank bonuses and ongoing political expenses rows we intend to focus on the really important issues in 2010 – ensuring the the Hunting with Dogs Act is NOT repealed by the nasty fox-hunting Tories.It is after all the RIGHT thing to do and one which the millions of unemployed and pensioners and tax-payers will thank us for
It is the number one priority for the Conservative Party if re-elected.
Cameron panders to the Tally-Ho brigade
Cameron sent his bald poodle to tell the hunting fraternity, that they are top of their priorities if they get elected. Forget the world recession, put the state of the economy to the back of your mind, try not to think about the public debt,Iraq and Afghanistan’s get thee behind. These chaps want blood…sports and Cameron and co are going to give it to them.
Talk about re-enforcing the stereotype about the Tories being the party of the rich.
The Peoples Millionaire, who says he only looks after his friends?
So Cameron is going to
Ban the third runway at Heathrow
Not hold a European referendum
Not build Grammar schools
Cover the land with windmills
Not going to stop immigration
Produce even more green taxes
So having pissed off most of the population he is going to make hunting with a pack of hounds legal again…Tally Ho Dave
Fcuking trolls – read your own script – Cameron is not in power.Its the Labour manifesto that gave us everything you have listed and at the General election you fuckers will find out just how pissed off with Labour the electorate really are.
No, he, she or it is a UKIP troll, pissed off mainly about the EU referendum. Hell hath no fury like a moron scorned.
So what, we don’t give a fuck?
Much easier to repeal a law than to draft and pass one. A simple un-whipped vote should do the trick. Won’t waste the 700 hours of Parliamentary time when the country was being asked to invade Iraq like NuLabour.
The fact is the Hunting with Dogs Act is unenforceable and has done absolutely nothing to safeguard the fox which is rightly regarded as vermin by farmers etc. Shooting and poisoning is no kinder and probably a damn siight more painful.
In fact I’d be surprised if after the act there aren’t more foxes being killed than less plus fox hunting is even more popular following the passing of the law.Another monumental “home goal” for Labour legislators
It was bad law which was passed at the time purely for political Labour Party purposes as a “pro quid pro” by Bliar to stave off a “putsch” in favour of Brown by those deluded backbenchers who actually thought Brown would be a better electoral bet/ improvement(LOL) and either needs strengthening/enforcing by the police and courts or repealing altogether.The police are too overstretched to monitor it and I suspect that at present the majority of British public couldn’t give a toss about either the welfare of foxes or those people who choose to spend Boxing Day riding to hounds(and actually rarely if ever see on let alone kill it !”)
It just shows how close the liblabcon parties are to each other, they are reduced to bickering about unimportant trivial matters. It really is like arguing about the colour of the funnels on the Titanic as it fucking sinks!
Lets have a look at the elephant in the room shall we folks? The big three are locked into the EUSSR so completely and in hock to big powerful interests like the banksters and financiers that Westminster is nothing more than a Amsterdam hookers window display, if you want to get through the door to get the goodies you have to have enough cash, the political class have morphed into cheap whores.
The Westminster political parasite elite consists of the liblabcon gravytrain parasites who have held power for so long they believe it is their right to hold that tripartite monopoly on the seat of our democracy, think about the ramifications that holds in store for us ordinary proles.
In reality the political classes have betrayed us all, they have sold us into foreign ownership for the price of perpetual power under the auspices of a foreign antidemocratic empire.
The reality is that a vote for the new social democrat euroserfs under Cameron is a wasted vote, a vote for Dave is a vote for the shadow state common purpose new world order dictatorship, Dave is a fraud and a sellout eurotrash Quisling, deep down most real Tories know this but the lust for power and hatred of the bladder on a stick Brown and an understandable reluctance to face the horrible truth means that most real Tories cannot accept the cold reality they face, its denial in action and by the time they are faced with concrete proof if the Tories are elected it will be too late to do anything about it.
I would rather have that retarded bladder on a stick Brown than a slick smirking PR common purpose sellout like Dave, he feels able to betray his own grassroots BEFORE the election, WTF is he going to do with a mandate of five years, how many betrayals can he squeeze in, how many stitch up betrayals with the eurotrash enemies?
Velly Strange.
Sky news went to a shopping arcade at Old trafford Manchester and there were hundreds of people queueing up, most women and All Asian
BBC news went to see the Queues in central London, hundreds of people queueing up, most men and all Japanese.
I suppose the indigenous population are at home sleeping off the Christmas excess
Santa left me a lovely, rather heavy, model of Edinburgh Castle. It looks as though my luck is in and I can make use of it this week. Wish me luck in finding the appropriate target, I am off to Kirkcaldy!
Another British government institution’s reputation in tatters.
Not content with allowing the Bookies’ hijacking the Oxford Dictionary’s definition of a White Christmas, they’ve actually failed to verify their own “severe weather warning: rain, sleet turning to snow” for London and the South East issued at 23:00 hrs Thursday night. This duly came to pass between 4:45 and 5:15 am on Christmas morning when falling snow was recorded (the bookies’ definition).
I’ve got screen shots of the radar to prove it.
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