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Alastair Campbell Malcolm Tucker writes…
“… remember your key attributes: not JFK skipping through the flowers spraying Clinton juice all over everyone. No – the glowering maniac in the boarded-up house who, if we’re lucky, people might just about believe is the only one who can remember where the bank statements are kept. That’s the core strategy.”
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Would this be an opportune moment to suggest that Nick Brown is a cow shagger?
Here I am – and I expect to be making quite a lot of posts today.
I think a lot of people are going to go by that name today!
Inamicus you’re a rearranged Musician, and I’ll get my own coat your type cannot be trusted
Giver or taker?
Uh oh.
O/T
Is Derek Simpson permanently pickled?
Ewwwww…Hague on Harman. That’s put me right off my lunch.
OT here’s ruin fawning over obamawitch again.
painful punk
http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/25-leaders-415.jpg
Threw up my porridge. Notice Obama Beach is studiously ignoring him and quickening his pace.
and are those Carla’s lacy black panties in Sarkozy’s hands?
Gordo thought Obamalanga was Cheetah Woods and was asking him ‘How do you do it?”
I Blow Goats
Available on expenses?
Nick Brown – man mountain
Hi Nick Brown
I’ve just heard that Nick Robinson twat on BBC telling of how Gordon Brown has been acting very seriously as the PM recently and how the polls are encouraging for New Stasi. Can you tell me what planet these people are living on? Who exactly has created the largest national debt/ deficit? Who exactly has ruined my country and turned it into East Germany?
May I just add, as this is addressed to Nick Brown, a small personal message?
Fuck off you fat, despicable hoon; and take the rest of your stinking government with you.
More compliments. I thought you didn’t like him?
The one term I hate and loathe from McFuckwit
“I think you’ll find what people want ….(insert here what he thinks people want but actually don’t want anything of a kind)
I almost throw things at the TV when that happens. Cnut!
“I think you’ll find what people want … is for me to call an election, get beaten very badly, resign but in my closing speech admit everything was my fault after all. Agree that the whole NL project has been a complete disaster and agree to have the entire national debt added to the first home mortgages of all Labour MPs.
Then I agree to go to South America and live in a cave never appearing in public again.
That’s the gist of what most people want.
What they’ll get is 10 more years of McBroon Mwahhhh haaaa
I just want Brown to have a heart attack.
In public… perhaps he ought to try to keep up with the love of his life Obama Beach when he has his morning jog round the hotel.
Hope she’s not driving
Oi Nick you fat ugly bastard! Go forth and multiply.
With pleasure.
1. you cannot lean a bicycle against any tree, ever – £1000 on the spot fine
2. you cannot lean a bicycle against any freestanding MP – £2500 on the spot fine
3. you cannot remove any tree for any purpose, including potentially damaging any MP , ever – fine £3500
Big ears tampon Charlie boy, William Hague, David Cameron, Nick Clegg, Gordon Brown… is there any c’unt left in Britain who isn’t a lying thieving traitorous piece of shit?
In a word – no.
Every time I see harriett harperson I really want to kick in the tv. good job I’ve never met her, I might not be able to restrain the urge to silence the man hating, hypocritical, diesel dyke.
I wonder how long it will take plod to work out when to formally charge her for alleged driving offence? Very difficult and complicated case. Checking mobile records etc
+++The Curse of Jonah strikes Copenhagen+++
The very morning after Jonah Brown sets foot on Danish soil (or should that be snow?) the President of the conference resigns. Hahahahahahahahaaha!
I see Brown is pledging “our” money again to pay for his Climate-gate delusions.Money which incidentally we can ill afford to waste on this “hype”
Anyone looked out the window?
It’s snowing and the temperature’s -1° C at noon in an El Nino year which, according to the climate guys, should produce a warm wet winter in the UK. They are so full of shit.
One might object that one spell of cold weather can’t be taken as typical and doesn’t prove anything. However, the Warmists never fail to interpret freak warm, wet or dry weather as evidence of anthropogenic global warming, so it’s tempting to repay them in kind. They make a huge song and dance when the Arctic ice recedes but keep quiet when it advances again.
And freak cold, or icy weather as proof of “climate change”
Last winter recorded the coldest temperatures for 13 years.
This cold spell is due to a Greenland high setting up shop and holding the Atlantic at bay for a few weeks… almost unprecedented this early in the winter. The lack of sunspot activity or solar minima (which is also unprecedented) for the past 2 years may be a factor — if there wasn’t the carbon, we’d probably have another winter ‘63.
Wade, would this be the very same ice that contracts in the Northern Hemisphere while increasing in volume in Antarctica?
Also any uptick in hurricanes affecting ObamaLand! How many hurricanes this season? None!!!
I gladly pledge a bullet for Brown
“I see Brown is pledging “our” money again to pay for his Climate-gate delusions.Money which incidentally we can ill afford to waste on this “hype””
Not to be outdone, Cameron is pledging £20bn
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/dec/15/david-cameron-energy-efficiency-copenhagen
When is this madness going to stop?
Have you finally realised that Cameron is a socialist?
My chequebook is always open to looney ideas!
Won’t be after 2018.
utter futility
Totally o/t, get youself a job with Fifa quick :
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup-2010/teams/england/6820343/World-Cup-2018-Gordon-Brown-makes-300m-pledge-to-Fifa-over-England-bid.html
Flippin ‘eck, it’s only 22 blokes in their underwear kicking a ball about.
I would love to kick Balls about
Yes indeed, note he doesn’t ask the players to take a cut on their multi-million pound wages each year.
Gordon is happy to fuck the bankers into leaving the UK,and even more than happy to subsidise lazy foreign footballers with taxpayers dosh.
Footballers are young fit active working class young men… of course Gordon would never do anything to upset them, being the way he is.
More money thrown away but a bear trap of course for the next administration that will have to deliver on this. Any fall back on the agreement risks upsetting lots of voters as well of course.
I think the contract will also negate the ability of a previous government forcing a following government to do its will. Will this get a vote in the HOC or can the twat just ride around hosing notes everywhere?
Brown is just a total utter bastard and as for you chief whiplash yer still a total fucking hoon
Brown and his new labour fuckwit colleagues will be promising the earth between now and the election knowing full well that they will not have to deliver, but over the next few years, they will not fail to mention that they tories have not delivered what Brown has promised.
That was cr*p.
Except Harriet’s suggestion of “No Representation without Taxation”. A very good idea.
… sounds like the poll tax, eh?
It’s a crap idea. Everyone pays tax in one form or another. Plus, what if you’re made redundant, cos of these numbwit’s policies. No votes for benefit spongers, sure (i.e. politicians and anyone stupid enough to vote Labour!)
Shouldn’t Hattie be serving a sentence in HMP Holloway?…
How about no voting rights once you’ve been on benefits for more than 2 years?
If you don’t put in, why should you have a say on who runs things?
It was only a glimpse I agree. However I do believe that Jacqui FatGutz
has reached SEVEN bellies and should in future be referred to as such.
Ex Two Home and A bedroom Secretary Rt.Hon.Jacqui SEVENBELLIES M.P.
Jacqui Smith – her head more and more resembling a golf ball on a plastic tee.
Anyona giving her a hole-in-one would regret it PDQ – as her hubby clearly knows!
hahah Jonah in Copenhagen and they are firing tear gas. That should make his one eye water. I bet there are some dead by the end of the day. Jonah does it again!!!!
I’m pleased that I was able to contribute something
The Copenhagen Police appear to face more serious disorder than the Met. But they seem to know how to deal with the problem!
what, no drunk newspaper sellers to assault, cause death of and cover up?
fucking amateurs.
Yeah, they just beat the shite out of them and flick a digit at any mong who complains.
Face it, only a global warming loser could be out in the cold complaining about heat!!!
Opps sorry, off message. should I delete this Herr Doktor Jones?
Who are these nutters that are rioting, I thought at first they must be deniers protesting. Then wondered if they were being paid to give the whole thing a bit more credibility.
Fucking right – I will make millions from all those CO2 lemonade bubbles.
Hope Brown’s camping out with these paid up rioters (oo err!).
is tear gas a greenhouse gas?
What about bear gas?
Take that you commie bastard – I would rather be at home in front of the fire instead of having to beat the shit out you to keep warm.
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I love Hagues tie
Hague got it wrong, Shame because he is more capable than todays performance would suggest. He should have stuck with the economy/debt. The scatter gun approach did not work.
sorry forgot.. Up your arse Brown boy
AGW scam, immunity for war criminals from a special country, shock and awe tour: Iran 2010,
fuck off, he played a blinder, bang on script, as paid for.
I love Williams tie
I believe you are the real Inamicus and claim my fiver
Watching that PMQ’s – Harriet Harman is even more incapable than I thought – a clear example of the Labour Govt;
Mediocrity running riot across our nation and our livelihoods.
Below average in everything they do except ruining the country
The best one was ‘that turkey is not going to fly’
Stupid cow. Turkeys don’t fly.
Or maybe she was thinking of the wild one on the front of her bottle
She really is far thicker than I thought – and then the thickest of them all next to her – Woodward.
Woodward is so thick,he must have to ask his maid which house he is staying in each day.
And then there is Nick Brown – still sat there with his arms together,resembling Tiger Woods finding himself in a whorehouse full of black women.
Tiger would walk out of a whore house full of black women, he prefers the white thick-chicks ‘black on blondes’…..
Thats why he’s got his arms folded, jeez it really ruins a gag when u have to explain it !!!!
Did Harmen mislead the house when she states that unemployment has dropped? All the news reports say it has risen!
Harriet Dromney tells porkies EVERY time she deputisies for Brown, it is effortless for one for whom the only morality is the ends justifying the means. The mark of a fanatic. Remember the falsehood she told on being asked what Fred Goodwin had been knighted for ( services to banking) blatently said it was for something else simply to avoid embarasment, then sneaked out an apology later claiming she had made an error. There are other examples of her doing this, she likes to misrepresent tractor stats as well. An extremist for sure.
Fuck me sideways how the hell has Harman
got away with if for so long.
Hesitant, pregnant pauses giving time to think,
shrill, implausible class war statements load of bollocks.And fick.
Hague was uninspiring,dull even.
Should be, ” He’s got to score, simple pass will do it.
No cover, Oh no, he’s spilled the ball.
Govt. and Opposition both shit?
No issue relevant to real people of country discussed and tackled?
Ever increasing taxes and wars without end?
All the Establishment, media, academia, head of state on board?
Coincidenctal? No.
That’s a K.O.G. Kunt Occupied Government. The Kuntocracy.
I think the problem with Hague is only being a grammar school boy himself he cannot hack it when he comes up against someone of higher breeding and intellect.
Oh hi
I’m on here because I’m hiding from that bastard Nick Brown. You wouldn’t believe what a tosser he is. he tries to make us do things we just don’t want to do. as it’s the last day before christmas break, yes another 3 weeks off – what a year – I’ve had more leave this year than in the previous ten put together. Still, got to go – looking to see if it’s all clear..right…..off…. keep on paying you guys….tralalala
but what about “schoows ‘n’ hospitaws”?
If we spend loads on dodgy climate change mitigation and on Afghanistan (oh how happy I am that Harriet Harman is reading the riot act to Afghan warlords about their treatment of “wimmin”) will we have enough for yet more prodigious advances in Edjerkation and MRSA?
by the way why are the Conservativesso quiet about Labour funding by dodgy foreigners? Lakshmi Mittal anyone? Oracle and EDS funding the Nu Labour revolution to line their pockets wiht my money for failed computerization intiatives?
All we wanted was more wonderful “schoows ‘n’ hospitaws”
sHoonhorpe – where’s jeremy
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