Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
Second Poll Shows Gays Voting Tory – Pink News
£9 Million Debt Hangs Over Labour - FT
Maguire in the VIP Enclosure at Cheltenham – EyeSpy.MP
BBC Bias Investigation Collars Basil Brush – The Sun
Drug Cartels Say “Ban Mephedrone!” – ASI Blog
Boot-Boy Tebbit Chases the Dragon – Telegraph
Can Gordon Brown Handle the Real World, Honestly? – Times
Labour’s Brave New Strategy - Dizzy
Mephedrone: Dealing with the Facts – ASI blog
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Sir Michael White warns…
“I warned Alastair Campbell, and I’m warning Andy Coulson too – but will they listen?”
+ Crude (June)
As of 16 Mar 2010
-Gilts (Mar)
As of 26 Feb 2010
Flat – No Positions
As of 23 Feb 2010 +30.81%
March? Labour will hang on as long as they can, damaging the country in the process, probably until June.
Agreed. June. Even then Dave and George will have to prise Brown’s sticky, nail bitten fingers of the banisters.
“well I never said you could have the carpets or curtains so I’m taking them. And the lightbulbs. They are mine. I bought them from one of my other houses. Oh and the phone lines too. And all the copper wire, I bought that from Kirkcaldy. In fact we’re taking everything.
Oh and someone’s made an awful mess in there. I’d leave it a few hours if i were you.”
No its December.
Anytime between soon, and the Budget Statement Day that is technically possible to organise. The whole pack of lies, and the multiple webs of utter deceit is unravelling. It will be the Mandarins calling the shots, and not the delusional incumbents. The senior Humphrey’s know that the World is watching, and woud rather like to protect their gold plated pensions. Not so easy if we hit the buffers.
Oh, forgot to mention that TaT is a cry baby. Big Girls Blouse.
Small flat, big smell. Pissy beds. Grease, and gooey blobs aplenty.
Personal hygiene optional. Except the third sunday of the 4th month.
bellend !
what an utter twat
some amusing screeching of brakes and abrupt changes of opinion as the street of shame and bloggers are now going with the Brown doesn’t want another Budget narrative instead of the previous received wisdom of May
it’s not going to be in August
at least we know that much
Gordo’s mood swings are all upwards at the moment, anything to do with his frequent visits to the ‘Kush’?
BBC managed to get the ‘Factoid’ that Gordo was the first PM since Curchill to spend the night in theatre…
Nope.
Try “cast iron”, he can tell a good joke, even if his political aim is a bit left of Breshnev…
Brown praises Button’s efforts
http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/80479
Ryan Giggs beats Button to Sports Personality of Year
http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/57370,people,news,ryan-giggs-beats-jenson-button-to-sports-personality-of-the-year
Gordon Brown has revealed that he and his family are backing Stacey Solomon to win The X Factor.
http://www.thejc.com/news/uk-news/22187/gordon-brown-im-backing-stacey-solomon
Stacey Solomon, the Essex gal who put the oof! in goofy, was the first to go down shrieking
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1235605/JAN-MOIR-Subtle-Stylish-No–oh-panto.html
Can’t someone do a Berlusconi on Jonah?-you know he deserves it more!
I think you’re 100% right.
The fat scottish berk waited 10 years for this job – does anyone seriously think he’s going to give it up a minute early?
The only consolation is how gloriously irrelevant Brown will be after the election – when no one has any use for him at all. I can picture him sitting alone, tears of rage, ranting that he was right and he saved the world…
Not a bad likeness of Nicholas Parsons, or is it Piers Morgan? – but apart from that, fails on every level. It needs a headline to explain the “joke” and a speech bubble as well, and the “joke” itself – heir / hare, how hilarious – is excruciatingly ass-wiping unfunny.
I hope Guido doesn’t pay for the shit he runs from these two useless witless ladies’ front bottoms. They are truly shite.
What do you think the is purpose of a political cartoon?
to ridicule, to demonise, to satirise, enemies, highlight theri pomposity…
However, the photograph on the Front Page of today’s Guardian is worth a look. Brown looks even more foolish than Harman in a flak jacket, fat, unkept and knackered. Saviour of The World, he is having a laugh.
His media advisers must be receiving hidden funds from Ashcroft and Coulson.
Where’s he visiting, Peckham?
outfit is for next PMQs
How true Genghiz
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/dec/13/gordon-brown-afghanistan-troops-karzai
Easier to understand why a Lesbian might find him compatible for company.
The uncropped version full length picture on the front page is even worse.
His bulging gut hanging over the top of his trousers, compressed by the flak jacket. His tailors must wonder why they bother Usually Brown looks like an undertaker, today the Guardian made him look like the corpse.
Only Brown could make a £4,000 suit look like a Mr Byrite second.
Daft Vader lowers his visor to better ogle the troops…
To be apt, recognisable and funny. (Well drawn is an option.)
Fail, fail, fail, (fail).
Truth.
“what do you think [is the] purpose of a political cartoon?”
Get rich and mark to do one and we’ll tell you.
For rich and mark, it’s a step in the right direction. The next step is to throw out all those 1870’s “Punch” cartoons where their inspiration comes from.
Guido – remember than 1 in 4 of the UK population is officially designated as mentally ill.
That just about accounts for the 25% of solid Nu Labour voters……
Yeah, and I seem come across them driving cars on the M25.
And in every shopping carpark in the land.
I thought it was hilarious
but then I did twat Berlusconi with a statue
Even by the usual inept scribblings of Skid and Mark, this is just about the worst ever. Of all the really talented cartoonists in this country……
No
My God, these cartoons are unremittingly shite.
I said ‘No, it’s not’
He’s not on his own, much more of Brown’s antics and we’ll all be ‘Doolally’!
Rumour has it that Balls and Handlesmen set this up.
Let’s hope the twat believes the polls and goes for an early election.
Prince William is not up for election.
Gordon Brown is, but he’s not featured in that crappy cartoon.
He looks a bit like a thin Denis Healey….
I immediately thought “Healey”, now a nonagenarian baron, too.
Former Communist Party member, founder member of the Bilderberg Group, lifelong pal of “political rival” Heath the great betrayer, minister in the Wilson government that devalued the pound sterling, caller-in seven years later, as Chancellor of the Exchequer, of the IMF, etc, etc.
Is the cartoon supposed to represent Cameron? More dead sheep than March hare, judging by the Tories’ record as official Opposition; but equally heir to Healey if the sheeple are silly Billy enough to vote in yet another Lib/Lab/Con trick globalist.
Hares aren’t mad in March. They’re mating. They only look mad as they tear around the place, trying to impress potential mates.
Labour election strategists don’t agree.
They claim current Conservative lead is about 8%, and that with 5% coming back from Lib Dem and 3% from UKIP, they can still win outright, sod the Hung Parliament narrative.
The only way that could work is if they get access to the overnight ballot boxes.
Which they will have if ”Election Night” is to be cancelled.
Moreover, hares don’t have tails like that. Or pink bellies. Nor do they sit up and beg. In fact they are fine animals, one of the traditional beasts of the English wildwood, and should not be traduced like this — implying that they have learning difficulties, when they can and do often outwit the lurchers and greyhounds of the cruel and loathsome shits who think it fun to tear them to pieces; but worse than said implication is to associate them with a politician of any stripe whatever.
FFS.
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Havent a fucking clue Who, What ,Where , When ,WHY ?
I don’t care what anyone says, I think it’s cute the way Guido lets his kids draw for his website.
You need to work on your brand image
I don’t care what anyone says, I think it’s cute the way Guido lets his kids draw for his website.
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I Can Draw Better than these two “Herberts” !
Oh! I get it now. Rich and Mark are making an observation on the ineffectualness of the post modern political cartoonists, as compared to the cutting edge of past masters like Lancaster and Giles. The barely recognisable features of the subject, lead the viewer to reflect on the shallowness of our modern democratic representatives, when put up against the great characters in the history of Parliament. Only sketching Gods could lend such subtlety to the medium of satire, whilst also exposing the moronic appreciation of the audience, who are unable to pick the majesty apparent in the mock crudity of the artform.
Or, it’s just shite.
Just shite? That means Sattchi will buy it
Bloddy hell! Undiscovered Talent!! You should be writing the “pseud’s weekly” column.
It’s not funny.
(2009) Conservative Leader David Cameron M.P. -PARASITE AND SUPPORTER OF COMMUNISTS: http://eotp.wordpress.com/2009/06/19/2009-conservative-leader-david-cameron-m-p-parasite/
Th’art pissed again.
How is Damien Mucbride these days? (now what made me say that in the wee small hours?)
pity the mobile version of this site doesn’t allow posts to “replys”
And even more of a pity that it doesn’t automatically use a spelling checker!! “replys???”
Now now, Andy, don’t you know it’s bad form to criticize another fellow’s illiteracy on t’net?
P.S. One exclamation mark will ever suffice. Any more and people will think you’re a twat.
How do you feel about multiple question marks?
Has Campo dyed his hare (geddit?) ginger? Is he going for (yet) another minority vote? He should stop trying to please everyone and come up with some policies that court the Tories.
B(ack) a T(opic)/
Who is in charge of You Gov? Is it a Baroness? If so, which one?
Rentokil will be required to remove Brown
Kill the Great Leader ??……… now that is food for thought !!
I’m Brown’s butler!
raised a smile….which is quite unusual for me.
It’s clear from the polls that tree hugging, cast iron Dave has failed to seal the deal. Though to be fair he has helped to increase UKIP support. Time for a change of leader before March with a cast iron guarantee of an EU in-or-out referendum before the end of 2010.
“Gordon Brown is to set out new plans to tackle roadside bombs in Afghanistan”
He’s going to drop his flabby fat body onto to each one before they detonate!
My God. After failing dismally as an economic genius and watching his environmental strategy turning into rat droppings minute-by-minute, he’s now going to turn his brilliant mind to military activities? Truly, the British must have done something unmentionable to be afflicted by such a man.
Following yesterdays vicious attack, Silvio Berlusconi is expected to pick up some sympathy support to boost his flagging personal ratings.
With an election looming in Britain it is reported that Labour strategists are arranging a Silvio ‘event’ to be staged in early March. It is believed that Gordon Brown will be ‘attacked’ in a similar manner by a person dressed up in an Eton School uniform. The ‘assailant’ has yet to be chosen, but it can be revealed that an X-Factor series of auditions will be rolled out in January, where several million people are expected to step forward . A panel of judges led by John Prescott will pick the lucky winner.
I hear Joe Bugner is now free after coming out of the jungle
(Well if they are going to do it then they might as well do it properly)
O/T – I listened with increasing incredulity to some guy from the new ‘Independent Safeguarding Authority’ quango on Today BBC R4 explaining how these chumps – Ball’s underlings – can set about ruining people’s lives using gossip and hearsay – not previous convictions – as the basis for their potentially life destroying deliberations, investigations and ‘decisions’. No pesky courts or juries here.
Even Luvvie Jim Naughtie, who was doing the interview, sounded taken aback.
Having seen politicians and their mates in action close up, particularly of the sleazy Labour kind, we all have much to fear. This is the route to New Labour’s Stasi state. A file will be set up for you if you misbehave.
Note to Dave. Scrap this crap when you get in.
Has the Guardian bothered to allow comments on this illiberal measure, has Clegg spoken up, has Call me Dave thundered in the wings, I have a feeling that MPs hadn’t srutinised this and it came through without debated.
Can someone confirm or refute this?
Ok I give up, Who or what the fuck is that??
Meanwhile elsewhere:
The Labour project draws to a successful conclusion I see according to the BOE the ones that have been in the pocket of Nu Labour all along.
World ‘losing faith in debt-laden UK’: Bank’s warning over the nation’s credit
The Bank of England today warns Britain is in danger of losing its ‘credit standing’ with international investors. Many are worried about the vast quantity of government bonds that will have to be sold over the coming years, the Bank reveals in its Quarterly Bulletin.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1235595/World-losing-faith-debt-laden-UK-Banks-warning-nations-credit-rating.html#ixzz0ZeMbyfMc
No cartoon on earth could be as funny or surreal as fat stupid Gordon wearing his stupid helmet, five sizes too small flak jacket, and stupid untucked billowing, baggy, shitty shirt-tailed shirt. He makes Mr Bean look like James Bond. He is a cockhead and a freak and a fucking wanker.
How?
HOW?
What corruption imposed this man on us?
I’m told that he’s good in bed, but not sleeping with him I couldn’t possibly comment
Hello!
And with the Nohopenhagen ‘Talks’ likely to stall. What is going to happen. 50 days to save the World and the one-man freak show gets dressed up like a demented baboon in Police Riot Gear. Photo opportunity for a forthcoming election. The World can be saved later.
Comedy GOLD. Brown is the gift that keeps giving. What a pansy.
Here’s the photo
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00659/1312brownafghan1_659122a.jpg
And This
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0fNk74t1C1ajn/610x.jpg
There’s a good one at Tory Bear
Not up with the news this morning. Was this picture taken at Downing St after the Berlusconi got hit by a member of the public.
He’s just accepted a lift from Harriet Harman. Or else it’s time for PMQs.
And This
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0e3Q3sz27g5Gw/610x.jpg
And This
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00ek1ywf6D6Gb/610x.jpg
And Finally the one eyed this
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0aA43NY78Y3rK/610x.jpg
Is it Salvador Allende?
What s that thing going into his brain ?
That expression is exactly like Dr Evil in Austin Powers! Should be sent to Private Eye
And finally, finally this, Gordon at Little Heathrow.
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0duS9Bv6CG7j1/610x.jpg
Smell-shock victim emerges groggily from khazi after Curry Night ’special’.
It never ceases to amaze me that as soon as he needs some boost in the polls he goes to the Stan where everyone ignores him. (bit like the G20
By the way I notice he is not wearing a wedding ring.
It may be the rules that he does not do so out ‘in active theatre’ (chuckles politely to oneself) but I suspect its more likely for another reason all together.
I reckon the boys were having a laugh. They deliberately gave Gordon the largest Helmet and smallest Flak jacket in the stores.
I know.
And I know it’s juvenile, but I’m laughing my socks off at the thought. Well done that quartermaster.
And was I dreaming or did I see him positioned in front of a drone for an interview?
So who is the Hare supposed to be then?
It’s been an incredible journey
I’m really excited about the prospect of a brand new government – out with the old and in with the new!
Time for a radical new approach, big grown up decision making, dynamism, go getting flair! Oh these days will seem so dark when we look back! Its our time now, it’s a time for families and small business, aspiration and liberty.
Of course they’ll be major cuts in public sector pay and pensions, we’ll strip away all those years of waste and nanny state nonsense in an instant. We’ll start to look out for the little guy, the guy who wants to get on, to better himself!
And I just know that all those new MP’s will set the place alight with their radical ideas and political courage – what a breath of fresh air!
I for one can’t wait until May! Mark my words, things will be so different in May!
Yes, Eileen, I agree completely. It’s so exciting! Out with the old and in with the new! At last we will see peace, justice and fairness restored to this our land! Not that Labour is to be regarded as bad in any serious way — they’re just a bit misguided, trying to do their best for us, but somehow it’s gone wrong.
I especially look forward to reading of the exploits and opinions of such luminaries as Michael Gove.
The great pity is that there so no Government in waiting to carry any of those things out. Only the spineless and cowardly Cameron who will be taking orders directly from his Brussels puppet masters and Common Purpose friends.
Can you get a refund guido?
you are assuming he pays for it
What has labour done for us???
Well, they have created a new industry and new jobs…..
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/6807545/Nine-million-face-paedophile-checks-despite-Ed-Balls-U-turn.html
Can the Tories please start going on the offensive and knockout the Government
That’s all
Thank you
Agreed, they have so much ammunition but for some reason they are reluctant to use it or are scared……..gain the popular vote and go on the offensive, pleeeeeeeease !
Gents there is no point in using the ammo right now. No one gives a shit this close to Xmas and the good points made will only be lost in the turkey and tinsel. Its all about strategy and yes I am also wanting the Tories to tear Labour a new one but it has to be done at the right time.
So get Xmas out the way. Get to the end of January when the Q4 figures appear (which will show a massaged + increase of course) and the credit card bills from Xmas start dropping through the letterbox and then just as Labour go on the offensive line of ‘Dont let the ‘babee eaters’ risk the recovery (ha ha)
LET FUCKING RIP WITH ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING AND KEEP IT GOING DAY IN DAY OUT NON STOP EVERY NEWS PROG EVERY PAPER STRAIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!!!!!
Its all in the timing you see and occasionaly ‘events dear boy events’.
Sage advice.
Whats going on I thought the Army would have taken Brown to a place where he could go and check for IED’s.
What has Labour done for us?
Flock all by the looks of it……….well some have benefited and some will undoubtedly vote for them again !!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1235604/Single-mother-living-2-6m-mansion–Labours-housing-benefit-crackdown.html
£7600 a month rent and ninety grand benifits a year is she paying 50% tax on that,
fucking UK gone mad
When you next see your MP or they come canvassing for vote. Think of Italy and PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE. They might start to get them message,
http://political-graffiti.blogspot.com/
Fortunately Guido has put a Tag beneath the Cartoon.
Tags: Cartoon, Dave
I see Cameron more as the Frog Footman, unfortunately, always waiting on the doorstep to be let in. (“I shall sit here, on and off, for days and days….”) Brown is the Queen of Hearts, permanently angry, vindictive and destructive, a foolish figure rushing about giving orders that nobody obeys. Toenails is I think the Mock Turtle. He was a REAL reporter, once.
Denis Healey, yes?
I claim my £5 or a picnic hamper.
“Can you tell what it is yet?”
Errr, no. Not this time. Sorry.
An R & M cartoon that contains humour and satire! Credit where credit is due…..pity it only happens a few times a year.
Does Cast-iron Dave get his cast iron from Tata at redcar?
Another British manufacturer going ta,ta.
Great picture!
What is it?
Oh I see, you’ve got a big monster there and he’s eating the spaceship and …