Five Hours Until the #BlogWars Begin
Tonight sees the logical extension of online political warfare. Teams from CCHQ, Labour, GuyNews.TV and assorted political campaigns are being extraordinarily rendered into the back of black vans with darkened windows to an undisclosed secret location for battle.
For those who want to follow the action tonight’s hashtag is #blogwars. See also ‘Bambi-killer’ ToryBear, Shane Greer. This is not just paintball….
*Guido extracted this old picture of him the late 80s on the frontline between freedom and Marxist dictatorship (unfortunately his freedom fighting friends are probably still classified).
am I allowed to bring my axe?
It’s my axe – you get the sledgehammer
Gordon Brown visits the David Beckham Academy
http://www.flickr.com/photos/downingstreet/2631171182/
David Beckham shuts down football academy… and even his sister is angry about it
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23783375-david-beckham-shuts-down-football-academy-and-even-his-sister-is-angry-about-it.do
So why did it close? There were going to be Millions of children going to benefit?
Exactly. Gordon was Bullshitting Big Big Time. Why haven’t the MSM picked up on this? Gordon gave the impression that this was a government initiative for every child in the country, he was even trying to justify the 2012 games through it. PURE BULLSHIT.
> Why did it close?
The next “Canary Wharf” is being built there.
Sister?….You mean there’s more of the twats?
Iain Dale practising
Yeah I can understand it, Brand Posh Beckham are really struggling for money, it’s not like Beckham couldn’t have subsidised his on academy, not on the 25 million a year odd that he makes.
Yeah, it’ll be just like you to flash your chopper, сunt.
you shouldn’t be watching you fucking sex pest.
I’ll watch what I’ll fucking want to, knob jockey.
Still plenty of Marxists about Guido and they aren’t all in Denmark.
*Guido extracted this old picture of him the late 80s on the frontline between freedom and Marxist dictatorship (unfortunately his freedom fighting friends are probably still classified).
Whereas, harriet harperson, our very own would be marxist dictator , has been ‘out’ for some time and will be running the junta in the dear leaders’ absence !
What I did on my holidays?
Guido, this is nonsense, and you know it.
Techno, see above right, ‘Tittle Tattle and gossip’. Also known as light relief.
How old is that photo Guido – yer fat knacker?
We still had an empire when that was taken, it’s amazing these days how they can take an old Victorian black and white photograph and turn it into colour.
First footage of Tory Bear in action
LOLz !
Guido, if you still own that footwear shouldn’t you now be pissing about on the streets of Copenhagen?
Sandals in the snow? The demonstrators have all turned up in their looted Seattle wintersports wear.
At least he’s not wearing white ankle socks with his sandals!
**** BREAKING NEWS ****
news has just reached me that our dearly beloved leader Herr Brown is to leave these shores tomorrow evening for Copenhagen, two days early, in order to ‘unblock’ the talks on climate change which have already descended into farce. Just who does this man think he is. FFS????
just the man to save the world. Thank God for Brown (although he’s no friend of mine, obviously).
Egypt got 7 plagues. We get gordon Brown. Who does God wish to punish most? discuss.
Don’t worry, I’ll be in charge whilst he is jetting off in a sort of carbon friendly type way to meet his best friend Obama
Don’t you mean Omaha?
Like my old boss used to say – ‘ Don’t complain about travelling, while you’re marching you’re not fighting.’
May all the plumbers lay down their tools
May all the economists lay down their pens
May all lawyers lay down their whigs
May all weathermen lay down their maps
I have had a dream
And is says to me
That Brown must be stopped
That he must be brought back from Copenhagen
That he must not waste anymore time
That he should be strung up for grand larceny, for impersonating a human, for having a bad bad haircut
And then peace will reign in old England town
Amen
There goes another £1.5 billion of our money…..
The man from Dyno rod?
Flash
Sandals…..pink splodges….
Glad I’m oop north. We don’t do pink splodges oop north.
The one eyed fucker gives GBP 1500m to FIGHT fictional climate change in other countries other than our own. More than france and germany.
Yet he can omly just find after significant pressure GBP 24m for the TERRITORIAL ARMY who are fighting a rwar.
Our boys die in the STAN
Seconded.
That money was already budgeted to save the World. He even had the foresight to know he was going to double the already generous offer, when everyone else baulked. (Already budgeted for!). The man is total Genius.
When is Cameron gonna take it back? he ain’t, Cameron is BlueLabour.
We need a real alternative.
Gordon Brown’s plan to kill our economy is almost complete: http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Business/Bankers-Bonus-Tax-City-Firm-Tullett-Prebon-Allow-Staff-To-Move-Overseas-After-Bonus-Tax-Row/Article/200912215499824?f=rss
Brown walks like he has got a couple of spearmint tic-tacs tucked in his foreskin
Never tried it but I’ll take your word for it.
?????
Is that like soap in the jap’s eye?
Better than sm -egg and cheese.
Don’t point that thing at me buster.
And you think Gordon looks silly?
Nice sandals!
The new Steve Irwin
I’m no fan of Steve Irwin
I’d get back on that diet too Guido, The combination of the’ Mallen Streak’ and the safari suit is good look.
With sandals like that you should turn the gun on yourself.
What do you do after you have painted your ball?
look for two little boys
I take you expect other bloggers will be huddled in the bunker and you can keep em from venturing out .
Advertising revenues should go up if you wipe the opposition out !
Very good, and so many images of TaT with American ‘Cousins’.
Three pairs, a Swedish couple, an Irish Couple and a Scottish couple are about to tee off at St. Andrews.
The Swede’s wife stepped up to the tee and, as she bent over to place her ball, a gust of wind blew her skirt up and revealed her lack of underwear.
“Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any skivvies?”, Ole demanded.
“Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford any,” she replied.
The Swede immediately reached into his pocket and said, “For the sake of decency, here’s a $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.”
Next, the Irishman’s wife bent over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blew up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. “Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You’ve no knickers. Why not?”
She replied, “I can’t afford any on the little money you give me.”
Patrick reached into his pocket and said, “For the sake of decency, here’s a $20. Go out and buy yourself some underwear!”
Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bent over. The wind also took her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked.
“Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the hell are yer drawers?”
She too explained, ‘You dinna give me enough money to be able at affarrd any.”
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and said, “Well, fer the love ‘o decency, here’s a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit..”
What’s this got to do with paint balling fuck face?
I’m glad you asked that.
I am playing mind games and trying to destabilise “Old Holborn” before I go into action paintballing.
O.H. loves my gags before battle
I don’t do adverts (or censorship or moderation) at the Old Holborn blog.
So no invite.
So you are one of us, HO, the citizens.
ConsHome, LabHome, LabList, Guido, Mrs Dale, they are all part of the same corporation. NuLabour BluLabour, same old, same old.
We need a real alternative.
Its the Brown approach to the defence budget
Guido wearing Jesus Creepers. Not good but very funny
Sorry to notice from the picture that you only appear to have a left leg.
Do please let me know if you lost your right leg in friendly fire?
Fancy a round of golf ???
Gordon Brown has brought forward his arrival in Copenhagen to tomorrow night in order to be seen to be the first major world leader to join the climate summit.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/copenhagen/article6955750.ece
Guess what…That means No PMQs for him this week.
Glad to see they are using a flattering photo of him. What a helmet
Downing Street will use Copenhagen to boost the image of Gordon Brown, who was in Afghanistan at the weekend, as a world leader
Well they failed miserably to boost his image in Afghanistan, will Copenhagen be any better? Old Chinese proverb say you can’t polish a turd,
I assume that as he is wearing an ultra short length Flak jacket then there is nothing to protect in the manhood department.
Just who is pulling his strings ???
William Hague’s chance to really savage Harperson ??
Yet he could not make it to the Lisbon Treaty signing on time. A TOTAL hypocrite.
May I be the first to pay a tribute ?
Murder squad detectives were today investigating the death of a man who fell from the window of 10 Downing Street
The man, believed to be aged 58, was discovered outside Number 1o Downing Street
He was taken to a north London hospital with multiple injuries but died a short time after arrival.
Witnesses told police there was a noisy disturbance in the house before the man fell.
Nice picture, but obviously not a very successful fight as we’ve ended up with said Marxist dictatorship!
Looks like you’ve shared a drink or two with Greg Wales.
Copenhagen talks collapse.
The Curse can be invoked just by suggestion of intent.
Well done Gordon
I think its a ploy to stop him going
So, BA cabin staff couldn’t give a shit about their customers. sack them willy
I see that the Copenhagen summit has been ‘suspended’
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8411898.stm
“Developing countries fear they would lose many of the gains they made when the Kyoto agreement was signed in 1997.
They point out that the Kyoto Protocol is the only international legally binding instrument that has curbed carbon emissions, and also that it contains functioning mechanisms for bringing development benefits to poor countries such as money for investment in clean energy projects. ”
The prospect of aid-demanding nations threatening to de-rail the agreement that gives them yet more money is bizarre! Hope they succeed!
Er Greed?
Those were the days. Back when terrorism was cool.
Those were the days. Back when terrorism was cool
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OOOOOH matron
BREAKING NEWS
BROWN’S SCORCHED EARTH STRATEGY
Jim Fitzpatrick (DEFRA Minister and Vegetarian) was heard to refer to conversation between himself and ‘Wedgie’ Benn (DEFRA Minister and Vegetarian) concerning the timely release of FMD (Foot & Mouth Disease) from Pirbright Laboratories (Surrey) which will be announced two weeks before the next General Election.
The objective / strategy is to delay the Election until the finances improve and to show how magnificent Brown has performed during the crisis – The disease will last for at least THREE months and an estimated 5 Million cattle will be destroyed.
The disease will be released in five key areas almost simultaneously and will be made to appear it has been spread by cattle movement
Brown will involve the ARMY and will ‘manage’ the crisis via COBRA himself.
Tin hat alert
If a joke then IMO it’s not funny, and if you really believe it then you’re deluded.
Deja vu, then.
Vegetarians eat veg which is grown by farmers.
Who’s that twerp sitting behind a machine gun pretending to be hard? Have you seen those sandals? Must be one of those lefty ‘revolutionary tourists’ we always used to be hearing about – you know, the ones who went to Nicaragua or Cuba for their holidays.
The Copenhagen summit has been suspended due to breaking news –
Scientists have just realised that they had the Hockey Stick Graph upside down.
They are now calling for more carbon to be released, poor countries will now have to pay the developed countries to help warm them up and prevent an ice age.
Ocean levels are due to drop 100m creating a land bridge between Britain and France.
People are being advised to stay indoors, turn up the heating and eat more red meat to stay warm.
Vegetarians will be the most affected, the ground will be too hard to grow root crops and will suffer frostbite from wearing sandals.
However Gordon Brown has joined the climate cooling deniers saying that it is all a made up plot by right wing extremists.
Brilliant.
Nice one! Has a ring of future truth about it, too.
You look like a fat callous fuck in that photo. Plus ca change old boy.
It’s the sort of picture your mother gets out to embarrass you when you take your first serious girlfriend home.
The only thing you are on the frontline of Guido is the queue to the buffet
Guido extracted this old picture of him
Whoever goes into combat wearing sandals? Looks like the same procurement people as are now in the MoD.
Poseur
I can’t wait for tomorrow to hear the squeals of pain from the fat bastards that are ‘all mouth and no trousers’…
Having a very loud blog voice sounds a bit silly when the Fawkes is audibly a wimp and probably acts a soft southern [irish] nonce…