Jonah News
Guido is starting to get scared by the frequency in which the curse of Gordon rears it’s ugly head. “Brown Steps Into Corus Battle: PM Set For Talks With Bosses“ the papers cheered in June, inevitably Sky reported on Friday “1,700 workers in the North East are set to lose their jobs in January after steel giant Corus confirmed it will shut down its Teesside plant.”
Two weeks ago Gordon took the Cabinet on an away day to Nottingham. This weekend the city was blighted by protests and riots that ended up costing the taxpayer a cheeky million in policing costs and damages. Thanks Gordon!
Via Simbits Guido learns the tragic news that “David Beckham’s football academy in south-east London is “very likely” to close by the end of the year”. Who was it that recently paid the academy a visit?
The soldiers recovering at Selly Oak Military Hospital had the right idea when they refused to shake hands with the accursed one. They may be incredibly brave, but they’re not stupid…
New Labour = Broken Society
Oorrrf with their heads isn’t it?
For certain people, yes, start with crazy spread \’em bankers.
Start with the clowns who set up the useless FSA. Now who might that be?
The Bank of England has admitted it could not have regulated against the collapse, so the point is moot.
Anyhow the worst excesses were the writing of CDSs by AIG FP who although in London were regulated by the OTS in the US where CDSs were exempted by right wing Republican free market, deregulate, cut red tape, let the market decide ideologues.
That regulatory lapses were of US regulation. Try to keep up, even if it\’s taxing on the brain.
They moved to London to escape US regulation.
CDSs are exempt from regulation in the US thanks to a law past in 2000 by right wing free market deregulation cut red tape ideologues.
There was no regulation in the US to escape.
These are facts.
Made up ones! Like CRU weather data presentation.
No it is fact, try looking up Gramm, credit default swap, exempt, AIG.
Get educated, how can it hurt?
I thought the fundamental problem was Clinton’s US legislation that required lenders to deal equally with all borrowers, irrespective of whether they had any assets or reliable income. Sum-prime was the product of US regulation.
Don’t know who the guy is but he’s ferkin’ freakin’ me out
The BoE admits nothing. And you Communist Trolls know that. More bollocks from the Alarmists. Taxists, and Statists.
Who was the President who signed that BILL into Law?
Does Guido refer to himself in the third person when he’s on the telly? Makes him sound like a person of limited intellectual capacity.
You forgot the traditional opening to your speeches “Ich bin ein Englander”.
Translated into English that means “I am an adjustable spanner”.
Both sounds appropriate and continues the excellent tradition set by the Kennedy original.
do you have a license to adjust that spanner?
Yes, thanks.
You mean ‘Englander’ is German for a monkey-wrench?
Adjustable spanner, monkey wrench, shifter….call it what you will.
Yes.
Adjustable Spanner Licencing Authority now employs 50,000 inspectors and the compliance cost per wrench will be £6000.00 per item after the GE.
Ministry of Silly…
You can tell he’s American:
1. “do you have…?”, instead of ‘Have you…?’ [Shopper: 'Do you have Coffee Sugar?' English Shopkeeper: 'Yes, Madam, but I'm afraid we're out of it at the moment.' American guest: 'Do you have many children?' English woman: 'Not more than one a year, usually.']
2. He can’t spell Licence. But then, GMW can’t spell ‘Licensing’…
Anonymous says:
December 7, 2009 at 4:16 pm
You forgot the traditional opening to your speeches “Ich bin ein Englander”.
This translates as “I am a lefty fuckwit who helped destroy a once great low crime full employment country and turned it into a broken third world slum fr the global super rich bankers and the political class and Labour aristocracy”
Should be merely ” Ich bin Englander” -apperntly John F Kennedy when he said Ich bin ein Berliner”-the place fell about.In German you don’t use the indefinite article in regard to where your from.
In Kennedys case, he had just said he was a (Berlin) cake!
At the risk of seeming a little pedantic I believe that the I am a Berliner comment was laughed at because a Berliner was a kind of sausage or maybe it was a beer. Berliner Weiss is a very well known and respected German brew. In Portugal a chave ingles (ENGLISH KEY) is an adjustable spanner. Schlussel (also key in German) is the German word for spanner. Maybe they call it an English Spanner in much the same way as we south of Watford call a Liverpool screwdriver a hammer.
Actual, the literal translation is
“I am a doughnut”
Back to your ward Mr Sniffin.
Except that this is not true.
It is just a myth believed by students. Like Global warming.
To be really pedantic, when Kennedy said “Ich bin ein Berliner” his use of German was both grammatically and idiomatically correct.
The point about omitting the indefinite article is partly correct – you do omit it, but only if you are born and bred there. Since Kennedy was not, the phrase he used was perfectly correct for what he was trying to convey – namely that he considered himself a Berliner by empathy or association.
Only six months before Britain breaths the fresh crisp air of freedom!
I’ve come to the conclusion that this country doesn’t need a Thatcher to deal with the socialist scourge, but a Pinochet.
We have one. His name is Dick Sniffin of the Toytown Nazis. Of course he has never used a gun (oops, my mistake. He blew his eye out with one whilst playing at soldiers).
If a discarded cartridge exploding in a bonfire is playing soldiers.
Get your fact right
Even more stupid then, discarding ammunition around a bonfire.
Well seeing you are an anonymous prick.Griffin managed one million at the last election-how many did so-called anti-naziS like you poll?
In a 3 words S-F-A-which would also equate to your IQ
The only time I did stand against the Toytown Nazis I did beat them in a local council election. It was worth doing just to see the 4ft 6in candidate and his 6ft 6in shaven headed minders being told off by one policewoman after turning up to the count drunk.
Or perhaps a bloodbath.
What with cameron, god get a grip give it 6 months and you will hate the guy
Some of us do already, just not as much as McMental.
Our ire is reserved for NuLabour. If you thought they are objectional now, just wait to see how you feel on the day of the GE.
In opposition, they will be grotesquely obnoxious. They truly believe that they are doing a good job. They are. For our competitors.
It’s more than a two way decision you know.
A 6 month death march that we will all have to endure.
New Labour = Broken Climate
Toe Rags = Nathaniel Goldschmitt kein tax.
New Lie-Bore= Broke Country
NuLabour = Brokeback Mountan
NuLabour = Brown’s Broken Britain
NuLabour = Another IMF containment.
So now you tell me Guido. Is there a known antidote to the curse?
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/09XwaG18T8cBA/610x.jpg
Yes, a sliver bullet, a rope, holy water and a 9mm slug from the neck forward. Overkill I know but want to make sure the bastard was DEAD, but did forget ritual disembowelling, cremation and burial at sea.
Just wanted to cover all the options. If anybody thinks I’ve missed something, just add them on.
I’d suggest firing his ashes into the surface of the Sun but the malevolent fucker would probably manage to reach out from beyond the grave and put the fucking thing out.
The legendary Faecal touch
Just fire into outer space.
We could use the bastard to make uninhabitable worlds habitable, by accident
Send him to venus or mars
OK, fire his ashes at the sun and simultaneously nuke the afterlife, Heaven and Hell and the elevator that connects the two, just to be sure.
Considering the Jonah Curse, the Sun would probably go out – the ultimate solution to Global warming!
I fancy burying him 12 feet down upside down minus his arms.
That should do it.
52 – Flaying alive first: skin carefully peeled back and salt rubbed in: then , how about ‘a surfeit of lampreys’ aka molten lead as a surprisingly effective suppository…
Or, hanging in chains (takes a satisfactorily long time)?
Hanging, drawing and quartering? Use to be the traditional English punishment for treason I believe…
Going off that picture, Beckham will now become a Hunchback!
David Beckham appears to have sewn a dead Rat onto his head !
They make a fine pair..JG Broon and Beckham…a pair of twats
Well, he’s off to Copenhagen. (unless they lock him in a cupboard)
What about an enema with a fire hose just to get the shit out of him, then fill him with helium and just let him rise till he pops. the pollution would be worth it
No, I reckon Edward II style red hot spit iron up his ………. But what to do with his “Gaveston” ( Mandelson) ? Hmmmm!
Great – the whole thing will turn to shite. They will be snowed up to the ying-yang, no electric, riots on the streets and everyone hoping like fuck that Brown does not shake their hand.
No wonder Al Gore has dropped out of sight, cut his losses and cancelled his $1200 a ticket speech.
Notice how Climategate broke once Brown declared that there were only 50 days to save the world?
Are we safe Yet? Has Gordon saved us? Are all the cows in India being culled?
Sorry, Jenson. You’re going to lose next year.
Council pays removal company £1,500 to move office equipment in a lorry… 10 yards down the road
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1233899/Council-pays-removal-company-1-500-office-equipment-lorry–10-yards-road.html
Since practically every council in the country is now a Tory council I suspect that this will turn out to be an own-goal for The Mail.
Indeed.
The Red Rose County is True Blue.
Perhaps their Finance Director forgot to take off his ear defenders when Dave was bleating about Health and Safety last week?
Bugger me, if Preston council has 8 Tory members, I wouldn’t hold out much hope for Broon in the GE.
Preston’s been red since the beginning of time…
That’s the scary thing. Whenever I read stories like this, I google the council and they always turn out to be Tory. Leafy Surrey’s Mole Valley council are particularly skilled at spraying taxpayers’ money around like there’s no tomorrow on utterly hair brained schemes. It runs in the blood; their local Tory MP was most indignant at getting caught claiming parliamentary expenses for his business premises. He wrote to every Conservative Party Member in his constituency, whining about how beastly the Telegraph were for exposing his blatant theft.
Don’t expect anything to get better under Cameron’s mob of self-serving pricks. We can see what a bunch of wankers they are, right now.
379 – Simple person, me; simple answer: cut their pay (What about nothing, for a start?); abolish their allowances…’expenses’…non-contributory Pensions… Maternity Leave… Paternity Leave… Avuncular Leave… Grandparental Leave… Funeral Leave (except for Employee’s own funeral, of which Notice has duly been given)… Wedding Leave…
Jethro: ‘You enjoy working here, don’t you, Miss Snodgrass/Mr. Brickdust? Let’s make it even more enjoyable – ‘virtue is its own reward, and all that’. I reckon you enjoy doing the job so much, you’d do it for nothing… Oh, so you don’t actually enjoy the unusual privilege of working here, in this climate-controlled, air-conditioned, open-plan, state-of-the-Arse, Office? ‘Cos we need to be very clear about this. Not only do I hate people who work for me being unhappy, even more, I hate people who are unhappy… working for me. No: of course I don’t want you to ‘clear your desk’! There! I’ve done it for you.’
Jethro, are you having a ‘moment’?
Insane!
Brown says you can do that online!
Gordon lets me on his rocking horse sometimes, but only if I poo into a cup and pretend to feed the the horse the contents.
Go away communist control freak. And take your retarded crew of professional spoilers with you. Good Day.
Nebula Row
Poor old Call me Dave,the more he appears on television the worse the Conservative poll ratings get.Tonight Tories on 38 Labour on 30.
Lilly, Lilly lick my willy…………you sad labour twat !
Depends which poll you look at – 2 other polls at the weekend had the lead at 11 and 13 points, and I’m sure that as a party stooge you know it. Fuck off.
Gud luckG uido yoo r a breth of freshair in a stufy wordl of poltics!
http://www.moneymarketing.co.uk/regulation/news/uk-economy-may-drop-out-of-global-big-ten/1003482.article
Britian to drop out of top ten. Down from 4th to 7th in just five years
Soon we’ll be out of the G20. We won’t be last of the G20 out of recession we wont even be in the fucking thing.
Maybe thats why Mc Bust said Spain Were in the G20 They must be replacing Us !
Wait for the PMQ’s.
“We are almost out of recession but still performing well above other countries in the G-40.”
Thanks to my incompetent fuckwittery we are equal last out of the G47 in coming out of recession.
We’ll still be in this fucking recession by the time the next one comes along
Just behind Zimbabwe !
Have no fear, we will still win the World Cup
what’s this got to do with X-Factor?
Copper bottomed has a better ring to it than cast iron.
Try 78% copper, 22% tin – bellmetal.
What happens when yourun out of copper and tin? The end of bells? Or something like that…
Barnacles and shells, barnacles and shells
Is the Prince of Shirt-Lifters trying to corner the market in bell-end metal with his Russian friends?
Peter is the Great One’s prophet dimwit. Peter rules, understand this.
Dodgy or not.
You need bellend metal to make a good DONG !
The consequences could indeed be dire if Mr Brown should ever touch himself.
Nothing left of ‘ol’stumpy’.
I make myself useful in Number 10 where I can.
And Christmas is fast upon us!
Everything he touches turns to ash…
I’d actively encourage him! Its a shame its then Jonah curse rather than the Midas curse.
For Sale: 1 lifesize statue of Gordon Brown. Solid gold. Face very dented. Could be used as doorstop for palace gates. Price: £101billion ono
Imagine what his finger nails feel like!
Er where?
Fine and Sheila Miss Cond erked eek walls con surf a tea vests
Don\’t look!
New Labour = Political Ponzi Scheme
Waat a baaht da ban currs?
They are busy getting Britain out of debt, they are making profits and will pay back the tax payers in time.
When will the public service sector pay us back eh, ehh, plonker!!
What about the mess they made?
We will shortly (six months time) be firing those responsible. Nice crisp P45 for Mr Brown. Lot’s of P45′s for the imbecile Labour government. P45′s all round.
Off you fuck chaps. There’s your P45. Don’t call us – we’ll call you (if we ever want anything spectacularly fucked up by incompetent imbeciles).
Don’t blame the bankers, blame the twats who made false claims on their self-cert mortgage applications in the US and UK.
Britain has exceptionally gifted investment bankers, second to none.
Oh and you can Blame Fred Goodwin, not a single banking credential to his name.
It is the securitisation and subsequent mixing of high risk loans with low risk loans that caused the collapse.
It\’s the bankers and their captive ratings agencies that did that.
Reckless bankers are responsible for the mess.
But shhh! Toe Rag Part D policy is don\’t mention the ban curs!
Where was the FSA , you know the organisation set up by Balls and McMental to oversee the bankers and ensure that they….. oh wait a minute….
Sod Fred Goodwin without a single banking qualification. What about the Maximum Imbecile who hasn’t a single economic qualification. Now there’s the kind of guy you want leaving with a blankety-blank cheque-book and pen.
Nah, it was regulators lowered reserves and thus creating a shit-load of credit, that pushed the reserve below the risk and thus ensured a banking collapse.
It started in the FSA, not the USA.
For once I find myself agreeing with Anticitizen; having dealt with the FSA (as an insurer not banker) I can confirm that they are the most useless load of bankers I have ever come across. Of course the other problem is that most investment banks are populated by ex-Bullingdon Club members who couldn’t find their dicks in the dark. So, in summary, the crisis is equally the fault of Cyclops (for his oversight of the FSA), Gravy Davy (for his choice of friends) and the FSA management (for failing to stick to the terms of their Care in the Community release).
When The Wankers,I Mean Bankers Get My Fucking Shares Back Up To £5.50 Where They Were Before They Fucked Up (worth at the moment 33p) and put back the 50% my pension has devalued in the last two years then just maybe we should pay them a couple of quid NOT the millions they think they are worth !
Our work here is done.
you bought the fucking shares and chose your pension policy, fuckwit
SOACFOAD (Thats how i spell Dwayne cause i nevor went to skool) Get a Fucking Job You Dolite C*nt Then you might be able to afford some,on top of your fags and drugs !
I made a nice 10% buying HSBC shares this year (not really difficult, but I bought way to early, was more worried about devaluing of my money in the bank from Mugabenomics.).
A safety play that came out ahead. Lucky me.
How about a windfall tax on everyone in the public sector (including the BBC) paid more than £100,000 a year?
How about a windfall tax on everybody in the public sector. Call it ‘you’re lucky you still have a fucking job – out here in the real world we’re getting slaughtered’ Tax.
Rather than a windfall tax lets just call it a pay cut. 10% across the board for all civil servants and public sector, BBC, NHS etc. They could sell it to them as a “nulabour investment pay rise”
No chance as that would catch cabinet ministers
How would Ed and Yvette cope ?
With any luck, badly.
Just Sack the big headed shit Jonafon Woss and give everbody a £1 rebate on the TV tax !
Can we sack Paxman as well? Come to think of it, can we sack about 95% of ‘em?
You actually pay your tv license ??
Ponzi schemes are so much fun. At least there are no consequences, and no-one ever gets hurt. Oh Wait…………………….!
Don’t mind me
Is that your soap down there Bernie?
Don’t mind me either.
Own A Ruble
Couldn’t the mad man just stay in his bunker until the Soviets arrive?
Too much fun to be had disemboweling the Toe Rag Part D.
Having read your posts, and taking into account your cosen name, I can only assume you reallly are a kunt or a cock
Dismissed
Bye bye Toe Rag Part D.
can i suck your knob
You are missing the greatest intervention of all. He is off to Copenhagen to save the world, just as the wheels are coming off the AGW bus. If he wrecks the climate change scam he will deserve a nobel prize before he leaves.
How can he follow that – perhaps as Secretary General of the UN>
Good point – don’t forget he had a holiday in East Anglia not too long ago , now the whole AGW thing starts to unravel there . Is it a one generation curse ?
Send him to the middle east to sort out a peace deal.
I feel sorry for the kids, have the social conducted a risk assessment? Following government infomertials I have contacted the relevent authorities
http://www.westminster.gov.uk/services/healthandsocialcare/familycare/
Think of all the CO2 from all the aircraft that fly all the useless bastards over there and all the Fucking hot air that they will spout whilst there ! Resulting in nothing !
I like CO2, without it nothing on Earth would grow or live. Accordingly the American EPA, now list it as a toxic gas. The world has gone insane.
I Like CO2 As well Without it all our beer would be flat !
Hang on may be thats why the government is taxing pubs out of existance !
NOW I GET IT !
It is toxic, it causes AIDS, Cancer, and Herpes. Also reduces the MPG on your SUV
You forgot H5N1 & H1N1..
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/copenhagen-climate-change-confe/6736517/Copenhagen-climate-summit-1200-limos-140-private-planes-and-caviar-wedges.html
Copenhagen climate summit: 1,200 limos, 140 private planes and caviar wedges
Copenhagen is preparing for the climate change summit that will produce as much carbon dioxide as a town the size of Middlesbrough.
By Andrew Gilligan (who has experience spotting when evidence is missing).
Sorry the above post is from me (and Andrew Gilligan)
much more than Middlesborough now that Corus has made its contribution. A pity Redcar could not sell its carbon credits to fund the early retirement of the steelworkers.
Follow the retreat of the glaciers
I had absolutely no idea there was an American regiment called the ‘glaciers’.
Look up
Since 1980 the extent of ice in the Antarctic has increased by 50%.
The ice is warmer than normal. The BBC said so. It’s not the quantity, it’s the quality.
Ok, never mind the qaulity, feel the width.
No, they are French.
All the Glaziers I know are English: far from retreating, they’re doing very well, given all the windows being stove in while nice Mr. Plod looks the other way.
I see the BBC omitted coverage of McDoom’s visit to Selly Oak and the soldier’s reaction. Censorship at its best.
They “drew lots” and one squaddie “volunteered” to confront McDoom
Here’s his sitrep
Another soldier, who lost his right leg after being caught in a mine blast in Afghanistan, said that more than two-thirds of the 25 soldiers on the ward closed their curtains. He, however, decided to speak to Brown.
“I wanted to find out how the guy’s head worked,” he said. “I was interested in what he had made of his trip to Afghanistan and what he had learnt from it.
“I feel that even if someone is a moron, he should have the opportunity to defend his moronity. [His response] all seemed rather textbook and not from the heart.
“It is quite obvious to anyone that Brown is not concerned, it is almost as if we [the soldiers] are the product of an unwanted affair.
“The straight fact is this: we don’t like the man, he has done nothing for us and continues to kick us in the teeth over equipment and compensation.”
Date of visit, 2 September 2009.
Date of Noose Incontinent pees in Da Times, 6 December 2009.
It\’s candle house, yes candle house!
AND no doubt there’s plenty more too where that came from – just wait until the election starts
Three months ago, why is the Beebeesee not reporting something that happeded three months ago and that Merd Ox has decided to report two day?
Wot as candle!
Yes, it should be fun. I am looking forward to the dirt on Labour, but perhaps not quite as much as the memoirs of Natalie Rowe naming the 10 Tory MPs she slept with. Especially keen to hear which one it is that likes to wear the nappy.
Brown is a sick joke with charisma of a rotting goat.
And yes, among many others, the squaddies do actually hate the blubbery failure.
Can’t hide behind attacking the Sun.
Natalie Rowe
can i ream your ass
Squaddies are expendable, Gordon has higher things on his mind.
That is all.
I hope you and your family die slow deaths you Hoon – you ain’t fit to lick shit off the troops arses
Which is a practice much beloved of at least one Tory MP – according to Ms Rowe.
Stooge alert. Private parts complaining about the squaddie story being old news while recycling a 20 year old story that was in the press in 2005. You pathetic fucking loser.
The story was originally handed to the BBC – hence why it appears out of date – but the BBC decided to sweep it under the carpet and ignore the whole thing, so the original leaker took it elsewhere
That sounds familiar…
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/paulhudson/2009/11/climategate-cru-hacked-into-an.shtml
That sounds familiar
http://tinyurl.com/yclz58r
He is a Creosus type figure except everything he touches turns to dust ….
Immagine the Romans rolling him over the site of Carthage, more cost effective than sowing the fields with salt.
… I think the word or phrase you’re searching for might well be ‘the Sadim-touch’ (King Croesus was of legendary wealth; Midas asked for the gift that everything he touched would turn to Gold… the wish was granted!
Augean touch is what we used to call it – everything he touches turns to shit.
This is just too bloody uncanny for it not to be true. We are indeed dealing with the devil, or one of his less reasonable cohorts.
Old Nick is generally luckier than that. Gordon is just a negative black hole.
Given that the mad fucker is off to Copenhagen to set about saving the bits of the world he missed last time, expect floods, tempest, blizzards and meteor strikes followed by a nuclear winter lasting for a thousand years.
To put it plainly, as soon as McDoom steps on that fuel guzzling jet and opts for the herring on rye – we’re all totally and utterly fucked.
Major winter storm to wallop central U.S.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/weather/12/07/winter.storm/index.html
In Sacramento it is the coldest start to December since records began in 1849. Of course “catastrophic warming” is almost upon us, well it might be in possibly 10 to 30 or so years time, when the next warming cycle may kick in. Or possibly not.
Have I sexed that up enough?
More than you’ve sexed me up to be honest.
248 Sally! don’t I remember part of you from somewhere?
Nah, you just made that up! You simply constructed a whole CNN webarea to peddle your anti government propaganda. We will send a black helicopter to your house soon.
Given that Copenhagen’s prostitutes are offering free sex to conference delegates (see Guido’s ‘Seen Elsewhere’ links), it’ll be the delegates that will be f*****, not us. No wonder there are so many of them going – it’s nothing to do with saving the world, it’s just a massive taxpayer-funded junket.
fucking laughing and shagging at our expense thanks to the gullible twats who have fallen hook line and sinker for the propaganda.
Seeing that Bercow woman likes one night stands she could get her arse over to Copenhagen and indulge herself royally. Even though the professionals are offering it for free there’s surely plenty of opportunities for the enthusiastic amateur.
Wine is very, very, very expensive in Lego Land. Ahem, Baconville.
Labour plan 50% tax on salaries 50k +
(but not until after the election, assuming they get in.haha)
I wonder what else they have planned if they somehow manage to cling onto power?
NuLiebour have never been able to grasp the principle of diminishing returns, have they? Reduce the tax rates (I know, this requires courage) and watch the tax receipts rise….
Socialists have never ever grasped the basic fact of economics that is Comparative Advantage
Don’t forget he wished England well for South Africa 2010. – that will go well then
It was quite amusing to note ‘The Curse’ at first.
As the (worst ever) PM he will see a large number of people and visit many places so there is more of a chance of mishap.
However the curse is beyond a joke now, as is he. He must have so much negative energy.
Some politicians are just born lucky – Brown isn’t one of them !!!
That must be why Brown\’s financial policies are backed by the IMF.
Please argue the following point
Gordon Brown is the worst Prime Minister that the UK has ever had
Can’t argue with that
And no need to since it is not an idea supported by the IMF.
The Toe Rag Part D has no relevant idea or ideas.
Just clapped out discredited \’free\’ market ideologies that don\’t work.
Argue this point. What are the Toe Rags thinking to do about the mountain of toxic private debt, especially commercial property, racked up by reckless ban curs?
Answer:
Nothing, not even considered it. Blinkered and salivating. Too busy failing to control Cameron\’s comb over hair on windswept Afghan phot oops!
Where is Afghanistarn?
Answer the question:
Please argue the following point
Gordon Brown is the worst Prime Minister that the UK has ever had
Argue what the Toe Rag Part D would do about the mountain of toxic commercial property debt racked up by reckless ban curs.
Pretty please.
Shhhh, Toe Rag Part D edict, don\’t mention the ban curs!
Gordon Brown’s signature economic policy trashed by Ben Bernanke.
Suck, don’t blow.
Just like the worst PM ever, won’t/can’t answer the question
IMF…(too long to re-state)
I think Afghanistan is still in the bit on the map marked ‘Afghanistan’
I’ve thought deeply about this question.
Lord North only lost half of North America.
Chamberlain at least got a signed bit of paper out of Europe.
Heath presided over the three day week – so people were working most of the time.
Callaghan was at least a decent sort who was in the navy, and did defeat Foot on occasion.
Blair was a corrupt liar who is now benefitting from the deaths of British soldiers and brought in crap laws (Human rights) so his hideous gorgon of a wife could make money.
But Gordon, he has screwed everything up. Yes he is without doubt the worst Prime Minister in history. But no doubt the benefits junkies and the non-existent postal voting residents of Leicester will continue to vote for him.
And with the BBC four-square behind him he’ll avoid the complete oblivion he and his vile incompetent shower of bed-blockers to sanity and democracy and the rule of law so fully deserve.
I think you over-estimate the power of the BBC.
I think we underestimate it at our peril. The BBC can turn ‘Brown’s banking regulation routed’ into ‘Failure of capitalism’, ‘Death of Thatcherism’ and numpties can be persuaded to attack Fred Goodwins house and property ‘cos ‘the court of public opinion’ says it’s okay.
The BBC has been eviscerated of any spark of neutrality post Gilligan/Kelly. All the employees who weren’t alreasy on-side with ‘the project’ are in fear of their livelihood or their lives. It is a 140 quid a year mouthpiece for the Maximum Imbecile. Even if the likes of Marr weren’t already such obvious Labour apologists the threat of lifting any injunctions that may or may not be in force would be enough to keep him dishonest.
It really is just so appalling
When Jonah comes round a-calling.
Wherever he dashes
The business just crashes
And yet more Nokias then get a mauling.
Why not send him to the EU and let him work his magic there.
Send him back to Cape Cod. The boys are missing him.
When did A.I.D.S. emerge in homosexuals in the U.S.
When did Gordon visit bohemian Cape Cod?
I think Gordon should wish Man Utd and Chelsea good luck on winning the premiership.
And that way Liverpool might get into the top half of the table.
Even if Brown put the black spot on Chelsea and United, Liverpool would still struggle to get in the top four, you dozy scouse fuckwit.
HoHo I totally agree with that!
Maybe this site’s not too bad after all!
Yes when you have money like Man City, You Can Buy A title ! Thats hardly football is it ?
Go back to 606, you wum
Did you steal the computer you used to write that or is that the rarely seen legitimately purchased scouse computer?
“The soldiers recovering at Selly Oak Military Hospital had the right idea when they refused to shake hands with the accursed one.”
I don’t blame them. Not just because of pride, but also for not wanting to get MRSA from the nosepicker.
I do not want to see a news report that an injured veteran has had to have another limb amputated due to snotty not washing his hands regularly.
I have a proposal. Cyclops should visit and shake hands with Gravy Davy and Bullingdon Georgie (preferably whilst accompanied by Fondlebum). According to the law of Cyclops Curse all four of them should then disappear up their own backsides. In this way the Curse of Cyclops can be utilised to the greater good of society.
Gordon cursed the Tax cartel shindig currently running in Copenhagen with his support.
He probably saved the world with that curse.
Gorodn Brown asked his doctor if he had ever laughed at a patient.
“In over 20 years I haven’t, I do my best to remain professional”.
With that Gordon Brown dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest willy the doctor had ever seen. It was no bigger than a AAA battery.
The Doctor bursts out into uncontrollable laughter, wipes away his tears, takes a deep breath and says “I’m sorry, I really am, it won’t happen again. Now how can i help you?”
Gorodn Brown says “It’s swollen”
Cracker
a man goes to the doctor and says “doctor, I would like you to look at my penis” and then places his very large member on the doctor’s desk for inspection.
after five minutes examining the extremely large phallus the doctor says to the man “well, there doesn’t seem to be anything wrong with it”
to which the man replies “I know, but it’s a fucking peach, innit!”
LOLz !!
Applauding one’s own jokes is really sad. I mean really sad.
Silly peenarse!
Rather late in the day for you to be posting, TAT.
Were you kept behind at school for being naughty again?
This is concrete pump, you nob. yesterday someone thought i was barefoot contessa.
Make your fucking mind up !
Another man goes to the optician and says “I would like you to look at this in my shoe box” and then places his very large shoe box on the optician’s desk for inspection.
After opening the lid and having a cursory peek inside the optician notices a 9″ long x 3″ diameter turd.
The optician looks across at the man and says “Well, you need to see a doctor about that, not me”!
To which the man replies “But everytime I pass one of these my eyes water!”
Gordon Brown goes to the doctor -
Brown (for ’tis he) – Doctor, every time I look in the mirror I get aroused
Doctor – That’s hardly surprising. You’re a Hoon.
For Hoon read c u n t….
Gordon = Unlucky Alf
Gordon Brown Says: Oh Bugger !
KRAAAAA-WAAAARRKK!!! (flutter) (preen) HULLOGORGEOUS!!! (humphumphump) AAARRKK!!! (ting)
T*A*T is moderated, but now appears a multi-guises to keep the chafe flying on instructions from Communist Party Central.
A Populus poll for tomorrow’s Times shows Labour closing the gap, they’re now just 2% behind the Tories. This translates into a clear Labour majority at the next election.
Alistair Campbell is certainly working his magic.
That is an orgasmic thought or fact.
A bigger orgasm if true, but orgasmic anyhow.
It’s a bit out of step with all the other polls. Who did they ask, staff at Millbank?
The stink of Toe Rag Part D fear, yuck!
What’s that in English?
Five more years of me.
You lucky bastards LOL
You English fools
There is a Populus Poll due that much is true Come back when THE ACTUAL result is published and in the meantime go and play with the other ‘turfers at Millbank dreaming about that “Fourth Historic Term” LOL
Two points behind the Tories? That’ll be a Labour majority.
Sit on that!
Suck – don’t blow.
A right out madge orrity!
The General Election was won or was it lost on the playing fields of Eton ?The sampling was taken immediately after last weeks PMQs when Brown had his best session ever and Cameron his worst so it was inevitable that Labour would experience “bounce” but whether the above is true remains to be seen when poll is actually published
Tory lead down from 12-13% to 2% in one week just ‘cos Brown invoked class war?
No chance.
Vat about Zacharia Goldshmitt und kein tax
Non Dom Quixote
Still no chance. Labour have admitted they have lost the argument on governance. They’re just reduced to smearing their opponents now. I thought the person responsible for that had been sacked.
Looks like he’s still there.
Brown lies again.
Duck houses,
Duck taxes.
Quacks, Tax, Quacks, Tax
First remove the decorative beam from your own eye before you remove the moat from your brother’s eye. Hypocrites: I.ii
If the BBC were anything like even-handed in their reportage Labour would be lucky to come third in the next election. Imagine – chairman of the Fed trashes Brown’s signature policy and not a peep from the BBC.
Imagine Bernanke had anything derisory to say about Osborne? It’d be headline news all week. And now to the nine o’clock news…
Bong….Bernanke thinks Osborne’s idea is crap.
Bong…. Ben Bernanke thinks Osborne’s plan to create a tri-partite system of regulation is crap…
Bong…. In embarrassing news for the Tories, Ben Bernanke trashes Tory plans ….bong …etc …etc….bong.
bollox
I still love wanking into my trusty (and crusty) old sock even though my name has changed.
That is all.
You appear to have forgotten your hahahaha. Not that the Maximum Imbecile advising us all we would get free weather forecasts is much to laugh about.
[John Kettly/Gordon Brown voice]
Today I shall mainly be borrowing and squandering another half billion pounds I don’t have. In the North East 1700 people will be losing their jobs while further out over the Atlantic the IMF is approaching and should be hitting the coast of the UK fairly soon.
In the meantime the economy is completely fucked and you can all expect to be losing your jobs and getting taxed to oblivion for the foreseeable future.
That has been the economic weather outlook for the next twenty years. So its good night froom me. And a P45 for him.
[/Kettly/Brown hybrid]
That would be a majority for Labour at the next GE. I hope that all those useful idiots planning to vote UKIP are pleased with themselves.
Whatever the state of the polls on the eve of the election, even if, as expected, the Tories have a big lead over Labour, they still have a lot to do in terms of the number of seats required to win an overall majority. They still have a mountain to climb, and certainly can’t afford to lose many to UKIP.
The only person who should reflect on the fact that many who would have voted tory and will now vote for UKIP, is Dismal Dave himself.
He is a man, who with a near 20% lead in the polls, decided to piss on the faces of his own supporters, he deserves all he gets. I hope it is nothing at all.
Hung Parliament.
How you play my tune, UKIP could yet help Gordon to his dream.
Yummy, yummy!
How has Fife fared since Gordoom left it?
Still a shithole like every other Labour fiefdom.
That’s why we’re are all down south screwing the English !!!!!
It has an SNP Council!!! At least one Liberal Democrat MP. Get rid of him and we could be a hell of a lot better.
The Wire series 5 “the bigger the lie the more they believe”.
The bit about Hitler cloniing himself and that the new EU president is actually him is hilarious.
The Beckham academy link doesn’t work.
My boomerang won’t come back!
Papua New Guinea is playing hardball on the first day of Copenhagen.
See BBC.
But (and this is the problem we MUST solve):
The land area on our islands is getting smaller and smaller. You can walk from one side to the other side very quick. The sea is destroying them.”
Paul Tobasi, the atolls’ district manager with PNG’s Bougainville province, said it was not unusual for islanders, who have no air links with the rest of the country, to go without substantial food for long periods if rough seas prevented fishing.
Mr Tobasi said that during an extensive patch of bad weather last year two men and a woman in their sixties died of starvation-related illnesses on Piul island.
Small tidal waves were becoming more frequent. “Five houses were washed away in November on Iesill Island and it was lucky nobody was killed. There are storm surges more and more often. We worry a big cyclone will come along and kill everyone.”
Mr Tobasi said the PNG Government had agreed in principle to relocate islanders to Bougainville, Buka island and elsewhere, but did not have the funds. “Every time I ask, they say there’s no money.”
He believes the rising sea level is related to global warming caused by greenhouse emissions, a view shared by environmentalists.
The Climate Action Network’s co-ordinator, Anna Reynolds, said that although the Carteret islands’ plight was unusually severe, the intrusion of saltwater from rising sea levels was causing similar problems elsewhere in the Pacific.
However, Fred Terry, the director of the United Nations Development Project on Bougainville, said the destruction of reefs in the Carterets with dynamite might be the cause there.
“During the Bougainville conflict people went to the atolls to get away from it,” Mr Terry said. “The islanders had all these extra mouths to feed and needed more fish. They have a history as reef destroyers.”
Mr Terry said the movement of tectonic plates could also be responsible. “None of this means they don’t have a major problem.”
Mr Tobasi denied that reefs were being destroyed by dynamite. “There is no way that can be responsible.”
But (my comment), CO2 is?
The Great Leader will not be happy, how could you take the p*ss out of Him, a handicapped person??
This mugshot is terrifying!
(2009) New Labour ILLIGITIMATE “P.M.” Gordon Brown -PARASITE
http://eotp.wordpress.com/2009/05/08/2009-new-labour-unelected-p-m-gordon-brown-parasite/
108 Pity the b**t**d can’t spell ‘I-L-L-E-G-I-T-I-M-A-T-E (lex/legis: law + negative prefix=illeg-;+past participial suffix =Illegitimate – Unlawful)
Thank fuck he’ll be out of office come the next Ashes Series in Oz. We’ll stand a pretty fair chance then!!
Time to be a bit realistic here. I can’t see us beating the Australians at home. Mind you the West Indies are doing okay at the moment so perhaps we might do better than expected.
A million quid to police a demonstration by a combined maximum of 1,000 demonstrators?
700 police cost one million quid for a day’s overtime? 1400 quid each? For a day’s work?
That’s some overhead. Did they all fly to Nottingham in their learjets these police?
I would like to visit your offices to put you at your ease
‘..rears it’s ugly head.’
Surely, ‘rears its ugly head.’
Possessive pronounce and all that annoying third grade stuff.
Pronouns?
“Rears its ugly head” is a cliche and cliches should be avoided like the plague.
My dog can lick its..it’s… Bollocks… Bollock’s.
SKWAAAAARRKK!!! EDBALLS!!! EDBALLS!!! (tweetle) ITLER!!!
Meanwhile at the Copenhagen festival of lies the BBC is hard at work spending your taxes on bringing you the worlds most popular bloggers from the new mass media in the shape of the fantastically popular greendaniel &madamemiaow these giants of the blogging world attract millions of readers and are far more popular than wattsupwiththat & guidofawkes who only attract a few hundred denialists at best.
The BBC we waste your money its what we do.
‘The tyranny of the minority’
What does that phrase mean? Have a good look at the ‘delegates’ at the Copenhagen festival of lies, examine them closely and you find they are not one of us, they are a small self referencing tiny minority who have the MSM and political classes on their side, they hold the strings of power and they receive the taxes and attention of a corrupt media but they represent nobody but themselves, think in terms of the whole charade being a karaoke gig, in effect they have taken over the platform and microphone and are hogging the stage using their influence to keep the vast majority away from the stage and mike.
The BBC must have spent hundreds of millions of pounds peddling the AGW propaganda day and night, working with other MSM to deny a fair hearing to sceptics using smears and insults to demean the enemies of the AGW religion. But the strange thing is that despite their fake science and fake consensus and fake evidence and fake Copenhagen circus we now realise just what a tiny minority are deciding the fate of the vast silent majority who as always have no voice and as always will pay the very heavy price in terms of wealth and freedom.
The vast majority of people are being led into a new dark age by a tiny minority of people, we can only hope that the vast majority wake up soon!
Too long
Too Short and misleading MB
Thousands of the demented fuckers all assembled in a vast auditorium. And we’re all paying for this f.f.s.
It’s just begging for a fuel/air bomb. Deliciously appropriate on so many levels.
The Russians have the biggest FAEB in existence currently.
Reminds me of how the bn’p are being treat
The Beckham football academy was a crock of shit from the beginning and the inevitable has happened. It’s a shame that the same process was not applied to Northern Wreck, RBS and HBOS as it would have saved us all a lot of money and made the bankers pucker their ring pieces instead of having their begging bowls filled with our money.
It is often said at present that we are suffering a collapse of capitalism. This is untrue. What we have is socialist meddling stopping capitalism running its natural course and weeding out the weak and failed businesses whilst letting the good and strong surviving carry on. It is also important for failing businesses to go under to serve as an example to others that they must keep their eye on the ball all the time else they will follow them down the plughole.
Beckham is an egotistical old has-been who doesn’t know when to call it a day. Just like his mate Gordon, in fact.
Don’t you EVER compare David Beckham to Gordon Brown you massive, massive c*nt.
Pack your fucking bags and leave !!
Mong .
oooh, scary, fuckwit
Fuck off TaT. Boring old Fart.
anyone with a brain would know that is not me.
oh, I forgot, you haven’t got a brain!
Would you like to clarify which one of them you are defending?
ho – fucking – ho !
you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…you know…
Stop eating magic mushrooms, the season is over.
Wrap any uneaten mushrooms in a plastic bag and put them in the freezer.
Oi, Guido!! It’s not “it’s” when it’s possessive, as in “…curse of Gordon rears it’s ugly head..”. Back of the bloody class, again.
Climate change denial = holocaust denial
We’re not buying the lies any more Mr Adorno.
Ed Milibands fury at climate change sceptics, there will be no debate.
BBC now showing ad nauseous:
Showing what?
I have tried to post three comments on the Spectator blog today supporting Rod Liddle and his piece on ‘multi-culturalism’, but none of then has appeared. Two other people in my office today have tried to post 8 comments but again none have been passed by the mods. All comments were supportive of Liddle and were moderately worded.
The mods, while apparently knocking back many posts for Liddle have allowed plenty of anti-Liddle posts through, including almost 20 posts for “Ludlow Spinks” (apparently Sunny Hundal) The witch hunt has now progressed to the demand for a “Moir” (Jan Moir recently crucified for criticising some gays)
I wonder if Liddle knows what’s going on? It seems that he’s being set up.
http://www.spectator.co.uk/rodliddle/5601833/benefits-of-a-multicultural-britain.thtml#comments
Smug Hundal or one of his mates will let the cat out of the bag in the inevitable Guardian article.
It’s simple. Rod Liddle is white and lives in Wiltshire, therefore he is a fascist and should be sacked and barred from all susequent employment apart from cleaning the public lavatories in Brixton or Slough.
Anyway, enough about him. Why don’t you right-wing bastards laugh at my jokes?
Why don’t you right-wing bastards laugh at my jokes?
Oh is *that* what they’re meant to be!
I did like the double seat, double seat, got to get a double seat bit – why don’t you do that any more?
Ive read speccy article and thought it was erm colourfull , but not racists , fraser nelson backed editorial freedom , so thought it had blown over !! This new developement sounds a bit more long term .
Rap music and goat curry all round then
The forces of Marxism, subversion, and diversity are out to destroy Liddle for daring to challenge their shibboleths:
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23780632-rod-liddle-branded-racist-for-blog-blaming-crime-on-black-men.do
Almost all of the hundred or so comments from Londoners on that Evening Standard article support Rod Liddle.
He’s opened a real can of worms. No wonder Bonnie Greer, Diane Abbott, and fifth-columnist Alex Massie are so furious.
I read Alex Massie’s account of the Liddle fracas in the speccie. It appears that Alex Massie is a dribbling fistula.
I’ve met Alex Massie. He’s an odious pompous turd and an out-and-out pinko hypocrite ie preaches diversity, multi-culti enrichment etc but lives miles away from it.
It’s him that should be sacked from the Speccie not Liddle.
More from Ed West in the Telegraph….
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/edwest/100019154/by-talking-frankly-about-black-crime-rod-liddle-is-combatting-racism-not-causing-it/
Here Guido do you remember the big hoo ha Caroline Flint made while she still had a job over a little girl sending Gurner Brown a letter and hoping her dad didn’t lose her job and Gordon wrote one back saying not to worry.
http://www.carolineflint.co.uk/news/jan2009/Charlotte_receives_letter.htm
Does anyone know whatever happened to the little girl or her family recently.
Could be worth a laugh.
Does anyone know what happened to that old slag Flint after her and Blears made such a balls up of ditching Gay Gordo?
She’s busy working for my Parliamentary Escorts Agency. £100 an hour, an extra £50 for anal, and she’ll do a two girl with Kitty Ussher for £200. Believe me, she’s nasty and worth every penny, and it’s nice to see her earning an honest wage for once in her life.
Isn’t Flint the old bag with the fat ankles and a nose full of blackheads?
Close but you are thinking of Ann(the man)Milton.
The very one, strike her with a stone, not on the blackheads, and sparks will fly
Doesn’t surprise me, I always thought she moonlighted as anal queen, Belladonna. Never seen them in the same room together etc, etc
Gordumb’s Letter to Charlotte, dated December, 2008.
“Your parents will have noticed petrol prices have started to fall.”
Predictably enough, McFuckwit’s letter precipitated an immediate reversal in this trend, and heralded a year of almost continual rises in forecourt prices: Graph Here
LOOOL! I think the knife crime figures where higher as well.
Looks like the author of that letter used a biro for GB to then overwrite his signature with a felt pen.
Amazing.
OT.sergeant in arms getting a grilling.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/democracylive/hi/house_of_commons/newsid_8167000/8167511.stm
I am going to change my name to Crispin and joing the Labour Party
Surely ‘Fabian’ is good hoary-handed son of the soil kind of name to be using in those safe Northern seats. Lot’s of Fabians there on the class role. Dave, Brian, Mary, John, Elizabeth, Fabian…. Fabian? WTF?
Gordon Brown = Bernard Madoff
Private Parts = Pathetic little onanistic troll.
My Wife said to me the other day that she wants to inject more romance into our relationship. So I booked a hotel, bought flowers, chocolates, petals on the bed, the lot. Had great sex that night.
Turns out I should have brought the Wife with me.
I guess you had to be there?
penison questions were avoidence , mr shaw , has now no doubt made very pensioner wonder what labour are up to , I thought it was very devious of Mr shaw to say he is making cuts in peniosner benefits , but not explain what they are .
Ruins cuts are re heated nonsense , however his new idea of running the UK from a HAL9000 must have some payout to some one , all tax returns to be digital , and the transfer of major government functions to total computer , must have anyone not an IT engineer in local goverment upset .
But then imagine it , a holographic westminster , chip implant to know where you are for your own safety , pay as you go breathing , instant transaction tax for any service , hello how are you have a nice day where ever you go , whole lot run by unelected HAL9000 with paranoid socialist grandiosty , welcome to BORG Britain.
Is this just a collection of Random words?
Nah, that would either be Prescott mangling the English language or Brown live on TV.
“… all new public sector jobs with salaries above £150,000 will have to be approved by the Treasury …”
So the Treasury will now vet if the person is worth the money. You better all get your membership in certain organizations up to date.
“… while the details of civil servants and other public sector managers under direct ministerial control currently earning that amount will be published.”
So you need to be in an independent Qango to be safe. Or an originally set up, not-for-profit company, that now pays bonuses and dividends.
THey don’t make profit because of the bonus and dividend payments. Surplus’s are allowed, but only until they are drawn down in bonus and dividend payments. Welcome to Marxist World.
Continuing the lighter note……..
It has been reported that Charles and Camilla’s royal Harpist turned out to be a drug addict.
All I can say is that employing her must have taken a lot of pluck!!
OOOOh!!
Do stop harping on about that one!!!!
A little highly strung perhaps
Are you sure the story didn’t come from a little lyre?
That joke deserves top Marx!!!!
For harping on about this you should all be strung up!
(Don’t worry have already got the coat and on the way to the exit)
She made off with the lute
At least she wasn’t fiddling the books.
I’m sure the BBC scriptwriters will give a thank you for this source material.
Happy to end on such a high note.
Breaking on sky: Gordon Brown Personally Thanks Silverstoe Bosses for saving the British grand prix
Thats That Then Silverstone will have houses built on it within 12 months !
No CO2 ther then
Welcome to Marlboro’ Country
Did he ever ‘curse the day he was born?’
No, but we bloody did
America will overthrow the NWO starting with the auditing and then natinalisation of the federal reserve and then the trials begin as a macarthy like inquest begins in the USA and Europe and all the traitors will be held to account.
just following ordfers will not do, Labour and Tory traitors will be tracked down like the Nazi criminals that they are. They will grass each other up in the panic.
I give it one year till the end of banker driven fascism.
The climate gate emails were the catalist to give the people all the evidense that was needed and the rush to ignore the people will be their arrogant downfall.
Well, the good news is that the Gorgon is not likely to wish the Tories well but UKIP should watch out.
Hey, the BBC says Gordon’s going to CRACK DOWN on excessive public sector pay! That’s great isn’t it, ‘cus some bastard’s been in charge for the past twelve years and has made a right lash of it.
Who was that? I forget.
Please Remind Us Again ! Who is Mr 10% ?
Who said “they will cut public spending” While We Are Committed To Increasing Public Spending ?
Sounds like a Mental person or a Bare Faced Fucking Liar !
Another fire extinguisher for Gordons trousers please !
Selly Oak is not a military hospital. It does however contain the Royal Centre for Defence Medicine.
And my brother ****waves****.
Marr gets a roasting:
“Andrew Marr’s ‘The Making of Modern Britain’: Marrxist view of history is all so predictable”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/charlesmoore/6753837/Andrew-Marrs-The-Making-of-Modern-Britain-Marrxist-view-of-history-is-all-so-predictable.html
Can someone enlighten me ?? That picture of Gordon doing the ‘claw’.
Is that a fancy photoshopping job with the hands and eyes ??
Or is this a very clever snapshot of him screwing up a photo-opportunity ??
I would love to know..
He is still doing the Claw.
http://www.daylife.com/photo/04UN8TGfw00CG?q=Gordon+brown
Wow !! Thanks !! That is pure dead fucking brilliant !!
OMG He Clawed the Prime Minister of Canada too.
http://www.daylife.com/photo/0f15eiBffm0jp?q=Gordon+brown
Maybe he’s had years of fiddling practice
100th British soldier killed this year in Afghanistan…………………
* Non comment necessary just remains silent*
Steel yourselves……..
http://markwadsworth.blogspot.com/2009/12/more-carbon-tomfoolery.html
HALLOO DARLIN xxx .
Yeah , the crematorium wot he visited today to ‘carry out some research an be prudently covered for all eventualites’ jus went up in flames .
I reckon Queenie should bar him from Buck Pal but I don’t , honestly , give a shit either way x .
Byeeee E x .
Blow for Gordon Brown as four senior government ‘waste czars’ defect to the Tory party
Oh dear! The wheels are also falling off the (Labour) garbage truck as well
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1233896/Blow-Gordon-Brown-senior-government-waste-czars-defect-Tory-party.html
Hey Guido, I just noticed that Tariq Ali quote, was that from me? I mean, I think that’s more or less what he said but I was swearing at the radio quite a lot at the time…
Just been listening to a program that said we should stop eating meat to save the planet.
Apparently cattle break wind a lot releasing loads of greenhouse gas.
My first thought was that vegetarians are just as bad except they cut out the middle man.
Bloody hell i was just about to fire off about it as well.
According to the one show, some nutter veggie woman (where do these idiots crawl from) and Paul McCartney (like I’m going to let some millionaire socialist lecture me) that we should all; ”give up meat to create less heat”.
Now that’s all well and good but have they ever heard of ice ages as less heat will bring one on eventually, now with no body fat, no one will survive in an icy environment.
Also what about desertification, if everyone is a veggie relying on the land what happens once the land has been over farmed or it’s a bad season for crops i.e less food i.e. more deaths.
Also the beeb let a cat out of the bag when they stated the world population will be 9 billion by 2050….O RLY?
The whole thing is a giant death cult waiting to happen.
The one show is 100% state propaganda fronted by a state stooge.
90% of TV is currently propaganda programming, including soaps.
If I were Paul McCartney I’d be worrying more about falling for brazen gold diggers and using a better brand of hair dye than lecturing the masses on their eating habits…
My second thought was – are they softening us up for putting v.a.t. on meat
We will die without meat but i guess that is the plan, no meat = no body fat = fatigue death in icy/artic environments.
Even a loon like me can see the madness.
Thank fuck I’ve only got 20 years to live.
Well we wouldn’t die without meat – vegetarians don’t die – so let’s be honest about that.
But there’s nothing wrong with eating meat and we have farmed animals for centuries without damaging the planet so their argument is not even believeable.
Have just got interested in wild meat from Suffolk, mallard and pheasant. And I love rabbit stew. Great taste!!!!
Let me tell you of the joys of free venison. Some other fucker whacks out his radiator and light cluster and you get enough free meat for two or three months.
Free food tastes so much better. Ask your MP for further details.
Conejo al ajio………….maravioso!
Ohh don’t remind me!!! – pan y allioli – ensalada , sardinas y vino tinto!!
And I so loved their rabbit in garlic.
And sitting on the clifftop eating a leisurely lunch in the sunshine as you watch the sea!
We can’t get there any more and so miss it!
So we get rid of domesticated ruminants (how? By eating them?), thereby stopping them producing methane. What do we then do about all the non-domesticated ruminants gallumphing across the planet? All those deer, antelope, rabbits, elephants, yaks – you name it. What are we going to do about them, fit them with corks?
Don’t
Give
The
Loons
in
Government
Ideas.
Dear Eng – sometimes you surpass yourself in humour – but it makes me +Laugh+. Thank you.
Nell – I just have to laugh at all this climate change fiasco, or I’d go mental. How on earth stopping meat consumption will help is beyond me (though there are plenty of good arguments for eating less, but better meat), and suggesting that eliminating livestock farming will save the planet is bizarre – as is the assumtion that banning 100W lightbulbs will help much (use the industrial sort sold for mechanic’s inspection lamps instead – they are still freely available, and longer-lasting to boot).
Then we have this Copenhagen junket – hundreds of limmos, hundreds of jet planes, five-star hotels, free prostitutes (see Guido’s ‘Seen Elsewhere’ links), posh nosh, you name it. More Carbon Footprints than the Selby super-pit. Monty Python couldn’t make it up.
The planet will calmly carry on, despite all the panic. So will I.
They have banned Patio Heaters though. Tokenism.
BTW Engineer, I agree that you are a happy Buoy in a leaden sea of doom.
Pity we can’t get rid of the human beings.
Go on then, you first…
On C4 just now, Jon Snow was interviewing delegates arriving for the Copenhagen bollocks. He asked some Asian chap how he got here: “By plane”. Snow: “What about your carbon footprint?”. Asian chap: “Hahahaha!”.
What what? *Ding ding*. Tickets please.
Climate Change for the little people. Not for us important people, it won’t affect us come rain or shower…
I read somewhere that we were sending our delegates in a privately hired passenger jet.
All courtesy of the taxpayer of course. They will be staying in five star hotel accommodation and eating only the finest foods and enjoying hot spa’s and all the comforts of a luxury hotel.
What a wheeze!!!
We have to keep up appearences, even though we are bankrupt.
I suspect the identity of your ‘what what? ding ding!’ person is either ed miliband or andy burnham.
Copenhagen Delegates Arriving in Limousines
http://www.breitbart.tv/videomakers-document-copenhagen-delegates-arriving-in-limousines/
Ha ha, mate. Don’t need to narrow my bandwidth with that crap, son. If they was all peddling the last mile on bicycles, I might have bothered.
Must motor – the old Corsair needs ‘An Italian Tune-up’, geezer.
Watch these wankers arriving all in big gas guzzling limo’s one pulls up outside and gets a fucking bike off the back of his limo so he can look good, the car carries on inside! telegraph headline 1200 LIMO’S 140 PRIVATE PLANES and CAVIAR WEDGES
climate change what fucking climate change ?
Going O/T I think the very least the Beeb could do is cancel their edition of Question Time planned for Thursday in view of the sad & tragic milestone just passed in Afghanistan with the one hundredth death there.
PS
I should have added it’s from Wootton Bassett were they at least know how to respect our Fallen Heroes!
Why should we cancel? The twats volunteered, didn’t they?
FUCK OFF LIE-BORE TROLL !
And you are a hysterical pea-brain.
here is a way to save on your laundry bills:
take your dirty shirts to oxfam, they will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for 50p
Isn’t it easier to get Bullingdon Georgie to do them for free? I thought that was the idea of the fagging system.
We have a far better system
grdnon brwon……a man? who cannot read,write or add up……..
what could possibly go wrong?
The good news is that unemployment data in the USA has dropped down to 10%. The bad news is the unemployment data was compiled by the University of East Anglia.
Sadly, and dreadfully, some of those truly brave soldiers may not have hands for Brown (that well-known author of books on ‘courage’) to shake.
After years of denial the yanks are now on the climate change band waggon (Sky News)
So now expect the”World Police”on climate change to invade a country near you to shut down all your factories !
CHINA BEWARE !
Well we will be ok on that account then, Brown beat them to it.
How are they going to stop people having sex and babies? That will be next on the list after all the livestock is killed.
Two bricks the old fashioned methods are best
The Chinese Managed it !
I’m sure China would be all for that. Largest army in the world plus a huge, barely manageable population that they wouldn’t mind “pruning” amidst all the chaos.
Plus, thanks to their ‘one child’ policy a bizzarely unbalanced male:female ratio. All that testosterone with nowhere to go.
100,000,000 single male Chinese tooled up and pointed in whatever direction they’re told.
We’re going to need a bigger bomb.
More landmines in morecambe bay?
Would you want to be one of a mere 80,000,000 Russian males knowing you shared a border with a country with quite literally 100,000,000 sexually redundant Chinese men?
A country with a spectacular history of mass murder in the last century? No wonder Vlad Putin is making sure the ‘O’ rings on his nukes are upgraded.
Jonah’s Curse Hmmmm?
Is he going to the Copenhagen ‘ anthropogenic’ climate change talks??
Today we must mourn the 100th soldier to die in Afghanistan
My thoughts go out to all those who have died
They are expendable
If I ever meet you down a dark alleyway we’ll find out who’s expendable!
I’m sorry but he comes across as SO insincere – he just says whatever words he thinks will gain HIM sympathy, never mind about the lost life for a lost cause and the grief a family will have to live with for a lifetime.
I SO despise this man and the garbage that he spouts.
He has lost precious things in his life. Our Gold being the main item.
He sold our gold off in a car boot sale ‘come and get it whilst it’s cheap’ Lidl moment, didn’t he??
Mind he has that BOGOF (buy one get one free) air about him doesn’t he? . Unfortunately , his ‘leadership’ has given that label to England as a whole.
Can’t wait for the election and the chance to get rid of him!!!
SIR – In my paper ‘How expendable are we?’ (1980), but yet to be published I, and my team of experts, found that most of us will die.
We pushed live humans under the 7.45 Tunbridge Wells to Waterloo and, man, they bought it. We shoved them off The Forth Bridge with some primitive, elasticy stuff attached to their ankles and, what do you know, they hit the water at one hundred miles per hour, and snuffed it.
We were surprised at how fragile life could be, given the right circumstances.
Anyway, the team disbanded, our work unrecognised. I went on the game and, I believe, they went onto form the embryonic ‘Tears For Fears’, whatever that means.
“Sadly 80 per cent of gun crime in London is “black on black, … ”
- Diane Abbott
Maybe she just doesn’t like a white man pointing out the truth?
What about the other 20% is it black on white
Naaah. White (police) on white blokes with chair legs in carrier bags, South American blokes who run away from nutters with guns… stuff like that.
As a white bloke you’re just as likely to be shot by plod (‘I feared my life was in danger yer honour’) as shot by some dr*ve-by black-on-black colateral damage.
Does anyone else get the feeling that Da Community Leaders In Da Area is concerned only that it is black on black crime? Blac on white crime well that’s open season innit?
This ‘community leader’. Where are the election results posted?
Just a big fat insincere disingenuous crapsack.
The best thing that could happen to him is a stroke….at least he might stop fishmouthing then.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1233896/Blow-Gordon-Brown-senior-government-waste-czars-defect-Tory-party.html
O/T slightly.
4 Senior Govt Advisors have in the last few days abandoned labour for the Tories.
The biggest embarrassment for gordon is Bernard Gray who has battled for most of the labour years to get sense into MoD policies.
He has just resigned, as news of the 100th death in Afghanistan has broken, saying rather tellingly that he is going over to the Tories because’ honesty and leadership are the necessary principles of government’
No they realise that if they stay put they’ll be out of a job come next year !
as with all these selfish self centered bastards they only think of number one !
Well you are so right about that – some of the higher civil servants and these elected members of the westminster village really are self serving little piggies who will happily serve whichever master is likely to pay them their excessive pay and perks!!!!
About six weeks ago, the Jonah visited my part of the country (I didn’t know about it at the time, or I’d have taken a holiday). It hasn’t stopped raining since.
One of his stops was a large factory up the road a bit where they make wings for Airbuses. So next time you fly anywhere, insist on a Boeing just to be on the safe side.
‘It hasn’t stopped raining since.’
Start building an ark in case the same fate as cocker mouth befalls your area.
He only went there because of the Cape Cod memories the name triggered.
Is there a Dickyarse in Cumbria?
I had the pleasure of listening to Brown’s ‘speech’ this morning on 5-live as I was stuck in a traffic jam. The twat droned on and on, fumbling over the simplest words, his monotone delivery uninspiring, his message unfathomable to me. I managed to pick out the odd word or phrase – “citizens” was quite prominent, as was “third tier public services” or something, whatever the fuck that means.
Through my open window, I could hear the radio in the car next to me in the queue at the traffic lights. The driver was listening to 5-live also. He could hear mine, both of us were listening to Gordon Brown. He, like me, had a stunned look on his face, struggling to comprehend that this complete and utter tosser is actually the Prime Minister of this country. Nothing needed to be said, but as the lights changed he looked at me and said “May just can’t come quick enough, mate”
Looks like Jenson Button is fucked next season.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/07/article-0-07823E93000005DC-590_468x517.jpg
The one eyed mong shakes his hand. He’s fucked.
http://www.cfact.tv/2009/12/07/lord-monckton-on-climategate-at-the-2nd-international-climate-conference/
Monkton has balls the size of Mars. At least 1 person desving of the title “Lord”.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/dec/07/copenhagen-obama-climate-change
So Obama is attending the copenhagen climate change talks on their very last day Friday 18th Dec.
Guess we can expect an announcement tomorrow from gordon that he will be attending on that day as well.
Soon after that we shall see reports of him trailing omaha around the summit like some rejected poodle and then chasing him through the kitchens as omaha tries to avoid him.
Another embarrassing spectacle for England.
I wonder if the one eyed jock mong will try to shag Barry’s leg?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wvoLtwni0kc/R-sKpM9d2RI/AAAAAAAAP_Q/gOyK34leIos/s400/dog+hump+leg.JPG
Poor Jensen Button – he’s pictured in the DT actually shaking hands with McDoom!
That’s him crashed and burnt at the first corner, then.
Hasn’t he already cursed certain aspects of the World Cup as well ??
I slept like a baby last night
Pissed the bed 3 times
You mistake yourself – You are gordon!!
Journalism now at an all time record low:
“Climate Change Raises Antarctica Sea Levels “
Oh dear!!! – it is being reported in scientific journals at the moment that the decline in the ozone hole is contributing to the icing up of antarctica!!!
You had to make a full list of these! Should add a counter!
Everybody who has been near Gordon Brown says he smells of shit. Apparently he sticks his fingers down the back of his trousers and shoves them up his arse (for comfort when he’s fretting). He’s a sick evil bastard.
You really haven’t got anything intelligent to say, have you?
ME NEITHER , DARLIN xxxx . LET’S FUCKIN PARRTEEEE !!!!!
Yahoooooo E x .
HAS THE AIDS SPREAD TO YOUR BRAIN LOVE?
OK , Thingy .
Get ur bonce in gear , read stuff an then come back at me when u got somethin to say , darlin x .
I’ll be waitin , dork .
E x .
Weeeer awl dooooooooomd
Silly Billy.
I for one do not believe that the sea going to rise 1.4 metres and overtake my home.
Neither do I believe that I must stop eating meat or I am going to be doomed.
I think the doom merchants of the University of East Anglia would be more believeable and successful making cartoons for Disney , but they sure are not any good as bono fide climatologists and scientists!!!!
I remember at school in the sixties and seventies, the doom merchants reckoned we would run out of oil thirty years ago
But I predict this: since the rich and powerful love to frolic at sea level, a tax will be levied on those who had the sense to build on higher ground
So when did Brown shake President Omaha’s hand?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/copenhagen-climate-change-confe/6755201/Copenhagen-climate-summit-Barack-Obama-given-power-to-cut-greenhouse-gases.html
The American president takes powers to crucify industry and sign up to an agreement that more than half his country rejects, just as the UN announces an inquiry into climategate and the American airwaves are filled with the voice of scientific dissent.
Is the American President competing for the title of “Maximum Imbecile”?
Or is he desperate to balance his budget with a carbon tax, hoping that the gullible public will fall for it?
Watch him being outmanouevred by the Chinese.
Guido,
I predict Jenson Button will not retain his title next year, see link;
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1233940/Jenson-Buttons-girlfriend-Jessica-Michibata-shows-enviably-long-legs-F1-champion-wins-spate-awards.html
Darling was at the awards ceremony too
Expect Jenson’s pad in Monte Carlo to be repossessed before too long.
The man who masturbates into a cash register,
Will soon come into a lot of money.
You must be loaded, tosspot.
The man that masturbates to the tune of ‘The Gay Gordons’ and then takes the time to splatter a 6′ x 4′ poster of our great leader, is the man that is ready for leadership.
Just seen McMental on 10′oClock News…he was nearly weeping putting on his fake concern !!
sorry late on this just finished working to pay for all our new comers .did you see Brown move his left hand to his right to stop it shaking on sky
just watched it again right on left ,should go home and not to the pub ar well fuck um.spend it if you can
Maybe Count von Stauffenberg has got to him as well.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/dec/07/public-sector-bbc-salaries-policy
gordon says he is going to cut salaries of high level westminster earners .
I doubt that applies to his supporters like liam byrne the treasury chief secretary who is supporting his high spending policies or:
bill cockburn the chairman of the senior salaries review board who is supporting gordon’s excessive increases in salaries!!!!!
The Truth is – gordon is saying he is reducing costs whilst he is approving massive increases in salaries and benefits for any elected member and civil servant that will swear allegiance to him!!!!
Hmmmmm
Hmmmm indeed!!!!
What Gordon says and what Gordon does are different things
A couple of months ago: Tory cut this Tory cut that
Sadly our media go along with this pathetic egomaniac
And his party, too feeble to raise the knife themselves
Jesus, I’ve just seen the Panorama programme on the Flippin’ Chipmunks attempts to get the retards of Salford to vote for her once again.
What *is* that wierd humming thing she does all about? Are there any psychiatrists in the house able to offer an opinion? Preferably a BACP registered one – we don’t want just any old media whore pretending to be one for the publicity.
How petty of you to focus on someones mannerisms rather than the persons character.
Better to focus on her mannerisms than her attempts to avoid paying capital gains tax !!
Surely better to focus and then allow for range and wind direction.
Whoops
I’ve upset Charlotte Gore
http://charlottegore.com/2009/12/05/rod-liddle-has-shit-for-brains.html
Nah, momentary sense of humour failure that’s all. You’ve no idea the sort of proper psychos I’ve been dealing with.
Mind you, no death threats, so that’s a plus.
Why are you joining the gramscofabianazis in their witch-hunt of Rod Liddle you silly, naive woman?
All he did was dare speak the truth and challenge the PC orthodoxy of enforced multi-cultism.
charlotte gore = useful idiot
I wouldnt want my daughter living in London. Fact.
Any white person still living in London is either too poor to move out, too stupid, or just likes living dangerously.
Im sick of people knocking on my front door asking for donations. A woman came around from the sperm bank, I didnt half give her a mouthfull
Can you write my speeches for me as well ?
The Copenhagan Conference =
140 private passenger jets
1200 stretch limousines
How many bodyguards of people who none of us want protected??
How many five star hotel rooms??
How much caviar??
And on and on……………………………..
And sorry I forgot to say :
How much Hot Air??
How long’s this site bin goin , darlin ???
E x .
Typing cause much CO2 does it?
Nell
Carbon footprints are very small.
In other words they are only for the little people.
Ken Livingstone’s gone to Copenhagen, of course… I’d have more respect for him if he sold his arse down the Dilly to maintain his lifestyle.
Prezza struts his stuff on Newsnight re GW!
Good ol’ fishbait himself. John ‘Plankton’ Prescott. Proof that a man can turn being an elaborate life-support system for an arsehole into a career.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_03/Presc_468x705.jpg
MoD spent £90,000 on legal challenge to soldiers’ compensation
The Ministry of Defence spent more than £90,000 on a failed legal attempt to claw back £57,000 from two wounded servicemen.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/defence/6753071/Justice-for-Wounded-injured-troops-to-get-larger-compensation-payments.html
Jim Sensenbrenner bitch slaps Prezza on NewsNight about Copenhagen!!
Accuses UK gov of creative financials in response to Prezza’s boast about UK growth and using less energy in last 8 years.!!
Move along. Nothing to see here.
Did you notice how prescott started muttering when , repulican pointed out plants need CO2 , somthing very odd about complete lack of verifyable science , that Labour keep throwing out
(Leaked School report for little devils, somewhere in Siberia.)
We are particulary pleased with our creation, Gordon Brown. He has surpassed expectations. Slightly disappointed that his mental capacity didn’t develop beyond age 7, however delighted at the destruction he’s caused to Britain.
Long may he rain on you.
Brown is a creation of the Frankfurt School. Those creatures intent on destroying Western civilisation must be very pleased with him.
Well OK, but we started it!
QT sounds promising this week:
‘Question Time stirs fears Wootton Bassett will become a political battleground.’
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6946700.ece
My bruvver was telling me of the chat he gets with these double and triple amputees up in Selly Oak. The dry gag from the 18, 19 and 20-something-year-old amputees is ‘You should have seen the guy next to me…’
Wootton Basset does.
Another reason to despise the imbecility of the Bush/Blair/Brown axis of idiocy presents itself. I had a front line view on 9/11. I was literally 200 yards away from the WTC when it all kicked off. And I and my young children did stand and watch people jumping out of buildings 300 metres high to get away from the fire. And my mood was (and remains) most despondant at the evil at large in the world. And I would have (and probably still would) with a song in my heart have cleansed Saudi Arabia with the healing light of many thermo-nuclear warheads the very next day. But, at the time, I was persuaded that this was just a few ‘extremists’ hanging out in a fucked up country and it is there we should direct our anger.
Okay. You guys have got the phone-taps….
But when the fuckers started getting uppity about Iraq I knew they spoke with forked tongue.
ANd it is this insane adventure into Iraq against all evidence and reason that has turned their ‘righteous’ war in the ST*N into such a clusterfuck. Why would anybody remain committed to the war in the ST*N when you so clearly lied about your motivation for the Iraq war?
You evil, lying, warmongering, fucking, fucking bastards.
Bush/Blair/Brown managed to turn a PR victory against the religion of peace into a PR catastrophe by going a war too far for no other reason than Bush’s idiocy, Blair’s desire to have a Falklands all of his own and Brown’s desire to go along with any lunacy in order to keep close to power.
What a fucking fuck-up.
Man is such a disappointment. What a waste of the gift of consciousness.
Who are you calling conscious? Did you call my pint a puff?
Totally agree, and feel your pain. Frustration is soon to be resolved.
jgm2. I also was there at the WTC when the first plane hit,and i thought “Wow,what a clusterfuck”
Fella, I was gawking out of my 32nd floor corner appartment, views of WTC on my left and Statue of Liberty to the front when the second plane flew right by my face and whacked into the second tower and decided that now was not the time to be in a sky scraper waiting for a third plane.
‘Kiiiiiiids…. We’re leaving.’
Luckily years of evacuation training from working in fucked up Arab and African countries taught me to bring the passports. Mind you – we’d have had a fucking long wait for the UK government to make good on all the taxes we’ve paid before and since evacuation-wise. In fact if we were relying on the UK government we’d still be there. The useless fuckers.
breaking news; all trees and crops to be arrested for inhaling illegal co2
Final day at Copenhagen to be declared ‘Hold your breath for half an hour for your grandchidren Day’
dont get me started this lot give the Eco movement a bad name !! besides it was probebly for EUSSR co2 tax evasion .
Climate Change utter bullshit.
McMentalist fucking up the economy,absolutely true.
Selling us down the river to the EUSSR,absolutely true.
McMental spouting his savings today,utter bullshit.
Class war with the conservatives,utter bullshit,he is electioneering at the taxpayers expense.
Another soldier killed in Kairsey land,another load of bullshit from our glorious leader,that we feel your pain.
He is and always will be an arsehole of a scottish mafia who are intent on destroying the uk in pursuit of the scottish dream of getting even with England.
Notice how he needed his sprogs to be born in scotland,says a lot doesn’t it.
The man is a deluded arsehole of a scottish so called PHd in the subject of the liebour party.
Who cares a shit about the liebour party and its origins,what people really care about is what is going to happen to them from now on.
Am afraid that people are going quite soon to find out exactly what what this liebour party is all about.
This party is going to turn out to be the Biggest Disaster The Liebour Party has faced in its entire history.
All I say is roll on the election and put this bunch of marxist nutters to oblivion were they belong.
Afraid not,old bean. In the dirtiest election we’ve probably ever known,the tory toff attack is going to be labours most effective weapon. They have no other.
But it will ring a bell with a large number of voters,and the likelihood is either a narrow tory majority,or a hung parliament.
Get your bet on now.
Roger Roger. Class war is all the incompetent, economy wrecking incompetent Labour imbecile have got left.
A far cry from the 200+ majority days of ‘third-way’ Blair with his soaring inclusive rhetoric.
‘Thiiiiiiiings can only get Betteeeeeerr….’
Remember that? 12 years later and a golden economy has been de-bagged, arse-fucked, arse-fucked again and then left lying there in a degraded foetal position and all the incompetent Labour fuckwitteria can offer by way of explanation is the age-old rapists excuse of ‘She was asking for it’.
Dressed like that with her crotchless low interest rates and her double-D see-through house-price increases.
The trashy bitch was begging for it.
We’re not to blame. The Americans made me do it.
I couldn’t help myself. I’m not in control of my emotions.
Tell it to the marines motherfuckers.
Look at those 645 weirdos,man. Would you trust any one of them with your first born stardust creation,or your stash? Tune in,turn on and drop out to the cool aid acid test that is Screaming Lord Pearson and his one trick pony performing circus.
It’s the future,man.
Enjoyed the trumpet and choir at copenhagen , graphic of web spun ball was interesting , yet behind all the important words and foreign representatives , those with a more thinking mind , are wondering where is the data ?? It is no use giving people super spin , when any challenge to it is being subverted . The margin of error is important as well as the basic science , but then it is called climate change and not man made climate change conference .
I spat out my cornfalkes on one shows attack on meat eating , anything living is recyclable , a jet air plane just puts heat and CO2 out , the analogy that by giving up meat on a monday over the year you save the equivalent CO2 of an air flight, is misleading and confusing , as you cant eat a jet passenger liner , nor does a cow live on a diet of kerosene . you want methane try finding out how much a rice paddy in the tropics creates!! where do they get there research from ??
Darling announces new lend to business fund , Cw wants to know how bad it now is , turns out RBS has government underwrite on dodgey loans most of which are erm overseas !! way to go , so tax payer is now held by the balls on success of sand economy las vegas , that may not be so popular if cost of air flight rockets . But then Darling rambles on about wanting a complete change in UK finance , so having racked up the debt he now wants whole thing around debt to change . Cw is still waiting for ruins 4 years to pay half off idea . urenco and ports , he is must be joking, just devious and lying about the situation .
ruin becomes head of crapitalism , oh yes anyone earning more than him , will have to make sacrifices , can you see mark thompson having a nice day when hes told £750,000 is to come of his salary , or wrossy having to hand back £15 million , i cant believe it , Vat reduction hasnt worked , small business fund flop, mortgage rescue fund flop meanwhile everyone struggleing gets charges screws by bank while govt gives them bounuses , by any stretch of the imagination , its been browns bumbleing botch all along hasnt it really.
£45mn a day going to EU and thats due to go up , and he wants to have a go a pensioners allownaces , now hes ruined the economy . you couldnt make it up ! makes moving speech about 100th soldier , yet head teacher who topped her self due to stasi school inspection doesnt get a mention .
What a miserable fearfull debt ridden country labour have made , i really am so looking forward to post wed , oh there will be all the cockwaffle from copenhagen and barry obama is now due to visit on last day .
your nicked !
Good post, only part that was incorrect is where you say `Labour` have made.
The truth is the Tories played a big part in this with Heath getting the EU ball rolling on a lie of a trade agreement. It is the EU wing of the NWO that now directs much of the propaganda turning us into slaves.
Playing party politics with this issue completely misses the point and targets what they want you to target, rather than the real directors of the whole corrupt system much higher up in the banking world.
It alows them to play the red/blue revolving door, where people think they will get `change` yet all they get is a continuation of what went before, on the critical issues.
It’s time to dump cheerleading party politics and look outside of the propagandised party box.
The Great Slug has just met and praised Jenson Button for his efforts in winning the Formula 1 World Championship. No chance of a repeat performance in 2010 then!!!
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