Byrne Gets His Numbers Wrong
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Guido chuckled at the following exchange he had with a Tory insider:
Tory: “What’s Labour’s position on the Syria crisis?”
GF: “They say you should be talking to Russia.”
Tory: “Labour have been saying that since 1945.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Lazy. Slack. Incompetent.
Nadine Dorries lays into Slapper Sally Bercow
Nadine Dorries, a Tory MP who opposed Mr Bercow’s selection as Speaker, said: “We desperately need to restore both authority and respect to Parliament. What this interview has done is remove any painstaking progress Parliament has made and reduced the Speaker and his office to that of a laughing stock. How can we ask the people to trust us, when the man who holds us to account has such poor judgment that he allowed his wife to give such an appalling self obsessed interview?”
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6942945.ece
O yes said the woman who employed both her daughters in the commons.No lecture from prissy Nadine please.Just have to throw up now.
Pay the back tax Zac!
Pay the back tax Zac!
Pay the back tax Zac!
Pay the back tax Zac!
Pay the back tax Zac!
Pay the back tax Zac!
Can’t we all just agree that Dadine Dorres is mental and start ignoring her?
Will she be on Question Time again, soon.
Labour need a lift.
I don’t see how Mr Bercow could have stopped Mrs Bercow. She is six feet tall and he is three.
He should have called on Carla Bruni for assistance – she is patron of DwarfAid.
“he allowed his wife to give such an appalling self obsessed interview?”
Which I suppose demonstrates that being self obsessed does not necessarily make you self aware.
‘Allowed’,the woman does what she want.All women agree on this.
Don’t often agree with her but she’s right on there.
Shorty should be giving his Mrs a Speaking too after that one – if he’s not humiliated by that then well, he should be!
I really really do hope that Farage wins.
Just to see the look on that little bercs face.
My Hero Nigel
How much did that cost?
You really want Farrago? Half of the music hall duo Farrago and Fondlebum – heirs to Hinge & Bracket. Please – anyone but Farrago, even Esther Rancid.
“he allowed his wife to give such an appalling self obsessed interview?”
Because, of course, being a woman, she has to get her husband’s permission before she does ANYTHING…
Someone send this to Harriet Harman, just to see the expression on her face!
Mr Squeaker is what is commonly known as a “mopper upper”
The sort of male that marries some old slapper when everybody else has had a ride on it
Fucking wanker
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1232914/Sally-Bercow-I-binge-drinking-ladette-drank-bottles-wine-day-night-stands.html
New Westminster tongue twister:
‘flipper the kipper who is now the skipper, with silly sally the sozzled sloppy slapper’.
Good Theatre-Advertisement for the pair at Westminster:
The Flipper and Slapper Show–for one night only.
Blame the typist I always do.
It’s a Labour PR, it’s bound to be all over the MSM verbatim tomorrow.
Pay the back tax Zac!
Pay the back tax Zac!
Pay the back tax Zac!
Pay the back tax Zac!
Pay the back tax Zac!
Oh put a sock in it Mr Chippy
Why – most relevant message this week.
Loser
Scrap the credits. Don’t take the tax off the poor in the first place.
It is very inefficient, cruel and immoral to overtax poor people, then force them to fill in very intrusive forms detailing their private financial information just to allow them to claim THEIR OWN EARNED MONEY back.
I have never ever claimed working family tax credit as I find the whole concept to be both cruel and humiliating.
If you want to help the poor. Don’t fucking tax them in the first place!!!
+++THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE+++
Tell that Miss Turd Hat his posts are a so repeTATtive.
Yes!
take a look at today’s little announcement from Myners.
approx 5,000 people to be paid over £1million this year.
£100 (approx) per person living here
OR – The national average wage for 200,000 people
OR – 10% pay rise for 2,000,000 people on average wage.
so;
- how many pension funds have been plundered to pay for this?
- how many ordinary people will live in poverty as a result?
plus – look at the RBS Bonus Pool of £1.5 billion:
that’s the jobs of 60,000 people on average wages
or a 10% pay rise for 600,000 people!
and this is just one bank!
The Bankers would not have a job if they hadn’t been rescued with tax payer money.
This move by RBS Directors is wholly mistimed. Like the staff will find it easy to secure another better job right now. They just couldn’t wait a year could they?
works for me, and ensures that there aren’t people employed to take money, and then more people employed to try to give some back
That’s the problem, we need to find a new mass employer, farming anyone?
Hear, hear!
I have to claim these pissy credits in order to make ends meet, AND have to deal with the ridiculous re-claiming procedures when they accidentally give me too much.
They take it off me in my payslip, give it back to me via tax credits and then take it back via a direct tax charge.
Just how many fucking civil servants is that keeping in a job? Scrap the whole fucking thing and STOP OVERTAXING THE LOW-PAID.
Pay the back tax Zac!
Pay the back tax Zac!
Pay the back tax Zac!
Pay the back tax Zac!
Loser No 2
Ah, yes: Working Families Tax Credit [sic].
Whose bright idea was that, then?
Gives Gordon millions of extra votes. Bulk of the 25% probably. Forgot to tell those without kids he was depressing wagws at the same time.
If the tax credits were to be scrapped, and replaced with greater tax breaks, we would need another system to run in parallel to give folk regular reminders of how generous Labour was being to them.
nice one
So how would you fund essential services such as education and health?DOH!
HN:
What is the point in taking money off the poor then giving them it back via a middleman DOH!!
It gives me a little something to do?
Hear hear!
If you didn’t tax them in the first place, how could the government justify it’s army of pen and paper shuffling d1cks? Labour love make-work schemes.
But that’s the simple common sense solution, they needed the ‘third way’, aka the one that employs the most liebour voters.
Too right Mr Ned. A bit too big a dose of common sense for the shower of bastards in charge though.
Be careful, you’ll have the bureaucrats after you for wanting to make their jobs redundant. It’ll be like being savaged by a mob armed with pitchforks made of jelly. In triplicate!
It’s a typo. What’s Gideon Wallpaper’s excuse?
Are these really the talking points or are you making these up yourself?
Miss Turd Hat,
Please to address an actual issue, maybe thinking would help, no?
Listen Miss Turd Hat, get to a point any point.
Jimmy,Jimmy, Jimmy I have told you before you can drink here as long as you don’t upset the other customers with your misserable jock humour.
Your fucking barred.
Miss Turd Hat,
Please to pull neck in pointless faux fan.
Leave Tat alone fake Jimmy. He called me a warrior.
Miss Turd Hat suits it though.
He certainly smells like a fishwife.
Are we back to talking about Bullingdon Georgie?
No, Jimmy piddle.
They’re just so bad at it, aren’t they? Can’t even get the lies properly typed. Incompetent (incontinent?) pricks.
New Labour forgot that a spell checker only checks spelling, not lies.
Liam forgot to mention that George Osborne and the Tories plan to kill all first-born children in order to destroy public services and finance huge tax cuts for Old Etonians.
Yes indeed poor people listen up – if the Tories win THEY WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN and RAPE YOUR GRANDMOTHERS. They will also gas all the nice immigrants and declare war on Germany.
Be easier to declare war on France.
How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
No one knows – it’s never been tried.
Never heard of the Paris Commune then?
Joke – not to be taken (too) seriously!
But then Thiers moved in a suppressed it. Civil War 1871, frog on frog fire.
yeah they surrendered.
No that was the British in Basra.
Who was he then?
Even the French could defend against the Germans. You just put up traffic lights on the border and lock them on red. I’ve seen it work for hours on German streets.
Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees ?
So the German army can march in the shade.
Oh right. So it’s not all bad news then.
gets my vote, think gran was cremated though so that’s gonna be tough…
Go figure
Mr Ned: we need all this mind bending bureaucracy to keep people in pointless jobs!
And if you can remember the ‘working with Liam Byrne’ pompus crap he wrote as guidance his staff, this error means that someone will get a HUGE bollocking.
Skinny Cappuccino at 11am, not 10:59 or 11:01, 11am
Fresh vegetable soup at 12am etc etc
Odorous fucker
come te revolution
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/nov/17/liam-byrne-minister-diva-news
Divo. He is genderally challenged
The only fruitful way of ‘working with Liam Byrne’ would be to stuff his exactly proportioned coffee down his trousers at just the hour he so carefully specified.
And we have to pay for this arrogant, walking heap of shit!
Civil servants ignoring his typos and errors to get back at his self important control freakery.
What a prick.
If civil servants take revenge on pricks then Bullingdon Georgie has problems coming (and I have heard thats true as well).
Byrne the Labour “Attack Dog”?
Not only does he look bloody stupid……..
This gobshite is an MP here in Birmingham,I would estimate 60 percent of his consituents are unemployed/disabled,mostly of pakistani origin.Of the remainder all would be in receipt of one benefit or another mostly tax credits or single slags allowance.2nd highest rate of heroin abuse in the midlands,crime figures appalling and the entire area is a grotty third worldesque shithole.
Well Done Liam (value added points for him being slow witted)
Wow, MP for Hodge Hill. Classy. One of the most corrupt constituencies in the nation.
The ghetto of East Birmingham has more postal voters than it does constituents!
Byrne gets his words wrong as well as his numbers.
The word is REMUNERATION not RENUMERATION.
There is no such word as renumeration, you pillock.
What a dated early 1970s slogan it truly is:
NEW LABOUR
NEW BRITAIN
Of course, the word CAMPS should be inserted after the word LABOUR
(and can anyone tell me whats new about Labour after almost 13 years of bad luck for “New” Britain)
Surely even Handy Mandy and Corporal Campbell can do better than that?
In 1979 the Tory slogan was LABOUR ISN’T WORKING and it still isn’t.
Has it ever?
Next May can’t come soon enough for this bunch of appalling individuals, or us.
What’s Tony Blair getting for a birthday present?
The humiliation of Gordon Brown.
I’d rather see the humiliation of the Black Queen first.
Can we just abolish income tax already?!
History of Income Tax: http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/education-zone/secondary-history.htm
Established to fund the Napoleonic Wars. They’re over, aren’t they?
So we should either:
a) Abolish Income Tax
b) Start a war with France. Followed by the abolition of Income Tax when they surrender.
Problem. Retrospective legislation is wrong and the French are bound to surrender before we can make the declaration of war.
Tiger Woods is driving through Ireland to go to the K Club and stops for petrol.
He walks up to the till and asks the shop assistant for 30€ of petrol and the man asks Tiger if he would like him to put the petrol in for him, so Tiger lets him
The man starts putting the petrol in the car and Tiger bend down to tie his lace and a tee falls out of his pocket.
“What’s that?” asks the man
“It’s a tee to put your balls on while your driving” explains Tiger
“Wow BMW thinking of fucking everything!” replies the man.
Groan
bzzzzzzz….hesitation, deviation and repetition.
This Ber cow woman – what an amazing thing to reveal – so drunk she screws anyone,so drunk she’s comatose on the tube.
And now this thing occupies a building which I pay for.
And this is just the stuff she chose to reveal!
As we always say on this site – you simply couldn’t make it up.
Miss Turd Hat,
Jimmy is scared now leave him alone!
‘Tiger bends down to tie his shoelace’ and gets promptly spit roasted by a couple of passing priests.
An iron in the Tiger is worth two in the Bushmills,to be sure.
BTW – moderators out in force tonight!
funny
Anyone see Brown saying Goodbye to the Pakistani PM at the doors of No 10?
Hilarious – his guest starts to put his hand forward to shake Brown’s hand (the mere thought makes me shudder).
Brown looks away at his next guest and goes to shake HIS hand,the Pakistani PM takes the insult and steps off on to the pavement and Brown then looks at him with a bizarre twitch.
The drugs don’t work.
Civil servants call him “Shakey” Byrne because he struggles to get to grasp with the issues.
He certainly seems to have a grasp of the tissues, the wanker.
soon be tissues !
This is a great site
At least at Eton they daren’t get their sums wrong.
Is that three wacks or four vicar?
depends how much each ‘whack’ costs
With Mandy running the country and Ali Campbell now directing PMQ’s, what fucking use is that propped up meathead in No. 10 for?
bcos he is the masthead / figure head.
the public face of liebore
means the other creeps can do their stuff relatively unmolested.
oh how i would love to molest the whining fuckers
couldn’t they be trapped in a lovers embrace? – depending on who’s shaggin who – and then left locked togethr – ykno like dogs.
Fulfils the same function as P R Puff and Bullingdon Georgie – lets the plebs think they know whos in charge.
Most of us wouldn’t let Brown be in charge of a fucking whelk stall.
Not much from jgm2 today, isn’t it?
whoosh !
Yep, I’ve walked into Parliament, the debate in here is about as concise! Frankly the sooner we get to election the sooner we hear the same shit different day from the blues not the reds!
Gives me all the faith in invesment bankers to know Mr byrne is helping to make it up .
Lord myners , darling , blowing wind on bounus culture for bankers getting a bit of ground laid for next week ,”it was nae me ” Ally campbell is back and we all know it starts with a deft abrasive rebuttals and ends in weeping spads !!
CW is in the shed gently honing his blade , to mozart , ready to for the spin , no use telling us all your unhappy with Labour EUSSR now in the city , that I once believed worked for the free voting people of the UK .
The ruin and peter cannot put off answering the questions now .
Re scientists not forcing MPs decisions on climate change CW thinks the science is not so difficult to understand , but for a moment let us not think of global warming or more accurately heating , if the argument is that we should not do anything and carry on as useual and just cope with the effects , that assumes that you know what the effects will be . Life is dependent not just upon temperature but upon enviroment , certain complex organisms can only survive in certain enviroments , you dont find wilder beast in the dessert as there aint no grass , you dont find large fish in the dead sea as it doesnt support nutients .
start damaging eco systems and whole layers of life cannot function , the anaology that polar bears will become brown bears , is very different to polluting rivers and land , one is change the other is toxic , toxic that eventually gets into the food chain , toxic that affects other life forms that eventually comes back to us .
science is telling us a lot about that , MPs seem to overlook it as though the things we dont dont have affects !
Have you see Alex Smith’s interview of Caroline Flint on LieBore list?
There has been a terrible outbreak of honesty in all the fluff and ‘we can win the next election’ nonsense. Among the Gems are Alex asking:
” Can you see how that might look if you’re a vulnerable Prime Minister with a propensity for paranoia? ”
and her comment
” Seeing my name on a list of cabinet members made me feel a bit of a fraud”
Well, we can all empathise with both of those.
Well Liam is only a Treasury Minister and, as we all know, sums ain’t a strong point there
Liam Byrne, the SOB no-one would ever tire of punching squarley in his smug gob.
New game for Christmas.
The Liam Byrne ‘Twat Slap’.
‘It’s the right thing to do’
Fun for all the family.
Available at all good high street stores.
Another day, another U-Turn
I really couldn’t believe my ears this morning when I heard some twat saying that in order to reduce global warming we should be funding contraception. Apparently unwanted children are causing global warming. Unwanted children are causing women to remain poor. Surely if these people didn’t have so many “unwanted” children they would spend the money on things like fridges, cars etc – which we were told adds to global warming. Duh!
So it would seem it’s not cars and air travel that is the cause of global warming after all – it’s children. You couldn’t make it up could you. It sounds like someone jumping on the current bandwagon to get funding for contraception which is free in the UK anyway!!!!!
They don’t just get numbers ‘wrong’, they get everthing wrong.
The pure evil that is Labour produces nothing but misery.
This below is the indicator of ultimate success or failure.
‘Britain’s children are the unhappiest in the West, according to a Unicef study of 21 industrialised countries.
Not only do they drink the most, smoke more and have more sex than their peers, they rate their health as the poorest, dislike school more and are among the least satisfied with life. Their relative poverty, the lack of time spent eating meals with their parents and mistrust of classmates mean that Britain languishes at the bottom of the wellbeing league table. As a result, says Jonathan Bradshaw, one of the authors of Report Card 7: an Overview of Child Wellbeing in Rich Countries, Britain is a “picture of neglect”.
Lie your way out of that one you child abusing creeps!
Perhaps if the parasites paid back their ill-gotten gains…
PARASITES: http://eotp.wordpress.com/?s=parasite
The giraffesque Mrs Bercow apparently leaves her pint on John’s head while the wee man puts that devious tongue to good use. Ordure!
I will fuck nything. Give er ere.
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