+ + + Derek Draper Allowed to Practise Psychotherapy + + +
Official BACP statement here:
Derek Draper said: “I made clear to the BACP Appeal Panel my deep regret over the political email scandal I was involved in and apologise to my fellow BACP members and the general public for what was, undoubtedly, a stupid mistake. I have given guarantees to BACP that I will never be involved in such controversy again. I will carry out all my activities – inside my consulting room and outside it – in a careful and dignified way that ensures the public’s trust in me as a psychotherapist will not be undermined. In addition, my qualifications and experience will be listed clearly and in detail on my website (see below). BACP was right to respond to the legitimate queries it received but I am glad that the panel, having considered all the evidence, including my regret and these commitments, decided that it was fair and just that I should remain a member of the Association.”
Derek Draper has the following qualifications: An M.A. in Psychology from the American Psychological Association accredited Wright Institute in Berkeley* (2004) and a second M.A. in the Foundations of Psychoanalytic Psychotherapy from the Tavistock Centre, London / Essex University (2009). The former was the result of three years full time study, the latter of two years of part-time study. As part of his first M.A. he undertook an extensive clinical training, undertaking over 1500 hours of supervised clinical work with different client populations and therapeutic modalities.
Guido has heard a rumour that Draper intends to write a follow up to his “First Hundred Days“, with the title “New Labour’s Last 100 Days”. Draper did not return Guido’s calls…
*Guido will eat his blog if shown genuine pictures of Derek at the award ceremony for his Wright Institute M.A.
Derek Draper said: “I made clear to the BACP Appeal Panel my deep regret over the political email scandal I was involved in and apologise to my fellow BACP members and the general public for what was, undoubtedly, a stupid mistake. I have given guarantees to BACP that I will never be involved in such controversy again. I will carry out all my activities – inside my consulting room and outside it – in a careful and dignified way that ensures the public’s trust in me as a psychotherapist will not be undermined. In addition, my qualifications and experience will be listed clearly and in detail on my website (see below). BACP was right to respond to the legitimate queries it received but I am glad that the panel, having considered all the evidence, including my regret and these commitments, decided that it was fair and just that I should remain a member of the Association.”











The worlds gone mad!
Well he was at Berkely or was that ‘in’ Berkely or maybe….Oh well the bus passed through Berkely at some point.
I think it’s a bit like a friend of mine who tells everyone she went to Brookes College, Oxford….
Harold MacMillan planted a tree to honour the change from Oxford CFE to Oxford Polytechnic, now the University Of Oxford That Is Not THAT University Of Oxford.
I know this, as my older brother has the sign that commemorated this fine act.
Education, ejukasion, ejooccasion.
The Perishers… B.A. Calcutta (failed).
As someone who went to a series of Brit Polytechnic Art Schools (once the best in the world) and who has contact with India, MB has a point for once.
The Anglo-influenced Indian middle classes (who benefitted from an old-school UK education) will soon arrive and blow the Brits into oblivion.
Even the Public school educated in the UK will feel the very chill winds of competition for the best jobs…
Look tell Sally to stop it will you.
James Gulliver, and Sally Illman also attended the palces where they claim to have got their degrees. They did not buy them off T’Internet unlike some!
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well , all right, he read about Berkely on the internet and thought it sounded good–
I’m thru for today.
Just ask the institute if he qualified
info@wi.edu
Mmmm…
Kate Garraway, we did have fun times.
Surely practice not practise?
do fuck off you cupid stunt!
L is for Labour
L is for Lies
L is for Labour
L is for Lice
Fucking hell, where do I sign up?
No CRB check either?
Lovely.
If we win next year’s General Election ( assuming Pete Mandelson has n’t toppled Gordon and proclaimed himself Omnipotent Emperor of the Northern Hemisphere ) EVERYONE who did not vote Liebour will have to be CRB checked.
C is for CRAP
C is for Conservatives
Very poor trolling
L is for Labour
L is for Corruption
Oh.
Stupid fucking Labour school system.
I hate the Labour Party.
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A MILLION DEFFS IS A STATISTYQK
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Ha haaaa Eileen – when I just got back and saw the headline my comment was going to be:
IT’S OFFICIAL – the world has gone mad!
Great minds eh.
You could not make this tripe up could you?? I shall need to keep my psychological house in order so’s I don’t need the likes of Mr Draper (his other half’s back on GMTV – it was quite watchable without her…..in a “I just can’t be arsed to get out of bed and want to watch something instead” kind of way).
I wouldn’t even trust Draper with the practise of masturbation.
Would you trust a dear female member like an aunt in foront of the telly then?
I don’t know, I am just asking the question.
I used to share a bunker booth with Draper.
He wanks more often than I do.
That’s saying something!
‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!
I’m a Tory troll wannabe!
I am Comical Ali (minus the comedy)
You couldn’t hit a barn door with shotgun at five feet Baiter.
Your cod psychology angle is pretty weak too.
Absolutely totally brilliant!
Whatever Draper’s faults at least he appears in public as himself instead of hiding under a stupid tall hat .Anyone who does this must be foolish,ugly or a Tory.
Never forget the “Golden Polling Rule?
In the feeding frenzy that’s followed the Observer MORI poll we’ve seen so-called experts rushing in to pontificate because they thought they had a story. The election was not a foregone conclusion after all.
But there’s an inconvenient truth that you hardly hear mentioned – what PB regulars will know as “The Golden Polling Rule”.
This is that whenever polls have been tested against real election results it’s been the survey with Labour in the least favourable position that has been the most accurate.
From PB.
Not really in any of the last few elections check again.
Poll results did not take into account postal voting irregularities and loss of voters registers . when they are factored out above statement is True
They believed him? Oh dear.
No soul is desolate as long as there is a human being for whom it can feel trust and reverence. – George Eliot (Mary Ann Evans), novelist and prig (1819-1880)
So BACP are allowing Drooper to continue practising whatever it is he practises on an innocent, vulnerable & unsuspecting public? Surely that was one of the points of the complaints – that with the ethics of a downmarket whore, Drooper was not the right person to be dealing with the vulnerable? So much for BACP certification – not worth the paper it’s written on.
Bit on a par with Gordon getting a job at a Uni as Head of the Business & Economics Dept!
M.A. = Mandelson’s Arse.
Financial misconduct = Westminster pondlife, all of it, the lot of them…
But isn’t psychotherapy a quack process, regulated by a quack association, staffed with quacks and practiced by quacks?
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck quacks like a duck, then it is a QUACK.
The Tavistock Instutute aka the Tavvy is certainly kosher, but I know nowt about the key first place where he did all his major qualification work…
Will this stop him making ugly babies
Interesting point really. Did they ever figure out who the dad was in the end?
It’s mine. I touch her quim when the camera cuts to Andrew.
You must be a Geordie pet.
Like a black & white guinea pig?
O/T
Gotta lave Darling for overclaiming his mortgage interest payments last month and getting caught.
…and this chump runs the countries finances
JUST RESIGN YOU INCOMPETENT PRICK
There was no intention of wrongdoing and this was solely a techincal error as can happen when one is very busy. I know ‘I have the documents somewhere’ to show that I checked everything however if not ‘you know where to find me.’
Oi !! That’s my fcuking excuse when I get caught !
Yes, it’s London Branch (regulated by the FSA) did all the CDO contracts that caused all the trouble.
It didn’t start in the USA it started in the FSA.
AIG specialized in CDOs, CDS, SIVs, monolines, etc, etc ad nauseum. In fact, they specialized in everything…
I’ll have the Wankton soup and the Cream of Sumyoung-guy please!
That as they say, is all.
Isn’t it?
Everything’s spinning!
The London Head Office of AIG is “credited” with being one of the main drives of CDS. So no, it didn’t all start in America in this case some of it started in London.
It has been quietly announced that the UK government used £62 billion of BoE funds to secretly prop up failed banks.
LloydsTSB shareholders were unaware of this when asked to take over one of those failed banks.
Just one of those little details that are so easy to forget when you’re saving the world……
“It has been quietly announced that the UK government used £62 billion of BoE funds to secretly prop up failed banks. ”
Do remind me Engineer how much the Brown one promised Cockermouth to help clean-up and get back to normal?? £1million wasn’t it?????? This is NOT a system we should be tolerating….
One does scratch ones head a little.
To put it mildly.
Suky thingy the million pounds is only for the initial clean up. Millions more will be spent on re-building. Do check your facts please.
Cockermouth should be given several billions to help it out. All Gordon has to do is print the dosh-dead easy.While he is at it, I would not mind a few billion to have a good holiday.He can afford absolutely anything for anyone. Just print the notes man. By the way, if he had not sold off the gold reserves at a knock down price and we still had it, would there be enough to clear the country’s debts.
Gordooms plan is to print cash on absorbent paper and use it instead of Andrex.
Why haven’t the army put up temporary bridges yet? Surely it’s not beyond the brains of man (who boasts he’s been to the moon) to do this?
Probably down to allowing the floods to subside, the logistics of getting heavy lifting gear in, making safe the remains of the collapsed bridges, securing the services (electricity, gas, water, telecomms, sewerage) that ran across the river on them, and ensuring a good, safe foundation on both sides.
It’ll happen as soon as people can make it happen. The poor sods are flat out inspecting about 1400 other bridges and Gawd knows how many cuttings, embankments and culverts. Give them a chance. The Army can’t do the job without liasing with County Engineers – and they’re a bit busy.
They’d do it if it were anything to do with the Houses of Parliament. The fact is, they’re priorities are skew whiffed, all awry, up the swanee. down the drain, gone to the dogs, away with the fairies!
Do your homework little troll!
It was AIGs London office that started to insure lenders against delinquency.
AIG Financial Products Ltd. Subsidiary, but British Company registered as a bank in London. Technically the FSA”s responsibility to regulate, but it did no banking thus no supervision. The instruments that it sold were technically insurance contracts, but not regulated by relative regulator in London as it was a bank. The company’s sole branch office in U.S. was out of state in hillbilly country, escaping close scrutiny by the U.S. regulators as it was a UK company and not an insurer. AIGFP probably did more damage, from London, than any other single entity in the entire collapse. It was all done from London as that was the place of least scrutiny.
The worst bit of the lot began and finished, not in the U.S. where it was too difficult, but right in the City of London.
It all needed dishonest bankers, and fuckwit regulators, bank CEOs, and parliamentarians. The dishonest would have got little leverage from their own efforts. What was needed to create the biggest financial disaster of all time (and that’s not puff, but my professional opinion), was the unbelievably generous supply of fuckwits. Fuckwits such as yourself.
Master Baiter, like every member of New Labour, you do not get economics, do you?
The government lends to the banks at 0.5%. The banks will lend that out to credit worthy individuals and small and medium size enterprises (SME’s) at 8%. Nice work if you can get it.
The BoE require banks to build their liquid assets (otherwise stuffed with toxic debt). The banks have been using cheap government money to buy bonds and shares, driving up share prices. The banks also buy rights issues like the Lloyds bank 1.34 shares for every existing share at a 60% discount today, thereby rescuing big companies.
This is government sponsored bailout of big business, while individuals and SME’s are thrown to the wolves. Big companies take their rescue bailout cash and invest it abroad where their best opportunities lie.
Gordon Brown repeats week after week that he has helped 200,000 small businesses. BIG DEAL, there are 4.9 million small businesses in the UK making up 95% of all companies.
This government is hell bent on screwing over poor people and stealing their money to bail out big companies for the second time in a decade.
The banks will take every opportunity available to them to make money. The BoE allowed banks to lend out money without caring if it got paid back because they bought credit default insurance from AIG London (booked in Cayman and Bermuda) and didn’t need to provision for that debt. The resulting systemic banking risk is the fault of the regulator, not the banks.
This started in London and it was Gordon Brown’s regulatory regime that allowed it all to happen.
Keep New Labour out of economics as everything they touch turns to dust.
New Labour = Financial Misconduct
It’s that ‘big club’ again – and we’re not in it….unless we want to sell our souls.
MB,
I’m talkin out of my bare *rse.
AIG’s London operations are and were regulated by the FSA since FSA was started. CDO/Ss were done in London.
It’s like Barclays’s US operations being regulated by US authorities.
I shall go back to sleep.
It was Joseph Cassano. He was the head of the Financial Products Group of AIG, Mayfair, London.
Back to class little baiter, or I shall have to slam your small, underdeveloped bell-end in a car door.
Master Baiter – We just told you
stay out of economics – you don’t understand it
However, as a wormtongue New labour smear and spin meister blg troll, you must have a Masters in Blame Stroming
Answer this one then. Who regulated AIG in London then?
I thnk you will find that as American Insurance Group Financial Products were an offshore hedge fund that no one did.
Hic Haec Hoc
Gordon’s cheesey cock.
Oh too funny MB. The UK intelligence service is controlled by the yanks hence the Iraq war.
Ahahahahahaha.
And there were the boring old facts showing that the intelligence used by Blair to ‘justify’ the Iraq war was simply a memo that he repeatedly sent back to MI5 until they re-wrote (as per his instructions) it just ambiguously enough to give him a ‘plausible deniability’ defence.
Evidence utterly ignored by the master whitewasher himself Lord Hutton. A perverse decision then seized upon by the evil fuckers of Labour to purge the BBC of any last vestige of dissent.
American “International” Group ha ha ha
God it’s easy to wind you up
As normal it is half truth to say “the whole City is controlled by American corporations”
but the whole City is regulated by the FSA who manifestly failed in their task and will pay the price when Gordon walks out of No 10.
France doesn’t have warmongers like Blair and financial jackasses like Brown either.
Et alors?
Blaming the yanks is the soft easy option of the bedweeting left rather than looking at the home-grown (Labour) imbeciles that wrecked our economy and got us involved in a pointless Iraq war.
MB. If the yanks told you to jump off a cliff – would you do it?
Just ‘cos the yanks wanted the UK to join their silly Iraq war doesn’t mean Blair had to say ‘yes’. And just ‘cos Blair said ‘yes’ doesn’t mean the Labour cabinet had to go along with it.
But we both know that Blair wanted his short, sweet successful little ‘Falklands’ campaign to nail on his popularity and the rest of the cabinet didn’t give a shit as long as they kept getting paid more than they’ll ever see again in their lifetime. And Brown didn’t give a shit because the longer he stayed on-side the closer he would be to getting his turn at the wheel. Like Blair promised him. In his fucked-up head.
MB are you suggesting it was the yanks that topped David Kelly and Robin Cook?
Just for clarity.
MB are you sure about only one US senator speaking against the Iraq war? I thought it got approved by a slighly underwhelming 48 votes to 52 or something.
Please don’t let Masturbators little distraction get us from the FACT that it started in the FSA not the USA.
It seems that not only was Brown not responsible for the UK’s economic catastrophe (it was the yanks) but neither was Blair responsible for getting the UK involved in the Iraq war – guess what – it was the yanks.
We really do need to get rid of this incompetent Labour government. It seems as though they’ll do anything the yanks tell ‘em. It seems they’re not world leaders at all but yankee puppets.
We definitely need rid of ‘em.
Jgm2, you’re absolutely right in your above controversy with MB.
Yes, AIG = Am Intl Group – sponsors of Man United – ah the irony of that name….how come they’re still advertising/sponsoring ManU given the circumstances hmm? Same goes for RBS and sport…..the world is officially bonkers.
I think AIG pointing the finger at Geithner is nothing more than ‘pot-kettle-black’ and “look over here” whilst some other fiddle is going on “over there”.
Masturbator. The company was AIG Financial Products Ltd, a British registered company, registered as a bank in London. In practice it was not regulated but the appropriate regulator was the FSA. It was owned by Americans and run by a long discredited American, but it was nonetheless a BRITISH company.
Instead of cluttering up this blog with your ill informed verbiage, why don’t you do some basic research?
I’m a superior being you oaf.
Soldiers are expendable tools of the state.
The dolescum will vote Labour.
Scotland is our client state.
Isn’t it, though?
Masturbator,
You’re absolutely demented today.
Most financial institutions in the city are foreign owned and their city
based operations are all regulated by the FSA.
It doesn’t matter who their shareholders are.
Agreed, GG. Baiter is an uncritical idiot, s/he clearly doesn’t understand that Brown very deliberately slackened the UK regulatory regime as a strategic counter-point to the regulatory loosening in the USA (ie the slow repeal of Glass-Steagall etc).
Brown’s concern was that UK financial services would move to greener pastures, and his idiotic response laid the foundations of the disaster of AIG London.
The problem was indeed global, but Brown’s contribution was considerable. He and Baiter are cut from the same shoddy cloth.
Great Granddad.
So the failure of AIG and the UK banks was caused by the useless regulator created by Gordon Brown? So really Gordon Brown is to blame for the unchecked explosion in credit, the astronomical house price boom and bust and the totally fucked economy?
I’m surprised he let that happen because back in 1997, in the Labour manifesto, he specifically saidd he wouldn’t allow an unchecked house price boom but it seems that you’re saying that is exactly what happened and he just sat there and watched it.
Say it ain’t so.
I can see that the temptation to allow the voters to borrow an enormous amount and carry on as if they were financial geniuses just perpetually remortgaging their appreciating asset and pissing the cash away on foreign holidays, foreign cars and foreign plasma TV’s must have been enormous because that would translate into happy voters and more time in power but a prudent chancellor surely wouldn’t have allowed that to happen.
And, when house prices started to flag in mid-late 2004 a prudent chancellor ceratinly wouldn’t swap his infaltion proxy to one that would allow the BoE to lower interest rates thus stoking the flagging boom in time for a 2005 election.
No. I simply don’t believe a prudent chancellor would do that.
This has been a most entertaining afternoon of Master Baiting
It just confirms that
New Labour = Pathalogical Denial
i.e. the truth is not what the public want to hear
Roll on “Landslide Thursday” on 6th May 2010
have a good evening
Master Baiter needs no spoofing. He is a Tory troll. But he is very, very paranoid. It’s the wangst.
Expect y’all waiting for 6.00 pm and the mini Fabian Solutions to appear so you can rip him a new one aswell, can’t wait.
Behind the ‘front’ of so called governments, all the security services are joined-up. THEY’RE NOT THERE TO PROTECT WE THE PEOPLE, THEY’RE THERE TO PROTECT THE SYSTEM.
True.
Just an Admin. error. Ask Baroness Scotland to explain it to you. These sort of errors seem to happen a lot to Labour peers. As for Lord “whet my appetite” Taylor, he just misspoke.
Study: CEOs cashed in before Wall Street meltdown
By David Edwards and Daniel Tencer
Tuesday, November 24th, 2009 — 10:20 am
The CEOs of Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers, the two investment banks that collapsed during last year’s financial meltdown, walked away with hundreds of millions of dollars in compensation even as the company’s shareholders lost everything, says a new report from Harvard Law School.
The top five executives at Bear Stearns made a total of $1.4 billion from bonuses and equity sales between 2000 and 2008, while the top five executives at Lehman Brothers made around $1 billion during that same period — the period during which the companies ran up the bad investments that would see them collapse in 2008, according to “The Wages of Failure”
http://www.law.harvard.edu/faculty/bebchuk/pdfs/BCS-Wag. … (PDF), a report from Harvard Law School’s Program on Corporate Governance.
“The people who invested in these companies should feel betrayed,” Nell Minow, a compensation expert at the Corporate Library, told NBC’s Lisa Myers. “The whole idea of capitalism is that the people provide the capital and the executives take care of it for us. In this case, the people provided the capital, and the executives took it.”
Bear Stearns CEO James Cayne personally made $388 million in the eight-year period leading up to the bank’s collapse, while Lehman Brothers CEO Richard Fuld made $541 million. Boomberg news service notes that “shareholders who held their shares throughout the period analyzed in the report lost most of their initial investment.”
Go on Guido – book an appointment!!
This is one assignment that most definitely should not be foisted on an intern.
You really don’t like him do you Guido?
Who does like him?
Derek does. It was love at first sight.
Do you mean book an appointment the non- person who dares not speak his own name. Lots of problems there.
Gordon should be first in the queue.
Whom do you think I did 1500 hours of supervised clinical work on?
Not working yet, or I am useless?
It all started in America.
and I have saved the world.
Yes you did Gordon, now time for a nap and your tablets.
Aunty Brown had Bunty Brown had Hoony Brown.
Ruined forever.
Gordon’s making a cult of himself.
Guido perhaps you could ask Draper if he a Psychotherapist in favour of more government regulation? Not all members of the BACP like the idea.
I hope that Draper’s guarantees won’t run out after 6 months like Hitler’s guarantee to Chamberlain at Munich.
However, I pity the poor soul who has to either supervise Draper’s casework, or has to attempt to psychoanalyse him over a period of time.
I’d pity any poor fool that was tempted to become a patient of the pisspoor absolutely-bloody-brilliant-damien eedijit.
Hopefully all the pages in his consulting room appointment book are as white as the driven snow.
I can conceive of no circumstance under which I would entrust my sanity (or anything else, for that matter) to the hands of Drippy Draper.
yes i miss dereks posts on guido.like a demented harpy!
a sick mind in a repulsive body……..
give kate the number of a good optician.
Q. How many psychotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Only one, but the lightbulb has to really want to change.
Watt?
Just trying to shed a little light on the matter, that’s all.
I thought you had to be a qualified medical doctor first before you could go on for a further qualification in psychotherapy?
Obviously I’m wrong here.
No. That would be for the proper medical field of psychiatry. To become a ‘psychotherapist’ requires as much training and accreditation (in the UK) as becoming a hypnotherapist or an aromatherapist.
It is simply a matter of hanging a sign outside your door and declaring yourself a ‘psychotherapist’. There are ‘accrediting bodie’s but there is nothing to stop you from starting your own accrediting body and then declaring yourself an ‘accredited psychotherapist’.
A fair number of medics are psychotherapists. But not all psychotherapists have medical training.
Not all patients would want to go directly to see a psychiatrist – stigma of mental illness, so they trot off to a psychotherapist.
However, some GPs may know which psychotherapists have psychiatry backgrounds, and may refer the more ‘challenging’ cases to them.
Is Draper in favour of more state regulation for psychotherapy?
My God, Clarkson really pisses you lefty nonces off doesn’t he?
Spoofa loofa Baiter.
Our dolescum legions will crush you Conservitudes!
Deploy the feckless ones.
Awwww don’t you like Clarkson? Bit too close to telling the truth about your taxgrabbing, control-freaking MMGW scam?
Fuck off MB, get out of the bunker and live in the real world where most people need to have a car to get to work to get paid a shitty wage to pay for overtaxed goods and services.
Actually Clarkson has clearly got to me, bit thin skinned I am.
I’m actually thin skinned about being thin skinned.
How limp is that?
No MB. Cars are ‘that shape’ ‘cos it’s aerodynamic. For the same reason aeroplanes are ‘that shape’.
You don’t mean to tell me folk only buy an Airbus ‘cos it looks more like a willy than a Boeing do you?
You may be revealing a little more than you’d like to think with your willy fascination MB. I kind of assumed you were flicking through the ladies section of your mum’s underwear catalogue but I see now that might have been a mistake.
It’s true – Jeremy Clarkson cheers me up just knowing that he pisses off liberal bedwetters and global warming cultists.
By far the best show they ever did was when they built a rocket and attempted to make their own space shuttle out of a Reliant Robin.
Fucking genius.
Too bad the explosive bolts failed.
Kids love it. Boys and girls. Everybody loves Top Gear. Except the bedwetters. Fantastic.
And guns are fantastic too.
Kids love them as well.
My daughter has medals for shooting.
I’m very proud of her.
Gordon Brown is a liberal bedwetter.The nightly soakings have forced Sarah to sleep elsewhere.
I have to say I think Jeremy Clarkson is a spokesman for gurning cretins. I’m not a leftie (before it dawns on you that it is possible to not like clarkson whilst being relatively conservative in all other respects).
When someone mentions him in conversation without immediately following his name the word c.unt you have a pretty good idea that they’re going to say something xenophobic, ignorant, or just be a complete and utter bore.
It’s mastabatory material for “working men” whose dream is to spend their entire lives in the company of the endlessly boring, generally ignorant, unhealthily xenophobic, car-obsessed middle aged “enthusiast” tards.
Just a thought, MB, you say “Isn’t it” a lot, is this part of a colloquial vernacular that is telling given the inaccuracy of nearly everything you say?
Clarkson’s amusing in a way. In a ‘like watching a baboon absently scratching its arse in a zoo’ way. The little bloke was always a twat, but since the bang on the head… jeez. Someone needs to have a word in his shell-like about the hairdo and the beads. Midlife crises don’t suit men with marsupial-starey eyes who look about twelve.
There’s also clinical psychologists – not medical doctors but in the UK requires a Doctorate in Clinical Psychology obtained while working in the NHS
Even psychiatric medicine has not evolved much beyond the bleeding and leeching stage.
As for the legion of practitioners of the talking cure (reputed to be more numerous than chartered accountants), most of them are in it for the money, the prurience and the power. There is no science underpinning the so-called talking cure, just an infinite regress of increasingly inane open questions, one in three of which begin ‘How do you feel …?’
I remember seeing this prog about the treatment of mental illness in the People’s Republic of China. The shrink and a clipboard-toting nurse were doing the rounds. Subtitles as follows.
‘What’s wrong with this one?’
‘He thinks he’s Napoleon, Doctor.’
‘What? Stand up, you malingering fucker. [Administers hefty clip round ear.] Don’t be such a twat. Of course you’re not Napoleon.’
It did the job.
Derek Draper who described people with psychological problems as “window-lickers”?
Who’d hire a psychotherapist who mocks the mentally afflicted?
He’s finished whatever BACP decided…
Poor Dick Drooper, he’ll be reduced to selling Viagra to the amourously challenged.
BACP has disgraced itself. How can any current member claim respectability now? Its the same as letting the unflushable turd, Martin or Jeffrey Archer become a Lord – if there were any decent ones in there already, they ain’t now because the whole lot are tainted.
No doubt it seemed the path of least resistance,but they’ve made themselves look a laughing stock and not to be taken at all seriously.
Physcian, heal thyself.
I thought that Derek Draper had landed himself a job in Star Burger.
He hadn’t the appropriate qualifications from the burger bar outside the Wright Institute in Berkeley.
Flip a burger
Flip an M.A.
Flip a property.
Buy another one.
Designate it your primary residence.
Spend a fortune on expenses ‘wholly and necessarilly’ made in your capacity as an MP doing it up.
Flip another property.
Rinse and repeat.
I’m Alistair Darling.
I’m the invisible chancellor.
I notice you continually write uninteresting lines here at GF.
You seem obsessed with making comment that is really just noise as it serves no purpose than to highlight the fact that you are still alive.
Are you lonely? Are you depressed? Do you miss the company of real people? Do you have a meaningless unimportant job that you despise and where you are despised in return?
I cannot promise to cure you but I CAN ease your pain.
Call now for a free 1-2-1 observation and remorse session or write to
Dr Derek Drapper.
The Matthew Wright Institute
Nightingale House
Berkeley Square
London
Dr Drappers .. helping the window lickers to be less mental
dr drappers talks crappers
“undertaking over 1500 hours of supervised clinical work”
That would be the time he spent with The Gord.
probably true – he’s been using Gordon in his ‘practise therapy’ sessions – and look at the results……wow
this is appalling and yet further evidence to how all of these bodies are in the thrall of our country’s leaders – they need the grants and research funding don’t they….
who in their right mind would go to Dolly for relief???
Was he the provider or the recipient of said ‘clinical work?’
Only asking as its hard to be sure.
Labour have created a sick society where it is OK to do something wrong as long as you apologise. These half wits like Draper simply aren’t fit to be in their professions. They are dumbed down ‘chippy’ idiots with hidden agendas and sadly, over the last 13 years, they have well and truly infiltrated the corridors of power. We must get rid of these incompetents and return to the days when excellence and skill were most important and if you made a mistake, then you did the honourable thing and stepped down from your profession. An apology simply isn’t enough. Draper should take responsibility for his actions and behave with a little more humility rather than spouting off all the time.
Quite right Doris. Brilliant opening line.
I find this approach very female/feminine. Reminds me of the other half when she came within an ace of going bankrupt without telling me.
After I’d sorted the mess out I was warned not to ‘keep dragging up’ the rather unfortunate events.
Funnily enough, she never apologised, either.
Giving them the vote was a bad idea.
Like giving them driving licences. WTF were we thinking of? It’s a well known fact that women have no spatial awareness or judgement of parallax. That’s because for 5 million years they lived in caves, ejecting babies and whatnot, while the men went out hunting. The consequence today is that they can’t park the car without hitting something or taking 241 attempts.
If we took their licences away, road congestion would disappear instantly.
It’s a great idea. One for the Tory manifesto, methinks.
Draper is what some mental health workers refer to as a malignant narcissist.
Like his bosses, Brown and Mandelson, he is an anti-social misanthropic egotist who despises people and uses methods of covert aggression to get the upper hand.
and those are just my good points.
At least he has the courage to appear as himself on television not from some darkened office. How rubbish was that from the tal- hatted one who owns this site.
I mean Tall-hatted.
Oh dear. What are the BACP peeps thinking of?
Still be interesting to see his qualifications substantiated – perhaps he could ask Prf Phil Jones of UEA for some help ?
I don’t like your hair!
Which one?
What’s wrong with my hair?
There’s nothing wrong with the hair, it’s just where it’s growing from.
From where it’s growing?
I was typing in the vernacular. Grammatically, of course, you are correct.
indeed…..up with this i will not put
psychotherapy = brainwashing. He’s done a real good job on the labour stooges. Just like zombies they come back always on message again and again…..
No, that’s the whips.
No doubt Lord Meddlesom has dirt on someone within the BACP.
I can think of no other reason for them to agree to such lunacy!
But what about Draper having dirt on someone in the BACP? This is exactly how these low life losers function.
Master Baiter you prize chump
Dolly isn’t a psychotherapist out of choice, just like McBride isn’t a school janitor out of choice.
They are both deeply flawed New Labour wormtongues and reaped what they sowed.
Your “Don’t underestimate Draper” remark reveals that you New Labour spin meister blog troll purveyors of smear and spin actually think you are important. The reality is, the discarded carcasses of your dishonourable colleagues litter the Lobby floor.
Have a sniff, death is all around you
That’s a queer way of putting it.
Yes , he was the one that BJ the Dark Lord?
New Labour = financial misconduct
case in point the £62 billion of BoE funds the government secretly used to prop up failed banks.
At the time the money was lent to Lloyds and RBS the bloggers reported the BOE no longer reporting the money supply.
Might even have read it on here?
I am not a LLoyds shareholder. But if I was I’d be well pissed off that the government was championing that I plight my troth to HBOS when they knew full well the fuckers were in the hole for their share of 60bn quid of emergency funding.
I’d be very pissed off indeed with the Lloyds management and the government.
Hmmmm. I’m not sure the BoE, the government and the HBOS management colluding to hide the parlous state of HBOS’s finances while they are encouraging another company to take on the liabilities is ‘free enterprise’.
Unless all this information was known to the Lloyds board. In which case I’d still be very pissed off with the Lloyds board.
Can’t see Lloyds CEO surviving this one.
My suspicion would be that Labour deliberately tied in a non-Scottish bank and a third (out of the five big banks) to really nail on the whole ‘global’ meme. Instead of the quite obvious ‘Scottish’ nature of the bank failures.
Yes. Now that I think about it I do think that is what happened. Lloyds was deliberately brought in for purely political reasons to hide the quite obvious overarching Scottish element to the whole economic fuck up.
Tut tut. Naughty Labour.
Draper….camp
Actually, all the NuLab politicos he worked for are either gay or bi, whether they are in or out.
I don’t care for such a bunker mentality.
It’s like Dales’ fit over his call for help at Bracknell from the gay ‘community’.
He really didn’t like it when the Mail pointed out that it was far too tribal and that he should be governing for all, not for identity politics.
McBride and Draper were just good friends having a laugh over political tittlte-tattle.
Mandelson CAMP. Geddit!
Everything’s spinning!
Ode to My Crusty Sock.
Mandelson camp ??? Garroway !!!
He could go and work for the Fixated Threat Assessment Centre (FTAC), or be ‘their man’ out in the field somewhere in the NHS. They are a big user of Labour supporting medical people who are willing to lock up people who disagree with the Labour party.
Think it doesn’t happen? Oh yes it does. I was held for five months at the hands of ‘doctor’ Ferdinand Jonsson on orders from the FTAC. Their case was so bad that a tribunal, chaired by the wife of Labour MP Keith Vaz, ridiculed and humiliated Jonsson with their questions and had no problem ordering my discharge.
The NHS is full of Labours agents, willing to imprison dissenters and abuse them. He should fit in well.
V Interesting.
I hear they are extending their tentacles into the Government correspondent departments, usurping the Police who have covered this off until now.
New Labour quangos are moving onto much more dangerous ground….as you say, they could put the arm on any blogger or campaigner.
Any thoughts Fawkes?
Are ‘therapeutic modalities’ something to do with ancient music? “Number 3 on the Classic FM chart, with their World of Plainchant CD, the Therapeutic Modalities” (synthesiser noise followed by sound of people chanting in Latin)
haauuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What a socially insecure misfit Draper is. What a nasty specimen of the human race. This meddling and lying creep has caused untold heartache and ruined lives due to his lies and smears. There is no place in a decent and civilsed society for people like him. And the mere idea that anyone should go to him for counselling is just laughable. What the hell are the BACP up to?
Perhaps he needs a diatribe of psycho babble to get his missus to give permission for him to mount her !!
No he doesn’t. He gets people to write for him! Durrr
wow…. a bite from MB…..almost like getting a medal……………
from a toss pot !!!!
Inquisition = Odious Turd
Dolly….dolly who??
Ahhhh, that dolly…… the sheep, I thought it was dead !!
Liar
Be sure your sins will find you out.
It’s not over yet Mr Draper.
Just watched todays Politics Show on I player.
Lets have more Brillo, less Paxo
Yes, Brillo’s brilliant isn’t he? Had his hair toned down and silvered slightly, and had an increased layer of ‘toning’ make up on his face. He knows how to handle them. M White got brought down to size. Claire Short stuck up for herself well, and George from Lush sat on the fence, but at the end went for a hung parliament. M White is a pompous creep.
BACP now risks being forever associated with the name Derek Draper, the same way Finchley Catholic High School is with Damian McBride. Surely someone at both will realise the terrible PR damage constantly seeing their names together in the same sentence will do?
Something for the weekend, Mizz Harperson?
http://dizzythinks.net/2009/11/harriet-harmans-embarassing-neighbours.html
Not only is she visited by FoJ teams lining up to live on her roof, but Dizzy has found that that there is a knocking shop about 400 feet from her front door.
I’m on my way
I think that if I owned that Fiesta property, then I’d consider moving. Fancy having the Dromey family living in your neighbourhood.
I also believe that Mrs Dromey is a solicitor. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Don’t go near a Psycotherapist unless you want a divorce. It’s their only remedy.
Perhaps Doilly (sic) could self analyse and do his wife a favour
Afuckingmen to that.
Anyone who pays these quacks money expecting them to solve jack deserves to find themselves dealing with slimy turds like dolly
Guido, on the video you say he was refused his MA from the Wright Institute in 2004.
Is your source good enough for you to now let the BACP know that Dolly’s been telling them pork pies about his qualifications?
“A special feature of the Wright master’s program is that classes meet only on weekends. All the courses are conducted at the Institute on a weekend schedule of Friday evening from 6:00 p.m. – 10:00 p.m., Saturday from 9:00 a.m. — 6:45 p.m., and Sunday from 9:00 a.m. — 5:45 p.m. Classes are held 14 weekends a year. ” – http://masters.wi.edu/index.php
So how does that convert to 3 years full time training and 1500 hours of clinical practice?
A lot of the CIA controlled filth in UK politics have fake qualifications from the USA. Still, if you fart in the bath and catch the bubble in your mouth, you get a summa cum laude science degree in the US. So, fascist fuck-pig Draper might be telling the truth.
I think you’re all horrid and you’re going to make me cry. It’s not fair boo hoo.
For us poor mortals who don’t keep up with politics – what or who the fooks BACP?
Nowt to do with politics – they’re the British Association for Counselling and Psychotherapy, a so-called professional body regulating so-called Phycotherapists and Counsellors
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BACP
Pay BACP the required fee and they will register anyone as a psychotherapist.
A few weeks ago a journalist paid them to register his cat as one.
He registered it as a psycaterist?
yeah but he’s feline fine now
so he cast as persian?
a cat might be quite useful as a therapist….they could help you decide if something was tabby or not tabby…….
“Currently it is therefore possible to practice as a Counsellor and/or Psychotherapist in the UK without having to be accredited by or be a member of the BACP or similar body.”
A complete lack of education never did me any harm, I just made it up as I went along.
wish I was a £ behind you. (could manage without the wife tho’)
OT Good article that missing from Guidos Links.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-515178/Why-Hilary-Benns-family-home-saved-sea-nearby-harbour-abandoned.html
if these floods happen only once in a thousand years, what’s his rush?
Because maybe that flood was from the last thousand years, and this thousand years started this morning?
Could happen.
Derek Draper “careful and dignified” – Shome mishtake, shurely
Derek Draper pissed and embarrassing more like.
Funnily enough, I was in Chorley hospital on Sunday, the birthplace of Draper.
There’s still no plaque up to mark this historic event.
Was the bucket he crawled out of still there in the abortion ward?
Steady on…
In fact I was born a few days before Draper on the same ward.
And I’m a steaming Thatcherite.
How can Derek Draper be a psychotherapist when he is a borderline personality disorder?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borderline_personality_disorder
Gives im an essential insight, dunnit
takes one to know one
Athnionn ciorog ciorog eile.
(Gaelic) It takes one to know one
Its no surprise, Psycho fer rapists are frauds essentially.
There is no science to what they do unlike Psychiatry.
It’s a job for nomarks to impart pointless advice to dickheads, mental midgets and losers.
Any kunt can practise this shyte, so naturally the twats on the governing body are as bent as Drooper.
You are krekt.
My first girlfriend’s dad was a shrink. Totally barking, he was. Crazier than his patients.
Seriously, how fucked in the head would you have to be to pay for advice from this preposterous, self regarding, boastful, deceiptful, lying no mark?
wibble
Maybe Droopy ain’t as daft as he looks.
Who would be mad enough to get treatment from Draper……er, mad people who are out of their fucking minds.
Now come on R D, you know that we have to account for each individual in their own situational complex, with love and harmony, stop playing about here, this may well be serious. What do you think?
How can you have therapy from someone who stinks of alcohol, sweat, and shit-stained underpants?
have you got his number?
To which Nulab personality are you referring? Your description doesn’t narrow it down in the slightest.
You clearly haven’t seen todays news that NHS staff can get reki etc , paid for by the taxpayer – ‘as an incentive to reduce absenteeism.’
Remind Dolly if he’s going to start work he’ll have to go and collect that desktop computer he dropped off in the shopping bag.
Wondered how long it would be before this odious wankstain reappeared.
The Kunt’s only client is McDoom, the other frauds he tried couldn’t cope with the appalling flatulence, bullying, sulking, foul mouthed rages, and the hail of office equipment
‘Careful and dignified’
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
And I am unanimous in that
I told you I was on a roll
This is a sneak preview of one of my many gags in tomorrows PMQ’s
Yesterday,Gordon Brown made his debut as a motivational speaker.
Afterwards, Brown said, ‘The crowd was so motivated, many of them left halfway through
I always have a movement when Gordon speaks
Draper’s crappy book is going down like a lead balloon judging by the comments on Amazon:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Life-Support-Derek-Draper/dp/1848500440/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1259078307&sr=8-1
Fantastic.
Definitely worth nipping over and having a read.
Amazon:
‘Life support’
22 new 9 used
£2.83 0.63p
‘Used’ How?
Maybe Dolly bought a
fewlot of them when was first published, just so he could say to the publisher that he had sold more than a dozen!!Now he’s got a house full of them and Kate needs the space…
Why would you want to buy a ‘used’ book written by Draper, that someone has wiped their arse on?
I wouldn’t want it before anyone had wiped their arse on it. Money down the sewer whichever way you look at it.
Quote:
Initial post: 14 April 2009 05:50 BST
Rock that horse says:
By the look of the author a shower and a shave might help,he just looks scruffy.
Mr. Paul Goddard says:
I think he is maybe a holiday to a university, or maybe near one might help.
Liam Byrne says:
[Deleted by Amazon on 14 April 2009 11:32 BST]
Tom Watson says:
Maybe he needs to read his own book and actually practice what he preaches
Blind Pugh says:
[Deleted by Amazon on 14 April 2009 15:38 BST]
Tom Watson says:
Still, its good he’s taking the heat off me. Now, where are my pies!
Edit: Sorry, that was meant to be a private remark between friends etc etc
Rock that horse says:
Maybe he should stick to colouring books in rather than writing them.
Mr. Paul Goddard says:
[Deleted by Amazon on 15 April 2009 09:11 BST]
Mr. T. Marlowe says:
The measure of a man comes not by his words, but by his deeds.
In which case DD, all hope is lost for you.
Mr. P. G. P. Cartin says:
A new life on a new continent may be the best option for poor dolly.
Blind Pugh says:
Selling Timeshares
Rock that horse says:
[Deleted by Amazon on 18 April 2009 06:32 BST]
Liam Byrne says:
Seems he’s bringing down even more ‘chums’. How does it feel to have destroyed NewLieBore, Dolly?
PS. Where’s the £50 quid you owe me?
yorky says:
[Deleted by Amazon on 26 April 2009 15:44 BST]
Rock that horse says:
Maybe he could get a job cleaning windows using his tongue, he seems well versed in window licking.
lots of the reviews have been removed by Amazon – I know as I’ve written 2 but they’ve gone – presumably they’d trust Draper rather than those who know better!!
just noticed the Tags for the McFuckwit absolutely hilarious. Amazon have left thenm on so they must agree
http://www.amazon.co.uk/tag/one%20eyed%20scottish%20idiot/cloud/ref=tag_tdp_si_icld_sa?_encoding=UTF8&simsBy=item
Guido – why not give us an early Christmas present by finishing off Dolly and Damian in 1 go – you still have the McBride emails…
So to sum up, the only people out of work because of you are McBride and Galley. And yet you joke about the PM having the reverse Midas touch.
Jimmy you are such a porridge guzzling cu*t.
Sounds as if it goes straight to his fucking brain. Are you in love with Galley or summat James?
Oh come on. His “job” was writing pompous letters trying to get other people sacked and now he gets his second P45 of the year. It would take a heart of stone not to laugh.
Still, so many questions. Why have his blog entries been wiped? Why no farewell piece thanking him for whatever it is he did there? And will sporty really be able to juggle turning daily mail articles into self-important letters along with his unfunny videos and “successful internet ventures” [it says here]? It’s like a soap opera. Not a good one of course, but still…
Nobody knows what you’re talking about Jimmy. You must be insane.
It’s the week’s big story. Chris Galley’s sacking from the Gobshite Centre. Far more interesting than the 94th instalment of Guido’s stalking campaign against Draper
perhaps he needs psycothearapy, must be someone available
Jimmy’s a ChrisPaul obsessive, ignore him. Often replaces Mistress Twanker when the little lad is all spent.
Someone reads PissCrawl?
” New Labour’s last 100 days”, is this a movie something like “Anne of a Thousand Days” and at the end Labour get their head chopped off, I am warming to this already.
Draper is a shit. Always has been, always will be.
If Draoer is the kind of therapist the BACP wants as a member, would people requiring the services of a therapist be best to avoid ANYONE with BACP after their name? Just wondering…
Draper’s in the Westminster Arms celebrating right now, pissed as a fart and shouting his mouth off about how he conned those wankers at the BACP.
That is nothing less than the truth – he did con them. Ironically that is probably the first time he has told the truth in ages.
Casually video it on your mobile phone.
If Draper has even an ‘O’ Level he’s probably got more qualifications than most members of BACP anyway. I doubt they could exclude him on the grounds of lack of qualifications since any ‘qualifications’ many of ‘em will have will be ‘distance learning’ from some certificate-generating website in the US.
In the same way that Dr Ian Paisley got his Doctorate.
Yes. Undoubtedly.
If you want someone to talk to then find a psychiatrist – they are qualified doctors with additional training.
I have just sent this email to the BACP:
I was amazed to see on your website that the BACP has reinstated Derek Draper as a Psychotherapist. May I protest in the strongest possible terms at this action which brings the BACP into disrepute?
Mr. Draper claims that he made a ’stupid mistake’. This is not true. I have the misfortune to be privy to what he ACTUALLY tried to do, which was not a mistake at all but an attempt to construct the most horrible and personal slur against David Cameron, MP, his wife and his late son Ivan, and to release this anonymously. This information is not in the public domain and I have no intention of divulging it. But I can assure you that such a person has no place in decent society.
Secondly, I have it on very good authority that Mr. Draper does NOT have the qualifications stated on your website today: “An M.A. in Psychology from the American Psychological Association accredited Wright Institute in Berkeley (2004) and a second M.A. in the Foundations of Psychoanalytic Psychotherapy from the Tavistock Centre, London / Essex University (2009). The former was the result of three years full time study, the latter of two years of part-time study. As part of his first M.A. he undertook an extensive clinical training, undertaking over 1500 hours of supervised clinical work with different client populations and therapeutic modalities”. If you are willing to stand by this discredited individual, please can you confirm to me that you have proof of these qualifications.
I will post their reply
BACP REPLIES:
Thank you for your email, which we note is not private but has also been published on the Guido Fawkes website.
We are able to confirm that BACP has seen the MA certificate that Mr Draper has obtained from the Wright Institute. The status of this degree has been confirmed in writing by their President, Peter Dybwad. It would therefore be helpful if bloggers and journalists who have challenged the possession of these degrees by Mr Draper would publish a correction. We can also confirm that Mr Draper holds a valid MA from the Tavistock Clinic in North London.
On a more general note regarding criminal record (CRB) checks, these are not yet compulsorily required because the professions of counselling and psychotherapy are not, as yet, statutorily regulated, despite a long campaign by BACP to achieve this end. Such regulation appears unlikely to happen before 2012 (although counselling psychologists were statutorily regulated earlier this year). Those
currently working for local authorities are obliged to obtain CRB clearance but under the present system the checks in wider practice are a matter of contract between employers and individuals.
Mr. Draper has assured BACP that he obeys all relevant laws and regulations in relation to his practice, and holds an ongoing certificate of Professional Liability Insurance.
Guido
Is there anything that you wont eat?
I would’t join a club that wanted me as member.
Just sent this to the two emails at the bottom of the BACP statement.
Dear Sir/Madam
I am considering sending my young son to Mr Draper for some therapy but I am unable to verify Mr Draper’s qualifications and whether he has been CRB checked. Can you please confirm his qualifications are genuine and he is safe to work with children.
Excellent – I hope you signed it Anton du Bek.
I believe that ‘Kate’ got up the duff, – or as we say in Noo_Lie_Bore speak, – carrying a future voter.
We just want to make sure she has a council flat, full benefits, access to SureStart, – and every other fuckin benefit.
Can anyone tell us if she is homeless, – or has she got proper care and maintenance?
Does anyone know who the ‘father’ (ie supplier of male watsit) is?
Was he licensed? or was it an ‘it’?
BACP REPLIES:
Thank you for your email, which we note is not private but has also been published on the Guido Fawkes website.
We are able to confirm that BACP has seen the MA certificate that Mr Draper has obtained from the Wright Institute. The status of this degree has been confirmed in writing by their President, Peter Dybwad. It would therefore be helpful if bloggers and journalists who have challenged the possession of these degrees by Mr Draper would publish a correction. We can also confirm that Mr Draper holds a valid MA from the Tavistock Clinic in North London.
On a more general note regarding criminal record (CRB) checks, these are not yet compulsorily required because the professions of counselling and psychotherapy are not, as yet, statutorily regulated, despite a long campaign by BACP to achieve this end. Such regulation appears unlikely to happen before 2012 (although counselling psychologists were statutorily regulated earlier this year). Those
currently working for local authorities are obliged to obtain CRB clearance but under the present system the checks in wider practice are a matter of contract between employers and individuals.
Mr. Draper has assured BACP that he obeys all relevant laws and regulations in relation to his practice, and holds an ongoing certificate of Professional Liability Insurance.
RE that photo of Dolly
From what I hear its not the first time he has been seen in another blokes ring
Is he preparing to jump ship – Newlabour’s?
BTW, welcome back in your original incarnation Hitch.
Thanks
I will try and be a little bit more profane this time around
Is that possible?
When young master baiter stands for parliament, these comments will come back to haunt him.
I will make the climate change emails look like childs player
Are you sure he hasn’t confused himself and the BACP?
I reckon he’s really a cycle therapist.
He’s mending bikes in his shed.
BAAPS more like.
You and your breast obsession
*rolls eyes*
Is that really you, Hitch? After all these years?
dahdahdeedahdahdeeteateabrumpteatteabrumpfalllalalalfallalalaldumtittydum
I’m welling up.
Hope DD’s blog’ll be written on rice paper Guido, when you eat it!
Sorry, I think it’s yours’ you may be eating! Same thing applies.
Did someone mention DD’s?
Off to Yorkshire lad. 35% need the DD cups that interest you.
does anyone know what a blog tastes like?
Delicious.
Why not? If Gordon Brown can pretend to lead the country, it’s not a big stretch for Dolly to pretend to be a psychotherapist.
Who’s for a dirty DVD? I’m paying…
That’s a first!
Now, Jacqui, you remember what happened last time we watched a DVD like that together. You were embarassed afterwards, I was embarassed, even Mr Timney was embarassed, which takes some doing, you had to buy a new sofa (did you claim that?) and Lady Waad was not amused. As our American cousins are wont to say, let’s not go there.
This time, don’t get a gay DVD.
Unt I vood liken to zanc zer punters fer meinen luvverly bathen-plugen-playen-unt-bring-ze-smile to zer eyes thingy.
It ist vat oi alvays vanted!
Warning:-
Derek I would check every patient for electronic devices before you start any sessions.
There are some very naughty people about ( NOTW reporters( or their kids)) who would love to get a YouTube of you helping to sort poor folks lives out.
However if I make an appointment I promise (Cast Iron guarantee), I will never divulge anything to Guido
And a cast iron guarantee from Mr Smith is as good as an election manifesto promise from Labour.
Tavistock ay ? sometimes known as the “Freud Hilton”
http://hardtruth.navhost.com/tavistock.html gives an non-mainstream view on this place…
After reading that, you see exactly where Mr Draper has been busy over the term of the Labour Government, might ’splain why we are seeing a lot of Orwell in everyday life.
I’ll bet that Kate will a bit annoyed if she ever exits her long term hypnotic trance.. One day and in an unexpected fashion, she will suddenly sit up and wonder WTF has been going on for the last 6 years, she’ll have no memories of anything since a day in 2003 she had made an appointment to see a nice Dr Draper about getting some help in getting over a lost kitten.
Then she’ll be in profound shock as she discovers just what he’s been doing with his doings….
Haha, they see the MontPelerin society as Fascists.
That link’s got more tinfoil hat than Tats hatstand.
O/T – Mervyn the money printer is now going for Gordon, siding more with Cameron (although not by name) on the best way out of the mess – ouch!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/6645067/Mervyn-King-criticises-Gordon-Brown-over-budget-deficit.html
In a hearing of the Treasury Select Committee, Mr King said repeatedly that the Government’s plan needed to be “credible” and detailed, or it would lose the confidence of the international investors who buy British debt. He said: “I think [the plan] has to be something where a really significant reduction in the deficit, the elimination of a large part of the structural deficit, takes place over the lifetime of a parliament, which is the period for which a government is elected.
I am disappointed that many folk are missing out the space in ‘psycho therapist’ when they post here concerning Professor Draper. Attention to detail counts!
Who’s the Draper tease?
The Spaces?
Derek D Raper Psycho The Rapist.
Surely a coincidence too far?
By God, there’s enough there to get a fellow chair legged rigid on D wing!
I like attention to details too –
Death of a tarsand cuts should do nicely – kno wot oi mean?
innit?
there is no space in psycho space Sir William, have another gin Sir
Mr Draper sounds quite good. Where do I sign? wibble wibble
Is that you in there, tat?
Jobcentre Plus
It’s almost your bed time. Now drink up your milk and kiss Gordon goodnight…
I’ve never understood how Dolly finds the time to be Pte Godfrey’s sister as well as all the anal ysis / smearing and make seed cake for Sir Mickey Shite’s platoon.
This twat Draper can’t even spell with the spell checker on FFS. How does he end up with an MA?
Sorry, silly question. We’re talking about mickey mouse Uni’s and New Labour Britain here aren’t we?
EEZAN TIT!!
Even Silvio Tallio is persona non grata nowadays.
Iraq war declared illegal, Brown criticised by Terror law watchdog, child abuse up under Labour and more names for Gordon Brown’s Wall of Shame, plus Draper is OK to practice? In a pig’s eye…
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ASTA
You’ll eat your log? That’s my line!
I though you preferred the secretions of others, Markie.
Can you guess who I’m going to have for the Fairy on My Christmas Tree this year?
Mzzzz. HaHaHa-HoHoHoPerson, Mzzzz. Jowl, and other po-faced Wimmin say:
Disgraceful!!!
The name is WINTERVAL!!!
Scary thought that these people who practice , can be fraudsters , investing for growth is perhaps the mantra of pyscotherapists in need of income .
Just shows what crap cycletherapy is then, – don’t it?
The NOO_LIE_BORE in-house religion!
To be fair to Dolly, whilst in the vicinity of Berkley (in a cardboard box) he started a field sports society hunting rats with dogs
To this day people say
“There goes Derek, the Berkley hunt”
I frickin’ hate the bar stewards…………………………..
Isn’t that what John Prescott was before he became what he was…whatever that was.
yeah……….before he was morbidly obese and suffered from bulimia, spending £4000 of taxpayers money on food…… morbidly obese and bulimia do not quite go hand in hand..
Perhaps pauline’s fault for not cracking one off for him on a regular basis ??
a croquet player?
Totally O/TCan anyone tell me why the taxpayer compensates people who can’t be bothered buying house insurance as per MR Ca moron’s speech if you buy a house by a river and dont get insurance then it’s tough titty
i live no where near a river and i have it ! TOUGH LUCK NOW FUCK OFF TO THE SALVATION ARMY AND GET YOUR NEW FURNITURE !
Actually it is because river salmon have more rights than human beings that flooding on such a scale even occurred in the first place, as no improvements or work could be done to the lake due to said protected salmon.
actually you thick bastard it’s sometimes because insurance companies will not insure people because the premiums are enormous and the excess is at least £10,000. Believe it or not , not everyone has £10000 stashed away. Why don’t you just fuck off with your bigotted opinions – maybe to scotland and fucking stay ther
perhaps not building houses next to a river might be a good idea?
then not buying one?
but then common sense has been abandoned in the uk.
ps there are 1 million empty homes in the uk.
well DONT buy a house near a fucking river then expect the taxpayer to shell out you fucking free loaders !
You just have to admire the logic, don’t you…
I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN!
(I think her name is Sarah)
I DID have sex with that woman
What have i missed Pray Tell this turkey baster thing please let me in on it ????
Come now – I think you had a handler
I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT MAN!
(I think his name is Gordon)
He smells a bit and bites his nails, but most of all he’s really ‘orrible.
It Doesn’t make the news when my home dries up !
You must be mad to want to see Dolly.
Does dolly have any clients?
Poor creatures if he does!!!
Who is this Dolly? Should I know him?
I want the fucking thing back you thieving bastard
The kids are Bootiful though arent they?
A sure sign that Gordon is not the true father
DEREK GOT A SLAP ON THE BUM AND A TELLING OFF, DEREK GOT A SLAP ON THE BUM AND A TELLING OFF LOL
Hollow words from a hollow man.
Hollow draper. I like that!
It’s a bit like those hollow degrees you can buy on the web from places like nigeria isn’t it?
New idea for a musical – Hollow Dolly.
We have at last succeeded in reproducing for you the sound of the Brown ‘Bounce’.
Imagine if you will, the sound of wet bullshit hitting a concrete floor.
That’s it.
Good night, – and rest in the thought that your BBC Tax is well spent.
I used to work on a farm and can imagine well what that would sound like. Problem is, whenever ‘DOOM opens his mouth, all I hear now is the sound of bullshit hitting the floor.
At least the bovine waste can add fertility to land. Broon’s outpourings, in stark contrast, serve only to exacerbate Global Warming.
Is he ordering the hunting of Pirates?
The appeal panel members should get their heads examined
perhaps the lamentable dolly dripper can help out
Let me remind myself– what is it that the ‘qualified’ psychotherapist draper did?
Oh yes I recall – he spent his time trying to publicly claim that an innocent young woman was actually mentally unstable simply because she was the wife of a tory. Doesn’t seem to me that he can have been very well qualified in his chosen field to make such a monstrous error.
well that sounds like our Government and their advisors, minions and odious excrement!!
he mentioned me as well don’t forget
Can you die from having your shit pushed in?
Yes, it’s called constipation.
tut tut contessa, you don’t really get mens jokes do you luv? It’s called fudge packing dear…..fudge packing.
Well, he may be allowed to practise – any chance of him getting it right?
O/T sorry!
Simon Webb, former policy chief at the MoD tried to convince the Iraq Inquiry today that it was the 9/11 attack on the USA that changed bliar’s focus on Iraq.
He said that bliar and his government were , from that attack, convinced that it was now necessary to push out saddam and so wipeout WMD in order to stop terrorists getting hold of such weapons.
Well Mr Webb it’s no wonder your a former policy chief , because you are clearly a failed one.
Dr David Kelly made it quite clear, loud and publicly, that there were no WMD in Iraq and none have ever been found.
WMD were an excuse dreamed up by the bliar/campbell partnership so that bliar could give support to bush in his bloodlusts, and so reap what bliar considered would be personal and political benefits.
Well there haven’t been any political benefits have there? But bliar is reaping lots of personal one’s isn’t he??!!
They’re also subtlely playing down (or did play down) regime change.
Yellow cake was found in Iraq and plenty of it, just not your average jihadi would not what to do with it.
Most would not know what yellow cake is.
Why do you?
Two observations.
The thread is six hours old, concerns the other half of the fulsome-breasted Kate, and no sign yet of Hugh and his Spitfire.
Also missing – thick as theives.
Which one would we like to turn up?
Eng. please explain – who is hugh and his spitfire ??
tat I understand – but maybe he’s off clubbing tonight – you know what these young things are !!
Usually, on any thread involving D. Draper Esq, companion and helpmeet of the lovely K. Garraway, Hugh roars up to remind us of his possible teenage exploits with the aforementioned Kate over the bonnet of Hugh’s Spitfire (though chronic did confide once the only time he tried anything like that, the propeller cut his legs off).
This evening, disappointingly, complete silence.
Could they be attending the Iraq inquiry?
+++laugh+++
Was it Spitfire as in aircraft? I thought it was Spitfire as in motor. A Triumph in any case.
I think Hugh’s was, indeed, the Triumph version. He would have us believe that he had to grip the top of the windscreen, as he left the engine on tick-over to warm the bonnet (he being a gentleman, and all) and she had a dodgy big end which rather added to the vibration.
I still like chronic’s one-liner, though.
Please tell !!
What was Chronic’s One Liner??”!
I suspect Guido might make this particular thread into a sequel or something!!!!
The only time he tried it on the bonnet of a Spitfire, the propeller cut his legs off.
Fulsome breasted Kate, preferably.
Kate, Kate, – Thou fulsome Kate,
Woulds’t Kate fall into mine strong arms – and linger there
whilst I, my fingers through thine hair would
dandle
and handle all
that in thee was ripe, and mellow – and soft – and longing to be . . . —-
Mzzzz. HoHoHo-HaHaHaPerson and other clapped out old trolls says:
Oi! Enuff a that!
Disgusting!!!!
Noo_Lie_Bore wimmin are frigidididised, lesbideded, and utterly wivout
shame. . . sinful thoughtsWould you have to be mad to go to him?
booked your hols yet derek?
the u.s looks nice!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2009/04/19/dolly-s-dollar-bill-115875-21288711/
The Mirror guilty of telling the truth ? They suggest Delly Belly is ‘disgraced’ and ‘toxic’ ?
Seems the Bunker film clip still has plenty of mileage, keep em coming.
the last line was very good.
Ooooooooo!!!! This could be very intereting and goes right to the heart of one of the most disgraceful episodes of the Labour reigh. Could this be the start of ‘Greengate’ for real? Its the cover up that always gets them!!!!!!
Sky news reporting +++++
Is the former Speaker, or perhaps the Clerk of the House, Malcolm Jack, attempting to pin the blame for the arrest and the raid on Green’s Commons office on the Sergeant at Arms, Jill Pay? Green has unearthed a major error in evidence given by Martin and Jack to a committee of MPs headed by Sir Menzies Campbell, which is investigating the whole affair.
Cock-up or conspiracy?
Jack told the committee on November 9 that the first he knew about the raid, which happened on November 27 last year and was memorably captured by the Tories on WebCameron, was at 2.20pm.
Wrong!
It wasn’t until about 7.30pm that evening – some time before an official Tory briefing by party officials – that I reported the arrest, a report that you can still see on YouTube.
Now a furious Damian Green has fired off a letter to Sir Menzies Campbell, declaring that the faulty evidence may be relevant to the question of who was consulted about the arrest and raid by Jill Pay and when.
http://blogs.news.sky.com/boultonandco/Post:20d6071c-43bd-4391-af76-9455f4092918
Don’t you mean Jackgate? Malcolm Jack is a nauseating toffee nosed member of the Houses of Parliament establishment. I had a very unsatisfactory correspondence with him 2 or 3 years ago.
Jackgate will do it for me.
Labour are worried. The resident duty sockpuppet ‘Groucho6′ is all over the Sky comments dissing it in general.
Something seriously rotten here and its welling to the surface
Relevant bit at about 42.30
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00pby7n/Select_Committees_Police_Searches_on_the_Parliamentary_Estate/
You are all RACISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, Derek, that’s the Olympics. Lots of races, there.
Arf! Arf!
You told me that you charge £100 an hour, Mr Draper, and you can help me to get rid of my irrational hatred of Mr Brown by getting me to punch that big fat cushion in your consultation room. On reflection I have decided to live with my bad feelings so please cancel my appointment. Many thanks.
“Irrational hatred of Brown.” Nope, sorry, don’t understand that at all.
“Rational hatred of Brown.” Aah – now that makes perfect sense.
Kindly do not refer to my wife as a “big fat cushion”.
Just try to stop me
Bit of a problem at home. This German shepherd keeps coming and shitting on my lawn every morning.
And today the wanker even brought his dog.
Just be grateful it’s only his dog, and not his flock of sheep as well. You’ve got off pretty lightly.
Could nt possibly be a flock. EU quotas would nt allow that.
Would it be OK if redesignated ‘der flok’?
I had the same problem, so I topped it with mashed potato and called it a pie.
Eh oop, somebody say pie?
Whistle the dambusters tune – I found that helps when the Huns put the towels on the sun loungers.
LOL Derek ma boi, mouths to feed, clothes to buy, bills to pay. You better pull your socks up son, Kate is not getting any younger, GMTV must be looking up replacements just on the off chance.
Tongue in cheek. Why has Chilcott, who has been handpicked by gordon to lead the Iraq Inquiry, decided not to publicly question gordon as to his reasons why he bankrolled the Iraq War as Treasurer???!!!
Poor gordon.!! He thinks the public are idiots ??!!!
Rest assured gordon. we shall notice your absence and your silence!!
Nell, maybe the same reason that Hutton delivered a ton of whitewash a few years back.
Here’s hoping that, with an intervening election, Chilcott can end up doing what the public expect of him, rather than what the current government expect of him…
Don’t hold your breath Steve!!.
I’m going scrutinize every word as I did with hutton.
But I expect he will deliver exactly what gordon wants, what hutton delivered, and that’ll be another ton of WHITEWASH!!!
Started watching the video of yesterday’s session – worrying signs after just 25 minutes that Chilcott is asking leading questions which invite the witnesses to confirm an opinion that Chilcott has already formed; e.g. the Oil sanctions were proving counter productive and were strengthening Saddam, weren’t they?
WTF, he is now summarising in terms that at best stretch any reasonable interpretation of the evidence just given.
34 minutes in and I have a bad feeling about this.
and I’m no expert on these things, but should an enquiry chairman be asking long, rambling closed questions followed by Yes or No answers from the witnesses?
Nell, you’ll like this one!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/defence/6646179/Bob-Ainsworth-criticises-Barack-Obama-over-Afghanistan.html
Ainsworthless thinks that the British public opinion turning against the govt on Afghanistan is Obama’s fault…
WHAT THE FUCK? As if 253 deaths caused by poor equipment are anything to do with any other country…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/afghanistan/6252196/RAF-officer-suggests-Gordon-Brown-has-dented-confidence-in-Afghanistan-leadership.html
gordon and aintbustingagut really know what they’re doing. Don’t they ??!!
Steve Expat.
You have it in one,this cretin Aintworthatoss,is a first class car seat stuffing arsehole of the Nth degree.
Oh it’s omaha beaches fault is it,more like playing politics to me,the british public has got the measure of what is happening here and Aintworthatoss and his fellow marxists are running scared.
I noticed today at Truro Cathederal that poor woman talking about her husbands committment to the job he did,defusing bombs.
Firstly my sincere condolences to her and her family,and secondly I noticed that she referred to she hoped that the powers that be did not let down the soldiers that are involved.
Sadly our troops have been let down by this so called government and its awful disregard for our troops safety and welfare.
Is this really the best we can do for the flower of British youth who are pitched into an
unwinnable war at the wim of the US of A,it beggars belief.
Tosser Aintworthatoss should crawl back into whatever pit he came from and go into oblivion.
My condolences to all who have lost loved ones on account of this unfeeling liebour marxist bunch of cretins who care for nothing but their own objectives.
I for one hope they all rot in hell.
I watched that really wonderful lady clap as her husband passed by.
Nuff said. That man truly is a hero in all senses of the word but, and this is what many (but not all) missed. She is also a hero as are all Wives, children and families of those that serve. Ok they took the Kings shilling but it was done in good faith……. a faith that this government forclosed on.
We forget this at our peril.
Aintworthalot is finished. Had his chips, put his head on the line, down the drain, out for the count, up the Khyber, down the swanee, – without a paddle.
I wonder if Double Diamond will be subject to the stooge patient
“Dr D, I am obsessed with newsreaders with big lady bollocks”
Guido.
What the f—in hell was that video,with the sounds it was like a demented RolphHarris on a sheet of tin,but I get your point completely,this Dollydaydreams misfit is an egocentric arsehole with his psuedo so called degrees.
News casually released by the BBC tonight, it’s been “…..the 5th warmest summer since records began.”
It couldn’t be due to that thar global warming could it, and. and… what with them thar floods…..hmmmm, maybe thar is something to this lark after all, otherwise the thoroughly impartial and unbiased BBC wouldn’t be telling me this stuff would they?
Now if it was the 1st 2nd 3rd or even the 4th, that would be news.
I wonder if Hadley CRU added a couple of degrees to the temperature. If this summer was the fifth warmest since records began, I’m a Dutchman.
The 5th huh??
Like the world is new or young??
Never mind that she is billions of years old and her seas and frozen wastes have ebbed and flowed for millions of years,
Let’s not forget that the north sea , in millenia past, was once an open dry passage betwen us and europe.
Let’s not also forget that East Anglia , in the 12th , 13th and 14th centuries, was once submerged in winter seasons as far as peterborough.
There is archeological undisputed evidence of harbours in the fen villages that prove it!
These climate change idiots who base their evidence on 5 years or 50 years or even 500 years are so wrong in their conclusions!!!
Nell,the Beeboids are a bunch of Liebour spinning arseholes,you should know that.
Just bin caught out on bending the stats on warming/cooling,speaks volumes.
Real scientists are ignored only the paid ones matter.
As for computer modelling as they say crap in crap out.
Did these records begin in 2004?
1997
Someone misheard. 5th warmest globally (allegedly), merely above average in the UK.
Our summer was above average temperature because it was warm at night (due to cloud cover), and not because it was hot during the day.
5th warmest by what measurements is the question…
Maybe the temperatures that the dinosaurs in their numerical system was lost in translation when converted into ours?
I wonder if Draper is now qualified enough to analise himself.
That lifebelt around him suits him and is quite symbolic. It says ‘Im a donut that needs rescuing, get me outta here!’
Guido
Anyway fuck Draper, why dont you concentrate on this latest UEA leaked email scam? This promises to be a biggie, just like the expenses scandal. One email reads:
“I’ve just completed Mike’s Nature (the science journal) trick of adding in the real temps to each series for the last 20 years (i.e., from 1981 onwards) and from 1961 for Keith’s to hide the decline.”
In other words, to deliberately manipulate climate data in order to pull the wool over the public’s eyes. And also exclude those that have the temerity to disagree with them:
“I can’t see either of these papers being in the next IPCC report. Kevin and I will keep them out somehow — even if we have to redefine what the peer-review literature is!”
And
“The fact is that we can’t account for the lack of warming at the moment and it is a travesty that we can’t… Our observing system is inadequate”
In other words, they KNOW it aint happening.
The e-mail authors also refer to skeptics as “idiots,” fantasize in one case about beating up a skeptic, and discuss ways to prevent skeptics’ papers from being published.
I’ve thought this for some time, but now I’ll say it: many academics in this field, like MPs, are nothing but a bunch of charlatans and wankers. Like GCSEs nowadays, PhDs don’t mean fuck all. It’s about time they all got their comeuppance. Give ‘em a hot bath and proper job like cleaning bogs or digging up turnips.
Fucking tar and feather the bastards on a cold winters day and make them walk up and down the highstreet for all to see and righly point and laugh at, it is the least they deserve for trying to implement one of the biggest and most disgusting scams on mankind.
To try and actually change mankinds destiny to suit their own agendas and ends, is social engineering up their with Hitler, Stalin, Mao and the other looneys who have tried it.
I’ve heard they had to take down the uni’s email system, as they’ve been sent some scathing emails from across the world over the past few days and can’t cope.
And last but not least, to the scientists; we know where you live boyos.
You might not be tried by international courts when the scam finally falls apart and heads start to roll, but you will be tried street style; with a cadaverous mob as your judge, jury and executioner.
I forgot to mention
A group today just a filed a lawsuit to force NASA to respond to a FOIA request about the GW data, they’ve been evading it for 3 years. This house of cards may finally come down.
Obama and his lot are caught like rabbits in the head lights, they don’t no whether to keep spinning the republican tin foil hat wearers line or not as China and Russia have become VERY interested in these emails and the US can’t afford to upset it’s bankrollers.
To 403.
Please see 413.
Name names odd bodkins!!!!
Or use nicknames like we do on here ie harpy harriett, mandy – ainbustingagut etc
Some of us are very familiar with the UEA and their nonsense, communist/socialist climate change assertions.
C’Mon stick some pins in their bubbles!!!! Show them up for the charlatans / gordontaxthepeasantsuntiltheysqueakschool….that they are !!!!
Hello nell. I’ve booked you in for your regular session at 11 am Wednesday. This week,i thought we would start on your deep seated psychosis brought on by overexposure to socialism. Only by working through your aversion to anything brown,can we look forward to complete recovery.
I’ll be the one in the white coat.
Have a look at the computer code on the “WATTS UP” website. Even the modelling programs have been written to ignore “inconvenient” data!
Look out lads – They’re coming round on the blind side!
A vote for UKIP is a vote for five more years of Gordon Brown.
Well,thanks for that detailed political analysis. What’s your opinion of Jedward?
Baaaah. Vote for LibLabCon sheep, and hey presto more sheep… GH your analsis should be spread over all over the green and pleasant land.
Over 60 billion and nothig to report,
Twatts
Is that lifebelt there to stop him falling into Kates enormous minge, Cheries enormous gob or gordons equally huge arsehole.
Facts don’t fit in with your viewpoint?
just make them up as you go along.
People don’t agree with you?
bully them by any means necessary until they do.
Media outlets not taking you seriously?
hound the editor out of his job
People want to inspect you work?
just delete it so they cannot
See a report that doesn’t fit in with your view?
get your friends to review it badly.
See comments that question you?
get them moderated out of existence
Oh the simple pleasures of denial! It reminds me of the Chest Unit at Hill End Hospital in the 1950’s. On night duty, sitting at the sister’s desk in semi-darkness, listening to the sound of 30 or more terminally ill lung cancer patients noisily drowning in their own sputum, all of them without exception heavy smokers, and knowing that when I went off duty I would meet people claiming that smoking wasn’t harmful – usually because their Granny lived to 90 and smoked. It was 40 years, 40 years before they cottoned on. So, deny that mankind is contributing to global warming if you will and wreck my grandchildren’s future by your collective inertia, but at least have the wit to look at the evidence, the hard factual evidence. It will take you weeks to read it. Read it all, and then and only then have an opinion.
Ok I’ll get my dressing gown..
So, you wish your grandchildren to drown in debt, based on pretty dodgy science?
Dont get out much do we dear?
I tell you what – you study Greek and Latin and then read the bible in the original translation and then come back and tell us whether you believe in it or not.
Because that’s the ludicrous hurdle you’re putting in the way of folk who’re not AWG cultists.
The cat is out of the bag. The custodians of the self-prolaimed IPCC data have been rigging figures, fucking with the data and supressing dissent on a scale unseen outside this Labour government.
Although the BBC still isn’t prominently carrying the story – choosing to ‘report’ it in their ‘Technology’ section as a hacking story rather than a ‘World’ story the BBC has been carrying stories recently about how embarrassing it all is that all of the models the AGW cult have been using have failed to ‘predict’ the flat/declining temperatures we’ve had this past decade.
Now the AWG cult has moved on to the ‘oh well the UEA data isn’t that important anyway – we’ve got this much more comprehensive dataset from GISS which shows that 2005 was a warmer year than 1999….’
Uh-huh. And none of the brilliant geographers is capable of making the giant mental leap to realise that by dissing the ‘old’ ‘less comprehensive’ UEA data in favour of their new comprehensive data (cos it still provides a ‘maximum’ that isn’t over ten years old) what they’re actually doing is pouring shit on every other proxy data set they have going back in history. The tree rings. The ice cores. All several orders of magnitude less well-sampled than even the the boring old weather observations over the last 150 or so years.
S’cuse me geographers but if this satellite data is the ‘real’ definitive dataset ‘cos it’s so much more comprehensive than the old UEA stuff then any dataset that is less well sampled is even less relevant. So a few tree cores from a remote location in Kamchatka is several orders of magnitude less reliable than the new dataset.
So basically we now have no credible data except maybe ten years satellite observations which prove fuck all.
It’s completely fucked. AGW is a false religion and Al Gore is a false prophet.
You have only to look at the profoundly unprincipled money-grubbing disciples AGW collects (John Prescott) to know that it has as much credibility as Scientology.
Al-fucking-Gore is apparently practically a billionaire from the sales of his discredited ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ with its conveniently rigged ‘hockey stick’. Yet if anybody disses this cult they’re all over the fucker claiming they’re in the pay of Shell or BP and so motivated soley by money.
But Al Gore makes a billion and it’s cos he’s motivated by lurrrrrve?
And I’ve got a bridge to sell you.
O/T but related.
Food for thought.
November 18 – the United Nations Population Fund issued its 2009 State of the World Population report. Consider these quotes from an AFP article about that report:
Braking the rise in Earth’s population would be a major help in the fight against global warming, according to an unprecedented UN report published Wednesday that draws a link between demographic pressure and climate change….
“It really is the first time that a United Nations agency has looked hard at the connections between population and climate change… People are at the root of the problem.…”
The report… paints a grim tableau of the peril of climate change and the likely impact on humans, [and] notably puts distance between a decades-long tradition in the UN arena whereby population growth and its part in environmental destruction were rarely – if ever – evoked.
“Fear of appearing supportive of population control has until recently held back any mention of ‘population’ in the climate debate,” the document admits.
Things, though, are starting to change. More than three dozen developing countries have already included population issues in national plans on climate, it says.
The telling word is PRESCOTT. If he’s involved it has to be shit, and the opposite view must be correct by definition.
Of course I don’t believe in what’s in the Bible, what rational person would? But I still think you are choosing to base your hostility on a very selective use of data. Read it. Really read it all.
Actually a lot of what is in the Bible is a matter of historical fact – unlike AGW data sets.
Anon – Health worker.
Some of us have read it. Some of us have actually seen the atolls and the deltas and the glaciers of the world. (OK, do not worry, I was either on a bike, or using the wind.)
I for one certainly believe the world is being destroyed by humanity.
BUT IT IS NOT WITH CO2.
They are doing it far more directly. Pollution, poisoning, river misuse, tarmac, concrete, levees, over agriculture, over fishing etc. (These are only possible because of the abundance of oil for transport)
As with all good lies it is based on truth but manipulated for certain gain. The confusing thing is that the arguments are based on the principle of “you are with us or against us”. There is no room to say both sides are wrong. So people just align with the least bad side.
But both sides ARE wrong. Because to tell the truth is a taboo. There is only one cure for the earth and that is nuclear. But not in a controlled manner.
Comparing whats going on now with smoking causing lung cancer is like comparing shit with caviar. They are as far apart as Land’s End and John ‘o Groats. Fuck the grandchildren, like every successive generation they get it easier.
When the Climategate data fiddlers are sitting on the dole complaining, I hope they remember that it was all Gordon Brown’s fault.
After all if they had not encouraged him jump onto the eco-gray train (50 days to save the world) they would probably still be alright – at east until they lifted their pension!!
Perhaps we should all be grateful for Gordoom’s faecal finger of fate – it f**ked Blair’s EU hopes and it has f**ked AGW/MMCC or whatever name is used to hide 10 years of cooling.
Guido you look like a bull dyke Lesbian Hoodie in that video
Sort of like Chastity Bono but less butch
this wont please the white house
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/defence/6646179/Bob-Ainsworth-criticises-Barack-Obama-over-Afghanistan.html
It’s the ‘go-to’ tactic of this government. Blame some other fucker.
Economy fucked? Blame the yanks. Blame the banks.
Iraq war? Blame the yanks.
Afghanistan? Blame the yanks.
Poor old Labour government. Utterly powerless. Not their fault at all.
Fine. Fuck off then. Let’s just formalise it – let’s become the 51st state since you seem to be incapable of exerting any positive influence over the UK’s destiny whatsoever.
Perhaps that’s what they were doing when they signed the Lisbon Constitution. Tacitly admitting they were utterly incompetent and powerless and leaving their (and our) welfare in the hands of grown-ups. From what I’ve seen of this government of all the imbeciles I’d say they were right. They are incompetent.
“is a former lobbyist, psychotherapist and former editor of the LabourList website.”
2 formers and one current or 3 formers?
Looks like first scalp for climate spinners Mr Jones please step forward !
any achance of fawkes view of NN discussion on secret bank loans , have small share holders been cheated ??
RE Moral superiority of captialism . I quite agree , although the extraordinary circumstances is not really making people think in an idealogical way , which perhaps is how the ruin sees it . The scale of the debt is bound to have reactionary thoughts , and we all know the ruin has been testing the water for what would be palletable to the UK electorate , to prop his bag of spanners thinking up , alas his 18 month dither has just delayed the problem post bail out , of the recession . The marxist nutters are embarased , there position is so weak they cant even explain it , but then again they always did look at it as supply and demand , but forgot about how important wealth is .
The ruin is hoping to make the case that debt instability and ailing growth is not recession and blaming banks for being greedy and amoral is what he hopes gets him off . being a nice man in unpleasant company is perhaps the vicars excuse . Hes been totally off air whilst spin factory slaves have been lashed to mitigate Darling giving pre budget speech with his trousers down .
The formulation of a weak argument is a interesting ruse , is the ruin being dishonest ? well parliament huffs and puffs about treasury seemingly churning out economincs fro 5 year olds, but the ruin doesnt see how much the public will hate him when they realise he makes them stupid, oh no, none of you need to know about things like state spending and private wealth , it will all be fine , its just debt .
well it isnt just debt , because servicing that debt affects everyones quality of life , the ruin has manged to pull off of having no reserve whilst running up the biggest debt , he cannot re build the reserve and yet hasnt even told us how the debt will be repaid , he could well become prisoner of weak argument , historians take note , our PM is making his memorial “waster of the north” a 200ft casty irony child throwing bundles of cash to the wind , whilst he cranks the NWO mincer and treads the lilliputions who disagree into the earth . My people I have given you ???? . Brown land .
The only thing that has aved his lying ass is that inflation has not arrived , if it had , he wouldnt just be on the ropes , he would be at a swiss clinic trying to get plastic surgery and a new identity .
Its isnt so much that hes lucky and a liar , its that if the figures turn before the debt is reduced to 1997 levels we are going to be toasted , the ruin has said nothing about inflation risk over the next 2 years , he cannot achieve growth if inflation comes with it , the debt will remain . In the long run he will have harmed the poor by depleating wealth reserves , as it is possible somthings may never grow again in the scorched earth he is leaving .
It is my opinion that Draper has undergone extensive, long term mind control. Most likely still undergoing so called ‘treatment,’ hence his relationship with The Tavistock Centre.
Effective Zombies like Draper are the stuff of nightmares. The sort of chaps who would not only be only too keen to administer the cyanide, or puss the button. IMO DD is the sort who would happily do so in the safe knowledge that he was doing the victims and the world a massive favour.
Please be reminded.
The lie is different at every level, this is the nature of mind control for a Common Purpose. Mind control victims by definition do not generally know that they have been, and are very likely still being, played like a fiddle.
A classic give away is frequent bouts of irrational anger, and spitefully resented hatreds, usually accompanied by more then an average amount of general paranoia, and confusion. Draper, and Brown for that matter, feel constantly out of their depths. Neither of them have a serious clue as to how they got to be doing what they are doing, nor how on earth they have got away with it all so long. They are driven by an influence/force/power they have both been programmed not to be able to even identify, never mind resist.
In the case of Brown.
Having the responsibility of a embattled field marshal, while possessing the actual power over the battle plan as a recently promoted lance corporal, the intellectual capacity of an illiterate bin-man, and the voter appeal of a later day grave-robber. While constantly having to wait for further instructions from WAY WAY WAY above your head, is a very uncomfortable position to be in for a protracted period of time.
Therefore as Jesus Emmanuel was reported to have once said, under a similar situation to that facing much of common humanity today.
“Forgive them father, for they know not what they do.”
I got one of GMTV’s writers to pen that sickening apology for Derek. Did you like it? Did he get it right? Will everyone love him now? Is he still a prize pillock?
Derek Draper said: “I made clear to the BACP Appeal Panel my deep regret over the political email scandal I was involved in and apologise to my fellow BACP members and the general public for what was, undoubtedly, a stupid mistake”
He has apologised to “BACP members” and “the general public” – how about the people at the target end of the venom?
This does not appear to be an apology at all, just a carefully crated statement
I hope the whole House will be pissing themselves with laughter at today’s PMQ’s
I know I willl
I went round to my brother’s house last night and he’s got a new dog. He said to me “this dog is incredible. Every time Liverpool lose, he lies down. Everytime they draw he sits up”. I was impressed and asked “what does he do when Liverpool win?” “I don’t know” replied my brother “I’ve only had him 6 weeks”.
O/T, are some politicians actually starting to get it?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/nov/24/tory-parliament-mps-sit-august
A new Conservative government may keep parliament sitting through next August in an attempt to show its determination to implement its manifesto commitments…
Working through the summer would also show the willingness of the Cameron government to make personal sacrifices as it asks Britain to take some very tough medicine, including public sector pay freezes and job losses.
With MPs’ standing at an all-time low, largely owing to the expenses scandal, the shadow cabinet is aware that extraordinary steps have to be taken to restore trust. It would also be taken as a dramatic symbol of the Tory slogan “we are all in this together”.
That blundering competent, Mr Bob Aintworthatoss, seeks to explain falling public support for this wretched Government’s little adventure in Afghanistan by blaming it on America:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/defence/6646179/Bob-Ainsworth-criticises-Barack-Obama-over-Afghanistan.html
How embarrassing that this nobody seeks to excuse our disgust with their pitiful and utterly inept conduct by trying to place the blame on our NATO partner. How bad does it have to get before this loathesome shower of sh*t is sent packing?
Just when you think the government couldn’t come up with a worse defence secretary, the pull out the poorest excuse for a minister the mind can imagine.
Just shifting the blame onto others.
Standard operatin’ procedure in Labour gummunt.
Sorry, obviously two letters missing from the front of competent! (Competent in blundering perhaps??)
The Independent give you a chance to ask him a question.
Bob Ainsworth MP, Defence Secretary, is the next subject for our You Ask The Question series. Click here to mail your questions:
myquestion@independent.co.uk
May it was supposed to be incontinent.
I will lead with this gag at PMQ’s
I called round to see my Scottish friend, Gorodn Brown to find he was stripping the wallpaper from the walls. Rather obviously, I remarked “You’re decorating, I see.” to which Gordon Brown replied “No. I’m moving house.”
To hell with Draper. He will soon be forgotten about.
Let’s discuss the £61.6 bn loan to two private companies, RBS and Lloyd’s.
Our Govt colluded with the B of E in breaking the law.
End of.
Now James Gordon Brown, unelected PM, perhaps you would like to comment?
We have learnt the lessons, we are drawing a line under this, we are moving on and getting on with the job.
It’s the right thing to do.
Agreed, the likes of Draper are not worth even a sentence, never mind yet another thread Guido. He’s history, just another little NuLiebour prat amongst an overflowing sewer of such creatures. Let’s address the rather more serious matters such as our collapsed economy, an illegal war and another that is un-winnable, the mendacity and thieving of our MPs, the West Lothian question, our startling loss of liberty, the incompetence of the Opposition to hold this lot to (effective) account, record and crippling taxation – anything but this sad little jerk.
It was the right thing to do. We’re all still here so what’s the problem?
Look, bankers provide an important service. It sometimes has to be secret.
Last one before PMQ’s
A penguin is driving along one day, and his car starts to splutter, and eventually breaks down.
The penguin waddles into the mechanics, and while he is waiting for his car to be fixed, goes to get an ice-cream.
Unfortunately he is a very messy eater, and gets it all over his face. He waddles back into the mechanics, and the man says “It looks like you’ve blown a seal.” The penguin replies, “No it’s only ice-cream.”
A sales rep is driving along one day, and his car starts to splutter, and eventually breaks down.
he gets out, lifts the bonnet and scratches his head. Suddenly he hears avoice saying “The coil lead is loose, clip it back on”.
he looks around and sees 2 horses in the field next to him. “looking at the horses he asks “Are you talikng to me?”
“yes” says the brown horse “clip the coil lead back on”
The man looks at the engine, sees the problem, fixes it, mumbles his thanks and heads off to the nearest pub.
“Double Scotch please”
“You look like you have seen a ghost”
“not quite, my car broke down and a horse told me how to fix it”
“I’ll bet the horse was brown”
“How did you know that?”
“The white one knows fuck all about engines”
News just in on Sky says teaching children about domestic violence will form part of the syllabus next year. Yet another non-subject to pad the syllabus out with. This is just another subject that would be better dealt with via TV infomercials. The way things are going it’s hardly surprising our schools are turning out illiterate, innumerate no-hopers who have to take further courses just to flip burgers. Kids in shitty, backward African countries are better taught than ours under Nu Labour.
Think once, think twice, think don’t smack your missus in the teeth.
Pitiful labour wankucation.
Here’s a thought: ladies, if you don’t want to get smacked around, don’t choose to go out with thuggish gangster wannabes? Just an idea. See that girl who got acid thrown in her face? She met the guy, thought he was a bit scary, which she thought was jussssst great. And guess what? He *looked* like a psycho nutter, and he *was* a psycho nutter.
All around my town I see deadbeat wrinkle-foreheaded scrote thugs wandering the streets at all hours, willing underage girls in tow. Here’s the inconvenient truth – domestic violence? It’s women’s fault.
It’s EducashunX3
This kind of edducashun?? Another NuLiebour triumph….
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/index.html
Derek who?
Brown is quite correct about drawing a line under things and getting on with the job, that is what Maggy did without actually saying it directly
The Right need to stop whining about the Left, a bunch of toss pot teachers, lawyers, academic and trade unionists, fuck the climate change lobby and buy a Range Rover.
We need a Tory Government who will triple decimate the public sector and restore the link between work and wages.
Did Derek go to the CRU at the University of East Anglia?
The CRU is a disgrace to British Science – its whole approach of cover-up and fiddling the figures must make its founder, H.H. Lamb, turn in his grave.
Lamb’s book on Climate history is worth reading as an antidote to the CRU’s hype which is egged on by its present boss.
I’m American and don’t know a thing about British politics, the guy in the suit seems a little sleazy.